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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,735 --> 00:00:20,835 UGLY, DIRTY AND BAD (Down and Dirty) 2 00:02:09,331 --> 00:02:11,401 The door! 3 00:02:16,638 --> 00:02:19,708 The fucking door! 4 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,877 One day of these days I’ll nail it. 5 00:03:57,785 --> 00:04:00,855 - Hi. - Hi. 6 00:04:02,935 --> 00:04:06,995 - How cold it is this morning! - The air is colder. 7 00:04:12,327 --> 00:04:15,227 You tried again last night, huh? 8 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:18,355 Bunch of criminals! 9 00:04:18,582 --> 00:04:20,652 My money is mine! 10 00:04:21,709 --> 00:04:24,619 The eye that the quick lime blinded was mine. 11 00:04:24,846 --> 00:04:29,746 And the insurance money is also mine. Get it? 12 00:04:30,059 --> 00:04:33,969 If you don't get it, I’ll make you understand with my rifle. 13 00:04:34,239 --> 00:04:37,139 Crooks... rammed in the ass. 14 00:04:37,366 --> 00:04:41,266 This is my house, that I built with my hands. 15 00:04:41,536 --> 00:04:43,436 Brick by brick. 16 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:47,531 And you live as if it was a hotel. Free! 17 00:04:47,801 --> 00:04:49,871 Without spending a lira! 18 00:04:50,929 --> 00:04:52,829 Come with your uncle! 19 00:04:53,014 --> 00:04:57,074 Nice! 20 00:04:59,278 --> 00:05:03,178 Are you crazy? The blood will go to his head! 21 00:05:03,448 --> 00:05:07,288 - Why are you screaming? - He's a baby! - Go away! 22 00:05:07,555 --> 00:05:10,625 - For what it costed you... - Leave me alone. 23 00:05:11,736 --> 00:05:14,636 Gaetano, will you give me the 5 thousand liras or not? 24 00:05:14,863 --> 00:05:17,763 The million is mine and nobody can touch it. 25 00:05:17,990 --> 00:05:19,890 At least give me 3 thousand. 26 00:05:20,075 --> 00:05:21,975 Scoundrels. 27 00:05:22,170 --> 00:05:27,070 Give me two thousand. How am I going to look for work? Walking? 28 00:05:27,382 --> 00:05:29,282 What are you looking for? 29 00:05:29,468 --> 00:05:33,378 You look for work and you pray to the Virgin that you don't find any. 30 00:05:33,648 --> 00:05:36,718 Mind your own business! 31 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:41,760 Hey, you, I'm waiting for you! 32 00:05:41,987 --> 00:05:44,897 Wait, wait... Just a moment! 33 00:05:45,124 --> 00:05:47,024 Hope they kill you... 34 00:05:47,209 --> 00:05:50,109 I’ll throw you all out of here. 35 00:05:50,337 --> 00:05:53,237 - Here. – Relatives are like boots. 36 00:05:53,475 --> 00:05:57,525 The tighter they are, the more they hurt. 37 00:05:59,729 --> 00:06:01,799 Do you want the money? 38 00:06:02,856 --> 00:06:06,866 Throw some quicklime on your eye if you want the money. 39 00:06:08,006 --> 00:06:12,066 - Make a good cut. Look here. - Just let me work. 40 00:06:15,314 --> 00:06:17,214 How late it is! Maria Libera! 41 00:06:17,398 --> 00:06:19,298 If you don't like it, get another. 42 00:06:19,483 --> 00:06:21,383 - Hold the baby. - Give me five hundred. 43 00:06:21,578 --> 00:06:25,478 Enea, I'm ready. If the Trombetta comes, tell him to wait. 44 00:06:25,748 --> 00:06:27,648 Sure! I'm sure he'll wait for you... 45 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:29,733 Give me 200... 100... 46 00:06:29,917 --> 00:06:31,987 At least give me a kiss. 47 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:36,671 Cut it out, will you? Every morning... My bed is not a ring! 48 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:42,380 They're waiting for you, hurry! 49 00:06:48,702 --> 00:06:52,762 The scooter indoors! Could you both become blind! 50 00:06:53,925 --> 00:06:56,825 I'll smash the scooter with a hammer. 51 00:06:57,053 --> 00:07:00,953 He's here free, without paying a lira and he's not my son. 52 00:07:01,222 --> 00:07:03,122 He's your son! 53 00:07:03,317 --> 00:07:07,217 - He's not my son. - Whose son is he then? 54 00:07:07,487 --> 00:07:11,327 You're asking me? Ask the whore inside you. 55 00:07:11,595 --> 00:07:14,495 - He was born in december, right? - So? 56 00:07:14,722 --> 00:07:17,622 I'd been in prison for two years. 57 00:07:17,849 --> 00:07:20,749 - And I got out in May. He was born in December... - So? 58 00:07:20,987 --> 00:07:24,887 - He was born seven months. - No, he was born son of a bitch. 59 00:07:25,156 --> 00:07:28,056 I'll kick you all out. 60 00:07:28,283 --> 00:07:32,193 You tried to get my money last night, didn't you? 61 00:07:32,464 --> 00:07:34,524 Again. 62 00:07:42,899 --> 00:07:44,959 - I'll stay here! - No, no, come. 63 00:07:46,026 --> 00:07:52,936 A bullet in the head for all of them. If not today, then tomorrow. 64 00:07:53,334 --> 00:07:57,394 - Let's go! - All here? - Romolo - Coming! 65 00:08:02,726 --> 00:08:06,626 Be quiet or you'll wake up Tommasina! She came home late. 66 00:08:06,895 --> 00:08:09,795 - Too many customers! - Look at your sister! 67 00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:12,862 - My daughter is without sin. - And without underwear! 68 00:08:13,088 --> 00:08:17,988 - It's part of her job! - Like whores! 69 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:21,210 She's a respected model! 70 00:08:21,437 --> 00:08:23,337 - From behind! - And from the front! 71 00:08:23,522 --> 00:08:25,422 Where does she strut her stuff? 72 00:08:25,607 --> 00:08:29,507 That's what your sister does! Die! 73 00:08:29,787 --> 00:08:32,687 This week, Tommasina is in a poster! 74 00:08:32,915 --> 00:08:34,985 The church bulletin? 75 00:08:36,042 --> 00:08:37,112 Let's see... 76 00:08:40,222 --> 00:08:43,122 Hot! 77 00:08:43,349 --> 00:08:46,249 - But that's not Tommasina! - Yes it is! 78 00:08:46,476 --> 00:08:48,546 I recognized the tits! 79 00:08:49,604 --> 00:08:51,674 - What magazine is that? - "Wankboy." 80 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:57,801 - Cover her up or she'll catch cold! - Let's go, I'm tired. 81 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:03,109 Leave that is better! 82 00:09:09,431 --> 00:09:13,341 They're just jealous! Their sisters aren't so successful! 83 00:09:13,612 --> 00:09:16,442 She'll also star in a movie! 84 00:09:16,666 --> 00:09:18,566 In "Asses high"! 85 00:09:18,761 --> 00:09:20,661 Mom! What time is it? 86 00:09:20,846 --> 00:09:22,746 Poor thing! They woke you up! 87 00:09:22,931 --> 00:09:25,831 - I'm sleepy. - Idiots! 88 00:09:26,058 --> 00:09:27,128 What did they want? 89 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:08,570 - Blind! - I return your hat! 90 00:10:08,839 --> 00:10:12,899 Let's go, come on! Let's go to work! 91 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,469 Get on, Mennea. 92 00:10:20,317 --> 00:10:23,227 Romolo, wait for me! 93 00:10:23,454 --> 00:10:25,354 You dirtied me up, idiot! 94 00:10:25,539 --> 00:10:28,439 - What does a little extra black do to you? - How late. Drop me... 95 00:10:28,666 --> 00:10:30,736 ...at the bus stop. 96 00:10:39,101 --> 00:10:40,171 Grandfather! 97 00:10:42,239 --> 00:10:46,289 They say that without money there's no wine. 98 00:10:50,578 --> 00:10:52,478 I should kill them! 99 00:10:52,673 --> 00:10:55,733 Couple of loan sharks! 100 00:10:59,971 --> 00:11:01,871 Here. That's a thousand liras. 101 00:11:02,056 --> 00:11:04,126 They are 500. 102 00:11:05,193 --> 00:11:09,093 - When your grandfather tells you it's a thousand... - They're 500. 103 00:11:09,363 --> 00:11:11,263 You always contradict me. 104 00:11:11,448 --> 00:11:16,508 Always contradict me! All of you ! Go! 105 00:11:17,713 --> 00:11:19,713 Bring me the change. 106 00:11:27,032 --> 00:11:28,102 All of you. 107 00:11:29,117 --> 00:11:30,187 All of you. 108 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,504 Good-bye, mom. 109 00:15:14,303 --> 00:15:16,203 - Hello, Tommasina. - Hello. 110 00:15:16,388 --> 00:15:21,448 I'll walk you to the tram. I work nearby as a maid. 111 00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:40,052 How beautiful you are, Tommasina! Of course, you're an artist. 112 00:15:40,322 --> 00:15:43,222 Do you get tired when they photograph you? 113 00:15:43,450 --> 00:15:46,350 - No, it's like doing nothing. - Really? 114 00:15:46,577 --> 00:15:49,487 - And do they pay you well? - It depends on what you show. 115 00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:52,615 If you show little, it's 5.000 liras the hour. 116 00:15:52,842 --> 00:15:56,742 - If you show everything, it gets to 20. - And you show everything! 