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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:50,627 --> 00:01:56,627 Subtitrare: bucyfall-Subtitrari-noi Team www.subtitrari-noi.ro 2 00:01:57,651 --> 00:02:02,651 Sincronizarea: killyou 3 00:02:04,628 --> 00:02:07,897 Salut, omule. E vreo baie aici pe care o putem folosi? 4 00:02:07,899 --> 00:02:10,900 - Noi? - �i plac b�ile. 5 00:02:10,902 --> 00:02:12,501 Nu. 6 00:02:12,503 --> 00:02:14,570 Omule, vrem s� facem sex �n baia covrig�riei. 7 00:02:14,572 --> 00:02:16,472 Spune-mi c�t ne-ar costa. 8 00:02:16,474 --> 00:02:19,108 - Nimic. Nu pute�i. - Fii atent aici. 9 00:02:19,110 --> 00:02:20,943 D�-mi to�i covrigii pe care �i ai. 10 00:02:20,945 --> 00:02:24,046 �i-i cump�r pe to�i, iar apoi ne vom fute �n baie. 11 00:02:24,048 --> 00:02:25,968 Eu chiar... 12 00:02:27,050 --> 00:02:29,652 Vrea s� m�n�nce un covrig de pe scula mea. 13 00:02:29,654 --> 00:02:32,021 Oameni buni, �mi pare r�u, dar nu se va �nt�mpla. 14 00:02:32,023 --> 00:02:33,656 Vreau un "covrig scul�". 15 00:02:33,658 --> 00:02:36,559 Vrea un "covrig scul�". Simpatizeaz� si tu. 16 00:02:36,561 --> 00:02:38,561 Dar nu simpatizez. 17 00:02:38,563 --> 00:02:41,864 Nu tu predai geometrie acum c��iva ani? 18 00:02:41,866 --> 00:02:43,032 Nu. 19 00:02:43,034 --> 00:02:44,767 Ba da. 20 00:02:44,769 --> 00:02:46,635 Era suplinitor. �i-aduci aminte? 21 00:02:46,637 --> 00:02:48,070 La naiba. Da, ai dreptate. 22 00:02:48,072 --> 00:02:50,806 - Acum lucrezi �ntr-o covrig�rie? - Economia merge prost. 23 00:02:50,808 --> 00:02:53,175 Serios, omule, e�ti un mare ratat. 24 00:02:53,177 --> 00:02:55,511 Fac pariu c� te l�b�ge�ti mult. 25 00:02:55,513 --> 00:02:57,079 Ai privirea. 26 00:02:57,081 --> 00:02:59,615 Nu am privirea. Ar trebui s� pleca�i. 27 00:02:59,617 --> 00:03:01,750 - Sau ce? - O s� chem poli�ia. 28 00:03:01,752 --> 00:03:04,520 Du-te dracului, omule. Vrem baia. 29 00:03:05,822 --> 00:03:08,624 E un funda� al dracului de bun. 30 00:03:09,059 --> 00:03:10,659 Opre�te-te! 31 00:03:10,661 --> 00:03:12,828 M�n�nc� o pul�, covrigarule. 32 00:03:12,830 --> 00:03:15,990 Hai s� ne futem �n ma�in�. 33 00:03:41,025 --> 00:03:42,791 Salut, omule. Ai venit devreme acas�. 34 00:03:42,793 --> 00:03:44,660 Ce cau�i �n camera mea? 35 00:03:44,662 --> 00:03:46,982 E �n regul�. O mic� �ncurc�tur�. 36 00:03:53,570 --> 00:03:55,137 E grozav�, nu-i a�a? 37 00:03:55,139 --> 00:03:56,839 Te fu�i �n patul meu? 38 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:57,840 Eu �nc� nu m-am futut �n patul meu. 39 00:03:58,841 --> 00:04:01,143 - Nu am a�ternuturi �n patul meu. - Puteai s� �ntinzi un prosop pe jos. 40 00:04:01,145 --> 00:04:04,747 Nu e genul de fat� "doar un prosop". E special�. 41 00:04:04,749 --> 00:04:06,789 Ce bine. Sunt fericit... 42 00:04:12,789 --> 00:04:15,229 Nu e patul meu. E patul lui Eddie. 43 00:04:16,192 --> 00:04:19,728 Sunt dezgust�tor. Nu am a�ternuturi pe patul meu... 44 00:04:19,730 --> 00:04:22,015 M-am �mb�tat �ntr-o sear�, m-am pi�at �n pat, 45 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,299 am aruncat a�ternuturile �i nu am mai luat altele. 46 00:04:23,301 --> 00:04:26,902 Vreau s� fiu sincer cu tine pentru c�... 47 00:04:26,904 --> 00:04:29,024 Sunt nebun dup� tine. 48 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:33,776 Ce zg�rcit e�ti. 49 00:04:34,844 --> 00:04:36,779 Cred c� �mi place. 50 00:04:36,781 --> 00:04:39,281 Bine, noapte bun�. 51 00:04:39,283 --> 00:04:41,283 Oh, Eddie. Eddie, Ally. 52 00:04:41,285 --> 00:04:42,918 - Ally, Eddie. - Bun�. 53 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,588 E�ti prima fat� dezbr�cat� din patul meu. 54 00:04:45,590 --> 00:04:47,222 �mi... pare r�u. 55 00:04:47,224 --> 00:04:49,325 Nu, nu, e �n regul�. 56 00:04:49,327 --> 00:04:51,226 Mi-a venit scrisoarea, omule? 57 00:04:51,228 --> 00:04:53,629 Da. E �n baie. 58 00:04:53,631 --> 00:04:55,230 Ce caut� acolo? 59 00:04:55,232 --> 00:04:57,513 Acolo �mi citesc coresponden�a, omule. 60 00:05:08,979 --> 00:05:10,346 Respins. 61 00:05:10,348 --> 00:05:12,081 Cum? 62 00:05:12,083 --> 00:05:13,782 Ce rahat. 63 00:05:13,784 --> 00:05:15,351 Omule, te-ai n�scut s� predai. 64 00:05:15,353 --> 00:05:17,686 A�a e, omule. Sunt un profesor bun. 65 00:05:17,688 --> 00:05:22,958 C�nd eram suplinitor, echipa de matematic� a ajuns �n final� pe stat. 66 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,027 Ai perfect� dreptate. Le-ai dat tocilarilor un motiv s� tr�iasc�. 67 00:05:25,029 --> 00:05:27,363 Nu ajungi �n finala pe stat fiind dr�gu�, omule. 68 00:05:27,365 --> 00:05:30,451 Geometria nu e dr�gu��. E a dracului de grea. 69 00:05:30,486 --> 00:05:31,333 Teorema lui Pitagora? 70 00:05:31,368 --> 00:05:33,669 - Nici nu �tiu ce e asta. - Sunt s�tul �i obosit... 71 00:05:33,671 --> 00:05:35,304 s� tot a�tept s� fiu profesor, omule. 72 00:05:35,306 --> 00:05:38,040 Tu vrei s� fu�i o fat�, nu a�tep�i s� cumperi a�ternuturi. 73 00:05:38,042 --> 00:05:39,975 Funda�ul vrea un "covrig scul�", nu a�teapt�. 74 00:05:39,977 --> 00:05:45,347 M� duc m�ine la corpul didactic american �i le spun c�-mi datoreaz� un interviu. 75 00:05:45,349 --> 00:05:47,383 - Da! Da! - Corect! 76 00:05:47,385 --> 00:05:49,145 - Da! - Da! 77 00:05:52,222 --> 00:05:54,023 Ce e un "covrig scul�"? 78 00:06:08,004 --> 00:06:11,373 Salut. Mi-ai respins cererea f�r� s� m� chemi la interviu. 79 00:06:11,375 --> 00:06:13,075 �i merit un interviu. 80 00:06:13,077 --> 00:06:14,977 De asta sunt aici. 81 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:17,346 �mi place spiritul t�u. 82 00:06:17,348 --> 00:06:19,014 S�-�i vedem CV-ul. 83 00:06:26,289 --> 00:06:29,692 Ai fost suplinitor la Bradenton. Bun� �coal�. 84 00:06:29,694 --> 00:06:31,293 Chiar mi-a pl�cut experien��, 85 00:06:31,295 --> 00:06:33,762 am format o echip� de matematic� �i am ajuns �n final� pe stat. 86 00:06:33,764 --> 00:06:36,365 Am lucrat cu copii de gr�dini�� nainte s� m� aduc� la birou. 87 00:06:36,367 --> 00:06:38,333 Iubeam copila�ii �ia. 88 00:06:38,335 --> 00:06:40,769 Grozave �mbr��i��ri. �i z�mbetele lor? 89 00:06:40,771 --> 00:06:43,305 ��i dau un motiv s� te treze�ti diminea�a. 90 00:06:43,307 --> 00:06:45,140 �n mod clar. 91 00:06:46,176 --> 00:06:48,343 - Te superi? - Sigur c� nu. 92 00:06:48,345 --> 00:06:51,046 ��i este permis s�-�i plac� b�utura. �n�elegi ce spun? 93 00:06:51,048 --> 00:06:52,748 Sigur. Desigur. 94 00:06:53,850 --> 00:06:55,751 De aia iubesc copii �ia. 95 00:06:55,753 --> 00:06:59,321 Dac� eram trist sau pu�in beat... 96 00:07:01,024 --> 00:07:02,825 Nu m� judecau. �n�elegi? 97 00:07:02,827 --> 00:07:05,961 Poate mi-am ales calea cu o bil� de 8... 98 00:07:05,963 --> 00:07:10,099 �i m-am trezit �n St. Pete cu jumate' de pisoi �ntr-o cutie de carton. 99 00:07:10,101 --> 00:07:11,834 Nu a contat. 100 00:07:11,836 --> 00:07:15,804 Micu�ii �ia... erau preg�ti�i cu �mbr��i��rile, mereu. 101 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:20,209 Mereu am crezut c� o abordare p�rinteasc� 102 00:07:20,211 --> 00:07:22,211 e mult mai bun� dec�t una autoritar�. 103 00:07:22,213 --> 00:07:23,946 De aceea o facem. 104 00:07:23,948 --> 00:07:26,048 Nu o facem pentru curve, asta e cert. 105 00:07:26,050 --> 00:07:29,084 Nu, nu, nici eu nu o fac pentru curve. 106 00:07:29,086 --> 00:07:32,855 S� nu mai aduc aminte c� pl�tesc pentru sex. 107 00:07:32,857 --> 00:07:35,290 La un club de striptease, ocazional, dar nu conteaz� a�a mult. 108 00:07:35,292 --> 00:07:37,493 Nu e nimic �n neregul� cu un club pentru gentlemani. 109 00:07:37,495 --> 00:07:39,495 Nu, chiar nu e. 110 00:07:39,497 --> 00:07:43,098 Eu unul sunt fan Odyssey 2001. 111 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:45,400 Ai fost acolo? La clubul de striptease? 112 00:07:45,402 --> 00:07:48,237 Cred c� l-am v�zut de pe autostrad�. Cu nava spa�ial�? 113 00:07:48,239 --> 00:07:50,172 - Da. Da. - Da. 114 00:07:50,174 --> 00:07:53,475 Un club bun de striptease trebuie s� aib� o tem� conving�toare. 115 00:07:53,477 --> 00:07:57,012 Altfel, e ca �i cum te-ai masturba �ntr-un depozit. �tii, nu? 116 00:07:58,982 --> 00:08:02,117 - Te superi dac� ��i dau ni�te sfaturi? - Te rog. 117 00:08:02,119 --> 00:08:05,120 Nu e un sfat legat de predat. E legat de via��. 118 00:08:05,122 --> 00:08:07,189 Bine, mi�to. 119 00:08:08,224 --> 00:08:10,959 Niciodat� s� nu faci dou� ilegalit��i �n acela�i timp. 120 00:08:10,961 --> 00:08:12,528 �mi place sfatul �sta. 121 00:08:12,530 --> 00:08:14,830 Pot s�-�i mai dau alt sfat? 122 00:08:14,832 --> 00:08:17,533 Nu te duce la un club de striptease din ora�ul �n care tr�ie�ti. 123 00:08:17,535 --> 00:08:20,402 - Nici m�car la Odyssey? - Mai ales acolo. 124 00:08:20,404 --> 00:08:23,138 De ce? Pentru c� devine obicei. 125 00:08:23,140 --> 00:08:26,308 �nainte s�-�i dai seama, opre�ti pentru o du�c�. 126 00:08:26,310 --> 00:08:30,412 �i barmanul ��i face b�utura favorit� �nainte s� i-o ceri. 127 00:08:30,414 --> 00:08:32,581 �ntr-o zi te treze�ti... 128 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:34,917 �i ghici ce se �nt�mpl�. 129 00:08:34,919 --> 00:08:37,119 Nu-mi dau seama, dar sun� r�u. 130 00:08:37,121 --> 00:08:39,421 E�ti �nsurat, omule. E�ti al dracului de �nsurat. 131 00:08:39,423 --> 00:08:42,925 �i so�ia ta? �nc� lucreaz� la club 4 nop�i pe s�pt�m�n�. 132 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:45,227 S� m� ia dracu. 133 00:08:47,363 --> 00:08:48,964 At�t am de spus. 134 00:08:48,966 --> 00:08:51,834 - Completeaz� aici. - Am adus un model. 135 00:08:51,836 --> 00:08:53,969 E bine, omule. 136 00:08:55,305 --> 00:08:57,573 �n regul�, Edward Cole. 137 00:08:57,575 --> 00:09:00,509 - Corect? - Eddie. Spune-mi Eddie. 138 00:09:00,511 --> 00:09:02,411 - Eddie. - Da. 139 00:09:02,413 --> 00:09:04,079 Ca Eddie Murphy. 140 00:09:05,181 --> 00:09:06,915 Ce vrei s� predai, Eddie? 141 00:09:06,917 --> 00:09:08,851 �ntr-o lume ideal�. 142 00:09:08,853 --> 00:09:10,452 M-am preg�tit s� predau matematica. 143 00:09:10,454 --> 00:09:14,623 Am predat geometria la facultate, iar echipa noastr� a ajuns �n final�. 144 00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:17,092 Bravo �ie. Treaba e c�... 145 00:09:17,094 --> 00:09:19,595 nu avem locuri libere. 146 00:09:19,597 --> 00:09:23,131 Trebuie s� fie ceva. 147 00:09:23,133 --> 00:09:24,266 Stai a�a. 148 00:09:25,468 --> 00:09:27,236 Chiar am ceva. 149 00:09:27,937 --> 00:09:30,005 S-a rezolvat. 150 00:09:31,474 --> 00:09:34,309 E pe strada 4 sau pe strada Fisk. Nu v�d bine. 151 00:09:34,311 --> 00:09:35,577 Fisk? 152 00:09:35,579 --> 00:09:37,479 Fisk. Pe strada Fisk num�rul 4. 153 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,349 Noroc. 154 00:09:42,619 --> 00:09:44,553 Am ob�inut slujba! 155 00:09:44,555 --> 00:09:46,421 Nu se poate, omule! 156 00:09:48,324 --> 00:09:49,958 O s� s�rb�torim. 157 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,927 Sunt a�a fericit� pentru tine. 158 00:09:51,929 --> 00:09:54,229 Da, da. 159 00:09:54,231 --> 00:09:56,965 Nu, nu, stai acolo. Ai grij�. 160 00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:58,567 �i ce slujb� e? 161 00:09:58,569 --> 00:10:02,304 Iart�-m�, nu vreau s� stau pe canapea a�a uleiat. 162 00:10:03,239 --> 00:10:06,208 E �n Tampa... Ora�ul Ybor. 163 00:10:06,210 --> 00:10:08,510 E un program extra�colar. 164 00:10:08,512 --> 00:10:10,579 E �n... E �n cartierul cubanez, corect? 165 00:10:10,581 --> 00:10:12,147 E chiar mi�to acolo. 166 00:10:12,149 --> 00:10:13,949 Da, da. Sunt �nc�ntat. 167 00:10:13,951 --> 00:10:15,651 E o comunitate brutal� totu�i, omule. A naibii de... 168 00:10:15,653 --> 00:10:17,552 Vei fi aproape de aeroport. 169 00:10:17,554 --> 00:10:19,221 �tiu. 170 00:10:20,256 --> 00:10:23,392 Nu vreau s� m� amestec, 171 00:10:23,394 --> 00:10:27,429 dar ar avea sens s� te mu�i mai aproape. 172 00:10:27,431 --> 00:10:30,999 Nu, nu. Dac� te mu�i, nu te voi mai vedea. 173 00:10:31,001 --> 00:10:33,568 Nu �tiu, omule. Pare o idee bun�. 174 00:10:33,570 --> 00:10:35,370 Un nou �nceput. 175 00:10:36,439 --> 00:10:39,141 Cel mai important e c� e�ti fericit. 176 00:10:39,143 --> 00:10:42,678 F� ce te face fericit, omule. 177 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:45,013 �i se vor mai �nt�mpla lucruri de genul. 178 00:10:45,015 --> 00:10:47,115 Fantezii sexuale pe roluri, omule. 179 00:10:47,117 --> 00:10:49,151 Ce roluri interpreta�i? 180 00:10:49,153 --> 00:10:51,286 - Cr�ciunul la pompieri. - Da, curcanul e pentru cin�. 181 00:10:51,288 --> 00:10:53,355 Dar care-i treaba cu elefantul? 182 00:10:53,357 --> 00:10:56,591 Scula mea intr� �n nasul lui. 183 00:11:29,326 --> 00:11:31,226 Salut, am venit s� v�d apartamentul. 184 00:11:31,228 --> 00:11:34,428 Apartamentul... �l vei iubi. Are de toate. 185 00:11:36,466 --> 00:11:39,601 Asta e. Palatul t�u, iubitule. 186 00:11:39,603 --> 00:11:43,171 Aici vei iubi, aici vei pierde. Totul e aici. 187 00:11:43,173 --> 00:11:44,673 �n regul�. 188 00:11:44,675 --> 00:11:47,242 Nenorocitule, pl�te�te chiria... 189 00:11:47,244 --> 00:11:49,711 sau vrei s� te fac boschetar? 