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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,302 --> 00:00:08,105 (silence) 2 00:00:25,022 --> 00:00:29,834 (upbeat accordion music) 3 00:00:44,909 --> 00:00:47,944 (hissing) 4 00:00:52,950 --> 00:00:55,151 (screaming) 5 00:00:55,152 --> 00:00:58,330 (coughing) 6 00:01:07,364 --> 00:01:11,102 (ominous music) 7 00:03:38,583 --> 00:03:40,717 There's our boy. 8 00:03:40,718 --> 00:03:43,019 Looks like he's ready to make some TV magic. 9 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:44,420 God help us all. 10 00:03:44,421 --> 00:03:47,056 Whoa, what did you guys do to the RV? 11 00:03:47,057 --> 00:03:49,693 Oh yeah, it's from our new marketing budget. 12 00:03:49,694 --> 00:03:51,861 Our mobile billboard. 13 00:03:51,862 --> 00:03:53,462 It's chilly. 14 00:03:53,463 --> 00:03:55,565 Okay, let's do this, come on, drive ahead. 15 00:03:55,566 --> 00:03:56,734 Dad! 16 00:03:57,602 --> 00:03:58,768 Dad, dad! 17 00:03:59,904 --> 00:04:02,005 Shit, take this. 18 00:04:02,339 --> 00:04:03,807 Hey. 19 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:07,376 Hey, you, get over here, it's freezing out here. 20 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:09,679 What are you doing? 21 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,548 I made a video for you, so did mom. 22 00:04:12,549 --> 00:04:14,417 So you're the little monkey... 23 00:04:14,418 --> 00:04:17,253 ...that stole my phone, I've been looking everywhere for it. 24 00:04:17,254 --> 00:04:19,355 Yeah, I wanted to make it a surprise. 25 00:04:19,356 --> 00:04:21,991 Well, it is, sweet face, thank you. 26 00:04:21,992 --> 00:04:22,926 I love you. 27 00:04:22,927 --> 00:04:23,660 Okay, get inside, it's freezing. 28 00:04:23,661 --> 00:04:25,062 Go go go go. 29 00:04:27,632 --> 00:04:28,898 Hey, I'm sorry. 30 00:04:28,899 --> 00:04:30,133 You weren't even gonna say goodbye. 31 00:04:30,134 --> 00:04:31,300 I didn't wanna wake you guys up. 32 00:04:31,301 --> 00:04:34,203 I just wanted to slip away, I'm sorry. 33 00:04:34,204 --> 00:04:35,905 Be safe, okay. 34 00:04:35,906 --> 00:04:39,269 (slow music) 35 00:04:53,991 --> 00:04:58,361 It's gotta be hard leaving sometimes, huh? 36 00:04:58,362 --> 00:05:00,465 Yeah, sometimes. 37 00:05:01,431 --> 00:05:02,899 Bill, how long we got? 38 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:05,669 Uh, about a seven hour drive. 39 00:05:05,670 --> 00:05:07,336 Then we take a boat to the middle of nowhere... 40 00:05:07,337 --> 00:05:09,005 ...where we leave you for dead. 41 00:05:09,006 --> 00:05:11,240 This gives me plenty of time to further establish... 42 00:05:11,241 --> 00:05:15,144 ...my dominance over my poor younger brother here. 43 00:05:15,145 --> 00:05:16,579 Oh, is that right? 44 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:18,581 Well, I've been practicing online so you better watch out. 45 00:05:18,582 --> 00:05:19,415 Game on. 46 00:05:19,416 --> 00:05:20,917 Whoa, that one? 47 00:05:20,918 --> 00:05:22,385 Is that really, that's the one that you wanna move? 48 00:05:22,386 --> 00:05:24,788 I'm just saying, that's the way you wanna start it? 49 00:05:24,789 --> 00:05:27,423 Are we gonna trash talk each other in this game? 50 00:05:27,424 --> 00:05:29,893 (laughing) 51 00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:31,260 It's already over. 52 00:05:31,261 --> 00:05:32,570 Smartass. 53 00:05:37,534 --> 00:05:40,169 ♪ You can't survive on just crab apples ♪ 54 00:05:40,170 --> 00:05:42,205 ♪ Tastes just fine to me ♪ 55 00:05:42,206 --> 00:05:44,507 ♪ You got to know where you're headin' ♪ 56 00:05:44,508 --> 00:05:46,843 ♪ We never know where we're headin' ♪ 57 00:05:46,844 --> 00:05:51,414 ♪ Oh oh no, we just ride and see ♪ 58 00:05:51,415 --> 00:05:53,850 ♪ And do you live the good life ♪ 59 00:05:53,851 --> 00:05:54,718 ♪ Oh Hell No ♪ 60 00:05:54,719 --> 00:05:56,052 ♪ We got kids and a wife ♪ 61 00:05:56,053 --> 00:05:57,086 ♪ Oh hell no ♪ 62 00:05:57,087 --> 00:06:00,189 ♪ We live our life for the ride ♪ 63 00:06:00,190 --> 00:06:03,273 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 64 00:06:05,362 --> 00:06:08,399 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 65 00:06:13,670 --> 00:06:16,339 All right, so, final recount. 66 00:06:16,340 --> 00:06:18,207 All right, you got four GoPros,... 67 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:21,577 ...one Blackmagic, one HTV with night vision. 68 00:06:21,578 --> 00:06:25,548 Oh, and here, lens wipes, use 'em. 69 00:06:25,850 --> 00:06:28,785 I'm tired of lack of footage 'cause the lens is dirty. 70 00:06:28,786 --> 00:06:29,618 Take it, take it. 71 00:06:29,619 --> 00:06:32,348 Yes ma'am, Jesus. 72 00:06:32,356 --> 00:06:34,958 Okay, so, final location recap. 73 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:36,192 We're gonna circle up with our guide... 74 00:06:36,193 --> 00:06:39,295 ...about 70 kilometers west of Temagami. 75 00:06:39,296 --> 00:06:42,331 It's very very remote, nothing for miles. 76 00:06:42,332 --> 00:06:44,500 There's a little hunting camp called Bearskin Lake... 77 00:06:44,501 --> 00:06:45,802 ...is the closest thing. 78 00:06:45,803 --> 00:06:47,103 Used to be a logging mill. 79 00:06:47,104 --> 00:06:49,939 Oh, apparently our guide lives there. 80 00:06:49,940 --> 00:06:50,940 Great. 81 00:06:50,941 --> 00:06:52,341 Topography? 82 00:06:52,342 --> 00:06:55,011 Plenty of lakes of rivers, some edible plants,... 83 00:06:55,012 --> 00:06:57,380 ...mushrooms, be careful. 84 00:06:57,381 --> 00:06:58,414 You eat one lousy mushroom. 85 00:06:58,415 --> 00:06:59,916 (laughing) 86 00:06:59,917 --> 00:07:01,217 Memories of season one. 87 00:07:01,218 --> 00:07:02,786 Well, let's not have a replay of that. 88 00:07:02,787 --> 00:07:04,520 Yeah, but don't forget to eat something gross. 89 00:07:04,521 --> 00:07:05,354 The viewers love that. 90 00:07:05,355 --> 00:07:06,890 I think you love that. 91 00:07:06,891 --> 00:07:08,825 Yeah, I do, I really do. 92 00:07:08,826 --> 00:07:11,227 (laughing) 93 00:07:11,228 --> 00:07:12,461 But the viewers do too,... 94 00:07:12,462 --> 00:07:13,997 ...and this is a new audience for us, so. 95 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:14,964 I think she's right. 96 00:07:14,965 --> 00:07:15,899 She's right, this is our chance... 97 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:17,633 ...to take this show really big. 98 00:07:17,634 --> 00:07:20,269 Don't you worry, buddy, Dougie's got it under control. 99 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:21,570 Well, I certainly hope so. 100 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:22,806 There's a lot riding on this. 101 00:07:22,807 --> 00:07:26,275 Yeah, and I'm not ready for a real job. 102 00:07:26,276 --> 00:07:28,411 Thanks for the overwhelming confidence, guys. 103 00:07:28,412 --> 00:07:31,480 (laughing) 104 00:07:31,481 --> 00:07:32,949 You got this, I know, I know. 105 00:07:32,950 --> 00:07:38,602 I'm feeling so, I'm feeling the love, I'm feeling it. 106 00:07:45,262 --> 00:07:48,906 [Angie] Mind the door, buddy. 107 00:07:49,466 --> 00:07:51,429 Last one in buys. 108 00:07:52,302 --> 00:07:54,137 Not too long, guys, days are shorter and shorter. 109 00:07:54,138 --> 00:07:55,104 We gotta get out there. 110 00:07:55,105 --> 00:07:56,305 Guys, I'm gonna hit the head. 111 00:07:56,306 --> 00:07:57,974 Gonna give birth to a calf out of my ass. 112 00:07:57,975 --> 00:07:58,875 (laughing) 113 00:07:58,876 --> 00:08:00,476 What the, Ange? 114 00:08:00,477 --> 00:08:01,738 What is up? 115 00:08:02,746 --> 00:08:06,782 I'm just gonna talk to somebody about where our guide is. 116 00:08:06,783 --> 00:08:10,427 All right, Bill, you do that. 117 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,088 It's a nice town. 118 00:08:12,089 --> 00:08:13,289 You didn't happen to notice a hospital... 