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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,393 --> 00:00:06,006 [music playing] 2 00:01:32,831 --> 00:01:34,442 The first time we really get the goods on him, 3 00:01:34,529 --> 00:01:36,705 they let him out on bail. Now take it easy. 4 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:38,533 Once we put Buzzy Bellew on the stand, 5 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,274 it will be curtains for Mr. Ken Grant Jackson. 6 00:01:40,361 --> 00:01:41,840 Agh. And another thing--I'm worried about Bellew 7 00:01:41,927 --> 00:01:43,320 doing his act at the Pelican Club 8 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:45,061 with Jackson running around loose. 9 00:01:45,148 --> 00:01:47,019 Well, I've tried to get that crazy comic 10 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,021 to accept police protection, but you know how it is. 11 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,415 You can't get him to worry about anything, including his life. 12 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:55,115 [music playing] 13 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:10,739 Hey now. I hear this place is a clip joint. 14 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:12,001 What do you mean clip joint? 15 00:02:12,088 --> 00:02:14,090 -Hello. -Mr. Bellew. 16 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:15,091 Say, they've been holding up the show half an hour 17 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:16,179 waiting for you. 18 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:18,355 Very wise move. 19 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:19,748 What does the clock say, Max? 20 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:21,402 -Tick-tock. -Tick-tock. 21 00:02:21,489 --> 00:02:23,578 You're dynamite, Max. You're dynamite. 22 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:25,319 We rehearsed that for two hours. 23 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:26,624 It's great. Mr. Bellew, you better hurry. 24 00:02:26,711 --> 00:02:27,973 Monte Rossen's throwing a fit. 25 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:29,540 Well, now take it easy, lad. 26 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:30,672 A fellow has to pay his cab fare. 27 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:31,673 What do I owe you, Max? 28 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,327 $0.60, Buzzy. 29 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:34,545 I'll toss you for it, double or nothing. 30 00:02:34,632 --> 00:02:35,546 Give me a coin. 31 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:36,678 Come on, Max. 32 00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:38,332 Come on. 'Atta boy. 33 00:02:38,419 --> 00:02:39,376 What do you cry? 34 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:40,812 Tails. 35 00:02:40,899 --> 00:02:42,118 Too bad, Max. You lose. 36 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:43,337 [giggles] 37 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:44,338 Hey, Buzzy, my quarter. 38 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:45,426 My quarter. 39 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:47,254 This guy's money mad. 40 00:02:47,341 --> 00:02:51,171 Here you are, Max. 41 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:53,390 Five bucks. 42 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:56,828 What a sweetheart. 43 00:02:56,915 --> 00:03:00,136 -I hear Buzzy Bellew's the greatest thing in show business. -Boo. 44 00:03:00,223 --> 00:03:02,791 -Well, where have you been? -What's the matter, Monte? Am I too early? 45 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:06,447 Pierre, [speaking French] 46 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:11,713 Save the comedy until you get on. 47 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:12,888 I've been holding the show for an hour and a half. 48 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:14,672 What are you giving me? 49 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:16,370 The guys are just doing the opening number. 50 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:17,980 Yeah. And that's the third time they've done it. 51 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,938 I've had them following themselves all night. 52 00:03:20,025 --> 00:03:21,070 You know, Monte, if you've got a better grade of gas, 53 00:03:21,157 --> 00:03:22,332 maybe the men would follow me. 54 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,204 Thanks, Tom. 55 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,770 I don't know what kind of a place you think I'm running, 56 00:03:25,857 --> 00:03:26,858 but when people come in and pay their money, 57 00:03:26,945 --> 00:03:28,512 they expect to see a show. 58 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:29,644 You're not the only comic in New York, you know. 59 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:31,254 And one of these days, you're-- 60 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:32,603 You know, Monte, with this wonderful celery, 61 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:34,997 I can't hear a word you're saying. 62 00:03:35,084 --> 00:03:37,652 I don't know how Midge stands you for a minute. 63 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:42,352 Hey. 64 00:03:42,439 --> 00:03:43,266 Are you a new girl? 65 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:44,311 Why, yes. 66 00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:45,747 Oh, no. 67 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:51,143 [knocking] 68 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,536 Just a minute. 69 00:03:57,715 --> 00:04:00,283 [knocking] Come in. 70 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:02,807 Oh, pardon me for busting into your room, mum. 71 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:04,461 Oh, it's you. 72 00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:06,289 Indeed it is that, me pretty Collie. 73 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:07,986 None other than meself, Detective 74 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:10,162 Sergeant Patrick Fitzpatrick Mavornan 75 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,253 O'Shaughnessy, an Irishman. 76 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:15,167 What's the trouble, officer? 77 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,691 Is it Buzzy Bellew again? 78 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:19,346 Oh, indeed it is, mum. 79 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:21,261 Indeed it is. 80 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:24,351 We caught him red-handed robbing a jewelry store. 81 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:27,963 Look at it. It was this very expensive engagement ring he was after. 82 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:29,312 Oh, shucks. 83 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:30,922 Oh, sure and be calm, ma'am. 84 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:32,228 There's no telling what a man will 85 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:34,099 do for the love of a woman. 86 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:36,101 There he is, ma'am, rotting in his own cell 87 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:38,452 and all he wants to know is, do you love him enough to wait 88 00:04:38,539 --> 00:04:40,105 20 years for him? 89 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:42,151 Why not. I've waited 20 years already. 90 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:43,979 What's 20 years more? 91 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:45,981 He stood me up in every church in every tank 92 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:47,287 town in the country. 93 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:48,940 Oh, did he do that now? 94 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:50,942 Well, I'm going to release him and he'll 95 00:04:51,029 --> 00:04:53,597 marry you this Tuesday if I have to see to it meself. 96 00:04:53,684 --> 00:04:56,513 It is a fine brath of a girl you are. 97 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,733 Oh, that you are, mum. 98 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:02,171 Oh, will you have a cigar, ma'am? 99 00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:03,477 Thank you, officer. 100 00:05:03,564 --> 00:05:05,130 I'll smoke it after dinner. 101 00:05:05,217 --> 00:05:07,611 Oh, in that case, I'll save it for you. 102 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:10,092 Well, come here and give your poor old father a kiss. 103 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:11,746 Oh, Buzzy, you idiot. 104 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,530 I'm certainly glad you're not twins. 105 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:14,792 Oh, you are, huh? 106 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:16,794 As a matter of fact, I am. 107 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:18,056 You know I've got a twin brother I haven't seen in years. 108 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,188 Is that right? 109 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:20,494 On the level. 110 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:21,930 Maybe I ought to marry him. 111 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:23,279 Nah. 112 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:24,889 You wouldn't like him, honey. 113 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:26,761 He's a bookworm. 114 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:29,329 You're much better off with me. 115 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:31,069 I'm just a worm. 116 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:32,854 And I better crawl out of my costume 117 00:05:32,941 --> 00:05:34,812 because Monte will come out and step on me. 118 00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:38,250 Oh, God. 119 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,817 What a guy. 120 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:44,518 Hello, Monte. 121 00:05:44,605 --> 00:05:46,998 Hello, Ten Grand. I thought you were-- 122 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:48,957 I was, but a pal of mine got a bucket and bailed me out. 123 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:51,176 -Oh. -Did I get sprung in time for the show? 124 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:52,700 Sure. You can still catch Buzzy's act. 125 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:54,528 Good. 126 00:05:54,615 --> 00:05:57,095 I hear he's been singing out of tune lately. 127 00:05:57,182 --> 00:05:58,575 Show Mr. Jackson to his regular table. 128 00:05:58,662 --> 00:05:59,881 Right this way, Mr. Jackson. 129 00:05:59,968 --> 00:06:03,058 [music playing] 130 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:38,049 Roar. 131 00:06:38,136 --> 00:06:41,401 Raw-ree-ro! 132 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:42,706 Ruff! 133 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:48,103 [crazy laugh] 134 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:49,974 [shrieks] 135 00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:07,862 [music -"Bali Boogie"] 136 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:11,300 ♪ Somewhere off the coast of Java ♪ 137 00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:14,651 ♪ Fell a little piece of lava that grew up ♪ 138 00:07:14,738 --> 00:07:18,350 ♪ to be the island known as Bali ♪ 139 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:23,225 ♪ Bali la la la huzzah la hali lahi la ♪ 140 00:07:23,312 --> 00:07:27,447 ♪ Every native girl looks sorta like the farmer's daughter ought to ♪ 141 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:32,234 ♪ And for dancing they are simply off their trolley ♪ 142 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:37,021 ♪ Trolley la trolley la trolley la trolley la ♪ 143 00:07:37,108 --> 00:07:39,720 ♪ But they hadn't seen a new step 144 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:42,592 ♪ Since Methusela did the two step on their isolated island ♪ 145 00:07:42,679 --> 00:07:44,681 ♪ They were way off beat ♪ 146 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:47,423 ♪ From jive they were closeted til the storm ♪ 147 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:49,251 ♪ deposited on their beach a jiving ♪ 148 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:52,123 ♪ Jack from Lower Bason Street ♪ 149 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:54,909 ♪ He went up and got a looking and he ♪ 150 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:57,172 ♪ Said, hey, hey, what's cooking? 151 00:07:57,259 --> 00:08:01,176 ♪ This hear joint is jumping but with melancholy ♪ 152 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:05,354 ♪ Kolly la, kolly la, kolly kolly, kolly la, kollly la ♪ 153 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:07,922 ♪ So he took their native movements, added ♪ 154 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:10,098 ♪ In the groove improvements ♪ 155 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:14,276 ♪ Now they're really on the trolley down in Bali ♪ 156 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:16,844 ♪ They made him king of the whole darn thing ♪ 157 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:21,544 ♪ And gave him for his queen the Balinese equivalent ♪ 158 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:23,677 ♪ Of Olivia de Hivalent ♪ 159 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:33,469 ♪ Batocka boin boin yockbatocka zoot flute ♪ 160 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:36,428 ♪ Batocka boin boing yocktocaka reet beat ♪ 161 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:39,606 ♪ Batocka boin boin yockbatocka stiff riff ♪ 162 00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:42,434 ♪ Ahocka choo choo chattanoogie Bali boogie ♪ 163 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:46,047 ♪ Cooacka soing soing nahoaka slick lick ♪ 164 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:48,919 ♪ Cooaka Soing soing nacoaka hip step ♪ 165 00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:52,096 ♪ Coacka soing soing nacoaka live jive ♪ 166 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:55,186 ♪ Ahocka choo choo chattanoogie Bali boogie ♪ 167 00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:58,625 ♪ Now if you can't dig the chatter with the greatest of ease ♪ 168 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:01,453 ♪ It really doesn't matter. Here's the trans-a-lation please ♪ 169 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,239 ♪ Yockbatocka boin boin ah-oo-ocka ocka soing soing ♪ 170 00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:07,808 ♪ Means shoot the lava to to me, Java, Batocka boing ♪ 171 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:10,332 ♪ Boing yockbatocka zoot flute ♪ 172 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:13,640 ♪ Batocka boing boing yockbatocka reet beat ♪ 173 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:16,643 ♪ Batocka boing boing yockbatocka live jive ♪ 174 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:19,297 ♪ Hocka choo choo, hocka choo choo, hocka choo choo ♪ 175 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:22,736 ♪ hock choo choo chattanoogie Bali boogie ♪ 176 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:33,616 ♪ Yackatacka and a quick reet beat ♪ 177 00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:36,488 ♪ Yackatacka boing boing tacka reet beat ♪ 178 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:50,154 [chiming] 179 00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:03,575 [cymbal clash] [laughter] 180 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:47,663 -Like you're heart's missing a tune. -It is. 181 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:50,144 Honey, you were swell tonight. 182 00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:51,711 Pretty soon that's going to be legal. 