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[dramatic music]

Uh, excuse me, everyone.

This is a robbery.

Okay, madame.

\h\h\hPut the arrows down before you hurt yourself.

\h\h[arrow whistles] [panicked screaming]

[magic crackles]

\h\h[arrow whistles] [panicked screaming]

[dramatic music]

[mysterious music]

[upbeat rock music]

I thought this was meant \h\h\h\hto be a library.

[upbeat rock music continues]

\hWhoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch where you’re going!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShake it off, as Miss Taylor Swift advises.

Uh, this is my fault.

I just introduced him \h\h\hto headphones.

Ouch! Now, what was that for?

Where’d you come from? Where’d she come from?

Ah, silversmith class, \h\h\h\h\h\hobviously.

\h\hThat was to ensure that big brain of yours

is still operating underneath \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthese.

Don’t be a hater, Miss Ames, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hhmm?

\h\h\h\hYou do realize that dangerous, corruptive magic

\h\h\his spreading far and wide across Europe?

[magic crackles]

\h\hHow wonderful, Paris! [book thuds against head]

I mean, how awful, Paris.

You have only a few more months

to get this under control, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfocus!

You say that like you don’t \h\h\h\hthink we can do it.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI mean, we’ve already taken on a Drekavac,

a witch, stopped a train full \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof ghosts.

Who knows?

\h\h\h\hMaybe Stone will even let us stick around?

Wait, is that an option?

I need to keep my investors updated with my situation.

I mean, I was supposed to sell \h\h\h\hthe castle and reinvest

the money in the company, I...

[Charlie] It’s not how it works.

It’s not up to Stone, \h\h\hright, Mrs. A?

Anya’s a Parisian, you know?

\h\hHow would we know that? You do not talk about her.

Oh, she loves Paris in spring. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hLa ville lumière .

City of light.

It’s the most romantic city \h\h\h\hI’ve ever been to.

\hWell, looks like the City of Light’s

got a thief on the loose.

Hmm, cue the door!

What’s the magic word?

There’s a magic word to operate the door?

Please.

\h\h\hOh, sorry, please tell me the magic word.

Oh, my God.

[gentle music] [door crackles]

Am I right in assuming that if Anya was born in Paris, she...

She is buried there as well.

He doesn’t know.

And he can’t find out.

He still thinks he’s going \h\h\h\h\h\h\hto get back.

But Stone told him it’s not possible.

You think that will stop him \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfrom trying?

What do you imagine’s been \h\h\h\h\hkeeping him going

all this time? Hope.

Hope of getting back to her.

Just when I thought I could \hstart trusting him again.

Oh, rule number one, \h\hdon’t trust him.

\h\hAnd two, whatever you do, don’t let him see that grave.

We don’t need to remind him \hof what he’s left behind.

[dramatic music]

[magic crackles]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHow long have you been engaging in,

um, romantic endeavors \h\h\h\hwith the lady?

\h\h\hOoh, feels like forever, and brand new at the same time.

Sorry, I forgot. Who are you?

I am the librarian.

\h\h\h\h\hAh, monsieur. That makes sense, yes.

Aha, looks like our thief looped the footage.

\h\h\hI am planning to propose tonight.

Don’t you have a wife and kids?

\h\hYes, of course, but doesn’t matter.

All that matter is her.

This is getting us nowhere.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAh, there. Hey, guys, come look at this.

This vault door was closed,

\h\h\h\hbut the glitch in the loop caught it open.

\h\h\h\hThat must be where she stole from.

What’s in there? Hello, buddy?

\h\h\h\h\h\h-Yes? -What’s in there?

Oh, safety deposit boxes.

And you know what?

If I could, I’d put my love

for her in there to keep \h\h\h\hher safe forever.

Yes.

That was useless.

\hAll the employees were acting like they were middle schoolers

with huge crushes.

\h\h\h\h\hClearly, we are dealing with complex love magic at play.

I just don’t understand why \h\h\h\hno money was taken.

\hJust the contents of one deposit box.

And unless someone reports \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hit missing,

which is unlikely since no one \h\h\h\h\h\his doing their job,

we’ve hit a dead end.

[Vikram] What the bloody hell \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\his that?

A dead end? It’s like we’re back at square one.

No path forward.

\h\hNo, although, interesting colloquial term to file away.

But what is that?

The Eiffel Tower.

\h\h\hThat’s right, you wouldn’t know.

It was built in 1889

to celebrate the advancements \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof the era.

\h\hIt is the most monstrous eyesore.

A blemish on the skyline. What were they thinking?

It was a feat of engineering.

It was the tallest building in \h\h\h\hthe world of its time.

[Vikram] Well, I despise it.