117 00:15:57,012 --> 00:15:59,082 I do what the director tells me. 118 00:16:00,149 --> 00:16:04,209 That lady gives me 500 liras an hour, but I don't have to undress. 119 00:16:06,405 --> 00:16:08,475 And what would you show? 120 00:16:10,585 --> 00:16:13,655 I also worked as a maid there. 121 00:16:17,881 --> 00:16:21,941 Remember that it's better to get naked. Mark my words! 122 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,500 Where are you taking me? 123 00:17:02,686 --> 00:17:05,586 If you say "thank you" I'll see you to work. 124 00:17:05,813 --> 00:17:08,883 - Thank you. - Not now, when I say it. 125 00:17:09,993 --> 00:17:13,893 It's useless to get comfortable. What do you want to do? 126 00:17:14,162 --> 00:17:17,062 - Say thanks and we leave. - Yes, yes, thank you... 127 00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:19,200 I understood your game, Romolo. 128 00:17:19,385 --> 00:17:22,285 Please, don't make me waste time! 129 00:17:22,513 --> 00:17:25,413 - A quickie... - At this time of day? 130 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,540 I am a morning type. 131 00:17:27,725 --> 00:17:31,635 - When I get home, I'll tell your brother. - So he pays up. 132 00:17:31,905 --> 00:17:34,735 - No, no! I said no! - I'll give you 1.000 liras. 133 00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:38,869 It's not about money. It's getting late. Some other time we'll do it. 134 00:17:39,139 --> 00:17:44,039 - Though in-laws shouldn't. - Go fuck yourself. 135 00:17:44,352 --> 00:17:48,262 - There it is. - You have the body and face of a whore . I don't understand... 136 00:17:48,532 --> 00:17:50,602 ...why not. 137 00:18:04,179 --> 00:18:08,239 They tried again last night... 138 00:18:14,613 --> 00:18:15,683 The sons of... 139 00:18:25,048 --> 00:18:26,948 - Assuntina! - Here I am! 140 00:18:27,133 --> 00:18:30,203 - Assuntina! - Here I am! 141 00:18:33,398 --> 00:18:36,298 - Bring me another one. - At once. 142 00:18:36,525 --> 00:18:38,365 - What are you doing? - Give me a little kiss. 143 00:18:38,547 --> 00:18:41,447 - Leave me! My sister can see us! - Give me a kiss. 144 00:18:41,674 --> 00:18:44,574 My sister is looking! 145 00:18:44,803 --> 00:18:47,873 What do you care about your sister? 146 00:18:50,025 --> 00:18:52,095 If I catch you... 147 00:19:00,459 --> 00:19:01,529 Assuntina... 148 00:19:03,586 --> 00:19:05,656 Marcellina, come here. Listen... 149 00:19:06,725 --> 00:19:08,625 - Do you remember? - I don't remember. 150 00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:10,710 - No? - Don't touch me. 151 00:19:10,894 --> 00:19:12,794 You don't remember. Did you forget? 152 00:19:12,979 --> 00:19:14,879 I don't remember anything. 153 00:19:15,064 --> 00:19:17,974 - You remember, you remember. - I don't remember. 154 00:19:18,201 --> 00:19:21,101 Do you remember you have to pay half a liter? 155 00:19:21,329 --> 00:19:24,399 - From when? - From now. 156 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,940 Here, Marcellina. 157 00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:43,195 Listen. 158 00:19:45,264 --> 00:19:47,164 - How pretty you were. - Keep still. 159 00:19:47,348 --> 00:19:50,248 How pretty you were! 160 00:19:50,476 --> 00:19:52,546 How pretty! 161 00:20:12,387 --> 00:20:14,287 - Enemies... - Women... 162 00:20:14,472 --> 00:20:16,372 ...come to Cesaretto's. 163 00:20:16,567 --> 00:20:20,467 Soap, bleach, toilet paper, napkins. 164 00:20:20,737 --> 00:20:22,637 Everything for the house. 165 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,722 Toothpaste, deodorant, detergent. glasses for coffee... 166 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:27,860 ...milk, cappuccino. 167 00:20:28,045 --> 00:20:30,945 Brooms, mops, dusters. 168 00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:33,072 Everything you need. 169 00:20:33,257 --> 00:20:36,157 Cloths, toilet paper, napkins... 170 00:20:36,384 --> 00:20:39,294 Soap, detergent, deodorant, talc. 171 00:20:39,522 --> 00:20:43,422 Cesaretto sells everything by weight and by package. 172 00:20:43,691 --> 00:20:45,591 Credit or cash. 173 00:20:45,776 --> 00:20:48,686 Brooms, brushes. Buckets, pails. All the colors. 174 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:52,815 Tubs, demijohns. Unbreakable plastic, wax... 175 00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:56,154 ...insecticides, rat poison. Hello, Giacinto! 176 00:20:57,254 --> 00:20:59,164 Let's say: "Hello." 177 00:20:59,349 --> 00:21:02,249 Women, come out of the house. Cesaretto has arrived. 178 00:21:02,476 --> 00:21:05,376 Cesaretto sells everything cheap, economical... 179 00:21:05,603 --> 00:21:08,503 ...always low price. Women, get pretty! 180 00:21:08,742 --> 00:21:12,642 Shaving cream, blades. Cesaretto brings you everything. 181 00:21:12,911 --> 00:21:17,811 Towels, long and short stockings. Extra virgin wool undershirts. 182 00:21:18,123 --> 00:21:21,033 Cotton underpants. Glues, needles... 183 00:21:21,261 --> 00:21:24,161 ...threads in all colors, ointment for corns,... 184 00:21:24,388 --> 00:21:27,288 ...band-aids, cotton, alcohol. 185 00:21:27,516 --> 00:21:31,426 Bowls, buckets and plastic containers... 186 00:21:31,696 --> 00:21:36,596 ...a new course in internal and external politics. 187 00:21:36,908 --> 00:21:40,818 Government intervention, a typical example being... 188 00:21:41,088 --> 00:21:44,918 ...the vast hydro geological arrangement project... 189 00:21:45,184 --> 00:21:47,094 ...of the Tennessee valley... 190 00:21:47,281 --> 00:21:49,341 Who came? 191 00:21:51,450 --> 00:21:53,520 Who came!? 192 00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:57,530 Nobody. Who was supposed to come? 193 00:21:57,715 --> 00:21:59,775 So, nobody, huh? 194 00:22:01,884 --> 00:22:05,784 The USA now move confidently... 195 00:22:06,054 --> 00:22:08,964 ...as by Roosevelt's famous phrase. 196 00:22:09,192 --> 00:22:13,092 "The only thing we have to fear is..." 197 00:22:13,362 --> 00:22:16,262 "The only... thing..." 198 00:22:16,489 --> 00:22:20,399 "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself". 199 00:22:20,669 --> 00:22:24,569 Ah, I understood! Fear! Fear! 200 00:22:24,839 --> 00:22:25,909 And this? 201 00:22:26,923 --> 00:22:31,833 ...and so are the fundamentals of liberty born... 202 00:22:32,147 --> 00:22:34,047 "Freedom of speech..." 203 00:22:34,231 --> 00:22:37,131 - And what's this? - A toilet brush. 204 00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:39,269 So, you know it, huh? 205 00:22:39,454 --> 00:22:41,354 Who brought it? 206 00:22:41,539 --> 00:22:46,439 - A gift from Cesaretto. - I'm fed up with Cesaretto! 207 00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:51,590 When I'm not in, I don't want men in my house! 208 00:22:51,901 --> 00:22:56,811 Of course! The maid comes out and says: "The lady is not in." 209 00:22:57,123 --> 00:23:01,023 If he gave that to you, you must have given something in return! 210 00:23:01,293 --> 00:23:05,193 What could I give him with a boy that studies... 211 00:23:05,462 --> 00:23:07,372 - ...and your mother? - She is a bigger whore than I. 212 00:23:07,557 --> 00:23:10,457 - What did you give him? - Leave me! - Tell me! 213 00:23:10,686 --> 00:23:14,746 Leave me alone! If you move, I'll slice you. 214 00:23:15,897 --> 00:23:18,807 - Grabbed a knife, did you? - Move! 215 00:23:19,035 --> 00:23:24,095 - I'm so scared. - Move. - I'm not moving? 216 00:23:25,289 --> 00:23:28,199 Go, Matilde! Kick him in the balls! 217 00:23:28,427 --> 00:23:31,327 Get his eye, the good one! 218 00:23:31,555 --> 00:23:34,625 This son of an old and crippled whore! 219 00:23:41,989 --> 00:23:44,059 He's killing me! 220 00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:49,069 You were witnesses that she tried to kill me! 221 00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:51,297 I send you to jail! 222 00:23:52,352 --> 00:23:55,422 Good morning. I wanted to speak to you. 223 00:24:01,743 --> 00:24:03,813 What did he do? 224 00:24:04,871 --> 00:24:07,941 - He killed me! - Did he get angry? 225 00:24:15,306 --> 00:24:19,366 Help! Help me! Run! 226 00:24:24,698 --> 00:24:27,768 Enough! Cut it out! 227 00:24:32,006 --> 00:24:34,906 - Don't get angry, these things happen. - Listen, dad... 228 00:24:35,133 --> 00:24:37,033 There's a great opportunity. 229 00:24:37,228 --> 00:24:40,128 They're selling a salon for 300,000 liras. 230 00:24:40,355 --> 00:24:43,255 - Nearby, on the road. - Hurry up, losing blood! 231 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:46,552 - Murderer! - Scream! Scream! 