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By: Etcohod 2 00:03:10,008 --> 00:03:13,444 (Kellenberger) Look at those flapjacks. 3 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,479 (Jeff) Have decorum, Mr. Kellenberger. 4 00:03:15,514 --> 00:03:18,265 We are on our way to church camp. 5 00:03:19,353 --> 00:03:23,972 - Lord, I thank Thee for this awesome bounty of flapjacks. 6 00:03:25,259 --> 00:03:26,525 - Much better. 7 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,610 - Where is she from? 8 00:03:28,644 --> 00:03:30,277 Does anybody know? 9 00:03:30,314 --> 00:03:31,479 - I don't know. 10 00:03:31,514 --> 00:03:33,714 From around, somewhere. 11 00:03:33,749 --> 00:03:37,218 - I wonder if she comes from a single-parent home. 12 00:03:37,254 --> 00:03:39,620 You two would have a lot to talk about then. 13 00:03:39,656 --> 00:03:40,855 Right, Jacqueline? 14 00:03:40,891 --> 00:03:43,491 - How about you go find out? 15 00:03:43,526 --> 00:03:46,462 - Maybe I will if you shut the fuck up. 16 00:03:46,497 --> 00:03:48,380 - Please don't, Danielle. 17 00:03:51,269 --> 00:03:52,334 - Hi, there. 18 00:03:52,369 --> 00:03:53,635 - Oh, hi. 19 00:03:53,637 --> 00:03:54,987 - I'm Danielle. 20 00:03:55,055 --> 00:03:56,589 - I'm Faith. 21 00:03:56,624 --> 00:03:57,855 - I know. 22 00:03:57,892 --> 00:04:00,826 Look, I-I really wanted to talk to you about something, 23 00:04:00,861 --> 00:04:02,945 if that's all right. 24 00:04:02,980 --> 00:04:03,931 - Sure. 25 00:04:03,965 --> 00:04:05,865 - Okay, well... 26 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:07,900 I want you to remember that I'm saying this 27 00:04:07,935 --> 00:04:10,701 with all the kindness in my heart. 28 00:04:10,739 --> 00:04:12,906 But, uh... 29 00:04:12,941 --> 00:04:16,442 ever since you got on this bus you've been attracting 30 00:04:16,478 --> 00:04:19,546 the wrong sort of attention. 31 00:04:19,581 --> 00:04:20,880 - Excuse me? 32 00:04:20,916 --> 00:04:26,003 - Sweetie, don't you think that blouse is a little snug on you? 33 00:04:26,038 --> 00:04:30,023 You know, if you want I can try and scare you up, uh-- 34 00:04:30,060 --> 00:04:31,658 what size are you? 35 00:04:31,693 --> 00:04:33,175 Extra large? 36 00:04:33,211 --> 00:04:34,277 - Yeah, no thank you. 37 00:04:34,314 --> 00:04:35,312 I'm good. 38 00:04:35,347 --> 00:04:37,647 - Okay, well, let me know if you change your mind. 39 00:04:37,682 --> 00:04:38,849 - Will do. 40 00:04:38,884 --> 00:04:42,853 - Oh, and-and you do remember your Proverbs, don't you? 41 00:04:42,888 --> 00:04:46,390 Like a gold ring in a pig's snout 42 00:04:46,426 --> 00:04:49,810 is a beautiful girl without discretion. 43 00:04:49,846 --> 00:04:51,446 - So true. 44 00:04:51,481 --> 00:04:54,548 And you of course remember your Book of Obadiah: 45 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:56,751 Lonely is the woman who only has flat cakes 46 00:04:56,787 --> 00:04:59,887 to bring to the banquet. 47 00:05:01,724 --> 00:05:03,325 'Bye now. 48 00:05:10,116 --> 00:05:12,551 - That was so awesome. 49 00:05:12,585 --> 00:05:14,920 Like you are so brave. 50 00:05:14,956 --> 00:05:16,654 - It was nothing, believe me. 51 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:17,655 - I'm Jacqueline. 52 00:05:17,691 --> 00:05:18,690 - I'm Faith. 53 00:05:18,726 --> 00:05:23,428 - Y-y-- um, just so you know, that verse is not 54 00:05:23,464 --> 00:05:25,097 in the Book of Obadiah. 55 00:05:25,132 --> 00:05:26,698 - Oh, I know. 56 00:05:26,734 --> 00:05:28,000 - [LAUGHS] Okay. 57 00:05:28,035 --> 00:05:29,836 Um, well, it's really cool that you're here. 58 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:30,470 I'm... 59 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:31,670 - Talk to her for me, bro. 60 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:33,539 - Dude, talk to her yourself. 61 00:05:33,575 --> 00:05:34,373 - Jeff, come on. 62 00:05:34,408 --> 00:05:36,508 Just get her warmed up for me, man. 63 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:37,477 - She's plenty warm. 64 00:05:37,512 --> 00:05:39,645 Just go fuckin' talk to her and say hello. 65 00:05:39,681 --> 00:05:41,579 I can't do this for you forever, man. 66 00:05:41,615 --> 00:05:43,166 - All right, never mind. Forget I asked. 67 00:05:43,201 --> 00:05:44,751 - Don't do that. 68 00:05:44,785 --> 00:05:45,885 - Friend. 69 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,053 - Don't do that. - Friend. 70 00:05:47,087 --> 00:05:48,037 - Don't call me-- - Friend. 71 00:05:48,072 --> 00:05:48,871 - Dude. - Friend. 72 00:05:48,907 --> 00:05:50,824 - I am your friend. - Best friend. 73 00:05:50,859 --> 00:05:52,542 - Oh, fuck you, dude. 74 00:05:52,577 --> 00:05:53,560 - Really? 75 00:05:53,594 --> 00:05:54,727 - You think I'm going to be your wing man forever? 76 00:05:54,763 --> 00:05:55,762 When are you going to fly? 77 00:05:55,797 --> 00:05:57,814 When do you fly? - I fly every day. 78 00:05:57,849 --> 00:05:58,814 - But let me see those wings. - No. Stop. 79 00:05:58,851 --> 00:05:59,883 - Let me see those wings. 80 00:05:59,917 --> 00:06:01,584 - Fly. - I am flying. 81 00:06:01,619 --> 00:06:02,518 - Fly. Fly. - I'm flying. 82 00:06:02,553 --> 00:06:03,419 - Then fuckin' fly. 83 00:06:03,456 --> 00:06:05,722 - [YELLING] All right, get off my ass-- 84 00:06:06,509 --> 00:06:11,828 uh, said Jesus to Moses, um-- 85 00:06:11,864 --> 00:06:12,730 - That's right. 86 00:06:12,764 --> 00:06:15,799 - --when Moses tried to climb aboard Jesus's-- 87 00:06:15,835 --> 00:06:16,533 - Donkey. 88 00:06:16,569 --> 00:06:17,533 - --donkey-- - Yep. Mm-hmm. 89 00:06:17,569 --> 00:06:20,905 - --after, um, he drank too many natty ice-- 90 00:06:20,941 --> 00:06:21,688 - Yes. 91 00:06:21,724 --> 00:06:22,540 - --pounders. 92 00:06:22,575 --> 00:06:24,608 - Amen, brother. 93 00:06:24,644 --> 00:06:26,076 Sorry. 94 00:06:26,112 --> 00:06:26,610 - That went well. 95 00:06:26,644 --> 00:06:28,112 - Yeah, I think that was good. 96 00:06:29,866 --> 00:06:32,867 - Hey, gang. 97 00:06:32,903 --> 00:06:33,734 All right. 98 00:06:33,771 --> 00:06:34,770 Let's try to settle down. 99 00:06:34,805 --> 00:06:37,405 How about we try five deep breaths? 100 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:40,441 I'm going to go first. 101 00:06:40,477 --> 00:06:43,695 [CHATTER ON BUS] 102 00:06:43,731 --> 00:06:45,547 SHUT UP! 103 00:06:46,967 --> 00:06:48,633 All right. 104 00:06:48,668 --> 00:06:52,503 Well, I know that we have a lot of new faces this year, 105 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:53,905 so we're going to get to the rules. 106 00:06:53,941 --> 00:06:56,776 But first let's do some introductions. 107 00:06:56,810 --> 00:06:59,945 I'm the camp director, Doug... 108 00:06:59,980 --> 00:07:01,796 Doug. 109 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:04,699 And I am so excited to be working with you this year 110 00:07:04,735 --> 00:07:07,753 to ensure that our campers are going to leave 111 00:07:07,788 --> 00:07:09,122 Good Friends Church Camp 112 00:07:09,156 --> 00:07:12,657 transformed by His awesome message. 113 00:07:12,693 --> 00:07:14,725 - Amen. 114 00:07:14,762 --> 00:07:16,895 - You guys are a special group, so I have something 115 00:07:16,931 --> 00:07:18,064 special for you. 116 00:07:18,099 --> 00:07:18,965 See this? 117 00:07:18,999 --> 00:07:21,834 It's a jar, a jar. 118 00:07:21,870 --> 00:07:23,669 But there's nothing in it. 119 00:07:23,705 --> 00:07:27,806 But if you do something good, like following the rules 120 00:07:27,841 --> 00:07:32,079 or showing strong leadership, I am going to take a marble 121 00:07:32,114 --> 00:07:33,113 [MARBLE TINKS] 122 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:35,599 and put it in the jar. 123 00:07:35,634 --> 00:07:39,702 Now, if we have a situation where you do something wrong, 124 00:07:39,738 --> 00:07:41,938 like not following the rules... 125 00:07:46,812 --> 00:07:49,663 the marble is going to come out. 126 00:07:49,699 --> 00:07:50,681 - Oh, no. 127 00:07:51,617 --> 00:07:53,318 What do we do? 128 00:07:53,353 --> 00:07:56,054 - I'll explain it later to you, Courtney. 129 00:07:56,088 --> 00:08:00,023 Now, at the end of the week if we have a jar full of marbles, 130 00:08:00,059 --> 00:08:01,491 guess what? 131 00:08:01,527 --> 00:08:03,561 We're going to have a pizza party. 132 00:08:03,596 --> 00:08:05,429 Everybody loves pizza, right? 133 00:08:05,464 --> 00:08:06,747 Excited? 134 00:08:06,783 --> 00:08:08,649 - Sounds fucking gay. 135 00:08:08,685 --> 00:08:10,885 - Nailed it. 136 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,886 I mean ... 137 00:08:12,923 --> 00:08:13,887 pizza party? 138 00:08:13,923 --> 00:08:15,623 Awesome. 139 00:08:18,195 --> 00:08:20,962 - Mr. Kellenberger, is it? 140 00:08:20,998 --> 00:08:23,833 I would like to let you know that there is nothing 141 00:08:23,867 --> 00:08:29,654 gay nor homosexual or deviant of any kind at 142 00:08:29,690 --> 00:08:31,340 Good Friends Church Camp. 143 00:08:31,375 --> 00:08:35,094 For example, rule number one: 144 00:08:35,129 --> 00:08:36,528 no masturbating. 145 00:08:36,563 --> 00:08:39,181 [GROANS IN BUS] 146 00:08:39,217 --> 00:08:40,783 - Boo. What? 147 00:08:40,818 --> 00:08:41,951 Are you serious? 148 00:08:41,985 --> 00:08:43,152 - Dude, I'm halfway through rubbin' one out right now. 149 00:08:43,187 --> 00:08:44,052 - I'm helping him. 150 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:45,654 - Come on, man. 151 00:08:45,690 --> 00:08:46,655 - This is bullshit. 152 00:08:46,691 --> 00:08:49,625 - Guys, guys, guys, I don't make the rules. 153 00:08:49,660 --> 00:08:52,244 He does. 154 00:08:52,279 --> 00:08:53,963 - I guess he's right. 155 00:08:53,998 --> 00:08:58,367 - Rule number two: no laughing like a liberated woman. 156 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:04,608 [CAR DRIVING UP] 157 00:09:04,643 --> 00:09:14,684 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 158 00:09:14,686 --> 00:09:20,925 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 159 00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:25,929 [FOOTSTEPS] 160 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:36,090 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 161 00:09:38,628 --> 00:09:39,793 [BUS DRIVING BY] 162 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,630 - Waaahhhhhh! 163 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:53,141 [MUSIC] 164 00:09:57,281 --> 00:09:59,347 [FOOTSTEPS] 165 00:09:59,382 --> 00:10:06,706 [GUITAR PLAYING BLUES] 166 00:10:06,741 --> 00:10:08,157 - Morning. 167 00:10:10,428 --> 00:10:11,861 - Morning. 168 00:10:15,165 --> 00:10:17,416 Where's that bus going? 169 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:19,669 - What bus? 170 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,721 - That bus. 171 00:10:25,809 --> 00:10:27,794 - [CLEARS THROAT] Well, I'd say since school is 172 00:10:27,829 --> 00:10:30,263 not in session that that bus is going out to the-the 173 00:10:30,298 --> 00:10:33,266 church camp, out there by Big Timber State Park. 174 00:10:35,169 --> 00:10:36,786 - The camp? 175 00:10:36,822 --> 00:10:38,688 - Mm-hmm. 176 00:10:38,724 --> 00:10:40,974 - You got any ammo? 177 00:10:41,010 --> 00:10:43,259 - Yeah, right over there. 178 00:10:51,921 --> 00:10:53,587 There ain't much in season right now. 179 00:10:53,589 --> 00:10:56,907 You doing you some huntin'? 180 00:10:56,943 --> 00:10:57,841 - Yeah. 181 00:10:57,877 --> 00:11:00,010 Yeah, sort of. 182 00:11:09,571 --> 00:11:12,207 [BOX SLAMS ON COUNTER] 183 00:11:12,241 --> 00:11:13,975 That too. 184 00:11:15,795 --> 00:11:17,362 - Gonna be, uh, $15.75. 185 00:11:18,331 --> 00:11:19,496 - All right. 186 00:11:19,533 --> 00:11:20,498 Got a bag? 187 00:11:22,385 --> 00:11:23,484 - Nah. 188 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:25,837 - Thanks. 189 00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:34,629 - Hey, you know, Mister, you enjoy that. 190 00:11:34,664 --> 00:11:36,248 That there is the best breakfast in a box 191 00:11:36,283 --> 00:11:39,217 that money can buy [CHUCKLES]. 192 00:11:43,323 --> 00:11:46,192 - You don't know what breakfast is. 193 00:11:47,862 --> 00:11:54,801 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 194 00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:05,428 - [BIRDS CHIRPING] 195 00:12:13,238 --> 00:12:17,023 - [SHOUTING] All right, everyone get the fuck out! 196 00:12:22,431 --> 00:12:24,432 - All right, everybody. 197 00:12:24,466 --> 00:12:25,398 Come on! 198 00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:27,800 We got a big day ahead. 199 00:12:30,974 --> 00:12:31,972 Good to see you. 200 00:12:32,808 --> 00:12:33,440 Good to see you. 201 00:12:33,442 --> 00:12:35,258 Nice to see you again. 202 00:12:35,295 --> 00:12:37,178 Hey! 203 00:12:37,213 --> 00:12:47,171 - [MUSIC] 204 00:12:47,173 --> 00:12:52,795 - [MUSIC] 205 00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:55,297 - So, Leon, remember: you're going to pick up 206 00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:58,934 the campers at the Kirkland Elementary School 207 00:12:58,968 --> 00:13:01,135 at 0700 hours. 208 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,871 - [SHOUTING] Yeah, man, I'll remember, okay? 209 00:13:02,906 --> 00:13:03,838 - Yes. 210 00:13:03,873 --> 00:13:05,974 Well, I don't want a repeat of last summer. 211 00:13:06,010 --> 00:13:07,275 Remember? 212 00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:11,146 When you took the campers to the Eagle Pass Casino for 12 hours? 213 00:13:11,182 --> 00:13:14,817 I got a lot of angry phone calls from parents. 214 00:13:14,851 --> 00:13:17,285 - Fuck you, Doug. 215 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:20,256 Fuck you. 216 00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:21,473 - Well, that's [INDISTINCT]. 217 00:13:21,508 --> 00:13:23,877 Do we have an understanding? 218 00:13:23,912 --> 00:13:25,927 [INDISTINCT] 219 00:13:27,165 --> 00:13:27,964 - Hey, everyone. 220 00:13:27,998 --> 00:13:28,831 Coming through. 221 00:13:28,866 --> 00:13:30,066 Doug coming through. 222 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:33,086 Let's part these red seas. 223 00:13:33,655 --> 00:13:35,321 All right. 