190 00:11:49,713 --> 00:11:52,347 Pere�ii sunt sub�iri. 191 00:11:52,349 --> 00:11:53,715 S-a notat. 192 00:11:53,717 --> 00:11:56,618 Dar dac� te fu�i, nu fii timid. 193 00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:58,487 Nu m� deranjeaz� pu�in zgomot. 194 00:11:58,489 --> 00:12:01,356 Sunt... destul de lini�tit c�nd fac dragoste. 195 00:12:01,358 --> 00:12:03,592 Doar ��i spun, a�a, �mi place sunetul. 196 00:12:03,594 --> 00:12:07,562 Senzualitatea �i toate cele. �tii tu, via�a, �nt�mpl�rile. 197 00:12:07,564 --> 00:12:10,198 Da, poate fi lini�titor. 198 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,501 Vei auzi c�te ceva venind de la mine. 199 00:12:12,503 --> 00:12:14,569 Mai scot c�teva �ipete, dar nimic grav. 200 00:12:14,571 --> 00:12:18,373 Dac� se aud �ipete, sunt doar eu, �mi v�d de treaba mea. 201 00:12:18,375 --> 00:12:20,509 Sigur, sigur. 202 00:12:25,248 --> 00:12:27,516 - �l iau. - Perfect. 203 00:12:27,518 --> 00:12:30,652 Vino la bar jos mai t�rziu, s�-�i cuno�ti vecinii. 204 00:12:30,654 --> 00:12:32,421 Bine, sigur. 205 00:13:19,402 --> 00:13:21,303 Destul de mi�to muzica. 206 00:13:21,305 --> 00:13:24,573 Destul de mi�to? Iubitule, e cea mai mi�to. 207 00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:26,241 �i eu eram �ntr-o forma�ie. 208 00:13:26,243 --> 00:13:28,710 - La ce c�ntai? - La oboi. E f�cut din lemn. 209 00:13:28,712 --> 00:13:32,614 Omule, �tiu ce e un oboi. E un deflector pentru p�s�rici. 210 00:13:32,616 --> 00:13:34,583 E un magnet pentru p�s�rici, dar �n sens invers. 211 00:13:34,585 --> 00:13:36,718 Am fost �ntr-o forma�ie jazz, a�a c�... 212 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,353 Ai c�ntat la un oboi pentru jazz? 213 00:13:38,355 --> 00:13:40,889 Da, eram fan Kenny G. 214 00:13:40,891 --> 00:13:43,158 F�ceam c�ntece �n stil jazz pentru Cr�ciun. 215 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,726 Dar oboiul. 216 00:13:46,462 --> 00:13:48,396 Nu e ceva mi�to, nu-i a�a? 217 00:13:48,398 --> 00:13:50,799 Iubitule, chiar nu e. 218 00:13:50,801 --> 00:13:52,868 E �n regul�, p�pu��. 219 00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:54,669 Ce otrav� preferi? 220 00:13:56,272 --> 00:13:58,507 - D�-mi un whisky. - S-a f�cut. 221 00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:56,531 Salutare. 222 00:14:56,533 --> 00:14:58,400 Sunt domnul Cole. 223 00:14:58,402 --> 00:15:01,636 Sunt coordonatorul activit��ilor extra�colare. 224 00:15:05,308 --> 00:15:07,475 Ce vre�i s� studiem? 225 00:15:10,379 --> 00:15:13,682 Haide�i. Nu era�i aici dac� nu vroia�i s� studia�i ceva. 226 00:15:13,684 --> 00:15:14,849 Aici e deten�ia. 227 00:15:14,851 --> 00:15:16,451 Cum? 228 00:15:16,453 --> 00:15:19,321 Trebuie s� fim aici. Am f�cut prostii. 229 00:15:20,389 --> 00:15:22,691 - Da. - Pot s� m� duc p�n� la baie? 230 00:15:22,693 --> 00:15:24,426 Sigur, du-te. 231 00:15:25,628 --> 00:15:27,295 Vrei s� auzi cum c�nt rap freestyle? 232 00:15:27,297 --> 00:15:29,965 E grozav. 233 00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:31,833 Sigur, s� auzim. 234 00:15:31,835 --> 00:15:33,735 - Cum te nume�ti? Cole? - Da. 235 00:15:33,737 --> 00:15:36,438 D�-i drumul. 236 00:15:39,408 --> 00:15:41,776 � Domnului Cole �i place �n gaura� 237 00:15:41,778 --> 00:15:43,645 � Un pic maro, vrea s� mearg� mai jos � 238 00:15:43,647 --> 00:15:45,947 � Domnul Cole o suge pe dealuri � 239 00:15:45,949 --> 00:15:48,783 � P�s�rica fricoas� vrea s-o sug� pe deal � 240 00:15:48,785 --> 00:15:50,719 - Ajunge. - � Are una �n gaur�, �n ambele � 241 00:15:50,721 --> 00:15:52,387 De ajuns! 242 00:15:52,389 --> 00:15:54,389 Haide, domnule Cole, nu mai fii a�a curv�. 243 00:15:54,391 --> 00:15:57,592 Dac� mai folose�ti limbajul �sta, ��i voi suna p�rin�ii. 244 00:15:57,594 --> 00:15:59,327 Nu face�i asta. Nu pute�i. 245 00:16:02,499 --> 00:16:05,900 - Ce s-a �nt�mplat? E�ti bine? - Voi muri. Am cancer. 246 00:16:05,902 --> 00:16:07,736 Ce? 247 00:16:07,738 --> 00:16:09,337 S�ngerez. 248 00:16:09,339 --> 00:16:12,474 - Ce spui? - S�ngerez acolo. 249 00:16:12,476 --> 00:16:15,343 S�ngereaz� la p�s�ric�. 250 00:16:15,345 --> 00:16:17,512 Vino... vino cu mine. Haide. 251 00:16:28,491 --> 00:16:30,325 Le-am luat din cancelarie. 252 00:16:31,494 --> 00:16:32,894 Poftim. 253 00:16:33,963 --> 00:16:35,597 Ce fac cu astea? 254 00:16:35,599 --> 00:16:38,633 - E un tampon. - Nu �tiu ce-i asta! 255 00:16:38,635 --> 00:16:42,370 Doar... �l iei... �i �l pui �n�untru. 256 00:16:42,372 --> 00:16:43,672 Ce? �n nici un caz! 257 00:16:43,674 --> 00:16:46,675 Nu,e... Doar... Uite. 258 00:16:46,677 --> 00:16:48,576 E... 259 00:16:48,578 --> 00:16:50,645 Pot s�... Pot s�-�i sun p�rin�ii? 260 00:16:50,647 --> 00:16:53,915 Tata lucreaz�, �i... 261 00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:55,717 Nu am mam�. 262 00:16:56,919 --> 00:16:58,553 A�teapt� pu�in, bine? 263 00:16:58,555 --> 00:17:00,021 O s� sun pe cineva. 264 00:17:00,023 --> 00:17:02,724 A�tep�i pu�in? M� �ntorc imediat. 265 00:17:15,471 --> 00:17:18,340 Slav� Domnului, ai venit. 266 00:17:18,342 --> 00:17:20,575 Ea e prietena mea Ally. E asistenta medical�. 267 00:17:20,577 --> 00:17:22,510 V� va ajuta. 268 00:17:22,512 --> 00:17:25,480 Vino cu mine. Vei fi bine. 269 00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:39,394 Vrei s� bem ceva cu JT? 270 00:17:39,396 --> 00:17:42,597 - E un bar super sub apartamentul meu. - Da, sun� fain. 271 00:17:42,599 --> 00:17:45,367 Ce mai cau�i aici? 272 00:17:45,369 --> 00:17:47,902 M� �nt�lnesc cu sor�-mea, dar mereu �nt�rzie. 273 00:17:50,473 --> 00:17:52,607 Uite-o. 274 00:17:56,512 --> 00:17:58,413 Ea e sor�-ta? 275 00:18:12,094 --> 00:18:13,762 Salut, amice. 276 00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:17,532 - Bun�. - Bun�, eu sunt Ed Cole. 277 00:18:17,534 --> 00:18:19,634 - Lucrez la �coal�. - Sunt Pilar, sora lui Tito. 278 00:18:21,171 --> 00:18:23,805 - Ea e prietena mea Ally. - Bun�. 279 00:18:23,807 --> 00:18:25,507 Nu... 280 00:18:25,509 --> 00:18:27,108 Nu prietena mea. 281 00:18:27,110 --> 00:18:29,177 Bine. 282 00:18:29,179 --> 00:18:33,448 - E cu cel mai bun prieten al meu, deci... - Cred c� a �n�eles, Eddie. 283 00:18:34,717 --> 00:18:35,784 Corect. 284 00:18:36,919 --> 00:18:38,653 Deci... 285 00:18:39,021 --> 00:18:40,722 Cum merge treaba? 286 00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:42,857 Grozav. Bine. 287 00:18:42,859 --> 00:18:44,893 Da, mi�to. 288 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:53,067 - Vii des aici? - La �coal�? 289 00:18:53,069 --> 00:18:56,037 - Da. - Da, a�a cred. 290 00:18:56,039 --> 00:18:58,540 M� �nt�lnesc cu Tito aproape zilnic. 291 00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:00,575 Corect, da. 292 00:19:03,779 --> 00:19:06,014 Ar trebui s� mergem, nu, Ed? 293 00:19:06,016 --> 00:19:09,684 Da, avem planuri disear�, trebuie s� decol�m. 294 00:19:09,686 --> 00:19:11,719 Mergem la un bar super mi�to. 295 00:19:11,721 --> 00:19:13,721 Dac� vre�i... s� v� r�cori�i. 296 00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:16,224 S� ne r�corim? 297 00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:18,159 Da, s� ie�i�i. 298 00:19:18,161 --> 00:19:19,794 Nimeni nu spune "s� ne r�corim." 299 00:19:19,796 --> 00:19:22,697 Tito, fii dr�gu� cu profesorul t�u. 300 00:19:25,802 --> 00:19:29,537 S-o zbughim. 301 00:19:29,539 --> 00:19:31,473 E ma�ina noastr�. 302 00:19:33,075 --> 00:19:35,477 Da, am �i eu ma�ina mai �ncolo. 303 00:19:39,048 --> 00:19:41,249 La revedere. 304 00:19:41,251 --> 00:19:43,017 Pa. 305 00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:11,613 Era a�a speriat�, nimeni nu i-a explicat. 306 00:20:11,615 --> 00:20:14,115 Educa�ie sexual�, omule. Copiii �tia au nevoie de a�a ceva. 307 00:20:14,117 --> 00:20:16,918 E�ti sigur c� e�ti persoana potrivit� s� predai educa�ie sexual�? 308 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,320 Po�i s� predai educa�ie sexual� chiar dac� e�ti virgin. 309 00:20:19,889 --> 00:20:21,723 S-ar putea s� fii chiar mai bun. 310 00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:24,893 - Cine spune c� sunt virgin? - �mi pare r�u. 311 00:20:24,895 --> 00:20:27,896 S� se �tie, Eddie nu e virgin. 312 00:20:27,898 --> 00:20:31,232 A f�cut sex s�lbatic cu o canadianc� �ntr-o tab�r� de var�. 313 00:20:31,234 --> 00:20:33,167 Acum e model �n Toronto. 314 00:20:33,169 --> 00:20:34,302 - Da. - Uou. 315 00:20:34,304 --> 00:20:36,204 Dar ar fi timpul s�-�i revii. 316 00:20:36,206 --> 00:20:39,040 - Omule, �mi place de fata asta. - Dar nu a mers bine. 317 00:20:39,042 --> 00:20:42,176 - De ce? - A fost incomod de v�zut. 318 00:20:42,178 --> 00:20:44,312 Foarte incomod. 319 00:20:44,314 --> 00:20:46,281 Ca �i cum m-a� fi uitat la filmul porno cu Screech. 320 00:20:46,283 --> 00:20:48,550 Ai nevoie de un dans al ploii. 321 00:20:48,552 --> 00:20:50,685 Nu am nevoie de dansul ploii. 322 00:20:50,687 --> 00:20:52,554 Ce e dansul ploii? 323 00:20:52,556 --> 00:20:58,526 C�nd JT e �ntr-o stare proast�, g�se�te o fat� mai pu�in atractiv�, face sex cu ea, 324 00:20:58,628 --> 00:21:02,094 iar apoi �i picteaz� fa�a ca un indian �i umbl� gol prin apartament... 325 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,800 Ai blestemul secetei. E�ti �n Valea Mor�ii. 326 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,568 �i c�nd �ncepe s� plou�, toarn� cu g�leata. Trebuie s�... 327 00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:09,203 g�se�ti o fat�, s� distrugi blestemul secetei �i s� �nceap� potopul. 328 00:21:09,205 --> 00:21:11,906 Nu, e un sfat teribil. 329 00:21:11,908 --> 00:21:13,341 C�teodat� trebuie s�-�i murd�re�ti scula. 330 00:21:13,343 --> 00:21:15,743 �mi place s� am scula curat�. 331 00:21:15,745 --> 00:21:20,114 B�rba�ii indisponibili c�teodat� sunt mai atr�g�tori. 332 00:21:20,116 --> 00:21:23,785 Prin indisponibili, se refer� la b�rba�ii care t�njesc dup� p�s�ric�. 333 00:21:23,787 --> 00:21:26,654 �i cu toate c� �i-ai pierdut virginitatea �n tab�r�... 334 00:21:26,656 --> 00:21:28,690 �i toat� lumea crede c� nu e�ti virgin... 335 00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:32,660 dansul ploii va fi un lucru bun. 336 00:21:32,662 --> 00:21:34,062 Sari direct, porne�te motorul iar. 337 00:21:34,064 --> 00:21:36,998 Dar dac� �mi cobor standardele �i ies cu o fat� ur�t�, 338 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,133 nu crezi c� voi avea mereu parte de a�a ceva? 339 00:21:39,135 --> 00:21:42,103 Adu-�i aminte de femeia cu care m� regulam �n draci, cea �nainte de Ally. 340 00:21:42,105 --> 00:21:43,671 JT, sunt aici. 341 00:21:43,673 --> 00:21:45,940 - Ar�ta de parc� tr�ia sub un pod. - Da. 342 00:21:45,942 --> 00:21:48,676 Fata cu care m� desf�tam ar�ta precum un trol. 343 00:21:48,678 --> 00:21:50,244 Dar aveam parte de sex. 344 00:21:50,246 --> 00:21:55,049 �i asta, la un profund nivel biologic, hormonal, de p�s�ric� mirositoare, 345 00:21:55,051 --> 00:21:56,918 m-a f�cut atr�g�tor pentru ea. 346 00:21:58,053 --> 00:22:00,822 �i tu de ce e�ti atras de mine? 347 00:22:00,824 --> 00:22:02,790 Nu �tiu. Pur �i simplu sunt atras. 348 00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:04,359 Crezi c� a fost un fel de... 349 00:22:04,361 --> 00:22:06,794 atrac�ie profund�, hormonal�, mirositoare a sperm�? 350 00:22:06,796 --> 00:22:08,229 Asta-i o �ntrebare bun�. 351 00:22:08,231 --> 00:22:10,965 Dac� Ally mirosea a sperm�, te-ar mai fi atras? 352 00:22:10,967 --> 00:22:13,334 Da. Dac� eram �ntr-un bar �i aveam sperm� pe mine, 353 00:22:13,336 --> 00:22:14,969 ai mai fi venit la mine? 354 00:22:14,971 --> 00:22:17,839 - Nu prea cred. - Nici eu nu cred asta. 355 00:22:17,841 --> 00:22:20,208 Chiar credeam c� voi ave�i ceva special. 356 00:22:20,210 --> 00:22:22,276 �i c� sunte�i excita�i de pu�in sos alb. 357 00:22:22,278 --> 00:22:25,380 Vreau s� nu mai vorbe�ti despre oameni care �i dau drumul pe tine. 358 00:22:25,382 --> 00:22:28,249 Deci, de ce e�ti atras de mine? 359 00:22:30,986 --> 00:22:34,155 Pentru c� ��i place at�t de mult s� m� provoci �nc�t... 360 00:22:34,157 --> 00:22:36,824 e�ti �n stare s�-mi spui c� al�i oameni �i-au dat drumul pe tine. 361 00:22:36,826 --> 00:22:39,093 M� descurc grozav la asta, corect? 362 00:22:39,095 --> 00:22:41,996 Asta vreau �i eu... ce ave�i voi aici. 363 00:22:41,998 --> 00:22:45,199 P�i vezi, dac� vrei asta, trebuie s� �nceap� ploaia. 364 00:22:46,802 --> 00:22:48,870 Cunosc fata potrivit�. 365 00:22:48,872 --> 00:22:51,739 - Cine? - Era �n ultimul an c�nd eram boboci. 366 00:22:51,741 --> 00:22:54,942 Nebun�. �i nu cred c� s-a schimbat dup� liceu. 367 00:22:54,944 --> 00:22:58,079 - Serios? - Da, te rezolv� ea. 368 00:23:00,916 --> 00:23:03,685 Ce naiba e cu voi, b�ie�ii? 369 00:23:07,022 --> 00:23:08,890 Bine, oameni buni, 370 00:23:08,892 --> 00:23:11,059 ast�zi vom studia corpul uman. 371 00:23:11,061 --> 00:23:13,995 �tiu c� sunt multe argouri pentru organele cu pricina. 372 00:23:13,997 --> 00:23:17,165 - Gen fofoloanc�. - F� lini�te, Leon. 373 00:23:17,167 --> 00:23:20,301 E important s� �ti�i �i s� �n�elege�i termenii �tiin�ifici... 