232 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:53,620 Four bad-luck crows. 233 00:24:53,845 --> 00:24:56,915 Only 300 thousand liras, What do you think? 234 00:24:58,025 --> 00:25:00,925 Do you have the 300,000 liras? 235 00:25:01,152 --> 00:25:05,052 - No, I thought that you ... - Me? And who are you? 236 00:25:05,332 --> 00:25:08,392 Were we conscripts together? Are we friends? No. 237 00:25:09,501 --> 00:25:11,401 I'll return it in installments. 238 00:25:11,587 --> 00:25:15,487 No, I won't give you anything. It's enough that I brought you into this world. 239 00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:17,667 Do I have to help you in your work? 240 00:25:17,852 --> 00:25:22,912 You do well, my son. Don't give anything at all, "nothing"! 241 00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:29,058 I'm saying it for you. They'll steal your money. 242 00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:33,228 Nobody loves you. Starting with your mom. 243 00:25:33,499 --> 00:25:37,559 Do something: don't love me either that's better. 244 00:25:41,848 --> 00:25:43,748 You won't enjoy that money! 245 00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:46,833 They'll steal it or it will be spent on medicine! 246 00:25:47,071 --> 00:25:49,971 I don't care. Even if it's only good for my funeral... 247 00:25:50,198 --> 00:25:54,098 ...I won't give any to you or anybody else. Not to you nor anybody else. 248 00:25:54,368 --> 00:25:56,208 Is it clear? It is for me. 249 00:25:56,391 --> 00:26:01,451 "Clear." In "English" you say "clear". 250 00:26:06,825 --> 00:26:08,725 Poor mom! 251 00:26:08,910 --> 00:26:11,810 What did you do to mom? I'll kill you! 252 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:13,938 You ruined mom! 253 00:26:14,133 --> 00:26:19,193 Be careful! You could hurt yourself! 254 00:26:20,387 --> 00:26:22,287 Three hundred thousand liras... 255 00:26:22,472 --> 00:26:25,542 I'll give you 300,000 kicks in the ass. 256 00:26:36,045 --> 00:26:38,105 The million is mine. 257 00:26:40,214 --> 00:26:42,284 This is my eye. 258 00:26:43,341 --> 00:26:45,241 They wait that I die... 259 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,497 ...to take my house and my money. 260 00:27:14,584 --> 00:27:17,484 - Mom, what happened? - What happened? 261 00:27:17,711 --> 00:27:19,781 I just got here. 262 00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:50,915 - Good morning. - good morning. 263 00:27:51,099 --> 00:27:53,999 Look at the object I brought this morning. 264 00:27:54,227 --> 00:27:56,137 A clock with an angel. 265 00:27:56,323 --> 00:28:00,153 Downtown it would cost you a hundred thousand liras. Plus the bus. 266 00:28:00,419 --> 00:28:02,319 But you stole it and walked here. 267 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,574 Ok. How much will you give me? 268 00:28:09,811 --> 00:28:12,711 - 50. - Where is the zero? 269 00:28:12,949 --> 00:28:16,009 It's 5,000 liras or nothing. 270 00:28:18,162 --> 00:28:22,222 It's not fair. You always do the same. Thieves. 271 00:28:39,031 --> 00:28:40,931 You said "5 thousand." 272 00:28:41,116 --> 00:28:43,186 You owed us 4. We're even now. 273 00:28:53,635 --> 00:28:56,705 Give me a pack of cigarettes. 274 00:29:31,131 --> 00:29:33,041 Come here! 275 00:29:33,226 --> 00:29:35,126 Don't run away! Come here! 276 00:29:35,311 --> 00:29:39,371 Come here! Go home! Run! 277 00:29:44,704 --> 00:29:47,604 - Hello, Nando, so early? - The heel broke. 278 00:29:47,831 --> 00:29:51,891 - I need to change shoes. - Good-bye. - Good-bye. 279 00:30:06,543 --> 00:30:08,613 Where are you going with that mouse? 280 00:30:22,201 --> 00:30:26,101 As she was picking flowers to dry... 281 00:30:26,370 --> 00:30:29,270 ...others bloomed. 282 00:30:29,497 --> 00:30:35,407 Then the girl did something nice and very new. 283 00:30:35,762 --> 00:30:41,662 She made a house with all the flowers in her garden. 284 00:30:42,028 --> 00:30:45,928 Enough, Romolo! Plinio, is that you? Domizio? 285 00:30:46,197 --> 00:30:49,267 - I'm Nando. - Ah, good, fortunately. 286 00:30:50,367 --> 00:30:52,267 But that charm lasted only a while. 287 00:30:52,462 --> 00:30:55,362 - Nando, what are you doing? - Guess. 288 00:30:55,589 --> 00:30:58,659 I already guessed. Stop it. 289 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,660 Each house has its history. 290 00:31:01,844 --> 00:31:03,914 Stay still! 291 00:31:08,109 --> 00:31:11,009 For me, the wind has no home. 292 00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:13,306 One day it's here, the next there. 293 00:31:57,076 --> 00:31:59,702 What is this? A rat... 294 00:32:33,609 --> 00:32:37,659 I don't understand. You dress like a woman and behave like a man. 295 00:32:38,822 --> 00:32:40,892 What do you want to do? 296 00:32:42,992 --> 00:32:46,062 Nando, did you change your sex? 297 00:32:47,172 --> 00:32:50,242 Stop it. This makes me laugh. 298 00:34:20,949 --> 00:34:24,849 - Oh, it was you. Why don't you just die? - What do you want? 299 00:34:25,119 --> 00:34:28,019 - Homo, trannie, faggot... - Shut up! 300 00:34:28,246 --> 00:34:31,316 Go get fucked in the ass! 301 00:34:32,426 --> 00:34:34,326 - Bye, mom! - Faggot! 302 00:34:34,511 --> 00:34:37,411 I should speak with the police officer. 303 00:34:37,638 --> 00:34:39,708 He knows me. 304 00:34:40,765 --> 00:34:42,675 I tell him everything, he gets arrested... 305 00:34:42,861 --> 00:34:45,761 ...and spends the rest of his life in jail. 306 00:34:45,988 --> 00:34:49,058 - Hi, hi. - What did they do to you? 307 00:34:58,507 --> 00:35:00,577 Here is the great working man. 308 00:35:03,731 --> 00:35:06,801 They never forget the address. 309 00:35:19,304 --> 00:35:21,374 - Hello, Tommasina. - Hello. 310 00:35:28,697 --> 00:35:32,757 - Hello, child. - Hello mom. - What a family! 311 00:35:33,919 --> 00:35:36,819 - Angiolina, how are you? - What a car! He looks serious... 312 00:35:37,046 --> 00:35:39,116 - ...who is he? - Gastone. 313 00:37:09,844 --> 00:37:11,914 What do you want? 314 00:37:34,821 --> 00:37:36,891 Where are you taking me? 315 00:37:48,383 --> 00:37:50,283 Harlot. 316 00:37:50,478 --> 00:37:52,378 You did something bad. 317 00:37:52,563 --> 00:37:55,463 Me? What are you saying? What was bad? 318 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:58,590 I saw you while you were washing your hair. 319 00:37:58,817 --> 00:38:01,727 And what happened while I was washing my hair? 320 00:38:01,955 --> 00:38:05,855 You had a "service" with my faggot son Nando. 321 00:38:06,125 --> 00:38:09,025 Me? You're crazy. 322 00:38:09,252 --> 00:38:14,312 Don't deny it. I saw you with this eye, bitch in heat. 323 00:38:15,517 --> 00:38:19,417 - I didn't notice anything. - Oh, yeah? 324 00:38:19,687 --> 00:38:22,597 And I imagined everything. You're shameless! 325 00:38:22,824 --> 00:38:24,724 You're hurting me! 326 00:38:24,910 --> 00:38:28,750 Aren't you ashamed of doing it with your husband's brother? 327 00:38:29,017 --> 00:38:31,077 And under the same roof! 328 00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:35,044 And if that cuckold husband of yours found out? 329 00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:38,341 What would he say? What would he say if he found out? 330 00:38:42,078 --> 00:38:45,978 I am innocent. What could I do? I had to resist the violence. 331 00:38:46,249 --> 00:38:49,319 Be quiet, they'll hear you! 332 00:38:57,726 --> 00:38:59,636 You should pay more attention. 333 00:38:59,821 --> 00:39:02,721 I'm talking for your own good. Like a father to a daughter. 334 00:39:02,948 --> 00:39:04,848 With all this material... 335 00:39:05,033 --> 00:39:07,933 ...you provoke all the males. 336 00:39:08,161 --> 00:39:13,221 One sees you around the house like this and gets excited. 337 00:39:14,426 --> 00:39:18,936 The heat settles in and what should not happen, happens. 338 00:39:19,283 --> 00:39:22,533 - What are you doing? I don't understand. 339 00:39:22,775 --> 00:39:24,675 - I won't tell your husband for the sake of peace in the house. 340 00:39:24,860 --> 00:39:29,700 But just let me do it. If you accept, daddy won't speak. 341 00:39:30,010 --> 00:39:33,080 You're the understanding type, aren't you? 342 00:39:37,317 --> 00:39:40,377 - You are very pretty. - Not that way! - Why not? 343 00:39:41,487 --> 00:39:44,557 You push me? Wait. Wait. 344 00:39:45,656 --> 00:39:48,726 Why they made you so beautiful? 345 00:39:49,837 --> 00:39:50,897 Pretty. 