183 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,582 -Ain't it? -Uh-huh. 184 00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,323 Now hurry and get dressed. 185 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,978 The man means business this time. Look. 186 00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:00,328 [whistles] That's either love or his horse came in. 187 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:01,851 He hasn't had a winner in a month. 188 00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:02,896 He got one tonight, honey. 189 00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:05,333 Thanks, Monte. 190 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,378 Well, I suppose you're going to say you'll always be a sister to me. 191 00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:08,989 Monte, you know how I-- 192 00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:10,338 Oh, skip it. Buzzy's the right guy. 193 00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:12,035 I'll tell you one thing though. 194 00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,645 If he ever tries to take the act to Reno, 195 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,082 I'll be waiting in the wings for you. 196 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:16,648 I know you will. 197 00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:24,831 [vocalizing] 198 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:28,748 Good dynamite. 199 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,401 I gotta get more dough. 200 00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:46,766 Two dozen lilies, Mr. Bellew. 201 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,115 You've got the wrong room, bud. 202 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,117 I don't need these lilies. 203 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,727 You will in a minute. 204 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:54,077 [gunshots] 205 00:12:58,647 --> 00:12:59,561 Hey, Torso. 206 00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:00,867 Come on. 207 00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:12,112 [harp music] 208 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,092 I'll go off the deep end any minute if that woman doesn't-- 209 00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,877 what's the matter, Mr. Dingle? 210 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,791 Oh. 211 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,402 Do you hear music? 212 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:42,882 -No. -Do you? 213 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,057 Well, I'm not certain. 214 00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,885 I seem to--there. 215 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:48,844 It's gone now and I feel better. 216 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,715 Isn't that curious? 217 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,456 Mr. Dingle, I think you've been working too hard. 218 00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:55,024 -Oh not really, Ms. Shanley. -What's this? 219 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,897 Oh. It's just part of my chapter on the topography 220 00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,899 of the Paleozoic Era. 221 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,902 Buzzy, Buzzy, Buzzy. 222 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,643 Is that what I've been doing? 223 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,776 Buzzy. 224 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:10,126 That name's been coming into my mind since last night. 225 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:11,475 What does it mean? 226 00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,913 Why, I haven't the vaguest idea. 227 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,915 I just--whenever I think of it, I 228 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,568 seem to hear music in my mind. 229 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,353 I have difficulty with my breathing. 230 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,311 And I feel cold and damp. 231 00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:22,922 You better go in and take your temperature. 232 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,706 I think you have the flu. 233 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,490 Please don't worry about me, Ms. Shanley. 234 00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:27,839 I'm all right really. 235 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,716 Young lady, please. 236 00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,674 You--you've had me going through all those books 237 00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,938 on Ancient Rome, and there's nothing, not a word, 238 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,200 about Anaxamoras. 239 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,810 Madam, I'm doing my best. 240 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,768 I've never heard of an Anaxamoras. 241 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:46,641 I don't wish to intrude, but it's Anaxagoras with a g. 242 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,773 -Oh, is it really? -Yes. 243 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,558 He was born in Clazomenae in 500 BC. 244 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,342 Anaxagoras was a disciple of Anaximenes 245 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:53,735 and a friend of Socrates and Pericles. 246 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,911 He died in 420 BC at Lampascus. 247 00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,349 There. 248 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,354 Oh. Good heavens. 249 00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:05,921 He writes with both hands. 250 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,618 -Shhh. -Please. 251 00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:09,316 Don't shush me. 252 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,100 This is a public library. I pay my taxes. 253 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,146 Madam, please come. I'll get you the book. 254 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,974 Uh no, just a minute. 255 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,584 Who is that peculiar person? 256 00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,238 Mr. Dingle is not peculiar, madam. 257 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:19,543 He's very brilliant. 258 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:20,936 He has a photographic mind. 259 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,546 He knows everything. 260 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,287 Why does he write with two hands? 261 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,115 He says it saves time. 262 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,290 What's he do? 263 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,988 For a living, I mean. 264 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,424 He sits there every day from nine to six. 265 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,252 What on earth for? 266 00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,993 He's been writing a book called "The Outline 267 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,951 of Human Knowledge." Come this way, please. 268 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:40,042 No, no. I must speak to that young man. 269 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,131 Young man. I'm Mrs. Leland Hume. 270 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:44,133 How do you do? 271 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,266 I'm giving a literary tea and I wonder if you'd like to come 272 00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:47,789 to my house and entertain. 273 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,443 Entertain? 274 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,401 My dear Mrs. Hume, it isn't possible for me. 275 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:53,055 Perhaps if I weren't so preoccupied. 276 00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:54,317 Oh, that's quite all right. 277 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,319 My guests will be very amused. 278 00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,365 Now--now if I could just have your telephone number. 279 00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,758 I can't come. I couldn't think of it. 280 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,108 I've got ochlophobia, morbid fear 281 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,153 of crowds, especially women. 282 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,590 Worst case ever recorded in the annals of psychiatry. 283 00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:08,810 Oh, yes Yes, I see. 284 00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,246 I understand. 285 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:13,206 -Aca--octophobia. -Yes. 286 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:16,035 Oh, I--I wouldn't want my friends exposed to it. 287 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,341 Oh. Thank you very much. 288 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,648 -Goodbye, Mr. Gungle. -Bingle. 289 00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,041 -Dingle. -Oh. 290 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,129 Oh. Dingle. 291 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:24,391 You said Bingle. 292 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:27,089 -Oh, did I? -Yes. 293 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:28,612 I was so confused I didn't know what I was saying. 294 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,353 I'm sorry I let her bother you. 295 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,312 It was my fault. Oh, not at all, Ms. Shanley. 296 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,314 I thought you handled her superbly. 297 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:35,576 I can't imagine how you ever controlled your temper. 298 00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,143 You should have spit in her eye. 299 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,188 Oh, I don't think I could do that. 300 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,103 Well, I promise you I won't let you be disturbed any more 301 00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:42,887 when you come back again. 302 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:45,107 Do you think you'll be coming back tomorrow? 303 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:48,023 Oh, by all means. I enjoyed it here very much. 304 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,112 I love the smell of leather bindings. 305 00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:52,810 Oh. 306 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,160 Uh, Ms. Shanley? 307 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,683 Yes. 308 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,815 -I was wondering-- -Wondering what? 309 00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:00,992 Well, I hope you won't think I'm too forward, 310 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,082 but I was wondering if you would like to have dinner with me. 311 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,171 -I'd love to. -You would? 312 00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:06,476 Sometime around the first of next month. 313 00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,130 Oh. 314 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,436 You see, it's a financial problem. 315 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,220 It has to do with my allowance. 316 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,352 Well, you could have dinner with me tonight. 317 00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,136 Oh, I couldn't. 318 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,703 I didn't mean I'd take you out to dinner. 319 00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:16,834 I meant that we could eat at my place. 320 00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:17,879 Oh, well I-- 321 00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,533 Well come on. 322 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,230 You'll get something warm inside you. 323 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:22,362 You won't be hearing that music and feeling 324 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:23,537 damp and all that junk. 325 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,147 Well, I don't know if-- 326 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,627 I've got millions of canned things. 327 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,107 You have? I love canned things. 328 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,065 Wonderful. 329 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:33,373 By the way, Mr. Dingle, what is ochlophobia? 330 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,288 Morbid fear of women. 331 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,941 Oh. 332 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,682 Is there any cure for it 333 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:41,294 Oh, yes, decidedly. 334 00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:44,166 Decidedly. 335 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,821 You know, Mr. Dingle, you have the most extraordinary 336 00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,083 mind I've ever heard of. 337 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,650 Oh, I wouldn't say that. 338 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,087 You're very modest, aren't you? 339 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,741 Yes, I guess I am. 340 00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,786 That's odd. 341 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,701 If I had a mind like yours, in fact if I had any mind at all, 342 00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,138 I'd be a brazen hussy. 343 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:00,487 Oh. 344 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,445 Oh. 345 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,534 There. I bet that's the first time you've laughed 346 00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,145 since you read Professor Simmel's inaccuracies 347 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,756 about the Phoenician wars. 348 00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:10,758 Yes, I guess it is at that. 349 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:13,413 You know, I really enjoy being here. 350 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,718 I'm glad. 351 00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:17,591 I like having you. 352 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,810 I better get to work. 353 00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:24,337 You know what you need is to get away from those musty old books 354 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,382 and get yourself a job. 355 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:29,080 With your brain, you should have no trouble at all. 356 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,865 Why do you even know how to cook? 357 00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,301 I don't really. 358 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,789 -Honey. -Yes? 359 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,225 Oh, the honey, please. 360 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,400 Oh. 361 00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:47,142 Oh, the honey please. 