224 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,391 Yeah! 225 00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:38,425 [SLAP] 226 00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:39,925 [LAUGHS] Oh, I can't wait! 227 00:13:39,961 --> 00:13:41,460 Are you guys ready? 228 00:13:41,496 --> 00:13:42,912 - Yeah. 229 00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:43,646 - Okay. 230 00:13:43,682 --> 00:13:46,132 Now, the campers arrive tomorrow. 231 00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:49,035 So Theresa and I have assigned some tasks to help 232 00:13:49,070 --> 00:13:50,569 get the place ready. 233 00:13:50,605 --> 00:13:52,172 - Hi, everyone. 234 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:54,141 I'm Theresa. 235 00:13:54,176 --> 00:13:57,261 And since you'll all be working so hard, 236 00:13:57,296 --> 00:14:00,498 we have took the liberty of preparing a special treat 237 00:14:00,533 --> 00:14:01,832 for all of you. 238 00:14:01,866 --> 00:14:02,916 Reggie? 239 00:14:02,952 --> 00:14:03,649 - Hey, everybody. 240 00:14:03,686 --> 00:14:04,820 Good to meet ya. 241 00:14:04,855 --> 00:14:07,253 It's Shrove Tuesday, and that means Reggie's cooking up 242 00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:10,358 a nice big pancake dinner. 243 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:12,259 - Breakfast for dinner? 244 00:14:12,295 --> 00:14:17,399 Could things be getting any crazier? 245 00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:18,099 Huh? 246 00:14:18,134 --> 00:14:19,533 Yeah? 247 00:14:19,570 --> 00:14:21,252 Yeah. 248 00:14:21,288 --> 00:14:21,886 Okay. 249 00:14:21,921 --> 00:14:24,556 Um, Kendra and Courtney-- 250 00:14:24,591 --> 00:14:25,474 - Yeah? 251 00:14:25,509 --> 00:14:28,209 - If you can go prepare Jonah's Fishing Shed, 252 00:14:28,245 --> 00:14:29,628 that'd be great. 253 00:14:29,663 --> 00:14:31,096 - You got it! 254 00:14:31,598 --> 00:14:32,497 - All Right. 255 00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:35,984 Uh, Faith and Jacqueline? 256 00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:38,520 I'm going to send you guys down to the Little Beach 257 00:14:38,555 --> 00:14:40,521 Volleyball Court of Bethlehem. 258 00:14:40,557 --> 00:14:41,490 - Oh, my gosh. 259 00:14:41,526 --> 00:14:42,324 Awesome! 260 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,226 Let's go. 261 00:14:43,261 --> 00:14:44,093 It's this way. 262 00:14:44,128 --> 00:14:45,127 - Okay. 263 00:14:45,162 --> 00:14:45,760 - Excuse me. 264 00:14:45,796 --> 00:14:46,995 - Can you move over, guys? 265 00:14:47,031 --> 00:14:48,396 - They're so quiet. 266 00:14:48,433 --> 00:14:49,482 - Great kids. 267 00:14:49,517 --> 00:14:51,767 Jeffrey and Stanley? 268 00:14:53,987 --> 00:14:56,270 Jeffrey and Stanley? 269 00:14:58,409 --> 00:15:00,610 [SHOUTING] Jeffrey and Stanley! 270 00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:02,378 Thanks. 271 00:15:02,413 --> 00:15:05,697 You guys are going to muck out the Stables of Solomon. 272 00:15:05,734 --> 00:15:08,668 When you're there, go find Alberto. 273 00:15:08,703 --> 00:15:10,204 Well, that's fun to say! 274 00:15:10,239 --> 00:15:11,037 - It is. 275 00:15:11,073 --> 00:15:12,005 It's Spanish. 276 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,172 - Mm. 277 00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:16,143 Oh, we did change the oats on the horses so their BMs 278 00:15:16,177 --> 00:15:18,377 might be a little soft. 279 00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:20,947 - You can count on us, Dougie. 280 00:15:20,982 --> 00:15:24,218 - Oh, Mr. Conroy, if this keeps up I see a few more 281 00:15:24,252 --> 00:15:26,687 marbles in a jar. 282 00:15:26,723 --> 00:15:30,255 - I love your marbles, Doug. 283 00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:31,691 - Thanks. 284 00:15:31,727 --> 00:15:32,577 - It's like the best thing ever. 285 00:15:32,612 --> 00:15:35,496 Like-- and, yeah, it's going to be super exciting. 286 00:15:35,498 --> 00:15:37,180 - Excuse us. 287 00:15:37,215 --> 00:15:38,248 - Go ahead. 288 00:15:38,283 --> 00:15:39,150 - Hi. 289 00:15:39,184 --> 00:15:40,685 - We're gonna go, uh, muck the stables. 290 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,285 You wanna come? 291 00:15:42,322 --> 00:15:43,753 - Yeah, no. I'm good. 292 00:15:43,789 --> 00:15:45,323 - You guys go on ahead. No. 293 00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:46,290 - All right. 294 00:15:46,325 --> 00:15:47,356 More for us, then. 295 00:15:47,393 --> 00:15:48,091 - All right. 296 00:15:48,127 --> 00:15:48,993 - See you later. 297 00:15:49,027 --> 00:15:50,663 - Yeah. 298 00:15:50,697 --> 00:15:53,063 - So glad you said no. 299 00:15:53,099 --> 00:15:55,633 I hate mucking the stables. 300 00:15:55,668 --> 00:15:56,434 Yeah. 301 00:15:56,471 --> 00:15:59,070 And what was in that bag, anyway? 302 00:16:01,475 --> 00:16:03,274 - Alfalfa. 303 00:16:03,309 --> 00:16:03,942 - Oh. 304 00:16:03,977 --> 00:16:06,043 - You know, for the horses. 305 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:06,645 - Yeah. 306 00:16:06,681 --> 00:16:07,612 All right. 307 00:16:07,647 --> 00:16:09,013 Um, well volleyball court's this way, so. 308 00:16:09,048 --> 00:16:10,148 - Okay. 309 00:16:10,183 --> 00:16:15,003 [THRASHER MUSIC] 310 00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:16,605 ♪ Put the needle on the record ♪ 311 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:26,148 [THRASHER MUSIC] 312 00:16:26,184 --> 00:16:28,250 - Wo, wo, woooo! 313 00:16:28,285 --> 00:16:30,485 [THRASHER MUSIC] 314 00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:36,608 [BUS PASSING BY] 315 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,506 [BUS SCREECHES TO A STOP] 316 00:16:55,763 --> 00:16:56,830 - Wooo! 317 00:16:56,865 --> 00:16:58,749 - Goddamn it, Leon. 318 00:16:58,783 --> 00:17:01,201 Where the fuck you been? 319 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,136 - Just dropped off my load. 320 00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:05,504 Wanna help me drop another? 321 00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:06,408 - Fuck you, Leon. 322 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,542 We should leave your ass for making us wait here 323 00:17:08,579 --> 00:17:10,561 in this shithole fucking morning. 324 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,429 - Oh, come on, ladies. 325 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:17,301 Leon's hornier than a three-balled tomcat. 326 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:20,504 Besides, I've got some party favors. 327 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:23,724 - Fuck it. 328 00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:24,725 - Fuck it. 329 00:17:24,761 --> 00:17:26,194 [LAUGHING] 330 00:17:26,228 --> 00:17:31,249 - [THRASHER MUSIC] 331 00:17:31,285 --> 00:17:35,119 [DOORS SQUEAK] 332 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:38,122 [BUS DRIVING OFF] 333 00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:43,310 - Oh, yeah. 334 00:17:43,345 --> 00:17:44,179 Mm. 335 00:17:44,215 --> 00:17:45,346 - Thank you. 336 00:17:45,382 --> 00:17:46,347 Right there. 337 00:17:46,384 --> 00:17:47,550 - Feels so good. 338 00:17:47,585 --> 00:17:48,817 Oh, yeah. 339 00:17:48,853 --> 00:17:52,221 - Right there, [INDISTINCT], I mean Leon. 340 00:17:52,255 --> 00:17:53,222 - [MOANING] 341 00:17:53,257 --> 00:17:55,224 - Oh, yeah. 342 00:17:55,259 --> 00:17:57,593 Oh, yeah. 343 00:17:57,627 --> 00:18:03,182 [BUS SQUEAKING] 344 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:14,727 - [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 345 00:18:14,762 --> 00:18:17,597 - It feels so good. 346 00:18:17,632 --> 00:18:18,598 Yeah. 347 00:18:18,634 --> 00:18:19,898 - Just like that. 348 00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,485 - Right there. 349 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,852 [BUS SQUEAKING] 350 00:18:25,623 --> 00:18:28,759 - [BOOTS STOMPING] 351 00:18:28,794 --> 00:18:29,927 - What was that? 352 00:18:29,961 --> 00:18:32,763 - Shut up with that paranoia shit again. 353 00:18:32,798 --> 00:18:35,014 Pass me the bag. 354 00:18:39,271 --> 00:18:41,871 Oh, fuck. 355 00:18:41,907 --> 00:18:43,908 [GLASS SHATTERS] 356 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:48,463 - What do you have up there. 357 00:18:48,497 --> 00:18:50,364 Goddamn! 358 00:18:50,399 --> 00:18:52,517 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] Goddamn. 359 00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:54,552 Goddamn. 360 00:18:54,587 --> 00:18:56,255 Goddamn. 361 00:18:56,289 --> 00:18:57,788 Goddamn. 362 00:18:57,823 --> 00:19:04,177 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 363 00:19:14,775 --> 00:19:20,196 [GURGLING] 364 00:19:20,231 --> 00:19:26,602 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 365 00:19:26,636 --> 00:19:30,889 - [SCREAMING] 366 00:19:35,831 --> 00:19:45,854 - [BIRDS CHIRPING, BEE BUZZING] 367 00:19:45,891 --> 00:19:47,791 - So last summer, um, we did a play from the 368 00:19:47,826 --> 00:19:49,292 Book of Chronicles. 369 00:19:49,326 --> 00:19:51,493 And I played Josiah the Levite. 370 00:19:51,529 --> 00:19:56,698 And Susie Bokerman referred to me as Jazaniah the Macathite 371 00:19:56,734 --> 00:19:57,700 [LAUGHS]. 372 00:19:57,735 --> 00:19:59,002 I know. 373 00:19:59,038 --> 00:20:00,470 And then like when I'd go swimming all the kids would 374 00:20:00,506 --> 00:20:02,772 leave because [INDISTINCT] everywhere. 375 00:20:02,808 --> 00:20:04,542 And then like I swear like [INDISTINCT] 376 00:20:04,576 --> 00:20:05,642 [SOUNDS OF BUSHES MOVING, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 377 00:20:05,678 --> 00:20:08,545 like Moses walked on water like in the swimming pool 378 00:20:08,581 --> 00:20:09,713 here at camp. 379 00:20:09,748 --> 00:20:12,466 And I like-- and I mean-- [SOUNDS OF BUSHES MOVING]. 380 00:20:12,501 --> 00:20:15,868 Oh, my God, was-was that a bear? 381 00:20:15,904 --> 00:20:16,437 - No, no. 382 00:20:16,471 --> 00:20:18,939 I'm sure it's nothing. 383 00:20:18,974 --> 00:20:20,940 I'm going to go check it out. 384 00:20:20,976 --> 00:20:23,744 - Be-be careful. 385 00:20:23,779 --> 00:20:27,332 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 386 00:20:27,366 --> 00:20:31,068 [HEAVY BREATHING] 387 00:20:31,103 --> 00:20:36,057 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 388 00:20:36,092 --> 00:20:40,295 [RUSTLING] 389 00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:42,396 - Ernie, what the hell are you doing ? 390 00:20:42,433 --> 00:20:45,400 - Uh, I-I was bird-watching. 391 00:20:45,435 --> 00:20:46,333 - Right. 392 00:20:46,368 --> 00:20:48,670 Yeah, let me go ahead now and take this. 393 00:20:51,807 --> 00:20:55,260 - Hey, that's not what we were doing. 394 00:21:00,484 --> 00:21:01,783 - What the hell, Ernie? 395 00:21:01,819 --> 00:21:02,985 Is this supposed to be us? 396 00:21:03,019 --> 00:21:03,785 - N-no. 397 00:21:03,821 --> 00:21:04,937 - Huh? Is that me? 398 00:21:04,971 --> 00:21:05,703 - No. 399 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:07,038 - Huh? Because this is a medical condition. 400 00:21:07,074 --> 00:21:08,440 This is not normal. 401 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:09,792 - No. 402 00:21:09,827 --> 00:21:11,710 - Right. 403 00:21:11,745 --> 00:21:12,777 God. 404 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,714 I'm going to go ahead and hang onto this, you know, 405 00:21:14,749 --> 00:21:16,832 just in case. 406 00:21:16,868 --> 00:21:19,402 - I-I gotta go clean wood shop. 407 00:21:19,438 --> 00:21:21,788 [RUNNING FOOTSTEPS] 408 00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:24,006 - I don't like that guy. 409 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,608 He seems like a major creeper. 410 00:21:25,644 --> 00:21:28,928 Like I mean what would he be doing-- what--? 411 00:21:28,964 --> 00:21:29,962 Hey, wait up. 412 00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:36,470 - That's a shitload of weed, dude. 413 00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:38,639 - Lot of weed for a beautiful day in the forest 414 00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:39,706 with my best buddy. 415 00:21:39,742 --> 00:21:41,641 - All right. 416 00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:43,543 - So what's your angle on that Faith chick, dude? 417 00:21:43,579 --> 00:21:45,913 - Oh, god, she's a prude, dude. 418 00:21:45,948 --> 00:21:47,781 - You know what they say about those prudes, though. 419 00:21:47,816 --> 00:21:48,648 - What? 420 00:21:48,684 --> 00:21:49,950 - Once they get nude, shit gets crude. 421 00:21:49,985 --> 00:21:52,852 - [LAUGHS] I think we'd have a lot better luck going to 422 00:21:52,888 --> 00:21:55,855 those two cheerleader types down at the lake. 423 00:21:55,891 --> 00:21:56,940 - Kendra and Courtney? 424 00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:57,607 - Yes. 425 00:21:57,643 --> 00:21:58,508 - Agreed. 426 00:21:58,543 --> 00:22:01,179 - Say we run a little '93 Bulls on 'em? 427 00:22:01,264 --> 00:22:02,846 - I thought you were going to say that-- 428 00:22:02,882 --> 00:22:04,949 - I'll go Jordan, you go Pippen? 429 00:22:04,983 --> 00:22:05,783 - No. 430 00:22:05,818 --> 00:22:07,118 You always get Jordan. 431 00:22:07,153 --> 00:22:08,918 - Aw, come on, man. 432 00:22:08,955 --> 00:22:10,086 - I'm tired of Pippen. 433 00:22:10,123 --> 00:22:11,022 I'm tired of Pippen. 434 00:22:11,057 --> 00:22:12,840 - You're lucky to get to be Pippen, dude. 435 00:22:12,876 --> 00:22:14,675 You should be fuckin' Luc Longley. 436 00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:15,743 - Just take it back. 437 00:22:15,778 --> 00:22:16,576 - M-- no. 438 00:22:16,612 --> 00:22:17,645 - Take it back. 439 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:18,346 - Luc Longley is an integral part of that team. 440 00:22:18,381 --> 00:22:20,514 - Dude, at least give me Rodman. 441 00:22:20,550 --> 00:22:21,883 He had some flair. 