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What,

the hell?

Hey, Jamie, can we dial it down a bit in there?

Jamie are you listening to, mommy?

Hey, you all packed up, then?

Uh, yeah.

Is there coffee?

Uh, no.

Do you need me to make some?

No, that's all right.

I'll get something on the road.

Boy you, uh, sure headed out early.

Yeah. Well, you know, Conroy likes to get there early.

Fucking boy scout.

Yeah, it's probably for the best.

It's just, uh.

I feel like I don't see you anymore.

This is your third conference this month.

Well, you know, I actually really wanted to surprise you.

I'm getting a promotion.

He promised me that if I just jump through all the hoops this

month, you know, get there early, schmooze a little bit.

He told me it was a done deal and then get a little pay bump.

You know, take the kids to Cabo.

Kids love the beach, right?

So, you know, it'll be great.

It's great.

All right, well, I got to get going.

Okay. Hey, before you go, can you reach up here for me?

There's just a tray in the back

that I need for the bake sale later.

Ooh. Uh, I really do have to get going.

Jamie, say goodbye to dad.

He's leaving for work.

All right, buddy, I'm taking off.

Be a good little fart machine for your mom there.

Okay, dad.

All right.

Love you.

Love you too.

Oh, Dad, Dad!

Oh. What's this?

It's your trip.

Wait. Who is this?

The boogeyman.

The boogeyman.

Who told you about garbage like that?

You did?

Oh, yeah.

Boogeyman builds character.

That's right.

Well, this isn't exactly a DoubleTree by Hilton.

Is it?

No, no.

But, um.

I don't see too many double trees

out in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Where we can keep Calvin away from any potential drug dealers

he may know, or bars or liquor stores.

This isn't even a Ramada.

You know what?

Let's just try and enjoy it. Right?

You know, I actually strategically got us here a

little bit early, if you know what I mean.

Well, I do have a little present for you.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

You make yourself comfortable on the couch, and the doctor

will be right with you, sir.

Oh.

The fuck?

The doctor will see you.

Tell me, Mr. Stevenson, where does it hurt?

Oh, everywhere. It hurts everywhere.

Perfect.

Oh, doctor, I'm a mess.

Save me!

God, this place is so creepy at night.

You ever wonder about what kind of secrets an old house like

this would hold?

You know,

I don't think I need to go looking for more secrets.

You know, I've been having these crazy dreams recently.

I think I saw this house in one of them.

I remember that weird pillar.

It's just a dream.

Don't get distracted.

Do you want a beer?

Mm.

I think I need something a little stronger than that.

You know, I think.

I might actually have something that would work for that.

Oh, you certainly came prepared.

I did indeed.

What a gentleman.

I'm gonna go downstairs.

Do you want anything?

Uh, no, I think I'm good.

All right.

Shit.

Eric?

Eric?

Hello?

Eric, I think your friends are here.

Hello?

Naomi. My dick is getting sleepy.

Naomi, what are you doing?

This is it?

This is my fucking prison for the next week.

Out of the fucking frying pan and into the fire man.

Hardly a prison.

You should appreciate the

freedom while you still have it.

Fresh air, fishing and a whole lot of grilling.

We're gonna be eating like kings and

queens, of course.

Thank you.

I'm not really excited about the fucking food.

Oh, don't worry, buddy, I got plenty of fun activities

planned to keep you busy in this fresh air will perk you

right up.

I'm sure of it.

Awesome.

Oh, and, uh, Eric actually came through on

finding us a nice, secluded spot for once, buddy, away from

our usual distractions and temptations.

Yeah, I'm surprised that your car actually made it all the

way up here.

Piece of shit. Not like my old car.

My old car.

That's a fucking car.

You don't have a car?

Not since I got my license suspended, no.

ut when I did.

It was a car.

Did you puke in that one, too?

I know this car is gonna make it 300,000 miles.

You can bet your bottom dollar it will.

Um. Where's Eric?

I thought when I saw his car, he'd have the common courtesy

of helping us unload.

Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga

choo choo.

Hello, nature.

