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The following programme contains
strong language and adult humour.
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I borrowed some money off
some naughty people.
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Gotta lie low for a bit.
It's nothing.
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We're gonna have to find
this brother of his.
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I don't have
many strong male friendships...
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But it feels like that's changing.
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Bye, love! See you later.
Dance class, yeah?
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Cause I've only lumped you half
my life savings for your wedding.
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I hope you're not gonna take my cash
and fuck off to Marbella, ey Lee?
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Do you not fancy me anymore?
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I think you might wanna talk
to Kirsty about her suspension.
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Do you ever feel like you're
the worst person in the world?
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Right, well, that's erm...
Yeah.
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Thanks for...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Bye.
See you later.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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# LA PANDILLA: Me Gustaria Ensenar
Al Mundo a Cantar #
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Hi love.
AH, FUCK!
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Erm, you're-
We closed early, so...
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Oh.
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Left your bag in the car.
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Lee?
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Erm, I er, er, he...
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Saw her. On the street.
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Yeah.
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Picked her up, dropped her off.
Right.
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Right. But, hang on-
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('STRICTLY COME DANCING'
MUSIC PLAYS)
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Buenasera mi amoressss!
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How we feeling up in here?!
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Scuse lateness!
She is run off her feet.
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This is my lunch, would you believe?
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Right, are we ready?!
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Midweek warmup in 5,6,7,8 and...
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Are we staying sir?
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They need to get used to
an audience.
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Show a bit of support! Come on!
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You know you want to!
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Great! Now positive vibes only
inside the space is all I ask.
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Also £2 donation for spectators.
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Pop it in the tub.
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6, 7, 8 and come on...
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(SALSA MUSIC)
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Ooh and move your hips!
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Bitch! Why are you
screening my calls?
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What if I was on fire
or some shit?
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Anyway, listen...
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Y'know you said 'Don't tell anyone
about your brother' yeah?
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Well, see, thing is...
(MAN TUTTS)
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Don't 'tut' me, sweat patch!
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Get some deodorant,
have some self-respect!
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Stinky prick!
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So, there was this bloke, right...
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So... How was work?
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Oh, yeah, y'know, just usual.
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And here we go! And...
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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please, welcome to the floor,
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the new Mr and Mrs Campbell with...
The Lambada!
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# GUNS N' ROSES:
Sweet Child O' Mine #
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Love it! Yes, yes.
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Lead, Glen!
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Come on! From the hips! The hips!
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Thing about the lambada, see?
Dominance.
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Right, if he can't lead, I'm sorry,
the whole thing goes to-
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ARGH!!
OH MY GOD!!
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Ah, shit.
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I think I-I've scratched...
I've scratched the cornea.Glen!
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Just pull it away!
Be careful, be careful! Be careful!
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There. You're free.
Argh!
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I've, I've, I've got some erm,
eyedrops in my bag...
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Very brittle hair, haven't ya?
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You wanna sort that, darling?
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It's your iron, love,
you're deficient.
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I'll just, er, won't be a sec...
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Not so fast, Mr Spectator!
Let's see what you got, ey?
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Oh, no, let's not.
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I won't expect footwork, just wheel
her about while she runs the choreo!
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No.
No, you're alright.
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I won't take no for an answer!
You might have to, my darling.
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Ah! He's not got what it takes
for Latin. Heavy tread, y'see?
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You fucking what?
No, no! It's fine.
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I can't expect you
to be able to lead.I'm able.
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Canning Town Break Dance Champion
1999.
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That shit stays with you.
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I mean, I don't think you should-
Come here, now!
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5, 6, 7, 8, let's go!
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
Love it!
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Ooh, hello!
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Oh. It's great to have someone
finally lead, eh?!
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AYSHA:
I just thought you should know,
man's a proper dodgy geezer, innit.
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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6, 7, 8...
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Stealing my lady, is it?
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Right, well... I'm going.
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If I can make it.
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What with me heavy treads.
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Lee, Lee, mate, wait erm...
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Glen, you need to go and dance
with your fiancee.
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Oh, Lee!
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Er, listen, weird question but
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you don't know
any scary Irish blokes, do you?
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Something about
a rabbit tattoo or...
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(HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
What?
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Oh, no, forget it.
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No, it's just Aysha at work
being weird. See you later.
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Ok, let's go! And 5, 6, 7, 8...
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# JOHNNY HALLYDAY:
Noir C'est Noir #
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Oh, couldn't sleep?
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Nah.
No, me neither.
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I've just been doing a deep clean.
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I just do it with the lights off,
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it's just a bit more sort of...
mindful.
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Erm... listen, Lee.
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I was just thinking that, erm...
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maybe, you could find erm...
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find somewhere else to stay.
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Oh.
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Because everything was fine...
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..like, we were fine.
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And now, I dunno-
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Yeah. Alright.
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What?
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Nothing.
