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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:55,327 --> 00:02:05,327 Subtritare: bucyfall -Subtitrari-noi Team 2 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:11,597 Salut, omule. E vreo baie aici pe care o putem folosi? 3 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:14,600 - Noi? - �i plac b�ile. 4 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,201 Nu. 5 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:18,270 Omule, vrem s� facem sex �n baia covrig�riei. 6 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:20,172 Spune-mi c�t ne-ar costa. 7 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:22,808 - Nimic. Nu pute�i. - Fii atent aici. 8 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,643 D�-mi to�i covrigii pe care �i ai. 9 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,746 �i-i cump�r pe to�i, iar apoi ne vom fute �n baie. 10 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,668 Eu chiar... 11 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,352 Vrea s� m�n�nce un covrig de pe scula mea. 12 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:35,721 Oameni buni, �mi pare r�u, dar nu se va �nt�mpla. 13 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:37,356 Vreau un "covrig scul�". 14 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:40,259 Vrea un "covrig scul�". Simpatizeaz� si tu. 15 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:42,261 Dar nu simpatizez. 16 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:45,564 Nu tu predai geometrie acum c��iva ani? 17 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:46,732 Nu. 18 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:48,467 Ba da. 19 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,335 Era suplinitor. �i-aduci aminte? 20 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:51,770 La naiba. Da, ai dreptate. 21 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:54,506 - Acum lucrezi �ntr-o covrig�rie? - Economia merge prost. 22 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,875 Serios, omule, e�ti un mare ratat. 23 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:59,211 Fac pariu c� te l�b�gesti mult. 24 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:00,779 Ai privirea. 25 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:03,315 Nu am privirea. Ar trebui s� pleca�i. 26 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:05,450 - Sau ce? - O s� chem poli�ia. 27 00:03:05,452 --> 00:03:08,220 Du-te dracului, omule. Vrem baia. 28 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:12,324 E un funda� al dracului de bun. 29 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,359 Opre�te-te! 30 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,528 M�n�nc� o pul�, covrigarule. 31 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:19,690 Hai s� ne futem �n ma�in�. 32 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,491 Salut, omule. Ai venit devreme acas�. 33 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:48,360 Ce cau�i �n camera mea? 34 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:50,682 E �n regul�. O mic� �ncurc�tur�. 35 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:58,837 E grozav�, nu-i a�a? 36 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,539 Te fu�i �n patul meu? 37 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:01,540 Eu �nc� nu m-am futut �n patul meu. 38 00:04:02,541 --> 00:04:04,843 - Nu am a�ternuturi �n patul meu. - Puteai s� �ntinzi un prosop pe jos. 39 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:08,447 Nu e genul de fat� "doar un prosop". E special�. 40 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:10,489 Ce bine. Sunt fericit... 41 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:18,929 Nu e patul meu. E patul lui Eddie. 42 00:04:19,892 --> 00:04:23,428 Sunt dezgust�tor. Nu am a�ternuturi pe patul meu... 43 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,715 M-am �mb�tat �ntr-o sear�, m-am pi�at �n pat, 44 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:26,999 am aruncat a�ternuturile �i nu am mai luat altele. 45 00:04:27,001 --> 00:04:30,602 Vreau s� fiu sincer cu tine pentru c�... 46 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,724 Sunt nebun dup� tine. 47 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:37,476 Ce zg�rcit e�ti. 48 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:40,479 Cred c� �mi place. 49 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:42,981 Bine, noapte bun�. 50 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,983 Oh, Eddie. Eddie, Ally. 51 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,618 - Ally, Eddie. - Bun�. 52 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,288 E�ti prima fat� dezbr�cat� din patul meu. 53 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:50,922 �mi... pare r�u. 54 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:53,025 Nu, nu, e �n regul�. 55 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:54,926 Mi-a venit scrisoarea, omule? 56 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,329 Da. E �n baie. 57 00:04:57,331 --> 00:04:58,930 Ce caut� acolo? 58 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:01,213 Acolo �mi citesc coresponden�a, omule. 59 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:14,046 Respins. 60 00:05:14,048 --> 00:05:15,781 Cum? 61 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:17,482 Ce rahat. 62 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:19,051 Omule, te-ai n�scut s� predai. 63 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:21,386 A�a e, omule. Sunt un profesor bun. 64 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:26,658 C�nd eram suplinitor, echipa de matematic� a ajuns �n final� pe stat. 65 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,727 Ai perfect� dreptate. Le-ai dat tocilarilor un motiv s� tr�iasc�. 66 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:31,063 Nu ajungi �n finala pe stat fiind dr�gu�, omule. 67 00:05:31,065 --> 00:05:34,051 Geometria nu e dr�gu��. E a dracului de grea. 68 00:05:34,086 --> 00:05:35,233 Teorema lui Pitagora? 69 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,369 - Nici nu �tiu ce e asta. - Sunt s�tul �i obosit... 70 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:39,004 s� tot a�tept s� fiu profesor, omule. 71 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,740 Tu vrei s� fu�i o fat�, nu a�tep�i s� cumperi a�ternuturi. 72 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,675 Funda�ul vrea un "covrig scul�", nu a�teapt�. 73 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:49,047 M� duc m�ine la corpul didactic american �i le spun c�-mi datoreaz� un interviu. 74 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:51,083 - Da! Da! - Corect! 75 00:05:51,085 --> 00:05:52,845 - Da! - Da! 76 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:57,723 Ce e un "covrig scul�"? 77 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:15,073 Salut. Mi-ai respins cererea f�r� s� m� chemi la interviu. 78 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,775 �i merit un interviu. 79 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,677 De asta sunt aici. 80 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,046 �mi place spiritul t�u. 81 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,714 S�-�i vedem CV-ul. 82 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:33,392 Ai fost suplinitor la Bradenton. Bun� �coal�. 83 00:06:33,394 --> 00:06:34,993 Chiar mi-a pl�cut experien��, 84 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:37,462 am format o echip� de matematic� �i am ajuns �n final� pe stat. 85 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:40,065 Am lucrat cu copii de gr�dini�� nainte s� m� aduc� la birou. 86 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,033 Iubeam copila�ii �ia. 87 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:44,469 Grozave �mbr��i��ri. �i z�mbetele lor? 88 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:47,005 ��i dau un motiv s� te treze�ti diminea�a. 89 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,840 �n mod clar. 90 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:52,043 - Te superi? - Sigur c� nu. 91 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:54,746 ��i este permis s�-�i plac� b�utura. �n�elegi ce spun? 92 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,448 Sigur. Desigur. 93 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,451 De aia iubesc copii �ia. 94 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:03,021 Dac� eram trist sau pu�in beat... 95 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:06,525 Nu m� judecau. �n�elegi? 96 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:09,661 Poate mi-am ales calea cu o bil� de 8... 97 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:13,799 �i m-am trezit �n St. Pete cu jumate' de pisoi �ntr-o cutie de carton. 98 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:15,534 Nu a contat. 99 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:19,504 Micu�ii �ia... erau preg�ti�i cu �mbr��i��rile, mereu. 100 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,909 Mereu am crezut c� o abordare p�rinteasc� 101 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,911 e mult mai bun� dec�t una autoritar�. 102 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:27,646 De aceea o facem. 103 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,748 Nu o facem pentru curve, asta e cert. 104 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:32,784 Nu, nu, nici eu nu o fac pentru curve. 105 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:36,555 S� nu mai aduc aminte c� pl�tesc pentru sex. 106 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,990 La un club de striptease, ocazional, dar nu conteaz� a�a mult. 107 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:41,193 Nu e nimic �n neregul� cu un club pentru gentlemani. 108 00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:43,195 Nu, chiar nu e. 109 00:07:43,197 --> 00:07:46,798 Eu unul sunt fan Odyssey 2001. 110 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,100 Ai fost acolo? La clubul de striptease? 111 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:51,937 Cred c� l-am v�zut de pe autostrad�. Cu nava spa�ial�? 112 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,872 - Da. Da. - Da. 113 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:57,175 Un club bun de striptease trebuie s� aib� o tem� conving�toare. 114 00:07:57,177 --> 00:08:00,712 Altfel, e ca �i cum te-ai masturba �ntr-un depozit. �tii, nu? 115 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:05,817 - Te superi dac� ��i dau ni�te sfaturi? - Te rog. 116 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,820 Nu e un sfat legat de predat. E legat de via��. 117 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,889 Bine, mi�to. 118 00:08:11,924 --> 00:08:14,659 Niciodat� s� nu faci dou� ilegalit��i �n acela�i timp. 119 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,228 �mi place sfatul �sta. 120 00:08:16,230 --> 00:08:18,530 Pot s�-�i mai dau alt sfat? 121 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:21,233 Nu te duce la un club de striptease din ora�ul �n care tr�ie�ti. 122 00:08:21,235 --> 00:08:24,102 - Nici m�car la Odyssey? - Mai ales acolo. 123 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:26,838 De ce? Pentru c� devine obicei. 124 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,008 �nainte s�-�i dai seama, opre�ti pentru o du�c�. 125 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:34,112 �i barmanul ��i face b�utura favorit� �nainte s� i-o ceri. 126 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:36,281 �ntr-o zi te treze�ti... 127 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:38,617 �i ghici ce se �nt�mpl�. 128 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,819 Nu-mi dau seama, dar sun� r�u. 129 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:43,121 E�ti �nsurat, omule. E�ti al dracului de �nsurat. 130 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:46,625 �i so�ia ta? �nc� lucreaz� la club 4 nop�i pe s�pt�m�n�. 131 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,927 S� m� ia dracu. 132 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:52,664 At�t am de spus. 133 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:55,534 - Completeaz� aici. - Am adus un model. 134 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,669 E bine, omule. 135 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:01,273 �n regul�, Edward Cole. 136 00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:04,209 - Corect? - Eddie. Spune-mi Eddie. 137 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,111 - Eddie. - Da. 138 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,779 Ca Eddie Murphy. 139 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,615 Ce vrei s� predai, Eddie? 140 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:12,551 �ntr-o lume ideal�. 141 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,152 M-am preg�tit s� predau matematica. 142 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:18,323 Am predat geometria la facultate, iar echipa noastr� a ajuns �n final�. 143 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,792 Bravo �ie. Treaba e c�... 144 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:23,295 nu avem locuri libere. 145 00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:26,831 Trebuie s� fie ceva. 146 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:27,966 Stai a�a. 147 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:30,936 Chiar am ceva. 148 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:33,705 S-a rezolvat. 149 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:38,009 E pe strada 4 sau pe strada Fisk. Nu v�d bine. 150 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:39,277 Fisk? 151 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,179 Fisk. Pe strada Fisk num�rul 4. 152 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,049 Noroc. 153 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,253 Am ob�inut slujba! 154 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,121 Nu se poate, omule! 155 00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:53,658 O s� s�rb�torim. 156 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:55,627 Sunt a�a fericit� pentru tine. 157 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,929 Da, da. 158 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,665 Nu, nu, stai acolo. Ai grij�. 159 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,267 �i ce slujb� e? 160 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:06,004 Iart�-m�, nu vreau s� stau pe canapea a�a uleiat. 161 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:09,908 E �n Tampa... Ora�ul Ybor. 162 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:12,210 E un program extra�colar. 163 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,279 E �n... E �n cartierul cubanez, corect? 164 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,847 E chiar mi�to acolo. 