Oh, there's two doors.

Nice. This place is rad.

- Race you upstairs. - Okay.

Eric.

Come on.

What?

Are you guys okay?

Oh, Jesus.

- Look at him. - No.

- Eric! - Oh, fuck, fuck!

Oh, what up bitches?

Dude, you fucking serious?

It's a half full beer.

I was gonna finish that.

We can't all be getting fucked up all weekend.

Well, Calvin's just sitting there.

I mean, think about what a

nightmare that would be for him.

Well, dude, you know, not everyone in the world is going

to be bending over backwards to help Calvin get sober.

Oh, my God, not everyone, Eric.

Just his best friends.

Yeah, he has a real problem.

We need to make this transition

in his life as smooth as possible.

Well, you know what dude?

Maybe I have some problems in my life, you know?

You ever think about that?

Oh my, wholly narcissistic, Eric.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Well, maybe we ask Calvin what he thinks.

You ever think about that?

Well, I don't give a shit.

I don't care what he says.

He's a drug addict.

I was a drug addict.

I went to rehab, alright? I'm fine.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, buddy, but you are too.

What?

No, I love drugs, but I'm not addicted to drugs.

Can't you hear yourself?

There is a big difference, Tim.

Calvin knows exactly what I'm talking about.

You know?

You know what I think?

I think you guys should stop talking about me like I'm not

even here.

Yeah.

Yeah, Tim, you're always condescending to this guy.

Don't fucking start.

Look, I agreed to come up here, okay?

Would you please just let me have a say in what happens?

You know what? I think Tim's the bad friend here.

He's not even listening to you, really.

- Stop. - Can we all just stop?

I'm not a fucking dum dum, okay?

I can make my own decisions.

I'm clean.

All right, this doesn't need to be a whole big fucking thing.

Yeah, Tim, Kevin's not your little baby boy.

You don't have to condescend to him all the time.

Jax was right.

You're a fucking nightmare.

Oh, yeah, fucking Yoko Ono over here

trying to break up the band.

Get fucked Eric.

Speak of the devil.

Calvin. You're right.

It should be up to you.

What do you really want out of this weekend?

Yeah, can you handle this?

Would you just shut the fuck up?

Do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up for two seconds.

You know what?

Fine.

You know, this was fun and all, but I'm gonna head out.

Eric, Eric, come on.

This is some bullshit.

Eric, don't be a little pussy.

Don't leave me here by myself.

You know, maybe that's for the best.

Bye bye, Jax.

You're so fucking dramatic.

Drive safe, buddy.

Drive safe.

Don't worry buddy.

We won't let that old sourpuss ruin our special weekend.

You coming?

No, no I'm not.

Oh, no.

What am I gonna do.

What do we got it here?

Lots of stuff.

Keystone.

Said something about a full can.

Oh.

Someone said something about a full can of beer.

Oh. No way.

Yeah. Come on, come on.

Slow, slow, slow, slow.

Yeah, come on.

Let's go.

Come on.

Take it off.

Oh!

- Hey.

What are you doing?

Nothing. Taking care of the raccoon problem that we got

underneath the window over there.

But I got it.

Oh. Thanks, bud.

Come on inside and enjoy the activities.

We got it all set up for you.

Come on.

Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga.

Choo choo!

Come on, bud!

Yeah!

Fuck I forgot, I absolutely suck at poker.

Yeah, I hate poker.

- Boring. - You love poker?

Mhm.

Not after getting sober.

Playing poker without a drink?

No. Unless you guys want to make it interesting and play

strip poker.

Ew.

You're just saying that because you're losing.

- Hey. - Oh, I'm sorry.

Peek at my cards, you little cheater.

All right, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

Ooh, I got a good hand, babe.

You do have a good hand.

But my hand is better.

That's right.

All right.

Oh, I know you got some smokes in here.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Ah! Damn it!

All right.

What's this bitch got?

What you got there?

You got some smokes?

All right.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Jackpot.

Hey, yo Calvin.

You okay up there?

Uh.

Yeah. I'm fine.

I'm coming down.