442 00:22:21,918 --> 00:22:23,551 - Shit. 443 00:22:23,587 --> 00:22:25,020 What the fuck? 444 00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:26,103 [MUSIC] 445 00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:28,973 - Buenos dias... 446 00:22:29,009 --> 00:22:31,477 potitos. 447 00:22:31,511 --> 00:22:32,611 [LAUGHS] 448 00:22:32,646 --> 00:22:33,611 - What? 449 00:22:33,647 --> 00:22:35,080 - Fuck. 450 00:22:35,115 --> 00:22:42,721 [SHOVELING] 451 00:22:42,756 --> 00:22:44,640 - Shit. 452 00:22:45,793 --> 00:22:47,911 [COUGHING] 453 00:22:47,946 --> 00:22:51,947 - Where do you get this pussy-ass weed, man? 454 00:22:51,984 --> 00:22:53,767 You know, you really ought to try the shit we have 455 00:22:53,801 --> 00:22:55,034 down in Sinaloa, man. 456 00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:59,106 That shit'll fuck you up, man, for sure. 457 00:22:59,141 --> 00:23:03,243 [COUGHING] 458 00:23:03,278 --> 00:23:05,662 - This sucks, dude. 459 00:23:05,697 --> 00:23:07,296 - Don't worry. 460 00:23:07,332 --> 00:23:08,883 That's some Amsterdam Albino Rhino. 461 00:23:08,917 --> 00:23:10,034 He's gnawing it. 462 00:23:10,068 --> 00:23:11,700 - So what? 463 00:23:11,736 --> 00:23:13,470 - So by the time he's done smoking and chewing 464 00:23:13,505 --> 00:23:16,772 he's going to be cruising eight miles high, bro. 465 00:23:16,808 --> 00:23:18,676 - This better fucking work, man. 466 00:23:18,711 --> 00:23:21,477 I'm losing my high. 467 00:23:21,513 --> 00:23:23,246 - When have I been wrong? 468 00:23:25,335 --> 00:23:26,950 - Seriously? 469 00:23:26,985 --> 00:23:28,552 When have you been wrong, Luc Longley? 470 00:23:28,586 --> 00:23:30,537 Come on, man. 471 00:23:32,992 --> 00:23:38,829 - [LAUGHING] Oh... 472 00:23:38,864 --> 00:23:46,854 [CREEPY MUSIC] 473 00:23:46,889 --> 00:23:48,906 - (Jeff whispering) Stack-stack the shit. 474 00:23:48,941 --> 00:23:50,491 - (Kellenberger) More shit? 475 00:23:50,526 --> 00:23:51,676 - (Jeff whispering) Come here. 476 00:23:51,711 --> 00:23:52,860 Fuck it. Let's go. 477 00:23:54,264 --> 00:23:56,131 - Hey! 478 00:23:56,165 --> 00:23:58,600 Hey, what are you doing? 479 00:24:03,939 --> 00:24:06,058 Ah... 480 00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:12,180 and keep up the good work, amigos! 481 00:24:12,215 --> 00:24:13,048 Eh? 482 00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:14,984 [LAUGHING] 483 00:24:17,805 --> 00:24:20,039 [FOOTSTEPS RUNNING] 484 00:24:20,074 --> 00:24:23,993 [BREATHING HEAVY] 485 00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:25,044 - You really think he bought that? 486 00:24:25,079 --> 00:24:26,728 - Yeah, yeah, he bought it, dude. 487 00:24:26,763 --> 00:24:28,381 [GIGGLES] 488 00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:30,799 - We need a game plan, man. 489 00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:32,068 - The chicks, dude, the cheerleaders. 490 00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:32,935 - Yeah. 491 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:33,937 - [CHUCKLES] 492 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:36,306 - I smell like shit. 493 00:24:36,342 --> 00:24:37,173 - Yeah. 494 00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:38,792 [LAUGHS] 495 00:24:38,827 --> 00:24:39,625 - Fuck it. 496 00:24:39,661 --> 00:24:41,127 Let's go. 497 00:24:42,614 --> 00:24:44,814 - Carmenzita. 498 00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:47,550 Oh, why did you leave me? 499 00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:48,902 Oh. 500 00:24:49,971 --> 00:24:52,624 [LAUGHS] Here, have some. 501 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:53,189 Here. 502 00:24:53,226 --> 00:24:54,858 Just for you and me. 503 00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:56,660 Don't tell nobody, okay? 504 00:24:56,695 --> 00:25:02,199 [CREEPY MUSIC] 505 00:25:02,235 --> 00:25:02,967 [KISS SMACK] 506 00:25:04,938 --> 00:25:05,869 [CHAINS RATTLE] 507 00:25:08,958 --> 00:25:10,140 [PHONE DROPS] 508 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:20,135 [MUSIC] 509 00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:22,803 Carmenzita. 510 00:25:22,839 --> 00:25:25,590 I knew you'd be back. 511 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,158 [LAUGHS] 512 00:25:30,664 --> 00:25:35,368 Your hair is as soft as the finest fleece. 513 00:25:35,403 --> 00:25:37,970 [DEEP INHALE] 514 00:25:38,006 --> 00:25:40,371 Ah... ah. 515 00:25:40,408 --> 00:25:46,228 [MUSIC] 516 00:25:46,263 --> 00:25:49,248 What's wrong, my little dove? 517 00:25:49,283 --> 00:25:51,884 Oh, you are angry, no? 518 00:25:52,087 --> 00:25:55,937 Surely you can find it in your heart to forgive me. 519 00:25:55,973 --> 00:26:02,662 After all, life is much too short to be taken for granted. 520 00:26:02,697 --> 00:26:06,048 [CREEPY MUSIC] 521 00:26:06,152 --> 00:26:08,934 [CHOKING] 522 00:26:08,969 --> 00:26:11,237 Carmenzita... 523 00:26:11,273 --> 00:26:14,941 you are much stronger than I remember. 524 00:26:17,762 --> 00:26:27,454 [GASPING, STRUGGLE] 525 00:26:27,490 --> 00:26:33,159 [NECK SNAPS] 526 00:26:33,194 --> 00:26:34,879 [HEAD BANGS AGAINST THE WALL] 527 00:26:39,401 --> 00:26:40,834 - I'm tired of running, dude. 528 00:26:40,869 --> 00:26:42,069 - Okay. Let's walk. 529 00:26:42,105 --> 00:26:44,071 - Okay. 530 00:26:44,107 --> 00:26:45,406 - You want the blonde or the brunette? 531 00:26:45,441 --> 00:26:46,974 - I don't care. 532 00:26:47,010 --> 00:26:48,809 - I'll take the blonde. 533 00:26:48,845 --> 00:26:49,877 Come on. 534 00:26:49,913 --> 00:26:51,146 - Whose cabin is this? 535 00:26:51,181 --> 00:26:52,046 - I don't know, man. 536 00:26:52,081 --> 00:26:54,115 Let's go. 537 00:26:54,150 --> 00:26:56,383 Dude, they're gonna fuck somebody else, man. 538 00:26:56,419 --> 00:26:58,720 They're gonna fuck Ernie. 539 00:26:59,857 --> 00:27:02,924 [INSTINCT] 540 00:27:07,964 --> 00:27:10,699 [MUSIC] 541 00:27:10,734 --> 00:27:12,301 - (Jeff) Oh, my God. 542 00:27:12,335 --> 00:27:13,735 - (Kellenberger) Oh, my God, yes. 543 00:27:13,769 --> 00:27:15,987 Uh... 544 00:27:16,022 --> 00:27:18,173 - Oh. 545 00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:19,892 - (Kellenberger) Oh, my God, dude. 546 00:27:19,927 --> 00:27:22,193 - (Jeff) Oh, my God. 547 00:27:22,229 --> 00:27:24,129 - (Kellenberger) What? 548 00:27:24,164 --> 00:27:26,315 Oh, my God, dude. 549 00:27:26,351 --> 00:27:30,802 [INDISTINCT OUTSIDE THE WINDOW] No, no, no, no, no. 550 00:27:30,838 --> 00:27:32,305 - It's all your fucking fault. 551 00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:34,374 - How is that my fault? 552 00:27:34,408 --> 00:27:35,442 I discovered her. 553 00:27:35,477 --> 00:27:37,944 - Yeah, not fast enough, man. 554 00:27:37,979 --> 00:27:38,712 Wait. 555 00:27:38,746 --> 00:27:40,430 Shh. Shh. 556 00:27:40,465 --> 00:27:45,367 - [MUSIC "WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL"] 557 00:27:45,404 --> 00:27:55,379 ♪ ♪ 558 00:27:55,415 --> 00:28:07,274 ♪ ♪ 559 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:10,861 ♪ I had a vision, girl ♪ 560 00:28:13,315 --> 00:28:16,717 ♪ I had you on my mind. ♪ 561 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:19,203 [BOYS OUTSIDE MOANING] 562 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:23,158 ♪ All the joy you've given me ♪ 563 00:28:24,026 --> 00:28:27,879 ♪ Now I thank the stars for the woman you are. ♪ 564 00:28:29,049 --> 00:28:32,883 ♪ Now that I know ♪ 565 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:37,256 ♪ the world's most beautiful girl. ♪ 566 00:28:38,109 --> 00:28:39,373 [BOYS OUTSIDE MOANING] 567 00:28:39,409 --> 00:28:41,793 ♪ Beautiful girl. ♪ 568 00:28:41,828 --> 00:28:46,399 ♪ Your smile, oh, baby, ♪ 569 00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:51,169 ♪ Makes my heart skip a beat. ♪ 570 00:28:56,075 --> 00:29:00,062 ♪ In a world where dreams are few♪ 571 00:29:01,583 --> 00:29:04,917 ♪ all of mine come true. ♪ 572 00:29:06,321 --> 00:29:11,958 ♪ And you, you could fill an ocean with love ♪ 573 00:29:11,993 --> 00:29:14,995 ♪ and wherever we are catch a falling star, ♪ 574 00:29:15,029 --> 00:29:17,864 ♪ just to prove my love to you. ♪ 575 00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:20,967 ♪ I'm in love... ♪ 576 00:29:21,003 --> 00:29:25,421 ♪ with the world's most beautiful girl, ♪ 577 00:29:26,025 --> 00:29:29,526 ♪ Girl, beautiful girl. ♪ 578 00:29:29,561 --> 00:29:36,299 ♪ I'm in love. ♪ 579 00:29:36,335 --> 00:29:42,039 ♪ ♪ 580 00:29:42,074 --> 00:29:43,457 - (Kellenberger) Aw, dude. 581 00:29:43,459 --> 00:29:44,908 [STOMP STOMP] 582 00:29:44,945 --> 00:29:45,609 And she's still-- 583 00:29:45,645 --> 00:29:47,577 - Hey! 584 00:29:47,613 --> 00:29:50,080 What are you guys doing? 585 00:29:50,116 --> 00:29:50,832 - Fixing the window. 586 00:29:50,867 --> 00:29:53,266 - Why aren't you back at the stables? 587 00:29:53,302 --> 00:29:56,387 - Why aren't you at the stables? 588 00:29:59,292 --> 00:30:01,126 - Five marbles! 589 00:30:01,161 --> 00:30:03,461 Five marbles! 590 00:30:03,496 --> 00:30:07,166 Think about that when you're not having your pizza! 591 00:30:07,201 --> 00:30:09,868 Oh, mm... 592 00:30:15,642 --> 00:30:20,178 [MUSIC] 593 00:30:20,213 --> 00:30:24,967 ♪ girl, girl, beautiful, beautiful ♪ 594 00:30:25,002 --> 00:30:26,452 - [SCREAMS] 595 00:30:27,304 --> 00:30:28,571 - Ah, grmph. 596 00:30:28,605 --> 00:30:38,647 [GURGLE SOUNDS] 597 00:30:38,649 --> 00:30:44,137 [GURGLE SOUNDS] 598 00:30:44,172 --> 00:30:47,473 - Figure we've got ourselves a 10-mile radius to worry about. 599 00:30:47,509 --> 00:30:50,227 Turn over every milkweed and berry bush. 600 00:30:50,261 --> 00:30:52,111 [DOOR OPENS] 601 00:30:52,147 --> 00:30:53,430 - Excuse me. 602 00:30:53,464 --> 00:30:56,550 Uh, who's in charge here? 603 00:30:59,170 --> 00:31:00,520 - Can I help you? 604 00:31:00,556 --> 00:31:01,655 - Yeah. 605 00:31:01,690 --> 00:31:06,025 You have to evacuate the woods, uh, immediately. 606 00:31:08,046 --> 00:31:10,146 - Pardon me, Mister --? 607 00:31:10,182 --> 00:31:15,135 - Uh, Shirtcliff --actually, Dr. Peter Shirtcliff. 608 00:31:15,170 --> 00:31:20,341 - Pardon me, Dr. Shirtcliff, but before I just clear out 609 00:31:20,377 --> 00:31:23,978 my woods I'm going to need you to give me a real good reason. 610 00:31:24,014 --> 00:31:26,397 - Well, I will. 611 00:31:26,432 --> 00:31:28,198 Them woods are haunted, you know. 612 00:31:28,234 --> 00:31:30,517 They're haunted with death. 613 00:31:30,553 --> 00:31:35,122 And you can choose to ignore me if you'd like 614 00:31:35,157 --> 00:31:37,125 or you can help me stop it. 615 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,259 It's up to you. 616 00:31:38,294 --> 00:31:41,245 - Look, doc, if I had a nickel for every screw loose 617 00:31:41,282 --> 00:31:43,648 who came in here thinking he's seen Bigfoot 618 00:31:43,683 --> 00:31:46,618 or little green men from Mars, I'd have an eight-bedroom estate 619 00:31:46,653 --> 00:31:48,186 in Beverly Hills. 620 00:31:48,222 --> 00:31:52,241 - [LAUGHS] [INDISTINCT MUMBLES] 621 00:31:52,277 --> 00:31:55,377 - [LAUGHS] I bet you would. 622 00:31:55,412 --> 00:31:57,747 Ha-- Bigfoot. 623 00:31:57,782 --> 00:31:58,547 [LAUGHS] That's... 624 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,848 absurd. 625 00:32:00,885 --> 00:32:03,018 - Doc, I'm real busy here at the moment. 626 00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:05,755 So I'm going to need you to give me a real reason I need to be 627 00:32:05,789 --> 00:32:09,258 concerned or I'm going to kindly ask you to be on your way. 628 00:32:09,293 --> 00:32:13,545 - I'm not able to fully divulge the extent of my information. 629 00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:17,316 But you can take my word as a gentleman that the danger 630 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,050 is very real. 631 00:32:19,087 --> 00:32:21,404 And everyone's at risk. 632 00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:23,773 - I will take that under advisement. 633 00:32:23,808 --> 00:32:28,377 Unfortunately, right now I have the very real problem of 634 00:32:28,412 --> 00:32:30,714 two missing hikers on my hands. 635 00:32:30,748 --> 00:32:32,464 Sorry I can't help you at the moment. 636 00:32:32,501 --> 00:32:34,500 Shep, see the good doctor out. 637 00:32:34,537 --> 00:32:36,703 - Uh, yes, Ma'am. 638 00:32:36,738 --> 00:32:38,520 - Listen, listen, listen: 639 00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:41,058 whatever is on that map is not what you're looking for. 640 00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:43,660 H-h-h-h--look --here. 641 00:32:43,696 --> 00:32:45,028 Here. 642 00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:46,930 Look at these. 643 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,099 Look th-- here, right here. 644 00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:50,500 [MUSIC] 645 00:32:50,535 --> 00:32:52,137 - Lord have mercy. 646 00:32:52,172 --> 00:32:53,137 - Yeah. 647 00:32:53,173 --> 00:32:55,138 - This meatloaf recipe calls for two packets of 648 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:56,657 French onion soup mix! 649 00:32:56,692 --> 00:32:58,693 - That ain't what I'm talking about [LAUGHS]. 650 00:32:58,727 --> 00:32:59,694 - Normally there's t-- 651 00:32:59,729 --> 00:33:01,628 - Above the fold. 652 00:33:01,665 --> 00:33:04,482 - M-- wha-- mass murderer? 653 00:33:04,518 --> 00:33:07,118 I-i-in Big Timber? 654 00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:07,720 - Yeah. 655 00:33:07,754 --> 00:33:08,620 - It says it right here. 656 00:33:08,655 --> 00:33:13,257 - Committed every 30 years since 1892. 657 00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:14,491 - No.? 658 00:33:14,527 --> 00:33:17,762 - On this day, on this Tuesday. 659 00:33:17,796 --> 00:33:21,700 Now, you can go ahead and ignore me and not evacuate those woods 660 00:33:21,735 --> 00:33:24,369 and you can have blood all over you and blood all over 661 00:33:24,405 --> 00:33:27,472 your hands and your face and all over your shirt and everything. 662 00:33:27,508 --> 00:33:30,743 And you'll have your own blood on you too, probably. 663 00:33:30,777 --> 00:33:32,762 - Now, you listen up, Shirtdick. 664 00:33:32,797 --> 00:33:35,264 You might think that we're just a couple of jerkwater rubes 665 00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:37,833 out here, not doing anything, don't know what we're doing. 