346 00:39:51,922 --> 00:39:53,992 So pretty... 347 00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:39,668 Hold your hands! 348 00:40:39,853 --> 00:40:42,923 If you don't want to be touched, stay in your house. 349 00:40:44,022 --> 00:40:46,092 Nobody touches me there. 350 00:40:49,246 --> 00:40:52,316 Lisetta, give the sick folks something to eat. 351 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,270 Diomede! How are you? 352 00:41:16,369 --> 00:41:19,279 What happened? Why are you crying? 353 00:41:19,507 --> 00:41:24,567 - I had a dream. - Was the dream bad enough to cry? 354 00:41:25,761 --> 00:41:29,671 It wasn't a bad dream. I dreamt I made love. 355 00:41:29,942 --> 00:41:31,842 Now I got desire of it... 356 00:41:32,027 --> 00:41:33,927 Aren't you ashamed at your age? 357 00:41:34,112 --> 00:41:38,172 People think that when you're old desire wanes. On the contrary, it increases. 358 00:41:39,334 --> 00:41:41,234 Lisetta, would you do me a favor? 359 00:41:41,419 --> 00:41:44,319 Don't start! I work here, I don't do dirty things. 360 00:41:44,546 --> 00:41:48,446 I beg you. Just a hand job, is that too much? 361 00:41:48,717 --> 00:41:52,777 Get it out of your head and eat! 362 00:41:56,024 --> 00:41:58,924 Nobody... nobody loves me... 363 00:41:59,151 --> 00:42:02,221 Lisetta, I ask it of you like a daughter. 364 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:09,570 All right. 365 00:42:10,639 --> 00:42:12,539 But it's the last time. 366 00:42:12,724 --> 00:42:15,794 I'm tired of this. You got hands too. 367 00:42:16,893 --> 00:42:19,963 It's not fair that for forty thousand a month... 368 00:42:21,073 --> 00:42:25,973 - Lisetta, they're looking for you in the kitchen! - I am busy with Diomede. 369 00:42:26,285 --> 00:42:28,355 I'll take care of Diomede. 370 00:42:36,647 --> 00:42:38,547 Mrs.... 371 00:42:38,742 --> 00:42:42,792 Mrs., could you show me this street? I'm not Roman. 372 00:42:52,305 --> 00:42:54,205 Wait, idiots! 373 00:42:54,390 --> 00:42:56,460 Wait! 374 00:42:58,559 --> 00:43:00,469 A hundred liras! 375 00:43:00,654 --> 00:43:01,714 Only a hundred liras! 376 00:43:01,819 --> 00:43:03,318 Mennea! 377 00:43:03,781 --> 00:43:04,851 Pull! 378 00:43:06,909 --> 00:43:08,809 A hundred liras! 379 00:43:08,993 --> 00:43:12,063 Only a hundred liras! Give me a hundred liras? 380 00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:17,329 A hundred liras! 381 00:43:18,386 --> 00:43:21,296 A chicken salesman... 382 00:43:21,524 --> 00:43:23,424 His cousin interdicted his father. 383 00:43:23,609 --> 00:43:25,509 Is he locked up now? 384 00:43:25,693 --> 00:43:29,593 Now he's in his house, but he lost his parental rights. 385 00:43:29,863 --> 00:43:33,773 My father doesn't care about parental rights. He has a rifle. 386 00:43:34,044 --> 00:43:35,944 We have to get him locked up. We're fed up with him. 387 00:43:36,129 --> 00:43:38,969 But wasn't he in Santa Maria della Pietá? 388 00:43:39,193 --> 00:43:41,093 Sure. 3 years! 389 00:43:41,278 --> 00:43:45,338 But in the madhouse he raped a nun and got sent to Regina Coeli prison. 390 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:53,687 Look how a millionaire's daughter has to work! 391 00:44:02,147 --> 00:44:05,047 Giacinto, do you want to play with us? 392 00:44:05,275 --> 00:44:08,345 He's the only one you can beat. He's drunk. 393 00:44:59,471 --> 00:45:02,541 "Appliancize" yourself... 394 00:45:06,768 --> 00:45:10,828 The world in colors... at your house... 395 00:45:19,298 --> 00:45:21,358 Beautiful... 396 00:45:24,510 --> 00:45:27,580 Soft... 397 00:45:28,690 --> 00:45:30,750 Quick... 398 00:45:32,861 --> 00:45:35,931 All your dreams... 399 00:45:37,030 --> 00:45:40,100 Your dreams... 400 00:45:43,222 --> 00:45:45,292 Splash! 401 00:45:55,742 --> 00:45:57,812 Safe... 402 00:46:04,091 --> 00:46:06,161 Free... 403 00:46:07,229 --> 00:46:09,289 Agile... 404 00:46:12,441 --> 00:46:14,511 Buy... 405 00:46:15,569 --> 00:46:17,639 Buy... 406 00:46:18,706 --> 00:46:19,766 Spend... 407 00:46:20,791 --> 00:46:23,861 ...and you'll be happy. 408 00:48:11,257 --> 00:48:12,327 My million... 409 00:48:13,342 --> 00:48:15,412 My million! 410 00:48:16,481 --> 00:48:18,541 Where did they put it? 411 00:48:19,608 --> 00:48:22,508 - Get him out! - What's going on? 412 00:48:22,735 --> 00:48:24,635 Give me the money or I'll kill you! 413 00:48:24,820 --> 00:48:26,730 I'll cut their throats! 414 00:48:26,915 --> 00:48:29,815 Thieves! Criminals! My million! 415 00:48:30,042 --> 00:48:32,942 Give me the money, cuckold, or I'll turn you in! 416 00:48:33,169 --> 00:48:37,079 This time it'll be life in prison for you! Where did they put it? 417 00:48:37,350 --> 00:48:41,250 You grabbed it! Disgusting faggot! 418 00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,420 What do you want? Leave me alone! 419 00:48:44,647 --> 00:48:47,557 Do you want the golden dress? What an idiot I am! 420 00:48:47,785 --> 00:48:50,615 - He'll break everything! - This is my house! 421 00:48:50,839 --> 00:48:54,749 - All of them want my money! - You busted our balls! 422 00:48:55,019 --> 00:48:57,919 The kitchen, the foam, the orthopedic leg... 423 00:48:58,147 --> 00:49:02,047 Give the money or I'll break the good leg! Where is it? 424 00:49:02,316 --> 00:49:04,216 - Here inside? - Mom! 425 00:49:04,412 --> 00:49:06,312 If it doesn't turn up, I'll break the house. 426 00:49:06,496 --> 00:49:08,396 Dad, you're drunk! 427 00:49:08,581 --> 00:49:12,481 - Taking advantage of a sleeping father! - Shut up! 428 00:49:12,751 --> 00:49:16,661 - What is he saying? - I want the money! 429 00:49:16,932 --> 00:49:18,832 Nobody took it! 430 00:49:19,016 --> 00:49:20,916 What the f... do you want? 431 00:49:21,101 --> 00:49:24,001 - Do you want to wear a tuxedo in front of the orchestra, eh? - What? 432 00:49:24,228 --> 00:49:28,288 You'd like that, wouldn't you? To have a nice performance...with my money. 433 00:49:30,493 --> 00:49:34,393 If I don't get my money back, there'll be a massacre. I'm fed up! 434 00:49:34,662 --> 00:49:36,732 - Mom! - Enough now! 435 00:49:37,801 --> 00:49:39,701 Don't try it. 436 00:49:39,886 --> 00:49:42,786 Come on, all together! 437 00:49:43,013 --> 00:49:45,083 My God! He's got the gun! 438 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,150 Dad, don't do this! 439 00:49:53,385 --> 00:49:59,445 He's got the rifle! He's breaking my tv set! 440 00:50:00,682 --> 00:50:01,752 Mazzatella! 441 00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:04,837 Mazzatella, Giacinto! 442 00:50:09,032 --> 00:50:11,102 Mazzatella! 443 00:50:20,509 --> 00:50:23,579 - To the deputy's? - To the chief's. 444 00:50:24,689 --> 00:50:26,589 March 8:... 445 00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:29,674 Kidnapping of a minor with sexual intentions. 446 00:50:29,901 --> 00:50:31,801 April 20:... 447 00:50:31,986 --> 00:50:35,896 Intoxication and bodily harm to the spouse. 448 00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:37,226 When? 449 00:50:39,294 --> 00:50:42,194 - When you knifed your wife! - Ah, the knife, yes... 450 00:50:42,421 --> 00:50:45,321 - But she's ok now. - Today: threats... 451 00:50:45,559 --> 00:50:50,459 ...injuries, carrying a gun and homicide attempt against your son. 452 00:50:50,771 --> 00:50:53,671 A son that is more with me than my wife. 453 00:50:53,898 --> 00:50:56,738 Tell him, Cerione. I see him more than my wife. 454 00:50:56,963 --> 00:51:01,023 - It's true. - It's him that calls me, I don't... - Giacinto! 455 00:51:02,186 --> 00:51:05,086 What you see here is your file. 456 00:51:05,313 --> 00:51:07,213 There is another one for your wife. 457 00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:10,298 And one for each of your children. 458 00:51:10,525 --> 00:51:13,595 We have a whole room just for you! 459 00:51:19,918 --> 00:51:22,818 - Giacinto! - Yes, yes, sir. 460 00:51:23,055 --> 00:51:27,955 - Can't live this way. - Yes, nowadays... - You have to choose. 461 00:51:28,267 --> 00:51:31,937 - Yes, sir. - Either you quit this... 462 00:51:32,228 --> 00:51:34,338 Yes....or... listen to me. 463 00:51:34,532 --> 00:51:40,592 Kill all your family off, and I get rid once for all of victims and assassin! 464 00:51:41,830 --> 00:51:45,740 I have extenuating circumstances. They stole me money. 465 00:51:46,010 --> 00:51:49,910 If the judge gave me 10 years I'd be happy. 466 00:51:50,179 --> 00:51:53,079 Good for you. What do I care? 467 00:51:53,306 --> 00:51:55,216 I'll tell you only this:... 