Huh? Where have you been, bud?

Did you fall in or something?

No, I had to, uh.

I had to poop.

Oh, my God. Gross.

Right, yeah. I mean, I didn't I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I

didn't.

What?

I felt like I had to poop.

I.

Have you heard the story about these woods?

Yeah.

Lots of people have gone missing in these woods.

Dozens? No, hundreds of people

have gone missing in these woods.

It's like the Bermuda Triangle.

But woods.

And it's some sort of,

Bigfoot or,

boogeyman out there jumping around.

Yeah.

Yeah. Really?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Where'd you hear that one?

I don't know. Internet or something.

You heard that from me?

I told you that. I heard it from my uncle.

Oh, my God, you stole his story.

Oh, I didn't steal his story.

Why would you undercut me like that?

You kind of did, but it's okay bud, dont worry about it.

Um, back to, um, the woods.

What happened to those people?

Well, why don't you tell us the story, Mr. Charles Dickens?

I don't even want to think about it, but maybe,

just maybe,

the Ridgefield boogeyman got him!

Ew. Gonna get you back for that.

Oh, you better.

The Ridgefield boogeyman. That's right.

The Ridgefield boogeyman?

Oh, it's an urban legend about these hills.

They say there's no escape if it comes for you.

And it roams the forest watching.

Yeah.

He's always watching.

He knows when you're sleeping.

He knows when you're awake.

He's like Santa Claus, but big and mean.

That's creepy.

Yeah. Very creepy.

No, no, no.

Hey, babe.

Don't, don't be scared.

You got me here.

Can I make it better with an Eskimo kiss?

Just a little one.

- Okay. - A little one.

- Oh, I love you so much. - I love you.

Okay, I feel better now.

Me too.

I feel better now.

- Yeah. - Okay.

Hey, you guys want to, uh.

You guys want to do something else?

Are you being a bad little girl?

So fucking naughty.

Yeah.

Oh yes!

Pull my beard!

Pull my fucking beard!

- Oh! - Oh, God.

I love you so much, babe.

Yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea.

Yeah boy!

Fuck.

Fucking aspirin.

What the?

Oh. Huh?

Yeah.

Bingo.

Non-toxic.

God damn it!

Fuck!

Oh.

Ten.

25mg.

You're feeling great.

God damn it!

Fucking thing sucks!

Shit!

You're so fucking naughty.

I've been so naughty.

I got to drop some coal down your chimney.

Oh.

Fuck.

I mean.

Who's gonna know?

I guess I'll know.

But,

what do they say in rehab?

There's no mistake that you can make within reason,

that's going to affect you for the rest of your life.

You fall off the wagon, you just get right back on.

People are allowed to make mistakes.

And, I mean, this isn't even a drug.

I can get this shit over the counter.

If I was brushing my teeth and I drank some of this mouthwash,

what if suddenly I got to start back at day one?

That's bullshit.

Then again,

that's why I keep finding myself in this situation.

And Tim is in there fucking Jax.

Tim is in there fucking Jax.

I mean, what the fuck?

You know what? Fuck it.

Let's see if the Ridgefield

boogeyman wants to come out and play.

Oh no.

Come on. Fuck! Damn it!

- Eric.

I need your help.

Help me!

Come over here.

Eric help.

Are you there?

Yeah.

Hell, yeah.

Come down my chimney.

Oh!

Oh my God!

Yeah!

Oh, yes! Harder Santa Claus!

Okay.

- Yes! - Don't be a naughty girl.

You're about to get pulled down that chimney girl.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, babe.

Yeah, babe.

Are you there?

Eric. Come here.

Hello?

Eric help.

Help me!

Fuck.

Eric.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh!

Oh Tim.

Santa Claus.

Give me that ass!

- Yes! - Yeah!

Yeah boy! Yeah! Hell yeah!

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

What the fuck?

- Tim. - No.

Oh my God, what the fuck?

- What? - Don't you stop!

Don't you fucking stop!

What do you want?

I can't hear you.

God damn it!

Okay, get the fuck.

Just get the fucking door.