165 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,649 Da, da. Sunt �nc�ntat. 166 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:19,351 E o comunitate brutal� totu�i, omule. A naibii de... 167 00:10:19,353 --> 00:10:21,252 Vei fi aproape de aeroport. 168 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,921 �tiu. 169 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:27,092 Nu vreau s� m� amestec, 170 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:31,129 dar ar avea sens s� te mu�i mai aproape. 171 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,699 Nu, nu. Dac� te mu�i, nu te voi mai vedea. 172 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:37,268 Nu �tiu, omule. Pare o idee bun�. 173 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,070 Un nou �nceput. 174 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,841 Cel mai important e c� e�ti fericit. 175 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:46,378 F� ce te face fericit, omule. 176 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:48,713 �i se vor mai �nt�mpla lucruri de genul. 177 00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:50,815 Fantezii sexuale pe roluri, omule. 178 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,851 Ce roluri interpreta�i? 179 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,986 - Cr�ciunul la pompieri. - Da, curcanul e pentru cin�. 180 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,055 Dar care-i treaba cu elefantul? 181 00:10:57,057 --> 00:11:00,291 Scula mea intr� �n nasul lui. 182 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,926 Salut, am venit s� v�d apartamentul. 183 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:38,128 Apartamentul... �l vei iubi. Are de toate. 184 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:43,301 Asta e. Palatul t�u, iubitule. 185 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:46,871 Aici vei iubi, aici vei pierde. Totul e aici. 186 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,373 �n regul�. 187 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,942 Nenorocitule, pl�te�te chiria... 188 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,411 sau vrei s� te fac boschetar? 189 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:56,047 Pere�ii sunt sub�iri. 190 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,415 S-a notat. 191 00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,318 Dar dac� te fu�i, nu fii timid. 192 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,187 Nu m� deranjeaz� pu�in zgomot. 193 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:05,056 Sunt... destul de lini�tit c�nd fac dragoste. 194 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,292 Doar ��i spun, a�a, �mi place sunetul. 195 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:11,262 Senzualitatea �i toate cele. �tii tu, via�a, �nt�mpl�rile. 196 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,898 Da, poate fi lini�titor. 197 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,201 Vei auzi c�te ceva venind de la mine. 198 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,269 Mai scot c�teva �ipete, dar nimic grav. 199 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:22,073 Dac� se aud �ipete, sunt doar eu, �mi v�d de treaba mea. 200 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,209 Sigur, sigur. 201 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:31,216 - �l iau. - Perfect. 202 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:34,352 Vino la bar jos mai t�rziu, s�-�i cuno�ti vecinii. 203 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,121 Bine, sigur. 204 00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:25,003 Destul de mi�to muzica. 205 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:28,273 Destul de mi�to? Iubitule, e cea mai mi�to. 206 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,941 �i eu eram �ntr-o forma�ie. 207 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,410 - La ce c�ntai? - La oboi. E f�cut din lemn. 208 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:36,314 Omule, �tiu ce e un oboi. E un deflector pentru p�s�rici. 209 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,283 E un magnet pentru p�s�rici, dar �n sens invers. 210 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,418 Am fost �ntr-o forma�ie jazz, a�a c�... 211 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,053 Ai c�ntat la un oboi pentru jazz? 212 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:44,589 Da, eram fan Kenny G. 213 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,858 F�ceam c�ntece �n stil jazz pentru Cr�ciun. 214 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,426 Dar oboiul. 215 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,096 Nu e ceva mi�to, nu-i a�a? 216 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:54,499 Iubitule, chiar nu e. 217 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,568 E �n regul�, p�pu��. 218 00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:58,369 Ce otrav� preferi? 219 00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:02,207 - D�-mi un whisky. - S-a f�cut. 220 00:14:57,596 --> 00:15:00,231 Salutare. 221 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,100 Sunt domnul Cole. 222 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:05,336 Sunt coordonatorul activit��ilor extra�colare. 223 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:11,175 Ce vre�i s� studiem? 224 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:17,382 Haide�i. Nu era�i aici dac� nu vroia�i s� studia�i ceva. 225 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,549 Aici e deten�ia. 226 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,151 Cum? 227 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:23,021 Trebuie s� fim aici. Am f�cut prostii. 228 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,391 - Da. - Pot s� m� duc p�n� la baie? 229 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,126 Sigur, du-te. 230 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,995 Vrei s� auzi cum c�nt rap freestyle? 231 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,665 E grozav. 232 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,533 Sigur, s� auzim. 233 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,435 - Cum te nume�ti? Cole? - Da. 234 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,138 D�-i drumul. 235 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,476 ¶ Domnului Cole �i place �n gaura� 236 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,345 ¶ Un pic maro, vrea s� mearg� mai jos ¶ 237 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,647 ¶ Domnul Cole o suge pe dealuril ¶ 238 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,483 ¶ P�s�rica fricoas� vrea s-o sug� pe deal ¶ 239 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,419 - Ajunge. - ¶ Are una �n gaur�, �n ambele ¶ 240 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,087 De ajuns! 241 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,089 Haide, domnule Cole, nu mai fii a�a curv�. 242 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:01,292 Dac� mai folose�ti limbajul �sta, ��i voi suna p�rin�ii. 243 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,027 Nu face�i asta. Nu pute�i. 244 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:09,600 - Ce s-a imtaplat? E�ti bine? - Voi muri. Am cancer. 245 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,436 Ce? 246 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,037 S�ngerez. 247 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:16,174 - Ce spui? - S�ngerez acolo. 248 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:19,043 S�ngereaz� la p�s�ric�. 249 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:21,212 Vino... vino cu mine. Haide. 250 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:34,025 Le-am luat din cancelarie. 251 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:36,594 Poftim. 252 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,297 Ce fac cu astea? 253 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:42,333 - E un tampon. - Nu �tiu ce-i asta! 254 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:46,070 Doar... �l iei... �i �l pui �n�untru. 255 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,372 Ce? �n nici un caz! 256 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,375 Nu,e... Doar... Uite. 257 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:52,276 E... 258 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,345 Pot s�... Pot s�-�i sun p�rin�ii? 259 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,615 Tata lucreaz�, �i... 260 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,417 Nu am mam�. 261 00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:02,253 A�teapt� pu�in, bine? 262 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,721 O s� sun pe cineva. 263 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,424 A�tep�i pu�in? M� �ntorc imediat. 264 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:22,040 Slav� Domnului, ai venit. 265 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,275 Ea e prietena mea Ally. E asistenta medical�. 266 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,210 V� va ajuta. 267 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,180 Vino cu mine. Vei fi bine. 268 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,094 Vrei s� bem ceva cu JT? 269 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:46,297 - E un bar super sub apartamentul meu. - Da, sun� fain. 270 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:49,067 Ce mai cau�i aici? 271 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,602 M� �nt�lnesc cu sor�-mea, dar mereu �nt�rzie. 272 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,307 Uite-o. 273 00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:02,113 Ea e sor�-ta? 274 00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:17,462 Salut, amice. 275 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:21,232 - Bun�. - Bun�, eu sunt Ed Cole. 276 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,334 - Lucrez la �coal�. - Sunt Pilar, sora lui Tito. 277 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,505 - Ea e prietena mea Ally. - Bun�. 278 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,207 Nu... 279 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,808 Nu prietena mea. 280 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,877 Bine. 281 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:37,148 - E cu cel mai bun prieten al meu, deci... - Cred c� a �n�eles, Eddie. 282 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,484 Corect. 283 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,353 Deci... 284 00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:44,422 Cum merge treaba? 285 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,557 Grozav. Bine. 286 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,593 Da, mi�to. 287 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,767 - Vii des aici? - La �coal�? 288 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:59,737 - Da. - Da, a�a cred. 289 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,240 M� �nt�lnesc cu Tito aproape zilnic. 290 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,275 Corect, da. 291 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,714 Ar trebui s� mergem, nu, Ed? 292 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:13,384 Da, avem planuri disear�, trebuie s� decol�m. 293 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,419 Mergem la un bar super mi�to. 294 00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,421 Dac� vre�i... s� v� r�cori�i. 295 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,924 S� ne r�corim? 296 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,859 Da, s� ie�i�i. 297 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,494 Nimeni nu spune "s� ne r�corim." 298 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,397 Tito, fii dr�gu� cu profesorul t�u. 299 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:33,237 S-o zbughim. 300 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,173 E ma�ina noastr�. 301 00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:39,177 Da, am �i eu ma�ina mai �ncolo. 302 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:44,949 La revedere. 303 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,717 Pa. 304 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:15,313 Era a�a speriat�, nimeni nu i-a explicat. 305 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,815 Educa�ie sexual�, omule. Copiii �tia au nevoie de a�a ceva. 306 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:20,618 E�ti sigur c� e�ti persoana potrivit� s� predai educa�ie sexual�? 307 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,020 Po�i s� predai educa�ie sexual� chiar dac� e�ti virgin. 308 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,423 S-ar putea s� fii chiar mai bun. 309 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:28,593 - Cine spune c� sunt virgin? - �mi pare r�u. 310 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:31,596 S� se �tie, Eddie nu e virgin. 311 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,932 A f�cut sex s�lbatic cu o canadianc� �ntr-o tab�r� de var�. 312 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,867 Acum e model �n Toronto. 313 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,002 - Da. - Uou. 314 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,904 Dar ar fi timpul s�-�i revii. 315 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,740 - Omule, �mi place de fata asta. - Dar nu a mers bine. 316 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,876 - De ce? - A fost incomod de v�zut. 317 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,012 Foarte incomod. 318 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,981 Ca �i cum m-a� fi uitat la filmul porno cu Screech. 319 00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:52,250 Ai nevoie de un dans al ploii. 320 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,385 Nu am nevoie de dansul ploii. 321 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,254 Ce e dansul ploii? 322 00:20:56,256 --> 00:21:02,326 C�nd JT e �ntr-o stare proast�, g�se�te o fat� mai pu�in atractiv�, face sex cu ea, 323 00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:05,794 iar apoi �i picteaz� fa�a ca un indian �i umbl� gol prin apartament... 324 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,500 Ai blestemul secetei. E�ti �n Valea Mor�ii. 325 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,268 �i c�nd �ncepe s� plou�, toarn� cu g�leata. Trebuie s�... 326 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,587 gasesti o fat�, s� distrugi blestemul secetei 327 00:21:11,588 --> 00:21:12,903 �i s� �nceap� potopul. 328 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,606 Nu, e un sfat teribil. 329 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,041 C�teodat� trebuie s�-�i murd�re�ti scula. 330 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,443 �mi place s� am scula curat�. 331 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:23,814 B�rba�ii indisponibili c�teodat� sunt mai atr�g�tori. 332 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:27,485 Prin indisponibili, se refer� la b�rba�ii care t�njesc dup� p�s�ric�. 