Actually, you’re in line with \h\h\h\hyour contemporaries.

Many artists and intellectuals

protested the tower’s \h\h\h\hconstruction.

They called it a smokestack.

Precisely, and I know just the contemporary

who will undoubtedly agree with \h\h\h\h\h\h\hme and get us out

of our deceased end.

-[Connor] Dead end. \h-I happen to know

the world’s most foremost expert on all matters of the heart.

Perhaps you’ve heard of him. He goes by the moniker Cupid.

\h\h\h\h\h\hHmm. [dramatic music]

I can’t believe we’re in \h\h\ha wild goose chase

for a mythical being.

Cupid is as real as you or I.

\h\h\h\h\h\hYou think Cupid’s the thief we’re looking for?

\h\h\h\h\hCertainly not, robbery isn’t his style.

But isn’t Cupid known \h\h\h\hfor mischief?

There’s a tale

\h\h\habout him shooting a gold-tipped love arrow

\h\hat Apollo to make him fall in love with the nymph Daphne,

only to then shoot a lead-tipped arrow

at her so she would hate him. \h\h\h\h\hNot exactly noble.

\h\hYes, he has a history of that kind of mischief.

\h\h\h\hBut Cupid has no need for stealing material things.

\h\hHis mischief has purpose. Besides, Apollo deserved it.

Ahh. [chuckles] \h\hYou’ll see.

Everything I’ve ever learned \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\habout love,

I’ve learned from this man.

He’s suave and sincere,

\ha master at weaving the words of romance

\h\h\h\h\hinto sonnets you will never forget.

Dare I say, a personal hero.

\hAh, there he is, God of Love, Cupid.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hVikrumugh, what are you doing here?

[slurring heavily] \hI’m telling you,

the 21st century is the worst \h\h\h\h\h\h\hcentury of all

the other centuries.

\hShould have stayed in the lovely 19th, mate.

Here, now, love is dead, \hrest in the best peace.

I’ve gone out of business.

\h\hAre you telling me that this man is a god?

Of love?

I thought you said love was the one job that’s eternal.

\h\hBollocks, it’s all changed. They’ve got all those apps now.

They’ve got, um, Hinder \h\h\h\h\h\hand Tinge.

And, uh, Bumblebee.

They even got one with my name, \h\h\h\hwhich is Cupid’s Okay,

but I’m not okay.

I don’t know. I’ve been replaced by an algorithm.

Algorithms, and they’re great.

You can filter people out

based on politics, religion, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\heven height.

You see what I’m up against?

\h\hUh, waiter, can I have some shots?

I...I actually agree with Lysa.

There’s nothing wrong \hwith the internet.

I mean, my fans love me.

Well, that’s not love.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThat’s just a parasocial relationship.

Uh, who are you to talk?

When’s the last time \h\hyou dated anyone?

I don’t have time to date.

Probably a serial ghoster.

No, Charlie’s not a ghost. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hShe’s alive.

You’re not a ghost.

\h\h\hNo, ghosting is when you go on a date

and you don’t call them after.

I’m sure Charlie’s not a ghoster... neither am I.

I know you.

You’re Vikram’s love, \h\h\h\h\hinnit you?

I assure you I am not.

You stole her away from \hher fiancé, finally.

\h\h\h\hThat is not Anya, despite the resemblance.

Are you sure about that?

[in unison] Uh, we’re sure.

Are you telling us Vikram \h\hhad a torrid affair?

Spill the tea.

Vikram was a naughty boy.

\h\h\h\h\hHe once asked me, you know the brute Gregor,

he wanted me to make him fall \hin love with someone else.

You tricky little minx.

That is a personal matter. \h\h\h\h\h\hWill you cease?

Well, I said no.

"No, you make her fall in love \h\h\h\h\h\hwith you yourself".

Wait, so Anya was engaged \h\h\h\h\h\h\hto Gregor,

as in Gregor’s hammer, Gregor?

Oh, alright.

Back to the point,

a criminal is weaponizing love \h\h\h\h\h\hto conduct crimes.

How do we find them?

Chaos; if you’re looking for love, look for chaos.

\h\h\h-So, you’ll help? -No, I’m retired, mate.

Buried my arrows long ago, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlong ago.

You buried your arrows?

No, he doesn’t mean literally. \h\h\h\hThat would be reckless.

No, he means metaphorically.

No, I buried my arrows.

I couldn’t tell you where. But it was a long time ago,

and the city’s changed so much!

\h\hSo, any random person off the streets of Paris

\h\h\h\hcould happen upon the God of Love’s bow and arrows?

\hThat’s possible. [mischievous music]

\h\h\h\hI don’t understand. It’s just a bow and arrow.

