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[upbeat music playing]
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[Travis] Have you ever been in the middle
of everything in your life
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falling completely apart,
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and you stop and ask yourself,
"Where the hell did it all go wrong?"
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This is the moment that ruined it all.
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Just look at me,
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standin' there looking like
a complete dummy,
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just waitin' to get caught.
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[stuttering] Hey, girl!
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What's goin' on? What are you doing?
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[stuttering] What up?
What you mean what...
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I just got out the shower.
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You the one sneakin' up on...
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Babe, what you doin'?
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You're such a bad liar, Travis.
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You're right, I can't lie to you.
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That's why I love you,
'cause you be knowing me.
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Babe, you acting a lil' weird.
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Got a court case today.
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And it's big...
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Okay, big day, butterflies, generally...
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-Exactly, just a little...
-Okay.
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Okay, anyway, so which shoe
shall I wear today?
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That's a good one. I like...
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-the brown!
-Brown!
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Good choice.
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You know I make good choices, I chose you.
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Okay, I am running super late.
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You have a good day at work.
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[Courtney] I love you. Love you.
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-I love you too.
-Bye, have a good day.
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All right, you too.
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-[Travis] Love you, girl.
-[Courtney] Love you too.
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[music continues]
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[gasps]
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[laughs]
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Mr. Jenkins here
has repeatedly demonstrated
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an immense lack of self control...
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[aggressively] What? Those are lies!
Lies, lies, lies!
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Counselor, control your client, or I will
have him removed from this courtroom.
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...as demonstrated in front
of you all today.
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[Mr. Jenkins] Object, object. I'm not
going to win, I'm not going to win!
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Objection, Your Honor,
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my client has done nothing more
than express his religious freedoms.
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In fact, the last time I checked,
the practice of voodoo
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is legal in this country, and it is absurd
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that the counselor and Mrs. Jenkins
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have attacked my client's personal
and religious freedoms
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in these court proceedings,
all for the sole purpose of monetary gain,
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might I add?
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-We got this one in the bag.
-I hope so.
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I'm paying you guys enough.
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Your Honor, it is his religious beliefs
that are in question here.
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Overruled.
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-You may proceed, Mr. Stanley.
-Thank you, Your Honor.
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As we will prove,
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it was only after his many infidelities
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that he decided to choose
this new "religious" path,
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which includes the many perks
of male polyamory and polygamy.
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Neither of which did my client,
Miss Jenkins, agree to
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on the onset of their marriage,
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proving that Mr. Solomon Jenkins here
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was just a squirrel
that tried to get his nut and keep it.
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You killed 'em!
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Squirrel that tried to keep his nut?
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Man, really!
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Did you see Mr. Clancy in the back?
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-I did see him.
-He was even laughing.
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That's 14 in a row, baby, we're on a roll.
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Clancy and Lynch and Associates.
Here we go, boy!
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[both exclaiming indistinctly]
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You boys were amazing!
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Thank you so much. I feel like I have
a new lease on life.
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Don't mention it, Miss Jenkins.
It's our job.
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Call me Wanda.
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Thank you, Wanda.
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You boys be good.
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Or bad...
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-I think it was the cologne.
-Got to be the cologne.
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-Got to get you some.
-I can give...
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[Rosie] Yeah, boss,
I had a real good weekend.
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Got myself a new lil' thang.
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Girl, he was working it out with...
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What's goin' on with you, boss?
You're not acting like yourself.
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I'm okay. Just thinking.
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So, whose ass do I need to kick?
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Rosie, everything is fine.
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Just got a lot on my mind.
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Can my teeth be on your mind?
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I just wanna get outta here.
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-Jesus!
-[Rosie] Now, wait a minute.
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We don't take the Lord's name
in vain here.
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Okay, you gotta get your energy together.
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-Sorry.
-Tell Jesus that you're sorry.
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Sorry, Jesus.
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[Rosie] Thank you, that's good.
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Your mother raised you well.
At least you got a lil' bit of manners.
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I'll make you feel real good,
right about now.
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Talking smart to me,
calling Jesus' name in vain,
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I'm so sick of these people,
I don't know what to do,
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Look at his hair. What's...
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Now, he'll be out for ten minutes,
so you need to spill it.
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Travis is gonna propose.
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How do you know?
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I found the ring.
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You nosy-ass heifer.
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Girl, congratulations!
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Court, this is exciting.
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Oh, my God! I'm just gonna be an amazing
maid of honor, I know I'm gonna be it.
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'Cause we gonna be turnin' it up.
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Girl, I got this solo move,
I wanna turn it up.
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[in a sing-song voice] Turn it up. What!
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I'm doin' it, I'm turnin' it up,
but you ain't turnin' it up.
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Ain't you excited?
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Of course, I am.
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Travis is amazing.
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I couldn't see myself
being with anybody else.
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Okay, so then, what's the problem?
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Travis hasn't met my family yet.
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My family is very strict,
very traditional, and very Korean.
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Okay, so then why hasn't he met them?
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I think Travis is a little insecure
about my father.
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So, I assume that you met his family.
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That's another thing.
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-Court...
-I haven't met them yet either.
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Unbelievable.
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I've talked to his mom on the phone,
but I've never met them face to face.
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What if they don't like me in person?
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What if they don't think I fit in?
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Now, come on,
you know that's an impossibility.
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You know that.
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I just want us to be
one big, happy family,
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-You know?
-I do.
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And I know how important it is to Travis
for my dad to like him.
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Okay, so then, what are you gonna do?
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Pray?
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Now, prayer's very good.
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Yeah, I'll be praying with you,
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but I'll be praying for us to turn it up!
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Girl, 'cause I got these new moves...
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-Girl...
-All right.
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-[Rosie] Wake up.
-[Courtney] Wake his ass up.
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All right, Steve, you ready?
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[Steve] Yeah.
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[Courtney] All right. Okay, all right.
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Thank you, girl.
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Open up.
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Ah...
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[Courtney] Ew!
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[Travis] So what you think?
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Are we the two new hotshot attorneys
at Clancy Lynch and associates?
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I felt pretty good about myself today.
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[both talking excitedly]
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[John] That's what I like to see.
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You guys are always working.
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Great work today, fellas.
You guys really pulled it off.
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Thank you, Mr. Clancy.
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You guys should be
really proud of yourselves.
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I don't remember seeing
a rookie win record like that
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since... Hell, myself.
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-That's a good thing, right?
-Yes, of course, it is.
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We got our eye on you two.
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I specially got my eye on you, young man.
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Travis, you got a bright future
ahead of you.
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Thank you, Mr. Clancy.
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Yeah, well, you know what, call me John.
You're part of the family now.
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This is the pen!
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The board voted, and they will make
their official announcement
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on Monday morning.
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I don't know what to say!
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-John...
-Don't say anything.
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Look, just show up at work
on Monday morning,
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bright-eyed and bushy-tailed,
ready to work.
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I expect you to arrive early
and leave late, just like me.
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-Just like you.
-Just like me. Good.
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Let me get outta here before my wife
sends out the FBI for me.
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But anyway, you guys
enjoy yourselves tonight, you deserve it.
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-Have a drink on me.
-Thank you...
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John!
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[both whisper in amazement]
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[both start shouting excitedly]
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-I take it you won your case today?
-Yeah.
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Fourteen in a row.
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Ugh! Smells like Joey drowned you
in shots.
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Yeah.
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Joey went for the big one tonight.
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I swear, that boy will never change.
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Get some rest, babe. I'm proud of you.
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[sleepily] After this weekend
our whole lives are just gonna change.
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"You're part of the family now."
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[mouthing] What?
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[phone rings]
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Boy, didn't I tell you
I just don't feel like it?
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if your thirsty ass call me
one more damn time...
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Rosie, it's me.
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He's gonna ask to marry him this weekend.
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He's gonna ask you to marry him
this weekend!
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Girl, yes. What do I do?
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Calm down.
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I mean, girl, I was in my deep REM sleep.
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I still got my damn mask on.
Okay, how do you know for sure?
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'Cause he just came in here drunk,
and he said, and I quote,
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"After this weekend our whole lives
are gonna change."
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Then, he passed out.
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Oh, my gosh, girl, he's gonna ask you
to marry him!
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Okay, so what you gonna do?
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Girl, I don't know,
that's why I called you.
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Okay, right.
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I want him to ask me really bad,
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but I know if he does it
before he meets my family,
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my dad will not respect him.
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Travis will be crushed.
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-Is it really that serious, Court?
-You have not met John Clancy.
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My dad was a judge for 20 years.
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He sentenced men to death
without even batting an eye.
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Damn!
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Okay, so why don't you invite your parents
over or something?
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Girl, I can't do that.
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They are at our vacation home
for the weekend.
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It's Korean new year.
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-I'm totally screwed.
-No, you are not.
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It just seems like you have
a lot of arrangements to make, boss lady.
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I mean, either you get them together,
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or my man shoot himself in the foot.
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I think it will be better this way.
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Ultimately, if you're lucky,
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he might propose
right in front of everyone.
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[Rosie laughs]
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Okay, I'll figure it out,
I'm gonna invite his parents.
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-I love you.
-Love you too, bye.
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[mutters in annoyance]
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I gotta get myself ready for this wedding.
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...break my concentration.
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Shut up.
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[Courtney] Good morning, sleepyhead,
rise and shine.
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I've made you some breakfast.
Come on, get up.
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We've got a lot goin' on today.
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[Travis] Why you hittin' me?
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What do we have to do today?
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Well, I was thinking,
this is the first full weekend off
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that you've had in like, forever,
and I wanted to make the best of it,
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so I planned us a getaway trip.
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Baby, that was so sweet. You just wanna
spend a lil' time with your man.
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-Man, I see.
-Of course!
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You little kitty. Oh, wait!
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[screams]
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00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:01,948
-Baby, why are... why're you doing...
-[stammers] What are you doing?
248
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,866
Your shoe is unzipped.
249
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,661
My shoe... Yeah, my shoe!
250
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,581
-Yeah. Okay.
-What's going on with you this morning?
251
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,375
Thank you!
252
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:16,170
Okay, I just need you to get ready,
and our flight leaves in two hours.
253
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,506
Okay, let me just go pack
my bag real quick.
254
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,591
No, babe, I've already packed
our bags. Look.
255
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,511
And I packed your favorite pajamas.
256
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,848
Girl, you so sweet. You just own it.
257
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,641
-Let me go get in the shower.
-Okay.
258
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,393
Oh, girl!
259
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,062
All right, that was nothing,
you said you were gonna spank me.
260
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:39,027
[slow music playing]
261
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,287
Baby, what do you have in this bag?
262
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,705
I packed everything.
263
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:51,873
I see.
264
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,834
So, you sure you have everything?
You ready to go?
265
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:56,836
Yeah, I think... Oh!
266
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:59,213
Whoa! [sheepishly] What are you doing?
267
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,508
-It was my shoelace...
-Just leave it.
268
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:03,718
You'll be sitting
more than standing anyway.
269
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,178
-Come on you, you ready? Let's go.
-Yeah, I got it.
270
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,637
-You sure?
-Yeah.
271
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:10,475
[pop song playing]
272
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,121
Babe, this don't look like a hotel.
273
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,791
Yeah, not exactly.
274
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,377
Babe, I haven't been
completely honest with you
275
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,753
about this weekend.
276
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,881
We're not going to some fancy,
little exotic getaway,
277
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,842
-or anything like that.
-Well, clearly. I can see that.
278
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,761
But where'd you take me?
279
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,054
I, um...
280
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:53,101
I... I brought you
to meet my parents. Surprise!
281
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,103
-Yeah, so your parents?
-Yeah!
282
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,479
-It's their house?
-Yeah!
283
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,649
-Oh, okay.
-Don't... Don't be mad, okay?
284
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,859
-They're gonna love you.
-No, I'm not mad at all.
285
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,986
-Oh! That's my...
-[Sue] Is my baby here?
286
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,363
-Come on, let's get out.
-Let's get out.
287
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,698
[Courtney] Come on, let's... Gonna go...
288
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:08,991
[Travis] Your luggage. Yeah, I'm good.
289
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,201
[Courtney] Are you sure?
290
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,787
Okay, I'll meet you outside.
291
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,499
Mom!
292
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,173
Just like I taught you.
293
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,052
Dad, you're getting a little rusty.
294
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,595
You watch your mouth, young lady.