333 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:30,354 �i cu toate c� �i-ai pierdut virginitatea �n tab�r�... 334 00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:32,390 �i toat� lumea crede c� nu e�ti virgin... 335 00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:36,360 dansul ploii va fi un lucru bun. 336 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:37,762 Sari direct, porne�te motorul iar. 337 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:40,698 Dar dac� �mi cobor standardele �i ies cu o fat� ur�t�, 338 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,833 nu crezi c� voi avea mereu parte de a�a ceva? 339 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:45,803 Adu-�i aminte de femeia cu care m� futeam �n draci, cea �nainte de Ally. 340 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,371 JT, sunt aici. 341 00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:49,640 - Ar�ta de parc� tr�ia sub un pod. - Da. 342 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,376 Fata cu care m� desf�tam ar�ta precum un trol. 343 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:53,944 Dar aveam parte de sex. 344 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:58,749 �i asta, la un profund nivel biologic, hormonal, de p�s�ric� mirositoare, 345 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,618 m-a f�cut atr�g�tor pentru ea. 346 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:04,522 �i tu de ce e�ti atras de mine? 347 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,490 Nu �tiu. Pur �i simplu sunt atras. 348 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,059 Crezi c� a fost un fel de... 349 00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:10,494 atrac�ie profund�, hormonal�, mirositoare a sperm�? 350 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:11,929 Asta-i o �ntrebare bun�. 351 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:14,665 Dac� Ally mirosea a sperm�, te-ar mai fi atras? 352 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,034 Da. Dac� eram �ntr-un bar �i aveam sperm� pe mine, 353 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,669 ai mai fi venit la mine? 354 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,539 - Nu prea cred. - Nici eu nu cred asta. 355 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,908 Chiar credeam c� voi ave�i ceva special. 356 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,976 �i c� sunte�i excita�i de pu�in sos alb. 357 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:29,080 Vreau s� nu mai vorbe�ti despre oameni care �i dau drumul pe tine. 358 00:22:29,082 --> 00:22:31,949 Deci, de ce e�ti atras de mine? 359 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,855 Pentru c� ��i place at�t de mult s� m� provoci �nc�t... 360 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,524 e�ti �n stare s�-mi spui c� al�i oameni �i-au dat drumul pe tine. 361 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,793 M� descurc grozav la asta, corect? 362 00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:45,696 Asta vreau �i eu... ce ave�i voi aici. 363 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:48,899 P�i vezi, dac� vrei asta, trebuie s� �nceap� ploaia. 364 00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:52,570 Cunosc fata potrivit�. 365 00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:55,439 - Cine? - Era �n ultimul an c�nd eram boboci. 366 00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:58,642 Nebun�. �i nu cred c� s-a schimbat dup� liceu. 367 00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:01,779 - Serios? - Da, te rezolv� ea. 368 00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:07,385 Ce naiba e cu voi, b�ie�ii? 369 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,590 Bine, oameni buni, 370 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,759 ast�zi vom studia corpul uman. 371 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:17,695 �tiu c� sunt multe argouri pentru organele cu pricina. 372 00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:20,865 - Gen fofoloanc�. - F� lini�te, Leon. 373 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:24,001 E important s� �ti�i �i s� �n�elege�i termenii �tiin�ifici... 374 00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:27,004 ca s� v� respecta�i corpurile voastre, precum �i pe ale altora. 375 00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:31,609 De aceea, �n clas�, vom folosi denumirile potrivite pentru aceste organe. 376 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:34,011 S� �ncepem cu anatomia femeii. 377 00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:35,880 Asta e vulva. 378 00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:38,516 S� v� aud. 379 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:40,451 S� ne familiariz�m. 380 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:42,119 Vulva. 381 00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:43,754 Bun. 382 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,055 Da, Leon. 383 00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:48,526 - Mereu i se zice "labia majora"? - Da, Leon. 384 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:50,888 �i dac� at�rn� mai mult? 385 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,165 Mereu e labia majora. 386 00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:57,835 - Dac� arat� ca un pr�nz? - Tot labia majora i se zice. 387 00:23:57,837 --> 00:24:00,438 Dac� seam�n� cu o fa�� de bebelu� �ncruntat? 388 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,873 Asta... tot labia majora e. 389 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:06,210 - P�i, dac�... - Leon, mereu va fi labia majora. Bine? 390 00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:10,047 Doar ziceam �i eu, am v�zut rahaturi pe care nu le-a� descrie ca labia majora. 391 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:10,872 Ultima avertizare, Leon. 392 00:24:10,873 --> 00:24:13,684 Omule, anun��-m� c�nd ��i g�se�ti micul penis. 393 00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,753 St� deasupra bilu�elor tale. 394 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:17,721 �n biroul directorului, acum. 395 00:24:17,723 --> 00:24:19,657 - Nu, nu, domnule... - Te-am avertizat, Leon. Du-te! 396 00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,225 Te rog, domnule Cole, tata m� v� omora. 397 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:23,461 Du-te, Leon. 398 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:43,647 Doar f�ceam conversa�ie. 399 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:47,249 - Ar fi trebuit s� �tii, Leon. - �mi pare r�u. 400 00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:53,090 Ai o gur� spurcat�. 401 00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:56,060 O gur� spurcat�. 402 00:24:56,062 --> 00:24:59,102 Te-am �nv��at mai bine de at�t. Ar fi trebuit s� �tii. 403 00:24:59,564 --> 00:25:01,031 Po�i mai mult. 404 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:09,173 Domnule, eu sunt Eddie Cole. 405 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:11,175 Conduc programul de activit��i extra�colare. 406 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,677 Preotul M�rcu� Hamilton. 407 00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:16,159 - Nu te speli pe m�ini? - M� scuza�i. 408 00:25:25,123 --> 00:25:27,858 �mi cer scuze pentru comportamentul fiului meu. 409 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,928 Nu e mare br�nz�. A�a sunt copiii. 410 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:32,930 �i ce �nva�� copiii? 411 00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:35,099 Ne facem timp... 412 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:38,669 s� discut�m despre problemele generale de s�n�tate la adolescen�i. 413 00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:41,005 - Ce �nseamn� asta? - P�i, 414 00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:44,074 Leon �i ceilal�i copii sunt la pubertate, 415 00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:47,044 �i nu �n�eleg chiar bine ce se �nt�mpl� cu ei. 416 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:47,600 A�a c�... 417 00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:49,000 Deci �i spune�i fiului meu despre p�rul pubian? 418 00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:50,881 Nu. 419 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,784 Nu crezi c� �i pot explica asta �i eu fiului meu? 420 00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:55,753 - Sigur c� nu. - Crede-m� c�nd ��i spun... 421 00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:58,656 Am o temeinic� �n�elegere a p�rului pubian. 422 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:03,193 Genul �sta de discu�ii ar trebui purtate acas�... 423 00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:04,962 �ntre p�rinte �i copil. 424 00:26:06,831 --> 00:26:10,568 Nu cu un profesor pe care nu-l cunosc �i �n care nu am �ncredere. 425 00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:15,639 �n�eleg. 426 00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:19,677 Haide, Leon. 427 00:26:31,957 --> 00:26:35,960 - Ce faci, dr�gu�ule? - Salut. A�tept o fat�. 428 00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:37,328 Bine. 429 00:26:37,330 --> 00:26:39,330 O �nt�lnire aranjat�. 430 00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:41,265 Cred c� a venit. 431 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:43,167 Hei. 432 00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:44,668 - Trish. Tu e�ti Eddie. - Bun�. 433 00:26:44,670 --> 00:26:46,350 Bun�. 434 00:26:49,874 --> 00:26:51,208 - �nc�ntat� s� te cunosc. - Scuze. 435 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:52,876 Nu-i nimic. 436 00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:56,747 Mi�to localul �sta. 437 00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:58,909 Da. 438 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:04,154 �i, ce faci zilele astea? 439 00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:08,164 Nu prea multe. 440 00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:15,099 Trebuie s�-�i m�rturisesc, ai o bluz� foarte dr�gu��. 441 00:27:15,101 --> 00:27:17,234 - Mul�umesc. - E o culoare foarte frumoas�. 442 00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:19,556 Negru. 443 00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:23,841 - ��i aduc ceva? - T�rie. Mul�umesc. 444 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,943 - S� �ncepem petrecerea. - Bine. 445 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:27,378 - Corect? - Da. 446 00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:30,114 - Ce ��i place s� bei? - Orice. 447 00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:33,817 Au orice aici. 448 00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:40,791 ��i place s� sorbi? 449 00:27:40,793 --> 00:27:43,394 �mi place s� iau c�te o �nghi�itur� mare... 450 00:27:43,396 --> 00:27:45,636 Ah, deci a�a... 451 00:27:49,869 --> 00:27:54,672 �i p�rin�ii lucreaz�, �i reduc activit��ile extra�colare. 452 00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:57,307 E important. Trebuie s� le predau. 453 00:27:57,309 --> 00:28:01,145 De ce nu �mi predai mie ceva? 454 00:28:02,748 --> 00:28:04,748 Ce vrei s� �nve�i? 455 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:07,918 Haide, domn profesor. 456 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,820 Arat�-mi din ce e�ti f�cut. 457 00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:13,223 Ridic�-te. 458 00:28:15,927 --> 00:28:18,462 Nu cred c� ar trebui s� facem asta. 459 00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:20,230 E liber. 460 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,368 - Stai pu�in. Aici? - Aici. 461 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,403 Haide. 462 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:28,105 Aici �n spate. 463 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,854 Haide. 464 00:28:44,923 --> 00:28:46,957 Stai, mai bine mergem la apartamentul meu. 465 00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:52,229 Ai o pul� frumoas�? 466 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:53,997 - Da. - Pe bune? 467 00:28:53,999 --> 00:28:56,200 Fac pariu c� pula ta are gust de bomboane. 468 00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:58,335 - Da, a�a e. - Da? 469 00:28:58,337 --> 00:28:59,937 Ce fel de bomboane? 470 00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:02,106 Cu arom� de pul�. 471 00:29:02,108 --> 00:29:04,475 �mi place asta. 472 00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:07,010 Corect. 473 00:29:10,515 --> 00:29:13,050 Ce? 474 00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:16,920 De ce m� folosi�i mereu? 475 00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:18,455 Cum? 476 00:29:18,457 --> 00:29:21,992 M� placi doar pentru c� ai aflat c� fac fela�ii bune. 477 00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:24,094 Nu, nu. Nici m�car nu �tiam asta. 478 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:27,131 Ei bine, le fac. �i sunt foarte bune. 479 00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:30,373 - Grozav. - Mereu �i f�ceam fela�ii lui JT. 480 00:29:31,402 --> 00:29:33,504 Credeam c�-l iubesc, 481 00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:35,973 dar lui �i pl�ceau doar fela�iile. 482 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:37,908 E�ti o persoan� dr�gu��. 483 00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:39,843 E�ti... e�ti a�a de treab�. 484 00:29:39,845 --> 00:29:41,879 Nu trebuie s� devenim intimi acum. 485 00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:44,515 Nu, nu, n-are nimic. 486 00:29:44,517 --> 00:29:47,885 Sunt a�a ciudat� c�teodat�. 487 00:29:47,887 --> 00:29:50,487 Scoate-�i pula. 488 00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:53,323 Nu, e bine. E �n regul�. 489 00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:55,993 Scoate-o afar�. E bine a�a. 490 00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:58,328 Chiar... chiar cred... 491 00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:00,330 Suntem bine a�a. 492 00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:06,370 Am �n�eles. Bine. 493 00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:08,272 E�ti homosexual. 494 00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:10,541 E�ti homosexual. 495 00:30:10,543 --> 00:30:13,063 - Nu. - Bine. Asta e... 496 00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:26,190 Mi-a spus c� sunt homosexual. 497 00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:28,826 Dumnezeule. �i te-ai sup�rat? 498 00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:31,228 - Da, m-am sup�rat. - De ce? 499 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:35,098 Fata asta practic mi-a fost servit� pe o farfurie de argint. 