362 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,404 Thank you. 363 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,975 Mr. Dingle, how long have you had to wear glasses? 364 00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,716 Oh, I just wear them for reading. 365 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,631 But you're not reading now. 366 00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:01,765 Oh. I was afraid I might lose them 367 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,376 There. 368 00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,073 You ought to be happy now, Mr. Dingle. 369 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,206 You don't look the least bit brilliant. 370 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,599 I'd be happier if you called me Edwin. 371 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:10,600 Edwin. 372 00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,472 Yeah. 373 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,909 Edwin, do you always wear your hair parted in the middle? 374 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,346 Uh, yes. Why? 375 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:18,826 Well, I never saw anybody look good with their hair that way 376 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,044 except Hedy Lamarr. 377 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:21,132 Oh. 378 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,395 Let me try something. 379 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,532 There. 380 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:30,794 Now you keep wearing it that way, you hear? 381 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,535 I'll try. 382 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,102 And perhaps I should come to the library 383 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:35,408 every morning to have you fix it. 384 00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:37,801 [laughing] 385 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,892 It's a fine thing. 386 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:44,373 My brother used to wear his hair parted in the middle 387 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,941 and then when he changed it, it changed his whole life. 388 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:47,942 -Really? -Oh. 389 00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:49,639 Yes. 390 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:52,294 He ran away from home and went on the stage. 391 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:54,688 Well I don't think there's any danger of that happening to you 392 00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:56,342 Oh, I should think so. 393 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:57,865 How many brothers and sisters have you? 394 00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:59,258 Oh, just one brother. 395 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,869 But I haven't seen him in years. 396 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,654 I have a picture of him here in my wallet. 397 00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:06,177 We're monozygotic twins. 398 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,614 Oh, that sounds frightening. 399 00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:08,702 Heaven's sakes, what are those? 400 00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:10,181 Super identical. 401 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,096 That's a rare biological phenomenon. 402 00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:14,229 Well, I hope your brother's as nice as you. 403 00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:17,580 Oh, thank you, Ms. Shanley. 404 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:20,844 Oh, my soufflé. 405 00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:22,063 Let me help. 406 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:24,631 I'll do it, Dingle. 407 00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:25,719 What a shame. 408 00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:26,894 I'm dreadfully sorry. 409 00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:28,112 Oh, well, nevermind. 410 00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:29,200 We'll have something else. 411 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,811 I know--frankfurters. 412 00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:31,942 You like frankfurters? 413 00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:33,248 Yes. 414 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,250 What goes with frankfurters? 415 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:39,515 Well, cranberry sauce, popcorn, smoked oysters, no. 416 00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:40,516 I have it. 417 00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:42,170 Potato salad. 418 00:21:42,257 --> 00:21:43,954 But I haven't a can of potato salad. 419 00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,739 I could run down to a delicatessen and get some. 420 00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,349 All right, if you insist. 421 00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:48,568 There's one just around the corner. 422 00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:49,830 All right. 423 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:52,006 I'll be back in just a minute. 424 00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:54,138 Oh, and if Schmidt tries to pass 425 00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:55,531 off yesterday's potato salad on you, 426 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,751 throw it right in his face. 427 00:21:57,838 --> 00:21:59,274 I'll do more than that. 428 00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:00,884 I'll spit right in his eye. 429 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,720 [metal scraping] 430 00:22:17,727 --> 00:22:20,034 What makes you slice the bologna with a razor? 431 00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:22,341 Because I slice the bologna with a razor. 432 00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:25,953 If you don't like it, take your business somewhere else. 433 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,389 I will tell you, get out. 434 00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:28,434 Get out! 435 00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:29,696 No bologna! 436 00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:35,092 What do you want? 437 00:22:35,179 --> 00:22:36,311 Uh, good evening, Mr. Schmidt. 438 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:38,182 Ms. Shanley sent me and-- 439 00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:39,836 I'd like a pint of-- 440 00:22:39,923 --> 00:22:42,448 [harp music] 441 00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:48,062 --that music--Prospect Park. 442 00:22:48,149 --> 00:22:50,934 What? 443 00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:52,414 That music. 444 00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:54,068 It's very pretty. 445 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:55,809 Music? 446 00:22:55,896 --> 00:23:01,597 There's--[muttering] I ask you what you want. 447 00:23:01,684 --> 00:23:04,383 I'd like a pint of Prospect Park. 448 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:06,820 [Mr. Schmidt] Pint of what? 449 00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:08,430 Prospect Park. 450 00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:14,784 Look, we are all out of Prospect Park. 451 00:23:14,871 --> 00:23:18,745 But maybe you will like a quart of Evan Schmidt, hmm? 452 00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:20,007 No. 453 00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:23,010 No. No. Prospect Park. 454 00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:24,968 I've got to go. 455 00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:25,926 Prospect Park. 456 00:23:26,013 --> 00:23:27,580 Buzzy. 457 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:29,016 I've got to get to the Buzzy park. 458 00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:30,452 Thank you very much. 459 00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:38,852 I pay my taxes. 460 00:23:38,939 --> 00:23:40,419 I don't water the meat. 461 00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:43,030 I keep my hands off the scale. 462 00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:45,641 I vote with the state Democratic Party. 463 00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:49,166 And a man comes in here--wants to buy him some Prospect Park. 464 00:23:49,253 --> 00:23:50,994 How do you like this? 465 00:23:51,081 --> 00:23:53,693 Oh. 466 00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:56,043 Pardon me, is this the bus to potato salad? 467 00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:58,045 Give me that once more slow. 468 00:23:58,132 --> 00:23:59,916 I'd like to go to Prospect Park. 469 00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:01,831 Just goes to show you this job can drive you nuts. 470 00:24:01,918 --> 00:24:03,877 I thought you said you want to go to potato salad. 471 00:24:03,964 --> 00:24:05,008 I do. 472 00:24:05,095 --> 00:24:06,357 Hurry, please. 473 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,881 I must get to the Buzzy park. 474 00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:10,013 Oh, pardon me. 475 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,188 Hello. 476 00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:12,451 Schmidt's Delicatessen? 477 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:13,626 Oh, hello, Mr. Schmidt. 478 00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:15,105 This is Ellen Shanley. 479 00:24:15,192 --> 00:24:16,498 I sent a young man in to you. 480 00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:18,065 Mm-hmm. 481 00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:19,632 He didn't come back? 482 00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:21,590 My congratulations. 483 00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:23,940 You don't--you don't know how--how lucky you are. 484 00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:25,638 Yes. I will tell you what. 485 00:24:25,725 --> 00:24:26,987 Lock the door and don't let him in. 486 00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:32,819 You live in Brooklyn? 487 00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:34,560 No. 488 00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:36,431 Then why are you going to Brooklyn? 489 00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:38,041 Oh, I'm not. 490 00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:39,608 Well, the bus is. 491 00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:41,436 Oh, no. 492 00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,046 The bus is going to Schmidt's delicatessen. 493 00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:44,352 It is? 494 00:24:44,439 --> 00:24:45,832 What for? 495 00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:47,964 Potato salad. 496 00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:49,096 Potato salad! 497 00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:50,750 Just wait a minute. 498 00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:51,925 Driver, I don't want to go to Brooklyn. 499 00:24:52,012 --> 00:24:53,230 You can't make me. 500 00:24:53,317 --> 00:24:54,754 I don't want to go to Brooklyn. 501 00:24:54,841 --> 00:24:56,233 None of us want to, bud, but we 502 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,278 -all got to go sooner or later. -No. 503 00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:59,106 No. No. Stop the bus. 504 00:24:59,193 --> 00:25:00,455 Stop the bus, please. 505 00:25:04,198 --> 00:25:06,505 I lose more passengers that way. 506 00:25:09,812 --> 00:25:12,467 [harp music] 507 00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:25,567 Edwin. 508 00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:27,700 Edwin. 509 00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:39,842 Edwin. 510 00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:19,360 Hey, Edwin. 511 00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:23,320 Come here. 512 00:26:26,236 --> 00:26:28,674 Buster? 513 00:26:28,761 --> 00:26:30,763 Buster, this is wonderful. 514 00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:33,200 Wonderful? Ho, ho, it's murder. 515 00:26:33,287 --> 00:26:36,159 -After 10 years to meet you here of all places, Brooklyn. -Yeah. 516 00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:38,031 Do you remember you once told me you wouldn't 517 00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:40,207 -be found dead in Brooklyn? -Yeah, I remember. 518 00:26:40,294 --> 00:26:42,296 That was the only way they could get me here. 519 00:26:42,383 --> 00:26:45,038 You know, Edwin, you haven't changed a bit. 520 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:47,127 After 10 years, you look just like me, 521 00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:49,216 Well, thank you very much, Buster. 522 00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:51,435 You haven't changed either. You look just like me. 523 00:26:51,522 --> 00:26:52,828 All the time, Edwin. 524 00:26:52,915 --> 00:26:55,222 Sharp as a tack all the time. 525 00:26:55,309 --> 00:26:59,095 What are you doing here? 526 00:26:59,182 --> 00:27:02,490 Edwin, did you ever see a murder? 527 00:27:02,577 --> 00:27:05,145 A m-murder? Good heavens, no. 528 00:27:05,232 --> 00:27:08,061 Well, I did a week ago. I got in touch with the DA and tipped them off. 529 00:27:08,148 --> 00:27:10,150 And they picked up the guy who did it on suspicion. 530 00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:12,021 But before I could swear out a complete statement, 531 00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:13,806 or whatever you call it, I don't know, 532 00:27:13,893 --> 00:27:15,459 Ten Grand Jackson, the killer, got out on bail 533 00:27:15,546 --> 00:27:17,157 and swore he'd knock me off. 534 00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:18,985 Why Buster. 535 00:27:19,072 --> 00:27:21,248 That places you in a very precarious position. 536 00:27:21,335 --> 00:27:23,337 And you don't appear at all worried. 537 00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:24,904 Well, why worry? They can't do anything to me now. 538 00:27:24,991 --> 00:27:26,906 They killed me last night. 539 00:27:26,993 --> 00:27:29,952 Buster, you know I don't appreciate that type of humor. 540 00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:32,259 Edwin, I know it's a little bit hard to swallow, 541 00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:34,000 kid, but honest I'm dead. 542 00:27:34,087 --> 00:27:35,654 Am I to believe that you're an apparition? 543 00:27:35,741 --> 00:27:37,786 Believe what you want. 544 00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:41,181 What is this? Trick photography? 545 00:27:41,268 --> 00:27:43,400 Uh! 546 00:27:43,487 --> 00:27:49,232 Oh--I--by door-- 547 00:27:49,319 --> 00:27:52,279 I--Buster! 548 00:27:52,366 --> 00:27:54,411 How did you accomplish that? 549 00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:57,458 I've been trying to tell you I can get in and out of anything. 550 00:27:57,545 --> 00:28:01,027 I got a two-way ticket. 551 00:28:01,114 --> 00:28:02,855 It's impossible. 552 00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:04,900 It must be an optical illusion. 553 00:28:04,987 --> 00:28:07,555 I can't explain it, but the whole thing is inconceivable. 554 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,820 Edwin, you're a tough nut to crack. 555 00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:13,735 Here, give me a swig of that. 556 00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:17,304 It's positively childish. 557 00:28:17,391 --> 00:28:19,610 It won't hold water. 