374 00:23:20,303 --> 00:23:23,304 ca s� v� respecta�i corpurile voastre, precum �i pe ale altora. 375 00:23:23,306 --> 00:23:27,909 De aceea, �n clas�, vom folosi denumirile potrivite pentru aceste organe. 376 00:23:27,911 --> 00:23:30,311 S� �ncepem cu anatomia femeii. 377 00:23:30,313 --> 00:23:32,180 Asta e vulva. 378 00:23:33,182 --> 00:23:34,816 S� v� aud. 379 00:23:34,818 --> 00:23:36,751 S� ne familiariz�m. 380 00:23:36,753 --> 00:23:38,419 Vulva. 381 00:23:38,421 --> 00:23:40,054 Bun. 382 00:23:40,056 --> 00:23:41,355 Da, Leon. 383 00:23:41,357 --> 00:23:44,826 - Mereu i se zice "labia majora"? - Da, Leon. 384 00:23:44,828 --> 00:23:47,188 �i dac� at�rn� mai mult? 385 00:23:48,397 --> 00:23:50,465 Mereu e labia majora. 386 00:23:50,467 --> 00:23:54,135 - Dac� arat� ca un pr�nz? - Tot labia majora i se zice. 387 00:23:54,137 --> 00:23:56,738 Dac� seam�n� cu o fa�� de bebelu� �ncruntat? 388 00:23:56,740 --> 00:23:59,173 Asta... tot labia majora e. 389 00:23:59,175 --> 00:24:02,510 - P�i, dac�... - Leon, mereu va fi labia majora. Bine? 390 00:24:02,512 --> 00:24:06,347 Doar ziceam �i eu, am v�zut rahaturi pe care nu le-a� descrie ca labia majora. 391 00:24:06,349 --> 00:24:09,984 - Ultima avertizare, Leon. - Anun��-m� c�nd ��i g�se�ti micul penis. 392 00:24:09,986 --> 00:24:12,053 St� deasupra bilu�elor tale. 393 00:24:12,055 --> 00:24:14,021 �n biroul directorului, acum. 394 00:24:14,023 --> 00:24:15,957 - Nu, nu, domnule... - Te-am avertizat, Leon. Du-te! 395 00:24:15,959 --> 00:24:17,525 Te rog, domnule Cole, tata m� v� omora. 396 00:24:17,527 --> 00:24:19,761 Du-te, Leon. 397 00:24:38,147 --> 00:24:39,947 Doar f�ceam conversa�ie. 398 00:24:39,949 --> 00:24:43,549 - Ar fi trebuit s� �tii, Leon. - �mi pare r�u. 399 00:24:47,023 --> 00:24:49,390 Ai o gur� spurcat�. 400 00:24:49,392 --> 00:24:52,360 O gur� spurcat�. 401 00:24:52,362 --> 00:24:55,402 Te-am �nv��at mai bine de at�t. Ar fi trebuit s� �tii. 402 00:24:55,864 --> 00:24:57,331 Po�i mai mult. 403 00:25:02,471 --> 00:25:05,473 Domnule, eu sunt Eddie Cole. 404 00:25:05,475 --> 00:25:07,475 Conduc programul de activit��i extra�colare. 405 00:25:07,477 --> 00:25:09,977 Preotul Marcus Hamilton. 406 00:25:09,979 --> 00:25:12,459 - Nu te speli pe m�ini? - M� scuza�i. 407 00:25:21,423 --> 00:25:24,158 �mi cer scuze pentru comportamentul fiului meu. 408 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:27,228 Nu e mare br�nz�. A�a sunt copiii. 409 00:25:27,230 --> 00:25:29,230 �i ce �nva�� copiii? 410 00:25:29,232 --> 00:25:31,399 Ne facem timp... 411 00:25:31,401 --> 00:25:34,969 s� discut�m despre problemele generale de s�n�tate la adolescen�i. 412 00:25:34,971 --> 00:25:37,305 - Ce �nseamn� asta? - P�i, 413 00:25:37,307 --> 00:25:40,374 Leon �i ceilal�i copii sunt la pubertate, 414 00:25:40,376 --> 00:25:43,144 �i nu �n�eleg chiar bine ce se �nt�mpl� cu ei. 415 00:25:43,146 --> 00:25:44,000 A�a c�... 416 00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:45,300 Deci �i spune�i fiului meu despre p�rul pubian? 417 00:25:45,481 --> 00:25:47,181 Nu. 418 00:25:47,183 --> 00:25:50,084 Nu crezi c� �i pot explica asta �i eu fiului meu? 419 00:25:50,086 --> 00:25:52,053 - Sigur c� nu. - Crede-m� c�nd ��i spun... 420 00:25:52,055 --> 00:25:54,956 Am o temeinic� �n�elegere a p�rului pubian. 421 00:25:56,191 --> 00:25:59,493 Genul �sta de discu�ii ar trebui purtate acas�... 422 00:25:59,495 --> 00:26:01,262 �ntre p�rinte �i copil. 423 00:26:03,131 --> 00:26:06,868 Nu cu un profesor pe care nu-l cunosc �i �n care nu am �ncredere. 424 00:26:09,605 --> 00:26:11,939 �n�eleg. 425 00:26:14,176 --> 00:26:15,977 Haide, Leon. 426 00:26:28,257 --> 00:26:32,260 - Ce faci, dr�gu�ule? - Salut. A�tept o fat�. 427 00:26:32,262 --> 00:26:33,628 Bine. 428 00:26:33,630 --> 00:26:35,630 O �nt�lnire aranjat�. 429 00:26:35,632 --> 00:26:37,565 Cred c� a venit. 430 00:26:37,567 --> 00:26:39,467 Hei. 431 00:26:39,469 --> 00:26:40,968 - Trish. Tu e�ti Eddie. - Bun�. 432 00:26:40,970 --> 00:26:42,650 Bun�. 433 00:26:46,174 --> 00:26:47,508 - �nc�ntat� s� te cunosc. - Scuze. 434 00:26:47,510 --> 00:26:49,176 Nu-i nimic. 435 00:26:50,045 --> 00:26:53,047 Mi�to localul �sta. 436 00:26:53,049 --> 00:26:55,209 Da. 437 00:26:58,253 --> 00:27:00,454 �i, ce faci zilele astea? 438 00:27:02,024 --> 00:27:04,464 Nu prea multe. 439 00:27:09,132 --> 00:27:11,399 Trebuie s�-�i m�rturisesc, ai o bluz� foarte dr�gu��. 440 00:27:11,401 --> 00:27:13,534 - Mul�umesc. - E o culoare foarte frumoas�. 441 00:27:13,536 --> 00:27:15,856 Negru. 442 00:27:17,272 --> 00:27:20,141 - ��i aduc ceva? - T�rie. Mul�umesc. 443 00:27:20,143 --> 00:27:22,243 - S� �ncepem petrecerea. - Bine. 444 00:27:22,245 --> 00:27:23,678 - Corect? - Da. 445 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,414 - Ce ��i place s� bei? - Orice. 446 00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:30,117 Au orice aici. 447 00:27:35,057 --> 00:27:37,091 ��i place s� sorbi? 448 00:27:37,093 --> 00:27:39,694 �mi place s� iau c�te o �nghi�itur� mare... 449 00:27:39,696 --> 00:27:41,936 Ah, deci a�a... 450 00:27:46,169 --> 00:27:50,972 �i p�rin�ii lucreaz�, �i reduc activit��ile extra�colare. 451 00:27:50,974 --> 00:27:53,607 E important. Trebuie s� le predau. 452 00:27:53,609 --> 00:27:57,445 De ce nu �mi predai mie ceva? 453 00:27:59,048 --> 00:28:01,048 Ce vrei s� �nve�i? 454 00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:04,218 Haide, domn profesor. 455 00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:06,120 Arat�-mi din ce e�ti f�cut. 456 00:28:07,390 --> 00:28:09,523 Ridic�-te. 457 00:28:12,227 --> 00:28:14,762 Nu cred c� ar trebui s� facem asta. 458 00:28:14,764 --> 00:28:16,530 E liber. 459 00:28:18,633 --> 00:28:20,668 - Stai pu�in. Aici? - Aici. 460 00:28:20,670 --> 00:28:22,703 Haide. 461 00:28:22,705 --> 00:28:24,405 Aici �n spate. 462 00:28:38,353 --> 00:28:40,154 Haide. 463 00:28:41,223 --> 00:28:43,257 Stai, mai bine mergem la apartamentul meu. 464 00:28:46,495 --> 00:28:48,529 Ai o pul� frumoas�? 465 00:28:48,531 --> 00:28:50,297 - Da. - Pe bune? 466 00:28:50,299 --> 00:28:52,500 Fac pariu c� pula ta are gust de bomboane. 467 00:28:52,502 --> 00:28:54,635 - Da, a�a e. - Da? 468 00:28:54,637 --> 00:28:56,237 Ce fel de bomboane? 469 00:28:56,239 --> 00:28:58,406 Cu arom� de pul�. 470 00:28:58,408 --> 00:29:00,775 �mi place asta. 471 00:29:00,777 --> 00:29:03,310 Corect. 472 00:29:06,815 --> 00:29:09,350 Ce? 473 00:29:09,352 --> 00:29:13,220 De ce m� folosi�i mereu? 474 00:29:13,222 --> 00:29:14,755 Cum? 475 00:29:14,757 --> 00:29:18,292 M� placi doar pentru c� ai aflat c� fac fela�ii bune. 476 00:29:18,294 --> 00:29:20,394 Nu, nu. Nici m�car nu �tiam asta. 477 00:29:20,396 --> 00:29:23,431 Ei bine, le fac. �i sunt foarte bune. 478 00:29:23,433 --> 00:29:26,673 - Grozav. - Mereu �i f�ceam fela�ii lui JT. 479 00:29:27,702 --> 00:29:29,804 Credeam c�-l iubesc, 480 00:29:29,806 --> 00:29:32,273 dar lui �i pl�ceau doar fela�iile. 481 00:29:32,275 --> 00:29:34,208 E�ti o persoan� dr�gu��. 482 00:29:34,210 --> 00:29:36,143 E�ti... e�ti a�a de treab�. 483 00:29:36,145 --> 00:29:38,179 Nu trebuie s� devenim intimi acum. 484 00:29:38,181 --> 00:29:40,815 Nu, nu, n-are nimic. 485 00:29:40,817 --> 00:29:44,185 Sunt a�a ciudat� c�teodat�. 486 00:29:44,187 --> 00:29:46,787 Scoate-�i pula. 487 00:29:46,789 --> 00:29:49,623 Nu, e bine. E �n regul�. 488 00:29:49,625 --> 00:29:52,293 Scoate-o afar�. E bine a�a. 489 00:29:52,295 --> 00:29:54,628 Chiar... chiar cred... 490 00:29:54,630 --> 00:29:56,630 Suntem bine a�a. 491 00:30:00,803 --> 00:30:02,670 Am �n�eles. Bine. 492 00:30:02,672 --> 00:30:04,572 E�ti homosexual. 493 00:30:04,674 --> 00:30:06,841 E�ti homosexual. 494 00:30:06,843 --> 00:30:09,363 - Nu. - Bine. Asta e... 495 00:30:20,856 --> 00:30:22,490 Mi-a spus c� sunt homosexual. 496 00:30:22,492 --> 00:30:25,126 Dumnezeule. �i te-ai sup�rat? 497 00:30:25,128 --> 00:30:27,528 - Da, m-am sup�rat. - De ce? 498 00:30:28,730 --> 00:30:31,398 Fata asta practic mi-a fost servit� pe o farfurie de argint. 499 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,201 Fii serios.C�nd Tonya Harding a intrat aici, 500 00:30:34,203 --> 00:30:35,736 o priveai de parc� s-a n�scut dintr-un ou. 501 00:30:35,738 --> 00:30:37,404 Nu erai interesat. 502 00:30:37,406 --> 00:30:39,540 Da, nu am pl�cut-o cu adev�rat, dar... 503 00:30:41,409 --> 00:30:43,511 C�teodat� trebuie s�-�i cobori standardele. �n�elegi? 504 00:30:43,513 --> 00:30:45,779 Nu, nu �n�eleg. 505 00:30:45,781 --> 00:30:48,582 Crezi c� dac� dau jos pantalonii unui b�rbat �i v�d un penis minuscul, 506 00:30:48,584 --> 00:30:51,619 �mi zic, "Ahh. �mi ajunge micropenisul �sta? 507 00:30:51,621 --> 00:30:54,755 O fat� trebuie s� m�n�nce." La dracu cu rahatul �sta. 508 00:30:54,757 --> 00:30:58,014 Nu am mai fost cu o fat� de o eternitate. 509 00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,099 - �i? - �i? 510 00:30:59,100 --> 00:30:59,927 Ce sunt eu? 511 00:30:59,962 --> 00:31:03,799 E�ti un b�rbat care nu a mai udat p�s�rica de ceva timp. 512 00:31:03,834 --> 00:31:05,299 Nu �nseamn� nimic. 513 00:31:05,301 --> 00:31:07,902 Am 23 de ani, dar m� simt de parc� am 15. 514 00:31:07,904 --> 00:31:10,304 Sunt falit, nu am slujba pe care o vreau. 515 00:31:10,306 --> 00:31:12,373 Nu am prieten�. 516 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:15,643 Eu m�... simt de parc� a�tept s�-mi �nceap� via�a. 517 00:31:15,645 --> 00:31:17,211 Las�-m� s�-�i spun ceva. 518 00:31:17,213 --> 00:31:19,280 Vrei s� fii b�rbat? 519 00:31:19,282 --> 00:31:21,782 Vrei s� zg�rii suprafa�a vie�ii? 520 00:31:21,784 --> 00:31:23,784 Nu te mai v�ic�ri. 521 00:31:23,786 --> 00:31:25,753 Nu asta fac b�rba�ii. 522 00:31:25,755 --> 00:31:29,256 Via�a va �ncepe pentru tine c�nd o �ncepi tu. 523 00:31:30,792 --> 00:31:32,493 Ridic�-te. 524 00:31:39,935 --> 00:31:44,705 Ast�zi vom discuta despre bolile cu transmitere sexual�. 525 00:31:44,707 --> 00:31:46,540 �mi pute�i spune vreuna? 526 00:31:46,542 --> 00:31:47,908 - Da. - Sculamentul. 527 00:31:47,910 --> 00:31:49,543 Sculament, corect. 528 00:31:49,545 --> 00:31:53,214 E acela�i lucru cu gonoreea. 529 00:31:54,950 --> 00:31:57,284 - Altele? - L��eii. 530 00:31:57,286 --> 00:31:58,852 L��eii, corect. 531 00:31:58,854 --> 00:32:01,488 L�tei e argou pentru p�duchii pubieni. 532 00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:05,960 - �n regul�. Altcineva? - Pic�tura verde. 533 00:32:05,962 --> 00:32:07,561 Pic�tura verde. 534 00:32:07,563 --> 00:32:09,723 Cred c� te referi la chlamydia. 535 00:32:12,467 --> 00:32:14,501 Mi�to. Mai multe. 536 00:32:14,502 --> 00:32:18,300 SIDA 537 00:32:19,441 --> 00:32:22,910 Cred c� �stea sunt toate bolile. 538 00:32:22,912 --> 00:32:25,279 Cred c� le-am notat pe toate, Fish. 539 00:32:25,281 --> 00:32:28,315 Abstinen�a... a nu face sex deloc... 540 00:32:28,317 --> 00:32:31,852 e singura cale s� prevenim transmiterea acestor boli, 541 00:32:31,854 --> 00:32:33,654 dar dac� deveni�i activi sexual, 542 00:32:33,656 --> 00:32:36,357 un prezervativ reduce aceste riscuri. 543 00:32:36,359 --> 00:32:38,459 Omule, e ca �i cum ai purta impermeabil �n du�. 544 00:32:38,461 --> 00:32:41,028 Ai grij�, Leon. 545 00:32:41,030 --> 00:32:42,400 Fratele meu spune c� prezervativele 546 00:32:42,450 --> 00:32:44,865 sunt pentru cei c�rora le e fric� s� se murd�reasc�. 547 00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:45,799 Bine. 548 00:32:45,801 --> 00:32:48,469 Acum, astea sunt doar ni�te denumiri scrise pe tabl�. 549 00:32:48,471 --> 00:32:50,791 S� d�m o fa�� bolilor astea. 550 00:33:13,762 --> 00:33:16,964 Folosirea unui prezervativ poate �mpiedica s� vi se �nt�mple lucruri de genul. 551 00:33:16,966 --> 00:33:19,800 Nu fac sex f�r� prezervativ. 552 00:33:19,802 --> 00:33:21,769 Nu vreau s� fac. 553 00:33:21,771 --> 00:33:25,306 Cine vrea s� �nve�e cum se folose�te un prezervativ? 554 00:33:26,908 --> 00:33:29,710 M� g�ndeam eu. 555 00:33:29,712 --> 00:33:31,612 Veni�i aici, lua�i o banan�... 556 00:33:31,614 --> 00:33:33,781 sau un castravete �i c�teva prezervative. 557 00:34:12,054 --> 00:34:13,921 Dac� vreau s� ies cu o fat�, 558 00:34:13,923 --> 00:34:18,425 c�te �nt�lniri trebuie s� avem �nainte s� facem sex? 559 00:34:18,427 --> 00:34:20,994 E�ti cam t�n�r s� faci sex. 560 00:34:20,996 --> 00:34:24,531 Mai bine mai a�tep�i c��iva ani. 561 00:34:24,533 --> 00:34:26,600 Nu, vreau s� fac sex. 562 00:34:26,602 --> 00:34:29,636 �n�eleg. Mul�i oameni vor, dar... 563 00:34:29,638 --> 00:34:32,706 Adic�, nu e... nu e nici o grab�. 564 00:34:32,708 --> 00:34:35,676 M� �nt�lnesc de ceva timp cu o fat�, Margarita, 565 00:34:35,678 --> 00:34:38,579 �i p�n� acum nu am avut parte dec�t de lab�. 566 00:34:38,581 --> 00:34:40,581 E destul de avansat pentru cineva de v�rsta ta. 567 00:34:40,583 --> 00:34:42,883 Ur�sc laba. E a�a dur�. 568 00:34:42,885 --> 00:34:45,519 Uite, punctul cheie e c� nu trebuie s� te gr�be�ti. 569 00:34:45,521 --> 00:34:47,654 Se va �nt�mpla la momentul potrivit. 