666 00:33:37,869 --> 00:33:38,534 Well, guess what? 667 00:33:38,569 --> 00:33:40,302 I'm college-educated, all right? 668 00:33:40,339 --> 00:33:42,588 And I ain't got time to bumble-dick around 669 00:33:42,623 --> 00:33:44,274 with your shit-face, all right? 670 00:33:44,309 --> 00:33:46,725 So how about you quit wasting my time? 671 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,462 - Well, if you don't want to help me 672 00:33:49,498 --> 00:33:51,364 then you could at least guide me to the camp 673 00:33:51,398 --> 00:33:52,598 and I'll take care of it myself. 674 00:33:52,635 --> 00:33:53,583 - Not a chance. 675 00:33:53,619 --> 00:33:55,751 I've had it full to here with your gibberin' 676 00:33:55,788 --> 00:33:59,172 so you'd best move on before I place you under arrest. 677 00:33:59,207 --> 00:34:00,874 - Fine. 678 00:34:00,908 --> 00:34:01,775 - Go on. 679 00:34:01,810 --> 00:34:03,108 - Okay. 680 00:34:03,146 --> 00:34:03,842 All right. 681 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,646 - Sorry. 682 00:34:05,681 --> 00:34:07,632 - It's Shirtcliff, by the way. 683 00:34:07,666 --> 00:34:10,117 - Thank you for the lovely chat. 684 00:34:12,837 --> 00:34:15,338 - You're both going to die. 685 00:34:16,543 --> 00:34:18,459 [DOOR CREAKS AND CLOSES] 686 00:34:19,394 --> 00:34:20,327 - Mind if I --? 687 00:34:20,362 --> 00:34:23,630 - Shep, sit down. 688 00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:25,533 - Yes, Ma'am. 689 00:34:25,567 --> 00:34:28,569 [FOOTSTEPS] 690 00:34:38,698 --> 00:34:45,203 - [BIRDS CHIRPING] 691 00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:46,271 - Doc -- 692 00:34:47,874 --> 00:34:49,942 -Uh, I can help you find the camp. 693 00:34:49,977 --> 00:34:53,245 But I gotta ask you a question first. 694 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,929 - All right. 695 00:34:54,966 --> 00:34:56,865 - Can I keep this recipe? 696 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,519 - Yeah. 697 00:35:00,554 --> 00:35:02,554 Yeah, you can. 698 00:35:02,589 --> 00:35:03,739 - Hot diggity dog! 699 00:35:03,775 --> 00:35:04,472 Thank you! 700 00:35:04,508 --> 00:35:05,874 - Yeah. 701 00:35:05,910 --> 00:35:06,892 - Okay. Okay. 702 00:35:06,927 --> 00:35:09,761 All you gotta do is take, uh, Comanche Road south 'till you 703 00:35:09,797 --> 00:35:12,948 get to Zakudo and-and then you-you take that west 704 00:35:12,983 --> 00:35:15,184 and it'll be on your right-hand side. 705 00:35:15,218 --> 00:35:16,268 And you can't miss it. 706 00:35:16,303 --> 00:35:16,869 - Okay. 707 00:35:16,905 --> 00:35:17,837 All right. 708 00:35:17,873 --> 00:35:18,905 Uh, thank you. 709 00:35:18,940 --> 00:35:20,305 - Oh, no, thank you. 710 00:35:20,341 --> 00:35:21,374 Thank you. 711 00:35:21,409 --> 00:35:22,775 - You've done a tremendous service to those people. 712 00:35:22,810 --> 00:35:23,643 - And you have too. 713 00:35:23,678 --> 00:35:26,528 Y-- and, uh, hey, you should come back and, uh, 714 00:35:26,564 --> 00:35:29,699 try that meatloaf with me later, perhaps? 715 00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:38,408 - You don't know what meatloaf is. 716 00:35:40,395 --> 00:35:41,661 [SMIRKS] 717 00:35:43,315 --> 00:35:44,481 [SMIRKS] 718 00:35:44,516 --> 00:35:48,468 [FOOTSTEPS] 719 00:35:52,458 --> 00:36:03,433 [MUSIC] 720 00:36:03,470 --> 00:36:14,545 ♪ ♪ 721 00:36:14,580 --> 00:36:15,446 [SWOOSH SOUND] 722 00:36:15,482 --> 00:36:18,249 [MUSIC] 723 00:36:18,284 --> 00:36:20,551 [BUSH RUSTLES] 724 00:36:20,587 --> 00:36:31,864 [BIRDS CHIRP] 725 00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:35,850 - Courtney, I have a really great idea. 726 00:36:35,887 --> 00:36:37,052 - What kind of idea? 727 00:36:37,086 --> 00:36:40,956 Because your ideas usually get us into trouble. 728 00:36:40,992 --> 00:36:44,759 - This one is a lot better than most of them. 729 00:36:44,795 --> 00:36:49,064 I think that we should go skinny-dipping. 730 00:36:49,099 --> 00:36:52,770 - I don't think God would like that. 731 00:36:52,805 --> 00:36:54,638 - Come on. 732 00:36:55,657 --> 00:36:58,824 To be unashamed is to be without sin. 733 00:37:00,112 --> 00:37:03,562 - Mm... oh, okay. 734 00:37:06,117 --> 00:37:18,995 [MUSIC] 735 00:37:19,030 --> 00:37:21,898 [WHOOSH] 736 00:37:23,168 --> 00:37:24,051 [SPLAT] 737 00:37:25,070 --> 00:37:26,336 - Is it cold? 738 00:37:26,371 --> 00:37:28,005 - A little bit. 739 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,039 This is nice, though. 740 00:37:31,945 --> 00:37:33,745 And it's not that bad once you get in. 741 00:37:33,779 --> 00:37:35,930 - Yeah, it's really nice. 742 00:37:35,966 --> 00:37:37,948 - You know what would be really fun right now? 743 00:37:37,984 --> 00:37:40,517 - What would be fun? 744 00:37:40,553 --> 00:37:41,736 Oh. 745 00:37:41,771 --> 00:37:43,620 - [TOGETHER] A splash fight! 746 00:37:43,656 --> 00:37:44,855 [LAUGHING] 747 00:37:44,890 --> 00:37:48,526 - Whoa, that's cold. 748 00:37:49,729 --> 00:37:51,129 [EXPLOSION] 749 00:37:51,163 --> 00:37:55,684 [WHACKING NOISES] 750 00:37:55,718 --> 00:37:58,119 [GIRLS LAUGHING AND SCREAMING] 751 00:37:58,155 --> 00:38:00,990 [LOUDER WHACKING NOISES] 752 00:38:01,025 --> 00:38:05,794 [TREE CREAKS] 753 00:38:05,829 --> 00:38:08,863 [THUD] 754 00:38:08,899 --> 00:38:10,749 [CRASH AND SPLAT] 755 00:38:15,057 --> 00:38:16,822 - Was that thunder? 756 00:38:16,858 --> 00:38:17,522 - I don't know. 757 00:38:17,558 --> 00:38:19,491 Dude, I think God's angry at us. 758 00:38:19,527 --> 00:38:20,994 [SPLASHING] 759 00:38:22,130 --> 00:38:23,095 Oh, my gosh. 760 00:38:23,899 --> 00:38:25,497 Oh, my gosh. 761 00:38:26,134 --> 00:38:27,834 Hurry. 762 00:38:30,522 --> 00:38:33,138 [CREEPY MUSIC] 763 00:38:33,175 --> 00:38:39,045 [CRUNCHING LEAVES] 764 00:38:40,832 --> 00:38:43,167 - I really need a hit right now. 765 00:38:43,201 --> 00:38:46,152 I seriously can't believe nobody here has marijuana. 766 00:38:46,186 --> 00:38:47,822 - Mariguana, like--? 767 00:38:47,856 --> 00:38:49,156 - Marijuana. 768 00:38:49,190 --> 00:38:50,473 - This is church camp. 769 00:38:50,509 --> 00:38:51,142 - Okay. 770 00:38:51,176 --> 00:38:52,009 - Why would anyone have that? 771 00:38:52,044 --> 00:38:52,777 - We're in the woods. It's a plant. 772 00:38:52,811 --> 00:38:53,910 It's like God's gift to us. 773 00:38:53,946 --> 00:38:55,012 We're in the woods. 774 00:38:55,047 --> 00:38:56,880 - Yeah, God's gift to us is like plants in the woods 775 00:38:56,915 --> 00:38:58,081 like salad. 776 00:38:58,116 --> 00:38:59,448 You can have some salad. 777 00:38:59,485 --> 00:39:00,417 I'll make you salad. 778 00:39:00,452 --> 00:39:01,751 - I will try smoking some salad. 779 00:39:01,787 --> 00:39:02,620 I -- yeah, I'll try it. 780 00:39:02,655 --> 00:39:03,887 - You don't have to smoke anything. 781 00:39:03,922 --> 00:39:05,489 There's-- children are coming. 782 00:39:05,524 --> 00:39:06,591 We get to teach them and -- 783 00:39:06,626 --> 00:39:07,390 - Oh, my God. 784 00:39:07,426 --> 00:39:09,410 Fuck the children. I hate children. 785 00:39:09,446 --> 00:39:10,162 I don't care. 786 00:39:10,197 --> 00:39:11,463 Like why do you keep bringing up the children? 787 00:39:11,497 --> 00:39:12,263 I don't care. 788 00:39:12,297 --> 00:39:13,730 I'm-I'm not even here on my choice. 789 00:39:13,767 --> 00:39:16,584 - Guys, please, like this place isn't bad enough 790 00:39:16,619 --> 00:39:18,519 with you guys trying to light up lettuce over here. 791 00:39:18,555 --> 00:39:19,854 So come on. 792 00:39:19,888 --> 00:39:22,823 [RUNNING FOOTSTEPS] 793 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:27,111 [GRUNTS] 794 00:39:27,146 --> 00:39:27,913 - Sorry. 795 00:39:27,948 --> 00:39:28,830 I'm sorry. 796 00:39:28,865 --> 00:39:30,764 I'm sorry. 797 00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:32,083 - Yeah, I'm fine. 798 00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:33,936 - Where did you all come from? 799 00:39:33,970 --> 00:39:35,470 - Huh... 800 00:39:35,505 --> 00:39:36,471 - Um... 801 00:39:36,506 --> 00:39:38,608 - You guys know the rule about sodomy, right? 802 00:39:38,642 --> 00:39:39,208 - Huh? 803 00:39:39,242 --> 00:39:40,208 - Uh, no. 804 00:39:40,245 --> 00:39:40,875 - No. No. 805 00:39:40,911 --> 00:39:41,911 We don't -- 806 00:39:41,945 --> 00:39:43,044 - We were, you know -- 807 00:39:43,079 --> 00:39:44,028 - No. 808 00:39:44,064 --> 00:39:44,862 [STAMMERING AND CHUCKLES] 809 00:39:44,898 --> 00:39:45,947 - No, we're not-- we-were just... 810 00:39:45,983 --> 00:39:46,965 - Wrestling. 811 00:39:50,988 --> 00:39:52,738 [LAUGHS] 812 00:39:52,773 --> 00:39:53,872 - Right. 813 00:39:53,908 --> 00:39:57,276 Well, we were going to go to the dining hall, which is this way. 814 00:39:58,563 --> 00:39:59,695 - What the fuck, dude? 815 00:39:59,714 --> 00:40:00,345 Wrestling? 816 00:40:00,380 --> 00:40:02,915 - I don't know, I freaked out. 817 00:40:02,950 --> 00:40:03,649 - Hey! 818 00:40:03,685 --> 00:40:04,517 Hey, hang on! 819 00:40:04,552 --> 00:40:05,785 I'm gonna come with. 820 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,018 - But I thought we were going to check out those cheerleaders. 821 00:40:07,056 --> 00:40:09,521 - Sometimes you've got to fly on your own, little birdie. 822 00:40:09,557 --> 00:40:11,691 See you. 823 00:40:13,061 --> 00:40:14,761 - Time to fly. 824 00:40:15,296 --> 00:40:18,065 [MOANING] 825 00:40:18,099 --> 00:40:22,202 [HEAVY BREATHING] 826 00:40:22,237 --> 00:40:23,937 - Well, that was interesting. 827 00:40:23,972 --> 00:40:24,938 - Yeah. 828 00:40:32,681 --> 00:40:36,818 [SIGHS] Well? 829 00:40:36,852 --> 00:40:37,919 - Well what? 830 00:40:37,954 --> 00:40:39,020 - Get me a cigarette. 831 00:40:39,054 --> 00:40:40,021 I'm out. 832 00:40:47,980 --> 00:40:50,747 - Cigarettes make women look like prostitutes. 833 00:40:50,784 --> 00:40:53,317 - I said, "Go." 834 00:40:59,327 --> 00:41:07,999 [MUSIC] 835 00:41:08,035 --> 00:41:16,075 - [HUMMING] 836 00:41:16,110 --> 00:41:18,843 [LEAVES RUSTLING] 837 00:41:21,314 --> 00:41:24,232 - [HUMMING] 838 00:41:31,243 --> 00:41:33,859 Those are some big fucking pancakes. 839 00:41:36,146 --> 00:41:43,186 [CHOKING] 840 00:41:43,221 --> 00:41:46,639 [SCREAMS] 841 00:41:49,711 --> 00:41:52,061 - Trevor? 842 00:41:52,781 --> 00:41:53,614 Goddamn it, Trevor. 843 00:41:53,649 --> 00:41:55,883 Stop dicking around and get out here. 844 00:41:57,786 --> 00:41:59,019 [SIGHS] 845 00:42:00,388 --> 00:42:03,289 You better have my goddamn cigarettes. 846 00:42:06,161 --> 00:42:08,394 Trevor? 847 00:42:08,430 --> 00:42:09,797 [FOOTSTEPS] 848 00:42:09,831 --> 00:42:11,966 Trevor, is that you? 849 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,901 [FOOTSTEPS] 850 00:42:13,937 --> 00:42:14,869 Goddamn it, Trevor. 851 00:42:14,903 --> 00:42:16,070 I can hear you. 852 00:42:16,106 --> 00:42:21,308 I fucking see you shuffling around out there, you dick. 853 00:42:21,343 --> 00:42:24,378 I swear, you are the most spineless, 854 00:42:24,414 --> 00:42:28,316 ineffectual piece of shit I've ever met. 855 00:42:28,351 --> 00:42:29,333 And guess what? 856 00:42:29,369 --> 00:42:31,403 Your dick is small. 857 00:42:31,438 --> 00:42:32,170 Yeah. 858 00:42:32,205 --> 00:42:35,173 Yeah, I bet you heard that, didn't you? 859 00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:37,926 And you don't please me and you probably can't please anyone 860 00:42:37,961 --> 00:42:40,195 'cause you're a pussy. 861 00:42:40,230 --> 00:42:40,945 You heard me. 862 00:42:40,981 --> 00:42:42,113 I know you heard me. 863 00:42:42,147 --> 00:42:44,516 Get the fuck out here. 864 00:42:44,551 --> 00:42:48,120 [YELLING] Get the fuck out here, okay? 865 00:42:48,155 --> 00:43:01,216 [CREEPY MUSIC] 866 00:43:01,253 --> 00:43:05,720 [HEAVY SCARED BREATHS] 867 00:43:05,757 --> 00:43:10,959 [CREEPY MUSIC] 868 00:43:10,995 --> 00:43:13,162 - [SCREAMS] 869 00:43:13,197 --> 00:43:15,899 [BONES SNAP] 870 00:43:15,933 --> 00:43:17,682 [SCREAMS] 871 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:29,162 [SCREAMING AND CRYING] No, no, no, noooooo. 872 00:43:29,196 --> 00:43:37,304 [SCREAMING AND CRYING] 873 00:43:41,277 --> 00:43:44,195 What did I do? 874 00:43:44,229 --> 00:43:47,431 What do you want from me? 875 00:43:47,467 --> 00:43:49,985 What did I do? 876 00:43:50,019 --> 00:43:52,319 [CRYING] Fuck you! 877 00:43:52,355 --> 00:43:57,458 [CRYING] 878 00:43:57,493 --> 00:43:58,392 [CRYING] Oh, God. 879 00:43:58,428 --> 00:43:59,259 No. 880 00:43:59,295 --> 00:44:01,362 No. 881 00:44:01,397 --> 00:44:02,363 What are you doing? 882 00:44:02,398 --> 00:44:04,933 Wait. 883 00:44:04,968 --> 00:44:08,202 [SCREAMS] 884 00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:11,372 [CRYING] No, please don't. 885 00:44:11,408 --> 00:44:13,407 What is that? 886 00:44:13,443 --> 00:44:25,004 [CRYING AND MUSIC] 887 00:44:25,038 --> 00:44:27,356 [SCREAMING] 888 00:44:27,392 --> 00:44:29,141 [THUD] 889 00:44:29,177 --> 00:44:31,059 - [SIGHS] 890 00:44:37,267 --> 00:44:41,437 JT Jeppson's Authentic Lumberjack Flapjack Batter... 891 00:44:43,274 --> 00:44:46,275 the best breakfast in a box money can buy. 892 00:44:48,913 --> 00:44:51,214 Just add water? 893 00:44:51,249 --> 00:44:52,883 You don't just add water. 894 00:44:58,223 --> 00:45:00,023 There we go. 895 00:45:00,058 --> 00:45:02,859 Ooh, Italian pancakes. 896 00:45:02,894 --> 00:45:12,869 [MUSIC] 897 00:45:12,871 --> 00:45:19,510 [MUSIC] 898 00:45:20,981 --> 00:45:23,931 - Well, look at you, riffin' on the recipe. 899 00:45:23,966 --> 00:45:29,570 I like it. 900 00:45:29,605 --> 00:45:31,005 Mind if I... 901 00:45:31,039 --> 00:45:32,406 - Oh, go for it. 902 00:45:32,442 --> 00:45:34,309 - [GIGGLES] 903 00:45:38,615 --> 00:45:40,014 [COUGHS] 904 00:45:40,050 --> 00:45:41,415 - What do you think? 905 00:45:41,450 --> 00:45:43,986 - Uh, ahem, real good. 906 00:45:44,020 --> 00:45:44,953 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 907 00:45:44,989 --> 00:45:45,786 - You can take some more. 908 00:45:45,823 --> 00:45:47,354 - Yeah, no, mmmm. - No, you like it? 909 00:45:47,390 --> 00:45:48,124 - Mm-hmm. 910 00:45:48,158 --> 00:45:48,957 - Uh, whew! 911 00:45:48,993 --> 00:45:49,993 - Love it. 912 00:45:50,027 --> 00:45:51,275 - I was trying a couple of other things, so-- 913 00:45:51,311 --> 00:45:53,962 - Yeah, I ain't tasted pancakes that good since Steve Rodriguez. 