\h"Just a bow and arrows," wars have begun with less.

You’re being dramatic.

The magic arrows will \h\hcorrupt the user.

Cupid is an immortal.

\h\h\hHe can handle the residual magic.

Let me guess, if a human uses \h\h\hthem, that magic leaks?

Yes, there will be traces \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof magic,

affecting anyone in its path.

So, it’s like a disease?

The arrows leave behind symptoms

\h\h\h\h\hof love magic wherever they’re used,

which is why our pendulum \h\h\h\h\h\h\his useless.

Maybe not useless.

\hWe can record every place the pendulum has pointed to

and find the one \h\hthat repeats.

So, we just find the highest concentration of love magic.

Oh, you’re making a map \h\h\h\h\h\hof our map.

That’s very clever.

[Connor] Jackpot, our thief has \h\h\h\h\h\h\hbeen most active

in the fourteenth \harrondissement.

All the symptomatic events \h\h\h\hof love radiate out

from this spot.

Guys, don’t you think this is like a little too easy?

It could be a trap.

\h\h\h\hWe’re gonna break about ten laws just sneaking in here.

It doesn’t count; we’re librarians.

No, you’re not.

It is a title the library has \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto grant you.

It is earned.

It is not spoken into existence. Let’s have some respect.

Looks clear, let’s go.

[eerie music]

Hmm... Something’s off.

Well, Cupid missed out.

He could have stocked up on \h\h\h\h\hsome fancy wine.

\h\h\h\hThere’s nothing of any real value here.

Why would someone with magic arrows

steal dry cleaning and wine?

\hPerhaps they’re planning on hosting a dinner party.

Maybe just a bad thief.

[suspenseful music] [bow string creaks]

You shouldn’t be here.

Don’t get hit by those arrows.

[arrows whistle] [dramatic music]

I think we found Cupid’s arrows.

You think?

-Hand over that quiver. \h-Why would I do that?

Those arrows do not \h\hbelong to you.

Your reign of terror is \h\h\h\h\h\hat an end.

[suspenseful music]

[magic crackles] [romantic music]

Oh, my lady, forgive me.

\hI’ll spend eternity making it up to you.

[dramatic music]

is following one

\h\h\h\hof the oldest laws in existence, "Finders keepers".

Finders keepers?

That’s all you have to say \h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor yourself?

\h\h\h\h\h\hMy friend, true love is at stake.

\hBut true love doesn’t exist. Therefore, nothing’s at stake.

\h\hHmm? Mm-hmm. [crashing sounds]

\h\hOh, jeez! Ooh! That gonna be bad.

[giggling]

-You want to know what I think? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Yeah.

\hI think if you were the real God of Love,

\h\h\h\hyou would care more about someone running around the place

using your magic for random petty crimes.

Oh, no, not random at all.

No, love is like darts,

and this thief has got someone \h\hin her sights specifically.

\h\hAnd she’s not gonna give up until she hits the bull’s eye.

You want my advice? \h\hLet’s give up.

But imagine what happens if we \h\h\h\hdon’t find your arrows.

If it were me, for instance,

\hI would sooner betray and blindside any soul

that got between me and \h\h\hmy one true love.

Look, the sooner we find \h\h\h\h\h\h\hthe arrows,

\hthe sooner we find the thief, the sooner we leave you alone.

How about we make a bet?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIf I make the bull’s eye backwards,

\h\h\h\h\hblindfolded, as blasted as I am now,

you all leave me alone forever .

And if you don’t?

I’ll help you find my arrows \h\h\hand contain the magic.

-Deal. \h-No.

\hNo gambling with the gods is a basic rule of being a librarian!

Well, you said I am not \h\ha librarian, so...

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMhmm. [body thuds on floor]

Does this mean we win?

\h[gentle music] [water splashes]

[groans]

Time to sober up, sweetheart.

Elaine, did you dress up for me?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThis is for my ballroom dancing competition.

I don’t dress for anyone \h\h\h\h\h\h\hbut myself.

Certainly not for you.

Oh! Oh, you two know each other.

A story I shall take \h\h\h\hto my grave.

[gentle music]

Enough.

You’re very strong, \h\h\hvery strong.

Cupid said the thief must \h\h\h\h\hhave a target.

"Nothing’s gonna stop her till \h\h\hshe hits the bull’s eye."

And we shall hunt down \h\h\h\h\hthe culprit,

which will lead us to her.

Everything she stole is \h\h\h\h\h\hso random.

What’s the common denominator?

[Connor] Hmm.

[Lysa] Did you steal those?

They were already stolen.

Connor.

\hShe held these in her dainty fingers.

[electricity crackles]

-Kinky. \h-Ew.

Drink this.