119 00:08:13,290 --> 00:08:15,191 ...on the drive in, did you? 120 00:08:15,192 --> 00:08:17,994 No, you'd be lucky to find a bottle of aspirin here. 121 00:08:17,995 --> 00:08:19,262 That's what I figured. 122 00:08:19,263 --> 00:08:20,431 Great. 123 00:08:21,765 --> 00:08:24,934 Hey, look, man, for the record-- 124 00:08:24,935 --> 00:08:26,502 I know that you're gonna go out there... 125 00:08:26,503 --> 00:08:30,381 ...and you are gonna do a great job. 126 00:08:30,507 --> 00:08:31,675 We all do. 127 00:08:33,177 --> 00:08:35,444 Well, all right, thanks, Slim. 128 00:08:35,445 --> 00:08:38,247 What, you getting all sentimental on me now? 129 00:08:38,248 --> 00:08:44,087 No, I'm not, I'm just trying to find a nice way to say it. 130 00:08:44,989 --> 00:08:47,463 Terry, spit it out. 131 00:08:48,825 --> 00:08:51,863 Just don't fuck this up. 132 00:08:52,029 --> 00:08:54,130 Get us a real show-- 133 00:08:54,131 --> 00:08:56,099 You know, no more fart jokes,... 134 00:08:56,100 --> 00:09:00,303 ...no more goofball stuff for me to cut around. 135 00:09:00,304 --> 00:09:02,171 This network show deal might be our chance... 136 00:09:02,172 --> 00:09:03,772 ...to make some real money. 137 00:09:03,773 --> 00:09:09,708 And I don't want your ego to get in the way of the team. 138 00:09:13,350 --> 00:09:14,518 Hah. 139 00:09:17,721 --> 00:09:19,730 I'm sorry, man. 140 00:09:25,729 --> 00:09:28,264 I'm gonna go check on the gear. 141 00:09:28,265 --> 00:09:30,133 Good, good chat. 142 00:09:32,202 --> 00:09:33,371 Fuck me. 143 00:09:36,373 --> 00:09:39,502 Okay so, I found our guy. 144 00:09:39,977 --> 00:09:43,612 He just got his breakfast, just says he needs a little time. 145 00:09:43,613 --> 00:09:45,081 Seriously? 146 00:09:45,082 --> 00:09:47,883 I don't think that guy's playing with a full six pack. 147 00:09:47,884 --> 00:09:50,186 Bill, you realize, I've gotta build a fire... 148 00:09:50,187 --> 00:09:52,421 ...and a shelter before the sun goes down. 149 00:09:52,422 --> 00:09:54,790 Yeah yeah yeah, you wanna go talk to him? 150 00:09:54,791 --> 00:09:56,292 [Doug] Ah, Jesus. 151 00:09:56,293 --> 00:09:58,861 Come on, do it, go, use your star-studded charm. 152 00:09:58,862 --> 00:10:00,396 Get him off his ass, come on. 153 00:10:00,397 --> 00:10:01,230 [Doug] You're an idiot. 154 00:10:01,231 --> 00:10:02,065 Go. 155 00:10:02,066 --> 00:10:02,932 His name is Duncan. 156 00:10:02,933 --> 00:10:03,866 [Doug] Duncan? 157 00:10:03,867 --> 00:10:06,469 Yeah, that dude on the end. 158 00:10:06,470 --> 00:10:07,638 Oh boy. 159 00:10:17,547 --> 00:10:20,024 I'm Doug, Doug Woods. 160 00:10:21,051 --> 00:10:23,019 Real pleasure to meet you, Mr. Woods. 161 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:25,388 Are you a fan of the show? 162 00:10:25,389 --> 00:10:28,857 Would be if I had the cable. 163 00:10:28,858 --> 00:10:31,335 Yeah, there's that. 164 00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:36,899 So, you're pretty familiar with these parts, huh? 165 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:38,629 This your hood? 166 00:10:39,636 --> 00:10:42,738 Wouldn't be much of a guide if I wasn't. 167 00:10:42,739 --> 00:10:45,041 So any expert advice? 168 00:10:45,042 --> 00:10:46,409 What? 169 00:10:46,410 --> 00:10:48,344 For a hotshot outdoorsman like yourself? 170 00:10:48,345 --> 00:10:49,745 (laughing) 171 00:10:49,746 --> 00:10:51,347 Heck, nothing I wouldn't tell myself... 172 00:10:51,348 --> 00:10:53,916 ...every time I go out in the bush. 173 00:10:53,917 --> 00:10:56,580 Oh yeah, what's that? 174 00:11:01,191 --> 00:11:04,927 That if I die, a bear will probably find my body... 175 00:11:04,928 --> 00:11:08,805 ...way before any search party does. 176 00:11:14,338 --> 00:11:18,402 I'll see ya on the boat, Mr. Woods. 177 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:24,781 Uplifting. 178 00:11:26,916 --> 00:11:28,085 Good. 179 00:11:29,186 --> 00:11:30,354 Yeah. 180 00:11:32,622 --> 00:11:35,224 (grunting) 181 00:11:35,225 --> 00:11:38,061 Angie, Terry, this is Duncan. 182 00:11:38,062 --> 00:11:40,490 Duncan, Angie, Terry. 183 00:11:41,765 --> 00:11:44,474 Hey, how's you doing? 184 00:11:48,438 --> 00:11:49,705 Thank you. 185 00:11:49,706 --> 00:11:52,308 This is some engine you got here, huh? 186 00:11:52,309 --> 00:11:53,842 Oh. 187 00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:56,712 Need a shallow draw to navigate these waterways. 188 00:11:56,713 --> 00:11:58,214 Comes in real handy in the back lakes... 189 00:11:58,215 --> 00:12:01,016 ...during the moose season, eh? 190 00:12:01,017 --> 00:12:02,918 That's impressive. 191 00:12:02,919 --> 00:12:04,087 I know. 192 00:12:05,789 --> 00:12:07,658 Only the best. 193 00:12:08,792 --> 00:12:11,894 Same as always, five days alone making TV magic,... 194 00:12:11,895 --> 00:12:13,462 ...then we pick you up. 195 00:12:13,463 --> 00:12:16,065 Anything goes wrong, we track you on the sat phone,... 196 00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:18,101 ...we haul your ass out of there. 197 00:12:18,102 --> 00:12:18,934 All right? 198 00:12:18,935 --> 00:12:20,203 Okay. 199 00:12:20,204 --> 00:12:24,127 Ooh, must be nice to have a lifeline. 200 00:12:24,341 --> 00:12:27,610 (chuckling) 201 00:12:27,844 --> 00:12:32,615 Hey hey hey, this is what you do, all right? 202 00:12:32,616 --> 00:12:34,083 Hold that? 203 00:12:34,084 --> 00:12:35,618 Hold that. 204 00:12:35,619 --> 00:12:36,452 All right, bring it in. 205 00:12:36,453 --> 00:12:37,353 Bring it in. 206 00:12:37,354 --> 00:12:38,522 Ow! 207 00:12:39,556 --> 00:12:41,191 Bony knuckles. 208 00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:42,658 Season three! 209 00:12:42,659 --> 00:12:45,836 (cheering) 210 00:12:48,064 --> 00:12:52,736 (slow foreboding music) 211 00:13:22,266 --> 00:13:23,098 [Doug] Oh! 212 00:13:23,099 --> 00:13:24,300 Son of a bitch. 213 00:13:24,301 --> 00:13:26,068 (laughs) A soaker five seconds in. 214 00:13:26,069 --> 00:13:27,536 Is that a new record. 215 00:13:27,537 --> 00:13:28,737 Funny. 216 00:13:28,738 --> 00:13:29,672 Please, don't start the new season... 217 00:13:29,673 --> 00:13:31,907 ...complaining about a soaker. 218 00:13:31,908 --> 00:13:33,409 Well, I tell you what,... 219 00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:34,877 ...any time you wanna be the guy out here on his own,... 220 00:13:34,878 --> 00:13:37,246 ...you let me know, 'cause that'd make a great comedy show. 221 00:13:37,247 --> 00:13:38,415 Ass. 222 00:13:39,549 --> 00:13:42,185 Hey, don't forget, eat something gross. 223 00:13:42,186 --> 00:13:44,787 (boat engine revs) 224 00:13:44,788 --> 00:13:48,198 (slow music) 225 00:14:11,815 --> 00:14:15,459 (camera beeps) 226 00:14:21,157 --> 00:14:22,725 Hi, everyone. 227 00:14:22,726 --> 00:14:25,160 Well, here I am, in the wilderness... 228 00:14:25,161 --> 00:14:27,196 ...of the Great Canadian north. 229 00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:31,967 My team just dropped me off, and I'm completely on my own. 230 00:14:31,968 --> 00:14:33,536 I won't be seeing anyone for another five days... 231 00:14:33,537 --> 00:14:35,371 ...until they come pick me up. 232 00:14:35,372 --> 00:14:36,705 The scenario I'll be playing out... 233 00:14:36,706 --> 00:14:38,574 ...is that of an amateur nature photographer... 234 00:14:38,575 --> 00:14:41,210 ...who got lost in the woods and totally turned around. 