914 00:45:53,997 --> 00:45:54,595 - Oh, wow. 915 00:45:54,631 --> 00:45:57,366 Who's Steve Rodriguez? 916 00:45:57,401 --> 00:45:59,317 - Steve Rodriguez. 917 00:45:59,353 --> 00:46:00,318 - Nope. 918 00:46:00,354 --> 00:46:02,321 - You ain't never heard of Steve Rodriguez? 919 00:46:02,356 --> 00:46:03,022 - No. 920 00:46:03,057 --> 00:46:04,990 - Best damn chef I ever seen. 921 00:46:05,026 --> 00:46:05,991 - Oh. 922 00:46:06,027 --> 00:46:07,526 - Does his thing at Denny's up in Amarillo. 923 00:46:07,561 --> 00:46:09,195 Wolfgang Puck, my ass! 924 00:46:09,230 --> 00:46:10,462 [CHUCKLES] 925 00:46:17,522 --> 00:46:19,589 Uh, anybody seen my syrup? 926 00:46:19,624 --> 00:46:23,226 Had a whole barrel full of it in here. 927 00:46:23,261 --> 00:46:24,544 - Nope. 928 00:46:24,579 --> 00:46:25,277 - Hmm... 929 00:46:25,313 --> 00:46:26,378 - No. 930 00:46:26,380 --> 00:46:28,932 - Well, I'm going to go have a look around. 931 00:46:28,967 --> 00:46:31,318 Y'all keep an eye open for me. 932 00:46:31,353 --> 00:46:32,935 [SMACK SMACK] 933 00:46:32,971 --> 00:46:34,470 - Will do. 934 00:46:36,425 --> 00:46:37,224 - Hey. 935 00:46:37,258 --> 00:46:39,558 - Hey. 936 00:46:39,595 --> 00:46:41,662 - What are we, uh, what are we doing? 937 00:46:41,697 --> 00:46:43,430 - Making pancakes. 938 00:46:43,465 --> 00:46:45,332 - Cool. 939 00:46:45,366 --> 00:46:48,551 Let's see what we've got here. 940 00:46:51,191 --> 00:46:52,256 Fuck. 941 00:46:52,291 --> 00:46:54,392 - Yeah, I was trying a couple of different things. 942 00:46:54,427 --> 00:46:55,626 They have so many ingredients here. 943 00:46:55,662 --> 00:46:57,562 I just got excited. 944 00:46:57,597 --> 00:46:59,531 - Wow. 945 00:46:59,566 --> 00:47:01,433 Yeah, that's definitely different. 946 00:47:01,468 --> 00:47:03,334 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 947 00:47:03,369 --> 00:47:05,669 - Different good? - Y-- different good. 948 00:47:05,706 --> 00:47:06,505 Different. 949 00:47:06,540 --> 00:47:08,106 - Oh, good. Okay. 950 00:47:08,140 --> 00:47:09,607 I was going to surprise everybody. 951 00:47:09,642 --> 00:47:10,575 We've had a rough day. 952 00:47:10,611 --> 00:47:11,960 - It's going to be a surprise, definitely. 953 00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:13,627 It'll be a surprise. 954 00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:14,829 - Well, good. 955 00:47:14,866 --> 00:47:16,497 You know, I-I went a little off on the recipe, you know. 956 00:47:16,532 --> 00:47:18,366 It's not exactly what-what it said. 957 00:47:18,401 --> 00:47:20,301 Oh! 958 00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:21,169 - It's-it's good. 959 00:47:21,203 --> 00:47:22,203 - Yeah? 960 00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:25,373 - [MUSIC WITH DRUMMING] 961 00:47:25,409 --> 00:47:28,276 - Oh, my God. 962 00:47:29,212 --> 00:47:31,180 Oh, we're going to do this now? 963 00:47:31,215 --> 00:47:31,712 - Oh, oh, okay. 964 00:47:31,749 --> 00:47:32,447 No, no, no, no, no. 965 00:47:32,483 --> 00:47:33,148 - Yeah. Yeah. 966 00:47:33,183 --> 00:47:34,416 You are going to do this now. 967 00:47:34,452 --> 00:47:34,882 - Hey. Hey, hey. 968 00:47:34,917 --> 00:47:36,501 - Come back here! 969 00:47:36,537 --> 00:47:38,920 I'm going to get you. 970 00:47:38,956 --> 00:47:48,814 [LATINO MUSIC] 971 00:47:48,850 --> 00:47:58,758 ♪ ♪ 972 00:47:58,794 --> 00:48:08,201 ♪ ♪ 973 00:48:08,236 --> 00:48:08,768 - Agh! 974 00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:09,701 What the fuck? 975 00:48:09,738 --> 00:48:11,004 That's fire! 976 00:48:11,039 --> 00:48:21,348 [LATINO MUSIC] 977 00:48:21,383 --> 00:48:23,383 - You fucking bitch. 978 00:48:23,419 --> 00:48:33,393 [LATINO MUSIC] 979 00:48:33,429 --> 00:48:43,404 ♪ ♪ 980 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:51,395 ♪ ♪ 981 00:48:51,432 --> 00:48:59,787 ♪ ♪ 982 00:48:59,823 --> 00:49:01,890 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 983 00:49:01,924 --> 00:49:07,079 [LATINO MUSIC] 984 00:49:07,114 --> 00:49:08,380 - All right, all right. Everybody, okay. 985 00:49:08,415 --> 00:49:09,715 That's quite enough, all right? 986 00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:11,684 Dude, we've had our fun. But seriously, come on. 987 00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:13,218 Cut it out. 988 00:49:15,322 --> 00:49:16,655 What the fuck? 989 00:49:16,691 --> 00:49:17,773 - [SCREAMS] 990 00:49:17,808 --> 00:49:19,641 - What's going on, guys? 991 00:49:21,545 --> 00:49:24,781 [SCREAMS] 992 00:49:36,794 --> 00:49:41,331 [PAPERS RUSTLE] 993 00:49:41,367 --> 00:49:42,782 - Shep? 994 00:49:42,818 --> 00:49:43,850 - Hmm? 995 00:49:43,885 --> 00:49:46,536 - Go on into town, tell Sheriff Hall we need some 996 00:49:46,573 --> 00:49:48,622 help finding these hikers. 997 00:49:48,656 --> 00:49:50,857 See if you can rustle up some folks from Toughie's before 998 00:49:50,893 --> 00:49:53,794 they get too far gone to be any use to us. 999 00:49:53,829 --> 00:49:55,696 - [SIGHS] All right. 1000 00:50:00,519 --> 00:50:05,322 [DOOR CREAKS OPEN AND CLOSED] 1001 00:50:06,792 --> 00:50:08,426 - Yeah, hi, Falita? 1002 00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:11,628 Hey, it's Lu Ann over at the Ranger's Station. 1003 00:50:11,663 --> 00:50:12,463 [LAUGHS] Yeah. 1004 00:50:12,498 --> 00:50:15,399 Listen, I need you to do me a favor. 1005 00:50:15,435 --> 00:50:19,536 Can you look up a Dr. Peter Shirtcliff for me? 1006 00:50:19,571 --> 00:50:20,438 I think maybe-- 1007 00:50:20,472 --> 00:50:23,590 [NOISES FROM ANOTHER ROOM] 1008 00:50:23,626 --> 00:50:26,427 --Falita, I'm going to need to call you back. 1009 00:50:32,370 --> 00:50:36,270 [CREEPY MUSIC] 1010 00:50:36,307 --> 00:50:38,574 [NOISE REPEAT] 1011 00:50:38,609 --> 00:50:48,668 [CREEPY MUSIC] 1012 00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:57,144 [CREEPY MUSIC] 1013 00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:02,648 (Lu Ann grunts) 1014 00:51:04,468 --> 00:51:05,267 [GUNSHOTS] 1015 00:51:05,303 --> 00:51:06,201 - You sick fuck. 1016 00:51:06,238 --> 00:51:09,005 Fuck you, motherfucker! 1017 00:51:09,041 --> 00:51:10,957 [SCREAMS] [GUNSHOTS] 1018 00:51:10,992 --> 00:51:11,725 Fuck you! 1019 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:12,792 Fuck you! 1020 00:51:12,827 --> 00:51:16,396 [SCREAMS] 1021 00:51:16,430 --> 00:51:17,998 - [THUD] 1022 00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:27,908 [CREEPY MUSIC] 1023 00:51:27,910 --> 00:51:34,682 [CREEPY MUSIC] 1024 00:51:34,717 --> 00:51:42,423 [GUNSHOTS] 1025 00:51:42,458 --> 00:51:49,096 [CREEPY MUSIC] 1026 00:51:49,132 --> 00:51:54,485 - Ahhhh [GASPS, GROANS] 1027 00:51:54,520 --> 00:52:08,066 [GASPING] 1028 00:52:08,102 --> 00:52:19,996 [CREEPY MUSIC] 1029 00:52:19,998 --> 00:52:32,325 ♪ ♪ 1030 00:52:32,361 --> 00:52:36,763 - [ROAR] 1031 00:52:36,798 --> 00:52:39,666 [DOOR SMASHED] 1032 00:52:42,987 --> 00:52:46,388 - [GASPS] 1033 00:52:46,426 --> 00:52:49,825 [SCREAMS] 1034 00:52:49,861 --> 00:52:55,366 [HEAVY FAST BREATHING] 1035 00:52:57,519 --> 00:53:04,492 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 1036 00:53:08,114 --> 00:53:09,413 - Hey, Kendra. 1037 00:53:09,448 --> 00:53:10,747 - Hmm? 1038 00:53:10,783 --> 00:53:14,719 - Where do you think I should put this helmet up? 1039 00:53:14,754 --> 00:53:19,057 - Mm, over here. 1040 00:53:19,092 --> 00:53:20,525 - Yeah! Yeah. 1041 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,426 Awesome! 1042 00:53:25,615 --> 00:53:26,748 Yeah! 1043 00:53:26,782 --> 00:53:28,283 I like that. 1044 00:53:33,557 --> 00:53:34,506 - This one could... 1045 00:53:34,541 --> 00:53:35,807 - Hey, ladies. 1046 00:53:35,843 --> 00:53:36,641 - Hi. 1047 00:53:36,677 --> 00:53:37,709 - Hey. 1048 00:53:37,744 --> 00:53:40,712 - Looks like you ladies have been working hard. 1049 00:53:40,747 --> 00:53:42,999 How about a break? 1050 00:53:43,034 --> 00:53:45,533 - Is that wine? 1051 00:53:45,569 --> 00:53:46,652 - No, babe. 1052 00:53:46,686 --> 00:53:47,986 It's a wine cooler. 1053 00:53:48,020 --> 00:53:48,853 See? 1054 00:53:48,888 --> 00:53:52,607 - Does-does that have alcohol in it? 1055 00:53:52,643 --> 00:53:53,808 - Uh, n-no. 1056 00:53:53,845 --> 00:53:54,911 I don't-- I don't think so. 1057 00:53:54,946 --> 00:53:57,979 I mean, anyhow, Jesus drank this stuff all the time. 1058 00:53:58,016 --> 00:54:00,833 - Where does it say that in the Bible? 1059 00:54:00,868 --> 00:54:07,540 - Uh, in Todd 3 colon 14... 1060 00:54:07,575 --> 00:54:15,131 as Jesus entereth the town of... Jesus Town, he-he said, 1061 00:54:15,166 --> 00:54:19,803 "Bring forth your Peach Breeze Ice and we shall drink it 1062 00:54:19,837 --> 00:54:22,972 as God has commanded us to." 1063 00:54:27,729 --> 00:54:30,364 - Okay. - Okay. 1064 00:54:30,399 --> 00:54:31,415 - All right! 1065 00:54:31,449 --> 00:54:33,049 [GIGGLE] 1066 00:54:33,086 --> 00:54:41,391 [MUSIC "I KNOW WHAT THEM GIRLS LIKE"] 1067 00:54:41,427 --> 00:54:42,993 ♪ I know what them girls like ♪ 1068 00:54:43,028 --> 00:54:44,861 ♪ They like to party. ♪ 1069 00:54:44,896 --> 00:54:46,997 ♪ Sipping coolers all night ♪ 1070 00:54:47,032 --> 00:54:48,933 ♪ She acting naughty ♪ 1071 00:54:48,935 --> 00:54:52,519 ♪ I don't see wrong, Sip it 'till it's gone ♪ 1072 00:54:52,556 --> 00:54:54,005 ♪ I know one thing left to show ♪ 1073 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,574 ♪ I ain't trying to go home ♪ 1074 00:54:56,611 --> 00:54:58,960 ♪ Get back to the party, girl ♪ 1075 00:54:58,995 --> 00:55:00,795 ♪ I'm in my own zone. ♪ 1076 00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:02,780 ♪ Up on that brown drink ♪ 1077 00:55:02,817 --> 00:55:04,883 ♪ I'm about to do some ho ♪ 1078 00:55:04,918 --> 00:55:06,752 ♪ I'm off the chain, bro ♪ 1079 00:55:06,786 --> 00:55:08,737 ♪ Call me the big dog ♪ 1080 00:55:08,772 --> 00:55:16,528 ♪ ♪ 1081 00:55:16,563 --> 00:55:17,729 ♪ Hey ♪ 1082 00:55:17,764 --> 00:55:20,099 ♪ ♪ 1083 00:55:20,135 --> 00:55:21,733 ♪ Hey ♪ 1084 00:55:21,769 --> 00:55:24,253 ♪ ♪ 1085 00:55:24,339 --> 00:55:25,453 ♪ Hey ♪ 1086 00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:27,940 ♪ ♪ 1087 00:55:27,975 --> 00:55:28,942 ♪ Hey ♪ 1088 00:55:28,976 --> 00:55:30,575 ♪ Put yo hands up, girl ♪ 1089 00:55:30,611 --> 00:55:32,044 ♪ Put yo hands up ♪ 1090 00:55:32,079 --> 00:55:32,678 ♪ Hey ♪ 1091 00:55:32,814 --> 00:55:34,513 ♪ Put yo hands up, girl ♪ 1092 00:55:34,547 --> 00:55:35,882 ♪ Put yo hands up ♪ 1093 00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:36,849 ♪ Hey ♪ 1094 00:55:36,885 --> 00:55:38,468 ♪ Put yo hands up, girl ♪ 1095 00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:39,868 ♪ Put yo hands up ♪ 1096 00:55:39,903 --> 00:55:41,002 ♪ Hey ♪ 1097 00:55:41,038 --> 00:55:42,222 ♪ Tryin to have fun ♪ 1098 00:55:42,257 --> 00:55:44,190 ♪ Put yo man up ♪ 1099 00:55:44,225 --> 00:55:47,192 ♪ Look at my swag ♪ 1100 00:55:47,227 --> 00:55:51,197 ♪ At the crib where he's staying 'cause tonight we got plans. ♪ 1101 00:55:51,231 --> 00:55:53,032 ♪ Oh, you trying to have fun ♪ 1102 00:55:53,068 --> 00:55:54,968 ♪ But we need to see hands. ♪ 1103 00:55:55,003 --> 00:55:57,003 ♪ And we going to turn this up ♪ 1104 00:55:57,038 --> 00:56:00,040 - You ladies ready for the second coming? 1105 00:56:00,075 --> 00:56:02,841 - Yeah! Whoa! 1106 00:56:02,879 --> 00:56:07,931 [CHEERING, MUSIC] 1107 00:56:07,967 --> 00:56:11,784 ♪ Put yo hands up, girl, Put yo hands up. ♪ 1108 00:56:11,820 --> 00:56:15,038 ♪ Girl, if you're trying to have fun, put yo man up. ♪ 1109 00:56:15,073 --> 00:56:18,993 [WALL SMASHES] 1110 00:56:19,728 --> 00:56:20,961 - [GIRLS SCREAMING] 1111 00:56:22,398 --> 00:56:31,121 [CREEPY MUSIC] 1112 00:56:31,158 --> 00:56:33,892 - Dude, what the --? 1113 00:56:33,926 --> 00:56:35,793 [SCREAMS] Come on, dude. 1114 00:56:35,828 --> 00:56:37,963 [SMACK, SMACK, SMACK] 1115 00:56:37,998 --> 00:56:39,865 [SCREAMS] Come on, dude. 1116 00:56:39,900 --> 00:56:41,133 [SCREAMS] 1117 00:56:41,168 --> 00:56:46,121 [SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK] 1118 00:56:46,155 --> 00:56:51,126 [SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK] 1119 00:56:51,161 --> 00:56:55,131 [SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK] 1120 00:56:59,837 --> 00:57:09,894 - [CREEPY MUSIC] 1121 00:57:09,896 --> 00:57:19,337 - [CREEPY MUSIC] 1122 00:57:19,375 --> 00:57:21,959 - [SCREAMS] Help! 1123 00:57:21,994 --> 00:57:23,960 Courtney! 1124 00:57:23,995 --> 00:57:27,980 [SCREAMS] Courtney! 1125 00:57:28,015 --> 00:57:29,582 Help! 1126 00:57:30,786 --> 00:57:31,851 - I can't. 1127 00:57:31,886 --> 00:57:32,136 I can't! 1128 00:57:32,170 --> 00:57:33,002 I have to go! 1129 00:57:33,037 --> 00:57:33,836 - No! 1130 00:57:33,872 --> 00:57:34,904 - I can't. 1131 00:57:34,941 --> 00:57:36,840 I have to go get somebody to help us. 1132 00:57:36,876 --> 00:57:37,707 I'm sorry! 1133 00:57:37,743 --> 00:57:39,876 I'm sorry! 1134 00:57:39,912 --> 00:57:41,645 - [SCREAMS] Courtney! 1135 00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:44,998 [SCREAMS] Courtney! 1136 00:57:45,032 --> 00:57:49,153 [SCREAMS] Courtney! 1137 00:57:49,188 --> 00:57:51,689 [SCREAMS] Courtney! 1138 00:57:51,725 --> 00:57:53,491 Courtney! 1139 00:57:53,526 --> 00:57:56,860 [SCREAMS] 1140 00:58:03,068 --> 00:58:05,787 Ahhhhhh. 1141 00:58:05,822 --> 00:58:13,644 [MUSIC] 1142 00:58:13,815 --> 00:58:21,302 ♪ ♪ 1143 00:58:21,339 --> 00:58:23,205 [SMACK] 1144 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:29,111 [MUSIC] 1145 00:58:29,146 --> 00:58:35,918 [BLOOD POURING] 1146 00:58:35,954 --> 00:58:39,155 [MUSIC] 1147 00:58:39,191 --> 00:58:43,025 [FOOTSTEPS] 1148 00:58:43,059 --> 00:58:53,186 [MUSIC] 1149 00:58:53,221 --> 00:59:04,097 ♪ ♪ 1150 00:59:04,133 --> 00:59:07,768 [HEAVY BREATHING] 1151 00:59:07,804 --> 00:59:15,825 [MUSIC] 1152 00:59:15,862 --> 00:59:17,060 [THUD] 1153 00:59:17,095 --> 00:59:26,470 [HEAVY FAST BREATHING] 1154 00:59:26,505 --> 00:59:35,479 [MUSIC] 1155 00:59:35,514 --> 00:59:43,921 ♪ ♪ 1156 00:59:43,956 --> 00:59:46,391 [THUD] 1157 00:59:46,426 --> 00:59:51,462 [HEAVY BREATHING] 1158 00:59:51,499 --> 00:59:52,930 [SMACK] 1159 00:59:54,835 --> 01:00:06,445 [GURGLING AND GASPING] 1160 01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:15,989 [SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK] 1161 01:00:16,023 --> 01:00:18,323 [GURGLING AND GASPING] 1162 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:19,993 [SMACK] 1163 01:00:20,028 --> 01:00:22,961 [GURGLING AND GASPING] 1164 01:00:22,998 --> 01:00:25,164 [SMACK] 1165 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:34,173 ♪ ♪ 1166 01:00:34,209 --> 01:00:45,118 ♪ ♪ 1167 01:00:45,388 --> 01:00:48,289 - (Faith laughs) Hold still! 