570 00:34:47,656 --> 00:34:49,556 Omule, m� uit la lucruri de genul pe internet, 571 00:34:49,558 --> 00:34:51,959 �i oamenii �tia �ncep s� �i-o trag� aproape instantaneu. 572 00:34:51,961 --> 00:34:54,461 - La care te ui�i pe internet? - La cel cu dubi�a. 573 00:34:54,463 --> 00:34:57,164 Se nume�te Bangbus. Doi tipi dau roat� �i... 574 00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:59,633 Tito, lucrurile de genul �sta nu sunt reale. 575 00:34:59,635 --> 00:35:02,169 Fetele nu vor s�ri �ntr-o dub� s� fac� sex cu tine. 576 00:35:02,171 --> 00:35:04,071 Dar pare ceva real. 577 00:35:04,073 --> 00:35:07,541 Se duc la ni�te locuri precum mall-ul. Arat� exact ca un mall. 578 00:35:07,543 --> 00:35:09,743 S� vorbim despre asta mai t�rziu. 579 00:35:10,712 --> 00:35:12,613 Hei. 580 00:35:12,615 --> 00:35:15,182 Doar ca s� �tii, e�ti profesorul favorit al lui Tito. 581 00:35:15,184 --> 00:35:17,985 - Ce? - Haide, Pillar. 582 00:35:17,987 --> 00:35:20,821 Da, e adev�rat, mereu vorbe�te despre tine acas�. 583 00:35:20,823 --> 00:35:24,024 Spune c� e�ti cel mai bun profesor pe care l-a avut vreodat�. 584 00:35:24,026 --> 00:35:26,059 Mersi. 585 00:35:26,061 --> 00:35:29,563 Ar trebui s� vii la noi la cin� disear�. 586 00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:32,392 Mama vrea s� te vad�. 587 00:35:35,203 --> 00:35:37,738 Mi�to, mi-ar face pl�cere. 588 00:36:09,672 --> 00:36:11,705 Salut. Haide�i �n�untru, domnule Cole. 589 00:36:11,707 --> 00:36:13,807 Bun� seara! 590 00:36:13,809 --> 00:36:16,543 - E�ti profesorul lui Tito, nu? - A�a e. 591 00:36:16,545 --> 00:36:18,111 - Bine ai venit. - Bun�. 592 00:36:18,113 --> 00:36:19,980 Am adus �i ceva. 593 00:36:19,982 --> 00:36:21,682 Rom. 594 00:36:21,684 --> 00:36:23,817 S� bem ni�te rom pentru profesor. 595 00:36:23,819 --> 00:36:25,252 Sigur. 596 00:36:25,254 --> 00:36:28,689 Ce faci? Tu nu ai voie la rom. 597 00:36:28,691 --> 00:36:31,592 El e b�rbatul �n cas�, el �tie asta. 598 00:36:31,594 --> 00:36:35,529 Mereu �i spun, "Dragule, �nc� nu �tii ce �nseamn� s� fii b�rbat." 599 00:36:35,531 --> 00:36:38,699 Poate c� are must�cioar�, dar e �nc� un b�ie�el. 600 00:36:38,701 --> 00:36:40,133 Ave�i dreptate. Ar trebui s�-�i ascul�i mama. 601 00:36:40,135 --> 00:36:42,603 O musta�� nu �nseamn� c� ai �n�eles totul. 602 00:36:42,605 --> 00:36:44,538 A�a e. Noroc. 603 00:36:48,710 --> 00:36:50,777 - Unde e Hector? - �nt�rzie pu�in. 604 00:36:50,779 --> 00:36:53,046 - Va veni. - Hector, prietenul t�u? 605 00:36:53,048 --> 00:36:54,848 Da, o s�-�i plac�. 606 00:36:54,850 --> 00:36:56,850 - Mi�to. - Dac� Hector �nt�rzie, 607 00:36:56,852 --> 00:36:59,987 - trebuie s� m� aju�i cu cina. - Sigur. Cum v� pot ajuta? 608 00:37:03,124 --> 00:37:05,859 Stai chiar aici. 609 00:37:12,734 --> 00:37:15,736 Ia mirodeniile... 610 00:37:15,738 --> 00:37:18,539 �i freac�-le de carnea de porc. 611 00:37:27,716 --> 00:37:29,917 Freac� mai tare, domnule Eddie. 612 00:37:29,919 --> 00:37:31,885 Peste tot fundul. 613 00:37:31,887 --> 00:37:34,955 �n�untru. Da, intr� serios. 614 00:37:36,558 --> 00:37:38,559 Intr� acolo... 615 00:37:38,561 --> 00:37:41,595 - ca s� fie gustoas�. - E bine a�a? 616 00:37:43,298 --> 00:37:45,966 Calmeaz�-te. Bea ceva. 617 00:37:47,201 --> 00:37:48,936 E doar un porcu�or. 618 00:37:56,878 --> 00:37:58,845 - Bun�, dragule. - Hei. 619 00:37:58,847 --> 00:38:00,847 Facem cina pentru tine. 620 00:38:00,849 --> 00:38:02,969 Ce bine. 621 00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:07,120 Vrei ni�te rom? 622 00:38:07,122 --> 00:38:08,789 Sigur c� da. Adu-l �ncoa. 623 00:38:08,791 --> 00:38:11,072 Bun�, iubito. 624 00:38:13,761 --> 00:38:17,164 El e Eddie, profesorul favorit al lui Eddie. 625 00:38:17,166 --> 00:38:20,667 Da, a�a e. Profesorul. 626 00:38:20,669 --> 00:38:23,036 Be�i ceva. Noroc. 627 00:38:23,038 --> 00:38:24,998 Noroc. 628 00:38:28,343 --> 00:38:30,611 - �nc�ntat de cuno�tin��. - �i mie. 629 00:38:30,613 --> 00:38:32,779 �n mod oficial. 630 00:38:32,781 --> 00:38:36,216 - Cu ce te ocupi? - Sunt Dj. 631 00:38:36,218 --> 00:38:38,752 - Mi�to. - Da. 632 00:38:38,754 --> 00:38:41,321 Faci a�a c�nd e�ti la butoane? 633 00:38:41,323 --> 00:38:43,357 Nu, niciodat� a�a. 634 00:38:43,359 --> 00:38:45,692 Adic� tehnica ta e mai bun� dec�t a mea? 635 00:38:45,694 --> 00:38:47,060 Trebuie s� fii mai natural. 636 00:38:47,062 --> 00:38:48,962 Te chinui prea mult s� faci asta. 637 00:38:48,964 --> 00:38:51,198 Semeni prea mult cu un tip alb. 638 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,701 Sunt un tip alb. �i fac mi�carea cu pumnul a celor ca mine. 639 00:38:54,703 --> 00:38:56,870 Crezi c� sunt rasist�, nu? 640 00:38:56,872 --> 00:38:58,972 Mi-ar fi pl�cut s� fii mai deschis� la cultura mea. 641 00:38:58,974 --> 00:39:01,742 �mi pare r�u, voi fi mai deschis� la sugestii. 642 00:39:01,744 --> 00:39:03,377 Ce fel de muzic� pui? 643 00:39:03,379 --> 00:39:05,312 De obicei, reggaeton. 644 00:39:05,314 --> 00:39:06,980 Nici nu �tiu ce �nseamn� asta. 645 00:39:06,982 --> 00:39:09,216 E hip-hop latin. �n�elegi? 646 00:39:09,218 --> 00:39:11,418 Unde e�ti Dj? 647 00:39:11,420 --> 00:39:13,954 De obicei prin cluburile din zon�. 648 00:39:13,956 --> 00:39:15,956 Dar am c�teva spectacole prin Miami �n fiecare an. 649 00:39:15,958 --> 00:39:19,158 E foarte distractiv, ar trebui s� vii �i tu. 650 00:39:20,228 --> 00:39:23,096 Da, mi-ar pl�cea. 651 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,435 Pilar, am nevoie de ajutor �n buc�t�rie. 652 00:39:28,437 --> 00:39:29,803 Vin. 653 00:39:32,273 --> 00:39:34,708 Hei! Eddie! 654 00:39:34,710 --> 00:39:37,144 Bem ceva? 655 00:39:37,146 --> 00:39:38,178 Da, s� bem. 656 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:39,946 Bine, bine. 657 00:39:39,948 --> 00:39:42,149 Preg�te�te-te. 658 00:39:42,151 --> 00:39:45,152 �ncepem. 659 00:39:45,154 --> 00:39:47,421 Unu, doi, trei, 660 00:39:47,423 --> 00:39:49,690 patru. 661 00:39:50,358 --> 00:39:52,059 D�-i. 662 00:39:59,735 --> 00:40:02,869 Am fost la sala mai devreme, am ridicat greut��i. 663 00:40:02,871 --> 00:40:04,438 De aia am �nt�rziat. 664 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,940 Pe bune? Da, ai un fizic ca lumea. 665 00:40:06,942 --> 00:40:09,376 - Tu te antrenezi? - De fapt, da. 666 00:40:09,378 --> 00:40:11,478 �mi place... s� folosesc ergometrul. 667 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,380 Ce? 668 00:40:13,382 --> 00:40:15,782 Ma�ina de canotaj. Tortura. 669 00:40:15,784 --> 00:40:17,784 Da, cunosc. 670 00:40:17,786 --> 00:40:19,853 Nu am auzit niciodat� de ea. 671 00:40:19,855 --> 00:40:22,189 Deci, ascult�..., 672 00:40:22,191 --> 00:40:24,357 mereu vii s� iei cina la elevii t�i acas�? 673 00:40:24,359 --> 00:40:26,993 Nu, asta e prima dat�. 674 00:40:26,995 --> 00:40:29,362 Da. 675 00:40:29,364 --> 00:40:30,997 Nu �tiu, omule. 676 00:40:30,999 --> 00:40:33,300 Pare... Pare pu�in ciudat. 677 00:40:33,302 --> 00:40:37,337 S� fiu sincer, Pilar m-a invitat �i m-am g�ndit c� ar fi mi�to. 678 00:40:37,339 --> 00:40:40,173 Pilar te-a invitat. 679 00:40:40,175 --> 00:40:43,076 Pentru c� sunt profesorul favorit al lui Tito... 680 00:40:44,812 --> 00:40:47,147 Interesant. 681 00:40:48,082 --> 00:40:50,884 Poate data viitoare nu mai vii. 682 00:40:50,886 --> 00:40:52,919 Poate spui c� e�ti ocupat. 683 00:40:56,825 --> 00:40:58,859 Da, �mi pare r�u. 684 00:41:00,228 --> 00:41:02,996 Omule, nu �tii nimic. 685 00:41:02,998 --> 00:41:04,965 Hai s� mai bem una. 686 00:41:04,967 --> 00:41:06,767 Mai bea una cu mine. 687 00:41:18,380 --> 00:41:20,847 - E�ti bine? - Da. 688 00:41:36,198 --> 00:41:38,865 �i-a ie�it a�a bine �n seara asta, mama. 689 00:41:38,867 --> 00:41:41,267 Mul�umesc. 690 00:42:04,826 --> 00:42:06,326 �ncearc� unul. 691 00:42:07,295 --> 00:42:10,297 Nu o s-o fac�. E sc�rbos. 692 00:42:10,299 --> 00:42:12,265 Eddie, eu... 693 00:42:12,267 --> 00:42:13,934 Nu o f�. Eu una nu a� face-o. 694 00:42:15,102 --> 00:42:16,503 E bun? 695 00:42:16,505 --> 00:42:18,171 Nu, omule, e dezgust�tor. 696 00:42:18,173 --> 00:42:20,106 De ce �l m�nca�i atunci? 697 00:42:20,108 --> 00:42:22,843 Papi, eu m�n�nc ce vreau. 698 00:42:24,445 --> 00:42:26,513 �tii ce? 699 00:42:26,515 --> 00:42:29,416 �i eu m�n�nc ce vreau. Papi. 700 00:42:42,197 --> 00:42:45,866 Ce... Chiar nu credeam c� o s�-l m�n�nce. 701 00:42:45,868 --> 00:42:48,335 L-a m�ncat. 702 00:42:48,337 --> 00:42:49,936 Te sim�i bine? 703 00:42:49,938 --> 00:42:52,172 - Fii b�rbat, a�a. - Te sim�i bine? 704 00:42:52,174 --> 00:42:54,207 Da, da! 705 00:42:54,209 --> 00:42:55,369 Rahat! 706 00:43:04,886 --> 00:43:06,353 Ascult�, dr�gu�ule. 707 00:43:07,521 --> 00:43:09,956 Nu s-a terminat. 708 00:43:09,958 --> 00:43:11,558 �in s� te contrazic. 709 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,627 Am vomitat pe un b�rbat odat�. 710 00:43:13,629 --> 00:43:15,595 Chiar pe pula lui. 711 00:43:15,597 --> 00:43:17,497 - Serios? - Pe bune. 712 00:43:17,499 --> 00:43:19,633 Era s�rat�. M-am �necat. 713 00:43:21,003 --> 00:43:24,304 - �tii ce am f�cut? - Ce? 714 00:43:24,306 --> 00:43:27,974 I-am spus, "Omule, du-te, spal�-�i pula �i revenim." 715 00:43:28,976 --> 00:43:30,977 Nu te-ai l�sat b�tut�. 716 00:43:30,979 --> 00:43:33,546 M-a oprit pentru c�teva secunde pentru c� l-am pus s� se spele, 717 00:43:33,548 --> 00:43:35,181 dar nu m-a oprit de tot. 718 00:43:35,183 --> 00:43:38,518 Via�a merge �nainte. D�-o dracului. A�a e �n via��. 719 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:42,088 E�ti norocos, te �ndr�goste�ti de o femeie, 720 00:43:42,090 --> 00:43:44,157 ��i ver�i stomacul pentru ea �i pe ea. 721 00:43:44,159 --> 00:43:47,027 Adev�rat. E nevoie de curaj. 722 00:43:47,029 --> 00:43:49,696 Ai vrea s� fii cu o femeie pentru care nu ai bea jum�tate de litru de rom... 723 00:43:49,698 --> 00:43:51,398 �i nu ai m�nca un ochi? 724 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:55,035 - Apreciez asta, serios. - Dar are prieten. 725 00:43:55,037 --> 00:43:56,670 Omule, d�-l dracului. 726 00:43:56,672 --> 00:43:59,005 Mereu �ncepe �nainte s� se termine. 727 00:43:59,007 --> 00:44:02,075 �tiu. �i ea... e frumoas�. 728 00:44:02,077 --> 00:44:05,011 Dar pentru ea, sunt doar profesorul stupid al fratelui ei. 729 00:44:05,013 --> 00:44:06,646 Niciodat� nu vei �tii dac� nu �ncerci. 730 00:44:06,648 --> 00:44:08,281 �i un b�rbat nu poate tr�i a�a... 731 00:44:08,283 --> 00:44:10,550 �ntreb�ndu-te cum ar putea fi via�a. 732 00:44:10,552 --> 00:44:14,187 Trebuie s� fii topit dup� ceva. Fii nebun dup� ea. 733 00:44:14,189 --> 00:44:18,291 Trebuie s�-�i speli voma de pe pul� �i s� intri �n joc. 734 00:44:24,498 --> 00:44:26,232 Ei sunt JT �i Ally. 735 00:44:26,234 --> 00:44:28,034 Ne vor ajuta la lec�ia de azi. 736 00:44:28,036 --> 00:44:30,270 �mi place p�rul t�u, dr�gu�o. E�ti elegant�. 737 00:44:30,272 --> 00:44:33,006 Leon, aminte�te-�i, trebuie s� fim mai respectuo�i. 738 00:44:33,008 --> 00:44:35,275 Cum ziceam, iubito, �mi place mirodenia ta. 739 00:44:35,277 --> 00:44:38,311 Mi-ar pl�cea s� m� implic �n afacerile tale. 740 00:44:38,313 --> 00:44:40,280 R�core�te-te, r�h��elule. 741 00:44:40,282 --> 00:44:42,615 Bine, bine, s� ne calm�m. 742 00:44:42,617 --> 00:44:44,451 JT �i Ally ne vor ajuta s� �nv��m... 743 00:44:44,453 --> 00:44:48,722 cum s� comunic�m �n mod respectuos cu persoanele de sex opus. 744 00:44:48,724 --> 00:44:51,191 �mi place JT. Arat� a�a puternic. 745 00:44:51,193 --> 00:44:52,759 Arat�-mi mu�chii t�i. 746 00:44:55,330 --> 00:44:57,464 Abdomene, abdomene, 747 00:44:57,466 --> 00:44:59,632 Abdomene, abdomene! 748 00:44:59,734 --> 00:45:01,267 Abdomene, abdomene! 749 00:45:01,269 --> 00:45:04,471 Nu e locul potrivit pentru abdomene. Scuze. 750 00:45:04,473 --> 00:45:05,739 Mul�umesc. 751 00:45:05,741 --> 00:45:08,141 O s� facem perechi. Cine vrea primul? 752 00:45:10,478 --> 00:45:13,246 Vrei s� vii pe la mine s� vedem un film? 753 00:45:13,248 --> 00:45:15,582 Shelly, am impresia c� vrei s� m� invi�i la o partid� de sex. 754 00:45:15,584 --> 00:45:17,617 Asta vrei cu adev�rat? 755 00:45:17,619 --> 00:45:19,753 �mi plac pantofii t�i. Sunt super. 756 00:45:19,755 --> 00:45:22,675 F� pu�in mi�to de mine. Nu-mi mai spune ce grozav sunt. 757 00:45:23,224 --> 00:45:26,259 Fat�, �mi place pielea ta. 758 00:45:26,261 --> 00:45:27,761 Ce e asta, "T�cerea mieilor"? 759 00:45:29,798 --> 00:45:32,098 Dac� cineva �mi trimite o poz� cu penisul lui, 760 00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:33,800 trebuie s� trimit �i eu o poz� cu "V"-ul meu? 761 00:45:33,802 --> 00:45:35,635 Cum? 762 00:45:37,772 --> 00:45:39,506 E�ti sexi. 763 00:45:41,109 --> 00:45:44,244 Nu numai c� nu a fost creativ, 764 00:45:44,246 --> 00:45:47,313 dar aduce �i o senza�ie de violator. 765 00:45:47,315 --> 00:45:48,748 Asta vrei s� sugerezi? 766 00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:50,383 Pantofii t�i sunt rebuturi. 767 00:45:50,385 --> 00:45:52,385 Mama �i i-a luat de la mall? 768 00:45:54,523 --> 00:45:57,257 Bravo, bun� treab�. �mi place cum ai f�cut. 769 00:45:57,259 --> 00:46:02,062 Momentan, o s� �ncerc s� fut c�t mai multe gagici posibil. 770 00:46:02,630 --> 00:46:04,531 Nu e o idee bun�. 