235 00:14:41,211 --> 00:14:44,012 And as always, my producers have packed my backpack. 236 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,881 I don't know what I'm gonna get. 237 00:14:45,882 --> 00:14:48,517 So, let's see what we got in here. 238 00:14:48,518 --> 00:14:50,059 We got a hat,... 239 00:14:51,521 --> 00:14:52,690 a camera,... 240 00:14:53,957 --> 00:14:57,134 ...a flash, oh, that's bright. 241 00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:04,040 I said, amateur photographer. 242 00:15:04,568 --> 00:15:07,371 Can of Amp energy drink,... 243 00:15:07,937 --> 00:15:09,012 ...apple,... 244 00:15:11,308 --> 00:15:14,877 ...Swiss army knife, and a stick of gum. 245 00:15:14,878 --> 00:15:17,513 The first thing I'm gonna wanna do... 246 00:15:17,514 --> 00:15:20,691 ...is hike into that treeline. 247 00:15:21,217 --> 00:15:24,587 Once there, I can figure out exactly how I'm gonna survive... 248 00:15:24,588 --> 00:15:27,017 ...these next five days. 249 00:15:27,757 --> 00:15:30,526 (camera beeps) 250 00:15:30,527 --> 00:15:33,564 (panting) 251 00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:37,666 As you can see, I started building my shelter. 252 00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:41,036 Now I'm using this large, fallen branch,... 253 00:15:41,037 --> 00:15:46,342 ...and I'm laying in these cedar branches at an angle. 254 00:15:46,343 --> 00:15:48,911 It should keep me nice and toasty. 255 00:15:48,912 --> 00:15:54,483 And the idea here is to make sure that we, ow, oh! 256 00:15:54,484 --> 00:15:57,147 Oh, fuck, motherfucker! 257 00:15:58,888 --> 00:16:00,057 Oh. 258 00:16:02,826 --> 00:16:04,793 Okay, let's document that. 259 00:16:04,794 --> 00:16:06,228 You see that? 260 00:16:06,229 --> 00:16:08,531 That's right under the nail. 261 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:12,368 Oh, day one and I'm already bleeding. 262 00:16:12,369 --> 00:16:14,144 Oh, that hurts. 263 00:16:14,938 --> 00:16:17,273 One, two, three, oh! 264 00:16:19,142 --> 00:16:21,711 Oh, that feels better. 265 00:16:23,313 --> 00:16:29,152 And I'll clean myself up, and get back to my shelter. 266 00:16:36,593 --> 00:16:37,994 Hello there. 267 00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:41,430 Yep, I just finished this tasty soda. 268 00:16:41,431 --> 00:16:45,901 I'm gonna show you how to start a fire using a soda can. 269 00:16:45,902 --> 00:16:47,703 What you're gonna wanna do,... 270 00:16:47,704 --> 00:16:50,973 ...grab some earth, moist dirt,... 271 00:16:51,608 --> 00:16:53,509 ...and polish the bottom of the can. 272 00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:57,380 I've been doing this one for about a half hour. 273 00:16:57,381 --> 00:16:59,348 That's right, a half hour of constant polishing. 274 00:16:59,349 --> 00:17:01,384 I'm very good at it. (chuckling) 275 00:17:01,385 --> 00:17:03,346 No more fuck ups. 276 00:17:05,822 --> 00:17:11,194 What we do is we place the can in the position... 277 00:17:11,561 --> 00:17:13,996 ...so that the sun can bounce right off it,... 278 00:17:13,997 --> 00:17:19,463 ...find a sweet spot, and let the sun do its work. 279 00:17:20,804 --> 00:17:22,065 Oh, oh, oh. 280 00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:40,623 Yeah! 281 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,632 I have made fire! 282 00:17:46,029 --> 00:17:46,862 Nobody cares. 283 00:17:46,863 --> 00:17:48,031 I care. 284 00:17:49,966 --> 00:17:52,100 Aw, come on, that's cool no matter how you cut it. 285 00:17:52,101 --> 00:17:56,539 Ooh, don't wanna burn the camera. (laughing) 286 00:17:56,540 --> 00:18:00,008 All right, more wood, more wood. 287 00:18:00,009 --> 00:18:04,353 (slow ominous music) 288 00:18:14,257 --> 00:18:17,994 (phone beeping) 289 00:18:19,362 --> 00:18:20,963 (dial tone ringing) 290 00:18:20,964 --> 00:18:23,365 [Angie] Hello, fearless leader, still alive? 291 00:18:23,366 --> 00:18:25,133 Well, now that I hear your sexy voice,... 292 00:18:25,134 --> 00:18:27,936 ...I have something to live for. 293 00:18:27,937 --> 00:18:31,073 Hold up, Bill wants to talk to you. 294 00:18:31,074 --> 00:18:32,508 Hey, pal, all good? 295 00:18:32,509 --> 00:18:36,912 Yep, all settled in, just checking in on you guys. 296 00:18:36,913 --> 00:18:38,514 Is that music? 297 00:18:38,515 --> 00:18:41,116 Oh, yeah, that's off Terry's laptop. 298 00:18:41,117 --> 00:18:43,452 Hey, I gotta tell you, buddy. 299 00:18:43,453 --> 00:18:46,154 Duncan set us up in a primo spot. 300 00:18:46,155 --> 00:18:47,790 Angie was off getting beer all today,... 301 00:18:47,791 --> 00:18:50,158 ..I caught two good sized trout, reeled 'em off,... 302 00:18:50,159 --> 00:18:53,496 ...now into Angie's scotch, we're all a little drunk. 303 00:18:53,497 --> 00:18:55,230 You know I'm sleeping under a tree, right? 304 00:18:55,231 --> 00:18:56,865 Nice, buddy. 305 00:18:56,866 --> 00:18:59,602 That's why you're gonna be famous in 11 different countries. 306 00:18:59,603 --> 00:19:00,569 From your lips. 307 00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:02,404 Hey, put Terry on. 308 00:19:02,405 --> 00:19:03,573 Slim! 309 00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:14,883 Hey, how's today's footage looking? 310 00:19:14,884 --> 00:19:16,118 Pretty good. 311 00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:17,886 Some minor fuck ups to cut around. 312 00:19:17,887 --> 00:19:20,823 Oh, yeah, that's to be expected. (laughs) 313 00:19:20,824 --> 00:19:22,290 Smartass. 314 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,259 Hey, listen, I've hiked into Gull Lake,... 315 00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:26,529 ...I've set up a shelter, I'm gonna stay here. 316 00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:29,031 So pick up will be the same as drop off, got it? 317 00:19:29,032 --> 00:19:30,298 Yeah. 318 00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:33,168 All right, go back to your little fancy party. 319 00:19:33,169 --> 00:19:37,467 I'll talk to you guys in the morning. 320 00:19:40,409 --> 00:19:43,821 And they're worried about me. 321 00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:03,899 (sighing) 322 00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:07,778 (fire crackling) 323 00:20:09,573 --> 00:20:12,842 (exploding) 324 00:20:14,077 --> 00:20:17,814 (ominous music) 325 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,658 Something, uh-- 326 00:20:31,728 --> 00:20:33,503 Some sort of-- 327 00:20:35,699 --> 00:20:39,763 I guess it was a noise, woke me up. 328 00:20:40,937 --> 00:20:46,076 I literally felt the Earth shake beneath me. 329 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:47,978 Phew. 330 00:20:50,647 --> 00:20:52,655 There's no storm. 331 00:20:55,585 --> 00:20:58,762 Guess it was an earthquake. 332 00:21:00,223 --> 00:21:04,053 They're rare, but they do happen. 333 00:21:06,029 --> 00:21:11,788 I guess there are no aftershocks, so, back in the sack. 334 00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:17,472 Well, it's day two on the Canadian Shield. 335 00:21:17,473 --> 00:21:19,675 And even with a shelter and a fire,... 336 00:21:19,676 --> 00:21:22,377 ...it sure is nice when the sun comes up. 337 00:21:22,378 --> 00:21:25,280 Now the sun will be up-- 338 00:21:25,281 --> 00:21:26,449 Holy shit. 339 00:21:28,551 --> 00:21:33,549 Look at that, look at that, look, up, look. 340 00:21:33,589 --> 00:21:38,627 It's like a perfect line right down the lake. 341 00:21:38,628 --> 00:21:39,628 Jesus, maybe it had something to do with the sound... 