500 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:37,901 Fii serios.C�nd Tonya Harding a intrat aici, 501 00:30:37,903 --> 00:30:39,436 o priveai de parc� s-a n�scut dintr-un ou. 502 00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:41,104 Nu erai interesat. 503 00:30:41,106 --> 00:30:43,240 Da, nu am pl�cut-o cu adev�rat, dar... 504 00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:47,211 C�teodat� trebuie s�-�i cobori standardele. �n�elegi? 505 00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:49,479 Nu, nu �n�eleg. 506 00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:52,282 Crezi c� dac� dau jos pantalonii unui b�rbat �i v�d un penis minuscul, 507 00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:55,319 �mi zic, "Ahh. �mi ajunge micropenisul �sta? 508 00:30:55,321 --> 00:30:58,455 O fat� trebuie s� m�n�nce." La dracu cu rahatul �sta. 509 00:30:58,457 --> 00:31:01,714 Nu am mai fost cu o fat� de o eternitate. 510 00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:02,999 - �i? - �i? 511 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,027 Ce sunt eu? 512 00:31:04,062 --> 00:31:07,499 E�ti un b�rbat care nu a mai udat p�s�rica de ceva timp. 513 00:31:07,534 --> 00:31:08,999 Nu �nseamn� nimic. 514 00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:11,602 Am 23 de ani, dar m� simt de parc� am 15. 515 00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:14,004 Sunt falit, nu am slujba pe care o vreau. 516 00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:16,073 Nu am prieten�. 517 00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:19,343 Eu m�... simt de parc� a�tept s�-mi �nceap� via�a. 518 00:31:19,345 --> 00:31:20,911 Las�-m� s�-�i spun ceva. 519 00:31:20,913 --> 00:31:22,980 Vrei s� fii b�rbat? 520 00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:25,482 Vrei s� zg�rii suprafa�a vietii? 521 00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:27,484 Nu te mai v�ic�ri. 522 00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:29,453 Nu asta fac b�rba�ii. 523 00:31:29,455 --> 00:31:32,956 Via�a va �ncepe pentru tine c�nd o �ncepi tu. 524 00:31:34,492 --> 00:31:36,193 Ridic�-te. 525 00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:48,405 Ast�zi vom discuta despre bolile cu transmitere sexual�. 526 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:50,240 �mi pute�i spune vreuna? 527 00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:51,608 - Da. - Sculamentul. 528 00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:53,243 Sculament, corect. 529 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:56,914 E acela�i lucru cu gonoreea. 530 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,984 - Altele? - L�teii. 531 00:32:00,986 --> 00:32:02,552 L�teii, corect. 532 00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:05,188 L�tei e argou pentru p�duchii pubieni. 533 00:32:06,991 --> 00:32:09,660 - �n regul�. Altcineva? - Pic�tura verde. 534 00:32:09,662 --> 00:32:11,261 Pic�tura verde. 535 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,423 Cred c� te referi la chlamydia. 536 00:32:16,167 --> 00:32:18,201 Mi�to. Mai multe. 537 00:32:18,202 --> 00:32:22,000 SIDA 538 00:32:23,141 --> 00:32:26,610 Cred c� �stea sunt toate bolile. 539 00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:28,979 Cred c� le-am notat pe toate, Fish. 540 00:32:28,981 --> 00:32:32,015 Abstinen�a... a nu face sex deloc... 541 00:32:32,017 --> 00:32:35,552 e singura cale s� prevenim transmiterea acestor boli, 542 00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:37,354 dar dac� deveni�i activi sexual, 543 00:32:37,356 --> 00:32:40,057 un prezervativ reduce aceste riscuri. 544 00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:42,159 Omule, e ca �i cum ai purta impermeabil �n du�. 545 00:32:42,161 --> 00:32:44,728 Ai grij�, Leon. 546 00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:46,100 Fratele meu spune c� prezervativele 547 00:32:46,150 --> 00:32:48,565 sunt pentru cei c�rora le e fric� s� se murd�reasc�. 548 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,299 Bine. 549 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:52,169 Acum, astea sunt doar ni�te denumiri scrise pe tabl�. 550 00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:54,491 S� d�m o fa�� bolilor astea. 551 00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:20,664 Folosirea unui prezervativ poate �mpiedica s� vi se �nt�mple lucruri de genul. 552 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:23,500 Nu fac sex f�r� prezervativ. 553 00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,469 Nu vreau s� fac. 554 00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:29,006 Cine vrea s� �nve�e cum se folose�te un prezervativ? 555 00:33:30,608 --> 00:33:33,410 M� g�ndeam eu. 556 00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:35,312 Veni�i aici, lua�i o banan�... 557 00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:37,481 sau un castravete �i c�teva prezervative. 558 00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:17,621 Dac� vreau s� ies cu o fat�, 559 00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:22,125 c�te �nt�lniri trebuie s� avem �nainte s� facem sex? 560 00:34:22,127 --> 00:34:24,694 E�ti cam t�n�r s� faci sex. 561 00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:28,231 Mai bine mai a�tep�i c��iva ani. 562 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,300 Nu, vreau s� fac sex. 563 00:34:30,302 --> 00:34:33,336 �n�eleg. Mul�i oameni vor, dar... 564 00:34:33,338 --> 00:34:36,406 Adic�, nu e... nu e nici o grab�. 565 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:39,376 M� �nt�lnesc de ceva timp cu o fat�, Margarita, 566 00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:42,279 �i p�n� acum nu am avut parte dec�t de lab�. 567 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:44,281 E destul de avansat pentru cineva de v�rsta ta. 568 00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:46,583 Ur�sc laba. E a�a dur�. 569 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:49,219 Uite, punctul cheie e c� nu trebuie s� te gr�be�ti. 570 00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:51,354 Se va �nt�mpla la momentul potrivit. 571 00:34:51,356 --> 00:34:53,256 Omule, m� uit la lucruri de genul pe internet, 572 00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:55,659 �i oamenii �tia �ncep s� �i-o trag� aproape instantaneu. 573 00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:58,161 - La care te ui�i pe internet? - La cel cu dubi�a. 574 00:34:58,163 --> 00:35:00,864 Se nume�te Bangbus. Doi tipi dau roat� �i... 575 00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:03,333 Tito, lucrurile de genul �sta nu sunt reale. 576 00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:05,869 Fetele nu vor s�ri �ntr-o dub� s� fac� sex cu tine. 577 00:35:05,871 --> 00:35:07,771 Dar pare ceva real. 578 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:11,241 Se duc la ni�te locuri precum mall-ul. Arat� exact ca un mall. 579 00:35:11,243 --> 00:35:13,443 S� vorbim despre asta mai t�rziu. 580 00:35:14,412 --> 00:35:16,313 Hei. 581 00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:18,882 Doar ca s� �tii, e�ti profesorul favorit al lui Tito. 582 00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:21,685 - Ce? - Haide, Pillar. 583 00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:24,521 Da, e adev�rat, mereu vorbe�te despre tine acas�. 584 00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:27,724 Spune c� e�ti cel mai bun profesor pe care l-a avut vreodat�. 585 00:35:27,726 --> 00:35:29,759 Mersi. 586 00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:33,263 Ar trebui s� vii la noi la cin� disear�. 587 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,092 Mama vrea s� te vad�. 588 00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:41,438 Mi�to, mi-ar face pl�cere. 589 00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:15,405 Salut. Haide�i �n�untru, domnule Cole. 590 00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:17,507 Bun� seara! 591 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:20,243 - E�ti profesorul lui Tito, nu? - A�a e. 592 00:36:20,245 --> 00:36:21,811 - Bine ai venit. - Bun�. 593 00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:23,680 Am adus �i ceva. 594 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,382 Rom. 595 00:36:25,384 --> 00:36:27,517 S� bem ni�te rom pentru profesor. 596 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:28,952 Sigur. 597 00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:32,389 Ce faci? Tu nu ai voie la rom. 598 00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:35,292 El e b�rbatul �n cas�, el �tie asta. 599 00:36:35,294 --> 00:36:39,229 Mereu �i spun, "Dragule, �nc� nu �tii ce �nseamn� s� fii b�rbat." 600 00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:42,399 Poate c� are must�cioar�, dar e �nc� un b�ie�el. 601 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:43,833 Ave�i dreptate. Ar trebui s�-�i ascul�i mama. 602 00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:46,303 O musta�� nu �nseamn� c� ai �n�eles totul. 603 00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:48,238 A�a e. Noroc. 604 00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:54,477 - Unde e Hector? - �nt�rzie pu�in. 605 00:36:54,479 --> 00:36:56,746 - Va veni. - Hector, prietenul t�u? 606 00:36:56,748 --> 00:36:58,548 Da, o s�-�i plac�. 607 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,550 - Mi�to. - Dac� Hector �nt�rzie, 608 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:03,687 - trebuie s� m� aju�i cu cina. - Sigur. Cum v� pot ajuta? 609 00:37:06,824 --> 00:37:09,559 Stai chiar aici. 610 00:37:16,434 --> 00:37:19,436 Ia mirodeniile... 611 00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:22,239 �i freac�-le de carnea de porc. 612 00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:33,617 Freac� mai tare, domnule Eddie. 613 00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:35,585 Peste tot fundul. 614 00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:38,655 �n�untru. Da, intr� serios. 615 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,259 Intr� acolo... 616 00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:45,295 - ca s� fie gustoas�. - E bine a�a? 617 00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:49,666 Calmeaz�-te. Bea ceva. 618 00:37:50,901 --> 00:37:52,636 E doar un porcu�or. 619 00:38:00,578 --> 00:38:02,545 - Bun�, dragule. - Hei. 620 00:38:02,547 --> 00:38:04,547 Facem cina pentru tine. 621 00:38:04,549 --> 00:38:06,669 Ce bine. 622 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,820 Vrei ni�te rom? 623 00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:12,489 Sigur c� da. Adu-l �ncoa. 624 00:38:12,491 --> 00:38:14,772 Bun�, iubito. 625 00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:20,864 El e Eddie, profesorul favorit al lui Eddie. 626 00:38:20,866 --> 00:38:24,367 Da, a�a e. Profesorul. 627 00:38:24,369 --> 00:38:26,736 Be�i ceva. Noroc. 628 00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:28,698 Noroc. 629 00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:34,311 - �nc�ntat de cuno�tin��. - �i mie. 630 00:38:34,313 --> 00:38:36,479 �n mod oficial. 631 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:39,916 - Cu ce te ocupi? - Sunt Dj. 632 00:38:39,918 --> 00:38:42,452 - Mi�to. - Da. 633 00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:45,021 Faci a�a c�nd e�ti la butoane? 634 00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:47,057 Nu, niciodat� a�a. 635 00:38:47,059 --> 00:38:49,392 Adic� tehnica ta e mai bun� dec�t a mea? 636 00:38:49,394 --> 00:38:50,760 Trebuie s� fii mai natural. 637 00:38:50,762 --> 00:38:52,662 Te chinui prea mult s� faci asta. 638 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,898 Semeni prea mult cu un tip alb. 639 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:58,401 Sunt un tip alb. �i fac mi�carea cu pumnul a celor ca mine. 640 00:38:58,403 --> 00:39:00,570 Crezi c� sunt rasist�, nu? 641 00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:02,672 Mi-ar fi pl�cut s� fii mai deschis� la cultura mea. 642 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:05,442 �mi pare r�u, voi fi mai deschis� la sugestii. 643 00:39:05,444 --> 00:39:07,077 Ce fel de muzic� pui? 644 00:39:07,079 --> 00:39:09,012 De obicei, reggaeton. 645 00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:10,680 Nici nu �tiu ce �nseamn� asta. 646 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,916 E hip-hop latin. �n�elegi? 647 00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:15,118 Unde e�ti Dj? 648 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,654 De obicei prin cluburile din zon�. 649 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:19,656 Dar am c�teva spectacole prin Miami �n fiecare an. 650 00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:22,858 E foarte distractiv, ar trebui s� vii �i tu. 651 00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:26,796 Da, mi-ar pl�cea. 652 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:32,135 Pilar, am nevoie de ajutor �n buc�t�rie. 653 00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:33,503 Vin. 654 00:39:35,973 --> 00:39:38,408 Hei! Eddie! 655 00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:40,844 Bem ceva? 656 00:39:40,846 --> 00:39:41,878 Da, s� bem. 657 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,646 Bine, bine. 658 00:39:43,648 --> 00:39:45,849 Preg�te�te-te. 659 00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:48,852 �ncepem. 660 00:39:48,854 --> 00:39:51,121 Unu, doi, trei, 661 00:39:51,123 --> 00:39:53,390 patru. 662 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:55,759 D�-i. 663 00:40:03,435 --> 00:40:06,569 Am fost la sala mai devreme, am ridicat greut��i. 664 00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:08,138 De aia am �nt�rziat. 665 00:40:08,140 --> 00:40:10,640 Pe bune? Da, ai un fizic ca lumea. 666 00:40:10,642 --> 00:40:13,076 - Tu te antrenezi? - De fapt, da. 667 00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:15,178 �mi place... s� folosesc ergometrul. 668 00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:17,080 Ce? 669 00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:19,482 Ma�ina de canotaj. Tortura. 670 00:40:19,484 --> 00:40:21,484 Da, cunosc. 671 00:40:21,486 --> 00:40:23,553 Nu am auzit niciodat� de ea. 672 00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:25,889 Deci, ascult�..., 673 00:40:25,891 --> 00:40:28,057 mereu vii s� iei cina la elevii t�i acas�? 674 00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:30,693 Nu, asta e prima dat�. 675 00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:33,062 Da. 676 00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:34,697 Nu �tiu, omule. 677 00:40:34,699 --> 00:40:37,000 Pare... Pare pu�in ciudat. 678 00:40:37,002 --> 00:40:41,037 S� fiu sincer, Pilar m-a invitat �i m-am g�ndit c� ar fi mi�to. 679 00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:43,873 Pilar te-a invitat. 680 00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:46,776 Pentru c� sunt profesorul favorit al lui Tito... 681 00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:50,847 Interesant. 682 00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:54,584 Poate data viitoare nu mai vii. 683 00:40:54,586 --> 00:40:56,619 Poate spui c� e�ti ocupat. 