295
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,765
-Mommy!
-We didn't think you'd make it this year.
296
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,517
I know. Change of plans.
297
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,019
It wouldn't be a proper Seollal
without you.
298
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,564
-Aw, Daddy!
-So where is this young boul
299
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:40,982
that you've been raving about?
300
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:44,318
Yeah, he's in the car, getting the bags.
301
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,820
Babe, hurry with the bags.
302
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,029
-Come on.
-[John] Come on.
303
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,573
-[Courtney] Okay.
-[John] Yo, you look great!
304
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:49,991
-I wait for him.
-Okay, Ma.
305
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,325
[John] Come on, we gotta catch up.
306
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,413
[Courtney] Oh, God! I am starving.
307
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,458
[Travis talking to himself]
308
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,170
Can't believe this.
309
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,632
Thought we was goin' on a vacation.
310
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,801
No, we gonna meet the parents. [grunts]
311
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:10,845
[Travis laughs]
312
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,639
You must be Travis.
313
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,684
You must be Mrs. Clancy.
So nice to finally meet you.
314
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,144
Oh, okay.
315
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:20,730
Again.
316
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,108
One more time...
317
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,028
Come, come, come, come inside.
318
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,988
-[Sue] You need help?
-No, I'm fine.
319
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,156
-[Sue] Good.
-Okay.
320
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,743
[Sue] You know you look like
that LL COOL J.
321
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,286
Anybody telling you that one?
322
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,622
No. Thank you.
323
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,665
-[John] Maybe we can...
-A shower, and then, we can go.
324
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:40,833
[John] That would be good.
325
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,877
Travis, this is my dad, John Clancy.
326
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,422
-Daddy, this my...
-Travis Stanley.
327
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,216
You know him?
328
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,718
I no understand.
329
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,721
[stutters] Wait a minute, is this a joke?
330
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,099
No, it's... It's not a joke at all.
331
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,101
Mr. Clancy, I... I can explain myself.
332
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:00,895
You're damn right, you better explain.
333
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,271
Travis, what's going on?
334
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:06,609
[stammers nervously] Baby,
I'm just looking to... See...
335
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:11,239
This, right there, this is not how
I seen it though,
336
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,657
at all in my head.
337
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,534
I bet the hell not.
338
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:15,993
[speaking Korean]
339
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,916
[nervously] I'd like a latte.
340
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:22,917
Travis.
341
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,087
-Okay, baby...
-Explain yourself.
342
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,172
I haven't been entirely forthcoming
343
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:31,759
-about where I've working for the past...
-[exclaiming] Oh, no!
344
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:35,555
-[Courtney] Oh, God!
-Mr. Clancy, I did not lie to you,
345
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:39,517
-but I wasn't entirely forthcoming...
-Just spit it out.
346
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:43,104
Babe, I've been working at your dad's firm
for the past six months.
347
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:46,023
-Great.
-Mr. Clancy, I've been happily,
348
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,233
but respectfully,
349
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,695
dating your daughter
for the past eight months.
350
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:51,612
What?
351
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,907
-Oh, no! Oh, no!
-Mama's going down.
352
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,619
Come here, get your hands off her.
353
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,163
[angrily] You see what you did?
354
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,167
Wake up.
355
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,297
Uh... Um...
356
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,383
Baby?
357
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,220
[John] You rotten,
low-down son of a bitch.
358
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:20,016
Mr. Clancy, I know you must be very angry.
359
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,559
Billy Clapton.
360
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,519
Who... Who's Billy Clapton?
361
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,565
Billy Clapton was the last rotten,
low-down son of a bitch
362
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:30,860
that tried to use my daughter
to gain my favor.
363
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,031
Oh, damn!
364
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,783
-That's Billy?
-Yeah.
365
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,828
Billy broke my little girl's heart,
366
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,331
so I had to make him disappear.
367
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,750
Mr. Stanley, you understand?
368
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,376
[stammers] I do, now.
369
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,504
Is there anything else you need to tell me
about yourself?
370
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:51,922
No.
371
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,300
And you're not using my daughter
372
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,344
for your own, personal gain?
373
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,221
Only time will tell.
374
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,682
Now, get out of my office.
375
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,897
What the hell is wrong with you, Travis?
376
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,608
Why didn't you tell me
you're applying to my dad's firm?
377
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,902
Because I didn't want you
to help me get in.
378
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,279
Okay, so?
379
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,782
Okay, so, I wanted to get in on my own.
380
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,284
So, this was just some masculine thing?
381
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,536
No, it wasn't just some masculine thing.
382
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,498
I was trying to avoid
exactly what's going on right now.
383
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,751
Look, I didn't want you to think
I was just dating you
384
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,294
because you're the boss' daughter.
385
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,005
I knew if you saw me get it on my own,
386
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,925
then you wouldn't question
my love for you.
387
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,135
Babe, I'm sorry.
388
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:42,682
Fine, I believe you.
389
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,558
Thank God.
390
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,602
So, what now?
391
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,522
Uh... Google, flights,
we are packing this up.
392
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,816
-Babe, we cannot leave.
-Yes, we can.
393
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:55,361
Did you see how your dad looked at me?
I was...
394
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:59,198
As a matter of fact,
who was Billy Clapton?
395
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,491
Where did you hear that name?
396
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:03,119
You dad, he called me Billy Clapton.
397
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:08,124
Billy Clapton was my ex,
a few years back in college.
398
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:11,877
I thought he loved me, but I found out
399
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:15,047
he was only using me
because he knew who my father was,
400
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,133
and he wanted to be a part of his firm.
401
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,343
Exactly why I didn't want
to say anything, you see...
402
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:22,054
Wait, what happened to Billy Clapton?
403
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,264
I have no clue.
404
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,808
I told daddy about him,
and I never heard from Billy again.
405
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,311
Oh, no.
I'm dead, your dad is gonna kill me.
406
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:32,815
He gonna hide the body
somewhere with his lil' judge friends.
407
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,358
And they ain't gonna find my body.
408
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,193
-He'd never go to jail 'cause...
-This is gonna be
409
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,820
a lot harder than I thought.
410
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:41,907
-Google, flights, pack...
-My dad will never respect you.
411
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,993
...'cause I'm not about to die over this.
412
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,327
We cannot leave.
413
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,830
I think we done past the respect point.
414
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,790
Did you see how you daddy
was looking at...
415
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:53,335
Travis, just give my dad a chance
to get to know you
416
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,045
so he can see how amazing you are.
417
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,422
You're nothing like Billy.
418
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,675
All right, what are we up against?
Tell me what's going on. Why are we here?
419
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,845
Well, this is my mother's
favorite holiday.
420
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,306
So, my dad takes it very seriously.
421
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,892
-Babe, we can do this.
-Yes, we can.
422
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,686
We're gonna get through this together,
we're a team.
423
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,481
As Bonnie and Clyde. Me and you, girl.
424
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,941
-[Courtney] Hi!
-[Sue] Honey!
425
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:20,112
We will begin Sebae shortly,
and then, have dinner after.
426
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,490
-Travis, will you be joining us...
-[Courtney] No, no, no, no!
427
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:25,284
Oh, yes! Travis is all about the Sabbath.
428
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,119
Imma be all up in there with y'all.
429
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:30,706
Terrific, will you be needing a hanbok,
or did you bring your own?
430
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:31,874
No, I got my own handbook.
431
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,251
I write in it all the time.
I write my poems in there.
432
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:36,378
No. Hanbok.
433
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,088
That's the same.
434
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,508
[hesitantly] Yeah. No, I don't...
What's that?
435
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,427
[Sue] Don't worry, I think John have
extra one.
436
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,012
Thanks, Mom.
437
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,182
Handbook? Really?
438
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,100
Handbook, hanbok, it's all the same...
439
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,312
That's your good dress.
440
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:57,858
[gong rings]
441
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,568
[exotic music plays]
442
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,867
How wonderful? Very good, Travis.
443
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,297
That hanbok is a antique from Korea.
444
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,132
It is priceless.
445
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,927
Anything should happen to it,
446
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,220
you die.
447
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:28,556
It's very nice, Mr. Clancy.
448
00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:29,932
It's just a little long, but...
449
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,684
[speaking Korean]
450
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:38,649
Dad, please!
451
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:43,070
Travis, this is a tradition
known as a Sebae.
452
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:44,321
Everybody move over.
453
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:48,200
It is done to honor one's elders.
454
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:51,328
Okay, yeah, I'm all about honoring
one's elders,
455
00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:53,080
'cause I used to work at Walmart
456
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:55,332
and when the elders came in,
I 'd just hold the door for 'em.
457
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:57,918
-Some will be in a little wheelchair...
-Babe, babe, babe.
458
00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:00,045
Okay, they get it.
459
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:02,339
-Sorry.
-Okay, this is very simple.
460
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:06,051
All you have to do is bow down
to mom and dad four times,
461
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,303
and say a little phrase.
462
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,637
Okay, what's the phrase?
463
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,848
[speaking Korean]
464
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,100
Okay, everybody kneeling down.
465
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:17,646
It means, "Please receive
a lot of luck in the new year."
466
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:20,316
Very important in Korean tradition
467
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,902
to properly begin Seollal
with good fortune.
468
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,030
Here, you may observe
469
00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:30,451
as we pay respect to my mother
and the father. Okay?
470
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:31,910
-Ready?
-Ready.
471
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,831
[chanting Korean]
472
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:44,798
Now, we do the same think for mom and dad.
473
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:47,301
I'll give it a whirl. [laughs]
474
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:48,636
[John laughs sarcastically]
475
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:53,390
This custom deserves much more
than you giving it a whirl.
476
00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:54,391
Daddy.
477
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,395
[Courtney] Ready? Babe?
478
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:00,564
Ready? Okay.
479
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:02,441
[chanting in Korean]
480
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,026
[Travis mispronouncing]
Say about the mini bad hoes.
481
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,249
-[robe rips]
-Oh!
482
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:20,459
Ooh!
483
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:22,628
Oh, no!
484
00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:26,632
[whimpers]
485
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,050
Oh, oops!
486
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,343
[John shrieks in anger]
487
00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:30,678
[grits teeth in anger]
488
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:32,429
I stepped on it.
489
00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:34,431
[shouting in Korean]
490
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:37,810
Anybody got a needle and thread?
491
00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,229
[doorbell rings]
492
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,399
Babe! Oh, my gosh!
493
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:47,820
I totally forgot, I have the biggest
surprise for you. Come, come, come!
494
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,156
[mouthing words inaudibly]
495
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,408
[Courtney giggling]
496
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,785
You guys, come, come, come, come!
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
497
00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:58,288
Okay, Travis, I have the biggest
surprise for you! [squeals]
498
00:24:58,372 --> 00:24:59,707
Okay, you ready?
499
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,834
Yeah, babe, I'm ready. Another surprise.
500
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,919
[exclaims] I invited your family.
501
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:05,379
[Dingo exclaiming in amazement]
502
00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:07,256
Lord! Lord! Lord!
503
00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:10,217
Nip, look at this, Oh, my goodness!
504
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,928
Baby, our son done landed
in a pot of honey.
505
00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:16,640
-He done come up like 7Up!
-Came up like a Mountain Dew!
506
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,934
-[in a sing-song voice] Won't they do it?
-[Dingo] Won't they?
507
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,644
[Nip] Yes. Where's my baby at?
508
00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:23,063
Where PP at? PP?
509
00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:24,982
PP, where you at, babe?
510
00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:28,277
-PP...
-There he is, Ma. I see him.
511
00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:30,863
PP?
512
00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,240
The heck! What you got on, boy?
513
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,325
[exclaiming in shock]
514
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,161
That's my baby...
515
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,079
[Nip] Move, that's my baby!
516
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:41,749
Gimme the Tazin.
517
00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:43,125
[Nip sings]
518
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,710
♪ This little light of mine ♪
519
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:49,506
♪ My baby, he's all fine, Lord! ♪
520
00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:51,967
♪ This little light of mine ♪
521
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:56,138
♪ My baby, he's all fine, Lord! ♪
522
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,806
-Come on!
-Wake up, nigga.
523
00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,308
It's time to party.
524
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:00,476
[Dingo laughs hysterically]
525
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,977
[Nip] Wake up, baby.
526
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:04,772
-[Dingo] There he is.
-Boy, you were so excited to see us,
527
00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:06,023
you just fainted.