342 00:21:39,629 --> 00:21:41,870 ...I heard last night. 343 00:21:43,399 --> 00:21:45,736 That's no lightning. 344 00:21:46,402 --> 00:21:48,704 Well, we gotta investigate this. 345 00:21:48,705 --> 00:21:50,773 From wilderness show to detective show. 346 00:21:50,774 --> 00:21:51,940 Follow me. 347 00:22:05,221 --> 00:22:06,856 What the fuck? 348 00:22:07,724 --> 00:22:11,461 (ominous music) 349 00:22:20,303 --> 00:22:21,844 Look at that. 350 00:22:27,276 --> 00:22:31,014 There's something in that water. 351 00:22:31,547 --> 00:22:32,715 Shit. 352 00:22:35,752 --> 00:22:39,395 Looks like we've got a visitor. 353 00:22:43,392 --> 00:22:47,596 The important thing is to stay calm. 354 00:22:53,202 --> 00:22:58,248 Just back away, get out of Mr. Wolf's path. 355 00:23:07,116 --> 00:23:08,377 Wow. 356 00:23:09,418 --> 00:23:11,887 That's a large male. 357 00:23:11,888 --> 00:23:13,956 He's getting ready to settle in for a long, harsh winter,... 358 00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:17,459 ...so, he's ready to pack all the pounds. 359 00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:23,298 These fish here are going to be a huge feast for him. 360 00:23:27,070 --> 00:23:28,331 That's odd. 361 00:23:30,774 --> 00:23:34,043 He just walked right by 'em. 362 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,249 I'd love fish tonight. 363 00:23:42,185 --> 00:23:47,651 Still, maybe that wolf knows something I don't. 364 00:23:52,328 --> 00:23:55,037 Better safe than sorry. 365 00:24:03,272 --> 00:24:06,309 (beeping) 366 00:24:08,111 --> 00:24:09,878 (beeping) 367 00:24:09,879 --> 00:24:12,916 (beeping) 368 00:24:19,388 --> 00:24:21,958 Useless piece of shit. 369 00:24:26,362 --> 00:24:28,964 Maybe it was a meteor. 370 00:24:28,965 --> 00:24:32,600 That could knock out the satellite reception with Terry. 371 00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:37,647 I knew your geek facts would come in handy. 372 00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:41,211 A meteor. 373 00:24:52,922 --> 00:24:55,157 I'm not gonna take a chance on those fish. 374 00:24:55,158 --> 00:24:59,922 Let's see if we can trap some small game. 375 00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:02,071 Okay, here we go. 376 00:25:06,435 --> 00:25:07,335 See that? 377 00:25:07,336 --> 00:25:08,603 That right there? 378 00:25:08,604 --> 00:25:12,482 Those droppings, most likely rabbit. 379 00:25:13,910 --> 00:25:16,511 I hate to kill any animal, but in survival conditions,... 380 00:25:16,512 --> 00:25:17,980 ...everything's fair game. 381 00:25:17,981 --> 00:25:21,216 That big fat rabbit sure would be tasty right about now. 382 00:25:21,217 --> 00:25:24,019 Let's see what we can do. 383 00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:25,854 Now, one of the simplest, most effective traps... 384 00:25:25,855 --> 00:25:27,990 ...is called the figure four deadfall. 385 00:25:27,991 --> 00:25:32,394 And what you need for this is three sticks and a big rock. 386 00:25:32,395 --> 00:25:34,762 And it's very very simple. 387 00:25:34,763 --> 00:25:40,604 Put a piece of bait just on the tip of stick C over here,... 388 00:25:40,870 --> 00:25:42,837 ...our furry little friend will crawl in... 389 00:25:42,838 --> 00:25:45,908 ...all curious and hungry, and with any luck,... 390 00:25:45,909 --> 00:25:48,617 ...he'll trigger the trap. 391 00:25:49,012 --> 00:25:51,880 And that will kill any small animal. 392 00:25:51,881 --> 00:25:53,515 All right. 393 00:25:53,516 --> 00:25:55,517 Now, let's set this up again so you guys can see... 394 00:25:55,518 --> 00:25:57,319 ...how I did it. 395 00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:01,056 You take a big rock, it's heavier than it looks,... 396 00:26:01,057 --> 00:26:04,094 ...stick A, stick B, stick C. 397 00:26:05,328 --> 00:26:07,029 You wanna make sure the grooves and the notches... 398 00:26:07,030 --> 00:26:08,524 ...all line up. 399 00:26:10,967 --> 00:26:13,302 You want a big rock. 400 00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:14,871 Ah, okay. 401 00:26:17,907 --> 00:26:19,448 Now for bait. 402 00:26:23,579 --> 00:26:25,916 Rabbits love apples. 403 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,088 All right. 404 00:26:36,492 --> 00:26:37,893 Now we wait. 405 00:26:43,032 --> 00:26:44,200 All right. 406 00:27:13,929 --> 00:27:18,100 There, don't say I never did anything for you, Angie. 407 00:27:18,101 --> 00:27:21,836 (ominous music) 408 00:27:39,522 --> 00:27:44,286 Okay, so, this morning I set three traps. 409 00:27:44,593 --> 00:27:46,694 Let's see if we got any food. 410 00:27:46,695 --> 00:27:48,658 Oh, look at this. 411 00:27:49,865 --> 00:27:51,399 Wait for it. 412 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,569 It looks like we got some food. 413 00:27:54,570 --> 00:27:57,472 I'll tell ya, it'll be nice to get some warm meat... 414 00:27:57,473 --> 00:27:58,874 ...in my belly. 415 00:28:00,209 --> 00:28:01,844 Ah, can it be? 416 00:28:04,380 --> 00:28:07,557 (laughing) 417 00:28:09,385 --> 00:28:12,654 Two out of three, let's eat! 418 00:28:12,721 --> 00:28:15,851 (rustling) 419 00:28:16,959 --> 00:28:20,696 (ominous music) 420 00:28:46,322 --> 00:28:49,424 (camera beeps) 421 00:28:49,425 --> 00:28:53,828 So, as you can see, I've moved away from camp. 422 00:28:53,829 --> 00:28:55,563 You don't want any dead animals, blood or guts,... 423 00:28:55,564 --> 00:28:57,099 ...anywhere near where you're sleeping. 424 00:28:57,100 --> 00:29:01,703 You'd invite unwelcome guests like coyotes, wolves, a bear. 425 00:29:01,704 --> 00:29:04,739 What you wanna do is take Bugs here,... 426 00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:07,375 ...lay him on his back like this. 427 00:29:07,376 --> 00:29:10,878 Take your knife, you wanna make a nice, long cut... 428 00:29:10,879 --> 00:29:13,681 ...from the breast all the way down to the belly. 429 00:29:13,682 --> 00:29:16,784 Once you've made the first cut,... 430 00:29:16,785 --> 00:29:19,554 ...you wanna work your thumbs in and under the fur... 431 00:29:19,555 --> 00:29:20,488 ...all the way around. 432 00:29:20,489 --> 00:29:22,790 Kind of like a giant tangerine. 433 00:29:22,791 --> 00:29:26,094 Pull it apart, and when you get down to the leg,... 434 00:29:26,095 --> 00:29:29,364 ...you need to snap it, and make a shallow cut... 435 00:29:29,365 --> 00:29:30,765 ...all the way around the paw. 436 00:29:30,766 --> 00:29:33,569 It should all slide off. 437 00:29:34,069 --> 00:29:37,004 Next, a nice slice right from the breastbone... 438 00:29:37,005 --> 00:29:39,674 ...down to the belly, this time you wanna get deep. 439 00:29:39,675 --> 00:29:42,510 And that reveals rabbit innards. 440 00:29:42,511 --> 00:29:43,978 Mmm. 441 00:29:43,979 --> 00:29:49,398 Okay, last but not least, sorry, pal, cut off the head. 442 00:29:49,985 --> 00:29:55,826 And there you have it, sumptuous wild rabbit ready to cook. 443 00:30:01,897 --> 00:30:03,331 (phone beeping) 444 00:30:03,332 --> 00:30:04,501 Come on! 445 00:30:05,601 --> 00:30:08,170 Useless piece of shit. 446 00:30:15,511 --> 00:30:17,848 Can you hear me now? 447 00:30:26,255 --> 00:30:27,656 Hey, babe. 448 00:30:28,757 --> 00:30:32,960 I know things have been really stressful lately. 449 00:30:32,961 --> 00:30:35,930 I wanted to give you something to keep you warm... 450 00:30:35,931 --> 00:30:41,770 ...and cozy in those freezing cold nights out in the woods. 451 00:30:42,505 --> 00:30:46,007 I know that you love it out there but, just,... 452 00:30:46,008 --> 00:30:48,017 ...be careful, okay? 453 00:30:48,677 --> 00:30:52,180 And we will be here when you get back. 454 00:30:52,181 --> 00:30:54,282 And so will these. 