771 00:46:04,533 --> 00:46:07,133 Nu cred c� ar trebui s� chatuie�ti... 772 00:46:07,135 --> 00:46:08,635 cu nimeni care-�i trimite poze cu penisul lui. 773 00:46:08,637 --> 00:46:11,538 Dar �mi place de el. 774 00:46:11,540 --> 00:46:15,575 Nu ��i place tipul care trimite poze deocheate. Nu-i mai accep�i pozele.. 775 00:46:15,577 --> 00:46:17,243 Fetele trebuie s� fie unite. 776 00:46:17,245 --> 00:46:18,845 Nu lasa b�ie�ii s� intervin� �ntre voi. 777 00:46:18,847 --> 00:46:22,816 Singura diferen�� ntre voi e un penis, 778 00:46:22,818 --> 00:46:24,851 �i un penis nu e motiv s� fii sup�rat�. 779 00:46:24,853 --> 00:46:27,287 Nu �tiu dac� ai f�cut laba p�n� acum. 780 00:46:27,289 --> 00:46:29,222 Sincer, nu trebuie s� vorbim despre asta, 781 00:46:29,224 --> 00:46:32,559 dar sfatul meu pentru tine: 782 00:46:32,561 --> 00:46:36,296 f� cel pu�in o lab� �nainte s� iei orice decizie legat� de sexul feminin. 783 00:46:38,099 --> 00:46:40,333 Vreau s� aprind ni�te lum�n�ri, s� pun ni�te R. Kelly... 784 00:46:40,335 --> 00:46:42,235 �i s� m� implic emo�ional cu tine. 785 00:46:42,237 --> 00:46:44,571 Doamne Dumnezeule. 786 00:46:44,573 --> 00:46:47,440 Mi-a spus c� trei �nt�lniri �nseamn� un serviciu oral. 787 00:46:49,611 --> 00:46:52,712 - Nu e o �tiin�� exact�. - Asta mi-a spus. 788 00:46:52,714 --> 00:46:54,447 �i tu �i spui... �i spui f�r� servicii. 789 00:46:54,449 --> 00:46:56,349 Nu sunt servicii. Nu sunt servicii �n zona asta. 790 00:46:56,351 --> 00:46:58,351 E o zon� f�r�... E o zon� f�r� locuri de munc� libere. 791 00:46:58,353 --> 00:47:00,687 Asta s�-i spui. F�r� servicii. 792 00:47:02,790 --> 00:47:05,191 Doamne Dumnezeule, omule. 793 00:47:05,193 --> 00:47:07,861 Copiii �tia chiar au nevoie de tine. 794 00:47:07,863 --> 00:47:10,864 Omule, sunt la alt nivel sexual. 795 00:47:10,866 --> 00:47:13,500 �tiu omule. Treaba cu chatul... 796 00:47:13,502 --> 00:47:15,201 Sunt doar... ni�te m�gari, omule. 797 00:47:15,203 --> 00:47:17,370 To�i au penisuri �n telefonul lor. 798 00:47:17,372 --> 00:47:18,872 Vre�i s� bem ceva? 799 00:47:20,542 --> 00:47:22,909 Trebuie s� fiu singur o perioad�. 800 00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,255 Niciodat� n-am fost bun la asta. 801 00:47:36,657 --> 00:47:38,291 Bun�. 802 00:47:38,893 --> 00:47:40,593 Bun�, Pilar. 803 00:47:42,363 --> 00:47:44,464 �mi pare r�u pentru ce s-a �nt�mplat asear�. 804 00:47:44,466 --> 00:47:46,766 E �n regul�. 805 00:47:46,768 --> 00:47:50,637 Dup� ce am cur��at de vom�, ni s-a p�rut amuzant. 806 00:47:50,639 --> 00:47:53,439 Niciodat� n-am v�zut pe cineva s� vomite pe mama, a fost amuzant. 807 00:47:53,441 --> 00:47:55,708 Da, prea mult rom pentru mine. 808 00:47:57,311 --> 00:47:59,312 - Ce mai face Hector? - E un idiot. 809 00:47:59,314 --> 00:48:01,714 Tito, ne la�i pu�in? 810 00:48:04,451 --> 00:48:07,287 E bine, de fapt, lu�m o pauz�. 811 00:48:08,789 --> 00:48:10,890 Devenise prea posesiv. 812 00:48:10,892 --> 00:48:13,326 �mi pare r�u. 813 00:48:14,962 --> 00:48:16,763 Ce faci joi seara? 814 00:48:18,265 --> 00:48:19,832 E un bar mi�to sub apartamentul meu. 815 00:48:19,834 --> 00:48:21,601 Se c�nt� jazz afro-cubanez �n fiecare joi. 816 00:48:21,603 --> 00:48:23,503 Nu �tiu, dac� vrei s� vii. 817 00:48:24,705 --> 00:48:26,372 Sun� grozav. 818 00:48:26,974 --> 00:48:30,276 �n regul�. Atunci s�-i spunem �nt�lnire. 819 00:48:30,278 --> 00:48:33,980 - Da. - Adic�, e doar o ie�ire la un suc. 820 00:48:33,982 --> 00:48:35,815 Un fel de programare. Ca la carte. 821 00:48:35,817 --> 00:48:39,586 Dar voi pl�ti nota, deci... 822 00:48:39,588 --> 00:48:41,354 E o �nt�lnire. 823 00:48:42,890 --> 00:48:44,490 Da. 824 00:48:55,569 --> 00:48:57,971 Asear� m-am �mb�tat cu so�ia �i m-am uitat la "Modern Family". 825 00:48:57,973 --> 00:49:00,840 - Sun� dr�gu�. - �mi plac persoanele gay din show. 826 00:49:00,842 --> 00:49:02,508 E al dracului de grozav. 827 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:03,609 Sunt foarte amuzan�i. 828 00:49:04,610 --> 00:49:07,647 Dar te face s� te �ntrebi, cine st� deasupra. 829 00:49:07,649 --> 00:49:09,582 Da, nu ne spun asta �n show. 830 00:49:09,584 --> 00:49:11,718 Cam... e o mare c��ea, 831 00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:15,455 �i te g�nde�ti, "probabil e dedesubt." 832 00:49:15,457 --> 00:49:19,492 Dar e mai mare, nu e normal ca cel mare s� stea deasupra? 833 00:49:19,494 --> 00:49:21,494 Toat� treaba asta cu dominarea? 834 00:49:21,496 --> 00:49:22,962 Nu m-am g�ndit niciodat� la asta. 835 00:49:22,964 --> 00:49:24,697 Nici eu. 836 00:49:24,699 --> 00:49:28,635 - E o lume misterioas�, a homosexualilor. - Da, a�a e. 837 00:49:28,637 --> 00:49:30,470 Dar, s� fim one�ti. 838 00:49:30,472 --> 00:49:33,306 Ne-au pus �n umbr�. �tii? 839 00:49:33,308 --> 00:49:35,642 Adic�, �n orice noapte a s�pt�m�nii, pot avea sex. 840 00:49:35,644 --> 00:49:39,012 Doar te duci �ntr-un club cu ni�te tipi ar�to�i... 841 00:49:39,014 --> 00:49:43,416 Adic�, ar�to�i, musculo�i, 842 00:49:43,418 --> 00:49:45,585 �i pot s� �i-o trag�. 843 00:49:45,587 --> 00:49:47,754 De fapt, au �i o aplica�ie pentru asta. 844 00:49:47,756 --> 00:49:49,489 �nchipuie-�i dac� aveam noi o a�a aplica�ie. 845 00:49:49,491 --> 00:49:51,457 Ar fi... mult mai u�or. 846 00:49:51,459 --> 00:49:52,892 S-o lu�m mai u�or. 847 00:49:52,894 --> 00:49:56,362 Generaliz�m prea mult. 848 00:49:56,364 --> 00:49:58,765 Nu to�i homosexualii sunt curve. 849 00:49:58,767 --> 00:50:03,469 Cunosc c��iva, de fapt mai mul�i, care sunt �n rela�ii serioase... 850 00:50:03,471 --> 00:50:06,472 Ceva serios, �n�elegi? Angajamente adev�rate. 851 00:50:06,940 --> 00:50:08,775 - E dr�gu�. - Da. 852 00:50:08,777 --> 00:50:11,444 Dragostea... dragostea nu �ine cont de gen. 853 00:50:11,445 --> 00:50:12,545 Nu. 854 00:50:12,580 --> 00:50:16,482 Mi-ar pl�cea s� vorbim toat� ziua despre "Moder family", 855 00:50:16,484 --> 00:50:18,384 dar �tii de ce e�ti aici? 856 00:50:18,386 --> 00:50:21,554 Pentru un raport? O mic� verificare? 857 00:50:21,556 --> 00:50:23,323 Nu, omule. 858 00:50:23,325 --> 00:50:25,058 Ai c�lcat gre�it. 859 00:50:25,060 --> 00:50:26,793 Cum adic�? 860 00:50:26,795 --> 00:50:28,928 Preotul Hamilton a trecut pe aici ieri. 861 00:50:28,930 --> 00:50:31,364 E foarte sup�rat. 862 00:50:31,366 --> 00:50:33,099 �mpar�i prezervative la ora ta? 863 00:50:33,101 --> 00:50:34,801 Ce predai? 864 00:50:34,803 --> 00:50:38,671 Doar... probleme cu s�n�tatea �n r�ndul adolescen�ilor. 865 00:50:38,673 --> 00:50:39,872 Adic� educa�ie sexual�. 866 00:50:40,674 --> 00:50:42,342 P�i, da. 867 00:50:42,344 --> 00:50:44,844 Eddie, nu facem educa�ie sexual� �n cartierul �sta. 868 00:50:44,846 --> 00:50:46,479 E o problem� fierbinte. 869 00:50:46,481 --> 00:50:48,081 Preotul Hamilton a f�cut peti�ie. 870 00:50:48,083 --> 00:50:49,949 Continu� a�a �i ��i vor opri programul, 871 00:50:49,951 --> 00:50:51,818 �i tu... r�m�i f�r� slujb�. 872 00:50:51,820 --> 00:50:53,920 Copiii �tia trebuie s�-�i cunoasc� corpurile. 873 00:50:53,922 --> 00:50:56,456 Jum�tate din ei deja experimenteaz� sexul. 874 00:50:56,458 --> 00:50:58,491 Eddie, s�-�i spun adev�rul, 875 00:50:58,493 --> 00:51:00,727 m� doare-n cot ce predai tu. 876 00:51:00,729 --> 00:51:06,666 Hamilton organizeaz� o �edin�� de recuperare miercuri �n sala de sport a �colii. 877 00:51:06,768 --> 00:51:11,504 ��i sugerezi s� vorbe�ti cu el �i s�-�i prezin�i opinia. 878 00:51:11,506 --> 00:51:13,840 Bine, voi face asta. 879 00:51:20,881 --> 00:51:22,749 Mul�i elevi ast�zi. 880 00:51:22,751 --> 00:51:24,984 Le-am spus c� ne explica�i lucruri... 881 00:51:24,986 --> 00:51:26,586 legate de sex. 882 00:51:27,889 --> 00:51:30,990 Din p�cate, nu vom face asta ast�zi. 883 00:51:30,992 --> 00:51:32,658 Dar am c�teva jocuri de inteligen��, 884 00:51:32,660 --> 00:51:34,961 vom face c�teva. 885 00:51:46,173 --> 00:51:48,007 Nu �i tu, Leon. 886 00:51:48,009 --> 00:51:49,742 - Doar luam un pix. - Haide. 887 00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:51,811 Te v�d. 888 00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,194 Tito, pot s�-�i vorbesc afar� c�teva momente? 889 00:52:08,196 --> 00:52:09,695 Bine. 890 00:52:16,104 --> 00:52:18,638 Deci... 891 00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,140 Eu �i sora ta vom ie�i la o �nt�lnire. 892 00:52:21,142 --> 00:52:22,742 Ai ceva de obiectat? 893 00:52:22,744 --> 00:52:25,178 Serios? Ce vre�i s� face�i? 894 00:52:25,180 --> 00:52:28,014 Nu �tiu, �nc� m� g�ndesc. 895 00:52:28,749 --> 00:52:30,183 �ntrebare: 896 00:52:30,185 --> 00:52:32,652 ai erec�ie c�nd o vezi pe sor�-mea? 897 00:52:32,654 --> 00:52:34,921 Sau ai erec�ie acum, doar c� te g�nde�ti la ea? 898 00:52:34,923 --> 00:52:36,522 - Nu. - Serios? 899 00:52:36,524 --> 00:52:38,624 Da, nu am erec�ie. 900 00:52:38,626 --> 00:52:40,693 �n�elegi, cu mine e chestie de secund�. 901 00:52:40,695 --> 00:52:42,628 M� g�ndesc la Margarita, �i boom. 902 00:52:42,630 --> 00:52:45,965 Asta pentru c� e�ti la pubertate. Deci... 903 00:52:45,967 --> 00:52:49,135 Sper, omule. C�teodat� sunt o erec�ie umbl�toare. �n�elegi? 904 00:52:49,137 --> 00:52:51,377 De aia nu mai port pantaloni de trening. 905 00:52:52,539 --> 00:52:54,207 - Deci... - Nu e ciudat totu�i? 906 00:52:54,209 --> 00:52:59,479 C�nd aveam 10 ani, mereu m� �ntrebam, de ce nu mai poart� lumea trening la liceu? 907 00:52:59,481 --> 00:53:01,581 - �i acum �tiu de ce. - Foarte adev�rat. 908 00:53:01,583 --> 00:53:03,549 �i, e�ti de acord cu asta? 909 00:53:03,551 --> 00:53:05,618 Da, nici o problem�, omule. 910 00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:07,987 Mi�to. �n regul�, mul�umesc. 911 00:53:07,989 --> 00:53:10,623 S� ne �ntoarcem �n clas�. 912 00:53:10,625 --> 00:53:12,758 �ine�i minte, o dat� pe zi. 913 00:53:23,670 --> 00:53:26,138 - Domnule preot Hamilton. - Domnul Cole. 914 00:53:26,140 --> 00:53:28,241 M-am sp�lat recent. 915 00:53:28,243 --> 00:53:29,942 Cu ce te pot ajuta? 916 00:53:29,944 --> 00:53:32,845 Sper�m c� putem discuta despre activit��ile extra�colare. 917 00:53:32,847 --> 00:53:35,281 Aici e problema, domnule Cole. 918 00:53:35,283 --> 00:53:38,851 Nu cred c� sexul sau ceva legat de sex ar trebui predat �n �coli. 919 00:53:38,853 --> 00:53:41,721 - �n�eleg de ce crede�i asta... - Nu prea cred. 920 00:53:41,723 --> 00:53:44,023 Pentru c� nu sunt un avocat al Bibliei. 921 00:53:44,025 --> 00:53:45,858 Nu cred c� e ceva gre�it �n a face sex. 922 00:53:45,860 --> 00:53:48,628 Sexul e ceva minunat. Iubesc sexul. 923 00:53:48,630 --> 00:53:50,596 Fac dragoste cu so�ia mea �n mod frecvent. 924 00:53:52,066 --> 00:53:54,567 E ceva grozav c� ai parte de a�a ceva �n mariajul t�u. 925 00:53:54,569 --> 00:53:58,638 Dar sexul e dragoste, �i dragostea e Dumnezeu. 926 00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:00,273 �i s� predai sex f�r� Dumnezeu e gre�it... 927 00:54:00,275 --> 00:54:02,575 pentru c� predai o formul�... 928 00:54:02,577 --> 00:54:04,310 un schimb mecanic de fluide, 929 00:54:04,312 --> 00:54:06,546 �i dac� copiii v�d lucrurile a�a, 930 00:54:06,548 --> 00:54:09,315 o vor face, devreme �i des. 931 00:54:09,317 --> 00:54:11,751 Pute�i veni s� participa�i la o or�, 932 00:54:11,753 --> 00:54:13,753 chiar cred c� dac� vede�i cu ochii dvs, 933 00:54:13,755 --> 00:54:16,255 v-a�i da seama c� abord�m subiectul cu respectul... 934 00:54:16,257 --> 00:54:19,091 �i sensibilitatea care o merit�. 935 00:54:19,093 --> 00:54:22,194 Bine, domnule Cole. ��i dau aceast� �ans�. 936 00:54:22,196 --> 00:54:24,163 Grozav, mul�umesc. 937 00:54:26,266 --> 00:54:28,935 - S-a b�gat. - �ntoarce-le. 938 00:54:28,937 --> 00:54:31,037 Am full! Nenorocitule. 939 00:54:34,175 --> 00:54:37,043 Hei! 940 00:54:37,045 --> 00:54:38,711 Cum merge treaba? 941 00:54:38,713 --> 00:54:40,746 - Cum e nou� cas�? - Omule. 942 00:54:40,748 --> 00:54:42,248 A�i botezat patul? 943 00:54:42,250 --> 00:54:45,251 - Am �nt�lnire cu ea, se �nt�mpl�. - Ce? 944 00:54:45,253 --> 00:54:48,187 Te conduc p�rin�ii la mall? 945 00:54:48,189 --> 00:54:51,591 Poate la a doua �nt�lnire te joci cu dege�elul, la cinema. 946 00:54:51,593 --> 00:54:55,127 Nu m� gr�besc, omule. Chiar �mi place fata. 947 00:54:56,029 --> 00:54:57,730 �mi place stilul t�u, Ed. 948 00:54:57,732 --> 00:54:59,932 - Mersi. - Nu, �mi place. 949 00:54:59,934 --> 00:55:02,101 E o viziune nobil� asupra situa�iei. 950 00:55:02,103 --> 00:55:05,738 - Iar �ncepem. - B�ga�i-o �n fund, Hank, e important. 951 00:55:07,808 --> 00:55:10,343 Fii atent. C�nd sunt �n pat cu so�ia mea, 952 00:55:10,345 --> 00:55:13,346 ea doarme �i eu m� uit la ea... 953 00:55:13,348 --> 00:55:15,715 �i imediat ce-�i deschide ochii... 954 00:55:15,717 --> 00:55:18,751 Te a�ezi pe fa�a ei. Bun� diminea�a, Vietnam! 955 00:55:18,753 --> 00:55:21,153 JT, �ncerc s� port o discu�ie. 956 00:55:21,155 --> 00:55:22,922 Opre�te-te. 957 00:55:22,924 --> 00:55:26,892 Ce vreau s�-�i spun, imediat ce-�i deschide ochii, 958 00:55:26,894 --> 00:55:30,296 e dragoste adev�rat�. 