528
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:09,610
Mamma, Daddy, what you all doin' here?
529
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,946
Boy, that ain't no way
to talk to your mamma.
530
00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:15,115
Can't you see she happy to see you?
531
00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,618
-Sorry, Papa.
-Okay...
532
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:21,455
Look, your girl called us, told us,
"Just come on down."
533
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,290
Honey, she bought
the plane tickets and everything.
534
00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:24,541
[whispers] First class!
535
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:25,876
[Nip laughs loudly]
536
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:27,127
[Dingo] Great flight, baby.
537
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:31,340
Hey, PP, your mamma hung that phone up
so damn fast,
538
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,592
you would've thought
she was on Amazing Races.
539
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:36,512
-[Nip] Survivor.
-[Nip and Dingo singing] I'm a survivor...
540
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,138
[Sarge in a commanding voice]
At ease, soldier.
541
00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:40,599
Give your brother a big hug.
542
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:42,100
Babe, your brother.
543
00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:43,393
-Come on.
-Yeah, my brother.
544
00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:45,896
Come on, it's been a long time...
545
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,398
[shouting on top of his voice]
546
00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:51,568
What did I tell you? You got to be ready
at all times.
547
00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:52,945
Never know when there's gonna be
an invasion.
548
00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:54,571
Now you must repeat, "Time, nigga."
549
00:26:54,655 --> 00:26:56,281
-Time, nigga.
-Time, nigga.
550
00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:57,866
That's what I'm talking about.
551
00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:58,867
Tap that ass.
552
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,244
Still darned soft, huh?
553
00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:02,371
Still darned soft. Soft like sugar.
554
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,456
[Sarge] That's sweet, boy.
555
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:07,209
All right,
take off that little suit, baby.
556
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,254
It's so wonderful to finally meet you.
557
00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:13,257
Now, you are gorgeous.
Ain't she gorgeous, Dingo?
558
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,675
She's as pretty as me.
559
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,426
[Dingo] Fine as spring wine.
560
00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:19,304
And that body look like
it's tight as shit too.
561
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,807
You done good, PP.
562
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:23,350
My boy got good taste.
563
00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:24,643
-[Nip] Yes, he do.
-[Dingo] Yes, he does.
564
00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:27,062
-PP?
-That's short for piss pot.
565
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,524
You see, he peed the bed
up until he was 16 years old.
566
00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,693
-Seventeen.
-Mm-hmm, 17.
567
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:35,112
The doctor said he had the bladder
of a two-year-old.
568
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:36,655
Oh, really?
569
00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:40,909
He'd piss everywhere. Rugs, sheets, shoes.
570
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:43,161
[Sarge] Really piss-ass faggot.
571
00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:45,831
But you ain't gotta worry about him
pissing on you,
572
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:46,915
unless you want him too.
573
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:49,084
[Stankershets laughing hysterically]
574
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,419
We just playing with you, baby.
575
00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:51,712
[Nip] Ain't nobody playing.
576
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:55,465
But girl, you are even
prettier than your pictures.
577
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,593
-Thank you.
-We could be twins.
578
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,973
[speaking in Korean]
579
00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:07,978
Whoa!
580
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,564
The hell is that all about?
581
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,733
[mocking John]
582
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:16,069
Mom, Dad, this is the Clancys,
583
00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:19,698
the beautiful family of my Courtney.
584
00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:22,826
Her father, John Clancy.
585
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:25,579
Her mother, Seoyeon Clancy.
586
00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:27,664
[Sue and Travis exchange greetings
in Korean]
587
00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:29,708
Her sister, Catherine Clancy.
588
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:36,298
Bow again. Bow again.
589
00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:40,135
One more time.
590
00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:45,098
-It is very nice to meet all of you.
-Nice to meet you as well.
591
00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:46,516
Everybody clapping.
592
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,518
-[clapping]
-[indistinct chatter]
593
00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:52,940
Aren't you gonna introduce us to them?
594
00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:56,193
[clears throat] Exactly,
I was just about to...
595
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:59,821
Clancys, meet my family, the Stankershets.
596
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,740
This is my mother, Niphateria.
597
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,952
Niphateria Lorraine James Stankershet.
598
00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:06,912
Everybody just call me Nip though.
599
00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:10,415
-[laughing uncontrollably]
-[Dingo] Nip, nip...
600
00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:12,209
Stop, nigga.
601
00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:14,586
You dead tonight, you gonna get...
602
00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:15,587
My brother...
603
00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:21,218
That is Brante Alexander Emmanuel
Mount Zion-On-The-Rock Stankershet, sir.
604
00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:24,596
A survivor of the war in Afghanistan
against terrorism.
605
00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:29,393
But you can call me Sarge.
606
00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:37,609
[Nip] All right, easy.
607
00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:44,324
-And this is my father, Henry.
-But you can call me Dingo.
608
00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:47,035
Dingo!
609
00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:50,831
What is that short for?
610
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:55,585
That's short for... mandingo, baby.
611
00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:56,586
[Nip] Yes, Jesus.
612
00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:57,963
That thing anything but short.
613
00:29:58,046 --> 00:29:59,423
[Nip laughs]
614
00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:01,591
You know what I'm saying to you, baby?
615
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,470
-Push that thing...
-Okay, Dingo.
616
00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:08,390
Cut that out. Okay, come on, now.
617
00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:11,852
All right, we ain't trying to put
no bad impression on these nice people.
618
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:16,148
So, your name is Stankershet?
619
00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:18,859
-I thought it was Stanley...
-It is...
620
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:22,112
Since he also diddy-ass,
he wanna drop the Stankershet.
621
00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:23,739
You know what I'm saying?
622
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,575
I guess he felt like Stanley sounded
a little bit more,
623
00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:29,494
how you say it, cock-a-zoid.
624
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,830
So he ditched the family name
625
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:34,249
and the family business.
626
00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:36,418
Leave PP alone, just leave him alone.
627
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:39,963
So tell me, what exactly
is your last name?
628
00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:42,591
I named him
629
00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:47,137
Travis Avante Emmanuel Mount Zion-On-
The-Rock [clicks tongue] Stankershet.
630
00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:51,725
You know I could not decide
between Travis N and Deontay.
631
00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:54,436
So I just combined 'em both,
I think it's kinda cute, ain't it?
632
00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:56,605
Sounds Swahili, don't it? [clicks tongue]
633
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,273
Y'all wanna see some pictures?
634
00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:00,067
Mamma, don't do the pictures...
635
00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:01,276
Hey, boy, look at me.
636
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,237
Now, don't get your ass whooped in front
of these little Malaysians up in here.
637
00:31:04,738 --> 00:31:06,740
Your mamma's just happy to see you,
you understand?
638
00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:08,408
Yes, sir.
639
00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:09,701
[gong rings]
640
00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:11,453
Oh, shit. What the hell is that?
641
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,205
Dinner is almost ready.
642
00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:15,207
You could have just told us that.
643
00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:16,458
Sorry.
644
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,670
Would you like to freshen up little bit,
before the meal?
645
00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:24,132
I'm sure you're very exhausted
after the fright.
646
00:31:24,341 --> 00:31:26,385
Yeah, the fright was the damn gong, okay?
647
00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:27,803
But I'll freshen up.
648
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,471
'Cause the funk is real.
649
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:32,474
I don't know what that means,
but okay, excellent.
650
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:36,436
John, you help them with the luggage,
be gentleman.
651
00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:40,023
[speaking Korean]
652
00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:43,235
Okay, I love to show you to you rooms.
653
00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:50,283
Stop now. All right, baby.
654
00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:52,744
You done good, PP. Did a good job, boy.
655
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:56,123
[Sarge grunts and mutters]
656
00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:59,167
Come on, sergeant, I'll show you
to your room.
657
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,670
At ease, soldier.
658
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,296
Sir, yes, sir.
659
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,300
[shouting] Ten-hut.
660
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,305
Forward march.
661
00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:19,646
Why did you invite
my family over here too?
662
00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:21,898
I can't believe...
What the hell were you thinkin'?
663
00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:22,816
I don't know.
664
00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:25,152
I just wanted both of our families
to finally meet.
665
00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:28,071
I mean, they were gonna meet
eventually anyways, right?
666
00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:30,532
I thought you'd be happy to see
everybody together.
667
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:31,867
Yeah, but not like this.
668
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,202
I was thinking more
of a controlled environment,
669
00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:37,706
like a wrestling ring or something.
I'm done. This is over. We're done.
670
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:40,333
Babe, we just have to last two more days.
671
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,086
Look, introductions are always tough.
672
00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:45,881
-The worst is behind us.
-Yeah, but you've never actually lived
673
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,382
with the Stankershets before.
674
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,134
Okay, so tell me.
675
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:52,846
Your brother seems a little interesting.
Is he a war vet or something?
676
00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:56,266
No, he was just a chef.
677
00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:59,019
He actually never saw combat at all.
678
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:03,398
He dropped the pot on his foot, and got
medically discharged after three months.
679
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:06,485
My sister is obsessed with veterans.
680
00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:09,362
She is adopted, so I think
maybe her birth-parents were
681
00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:11,490
war vets or something, I don't know.
682
00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:16,369
Well, she's going to enjoy
some very interesting yet false stories.
683
00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:18,955
Look, we need to get back out there.
They're waiting on us.
684
00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:20,665
Do we have to?
685
00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,167
Okay.
686
00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:24,628
-It's only because I love you.
-I know.
687
00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:25,795
Let's go, Stankershet.
688
00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:27,214
[gong rings]
689
00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:29,132
[Nip] Oh, my God!
Dingo, come look at this.
690
00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:32,177
Look at this, this is amazing!
691
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:35,680
[Dingo] Ooh, Lord, look at that!
692
00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:38,767
That is real fancy dancy, ain't it, baby?
693
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:39,768
[Nip] Yes, it is.
694
00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,811
Looks like the Last Supper. Is that Jesus?
695
00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:43,813
[laughing loudly]
696
00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:46,858
Reminds me of that buffet I went to
down in Boca Luce.
697
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:50,487
Fancy dancy!
698
00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:53,740
PP, you've done good, boy.
699
00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:56,993
Hold on now. Wait a minute.
Sarge, you need to help me here.
700
00:33:58,328 --> 00:34:00,580
-[Nip] Come on, help your daddy...
-[Dingo groans loudly]
701
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,083
[Dingo] Oh, Lord Jesus!
702
00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:07,629
Mom, Dad, why do you all
have on those robes?
703
00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:11,841
Baby, come on, we saw all y'all
in your little fancy robes.
704
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:14,844
I didn't know if it was gonna be
a toga party or an orgy.
705
00:34:14,928 --> 00:34:16,513
[Nip and Dingo laughs]
706
00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:19,224
We didn't wanna mess up on the tradition.
707
00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:21,393
-Didn't we?
-We did our research.
708
00:34:21,685 --> 00:34:23,562
-[gong rings loudly]
-Oh, my God!
709
00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:25,355
Man, you gonna give me a heart attack!
710
00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:27,941
Need to give a nigga a warning first.
711
00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:30,318
I think I squirted. Excuse me.
712
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:33,905
[chef] Good evening, lady and gentleman.
713
00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:38,118
[greeting each other in Korean]
714
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:42,747
Say, that's like some voodoo shit.
715
00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:46,251
-Who is that?
-I don't know.
716
00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:48,128
-Why you asking me?
-My name is Ho-Jin
717
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,046
Oh, who?
718
00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:54,134
He... He's a premier chef from Korea.
719
00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:56,636
He's gonna be serving us all weekend.
720
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,974
[Dingo] Nip, he kinda looks Chinese to me.
721
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:04,436
All Asians ain't Chinese, okay?
And he's from Korea.
722
00:35:04,728 --> 00:35:07,439
So that means he's Korean/Asian.
723
00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:09,357
Look like a white guy to me.
724
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:10,775
No, Snow White.
725
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:12,444
She the dwarf.
726
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,780
John, you did outdone yourself.
727
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:19,159
He done flown that man
all the way from Cholerea.
728
00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:22,454
How much did that set you back, John?
729
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:23,913
It's Korea,
730
00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:26,958
and probably more than you could fathom.
731
00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:31,212
What? You tryin' to be funny, John?
I couldn't fathom?
732
00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:32,339
What you mean by that?
733
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:38,094
I'd get some of that teriyaki chicken
with some of them ol' sweet and sour pork.