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I'll go.
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Right.
Right.
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Oh god, oh no...
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Ohhhhh...
Yeah, yeah.
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I'm so sorry.
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It's just the boys, they hang
a little bit lower nowadays-
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Yes, no, I can see that. Yeah...
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Anyway, shut the fridge, Kirst.
Save the planet.
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I think I'm just gonna go
and get some sleep.
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Night, night.
Yeah. Night, night.
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Busy day at work today,
do you reckon, love?
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Yeah. I've got loads on.
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I know, love...
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about your job...
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And to be honest, love, I'm a...
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..I'm a bit scared...
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Cause like... you know,
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you're always telling me about work,
about your day,
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about how Liz from Accounts
has had a blonde bob done
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and how she looks
the spit of He-man.
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And you know...
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..if you can lie to me
about all that then...
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what else might you be
lying about, y'know?
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What?
(TOOTHBRUSH BUZZES)
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What? What is it?
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I know, Kirst.
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I found out.
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I'm so sorry.
I don't know how it happened.
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I know that's your brother,
it's just... (GARBLED SPEECH)
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You'll have to spit that out love,
I can't tell a word you're saying.
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Listen, I'll go downstairs,
I'll put the kettle on.
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And then,
I need you to tell me everything.
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Ok.
Alright.
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Like why they suspended
you in the first place.
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# LESLEY GORE: You Don't Own Me #
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Fuckin hell.
Do you think it's a lot?
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I mean...
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Fuckin hell. What are these?
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Er, Homewares.
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Yeah,
and I had a bit of a B&Q phase,
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so I've got quite a lot of
these extendable magnetic pens.
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They're, like, for getting things
down the back of radiators.
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Like, look, oh... Spare keys!
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So...
What about these?
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Body jewels. Yeah,
I don't know what that was about.
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And the printer cartridges...
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..that's why I was suspended.
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Kirst, there's loads of 'em.
Yeah, 28.
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We don't have a printer.
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(SIGHS) No, it's not...
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It's just like...
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doing it.
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It makes me feel...
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I don't know, like...
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..special.
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Alright?
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You're not at work?
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She's told me, Lee.
Everything. Haven't you?
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Well...
What? About the-
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He knows that I've been suspended
and I've been stealing from work.
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Yeah.
Where've you been?
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Run.
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Run?
Yes.
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You alright?
Yeah, I'm alright, yeah. You?
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I'm alright, yeah.
You alright?
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Gonna put the kettle on.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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(SULTRY FRENCH MUSIC)
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I'm so stupid.
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I was doing so well.
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I'm basically a paralegal.
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I do more work than
half the solicitors there and now...
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Oh, yeah, that's
a Knight of the Round Table...
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Oh, I don't know why. I don't know.
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I'm sorry, I'm such a freak.
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You're not. You're not, Kirst.
Don't say that.
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You know you've got a... what is it?
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A mental health thingy.
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Probably cause your mum's
a psychopath, to be honest.
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And a-actually,
they shouldn't be firing you
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for an actual... manageable...
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What?
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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Kirsty. Get your fucking shoes on.
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Aysha, I need you to hold the fort.
I'll be about an hour.
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This is jokes, man.
I'm on my own here.
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I don't know how them tills work!
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Maybe now would be a good time to-
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how d'you not know
how the tills works?
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Glen!
Er, I gotta go. Sorry.
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I can't slow down.
If I slow down, I won't do it.
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Lip balm!
Alright, here...
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I'm so dry.
You're making me nervous.
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This is what Deborah Meaden
feels like every single day.
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It's so stressful.
I fucking love it!
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Come on!
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(PHONE BUZZES)
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Oh, fuck off.
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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(HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
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Are they expecting you?
They're not, Becky, no.
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Well that shouldn't still work,
should it?
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I need to sign you in-
No, he's with me!
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No. He needs a lanyard.
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Just push through, just push
through it, push through!
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Look don't you dare call security,
Becky! don't you dare!
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Daryl?! Daryl, I might need you!
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Let's have it, you cunt!
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(GRUNTS)
Who the fuck are you?
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Jesus Christ!No, he's a skinny bloke
in a loincloth, now who are ya?
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Alright, alright, alright,
I'm Lee. I'm Glen's brother!
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Why didn't you say then,
you dickhead?
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What did you hit me with?!
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Oh, it's a chicken, innit.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Ay! Sue. Pleasure.
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And if anyone asks,
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they gave me a key so's I can
come and go as I please, alright?
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Yeah, whatever.
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I've gotta go.
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Fuck! The bag!
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Oh my God, I'm shaking.
I can feel my arse vibrate.
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You got my cue cards?
There's nothing on them, love.
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Yeah, I know, they're just
a power prop, aren't they?
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Get with it!
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(LIFT PINGS)
Door opening.
251
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,320
Sorry.