684 00:41:00,525 --> 00:41:02,559 Da, �mi pare r�u. 685 00:41:03,928 --> 00:41:06,696 Omule, nu �tii nimic. 686 00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:08,665 Hai s� mai bem una. 687 00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:10,467 Mai bea una cu mine. 688 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,547 - E�ti bine? - Da. 689 00:41:39,898 --> 00:41:42,565 �i-a ie�it a�a bine �n seara asta, mama. 690 00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:44,967 Mul�umesc. 691 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,026 �ncearc� unul. 692 00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:13,997 Nu o s-o fac�. E sc�rbos. 693 00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:15,965 Eddie, eu... 694 00:42:15,967 --> 00:42:17,634 Nu o f�. Eu una nu a� face-o. 695 00:42:18,802 --> 00:42:20,203 E bun? 696 00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:21,871 Nu, omule, e dezgust�tor. 697 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:23,806 De ce �l m�nca�i atunci? 698 00:42:23,808 --> 00:42:26,543 Papi, eu m�n�nc ce vreau. 699 00:42:28,145 --> 00:42:30,213 �tii ce? 700 00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:33,116 �i eu m�n�nc ce vreau. Papi. 701 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:49,566 Ce... Chiar nu credeam c� o s�-l m�n�nce. 702 00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:52,035 L-a m�ncat. 703 00:42:52,037 --> 00:42:53,636 Te sim�i bine? 704 00:42:53,638 --> 00:42:55,872 - Fii b�rbat, a�a. - Te sim�i bine? 705 00:42:55,874 --> 00:42:57,907 Da, da! 706 00:42:57,909 --> 00:42:59,069 Rahat! 707 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:10,053 Ascult�, dr�gu�ule. 708 00:43:11,221 --> 00:43:13,656 Nu s-a terminat. 709 00:43:13,658 --> 00:43:15,258 �in s� te contrazic. 710 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:17,327 Am vomitat pe un b�rbat odat�. 711 00:43:17,329 --> 00:43:19,295 Chiar pe pula lui. 712 00:43:19,297 --> 00:43:21,197 - Serios? - Pe bune. 713 00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:23,333 Era s�rat�. M-am �necat. 714 00:43:24,703 --> 00:43:28,004 - �tii ce am f�cut? - Ce? 715 00:43:28,006 --> 00:43:31,674 I-am spus, "Omule, du-te, spal�-�i pula �i revenim." 716 00:43:32,676 --> 00:43:34,677 Nu te-ai l�sat b�tut�. 717 00:43:34,679 --> 00:43:37,246 M-a oprit pentru c�teva secunde pentru c� l-am pus s� se spele, 718 00:43:37,248 --> 00:43:38,881 dar nu m-a oprit de tot. 719 00:43:38,883 --> 00:43:42,218 Via�a merge �nainte. D�-o dracului. A�a e �n via��. 720 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:45,788 E�ti norocos, te �ndr�goste�ti de o femeie, 721 00:43:45,790 --> 00:43:47,857 ��i ver�i stomacul pentru ea �i pe ea. 722 00:43:47,859 --> 00:43:50,727 Adev�rat. E nevoie de curaj. 723 00:43:50,729 --> 00:43:53,396 Ai vrea s� fii cu o femeie pentru care nu ai bea jum�tate de litru de rom... 724 00:43:53,398 --> 00:43:55,098 �i nu ai m�nca un ochi? 725 00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:58,735 - Apreciez asta, serios. - Dar are prieten. 726 00:43:58,737 --> 00:44:00,370 Omule, d�-l dracului. 727 00:44:00,372 --> 00:44:02,705 Mereu �ncepe �nainte s� se termine. 728 00:44:02,707 --> 00:44:05,775 �tiu. �i ea... e frumoas�. 729 00:44:05,777 --> 00:44:08,711 Dar pentru ea, sunt doar profesorul stupid al fratelui ei. 730 00:44:08,713 --> 00:44:10,346 Niciodat� nu vei �tii dac� nu �ncerci. 731 00:44:10,348 --> 00:44:11,981 �i un b�rbat nu poate tr�i a�a... 732 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:14,250 �ntreb�ndu-te cum ar putea fi via�a. 733 00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:17,887 Trebuie s� fii topit dup� ceva. Fii nebun dup� ea. 734 00:44:17,889 --> 00:44:21,991 Trebuie s�-�i speli voma de pe pul� �i s� intri �n joc. 735 00:44:28,198 --> 00:44:29,932 Ei sunt JT �i Ally. 736 00:44:29,934 --> 00:44:31,734 Ne vor ajuta la lec�ia de azi. 737 00:44:31,736 --> 00:44:33,970 �mi place p�rul t�u, dr�gu�o. E�ti elegant�. 738 00:44:33,972 --> 00:44:36,706 Leon, aminte�te-�i, trebuie s� fim mai respectuo�i. 739 00:44:36,708 --> 00:44:38,975 Cum ziceam, iubito, �mi place mirodenia ta. 740 00:44:38,977 --> 00:44:42,011 Mi-ar pl�cea s� m� implic �n afacerile tale. 741 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:43,980 R�core�te-te, r�h��elule. 742 00:44:43,982 --> 00:44:46,315 Bine, bine, s� ne calm�m. 743 00:44:46,317 --> 00:44:48,151 JT �i Ally ne vor ajuta s� �nv��m... 744 00:44:48,153 --> 00:44:52,422 cum s� comunic�m �n mod respectuos cu persoanele de sex opus. 745 00:44:52,424 --> 00:44:54,891 �mi place JT. Arat� a�a puternic. 746 00:44:54,893 --> 00:44:56,459 Arat�-mi mu�chii t�i. 747 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:01,164 Abdomene, abdomene, 748 00:45:01,166 --> 00:45:03,332 Abdomene, abdomene! 749 00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:04,967 Abdomene, abdomene! 750 00:45:04,969 --> 00:45:08,171 Nu e locul potrivit pentru abdomene. Scuze. 751 00:45:08,173 --> 00:45:09,439 Mul�umesc. 752 00:45:09,441 --> 00:45:11,841 O s� facem perechi. Cine vrea primul? 753 00:45:14,178 --> 00:45:16,946 Vrei s� vii pe la mine s� vedem un film? 754 00:45:16,948 --> 00:45:19,282 Shelly, am impresia c� vrei s� m� invi�i la o partid� de sex. 755 00:45:19,284 --> 00:45:21,317 Asta vrei cu adev�rat? 756 00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:23,453 �mi plac pantofii t�i. Sunt super. 757 00:45:23,455 --> 00:45:26,375 F� pu�in mi�to de mine. Nu-mi mai spune ce grozav sunt. 758 00:45:26,924 --> 00:45:29,959 Fat�, �mi place pielea ta. 759 00:45:29,961 --> 00:45:31,461 Ce e asta, "T�cerea mieilor"? 760 00:45:33,498 --> 00:45:35,798 Dac� cineva �mi trimite o poz� cu penisul lui, 761 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,500 trebuie s� trimit �i eu o poz� cu "V"-ul meu? 762 00:45:37,502 --> 00:45:39,335 Cum? 763 00:45:41,472 --> 00:45:43,206 E�ti sexi. 764 00:45:44,809 --> 00:45:47,944 Nu numai c� nu a fost creativ, 765 00:45:47,946 --> 00:45:51,013 dar aduce �i o senza�ie de violator. 766 00:45:51,015 --> 00:45:52,448 Asta vrei s� sugerezi? 767 00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:54,083 Pantofii t�i sunt rebuturi. 768 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:56,085 Mama �i i-a luat de la mall? 769 00:45:58,223 --> 00:46:00,957 Bravo, bun� treab�. �mi place cum ai f�cut. 770 00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:05,762 Momentan, o s� �ncerc s� fut c�t mai multe gagici posibil. 771 00:46:06,330 --> 00:46:08,231 Nu e o idee bun�. 772 00:46:08,233 --> 00:46:10,833 Nu cred c� ar trebui s� chatuie�ti... 773 00:46:10,835 --> 00:46:12,335 cu nimeni care-�i trimite poze cu penisul lui. 774 00:46:12,337 --> 00:46:15,238 Dar �mi place de el. 775 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:19,275 Nu ��i place tipul care trimite poze deocheate. Nu-i mai accep�i pozele.. 776 00:46:19,277 --> 00:46:20,943 Fetele trebuie s� fie unite. 777 00:46:20,945 --> 00:46:22,545 Nu lasa b�ie�ii s� intervin� �ntre voi. 778 00:46:22,547 --> 00:46:26,516 Singura diferen�� ntre voi e un penis, 779 00:46:26,518 --> 00:46:28,551 �i un penis nu e motiv s� fii sup�rat�. 780 00:46:28,553 --> 00:46:30,987 Nu �tiu dac� ai f�cut laba p�n� acum. 781 00:46:30,989 --> 00:46:32,922 Sincer, nu trebuie s� vorbim despre asta, 782 00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:36,259 dar sfatul meu pentru tine: 783 00:46:36,261 --> 00:46:39,996 f� cel pu�in o lab� �nainte s� iei orice decizie legat� de sexul feminin. 784 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,033 Vreau s� aprind ni�te lum�n�ri, s� pun ni�te R. Kelly... 785 00:46:44,035 --> 00:46:45,935 �i s� m� implic emo�ional cu tine. 786 00:46:45,937 --> 00:46:48,271 Doamne Dumnezeule. 787 00:46:48,273 --> 00:46:51,140 Mi-a spus c� trei �nt�lniri �nseamn� un serviciu oral. 788 00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:56,412 - Nu e o �tiin�� exact�. - Asta mi-a spus. 789 00:46:56,414 --> 00:46:58,147 �i tu �i spui... �i spui f�r� servicii. 790 00:46:58,149 --> 00:47:00,049 Nu sunt servicii. Nu sunt servicii �n zona asta. 791 00:47:00,051 --> 00:47:02,051 E o zon� f�r�... E o zon� f�r� locuri de munc� libere. 792 00:47:02,053 --> 00:47:04,387 Asta s�-i spui. F�r� servicii. 793 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:08,891 Doamne Dumnezeule, omule. 794 00:47:08,893 --> 00:47:11,561 Copiii �tia chiar au nevoie de tine. 795 00:47:11,563 --> 00:47:14,564 Omule, sunt la alt nivel sexual. 796 00:47:14,566 --> 00:47:17,200 �tiu omule. Treaba cu chatul... 797 00:47:17,202 --> 00:47:18,901 Sunt doar... ni�te m�gari, omule. 798 00:47:18,903 --> 00:47:21,070 To�i au penisuri �n telefonul lor. 799 00:47:21,072 --> 00:47:22,572 Vre�i s� bem ceva? 800 00:47:24,242 --> 00:47:26,609 Trebuie s� fiu singur o perioad�. 801 00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:38,955 Niciodat� n-am fost bun la asta. 802 00:47:40,357 --> 00:47:41,991 Bun�. 803 00:47:42,593 --> 00:47:44,293 Bun�, Pilar. 804 00:47:46,063 --> 00:47:48,164 �mi pare r�u pentru ce s-a �nt�mplat asear�. 805 00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:50,466 E �n regul�. 806 00:47:50,468 --> 00:47:54,337 Dup� ce am cur��at de vom�, ni s-a p�rut amuzant. 807 00:47:54,339 --> 00:47:57,139 Niciodat� n-am v�zut pe cineva s� vomite pe mama, a fost amuzant. 808 00:47:57,141 --> 00:47:59,408 Da, prea mult rom pentru mine. 809 00:48:01,011 --> 00:48:03,012 - Ce mai face Hector? - E un idiot. 810 00:48:03,014 --> 00:48:05,414 Tito, ne la�i pu�in? 811 00:48:08,151 --> 00:48:10,987 E bine, de fapt, lu�m o pauz�. 812 00:48:12,489 --> 00:48:14,590 Devenise prea posesiv. 813 00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:17,026 �mi pare r�u. 814 00:48:18,662 --> 00:48:20,463 Ce faci joi seara? 815 00:48:21,965 --> 00:48:23,532 E un bar mi�to sub apartamentul meu. 816 00:48:23,534 --> 00:48:25,301 Se c�nt� jazz afro-cubanez �n fiecare joi. 817 00:48:25,303 --> 00:48:27,203 Nu �tiu, dac� vrei s� vii. 818 00:48:28,405 --> 00:48:30,072 Sun� grozav. 819 00:48:30,674 --> 00:48:33,976 �n regul�. Atunci s�-i spunem �nt�lnire. 820 00:48:33,978 --> 00:48:37,680 - Da. - Adic�, e doar o ie�ire la un suc. 821 00:48:37,682 --> 00:48:39,515 Un fel de programare. Ca la carte. 822 00:48:39,517 --> 00:48:43,286 Dar voi pl�ti nota, deci... 823 00:48:43,288 --> 00:48:45,054 E o �nt�lnire. 824 00:48:46,590 --> 00:48:48,190 Da. 825 00:48:59,269 --> 00:49:01,671 Asear� m-am �mb�tat cu so�ia �i m-am uitat la "Modern Family". 826 00:49:01,673 --> 00:49:04,540 - Sun� dr�gu�. - �mi plac persoanele gay din show. 827 00:49:04,542 --> 00:49:06,208 E al dracului de grozav. 828 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:07,209 Sunt foarte amuzan�i. 829 00:49:08,210 --> 00:49:11,347 Dar te face s� te �ntrebi, cine st� deasupra. 830 00:49:11,349 --> 00:49:13,282 Da, nu ne spun asta �n show. 831 00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:15,418 Cam... e o mare c��ea, 832 00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:19,155 �i te g�nde�ti, "probabil e dedesubt." 833 00:49:19,157 --> 00:49:23,192 Dar e mai mare, nu e normal ca cel mare s� stea deasupra? 834 00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:25,194 Toat� treaba asta cu dominarea? 835 00:49:25,196 --> 00:49:26,662 Nu m-am g�ndit niciodat� la asta. 836 00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:28,397 Nici eu. 837 00:49:28,399 --> 00:49:32,335 - E o lume misterioas�, a homosexualilor. - Da, a�a e. 838 00:49:32,337 --> 00:49:34,170 Dar, s� fim one�ti. 839 00:49:34,172 --> 00:49:37,006 Ne-au pus �n umbr�. �tii? 840 00:49:37,008 --> 00:49:39,342 Adic�, �n orice noapte a s�pt�m�nii, pot avea sex. 841 00:49:39,344 --> 00:49:42,712 Doar te duci �ntr-un club cu ni�te tipi ar�to�i... 842 00:49:42,714 --> 00:49:47,116 Adic�, ar�to�i, musculo�i, 843 00:49:47,118 --> 00:49:49,285 �i pot s� �i-o trag�. 844 00:49:49,287 --> 00:49:51,454 De fapt, au �i o aplica�ie pentru asta. 845 00:49:51,456 --> 00:49:53,189 �nchipuie-�i dac� aveam noi o a�a aplica�ie. 846 00:49:53,191 --> 00:49:55,157 Ar fi... mult mai u�or. 847 00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:56,592 S-o lu�m mai u�or. 848 00:49:56,594 --> 00:50:00,062 Generaliz�m prea mult. 849 00:50:00,064 --> 00:50:02,465 Nu to�i homosexualii sunt curve. 850 00:50:02,467 --> 00:50:07,169 Cunosc c��iva, de fapt mai mul�i, care sunt �n rela�ii serioase... 851 00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:10,172 Ceva serios, �n�elegi? Angajamente adev�rate. 852 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,475 - E dr�gu�. - Da. 853 00:50:12,477 --> 00:50:15,144 Dragostea... dragostea nu �ine cont de gen. 854 00:50:15,145 --> 00:50:16,245 Nu. 855 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:20,182 Mi-ar pl�cea s� vorbim toat� ziua despre "Moder family", 856 00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:22,084 dar �tii de ce e�ti aici? 857 00:50:22,086 --> 00:50:25,254 Pentru un raport? O mic� verificare? 858 00:50:25,256 --> 00:50:27,023 Nu, omule. 859 00:50:27,025 --> 00:50:28,758 Ai c�lcat gre�it. 860 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:30,493 Cum adic�? 861 00:50:30,495 --> 00:50:32,628 Preotul Hamilton a trecut pe aici ieri. 862 00:50:32,630 --> 00:50:35,064 E foarte sup�rat. 863 00:50:35,066 --> 00:50:36,799 �mpar�i prezervative la ora ta? 864 00:50:36,801 --> 00:50:38,501 Ce predai? 865 00:50:38,503 --> 00:50:42,371 Doar... probleme cu s�n�tatea �n r�ndul adolescen�ilor. 866 00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:43,572 Adic� educa�ie sexual�. 867 00:50:44,374 --> 00:50:46,042 P�i, da. 868 00:50:46,044 --> 00:50:48,544 Eddie, nu facem educa�ie sexual� �n cartierul �sta. 869 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:50,179 E o problem� fierbinte. 870 00:50:50,181 --> 00:50:51,781 Preotul Hamilton a f�cut peti�ie. 871 00:50:51,783 --> 00:50:53,649 Continu� a�a �i ��i vor opri programul, 872 00:50:53,651 --> 00:50:55,518 �i tu... r�m�i f�r� slujb�. 873 00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,620 Copiii �tia trebuie s�-�i cunoasc� corpurile. 874 00:50:57,622 --> 00:51:00,156 Jum�tate din ei deja experimenteaz� sexul. 875 00:51:00,158 --> 00:51:02,191 Eddie, s�-�i spun adev�rul, 876 00:51:02,193 --> 00:51:04,427 m� doare-n cot ce predai tu. 877 00:51:04,429 --> 00:51:10,466 Hamilton organizeaz� o �edin�� de recuperare miercuri �n sala de sport a �colii. 878 00:51:10,468 --> 00:51:15,204 ��i sugerezi s� vorbe�ti cu el �i s�-�i prezin�i opinia. 879 00:51:15,206 --> 00:51:17,540 Bine, voi face asta. 880 00:51:24,581 --> 00:51:26,449 Mul�i elevi ast�zi. 881 00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:28,684 Le-am spus c� ne explica�i lucruri... 882 00:51:28,686 --> 00:51:30,286 legate de sex. 883 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:34,690 Din p�cate, nu vom face asta ast�zi. 884 00:51:34,692 --> 00:51:36,358 Dar am c�teva jocuri de inteligen��, 885 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:38,661 vom face c�teva. 886 00:51:49,873 --> 00:51:51,707 Nu �i tu, Leon. 887 00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:53,442 - Doar luam un pix. - Haide. 888 00:51:53,810 --> 00:51:55,511 Te v�d. 889 00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:11,894 Tito, pot s�-�i vorbesc afar� c�teva momente? 