455 00:30:56,352 --> 00:30:59,529 (laughing) 456 00:31:02,090 --> 00:31:03,351 I love you. 457 00:31:12,835 --> 00:31:15,030 Yeah, I'm an ass. 458 00:31:15,838 --> 00:31:18,273 (rustling) 459 00:31:18,274 --> 00:31:22,011 (ominous music) 460 00:31:25,714 --> 00:31:28,850 So, whatever it is, it's back. 461 00:31:28,851 --> 00:31:31,886 That's probably that wolf. 462 00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:34,956 Wolves travel in packs, so I'd be lying... 463 00:31:34,957 --> 00:31:39,161 ...if I said I wasn't a little nervous. 464 00:31:42,197 --> 00:31:48,038 Between a wolf pack and a bear, I'd take a bear any day. 465 00:31:51,674 --> 00:31:54,709 Let's have some more food. 466 00:32:12,595 --> 00:32:15,763 So, just finished my first rabbit. 467 00:32:15,764 --> 00:32:17,198 Delicious. 468 00:32:17,199 --> 00:32:19,767 While I could easily eat the second,... 469 00:32:19,768 --> 00:32:21,869 ...it's probably a wise idea to save it for tomorrow. 470 00:32:21,870 --> 00:32:24,339 After all, my traps may yield nothing... 471 00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:26,140 ...and I don't wanna be hungry tomorrow. 472 00:32:26,141 --> 00:32:27,575 But I don't wanna keep the rabbit with me here... 473 00:32:27,576 --> 00:32:29,911 ...at my shelter, I don't wanna attract any animals... 474 00:32:29,912 --> 00:32:32,614 ...like our friend, Mr. Wolf out there. 475 00:32:32,615 --> 00:32:34,849 So what I'm gonna do is hang it from a high branch... 476 00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:36,518 ...out of reach of any large animals. 477 00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:37,985 I didn't have any rope with me. 478 00:32:37,986 --> 00:32:40,888 That's where a camera strap comes in handy. 479 00:32:40,889 --> 00:32:42,990 It's made of a tightly woven nylon,... 480 00:32:42,991 --> 00:32:48,330 ...and cut into thin strips, it makes a terrific rabbit rope. 481 00:32:48,331 --> 00:32:50,064 All right, so I've got my homemade rope... 482 00:32:50,065 --> 00:32:52,334 ...with a stick tied on the end,... 483 00:32:52,335 --> 00:32:54,268 ...and I'll try and get it over that branch... 484 00:32:54,269 --> 00:32:56,932 ...and hoist up Mr. Bunny. 485 00:32:59,608 --> 00:33:00,917 Oh, almost. 486 00:33:01,444 --> 00:33:03,578 One more time, hang on. 487 00:33:03,579 --> 00:33:05,680 Yeah, oh, come on. 488 00:33:06,214 --> 00:33:07,181 Oh, one more time, hang on. 489 00:33:07,182 --> 00:33:09,417 Hang on, we almost got it. 490 00:33:09,418 --> 00:33:10,652 Piece of shit! 491 00:33:10,653 --> 00:33:11,819 And a three. 492 00:33:11,820 --> 00:33:13,455 Ah ha. 493 00:33:13,456 --> 00:33:14,622 First try. 494 00:33:16,792 --> 00:33:17,960 Okay. 495 00:33:20,295 --> 00:33:24,033 (ominous music) 496 00:33:27,002 --> 00:33:28,170 All right. 497 00:33:33,409 --> 00:33:35,044 Piece of cake. 498 00:33:50,826 --> 00:33:52,760 Now, an important and often overlooked aspect... 499 00:33:52,761 --> 00:33:55,997 ...of survival is keeping your mind active. 500 00:33:55,998 --> 00:33:59,333 The isolation and loneliness can drive many to lose hope. 501 00:33:59,334 --> 00:34:05,035 As you know, I like to play chess against myself. 502 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:20,895 (rustling) 503 00:34:45,981 --> 00:34:48,382 Okay, where were we. 504 00:34:48,383 --> 00:34:50,952 (ominous music) 505 00:34:50,953 --> 00:34:54,082 (growling) 506 00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:14,350 (thunder rumbling) 507 00:35:35,363 --> 00:35:36,498 (camera beeps) 508 00:35:36,499 --> 00:35:39,534 (yawning) 509 00:35:41,504 --> 00:35:43,437 No idea what time it is. 510 00:35:43,438 --> 00:35:45,507 I'm guessing it's the middle of the night. 511 00:35:45,508 --> 00:35:48,169 The sky just opened up. 512 00:35:48,811 --> 00:35:51,813 But I am staying relatively dry. 513 00:35:51,814 --> 00:35:54,315 So is some extra bit of firewood that I've got. 514 00:35:54,316 --> 00:35:55,650 I throw a little bit on every so often... 515 00:35:55,651 --> 00:35:58,553 ...just to make sure that the fire doesn't die. 516 00:35:58,554 --> 00:36:00,555 I'm actually really happy with this shelter. 517 00:36:00,556 --> 00:36:03,090 And the fallen tree, and the pine and spruce branches... 518 00:36:03,091 --> 00:36:07,729 ...as a roof, I'm gonna stay relatively dry all night. 519 00:36:07,730 --> 00:36:12,774 I'll check in with you guys in the morning. 520 00:36:15,938 --> 00:36:17,106 Oh! 521 00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:27,148 Relatively dry my wet, cold ass. (laughs) 522 00:36:27,149 --> 00:36:31,446 Oh, I hate you guys so much right now... 523 00:36:31,654 --> 00:36:34,756 ...and your scientifically designed waterproof tents. 524 00:36:34,757 --> 00:36:38,166 (screeching) 525 00:36:38,527 --> 00:36:41,188 What the fuck was that? 526 00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:54,508 A little night vision here, Terry. 527 00:36:54,509 --> 00:36:58,247 (ominous music) 528 00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:10,487 (rustling) 529 00:37:44,793 --> 00:37:45,962 Hey, hey! 530 00:38:07,582 --> 00:38:10,760 (rustling) 531 00:38:49,491 --> 00:38:50,892 That sucked. 532 00:38:57,632 --> 00:39:00,670 Yeah, between the rain and... 533 00:39:06,008 --> 00:39:07,269 ...the wolves? 534 00:39:09,077 --> 00:39:11,545 Whatever the fuck that was. 535 00:39:11,546 --> 00:39:14,115 I didn't sleep at all. 536 00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:17,819 (geese honking) 537 00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:20,388 My back is killing me. 538 00:39:20,989 --> 00:39:22,950 I'm wet, wet ass. 539 00:39:23,658 --> 00:39:25,435 Shut up, geese! 540 00:39:32,134 --> 00:39:36,338 Why the fuck did I sign up for this. 541 00:39:37,505 --> 00:39:39,373 I hate this, I hate this so much right now,... 542 00:39:39,374 --> 00:39:42,878 ...I don't have the words for it. 543 00:39:44,246 --> 00:39:47,414 Get it together, get it together, come on. 544 00:39:47,415 --> 00:39:49,378 Got a show to do. 545 00:39:50,786 --> 00:39:52,419 All right. 546 00:39:52,420 --> 00:39:53,589 Fuck. 547 00:40:00,262 --> 00:40:04,092 (camera beeping) 548 00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:07,434 It's day three in the great Canadian Shield. 549 00:40:07,435 --> 00:40:09,370 My shelter served my great last night. 550 00:40:09,371 --> 00:40:12,306 It shielded me from the rain and the heavy winds. 551 00:40:12,307 --> 00:40:14,876 On the breakfast menu this morning, wild-- 552 00:40:14,877 --> 00:40:18,612 (ominous music) 553 00:40:44,339 --> 00:40:45,647 God dammit. 554 00:40:53,181 --> 00:40:56,483 (phone beeping) 555 00:40:56,484 --> 00:40:59,521 Come on, come on, come on. 556 00:41:00,022 --> 00:41:01,322 (phone beeping) 557 00:41:01,323 --> 00:41:02,491 Come on! 558 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,429 Fucking lousy piece of shit! 559 00:41:09,264 --> 00:41:11,765 Okay okay okay okay okay. 560 00:41:11,766 --> 00:41:15,176 (slow music) 561 00:41:18,306 --> 00:41:22,543 Okay, it couldn't have been the wolf. 562 00:41:22,544 --> 00:41:27,450 That'd have to be one crafty fucking wolf. 563 00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:32,887 So yesterday I got lucky, nabbed me two delicious rabbits. 564 00:41:32,888 --> 00:41:36,557 Let's see if I get as lucky today. 565 00:41:36,558 --> 00:41:40,794 Well, it looks like I'm not the only hunter in these woods. 566 00:41:40,795 --> 00:41:43,739 Yeah, most likely a bear. 567 00:41:44,332 --> 00:41:47,001 Or that wolf, came across my track, slipped over the rock,... 