558 00:28:21,438 --> 00:28:26,400 Buster, haven't you outgrown those practical jokes? 559 00:28:26,487 --> 00:28:28,315 This isn't a gag, Edwin. 560 00:28:28,402 --> 00:28:30,230 You've got to believe me. I need your help. 561 00:28:30,317 --> 00:28:31,884 You know I'd do anything for you, Buster, 562 00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:33,102 but I simply can't accept your statement 563 00:28:33,189 --> 00:28:35,148 that you're not alive. 564 00:28:35,235 --> 00:28:37,846 I can hear every word you say and see every move you make. 565 00:28:37,933 --> 00:28:39,848 Don't ask me why. 566 00:28:39,935 --> 00:28:41,502 Maybe it's because we're super identical twins, I don't know. 567 00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:43,591 All I know is that you can see and hear me 568 00:28:43,678 --> 00:28:45,332 but nobody else can. 569 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:50,293 Maybe this'll convince you. 570 00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:52,295 Hey, flatfoot. 571 00:28:52,382 --> 00:28:55,777 How would you like a good swift kick in the rumble seat? 572 00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:58,693 Why, that's astounding. 573 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,782 No, it isn't. 574 00:29:00,869 --> 00:29:02,741 It's an undisputed medical fact that when one drinks water, 575 00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:04,743 the semicircular canals of the ears 576 00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:07,484 constrict causing a temporary numbness of the acoustic nerve. 577 00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:14,274 Does the acoustic nerve run down that far? 578 00:29:16,624 --> 00:29:19,453 [grunting] 579 00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:22,151 Why you-- 580 00:29:22,238 --> 00:29:23,718 Good evening. 581 00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,676 What do you think you're doing? 582 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,766 Oh, forgive me, but it was a scientific experiment. 583 00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:29,463 I'll show you an experiment, Einstein. 584 00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:31,378 Oh, but my brother Buster did it first. 585 00:29:31,465 --> 00:29:32,858 Isn't that true, Buster? 586 00:29:32,945 --> 00:29:34,598 Brother? What brother? 587 00:29:34,685 --> 00:29:36,775 He's standing right there. He's a ghost. 588 00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:41,040 Yeah. 589 00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:42,998 I see him. 590 00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:45,653 He's standing right there wearing a raccoon coat. 591 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:47,786 Oh no, he's wearing tails. 592 00:29:47,873 --> 00:29:49,962 Yeah. Yeah. There he is right up there in that tree 593 00:29:50,049 --> 00:29:51,702 swinging by his tails. 594 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:55,576 Then--then he is dead. 595 00:29:55,663 --> 00:29:58,927 Buster is dead. 596 00:29:59,014 --> 00:30:00,624 Sure. That's it. 597 00:30:00,711 --> 00:30:03,540 Well, I'll go back to the station 598 00:30:03,627 --> 00:30:07,414 and have the boys chip in for a wreath. 599 00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:10,983 Pardon me, Buster. 600 00:30:11,070 --> 00:30:12,898 Well, are you satisfied, Eddie? 601 00:30:12,985 --> 00:30:15,639 Yes, but you can understand my skepticism. 602 00:30:15,726 --> 00:30:17,424 That story--two murders. 603 00:30:17,511 --> 00:30:19,469 My own brother a ghost-- 604 00:30:19,556 --> 00:30:21,297 I knew you would come to no good when you left home to go 605 00:30:21,384 --> 00:30:22,995 on the stage Buster Dingle. 606 00:30:23,082 --> 00:30:25,214 Come to no good? How do you like that. 607 00:30:25,301 --> 00:30:28,261 Two grand a week at the Pelican Club--what is that, tin? 608 00:30:28,348 --> 00:30:29,958 Buster Dingle. 609 00:30:30,045 --> 00:30:33,222 Edwin, didn't you ever hear of Buzzy Bellew? 610 00:30:33,309 --> 00:30:35,181 Buzzy. 611 00:30:35,268 --> 00:30:36,399 Buzzy. 612 00:30:36,486 --> 00:30:38,401 Then it was you. 613 00:30:38,488 --> 00:30:40,273 That name has been coming into my mind since last night. 614 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,057 Certainly. 615 00:30:42,144 --> 00:30:43,798 That's because I've been trying to contact you. 616 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:46,061 It was around midnight when they bought me out. 617 00:30:46,148 --> 00:30:48,847 They threw me right off that bridge. 618 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:51,675 That's why I felt irresistibly drawn to this spot. 619 00:30:53,590 --> 00:30:55,897 -Thales of Miletus paradigm. -What? 620 00:30:55,984 --> 00:30:57,464 The control of spiritual magnetic forces 621 00:30:57,551 --> 00:30:59,074 over the material. 622 00:30:59,161 --> 00:31:00,771 Thales was right. He had the answer. 623 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,338 Well, pay him the $64. 624 00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:04,427 I don't know from Thales. 625 00:31:04,514 --> 00:31:06,168 All I know is I got you here to help me fry that rat Ten 626 00:31:06,255 --> 00:31:07,909 Grand Jackson. 627 00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:09,693 We've got to put him in the chair, Edwin. 628 00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:11,478 To avenge my own brother I'd go to any extreme. 629 00:31:11,565 --> 00:31:13,088 That's the spirit. 630 00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:15,003 Now look, here's what I want you to do. 631 00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:16,526 Now nobody knows they killed me, see, 632 00:31:16,613 --> 00:31:18,224 so you've got to take my place. 633 00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:19,486 Mmm, shh. 634 00:31:19,573 --> 00:31:21,314 Shh. 635 00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:23,185 Don't worry, they don't even know I'm alive-- 636 00:31:23,272 --> 00:31:24,491 I mean did. 637 00:31:24,578 --> 00:31:26,101 That's a hip chick. 638 00:31:26,188 --> 00:31:27,755 Look, all you have to do is to be me 639 00:31:27,842 --> 00:31:28,843 day and night till the trial is over. 640 00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:30,758 But there's Ten Grand. 641 00:31:30,845 --> 00:31:32,760 If he killed you to prevent you from testifying, 642 00:31:32,847 --> 00:31:34,980 and he thinks I'm you, he'll most certainly kill you-- 643 00:31:35,067 --> 00:31:37,939 I mean me, because I'll be you. Oh, dear. 644 00:31:38,026 --> 00:31:40,507 Not scared, are you? 645 00:31:40,594 --> 00:31:43,989 Fear is not in the Dingle lexicon, Buster. 646 00:31:44,076 --> 00:31:45,947 Then what are you worried about? 647 00:31:46,034 --> 00:31:49,211 Well, if I took your place, I'd be dead in an hour. 648 00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:51,170 Edwin, I can handle everything even though I'm 649 00:31:51,257 --> 00:31:54,129 only a beginner at this racket. 650 00:31:54,216 --> 00:31:56,479 No telling what I can do once I learn the ropes. 651 00:31:56,566 --> 00:32:00,657 Didn't I bring you here when you wanted potato salad? 652 00:32:00,744 --> 00:32:02,442 Potato salad. Potato salad. 653 00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:05,227 -I have to go. -Stop, Eddie. 654 00:32:05,314 --> 00:32:06,750 Let's get out of here. 655 00:32:06,837 --> 00:32:09,275 Eh, Brooklyn's full of them. 656 00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:11,016 This is amazing. 657 00:32:11,103 --> 00:32:12,713 An actual demonstration of Thales' power 658 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,280 of magnetic compulsion. 659 00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:15,542 Kid's stuff. 660 00:32:15,629 --> 00:32:16,717 But what I don't understand-- 661 00:32:16,804 --> 00:32:18,675 [shriek] Buster. 662 00:32:18,762 --> 00:32:19,981 What'd you hit me for? 663 00:32:20,068 --> 00:32:21,765 I didn't do nothing. 664 00:32:21,852 --> 00:32:23,942 Dames. I'll be in the car if you want a ride home. 665 00:32:26,553 --> 00:32:28,120 Have you read any good books lately, babe? 666 00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:30,644 -Don't be vulgar. -Vulgar? 667 00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:32,559 Didn't you ever see a girl powder her nose before? 668 00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:34,778 I'm sorry, miss. I wasn't talking to you. 669 00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:36,563 Please. 670 00:32:36,650 --> 00:32:37,781 Oh, what a set-up when I think of all 671 00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:39,958 the time I wasted living. 672 00:32:40,045 --> 00:32:42,177 Please be serious. Did you say you sing and dance in a nightclub? 673 00:32:42,264 --> 00:32:45,572 No, I work in a bakery, but a lot of people take me for Lana Turner. 674 00:32:45,659 --> 00:32:46,921 Oh, if you could fool me, honey. 675 00:32:47,008 --> 00:32:48,531 Please stop that. 676 00:32:48,618 --> 00:32:50,359 How am I going to take your place? 677 00:32:50,446 --> 00:32:51,839 -What, in the bakery? -No, in the nightclub. 678 00:32:51,926 --> 00:32:53,232 But I don't work in a nightclub 679 00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:54,885 -But I do. -I know you do. 680 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,670 Are you trying to tell me where I work? 681 00:32:56,757 --> 00:32:58,324 Would you please stay out of this conversation? 682 00:32:58,411 --> 00:32:59,978 Well, you talked to me first, you masher. 683 00:33:00,065 --> 00:33:02,371 -Oh, no. -Listen. 684 00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:04,591 You started all this. You made me come here in the middle of the night 685 00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:05,548 and now you want to have fun with me. 686 00:33:05,635 --> 00:33:07,420 Fun? I do not. 687 00:33:07,507 --> 00:33:08,682 Mike. Mike. 688 00:33:08,769 --> 00:33:10,118 Hey, Mike! Hey, Mike! 689 00:33:10,205 --> 00:33:11,641 What's the matter? 690 00:33:11,728 --> 00:33:12,860 This guy is getting fresh with me. 691 00:33:12,947 --> 00:33:14,166 Asking for trouble, bud? 692 00:33:14,253 --> 00:33:15,950 You asking for trouble bud? 693 00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:17,430 On the contrary, I'm attempting to avoid it. 694 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,127 On the contrary. I'm attempting to avoid it. 695 00:33:19,214 --> 00:33:20,911 You see I couldn't carry on this deception for today. 696 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,217 Why don't you believe me, Mike? 697 00:33:22,304 --> 00:33:23,697 I didn't deceive nobody. 698 00:33:23,784 --> 00:33:25,438 A likely story. 699 00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:27,353 Stop it. 700 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,485 Now let's settle this alone. 701 00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:31,357 Come up to my room like you used to. 702 00:33:31,444 --> 00:33:33,620 [all] What? 703 00:33:33,707 --> 00:33:35,100 Take your glasses off. 704 00:33:43,108 --> 00:33:44,979 [both] You see, honey, it's just like I told you. 705 00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:47,547 You can't trust nobody these days-- 706 00:33:47,634 --> 00:33:48,852 except for sailors. 707 00:33:48,939 --> 00:33:50,245 Come on. 708 00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:03,084 I have a vague feeling this is not going to work out, Buster. 709 00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:10,657 You're all right, Edwin. You're just dizzy from the punch, that's all. 710 00:34:10,744 --> 00:34:12,572 I'll take care of you if you get into any real trouble. 711 00:34:12,659 --> 00:34:14,574 Why my new set-up, all I probably have to do is go-- 712 00:34:14,661 --> 00:34:16,445 [sucking in lips] --make people disappear, stop bullets, 713 00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:18,534 and all kinds of stuff. Now start moving, kid. 714 00:34:18,621 --> 00:34:20,754 You've got to get down to the Pelican Club and take my place. 715 00:34:20,841 --> 00:34:22,408 But, Buster, you can see it's futile. 716 00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:24,192 I couldn't appear at the Pelican Club. 717 00:34:24,279 --> 00:34:25,672 I haven't the slightest knowledge of how 718 00:34:25,759 --> 00:34:27,239 to execute a song or a dance. 719 00:34:27,326 --> 00:34:29,284 Don't worry. I've got a gimmick. 720 00:34:29,371 --> 00:34:31,765 I'm going to use it at the club and at Ten Grand's trial too. 721 00:34:31,852 --> 00:34:33,767 What's the gimmick? 722 00:34:33,854 --> 00:34:35,595 It's a cinch. 723 00:34:35,682 --> 00:34:36,683 Whenever you need me for anything like that, 724 00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:37,858 you'll hear the music. 725 00:34:37,945 --> 00:34:41,818 [harp music] 726 00:34:41,905 --> 00:34:43,342 And I'll step inside you and use your body. 727 00:34:45,779 --> 00:34:48,434 What do you mean you'll use my body? 728 00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:49,913 Like this. 729 00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:54,483 Oh. No, Buster. 730 00:34:54,570 --> 00:34:55,615 Buster, what are you doing? 731 00:34:55,702 --> 00:34:57,269 Get out of me, Buster. 732 00:34:57,356 --> 00:34:58,966 Buster, I must talk to you, Buster. 733 00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:01,099 Stop, I tell you. Get out of me immediately. 734 00:35:01,186 --> 00:35:03,710 Buster. Buster. Buster. 735 00:35:03,797 --> 00:35:06,495 Please, Buster. This is utterly ridiculous. 736 00:35:06,582 --> 00:35:09,455 Stop it. Stop it, I tell you. 737 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:10,760 Buster. 738 00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:12,327 You can't do this to me, Buster. 739 00:35:12,414 --> 00:35:13,807 I won't-- 740 00:35:17,463 --> 00:35:18,942 It's my brother Buster again. 741 00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:20,814 He's inside me now. 742 00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:22,511 Buster, I warn you. 743 00:35:22,598 --> 00:35:24,383 The masquerade will be palpably inadequate. 744 00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:27,429 [Buzzy Ballew] Palpably inadequate. 745 00:35:27,516 --> 00:35:29,910 Palpably inadequate. Palpably inadequate. 746 00:35:29,997 --> 00:35:32,565 ♪ Palpably inadequate ♪ 747 00:35:32,652 --> 00:35:35,655 ♪ I got the palpably inadequate palpably inadequate ♪ 748 00:35:35,742 --> 00:35:37,352 ♪ Palpably inadequate ♪ 749 00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:39,659 [scatting] 750 00:36:02,508 --> 00:36:05,772 ♪ Rockabye baby on the tree top ♪ 751 00:36:05,859 --> 00:36:07,991 ♪ Palpably inadequate ♪ 752 00:36:08,078 --> 00:36:10,864 [scatting] 753 00:36:25,835 --> 00:36:27,533 Yippee. 754 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:28,751 Whee. 755 00:36:28,838 --> 00:36:30,666 Yippee. 756 00:36:30,753 --> 00:36:32,059 Yahoo. 757 00:36:35,584 --> 00:36:37,238 Yippee. Whee. 758 00:36:40,894 --> 00:36:44,158 ♪ Rockabye baby on the treetop ♪ 759 00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:46,421 ♪ When the wind blows ♪ 760 00:36:46,508 --> 00:36:49,772 [gasp] Buster! 761 00:36:49,859 --> 00:36:52,384 Bye-bye. 762 00:36:52,471 --> 00:36:54,386 Goodbye. 763 00:36:54,473 --> 00:36:56,779 Buster. Buster. 764 00:36:56,866 --> 00:36:58,346 Buzzy. 765 00:36:58,433 --> 00:36:59,391 Buster. 766 00:36:59,478 --> 00:37:00,435 Come back here. 767 00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:02,002 Buster. Buster. 768 00:37:05,048 --> 00:37:06,920 Potato salad. 769 00:37:17,017 --> 00:37:19,411 Mr. Schmidt. 770 00:37:19,498 --> 00:37:20,977 Mr. Schmidt. 771 00:37:21,064 --> 00:37:22,805 Yes. Yes. Yes. 772 00:37:22,892 --> 00:37:24,677 I'm coming. 773 00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:27,854 Impertinence. Late in the night. 774 00:37:27,941 --> 00:37:29,421 -Mr. Schmidt. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 775 00:37:29,508 --> 00:37:30,944 I'm coming. Yes. 776 00:37:31,031 --> 00:37:32,598 [Edwin] Mr. Schmidt. 777 00:37:37,951 --> 00:37:39,648 Would you let--Mr. Schmidt. 778 00:37:39,735 --> 00:37:41,215 Mr. Schmidt. 