890 00:52:11,896 --> 00:52:13,395 Bine. 891 00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:22,338 Deci... 892 00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:24,840 Eu �i sora ta vom ie�i la o �nt�lnire. 893 00:52:24,842 --> 00:52:26,442 Ai ceva de obiectat? 894 00:52:26,444 --> 00:52:28,878 Serios? Ce vre�i s� face�i? 895 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:31,714 Nu �tiu, �nc� m� g�ndesc. 896 00:52:32,449 --> 00:52:33,883 �ntrebare: 897 00:52:33,885 --> 00:52:36,352 ai erec�ie c�nd o vezi pe sor�-mea? 898 00:52:36,354 --> 00:52:38,621 Sau ai erec�ie acum, doar c� te g�nde�ti la ea? 899 00:52:38,623 --> 00:52:40,222 - Nu. - Serios? 900 00:52:40,224 --> 00:52:42,324 Da, nu am erec�ie. 901 00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:44,393 �n�elegi, cu mine e chestie de secund�. 902 00:52:44,395 --> 00:52:46,328 M� g�ndesc la Margarita, �i boom. 903 00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:49,665 Asta pentru c� e�ti la pubertate. Deci... 904 00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:52,835 Sper, omule. C�teodat� sunt o erec�ie umbl�toare. �n�elegi? 905 00:52:52,837 --> 00:52:55,077 De aia nu mai port pantaloni de trening. 906 00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:57,907 - Deci... - Nu e ciudat totu�i? 907 00:52:57,909 --> 00:53:03,179 C�nd aveam 10 ani, mereu m� �ntrebam, de ce nu mai poart� lumea trening la liceu? 908 00:53:03,181 --> 00:53:05,281 - �i acum �tiu de ce. - Foarte adev�rat. 909 00:53:05,283 --> 00:53:07,249 �i, e�ti de acord cu asta? 910 00:53:07,251 --> 00:53:09,318 Da, nici o problem�, omule. 911 00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,687 Mi�to. �n regul�, mul�umesc. 912 00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:14,323 S� ne �ntoarcem �n clas�. 913 00:53:14,325 --> 00:53:16,458 �ine�i minte, o dat� pe zi. 914 00:53:27,370 --> 00:53:29,838 - Domnule preot Hamilton. - Domnul Cole. 915 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,941 M-am sp�lat recent. 916 00:53:31,943 --> 00:53:33,642 Cu ce te pot ajuta? 917 00:53:33,644 --> 00:53:36,545 Sper�m c� putem discuta despre activit��ile extra�colare. 918 00:53:36,547 --> 00:53:38,981 Aici e problema, domnule Cole. 919 00:53:38,983 --> 00:53:42,551 Nu cred c� sexul sau ceva legat de sex ar trebui predat �n �coli. 920 00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:45,421 - �n�eleg de ce crede�i asta... - Nu prea cred. 921 00:53:45,423 --> 00:53:47,723 Pentru c� nu sunt un avocat al Bibliei. 922 00:53:47,725 --> 00:53:49,558 Nu cred c� e ceva gre�it �n a face sex. 923 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:52,328 Sexul e ceva minunat. Iubesc sexul. 924 00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:54,296 Fac dragoste cu so�ia mea �n mod frecvent. 925 00:53:55,766 --> 00:53:58,267 E ceva grozav c� ai parte de a�a ceva �n mariajul t�u. 926 00:53:58,269 --> 00:54:02,338 Dar sexul e dragoste, �i dragostea e Dumnezeu. 927 00:54:02,340 --> 00:54:03,973 �i s� predai sex f�r� Dumnezeu e gre�it... 928 00:54:03,975 --> 00:54:06,275 pentru c� predai o formul�... 929 00:54:06,277 --> 00:54:08,010 un schimb mecanic de fluide, 930 00:54:08,012 --> 00:54:10,246 �i dac� copiii v�d lucrurile a�a, 931 00:54:10,248 --> 00:54:13,015 o vor face, devreme �i des. 932 00:54:13,017 --> 00:54:15,451 Pute�i veni s� participa�i la o or�, 933 00:54:15,453 --> 00:54:17,453 chiar cred c� dac� vede�i cu ochii dvs, 934 00:54:17,455 --> 00:54:19,955 v-a�i da seama c� abord�m subiectul cu respectul... 935 00:54:19,957 --> 00:54:22,791 �i sensibilitatea care o merit�. 936 00:54:22,793 --> 00:54:25,894 Bine, domnule Cole. ��i dau aceast� �ans�. 937 00:54:25,896 --> 00:54:27,863 Grozav, mul�umesc. 938 00:54:29,966 --> 00:54:32,635 - S-a b�gat. - �ntoarce-le. 939 00:54:32,637 --> 00:54:34,737 Am full! Nenorocitule. 940 00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:40,743 Hei! 941 00:54:40,745 --> 00:54:42,411 Cum merge treaba? 942 00:54:42,413 --> 00:54:44,446 - Cum e nou� cas�? - Omule. 943 00:54:44,448 --> 00:54:45,948 A�i botezat patul? 944 00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:48,951 - Am �nt�lnire cu ea, se �nt�mpl�. - Ce? 945 00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:51,887 Te conduc p�rin�ii la mall? 946 00:54:51,889 --> 00:54:55,291 Poate la a doua �nt�lnire te joci cu dege�elul, la cinema. 947 00:54:55,293 --> 00:54:58,827 Nu m� gr�besc, omule. Chiar �mi place fata. 948 00:54:59,729 --> 00:55:01,430 �mi place stilul t�u, Ed. 949 00:55:01,432 --> 00:55:03,632 - Mersi. - Nu, �mi place. 950 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:05,801 E o viziune nobil� asupra situa�iei. 951 00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:09,438 - Iar �ncepem. - B�ga�i-o �n fund, Hank, e important. 952 00:55:11,508 --> 00:55:14,043 Fii atent. C�nd sunt �n pat cu so�ia mea, 953 00:55:14,045 --> 00:55:17,046 ea doarme �i eu m� uit la ea... 954 00:55:17,048 --> 00:55:19,415 �i imediat ce-�i deschide ochii... 955 00:55:19,417 --> 00:55:22,451 Te a�ezi pe fa�a ei. Bun� diminea�a, Vietnam! 956 00:55:22,453 --> 00:55:24,853 JT, �ncerc s� port o discu�ie. 957 00:55:24,855 --> 00:55:26,622 Opre�te-te. 958 00:55:26,624 --> 00:55:30,592 Ce vreau s�-�i spun, imediat ce-�i deschide ochii, 959 00:55:30,594 --> 00:55:33,996 e dragoste adev�rat�. 960 00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:39,034 �i ne �ndr�gostim mereu, �n fiecare zi. 961 00:55:39,036 --> 00:55:42,338 Jimmy, arat�-i poza. 962 00:55:42,340 --> 00:55:44,540 Da, da. 963 00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:47,876 Uit�-te atent aici. E natural. 964 00:55:50,580 --> 00:55:52,681 Maternitatea e un lucru frumos. Nu-i a�a? 965 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:55,084 -Lasa-m� s� v�d �i eu. - Ai v�zut-o deja. 966 00:55:55,086 --> 00:55:57,786 - E so�ia ta? - Fii cuminte. 967 00:55:58,822 --> 00:56:00,823 Sunt adev�ra�i? 968 00:56:00,825 --> 00:56:03,492 - E mama copilului meu, g�ozare. - Sunt gelos. 969 00:56:03,494 --> 00:56:06,061 - Rezolv�m asta pe loc. - Jimmy, calmeaz�-te. 970 00:56:06,063 --> 00:56:10,065 Ar��i ��ele ei tuturor din ora�, nu-l po�i �nvinov��i. 971 00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:14,069 - E adev�rat. - Eddie? Vino la mine �n birou. 972 00:56:14,071 --> 00:56:19,541 Tu crezi c� dragostea �i sexul obraznic se exclud reciproc. 973 00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:21,844 O iubesc pe Ally, dar asta nu m� opre�te... 974 00:56:21,846 --> 00:56:24,713 nu m� opre�te s� am ditamai erec�ia �i s-o fut ca pe ultima prostituat�. 975 00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:27,883 �tiu omule, �n�eleg. Dar fac asta �n stilul meu. 976 00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:30,419 Omule, s� m� fut �n stilul t�u. 977 00:56:30,421 --> 00:56:33,522 Stilul t�u te cost� 120 de dolari �n noaptea balului... 978 00:56:33,524 --> 00:56:35,891 �i se termin� cu boa�e albastre. 979 00:56:37,861 --> 00:56:39,628 A venit timpul. 980 00:56:39,630 --> 00:56:42,064 A venit timpul s� schimbi boa�ele... 981 00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:44,400 dintr-un albastru purpuriu �n roz pal. 982 00:56:44,402 --> 00:56:46,034 �n�eleg, omule. �i eu vreau. 983 00:56:46,036 --> 00:56:48,537 Doar c� vreau s� fie ceva special. 984 00:56:48,539 --> 00:56:50,639 �i va fi special... 985 00:56:52,008 --> 00:56:53,776 dac� ai din astea. 986 00:56:53,778 --> 00:56:55,477 Ce sunt? 987 00:56:55,479 --> 00:56:56,945 Cirea�a de pe tort, prietene. 988 00:56:56,947 --> 00:56:58,814 A trebuit s� cump�r o cutie �ntreag� s� pun m�na pe ele. 989 00:57:00,183 --> 00:57:02,718 Sunt f�cute �n Canada. 990 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:04,887 �i-o fac mai mare, te fac s� rezi�ti mai mult... 991 00:57:04,889 --> 00:57:07,890 �i cel mai important, te fac s�-�i dai drumul ca un m�g�ru�. 992 00:57:09,492 --> 00:57:11,460 Ai dracu canadieni, omule. 993 00:57:11,462 --> 00:57:15,097 Ia una din r�ut��ile astea. F�r� ele vei rezista probabil 15 secunde. 994 00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:16,932 �i vrei s� fie ceva special, corect? 995 00:57:17,934 --> 00:57:19,735 - Da. - Grozav. 996 00:57:19,737 --> 00:57:22,538 �i c�nd ��i vei da drumul ca un profesionist, 997 00:57:22,540 --> 00:57:24,706 va fi super special. 998 00:57:29,512 --> 00:57:32,181 Ieri v-a�i notat �ntreb�rile, 999 00:57:32,183 --> 00:57:34,950 iar ast�zi le vom citi �i eu voi r�spunde. 1000 00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:37,453 �ine�i minte, nu e nimic de care s� v� fie ru�ine. 1001 00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:40,088 Aici nu exist� termenul de �ntrebare stupid�. 1002 00:57:40,090 --> 00:57:42,925 Shelly, alege una... 1003 00:57:42,927 --> 00:57:45,461 �i cite�te-o cu voce tare. 1004 00:57:47,530 --> 00:57:49,765 Nu vreau s� citesc �ntrebarea asta. 1005 00:57:49,767 --> 00:57:52,000 E sc�rboas�. 1006 00:57:53,203 --> 00:57:58,006 Bine, o citesc eu. �i voi decide dac� e sc�rboas� sau nu. 1007 00:57:58,008 --> 00:58:02,544 "Poate un b�iat s� fac� pipi �n vaginul unei fe�e c�nd fac sex?" 1008 00:58:02,546 --> 00:58:04,546 �tiu, e amuzant, 1009 00:58:04,548 --> 00:58:06,482 dar e o �ntrebare bun�. 1010 00:58:06,484 --> 00:58:08,183 C�nd un b�rbat are erec�ie, 1011 00:58:08,185 --> 00:58:10,819 partea din uretra care e conectat� la vezica urinar� se blocheaz�. 1012 00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:13,622 Deci, e imposibil pentru un b�rbat s� fac� ceva de genul. 1013 00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:16,258 Poftim. 1014 00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:18,627 Leon. 1015 00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:20,128 Cite�te-o tu pe urm�toarea. 1016 00:58:20,130 --> 00:58:22,411 Shelly, da�i-i cutia lui Leon. 1017 00:58:28,538 --> 00:58:31,073 Nu cred c� ar trebui s� citesc �ntrebarea. 1018 00:58:31,075 --> 00:58:34,643 Leon, e ora de �tiin�� aici. Nu exist� �ntreb�ri gre�ite. 1019 00:58:38,214 --> 00:58:39,748 Bine. 1020 00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:43,185 �ntrebarea e, "Ce e o stropitoare?" 1021 00:58:45,155 --> 00:58:46,755 Bine, bine... 1022 00:58:46,757 --> 00:58:49,858 E un argou pentru... 1023 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:53,262 pentru c�nd o femeie... 1024 00:58:53,264 --> 00:58:56,865 ejaculeaz� �n timpul orgasmului, 1025 00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:59,868 despre care am vorbit deja, a�a c� e bun� �ntrebarea. 1026 00:59:00,937 --> 00:59:03,038 Urm�toarea. 1027 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,173 Po�i s� r�m�i �ns�rcinat� c�nd faci sex pentru prima oar�? 1028 00:59:05,175 --> 00:59:08,744 Da, po�i. Dac� e�ti matura, po�i r�m�ne �ns�rcinat�. Urm�toarea. 1029 00:59:08,746 --> 00:59:11,580 Exist� boa�e albastre? 1030 00:59:11,582 --> 00:59:14,616 Dubla penetrare te poate l�sa �ns�rcinat�? 1031 00:59:14,618 --> 00:59:16,051 A�a ceva nu se cuvine. 1032 00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:18,153 Nu e o �ntrebare �tiin�ific�. Nu o s� r�spund. 1033 00:59:18,155 --> 00:59:21,690 Poate o dub� s� fie un autobuz pentru gangbang? 1034 00:59:21,692 --> 00:59:23,292 �tiin��. Vrem �ntreb�ri �tiin�ifice. 1035 00:59:23,294 --> 00:59:25,294 Ce gust are vaginul? 1036 00:59:25,296 --> 00:59:27,296 Tito, nu �ine de �tiin��. 1037 00:59:27,298 --> 00:59:29,164 Poate o shemale s� fac� sex cu ea �ns�i!? 1038 00:59:29,166 --> 00:59:31,600 - Fii serios. - �mi pare r�u, domnule preot. 1039 00:59:31,602 --> 00:59:33,936 Are gust bun un "tea bag"? 1040 00:59:33,938 --> 00:59:36,738 - Serios? - Are gust bun un tea bag? 1041 00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:39,608 - E ridicol. - Domnule preot. 1042 00:59:40,677 --> 00:59:42,311 Domnule preot, a�teapt�. 1043 00:59:42,313 --> 00:59:44,079 Domnule preot! 1044 00:59:44,081 --> 00:59:46,848 Preot Hamilton. Sta�i. 1045 00:59:48,651 --> 00:59:50,352 Clasa asta e o glum�, 1046 00:59:50,354 --> 00:59:53,055 iar dvs. domnule, sunte�i o glum� de profesor. 1047 00:59:54,357 --> 00:59:57,693 Nu voi suporta o sesiune de �ntreb�ri �i r�spunsuri ale elevilor... 1048 00:59:57,695 --> 01:00:00,662 inclusiv fiul meu... despre sexul oral. 1049 01:00:00,664 --> 01:00:03,131 Astea-s �ntreb�rile lor. Au nevoie de r�spunsuri. 1050 01:00:03,133 --> 01:00:06,068 Dac� eu nu le dau, cine o va face? Tu? 1051 01:00:06,070 --> 01:00:09,738 Te complaci cu ace�ti copii, domnule Cole. 1052 01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:11,707 Le �ncurajezi cele mai rele instincte. 1053 01:00:12,976 --> 01:00:14,810 Ai avut o �ans�. 1054 01:00:14,812 --> 01:00:17,145 Doar mi-ai ar�tat c� asta nu poate continua. 1055 01:00:30,693 --> 01:00:32,694 Sperma are gust de m�ncare chinezeasc�? 1056 01:00:34,798 --> 01:00:36,918 Nu te prefaci c� nu �tii. 1057 01:00:45,108 --> 01:00:46,942 Am nevoie de un prezervativ. 1058 01:00:46,944 --> 01:00:49,077 Prietena mea vrea s-o facem. E preg�tit�. 1059 01:00:49,079 --> 01:00:52,347 Tito, e�ti prea t�n�r s� faci sex. 1060 01:00:52,349 --> 01:00:55,250 Voi �ncepe �n pozi�ia misionarului, ca s� m� uit �n ochii ei. 1061 01:00:55,252 --> 01:00:57,986 Dar apoi o facem �n stil caine�te. Voi face ravagii. 1062 01:00:57,988 --> 01:01:00,856 Opre�te-te, promite-mi c� nu vei face asta. 1063 01:01:00,858 --> 01:01:03,158 - De ce? - Pentru c� nu e�ti preg�tit. 1064 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,999 Sunt sentimente reale implicate. E... 1065 01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:07,600 Atunci despre ce e ora dvs? 1066 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,333 E vorba s� te �nv��, ca atunci c�nd e�ti preg�tit, s� fii �n siguran��... 1067 01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:12,434 �i s� respec�i asta. 1068 01:01:12,436 --> 01:01:14,136 E o porc�rie. 1069 01:01:14,138 --> 01:01:17,406 - �mi pare r�u c� sim�i asta. - Tot o voi face, 1070 01:01:17,408 --> 01:01:19,708 �mi dai prezervativul sau nu? 1071 01:01:39,295 --> 01:01:40,896 Ai ochi frumo�i. 1072 01:01:42,432 --> 01:01:44,332 Ce culoare au? 1073 01:01:44,334 --> 01:01:47,374 Sunt alba�tri, cu pu�in galben �i verde. 1074 01:01:48,271 --> 01:01:49,838 Frumos. 1075 01:01:53,309 --> 01:01:54,976 Te sim�i bine? 1076 01:01:57,780 --> 01:02:00,449 �mi pare r�u. Am... Am avut o zi grea azi. 1077 01:02:00,451 --> 01:02:02,217 Se g�ndesc s�-mi desfiin�eze clas�. 1078 01:02:02,219 --> 01:02:08,123 Am predat educa�ie sexual� pentru c� am impresia c� trebuie s� �tie, 1079 01:02:09,425 --> 01:02:12,728 �i... am �mp�r�it prezervative prin clas�... 1080 01:02:12,730 --> 01:02:14,730 �i un p�rinte s-a �nfuriat pe mine. 1081 01:02:15,164 --> 01:02:17,399 �mi dau seama de ce. 1082 01:02:17,401 --> 01:02:19,434 �i �mi fac griji pentru fratele t�u. 1083 01:02:19,436 --> 01:02:21,836 De ce ��i faci griji? 1084 01:02:23,039 --> 01:02:25,273 Cred c� va �ncerca s� fac� sex �n seara asta. 1085 01:02:25,275 --> 01:02:27,509 Vorbe�ti serios? 1086 01:02:27,511 --> 01:02:29,811 Da. 1087 01:02:29,813 --> 01:02:32,173 De unde �tii c� va face sex? 1088 01:02:33,082 --> 01:02:35,250 Pentru c� mi-a spus, mi-a cerut un prezervativ. 1089 01:02:35,252 --> 01:02:37,519 - �i tu i-ai dat? - Da, ce era s� fac? 1090 01:02:37,521 --> 01:02:40,889 Nu �tiu, poate s�-mi fi spus mie, l-a� fi oprit. 