[flask pops] \h\h[gulping]

-No. -Hmm.

\h\h-Stop. -[gulping]

\h\h\h\h\hI recognized the logo, but couldn’t place it until now.

It’s for the Travelers Paris,

an ultra-exclusive gentlemen’s \h\h\hclub established in 1903.

When you say gentlemen’s club, \hdo you just mean strip club?

A strip club?

Yeah, where women entertain men.

Oh. A brothel, a whore--

-No! -No!

Is it not what you call \h\h\h\hthose anymore?

The Travelers Paris is a club for distinguished gentlemen:

royals, politicians, \h\h\h\hbusinessmen.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWell, I’m a distinguished gentleman.

This club sounds like something \h\h\h\h\hI should partake in.

I made a whole video \h\h\h\hon it trying

to prove it’s a front for occult activity.

Of course you did.

\h\h\hSo whoever she stole from belongs to this club?

Yes, and when I made that video,

I hacked into their system

and got a list of all the \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hmembers.

You’re the reason Vikram carries all those flasks, aren’t you?

Guilty as charged.

\h\hGuy Leroy, well, that sounds familiar.

Can you zoom in on the photo \h\h\h\h\hof the wine again?

Yeah, huh, all the stolen wine \his from the same winery owned

by Guy Leroy.

And that coat of arms, that was \h\h\h\hembroidered on the tux.

Guy is definitely her target.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt’s Ghee . You pronounce it Ghee, not Guy.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSeems like a pretty big hedge fund owner,

\hand his assets are tied up in the bank where the robbery was.

So the guy we’re looking for \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\his Ghee.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Mm-hmm. -Ghee is the guy, our guy Ghee.

We’re not doing that.

Ghee Guy.

Thankfully, the insurance agency sent you to investigate.

Marie, or Leigh, or what was \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hit?

Whatever! Assistant, tea, now!

Allez, allez, allez .

\hLet’s go, let’s go, put it down, go, go!

\h\h\h\h\h-Shoo. -[sighs heavily]

I nearly fired her yesterday. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShe’s new.

\h\hWhat happened to your last assistant?

Disappointment. It is difficult \h\h\hto find good help today.

Do you have any photo of her?

[chuckles] Her name was Marie.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThat’s her. Marie, what a beautiful name.

Not bad to look at either, hmm?

It was nice calling her mine \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor a while.

Do not speak of her \h\h\hin that tone.

I’m joking, of course.

So why did you fire her?

She seemed perfectly capable, \h\h\h\h\h\hbrilliant, even.

Like a star in the night sky.

We have reason to believe

\h\hthat she is the one targeting your assets.

Don’t be ridiculous. Marie?

The last place she robbed was \hthe Paris Credit Alliance.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWell, I received no alert regarding my holdings.

What was in your safety deposit \h\h\hbox that she would want?

That is of no consequence. \h\h\hMy assets are secure.

Besides, it is not possible

that little meek Marie would \h\h\h\h\h\h\hcome after me.

You underestimate her.

And you’ll regret the day that you ever let her go.

\hWhich is why it’s great that we are on the case.

Yeah.

Ah, look at the time.

I am due at the Paris Museum

\h\h\hfor a reception to honor my donation.

Hmm. Hmm.

Just look at it. Hmm?

Isn’t it gorgeous?

Priceless.

It will not leave my side \h\h\huntil I’m on site.

Come tomorrow, if you wish. Hmm?

It was a pleasure

to make your acquaintance, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMr. Leroy.

Yes, continue your investigation to your satisfaction, hmm?

So, we know the thief’s name.

\h\h\hWe know her next obvious target, but...

\h\hGod, Guy is awful. He kind of deserves it.

We could just let Marie rob him.

He is the scum of the Earth, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand I...

We must find her for the arrows.

\h\hYou seem more put out by this case than usual.

No, I just hate pompous, \h\h\h\h\hself-important,

egocentric men who look down

at the brilliant women working \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbeside them.

\h\h\hI am surprised to hear you say that.

I mean, pleasantly surprised.

\h\hAnd once we find her, oh, we’ll take him down.

We’ll drag him through mud \h\h\h\h\h\hby stagecoach,

feed him to the wolves, watch as they rip him limb by limb.

Okay, you ruined it, never mind.

Oh, no, I will mind.

[dramatic music]

[hungrily] \h\h\hMhmm.

Do you ever take a break from \h\h\hall this, the library?

I like what I do.

Do you, though?

You seem pretty scared to me, \h\h\h\hconstantly clenched.

\hWell, my job is to serve and protect the librarian.

You’re making it difficult.

We’re not so different.

I highly doubt that.

We both believe that we were \h\h\h\hborn with a purpose.