1168 01:00:48,323 --> 01:00:49,356 - (Jeff laughs) 1169 01:00:49,392 --> 01:00:51,426 - Ugh... 1170 01:00:51,461 --> 01:00:52,460 nasty. 1171 01:00:52,495 --> 01:00:53,927 - Excuse me. 1172 01:00:53,963 --> 01:00:57,047 Uh, who's in charge here? 1173 01:01:00,986 --> 01:01:06,124 I'm sorry to take you all off guard, as I have. 1174 01:01:06,158 --> 01:01:09,194 But you all need to leave the area immediately. 1175 01:01:09,229 --> 01:01:10,210 - Who are you again? 1176 01:01:10,247 --> 01:01:14,899 - I'm Dr. Peter, Peter Shirtcliff to you, pal. 1177 01:01:14,935 --> 01:01:17,152 All right? 1178 01:01:17,187 --> 01:01:23,524 I can assure you that this camp sits on the sinkhole of hell. 1179 01:01:23,559 --> 01:01:28,230 - Um, Dr. Shirtcliff, I'm going to kindly ask you 1180 01:01:28,265 --> 01:01:31,132 to leave or else I'm going to be calling the police. 1181 01:01:31,168 --> 01:01:36,254 - This box is nothing more than a big lie. 1182 01:01:36,290 --> 01:01:40,109 - What in the good Lord's name does JT Jeppson's Pancake Batter 1183 01:01:40,144 --> 01:01:43,012 have to do with anything? 1184 01:01:43,046 --> 01:01:46,031 - Well, in order for me to answer that question 1185 01:01:46,066 --> 01:01:52,356 we'd have to go back to the ill-omened year of 1892. 1186 01:01:52,390 --> 01:02:01,230 [SOUND OF DRIPPING BLOOD] 1187 01:02:01,266 --> 01:02:04,267 It was a dreary afternoon when JT Jeppson, 1188 01:02:04,303 --> 01:02:08,137 the wayward ether-huffing heir to the Jeppson Cotton fortune, 1189 01:02:08,172 --> 01:02:11,141 was in Big Timber hunting wildcats. 1190 01:02:11,176 --> 01:02:13,176 Suddenly, his senses were ensnared 1191 01:02:13,211 --> 01:02:16,246 by the most enticing aroma. 1192 01:02:19,551 --> 01:02:22,652 Famished, he followed his nose to a small shack where 1193 01:02:22,687 --> 01:02:26,656 a reclusive lumberjack named Nehemiah Easterday was preparing 1194 01:02:26,691 --> 01:02:30,995 pancakes in honor of Shrovetide, it being the last Tuesday 1195 01:02:31,030 --> 01:02:32,996 before Lent. 1196 01:02:33,033 --> 01:02:38,301 [BOILING LIQUID] 1197 01:02:38,338 --> 01:02:40,438 Easterday invited Jeppson to join him, 1198 01:02:40,472 --> 01:02:43,874 an invitation which he most happily accepted. 1199 01:02:46,779 --> 01:02:47,445 [SPLASH] 1200 01:02:47,481 --> 01:02:49,648 He took a bite of the logger's cookery. 1201 01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:52,983 It was light, heavenly, ambrosial, 1202 01:02:53,019 --> 01:02:58,256 surely the greatest flapjacks ever devised by man. 1203 01:02:58,292 --> 01:03:00,192 [DING!] 1204 01:03:02,562 --> 01:03:05,530 [SLOT MACHINE] 1205 01:03:06,968 --> 01:03:09,535 "Mr. Easterday," he said, "you must write down 1206 01:03:09,570 --> 01:03:11,403 "this recipe for me. 1207 01:03:11,438 --> 01:03:16,176 It will flood our pockets with three-penny pieces." 1208 01:03:16,210 --> 01:03:18,410 "I'm afraid I cannot," replied Easterday. 1209 01:03:18,445 --> 01:03:19,411 [BAM] 1210 01:03:19,446 --> 01:03:21,514 "It is an old family recipe and I have avowed 1211 01:03:21,549 --> 01:03:24,183 to take it to the grave." 1212 01:03:24,218 --> 01:03:28,270 "Well, then," cried Jeppson, "to your grave you shall go." 1213 01:03:28,306 --> 01:03:31,691 And with that, he struck the logger across the head 1214 01:03:31,726 --> 01:03:34,261 and drowned him in his own syrup. 1215 01:03:34,296 --> 01:03:35,561 [BUBBLING] 1216 01:03:39,167 --> 01:03:41,567 After searching the shack he found the recipe, 1217 01:03:41,603 --> 01:03:44,404 secreted away in a stuffed ocelot. 1218 01:03:44,439 --> 01:03:46,273 [SPLASH] 1219 01:03:49,144 --> 01:03:50,444 [DING] 1220 01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:53,080 Anyway, you all know the rest of the story. 1221 01:03:53,115 --> 01:03:55,649 JT Jeppson became the pancake king of Texas 1222 01:03:55,683 --> 01:04:00,170 and started funneling millions of dollars through the Nazis. 1223 01:04:00,172 --> 01:04:03,456 Eventually he died in the arms of a Mexican transvestite 1224 01:04:03,492 --> 01:04:05,658 in a brothel somewhere in Juarez or... 1225 01:04:05,696 --> 01:04:06,510 - You're a liar. 1226 01:04:06,545 --> 01:04:08,095 He didn't do any of that. 1227 01:04:08,130 --> 01:04:10,713 - [LAUGHS] I only wish I was. 1228 01:04:10,751 --> 01:04:13,417 But it all happened, and there's a demon logger out there 1229 01:04:13,452 --> 01:04:16,020 and he's coming down here to take care of each 1230 01:04:16,055 --> 01:04:18,357 and every one of you if you don't listen to me now. 1231 01:04:18,392 --> 01:04:20,357 - How? 1232 01:04:20,393 --> 01:04:24,144 - Well, our-our-our story doesn't end there. 1233 01:04:24,181 --> 01:04:28,650 [THUNDER] 1234 01:04:28,686 --> 01:04:32,654 Years later, on a Shrove Tuesday such as this, 1235 01:04:32,690 --> 01:04:35,657 the lumberjack returned, dragging behind him 1236 01:04:35,692 --> 01:04:38,575 a hellish griddle stacked high with succulent 1237 01:04:38,612 --> 01:04:41,079 golden-brown pancakes. 1238 01:04:41,115 --> 01:04:45,083 All through the day, he stalked Big Timber, axe in hand 1239 01:04:45,119 --> 01:04:47,253 and vengeance in mind. 1240 01:04:47,287 --> 01:04:50,790 When the sun rose again, 67 lay dead. 1241 01:04:50,824 --> 01:04:53,059 Only one survived. 1242 01:04:53,093 --> 01:04:55,762 - Okay, okay, okay, Dr. Shirtcliff, 1243 01:04:55,797 --> 01:04:57,214 I think we've heard enough. 1244 01:04:57,248 --> 01:04:59,315 Reggie, show him to the door. 1245 01:04:59,350 --> 01:05:02,518 - His blood thirst still is not quenched. 1246 01:05:02,554 --> 01:05:03,702 You suit yourselves. 1247 01:05:03,739 --> 01:05:04,820 - Let's go. 1248 01:05:04,855 --> 01:05:05,621 - (Dr. Shirtcliff) Don't forget about the ocelot. 1249 01:05:05,657 --> 01:05:07,588 That's where he found the recipe. 1250 01:05:07,625 --> 01:05:08,557 - H-- F-Faith... 1251 01:05:08,592 --> 01:05:10,476 - In the ass of an ocelot. 1252 01:05:10,511 --> 01:05:12,061 [SCUFFLING] 1253 01:05:12,097 --> 01:05:14,214 - You'll all end up in the asses of an ocelot. 1254 01:05:14,249 --> 01:05:16,283 - We do not say the word "ass". 1255 01:05:16,317 --> 01:05:18,452 - Unless we're talking about the donkey. 1256 01:05:18,486 --> 01:05:20,220 - And Jesus riding him. 1257 01:05:20,255 --> 01:05:20,687 - Yeah. 1258 01:05:20,723 --> 01:05:21,488 - Okay. 1259 01:05:21,523 --> 01:05:24,358 All right. All right. All right. 1260 01:05:24,393 --> 01:05:26,793 There's a demon logger out there. 1261 01:05:26,829 --> 01:05:29,196 And if he finishes his breakfast, he's going to 1262 01:05:29,231 --> 01:05:32,466 become more powerful than you could ever imagine. 1263 01:05:33,285 --> 01:05:36,202 And no force on earth is going to stop him. 1264 01:05:37,706 --> 01:05:39,472 He's coming for you. 1265 01:05:42,846 --> 01:05:45,080 - What poppycock! 1266 01:05:45,114 --> 01:05:46,279 - What a bunch of horse apples. 1267 01:05:46,316 --> 01:05:49,217 - Let-let's just put it behind us and have some pancakes. 1268 01:05:49,251 --> 01:05:50,835 - Yes. 1269 01:05:50,837 --> 01:05:58,576 [CREEPY MUSIC] 1270 01:05:58,612 --> 01:06:05,367 [SHAKY BREATHING] 1271 01:06:05,402 --> 01:06:13,108 [CRYING] 1272 01:06:13,144 --> 01:06:14,410 - Hey. 1273 01:06:14,445 --> 01:06:15,611 - Hi. 1274 01:06:15,646 --> 01:06:16,479 - Hey. 1275 01:06:16,513 --> 01:06:17,713 - Hey. 1276 01:06:17,747 --> 01:06:19,581 - What's going on? 1277 01:06:19,616 --> 01:06:21,400 - He couldn't have been telling the truth about all that, 1278 01:06:21,435 --> 01:06:22,402 could he? 1279 01:06:22,436 --> 01:06:24,503 - What? No. 1280 01:06:24,539 --> 01:06:27,640 No, that dude was a fuckin' nut job. 1281 01:06:27,675 --> 01:06:30,743 He wasn't like -- he wasn't making any sense, okay? 1282 01:06:30,779 --> 01:06:32,378 Seriously. 1283 01:06:32,413 --> 01:06:35,548 It looked like he was out of a mental institution. 1284 01:06:35,583 --> 01:06:36,833 [LAUGHS] 1285 01:06:36,868 --> 01:06:38,301 - [LAUGHS] Yeah. - Yeah. 1286 01:06:38,337 --> 01:06:39,835 - Yeah, you're right. - Yeah. 1287 01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:41,637 - And it doesn't matter. - Yeah. 1288 01:06:41,673 --> 01:06:44,507 - Just forget about it. - Yeah. 1289 01:06:45,643 --> 01:06:48,211 - You must think I'm a total whack job. 1290 01:06:48,246 --> 01:06:49,145 - No. 1291 01:06:49,181 --> 01:06:51,464 No, I think Jacqueline's a total whack job. 1292 01:06:51,499 --> 01:06:52,364 - [LAUGHS] 1293 01:06:52,401 --> 01:06:53,616 - And Doug and... 1294 01:06:53,652 --> 01:06:54,834 I think pretty much everybody here is a total whack job 1295 01:06:54,869 --> 01:06:56,487 besides you. 1296 01:06:56,521 --> 01:06:58,571 In fact, I think you're kind of cool. 1297 01:06:58,642 --> 01:07:00,290 - Well, thank you. 1298 01:07:00,325 --> 01:07:02,476 [LAUGHS] 1299 01:07:02,511 --> 01:07:03,877 - Wanna go eat some pancakes? 1300 01:07:03,912 --> 01:07:06,564 - Yeah, let's -- let's eat some damn pancakes. 1301 01:07:06,599 --> 01:07:07,364 [LAUGHS] 1302 01:07:07,399 --> 01:07:08,465 - Exactly. 1303 01:07:08,501 --> 01:07:10,567 And then we could run away from everybody at camp, 1304 01:07:10,603 --> 01:07:13,003 just hang out. 1305 01:07:13,039 --> 01:07:14,221 - I think I'd like that. 1306 01:07:14,256 --> 01:07:15,989 - All right. 1307 01:07:16,025 --> 01:07:17,591 Cool. 1308 01:07:19,428 --> 01:07:20,328 - Hey, you coming? 1309 01:07:20,363 --> 01:07:20,862 - Yeah. 1310 01:07:20,897 --> 01:07:21,695 Yeah, I'm coming. 1311 01:07:21,731 --> 01:07:24,431 - Okay. 1312 01:07:24,468 --> 01:07:25,432 I'm not doing this alone. 1313 01:07:25,469 --> 01:07:26,734 - I know. 1314 01:07:27,703 --> 01:07:29,587 [CAR MOTOR] 1315 01:07:29,622 --> 01:07:41,916 [CREEPY MUSIC] 1316 01:07:41,952 --> 01:07:46,087 - [GASPING] 1317 01:07:49,744 --> 01:07:50,777 - Have you seen him? 1318 01:07:50,811 --> 01:07:51,777 - [GASPING] 1319 01:07:51,812 --> 01:07:55,680 - I guess you have. 1320 01:07:55,715 --> 01:07:57,582 [UNINTELLIGIBLE] It's okay. 1321 01:07:57,617 --> 01:07:59,551 It's okay. 1322 01:07:59,587 --> 01:08:01,519 It's okay. 1323 01:08:01,556 --> 01:08:05,258 What? What? 1324 01:08:05,294 --> 01:08:07,627 - [GASPING] Syrup. 1325 01:08:07,662 --> 01:08:09,378 Syrup. 1326 01:08:09,414 --> 01:08:17,754 ♪ ♪ 1327 01:08:17,789 --> 01:08:20,456 - Get in there. 1328 01:08:30,502 --> 01:08:32,268 Syrup? 1329 01:08:32,304 --> 01:08:40,794 [DRIVES OFF] 1330 01:08:40,830 --> 01:08:43,297 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, L-Lu Ann? 1331 01:08:43,333 --> 01:08:45,449 Where you going? 1332 01:08:45,484 --> 01:08:49,754 Well, hey, try to remember some eggs if you're going. 1333 01:08:50,991 --> 01:08:52,958 Well, ah... 1334 01:08:58,798 --> 01:09:01,398 Wh- no-- 1335 01:09:01,433 --> 01:09:03,818 Whaaaaat-- 1336 01:09:03,853 --> 01:09:05,686 is that pan-- 1337 01:09:05,721 --> 01:09:08,356 is that pancakes? 1338 01:09:08,393 --> 01:09:13,394 [LAUGHS] 1339 01:09:13,431 --> 01:09:16,531 It's pancakes. 1340 01:09:16,566 --> 01:09:18,534 Oh, my God! 1341 01:09:18,568 --> 01:09:24,840 [LAUGHS] 1342 01:09:27,878 --> 01:09:36,752 [BAM BAM BAM BAM] [SCREAMS] 1343 01:09:40,692 --> 01:09:42,091 - [MOUTHING] Thank you, Lord. 1344 01:09:42,126 --> 01:09:52,118 ♪ ♪ 1345 01:09:52,153 --> 01:10:02,128 ♪ ♪ 1346 01:10:02,163 --> 01:10:11,472 ♪ ♪ 1347 01:10:11,508 --> 01:10:13,374 - All right, everybody, listen up one second, 1348 01:10:13,408 --> 01:10:14,040 y'all, one second. 1349 01:10:14,076 --> 01:10:15,709 All right. 1350 01:10:15,745 --> 01:10:17,060 I hope the food looks good. 1351 01:10:17,097 --> 01:10:19,613 Uh, I just wanted to make a quick announcement. 1352 01:10:19,648 --> 01:10:23,217 I could not find the syrup anywhere. 1353 01:10:23,251 --> 01:10:24,652 I'm real sorry, but I [GROANS AT TABLES] -- 1354 01:10:24,687 --> 01:10:25,803 yeah, I know. 1355 01:10:25,837 --> 01:10:26,621 I kn-- I know. 1356 01:10:26,655 --> 01:10:27,687 I know. 1357 01:10:27,723 --> 01:10:28,589 But, hey, look, you got some sausage, biscuits, 1358 01:10:28,624 --> 01:10:29,623 you got some eggs, you got some bacon, 1359 01:10:29,658 --> 01:10:32,643 you got all kinds of stuff, no syrup required. 1360 01:10:32,678 --> 01:10:35,079 So I'm sure you'll all enjoy it just fine. 1361 01:10:35,116 --> 01:10:36,614 So I'm going to get out here. 1362 01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:37,482 Y'all enjoy yourselves. 1363 01:10:37,518 --> 01:10:39,017 Take care. 1364 01:10:39,852 --> 01:10:43,222 - Jacqueline, why don't you lead us in a prayer? 1365 01:10:43,256 --> 01:10:45,456 - Oh, I-I'd love to. 1366 01:10:48,527 --> 01:10:53,198 Dear Lord Jesus, we thank you for this bountiful 1367 01:10:53,234 --> 01:10:56,918 Shrove Tuesday feast in which our larders will be 1368 01:10:56,953 --> 01:11:00,523 empty of all but the bare necessities so that we 1369 01:11:00,558 --> 01:11:04,693 may cleanse our souls before the fasting of Lent. 1370 01:11:04,729 --> 01:11:08,847 And we think you, dear Lord, and ask you to watch over us 1371 01:11:08,883 --> 01:11:12,284 as we celebrate this Shrove Tide with the traditional giving of 1372 01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:16,039 pickled eggs to the children and with pancake races 1373 01:11:16,074 --> 01:11:20,242 and football and mass-skipping and cock-ringing and -- 1374 01:11:20,278 --> 01:11:22,846 - Um, Jacqueline, this is all very, very good 1375 01:11:22,848 --> 01:11:25,415 but let's wrap things up, okay? 1376 01:11:25,450 --> 01:11:26,666 - Oh, all right. 1377 01:11:26,701 --> 01:11:30,170 And-and we know, Lord, that you will watch over us whether we 1378 01:11:30,205 --> 01:11:34,491 be beheaded with an axe or tied to two poles and set on fire 1379 01:11:34,526 --> 01:11:37,644 or we have our intestines nailed to a tree and we are 1380 01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:40,330 chased around that tree with a flaming lance until 1381 01:11:40,366 --> 01:11:42,665 our intestines wrap all the way around that tree 1382 01:11:42,702 --> 01:11:45,452 and we are brutally beaten with that lance, 1383 01:11:45,488 --> 01:11:47,855 just like so many other followers of Christ. 