779 00:37:41,302 --> 00:37:42,869 Don't you-- [muttering] come in. 780 00:37:42,956 --> 00:37:43,826 Come in. Come in. 781 00:37:43,913 --> 00:37:45,306 My pleasure. 782 00:37:45,393 --> 00:37:46,873 Sheesh. 783 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,701 -What you--what you want? -What? 784 00:37:48,788 --> 00:37:50,355 What you want? 785 00:37:50,442 --> 00:37:51,878 -What you want? -Oh, don't do that. 786 00:37:51,965 --> 00:37:52,835 I might hear the music. 787 00:37:52,922 --> 00:37:54,576 The music. 788 00:37:54,663 --> 00:37:56,926 Look, there's a nice place on the street. 789 00:37:57,013 --> 00:37:59,015 These are Prospect Park. 790 00:37:59,102 --> 00:38:01,844 Grand Central Station, maybe even the Empire State Building. 791 00:38:01,931 --> 00:38:04,151 Why don't you be a nice boy and go down there? 792 00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:05,152 Go. 793 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,937 [harp music] 794 00:38:11,114 --> 00:38:12,725 -Pelican Club. -Huh? Huh? 795 00:38:12,812 --> 00:38:13,900 What's the matter now? 796 00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:15,336 I'd like a pint of-- 797 00:38:15,423 --> 00:38:17,643 What? Pint of? Pint of? Pint of? 798 00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:18,905 A pint of pelican-- 799 00:38:18,992 --> 00:38:22,038 No pints of pelican. 800 00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:23,910 I'm sorry to cause you all this trouble. 801 00:38:23,997 --> 00:38:26,391 It's not me. It's my brother. 802 00:38:26,478 --> 00:38:29,481 Your brother? Your brother. 803 00:38:29,568 --> 00:38:30,873 He gets inside of me. 804 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,266 I can't help it. 805 00:38:32,353 --> 00:38:34,224 He makes me do it. 806 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:36,792 I--I hear the music and I can't fight him anymore. 807 00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:39,752 I must go to the Pelican Club and go through with it. 808 00:38:45,061 --> 00:38:46,715 Good evening, Mr. Bellew. 809 00:38:46,802 --> 00:38:47,977 Hiya, Buzzy. 810 00:38:48,064 --> 00:38:49,152 Hello, Mr. Bellew. 811 00:38:54,723 --> 00:38:56,116 Hi, Mr. Bellew. 812 00:39:00,468 --> 00:39:01,556 Hello, Buzzy. 813 00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:07,780 Don't run away, Buzzy. 814 00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:10,913 I want to talk to you. 815 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,873 [shrieks] 816 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,355 [chatter] 817 00:39:20,009 --> 00:39:21,359 Pardon me. 818 00:39:39,072 --> 00:39:40,987 When are you going to grow up? 819 00:39:41,074 --> 00:39:43,163 I beg your pardon. Are you addressing me? 820 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,252 -Where'd you get the rube outfit, kid? -The what? 821 00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:46,949 And you're not going to fool anybody with those cheaters. 822 00:39:47,036 --> 00:39:48,995 I'll thank you to return those cheaters. 823 00:39:49,082 --> 00:39:50,736 All right, but they won't help. 824 00:39:50,823 --> 00:39:53,956 Midge will slug you with them off or on. 825 00:39:54,043 --> 00:39:54,957 Midge? 826 00:39:55,044 --> 00:39:56,219 Midge who? 827 00:39:56,306 --> 00:39:58,134 Why don't you stop that. 828 00:39:58,221 --> 00:40:00,006 What kind of an act is this anyway? 829 00:40:00,093 --> 00:40:01,921 You stood her up last night, didn't you? 830 00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:03,966 She cried her eyes out till 3 o'clock this morning 831 00:40:04,053 --> 00:40:05,620 and you didn't even phone. 832 00:40:05,707 --> 00:40:06,839 Is that a way to treat your future wife? 833 00:40:09,102 --> 00:40:11,452 -Wife? -Oh, wife. 834 00:40:11,539 --> 00:40:13,323 Yes, of course. 835 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,064 I--well--well, there's really nothing definite. 836 00:40:15,151 --> 00:40:17,458 You see we haven't published the banns yet. 837 00:40:17,545 --> 00:40:19,286 What banns? 838 00:40:19,373 --> 00:40:21,375 Listen, Buzzy, are you serious with that girl? 839 00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:23,899 Oh, you don't realize how serious it is. 840 00:40:23,986 --> 00:40:27,294 Well, are you going to marry her tomorrow or not? 841 00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:29,035 -Tomorrow? -Yeah. 842 00:40:29,122 --> 00:40:31,341 Oh, Yes. Yes. Of course. Certainly. 843 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,778 OK. All right. 844 00:40:32,865 --> 00:40:33,866 All right. All right. 845 00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:34,997 She's waiting for you. 846 00:40:35,084 --> 00:40:36,999 Now be a good Joe. 847 00:40:37,086 --> 00:40:38,000 Slip her a kiss and square the beef so she'll know you're 848 00:40:38,087 --> 00:40:39,001 on the up and up. 849 00:40:39,088 --> 00:40:40,525 Oh, very well. 850 00:40:40,612 --> 00:40:42,309 Very well. I'll be a good Joe. 851 00:40:42,396 --> 00:40:44,050 And I'll slip her a kiss and square the beef 852 00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:46,705 and so she'll know I'm on the up and up. 853 00:41:01,197 --> 00:41:02,764 Oh. 854 00:41:02,851 --> 00:41:04,244 You're just the man I'm looking for. 855 00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:09,684 Well, what was that for? 856 00:41:09,771 --> 00:41:13,949 I--I slipped you that kiss to slice the beef and show 857 00:41:14,036 --> 00:41:15,298 you I'm on the up and up. 858 00:41:15,385 --> 00:41:17,300 Do you still want to marry me? 859 00:41:17,387 --> 00:41:19,085 Sure, if you can talk my husband into it. 860 00:41:19,172 --> 00:41:22,088 Now come on. Zip me up, you big clown. 861 00:41:22,175 --> 00:41:23,872 Come on. Hurry up. 862 00:41:23,959 --> 00:41:25,265 I didn't-- 863 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,881 Oh, are you the wardrobe mistress now? 864 00:41:32,968 --> 00:41:34,840 Well, I suppose so. 865 00:41:34,927 --> 00:41:36,145 Is there something I can do for you? 866 00:41:36,232 --> 00:41:37,799 Yes. 867 00:41:37,886 --> 00:41:39,671 You can put that back in your nose. 868 00:41:39,758 --> 00:41:41,150 You don't have to be jealous. 869 00:41:41,237 --> 00:41:43,109 Buzzy was only helping me, Midge. 870 00:41:43,196 --> 00:41:44,153 Midge. Oh. 871 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,981 Oh. You're Midge. 872 00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:47,635 Excuse me. 873 00:41:47,722 --> 00:41:49,594 There. 874 00:41:49,681 --> 00:41:51,291 I slipped you the Joe to show you I'm a square beef 875 00:41:51,378 --> 00:41:53,206 and that everything is on the up and arms. 876 00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:55,948 Some day you won't get away with this, Buzzy. 877 00:41:56,035 --> 00:41:58,341 It's a good thing I'm as wacky as you are. 878 00:41:58,428 --> 00:42:00,169 Here you are, Mr. Bellew. 879 00:42:00,256 --> 00:42:02,345 I'm four seconds late with your 10:00 snack. 880 00:42:02,432 --> 00:42:05,000 Thank you. 881 00:42:05,087 --> 00:42:07,525 Potato salad. Potato salad. 882 00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:09,396 She's waiting for me. 883 00:42:09,483 --> 00:42:11,441 Oh, forgive me, ladies. 884 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:12,399 There's an urgent matter I must attend to immediately. 885 00:42:12,486 --> 00:42:13,574 Thank you. Phone. 886 00:42:13,661 --> 00:42:14,880 Phone. 887 00:42:16,708 --> 00:42:19,145 And that's the guy I'm going to marry. 888 00:42:19,232 --> 00:42:21,974 I'm sorry, Ellen, but numerous complications have arisen. 889 00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:24,019 I'll explain it to you later. 890 00:42:24,106 --> 00:42:25,847 I have sort of a position. 891 00:42:25,934 --> 00:42:27,936 Well, Edwin, of course I'm disappointed. 892 00:42:28,023 --> 00:42:29,721 I waited for hours. 893 00:42:29,808 --> 00:42:32,593 But then I'm delighted if you've found a job. 894 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,116 What? 895 00:42:34,203 --> 00:42:35,422 What kind of a job is it that you 896 00:42:35,509 --> 00:42:36,684 have to work until midnight? 897 00:42:36,771 --> 00:42:38,381 Well, it's a-- 898 00:42:38,468 --> 00:42:40,340 it's a most peculiar establishment, Ellen. 899 00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:43,778 [barking] 900 00:42:43,865 --> 00:42:45,127 It's a pet shop. 901 00:42:45,214 --> 00:42:46,389 Pet shop? 902 00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:47,869 Open till midnight? 903 00:42:47,956 --> 00:42:49,044 What do you sell--owls? 904 00:42:49,131 --> 00:42:50,698 Oh, well, certainly. 905 00:42:50,785 --> 00:42:52,308 We stock the entire animal kingdom. 906 00:42:52,395 --> 00:42:54,267 Well, listen, you can hear for yourself. 907 00:43:04,277 --> 00:43:06,714 [making animal noises] 908 00:43:11,893 --> 00:43:13,765 Polly want a cracker. Polly want a cracker. 909 00:43:13,852 --> 00:43:15,810 Polly want a cracker. Polly want a cracker. 910 00:43:23,688 --> 00:43:25,211 That's an owl, Ellen. 911 00:43:25,298 --> 00:43:27,126 What? What? 912 00:43:27,213 --> 00:43:30,390 [animal noises] 913 00:43:41,488 --> 00:43:42,881 What's that? 914 00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:45,405 Goldfish. 915 00:43:45,492 --> 00:43:47,233 Edwin Dingle, I don't know what you're up to 916 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,322 and what's more I don't care. 917 00:43:49,409 --> 00:43:51,237 You can take your goldfish, and your owls, and your canaries 918 00:43:51,324 --> 00:43:53,195 and have dinner with them. 919 00:43:53,282 --> 00:43:55,676 And from now on do your studying at another library. 920 00:43:55,763 --> 00:43:57,896 Oh, wait a minute, Ellen. 921 00:43:57,983 --> 00:43:59,375 Hello? Hello? 922 00:43:59,462 --> 00:44:01,813 Hello? Ellen. Ellen. 923 00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:03,771 -She hung up on you, eh Buzzy? -Oh no. No. 924 00:44:03,858 --> 00:44:05,381 That was an acquaintance of mine. 925 00:44:05,468 --> 00:44:06,687 He works in a pet shop. 926 00:44:06,774 --> 00:44:08,820 He's crazy, you know. 927 00:44:08,907 --> 00:44:10,473 Goldfish. 928 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:11,692 Your tails came back from the cleaners. 929 00:44:11,779 --> 00:44:13,215 -Hmm? -Your tails. 930 00:44:13,302 --> 00:44:14,390 I hung them in your dressing room. 931 00:44:14,477 --> 00:44:16,044 You go on in 10 minutes. 932 00:44:16,131 --> 00:44:17,132 We are on it again tonight, Buzzy. 933 00:44:17,219 --> 00:44:19,918 Ten Grand's out front. 934 00:44:20,005 --> 00:44:22,268 Ten Grand? Did you hear? 935 00:44:22,355 --> 00:44:26,272 He said--oh, what a tangled web we weave when 936 00:44:26,359 --> 00:44:28,840 first we practice to deceive. 937 00:44:28,927 --> 00:44:32,234 Sir Walter Scott's "Marmion", Canto VI, stanza 17. 938 00:44:32,321 --> 00:44:33,758 How beautiful. 939 00:44:44,769 --> 00:44:46,031 Where on earth is Fred? 940 00:44:49,164 --> 00:44:50,818 We've been going steady. 941 00:44:50,905 --> 00:44:53,081 We had a date to meet here at eight. 942 00:44:53,168 --> 00:44:56,128 And he's 10 minutes late already. 943 00:44:56,215 --> 00:44:57,433 Freddy. 944 00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:02,264 Freddy. 945 00:45:02,351 --> 00:45:05,311 ♪ So in love ♪ 946 00:45:05,398 --> 00:45:07,748 ♪ I'm so in love ♪ 947 00:45:07,835 --> 00:45:10,751 ♪ A part of my heart said, no, no, no ♪ 948 00:45:10,838 --> 00:45:13,058 ♪ The other part said, let's go ♪ 949 00:45:13,145 --> 00:45:18,803 ♪ And was I afraid but I obeyed ♪ 950 00:45:18,890 --> 00:45:21,327 ♪ The part of my heart that said let's go ♪ 951 00:45:21,414 --> 00:45:23,546 ♪ I couldn't say, no, no, no ♪ 952 00:45:23,633 --> 00:45:28,377 ♪ Just one week ago, I made my mind up ♪ 953 00:45:28,464 --> 00:45:34,253 ♪ That I'd never fall again and then I wind up ♪ 954 00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:39,388 ♪ So in love, but so in love ♪ 955 00:45:39,475 --> 00:45:42,304 ♪ I ought to feel high, but I feel low ♪ 956 00:45:42,391 --> 00:45:44,350 ♪ And here's what I want to know ♪ 957 00:45:44,437 --> 00:45:49,529 ♪ Does the one I'm so in love with love me so? ♪ 958 00:45:49,616 --> 00:45:52,358 Do you have a problem? Hm? 959 00:45:52,445 --> 00:45:54,664 Is your Don Juan gone? 960 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:56,710 Is your Casanova a rover? 961 00:45:56,797 --> 00:45:58,886 Well, hurry, hurry, hurry. 962 00:45:58,973 --> 00:46:00,583 Step inside. 963 00:46:00,670 --> 00:46:02,542 Absolutely free if you want to be a bride. 964 00:46:02,629 --> 00:46:05,371 Come and gather wisdom's pearls straight from the lips 965 00:46:05,458 --> 00:46:07,068 of the Goldwyn Girls. 966 00:46:07,155 --> 00:46:09,767 Hurry, hurry, hurry, you're just in time. 967 00:46:09,854 --> 00:46:14,597 Absolutely free if you pay a dime. 968 00:46:14,684 --> 00:46:17,470 [music playing] 969 00:46:34,226 --> 00:46:40,406 ♪ So you want to know if he loves you so ♪ 970 00:46:40,493 --> 00:46:46,151 ♪ Well, you poor smitten kitten on a wedding you can plan ♪ 971 00:46:46,238 --> 00:46:50,024 ♪ Because the Northwest Mounted comes to us ♪ 972 00:46:50,111 --> 00:46:53,811 ♪ When they really want to get their man ♪ 973 00:46:53,898 --> 00:46:57,597 ♪ Have you tried picking petals and seeing ♪ 974 00:46:57,684 --> 00:47:01,601 ♪ what it settles off a daisy? ♪ 975 00:47:01,688 --> 00:47:05,648 ♪ Have you tried mixing juleps with a stroll ♪ 976 00:47:05,735 --> 00:47:09,435 ♪ Through the tulips while he's hazy ♪ 977 00:47:09,522 --> 00:47:13,918 ♪ Have you tried weeping on his shoulder ♪ 978 00:47:14,005 --> 00:47:17,443 ♪ During Tristan and Isolde? ♪ 979 00:47:17,530 --> 00:47:21,577 ♪ Have you tried baking him a biscuit ♪ 980 00:47:21,664 --> 00:47:25,886 ♪ Or don't you think you ought to risk it ♪ 981 00:47:25,973 --> 00:47:30,021 ♪ Have you tried Wheaties ♪ 982 00:47:30,108 --> 00:47:33,198 ♪ But there's one sure cure that'll open his eyes ♪ 983 00:47:33,285 --> 00:47:36,636 ♪ It's worked with a couple of other guys ♪ 984 00:47:36,723 --> 00:47:39,117 ♪ Cleopatra rose on it ♪ 985 00:47:39,204 --> 00:47:42,076 ♪ We'll bet our nylon hose on it ♪ 986 00:47:42,163 --> 00:47:46,254 ♪ Try playing the field and he'll yield ♪ 987 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:04,496 [applause] 988 00:51:07,281 --> 00:51:09,153 We're looking for Ten Grand Jackson. 989 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:10,980 He's over there at his regular table. 990 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:13,070 -Ah? -I say he's over there at his regular-- 991 00:51:15,507 --> 00:51:17,683 Now look it, Chimp. You don't need that. 992 00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:19,554 You ain't no deeper than I am. 993 00:51:19,641 --> 00:51:22,818 I know it, but it makes me look very distinguee. 994 00:51:22,905 --> 00:51:24,385 Come on. 995 00:51:29,999 --> 00:51:31,871 I thought I told you guys see me at my office. 996 00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:33,177 Good to hear youse back downtown. 997 00:51:33,264 --> 00:51:34,091 [inaudible] 998 00:51:34,178 --> 00:51:35,701 Yeah. 999 00:51:35,788 --> 00:51:37,224 We'd like our money now. Right, Torso? 1000 00:51:37,311 --> 00:51:38,921 -Yeah. -Sure you gave him a bath? 1001 00:51:39,008 --> 00:51:41,098 What if we told you in Prospect Park Lake? 1002 00:51:41,185 --> 00:51:43,709 We done the job so fast they ain't even had time to take 1003 00:51:43,796 --> 00:51:46,059 his name off the marquee. 1004 00:51:46,146 --> 00:51:48,757 Wonder who Monte's paying to put in his place. 1005 00:51:48,844 --> 00:51:50,629 You know, I'm going to miss Buzzy. 1006 00:51:50,716 --> 00:51:52,805 He was a great hit performer. 1007 00:52:05,339 --> 00:52:08,647 Buster. Buster. Where are you? Please, Buster. 1008 00:52:08,734 --> 00:52:10,605 What's the matter with him? 1009 00:52:10,692 --> 00:52:11,737 Every night a new act. 1010 00:52:11,824 --> 00:52:13,521 Please, Buster. 1011 00:52:21,790 --> 00:52:23,140 Who is that? 1012 00:52:32,105 --> 00:52:34,977 Under the splitting chestnut tree, 1013 00:52:35,064 --> 00:52:37,763 the village smithy stands. 1014 00:52:37,850 --> 00:52:44,552 The smith--a mighty man is he with large sinewy hands. 