\h\h\h\hI, the arbiter of love, you, the guard of the library.

But you want to know what \h\h\hthe difference is?

I wasn’t born into \hmy job like you.

I had to earn it, fight for it, \h\h\h\h\h\hprove I deserve it.

I’m going to tell you a secret.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThe truth is: none of this matters at all.

The world’s a mess.

\h\h\hIt isn’t a matchmaker or a librarian that’s going

to fix it.

Especially not yours, obviously.

He was shot by one of my arrows.

Wait, what did you just say?

Well, the man’s a lost cause.

[dramatic music]

Okay, she should be \hhere any second.

Keep your eyes peeled.

[suspenseful music]

[romantic music]

\h\h\h-What is it? -Woof! Jeez, sorry.

I thought I saw a bee. \h\hUm, let’s split up.

Cover more ground.

\h\h\h\hI don’t know. I think we should...

Marvelous, you watch the front. \h\h\h\h\hI’ll watch the back.

[romantic music]

Is he acting odd to you?

Nah, he’s always a little odd, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hisn’t he?

[dramatic music]

[Vikram] You can’t go in there.

I can handle myself.

\h\h\h\h\h\hIf you go in there, my team is going to catch you.

They’ll take those arrows,

\h\hand you will never have the vengeance you deserve.

Why would you help me?

I told you, I am but your humble servant.

With me by your side,

\h\hwe can do so much more than get back at your boss.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTogether, we will be unstoppable.

[tense music]

Where’s Vikram?

He’s watching around the back. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWhat?

-[Lysa] What the hell? \h\h\h-[Connor] Vikram?

[motorcycle roars] \h[Connor] Vikram!

He played us.

He was shot by an arrow.

He wasn’t working with us.

He was working against us.

Vikram did what?

\hHe must have been hit by an arrow at the warehouse.

He used us to find her.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Connor] We couldn’t even tell.

\hMaybe we’re not as good at this whole team thing

as I thought we were.

You must fix this, immediately!

Maybe Cupid will help us now

that he knows Vikram’s \h\h\h\h\h\hin trouble?

He’s the one who neglected

to tell us when it would \h\h\h\hhave been useful.

Look, we can track \hhim down, right?

We can do that, at least.

He’s a rogue librarian, \hallied with a thief,

using magic as a weapon.

Give Vikram that power when he’s not in his right mind,

and who knows what he’ll do \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith it.

[Vikram] Meeting you reminded me

of the most profound words \h\h\hI’ve recently heard.

It’s from a beautiful ballad, which may as well be poetry,

\h\hfor the lyrics invoke true enchantment of love

at first sight.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAre you about to quote Taylor Swift to me?

Yes. Oh, you know of her?

Oh, she really has a grasp \h\h\h\hon the machinations

of the human heart.

Of course I know of her, \heveryone knows of her.

\h\hI’m only letting you come because you might be useful.

I care about one thing, \h\h\htaking Guy down.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI swear to assist you any way I can.

You still don’t get it, do you?

Of course you don’t... \h\h\h\h\hno one does.

\hGuy promised to mentor me, said he saw a future for me.

\h\h\hThen one night, he tried to kiss me.

\hHe believed his power would make me love him.

I left as fast as I could.

The next day, I was fired.

And since he has so much \hinfluence in this city,

he ruined me.

So now, I will ruin him.

With this, I can beat Guy at \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hhis own game.

He taught me love is just a weapon.

\hSo if I wield it, then I control it.

Oh, you deserve the world.

And I will do everything in my power to give it to you.

Tell me, what’s next?

[dramatic music]

That wasn’t just a gold egg. \h\h\hThat was a Fabergé egg.

52 jeweled eggs were gifted \h\h\h\hfrom Peter Fabergé

to the Russian imperial family \h\h\h\h\h\hin the late 1800s,

but seven are missing.

Our guy Guy’s is

the infamously never-before-seen Hen with Sapphire Pendant .

He bought it last month for an ungodly amount.

\h\hTomorrow’s the first time it’s gonna be seen in public.

So Marie is planning \h\h\h\h\hto steal it

\h\h\h\h\hat the exhibit opening where Guy will be in attendance.

\h\h\hShe wants him to know it was her.

\h\h\h\hDon’t forget, it’s not just Marie.

It’s Marie and Vikram.

He understands magic \h\hbetter than her.

If we’re gonna stop them,

we have to outsmart the \h\h\h\h\h\hlibrarian.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBut how? We can’t contain the love magic.

\h\hI think we know what we have to do.

I wish there was literally any \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hother option.

\h\h\h\hAt this point, I don’t think there is.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-No. -We can’t do this without Cupid.