468 00:51:55,401 --> 00:51:58,301 If I see you around here again, either as accused or accusing,... 469 00:51:58,529 --> 00:52:02,429 - ...I'll send you to prison for five years! - Yes, sir. 470 00:52:02,699 --> 00:52:05,769 And now leave. Get lost. 471 00:52:06,879 --> 00:52:10,779 - Since I am here, can I make an accusation? - No! 472 00:52:11,049 --> 00:52:13,949 I hereby want to denounce my family of aggravated robbery. 473 00:52:14,176 --> 00:52:16,086 Aggravated? Why aggravated? 474 00:52:16,271 --> 00:52:19,171 Because the money was mine. 475 00:52:19,399 --> 00:52:22,299 But fortunately, I dreamt that they stole it! 476 00:52:22,526 --> 00:52:26,586 I got up, I went to the bathroom, where it was hidden and... 477 00:52:34,003 --> 00:52:36,913 How stupid of me! The money was in the bathroom! 478 00:52:37,140 --> 00:52:41,040 Behind a brick in the kitchen, it was the time before... 479 00:52:41,311 --> 00:52:44,381 Can you take me with the jeep? I'm in a hurry. 480 00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:50,540 No! I've arrived by car and to leave I walk... 481 00:52:54,872 --> 00:52:57,782 We're from the RAI network. Are you moving? 482 00:52:58,010 --> 00:53:00,070 Can't you see? 483 00:53:01,065 --> 00:53:03,965 Do you want to say something for our report on the slums? 484 00:53:04,203 --> 00:53:07,103 - Are we spies? - Now we'll tell you a fable. 485 00:53:07,330 --> 00:53:09,400 Hey, the cable! 486 00:53:15,679 --> 00:53:18,579 - You look also. - Gaetano is on TV. 487 00:53:18,806 --> 00:53:20,706 Come on, come with me. 488 00:53:20,892 --> 00:53:24,952 Come, come. They want to interview us. 489 00:53:26,115 --> 00:53:28,175 There's nothing here. 490 00:53:34,454 --> 00:53:37,524 Nor here. 491 00:53:38,634 --> 00:53:42,534 Where the hell did that bastard put the money? 492 00:53:42,804 --> 00:53:46,864 Feeble idiot! He doesn't remember where he put it and he shoots me. 493 00:53:49,069 --> 00:53:50,969 Did you check thee loo yet ? 494 00:53:51,154 --> 00:53:53,054 I searched it. I already told you! 495 00:53:53,238 --> 00:53:56,308 - Did you search well? - Yes, I searched well. 496 00:54:06,738 --> 00:54:10,638 With all that commotion, the money has to be here. 497 00:54:10,908 --> 00:54:12,808 Wait! 498 00:54:12,992 --> 00:54:15,902 - Did you find something? - Yes! - Look where it was. 499 00:54:16,130 --> 00:54:20,190 - It's a rat. - A rat! 500 00:54:26,565 --> 00:54:29,465 Hey, you! Excuse me! A word for the RAI... 501 00:54:29,692 --> 00:54:32,762 - Go fuck yourself. - He's free! 502 00:54:33,862 --> 00:54:36,932 - What are you doing? - Cleaning, can't you see? 503 00:54:50,562 --> 00:54:53,632 You didn't even clean the house for Easter... 504 00:54:54,731 --> 00:54:56,801 ...what is it now with this frenzy? 505 00:55:17,866 --> 00:55:20,766 - Are you sure there wasn't anything? - Yes, sure. 506 00:55:20,993 --> 00:55:24,063 - But what's he doing in the bathroom? - What everyone does! 507 00:55:25,174 --> 00:55:29,234 - The money was in the bathroom. - He says he looked in it. 508 00:55:31,428 --> 00:55:34,338 You were cleaning, right? 509 00:55:34,566 --> 00:55:38,466 Go on. The bathroom wasn't cleaned. 510 00:55:38,735 --> 00:55:42,635 - Good God! - It's nice to have a clean family. 511 00:55:42,906 --> 00:55:46,966 You watch out for dad. Next time I won't miss. 512 00:55:48,128 --> 00:55:52,188 - Looked well, did you? - One eye! - Take this! 513 00:55:56,477 --> 00:55:59,377 Go on cleaning, I'll go have something to drink! 514 00:55:59,605 --> 00:56:01,675 My throat dried up! 515 00:56:03,775 --> 00:56:06,845 I haven't been drinking for 2 days. I feel like I became... 516 00:56:07,882 --> 00:56:10,782 ...a teetotaler. 517 00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:13,920 A letter! The postman gave it to me! 518 00:56:14,147 --> 00:56:18,047 - A postman ? Is it for us? - Give it to me, I'll read it! 519 00:56:18,316 --> 00:56:23,226 - What are you reading if you don't know how to read? - Why, do you know how to read? 520 00:56:23,540 --> 00:56:26,610 - Give it to me, I'll read it. - You read it. 521 00:56:27,709 --> 00:56:29,779 Grandmother's pension! 522 00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:34,949 Wake up, grandma, we're going for a walk! 523 00:56:39,186 --> 00:56:43,246 Gangway! Come on, clear the way! 524 00:56:44,409 --> 00:56:47,479 We're rich! We're rich! 525 00:56:48,579 --> 00:56:53,489 No! I don't want to go to the nursing home! Leave me alone! Leave me! 526 00:56:53,801 --> 00:56:56,601 - Come on, just put an X. - I don't want to go! 527 00:56:56,824 --> 00:57:02,714 - Sign! - I don't want to go to the nursing home! I don't! 528 00:57:03,851 --> 00:57:05,751 - The document... - Miss.... 529 00:57:05,935 --> 00:57:08,835 ...pay no attention. She does the same thing every month. 530 00:57:09,062 --> 00:57:12,062 She thinks we're taking her to the nursing home. 531 00:57:14,212 --> 00:57:17,112 Could you make it all in one thousand lira notes? 532 00:57:17,339 --> 00:57:20,409 - Shut up! - I don't want to go! 533 00:57:21,519 --> 00:57:25,579 One... two... three...four... five... six... seven. 534 00:57:26,732 --> 00:57:29,632 Here you are Madam, your pension. It's 37,000 liras. 535 00:57:29,859 --> 00:57:32,929 Whore! You're going to the nursing home! 536 00:57:49,686 --> 00:57:52,596 Here, have a lollipop. It'll help you feel better. 537 00:57:52,824 --> 00:57:54,724 One, two, three, four five. 538 00:57:54,908 --> 00:57:57,808 One, two, three, four and five. Go away! 539 00:57:58,036 --> 00:57:59,936 - 3, 4, 5. - Don't you steal. 540 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:04,030 -1, 2, 3, 4, 5. - And the freebie? - A thousand freebie liras. 541 00:58:04,300 --> 00:58:08,200 A thousand liras? You're crazy! That's stealing! 542 00:58:08,471 --> 00:58:11,541 You are worse than your father! 543 00:58:15,705 --> 00:58:18,775 Come here. Push this way. 544 00:58:44,924 --> 00:58:46,994 See grandma home. 545 01:03:16,541 --> 01:03:19,441 You still haven't told me your name. 546 01:03:19,668 --> 01:03:20,738 Iside. 547 01:03:21,753 --> 01:03:24,663 They say it's an old name. 548 01:03:24,890 --> 01:03:28,720 Mine is also old: Giacinto. 549 01:03:28,997 --> 01:03:32,057 My grandfather was also named this way. 550 01:04:18,034 --> 01:04:19,104 The bread. 551 01:04:50,318 --> 01:04:52,378 The olives. 552 01:05:00,753 --> 01:05:03,653 The baked meat and the celery... 553 01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:07,940 ...are like the male and the female: they're fine together. 554 01:05:11,187 --> 01:05:15,247 It's a different thing to stick a celery in the meat. 555 01:05:34,069 --> 01:05:36,139 In my house they don't understand me. 556 01:05:37,197 --> 01:05:39,107 Nobody loves me. 557 01:05:39,292 --> 01:05:42,192 I am alone. Alone like a dog. 558 01:05:42,419 --> 01:05:44,319 Why "alone?" 559 01:05:44,504 --> 01:05:48,404 Didn't you tell me you had a wife, a dozen children... 560 01:05:48,684 --> 01:05:50,744 ...lots of relatives and grandchildren? 561 01:05:52,853 --> 01:05:56,913 They're not kindred. They're my enemies. 562 01:05:59,119 --> 01:06:03,169 From today on, I only have you. Just the two of us, Iside. 563 01:06:04,331 --> 01:06:05,401 And nobody else. 564 01:06:06,416 --> 01:06:09,486 Here are the cod fillets. 565 01:06:10,596 --> 01:06:12,496 Marcellina... 566 01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:16,580 ...another liter for us and one for these misers. 567 01:06:16,851 --> 01:06:20,761 - Here. - Ok. - And take some cod fillets to them. 568 01:06:21,031 --> 01:06:23,931 If they like it, toast Mr. Giacinto... 569 01:06:24,158 --> 01:06:27,058 ...to my health and to my lady Iside. 570 01:06:27,285 --> 01:06:32,345 You all have to learn about the Giacinto splendor. 571 01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:36,420 Believe this fool: 572 01:06:36,615 --> 01:06:41,515 Kick your wife in the ass and get a whore. 573 01:06:41,827 --> 01:06:43,727 Right, love? 574 01:06:43,912 --> 01:06:48,972 Be careful, here's a little bridge, that always steals you a shoe. 575 01:06:54,347 --> 01:06:56,417 No, no. This way. This way. 576 01:06:59,570 --> 01:07:01,470 Sure they won't mind? 577 01:07:01,654 --> 01:07:05,554 Who owns my house? I am! And I invite whoever I want. 578 01:07:05,824 --> 01:07:08,894 But a stranger at one in the morning... 579 01:07:10,004 --> 01:07:12,904 - I'm falling. - It might look indelicate! 580 01:07:13,131 --> 01:07:16,031 You're not a stranger. 581 01:07:16,259 --> 01:07:19,169 You're my friend. And I am the house owner. 