Just get the fucking door.

What?

I've thrown up.

Oh my God.

Jax. I'll be right back.

- Oh. - Fucking child.

Here bud.

Thanks.

Yeah.

Jesus, you look like a sack of shit.

Are you feeling any better?

No.

Well, I don't think that's gonna help.

Yeah, well,

thanks for the light anyway.

Oh, yeah.

Of course.

I mean, you know what my therapist always said?

One thing at a time.

You've still got a few years to kick that one.

Yeah. What?

Uh, quit by 35 and stay alive or whatever the fuck.

Bingo.

My God, we're getting so fucking old.

Hey, I'm 35 years young. Thank you.

Fuck. Dude, look at me.

Chilling in this dope fucking cabin.

And I'm not here to get fucked up.

I'm here because I am a fuck up.

I'm a fucking fuck up.

Yeah.

Hey, did Eric seem all right to you when he left?

What do you mean?

I don't know.

I don't think he likes me anymore.

I think he still likes you.

I guess that's part of the problem, huh?

You remember that time when we were supposed to go to the

Screaming Mimi's concert and he was gonna drive?

Yeah, he was supposed to be the DD.

Yeah. He told us that we could pregame for once.

Yeah. I told my parents again and again that I wouldn't do

anything stupid just so I could go.

Yeah, dude, he was totally shitfaced.

He was like, just get in.

He didn't even apologize.

No, but he did crash his car into a tree right outside the

library and just fucking left it there.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck him.

I mean.

You know, I guess I have, like, fucked up and fucked over a lot

of people in my lifetime, so, uh.

I am sorry.

Sorry?

Yeah.

You know, you're a really good friend, and you're always doing

shit for people, and I'm just a fucking moron.

I'm just a total fuck up.

Yeah.

Hey.

A little fucking sympathy.

I'm going through a hard time.

We too old for that bullshit now, buddy.

I know you too well to sugarcoat it.

Oh, yeah?

You don't want to sugarcoat it.

Okay. You don't want to sugarcoat it.

All right.

Well if I wasn't getting sober, if I was still rizz king.

If I was still banging it up,

P.O.P, holding it down, I'd be in

there and I'd be fucking,

fucking some bitch.

And I wouldn't be out here with my stupid ass friend, dude.

Oh.

Calvin,

what I have takes work, but all I want is the chance to help

you do the work.

Bro, stop talking about work.

I know work.

I've worked to this day.

I know, I know, I know, I know.

So you, uh, you love Jax?

You really love Jax?

Yeah. A lot.

Are you gonna marry her?

Well. Of course.

What the hell else would I do?

She's perfect.

That's dope.

I'm happy for you.

Happy for both of you.

Stay on the sobriety train.

Yeah. You'll get there.

I think the streets will wait for me.

The streets? You're done with the streets.

Hey, I'm still gonna be in the streets.

You dig?

Well, I'm still gonna be in the sheets.

I'll see you later.

You ready for some dick?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

What the fuck?

What happened to my mouthwash.

What are you talking about, hon?

I was at the bottom of the trash, empty.

What?

Did he?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Did you do something to my mouthwash?

Did I do something in your mouthwash?

Calvin.

Calvin. You didn't drink the mouthwash, did you?

What? No.

Whoa! Hey.

What? No.

Okay, look, just because I have a little bit of a drug problem,

and I was recently in rehab,

and I have sort of a history of drinking stuff like that,

doesn't mean that I'm gonna drink your

girlfriend's mouthwash.

That's. That's insane.

Is this why he.

Hey. No, that's that's, you know, that's offensive.

That's frankly that's offensive.

Okay, look, I, I have a disease, okay?

I have a sickness that causes me to go through withdrawals.

That's why I went to rehab to get help for it.

And I lay here, and I'm sick most of the nights.

Okay? And when you add stress

onto me, it makes me feel sicker.

Okay. So we really need to stop this conversation right now.

And I'm gonna end it by saying,

no, I did not drink your mouthwash.

Okay, well, I bought it practically brand new, and now

it's empty.