\h\hIf you want to show Guy how powerless he really is,

\h\hyou don’t just want his single golden egg.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-I don’t? -You want enough money

to purchase his entire business.

\h\hFire him, humiliate him, look him in the eye and know

that he’ll never have that power over you again.

\hYou want to rob the whole museum.

\h\hThat is impossible. It would take an army.

You’ve been shooting individual \harrows at individual targets.

Effective, but tedious.

\h\hYou do not know how to maximize the magic.

And you do?

\h\hOf course I do. I’m the librarian.

When Guy enters for the opening, we’ll be on the roof.

We’ll fire one of those arrows \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hinto the unit

\h\h\hthat controls the air conditioning at the museum.

The love-polluted air will travel through the museum,

infecting everyone who breathes it in.

We’ll record a video

and I’ll project it onto \ha screen at the museum

using the magic of modern technology.

Bring me every piece of art \h\h\h\h\h\h\hin the museum

\h\hand I will thank you with my everlasting love.

\h\h\h\h\h\hYou’ll have your own personal army.

You tricked me into sobering up.

We need your help.

Yeah, I need a drink.

I must have a stash in here somewhere.

Hey, look, Vikram was shot \h\hby one of your arrows.

\h\h\hHe has now teamed up with the thief and is going

to rob the Paris Museum.

Think about the amount of lives \hthat are going to be ruined.

\h\h\h\hThink about the amount of love stories that are going

to be rewritten.

You can help us fix it.

\hYour power is supposed to bring people together,

and not tear them apart.

It’s time to be Cupid again.

If it were the other way around,

Vikram would help \hin a heartbeat.

[chuckles]

[empty bottle rattles]

\hYou don’t deserve my help. None of you, not even Vikram.

He spent his time pursuing a woman

who was promised to another.

And he left her behind in the past, forgotten.

And if you cared about love,

\h\h\hyou’d take a risk once in a while instead

of hiding behind your algorithms and your apps.

There won’t be a happy ever \h\h\h\h\h\h\hafter for you

with your impossible standards.

There won’t even be a beginning.

And you? Yeah.

\h\h\h\hYou claim that love will bring people together.

Yet you use your fans \h\h\hto fill a void

because you can’t stand \h\h\hstill long enough

\h\h\h\hto make a true, meaningful connection.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd you? You are so afraid of failing,

\h\h\hyou don’t fill your time with anything, let alone love.

And you? Yeah, you.

[suspenseful music]

You’re fine.

\h\hLook, even if I wanted to help you, which I don’t,

I haven’t got the arrows.

I can make arrows.

Yeah, not my arrows.

Well, they wouldn’t be \h\hyour arrows per se,

but if you would charge them up, say,

with the essence \h\hof true love.

\hAnd true love doesn’t exist, so that’s your plan squandered.

But what if we could \h\h\h\hprove it did?

If it existed,

\hthe people who were hit by my arrows would overcome the spell

by the sheer power of love from the one that is true.

Is that what happened? \h\h\hI don’t think so.

Therefore, true love is a myth, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hjust like me.

Now, please, leave me to live \h\h\hmy immortality the way

I want to, huh?

We’re on our own \hto save Vikram.

\h\hEven if we save him, what about everyone else?

We still need Cupid.

He wants nothing to do with us.

So we prove him wrong.

We make him a believer again, and we start by making arrows

and charging them up \h\hlike Mrs. A said.

It’s not like charging a phone.

We’d need an enormous \h\hamount of energy.

And that energy would have to be from a powerful symbol of love.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Hey guys... -Recognizable, something iconic.

\h\h\h\h-Guys... -A mecca of love.

Hey!

[upbeat music]

Somebody said symbol \h\h\h\hof true love?

[upbeat music continues]

[dramatic music] [thunder rumbles]

You want me to do what?

Climb the tower and rig this \h\h\h\hto the upper section.

Climb? Why can’t I just \h\htake the elevator?

\h\hThere is a storm. The tower is closed.

Oh, so not safe for the public, \h\h\hbut safe for me to climb?

\h\h\hYou’ll be fine. Are the arrows ready?

Yeah, I was up all night making these

to Charlie and Mrs. A’s

annoyingly specific \h\h\hinstructions.

Magic arrows have to be crafted \h\h\hwith very specific parts.

You’re not the one that had \h\hto wrestle feathers off

an irritable peacock.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAll right, explain the plan to me again.

\h\h\h\h\h\hIt’s simple: once the rocket launches,

it enters a nimbus cloud

and harnesses a triggered \h\helectrical discharge.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Huh? -The rocket creates lightning.

Yeah, and the lightning will \h\h\hstrike the Eiffel Tower

and the built-in grounding \h\h\h\hmechanism will send

\h\h\hthe electric current down and into the arrows we’re going

to rig at the base.