1384 01:11:47,890 --> 01:11:49,155 - That's enough, Jacqueline. 1385 01:11:49,191 --> 01:11:50,190 - [CLEARS THROAT] 1386 01:11:50,226 --> 01:11:53,044 And we know, dear Lord, that you will forgive us 1387 01:11:53,079 --> 01:11:56,814 of all of our sins, just like you'll forgive me for wanting 1388 01:11:56,849 --> 01:12:03,003 to lie with Doug and defile myself as a shameless harlot. 1389 01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:06,725 - [CLEARS THROAT] 1390 01:12:06,759 --> 01:12:08,526 - Amen. 1391 01:12:08,561 --> 01:12:09,159 - Wait. 1392 01:12:09,194 --> 01:12:12,747 You wanna bang Doug? 1393 01:12:12,781 --> 01:12:14,631 - I don't even wanna bang Doug. 1394 01:12:16,870 --> 01:12:22,908 - Has anyone seen Ernie or Trevor or Danielle? 1395 01:12:22,943 --> 01:12:25,510 It's not like Ernie to miss a meal. 1396 01:12:25,547 --> 01:12:26,712 I wonder where he could be. 1397 01:12:26,747 --> 01:12:27,696 - No, never. 1398 01:12:27,732 --> 01:12:30,799 - There seem to be quite a few kids that aren't here. 1399 01:12:30,834 --> 01:12:32,501 Oh, well, let's have pancakes. 1400 01:12:32,536 --> 01:12:33,818 - Mm. 1401 01:12:33,854 --> 01:12:37,789 [CAFETERIA CHATTER] 1402 01:12:37,825 --> 01:12:39,223 - Would you like a pancake? 1403 01:12:39,260 --> 01:12:40,593 - Yes. 1404 01:12:40,628 --> 01:12:42,929 - Ta da. 1405 01:12:42,964 --> 01:12:44,295 This one's [INDISTINCT MUMBLE]. 1406 01:12:44,332 --> 01:12:45,748 - [LAUGHS] 1407 01:12:45,783 --> 01:12:49,652 [CAFETERIA CHATTER] 1408 01:12:49,687 --> 01:12:53,172 - You know, I cannot wait for that bus to just roll up 1409 01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:55,842 tomorrow and those kids come bounding off. 1410 01:12:55,877 --> 01:12:57,210 Oh, it's so magical. 1411 01:12:57,244 --> 01:12:58,178 - God has a plan. 1412 01:12:58,213 --> 01:12:59,329 - He does. 1413 01:12:59,365 --> 01:13:01,131 And it starts here at Good Friends Church Camp. 1414 01:13:01,165 --> 01:13:01,898 - It starts with us. 1415 01:13:01,934 --> 01:13:04,583 - It starts with us. 1416 01:13:04,618 --> 01:13:06,019 Oh... 1417 01:13:06,054 --> 01:13:09,671 [CRIES] 1418 01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:11,609 - What's wrong, Doug? 1419 01:13:11,643 --> 01:13:13,043 You're not having impure thoughts about that girl 1420 01:13:13,078 --> 01:13:14,711 Jacqueline, are you? 1421 01:13:14,745 --> 01:13:18,950 - [WHIMPERING] 1422 01:13:18,984 --> 01:13:21,201 - [SCREAMS] 1423 01:13:21,236 --> 01:13:23,770 - [BOTH SCREAM] 1424 01:13:23,805 --> 01:13:26,791 - [BLAST] 1425 01:13:33,383 --> 01:13:37,634 - Oh, yeah, y'all, got another vat of some delicious pa-- 1426 01:13:40,208 --> 01:13:49,363 [CREEPY MUSIC] 1427 01:13:49,398 --> 01:13:52,218 - Jesus Fucking Christ. 1428 01:13:54,538 --> 01:14:04,029 - [WHOOSH] 1429 01:14:07,852 --> 01:14:14,956 - [SCREAMS] 1430 01:14:14,993 --> 01:14:22,865 [SCREAMS AND MUSIC] 1431 01:14:22,867 --> 01:14:31,074 [SCREAMS AND MUSIC] 1432 01:14:33,111 --> 01:14:35,577 - I'm so fucking high right now. 1433 01:14:35,613 --> 01:14:36,480 [AXE SWOOSH] 1434 01:14:36,514 --> 01:14:38,146 [MOANING] 1435 01:14:38,182 --> 01:14:40,818 [AXE SWOOSH] 1436 01:14:40,852 --> 01:14:41,751 [SCREAMING] 1437 01:14:41,786 --> 01:14:44,755 [AXE SWOOSH] 1438 01:14:44,789 --> 01:14:49,242 ♪ ♪ 1439 01:14:49,277 --> 01:14:53,782 - Ahhhhhhhhhh. 1440 01:14:53,816 --> 01:15:04,675 ♪ ♪ 1441 01:15:05,110 --> 01:15:06,777 - Doug, we gotta get out there. 1442 01:15:06,814 --> 01:15:07,812 We gotta -- we gotta do something. 1443 01:15:07,847 --> 01:15:09,279 We've got to help those kids. 1444 01:15:09,315 --> 01:15:11,765 - Are you frappin' crazy? 1445 01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:13,368 No one's going through that door. 1446 01:15:13,402 --> 01:15:19,423 - [MUSIC AND SCREAMING] 1447 01:15:19,459 --> 01:15:21,174 - [SCREAMS] Waaaahhhhh! 1448 01:15:21,211 --> 01:15:22,360 [AXE SWOOSH] 1449 01:15:22,396 --> 01:15:24,679 - So what, you're just going to let them die out there? 1450 01:15:24,715 --> 01:15:25,714 - Listen here, missy. 1451 01:15:25,749 --> 01:15:26,614 You're not in charge. 1452 01:15:26,649 --> 01:15:27,598 I am in charge. 1453 01:15:27,634 --> 01:15:31,136 Doug is in charge and that door's not opening for anyone, 1454 01:15:31,172 --> 01:15:33,422 not even Jesus Christ himself. 1455 01:15:33,457 --> 01:15:35,557 - [KIDS SCREAMING] 1456 01:15:35,592 --> 01:15:38,010 [POWER BUZZES AND FLICKERS OFF] 1457 01:15:40,948 --> 01:15:42,263 - [GRUNTS] This is bullshit. 1458 01:15:42,299 --> 01:15:44,265 Get out of my way before I break my foot off 1459 01:15:44,302 --> 01:15:46,785 in your little white ass. 1460 01:15:46,821 --> 01:15:47,786 - I'll use it. 1461 01:15:47,822 --> 01:15:49,838 I'll use it. 1462 01:15:49,873 --> 01:15:52,408 - I'd shave you like a bag, man, like a bag, man. 1463 01:15:52,442 --> 01:15:53,208 Don't make me do it. 1464 01:15:53,244 --> 01:15:55,378 No one's going through that door. 1465 01:15:55,414 --> 01:15:58,980 - [KIDS SCREAMING] 1466 01:15:59,016 --> 01:16:00,014 - Doug! 1467 01:16:00,051 --> 01:16:04,303 Doug! 1468 01:16:04,339 --> 01:16:06,122 Doug! 1469 01:16:06,157 --> 01:16:08,357 [SCREAMING, KNOCKING ON DOOR] Please let me in! 1470 01:16:08,392 --> 01:16:10,427 Doug! 1471 01:16:10,630 --> 01:16:11,994 Doug! 1472 01:16:12,029 --> 01:16:14,281 Save me! 1473 01:16:14,316 --> 01:16:15,898 Doug! 1474 01:16:15,934 --> 01:16:17,718 [THUD] 1475 01:16:23,191 --> 01:16:29,596 [BLOOD SQUISHING] 1476 01:16:29,632 --> 01:16:35,185 [GURGLING] 1477 01:16:35,221 --> 01:16:37,455 - Hey! 1478 01:16:37,491 --> 01:16:39,089 You were my last fuck! 1479 01:16:39,124 --> 01:16:41,391 [SCREAMING] 1480 01:16:41,427 --> 01:16:42,510 [SQUISH] 1481 01:16:42,545 --> 01:16:47,931 - [SCREAMING] 1482 01:16:47,968 --> 01:16:50,484 [THUD] 1483 01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:51,402 - [SCREAMING] 1484 01:16:51,438 --> 01:16:53,088 [THUD] 1485 01:16:53,123 --> 01:16:55,123 [KNIFE WHOOSHING THROUGH AIR] 1486 01:16:55,157 --> 01:16:56,358 [SCREAMING] 1487 01:17:05,835 --> 01:17:07,435 [LOUD BANGS] 1488 01:17:07,470 --> 01:17:10,205 - I'm like a badger. 1489 01:17:10,241 --> 01:17:11,974 Shit. 1490 01:17:12,009 --> 01:17:20,515 [LOUD BANGS] 1491 01:17:20,550 --> 01:17:22,452 - Let's go! 1492 01:17:22,487 --> 01:17:27,123 [LOUD BANGS] 1493 01:17:27,158 --> 01:17:28,324 [SLAM] 1494 01:17:28,359 --> 01:17:38,385 [FIRE ALARM RINGING] 1495 01:17:38,387 --> 01:17:45,425 [FIRE ALARM RINGING] 1496 01:17:45,460 --> 01:17:51,731 - [GRUNTING] 1497 01:17:51,767 --> 01:17:58,888 [FIRE ALARM RINGING] 1498 01:17:58,924 --> 01:17:59,589 - Guys! 1499 01:17:59,625 --> 01:18:00,357 Guys, he's coming! 1500 01:18:00,392 --> 01:18:01,192 He's almost here! 1501 01:18:01,227 --> 01:18:02,293 Guys, come on! 1502 01:18:02,329 --> 01:18:04,028 - Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1503 01:18:04,063 --> 01:18:05,330 - Come on! 1504 01:18:05,365 --> 01:18:06,063 - Okay. 1505 01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:06,964 - He's coming! 1506 01:18:07,083 --> 01:18:08,466 - One, two, three... 1507 01:18:08,501 --> 01:18:12,335 [GRUNTING] 1508 01:18:12,370 --> 01:18:14,238 - I got it. 1509 01:18:14,275 --> 01:18:15,072 I got it. 1510 01:18:15,108 --> 01:18:16,474 Go! Go! Go! 1511 01:18:16,509 --> 01:18:17,241 I can get it! 1512 01:18:17,277 --> 01:18:18,176 I got this! 1513 01:18:18,212 --> 01:18:19,076 - Won't leave you! 1514 01:18:19,112 --> 01:18:19,877 - Go! 1515 01:18:19,913 --> 01:18:21,647 Go! 1516 01:18:21,681 --> 01:18:23,047 - Come on! 1517 01:18:23,083 --> 01:18:23,614 What are you doing? 1518 01:18:23,651 --> 01:18:24,382 Come on! 1519 01:18:24,417 --> 01:18:25,383 No. Come on! 1520 01:18:25,417 --> 01:18:26,551 Just let it go! 1521 01:18:26,586 --> 01:18:27,552 - Just go ahead and g-- 1522 01:18:27,586 --> 01:18:31,906 [SQUISH] 1523 01:18:31,941 --> 01:18:45,253 [MUSIC AND FIRE ALARMS] 1524 01:18:45,287 --> 01:18:48,523 [GARAGE DOOR CLOSING] 1525 01:18:48,558 --> 01:18:51,426 [SLAMS SHUT] 1526 01:18:55,433 --> 01:18:56,531 - Ain't nothing we can do for him now, baby. 1527 01:18:56,568 --> 01:18:57,299 Come on, let's go. 1528 01:18:57,335 --> 01:18:58,167 We got to go. 1529 01:18:58,202 --> 01:18:59,969 Faith, come on! 1530 01:19:00,871 --> 01:19:10,030 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 1531 01:19:10,064 --> 01:19:10,963 - What's that? 1532 01:19:10,999 --> 01:19:12,130 - It's Stacy. 1533 01:19:12,166 --> 01:19:13,199 Stacy! 1534 01:19:13,235 --> 01:19:14,667 - Stacy! 1535 01:19:14,702 --> 01:19:15,936 - Stacy, come on! 1536 01:19:15,970 --> 01:19:16,937 - Stacy, we gotta go, girl! 1537 01:19:16,972 --> 01:19:18,439 Come on! 1538 01:19:18,473 --> 01:19:21,275 - Wait, Reggie, why isn't she moving? 1539 01:19:21,310 --> 01:19:23,177 Reggie, why isn't she moving? 1540 01:19:23,212 --> 01:19:26,145 - Stacy... 1541 01:19:26,181 --> 01:19:29,015 Stacy, we gotta go. 1542 01:19:31,087 --> 01:19:31,985 Stacy, we gotta go. 1543 01:19:32,020 --> 01:19:33,470 Come on. 1544 01:19:34,123 --> 01:19:36,924 [SQUISHY SOUNDS] 1545 01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:38,942 Shit! 1546 01:19:43,617 --> 01:19:45,148 [THUD] 1547 01:19:47,620 --> 01:19:49,653 Let's go. 1548 01:19:49,690 --> 01:19:58,679 ♪ ♪ 1549 01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:18,249 [FOOTSTEPS] 1550 01:20:18,251 --> 01:20:25,625 [FOOTSTEPS] 1551 01:20:25,660 --> 01:20:31,363 [FOOTSTEPS GETTING CLOSER] 1552 01:20:35,670 --> 01:20:46,244 [FOOTSTEPS] 1553 01:20:46,281 --> 01:20:49,583 [STEEL RATTLES] 1554 01:20:49,618 --> 01:20:55,722 [FOOTSTEPS] 1555 01:20:55,756 --> 01:20:57,190 - [SCREAMING] 1556 01:20:57,224 --> 01:20:59,742 - Hey, hey, shut up the both of ya's. 1557 01:20:59,778 --> 01:21:01,243 What are you, crazy? 1558 01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:02,312 He's still out there. 1559 01:21:02,347 --> 01:21:05,532 He's looking for you both, so just keep it quiet. 1560 01:21:05,534 --> 01:21:09,185 - Oh, thank God it's you. 1561 01:21:09,221 --> 01:21:12,390 - There ain't no God around here, young lady. 1562 01:21:12,425 --> 01:21:15,359 - Hey, man, we gotta get out of here, okay? 1563 01:21:15,394 --> 01:21:17,078 - Well, well, we can't go. 1564 01:21:17,112 --> 01:21:18,830 Uh, not yet. 1565 01:21:18,864 --> 01:21:21,464 - [COUGHS] You just gave us that whole damn speech about 1566 01:21:21,466 --> 01:21:23,551 how we gotta get out of here if we want to stay alive. 1567 01:21:23,586 --> 01:21:25,587 And now you're telling us we gotta stay? 1568 01:21:25,622 --> 01:21:29,657 - That demon logger has been out there targeting 1569 01:21:29,692 --> 01:21:32,827 the innocent for centuries, 1570 01:21:32,862 --> 01:21:39,134 setting before him his breakfast of ghastly vengeance. 1571 01:21:39,169 --> 01:21:43,872 We, together, can put an end to it now and forever -- 1572 01:21:43,907 --> 01:21:49,361 because, you see, I, Dr. Peter Shirtcliff, that is, 1573 01:21:49,396 --> 01:21:52,115 have discovered his frailty. 1574 01:21:52,149 --> 01:21:55,884 - What is it? 1575 01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:57,786 - You see before you... 1576 01:22:00,624 --> 01:22:02,324 [LAUGHS]... 1577 01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:05,343 sorry. 1578 01:22:05,380 --> 01:22:10,316 You see what is before you is the sword that will 1579 01:22:10,351 --> 01:22:11,735 slay the beast. 1580 01:22:11,770 --> 01:22:12,736 - Syrup? 1581 01:22:12,770 --> 01:22:16,756 - Ordinary, everyday maple syrup, 1582 01:22:16,791 --> 01:22:19,459 which is what killed him in the first place. 1583 01:22:19,493 --> 01:22:20,760 - Are you serious? 1584 01:22:20,795 --> 01:22:23,829 We're going after that big Paul Bunyan motherfucker with that? 1585 01:22:23,865 --> 01:22:25,766 - That's right. 1586 01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:27,350 - Okay. 1587 01:22:27,385 --> 01:22:29,469 Let's do it. 1588 01:22:29,505 --> 01:22:30,253 - Um, yeah, let's go. 1589 01:22:30,288 --> 01:22:33,206 - The hell we will! 1590 01:22:33,242 --> 01:22:36,375 - [LAUGHS] Let's go. 1591 01:22:36,412 --> 01:22:36,926 - Hey! 1592 01:22:36,961 --> 01:22:38,129 Hey. 1593 01:22:38,163 --> 01:22:41,664 What the fuck are you doing, making all this goddamn noise? 1594 01:22:41,701 --> 01:22:44,351 I'm trying to hide over there like the goddamn Maccabees 1595 01:22:44,387 --> 01:22:47,171 and all I hear is you guys holding your dicks with all 1596 01:22:47,206 --> 01:22:49,740 this tomfoolery and nonsense being spouted out. 1597 01:22:49,776 --> 01:22:51,776 He's going to find us here and you're going to die. 1598 01:22:51,810 --> 01:22:52,777 I'm not going to die. 1599 01:22:52,812 --> 01:22:53,879 You're going to die. 1600 01:22:53,913 --> 01:22:55,613 He's going to tear you in a bunch of fucking pieces, 1601 01:22:55,648 --> 01:22:57,683 but not me! 1602 01:22:57,717 --> 01:22:59,416 [RUNNING FOOTSTEPS] 1603 01:22:59,451 --> 01:23:01,602 - Doug, wait! 1604 01:23:01,638 --> 01:23:02,603 D-- 1605 01:23:02,638 --> 01:23:14,148 [MUSIC] 1606 01:23:15,853 --> 01:23:16,417 - (Doug laughing) 1607 01:23:16,453 --> 01:23:17,886 [SWOOSH] 1608 01:23:17,921 --> 01:23:23,224 [SPURTS AND FOOTSTEPS] 1609 01:23:23,259 --> 01:23:25,361 - [THUD] 1610 01:23:25,395 --> 01:23:35,638 ♪ ♪ 1611 01:23:48,771 --> 01:23:50,436 - Faith, you ain't going out there with no 1612 01:23:50,472 --> 01:23:52,055 little bitty packet of syrup. 1613 01:23:52,090 --> 01:23:53,657 That boy'll tear you apart! 1614 01:23:53,691 --> 01:23:54,724 - Listen. Listen. Listen. 1615 01:23:54,759 --> 01:23:56,259 There's no time to argue. 1616 01:23:56,294 --> 01:23:58,261 As soon as he finishes his last mouthful 1617 01:23:58,297 --> 01:24:02,733 of blood-soaked flapjacks, it'll be too late. 1618 01:24:02,768 --> 01:24:12,592 - [CREEPY MUSIC] 1619 01:24:12,594 --> 01:24:19,717 - [CREEPY MUSIC] 1620 01:24:19,753 --> 01:24:23,821 - [LOUD ROAR] 1621 01:24:24,390 --> 01:24:26,958 - Get ready. 