Are you sure that that's yours?

Are you sure that that's the one you brought from home?

I know it's mine.

It's mine. It was full.

Hey. Hold, hold, hold, on.

What kind of a coincidence?

Let's not jump to any conclusions here.

That's right.

Yeah. We shouldn't.

We shouldn't jump to conclusions, guys.

All right, we got to stay level headed.

This is how friends fight.

Okay, look, that mouthwash could have been somebody else,

and somebody else could have drank it.

I'm just saying that you don't

even, you know, it's it's perfect.

It's reasonable that you forgot it at home, is it not?

I'm just gonna ask you one time, man.

- Calvin. - Yeah.

No judgment here.

Did you drink the mouthwash?

No, no.

Fuck no, guys. Are you serious?

Over mouthwash?

Seriously? This is the kind of stuff that makes me want to

drink and and do shit like that.

Dude, I might as well I might.

I'm just gonna do the stuff

- under the sink then. - Here we go.

You know why I go to therapy?

Because I get so frustrated with people always accusing me

of stuff that then I want to drink.

So I'm gonna go, no, I'm gonna go for a walk.

So I don't drink the mouthwash when you inevitably find it.

So I don't get this fucking drug train rolling.

Woo woo!

Yeah. No, I said I'd only ask one more time.

One too many.

Think about what you did.

Think about it.

Oh come back.

Just. Just let him go.

That was his sobriety train.

Fuck!

He'll fucking choo choo back later.

Jax. Maybe he didn't.

Or maybe he did.

Or maybe he didn't, I don't know.

I'm sorry.

I feel like a jerk.

Fuck.

I don't give a shit anyway.

The only reason I'm here is

because you guys are my fucking friends.

I don't give a shit!

Whoa, whoa! Hey, man.

Oh, hey man.

Hey.

Who the fuck are you guys and what are you doing out here?

Oh, we're just, like, melding

our pleasure chakras to the universe.

Exploring the great Mother.

Come again?

Camping, bro.

This is John.

Yeah, and this is Chynna.

Welcome.

And who's that guy?

Who?

Oh! That's Josh.

Shit.

Yeah. He's tripping.

Yeah, he ate like a shit ton of mushrooms.

Yeah, we harvested them ourselves.

You know, when you're out in the woods and you gather

mushrooms with your own two hands, it's like Mother Nature

is letting you suckle on her titty.

Yeah, mother nature provides, man.

We're just her humble servants.

When's the last time you tripped?

It's been too long.

Yeah, it seems like it's been too long.

Yeah, I know, that's what I just said.

You've been staring into the eyes of hell, man.

Uncovering secrets you never wanted to discover.

Staring into the pits of hell.

What? What the fuck are you talking about?

Withdrawal nightmares.

Right, dude?

Yeah.

How'd you know?

You just kind of look like shit.

Oh, word.

I look like a big pile of shit.

You guys are living in the fucking woods.

Hey, come to think of it.

Have you guys heard all that weird shit

that's been going on out here?

It's like screaming or,

I don't know,

people being murdered.

No, man, these woods are magical.

We've been dreaming about them for weeks.

Oh, yeah?

We heard the coyotes howling out last night.

Yeah, and that was magical.

Yeah. Um.

- Haunting. - Haunting.

Yeah. He tried to do it for him.

Yeah. Yeah.

It was, like.

Help! Please!

Yeah.

Babe, you're so talented.

That that's what you guys have been hearing every night.

That doesn't sound like coyotes.

That sounds like women being murdered.

No, that is what coyotes sound like.

I know, I know what coyotes sound like.

Yeah. You're good.

We know coyotes, bro.

We raised a litter of foster coyotes last winter.

Yeah.

If you say so.

Are you sure you're okay, dude?

I mean, you look.

You look like you could use a little pick me up.

Yeah man. You want something to relax your nerves?

Mhm.

Yeah. Don't mind if I do.

Mhm. Ooh, ooh.

What is that? That's not weed.

That's good shit, man.

That's what the fuck that is.

Oh. No way.

Ooh, no way no way.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Uh.