734
00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:40,722
Lemme get that egg-drop soup,
735
00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:44,351
and I want the two egg rolls
with the sweet and sour sauce.
736
00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,019
-What you want, baby?
-I want the orange flavored chicken...
737
00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:49,022
[Dingo] And my wife want the orange
flavored chicken and the fried rice.
738
00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:51,691
I'm just saying right now,
ain't got no cash on me, I give you...
739
00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:53,943
[Courtney] Wait, wait, guys.
This is not that kind of dinner.
740
00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:56,613
-It's already...
-[Sarge] Actually, I'll go
741
00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:59,783
with the teriyaki chicken
with that broccoli.
742
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:01,201
-Don't get that...
-You know I gotta stay on my health.
743
00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:05,163
You never know when a man gotta go
back to war.
744
00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:08,583
You actually fought in the war?
745
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:12,420
Little lady, butchered hundred of bodies
746
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,964
with these bare hands.
747
00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:16,174
[exclaims in amazement]
748
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,426
He lie like a rug.
749
00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:21,179
[slaps the table in rage and shouts]
750
00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:22,305
Please...
751
00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:26,768
This is not a Chinese restaurant.
752
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:28,561
No, no, no, no.
753
00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:30,980
Your meal is being catered.
754
00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:34,526
This is not an all-you-can-eat buffet.
755
00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:37,987
There's no need to place your order.
756
00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:42,367
So, can we please get back
to this evening?
757
00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:44,619
His ass better stop spitting on me.
758
00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,246
-[Dingo] Let me say something to you.
-[chef] Thank you, kitchen...
759
00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:48,164
You need to stop yelling at me
and my family.
760
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,708
That's some bullshit.
761
00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:51,334
[Nip] Now, we sitting up here
in this man's house
762
00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:52,961
at his little-bitty-ass table, okay?
763
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,171
If he wanna act that way, just let him.
764
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:57,549
-We're here for the children, all right?
-Children. That's right.
765
00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:59,676
Thank you. Thank you, Napetheria.
766
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:05,056
Oh, please! It's Niphateria Lorraine
James [clicks tongue] Stankershet.
767
00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:08,393
I don't need an echo.
768
00:37:09,102 --> 00:37:10,812
You need to fix this shit, PP.
769
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:15,442
Mr. Clancy, I'm sure my parents
mean no disrespect.
770
00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,694
-They're probably just a little tired...
-And hungry.
771
00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:20,572
And they're just
not used to your wife's customs.
772
00:37:20,655 --> 00:37:22,407
No need to apologize.
773
00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:28,413
[speaking Korean]
774
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:36,963
I'm sorry for my actions and my outburst.
775
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,757
As you should be.
776
00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,050
Apology accepted.
777
00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:44,679
[Nip] Okay, this is him
when he was a baby.
778
00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:47,515
-[Nip laughs]
-[Dingo] Look at that...
779
00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:50,059
[everyone speaking together]
780
00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:51,811
We don't wanna see photo albums...
781
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,606
He wasn't cross-eyed, he was cockeyed.
782
00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:56,900
You never knew which way
he was looking to. He was here,
783
00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:58,735
he was there, he was like... [cackles]
784
00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:01,112
Oh, Lord, his hair was so nappy!
785
00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:03,865
I couldn't even get a comb through it,
unless I put a perm in it.
786
00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:07,577
And this is him
in his pink Power Rangers pajamas.
787
00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:10,330
-So cute!
-You know what,
788
00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:13,333
this boy used to wear pink so much,
he loved pink.
789
00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:14,375
Made me nervous.
790
00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:15,585
Yeah, made me scared.
791
00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:16,544
[Dingo] I was worried.
792
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:20,131
Nigga loved pink so much
I thought he gonna be a goddamn princess.
793
00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:22,842
I mean, not that I've got anything
against princesses.
794
00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:24,427
-No, you know, baby.
-He would have been
795
00:38:24,511 --> 00:38:25,762
the only goddamn princess in office.
796
00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:28,014
Mamma, we don't need the pictures...
797
00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:30,183
Honey, is that when you peed on yourself?
798
00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:31,976
[Stankershets laughing]
799
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,853
How sweet!
800
00:38:34,437 --> 00:38:37,023
Hey! Mamma, put the pictures away,
801
00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:41,027
okay, and can we just focus
on something little more positive.
802
00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:42,320
Yeah, Dad, what was your news?
803
00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:45,532
-Now is not the time.
-Now is as good a time as any, dear.
804
00:38:46,950 --> 00:38:48,535
-I don't know.
-Something better happen,
805
00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:49,786
'cause I'm hungry.
806
00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:52,413
-Daddy, come on, what is it?
-Your father has decided
807
00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:53,873
to run for office!
808
00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:55,917
Yeah, everybody clapping!
809
00:38:58,294 --> 00:39:00,380
But daddy, that is amazing.
810
00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:04,259
It's just the State Senate.
Nothing's set in stone.
811
00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:08,513
Come on, the Governor is going to be here
in two days.
812
00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:11,683
If your father gain his endorsement,
813
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:17,105
he going to be the... No, having the...
Shoe up...
814
00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:19,482
-[John] In
-[Sue] Shoe in.
815
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:21,234
In what?
816
00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:24,320
Anyway, he have the shoe somewhere.
817
00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:28,074
-Daddy, that is so great.
-I bet you running as a Republican.
818
00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:30,034
As a matter of fact, yes, I am.
819
00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:31,578
You gt a problem with that?
820
00:39:31,661 --> 00:39:34,497
I see you living well, John.
You done all right for yourself,
821
00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:36,541
down here in Uncle Tom's cabin,
822
00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:39,043
or should I say [in Korean accent]
Mister Wong's cabin.
823
00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:41,296
[speaking Korean]
824
00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:44,090
Speak English, nigga.
825
00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:49,178
I said your ghetto ass is ignorant.
826
00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:50,138
[Dingo] Son of a bitch!
827
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:51,848
I will give it to him.
828
00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:53,182
[Nip shouting] Stop it.
829
00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:55,184
[the Stankershets shouting]
830
00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:56,603
[Dingo] No, you're the ignorant.
831
00:39:56,686 --> 00:39:58,146
No, we can't do this shit, man. Come on...
832
00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,106
[John shrieking in anger]
833
00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:04,986
[Nip] Hey, okay, wait a minute.
Wait a damn minute.
834
00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:07,655
[John] I have never in my entire life...
835
00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:09,741
What a spectacle!
836
00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:12,118
Ruined my entire dinner.
837
00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:14,370
The unmitigated gall.
838
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:17,874
John, you did not have to be so abrasive.
839
00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:19,751
Me?
840
00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:24,130
These people come in,
and ruin my entire evening.
841
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:27,592
-And you're finding me at fault.
-It's no one's fault, John.
842
00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:29,344
It's just is what it is.
843
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:32,347
Our daughter, she is in love
with that young man.
844
00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:35,558
And the PP, he in love with her too.
845
00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:38,269
And we should just accept him
and his family,
846
00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:39,395
and leave it at that.
847
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,481
[sarcastically] Yeah, love, love.
848
00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:44,108
Well, the jury is still out on that.
849
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:53,409
[seductively] John! John!
850
00:40:57,288 --> 00:41:00,416
Have you noticed what I wearing to bed?
851
00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:05,755
-Look at all this.
-Yes, I see all this.
852
00:41:06,589 --> 00:41:11,010
Okay, Sue, you gotta...
I don't have time for your shenanigans.
853
00:41:11,094 --> 00:41:12,178
I'm tired.
854
00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:13,763
Shenanigans?
855
00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:17,350
John Clancy, you promised me we would
take advantage
856
00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:22,146
of our time together this weekend
to strengthen our relationship.
857
00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:27,068
Yeah, but... Really, sweetheart, you don't
expect me to pounce on you
858
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:30,863
when our home is being invaded.
859
00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,408
Sue! Invaded!
860
00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:38,079
Well, I glad something is being
invaded around here for a change.
861
00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:40,373
[crying]
862
00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:44,669
-No! Don't...
-No, you said you are going to hit that,
863
00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:47,088
or tap that ass, or something like that.
864
00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:48,965
-I was...
-Nothing happening here.
865
00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:51,134
-All right.
-You so mean.
866
00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:53,970
I buy this negligee.
867
00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:55,430
It's negligee, honey.
868
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:59,517
-No, no, no!
-All right, Oh, shit!
869
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:01,477
Yes, okay, honey.
870
00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:03,354
All right, go to sleep...
871
00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:06,441
All right, ooh, I'll tap that ass.
872
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:08,317
-That doesn't count.
-All right.
873
00:42:08,401 --> 00:42:11,779
What good is donkey-size cock,
if you don't ever use it?
874
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:15,366
-God damn!
-Vagina filled with cobweb now.
875
00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:17,952
[Nip] Don't have time for this.
876
00:42:18,077 --> 00:42:18,911
I don't have time for...
877
00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:20,496
You actin' like you don't have no options.
878
00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:23,499
-Nip, Nip, I'm not gonna...
-Manners, you know better than that.
879
00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:25,543
But you think you the victim all the time.
880
00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:27,628
-You are not the victim, Dingo.
-[Travis clears throat]
881
00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:30,173
-[Travis] What's up?
-[Nip] Baby.
882
00:42:30,757 --> 00:42:34,510
I just wanted to come in and say
that I'm happy you guys are here.
883
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:37,013
Definitely surprised.
884
00:42:39,182 --> 00:42:40,975
We're glad to be here.
885
00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:45,438
You tell that little lady of yours
that we apologize for everything.
886
00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:46,731
Don't apologize for me.
887
00:42:48,149 --> 00:42:51,277
-Dingo.
-She should be apologizing to us
888
00:42:51,778 --> 00:42:53,404
for having Satan as her dad.
889
00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:55,406
Dingo, I don't need
to hear all that right now.
890
00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:57,200
I don't get it, son.
891
00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:01,162
-What do you see in these people?
-Mr. Clancy is my boss.
892
00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:04,290
Okay? And his daughter is the love
of my life.
893
00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:06,793
Shit! What does love gotta do with this?
894
00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:09,212
Gettin' yourself all mixed up
with these kinda people.
895
00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:10,922
It's not worth it, son.
896
00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:13,591
-Just try to make this work.
-We will.
897
00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:17,011
-I ain't gonna promise.
-We will make it work.
898
00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:18,763
Speak for yourself.
899
00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:20,014
Thank you, Mamma.
900
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,849
I love you, baby.
901
00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:23,059
I love you too.
902
00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:27,563
Get you some rest, baby.
903
00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:29,774
-Love you, guys.
-All right, love you too, honey.
904
00:43:30,191 --> 00:43:32,068
Close the door behind you, baby.
905
00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:35,196
[door closes]
906
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:36,447
I am done with you.
907
00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:39,575
And we ain't seen that boy, what,
in a month of Sundays?
908
00:43:39,659 --> 00:43:42,829
The first thing you wanna do
after that girl done flew us out here,
909
00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:44,247
first class...
910
00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:45,748
you're gonna show your ass.
911
00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:49,127
I got something to show you,
but it ain't gonna be my ass.
912
00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:50,253
I ain't playing with you, Dingo.
913
00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:54,006
Come on, Nip. Don't make more outta this
than it is.
914
00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:56,217
Make more out of it?
What are you talking about?
915
00:43:56,717 --> 00:44:00,721
We promised Travis Avante that we would
come out here and we would support him.
916
00:44:01,264 --> 00:44:02,390
I'm sorry.
917
00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:03,766
Travis.
918
00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:07,019
Now, Travis needs to know that.
919
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:10,439
He needs to feel that from you.
He needs to feel that from the family.
920
00:44:10,523 --> 00:44:11,941
He needs to feel it from all of us.
921
00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:13,943
Okay, sugar cheeks.
922
00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:17,864
All I'm saying is I don't wanna see
our son, PP,
923
00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:19,657
turn into one of those diddy folks.
924
00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:22,785
If that is what he chooses to do,
then, baby, let him do it.
925
00:44:23,703 --> 00:44:25,079
Okay, he loves that girl.
926
00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:28,875
And it ain't up to us to question that.
927
00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:34,755
I need you to promise me you gonna be
on your best behavior this weekend,
928
00:44:36,257 --> 00:44:38,301
or no sweet cheeks for you for a month.
929
00:44:38,426 --> 00:44:40,595
-A month?