582 01:07:19,397 --> 01:07:23,457 I don't want to get insulted by your wife. 583 01:07:24,609 --> 01:07:26,509 What's your wife like? 584 01:07:26,693 --> 01:07:28,593 She's understanding. 585 01:07:28,789 --> 01:07:32,849 You only have to hit her. Come. 586 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,390 Everything in order. 587 01:07:54,797 --> 01:07:55,867 Matilde... 588 01:07:58,978 --> 01:08:00,878 Look who I brought. 589 01:08:01,063 --> 01:08:03,963 - I'll introduce you to... - Who's this? 590 01:08:04,190 --> 01:08:07,090 - I introduce you to Miss Iside. - My pleasure. 591 01:08:07,327 --> 01:08:11,227 - What does this whore want? - I knew it. 592 01:08:11,497 --> 01:08:15,397 From today on, Iside lives with me and sleeps with us. 593 01:08:15,667 --> 01:08:19,727 The bed is large... we'll snug...make yourself comfortable. 594 01:08:20,890 --> 01:08:25,790 Drunkard, what are you saying? I don't know her! 595 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:28,002 I already told you that she's Iside. 596 01:08:28,197 --> 01:08:31,097 - And so she sleeps with us? - Yes, on my side. 597 01:08:31,324 --> 01:08:33,224 Don't you like her? She's clean. 598 01:08:33,409 --> 01:08:36,479 You can stay with us. Where are you going? 599 01:08:37,579 --> 01:08:41,589 To wake everybody up and have them beat you up. 600 01:08:42,729 --> 01:08:46,639 - Camillo, Romolo, Domizio! Wake up! - What do you want? 601 01:08:46,909 --> 01:08:50,809 Your father brought a whore to the house. 602 01:08:51,078 --> 01:08:53,978 Thanks, but no thanks. I want to sleep. 603 01:08:54,205 --> 01:08:57,275 - Excuse me... - Of course. 604 01:08:58,386 --> 01:09:01,456 - Sit down here. - If you don't mind. 605 01:09:02,556 --> 01:09:06,456 - Hear me and follow the logic. - I'll toss her out! 606 01:09:06,736 --> 01:09:09,636 And I'll toss you out! We've been together 30 years, 607 01:09:09,863 --> 01:09:12,763 - Why can't she be here also? - I'm your wife! 608 01:09:12,990 --> 01:09:15,890 What about feelings? The man is man! 609 01:09:16,117 --> 01:09:20,027 What man are you talking about! You can't cut it any longer! 610 01:09:20,298 --> 01:09:22,198 With you! Ask her! 611 01:09:22,383 --> 01:09:25,283 Ask her about what we did under the billboard. 612 01:09:25,510 --> 01:09:29,570 - I was on fire! A young man! - Young man! 613 01:09:31,775 --> 01:09:33,675 - Who are you? - Iside. 614 01:09:33,860 --> 01:09:36,760 - What are you doing here? - I'm a guest. - Whose? 615 01:09:36,987 --> 01:09:38,897 Giacinto's. But... 616 01:09:39,083 --> 01:09:42,913 - ...his wife doesn't like me. - Why? I like you. 617 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:46,089 ...so you want me to become a widower. 618 01:09:46,317 --> 01:09:49,217 Say it, I'll oblige immediately. 619 01:09:49,444 --> 01:09:51,344 The rifle! 620 01:09:51,529 --> 01:09:54,429 Two bullets in the face... 621 01:09:54,656 --> 01:09:56,566 Come here. 622 01:09:56,751 --> 01:10:00,651 - I don't think it's right. - They'll be busy for awhile. 623 01:10:00,922 --> 01:10:03,822 - Help! - She's asking for help! 624 01:10:04,049 --> 01:10:05,949 That rifle, always that rifle! 625 01:10:06,144 --> 01:10:10,194 Worry about your own wife. I bring whoever I want to my house! 626 01:10:11,356 --> 01:10:13,256 Be quick, otherwise... 627 01:10:13,441 --> 01:10:18,501 ... the lady's right in saying I'm a whore. 628 01:10:39,534 --> 01:10:41,434 Nope! Nope! Again! 629 01:10:41,618 --> 01:10:45,618 One... two... three... Now! 630 01:11:50,356 --> 01:11:53,056 A point for us and half for you 631 01:11:53,483 --> 01:11:56,653 - She's got the 7 of spades. - Give me all the cards you got. 632 01:12:09,130 --> 01:12:12,200 Bravo! We'll see each other tomorrow night. 633 01:12:15,395 --> 01:12:17,455 Easy. Don't drink it all... 634 01:12:24,788 --> 01:12:27,688 It's at the start... At the start! 635 01:12:27,915 --> 01:12:31,815 When it's in do-sol-mi-re-re. "mi-re-re" is the point. 636 01:12:32,085 --> 01:12:34,985 If it wasn't for me, this would be chaos. We'll be... 637 01:12:35,222 --> 01:12:38,122 ...singing at the "Piggy Festival". 638 01:12:38,349 --> 01:12:42,249 - Did you ask your father for money for the trip? - Yes, I asked him. 639 01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:45,590 - And what did he say? - Can't you guess? 640 01:13:29,481 --> 01:13:31,381 Adolfo, aren't you coming to bed? 641 01:13:31,566 --> 01:13:35,626 Coming, coming. I'm kissing my mom goodnight. 642 01:13:39,915 --> 01:13:41,815 Who are you? 643 01:13:42,001 --> 01:13:45,071 Sleep. I'm family. Sleep, pretty one, sleep. 644 01:14:10,105 --> 01:14:13,005 Run, Osvaldo, they're arresting Norma's son! 645 01:14:13,232 --> 01:14:16,132 Let's go, Giovanni! Walk and don't resist! 646 01:14:16,370 --> 01:14:19,270 It's worse if you resist! 647 01:14:19,497 --> 01:14:22,397 Why do you want to take me to jail? 648 01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:24,695 What did I do? 649 01:14:25,667 --> 01:14:27,949 I was home! 650 01:15:04,291 --> 01:15:07,361 - Is he innocent? - Innocent my ass. Lucky you. 651 01:15:08,471 --> 01:15:11,541 I want to get up early today. 652 01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:15,540 We're going to do a little shopping. 653 01:15:15,778 --> 01:15:18,678 Me and Miss Iside. 654 01:15:18,905 --> 01:15:21,805 Do you want a new dress, baby? 655 01:15:22,032 --> 01:15:24,932 - Do you also want shoes? - No, thank you. 656 01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:28,230 - I don't need anything. - Don't be formal! 657 01:15:30,383 --> 01:15:33,453 I'll buy you everything. Everything. 658 01:15:37,690 --> 01:15:39,750 I'll buy you everything you want. 659 01:15:42,902 --> 01:15:47,812 Today I want to eat... What am I in the mood for? 660 01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:50,025 Spaghetti, garlic and oil, huh? 661 01:15:50,210 --> 01:15:53,110 Or do you prefer them with butter and anchovies? 662 01:15:53,337 --> 01:15:57,177 - It's all the same to me... - There are offals today. 663 01:15:57,444 --> 01:15:59,344 That's for you to eat. 664 01:15:59,529 --> 01:16:02,429 For us, a nice piece of meat. 665 01:16:02,656 --> 01:16:04,566 From a young steer... tasty... white. 666 01:16:04,752 --> 01:16:09,812 For dinner, nothing. We'll go to the restaurant. The two of us. 667 01:16:12,049 --> 01:16:15,119 I could stay to help... 668 01:16:17,271 --> 01:16:20,341 We don't need anything from anybody. 669 01:16:22,483 --> 01:16:26,393 Do you want to play the servant? That's their role. 670 01:16:26,664 --> 01:16:28,734 Look how many they are. 671 01:16:29,791 --> 01:16:33,691 Only a scientist could count them all. 672 01:16:33,961 --> 01:16:36,871 There are more relatives than rats here. 673 01:16:37,098 --> 01:16:39,998 They look like rats. Look at that one, look. 674 01:16:40,225 --> 01:16:43,295 Look at those and tell me if I'm talking bullshit. 675 01:16:46,491 --> 01:16:49,391 They all eat for free. At my expense. 676 01:16:49,618 --> 01:16:53,678 Without spending a lira. Free... More than free. 677 01:16:54,830 --> 01:16:56,900 Matilde, the wine! 678 01:16:57,968 --> 01:17:01,968 Where did she go? Got offended, eh? 679 01:17:03,117 --> 01:17:05,017 Hold this for me? 680 01:17:05,202 --> 01:17:09,262 Yes, yes. Making yourself up, baby? 681 01:17:10,415 --> 01:17:13,315 What a shame! What a dishonor! 682 01:17:13,552 --> 01:17:19,612 From today we'll be the talk of Monteciocci rat's hamlet! 683 01:17:23,987 --> 01:17:27,887 - Aunt Matilde, tell me where you want me to prick him. - I don't know. 684 01:17:28,157 --> 01:17:31,227 - What do you think? - It's up to you. 685 01:17:32,327 --> 01:17:36,387 If I prick him here, he'll become a cripple. 686 01:17:37,549 --> 01:17:41,449 If I prick him in the balls, he'll have bad luck. 687 01:17:41,718 --> 01:17:45,628 If I prick him in the mouth, his teeth will fall. 688 01:17:45,898 --> 01:17:48,798 What do I care if his teeth fall! 689 01:17:49,027 --> 01:17:53,087 And I care less! You were the one that requested the spell. 690 01:17:55,291 --> 01:18:01,121 If you prick him here, in the heart, what would happen? 691 01:18:01,473 --> 01:18:05,533 - Then you want a complete service? - Yes! 692 01:18:28,608 --> 01:18:30,678 Two o'clock is time for lunch! 693 01:18:35,915 --> 01:18:39,815 - Romolo, will you give me a lift? - No, the bus is better. 694 01:18:40,084 --> 01:18:42,984 It's late! Come on, let's go! 695 01:18:43,212 --> 01:18:47,272 Where are you going? Get in! Nobody leaves the house today! 