Fuck!

Come on.

Hey, buddy.

What you been doing?

You've been gone a while.

Uh. Um.

Uh, yeah.

No, I don't know.

Um. The woods.

You can't just go out into the woods like that.

I was looking all over for you.

Um, well, you're always telling me to go off and get some fresh

air and enjoy the rejuvenating nature of nature.

So that's what I'm doing.

Well, that's,

that's great.

I'm glad you're enjoying the fresh air, bud.

Let's keep this fresh sobriety train rolling.

Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga. Choo choo!

Jax! Watch out! We're busting out the activities!

There we go.

We're set.

Uh, you're up first, bud.

I believe in you.

Cool.

I lost.

Whoops. Don't worry about it, bud.

You can go another time.

Come on, Calvin, I've seen you play.

You should be good at this game.

Oh, yeah?

- Yeah. You think so, huh? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right.

Yeah, boy, that's what I'm talking about.

- Yeah. - That's it.

Okay, okay.

He did get a little close, babe, but I think if you twist

it and go right between those two, I think you'll get it.

I fucking love you.

- I believe in you. - I love you.

- Okay. - Okay.

Oh, that's so close, babe. So close.

It was really good. It was really good.

- Yes. It's good, it's good. - But, but, but.

He got a little bit further.

But, hey, hey, it's not you.

He's just had a lot more practice than in us.

Oh, I'll go, I'll try, but.

No you're gonna do so good.

- Really? - Yes, yes.

- Thank you. I love you. - I love you.

Okay. Ready for it?

Okay. You're blowing it for good luck.

Okay.

- Oh. - Okay.

We have to do that later.

Yeah, we have to do that later.

Okay.

One. Two. Three.

- Yes! Yes! - Oh my God! I fucking.

This is bullshit.

That's my winner.

That's my winner.

♪Hey! Bum bum bum bum bum. Hey! Bum bum bum bum bum. Hey!♪

Hey baby.

Let's eat.

Oh.

Hey, you want some?

Don't be such a pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

I don't have a problem with drugs.

I just love drugs.

Who could have a problem with drugs?

Calvin,

what are you doing?

You shouldn't be doing this.

Don't listen to Eric.

How could I love a fuck up like you?

What are you even doing with your life?

This is strong.

What is this?

It's a mushroom joint, honey.

Grew them ourselves.

Whoa! What?

Um. I'm smoking mushrooms.

Blast off, baby.

Calvin, what the fuck are you doing?

We're trying to help you.

Fuck! Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Ridgefield boogeyman got him!

Stop doing that, guys!

What do you keep doing that?

Eyes open.

He wants you to see.

Wait! Help! Wait!

Holy shit!

- Oh, my fucking God! Yeah!

Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.

Jesus Christ, you guys.

Come on.

Oh, my God, I've never needed a drink so fucking bad.

Just finish already.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck!

Oh, yeah.

Ooh, yeah.

All right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now I got my juice.

Behind door number one.

Huh? Skull!

Fuckers.

Ah!

Fuck!

Oh!

Death. Death.

Oh, yeah. Yeah!

Wake, wake my brain up.

Hey, grandma!

It's me.

Guess where I am right now.

I don't even fucking know.

I just wanted to say that whatever happens tonight is

partially your fucking fault, too.

For giving up on me and sending me to rehab?

Didn't I fucking tell you that I would kill myself if you sent

me to rehab?

Well, now I'm probably gonna fucking die.

So you and Mom and Katie, you

can just all be happier without me

once I'm dead.

All right.

Just tell everyone to hold it down.

I love you, grandma.

Hey, Cassie.

I know it's been a long time, and I know you probably don't

want to hear from me, but I just wanted to call and say

that I took for granted all

those years that you were with me.

And I just really want you to call me back.

You know, I would have changed myself if I could.

And if I could just have the opportunity to talk to you

again, just to tell you that I'm sorry.

I know you've heard me say I'm sorry a lot, and I really did

mean it all those times.

And I have a really bad way of showing it.

And it doesn't really come out the right way.