1622 01:24:26,993 --> 01:24:27,959 We gotta go. 1623 01:24:27,994 --> 01:24:29,277 [LAUGHS] We gotta go now. 1624 01:24:29,312 --> 01:24:30,511 [LAUGHS] 1625 01:24:51,468 --> 01:24:53,452 - Girl! 1626 01:24:53,486 --> 01:24:55,521 - Let's do this! 1627 01:24:55,556 --> 01:24:57,489 - Faith! 1628 01:25:00,510 --> 01:25:02,094 Faith! 1629 01:25:02,129 --> 01:25:04,479 - What is that damn thing? 1630 01:25:04,516 --> 01:25:06,314 - I don't know, man. 1631 01:25:06,350 --> 01:25:08,082 Hey, let's just fucking ridi-- 1632 01:25:08,118 --> 01:25:10,003 why-why don't we just take your car? 1633 01:25:13,742 --> 01:25:14,573 - Yeah. 1634 01:25:14,609 --> 01:25:17,026 Well, you know, I got someone in there 1635 01:25:17,062 --> 01:25:18,428 'cause I'm helping someone. 1636 01:25:18,462 --> 01:25:20,963 And they're-they're in there and they-they -- 1637 01:25:20,999 --> 01:25:22,797 there's not enough room. 1638 01:25:22,834 --> 01:25:23,532 - What are y--? 1639 01:25:23,568 --> 01:25:24,483 - Really. 1640 01:25:24,519 --> 01:25:26,721 - It's small. 1641 01:25:26,755 --> 01:25:28,588 - Well, it's a smart car. 1642 01:25:28,624 --> 01:25:30,857 - It's-it's -- what was that? 1643 01:25:30,891 --> 01:25:32,141 - Huh? 1644 01:25:32,176 --> 01:25:34,093 - Are you fucking serious, man? 1645 01:25:34,129 --> 01:25:35,095 Just -- oh... 1646 01:25:35,130 --> 01:25:35,995 - What did I say? 1647 01:25:36,031 --> 01:25:36,695 - I thought you said it was a smart car. 1648 01:25:36,731 --> 01:25:38,497 - Why do they call them that? 1649 01:25:38,533 --> 01:25:39,433 - Them little -- yeah, yeah, the little... 1650 01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:40,666 - I don't know why they call them that. 1651 01:25:40,701 --> 01:25:41,718 It's so weird. 1652 01:25:41,753 --> 01:25:42,620 - I ain't got a fucking clue, dude. 1653 01:25:42,655 --> 01:25:44,721 And why did you buy it in the first place, mother--? 1654 01:25:44,757 --> 01:25:45,822 Oooh... 1655 01:25:45,858 --> 01:25:46,925 - Yeah, you know, what ever happened to the good old 1656 01:25:46,959 --> 01:25:47,858 American muscle car? 1657 01:25:47,893 --> 01:25:48,826 - Fucking ridiculous. 1658 01:25:48,861 --> 01:25:50,394 - You know, a good old American iron steel? 1659 01:25:50,429 --> 01:25:51,595 - All right. That's cool, brother. 1660 01:25:51,630 --> 01:25:53,565 - Well -- yeah, okay. 1661 01:25:53,599 --> 01:26:05,759 [MUSIC AND FOOTSTEPS] 1662 01:26:05,795 --> 01:26:14,768 [MUSIC] 1663 01:26:14,805 --> 01:26:23,762 ♪ ♪ 1664 01:26:23,797 --> 01:26:33,022 ♪ ♪ 1665 01:26:33,057 --> 01:26:34,723 - Oh! 1666 01:26:34,758 --> 01:26:37,826 - Sorry. 1667 01:26:40,999 --> 01:26:45,434 - [GULPS] Hey -- wait, where's Dr. Shirtcliff? 1668 01:26:45,469 --> 01:26:47,403 - He said something about having to get something 1669 01:26:47,438 --> 01:26:48,071 out of his car. 1670 01:26:48,105 --> 01:26:48,871 I don't know. 1671 01:26:48,907 --> 01:26:50,106 Who knows? 1672 01:26:51,943 --> 01:26:53,475 - We're on our own, then. 1673 01:26:54,713 --> 01:26:55,778 - Yup. 1674 01:27:01,920 --> 01:27:04,855 - You, uh -- do you want to do this? 1675 01:27:07,458 --> 01:27:08,725 - Might as well. 1676 01:27:13,866 --> 01:27:15,065 - [WHISPERS] Come on. 1677 01:27:18,037 --> 01:27:28,011 [CREEPY MUSIC] 1678 01:27:28,047 --> 01:27:36,887 ♪ ♪ 1679 01:27:45,731 --> 01:27:48,467 - He ate all the pancakes. 1680 01:27:49,903 --> 01:28:00,045 [CREEPY MUSIC] 1681 01:28:00,081 --> 01:28:12,924 ♪ ♪ 1682 01:28:17,648 --> 01:28:19,147 - Trade me. 1683 01:28:20,184 --> 01:28:33,730 ♪ ♪ 1684 01:28:33,765 --> 01:28:34,597 - Fuck! 1685 01:28:34,632 --> 01:28:36,065 Shit. 1686 01:28:36,101 --> 01:28:46,610 ♪ ♪ 1687 01:28:51,551 --> 01:28:57,889 ♪ ♪ 1688 01:28:57,923 --> 01:28:59,656 Gimme that. 1689 01:28:59,691 --> 01:29:00,958 Come on. 1690 01:29:00,994 --> 01:29:03,160 [MUSIC] 1691 01:29:03,196 --> 01:29:05,178 - [SCREAMS] 1692 01:29:05,214 --> 01:29:13,087 [CHOKING] 1693 01:29:17,844 --> 01:29:19,894 - Reggie, no! 1694 01:29:27,338 --> 01:29:34,626 - [MUSIC] 1695 01:29:34,661 --> 01:29:35,327 - Shit. 1696 01:29:35,362 --> 01:29:37,229 Reggie, Reggie, Reggie, come on. 1697 01:29:37,264 --> 01:29:38,880 [SLAPPING] Come on. 1698 01:29:38,917 --> 01:29:39,614 Come on. We gotta go. 1699 01:29:39,651 --> 01:29:40,999 Really gotta go, buddy. 1700 01:29:41,033 --> 01:29:42,300 Come on. 1701 01:29:42,335 --> 01:29:43,235 Reggie... 1702 01:29:43,271 --> 01:29:44,387 - Guys! 1703 01:29:44,422 --> 01:29:45,138 Guys, I did it! 1704 01:29:45,172 --> 01:29:46,572 I made it! 1705 01:29:46,607 --> 01:29:49,958 I'm here to help. 1706 01:29:49,993 --> 01:29:56,350 ♪ ♪ 1707 01:29:56,384 --> 01:30:00,636 Oh, shit. 1708 01:30:00,672 --> 01:30:09,178 [GURGLING] [SCREAM] 1709 01:30:09,213 --> 01:30:20,958 ♪ ♪ 1710 01:30:26,232 --> 01:30:27,030 - Okay. Okay. 1711 01:30:27,065 --> 01:30:28,266 Come on. 1712 01:30:28,301 --> 01:30:29,666 We just saw that... 1713 01:30:29,703 --> 01:30:30,934 - Syrup, syrup. 1714 01:30:30,969 --> 01:30:31,801 Get the syrup. 1715 01:30:31,837 --> 01:30:32,803 - Oh. Oh. 1716 01:30:32,837 --> 01:30:35,490 G-- I got it. 1717 01:30:35,525 --> 01:30:36,373 It's right here. 1718 01:30:36,409 --> 01:30:37,741 [WHOOSH] 1719 01:30:37,778 --> 01:30:42,195 [SCREAM] 1720 01:30:42,231 --> 01:30:52,724 [CRYING] 1721 01:30:52,758 --> 01:30:54,825 [FOOTSTEPS] 1722 01:30:54,861 --> 01:30:58,580 [CRYING] 1723 01:30:58,615 --> 01:31:03,085 - Nehemiah Easterday! 1724 01:31:03,119 --> 01:31:04,018 [LAUGHS] 1725 01:31:04,054 --> 01:31:04,837 All's well. 1726 01:31:04,871 --> 01:31:06,771 [SHOTGUN BLAST] 1727 01:31:06,857 --> 01:31:07,689 [RELOAD CLICK] 1728 01:31:07,725 --> 01:31:09,191 [SHOTGUN BLAST] 1729 01:31:09,226 --> 01:31:10,041 [RELOAD CLICK] 1730 01:31:10,076 --> 01:31:11,075 [SHOTGUN BLAST] 1731 01:31:11,111 --> 01:31:13,346 [RELOAD, BLAST] 1732 01:31:13,380 --> 01:31:21,253 [SHOTGUN BLAST] 1733 01:31:21,289 --> 01:31:23,955 [RELOAD, BLAST] 1734 01:31:33,734 --> 01:31:34,866 Okay. 1735 01:31:34,903 --> 01:31:39,122 Why didn't you do what you were supposed to do? 1736 01:31:39,156 --> 01:31:40,424 - Well, the syrup didn't work. 1737 01:31:40,459 --> 01:31:41,825 I'm sorry. 1738 01:31:41,860 --> 01:31:43,343 - [LAUGHS] Ooh, I guess not. 1739 01:31:43,378 --> 01:31:46,062 I had to shoot him. 1740 01:31:46,096 --> 01:31:49,348 It would have if you would have done what I told you to do. 1741 01:31:49,385 --> 01:31:52,886 I thought you were going to do the syrup and... 1742 01:31:52,921 --> 01:31:55,105 you made me hate myself. 1743 01:31:57,509 --> 01:31:59,842 - I just think you have a lot of problems. 1744 01:32:01,846 --> 01:32:03,513 - Let's go. 1745 01:32:04,250 --> 01:32:07,384 - [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 1746 01:32:07,420 --> 01:32:08,453 - Oh, gotcha. 1747 01:32:08,487 --> 01:32:10,088 Okay. 1748 01:32:11,390 --> 01:32:12,923 [RUMBLING] 1749 01:32:12,959 --> 01:32:23,000 [MUSIC] 1750 01:32:23,002 --> 01:32:28,839 [MUSIC] 1751 01:32:28,875 --> 01:32:30,008 [FOOTSTEPS] 1752 01:32:30,042 --> 01:32:31,877 - Shit. 1753 01:32:31,911 --> 01:32:35,463 [FOOTSTEPS] 1754 01:32:36,365 --> 01:32:38,384 Okay. 1755 01:32:38,419 --> 01:32:40,451 All right. 1756 01:32:40,488 --> 01:32:41,186 Come on. Come on. 1757 01:32:41,222 --> 01:32:42,454 Give me the syrup. 1758 01:32:42,490 --> 01:32:43,455 Come on. 1759 01:32:43,491 --> 01:32:44,490 Come on. 1760 01:32:44,526 --> 01:32:46,024 All right. 1761 01:32:46,059 --> 01:32:47,293 Okay. 1762 01:32:47,328 --> 01:32:48,127 All right. 1763 01:32:48,163 --> 01:32:49,328 Heh. 1764 01:32:54,036 --> 01:32:56,235 [CLEARS THROAT] 1765 01:32:58,940 --> 01:33:00,773 Come on, big man. 1766 01:33:00,808 --> 01:33:04,844 See, lumberjack man? 1767 01:33:04,880 --> 01:33:07,113 And that's your name, you know? 1768 01:33:07,148 --> 01:33:08,080 That's what they call you. 1769 01:33:08,116 --> 01:33:10,416 Of course, you didn't know that, did you? 1770 01:33:10,451 --> 01:33:12,000 Goddamn it. 1771 01:33:13,438 --> 01:33:16,289 If I can get this... 1772 01:33:16,325 --> 01:33:18,257 oh, fuck... 1773 01:33:18,294 --> 01:33:21,010 heh heh heh. 1774 01:33:21,045 --> 01:33:22,913 Hold on a second here. 1775 01:33:22,948 --> 01:33:24,163 This fucking thing... 1776 01:33:24,200 --> 01:33:26,032 [GODDAMN] it. 1777 01:33:29,155 --> 01:33:30,287 Boooo! 1778 01:33:30,323 --> 01:33:33,523 [LAUGHS] Okay, buddy. 1779 01:33:33,558 --> 01:33:35,892 You're going to get it now. 1780 01:33:35,928 --> 01:33:37,261 You wanna fool around, huh? 1781 01:33:37,295 --> 01:33:38,829 Okay, man. 1782 01:33:38,864 --> 01:33:41,499 I hate to do this to you, but okay. 1783 01:33:41,534 --> 01:33:43,685 [SMACK SMACK SMACK] 1784 01:33:43,719 --> 01:33:47,222 [SMACK SMACK] 1785 01:33:49,358 --> 01:33:51,193 - [LAUGHS] Okay. 1786 01:33:51,228 --> 01:33:52,994 I'm just warming up, you know. 1787 01:33:53,029 --> 01:33:55,296 [LAUGHS] You're all cool with the axe and everything. 1788 01:33:55,331 --> 01:33:56,098 Hah. 1789 01:33:56,133 --> 01:33:57,265 Okay. 1790 01:33:57,299 --> 01:34:00,035 [YELLS] Whew. 1791 01:34:01,637 --> 01:34:02,403 Whoo! 1792 01:34:02,439 --> 01:34:05,640 [LAUGHS] Oh, shit. 1793 01:34:05,676 --> 01:34:13,097 - [MUSIC] 1794 01:34:16,236 --> 01:34:26,028 ♪ ♪ 1795 01:34:26,064 --> 01:34:37,373 ♪ ♪ 1796 01:34:37,409 --> 01:34:38,441 - Faith, what are you doing? 1797 01:34:38,476 --> 01:34:39,459 J-j-just run! 1798 01:34:39,494 --> 01:34:41,260 - It's empty! 1799 01:34:41,296 --> 01:34:48,634 - Come on, gun, work with me. 1800 01:34:48,670 --> 01:34:52,371 [CHOKING] 1801 01:34:52,407 --> 01:35:02,250 ♪ ♪ 1802 01:35:02,284 --> 01:35:04,134 The missing syrup -- guys, I found it! 1803 01:35:04,169 --> 01:35:05,436 I found the syrup! 1804 01:35:05,470 --> 01:35:07,604 - Thank God. 1805 01:35:07,640 --> 01:35:10,991 You've got to take your clothes off. 1806 01:35:11,027 --> 01:35:11,992 - What? 1807 01:35:12,028 --> 01:35:13,010 - G-- strip down naked. 1808 01:35:13,045 --> 01:35:16,246 Get your clothes off and douse yourself in the syrup. 1809 01:35:16,281 --> 01:35:17,180 - But why? 1810 01:35:17,216 --> 01:35:18,999 What'll that do? 1811 01:35:19,035 --> 01:35:21,050 What's the point? 1812 01:35:24,707 --> 01:35:26,139 - It's the cotton. 1813 01:35:26,177 --> 01:35:28,008 It's the death fabric. 1814 01:35:28,045 --> 01:35:29,043 - (Faith) It's the death fabric. 1815 01:35:29,080 --> 01:35:30,078 - Yeah... 1816 01:35:31,582 --> 01:35:35,584 it-it-it absorbs the-the syrup and... just get naked! 1817 01:35:35,619 --> 01:35:38,286 In the name of God, do it! 1818 01:35:38,321 --> 01:35:40,356 - Can I at least leave my underwear on? 1819 01:35:40,390 --> 01:35:49,514 [FOOTSTEPS] 1820 01:35:56,690 --> 01:35:58,407 - Hey, asshole! 1821 01:35:58,442 --> 01:36:08,717 ♪ ♪ 1822 01:36:08,719 --> 01:36:13,673 ♪ ♪ 1823 01:36:13,709 --> 01:36:15,992 It's me you want, not them. 1824 01:36:17,178 --> 01:36:19,195 You sense it, don't you? 1825 01:36:19,230 --> 01:36:20,797 Yeah. 1826 01:36:20,831 --> 01:36:26,002 I'm the great-great- granddaughter of JT Jeppson. 1827 01:36:26,037 --> 01:36:29,422 My family made a fortune off your pancake recipe, 1828 01:36:29,457 --> 01:36:32,609 all because of your total lack of business sense-- 1829 01:36:32,644 --> 01:36:37,313 you ignorant, backwoods-- [SCREAMS] 1830 01:36:37,349 --> 01:36:39,615 - [ROAR] 1831 01:36:39,652 --> 01:36:45,172 [MUSIC] 1832 01:36:45,207 --> 01:36:49,493 - [YELLS] Yeah. 1833 01:36:49,529 --> 01:36:54,464 [GRUNTING] 1834 01:36:54,499 --> 01:36:55,631 - Take that asshole. 1835 01:36:55,668 --> 01:36:57,668 [MUSIC] 1836 01:36:57,703 --> 01:37:02,072 - [GRUNTING] 1837 01:37:02,107 --> 01:37:08,096 - [GASPS] 1838 01:37:08,131 --> 01:37:13,902 [MUSIC] 1839 01:37:13,937 --> 01:37:16,705 - [GASPS] 1840 01:37:16,741 --> 01:37:26,814 [MUSIC] 1841 01:37:26,851 --> 01:37:34,473 - [GRUNTING] 1842 01:37:34,509 --> 01:37:44,483 [GURGLING] 1843 01:37:57,382 --> 01:38:00,450 - [BREATHS IN HEAVILY] 1844 01:38:00,486 --> 01:38:10,461 ♪ ♪ 1845 01:38:10,496 --> 01:38:19,469 ♪ ♪ 1846 01:38:19,504 --> 01:38:28,479 ♪ ♪ 1847 01:38:28,514 --> 01:38:31,898 - Hey, doc... 1848 01:38:31,935 --> 01:38:34,135 - [LAUGHS] Hey! 1849 01:38:36,254 --> 01:38:37,622 - Hey! Hey! 1850 01:38:37,657 --> 01:38:41,141 [LAUGHS] 1851 01:38:41,178 --> 01:38:42,244 - Yeah. 1852 01:38:42,278 --> 01:38:42,876 - (Reggie) Yeah. 1853 01:38:42,913 --> 01:38:44,479 - You know-- 1854 01:38:44,515 --> 01:38:45,779 went swimming. 1855 01:38:45,816 --> 01:38:48,650 - (Dr. Shirtcliff) [LAUGHS] 1856 01:38:48,685 --> 01:38:51,552 - So, uh, camp closed? 1857 01:38:51,588 --> 01:38:52,454 - Yep. 1858 01:38:52,490 --> 01:38:53,254 - [LAUGHS] 1859 01:38:53,289 --> 01:38:54,689 - But it'll open again someday... 1860 01:38:54,725 --> 01:38:55,957 thanks to you. 1861 01:38:55,993 --> 01:38:58,526 - And when it does, it'll be a place where women and children 1862 01:38:58,562 --> 01:39:02,865 can dance and laugh and play in the sunshine, 1863 01:39:02,900 --> 01:39:07,202 rather than in the shadow of a monster. 1864 01:39:10,191 --> 01:39:14,627 - [ALL LAUGH] 1865 01:39:14,663 --> 01:39:21,784 [NOISES IN CABIN] 1866 01:39:21,820 --> 01:39:23,686 - [LAUGHS] All is not well. 1867 01:39:23,721 --> 01:39:25,187 - Are you fucking kidding me? 1868 01:39:25,224 --> 01:39:26,490 - Let's go. 1869 01:39:26,525 --> 01:39:28,507 Ooh... 1870 01:39:32,881 --> 01:39:35,715 [KABOOM!] 1871 01:39:35,751 --> 01:39:42,288 [FIRE CRACKLES] 1872 01:39:42,323 --> 01:39:49,597 ♪ ♪ 1873 01:39:49,631 --> 01:39:55,435 [TRUCK RATTLES] 1874 01:40:00,793 --> 01:40:03,426 - What the hell happened to y'all guys? 1875 01:40:03,464 --> 01:40:06,580 - Church camp. 1876 01:40:06,614 --> 01:40:07,948 - Should have figured. 1877 01:40:07,984 --> 01:40:08,516 Hop in back. 1878 01:40:08,551 --> 01:40:10,450 I'll give you a ride. 1879 01:40:23,616 --> 01:40:25,566 - Can you get that door? 1880 01:40:33,877 --> 01:40:35,977 What's my name again? 1881 01:40:36,013 --> 01:40:37,412 - Shirtdick. 1882 01:40:37,448 --> 01:40:40,015 - [LAUGHS] 1883 01:40:40,051 --> 01:40:42,251 - I'm sorry I doubted you. 1884 01:40:43,987 --> 01:40:46,222 - I'm sorry too. 1885 01:40:52,998 --> 01:40:55,698 - Hey, how you doin'? 1886 01:40:55,733 --> 01:40:57,868 - Go fuck yourself. 1887 01:41:07,545 --> 01:41:09,496 - Hey, you guys hungry? 1888 01:41:09,531 --> 01:41:11,848 I know a good pancake place up the road. 1889 01:41:11,884 --> 01:41:14,618 - You don't know what pancakes is. 1890 01:41:14,653 --> 01:41:16,902 - Thank you. 119231