And the material we use will harness the emotional energy

\h\h\h\hcontained in the tower by millions of people who visit it.

And imbue the arrows with \h\h\hthe power of love.

\h\h\h\h-Easy. -[scoffs] Easy.

You’re not the ones that have \h\hto climb the Eiffel Tower

in a storm.

\h\h\hGood luck. [dramatic music]

\h\h\h\hLook at them, your army in waiting.

I can’t wait to see Guy’s face \h\h\hwhen we steal everything.

And there is nothing anybody \h\h\h\h\hcan do to stop us.

\h\h\h[wind whips] [suspenseful music]

Look...

\h\h"Fight the peacock, Connor. Find the Eiffel Tower, Connor.

You’re not a librarian, Connor."

Yeah, I swear if I die up here, \h\h\h\h\h\hI’ll kill them all.

[dramatic music]

Think this will work?

The science is sound.

\hIf the love magic works the way it’s supposed to,

we should have an arrow to prove to Cupid that true love exists.

[suspenseful music]

I did it.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI climbed the freaking Eiffel Tower.

Did you see me?

Okay. It’s now or never.

[dramatic music] [thunder rumbles]

-It’s working. \h\h-You think?

[electricity crackles] \h\h\h[dramatic music]

My young wards are \hup to something.

But I won’t let anything \h\h\h\h\hget in our way.

I’ll be back.

\h\h\h[dramatic music] [electricity crackles]

[explosion pops]

That ain’t good.

Well, looks like we only have one shot.

A shot I won’t let you take.

You want it? Come get it.

[dramatic music]

Vikram, where the hell are you?

Maria and I are going to live happily ever after.

And I won’t let you stop us,

even if that means I have to hurt you.

Let me and Marie go in peace.

Destroy the arrow.

I don’t want to fight you.

I’m your guardian.

Everything I do is \h\hto protect you.

I don’t need your protection. \h\h\h\hAll I need is Marie.

She’s my everything.

Even now, I swear...

I’m doing this to protect you.

[dramatic music]

I’m sorry, Vikram.

\h\hI had to remind you of who you really are,

who you really love.

[somber music]

Anya...

My Anya...

You lived a whole life without me.

\h\h\h\h\hWere you happy? Did you ever love again?

I never meant to leave \h\h\hyou for so long.

\hI swore that I would return. And I kept all of my promises.

Except this one.

And I let you down.

I’m sorry.

Do you see what I’ve been \h\hsaying, dear friend?

Is love really worth \h\h\hall this pain?

\h\h\hI would not trade this pain for anything.

\h\h\h\h\h\hThis proves... that what I felt was real.

\hThis pain exists... because she exists...

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin here, and that kind of love...

true love, is always \h\h\hworth the pain.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

Who are you?

I’m the only one who can stop you.

Get out of my way!

I don’t think I will!

[rousing music]

You wasted your only arrow.

Using those arrows for revenge \h\h\h\hwon’t bring you peace.

My friend reminded me...

that pain is proof \hthat love exists.

You must fight for love. \h\h\h\h\hNot against it.

You can’t win against me.

\h\h\hI am the essence of desire and devotion.

I have within my blood \h\hand bones the power

of the universal emotion \h\h\h\h\hof this planet.

I am Cupid, God of Love!

[rousing music]

\h\h\h\h[arrow whistles] [rousing music continues]

\h\h-Whoo! -He’s back.

Now that is a Cupid \hI know and love.

Bravo, my good sir. Bravo.

[Marie] The last few days, \h\h\h\h\hthey were a blur.

\h\h\h\hIt is like, [sighs] like my anger consumed me.

I just wish there was something \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI could do

to help all the people I hurt.

Someone used the dark side \h\h\hof love to hurt you.

\hAnd of course the magic brought that out in you.

Using power to wield love \h\his a dangerous game.

Power makes villains of us all.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hVikram’s right. You couldn’t have controlled it.

Not to worry though.

When I hit you with my arrow, \h\h\hit not only cured you,

\h\h\hbut everyone else who was affected by the bow and arrows.

Everyone will wake up tomorrow \h\has if nothing had happened.

\h\h\h\h\hDoes this mean you’re back in business?

I suppose so.

\h\h\hSo what you’re saying is true love isn’t worth giving up

on just yet?

Probably not.

I guess I am still \hof use out there.

And I have all you to thank for that.

Well next time you have \h\han identity crisis,

don’t bury your arrows.

Just give us a call instead.

\h\h\h\hYou know what we never figured out?

What was it that you stole

from Guy’s safety deposit box \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hat the bank?