568 00:41:47,002 --> 00:41:49,803 ...and just ate whatever I caught. 569 00:41:49,804 --> 00:41:55,376 Let's see if we're any luckier with the other traps. 570 00:41:55,377 --> 00:41:58,980 This wolf's probably thinking, it's my lucky day. 571 00:41:58,981 --> 00:42:01,282 There's food under every rock. 572 00:42:01,283 --> 00:42:03,384 Oh, wait a minute. 573 00:42:03,651 --> 00:42:05,286 Wait a minute. 574 00:42:06,021 --> 00:42:08,355 Maybe he felt sorry for me and left me one... 575 00:42:08,356 --> 00:42:11,092 ...seeing as I did all the work. 576 00:42:11,093 --> 00:42:14,828 (ominous music) 577 00:42:17,699 --> 00:42:19,334 What the hell? 578 00:42:24,506 --> 00:42:28,542 You ever seen anything like that before. 579 00:42:28,543 --> 00:42:30,506 Yeah, me neither. 580 00:42:36,484 --> 00:42:40,082 (camera beeps) 581 00:42:48,096 --> 00:42:50,197 Where's the phone? 582 00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,335 What the fuck? 583 00:42:56,271 --> 00:42:59,680 Doug, you put the phone here. 584 00:43:00,575 --> 00:43:01,836 God dammit. 585 00:43:02,710 --> 00:43:04,345 I put it here. 586 00:43:07,215 --> 00:43:08,476 Okay. 587 00:43:09,417 --> 00:43:11,152 Okay, the phone's gone. 588 00:43:11,153 --> 00:43:12,453 I'm losing my fucking mind. 589 00:43:12,454 --> 00:43:13,620 I put the fucking phone on the bag. 590 00:43:13,621 --> 00:43:15,322 I put it on the bag. 591 00:43:15,323 --> 00:43:18,686 (slow music) 592 00:43:41,816 --> 00:43:44,759 That's not how I left it. 593 00:43:45,220 --> 00:43:49,098 Oh god, I must be losing my mind. 594 00:43:55,797 --> 00:44:00,235 So, someone's clearly messing with me. 595 00:44:02,537 --> 00:44:06,975 Rabbit, and then that scream at night. 596 00:44:09,111 --> 00:44:10,745 And the traps. 597 00:44:13,615 --> 00:44:19,453 Now the sat phone is gone and the chess pieces have moved. 598 00:44:21,189 --> 00:44:25,721 You know any wolves who can play chess? 599 00:44:27,395 --> 00:44:31,273 There's someone clearly out here. 600 00:44:31,899 --> 00:44:34,236 I got two more days. 601 00:44:35,070 --> 00:44:36,570 That's it, I'm gonna make my way around the lake... 602 00:44:36,571 --> 00:44:41,710 ...and then I'm gonna come up the pickup point. 603 00:44:54,556 --> 00:44:57,125 I swear to God, Terry. 604 00:44:58,060 --> 00:45:01,162 I swear to God if this is you and Bill and Angie,... 605 00:45:01,163 --> 00:45:03,697 ...if this is your way of teaching me a lesson,... 606 00:45:03,698 --> 00:45:07,202 ...of fucking with me, oh my God. 607 00:45:08,470 --> 00:45:11,553 (laughing) 608 00:45:12,107 --> 00:45:14,007 I will be really really really... 609 00:45:14,008 --> 00:45:17,652 ...fucking pissed off at you guys. 610 00:45:18,746 --> 00:45:22,110 (slow music) 611 00:45:47,842 --> 00:45:53,541 Son of a bitch, it's actually a really good move. 612 00:45:56,851 --> 00:45:59,514 Fuck it can't be Terry. 613 00:46:01,123 --> 00:46:06,961 Yeah, this guy's a good chess player, I'll give him that. 614 00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:17,573 Try and get out of that, son of a bitch. 615 00:46:23,911 --> 00:46:27,043 (growling) 616 00:46:30,385 --> 00:46:34,028 (camera beeps) 617 00:46:34,822 --> 00:46:37,524 So, you'll have to cut around this, Terry. 618 00:46:37,525 --> 00:46:39,193 My spidey senses are screaming at me... 619 00:46:39,194 --> 00:46:41,695 ...to get the hell out of here. 620 00:46:41,696 --> 00:46:45,065 I mean, crocodiles, snakes, bears, bring 'em on. 621 00:46:45,066 --> 00:46:47,869 But psycho mountain men? 622 00:46:48,270 --> 00:46:51,572 I have no interest in tangling with. 623 00:46:51,573 --> 00:46:52,806 I'm gonna ditch my fancy digs here,... 624 00:46:52,807 --> 00:46:54,074 ...I'm gonna move out onto the cliff,... 625 00:46:54,075 --> 00:46:55,942 ...I'll try and get some footage for the show,... 626 00:46:55,943 --> 00:47:01,456 ...but, this is starting to feel really messed up. 627 00:47:03,050 --> 00:47:05,286 (camera beeps) 628 00:47:05,287 --> 00:47:07,421 So, let's assume you've been lost in the woods... 629 00:47:07,422 --> 00:47:09,456 ...for several days now,... 630 00:47:09,457 --> 00:47:11,124 ...and you're confident that a rescue party... 631 00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:13,093 ...is out looking for you. 632 00:47:13,094 --> 00:47:16,463 In that scenario, you wouldn't wanna be... 633 00:47:16,464 --> 00:47:19,666 ...in the dense forest, but out in the wide open... 634 00:47:19,667 --> 00:47:25,273 ...where you'd have a greater chance of being seen. 635 00:47:55,069 --> 00:47:58,071 This will serve as an ideal spot for my next camp. 636 00:47:58,072 --> 00:47:59,740 Just on top of the ridge there is an open area... 637 00:47:59,741 --> 00:48:01,041 ...that's clearly visible from the sky... 638 00:48:01,042 --> 00:48:03,043 ...as well as the surrounding lakes. 639 00:48:03,044 --> 00:48:06,547 And this rock face will serve as a good shelter... 640 00:48:06,548 --> 00:48:08,815 ...to shield me from the wind and the rain. 641 00:48:08,816 --> 00:48:11,051 Now we just have to make it a little cozier. 642 00:48:11,052 --> 00:48:12,921 Let's get to it. 643 00:48:14,422 --> 00:48:17,459 (panting) 644 00:48:20,228 --> 00:48:22,363 Home sweet home. 645 00:48:22,364 --> 00:48:25,073 Welcome to my new camp. 646 00:48:27,235 --> 00:48:29,336 Let's go scrounge up some food... 647 00:48:29,337 --> 00:48:33,240 ...now that we've got our fire going. 648 00:48:33,241 --> 00:48:36,884 (camera beeps) 649 00:48:48,823 --> 00:48:51,626 See any fish down there? 650 00:48:54,462 --> 00:48:55,631 Okay. 651 00:49:01,803 --> 00:49:04,070 So here I am at the creek,... 652 00:49:04,071 --> 00:49:07,641 ...which is not only my new water source,... 653 00:49:07,642 --> 00:49:12,045 ...this is also a great spot for finding local food. 654 00:49:12,046 --> 00:49:16,717 Small fish, crayfish, frogs, anything buggy. 655 00:49:16,718 --> 00:49:20,455 (ominous music) 656 00:49:38,005 --> 00:49:39,780 Recognize this? 657 00:49:45,112 --> 00:49:49,650 So I'm not alone out here I guess, I got a fan. 658 00:49:49,651 --> 00:49:53,920 Oh, this is a great spot for you guys to drop me. 659 00:49:53,921 --> 00:49:57,591 And the mystery of the missing cell phone is solved. 660 00:49:57,592 --> 00:50:00,594 And buddy decided to take it apart. 661 00:50:00,595 --> 00:50:03,730 Well, at least I know I'm not going crazy. 662 00:50:03,731 --> 00:50:06,861 This is starting to feel-- 663 00:50:13,641 --> 00:50:16,771 (rustling) 664 00:50:39,734 --> 00:50:42,771 (gasping) 665 00:50:44,305 --> 00:50:45,473 Jesus. 666 00:50:49,777 --> 00:50:52,045 Are you seeing this? 667 00:50:52,046 --> 00:50:55,550 (tense music) 668 00:51:27,715 --> 00:51:29,350 What the fuck? 669 00:51:34,856 --> 00:51:37,285 I didn't set that up. 670 00:51:38,593 --> 00:51:41,021 I didn't set that up. 671 00:51:47,502 --> 00:51:48,668 Check. 672 00:51:54,141 --> 00:51:55,636 Hey, asshole! 673 00:52:02,216 --> 00:52:05,019 I know you're out there! 674 00:52:06,287 --> 00:52:10,725 Well, I like your fucking chess moves! 675 00:52:29,577 --> 00:52:30,745 Fucker. 676 00:52:48,429 --> 00:52:52,306 (fire crackling) 677 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:17,918 So I set a three camera security perimeter. 678 00:53:27,234 --> 00:53:29,202 Asshole sets one foot in this camp, smile,... 679 00:53:29,203 --> 00:53:32,146 ...you're on fucking camera. 680 00:53:34,408 --> 00:53:37,912 (owl hooting) 681 00:53:52,994 --> 00:53:56,123 (laughing) 682 00:54:01,302 --> 00:54:02,610 Oh fuck me. 683 00:54:05,106 --> 00:54:06,274 Oh fuck. 684 00:54:11,312 --> 00:54:14,147 Who's idea was northern Ontario? 