1015 00:52:44,639 --> 00:52:46,119 Let's get going with the show. Shoot the mike. 1016 00:52:46,206 --> 00:52:47,729 Yes, sir. 1017 00:52:47,816 --> 00:52:51,124 His brow is wet with honest sweat. 1018 00:52:51,211 --> 00:52:54,736 He earns whatever he can. 1019 00:52:54,823 --> 00:52:56,042 Buster! 1020 00:52:56,129 --> 00:52:59,306 [laughter] 1021 00:53:11,013 --> 00:53:15,627 Ladies and gentlemen, I think perhaps that some explanation 1022 00:53:15,714 --> 00:53:17,977 is due, but I-- 1023 00:53:18,064 --> 00:53:20,153 unfortunately, I-- 1024 00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:22,111 I don't know what that routine is, but I don't like it. 1025 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,765 I better get the girls back on. 1026 00:53:23,852 --> 00:53:25,637 I simply can't-- 1027 00:53:29,902 --> 00:53:31,817 The music. 1028 00:53:31,904 --> 00:53:33,558 There it is--the music. 1029 00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:37,910 Buster, where in the world have you been? 1030 00:53:37,997 --> 00:53:39,912 Shh. 1031 00:53:39,999 --> 00:53:41,783 I thought you'd never get here. 1032 00:53:41,870 --> 00:53:44,133 You're the biggest hunk of no talent I ever saw. 1033 00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:47,006 You better let me get inside you before you ruin my reputation. 1034 00:53:51,619 --> 00:53:53,882 Yahoo! 1035 00:53:53,969 --> 00:53:56,363 Close the doors back there and get your laughing belts on, folks. 1036 00:53:56,450 --> 00:53:57,930 We're really going to go to work here in a minute. 1037 00:53:58,017 --> 00:54:00,149 -Ha, ha. -Come on, girls. Come on. 1038 00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:03,631 Hurry up. Hold here a minute. 1039 00:54:03,718 --> 00:54:05,981 As a little Eskimo girl says, it takes me a little while 1040 00:54:06,068 --> 00:54:08,332 to get warmed up. 1041 00:54:08,419 --> 00:54:10,116 You never know what that guy's going to do. 1042 00:54:10,203 --> 00:54:11,552 Thought when I first came out, I wasn't 1043 00:54:11,639 --> 00:54:13,946 going to be any good, hey? 1044 00:54:14,033 --> 00:54:16,775 But seriously, folks, I have a great surprise for you this evening. 1045 00:54:16,862 --> 00:54:19,560 We have with us the famous Russian baritone 1046 00:54:19,647 --> 00:54:23,782 Sergey Ivanovic who hasn't made a public appearance in five years. 1047 00:54:23,869 --> 00:54:26,001 But tonight he has kindly consented to sing for us. 1048 00:54:26,088 --> 00:54:27,873 So if you will all join me, maybe we can get him 1049 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,831 out here to do a little song. That's it. 1050 00:54:29,918 --> 00:54:31,442 [applause] 1051 00:54:31,529 --> 00:54:34,053 [music playing] 1052 00:54:50,939 --> 00:54:53,899 Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to sing for you tonight 1053 00:54:53,986 --> 00:54:57,859 a great composition, which my very dear friend, Gregory 1054 00:54:57,946 --> 00:55:00,732 Ivanovic Sergei Isdrachwici Kuwiczes Loshyas 1055 00:55:00,819 --> 00:55:04,301 Mosnuyiches Keezhes Maiyatsi Broschnuyig 1056 00:55:04,388 --> 00:55:06,564 Yatzi Debrevyich wrote for me-- 1057 00:55:06,651 --> 00:55:07,956 [chuckle] 1058 00:55:08,043 --> 00:55:10,132 --with his friend Gnik. 1059 00:55:10,219 --> 00:55:13,397 Please, piano, if you don't mind. 1060 00:55:13,484 --> 00:55:15,790 [chuckle] 1061 00:55:15,877 --> 00:55:18,315 I will never forget the last time that I sang this song. 1062 00:55:18,402 --> 00:55:19,881 It was absolutely beautiful. 1063 00:55:19,968 --> 00:55:21,883 We were in a-- 1064 00:55:21,970 --> 00:55:26,627 in a magnificent garden and the stars were shining. 1065 00:55:26,714 --> 00:55:30,762 The orchestra was playing, and the people were applauding. 1066 00:55:30,849 --> 00:55:32,416 [chuckle] 1067 00:55:32,503 --> 00:55:33,765 Me? 1068 00:55:33,852 --> 00:55:35,288 Sneeze. 1069 00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:37,943 Because--allergies. 1070 00:55:38,030 --> 00:55:39,901 But-- [chuckle] 1071 00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:42,817 --this was five years ago. 1072 00:55:42,904 --> 00:55:44,515 Of course, I feel very much better now. 1073 00:55:44,602 --> 00:55:46,560 And I will sing for you this little song. 1074 00:55:46,647 --> 00:55:48,170 Please. Piano, if you don't mind. 1075 00:55:48,257 --> 00:55:49,302 [chuckle] 1076 00:55:49,389 --> 00:55:51,348 [clears throat] 1077 00:55:51,435 --> 00:55:54,916 But the five years I will never forget as long as I live. 1078 00:55:55,003 --> 00:55:56,701 [chuckle] 1079 00:55:56,788 --> 00:56:00,226 Every place I go, whatever I am doing-- 1080 00:56:01,706 --> 00:56:03,055 gone. 1081 00:56:03,142 --> 00:56:05,231 I love to smell flowers. 1082 00:56:05,318 --> 00:56:06,580 Could not do this. 1083 00:56:06,667 --> 00:56:11,324 Because roses--chrysanthemum-- 1084 00:56:14,066 --> 00:56:16,982 rhodumdendrombles. 1085 00:56:17,069 --> 00:56:18,549 Golden rods. 1086 00:56:18,636 --> 00:56:20,507 Oy! 1087 00:56:20,594 --> 00:56:24,381 Only--only relief what I possibly have is ocean voyage. 1088 00:56:24,468 --> 00:56:26,818 Here, I get seasick. 1089 00:56:26,905 --> 00:56:30,082 But-- [chuckle] 1090 00:56:30,169 --> 00:56:32,040 --this is five years ago, and of course, I feel much better now. 1091 00:56:32,127 --> 00:56:33,041 And I will-- [clears throat] 1092 00:56:33,128 --> 00:56:34,173 Please, just-- 1093 00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:37,089 [playing piano] 1094 00:57:03,115 --> 00:57:08,207 ♪ Oh che--he-- he--he-- ♪ 1095 00:57:13,517 --> 00:57:18,652 [non-english singing] 1096 00:57:18,739 --> 00:57:20,219 [scream] 1097 00:59:43,405 --> 00:59:45,538 [laughing and applause] 1098 00:59:56,288 --> 00:59:59,247 Thank you. 1099 00:59:59,334 --> 01:00:01,423 See you in the hot seat, pal. 1100 01:00:12,304 --> 01:00:15,220 There's only one explanation-- that guy's Buzzy's ghost. 1101 01:00:15,307 --> 01:00:17,004 That's it, Chimp. He's coming to get us. 1102 01:00:17,091 --> 01:00:19,006 Yeah. Sure. 1103 01:00:19,093 --> 01:00:20,704 Now I'll tell you what happened. 1104 01:00:20,791 --> 01:00:22,706 You guys came in here to give me the rush 1105 01:00:22,793 --> 01:00:24,316 so you can skip town with dough for a job you didn't do. 1106 01:00:24,403 --> 01:00:26,144 What did he say, Torso? 1107 01:00:26,231 --> 01:00:27,406 Maybe if you'd take that plug out of your ear, 1108 01:00:27,493 --> 01:00:28,668 -you'd hear him. -Huh? 1109 01:00:28,755 --> 01:00:30,496 You'd hear him! 1110 01:00:34,065 --> 01:00:35,544 How'd I do? How'd I do? 1111 01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:37,459 Great show, boss. Great show. 1112 01:00:37,546 --> 01:00:38,809 Getting warm, isn't it fellas? 1113 01:00:38,896 --> 01:00:40,027 [clears throat] 1114 01:00:43,770 --> 01:00:45,337 Hello. I'm sorry I'm late, kiddies, but I 1115 01:00:45,424 --> 01:00:47,165 just couldn't tear myself away. 1116 01:00:47,252 --> 01:00:49,167 Friends from out of town, you know how it is. 1117 01:00:49,254 --> 01:00:50,995 You've never been late before in your life, have you, Buzzy? 1118 01:00:51,082 --> 01:00:54,259 Oh, well, how can you say that? 1119 01:00:54,346 --> 01:00:56,565 -Hey, Chimp. I've got an idea. -What? 1120 01:00:56,653 --> 01:00:57,828 I don't think that guy sitting over there 1121 01:00:57,915 --> 01:00:59,568 is Buzzy Bellew at all. 1122 01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:01,745 I got a good close look at the body. See? 1123 01:01:01,832 --> 01:01:03,355 He got a mole right here under his ear. 1124 01:01:03,442 --> 01:01:04,530 That don't prove you did the job. 1125 01:01:04,617 --> 01:01:06,575 What are trying to pull? 1126 01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:08,708 Everybody knows Buzzy Bellew has a mole under his ear. 1127 01:01:08,795 --> 01:01:10,754 Yeah, but we didn't get a good a close look at the guy. 1128 01:01:10,841 --> 01:01:12,277 And if he ain't got a mole, then he ain't Buzzy Bellew, 1129 01:01:12,364 --> 01:01:13,626 -is he, Chimp? -Huh? 1130 01:01:13,713 --> 01:01:16,237 Is he? 1131 01:01:16,324 --> 01:01:17,761 [laughter] 1132 01:01:17,848 --> 01:01:19,850 Quiet, kids. Quiet. 1133 01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:22,200 I have the doubtful pleasure of announcing that Midge and Buzzy 1134 01:01:22,287 --> 01:01:23,418 are going to be married. 1135 01:01:23,505 --> 01:01:25,943 [interposing voices] 1136 01:01:26,030 --> 01:01:28,293 I did everything I could to prevent it. 1137 01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:30,861 But the unhappy event takes place tomorrow at 4 o'clock 1138 01:01:30,948 --> 01:01:32,297 at that little church around the corner. 1139 01:01:32,384 --> 01:01:34,125 Well, this is a surprise. 1140 01:01:34,212 --> 01:01:35,648 Oh, I've even got a bigger surprise. 1141 01:01:35,735 --> 01:01:37,345 [chuckle] 1142 01:01:37,432 --> 01:01:38,912 This time I'm going to be there, too. 1143 01:01:38,999 --> 01:01:40,609 And I've got a surprise for you. 1144 01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:42,829 If you are late--even five minutes late-- 1145 01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:44,570 I'm going to marry Monte. 1146 01:01:44,657 --> 01:01:46,267 [interposing voices] 1147 01:01:46,354 --> 01:01:47,791 So help me, I'll set his clock back. 1148 01:01:47,878 --> 01:01:49,401 [laughter] 1149 01:01:49,488 --> 01:01:51,055 Boys and girls, I propose a toast. 1150 01:01:51,142 --> 01:01:53,057 Let's drink to the late Buzzy Bellew. 1151 01:01:56,147 --> 01:01:57,931 Mr. Bellew, can I have your autograph, 1152 01:01:58,018 --> 01:02:00,194 please, for the guys in my sorority? 1153 01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:01,543 Why, certainly. 1154 01:02:01,630 --> 01:02:03,154 I'm an old Vassar man myself. 1155 01:02:03,241 --> 01:02:04,851 I'd like one, too, Mr. Bellew. 1156 01:02:04,938 --> 01:02:06,026 All right. 1157 01:02:12,206 --> 01:02:14,034 I didn't know he could even write with one hand. 1158 01:02:14,121 --> 01:02:15,296 [chuckle] 1159 01:02:15,383 --> 01:02:16,428 Thanks. 1160 01:02:16,515 --> 01:02:18,517 Thanks, Mr. Bellew. 1161 01:02:18,604 --> 01:02:19,997 Hey, by the way, how's the florist business these days? 1162 01:02:20,084 --> 01:02:21,563 -OK. -Oh, fine. 1163 01:02:24,131 --> 01:02:26,264 [clears throat] 1164 01:02:26,351 --> 01:02:29,397 As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted-- 1165 01:02:29,484 --> 01:02:31,312 That's him all right. 1166 01:02:31,399 --> 01:02:33,140 Same face, same eyes, same nose, and the same mole 1167 01:02:33,227 --> 01:02:35,490 -under his left ear. -Yeah. I seen it, too. 1168 01:02:35,577 --> 01:02:37,666 That guy sitting over there at that table is right this minute 1169 01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:39,016 laying at the bottom of the lake. 1170 01:02:39,103 --> 01:02:40,626 I don't get this. 1171 01:02:40,713 --> 01:02:42,410 It's the same guy, all right. Look. 1172 01:02:42,497 --> 01:02:43,760 He wrote his name, Buzzy Bellew, right here. 1173 01:02:43,847 --> 01:02:45,370 Yeah. Look at mine. 1174 01:02:45,457 --> 01:02:47,676 Buzz, Buzz, potato salad. 1175 01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,591 Hey, who's that? 1176 01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:56,076 I guess Buzzy thinks that's funny. 1177 01:02:56,163 --> 01:02:58,818 Look, you guys. I don't care who or what that zombie is, 1178 01:02:58,905 --> 01:03:01,473 but I'm not paying you 10 grand until he's knocked off. 1179 01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:03,867 If you two amateurs can't do the job, 1180 01:03:03,954 --> 01:03:05,956 I'll get a couple of professionals who can. 1181 01:03:06,043 --> 01:03:07,871 What he say, Tors? 1182 01:03:07,958 --> 01:03:10,525 You heard. 1183 01:03:10,612 --> 01:03:13,615 [music playing] 1184 01:03:24,496 --> 01:03:26,454 Just a moment. Ju--just a moment. 1185 01:03:29,022 --> 01:03:31,851 I would like to propose a toast. 1186 01:03:31,938 --> 01:03:35,507 I would like to propose a toast to my little bride, Ellen. 1187 01:03:35,594 --> 01:03:37,422 [all] Ellen? 1188 01:03:37,509 --> 01:03:39,424 -[slurred speech] I-- I--I mean Midge. -Oh. 1189 01:03:39,511 --> 01:03:42,166 -Oh. -Midge. Whew. 1190 01:03:42,253 --> 01:03:44,037 -I'm getting dizzy. -[laughter] 1191 01:03:46,257 --> 01:03:50,087 Um, tomorrow afternoon, we're all 1192 01:03:50,174 --> 01:03:52,741 going to meet at the little library around the corner. 1193 01:03:55,135 --> 01:03:58,835 Hm? At the little library around the corner. 1194 01:03:58,922 --> 01:04:03,361 And for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, 1195 01:04:03,448 --> 01:04:08,322 for richer or for poorer, 'til potato salad do us part. 1196 01:04:08,409 --> 01:04:09,846 [laughter] 1197 01:04:15,199 --> 01:04:16,417 Whoa. 1198 01:04:16,504 --> 01:04:18,506 [laughter] 1199 01:04:18,593 --> 01:04:19,681 Ooh. 1200 01:04:25,905 --> 01:04:28,908 Pierre, more champagne, please. 1201 01:04:33,739 --> 01:04:36,873 Oh brother, I can't take this any longer. 1202 01:04:41,181 --> 01:04:43,531 Now, pardon me. 1203 01:04:43,618 --> 01:04:47,840 Oh, what kind of a constitution has that brother of mine got? 1204 01:04:47,927 --> 01:04:51,278 I'll never let him take another drink while I'm inside him. 1205 01:04:51,365 --> 01:04:52,584 Never. 1206 01:04:58,590 --> 01:04:59,808 Hello, Charlie. 1207 01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:01,245 Hey, give me a Bromo, will you? 1208 01:05:04,596 --> 01:05:06,511 Hey, Charlie. 1209 01:05:06,598 --> 01:05:07,947 Let me have a Bromo, will you? 1210 01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:14,867 Let me have a Bromo, will you, please, Charlie. 1211 01:05:19,089 --> 01:05:21,656 Charlie, let me have a Bromo. 1212 01:05:21,743 --> 01:05:23,876 It ain't gonna do you any good. 1213 01:05:23,963 --> 01:05:25,530 I've been standing here for 15 minutes 1214 01:05:25,617 --> 01:05:27,227 and I can't get a Bromo. 1215 01:05:27,314 --> 01:05:28,837 Can I have a Bromo? 1216 01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:43,069 [inaudible] was right. 1217 01:05:53,688 --> 01:05:55,473 How do you like that? 1218 01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:57,910 I finally got the Bromo and I can't pick it up. 1219 01:05:57,997 --> 01:06:01,609 I can't pick up the Bromo. 1220 01:06:01,696 --> 01:06:05,091 Charlie, how about that Bromo? 1221 01:06:05,178 --> 01:06:07,137 I just gave you a Bromo. 1222 01:06:07,224 --> 01:06:08,529 Where is it? 1223 01:06:13,665 --> 01:06:15,841 What did you run away for? 1224 01:06:15,928 --> 01:06:17,843 Halt, or I'll shoot! 1225 01:06:17,930 --> 01:06:21,020 You'll have to be quicker on the draw, tenderfoot. 1226 01:06:23,631 --> 01:06:25,198 Charlie? 1227 01:06:25,285 --> 01:06:26,939 Please let me have a Bromo, will you? 1228 01:06:42,650 --> 01:06:45,349 Charlie? Charlie! 1229 01:06:45,436 --> 01:06:46,828 Charlie? 1230 01:06:48,787 --> 01:06:51,050 What kind of a game is this you're trying to play? 1231 01:06:54,271 --> 01:06:55,533 Don't leave me, pal. 1232 01:06:55,620 --> 01:06:56,882 Don't leave me alone with this. 1233 01:06:56,969 --> 01:06:58,971 Don't leave me with it. Here. 1234 01:06:59,058 --> 01:07:00,886 Help me hold it and keep it from squirming. 1235 01:07:00,973 --> 01:07:02,496 That's a boy. 1236 01:07:06,196 --> 01:07:07,588 Oh, brother. 1237 01:07:07,675 --> 01:07:09,112 I wish I were dead. 1238 01:07:24,127 --> 01:07:25,041 Psst. 1239 01:07:25,128 --> 01:07:26,433 Ellen? 1240 01:07:28,305 --> 01:07:29,480 Ellen? 1241 01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:40,578 Ellen, I should like very much to converse with you. 1242 01:07:40,665 --> 01:07:42,449 There are a few small matters that would like to clarify. 1243 01:07:42,536 --> 01:07:45,757 Ellen, please. You must listen to me. 1244 01:07:45,844 --> 01:07:48,368 Stop shouting. Everyone's looking. 1245 01:07:48,455 --> 01:07:50,283 I want to explain about last night. 1246 01:07:50,370 --> 01:07:51,980 Well, it better be good. 1247 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:54,070 Making me wait hours for potato salad, 1248 01:07:54,157 --> 01:07:55,680 then telephoning me and barking like a dog, meowing like a cat, 1249 01:07:55,767 --> 01:07:57,508 and hooting like an owl. 1250 01:07:57,595 --> 01:07:59,292 Oh, well, I guess I'd better start at the beginning. 1251 01:07:59,379 --> 01:08:01,425 -Please don't bother. -Oh, Ellen, listen. 1252 01:08:01,512 --> 01:08:03,731 I went to purchase some potato salad, remember? 