696 01:18:48,435 --> 01:18:51,335 Maria, round the kids up and take them outside! 697 01:18:51,562 --> 01:18:55,472 Come on, Vittoriano, Pamela, Mirco, Samanta, Gianluca... 698 01:18:55,742 --> 01:18:59,642 - Let's go! - You, get up, we have to speak! 699 01:18:59,912 --> 01:19:03,752 - I'm not getting out of bed! - Come on! You too! 700 01:19:04,018 --> 01:19:07,918 Where are you going? Don't go! This will come to no good... 701 01:19:08,189 --> 01:19:11,259 We should decide all together. 702 01:19:13,411 --> 01:19:17,311 - Decide what, mom? - To get him out of the way. 703 01:19:17,581 --> 01:19:21,481 - That's nice... but how? - We'll denounce him. 704 01:19:21,750 --> 01:19:23,660 Commit him into a mental institution. 705 01:19:23,846 --> 01:19:26,746 We interdict him and take away his parental rights. 706 01:19:26,973 --> 01:19:29,043 We commit him. 707 01:19:31,143 --> 01:19:33,213 We kill him. 708 01:19:41,578 --> 01:19:44,488 No! No! 709 01:19:44,715 --> 01:19:47,615 They want to kill my son Giacinto! 710 01:19:47,842 --> 01:19:50,742 My son! When do you want to kill him? 711 01:19:50,970 --> 01:19:54,880 - Before that whore leaves him penniless. - Do it immediately then! 712 01:19:55,150 --> 01:19:59,050 He bought her everything, why don't we kill her? 713 01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:01,220 He'll find another one at once. 714 01:20:01,405 --> 01:20:03,305 I spoke with the director. 715 01:20:03,489 --> 01:20:06,329 He told me that he would have him committed at the hospice. 716 01:20:06,554 --> 01:20:09,454 Right, like the last time. Come on! Last night... 717 01:20:09,682 --> 01:20:13,592 ...he didn't offend just me, but all of you. 718 01:20:13,862 --> 01:20:16,762 - What kind of men are you? - Mom is right! 719 01:20:16,989 --> 01:20:20,889 It's a question of honor! He denied me the money to... 720 01:20:21,169 --> 01:20:24,069 ...open up my own salon! 721 01:20:24,296 --> 01:20:29,196 That scumbag didn't let me start my polyphonic choir. 722 01:20:29,509 --> 01:20:33,569 - And he was disrespectful. - Why, what did he do to you? 723 01:20:34,732 --> 01:20:37,632 He swore at me. He's always swearing... 724 01:20:37,859 --> 01:20:40,759 - It's not that bad. - He never gave me any trouble. 725 01:20:40,986 --> 01:20:43,896 I he had, I would have slaughtered him. 726 01:20:44,123 --> 01:20:47,023 If the majority wants to kill him, I'm democratic. 727 01:20:47,251 --> 01:20:51,151 The majority is not enough! It must be unanimous. 728 01:20:51,421 --> 01:20:55,331 - We're risking prison here. - But if we all agree... 729 01:20:55,601 --> 01:20:59,501 I don't care. Do what you want. 730 01:20:59,771 --> 01:21:02,841 No, no, no! I don't agree! 731 01:21:03,951 --> 01:21:07,851 You're only happy when you deny me a favor. 732 01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:12,960 After all I've done for you. Ingrate... whore... 733 01:21:13,270 --> 01:21:16,170 You fuck everyone and I raise the kids. 734 01:21:16,398 --> 01:21:20,298 Listen to this: from today on, you raise them, the two of them. 735 01:21:20,578 --> 01:21:24,478 I'm getting married! I'm getting married in October! 736 01:21:24,747 --> 01:21:27,647 - Who can believe you? - Sure! Like he did... 737 01:21:27,874 --> 01:21:31,784 ...got you pregnant and then married your sister. 738 01:21:32,055 --> 01:21:35,955 - See? - Enough! Always the same story. 739 01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:39,125 - We don't care. - Do we all agree? 740 01:21:39,352 --> 01:21:43,262 - Yes, let's get it over with, I have to go to work. - Come here! 741 01:21:43,532 --> 01:21:47,432 We also have to ask Paride, he's your son too. 742 01:21:47,701 --> 01:21:49,771 We'll ask him too. 743 01:21:50,829 --> 01:21:54,889 - Ok, fine. I'm going to sleep. - Wait! 744 01:21:56,052 --> 01:21:58,122 We should establish the "how"... 745 01:22:00,221 --> 01:22:02,291 ...and the "when". 746 01:22:05,444 --> 01:22:07,514 Paride! 747 01:22:10,656 --> 01:22:12,496 Did he fall asleep? 748 01:22:12,679 --> 01:22:16,579 Yes, but the sun shines on his face. When will they get here? 749 01:22:16,848 --> 01:22:19,918 I don't know. They must be lost. 750 01:22:23,113 --> 01:22:24,183 There they are! 751 01:22:46,067 --> 01:22:48,967 Couldn't you find a church that was closer? 752 01:22:49,194 --> 01:22:51,264 - I work here. - "Work." 753 01:22:58,249 --> 01:23:03,427 Help us. Ein, zwei, drei! 754 01:23:04,852 --> 01:23:08,912 Do you renounce sin to live with the children of God? 755 01:23:10,064 --> 01:23:11,964 - Say I "Renounce". - Renounce? 756 01:23:12,160 --> 01:23:15,060 Do you renounce the temptation of evil... 757 01:23:15,287 --> 01:23:18,187 - ...so as not to let sin dominate you? - I renounce. 758 01:23:18,414 --> 01:23:20,314 - I renounce. - Do you renounce... 759 01:23:20,499 --> 01:23:23,409 ...Satan, root and cause of all sin? 760 01:23:23,637 --> 01:23:25,697 I renounce. Yes, yes, I renounce. 761 01:23:26,764 --> 01:23:31,824 Do you believe in God, creator of the heavens and earth? 762 01:23:34,072 --> 01:23:39,972 Do you want to receive baptism under the Church principles... 763 01:23:40,326 --> 01:23:42,226 ...that we all profess? 764 01:23:42,411 --> 01:23:46,471 - Say: "Yes, I do". - Say-yes-I-do. 765 01:23:47,633 --> 01:23:51,533 - Giacinto. - Yes. - I baptize you in the name of the Father... 766 01:23:51,803 --> 01:23:55,863 - ...the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen. - Amen. 767 01:23:57,981 --> 01:23:58,800 Do I renounce... ? 768 01:23:59,111 --> 01:24:02,011 He treats her like one of the family. 769 01:24:02,238 --> 01:24:07,148 That dress she's wearing costs more than 20 thousand liras. 770 01:24:07,460 --> 01:24:10,360 So, Paride, what do you tell you mammy? 771 01:24:10,588 --> 01:24:14,488 What do I say? She looks sexier than you. 772 01:24:14,769 --> 01:24:17,599 Sure, and you're a worse womanizer than your father! 773 01:24:17,823 --> 01:24:21,733 Do you agree? I'm warning you: it's already decided. 774 01:24:22,003 --> 01:24:26,063 We'll kill him at the baptism lunch in your house. 775 01:26:40,647 --> 01:26:43,547 You can guess the cook by the scent. 776 01:26:43,774 --> 01:26:45,844 Bravo! Bravo! 777 01:26:46,901 --> 01:26:48,971 Come here. 778 01:26:50,028 --> 01:26:51,938 Come on, kiss each other. A kiss. 779 01:26:52,123 --> 01:26:56,023 The peace kiss. Come on! 780 01:26:56,294 --> 01:27:00,354 - Eat, it'll get cold. - Ah, yes. Let's eat. 781 01:27:02,319 --> 01:27:06,018 Grandma wants them "al dente" (to the tooth) 782 01:27:10,970 --> 01:27:13,812 Ah, pecorino... it's pinchier... 783 01:27:32,747 --> 01:27:35,817 Wait for Massimiliano to recite the poem. 784 01:27:49,436 --> 01:27:50,506 Giacinto? 785 01:28:04,052 --> 01:28:05,122 He's finished! 786 01:28:20,741 --> 01:28:22,811 Let's eat or the food will get cold. 787 01:28:29,028 --> 01:28:30,088 Let's eat... 788 01:28:31,113 --> 01:28:36,173 See how nice it is to get on very well together? 789 01:28:41,548 --> 01:28:43,448 Cesaretto! 790 01:28:43,633 --> 01:28:45,703 Cesaretto! For you too. 791 01:28:46,760 --> 01:28:48,660 Let's shake hands, without bitterness. 792 01:28:48,855 --> 01:28:51,755 - Giacinto, you are a gentleman. - My plate! 793 01:28:51,982 --> 01:28:56,042 - Be careful! - Excuse me. He pulled me. 794 01:29:03,460 --> 01:29:06,530 - Do you want to eat with grandfather? Here! - No! 795 01:29:10,767 --> 01:29:14,827 His stomach is giving him trouble. He has stomach problems. 796 01:29:15,979 --> 01:29:20,039 Stomach troubles and you give him semolina? Cure him with macaroni! 797 01:30:43,492 --> 01:30:46,392 - How are the rats doing, Matilde? - Eat! 798 01:30:46,619 --> 01:30:50,529 - Did my poison work? - Yes, but eat and be quiet! 799 01:30:50,799 --> 01:30:53,869 Cesaretto, do you ever mind your f...ing business? 800 01:31:12,711 --> 01:31:14,781 What's the matter? Don't you like them? 801 01:31:15,838 --> 01:31:17,908 - No, it's not that... - So? 802 01:31:20,018 --> 01:31:22,078 There's a strange flavor... 803 01:31:25,231 --> 01:31:28,131 - They're tasty. - Of course they're tasty. 804 01:31:28,358 --> 01:31:30,428 They're well made... but... 805 01:31:33,580 --> 01:31:35,410 What did you put in them? 806 01:31:35,592 --> 01:31:40,502 You know what I put in! Pasta, eggplants, tomatoes... 807 01:31:40,814 --> 01:31:43,714 ...grated bread, nuts, pecorino cheese... 808 01:31:43,943 --> 01:31:47,853 And rat poison. Four envelopes. 809 01:31:48,123 --> 01:31:51,193 But only in your plate. 