-A month. You wanna make it two?
930
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:44,473
Two months? I can't do without that thing
for two months.
931
00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:49,228
Wanna get some now? Get some later?
Ooh, I can't stand your ass.
932
00:44:49,312 --> 00:44:50,938
Come on, baby...
933
00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:54,150
I don't know what you been doing to me.
Damn you, Dingo.
934
00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:55,484
Come on with this thing.
935
00:44:55,568 --> 00:44:58,654
Came all the way out here.
I'm gonna give you something.
936
00:44:58,821 --> 00:45:00,531
You gonna be on your best behavior?
937
00:45:00,615 --> 00:45:02,116
-I promise.
-You promise you're gonna be
938
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:03,034
on your best behavior?
939
00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:06,454
I promise, mommy.
940
00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:11,125
-Yes, mommy.
-Yeah, that's right.
941
00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,920
Imma be good.
942
00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:15,880
[Nip shouting]
943
00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:19,050
[both shouting excitedly]
944
00:45:19,508 --> 00:45:21,177
Dingo!
945
00:45:22,595 --> 00:45:24,055
I'm so sorry.
946
00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:26,724
It's completely my fault.
947
00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:33,147
Actually, it's my fault.
948
00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:37,193
I should have told your Dad.
I should have told you.
949
00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:39,987
I'm the one who should be apologizing.
950
00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:44,784
We can't lose sight of what's important.
951
00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:49,246
That's me and you,
and our future together.
952
00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:50,998
You're right.
953
00:46:09,725 --> 00:46:11,143
[Catherine] Who is it?
954
00:46:12,353 --> 00:46:13,604
[shushing]
955
00:46:15,731 --> 00:46:17,024
[whispers] You have to be quiet.
956
00:46:17,149 --> 00:46:19,151
It's certain somebody's watching.
957
00:46:20,361 --> 00:46:21,988
[Sarge sighs and grunts]
958
00:46:22,238 --> 00:46:25,157
-[shouts] Are you ready for war?
-Yes, sergeant, yes, yes!
959
00:46:25,241 --> 00:46:26,826
Move!
960
00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:30,496
There are insurgents everywhere. Move!
961
00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:31,622
[Sarge shouts] There's a bomb.
962
00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:32,790
[Catherine screams]
963
00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:39,463
[whispers] I saw somebody.
964
00:46:41,716 --> 00:46:42,758
[whispers] Move out.
965
00:46:48,723 --> 00:46:51,017
[exclaims excitedly]
966
00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:55,980
[serene music playing]
967
00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:05,656
[Travis] Oh, gosh!
968
00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:07,783
So, this wasn't just a nightmare?
969
00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:10,036
[Courtney] No, babe, it wasn't.
970
00:47:10,578 --> 00:47:14,832
But today is a new day,
and a second chance.
971
00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:18,044
Okay, so what's happening today?
972
00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:20,463
Well, today is beach day.
973
00:47:20,546 --> 00:47:23,174
We spend the day
at our family's private beach.
974
00:47:23,257 --> 00:47:25,051
Come on, you need to get up. Gotta go.
975
00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:30,389
Okay, we can go, but there's
just something that I have to tell you.
976
00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:33,017
[whispers] You have to come closer.
977
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:39,148
I think we have a little time
before we leave.
978
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:40,858
We can do a quickie.
979
00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:42,401
Babe, there's a lot of people
in the house.
980
00:47:42,485 --> 00:47:44,403
-You sure?
-Who cares? Come on.
981
00:47:44,487 --> 00:47:48,532
[Courtney giggles]
982
00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:55,706
-[Courtney screams]
-[Dingo] Oh, shit!
983
00:47:55,831 --> 00:47:57,041
Whoa!
984
00:47:57,124 --> 00:48:00,086
Son, God damn it! I'm your daddy,
I can't see shit like that.
985
00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:02,379
[Nip] Oh, no! We got real hard dickey.
986
00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:03,756
[Nip cackles]
987
00:48:04,090 --> 00:48:07,009
You all right, girl? He didn't hurt you?
988
00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:08,302
Unless you want him to.
989
00:48:10,429 --> 00:48:12,473
Damn, I'm on a roll this morning.
990
00:48:13,057 --> 00:48:14,350
[Dingo] I'm proud of you, boy.
991
00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:16,519
-Hey, look here.
-I know you proud too, Courtney.
992
00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:17,436
Look at me.
993
00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:20,606
Hey, show 'em how
the Stankershet men get down.
994
00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:22,483
-Pop that thing, boy.
-Don't be shy.
995
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,193
[Dingo] And watch this... Pop that thing.
996
00:48:24,276 --> 00:48:26,570
Your mamma knows what it's all about.
Pop that coochie.
997
00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:29,782
♪ Pop that coochie, baby!
Pop that coochie, baby! ♪
998
00:48:29,865 --> 00:48:33,202
♪ Pop that coochie, baby!
Pop that coochie, baby! ♪
999
00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:36,288
♪ Pop that coochie, baby!
Pop that coochie, baby! ♪
1000
00:48:36,497 --> 00:48:38,749
[shouts in excitement]
1001
00:48:40,709 --> 00:48:41,877
[Travis] Hey, hey, hey!
1002
00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:44,296
-Daddy!
-Who's ready for the beach?
1003
00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:46,090
We gonna go, and give y'all some privacy.
1004
00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:47,842
[Nip] Yeah, we got some things to do.
1005
00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:51,262
♪ Pop that coochie, baby!
Pop that coochie, baby! ♪
1006
00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:54,306
♪ Pop that coochie, baby!
Pop that coochie, baby! ♪
1007
00:48:54,390 --> 00:48:57,601
♪ Pop that coochie, baby!
Pop that coochie, baby! ♪
1008
00:48:58,894 --> 00:48:59,812
Come on, let's go.
1009
00:48:59,895 --> 00:49:01,438
-Babe.
-I like that song.
1010
00:49:01,522 --> 00:49:02,857
[grunts in anger]
1011
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:09,363
[hip hop music playing]
1012
00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:34,263
-[Nip] Yeah, baby!
-[Sue] You all look so prepared.
1013
00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:35,764
Are you going for a swim?
1014
00:49:35,848 --> 00:49:37,725
[Dingo] We don't swim, but we dance, baby!
1015
00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:40,186
♪ We want the funk, ow! ♪
1016
00:49:40,269 --> 00:49:41,437
♪ Gotta have that funk ♪
1017
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,147
♪ We want the funk ♪
1018
00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:45,441
♪ Sing it! Gotta have that funk ♪
1019
00:49:45,941 --> 00:49:50,321
Mr. Clancy, my father is also
a businessman, just like yourself.
1020
00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:53,657
He has a string of restaurants,
barbecue restaurants.
1021
00:49:53,741 --> 00:49:55,993
-in Louisiana...
-Best cue in all of Louisiana, boy.
1022
00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:57,411
Let me get this right.
1023
00:49:57,536 --> 00:50:00,623
You come from a long line
of stuffed, saturated meat?
1024
00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:01,707
Trying to call me fat?
1025
00:50:01,790 --> 00:50:03,918
-[Nip] No, baby.
-[Dingo] Let me tell you something, buddy.
1026
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:06,212
I was the best junior varsity running-back
1027
00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:07,880
to come out of Paschal High School.
1028
00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:09,882
Class of 1972, baby!
1029
00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:13,636
[John and Dingo arguing]
1030
00:50:15,304 --> 00:50:17,473
I smell a challenge.
1031
00:50:18,057 --> 00:50:20,267
[Stankershets] Challenge!
1032
00:50:21,477 --> 00:50:24,605
-[Dingo] I'm ready.
-I got the pigskin right here!
1033
00:50:25,648 --> 00:50:26,607
No, no challenge...
1034
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:28,025
[Stankershets and John arguing]
1035
00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:30,027
[Sarge exclaims energetically]
1036
00:50:30,110 --> 00:50:33,197
[hip hop music playing]
1037
00:50:35,741 --> 00:50:36,992
Can I ask you something?
1038
00:50:37,076 --> 00:50:40,454
You keep feeding me these margaritas,
you can ask me whatever the hell you want.
1039
00:50:40,537 --> 00:50:41,914
How do you do it?
1040
00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:43,332
How I do what, baby?
1041
00:50:43,749 --> 00:50:47,169
You and Dingo. You have that spark,
you know.
1042
00:50:47,253 --> 00:50:49,213
Always hot... On fire.
1043
00:50:49,296 --> 00:50:50,339
Sexy time.
1044
00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:52,883
Like he always down in you...
1045
00:50:53,259 --> 00:50:54,093
Grill.
1046
00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:56,679
Ooh! Girl, you turning me on right now.
1047
00:50:57,888 --> 00:51:01,267
[hip hop music continues]
1048
00:51:11,986 --> 00:51:13,654
Do you still love John?
1049
00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:15,698
Of course.
1050
00:51:15,781 --> 00:51:18,575
Without question, John is my whole world.
1051
00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:22,746
I just don't know
if he's still attracted to me.
1052
00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:24,748
Now, don't don't be sad
and all insecure, honey.
1053
00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:27,126
Men can't stand that. Stop all of that.
1054
00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:29,128
I'm gonna give you the rules, okay?
1055
00:51:29,211 --> 00:51:32,047
First of all, you gotta trust in God.
1056
00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:35,968
Okay, and then, when you're arguing,
1057
00:51:36,051 --> 00:51:38,554
if becoming right becomes more important
1058
00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:41,098
than being in love,
then you just gotta let it go. Okay?
1059
00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:43,976
-Oh, preach!
-Hallelujah!
1060
00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:46,854
Oh, and most importantly, girl,
1061
00:51:46,979 --> 00:51:50,566
you have got to seduce your man.
1062
00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:53,319
[Sue exclaims in happiness]
1063
00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:58,449
[music continues]
1064
00:52:00,617 --> 00:52:02,328
[Sue and Nip] Whoo!
1065
00:52:38,447 --> 00:52:40,032
[music stops]
1066
00:52:40,616 --> 00:52:43,702
You gotta make him think
that you would do anything
1067
00:52:43,786 --> 00:52:46,121
that them heifers out on the streets
would do, and then some.
1068
00:52:46,205 --> 00:52:49,249
So I have to do as much as them heifer?
1069
00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:51,752
-No, you gotta be...
-Better than heifer?
1070
00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:53,796
Girl, just be the heifer, the ho,
and all of that.
1071
00:52:53,879 --> 00:52:57,966
Imma also give you the special recipe
1072
00:52:58,509 --> 00:53:02,262
that I got for a very special cocktail.
1073
00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:05,432
I call it the Stanky-leg Stankershet shot.
1074
00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:07,559
[both exclaiming and laughing]
1075
00:53:07,643 --> 00:53:11,230
Honey, I put this on Dingo
every time we go a few days without,
1076
00:53:11,355 --> 00:53:14,775
and baby, presto, change-o!
1077
00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:18,362
Oh, cock-tail! I make a joke.
1078
00:53:19,571 --> 00:53:21,824
Could that make John go back
to secret garden?
1079
00:53:21,907 --> 00:53:24,910
I've been whipping up that concoction
for ten years. Okay?
1080
00:53:24,993 --> 00:53:27,287
And I'm telling you, I damn near needed
a hip replacement.
1081
00:53:27,371 --> 00:53:29,373
You see why he walk with a stanky leg.
1082
00:53:30,249 --> 00:53:33,168
He's not even pimp walking.
Hell, he limp walking.
1083
00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:40,342
You ready? You ready for this?
1084
00:53:40,426 --> 00:53:41,885
[Dingo] Y'all ain't ready, let's go.
1085
00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:45,764
PP, did they hit your peanut?
1086
00:53:45,889 --> 00:53:48,350
PP, here I come, baby! PP!
1087
00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:50,644
[screaming] PP!
1088
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:53,814
[Nip] My baby is allergic to peanuts. PP!
1089
00:53:57,359 --> 00:54:01,113
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Relax. Lay back down.
1090
00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:04,658
You fainted earlier at the beach.
How do you feel?
1091
00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:08,162
My throat is a little scratchy.
1092
00:54:09,121 --> 00:54:13,792
My ass feels like a pincushion
but other than that I'm okay.
1093
00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:16,378
Your face is still a little swollen.
1094
00:54:17,421 --> 00:54:21,550
What? Why is my face swollen?
What happened?