685 00:54:14,148 --> 00:54:15,409 Huh, Terry? 686 00:54:16,718 --> 00:54:22,556 Why couldn't it have been Bahamas or Santa Barbara? 687 00:54:23,557 --> 00:54:28,789 Surviving Santa Barbara, I'd watch that show. 688 00:54:29,030 --> 00:54:32,159 (coughing) 689 00:54:38,906 --> 00:54:40,240 I'm famished. 690 00:54:40,241 --> 00:54:43,243 I haven't eaten anything today. 691 00:54:43,244 --> 00:54:44,477 I'm gonna turn in early... 692 00:54:44,478 --> 00:54:48,822 ...and wake up and try and find some food. 693 00:54:51,919 --> 00:54:57,758 I'll try and make it something gross for you, Bill. 694 00:55:15,309 --> 00:55:16,617 Good night. 695 00:55:19,947 --> 00:55:23,310 (slow music) 696 00:55:33,127 --> 00:55:36,865 (ominous music) 697 00:56:00,855 --> 00:56:03,984 (coughing) 698 00:56:08,730 --> 00:56:12,465 (ominous music) 699 00:56:36,190 --> 00:56:40,160 Someone was in my camp last night. 700 00:56:40,928 --> 00:56:45,226 They tilted the fucking cameras down. 701 00:56:54,675 --> 00:56:55,909 Ah no no. 702 00:56:55,910 --> 00:56:59,507 That's it, that's it, I'm done. 703 00:57:00,114 --> 00:57:04,084 I'm done, I'm fucking done, Terry. 704 00:57:04,651 --> 00:57:06,661 This is bullshit. 705 00:57:09,190 --> 00:57:12,092 Yeah, I can deal with the outdoors, and the fucking animals,... 706 00:57:12,093 --> 00:57:15,361 ...and the weather, but I can't deal with a fucking... 707 00:57:15,362 --> 00:57:19,165 ...psycho, chess playing lumberjack, Terry. 708 00:57:19,166 --> 00:57:21,601 I'm done, it's over. 709 00:57:21,602 --> 00:57:23,236 You're gonna have to cut this together... 710 00:57:23,237 --> 00:57:25,038 ...and make it look like five days in post. 711 00:57:25,039 --> 00:57:27,507 I'm gathering my fucking equipment... 712 00:57:27,508 --> 00:57:31,277 ...and I'm fucking getting the fuck out of here, all right? 713 00:57:31,278 --> 00:57:33,521 This is ridiculous. 714 00:57:34,816 --> 00:57:35,982 Fuck you! 715 00:57:37,751 --> 00:57:39,620 Fucking asshole. 716 00:57:39,987 --> 00:57:43,490 (tense music) 717 00:58:02,043 --> 00:58:05,218 All right, guys, that's it. 718 00:58:05,712 --> 00:58:10,516 As soon as I'm done here I'll pack up all my gear. 719 00:58:10,517 --> 00:58:13,554 Come to scoop me up, okay? 720 00:58:14,188 --> 00:58:16,897 It's the best I can do. 721 00:58:17,224 --> 00:58:20,226 This one's for you, little bro. 722 00:58:20,227 --> 00:58:23,357 (coughing) 723 00:58:30,504 --> 00:58:33,206 Well, I've survived five days here... 724 00:58:33,207 --> 00:58:35,208 ...in the forests of northern Canada. 725 00:58:35,209 --> 00:58:37,944 While the wilderness can be hash and unforgiving,... 726 00:58:37,945 --> 00:58:39,279 ...it can also provide you with... 727 00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,848 ...all the necessary elements for survival. 728 00:58:41,849 --> 00:58:43,850 I've moved myself to an elevated spot... 729 00:58:43,851 --> 00:58:45,718 ...with an open area above me,... 730 00:58:45,719 --> 00:58:47,954 ...and I've thrown some fresh pine and spruce needles... 731 00:58:47,955 --> 00:58:49,422 ...on my fire. 732 00:58:49,423 --> 00:58:52,825 That'll create a smoke signal that's visible for miles. 733 00:58:52,826 --> 00:58:56,470 And then, the help will arrive. 734 00:58:59,633 --> 00:59:02,002 You hear that, help will arrive,... 735 00:59:02,003 --> 00:59:05,638 ...so hurry up, guys, get off your lazy asses and come get me. 736 00:59:05,639 --> 00:59:06,639 (rustling) 737 00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:07,974 (ominous music) 738 00:59:07,975 --> 00:59:09,842 All right, enough is enough. 739 00:59:09,843 --> 00:59:11,477 Enough is enough. 740 00:59:11,478 --> 00:59:13,146 God dammit! 741 00:59:13,147 --> 00:59:15,482 Duncan, is that you? 742 00:59:16,417 --> 00:59:18,584 I know you're out here, come on! 743 00:59:18,585 --> 00:59:20,186 (growling) 744 00:59:20,187 --> 00:59:24,625 (feedback screeching) 745 00:59:42,910 --> 00:59:45,947 (gasping) 746 01:00:04,131 --> 01:00:06,099 (tense music) 747 01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:08,903 What the, what the fuck? 748 01:00:11,572 --> 01:00:14,235 Okay, get dry, get dry. 749 01:00:24,285 --> 01:00:26,293 Okay, okay, okay. 750 01:00:30,557 --> 01:00:35,135 Okay, okay, okay, calm down, calm down. 751 01:00:36,197 --> 01:00:37,365 Okay. 752 01:00:39,733 --> 01:00:43,703 Gotta get to base camp, take things from there. 753 01:00:43,704 --> 01:00:45,338 You can do it. 754 01:00:46,573 --> 01:00:48,536 Okay, okay, okay. 755 01:00:51,845 --> 01:00:54,883 (panting) 756 01:01:01,255 --> 01:01:03,590 Two, three, come on. 757 01:01:04,891 --> 01:01:08,395 (tense music) 758 01:01:25,679 --> 01:01:28,808 (coughing) 759 01:01:29,750 --> 01:01:33,954 (branches snapping) 760 01:01:39,493 --> 01:01:42,902 (screeching) 761 01:01:44,031 --> 01:01:47,534 (tense music) 762 01:02:00,347 --> 01:02:01,516 Base camp. 763 01:02:09,523 --> 01:02:12,700 (shouting) 764 01:02:29,042 --> 01:02:32,312 (screaming) 765 01:02:34,081 --> 01:02:37,258 (groaning) 766 01:02:49,062 --> 01:02:50,791 Ah, fuck, fuck. 767 01:02:52,899 --> 01:02:56,077 (groaning) 768 01:03:18,559 --> 01:03:19,727 Terry? 769 01:03:50,023 --> 01:03:53,201 (grunting) 770 01:04:04,371 --> 01:04:07,501 (groaning) 771 01:04:53,254 --> 01:04:55,215 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 772 01:05:04,931 --> 01:05:06,100 Guys? 773 01:05:09,169 --> 01:05:10,570 Bill? Angie? 774 01:05:12,273 --> 01:05:13,439 Terry! 775 01:05:23,550 --> 01:05:24,719 Terry? 776 01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:34,528 Guys? 777 01:05:58,018 --> 01:05:59,186 Terry! 778 01:06:15,969 --> 01:06:17,464 Terry? Terry? 779 01:06:17,971 --> 01:06:19,138 It's me, buddy. 780 01:06:19,139 --> 01:06:22,876 It's me, it's me, bro, I'm here. 781 01:06:23,276 --> 01:06:24,310 I'm gonna go to the tent, I'm gonna get the med kit,... 782 01:06:24,311 --> 01:06:26,679 ...I'll be right back, okay? 783 01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:29,809 Hang in there, you hold on. 784 01:06:29,983 --> 01:06:31,151 Run. 785 01:06:36,089 --> 01:06:37,657 (radio crackling) 786 01:06:37,658 --> 01:06:41,226 Mayday, mayday, this is an emergency, over. 787 01:06:41,227 --> 01:06:44,897 (radio crackling) 788 01:06:44,898 --> 01:06:49,336 Mayday, we need, mayday, we need help. 789 01:06:49,503 --> 01:06:52,400 Can anyone read me, over. 790 01:06:53,407 --> 01:06:55,240 We're 20 kilometers from Bearskin Lake. 791 01:06:55,241 --> 01:06:59,213 We need an emergency medical evac. 792 01:07:01,382 --> 01:07:03,810 Please read me, over. 793 01:07:04,818 --> 01:07:06,085 Do you read me! 794 01:07:06,086 --> 01:07:08,954 There are people dying, over! 795 01:07:08,955 --> 01:07:11,992 (banging) 796 01:07:16,296 --> 01:07:19,333 (hissing) 797 01:07:24,137 --> 01:07:27,641 (tense music) 798 01:07:46,493 --> 01:07:47,661 Fuck. 799 01:07:55,702 --> 01:07:58,832 (rustling) 800 01:08:04,210 --> 01:08:07,388 (growling) 801 01:08:25,198 --> 01:08:28,608 (screeching) 802 01:08:46,653 --> 01:08:50,063 (screeching) 803 01:08:58,632 --> 01:09:01,669 (beeping) 804 01:09:10,076 --> 01:09:12,077 (hissing) 805 01:09:12,078 --> 01:09:15,255 (shouting) 806 01:10:06,066 --> 01:10:09,101 (sobbing) 807 01:11:03,523 --> 01:11:09,035 I don't know who I'm filming this for any more. 808 01:11:10,463 --> 01:11:14,573 I figure maybe someone should know. 809 01:11:22,042 --> 01:11:25,779 Bill, Angie, and Terry are dead. 810 01:11:33,453 --> 01:11:37,156 I'm pretty sure I killed the thing that did it,... 811 01:11:37,157 --> 01:11:40,100 I don't know what it was. 812 01:11:45,031 --> 01:11:49,235 I'm hundreds of miles from anywhere. 