1091 01:02:40,891 --> 01:02:42,924 �i de ce �mpar�i prezervative elevilor t�i? 1092 01:02:42,926 --> 01:02:45,527 - E foarte ciudat. - Dac� �mi cere �i eu spun altora, 1093 01:02:45,529 --> 01:02:47,129 data viitoare poate nu va mai cere, 1094 01:02:47,131 --> 01:02:49,164 �i va �ncerca s� fac� sex f�r� prezervativ. 1095 01:02:49,166 --> 01:02:51,500 Ajunge, trebuie s� ajungem acas� la mine acum. 1096 01:02:51,502 --> 01:02:54,702 Probabil e cu ea. Mama e plecat� �n seara asta. 1097 01:02:58,941 --> 01:03:01,143 - Tito! - Salutare. 1098 01:03:01,145 --> 01:03:03,211 - Ce face�i? - Ne uit�m la filmul "The notebook". 1099 01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:06,248 Margarita, te rog s� pleci. 1100 01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:09,184 - Eddie, �i tu trebuie s� pleci. - E�ti sigur�? Pot r�m�ne. 1101 01:03:09,186 --> 01:03:11,853 - Ai f�cut destule. - Cum? Ce vrei s� spui? 1102 01:03:11,855 --> 01:03:13,321 E vina ta. 1103 01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:15,490 I-ai dat un prezervativ �i l-ai �nv��at s�-l foloseasc�. 1104 01:03:15,492 --> 01:03:18,326 Dac� nu i-a� fi dat prezervativul, ar fi �ncercat s� fac� sex f�r�. 1105 01:03:18,328 --> 01:03:21,196 - Omule, m-a� fi putut retrage. - Nu, omule, nu po�i face asta. 1106 01:03:21,198 --> 01:03:24,065 - Nu merge. - C�teodat� s-o sco�i la timp merge. 1107 01:03:24,067 --> 01:03:27,269 Nu... Ce? Nu, nu merge a�a! 1108 01:03:27,271 --> 01:03:29,037 De asta avem nevoie de educa�ie sexual�. 1109 01:03:29,039 --> 01:03:30,239 Eddie. 1110 01:03:31,207 --> 01:03:33,241 Vreau s� pleci. 1111 01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:36,311 Serios? 1112 01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:38,046 Da. 1113 01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:44,286 �n regul�. 1114 01:03:57,433 --> 01:04:00,035 Unde te duci, fiule? 1115 01:04:00,037 --> 01:04:03,371 Crezi c� e mi�to s� te �nt�lne�ti cu prietena altuia, nu? 1116 01:04:03,373 --> 01:04:05,340 E o femeie matur�. Poate s� fac� ce vrea. 1117 01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:08,176 Taci dracului din gur�. Cine te crezi? 1118 01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:10,378 Sunt un om matur. Pot s� fac ce vreau. 1119 01:04:10,380 --> 01:04:14,449 Nu prea cred, �n seara asta ai �ncurcat-o. 1120 01:04:14,451 --> 01:04:17,018 - Cine mi-o va trage? - Eu. 1121 01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:18,553 O s� �i-o trag bine de tot. 1122 01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:10,372 Vrei companie? 1123 01:05:12,475 --> 01:05:14,409 Da, d�-o naibii. 1124 01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:16,111 Da. 1125 01:05:41,370 --> 01:05:43,204 M� doare capul. 1126 01:05:48,377 --> 01:05:50,078 Nu... 1127 01:05:51,147 --> 01:05:52,948 E �n regul�. Nu mai conteaz�. 1128 01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:57,085 De ce nu-mi spui cum preferi s-o facem? 1129 01:05:59,689 --> 01:06:02,357 Normal, cred... 1130 01:06:02,359 --> 01:06:04,025 Standard. 1131 01:06:04,027 --> 01:06:07,195 Ce-ar fi s�-�i sug penisul �la mare mai �nt�i? 1132 01:06:07,197 --> 01:06:10,565 - Da, bine...Stai s�-mi pun prezervativul. - Prezervativ? 1133 01:06:10,567 --> 01:06:13,969 Da. Nu �tii ce u�or e s� iei boala sexual� de la sexul oral? 1134 01:06:13,971 --> 01:06:16,604 - Nu, nu �tiam. - �n special sifilis. 1135 01:06:16,606 --> 01:06:19,207 50 % din transmisia sifilusului se face prin... 1136 01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:21,209 Dumnezeule! Ce e aia? 1137 01:06:21,211 --> 01:06:22,677 La dracu. 1138 01:06:22,679 --> 01:06:24,546 Nu din nou. 1139 01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,181 Doamne. 1140 01:06:28,182 --> 01:06:29,182 Acum �mi datorezi o sut� �n plus. 1141 01:06:29,183 --> 01:06:30,999 Nu mi se pare corect. 1142 01:06:41,664 --> 01:06:45,533 Deci, ��i iei b�taie, �i te duci s� fu�i o prostituat�? 1143 01:06:46,535 --> 01:06:48,203 Da. 1144 01:06:48,205 --> 01:06:51,573 Doar c� nu am futut-o, pentru c� nu era o ea. 1145 01:06:51,575 --> 01:06:55,276 Era un el, un tip... prostituat�. 1146 01:06:57,313 --> 01:07:00,081 �mi retrag sfatul de mai devreme... 1147 01:07:00,083 --> 01:07:02,083 legat de cobor�rea standardelor. 1148 01:07:02,085 --> 01:07:04,085 Acum trebuie s�-�i ridici standardele. 1149 01:07:04,087 --> 01:07:06,154 Nu �tiam c� era un tip. 1150 01:07:06,156 --> 01:07:10,625 - Era... �mbr�cat ca o fat�, una dr�gu��. - Nu �i-ai putut da seama? 1151 01:07:12,194 --> 01:07:14,029 M�inile lui erau aspre. 1152 01:07:14,663 --> 01:07:17,143 Ce ai f�cut cu m�inile lui? 1153 01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:20,235 La dracu. 1154 01:07:21,170 --> 01:07:24,272 �nc� ai erec�ie, omule. 1155 01:07:24,274 --> 01:07:26,141 Po�i s� �ii o b�ncu�� cu chestia aia. 1156 01:07:26,700 --> 01:07:27,700 Am luat pastilele alea. 1157 01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:31,212 Ai luat pastilele pentru o prostituat�? Ce s-a �nt�mplat cu care-i numele ei? 1158 01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:33,650 Ziua asta a fost un dezastru. 1159 01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:38,386 Am ajuns s�-l urm�rim pe fratele ei ca s�-i bloc�m scula. 1160 01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:41,156 Iar apoi m-a izgonit pentru c� i-am dat prezervative. 1161 01:07:42,625 --> 01:07:44,359 Ciudat� �nt�lnire. 1162 01:07:45,528 --> 01:07:47,495 Sunt virgin, JT. 1163 01:07:49,832 --> 01:07:52,100 �tiu. 1164 01:07:54,103 --> 01:07:58,139 Nimeni nu crede c� ai futut canadianca aia �n tab�r�. 1165 01:07:58,141 --> 01:07:59,674 �i-era prea fric� s� vorbe�ti cu ea. 1166 01:07:59,676 --> 01:08:02,544 Era mult� tensiune. Ceva s-ar fi putut �nt�mpla. 1167 01:08:02,546 --> 01:08:04,479 Ascult�-m�, Eddie, 1168 01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:06,147 se va �nt�mpla. 1169 01:08:06,849 --> 01:08:09,217 Toat� lumea se fute. 1170 01:08:24,266 --> 01:08:26,634 Ora ta e suspendat� p�n� g�sesc pe altcineva. 1171 01:08:29,605 --> 01:08:31,206 Copiii au nevoie de asta. 1172 01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:32,807 Te plac, Eddie. Chiar te plac. 1173 01:08:32,809 --> 01:08:34,709 Dar ai dat-o �n bar� cu asta. 1174 01:08:36,545 --> 01:08:40,715 Sunt liceeni care fac sex, chiar �i acum, c�nd vorbim. 1175 01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:43,451 Nu chiar acum, dar... 1176 01:08:43,453 --> 01:08:44,853 �tiu, Eddie. 1177 01:08:44,855 --> 01:08:47,589 �tiu c� se fut acum, 1178 01:08:47,591 --> 01:08:49,858 dar tu e�ti terminat. 1179 01:08:49,860 --> 01:08:52,160 �mi pare r�u, nu pot face nimic. 1180 01:08:57,566 --> 01:08:59,167 Ai venit pentru un covrig? 1181 01:08:59,169 --> 01:09:01,870 Nu, iubitule, pentru tine am venit. Spune-mi. 1182 01:09:01,872 --> 01:09:04,392 Ce se �nt�mpl�? Unde ai fost? 1183 01:09:04,773 --> 01:09:07,175 Ei bine, 1184 01:09:07,177 --> 01:09:10,411 acum c�teva nop�i am luat b�taie, 1185 01:09:10,413 --> 01:09:14,282 iar apoi am pl�tit 70 de dolari �i era c�t pe ce s� fut un tip. 1186 01:09:14,284 --> 01:09:16,217 Un tip, cu o scul�. 1187 01:09:16,219 --> 01:09:19,254 - Apoi am fost concediat. - S� m� ia naiba. 1188 01:09:19,256 --> 01:09:21,823 Am o privire �ndep�rtat�? 1189 01:09:21,825 --> 01:09:23,625 Ca �i cum ceva m� b�ntuie? 1190 01:09:23,627 --> 01:09:25,693 Ar��i de parc� ai v�zut lucruri teribile. 1191 01:09:26,795 --> 01:09:29,364 Am nevoie s� fac sex m�car o dat�... 1192 01:09:29,366 --> 01:09:31,533 doar ca s� ob�in �ncrederea de care am nevoie. 1193 01:09:31,535 --> 01:09:37,372 Prostule, nu trebuie s� te mai ui�i la via�� ca la o list� cu lucruri de f�cut. 1194 01:09:37,374 --> 01:09:39,340 Nu te mai g�ndi dac� ai f�cut sau nu sex... 1195 01:09:39,342 --> 01:09:43,645 �i g�nde�te-te la ce ai de f�cut ca s� devii b�rbatul care vrei s� fii. 1196 01:09:43,647 --> 01:09:47,615 B�rbatul care vrei s� fii nu e doar cineva care a futut o femeie. 1197 01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:50,852 E cineva care �tie ce vrea �i se duce s�-l ia. 1198 01:09:50,854 --> 01:09:52,754 �ntreab�-te, 1199 01:09:52,756 --> 01:09:54,689 "Ce b�rbat vreau s� fiu?" 1200 01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:56,257 Un covrigar? 1201 01:09:56,259 --> 01:09:58,793 Nu, e un profesor. 1202 01:09:58,795 --> 01:10:00,395 S� fiu a naibii dac� nu-i a�a. 1203 01:10:00,397 --> 01:10:03,464 - Vrea s� m�n�nce un fund? - Nu, �n nici un caz. 1204 01:10:03,466 --> 01:10:05,400 Dar ar putea dac� vroia, 1205 01:10:05,402 --> 01:10:07,669 pentru c� �tie ce vrea. 1206 01:10:14,510 --> 01:10:15,543 Hei. 1207 01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,650 Am trecut pe aici s�-�i cer scuze. 1208 01:10:22,652 --> 01:10:24,319 Bine. 1209 01:10:24,820 --> 01:10:28,456 Ei bine, �mi pare r�u. 1210 01:10:28,458 --> 01:10:29,791 Bine. 1211 01:10:31,427 --> 01:10:34,629 Nu �mi dau seama ce fac. Chiar nu �tiu. 1212 01:10:34,631 --> 01:10:36,831 Doar �ncerc s� fac lucrul corect. 1213 01:10:38,934 --> 01:10:40,802 �n�eleg. 1214 01:10:43,505 --> 01:10:45,506 Te plac. 1215 01:10:45,508 --> 01:10:47,709 Chiar te plac. 1216 01:10:47,711 --> 01:10:51,579 Abia ne cunoa�tem, �i e�ti profesorul lui Tito. 1217 01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:54,515 Da, dar vreau s� tr�iesc �ntr-o lume �n care asta se poate �nt�mpla, 1218 01:10:54,517 --> 01:10:58,386 unde un tip poate s� cucereasc� o femeie cu gesturi m�re�e. 1219 01:10:59,722 --> 01:11:01,556 E foarte dr�gu�. 1220 01:11:03,759 --> 01:11:05,727 Iat� gestul meu m�re�. 1221 01:11:08,297 --> 01:11:09,797 Ce e asta? 1222 01:11:10,899 --> 01:11:12,600 E un oboi. 1223 01:11:22,378 --> 01:11:23,845 F�cut din lemn. 1224 01:12:02,651 --> 01:12:04,686 Nu e proiectat s� c�nte f�r� alte instrumente. 1225 01:12:05,621 --> 01:12:08,589 E �n regul�, a fost superb. 1226 01:12:09,591 --> 01:12:11,459 S� facem ceva, chiar acum. 1227 01:12:12,861 --> 01:12:15,463 Arat�-mi un loc din ora� care-�i place. 1228 01:12:16,932 --> 01:12:18,833 Bine. 1229 01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:22,937 Sunt crocodili �n r�ul �sta? 1230 01:12:22,939 --> 01:12:25,773 Haide. 1231 01:12:25,775 --> 01:12:28,076 Trebuie s� �tiu dac� e nevoie s� te protejez. 1232 01:12:28,078 --> 01:12:30,078 E�ti un mare lupt�tor contra crocodililor? 1233 01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:31,979 Da. �i-ai dat seama? 1234 01:12:31,981 --> 01:12:33,715 Mu�chii �tia mari. 1235 01:12:42,791 --> 01:12:45,693 Haide, o s�-�i ar�t locul meu favorit. 1236 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:07,915 - Unde ai copil�rit? - Sarasota. 1237 01:13:07,917 --> 01:13:11,886 - �i-e dor de locul copil�riei? - E relativ aproape, m� pot �ntoarce. 1238 01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:13,521 M� refer la liceu. 1239 01:13:14,757 --> 01:13:16,891 - Nu prea. - Mie �mi e dor. 1240 01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:18,760 Am avut o gr�mad� de prieteni. 1241 01:13:18,762 --> 01:13:21,062 Sunt �nc� prieten� cu to�i. 1242 01:13:21,064 --> 01:13:24,999 Nu m-au �ncuiat prin vestiare sau ceva �n genul. 1243 01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:26,734 Nu eram b�iatul �la, dar... 1244 01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:29,637 Fac pariu c� erai un mare tocilar. 1245 01:13:29,639 --> 01:13:32,607 Da, am fost tocilar, a fost grozav. 1246 01:13:39,681 --> 01:13:42,583 Vreau s� te iau disear� �n clubul meu favorit. 1247 01:13:44,453 --> 01:13:46,921 Nu sunt adeptul cluburilor. 1248 01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:49,157 Haide. ��i va pl�cea. 1249 01:13:49,159 --> 01:13:51,826 Nu vrei s� vezi ce ai pierdut cu to�i copiii mi�to? 1250 01:13:53,897 --> 01:13:56,063 Sigur. 1251 01:13:56,065 --> 01:13:57,765 Bine. 1252 01:14:10,879 --> 01:14:12,580 Bobby! 1253 01:14:13,081 --> 01:14:14,749 Uit�-te la tine. 1254 01:14:14,751 --> 01:14:16,818 �ntoarce-te. E�ti fierbinte, fata. 1255 01:14:16,820 --> 01:14:18,853 Care-i treaba? 1256 01:14:18,855 --> 01:14:21,722 Suntem doar noi doi. E �n ordine? 1257 01:14:21,724 --> 01:14:24,992 Uite, tu e�ti bun�. 1258 01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:27,929 E nebunie �n�untru, deci, f�r� tipi. 1259 01:14:27,931 --> 01:14:30,097 Putem s� mergem la barul de sub apartamentul meu. 1260 01:14:30,099 --> 01:14:33,100 E �n regul� dac� intru �i salut c��iva prieteni? 1261 01:14:33,102 --> 01:14:34,869 Voi fi rapid�. 1262 01:14:42,545 --> 01:14:45,546 - Nu se �ntoarce, omule. - Cum? 1263 01:14:45,548 --> 01:14:48,883 Am mai v�zut asta de sute de ori. E a clubului acum. 1264 01:14:48,885 --> 01:14:51,819 Omule, sunt la �nt�lnire. Abia ne-am s�rutat. 1265 01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:53,087 - Abia v-a�i s�rutat? - Da. 1266 01:14:53,089 --> 01:14:54,689 Suneti doar la �nt�lnire? 1267 01:14:54,691 --> 01:14:59,260 Auzi muzica aia? C�nd muzica aia va intra �n sistemul t�u cum intr� �n al ei... 1268 01:14:59,262 --> 01:15:03,231 Doamne. Simte muzica cu fiecare bucat� din corpul ei, omule. 1269 01:15:03,233 --> 01:15:05,132 Muzica e de vin�. Nu e vina ei. 1270 01:15:05,134 --> 01:15:09,003 �ampanie, bijuterii, caviar, haine de blan�... 1271 01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:11,038 Oamenii poart� haine de blan� f�r� nici un motiv. 1272 01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:12,640 Se �nt�mpl� rahaturi gen Stephen Hawking �n�untru, omule. 1273 01:15:12,642 --> 01:15:14,108 E o gaur� de vierme. 1274 01:15:14,110 --> 01:15:16,244 Atrac�ia ringului de dans... Nu se poate ab�ine. 1275 01:15:16,246 --> 01:15:18,679 Sex. Nu po�i uita de sex. Bine? 1276 01:15:18,681 --> 01:15:20,248 Sunt sup�rat, �i eu simt asta acum, �n�elegi? 1277 01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:23,084 A� prefera s� fiu �n�untru, dar sunt afar�, cu tine. 1278 01:15:23,086 --> 01:15:25,887 Uite ce vreau s� faci pentru mine, bine...? 1279 01:15:25,889 --> 01:15:28,055 Du-te acas�... E cea mai bun� �ans� a ta. 1280 01:15:28,057 --> 01:15:32,894 Du-te acas�, f� o lab� rapid�, culc�-te. 1281 01:15:32,896 --> 01:15:34,729 M� �ntorc imediat. 1282 01:15:36,732 --> 01:15:38,933 Uite cine e, �n ora� cu prietena mea. 1283 01:15:38,935 --> 01:15:41,602 - Nu vreau probleme, omule. - Serios? Ai g�sit probleme. 1284 01:15:41,604 --> 01:15:43,938 Omule, d�-te dracului! 1285 01:15:43,940 --> 01:15:46,307 Trebuie s� te caftesc iar�i, 1286 01:15:46,309 --> 01:15:48,609 p�s�ric� mic� ce e�ti! 1287 01:15:52,081 --> 01:15:54,215 Vroiam doar s� men�in ordinea. Asta e tot. 1288 01:15:54,217 --> 01:15:57,084 Nu am avut nici o leg�tur� cu asta, asta e opera�iunea mea. 1289 01:15:57,086 --> 01:16:02,800 Tipul alb a venit de nic�ieri, omule, ca un uragan, trecea prin oameni, 1290 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:07,295 Vroia s� rup� pe cineva. L-a pescuit pe nenorocit. Tipul �la hispanic. 1291 01:16:07,297 --> 01:16:10,665 Dac� nu �tii ce-i asta, e c�nd ��i ia m�na a�a... 1292 01:16:10,667 --> 01:16:12,800 �i �i-o rupe ca pe un pe�te. 1293 01:16:12,802 --> 01:16:14,769 Dac� m� �ntrebi, el a c�tigat, omule. 1294 01:16:14,771 --> 01:16:17,838 A c�tigat lupta printr-o manevr� "c�rlig de undi��". 1295 01:16:21,910 --> 01:16:24,612 Omule, nu te mai �n�eleg. 1296 01:16:24,614 --> 01:16:27,048 Am apelat la favoruri printre prietenii mei din poli�ie, 1297 01:16:27,050 --> 01:16:30,084 dar de dou� ori �n dou� s�pt�m�ni, e prea mult. 1298 01:16:30,086 --> 01:16:31,786 Eu ��i spun "felicit�ri". 