1095
00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:23,927
-Your brother put peanuts in your...
-Peanuts?
1096
00:54:24,011 --> 00:54:27,347
[Courtney] Stop. Lay down. Just relax.
1097
00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:29,892
It's a good thing your mom was there.
1098
00:54:30,225 --> 00:54:31,852
What's that supposed to mean, Court?
1099
00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:34,521
Why didn't you tell me
you're allergic to peanuts, Travis?
1100
00:54:34,771 --> 00:54:37,858
As long as we've been together
you have never told me
1101
00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:40,110
if you have a peanut,
you could possibly die.
1102
00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:42,237
Because I had everything under control.
1103
00:54:42,321 --> 00:54:45,115
Uh... obviously not. Look at your face.
1104
00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:46,575
I can't look at my face.
1105
00:54:46,658 --> 00:54:48,076
How was I supposed to know that my brother
1106
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,537
was gonna try to poison me
to win a stupid football game?
1107
00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,665
This wasn't part of the plan, Travis.
1108
00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:57,211
It also wasn't part of the plan for you
to bring my family here, Courtney.
1109
00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:58,587
Your family wouldn't be here,
1110
00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:01,715
if you would have just introduced
me sooner, like a normal boyfriend.
1111
00:55:01,924 --> 00:55:03,509
You just filed them away
1112
00:55:03,592 --> 00:55:06,220
in your little box of secrets,
Travis Deontay.
1113
00:55:06,595 --> 00:55:08,096
Let's just face it.
1114
00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:10,849
Maybe I don't know you
as well as I thought I did.
1115
00:55:15,437 --> 00:55:17,105
-Really, Courtney?
-Really.
1116
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:18,857
You don't know me now?
1117
00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:30,619
[sighs]
1118
00:55:31,495 --> 00:55:35,040
So, like, is it true that you killed a man
with your bare hands?
1119
00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:38,210
[Sarge] Woman, I kill hundreds.
1120
00:55:38,293 --> 00:55:40,587
-Hundreds?
-Probably even thousands of 'em.
1121
00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:42,923
Gettin' my numbers together.
1122
00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:45,133
Shoo, I'm a Stankershet.
1123
00:55:45,217 --> 00:55:48,929
Part of the mandingo tribe.
You know what I'm sayin'. [chuckles]
1124
00:55:49,596 --> 00:55:52,307
But we gotta keep this on a hush-hush.
1125
00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:54,685
I think Daddy Clancy might be on to us.
1126
00:55:54,768 --> 00:55:56,353
You think my dad's on to us.
1127
00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:59,064
Well... He's really caught up
in my brother.
1128
00:55:59,648 --> 00:56:01,316
But he should worry about me.
1129
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,110
-[Sarge laughs]
-[Catherine] Mmm...
1130
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,570
Tell me more about war.
1131
00:56:04,653 --> 00:56:08,532
[romantic song playing]
1132
00:56:09,283 --> 00:56:10,742
[snoring]
1133
00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:48,989
[phone beeps]
1134
00:57:01,084 --> 00:57:03,879
[scoffs] What the hell!
1135
00:57:15,557 --> 00:57:18,769
I'm ready to offer you
the Billy Clapton deal.
1136
00:57:18,852 --> 00:57:20,562
Billy Clapton deal. What's that?
1137
00:57:21,146 --> 00:57:23,023
Here's my offer. It's a one-time deal.
1138
00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:26,652
If you leave this room,
the deal's off the table.
1139
00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:27,903
I will hire you...
1140
00:57:28,403 --> 00:57:30,948
at Clancy Lynch and Associates
1141
00:57:31,031 --> 00:57:32,741
in our New York offices,
1142
00:57:32,824 --> 00:57:36,411
and you'll be under contract employment
for eight years.
1143
00:57:37,496 --> 00:57:38,956
-Mr. Clancy, I don't...
-Ten.
1144
00:57:40,165 --> 00:57:44,670
For ten years you'll be at one of the top
law firms in America.
1145
00:57:45,128 --> 00:57:47,339
You'll be able to write your own ticket
after that.
1146
00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:50,258
All you have to do
is stay away from my daughter.
1147
00:57:50,759 --> 00:57:51,885
What do you say?
1148
00:57:52,386 --> 00:57:53,804
Before you answer...
1149
00:57:55,013 --> 00:57:58,850
just know that if you decline my offer,
1150
00:58:00,352 --> 00:58:03,897
not only will you not work
at Clancy Lynch and Associates,
1151
00:58:04,272 --> 00:58:08,318
but I will ruin you.
I will blackball you so hard,
1152
00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:11,822
you won't be able to judge
a pie eating contest. [guffaws]
1153
00:58:11,905 --> 00:58:14,700
Your career would be over
before it begins.
1154
00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:17,077
I'll let you think about that
for a moment.
1155
00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:19,037
I gotta get ready for breakfast.
1156
00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:25,043
You can use my pen.
1157
00:58:34,428 --> 00:58:36,346
[chattering]
1158
00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:37,514
Ho-Jin quit!
1159
00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:39,891
Oh, no! What about the Governor dinner?
1160
00:58:39,975 --> 00:58:42,019
Who tampered with the food?
1161
00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:45,063
[muffled chattering]
1162
00:58:45,397 --> 00:58:46,523
[John] Somebody did.
1163
00:58:46,815 --> 00:58:48,150
Nobody tampered with the food.
1164
00:58:48,692 --> 00:58:49,526
[Sue] What?
1165
00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:53,488
-Fine, I did it.
-Oh!
1166
00:58:53,572 --> 00:58:55,782
Okay, but I didn't mean no harm,
I'm sorry.
1167
00:58:56,324 --> 00:58:57,284
PP, I'm sorry, baby.
1168
00:58:59,619 --> 00:59:01,830
But I thought we could all use
a good meal.
1169
00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:04,332
Back at home that's what we do.
1170
00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:08,086
Families pray together, they eat together,
and they stay together.
1171
00:59:08,420 --> 00:59:12,257
Hell, y'all ate all the food!
You ate yours too, didn't you?
1172
00:59:12,841 --> 00:59:14,843
I ate some.
1173
00:59:15,343 --> 00:59:17,804
Turn to your neighbor and say,
"It was delicious."
1174
00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,556
[all] It was delicious.
1175
00:59:19,639 --> 00:59:21,641
Whoo! Finger lickin' good!
1176
00:59:21,725 --> 00:59:23,060
I'm... I'm sorry.
1177
00:59:23,143 --> 00:59:24,853
[speaking Korean]
1178
00:59:24,936 --> 00:59:26,354
[replies in Korean]
1179
00:59:31,526 --> 00:59:33,862
[speaking Korean]
1180
00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:39,284
All right, you... You know what?
I got enough of this.
1181
00:59:39,367 --> 00:59:41,578
Yeah, all you hooligans out!
1182
00:59:41,661 --> 00:59:43,538
-[Nip] Who's a hooligan?
-Now, wait a goddamn minute.
1183
00:59:43,622 --> 00:59:44,956
We are not hooligans.
1184
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:46,500
Daddy, it's okay, it's okay.
1185
00:59:47,334 --> 00:59:49,836
Don't ever disrespect my wife
in front of me.
1186
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:51,922
You done did it now!
1187
00:59:52,005 --> 00:59:52,881
[Travis] Hey, hey, hey!
1188
00:59:52,964 --> 00:59:56,676
[all clamor]
1189
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,936
That is enough, John Clancy.
1190
01:00:06,019 --> 01:00:07,854
You stop that right now!
1191
01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:15,278
All of you, get out of my house right now,
before I call the police.
1192
01:00:15,403 --> 01:00:16,404
-Daddy!
-Out!
1193
01:00:16,488 --> 01:00:18,740
-Come on, let's go.
-Out, out.
1194
01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:21,326
Hell, I done wasted another outfit.
1195
01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:24,830
-Come on, Courtney, let's go.
-Courtney is not goin' anywhere.
1196
01:00:24,913 --> 01:00:28,416
She is a Clancy, and she always will be.
1197
01:00:31,711 --> 01:00:33,046
It's okay, son.
1198
01:00:36,591 --> 01:00:39,469
Let me tell you somethin',
I'm happy to leave,
1199
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,639
get back to the hood
where people are civilized.
1200
01:00:42,722 --> 01:00:46,852
Well, that's a good thing, because I would
never allow my daughter to date trash.
1201
01:00:46,935 --> 01:00:48,145
No problem.
1202
01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:49,855
[Sue] Oh, no!
1203
01:00:50,105 --> 01:00:51,523
[loudly] Oh, no!
1204
01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:56,027
Yeah, you had that comin'.
You son of a bitch.
1205
01:00:57,195 --> 01:01:02,033
[sirens wailing]
1206
01:01:11,793 --> 01:01:13,712
[phone ringing]
1207
01:01:17,841 --> 01:01:19,885
-Yo.
-[Travis] Joey! Joey!
1208
01:01:19,968 --> 01:01:21,595
-Travis!
-Yeah, man.
1209
01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:25,557
I'm in jail. I need you to do somethin'.
I need you to bail me out.
1210
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,100
What are you doin' in a jail cell?
1211
01:01:27,184 --> 01:01:30,145
[stutters] I don't know, this has
just been the worst weekend ever.
1212
01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:33,690
Can you explain to me how I lost
my girlfriend and my job
1213
01:01:33,773 --> 01:01:36,902
all in the same day, because for the life
of me, I can't figure it out.
1214
01:01:36,985 --> 01:01:37,903
You what?
1215
01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:41,323
Look, man, I don't know what's goin' on,
but, look, hang tight.
1216
01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:43,909
Imma make some calls, and Imma get you
out of there, all right?
1217
01:01:43,992 --> 01:01:45,702
Okay, all right, all right. Hurry up.
1218
01:01:55,128 --> 01:01:56,546
[door unbolts]
1219
01:01:59,424 --> 01:02:01,927
I used to... I used to be an actor.
1220
01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:07,724
Yeah, why did you quit?
1221
01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:10,894
I just didn't...
I just didn't love it enough.
1222
01:02:11,978 --> 01:02:13,021
You know...
1223
01:02:14,105 --> 01:02:17,442
We only quit on the stuff
that we don't love.
1224
01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:21,446
But what we do love... You gotta hold on.
1225
01:02:21,655 --> 01:02:25,200
You got... Never let go.
1226
01:02:26,785 --> 01:02:28,078
You have to let it go.
1227
01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:30,247
Talkin' about... Trying to let this...
Tryin' to get...
1228
01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:31,581
Man, you got a dollar?
1229
01:02:33,959 --> 01:02:35,794
That's why you gotta stay in school.
1230
01:02:37,879 --> 01:02:40,257
Mind is a terrible thing to waste,
isn't it?
1231
01:02:40,548 --> 01:02:42,759
You're a mess, D.
1232
01:02:42,842 --> 01:02:44,052
Amen, brother!
1233
01:02:44,135 --> 01:02:46,346
Holla. No, no.
1234
01:02:46,429 --> 01:02:48,765
You know, Papa,
you didn't have to hit him.
1235
01:02:49,891 --> 01:02:54,312
Yeah, well, I wasn't gonna let him
keep disrespecting you, son.
1236
01:02:55,730 --> 01:02:58,566
But the reason we in here
is 'cause you cussed at the police.
1237
01:02:59,442 --> 01:03:02,112
Well, I wasn't gonna let 'em
keep disrespecting my daddy.
1238
01:03:04,239 --> 01:03:07,492
Son, I got a lot on my mind
I wanna talk to you about, man.
1239
01:03:09,244 --> 01:03:10,620
I gotta be honest with you.
1240
01:03:11,830 --> 01:03:14,124
You know, son, you really hurt
my feelings, man.
1241
01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:19,421
What made you go off and change your name?
1242
01:03:20,588 --> 01:03:21,506
I knew it, papa.
1243
01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:23,883
This never had nothing to do
with the Clancys.
1244
01:03:24,175 --> 01:03:26,303
Papa, you and me ain't been
the same since...
1245
01:03:27,554 --> 01:03:29,472
Since I didn't wanna run
the family business.
1246
01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:31,391
You better run that business,
you better...
1247
01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:33,435
Help the family.
1248
01:03:33,518 --> 01:03:35,437
Hey, hey, hey...
1249
01:03:38,857 --> 01:03:41,318
My daddy's granddaddy passed it down
to him.