\h\h\h\hIt is proof he has been stealing from his own company.

Makes me feel better to know \h\hhe is every bit as slimey

as I thought he was.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIs it wrong that I still want him to pay

for what he did to me?

\h\h\h\hKarma comes to us all. Guy will get what he deserves.

God, that never gets easier.

Never gets old.

I hope you know what you \h\hdid for me out there,

fighting me, bringing me back...

Well, it was very brave.

Just doing my job, sir.

What did it mean on \h\hher gravestone,

" Aimer c’est vivre "?

"To love is to live."

Well, it was something we used \h\h\h\hto say to one another.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Charlie] So she never forgot you.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou two? Constantly cleaning up my mess,

with no obligation to me \h\h\hnor the library...

\h\h\h\h\h\hI don’t think I’ve ever said thank you.

\h\h\h\h\hInteresting. I don’t think you have.

Pretty rude if you ask me.

We’re just teasing you, buddy. \h\h\h\h\hYou’re very welcome.

\h\h\hJust don’t go betraying us again.

[chuckles]

Well, the Eiffel Tower really \h\h\h\h\his a beautiful feat

of architectural engineering, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hisn’t it?

Anya would love it.

That’s what we told you.

\h\h\h\h\h\hYou should see the Empire State Building.

Ooh, or Burj Khalifa in Dubai, \h\h\h\h\htallest in the world.

-Ooh, that Golden Gate Bridge. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Yeah.

\h\h\h\h-Well done. -I broke your rule.

I took Vikram to the grave.

It was the only thing I could \h\h\h\h\h\h\hthink of to do.

Sometimes, very rarely,

rules are meant to be broken, \hspecifically when I say so.

And in this instance, I say so.

[dramatic music]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNo! No, you have to put that back!

I did nothing wrong.

I built this company \hfrom the ground up.

Are you sure that’s your story?

[arrow whistles] [magic crackles]

Whatever makes you happy.

The truth will make me happier.

Anything for you.

I started putting money away \h\h\h\h\habout 20 years ago.

The shell company information \his in a safety deposit box.

Also, the Fabergé egg I lent \hto the museum, it is fake.

[smooth music]

[upbeat music]

\h\h-Hi, I’m Callum McGowan. -My name is Bluey Robinson.

My name is Olivia Morris.

I am Jessica Green.

We are the librarians.

Why does he keep saying it \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlike that?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Jessica] \h\hThe fans love the original films and the series so much,

so they’re big shoes to fill.

They were fantastic stories, and I think that that’s what

\h\h\hthe fans will get in this new incarnation.

It’s "Indiana Jones," \h\h\hbut with magic.

\h\h\h\h\hThis show is familiar and brand new at the same time.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[man] Is this the library?

\h\h\h\h\h[as Vikram] And what gave it away?

Was it all the books?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Bluey] Ooh, if there was any artifact

I could have in my house,

it would probably be \hthe Genie’s lamp.

Just to have it on the shelf -- I know you only get

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthree wishes, but I would use them wisely.

Ah, there’s this amazing one \h\h\hthat the Annex can do

\hwhere you -- you say a book

\hand the Annex shows you where it is with a light.

No way.

\h\hAnd I would love that in my home, but not for books,

\h\h\hjust for anything -- I’d love to just be like,

\h\h\h"house keys" and just a light.

I lose everything.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Callum] It’s the most amazing set \h\h\h\hI’ve ever been on,

because people -- they really enjoy

each other’s company, \h\h\h\hand every day

\his a pleasure to come to work.

I really loved shooting \h\h\h\h\h\h\hin Serbia.

We’re constantly shooting \h\h\h\h\h\h\hon location,

so we’re getting to like, \h\h\h\h\h\hreally explore

\h\h\h\h\h\hwhat Belgrade and Serbia have to offer.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Olivia] \h\h\h\h\hWe’ve worked at the National Ballet here.

We’ve got to go to Kalemegdan, \h\hwhich is the big fortress.

\h\hWe’ve worked on Tito’s Train.

\h\h\h\h\h\h-Come on. -[train whistle howls]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Jessica] I’ve been in car races.

\h\hI’ve learned how to dance ballet, and then,

obviously, the fighting.

Connor Green is a parkour, \h\h\hI’d say, enthusiast.

\h\hI had to climb the Eiffel Tower.

\h\hI had to climb a giant telescope.

\h\hI’ve had to climb lots of different things and jump off

lots of different buildings to \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hsave friends.

[wailing]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[producer] What have you learned from \h\h\h\h\h\h\heach other?

\h\h-Patience. -[clattering]

And my mic’s fallen \h\h\hout of my bum.

[laughing]

\h\h\hI told him to put it there!

[adventurous outro music]