959 00:55:30,298 --> 00:55:35,334 �i ne �ndr�gostim mereu, �n fiecare zi. 960 00:55:35,336 --> 00:55:38,638 Jimmy, arat�-i poza. 961 00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,840 Da, da. 962 00:55:40,842 --> 00:55:44,176 Uit�-te atent aici. E natural. 963 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,981 Maternitatea e un lucru frumos. Nu-i a�a? 964 00:55:48,983 --> 00:55:51,384 - Las�-m� s� v�d �i eu. - Ai v�zut-o deja. 965 00:55:51,386 --> 00:55:54,086 - E so�ia ta? - Fii cuminte. 966 00:55:55,122 --> 00:55:57,123 Sunt adev�ra�i? 967 00:55:57,125 --> 00:55:59,792 - E mama copilului meu, gaozarule. - Sunt gelos. 968 00:55:59,794 --> 00:56:02,361 - Rezolv�m asta pe loc. - Jimmy, calmeaz�-te. 969 00:56:02,363 --> 00:56:06,365 Ar��i ��ele ei tuturor din ora�, nu-l po�i �nvinov��i. 970 00:56:06,367 --> 00:56:10,369 - E adev�rat. - Eddie? Vino la mine �n birou. 971 00:56:10,371 --> 00:56:15,841 Tu crezi c� dragostea �i sexul obraznic se exclud reciproc. 972 00:56:15,843 --> 00:56:18,144 O iubesc pe Ally, dar asta nu m� opre�te... 973 00:56:18,146 --> 00:56:21,013 nu m� opre�te s� am ditamai erec�ia �i s-o fut ca pe ultima prostituat�. 974 00:56:21,015 --> 00:56:24,183 �tiu omule, �n�eleg. Dar fac asta �n stilul meu. 975 00:56:24,185 --> 00:56:26,719 Omule, s� m� fut �n stilul t�u. 976 00:56:26,721 --> 00:56:29,822 Stilul t�u te cost� 120 de dolari �n noaptea balului... 977 00:56:29,824 --> 00:56:32,191 �i se termin� cu boa�e albastre. 978 00:56:34,161 --> 00:56:35,928 A venit timpul. 979 00:56:35,930 --> 00:56:38,364 A venit timpul s� schimbi boa�ele... 980 00:56:38,366 --> 00:56:40,700 dintr-un albastru purpuriu �n roz pal. 981 00:56:40,702 --> 00:56:42,334 �n�eleg, omule. �i eu vreau. 982 00:56:42,336 --> 00:56:44,837 Doar c� vreau s� fie ceva special. 983 00:56:44,839 --> 00:56:46,939 �i va fi special... 984 00:56:48,308 --> 00:56:50,076 dac� ai din astea. 985 00:56:50,078 --> 00:56:51,777 Ce sunt? 986 00:56:51,779 --> 00:56:53,245 Cirea�a de pe tort, prietene. 987 00:56:53,247 --> 00:56:55,114 A trebuit s� cump�r o cutie �ntreag� s� pun m�na pe ele. 988 00:56:56,483 --> 00:56:59,018 Sunt f�cute �n Canada. 989 00:56:59,020 --> 00:57:01,187 �i-o fac mai mare, te fac s� rezi�ti mai mult... 990 00:57:01,189 --> 00:57:04,190 �i cel mai important, te fac s�-�i dai drumul ca un m�g�ru�. 991 00:57:05,792 --> 00:57:07,760 Ai dracu canadieni, omule. 992 00:57:07,762 --> 00:57:11,397 Ia una din r�ut��ile astea. F�r� ele vei rezista probabil 15 secunde. 993 00:57:11,399 --> 00:57:13,232 �i vrei s� fie ceva special, corect? 994 00:57:14,234 --> 00:57:16,035 - Da. - Grozav. 995 00:57:16,037 --> 00:57:18,838 �i c�nd ��i vei da drumul ca un profesionist, 996 00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:21,006 va fi super special. 997 00:57:25,812 --> 00:57:28,481 Ieri v-a�i notat �ntreb�rile, 998 00:57:28,483 --> 00:57:31,250 iar ast�zi le vom citi �i eu voi r�spunde. 999 00:57:31,252 --> 00:57:33,753 �ine�i minte, nu e nimic de care s� v� fie ru�ine. 1000 00:57:33,755 --> 00:57:36,388 Aici nu exist� termenul de �ntrebare stupid�. 1001 00:57:36,390 --> 00:57:39,225 Shelly, alege una... 1002 00:57:39,227 --> 00:57:41,761 �i cite�te-o cu voce tare. 1003 00:57:43,830 --> 00:57:46,065 Nu vreau s� citesc �ntrebarea asta. 1004 00:57:46,067 --> 00:57:48,300 E sc�rboas�. 1005 00:57:49,503 --> 00:57:54,306 Bine, o citesc eu. �i voi decide dac� e sc�rboas� sau nu. 1006 00:57:54,308 --> 00:57:58,844 "Poate un b�iat s� fac� pipi �n vaginul unei fe�e c�nd fac sex?" 1007 00:57:58,846 --> 00:58:00,846 �tiu, e amuzant, 1008 00:58:00,848 --> 00:58:02,782 dar e o �ntrebare bun�. 1009 00:58:02,784 --> 00:58:04,483 C�nd un b�rbat are erec�ie, 1010 00:58:04,485 --> 00:58:07,119 partea din uretr� care e conectat� la vezica urinar� se blocheaz�. 1011 00:58:07,121 --> 00:58:09,922 Deci, e imposibil pentru un b�rbat s� fac� ceva de genul. 1012 00:58:09,924 --> 00:58:12,558 Poftim. 1013 00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,927 Leon. 1014 00:58:14,929 --> 00:58:16,428 Cite�te-o tu pe urm�toarea. 1015 00:58:16,430 --> 00:58:18,711 Shelly, da�i-i cutia lui Leon. 1016 00:58:24,838 --> 00:58:27,373 Nu cred c� ar trebui s� citesc �ntrebarea. 1017 00:58:27,375 --> 00:58:30,943 Leon, e ora de �tiin�� aici. Nu exist� �ntreb�ri gre�ite. 1018 00:58:34,514 --> 00:58:36,048 Bine. 1019 00:58:36,050 --> 00:58:39,485 �ntrebarea e, "Ce e o stropitoare?" 1020 00:58:41,455 --> 00:58:43,055 Bine, bine... 1021 00:58:43,057 --> 00:58:46,158 E un argou pentru... 1022 00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:49,562 pentru c�nd o femeie... 1023 00:58:49,564 --> 00:58:53,165 ejaculeaz� �n timpul orgasmului, 1024 00:58:53,167 --> 00:58:56,168 despre care am vorbit deja, a�a c� e bun� �ntrebarea. 1025 00:58:57,237 --> 00:58:59,338 Urm�toarea. 1026 00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:01,473 Po�i s� r�m�i �ns�rcinat� c�nd faci sex pentru prima oar�? 1027 00:59:01,475 --> 00:59:05,044 Da, po�i. Dac� e�ti matura, po�i r�m�ne �ns�rcinat�. Urm�toarea. 1028 00:59:05,046 --> 00:59:07,880 Exist� boa�e albastre? 1029 00:59:07,882 --> 00:59:10,916 Dubla penetrare te poate l�sa �ns�rcinat�? 1030 00:59:10,918 --> 00:59:12,351 A�a ceva nu se cuvine. 1031 00:59:12,353 --> 00:59:14,453 Nu e o �ntrebare �tiin�ific�. Nu o s� r�spund. 1032 00:59:14,455 --> 00:59:17,990 Poate o dub� s� fie un autobuz pentru gangbang? 1033 00:59:17,992 --> 00:59:19,592 �tiin��. Vrem �ntreb�ri �tiin�ifice. 1034 00:59:19,594 --> 00:59:21,594 Ce gust are vaginul? 1035 00:59:21,596 --> 00:59:23,596 Tito, nu �ine de �tiin��. 1036 00:59:23,598 --> 00:59:25,464 Poate o shemale s� fac� sex cu ea �ns�i!? 1037 00:59:25,466 --> 00:59:27,900 - Fii serios. - �mi pare r�u, domnule preot. 1038 00:59:27,902 --> 00:59:30,236 Are gust bun un "tea bag"? 1039 00:59:30,238 --> 00:59:33,038 - Serios? - Are gust bun un tea bag? 1040 00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:35,908 - E ridicol. - Domnule preot. 1041 00:59:36,977 --> 00:59:38,611 Domnule preot, a�teapt�. 1042 00:59:38,613 --> 00:59:40,379 Domnule preot! 1043 00:59:40,381 --> 00:59:43,148 Preot Hamilton. Sta�i. 1044 00:59:44,951 --> 00:59:46,652 Clasa asta e o glum�, 1045 00:59:46,654 --> 00:59:49,355 iar dvs. domnule, sunte�i o glum� de profesor. 1046 00:59:50,657 --> 00:59:53,993 Nu voi suporta o sesiune de �ntreb�ri �i r�spunsuri ale elevilor... 1047 00:59:53,995 --> 00:59:56,962 inclusiv fiul meu... despre sexul oral. 1048 00:59:56,964 --> 00:59:59,431 Astea-s �ntreb�rile lor. Au nevoie de r�spunsuri. 1049 00:59:59,433 --> 01:00:02,368 Dac� eu nu le dau, cine o va face? Tu? 1050 01:00:02,370 --> 01:00:06,038 Te complaci cu ace�ti copii, domnule Cole. 1051 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:08,007 Le �ncurajezi cele mai rele instincte. 1052 01:00:09,276 --> 01:00:11,110 Ai avut o �ans�. 1053 01:00:11,112 --> 01:00:13,445 Doar mi-ai ar�tat c� asta nu poate continua. 1054 01:00:26,993 --> 01:00:28,994 Sperma are gust de m�ncare chinezeasc�? 1055 01:00:31,098 --> 01:00:33,218 Nu te prefaci c� nu �tii. 1056 01:00:41,408 --> 01:00:43,242 Am nevoie de un prezervativ. 1057 01:00:43,244 --> 01:00:45,377 Prietena mea vrea s-o facem. E preg�tit�. 1058 01:00:45,379 --> 01:00:48,647 Tito, e�ti prea t�n�r s� faci sex. 1059 01:00:48,649 --> 01:00:51,550 Voi �ncepe �n pozi�ia misionarului, ca s� m� uit �n ochii ei. 1060 01:00:51,552 --> 01:00:54,286 Dar apoi o facem �n stil c�ine�te. Voi face ravagii. 1061 01:00:54,288 --> 01:00:57,156 Opre�te-te, promite-mi c� nu vei face asta. 1062 01:00:57,158 --> 01:00:59,458 - De ce? - Pentru c� nu e�ti preg�tit. 1063 01:00:59,460 --> 01:01:02,299 Sunt sentimente reale implicate. E... 1064 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:03,900 Atunci despre ce e ora dvs? 1065 01:01:05,100 --> 01:01:07,633 E vorba s� te �nv��, ca atunci c�nd e�ti preg�tit, s� fii �n siguran��... 1066 01:01:07,635 --> 01:01:08,734 �i s� respec�i asta. 1067 01:01:08,736 --> 01:01:10,436 E o porc�rie. 1068 01:01:10,438 --> 01:01:13,706 - �mi pare r�u c� sim�i asta. - Tot o voi face, 1069 01:01:13,708 --> 01:01:16,008 �mi dai prezervativul sau nu? 1070 01:01:35,595 --> 01:01:37,196 Ai ochi frumo�i. 1071 01:01:38,732 --> 01:01:40,632 Ce culoare au? 1072 01:01:40,634 --> 01:01:43,674 Sunt alba�tri, cu pu�in galben �i verde. 1073 01:01:44,571 --> 01:01:46,138 Frumos. 1074 01:01:49,609 --> 01:01:51,276 Te sim�i bine? 1075 01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:56,749 �mi pare r�u. Am... Am avut o zi grea azi. 1076 01:01:56,751 --> 01:01:58,517 Se g�ndesc s�-mi desfiin�eze clas�. 1077 01:01:58,519 --> 01:02:04,423 Am predat educa�ie sexual� pentru c� am impresia c� trebuie s� �tie, 1078 01:02:05,725 --> 01:02:09,028 �i... am �mp�r�it prezervative prin clas�... 1079 01:02:09,030 --> 01:02:11,030 �i un p�rinte s-a �nfuriat pe mine. 1080 01:02:11,464 --> 01:02:13,699 �mi dau seama de ce. 1081 01:02:13,701 --> 01:02:15,734 �i �mi fac griji pentru fratele t�u. 1082 01:02:15,736 --> 01:02:18,136 De ce ��i faci griji? 1083 01:02:19,339 --> 01:02:21,573 Cred c� va �ncerca s� fac� sex �n seara asta. 1084 01:02:21,575 --> 01:02:23,809 Vorbe�ti serios? 1085 01:02:23,811 --> 01:02:26,111 Da. 1086 01:02:26,113 --> 01:02:28,473 De unde �tii c� va face sex? 1087 01:02:29,382 --> 01:02:31,550 Pentru c� mi-a spus, mi-a cerut un prezervativ. 1088 01:02:31,552 --> 01:02:33,819 - �i tu i-ai dat? - Da, ce era s� fac? 1089 01:02:33,821 --> 01:02:37,189 Nu �tiu, poate s�-mi fi spus mie, l-a� fi oprit. 1090 01:02:37,191 --> 01:02:39,224 �i de ce �mpar�i prezervative elevilor t�i? 1091 01:02:39,226 --> 01:02:41,827 - E foarte ciudat. - Dac� �mi cere �i eu spun altora, 1092 01:02:41,829 --> 01:02:43,429 data viitoare poate nu va mai cere, 1093 01:02:43,431 --> 01:02:45,464 �i va �ncerca s� fac� sex f�r� prezervativ. 1094 01:02:45,466 --> 01:02:47,800 Ajunge, trebuie s� ajungem acas� la mine acum. 1095 01:02:47,802 --> 01:02:51,002 Probabil e cu ea. Mama e plecat� �n seara asta. 1096 01:02:55,241 --> 01:02:57,443 - Tito! - Salutare. 1097 01:02:57,445 --> 01:02:59,511 - Ce face�i? - Ne uit�m la filmul "The notebook". 1098 01:02:59,513 --> 01:03:02,548 Margarita, te rog s� pleci. 1099 01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:05,484 - Eddie, �i tu trebuie s� pleci. - E�ti sigur�? Pot r�m�ne. 1100 01:03:05,486 --> 01:03:08,153 - Ai f�cut destule. - Cum? Ce vrei s� spui? 1101 01:03:08,155 --> 01:03:09,621 E vina ta. 1102 01:03:09,623 --> 01:03:11,790 I-ai dat un prezervativ �i l-ai �nv��at s�-l foloseasc�. 1103 01:03:11,792 --> 01:03:14,626 Dac� nu i-a� fi dat prezervativul, ar fi �ncercat s� fac� sex f�r�. 1104 01:03:14,628 --> 01:03:17,496 - Omule, m-a� fi putut retrage. - Nu, omule, nu po�i face asta. 1105 01:03:17,498 --> 01:03:20,365 - Nu merge. - C�teodat� s-o sco�i la timp merge. 1106 01:03:20,367 --> 01:03:23,569 Nu... Ce? Nu, nu merge a�a! 1107 01:03:23,571 --> 01:03:25,337 De asta avem nevoie de educa�ie sexual�. 1108 01:03:25,339 --> 01:03:26,539 Eddie. 1109 01:03:27,507 --> 01:03:29,541 Vreau s� pleci. 1110 01:03:31,111 --> 01:03:32,611 Serios? 1111 01:03:32,613 --> 01:03:34,346 Da. 1112 01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:40,586 �n regul�. 1113 01:03:53,733 --> 01:03:56,335 Unde te duci, fiule? 1114 01:03:56,337 --> 01:03:59,671 Crezi c� e mi�to s� te �nt�lne�ti cu prietena altuia, nu? 1115 01:03:59,673 --> 01:04:01,640 E o femeie matur�. Poate s� fac� ce vrea. 1116 01:04:01,642 --> 01:04:04,476 Taci dracului din gur�. Cine te crezi? 1117 01:04:04,478 --> 01:04:06,678 Sunt un om matur. Pot s� fac ce vreau. 1118 01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:10,749 Nu prea cred, �n seara asta ai �ncurcat-o. 1119 01:04:10,751 --> 01:04:13,318 - Cine mi-o va trage? - Eu. 1120 01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:14,853 O s� �i-o trag bine de tot. 1121 01:05:04,538 --> 01:05:06,672 Vrei companie? 1122 01:05:08,775 --> 01:05:10,709 Da, d�-o naibii. 1123 01:05:10,711 --> 01:05:12,411 Da. 1124 01:05:37,670 --> 01:05:39,504 M� doare capul. 1125 01:05:44,677 --> 01:05:46,378 Nu... 1126 01:05:47,447 --> 01:05:49,248 E �n regul�. Nu mai conteaz�. 1127 01:05:50,550 --> 01:05:53,385 De ce nu-mi spui cum preferi s-o facem? 1128 01:05:55,989 --> 01:05:58,657 Normal, cred... 1129 01:05:58,659 --> 01:06:00,325 Standard. 1130 01:06:00,327 --> 01:06:03,495 Ce-ar fi s�-�i sug penisul �la mare mai �nt�i? 1131 01:06:03,497 --> 01:06:06,865 - Da, bine...Stai s�-mi pun prezervativul. - Prezervativ? 1132 01:06:06,867 --> 01:06:10,269 Da. Nu �tii ce u�or e s� iei boala sexual� de la sexul oral? 1133 01:06:10,271 --> 01:06:12,904 - Nu, nu �tiam. - �n special sifilis. 1134 01:06:12,906 --> 01:06:15,507 50 % din transmisia sifilisului se face prin... 1135 01:06:15,509 --> 01:06:17,509 Dumnezeule! Ce e aia? 1136 01:06:17,511 --> 01:06:18,977 La dracu. 1137 01:06:18,979 --> 01:06:20,846 Nu din nou. 1138 01:06:21,500 --> 01:06:22,481 Doamne. 1139 01:06:24,482 --> 01:06:25,482 Acum �mi datorezi o sut� �n plus. 1140 01:06:25,483 --> 01:06:27,299 Nu mi se pare corect. 1141 01:06:37,964 --> 01:06:41,833 Deci, ��i iei b�taie, �i te duci s� fu�i o prostituat�? 