1250
01:03:41,985 --> 01:03:43,695
My daddy passed it down to me.
1251
01:03:45,405 --> 01:03:48,283
And I'm just disappointed, son,
that's what I wanted for you.
1252
01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:51,036
And if it was good enough for them,
good enough for me,
1253
01:03:51,202 --> 01:03:52,829
why wasn't it good enough for you?
1254
01:03:53,455 --> 01:03:56,833
See, that's the thing. It's not that
it wasn't good enough for me, Papa.
1255
01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:58,501
I just wanted something else.
1256
01:03:59,586 --> 01:04:01,463
And if I remember correctly,
1257
01:04:02,047 --> 01:04:04,007
you didn't want to run
the family business either.
1258
01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:06,343
Yeah, you was trying to be
the next B. B. King
1259
01:04:06,426 --> 01:04:08,053
on the saxophone.
1260
01:04:08,136 --> 01:04:09,471
Lucille!
1261
01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:13,433
-Man, please.
-[humming]
1262
01:04:15,727 --> 01:04:17,604
I was pretty good on the saxophone.
1263
01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:18,897
You were quite good with that.
1264
01:04:19,481 --> 01:04:24,235
But the point is... I gave all that up
to run the family business.
1265
01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:26,863
Dad, just because you gave up
your dreams...
1266
01:04:27,947 --> 01:04:29,866
doesn't mean I have to be the same thing.
1267
01:04:32,118 --> 01:04:35,705
[somber music playing]
1268
01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:47,384
[phone beeps]
1269
01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:08,154
[somber music continues]
1270
01:05:25,630 --> 01:05:30,009
Look, I don't care where you get it from.
Just get it here now!
1271
01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:55,326
As it stands, we have nothing to feed
1272
01:05:55,410 --> 01:05:57,996
the Governor and his wife
except leftovers.
1273
01:06:00,290 --> 01:06:01,624
You knew?
1274
01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:05,170
-What?
-You knew that it wasn't about the job.
1275
01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:07,797
You knew, and you still let him
get arrested.
1276
01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:11,259
You let me let him walk out this house
in handcuffs!
1277
01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:15,138
[stutters] What do we really know
about Travis and his family anyway?
1278
01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:16,764
I know that he loves me.
1279
01:06:16,848 --> 01:06:18,266
-So?
-Dad!
1280
01:06:18,349 --> 01:06:21,769
All right, yes, I offered him a job,
but he turned it down.
1281
01:06:21,853 --> 01:06:26,483
So you knew that he wanted to spend
the rest of his life with me,
1282
01:06:26,566 --> 01:06:29,652
and you let him and his father
get arrested anyway?
1283
01:06:29,736 --> 01:06:31,237
I didn't press charges.
1284
01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:32,822
The man assaulted me.
1285
01:06:34,949 --> 01:06:39,037
Listen, sweetheart,
they are not Clancy material.
1286
01:06:39,579 --> 01:06:40,872
Now, they ruined our weekend,
1287
01:06:40,955 --> 01:06:43,583
and possibly,
my chances with the Governor.
1288
01:06:44,542 --> 01:06:46,085
What am I even still doing here?
1289
01:06:46,336 --> 01:06:47,504
I'm gonna go get them out of jail.
1290
01:06:47,587 --> 01:06:49,547
-See here, young lady...
-No, you see here,
1291
01:06:49,631 --> 01:06:52,008
I don't care what Travis' real name is.
1292
01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:54,052
I don't care about his peanut allergies,
1293
01:06:54,135 --> 01:06:55,762
and I don't care if you don't like
his family.
1294
01:06:56,221 --> 01:06:58,097
That's the man that I love,
1295
01:06:58,181 --> 01:07:01,601
and hopefully, I'm gonna marry one day,
if I didn't screw that up already.
1296
01:07:01,684 --> 01:07:04,521
Look, sweetheart, I just want
1297
01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:06,272
-what's best for you...
-No, you only want
1298
01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:07,982
what's best for yourself.
1299
01:07:08,066 --> 01:07:10,443
You're gonna make
a fine politician one day.
1300
01:07:10,818 --> 01:07:13,196
You're only good at stepping on others
for what you want.
1301
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:26,834
Mom, I just...
1302
01:07:34,175 --> 01:07:36,844
What if I lost him forever, Mom?
1303
01:07:37,387 --> 01:07:38,346
[softly] No...
1304
01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:43,351
I should have been there for him.
1305
01:07:43,434 --> 01:07:47,188
Why did I listen to dad, Mom?
Why did I listen?
1306
01:07:53,611 --> 01:07:57,282
[Sue singing in Korean]
1307
01:08:08,543 --> 01:08:12,088
[Korean song playing]
1308
01:08:35,903 --> 01:08:38,239
We'll get him out in one second.
Just wait right here.
1309
01:08:38,531 --> 01:08:41,618
Travis Ayontay and Henry Stankershet.
1310
01:08:41,701 --> 01:08:43,494
[guy in cell laughs]
1311
01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:45,204
Travis...[mutters]
1312
01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:47,832
That's Travis Ayontay...
1313
01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:55,340
Emmanuel Mount Zion
On-The-Rock [clicks tongue] Stankershet.
1314
01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:07,977
Hi, I'd like to set bail
for Travis Ayontay Stankershet.
1315
01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:09,812
-And Henry...
-I'd like to apologize, ma'am,
1316
01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:11,522
but they've already made bail.
1317
01:09:11,606 --> 01:09:12,857
They've already made bail?
1318
01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:14,067
Yes, ma'am.
1319
01:09:14,776 --> 01:09:16,319
Okay, thank you.
1320
01:09:21,991 --> 01:09:25,203
-[dial tone ringing]
-[sighs]
1321
01:09:25,662 --> 01:09:28,748
-Come on, Travis, pick up.
-Hey, you've reached Travis Stanley.
1322
01:09:28,873 --> 01:09:29,999
Leave a message at the beep.
1323
01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:32,251
[beep]
1324
01:09:32,627 --> 01:09:35,463
Hey, it's me again,
1325
01:09:36,422 --> 01:09:38,132
calling you for the millionth time.
1326
01:09:40,259 --> 01:09:43,721
Travis, I'm so sorry
about what happened today.
1327
01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:47,767
I really should have
been there for you. [sighs]
1328
01:09:50,061 --> 01:09:53,356
I don't care
about anything else right now.
1329
01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:56,734
Please, please, please,
just give me a call.
1330
01:09:58,820 --> 01:09:59,987
I love you.
1331
01:10:03,616 --> 01:10:04,909
[John shouting] Courtney.
1332
01:10:05,535 --> 01:10:07,995
[Courtney] Yes, I'm coming,
I'm getting dressed.
1333
01:10:12,583 --> 01:10:13,835
Okay, come on.
1334
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:16,129
You can set the hors d'oeuvre over there.
1335
01:10:16,504 --> 01:10:17,964
Smells delicious!
1336
01:10:18,131 --> 01:10:20,758
And I have all your change of clothes
in the other room.
1337
01:10:20,925 --> 01:10:23,219
Thank you so much, Mrs. Clancy.
This really means a lot.
1338
01:10:23,302 --> 01:10:24,804
Ooh, don't mention it!
1339
01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:27,849
Okay, this better work, PP.
1340
01:10:27,974 --> 01:10:29,809
[all whispering softly]
1341
01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:38,192
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
1342
01:10:38,276 --> 01:10:40,653
Yeah, that's a good one.
That's what I'm tryin'...
1343
01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:42,989
Oh, April, Richard,
1344
01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:45,742
this is my younger daughter, Courtney.
1345
01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:48,578
-Oh, yes, Courtney!
-Good evening, Governor.
1346
01:10:48,661 --> 01:10:50,496
-[John] Honey?
-[Sue] Yes, what?
1347
01:10:51,998 --> 01:10:54,208
-Well...
-Well, what?
1348
01:10:55,835 --> 01:10:57,211
-Oh, the food!
-[John] Yes!
1349
01:10:57,295 --> 01:10:59,213
[Sue] Oh, the food... They're here.
1350
01:10:59,964 --> 01:11:02,675
It... It's here. There...
1351
01:11:02,967 --> 01:11:08,556
There, over there, the food is... Oh, boy!
Almost ready.
1352
01:11:08,931 --> 01:11:10,099
Any moment now.
1353
01:11:10,183 --> 01:11:11,684
Oh, good!
1354
01:11:11,893 --> 01:11:13,060
[Governor] It smells amazing.
1355
01:11:13,144 --> 01:11:14,145
-Yes, yes.
-[Sue] Thank you.
1356
01:11:14,228 --> 01:11:16,189
-Slightly familiar.
-[John] Yes...
1357
01:11:16,814 --> 01:11:19,484
Richard, I feel that with your backing
1358
01:11:19,567 --> 01:11:22,195
-and your constituent support...
-Oh, John, John.
1359
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:25,656
Please, if there's one thing
you're gonna learn about politics,
1360
01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:28,159
it's not to discuss them
on an empty stomach.
1361
01:11:28,242 --> 01:11:30,912
Sit down. Stay, shh...
1362
01:11:32,330 --> 01:11:35,875
-Just a bunch of stress.
-[John] Yes indeed. Absolutely.
1363
01:11:37,168 --> 01:11:38,920
-It does smell delicious...
-[John] Yes.
1364
01:11:39,003 --> 01:11:41,506
I would like to propose a toast.
[rings glass with spoon]
1365
01:11:42,173 --> 01:11:46,969
Glasses. Here is to dear friends,
and the love of family.
1366
01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:48,679
What more could a man ask?
1367
01:11:48,763 --> 01:11:49,764
Hear, hear.
1368
01:11:50,890 --> 01:11:51,766
Cheers.
1369
01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:55,353
Mmm
1370
01:11:56,020 --> 01:11:56,938
Ha-ha!
1371
01:11:57,021 --> 01:11:58,898
-[John] God! Here we go.
-[Governor] Now, let's eat.
1372
01:11:58,981 --> 01:12:00,024
[John] All right.
1373
01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:08,074
-That's not salmon!
-No, something even better.
1374
01:12:09,867 --> 01:12:10,743
[angrily] You!
1375
01:12:11,285 --> 01:12:14,705
This smell, I know this smell.
1376
01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:16,207
What are you doing here?
1377
01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:18,376
-What's going on here?
-Nothing that won't be
1378
01:12:18,459 --> 01:12:20,419
rectified real quickly. Yeah.
1379
01:12:21,587 --> 01:12:24,257
Sue, call the police.
1380
01:12:24,382 --> 01:12:25,550
Daddy, stop!
1381
01:12:28,135 --> 01:12:29,595
-You better get over here.
-[dish clatters]
1382
01:12:29,679 --> 01:12:30,888
This is breaking and entering.
1383
01:12:30,972 --> 01:12:32,598
-Daddy!
-I'll can call the police on you.
1384
01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:34,225
Do you know what I'm saying?
1385
01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:35,226
-[Dingo] Let me tell you something.
-[John] What?
1386
01:12:35,309 --> 01:12:36,394
It's not what you think it is.
1387
01:12:36,477 --> 01:12:37,603
What the hell is it then?
1388
01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:39,272
Are you completely
1389
01:12:39,438 --> 01:12:43,025
trying to ruin me, you, you,
you ghetto fossil?
1390
01:12:43,109 --> 01:12:44,527
-A what?
-You heard me.
1391
01:12:44,610 --> 01:12:45,736
Just like home.
1392
01:12:45,820 --> 01:12:47,363
-It's delicious.
-Absolutely.
1393
01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:50,408
-You know I have every legal right...
-[banging]
1394
01:12:50,533 --> 01:12:54,871
[angrily] John Clancy,
you look ridiculous.
1395
01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:58,791
-I... I just...
-No, you stop that right now.
1396
01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:02,086
Why you have to always think
only about yourself?
1397
01:13:03,337 --> 01:13:05,882
I ask you fix this, you no fix this.
1398
01:13:06,757 --> 01:13:08,676
We all trying to get you stopping.
1399
01:13:11,429 --> 01:13:15,349
Don't you remember...
you and I first meeting?
1400
01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:18,936
We so in love.
1401
01:13:23,482 --> 01:13:25,401
Our parent, they no support us.
1402
01:13:26,319 --> 01:13:27,904
That was very painful.
1403
01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:31,699
Only thing important is your daughter.