So I just really want you to call me back

just to talk to me one more time.

But I know you won't.

You stupid little cunt!

You better hope I never see you again, because

hey, hey, you know I'm still in the streets, you dig?

Come on.

Pick up Eric.

Come on.

Hey, Boy.

What's up?

Where are you at?

You gotta come get me, bro.

You can't leave me here with

dopey, the dick and his fucking girlfriend.

Come on, let's go get an eight ball and hit the titty bar.

I'm done being sober, bro.

You want to know what I did?

I drank some stuff underneath the sink.

I'm fucking tripping balls, dude, you'd love it.

Where are you, dude? Why didn't you come back?

Hey, dude, you still at the cabin?

I think I see your car.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. That is your car, baby.

That's Eric's car.

Eric loves to party.

Woo! Eric! Eric! Let's go, baby!

Eric?

Oh.

Oh, fuck!

Eric!

Eric!

The fuck you go?

Hey!

Hey!

Where you, uh?

Where you gone?

Huh?

Eric! Yo!

Hey big dawg!

Eric!

Don't fuck with me.

Hey!

Hey!

What are you?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Oh, Eric.

Oh! Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Fuck! Oh!

Oh! Oh, fuck!

Tim!

- Tim. - Calvin. What?

- Tim, Tim, we have a problem. - Jesus Christ!

- What the fuck? - Calvin!

Shh. Shh.

We have a problem.

- What? - What?

It's okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. All right.

We have a problem.

I think there's someone living in the woods.

Calvin, what the fuck are you talking about?

God, Jesus, you look like.

I know I don't look good.

I don't look good.

Okay, we gotta go.

We gotta get out of here.

What?

I found someone living in the woods.

I found Eric.

What?

- Calvin. - I found him.

Calvin, listen to me.

I think the Ridgefield Boogeyman.

- Uh huh. Mhm. - What?

- What? - Boogeyman.

- Shh! - Calvin, listen to me.

You are fine.

Calvin.

Can you tell me how much you took?

What did you take, buddy?

No. No.

Can you get him a glass of water.

- Why? - How much did you take?

What did you take?

Has nothing to do with that.

It has nothing to do with that.

Eric is dead.

- What? - What?

Yeah, mhm. I think he's dead.

I didn't want to scare anybody.

I know, I know, I know, I'm scaring you.

I didn't want to scare anybody.

Cause I did. I took something under the sink.

It's the stuff.

Tim. Tim.

I know he's there.

Calvin I found him.

Listen to me.

We're gonna go outside together.

No.

And we're gonna give it a look.

- No. - We're gonna figure it out.

We gotta go. We gotta go.

Get your stuff.

Oh my God.

Get your stuff.

- Tim. - Get all of your stuff.

What are you? Don't humor him, Tim.

Jesus.

Calvin, this is insane.

I'm so sorry.

What are you.

- So sorry - What is happening?

You're fine.

Calvin. You're fine.

Calvin.

- Tim. - You're fine.

It's all right.

I trust you.

Wait, wait. Slow, slow.

Be slow, be slow.

It's right over here, I think I think.

Oh.

Oh, am I lying now? Huh?

Am I lying now?

It's your jacket.

I know, I was out here.

Oh, wait.

Uh, let's get out of here.

Oh, man.

Let's get out of here.

This is spooky, man.

Oh, wait.

See? See?

- See? - What?

There's nothing over there.

Right there, right there, right there,

Right there.

- See? - There's nothing, dude.

Oh, stop making noise.

You hear that?

- Help.

- Yeah. What is that? - All right, let's go.

Let's go.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

What? Whoa!

Wait! Wait!

No! Okay.

Let's go. Come on.

- Hey. - Tim.

It'll be all right.

- No. - I'll be right back.

No you won't. Don't say that.

Tim. Tim.

Tim! That's not Eric!

Tim.

Oh! Oh, fuck!

Tim.

Fuck! Oh, fuck!

Oh!

I'm gonna leave you, dude! I'm gonna.

Fuck! Fuck!

Tim! Tim!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, Jesus Christ!