1142 01:06:42,835 --> 01:06:44,503 Da. 1143 01:06:44,505 --> 01:06:47,873 Doar c� nu am futut-o, pentru c� nu era o ea. 1144 01:06:47,875 --> 01:06:51,576 Era un el, un tip... prostituat�. 1145 01:06:53,613 --> 01:06:56,381 �mi retrag sfatul de mai devreme... 1146 01:06:56,383 --> 01:06:58,383 legat de cobor�rea standardelor. 1147 01:06:58,385 --> 01:07:00,385 Acum trebuie s�-�i ridici standardele. 1148 01:07:00,387 --> 01:07:02,454 Nu �tiam c� era un tip. 1149 01:07:02,456 --> 01:07:06,925 - Era... �mbr�cat ca o fat�, una dr�gu��. - Nu �i-ai putut da seama? 1150 01:07:08,494 --> 01:07:10,329 M�inile lui erau aspre. 1151 01:07:10,963 --> 01:07:13,443 Ce ai f�cut cu m�inile lui? 1152 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,535 La dracu. 1153 01:07:17,470 --> 01:07:20,572 �nc� ai erec�ie, omule. 1154 01:07:20,574 --> 01:07:22,441 Po�i s� �ii o b�ncu�� cu chestia aia. 1155 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,000 Am luat pastilele alea. 1156 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:27,512 Ai luat pastilele pentru o prostituat�? Ce s-a �nt�mplat cu care-i numele ei? 1157 01:07:27,513 --> 01:07:29,950 Ziua asta a fost un dezastru. 1158 01:07:31,050 --> 01:07:34,686 Am ajuns s�-l urm�rim pe fratele ei ca s�-i bloc�m scula. 1159 01:07:34,688 --> 01:07:37,456 Iar apoi m-a izgonit pentru c� i-am dat prezervative. 1160 01:07:38,925 --> 01:07:40,659 Ciudat� �nt�lnire. 1161 01:07:41,828 --> 01:07:43,795 Sunt virgin, JT. 1162 01:07:46,132 --> 01:07:48,400 �tiu. 1163 01:07:50,403 --> 01:07:54,439 Nimeni nu crede c� ai futut canadianca aia �n tab�r�. 1164 01:07:54,441 --> 01:07:55,974 �i-era prea fric� s� vorbe�ti cu ea. 1165 01:07:55,976 --> 01:07:58,844 Era mult� tensiune. Ceva s-ar fi putut �nt�mpla. 1166 01:07:58,846 --> 01:08:00,779 Ascult�-m�, Eddie, 1167 01:08:00,781 --> 01:08:02,447 se va �nt�mpla. 1168 01:08:03,149 --> 01:08:05,517 Toat� lumea se fute. 1169 01:08:20,566 --> 01:08:22,934 Ora ta e suspendat� p�n� g�sesc pe altcineva. 1170 01:08:25,905 --> 01:08:27,506 Copiii au nevoie de asta. 1171 01:08:27,508 --> 01:08:29,107 Te plac, Eddie. Chiar te plac. 1172 01:08:29,109 --> 01:08:31,009 Dar ai dat-o �n bar� cu asta. 1173 01:08:32,845 --> 01:08:37,015 Sunt liceeni care fac sex, chiar �i acum, c�nd vorbim. 1174 01:08:37,017 --> 01:08:39,751 Nu chiar acum, dar... 1175 01:08:39,753 --> 01:08:41,153 �tiu, Eddie. 1176 01:08:41,155 --> 01:08:43,889 �tiu c� se fut acum, 1177 01:08:43,891 --> 01:08:46,158 dar tu e�ti terminat. 1178 01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:48,460 �mi pare r�u, nu pot face nimic. 1179 01:08:53,866 --> 01:08:55,467 Ai venit pentru un covrig? 1180 01:08:55,469 --> 01:08:58,170 Nu, iubitule, pentru tine am venit. Spune-mi. 1181 01:08:58,172 --> 01:09:00,692 Ce se �nt�mpl�? Unde ai fost? 1182 01:09:01,073 --> 01:09:03,475 Ei bine, 1183 01:09:03,477 --> 01:09:06,711 acum c�teva nop�i am luat b�taie, 1184 01:09:06,713 --> 01:09:10,582 iar apoi am pl�tit 70 de dolari �i era c�t pe ce s� fut un tip. 1185 01:09:10,584 --> 01:09:12,517 Un tip, cu o scul�. 1186 01:09:12,519 --> 01:09:15,554 - Apoi am fost concediat. - S� m� ia naiba. 1187 01:09:15,556 --> 01:09:18,123 Am o privire �ndep�rtat�? 1188 01:09:18,125 --> 01:09:19,925 Ca �i cum ceva m� b�ntuie? 1189 01:09:19,927 --> 01:09:21,993 Ar��i de parc� ai v�zut lucruri teribile. 1190 01:09:23,095 --> 01:09:25,664 Am nevoie s� fac sex m�car o dat�... 1191 01:09:25,666 --> 01:09:27,833 doar ca s� ob�in �ncrederea de care am nevoie. 1192 01:09:27,835 --> 01:09:33,672 Prostule, nu trebuie s� te mai ui�i la via�� ca la o list� cu lucruri de f�cut. 1193 01:09:33,674 --> 01:09:35,640 Nu te mai g�ndi dac� ai f�cut sau nu sex... 1194 01:09:35,642 --> 01:09:39,945 �i g�nde�te-te la ce ai de f�cut ca s� devii b�rbatul care vrei s� fii. 1195 01:09:39,947 --> 01:09:43,915 B�rbatul care vrei s� fii nu e doar cineva care a futut o femeie. 1196 01:09:43,917 --> 01:09:47,152 E cineva care �tie ce vrea �i se duce s�-l ia. 1197 01:09:47,154 --> 01:09:49,054 �ntreab�-te, 1198 01:09:49,056 --> 01:09:50,989 "Ce b�rbat vreau s� fiu?" 1199 01:09:50,991 --> 01:09:52,557 Un covrigar? 1200 01:09:52,559 --> 01:09:55,093 Nu, e un profesor. 1201 01:09:55,095 --> 01:09:56,695 S� fiu a naibii dac� nu-i a�a. 1202 01:09:56,697 --> 01:09:59,764 - Vrea s� m�n�nce un fund? - Nu, �n nici un caz. 1203 01:09:59,766 --> 01:10:01,700 Dar ar putea dac� vroia, 1204 01:10:01,702 --> 01:10:03,969 pentru c� �tie ce vrea. 1205 01:10:10,810 --> 01:10:11,843 Hei. 1206 01:10:16,516 --> 01:10:18,950 Am trecut pe aici s�-�i cer scuze. 1207 01:10:18,952 --> 01:10:20,619 Bine. 1208 01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:24,756 Ei bine, �mi pare r�u. 1209 01:10:24,758 --> 01:10:26,091 Bine. 1210 01:10:27,727 --> 01:10:30,929 Nu �mi dau seama ce fac. Chiar nu �tiu. 1211 01:10:30,931 --> 01:10:33,131 Doar �ncerc s� fac lucrul corect. 1212 01:10:35,234 --> 01:10:37,102 �n�eleg. 1213 01:10:39,805 --> 01:10:41,806 Te plac. 1214 01:10:41,808 --> 01:10:44,009 Chiar te plac. 1215 01:10:44,011 --> 01:10:47,879 Abia ne cunoa�tem, �i e�ti profesorul lui Tito. 1216 01:10:47,881 --> 01:10:50,815 Da, dar vreau s� tr�iesc �ntr-o lume �n care asta se poate �nt�mpla, 1217 01:10:50,817 --> 01:10:54,686 unde un tip poate s� cucereasc� o femeie cu gesturi m�re�e. 1218 01:10:56,022 --> 01:10:57,856 E foarte dr�gu�. 1219 01:11:00,059 --> 01:11:02,027 Iat� gestul meu m�re�. 1220 01:11:04,597 --> 01:11:06,097 Ce e asta? 1221 01:11:07,199 --> 01:11:08,900 E un oboi. 1222 01:11:18,678 --> 01:11:20,145 F�cut din lemn. 1223 01:11:58,951 --> 01:12:00,986 Nu e proiectat s� c�nte f�r� alte instrumente. 1224 01:12:01,921 --> 01:12:04,889 E �n regul�, a fost superb. 1225 01:12:05,891 --> 01:12:07,759 S� facem ceva, chiar acum. 1226 01:12:09,161 --> 01:12:11,763 Arat�-mi un loc din ora� care-�i place. 1227 01:12:13,232 --> 01:12:15,133 Bine. 1228 01:12:17,303 --> 01:12:19,237 Sunt crocodili �n r�ul �sta? 1229 01:12:19,239 --> 01:12:22,073 Haide. 1230 01:12:22,075 --> 01:12:24,376 Trebuie s� �tiu dac� e nevoie s� te protejez. 1231 01:12:24,378 --> 01:12:26,378 E�ti un mare lupt�tor contra crocodililor? 1232 01:12:26,380 --> 01:12:28,279 Da. �i-ai dat seama? 1233 01:12:28,281 --> 01:12:30,015 Mu�chii �tia mari. 1234 01:12:39,091 --> 01:12:41,993 Haide, o s�-�i ar�t locul meu favorit. 1235 01:13:01,681 --> 01:13:04,215 - Unde ai copil�rit? - Sarasota. 1236 01:13:04,217 --> 01:13:08,186 - �i-e dor de locul copil�riei? - E relativ aproape, m� pot �ntoarce. 1237 01:13:08,188 --> 01:13:09,821 M� refer la liceu. 1238 01:13:11,057 --> 01:13:13,191 - Nu prea. - Mie �mi e dor. 1239 01:13:13,193 --> 01:13:15,060 Am avut o gr�mad� de prieteni. 1240 01:13:15,062 --> 01:13:17,362 Sunt �nc� prieten� cu to�i. 1241 01:13:17,364 --> 01:13:21,299 Nu m-au �ncuiat prin vestiare sau ceva �n genul. 1242 01:13:21,301 --> 01:13:23,034 Nu eram b�iatul �la, dar... 1243 01:13:23,036 --> 01:13:25,937 Fac pariu c� erai un mare tocilar. 1244 01:13:25,939 --> 01:13:28,907 Da, am fost tocilar, a fost grozav. 1245 01:13:35,981 --> 01:13:38,883 Vreau s� te iau disear� �n clubul meu favorit. 1246 01:13:40,753 --> 01:13:43,221 Nu sunt adeptul cluburilor. 1247 01:13:43,223 --> 01:13:45,457 Haide. ��i va pl�cea. 1248 01:13:45,459 --> 01:13:48,126 Nu vrei s� vezi ce ai pierdut cu to�i copiii mi�to? 1249 01:13:50,197 --> 01:13:52,363 Sigur. 1250 01:13:52,365 --> 01:13:54,065 Bine. 1251 01:14:07,179 --> 01:14:08,880 Bobby! 1252 01:14:09,381 --> 01:14:11,049 Uit�-te la tine. 1253 01:14:11,051 --> 01:14:13,118 �ntoarce-te. E�ti fierbinte, fata. 1254 01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:15,153 Care-i treaba? 1255 01:14:15,155 --> 01:14:18,022 Suntem doar noi doi. E �n ordine? 1256 01:14:18,024 --> 01:14:21,292 Uite, tu e�ti bun�. 1257 01:14:21,294 --> 01:14:24,229 E nebunie �n�untru, deci, f�r� tipi. 1258 01:14:24,231 --> 01:14:26,397 Putem s� mergem la barul de sub apartamentul meu. 1259 01:14:26,399 --> 01:14:29,400 E �n regul� dac� intru �i salut c��iva prieteni? 1260 01:14:29,402 --> 01:14:31,169 Voi fi rapid�. 1261 01:14:38,845 --> 01:14:41,846 - Nu se �ntoarce, omule. - Cum? 1262 01:14:41,848 --> 01:14:45,183 Am mai v�zut asta de sute de ori. E a clubului acum. 1263 01:14:45,185 --> 01:14:48,119 Omule, sunt la �nt�lnire. Abia ne-am s�rutat. 1264 01:14:48,121 --> 01:14:49,387 - Abia v-a�i s�rutat? - Da. 1265 01:14:49,389 --> 01:14:50,989 Sunteti doar la �nt�lnire? 1266 01:14:50,991 --> 01:14:55,560 Auzi muzica aia? C�nd muzica aia va intra �n sistemul t�u cum intr� �n al ei... 1267 01:14:55,562 --> 01:14:59,531 Doamne. Simte muzica cu fiecare bucat� din corpul ei, omule. 1268 01:14:59,533 --> 01:15:01,432 Muzica e de vin�. Nu e vina ei. 1269 01:15:01,434 --> 01:15:05,303 �ampanie, bijuterii, caviar, haine de blan�... 1270 01:15:05,305 --> 01:15:07,338 Oamenii poart� haine de blan� f�r� nici un motiv. 1271 01:15:07,340 --> 01:15:08,940 Se �nt�mpl� rahaturi gen Stephen Hawking �n�untru, omule. 1272 01:15:08,942 --> 01:15:10,408 E o gaur� de vierme. 1273 01:15:10,410 --> 01:15:12,544 Atrac�ia ringului de dans... Nu se poate ab�ine. 1274 01:15:12,546 --> 01:15:14,979 Sex. Nu po�i uita de sex. Bine? 1275 01:15:14,981 --> 01:15:16,548 Sunt sup�rat, �i eu simt asta acum, �n�elegi? 1276 01:15:16,550 --> 01:15:19,384 A� prefera s� fiu �n�untru, dar sunt afar�, cu tine. 1277 01:15:19,386 --> 01:15:22,187 Uite ce vreau s� faci pentru mine, bine...? 1278 01:15:22,189 --> 01:15:24,355 Du-te acas�... E cea mai bun� �ans� a ta. 1279 01:15:24,357 --> 01:15:29,194 Du-te acas�, f� o lab� rapid�, culc�-te. 1280 01:15:29,196 --> 01:15:31,029 M� �ntorc imediat. 1281 01:15:33,032 --> 01:15:35,233 Uite cine e, �n ora� cu prietena mea. 1282 01:15:35,235 --> 01:15:37,902 - Nu vreau probleme, omule. - Serios? Ai g�sit probleme. 1283 01:15:37,904 --> 01:15:40,238 Omule, d�-te dracului! 1284 01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:42,607 Trebuie s� te caftesc iar�i, 1285 01:15:42,609 --> 01:15:44,909 p�s�ric� mic� ce e�ti! 1286 01:15:48,381 --> 01:15:50,515 Vroiam doar s� men�in ordinea. Asta e tot. 1287 01:15:50,517 --> 01:15:53,384 Nu am avut nici o leg�tur� cu asta, asta e opera�iunea mea. 1288 01:15:53,386 --> 01:15:59,100 Tipul alb a venit de nic�ieri, omule, ca un uragan, trecea prin oameni, 1289 01:15:59,300 --> 01:16:03,595 Vroia s� rup� pe cineva. L-a pescuit pe nenorocit. Tipul �la hispanic. 1290 01:16:03,597 --> 01:16:06,965 Dac� nu �tii ce-i asta, e c�nd ��i ia m�na a�a... 1291 01:16:06,967 --> 01:16:09,100 �i �i-o rupe ca pe un pe�te. 1292 01:16:09,102 --> 01:16:11,069 Dac� m� �ntrebi, el a c�tigat, omule. 1293 01:16:11,071 --> 01:16:14,138 A c�tigat lupta printr-o manevr� "c�rlig de undi��". 1294 01:16:18,210 --> 01:16:20,912 Omule, nu te mai �n�eleg. 1295 01:16:20,914 --> 01:16:23,348 Am apelat la favoruri printre prietenii mei din poli�ie, 1296 01:16:23,350 --> 01:16:26,384 dar de dou� ori �n dou� s�pt�m�ni, e prea mult. 1297 01:16:26,386 --> 01:16:28,086 Eu ��i spun "felicit�ri". 1298 01:16:28,088 --> 01:16:30,355 Se pare c� tr�ie�ti �n cele din urm�. 1299 01:16:30,357 --> 01:16:32,957 Nu am un loc de munc�, am spart recordul la arest�ri, 1300 01:16:32,959 --> 01:16:34,492 �i Pilar m-a l�sat balt�. 1301 01:16:34,494 --> 01:16:36,194 ��i spun eu, iubitule. 1302 01:16:36,196 --> 01:16:39,230 Uit� de femeie. Trebuie s�-�i recuperezi slujba. 1303 01:16:39,232 --> 01:16:41,366 - Nu poate, din cauza preotului �la. - Dumnezeule. 1304 01:16:41,368 --> 01:16:44,102 Cum se face c� sunt singura de aici care are ni�te dr�cii de boa�e? 1305 01:16:44,104 --> 01:16:47,238 Ai dreptate. Copiii �ia au nevoie de mine. 1306 01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:49,974 F�r� tine, vor �nv��a despre sex de pe internet, 1307 01:16:49,976 --> 01:16:51,643 iar internetul e un loc �ntunecat. 1308 01:16:51,645 --> 01:16:53,611 Lemonparty? E dezgust�tor. 1309 01:16:53,613 --> 01:16:55,213 Bukkake? Adic�... 1310 01:16:55,215 --> 01:16:57,515 Conceptul de bukkake. 1311 01:16:57,517 --> 01:17:00,251 Fetele vor crede c� e mi�to ca o ga�c� de tipi �mbr�ca�i la costum... 1312 01:17:00,253 --> 01:17:03,454 s� se l�b�geasc� pe fe�ele lor. 1313 01:17:03,456 --> 01:17:05,456 Nu cred c� trebuie s� v� mai spun �i vou� ca rahatul �sta nu se cuvine. 1314 01:17:05,458 --> 01:17:07,926 Voi vorbi cu Hamilton m�ine dup� �coal�. 1315 01:17:07,928 --> 01:17:09,968 Are o �nt�lnire la �coal�, el o organizeaz�. 1316 01:17:10,930 --> 01:17:13,410 Sunt cu tine, omule. 1317 01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:16,501 Trebuie s� fac asta singur. 1318 01:18:03,048 --> 01:18:04,582 Lua�i loc acolo. 1319 01:18:04,584 --> 01:18:08,686 - Ce cau�i aici? - Numele meu e Eddie Cole. 1320 01:18:08,688 --> 01:18:13,224 - A� vrea s� spun c�teva cuvinte. - E o �nt�lnire privat�, domnule Cole. 1321 01:18:13,226 --> 01:18:15,393 Trebuie s� vorbesc. Voi vorbi, bine? 1322 01:18:16,729 --> 01:18:18,997 C��i p�rin�i sunt aici? 1323 01:18:20,265 --> 01:18:23,434 R�spunde�i-mi la o �ntrebare, iar apoi voi pleca. 1324 01:18:25,170 --> 01:18:27,472 C��i dintre voi a�i discutat despre sex cu copiii vo�tri? 1325 01:18:27,474 --> 01:18:29,374 V� rog, ridica�i m�inile. 