1404
01:13:33,576 --> 01:13:35,620
Look at your daughter, she is so happy.
1405
01:13:38,122 --> 01:13:40,207
You see how she look at this fool,
1406
01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:42,418
and he look at her same way?
1407
01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:45,212
John, they both happy.
1408
01:13:46,839 --> 01:13:48,841
Remember, we used to be happy.
1409
01:14:03,564 --> 01:14:04,857
Mr. Clancy,
1410
01:14:07,652 --> 01:14:09,153
this is probably all my fault.
1411
01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:14,992
But I've been trying to get this out
this entire weekend.
1412
01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:17,745
I really love your daughter,
1413
01:14:17,870 --> 01:14:21,123
and I'm willing to do anything
to make her happy
1414
01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:24,085
for the rest of our lives.
1415
01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:25,544
Just like my parents,
1416
01:14:28,005 --> 01:14:30,758
and just like you and Mrs. Clancy.
1417
01:14:33,010 --> 01:14:34,637
Guess what I'm trying to ask you is...
1418
01:14:36,889 --> 01:14:39,225
Can I he your daughter's hand
in marriage, sir?
1419
01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:09,672
Courtney Clancy, would you make me
the happiest man alive?
1420
01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:14,719
Will you be my wife?
1421
01:15:22,226 --> 01:15:23,102
[whispers]
1422
01:15:25,855 --> 01:15:28,065
Yes, yes.
1423
01:15:29,775 --> 01:15:30,818
Congratulations.
1424
01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:34,780
Oh, everybody clapping!
1425
01:15:34,905 --> 01:15:37,616
[everyone applauding]
1426
01:15:38,909 --> 01:15:40,578
That's my PP!
1427
01:15:40,745 --> 01:15:41,954
Congratulations, son.
1428
01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:50,171
[everyone cheering]
1429
01:15:51,881 --> 01:15:53,299
[Dingo] Get your ass in here.
1430
01:15:54,008 --> 01:15:57,970
[everyone chattering excitedly]
1431
01:16:00,681 --> 01:16:01,849
Welcome to the family.
1432
01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:07,104
-[Governor] This was amazing, John.
-[John] Yes.
1433
01:16:07,188 --> 01:16:08,647
But I still don't know how you knew.
1434
01:16:08,773 --> 01:16:09,857
How he knew what?
1435
01:16:09,940 --> 01:16:13,069
Very few people know that my mother
was born and raised in Louisiana.
1436
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,739
Louisiana! Surprise!
1437
01:16:16,947 --> 01:16:19,116
Every summer, we used to go there,
visit her family.
1438
01:16:19,825 --> 01:16:22,661
And before we left the state,
she'd take me out for barbeque.
1439
01:16:22,745 --> 01:16:23,871
Yes, yes!
1440
01:16:23,954 --> 01:16:25,081
To a little, old rib shack.
1441
01:16:25,164 --> 01:16:28,084
That old shack that was...
You had no idea. I do.
1442
01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:31,587
And then I show up here
and it's on your dinner table.
1443
01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:34,298
Aww, that is amazing story.
1444
01:16:34,423 --> 01:16:37,093
I hear they used to serve their ribs
on the underground railroad as well.
1445
01:16:37,176 --> 01:16:41,722
Yes, yeah, yeah, I think, Harriet Tubman
had the number three...
1446
01:16:42,348 --> 01:16:43,599
John Clancy...
1447
01:16:46,185 --> 01:16:47,895
any man with that attention to detail
1448
01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:50,815
deserved my endorsement for senator.
1449
01:16:51,482 --> 01:16:52,858
[grunts excitedly]
1450
01:16:52,983 --> 01:16:56,946
Well, thank you, thank you, Richard,
you won't be disappointed.
1451
01:16:57,029 --> 01:16:58,531
You keep those ribs comin',
1452
01:16:58,781 --> 01:17:01,534
-then I don't suppose I will.
-Oh, absolutely, absolutely!
1453
01:17:02,201 --> 01:17:04,036
Well, thank you, guys, so much for coming.
1454
01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:09,208
Oh, and hey, if they're interested
in franchising,
1455
01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:10,835
I think we can all do some business.
1456
01:17:10,918 --> 01:17:13,295
Absolutely, I can make a little money
on the side.
1457
01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:15,965
You two have a wonderful evening.
1458
01:17:16,048 --> 01:17:17,675
-Right.
-And please congratulate
1459
01:17:17,758 --> 01:17:18,676
your daughter again for me.
1460
01:17:18,801 --> 01:17:21,220
[John] Oh, yes, yes, yes! Absolutely.
1461
01:17:22,513 --> 01:17:24,265
Nice to see you. Thank you.
1462
01:17:24,348 --> 01:17:25,474
[speaking Korean]
1463
01:17:26,267 --> 01:17:27,560
Thank you for coming.
1464
01:17:31,355 --> 01:17:32,356
Yes!
1465
01:17:35,484 --> 01:17:39,113
-[Dingo] You gotta go ahead...
-Oh, no. All right!
1466
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:41,782
Okay, but don't pay us no never-mind.
1467
01:17:42,032 --> 01:17:45,202
Not a problem, Niphateria,
what can I do for you?
1468
01:17:45,286 --> 01:17:48,038
I think the question
is what I can do for you.
1469
01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:52,877
I made a little Stanky-leg Stankershet
shot for you, Mr. John.
1470
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:54,545
Just want you to go on
and give it a little swirl.
1471
01:17:54,628 --> 01:17:57,756
-Get your life, baby.
-It's gonna change your life.
1472
01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:59,008
Don't mind if it does.
1473
01:17:59,091 --> 01:18:00,593
You know what you need to do.
1474
01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:02,219
Get your life.
1475
01:18:04,513 --> 01:18:07,808
In five, four, three, two...
1476
01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:09,268
[Dingo and John] Oh, shit!
1477
01:18:09,435 --> 01:18:10,561
Watch your step.
1478
01:18:10,728 --> 01:18:13,522
-Show me what you're working with.
-Show me what you're working with.
1479
01:18:14,231 --> 01:18:15,983
Ooh, baby.
1480
01:18:16,066 --> 01:18:18,319
-[Dingo] You know what I'm saying?
-[John] Let me holler at you
1481
01:18:18,402 --> 01:18:20,446
for a second in the room there.
1482
01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:22,114
Oh, John!
1483
01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:23,866
Have fun, John.
1484
01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:27,286
Pop that thing, pop that thing, pop it!
1485
01:18:27,661 --> 01:18:30,748
-[John] Come on!
-You know my... My safe word is kimchi.
1486
01:18:30,831 --> 01:18:34,293
[both shouting and screaming
in excitement]
1487
01:18:35,294 --> 01:18:38,088
Pop that thing, John. Pop that thing, boy.
1488
01:18:39,340 --> 01:18:40,382
You welcome.
1489
01:18:40,925 --> 01:18:42,301
No, no, no, no!
1490
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:45,554
-[romantic song starts playing]
-Oh, my God! Baby, you hear that? Listen.
1491
01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:47,348
Oh, my God!
1492
01:18:49,099 --> 01:18:52,937
Oh, that's our song, baby.
Now, you get this going.
1493
01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:55,522
-Oh, baby.
-I love that song.
1494
01:18:55,606 --> 01:18:58,108
-We met on that song.
-No, we did it on that song,
1495
01:18:58,192 --> 01:18:59,443
What you talking about?
1496
01:19:06,325 --> 01:19:08,244
Thank you, Mr. Stankershet.
1497
01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:09,703
For what, baby?
1498
01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:12,456
Being the man that I always loved.
1499
01:19:12,915 --> 01:19:14,375
I love makin' you happy.
1500
01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:17,920
And you know exactly how to make me happy.
1501
01:19:18,003 --> 01:19:19,129
I love you, baby.
1502
01:19:19,463 --> 01:19:20,547
I love you.
1503
01:19:31,934 --> 01:19:32,893
Got some movement.
1504
01:19:32,977 --> 01:19:34,812
-What's that?
-That's the mandingo.
1505
01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:38,190
Houston, we ain't got no problems.
1506
01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:41,986
Ooh, Lord, told you
not to give me that cocktail.
1507
01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:45,114
Damn, that worked fast this time.
1508
01:19:45,698 --> 01:19:47,908
Hey, when that thing wake up,
it gotta go to work.
1509
01:19:47,992 --> 01:19:51,704
[both starts singing]
1510
01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:57,626
Hey, man, we forgot you was there.
1511
01:19:59,044 --> 01:20:01,088
I wanted to say that...
1512
01:20:02,006 --> 01:20:03,590
I'm really happy you guys came.
1513
01:20:03,966 --> 01:20:07,511
I mean, I couldn't have done all this
without you guys.
1514
01:20:08,137 --> 01:20:10,931
-I love you, Mamma.
-I love you, PP.
1515
01:20:12,975 --> 01:20:15,811
-And I love you, Pop.
-Thank you, son, love you too.
1516
01:20:17,688 --> 01:20:21,025
And you, girl, if you ain't my damn twin!
1517
01:20:21,108 --> 01:20:23,193
I swear we are identical! Come here, girl.
1518
01:20:23,944 --> 01:20:25,696
I love you, baby. [squeals]
1519
01:20:25,779 --> 01:20:27,072
Welcome to the family.
1520
01:20:27,448 --> 01:20:29,533
-Thank you, Mr. Stankershet.
-Always a pleasure.
1521
01:20:29,616 --> 01:20:31,201
Such a nice, young lady.
1522
01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:32,411
Listen...
1523
01:20:32,870 --> 01:20:37,416
Me and your mamma, we got Bible study
on Wednesday, we gonna go upstairs.
1524
01:20:37,499 --> 01:20:38,834
Praise His light.
1525
01:20:39,293 --> 01:20:41,211
Got some scriptures to study.
1526
01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:42,838
[indistinct chatter and laughter]
1527
01:20:42,921 --> 01:20:43,839
Let's go, baby.
1528
01:20:43,922 --> 01:20:45,632
-Start taking your top off.
-Okay, all right.
1529
01:20:45,716 --> 01:20:47,301
[Dingo] Start taking your top off now.
1530
01:20:47,384 --> 01:20:48,385
Oh, Lord Jesus!
1531
01:20:49,178 --> 01:20:50,304
We gonna see y'all.
1532
01:20:50,387 --> 01:20:51,305
-Come on.
-[Nip] First man to the bed.
1533
01:20:51,388 --> 01:20:52,389
Oh, I got that thing!
1534
01:20:52,473 --> 01:20:55,601
[Dingo catcalls] Come on, baby.
1535
01:20:56,602 --> 01:20:58,854
It's not Wednesday.
1536
01:20:58,937 --> 01:21:00,189
[both laugh]
1537
01:21:00,773 --> 01:21:03,609
Oh, babe, I love your parents.
1538
01:21:03,734 --> 01:21:05,319
I think they love you too.
1539
01:21:06,362 --> 01:21:09,907
-Mr. Stankershet.
-Oh, Mrs. Stankershet.
1540
01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:14,703
That's Courtney Marie Mount Zion-
On-The-Rock [clicks tongue] Stankershet.
1541
01:21:15,954 --> 01:21:18,499
-I love you.
-I love you more.
1542
01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:21,043
[Travis] Have you ever been in the middle
of everything in your life
1543
01:21:21,126 --> 01:21:23,045
completely falling into place?
1544
01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:27,341
And you stop and ask yourself,
where did it all go right?
1545
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:40,729
The jury punishing me now.
1546
01:21:40,813 --> 01:21:42,439
-[Sue] Oh, officer.
-[John] Yeah.
1547
01:21:42,523 --> 01:21:44,274
-[Sue] I so bad.
-[John] You so bad!
1548
01:21:44,358 --> 01:21:45,609
-[Sue] I criminal.
-[John] Yes.
1549
01:21:45,692 --> 01:21:47,820
-Finally!
-All right!
1550
01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:51,949
Oh, yes!
1551
01:21:52,032 --> 01:21:54,576
Oh, no, that one exit-only hole!
1552
01:21:54,827 --> 01:21:57,329
Kimchi! Kimchi!
1553
01:21:57,413 --> 01:22:00,207
-Yes, tap that ass.
-I'm tapping that ass.
1554
01:22:00,290 --> 01:22:03,877
Thank you, Jesus. I go back to church now.
1555
01:22:04,294 --> 01:22:06,171
[soft music playing]
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