813 01:11:53,373 --> 01:11:56,176 In case I don't make it,... 814 01:12:03,183 --> 01:12:08,555 ...Jo, I knew the first I saw you, I was a goner. 815 01:12:13,093 --> 01:12:16,737 I could survive the North Pole,... 816 01:12:18,531 --> 01:12:22,501 ...but I was no match for that smile. 817 01:12:30,677 --> 01:12:32,406 Holly, my baby. 818 01:12:38,351 --> 01:12:43,490 My baby girl, I love you, I love you so much... 819 01:12:44,858 --> 01:12:46,959 ...it hurts my heart. 820 01:12:47,393 --> 01:12:50,805 (slow music) 821 01:13:12,018 --> 01:13:15,620 Video message to daddy, take one. 822 01:13:15,621 --> 01:13:18,023 Hi, daddy, I just wanted to say I love you... 823 01:13:18,024 --> 01:13:19,591 ...and I'll miss you. 824 01:13:19,592 --> 01:13:22,294 Don't be afraid, because I know you're the bravest... 825 01:13:22,295 --> 01:13:28,134 ...and the strongest, and that you're coming home soon. 826 01:13:47,387 --> 01:13:48,881 Okay, Doug... 827 01:13:54,861 --> 01:13:57,102 How do we get home? 828 01:14:09,575 --> 01:14:12,753 (grunting) 829 01:14:28,328 --> 01:14:29,361 Bearskin Lake. 830 01:14:29,362 --> 01:14:32,071 That's where Duncan is. 831 01:14:32,132 --> 01:14:34,140 That's 20 clicks. 832 01:14:35,301 --> 01:14:36,470 Six hours. 833 01:14:56,857 --> 01:15:00,360 (tense music) 834 01:15:03,729 --> 01:15:06,767 (panting) 835 01:15:09,069 --> 01:15:10,237 Fuck. 836 01:15:18,811 --> 01:15:20,820 Go with your gut. 837 01:15:59,485 --> 01:16:00,654 Duncan. 838 01:16:03,456 --> 01:16:04,624 Duncan! 839 01:16:07,460 --> 01:16:09,563 Duncan, thank god. 840 01:16:13,333 --> 01:16:14,501 Duncan? 841 01:16:16,369 --> 01:16:17,202 (rock music from stereo) 842 01:16:17,203 --> 01:16:18,372 Holy shit! 843 01:16:28,081 --> 01:16:29,249 Oh shit. 844 01:16:34,955 --> 01:16:36,261 Fuck, fuck. 845 01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:50,763 (TV hissing) 846 01:16:58,478 --> 01:17:00,512 At this point we can't say with any accuracy... 847 01:17:00,513 --> 01:17:04,116 ...what the scope of the attack is. 848 01:17:04,117 --> 01:17:06,718 The initial global air attack... 849 01:17:06,719 --> 01:17:10,089 ...targeted the world's largest and most densely populated... 850 01:17:10,090 --> 01:17:13,192 ...cities and military installations. 851 01:17:13,193 --> 01:17:16,895 New York, Los Angeles, London, Mumbai, Beijing. 852 01:17:16,896 --> 01:17:18,064 Get down! 853 01:17:19,399 --> 01:17:21,333 Now, the initial global attack only lasted... 854 01:17:21,334 --> 01:17:24,936 ...97 minutes, but it managed to cripple most of the world,... 855 01:17:24,937 --> 01:17:28,140 ...communication, infrastructure. 856 01:17:28,141 --> 01:17:33,745 All we know is that the attack is of unknown origin. 857 01:17:33,746 --> 01:17:35,849 Not of this world. 858 01:17:36,249 --> 01:17:37,782 Now, the last reports we had... 859 01:17:37,783 --> 01:17:41,120 ...were that several alien aircraft were shot down... 860 01:17:41,121 --> 01:17:43,622 ...by northern military defense forces. 861 01:17:43,623 --> 01:17:46,725 Authorities have been pleading with people... 862 01:17:46,726 --> 01:17:50,095 ...to get as far away from the densely populated urban centers,... 863 01:17:50,096 --> 01:17:52,764 ...to get as far away from them as possible. 864 01:17:52,765 --> 01:17:58,437 And if you managed to escape, and if you can hear me,... 865 01:17:58,438 --> 01:18:02,941 ...if you're out there, if you're out there, good luck. 866 01:18:02,942 --> 01:18:06,446 (tense music) 867 01:18:12,185 --> 01:18:13,726 Major cities. 868 01:18:14,387 --> 01:18:15,555 Jo. 869 01:18:16,956 --> 01:18:19,458 [TV] At this point we can't say with any accuracy... 870 01:18:19,459 --> 01:18:23,196 ...what the scope of the attack is. 871 01:18:23,296 --> 01:18:25,797 The initial global air attack targeted... 872 01:18:25,798 --> 01:18:28,500 ...the largest and most densely populated-- 873 01:18:28,501 --> 01:18:30,930 You gotta be alive. 874 01:18:37,210 --> 01:18:39,411 These will me to the channels. 875 01:18:39,412 --> 01:18:40,979 I'll have to figure it out from there. 876 01:18:40,980 --> 01:18:42,314 [Duncan] Hey! 877 01:18:42,315 --> 01:18:43,483 Duncan? 878 01:18:44,984 --> 01:18:48,019 What they hell are you doing in my boat? 879 01:18:48,020 --> 01:18:50,455 It's me, Doug Woods. 880 01:18:50,456 --> 01:18:53,024 Where's the rest of your crew? 881 01:18:53,025 --> 01:18:54,859 They're all dead. 882 01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:56,295 Dead? 883 01:18:56,296 --> 01:18:58,063 What the hell's going on? 884 01:18:58,064 --> 01:18:59,898 I don't have time to explain, just get on the boat... 885 01:18:59,899 --> 01:19:01,600 ...and we'll talk while we're moving. 886 01:19:01,601 --> 01:19:02,901 Mr. Woods. 887 01:19:02,902 --> 01:19:05,036 I really need you to get out of my boat. 888 01:19:05,037 --> 01:19:06,105 Duncan, I'm not arguing with you,... 889 01:19:06,106 --> 01:19:08,140 ...just get on the fucking boat. 890 01:19:08,141 --> 01:19:08,940 You can just-- 891 01:19:08,941 --> 01:19:12,244 (screeching) 892 01:19:12,245 --> 01:19:13,413 Fuck. 893 01:19:14,480 --> 01:19:17,890 (screeching) 894 01:19:23,689 --> 01:19:27,753 (boat engine revs) 895 01:19:32,298 --> 01:19:35,661 (screeching) 896 01:19:40,273 --> 01:19:43,636 (screeching) 897 01:19:50,082 --> 01:19:53,260 (shouting) 898 01:20:04,597 --> 01:20:05,765 Checkmate. 899 01:20:29,088 --> 01:20:33,152 (boat engine revs) 900 01:20:34,227 --> 01:20:37,590 (slow music) 901 01:21:13,766 --> 01:21:19,605 ("Lonely Gunman" by Jesse Parent) 902 01:21:43,996 --> 01:21:47,566 ♪ There's a place just off the coast ♪ 903 01:21:47,567 --> 01:21:50,335 ♪ In the middle of nowhere ♪ 904 01:21:50,336 --> 01:21:55,008 ♪ Deep inside the hills ♪ 905 01:21:55,441 --> 01:22:01,280 ♪ Sitting silently lives the lonely, the lonely gunman ♪ 906 01:22:02,047 --> 01:22:06,251 ♪ Counting up his kills ♪ 907 01:22:06,252 --> 01:22:09,335 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 908 01:22:18,998 --> 01:22:22,233 ♪ When he was young he dreamed of a life ♪ 909 01:22:22,234 --> 01:22:25,236 ♪ Of growing old and happy ♪ 910 01:22:25,237 --> 01:22:29,676 ♪ But he was so naive ♪ 911 01:22:30,710 --> 01:22:33,945 ♪ 'Cause you can never shoot a gun ♪ 912 01:22:33,946 --> 01:22:36,948 ♪ Pull the trigger ♪ 913 01:22:36,949 --> 01:22:41,252 ♪ With your heart on your sleeve ♪ 914 01:22:41,253 --> 01:22:44,056 ♪ Oh no ♪ 915 01:22:48,227 --> 01:22:53,932 ♪ He's come to terms with a life spent alone ♪ 916 01:22:53,933 --> 01:22:59,504 ♪ No room for love in a heart made of stone ♪ 917 01:22:59,505 --> 01:23:04,108 ♪ He made the choice oh so long ago ♪ 918 01:23:04,109 --> 01:23:09,996 ♪ Between a woman and a smoking gun ♪ 919 01:23:35,074 --> 01:23:38,843 ♪ There was a time he fell in love ♪ 920 01:23:38,844 --> 01:23:41,446 ♪ And he was happy ♪ 921 01:23:41,447 --> 01:23:46,725 ♪ With a woman soft and kind ♪ 922 01:23:46,852 --> 01:23:50,021 ♪ But every time he closed his eyes ♪ 923 01:23:50,022 --> 01:23:52,891 ♪ And pulled the trigger ♪ 924 01:23:52,892 --> 01:23:56,895 ♪ He left a bit of himself behind ♪ 925 01:23:56,896 --> 01:23:59,979 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 926 01:24:10,175 --> 01:24:13,412 ♪ Now he's haunted by the eyes ♪ 927 01:24:13,413 --> 01:24:16,448 ♪ Of the lives he's taken ♪ 928 01:24:16,449 --> 01:24:21,886 ♪ As they were making their last stands ♪ 929 01:24:21,887 --> 01:24:24,923 ♪ There is no amount of time ♪ 930 01:24:24,924 --> 01:24:27,892 ♪ That can wash away ♪ 931 01:24:27,893 --> 01:24:32,464 ♪ The blood from his hands ♪ 932 01:24:32,465 --> 01:24:35,408 ♪ Oh no ♪ 63830

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