810 01:32:27,766 --> 01:32:29,836 Aren't you cold? 811 01:32:35,073 --> 01:32:37,073 It's like a wind gust. 812 01:32:40,223 --> 01:32:43,293 Like a wet blanket... 813 01:32:44,393 --> 01:32:49,453 ...that brushes your back. It's death. 814 01:33:42,831 --> 01:33:45,901 Murderers... 815 01:33:49,097 --> 01:33:52,997 Stop him! He'll turn us in! 816 01:33:53,267 --> 01:33:57,327 - And who cares? - It's impossible, I put in a half kilo. 817 01:33:58,489 --> 01:34:00,549 What did you do to him? 818 01:37:14,446 --> 01:37:16,516 Do you want to come in? 819 01:37:17,583 --> 01:37:20,643 Come in, but I don't think it'll be good for you. 820 01:37:51,942 --> 01:37:54,012 Death to the traitors! 821 01:37:56,122 --> 01:38:01,022 You should die like rats, with something else than poison. 822 01:38:01,334 --> 01:38:03,234 Did you want my house? 823 01:38:03,419 --> 01:38:07,479 Take it! With central heating! 824 01:38:08,642 --> 01:38:11,712 Fire! Fire! 825 01:38:16,992 --> 01:38:21,892 Help! Help! Fire! Help! 826 01:38:22,204 --> 01:38:25,274 Get out! Flee! 827 01:38:28,469 --> 01:38:33,539 Where are you going now? To the Grand Hotel? Do you have reservations? 828 01:38:48,296 --> 01:38:50,196 "Colonel I don't want water..." 829 01:38:50,381 --> 01:38:55,381 "...I want the destructive fire that the thirst of this heart..." 830 01:38:56,573 --> 01:38:58,473 "...with wine I'll quench..." - That's dad! 831 01:38:58,658 --> 01:39:00,728 He's not dead then! 832 01:39:02,827 --> 01:39:04,897 Can't be dead if he's singing. 833 01:39:05,477 --> 01:39:07,744 He's the one who lit the fire. 834 01:39:08,452 --> 01:39:10,038 You're not gonna hit me... 835 01:39:13,263 --> 01:39:16,333 - Let's put out the fire. - Let's get some water. 836 01:39:20,570 --> 01:39:22,640 Didn't hurt me! 837 01:39:24,739 --> 01:39:26,649 Didn't hurt me! 838 01:39:26,834 --> 01:39:29,734 Whoever calls the firemen, is a cuckold! 839 01:39:29,963 --> 01:39:31,863 And this is not over! 840 01:39:32,047 --> 01:39:36,107 - Help! Grandmother! - Nando, grandmother! 841 01:39:39,354 --> 01:39:43,254 - Here comes Nando! - Is that grandma? 842 01:39:43,524 --> 01:39:48,434 - I'll save grandma. - Come on, Domizio! 843 01:39:48,746 --> 01:39:52,646 - Go, or else we'll lose the pension! - Hold on, grandma! 844 01:39:52,917 --> 01:39:55,917 - There she is! - She's burnt her hair! 845 01:39:57,024 --> 01:40:02,084 - Grandma, you're always last! - That burns! - Did you shit on yourself? 846 01:40:17,351 --> 01:40:19,421 There they are. 847 01:40:20,478 --> 01:40:25,538 They all survived. Mennea the cripple, the hag... 848 01:40:26,743 --> 01:40:30,803 The shameless one... Let them all die! 849 01:40:31,956 --> 01:40:35,856 I don't see my wife. Maybe the Virgin heard me? 850 01:40:36,136 --> 01:40:38,036 And who's there? 851 01:40:38,220 --> 01:40:41,290 The cuckold and the fag, always in position. 852 01:40:42,390 --> 01:40:48,300 They're all still in my house. There's my wife! 853 01:40:48,655 --> 01:40:50,555 Who can kill that one? 854 01:40:50,739 --> 01:40:52,809 Yes, go on putting it out. 855 01:40:53,868 --> 01:40:56,768 There's another fuse under your asses. 856 01:40:57,005 --> 01:40:59,835 The strong one's there too. They all survived. 857 01:41:00,059 --> 01:41:02,959 They want to take over my house! 858 01:41:03,197 --> 01:41:07,097 Delinquent criminals! To kill a father... 859 01:41:07,366 --> 01:41:11,426 After all the sacrifices I made for them. 860 01:41:12,579 --> 01:41:16,489 Like fucking that monster of a woman so they would be born. 861 01:41:16,759 --> 01:41:19,659 She's better now. Lost some of her beard. 862 01:41:19,886 --> 01:41:23,946 They're not evil. Just unsociable. 863 01:41:30,321 --> 01:41:32,391 Giacinto, what are you doing? 864 01:41:33,449 --> 01:41:36,359 - Darling... - For your own good. - Darling, darling. 865 01:41:36,586 --> 01:41:41,646 Don't do complicated things it's dangerous at your age. 866 01:41:43,883 --> 01:41:47,793 It's better to die with you than with rat poison. 867 01:41:48,063 --> 01:41:51,963 The spaghetti without poison was delicious. "Al dente"! 868 01:41:52,232 --> 01:41:55,302 Too bad you couldn't enjoy them! 869 01:41:56,413 --> 01:41:58,313 They ruined everything. 870 01:41:58,498 --> 01:42:02,498 But now I'll slaughter them! Today! 871 01:42:03,648 --> 01:42:06,548 And we'll have "la dolce vita!" 872 01:42:06,775 --> 01:42:09,845 I'll cater to all your whims! 873 01:42:10,944 --> 01:42:13,854 I will take you to Trastevere to eat watermelon. 874 01:42:14,083 --> 01:42:16,983 To Via Veneto, by night, to have some ice cream. 875 01:42:17,210 --> 01:42:21,110 - And if you want, we'll go by car. - What car? 876 01:42:21,380 --> 01:42:26,290 - Come down, Giacinto, three men are waiting for you! - Coming! 877 01:42:26,602 --> 01:42:30,662 - What do they want? - It's an important business. I'll explain later. 878 01:42:34,952 --> 01:42:39,012 Watch the binoculars. Break them and pay for them. 879 01:42:40,164 --> 01:42:43,234 Marcela, a liter and four glasses! 880 01:42:46,429 --> 01:42:49,499 - My word is not enough? - No. - No. 881 01:43:00,491 --> 01:43:01,561 Here. 882 01:43:02,576 --> 01:43:04,576 - Here. - Ah, here? 883 01:43:07,725 --> 01:43:11,785 Name and last name. Where's the money? 884 01:43:18,161 --> 01:43:20,231 10... 20... 30... 885 01:45:33,739 --> 01:45:36,809 Who are you? What do you want? 886 01:45:37,920 --> 01:45:41,820 Are you still here? You have to leave. The house is ours. 887 01:45:42,089 --> 01:45:45,159 - Really? Since when? 888 01:45:46,269 --> 01:45:51,169 Since we bought it. Here's the document. 889 01:45:51,481 --> 01:45:53,381 What document? 890 01:45:53,566 --> 01:45:56,466 The sale of the house and land, in cash... 891 01:45:56,704 --> 01:45:58,764 - Let me see it. 892 01:45:59,832 --> 01:46:02,732 Who signed this document? 893 01:46:02,959 --> 01:46:08,869 The legitimate owner of the house. 894 01:46:09,224 --> 01:46:13,054 - Don't you know how to read? - Where is it written? 895 01:46:13,331 --> 01:46:15,231 In that paper... 896 01:46:15,415 --> 01:46:19,475 - And where is the paper? - I just gave it to you. - To me? 897 01:46:20,628 --> 01:46:24,688 - Did you see a paper? - What paper? - What does it say? 898 01:46:25,851 --> 01:46:31,911 - Leave, I'm already fed up with you! - Leave! - The "paper!" 899 01:46:33,147 --> 01:46:35,217 I gave it to you right now. 900 01:46:36,285 --> 01:46:42,345 If you prefer the legal road, give me back the paper, if you want... 901 01:46:43,583 --> 01:46:46,653 - Get out. - "Legal road!" 902 01:46:52,974 --> 01:46:55,884 I don't let anyone make a fool out of me, not even for free... 903 01:46:56,112 --> 01:46:59,012 ...just imagine what I'll do for 800,000 liras. 904 01:46:59,240 --> 01:47:03,300 You're crazy! 800,000 liras! 905 01:47:34,651 --> 01:47:37,321 Nando, they want to take over the house! 906 01:47:56,563 --> 01:47:59,633 Why is it going backwards? 907 01:48:01,776 --> 01:48:03,676 Do you know how to drive? 908 01:48:03,860 --> 01:48:06,770 I drove a horse carriage. It's the same thing. 909 01:48:06,998 --> 01:48:09,068 It's starting. No, it's going backwards. 910 01:48:12,210 --> 01:48:14,280 Not the women! 911 01:48:15,347 --> 01:48:19,347 - Don't touch the women! - Go fuck yourself! 912 01:48:21,530 --> 01:48:24,600 Hit him! Hit him! Hit him hard! 913 01:48:25,710 --> 01:48:29,610 - Are you on our side? - No, no, I'm a Roman. 914 01:48:29,879 --> 01:48:32,949 Kill all those yokels! 915 01:48:39,271 --> 01:48:44,331 - Watch how royalty travels! - Where are you going? - It won't stop! 916 01:48:46,579 --> 01:48:48,649 My house! 917 01:48:50,749 --> 01:48:52,819 My house! 918 01:48:58,056 --> 01:49:00,956 It' useless to hold it! It's falling! 919 01:49:01,184 --> 01:49:04,084 Now it's nobody's house! 920 01:49:04,322 --> 01:49:07,382 Everyone on the streets! Everyone outdoors! 921 01:49:08,491 --> 01:49:12,551 I got hurt but I'm happy. 922 01:49:13,703 --> 01:49:16,773 Yes, push is so it falls to the other side! 923 01:50:26,611 --> 01:50:31,521 It's six months already. When will they remove the plaster? 924 01:50:31,834 --> 01:50:35,894 Never. I have the money stashed inside the plaster. 925 01:50:37,045 --> 01:50:40,115 They'll never find it! 926 01:50:44,354 --> 01:50:47,254 One day I will throw them all out. All of them. 927 01:50:47,481 --> 01:50:52,391 Children, grandchildren, relatives and boor tenants. 928 01:50:52,703 --> 01:50:55,773 If not today, then tomorrow. 71304

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