1253 01:08:03,818 --> 01:08:06,212 And then I began to feel peculiar and I heard that harp music. 1254 01:08:06,299 --> 01:08:07,996 So instead of asking for potato salad, 1255 01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:09,737 I asked for Prospect Park. 1256 01:08:09,824 --> 01:08:11,913 Oh, I see. That's perfectly natural. 1257 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,046 Whenever I hear Piccolo music, I ask for Coney Island. 1258 01:08:14,133 --> 01:08:15,874 Oh, I know it all sounds strange. 1259 01:08:15,961 --> 01:08:17,615 But the next thing I knew, I jumped off a bus. 1260 01:08:17,702 --> 01:08:19,486 And my brother was there waiting for me. 1261 01:08:19,573 --> 01:08:21,662 He had been killed the night before. 1262 01:08:21,749 --> 01:08:22,968 Oh. 1263 01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:30,584 Don't judge me until I finish. You must hear me through. 1264 01:08:30,671 --> 01:08:32,282 Go away. 1265 01:08:32,369 --> 01:08:34,501 Then, I had to go to the Pelican Club 1266 01:08:34,588 --> 01:08:36,416 and sing so the district attorney wouldn't know I was dead-- 1267 01:08:36,503 --> 01:08:39,941 I--I mean that Buster, who is now Buzzy, was dead. 1268 01:08:40,028 --> 01:08:42,553 -Is that clear? -Oh, yes. Very. You're insane. 1269 01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:44,816 Yes. But I didn't forget about you. 1270 01:08:44,903 --> 01:08:46,905 That's why I telephoned. 1271 01:08:46,992 --> 01:08:48,950 But a little dog barked and so I said it was a pet shop. 1272 01:08:49,037 --> 01:08:50,735 I tried to get away, but I couldn't on account 1273 01:08:50,822 --> 01:08:53,259 of Midge because we're engaged. 1274 01:08:53,346 --> 01:08:57,176 I--that is that Buzzy and Midge we're engaged, 1275 01:08:57,263 --> 01:09:00,005 but I was Buzzy then. 1276 01:09:00,092 --> 01:09:01,920 Oh, well who are you now? 1277 01:09:02,007 --> 01:09:03,748 Oh, I'm myself now. 1278 01:09:03,835 --> 01:09:05,445 But I don't know long it will last. 1279 01:09:05,532 --> 01:09:06,968 Come around when you change back to Buzzy. 1280 01:09:07,055 --> 01:09:08,753 Oh, it's true, Ellen. Really, it's true. 1281 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:11,059 That's how Buzzy is. I had nothing to do with it. 1282 01:09:11,147 --> 01:09:12,713 I hear music and he gets inside me. 1283 01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,062 Oh. 1284 01:09:46,269 --> 01:09:47,835 Ellen? 1285 01:09:47,922 --> 01:09:48,923 You got a nerve hanging around here. 1286 01:09:49,010 --> 01:09:50,577 You just got me fired. 1287 01:09:50,664 --> 01:09:52,013 I'm sorry, but I must resort to force. 1288 01:09:52,100 --> 01:09:54,059 Oh, now you're a caveman. 1289 01:09:54,146 --> 01:09:56,235 Well, the Neanderthal man had his merits. 1290 01:09:56,322 --> 01:09:58,019 Now, you listen. 1291 01:09:58,106 --> 01:10:00,021 I'm taking you to the church right this minute 1292 01:10:00,108 --> 01:10:01,849 and get the girl who is waiting there to marry me to tell you 1293 01:10:01,936 --> 01:10:03,808 how when I was Buzzy Bellew I got mixed up in this 1294 01:10:03,895 --> 01:10:05,505 because Buzzy was supposed to marry her. 1295 01:10:05,592 --> 01:10:07,507 So when I'm not Buzzy, why should I have to? 1296 01:10:07,594 --> 01:10:09,596 And so we'll face the whole thing together. 1297 01:10:09,683 --> 01:10:11,032 Oh, we will? 1298 01:10:11,119 --> 01:10:13,165 [gasp] 1299 01:10:13,252 --> 01:10:14,732 Oh! 1300 01:10:14,819 --> 01:10:17,038 You're nutty as a fruitcake. 1301 01:10:17,125 --> 01:10:18,779 First thing you know, two men in uniform 1302 01:10:18,866 --> 01:10:20,172 will be coming to carry you off. 1303 01:10:20,259 --> 01:10:21,608 [police sirens] 1304 01:10:31,662 --> 01:10:33,229 Come along with us, young fellow. 1305 01:10:33,316 --> 01:10:34,491 Just a moment. What are you doing? 1306 01:10:34,578 --> 01:10:35,796 -Come on. -Quit arguing. 1307 01:10:35,883 --> 01:10:37,058 Oh, wait a minute, officer. 1308 01:10:37,145 --> 01:10:38,538 You have the wrong fellow. 1309 01:10:38,625 --> 01:10:40,453 I'm a peaceful, law-abiding citizen. 1310 01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:41,628 Sorry, bud, but we got orders from the DA to take you in. 1311 01:10:41,715 --> 01:10:43,717 Get in the car. Get in. 1312 01:10:43,804 --> 01:10:46,503 Move over. 1313 01:10:46,590 --> 01:10:50,246 Only yesterday he was just a nice, sweet ordinary genius. 1314 01:11:01,039 --> 01:11:04,869 Sorry we had to place you in protective custody, Mr. Bellew. 1315 01:11:04,956 --> 01:11:06,871 It was for your own safety. 1316 01:11:06,958 --> 01:11:08,525 Ross, you should've taken care of that during my absence. 1317 01:11:08,612 --> 01:11:10,048 Well, luckily, it turned out all right. 1318 01:11:10,135 --> 01:11:11,876 Mr. Bellew is here in the flesh. 1319 01:11:11,963 --> 01:11:15,140 -In the flesh? -Oh. Buster. 1320 01:11:15,227 --> 01:11:17,403 Buster, please, Buster. 1321 01:11:17,490 --> 01:11:19,144 Huh? 1322 01:11:19,231 --> 01:11:22,103 Uh, nothing. I-- 1323 01:11:22,190 --> 01:11:23,801 Oh, I thought-- 1324 01:11:23,888 --> 01:11:26,020 well, let's get on to business Mr. Bellew. 1325 01:11:26,107 --> 01:11:27,892 You told me that you had the goods on Ten 1326 01:11:27,979 --> 01:11:29,850 Grand for that Brooklyn murder. 1327 01:11:29,937 --> 01:11:31,809 Now, before I can secure an indictment, 1328 01:11:31,896 --> 01:11:35,465 I'd like to get a detailed statement from you. 1329 01:11:35,552 --> 01:11:38,337 Well, I'm not quite prepared yet. 1330 01:11:38,424 --> 01:11:41,297 I'm waiting for something to happen. 1331 01:11:41,384 --> 01:11:44,865 Uh, just what are you expecting to happen? 1332 01:11:44,952 --> 01:11:47,564 [singing] Buster. 1333 01:11:47,651 --> 01:11:48,826 Buster. 1334 01:11:48,913 --> 01:11:50,697 Buster. 1335 01:11:50,784 --> 01:11:51,785 Buster. 1336 01:11:51,872 --> 01:11:53,134 [humming] 1337 01:11:53,221 --> 01:11:54,571 Buster, please. 1338 01:11:59,706 --> 01:12:01,926 It doesn't look like it's going to happen. 1339 01:12:02,013 --> 01:12:06,191 -Buster! -Calm down, Mr. Bellew. 1340 01:12:06,278 --> 01:12:08,672 You're as safe as a church. 1341 01:12:08,759 --> 01:12:10,282 Will you have a cigar? 1342 01:12:10,369 --> 01:12:12,980 No, thank you. 1343 01:12:13,067 --> 01:12:15,766 We haven't much time. 1344 01:12:15,853 --> 01:12:18,421 You saw Ten Grand at the scene of the murder, didn't you? 1345 01:12:18,508 --> 01:12:20,684 Oh, yes. Yes. 1346 01:12:20,771 --> 01:12:22,947 I surprised him in flagrante delicto. 1347 01:12:23,034 --> 01:12:24,992 Oh, flagrante de--well, good. 1348 01:12:25,079 --> 01:12:26,385 Proceed. 1349 01:12:26,472 --> 01:12:28,082 Proceed? 1350 01:12:28,169 --> 01:12:31,999 Well, I ripped off my stint at the Pelican 1351 01:12:32,086 --> 01:12:36,700 Cabaret, where I'm engaged is a song and dance entertainer. 1352 01:12:36,787 --> 01:12:40,486 I was a little bit brought down, so I retired to my digs. 1353 01:12:40,573 --> 01:12:44,838 I had four or five quick slugs of hooch. 1354 01:12:44,925 --> 01:12:48,015 And in consequence, I spent a nuit blanche. 1355 01:12:48,102 --> 01:12:50,888 I decided to take a walk. 1356 01:12:50,975 --> 01:12:53,325 After walking awhile, I-- 1357 01:12:53,412 --> 01:12:55,501 my dogs got tired, so I hollered for a breather 1358 01:12:55,588 --> 01:12:57,590 in a deserted cul-de-sac. 1359 01:12:57,677 --> 01:13:00,158 Now, this hoodlum, Ten Grand, drove up in an armored car, 1360 01:13:00,245 --> 01:13:01,986 stalking his victim-- 1361 01:13:02,073 --> 01:13:05,337 tall, thin man with a red beard. 1362 01:13:05,424 --> 01:13:08,253 I suspected foul play the instant--the instant Ten Grand 1363 01:13:08,340 --> 01:13:10,255 produced his Gatling guns. 1364 01:13:10,342 --> 01:13:12,649 There was a hail of lead. 1365 01:13:12,736 --> 01:13:16,130 And the victim fell, fatally pierced 1366 01:13:16,217 --> 01:13:17,741 through the pericardial region. 1367 01:13:20,570 --> 01:13:23,442 And there you are, gentlemen. 1368 01:13:23,529 --> 01:13:25,531 It's an open and shut case. 1369 01:13:25,618 --> 01:13:27,141 May I go now? 1370 01:13:27,228 --> 01:13:30,797 Just a minute, if you don't mind. 1371 01:13:30,884 --> 01:13:34,801 Mr. Bellew, your story is satisfactory except for a few minor details. 1372 01:13:34,888 --> 01:13:38,805 Oh, well, it was quite dark, and I may have slipped up on one or two points. 1373 01:13:38,892 --> 01:13:41,895 Yes. In the first place, the tall, thin man with a red beard 1374 01:13:41,982 --> 01:13:45,116 was a short, fat fan dancer named Choo-Choo Laverne. 1375 01:13:48,075 --> 01:13:50,034 Amazing. 1376 01:13:50,121 --> 01:13:52,863 -Her disguise was perfect. -Undoubtedly. 1377 01:13:52,950 --> 01:13:55,866 In the second place, she was strangled, not shot. 1378 01:13:55,953 --> 01:13:58,564 Mr. Bellew, you told me on the phone 1379 01:13:58,651 --> 01:14:00,914 you knew the name under which Choo-Choo Laverne rented that safety deposit box. 1380 01:14:01,001 --> 01:14:02,786 You said it contains the evidence of Ten Grand's counterfeiting racket. 1381 01:14:02,873 --> 01:14:04,483 What was that girl's real name? 1382 01:14:04,570 --> 01:14:05,745 The name she used when she rented the box. 1383 01:14:05,832 --> 01:14:06,920 No more of your phony quibbling. 1384 01:14:07,007 --> 01:14:07,965 Oh, that's her name. 1385 01:14:08,052 --> 01:14:09,227 Phony Quibbling. 1386 01:14:09,314 --> 01:14:11,229 I--I mean Fanny Quibbling. 1387 01:14:11,316 --> 01:14:15,842 After all, what's in a name, as Shakespeare once said. 1388 01:14:15,929 --> 01:14:17,714 Buster! Buster! 1389 01:14:17,801 --> 01:14:19,324 Who is this Buster you keep yelling about? 1390 01:14:19,411 --> 01:14:20,934 Somebody higher up who's behind all this? 1391 01:14:21,021 --> 01:14:22,588 Yes. That's it. Somebody higher up. 1392 01:14:22,675 --> 01:14:23,850 And I wish he'd hurry and come down. 1393 01:14:23,937 --> 01:14:26,331 Buster! Buster! 1394 01:14:26,418 --> 01:14:28,333 Nobody's perfect, Midge. 1395 01:14:28,420 --> 01:14:30,422 And you know Buzzy's kind of irresponsible. 1396 01:14:30,509 --> 01:14:32,076 I wouldn't mind if this were the first time 1397 01:14:32,163 --> 01:14:33,207 this had happened. 1398 01:14:33,294 --> 01:14:35,035 What time is it now? 1399 01:14:35,122 --> 01:14:36,776 Six o'clock. 1400 01:14:36,863 --> 01:14:38,474 I wouldn't wait this long for a divorce. 1401 01:14:41,868 --> 01:14:43,522 Monte, will you marry me? 1402 01:14:43,609 --> 01:14:45,089 What? 1403 01:14:45,176 --> 01:14:47,395 I mean it. 1404 01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:49,789 Well, only a heel would take advantage 1405 01:14:49,876 --> 01:14:51,269 of a situation like this. 1406 01:14:54,533 --> 01:14:56,535 I guess I'm a heel. 1407 01:14:56,622 --> 01:14:57,754 Well, the stage is set. 1408 01:14:57,841 --> 01:14:59,582 We've got all the props. 1409 01:14:59,669 --> 01:15:03,673 Well, Midge, you know how superstitious I am. 1410 01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:05,675 Would you mind if we don't get married in the same church 1411 01:15:05,762 --> 01:15:07,590 where Buzzy stood you up? 1412 01:15:07,677 --> 01:15:09,592 You're right. 1413 01:15:09,679 --> 01:15:11,463 Let's look around for a couple of days, and maybe we can 1414 01:15:11,550 --> 01:15:13,291 find a church where he hasn't. 1415 01:15:13,378 --> 01:15:15,249 Are you trying to wreck my political career? 1416 01:15:15,336 --> 01:15:17,556 -Are you involved with Ten Grand Jackson? -No. 1417 01:15:17,643 --> 01:15:18,731 Are you a member of his mob or did they pay you off? 1418 01:15:18,818 --> 01:15:22,213 No, no, no! Buster! Buster! 1419 01:15:22,300 --> 01:15:24,824 All right. I'll give you one more chance, or so help me, 1420 01:15:24,911 --> 01:15:28,219 I'll railroad you for withholding evidence. 1421 01:15:28,306 --> 01:15:30,308 All right. 1422 01:15:30,395 --> 01:15:33,224 I'll tell you the truth. 1423 01:15:33,311 --> 01:15:35,922 Now you're coming to your senses. 1424 01:15:36,009 --> 01:15:38,577 Get every word of this, Miss Hutchison. 1425 01:15:38,664 --> 01:15:40,144 -Here. -Thank you. 1426 01:15:43,582 --> 01:15:48,935 Now, well, I went to Schmitt's Delicatessen 1427 01:15:49,022 --> 01:15:50,633 for some potato salad. 1428 01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:52,591 The harp music made me feel cold and damp 1429 01:15:52,678 --> 01:15:55,333 and the potato salad turned into Prospect Park. 1430 01:15:55,420 --> 01:15:57,814 And then I jumped off the bus and 1431 01:15:57,901 --> 01:15:59,250 there was Buster walking in a block of stone 1432 01:15:59,337 --> 01:16:01,078 because he was dead. 1433 01:16:01,165 --> 01:16:02,645 Then, the water squirted through his head, 1434 01:16:02,732 --> 01:16:04,124 but the policeman didn't feel him 1435 01:16:04,211 --> 01:16:05,430 when he kicked him because he was 1436 01:16:05,517 --> 01:16:06,736 swinging by his tail in a tree. 1437 01:16:06,823 --> 01:16:08,781 And that is, he thought he was. 1438 01:16:08,868 --> 01:16:10,957 And then he put his arm around the girl 1439 01:16:11,044 --> 01:16:14,221 and she didn't see him, but then Sailor knocked me down. 1440 01:16:14,308 --> 01:16:16,528 That's when Buster got inside my body and started to dance. 1441 01:16:16,615 --> 01:16:20,097 Holy jumping Republicans, throw this maniac out of here! 1442 01:16:20,184 --> 01:16:22,534 Throw him into the river! Do anything with him! 1443 01:16:22,621 --> 01:16:25,276 And drop the charges against Ten Grand Jackson. We've got no case. 1444 01:16:25,363 --> 01:16:27,583 No, don't drop the charges. Ten Grand did it. Buster will tell you. Buster! 1445 01:16:27,670 --> 01:16:29,628 Buster! Come down and get inside of me. 1446 01:16:29,715 --> 01:16:31,499 Please hurry, Buster! Please! 1447 01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:32,979 Take him away. I can't stand the sight of him. 1448 01:16:33,066 --> 01:16:34,633 No. No. 1449 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:36,287 They'll kill me, too. They're after me. 1450 01:16:36,374 --> 01:16:37,418 I want police protection. 1451 01:16:37,505 --> 01:16:39,464 Police protection? 1452 01:16:39,551 --> 01:16:40,770 I'm issuing a general order to every policeman in New York 1453 01:16:40,857 --> 01:16:42,772 City to arrest you on sight-- 1454 01:16:42,859 --> 01:16:45,644 shoot you if necessary--if you so much as come near them. 1455 01:16:45,731 --> 01:16:47,124 Throw that idiot out! 1456 01:16:47,211 --> 01:16:48,516 Oh, but Mr. O'Brien-- 1457 01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:50,867 Mr. O'Brien! 1458 01:16:50,954 --> 01:16:52,651 But I just have to talk to the district attorney 1459 01:16:52,738 --> 01:16:54,131 about a young man he arrested. 1460 01:16:54,218 --> 01:16:56,002 He's not really out of his mind. 1461 01:16:56,089 --> 01:16:58,483 I upset him because he's not used to girls, and-- 1462 01:16:58,570 --> 01:17:00,137 what? 1463 01:17:00,224 --> 01:17:01,878 The district attorney is out to dinner? 1464 01:17:01,965 --> 01:17:03,880 Well, when will he be back? 1465 01:17:03,967 --> 01:17:05,664 The opera? 1466 01:17:05,751 --> 01:17:07,144 Well, I'll call him later. 1467 01:17:07,231 --> 01:17:08,580 Goodbye. 1468 01:17:12,323 --> 01:17:14,194 [knocking] 1469 01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:28,556 Mr. Dingle, what are you doing on my fire escape? 1470 01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:30,123 There are two gentlemen after me, watching the front door. 1471 01:17:30,210 --> 01:17:31,908 I--I had to come up this way. 1472 01:17:31,995 --> 01:17:33,561 If a policeman sees you climbing fire escapes, 1473 01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:34,998 he'll think you're a second story man. 1474 01:17:35,085 --> 01:17:37,087 Oh, don't mention the police. 1475 01:17:37,174 --> 01:17:38,349 All the police in New York have orders to shoot me on sight. 1476 01:17:38,436 --> 01:17:39,916 I can well understand that. 1477 01:17:40,003 --> 01:17:41,613 Please listen. 1478 01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:43,310 I was just with the district attorney. 1479 01:17:43,397 --> 01:17:45,138 I don't believe a word you're saying. 1480 01:17:45,225 --> 01:17:46,749 I happen to know the district attorney is on his way 1481 01:17:46,836 --> 01:17:48,576 to the opera. Now, you'd better go. 1482 01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:50,317 Oh, Ellen, please let me come in. 1483 01:17:50,404 --> 01:17:51,928 If you poke your head in this window one more 1484 01:17:52,015 --> 01:17:53,756 inch, so help me, I'll chop it off. 1485 01:17:53,843 --> 01:17:55,453 You're nothing but a Jekyll and Hyde 1486 01:17:55,540 --> 01:17:57,107 and the biggest liar in the whole world. 