1326 01:18:31,610 --> 01:18:36,414 Unde crede�i c� �nva�� copiii despre sex, dac� nu de la voi, p�rin�ii, 1327 01:18:36,416 --> 01:18:39,317 sau de la mine, profesorul? 1328 01:18:39,319 --> 01:18:41,352 �nva�� unii de la al�ii... 1329 01:18:41,354 --> 01:18:43,454 sau din filme... 1330 01:18:43,456 --> 01:18:46,491 sau de pe internet, prin pornografie. 1331 01:18:46,493 --> 01:18:52,196 V�d imagini cu b�rba�i f�c�nd lucruri ciudate �i rele femeilor. 1332 01:18:52,198 --> 01:18:54,732 C�teodat� patru sau cinci in�i �i doar o fat�, 1333 01:18:54,734 --> 01:18:57,035 care fac lucruri inconfortabile, 1334 01:18:57,037 --> 01:18:59,370 care ar putea provoca r�ni. 1335 01:18:59,372 --> 01:19:02,607 Fetele �nva�� s� se a�tepte s� fie tratate ur�t de c�tre b�ie�i. 1336 01:19:05,110 --> 01:19:09,113 Adev�rul e c� poate nu sunt persoana potrivit� s� predau aceast� or�. 1337 01:19:09,115 --> 01:19:11,582 Nu am experien�a predatului. 1338 01:19:13,085 --> 01:19:15,319 Nici m�car nu am experien�� sexual�. 1339 01:19:18,791 --> 01:19:20,625 De fapt, sunt virgin. 1340 01:19:22,661 --> 01:19:26,097 Pare o nebunie s� predau educa�ie sexual�. 1341 01:19:26,099 --> 01:19:28,733 Dar ora asta e important�. 1342 01:19:28,735 --> 01:19:32,336 E cel mai important lucru pe care-l putem preda copiilor. 1343 01:19:36,275 --> 01:19:38,376 Domnul Cole e foarte important pentru noi... 1344 01:19:38,378 --> 01:19:40,478 pentru c� ne vorbe�te �n mod direct despre sex. 1345 01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:43,414 Da, credeam c� e normal �i u�or... 1346 01:19:43,416 --> 01:19:45,550 s� �nt�lnesc femei �i s� fac sex dac� am o dubi��. 1347 01:19:45,552 --> 01:19:47,518 Am �ncercat, omule. Nu e. 1348 01:19:48,488 --> 01:19:52,190 Acum �tim c� sexul privit a�a nu e normal. 1349 01:19:52,192 --> 01:19:54,292 �i nici m�car nu e o idee bun�. 1350 01:19:54,294 --> 01:19:57,762 Dac� faci sex cu cine ��i pic�, vei lua vreo boal�. 1351 01:19:57,764 --> 01:20:01,699 �i dac� se �nt�mpl� asta, vei face bubi�e pe labia majora. 1352 01:20:01,701 --> 01:20:05,303 Ce �ncercam s� spunem, sunt lucruri despre sex, �i c�nd te maturizezi... 1353 01:20:05,305 --> 01:20:07,472 e prea ciudat s� vorbe�ti cu tat�l t�u despre a�a ceva. 1354 01:20:10,576 --> 01:20:15,313 Te iubesc tat�, dar nu pot s� te �ntreb despre sex. 1355 01:20:15,315 --> 01:20:18,282 Pur �i simplu nu pot, dar �l pot �ntreba pe domnul Cole, 1356 01:20:18,284 --> 01:20:20,685 �i �tiu c� �mi va da un r�spuns... 1357 01:20:20,687 --> 01:20:23,554 c� dac� doi adul�i sunt de acord s� fac� sex anal, 1358 01:20:23,556 --> 01:20:27,592 o pot face, cu lubrificare adecvat� �i prezervative. 1359 01:20:27,594 --> 01:20:32,530 Cum s� am genul �sta de conversa�ie cu tat�l meu, preotul? 1360 01:20:34,466 --> 01:20:36,467 Avem nevoie de domnul Cole. 1361 01:20:36,468 --> 01:20:39,299 E virgin, 1362 01:20:39,404 --> 01:20:44,675 �i ora lui m� face s� realizez c� nu-i nimic �n neregul� dac� �i eu sunt. 1363 01:21:22,648 --> 01:21:23,915 Scuz�-m�, domnule Cole. 1364 01:21:23,917 --> 01:21:26,250 Te prind din urm�. 1365 01:21:26,252 --> 01:21:27,785 Mul�umesc pentru sprijin. 1366 01:21:27,787 --> 01:21:30,321 Chiar... te sus�in. 1367 01:21:35,661 --> 01:21:39,630 Anun��-m� dac� mai pot face ceva s� te sus�in. 1368 01:21:41,700 --> 01:21:42,833 Oric�nd. 1369 01:21:48,808 --> 01:21:50,341 Hei. 1370 01:22:05,691 --> 01:22:08,292 - Salutare. - Hei. 1371 01:22:08,294 --> 01:22:09,927 Felicit�ri. 1372 01:22:09,929 --> 01:22:12,563 Tito mi-a spus ce s-a �nt�mplat. 1373 01:22:12,565 --> 01:22:13,998 Da, mersi. 1374 01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:16,334 Mi-a spus ce ai mai zis �n clas�... 1375 01:22:16,336 --> 01:22:18,736 c� nu ai mai f�cut sex. 1376 01:22:18,738 --> 01:22:20,404 E adev�rat? 1377 01:22:21,573 --> 01:22:24,709 Este, �mi pare r�u. �tiu c� pare ciudat. 1378 01:22:27,980 --> 01:22:29,714 Opre�te-te. 1379 01:22:31,016 --> 01:22:32,817 Ce se �nt�mpl�? 1380 01:22:33,852 --> 01:22:35,653 Ce crezi? 1381 01:22:38,825 --> 01:22:42,026 Te a�tept�m la "The Hub". 1382 01:22:42,028 --> 01:22:44,262 O secund�, omule. Cobor imediat. 1383 01:22:44,264 --> 01:22:46,397 Haide! 1384 01:22:47,866 --> 01:22:50,801 Hai s� mergem jos la bar, s� s�rb�torim cu restul... 1385 01:22:50,803 --> 01:22:52,970 iar apoi ne �ntoarcem aici sus? 1386 01:22:52,972 --> 01:22:54,639 Vino �ncoace. 1387 01:22:58,877 --> 01:23:00,645 Vreau s� fiu prima ta femeie. 1388 01:23:01,613 --> 01:23:04,682 Omule, vin imediat! 1389 01:23:09,021 --> 01:23:11,389 Nu trebuie s-o fac chiar �n secunda asta. 1390 01:23:11,391 --> 01:23:13,524 Nu trebuie s-o facem doar ca s� fie f�cut�. 1391 01:23:13,526 --> 01:23:15,793 Nu e �sta un motiv bun? 1392 01:23:24,836 --> 01:23:27,471 Nu spun c� nu vreau s-o fac cu tine. 1393 01:23:27,473 --> 01:23:30,441 Doar c� nu e momentul potrivit. 1394 01:23:31,810 --> 01:23:33,511 De ce nu? 1395 01:23:33,513 --> 01:23:36,047 De ce nu mergem jos? Ascult�m ni�te muzic�. 1396 01:23:36,049 --> 01:23:38,049 �mi cuno�ti prietenii. Dans�m. 1397 01:23:38,051 --> 01:23:40,985 Chiar nu �mi place barul. 1398 01:23:40,987 --> 01:23:42,753 Ce? Serios? 1399 01:23:42,755 --> 01:23:44,989 Da, nu e genul meu. 1400 01:23:44,991 --> 01:23:46,691 Bine, atunci... 1401 01:23:47,959 --> 01:23:49,860 De ce nu ne... 1402 01:23:50,862 --> 01:23:52,630 futem chiar acum... 1403 01:23:57,736 --> 01:24:00,705 �i mergem la clubul din apropiere dup�? 1404 01:24:01,940 --> 01:24:03,641 �tii, 1405 01:24:03,643 --> 01:24:05,943 ultima oar� c�nd am fost la club, am r�mas pe dinafar�. 1406 01:24:05,945 --> 01:24:08,579 �tiu, dar va diferit de data asta. ��i promit. 1407 01:24:11,817 --> 01:24:14,885 - Da, dar... - Eddie, �ncerc s� te fac mai mi�to. 1408 01:24:17,489 --> 01:24:19,357 Nu sunt at�t de na�pa. 1409 01:24:20,459 --> 01:24:21,926 �tiu. Eu doar... 1410 01:24:24,730 --> 01:24:26,497 D�-o naibii. 1411 01:24:28,834 --> 01:24:30,501 Nu te �n�eleg. 1412 01:24:30,902 --> 01:24:32,403 Chiar nu te �n�eleg. 1413 01:24:32,405 --> 01:24:34,138 Po�i r�m�ne virgin. 1414 01:24:34,140 --> 01:24:36,107 Cred c� e �n regul�. 1415 01:24:36,109 --> 01:24:37,975 Bine. 1416 01:24:46,918 --> 01:24:48,886 La dracu. Am stricat ceva? 1417 01:24:55,026 --> 01:24:57,428 Se pare c� ai nevoie de ni�te bourbon, iubitule. 1418 01:24:57,430 --> 01:24:59,130 Cu ghea�� i pu�in suc? 1419 01:24:59,132 --> 01:25:00,831 Da. 1420 01:25:02,901 --> 01:25:06,003 Unde e dr�gu�a ta? 1421 01:25:08,006 --> 01:25:09,907 E dr�gu��, nu-i a�a? 1422 01:25:09,909 --> 01:25:11,609 Este. 1423 01:25:13,445 --> 01:25:14,912 I-am pus cap�t. 1424 01:25:16,481 --> 01:25:18,149 Nu �tiu ce e �n neregul� cu mine. 1425 01:25:18,151 --> 01:25:20,451 Se va �nt�mpla, Eddie. 1426 01:25:20,453 --> 01:25:22,586 Trebuie doar s� fii preg�tit, 1427 01:25:22,588 --> 01:25:24,422 iar apoi va fi u�or. 1428 01:25:25,690 --> 01:25:28,559 Are sens. 1429 01:25:29,795 --> 01:25:33,130 - S�-�i spun ceva. - Ce anume? 1430 01:25:33,132 --> 01:25:35,433 E�ti un b�rbat acum. 1431 01:25:36,868 --> 01:25:39,904 B�rb��ia nu �nseamn� s� vrei o femeie �i s� nu o ai. 1432 01:25:39,906 --> 01:25:43,974 Const� �n a avea femeia �i a realiza c� nu sim�i nebunia. 1433 01:25:45,210 --> 01:25:46,577 Da. 1434 01:25:47,078 --> 01:25:48,679 Nu e nici o ru�ine �n asta. 1435 01:25:48,681 --> 01:25:51,048 E mai mult� ru�ine �n a tr�i f�r� s� iube�ti. 1436 01:25:51,050 --> 01:25:52,716 Ai dreptate. 1437 01:25:55,821 --> 01:25:56,854 Mersi. 1438 01:26:03,162 --> 01:26:08,199 Omule! A �aptea or�, educa�ie sexual�, domnul Cole. 1439 01:26:08,201 --> 01:26:11,902 Ce m� va �nv��a nenorocitul �sta alb despre sex? 1440 01:26:11,904 --> 01:26:15,105 Stai a�a. �l ai pe domnul Cole la educa�ie sexual�? 1441 01:26:15,107 --> 01:26:18,209 Fiule, domnul Cole e adev�rat. 1442 01:26:18,211 --> 01:26:20,611 E cel mai adev�rat nenorocit. 1443 01:27:50,035 --> 01:27:54,338 Bun�. Sunt nou� suplinitoare de la corpul american de predare. 1444 01:27:54,340 --> 01:27:56,974 Bun�, bine ai venit. 1445 01:27:56,976 --> 01:27:59,777 E amuzant, de fapt sunt canadianc�. 1446 01:28:01,012 --> 01:28:03,681 Canadianc�? 1447 01:28:03,683 --> 01:28:06,717 Ai venit s� predai s�n�tatea �i dezvoltarea uman�. 1448 01:28:07,719 --> 01:28:11,989 Da, cred c� educa�ia sexual� e foarte important�. 1449 01:28:16,294 --> 01:28:19,597 Ei bine, ai venit �n locul potrivit. 1450 01:29:03,409 --> 01:29:05,309 Sunt copii care vin la ora asta... 1451 01:29:05,311 --> 01:29:08,245 �i ai impresia c� trebuie s� le explici chestii anatomice sau sexuale, 1452 01:29:08,247 --> 01:29:10,748 dar sunt mai avansa�i �n unele privin�e dec�t sunt eu. 1453 01:29:10,750 --> 01:29:12,049 Din ce cauz�? Din cauza internetului. 1454 01:29:12,051 --> 01:29:16,787 Doar cu pozi�ii sexuale obscure. 1455 01:29:16,789 --> 01:29:19,123 Mi-ar pl�cea s� �tiu ce �tiu copiii. 1456 01:29:19,125 --> 01:29:22,026 Cred c� e ilegal s� repe�i ceva... 1457 01:29:22,028 --> 01:29:23,994 sexual ce ��i spune un minor, 1458 01:29:23,996 --> 01:29:27,865 dar acum, c� m-am documentat �i eu pe internet c� s�-mi �nt�resc cuno�tin�ele, 1459 01:29:27,867 --> 01:29:31,235 simt c�... Simt c� am �mb�tr�nit cu 10 ani. 1460 01:29:31,237 --> 01:29:33,103 C�nd eram t�n�r, 1461 01:29:33,105 --> 01:29:35,806 doar f�ceai o aluzie c�tre fat�, "Oh, am o scul� mare." 1462 01:29:35,808 --> 01:29:39,376 - Ai sugera asta? - Da, dar doar at�t. 1463 01:29:39,378 --> 01:29:42,146 Pantalonii erau mai str�m�i pe vremuri. Probabil ai fi putut... 1464 01:29:42,148 --> 01:29:46,283 Da, a�a f�ceau b�rba�ii, �ndesau acolo un pantof sau ni�te folie. Categoric. 1465 01:29:46,285 --> 01:29:48,052 - Sau un pantof �ngust. - Un pantof �ngust? 1466 01:29:48,054 --> 01:29:50,421 Altfel arata de parc� aveai o scul� deformat�. 1467 01:29:50,423 --> 01:29:51,922 Nu vroiai s� le sperii. 1468 01:29:51,924 --> 01:29:53,757 Ca o gu�� sau ceva asem�n�tor. 1469 01:29:53,759 --> 01:29:56,293 E o dezordine. E... la naiba. 1470 01:29:56,295 --> 01:29:58,028 Ar fi trebuit s� �tiu asta, de la locul meu de munc�. 1471 01:29:58,030 --> 01:30:00,397 Unul dintre componentele testiculelor... 1472 01:30:00,399 --> 01:30:02,900 se umfl� a�a de mult �nc�t trebuie t�iat. 1473 01:30:02,902 --> 01:30:05,436 Unul dintre componente? Precum vasele deferente? 1474 01:30:05,438 --> 01:30:08,005 Ar putea fi vasele... Sau glanda lui Cowper. 1475 01:30:08,007 --> 01:30:10,040 La asta m� refeream c�nd m� pref�ceam c� �tiu, dar... 1476 01:30:10,042 --> 01:30:13,110 - �tiu de asta. - Prostat� �i glanda lui Cowper... 1477 01:30:13,112 --> 01:30:15,779 A� cerceta, dar nu-mi merge google-ul. 1478 01:30:15,781 --> 01:30:17,247 C�r�ile pe care ni le dau, trebuie s� facem rost de altele. 1479 01:30:17,249 --> 01:30:19,950 - Cele pe care le am sunt din 1983. - �tiu. 1480 01:30:19,952 --> 01:30:22,052 �nc� �i spun AIDS GRID. 1481 01:30:22,054 --> 01:30:25,022 De asemenea... E ru�inos. 1482 01:30:25,024 --> 01:30:29,126 - Bine - �nc� afirm� c� masturbarea e ceva gre�it. 1483 01:30:29,128 --> 01:30:32,496 Chiar �i maimu�ele se masturbeaz�. O fac. Cimpanzeii. 1484 01:30:32,498 --> 01:30:34,465 - Da? - Maimu�ele. 1485 01:30:34,467 --> 01:30:37,468 - Da? - Folosesc sexul ca... schimb. 1486 01:30:37,470 --> 01:30:40,404 κi fac favoruri sexuale �n coloniile lor. 1487 01:30:40,406 --> 01:30:43,741 Da, vor folosi prostitu�ia ca s� fie pace �ntre triburi. 1488 01:30:43,743 --> 01:30:45,209 - A�a o s� fac�. - Da. 1489 01:30:45,211 --> 01:30:47,845 - Uit�-te la... - Nu a� preda a�a ceva �n general�. 1490 01:30:47,847 --> 01:30:51,248 - Pare un �el de neatins. - Nu. 1491 01:30:52,417 --> 01:30:53,951 Mi-ar pl�cea s� lucrez �n primatologie. 1492 01:30:53,953 --> 01:30:55,486 E un fel de cur��are. 1493 01:30:55,488 --> 01:30:59,456 - C�nd fac cunilingus altei maimu�e. - Cur��are? 1494 01:30:59,458 --> 01:31:02,526 Da. 1495 01:31:02,528 --> 01:31:04,895 - E fascinant. - Da. 1496 01:31:07,398 --> 01:31:09,679 C� tot vorbeam de cur��are.. 1497 01:31:10,902 --> 01:31:16,140 - Ai avut vreodat� l��ei? - Nu. Interesant. 1498 01:31:16,142 --> 01:31:19,276 L��eii sunt... sau p�duchele pubian... e pe cale de dispari�ie. 1499 01:31:19,278 --> 01:31:23,413 - Bine! - Datorit� obiceiurilor moderne de cur��are. 1500 01:31:23,415 --> 01:31:25,249 Foarte pu�ini oameni au a�a ceva... 1501 01:31:25,251 --> 01:31:28,919 �n filmele pe care le-am g�sit �n educa�ie sexual�... 1502 01:31:28,921 --> 01:31:31,021 aveau o cantitate serioas� de p�r acolo jos, 1503 01:31:31,023 --> 01:31:33,857 nu asta e tendin�a �n vremurile noastre. 1504 01:31:33,859 --> 01:31:35,926 - Da. - Deci p�duchele e pe cale de dispari�ie. 1505 01:31:35,928 --> 01:31:37,528 - Asta-i bine. - Ca variol�... 1506 01:31:37,530 --> 01:31:40,364 - Ai avut... - Niciodat�. Nu. 1507 01:31:40,366 --> 01:31:42,950 - Bun. - Adic�, nu am verificat, 1508 01:31:42,951 --> 01:31:43,951 dar b�nuiesc c� mi-a� fi dat seama. 1509 01:31:43,969 --> 01:31:46,489 Probabil a� sim�i ceva. 1510 01:31:46,890 --> 01:31:52,890 Subtitrare: bucyfall-Subtitrari-noi Team www.subtitrari-noi.ro 1511 01:31:52,914 --> 01:31:57,914 Sincronizarea: killyou 116824