1299 01:16:31,788 --> 01:16:34,055 Se pare c� tr�ie�ti �n cele din urm�. 1300 01:16:34,057 --> 01:16:36,657 Nu am un loc de munc�, am spart recordul la arest�ri, 1301 01:16:36,659 --> 01:16:38,192 �i Pilar m-a l�sat balt�. 1302 01:16:38,194 --> 01:16:39,894 ��i spun eu, iubitule. 1303 01:16:39,896 --> 01:16:42,930 Uit� de femeie. Trebuie s�-�i recuperezi slujba. 1304 01:16:42,932 --> 01:16:45,066 - Nu poate, din cauza preotului �la. - Dumnezeule. 1305 01:16:45,068 --> 01:16:47,802 Cum se face c� sunt singura de aici care are ni�te dr�cii de boa�e? 1306 01:16:47,804 --> 01:16:50,938 Ai dreptate. Copiii �ia au nevoie de mine. 1307 01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:53,674 F�r� tine, vor �nv��a despre sex de pe internet, 1308 01:16:53,676 --> 01:16:55,343 iar internetul e un loc �ntunecat. 1309 01:16:55,345 --> 01:16:57,311 Lemonparty? E dezgust�tor. 1310 01:16:57,313 --> 01:16:58,913 Bukkake? Adic�... 1311 01:16:58,915 --> 01:17:01,215 Conceptul de bukkake. 1312 01:17:01,217 --> 01:17:03,951 Fetele vor crede c� e mi�to ca o ga�c� de tipi �mbr�ca�i la costum... 1313 01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:07,154 s� se l�b�geasc� pe fe�ele lor. 1314 01:17:07,156 --> 01:17:09,156 Nu cred c� trebuie s� v� mai spun �i vou� ca rahatul �sta nu se cuvine. 1315 01:17:09,158 --> 01:17:11,626 Voi vorbi cu Hamilton m�ine dup� �coal�. 1316 01:17:11,628 --> 01:17:13,668 Are o �nt�lnire la �coal�, el o organizeaz�. 1317 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:17,110 Sunt cu tine, omule. 1318 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:20,201 Trebuie s� fac asta singur. 1319 01:18:06,748 --> 01:18:08,282 Lua�i loc acolo. 1320 01:18:08,284 --> 01:18:12,386 - Ce cau�i aici? - Numele meu e Eddie Cole. 1321 01:18:12,388 --> 01:18:16,924 - A� vrea s� spun c�teva cuvinte. - E o �nt�lnire privat�, domnule Cole. 1322 01:18:16,926 --> 01:18:19,093 Trebuie s� vorbesc. Voi vorbi, bine? 1323 01:18:20,429 --> 01:18:22,697 C��i p�rin�i sunt aici? 1324 01:18:23,965 --> 01:18:27,134 R�spunde�i-mi la o �ntrebare, iar apoi voi pleca. 1325 01:18:28,870 --> 01:18:31,172 C��i dintre voi a�i discutat despre sex cu copiii vo�tri? 1326 01:18:31,174 --> 01:18:33,074 V� rog, ridica�i m�inile. 1327 01:18:35,310 --> 01:18:40,114 Unde crede�i c� �nva�� copiii despre sex, dac� nu de la voi, p�rin�ii, 1328 01:18:40,116 --> 01:18:43,017 sau de la mine, profesorul? 1329 01:18:43,019 --> 01:18:45,052 �nva�� unii de la al�ii... 1330 01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:47,154 sau din filme... 1331 01:18:47,156 --> 01:18:50,191 sau de pe internet, prin pornografie. 1332 01:18:50,193 --> 01:18:55,896 V�d imagini cu b�rba�i f�c�nd lucruri ciudate �i rele femeilor. 1333 01:18:55,898 --> 01:18:58,432 C�teodat� patru sau cinci in�i �i doar o fat�, 1334 01:18:58,434 --> 01:19:00,735 care fac lucruri inconfortabile, 1335 01:19:00,737 --> 01:19:03,070 care ar putea provoca r�ni. 1336 01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:06,307 Fetele �nva�� s� se a�tepte s� fie tratate ur�t de c�tre b�ie�i. 1337 01:19:08,810 --> 01:19:12,813 Adev�rul e c� poate nu sunt persoana potrivit� s� predau aceast� or�. 1338 01:19:12,815 --> 01:19:15,282 Nu am experien�a predatului. 1339 01:19:16,785 --> 01:19:19,019 Nici m�car nu am experien�� sexual�. 1340 01:19:22,491 --> 01:19:24,325 De fapt, sunt virgin. 1341 01:19:26,361 --> 01:19:29,797 Pare o nebunie s� predau educa�ie sexual�. 1342 01:19:29,799 --> 01:19:32,433 Dar ora asta e important�. 1343 01:19:32,435 --> 01:19:36,036 E cel mai important lucru pe care-l putem preda copiilor. 1344 01:19:39,975 --> 01:19:42,076 Domnul Cole e foarte important pentru noi... 1345 01:19:42,078 --> 01:19:44,178 pentru c� ne vorbe�te �n mod direct despre sex. 1346 01:19:44,180 --> 01:19:47,114 Da, credeam c� e normal �i u�or... 1347 01:19:47,116 --> 01:19:49,250 s� �nt�lnesc femei �i s� fac sex dac� am o dubi��. 1348 01:19:49,252 --> 01:19:51,218 Am �ncercat, omule. Nu e. 1349 01:19:52,188 --> 01:19:55,890 Acum �tim c� sexul privit a�a nu e normal. 1350 01:19:55,892 --> 01:19:57,992 �i nici m�car nu e o idee bun�. 1351 01:19:57,994 --> 01:20:01,462 Dac� faci sex cu cine ��i pic�, vei lua vreo boal�. 1352 01:20:01,464 --> 01:20:05,399 �i dac� se �nt�mpl� asta, vei face bubi�e pe labia majora. 1353 01:20:05,401 --> 01:20:09,003 Ce �ncercam s� spunem, sunt lucruri despre sex, �i c�nd te maturizezi... 1354 01:20:09,005 --> 01:20:11,172 e prea ciudat s� vorbe�ti cu tat�l t�u despre a�a ceva. 1355 01:20:14,276 --> 01:20:19,013 Te iubesc tat�, dar nu pot s� te �ntreb despre sex. 1356 01:20:19,015 --> 01:20:21,982 Pur �i simplu nu pot, dar �l pot �ntreba pe domnul Cole, 1357 01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:24,385 �i �tiu c� �mi va da un r�spuns... 1358 01:20:24,387 --> 01:20:27,254 c� dac� doi adul�i sunt de acord s� fac� sex anal, 1359 01:20:27,256 --> 01:20:31,292 o pot face, cu lubrificare adecvat� �i prezervative. 1360 01:20:31,294 --> 01:20:36,230 Cum s� am genul �sta de conversa�ie cu tat�l meu, preotul? 1361 01:20:38,166 --> 01:20:40,167 Avem nevoie de domnul Cole. 1362 01:20:40,168 --> 01:20:42,999 E virgin, 1363 01:20:43,104 --> 01:20:48,375 �i ora lui m� face s� realizez c� nu-i nimic �n neregul� dac� �i eu sunt. 1364 01:21:26,348 --> 01:21:27,615 Scuz�-m�, domnule Cole. 1365 01:21:27,617 --> 01:21:29,950 Te prind din urm�. 1366 01:21:29,952 --> 01:21:31,485 Mul�umesc pentru sprijin. 1367 01:21:31,487 --> 01:21:34,021 Chiar... te sus�in. 1368 01:21:39,361 --> 01:21:43,330 Anun��-m� dac� mai pot face ceva s� te sus�in. 1369 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:46,533 Oric�nd. 1370 01:21:52,508 --> 01:21:54,041 Hei. 1371 01:22:09,391 --> 01:22:11,992 - Salutare. - Hei. 1372 01:22:11,994 --> 01:22:13,627 Felicit�ri. 1373 01:22:13,629 --> 01:22:16,263 Tito mi-a spus ce s-a �nt�mplat. 1374 01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:17,698 Da, mersi. 1375 01:22:17,700 --> 01:22:20,034 Mi-a spus ce ai mai zis �n clas�... 1376 01:22:20,036 --> 01:22:22,436 c� nu ai mai f�cut sex. 1377 01:22:22,438 --> 01:22:24,104 E adev�rat? 1378 01:22:25,273 --> 01:22:28,409 Este, �mi pare r�u. �tiu c� pare ciudat. 1379 01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:33,414 Opre�te-te. 1380 01:22:34,716 --> 01:22:36,517 Ce se �nt�mpl�? 1381 01:22:37,552 --> 01:22:39,353 Ce crezi? 1382 01:22:42,525 --> 01:22:45,726 Te a�tept�m la "The Hub". 1383 01:22:45,728 --> 01:22:47,962 O secund�, omule. Cobor imediat. 1384 01:22:47,964 --> 01:22:50,097 Haide! 1385 01:22:51,566 --> 01:22:54,501 Hai s� mergem jos la bar, s� s�rb�torim cu restul... 1386 01:22:54,503 --> 01:22:56,670 iar apoi ne �ntoarcem aici sus? 1387 01:22:56,672 --> 01:22:58,339 Vino �ncoace. 1388 01:23:02,577 --> 01:23:04,345 Vreau s� fiu prima ta femeie. 1389 01:23:05,313 --> 01:23:08,382 Omule, vin imediat! 1390 01:23:12,721 --> 01:23:15,089 Nu trebuie s-o fac chiar �n secunda asta. 1391 01:23:15,091 --> 01:23:17,224 Nu trebuie s-o facem doar ca s� fie f�cut�. 1392 01:23:17,226 --> 01:23:19,493 Nu e �sta un motiv bun? 1393 01:23:28,536 --> 01:23:31,171 Nu spun c� nu vreau s-o fac cu tine. 1394 01:23:31,173 --> 01:23:34,141 Doar c� nu e momentul potrivit. 1395 01:23:35,510 --> 01:23:37,211 De ce nu? 1396 01:23:37,213 --> 01:23:39,747 De ce nu mergem jos? Ascult�m ni�te muzic�. 1397 01:23:39,749 --> 01:23:41,749 �mi cuno�ti prietenii. Dans�m. 1398 01:23:41,751 --> 01:23:44,685 Chiar nu �mi place barul. 1399 01:23:44,687 --> 01:23:46,453 Ce? Serios? 1400 01:23:46,455 --> 01:23:48,689 Da, nu e genul meu. 1401 01:23:48,691 --> 01:23:50,391 Bine, atunci... 1402 01:23:51,659 --> 01:23:53,560 De ce nu ne... 1403 01:23:54,562 --> 01:23:56,330 futem chiar acum... 1404 01:24:01,436 --> 01:24:04,405 �i mergem la clubul din apropiere dup�? 1405 01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:07,341 �tii, 1406 01:24:07,343 --> 01:24:09,643 ultima oar� c�nd am fost la club, am r�mas pe dinafar�. 1407 01:24:09,645 --> 01:24:12,279 �tiu, dar va diferit de data asta. ��i promit. 1408 01:24:15,517 --> 01:24:18,585 - Da, dar... - Eddie, �ncerc s� te fac mai mi�to. 1409 01:24:21,189 --> 01:24:23,057 Nu sunt at�t de na�pa. 1410 01:24:24,159 --> 01:24:25,626 �tiu. Eu doar... 1411 01:24:28,430 --> 01:24:30,197 D�-o naibii. 1412 01:24:32,534 --> 01:24:34,201 Nu te �n�eleg. 1413 01:24:34,602 --> 01:24:36,103 Chiar nu te �n�eleg. 1414 01:24:36,105 --> 01:24:37,838 Po�i r�m�ne virgin. 1415 01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:39,807 Cred c� e �n regul�. 1416 01:24:39,809 --> 01:24:41,675 Bine. 1417 01:24:50,618 --> 01:24:52,586 La dracu. Am stricat ceva? 1418 01:24:58,726 --> 01:25:01,128 Se pare c� ai nevoie de ni�te bourbon, iubitule. 1419 01:25:01,130 --> 01:25:02,830 Cu ghea�� i pu�in suc? 1420 01:25:02,832 --> 01:25:04,531 Da. 1421 01:25:06,601 --> 01:25:09,703 Unde e dr�gu�a ta? 1422 01:25:11,706 --> 01:25:13,607 E dr�gu��, nu-i a�a? 1423 01:25:13,609 --> 01:25:15,309 Este. 1424 01:25:17,145 --> 01:25:18,612 I-am pus cap�t. 1425 01:25:20,181 --> 01:25:21,849 Nu �tiu ce e �n neregul� cu mine. 1426 01:25:21,851 --> 01:25:24,151 Se va �nt�mpla, Eddie. 1427 01:25:24,153 --> 01:25:26,286 Trebuie doar s� fii preg�tit, 1428 01:25:26,288 --> 01:25:28,122 iar apoi va fi u�or. 1429 01:25:29,390 --> 01:25:32,259 Are sens. 1430 01:25:33,495 --> 01:25:36,830 - S�-�i spun ceva. - Ce anume? 1431 01:25:36,832 --> 01:25:39,133 E�ti un b�rbat acum. 1432 01:25:40,568 --> 01:25:43,604 B�rb��ia nu �nseamn� s� vrei o femeie �i s� nu o ai. 1433 01:25:43,606 --> 01:25:47,674 Const� �n a avea femeia �i a realiza c� nu sim�i nebunia. 1434 01:25:48,910 --> 01:25:50,277 Da. 1435 01:25:50,778 --> 01:25:52,379 Nu e nici o ru�ine �n asta. 1436 01:25:52,381 --> 01:25:54,748 E mai mult� ru�ine �n a tr�i f�r� s� iube�ti. 1437 01:25:54,750 --> 01:25:56,416 Ai dreptate. 1438 01:25:59,521 --> 01:26:00,554 Mersi. 1439 01:26:06,862 --> 01:26:11,899 Omule! A �aptea or�, educa�ie sexual�, domnul Cole. 1440 01:26:11,901 --> 01:26:15,602 Ce m� va �nv��a nenorocitul �sta alb despre sex? 1441 01:26:15,604 --> 01:26:18,805 Stai a�a. �l ai pe domnul Cole la educa�ie sexual�? 1442 01:26:18,807 --> 01:26:21,909 Fiule, domnul Cole e adev�rat. 1443 01:26:21,911 --> 01:26:24,311 E cel mai adev�rat nenorocit. 1444 01:27:53,735 --> 01:27:58,038 Bun�. Sunt nou� suplinitoare de la corpul american de predare. 1445 01:27:58,040 --> 01:28:00,674 Bun�, bine ai venit. 1446 01:28:00,676 --> 01:28:03,477 E amuzant, de fapt sunt canadianc�. 1447 01:28:04,712 --> 01:28:07,381 Canadianc�? 1448 01:28:07,383 --> 01:28:10,417 Ai venit s� predai s�n�tatea �i dezvoltarea uman�. 1449 01:28:11,419 --> 01:28:15,689 Da, cred c� educa�ia sexual� e foarte important�. 1450 01:28:19,994 --> 01:28:23,297 Ei bine, ai venit �n locul potrivit. 1451 01:29:07,109 --> 01:29:09,009 Sunt copii care vin la ora asta... 1452 01:29:09,011 --> 01:29:11,945 �i ai impresia c� trebuie s� le explici chestii anatomice sau sexuale, 1453 01:29:11,947 --> 01:29:14,448 dar sunt mai avansa�i �n unele privin�e dec�t sunt eu. 1454 01:29:14,450 --> 01:29:15,749 Din ce cauz�? Din cauza internetului. 1455 01:29:15,751 --> 01:29:20,487 Doar cu pozi�ii sexuale obscure. 1456 01:29:20,489 --> 01:29:22,823 Mi-ar pl�cea s� �tiu ce �tiu copiii. 1457 01:29:22,825 --> 01:29:25,726 Cred c� e ilegal s� repe�i ceva... 1458 01:29:25,728 --> 01:29:27,694 sexual ce ��i spune un minor, 1459 01:29:27,696 --> 01:29:31,565 dar acum, c� m-am documentat �i eu pe internet c� s�-mi �nt�resc cuno�tin�ele, 1460 01:29:31,567 --> 01:29:34,935 simt c�... Simt c� am �mb�tr�nit cu 10 ani. 1461 01:29:34,937 --> 01:29:36,803 C�nd eram t�n�r, 1462 01:29:36,805 --> 01:29:39,506 doar f�ceai o aluzie c�tre fat�, "Oh, am o scul� mare." 1463 01:29:39,508 --> 01:29:43,076 - Ai sugera asta? - Da, dar doar at�t. 1464 01:29:43,078 --> 01:29:45,846 Pantalonii erau mai str�m�i pe vremuri. Probabil ai fi putut... 1465 01:29:45,848 --> 01:29:49,983 Da, a�a f�ceau b�rba�ii, �ndesau acolo un pantof sau ni�te folie. Categoric. 1466 01:29:49,985 --> 01:29:51,752 - Sau un pantof �ngust. - Un pantof �ngust? 1467 01:29:51,754 --> 01:29:54,121 Altfel arata de parc� aveai o scul� deformat�. 1468 01:29:54,123 --> 01:29:55,622 Nu vroiai s� le sperii. 1469 01:29:55,624 --> 01:29:57,457 Ca o gu�� sau ceva asem�n�tor. 1470 01:29:57,459 --> 01:29:59,993 E o dezordine. E... la naiba. 1471 01:29:59,995 --> 01:30:01,728 Ar fi trebuit s� �tiu asta, de la locul meu de munc�. 1472 01:30:01,730 --> 01:30:04,097 Unul dintre componentele testiculelor... 1473 01:30:04,099 --> 01:30:06,600 se umfl� a�a de mult �nc�t trebuie t�iat. 1474 01:30:06,602 --> 01:30:09,136 Unul dintre componente? Precum vasele deferente? 1475 01:30:09,138 --> 01:30:11,705 Ar putea fi vasele... Sau glanda lui Cowper. 1476 01:30:11,707 --> 01:30:13,740 La asta m� refeream c�nd m� pref�ceam c� �tiu, dar... 1477 01:30:13,742 --> 01:30:16,810 - �tiu de asta. - Prostat� �i glanda lui Cowper... 1478 01:30:16,812 --> 01:30:19,479 A� cerceta, dar nu-mi merge google-ul. 1479 01:30:19,481 --> 01:30:20,947 C�r�ile pe care ni le dau, trebuie s� facem rost de altele. 1480 01:30:20,949 --> 01:30:23,650 - Cele pe care le am sunt din 1983. - �tiu. 1481 01:30:23,652 --> 01:30:25,752 �nc� �i spun AIDS GRID. 1482 01:30:25,754 --> 01:30:28,722 De asemenea... E ru�inos. 1483 01:30:28,724 --> 01:30:32,826 - Bine - �nc� afirm� c� masturbarea e ceva gre�it. 1484 01:30:32,828 --> 01:30:36,196 Chiar �i maimu�ele se masturbeaz�. O fac. Cimpanzeii. 1485 01:30:36,198 --> 01:30:38,165 - Da? - Maimu�ele. 1486 01:30:38,167 --> 01:30:41,168 - Da? - Folosesc sexul ca... schimb. 1487 01:30:41,170 --> 01:30:44,104 κi fac favoruri sexuale �n coloniile lor. 1488 01:30:44,106 --> 01:30:47,441 Da, vor folosi prostitu�ia ca s� fie pace �ntre triburi. 1489 01:30:47,443 --> 01:30:48,909 - A�a o s� fac�. - Da. 1490 01:30:48,911 --> 01:30:51,545 - Uit�-te la... - Nu a� preda a�a ceva �n general�. 1491 01:30:51,547 --> 01:30:54,948 - Pare un �el de neatins. - Nu. 1492 01:30:56,117 --> 01:30:57,651 Mi-ar pl�cea s� lucrez �n primatologie. 1493 01:30:57,653 --> 01:30:59,186 E un fel de cur��are. 1494 01:30:59,188 --> 01:31:03,156 - C�nd fac cunilingus altei maimu�e. - Cur��are? 1495 01:31:03,158 --> 01:31:06,226 Da. 1496 01:31:06,228 --> 01:31:08,595 - E fascinant. - Da. 1497 01:31:11,098 --> 01:31:13,379 C� tot vorbeam de cur��are.. 1498 01:31:14,602 --> 01:31:19,840 - Ai avut vreodat� l�tei? - Nu. Interesant. 1499 01:31:19,842 --> 01:31:22,976 L��eii sunt... sau p�duchele pubian... e pe cale de dispari�ie. 1500 01:31:22,978 --> 01:31:27,113 - Bine! - Datorit� obiceiurilor moderne de cur��are. 1501 01:31:27,115 --> 01:31:28,949 Foarte pu�ini oameni au a�a ceva... 1502 01:31:28,951 --> 01:31:32,619 �n filmele pe care le-am g�sit �n educa�ie sexual�... 1503 01:31:32,621 --> 01:31:34,721 aveau o cantitate serioas� de p�r acolo jos, 1504 01:31:34,723 --> 01:31:37,557 nu asta e tendin�a �n vremurile noastre. 1505 01:31:37,559 --> 01:31:39,626 - Da. - Deci p�duchele e pe cale de dispari�ie. 1506 01:31:39,628 --> 01:31:41,228 - Asta-i bine. - Ca variol�... 1507 01:31:41,230 --> 01:31:44,064 - Ai avut... - Niciodat�. Nu. 1508 01:31:44,066 --> 01:31:46,650 - Bun. - Adic�, nu am verificat, 1509 01:31:46,651 --> 01:31:47,651 dar b�nuiesc c� mi-a� fi dat seama. 1510 01:31:47,669 --> 01:31:50,189 Probabil a� sim�i ceva. 116595