Oh, fuck!

God damn it, Tim!

Hey! Hey!

Stay! Sit!

Sit! Stay away from the windows!

Calvin, what are you doing? Where's Tim?

I heard him screaming.

Shh don't talk.

He's not gonna get in my brain now.

What? Calvin, talk to me.

Okay, look.

Didn't I tell him?

I told him not to go outside,

and I told you not to go outside.

Didn't I tell him?

What? What happened?

I told him you're gonna need this.

Okay, listen, listen.

Tim is gone, okay?

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

He's gone.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Calvin, you're scaring me.

You have to listen to me.

There's a clear and present pattern to everything that's

going on around here.

And I think you are next.

So we gotta get out of here.

Oh, God.

What the fuck was that?

Why the fuck do I have a frying pan?

It's for protection, okay.

Put it on your head so it can't read your thoughts, okay?

No, listen, you have to watch out for him.

Where is Tim?

Tim is gone.

Tim is dead.

Okay. It's it, it's it.

The boogeyman.

Listen to me. Listen to me.

In 19.

In 1992.

Okay. The government started a program.

Project Bahama, okay, a.k.a.

Project Boogeyman.

It was disguised as a rehab clinic to gather expatriates

and turn them into super soldiers.

Okay. And you don't think that it's a coincidence, do you?

That we came to Richfield Hills where the boogeyman is.

The rehab clinic knows that.

I know something that I don't

think I know, but they know, I know.

Okay, so you have to shut up and listen to me.

Yo, Jax.

That was Tim.

That's not Tim.

That's Tim.

- That's not Tim. - I hear Tim.

Please! Keep it over your brain!

- No! - Keep it over your brain!

He can't hear you.

Jax.

I love you.

I've always loved you.

Calvin, you fucking troglodyte!

I am going to my boyfriend and I'm gonna go get Tim.

Take this shit.

I'm coming.

Jax.

That's not Tim.

That's not Tim.

All right, all right.

You want to play?

Yeah. You want to play something?

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh! Oh yeah!

Oh yeah.

You want to know?

You want to know why they sent me to rehab?

Because when I get high, I get violent!

I get violent!

Don't worry, Jax, I'm coming, I'm coming.

- Calvin I need your help.

No, no, that's not Jax.

That's not Jax. Stay out of my brain.

- Calvin, be careful.

- All my clothes.

All right, I'm coming.

- Help me, help me, help me.

- Help me, help me.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh God.

Oh fuck.

Help please.

Oh, God.

Oh, God, please.

Please, please help me.

All this time, you still can't see it.

What are you talking about?

To see so much, to see them all die,

and still not see the truth.

You monster. You killed her.

We killed her, Calvin.

No.

No you're you trying to make me think that I'm crazy?

I'm not crazy.

I'm not crazy. I know who I am.

Crazy. No.

Not crazy.

You're a monster. You're a killer.

Yes we are.

Stop saying that!

I didn't kill those people.

I didn't kill Jax and Tim and Eric.

I know who I am.

All slain by you, Calvin.

By us.

We really do make a great team.

It was easy.

No, that's not true.

That's impossible.

Take a good look in the mirror, Calvin.

You can see yourself however you want, but your true

reflection always looks back at you.

No, I know who I am.

Yeah, I know who I am.

I know who I am. I know who I am.

I know who I am.

Yeah, I know who I am.

Oh, fuck.

I know who I am.

The Ridgefield Boogeyman, huh?

Uh, boogeyman.

Richfield Hills.

Tim!

Well it isn't the Ritz Carlton?

No, but, you know, I got it

super cheap, and it's got the fire

pit out back and stuff.

Plus, it's gonna have tons of

activities for our Friendsgiving.

Yep.

Uh. All right, Spencer, I'm gonna go pick out my bedroom.

Go for it.

Gotta put away the groceries anyway.

All right.

Tell you what.

Best Friendsgiving we're gonna have in a long time, Kat.

You find that room yet?

I think they got a lake around here someplace.

I'm fitting to get a little wet.

Woo hoo!

Kat?

Spence?