1487 01:17:57,194 --> 01:17:58,848 Ellen, please don't doubt me. 1488 01:17:58,935 --> 01:18:00,153 Honestly, I'm not lying. 1489 01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:01,981 I--I couldn't lie to you. 1490 01:18:02,068 --> 01:18:03,591 I couldn't lie to anyone about whom I feel-- 1491 01:18:07,334 --> 01:18:12,383 that is, for whom I feel such a feeling as I feel. 1492 01:18:12,470 --> 01:18:14,385 I'd like to believe you, Edwin. 1493 01:18:14,472 --> 01:18:16,343 But if I were only sure you're telling the truth. 1494 01:18:16,430 --> 01:18:18,171 Oh, but I am. Honestly, I am. May I come in for a minute? 1495 01:18:18,258 --> 01:18:19,956 -No. -Please? 1496 01:18:20,043 --> 01:18:21,305 Not until I've heard what you've got to say. 1497 01:18:21,392 --> 01:18:23,133 Now, go ahead. 1498 01:18:23,220 --> 01:18:25,613 Well, my brother Buster is Buzzy Bellew. 1499 01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:27,311 He was killed last night, and I told 1500 01:18:27,398 --> 01:18:29,269 his ghost I would help him. 1501 01:18:29,356 --> 01:18:30,880 But I didn't think he'd keep getting inside me and-- 1502 01:18:35,754 --> 01:18:37,800 Ellen! Ellen, please. 1503 01:18:37,887 --> 01:18:39,366 Ellen, please let me come in. 1504 01:18:39,453 --> 01:18:41,020 Ellen. Ellen. 1505 01:18:41,107 --> 01:18:42,369 Ellen, please. 1506 01:18:42,456 --> 01:18:44,328 Ellen, please let me come in. 1507 01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,769 [knocking on door] 1508 01:18:50,856 --> 01:18:52,423 Come in. 1509 01:19:00,866 --> 01:19:03,086 Well, where is he, sister? 1510 01:19:03,173 --> 01:19:04,870 He? Who? 1511 01:19:04,957 --> 01:19:06,785 Your boyfriend. 1512 01:19:06,872 --> 01:19:08,787 Please go away. There's nobody here. 1513 01:19:08,874 --> 01:19:10,180 What did she say, Torso? 1514 01:19:10,267 --> 01:19:11,398 Oh, forget it. Come on. 1515 01:19:11,485 --> 01:19:12,617 Let's look around. 1516 01:19:17,883 --> 01:19:20,146 And don't try phoning the police, babe. 1517 01:19:25,412 --> 01:19:27,806 [knocking] 1518 01:19:27,893 --> 01:19:30,809 Where is he? 1519 01:19:30,896 --> 01:19:32,463 Oh, nervous, huh? 1520 01:19:32,550 --> 01:19:33,812 What did you say, Torso? 1521 01:19:33,899 --> 01:19:35,901 She's not--go on. 1522 01:19:35,988 --> 01:19:37,468 Look in the closet. 1523 01:19:54,093 --> 01:19:55,791 [tapping] 1524 01:20:01,927 --> 01:20:03,886 It's cold. 1525 01:20:03,973 --> 01:20:06,845 When I do that loud enough, the janitor turns the heat on. 1526 01:20:06,932 --> 01:20:09,805 What did she say, Torso? 1527 01:20:09,892 --> 01:20:11,719 [tapping] 1528 01:20:13,634 --> 01:20:14,984 That's the janitor knocking back. 1529 01:20:15,071 --> 01:20:17,203 [banging] 1530 01:20:22,992 --> 01:20:25,559 Listen, you two. There must be some mistake. 1531 01:20:25,646 --> 01:20:27,518 I know he's peculiar, but Mr. Dingle wouldn't hurt a fly. 1532 01:20:27,605 --> 01:20:29,215 Dingle? Who's Dingle? 1533 01:20:29,302 --> 01:20:30,956 You said my boyfriend. 1534 01:20:36,005 --> 01:20:37,571 How do you like that? 1535 01:20:37,658 --> 01:20:38,877 She's two-timing Buzzy Bellew while he's 1536 01:20:38,964 --> 01:20:40,444 two-timing Midge Mallon. 1537 01:20:40,531 --> 01:20:42,011 Buzzy Bellew? 1538 01:20:42,098 --> 01:20:43,316 Then he was telling-- 1539 01:20:43,403 --> 01:20:44,665 I mean, isn't Buzzy Bellew dead? 1540 01:20:44,752 --> 01:20:46,319 That's what we want to know. 1541 01:20:46,406 --> 01:20:47,886 We bumped him off and he bounced back. 1542 01:20:47,973 --> 01:20:49,279 Dead, huh? 1543 01:20:49,366 --> 01:20:50,280 How much do you know, sister? 1544 01:20:50,367 --> 01:20:51,890 [Torso] Yeah. 1545 01:20:51,977 --> 01:20:53,457 We want to ask you some questions. 1546 01:20:53,544 --> 01:20:55,285 All right. I'll tell you. 1547 01:20:55,372 --> 01:20:56,634 I don't know why I should protect Buzzy 1548 01:20:56,721 --> 01:20:58,636 Bellew if he's two-timing me. 1549 01:20:58,723 --> 01:21:01,378 He's picking Midge Mallon up at the Pelican Club right now. 1550 01:21:01,465 --> 01:21:03,423 He knows you're after him, so they're 1551 01:21:03,510 --> 01:21:06,731 leaving for Chicago on the 720 from Grand Central Station. 1552 01:21:06,818 --> 01:21:08,907 If you hurry, you can just about make it. 1553 01:21:08,994 --> 01:21:10,822 [glass breaking] 1554 01:21:15,087 --> 01:21:16,959 Buster! 1555 01:21:23,052 --> 01:21:25,358 Buster! 1556 01:21:33,584 --> 01:21:34,933 The Vatican! 1557 01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:35,934 Shush-shooey. 1558 01:21:36,021 --> 01:21:37,240 Shh. 1559 01:21:42,114 --> 01:21:43,463 What are you doing? 1560 01:21:43,550 --> 01:21:45,117 Shh. Quiet. They'll hear you. 1561 01:21:45,204 --> 01:21:46,771 Who--who will hear? 1562 01:21:46,858 --> 01:21:48,033 Chimp and Torso. They're after me. 1563 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:49,339 Those two men in black. 1564 01:21:49,426 --> 01:21:51,167 You mean the men in white? 1565 01:22:09,359 --> 01:22:10,403 [pounding] 1566 01:22:10,490 --> 01:22:11,622 -Shh. -Who is-- 1567 01:22:11,709 --> 01:22:13,189 Hide. Hide me. 1568 01:22:13,276 --> 01:22:15,191 I--I don't-- 1569 01:22:15,278 --> 01:22:18,585 I don't--don't go in! 1570 01:22:18,672 --> 01:22:20,065 Pardon me, madam. Don't be alarmed. 1571 01:22:20,152 --> 01:22:22,024 Papa! Help, papa! 1572 01:22:22,111 --> 01:22:25,027 You get out right now! American! Get out! 1573 01:22:25,114 --> 01:22:27,899 -Oh, please don't do that. -American, I told you, get out! 1574 01:22:27,986 --> 01:22:29,988 Buster! Buster, you must help me. 1575 01:22:30,075 --> 01:22:32,686 I need you, Buster. Please! 1576 01:22:32,773 --> 01:22:35,080 Mama, mama! He needs you. 1577 01:22:35,167 --> 01:22:36,821 Why should he need me? 1578 01:22:36,908 --> 01:22:38,997 Why he should? Because he's American. 1579 01:22:39,084 --> 01:22:40,346 Now, get out. 1580 01:22:40,433 --> 01:22:42,174 Buster, at last you're here. 1581 01:22:42,261 --> 01:22:44,133 Well, I've been trying to get to you, kid, 1582 01:22:44,220 --> 01:22:46,613 but I've had a hangover that was out of this world. 1583 01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:49,007 Now, look, never take another drink while I'm inside you, will you? 1584 01:22:49,094 --> 01:22:50,617 Well, you must help me at once. 1585 01:22:50,704 --> 01:22:51,967 My--my--my life is in jeopardy. 1586 01:22:52,054 --> 01:22:53,403 Get out! Get out! 1587 01:22:53,490 --> 01:22:54,708 Papa, be quiet. 1588 01:22:54,795 --> 01:22:55,971 The young man is in trouble. 1589 01:22:56,058 --> 01:22:58,016 He wants me to help him. 1590 01:22:58,103 --> 01:23:00,062 I got bad news for you, kid. 1591 01:23:00,149 --> 01:23:01,672 I can't help you anymore. 1592 01:23:01,759 --> 01:23:03,717 Oh, but you must, Buster. You simply must. 1593 01:23:03,804 --> 01:23:05,067 You--you can't turn me down now. 1594 01:23:05,154 --> 01:23:06,764 What do you want me to do? 1595 01:23:06,851 --> 01:23:08,766 Well, they're coming after me to kill me. 1596 01:23:08,853 --> 01:23:10,855 Just go, pfft, like you said you would and make them disappear. 1597 01:23:10,942 --> 01:23:14,032 You mean I should go, pfft, and make who do what? 1598 01:23:14,119 --> 01:23:16,730 You--you mama, you just go, fin-fee. 1599 01:23:16,817 --> 01:23:18,950 Let him disappear. We do this every day. 1600 01:23:19,037 --> 01:23:21,648 Please be quiet. I can't hear what Buster is saying. 1601 01:23:21,735 --> 01:23:24,042 Well, the Buster's--what-- 1602 01:23:24,129 --> 01:23:25,174 she Buster? 1603 01:23:25,261 --> 01:23:26,827 Buster, I'm very sorry. 1604 01:23:26,914 --> 01:23:28,046 I didn't know I was talking so loud. 1605 01:23:28,133 --> 01:23:29,134 Busty, Busty, Buster. 1606 01:23:29,221 --> 01:23:30,309 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1607 01:23:30,396 --> 01:23:31,876 Good evening, Buster. 1608 01:23:31,963 --> 01:23:33,182 You're looking well. 1609 01:23:33,269 --> 01:23:35,097 -[laughter] -Quiet! 1610 01:23:35,184 --> 01:23:37,273 Come on, kid. We can't talk with these characters here. 1611 01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:38,709 I've got a lot to tell you. 1612 01:23:40,624 --> 01:23:41,712 Follow me. 1613 01:23:44,062 --> 01:23:45,629 Oh, I'm--I'm-- I'm sorry. 1614 01:23:45,716 --> 01:23:47,109 My brother just walked through that door. 1615 01:23:47,196 --> 01:23:48,458 I--I have to go with him. 1616 01:23:48,545 --> 01:23:51,939 Bon voyage. 1617 01:23:52,027 --> 01:23:53,637 Excuse me. 1618 01:24:00,905 --> 01:24:02,254 Now, get this, kid. I haven't much time. 1619 01:24:02,341 --> 01:24:03,647 I can't get to you anymore. 1620 01:24:03,734 --> 01:24:05,083 I've run out of ectoplasm. 1621 01:24:05,170 --> 01:24:06,693 From now on, you're on your own. 1622 01:24:06,780 --> 01:24:08,739 Good heavens. What shall I do? 1623 01:24:08,826 --> 01:24:10,567 Perhaps if you give me the evidence on Ten Grand, 1624 01:24:10,654 --> 01:24:12,482 I could get to the district attorney with it. 1625 01:24:12,569 --> 01:24:15,137 -He's at the opera. -Good. Now, here's the dope. 1626 01:24:15,224 --> 01:24:17,139 The girl who was murdered was Choo-Choo Laverne, the fan dancer. 1627 01:24:17,226 --> 01:24:18,314 Choo-Choo Laverne, the fan dancer? 1628 01:24:18,401 --> 01:24:19,663 That's right. 1629 01:24:19,750 --> 01:24:21,099 He's talking to a salami. 1630 01:24:21,186 --> 01:24:22,927 He thinks it is a fan dancer. 1631 01:24:23,014 --> 01:24:24,929 Such a nice boy, too. 1632 01:24:25,016 --> 01:24:26,757 Let me look. 1633 01:24:26,844 --> 01:24:28,541 -Then, Ten Grand murdered her? -That's it. 1634 01:24:28,628 --> 01:24:30,891 When she threaten to spill the beans to the cops, 1635 01:24:30,978 --> 01:24:32,589 he hit her over the head with a champagne bottle and choked her. 1636 01:24:32,676 --> 01:24:34,199 I'll remember-- champagne, drunken brawl. 1637 01:24:34,286 --> 01:24:35,983 She threatened to inform the police. 1638 01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:37,246 Papa, now he's talking to a bottle of pickles 1639 01:24:37,333 --> 01:24:38,725 and thinks it's a policeman. 1640 01:24:38,812 --> 01:24:40,423 I wish it was. 1641 01:24:40,510 --> 01:24:42,120 I saw Ten Grand carry her out. 1642 01:24:42,207 --> 01:24:44,340 Now, get this Edwin, it's very important-- 1643 01:24:44,427 --> 01:24:46,255 Choo-Choo Laverne's real name was Minnie Smith. 1644 01:24:46,342 --> 01:24:47,865 And she hid some of the evidence she 1645 01:24:47,952 --> 01:24:49,867 had on Ten Grand, along with some 1646 01:24:49,954 --> 01:24:52,217 of his phony money in a safe deposit box under that name-- 1647 01:24:52,304 --> 01:24:53,914 Minnie Smith. 1648 01:24:54,001 --> 01:24:55,916 -Oh, Buster, I wish you could-- -[bang] 1649 01:24:56,003 --> 01:24:57,962 What was that? 1650 01:24:58,049 --> 01:25:00,182 Well, kid, if you get out of this one, you'll be a new man. 1651 01:25:00,269 --> 01:25:03,707 And if you don't, I'll be seeing you. 1652 01:25:03,794 --> 01:25:05,143 Buster! 1653 01:25:05,230 --> 01:25:06,710 Buster! Buster, don't go! 1654 01:25:06,797 --> 01:25:09,147 Come back! Buster! 1655 01:25:09,234 --> 01:25:10,757 Such a nice boy, and so panicky! 1656 01:25:10,844 --> 01:25:12,150 [gunshot] 1657 01:25:16,241 --> 01:25:19,201 Come on. 1658 01:25:19,288 --> 01:25:22,204 Papa, one goes in, three come out. 1659 01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:34,346 [gunshots] 1660 01:25:36,957 --> 01:25:38,698 Papa, look. 1661 01:25:38,785 --> 01:25:42,006 Now we are open for business 24 hours a day. 1662 01:25:42,093 --> 01:25:44,487 Sheesh. 1663 01:25:44,574 --> 01:25:47,185 First door on your right. 1664 01:25:47,272 --> 01:25:50,101 Second on your left, please. 1665 01:25:50,188 --> 01:25:51,233 First door on your right. 1666 01:25:51,320 --> 01:25:53,235 Your ticket, please? 1667 01:25:53,322 --> 01:25:55,498 Please, I don't have a ticket, but you must let me in. 1668 01:25:55,585 --> 01:25:57,761 I've got to see the district attorney. He's here at the opera. 1669 01:25:57,848 --> 01:25:59,980 I'm sorry, Miss. But you'll have to take that up with the manager, 1670 01:26:00,067 --> 01:26:01,243 right over here. Tickets, please. 1671 01:26:01,330 --> 01:26:02,592 First door to the right, please. 1672 01:26:02,679 --> 01:26:04,420 Second up. Just a moment, please. 1673 01:26:04,507 --> 01:26:06,161 -Where's your ticket? -Oh, I have no ticket. 1674 01:26:06,248 --> 01:26:07,205 I have no money. But I simply must get inside. 1675 01:26:07,292 --> 01:26:08,728 But you must have a ticket. 1676 01:26:08,815 --> 01:26:10,165 There's somebody in there I have to see. 1677 01:26:10,252 --> 01:26:11,644 -They're after me. -Wait a minute. 1678 01:26:11,731 --> 01:26:12,645 -I'm sorry. -But you don't understand. 1679 01:26:12,732 --> 01:26:13,820 I have to get inside. 1680 01:26:13,907 --> 01:26:15,518 Edwin! 1681 01:26:20,436 --> 01:26:22,220 First door on your right, please. 1682 01:26:24,570 --> 01:26:25,789 [gasp] 1683 01:26:25,876 --> 01:26:27,269 Chimp. 1684 01:26:30,446 --> 01:26:32,752 Buster! 1685 01:26:32,839 --> 01:26:34,798 Buster! 1686 01:26:47,419 --> 01:26:50,509 [opera music] 1687 01:27:36,381 --> 01:27:39,732 [interposing voices] 1688 01:28:04,322 --> 01:28:08,108 [non-English speech] 1689 01:28:27,389 --> 01:28:29,652 Shut up! 1690 01:28:29,739 --> 01:28:36,267 [non-English speech] 1691 01:28:36,354 --> 01:28:41,446 [interposing voices] 1692 01:28:41,533 --> 01:28:44,231 [opera music and singing] 1693 01:29:48,861 --> 01:29:50,994 [non-English singing] 1694 01:29:52,256 --> 01:29:55,433 [opera music and singing] 1695 01:31:06,199 --> 01:31:08,158 Ha, ha. 1696 01:31:11,683 --> 01:31:13,729 Ha, ha. 1697 01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:17,080 [chuckle] 1698 01:31:19,996 --> 01:31:22,564 [opera singing] 1699 01:31:49,634 --> 01:31:51,854 Merci. 1700 01:31:51,941 --> 01:31:54,030 [opera singing] 1701 01:33:52,757 --> 01:33:55,978 ♪ I know the real name-- ♪ 1702 01:33:56,065 --> 01:34:01,636 ♪ The name of Choo-Choo Laverne ♪ 1703 01:34:05,770 --> 01:34:07,903 ♪ Choo-Choo Laverne is ♪ 1704 01:34:07,990 --> 01:34:09,905 [opera singing] 1705 01:34:09,992 --> 01:34:11,907 ♪ Choo-Choo Laverne is ♪ 1706 01:34:11,994 --> 01:34:14,257 [opera singing] 1707 01:34:14,344 --> 01:34:18,870 ♪ Choo-Choo Laverne is Minnie Smith ♪ 1708 01:34:18,957 --> 01:34:21,307 [opera singing] 1709 01:34:21,394 --> 01:34:23,875 ♪ Minnie Smith, Minnie Smith, Minnie Smith, Minnie Smith ♪ 1710 01:34:23,962 --> 01:34:25,964 ♪ Minnie Smith ♪ 1711 01:34:29,968 --> 01:34:33,624 [opera singing] 1712 01:35:17,799 --> 01:35:20,584 ♪ Ellen! ♪ 1713 01:35:24,588 --> 01:35:27,504 [opera singing] 1714 01:35:29,114 --> 01:35:32,509 ♪ Ellen, Ellen, you tell them ♪ 1715 01:35:32,596 --> 01:35:35,512 [opera singing] 1716 01:36:01,538 --> 01:36:03,627 Buster! 1717 01:36:03,714 --> 01:36:05,672 Buster! 1718 01:36:15,030 --> 01:36:16,118 Edwin? 1719 01:36:16,205 --> 01:36:18,076 [Edwin] Yes, darling? 1720 01:36:18,163 --> 01:36:20,644 You know, I read in Martin's notes on American geology that 1721 01:36:20,731 --> 01:36:23,865 the tremendous flow of water over Niagara Falls removes 1722 01:36:23,952 --> 01:36:26,563 the [inaudible] soil at the rate of two-and-three-tenths 1723 01:36:26,650 --> 01:36:28,347 feet a year. 1724 01:36:28,434 --> 01:36:30,393 You know, honey, what you need is to get away 1725 01:36:30,480 --> 01:36:32,177 from those musty old books. 1726 01:36:32,264 --> 01:36:34,919 Why, Edwin, that doesn't sound like you at all. 1727 01:36:35,006 --> 01:36:38,880 I'm not going to be like me at all anymore. 1728 01:36:38,967 --> 01:36:41,839 I guess there will always be a little of Buzzy inside me. 1729 01:36:41,926 --> 01:36:43,710 -Edwin? -Yes, dear? 1730 01:36:43,798 --> 01:36:44,929 Do you think he'll dropping in on us 1731 01:36:45,016 --> 01:36:45,887 for the rest of our lives? 1732 01:36:45,974 --> 01:36:47,802 Oh, no, honey. 1733 01:36:47,889 --> 01:36:49,542 I don't think we'll ever hear from Buster again. 1734 01:36:49,629 --> 01:36:51,675 [gasp] 1735 01:36:51,762 --> 01:36:53,677 Buster! 1736 01:36:56,898 --> 01:36:58,464 [chuckle] 1737 01:36:58,551 --> 01:37:00,336 I'm a little devil, ain't I? 1738 01:37:00,423 --> 01:37:02,077 [chuckle] 1739 01:37:02,164 --> 01:37:05,645 [music playing] 115890