252
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,960
(PHONE RINGS)
253
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,640
Sue! Don't answer the phone!
254
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,400
(PHONE RINGS)
Do not answer that fucking-
255
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,640
Hello?
256
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,400
Glen? No, he's at work
at the moment, what's it about?
257
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:34,440
Oh, the other Mister Campbell?
Yeah... You must mean Lee!
258
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:41,760
Fuck!
259
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:45,680
Mark Raynor. He's the one that
gave me the suspension.
260
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,600
Smirk on his face when he did it.
261
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,840
Well, I am gonna march
into his office.
262
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:53,720
And I am gonna say,
"Mark, you...
263
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,600
"..are a turd!"
264
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,520
Not sure that'll get your job back,
love.
265
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,200
I'm just pumping myself up,
aren't I?
266
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,040
Glen! Work with me here. OK!
267
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,320
I'm gonna go in there
and I'm gonna say,
268
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:07,880
"Mark, you thought
you could push me out."
269
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,280
"And you thought
you were better than me."
270
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:15,280
"But the truth is Mark,
you are a worm."
271
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:21,200
"You are a tiny little worm boy
underneath my shoe Mark and I..."
272
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,200
What? What is wrong with you?
273
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,320
I erm...
274
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,680
I'll take the next one.
275
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:43,480
I suppose, if we're being honest,
I em...
276
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:46,720
I think I quite like it when you
talk to me like Mark from HR.
277
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,280
Change of plan.
278
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,760
You're reimbursing 'em for this one,
mate. That one's not on me.
279
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,920
Car keys.
You off?
280
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,000
Where you going?
I could do with a lift into town.
281
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,800
Opposite direction!
282
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,760
A12, is it? Cause I've got some
business that way too!
283
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,560
What did I do with them?
284
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,560
You looking for these?
285
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,280
What's the magic word?
286
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:15,160
Don't you fucking try me, girl.
287
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,840
Charming!
288
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,480
At least drop me at the precinct.
You gotta go that way!
289
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,120
Oh! S... sorry.
290
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,120
What the fuck do you want?
291
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,120
There's something I need to say.
292
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,280
It's rather pressing
so I've written it down.
293
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,080
I have the cards here-
Move your fucking car!
294
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:33,040
Yes, well, I-I- if I could
just r-read this first-
295
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,160
Lee!
296
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,600
(CAR STALLS)
Although it's been but a few days
297
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,400
from the moment we met-
298
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,440
(ENGINE ROARS)
Oh fuck!
299
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,280
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
300
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,720
Fuck!
301
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,040
Get out!
302
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,480
What do you think you're doing?
PERVERT!
303
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:02,080
Sorry, but as I say
this is rather pressing.
304
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,880
FUCKING HELL!!!
305
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,359
Oops.
306
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,119
I dropped my ring binder.
307
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,240
That's a... lever arch file-
308
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,520
Shhhh...
309
00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:22,200
Fetch.
310
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,040
I didn't tell you to stand. Did I?
311
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,760
Don't make me cross,
312
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,680
you little...
313
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:43,920
twat.
314
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,520
Sorry, sorry, is that not...?
315
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,440
Sorry, sorry...
316
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,480
Erm, you... pathetic little man.
317
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,040
You've come in handy, you have.
318
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,320
I'm up and down the A12 like
a blue-arsed fly.
319
00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:00,640
'Mother of the bride'. I've got
a list of jobs as long as my tits.
320
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,200
I'm DJing the wedding.
Gotta try out some kit.
321
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,800
Take a left here.
322
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,400
Who are you then?
323
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:10,840
I'm Lee's friend and Glen's boss,
but mostly Lee's friend.
324
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,240
Ooh, nice when blokes have friends,
innit.
325
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,080
Like Michael Ball and Alfie Boe.
326
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,960
Thanks, Paul!
327
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,800
(BOTH GROAN)
328
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,160
Hello Jen. Looking for something?
329
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,280
Oh my god.
330
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,400
Mm. Disgusting, isn't he?
331
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,160
(GROANS)
332
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,920
(PHOTOCOPIER WHIRS)
333
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,480
Right, we're here.
334
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,560
Get out now.
335
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,240
Alright!
336
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,200
Lively darling, yeah!
337
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,160
Ta-tah!
338
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,160
I want you out n'all.
But I haven't-
339
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,000
Maybe another time, yeah?
I... I'll just spin through it.
340
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,880
Dear Lee,
though it's been but a few days
341
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,040
from the moment we met...
342
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,600
I felt-
343
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:13,440
I felt an overwhelming
sense of peace...
344
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,680
A P-peace the likes of which
never...
345
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,440
No, no, no!
346
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,880
She's got m'fucking bag!
347
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,200
FUCK!
348
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,480
Keep moving.
349
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,920
Oh, piss off, Daryl.
Your jumper's inside out.
350
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,360
D'you know what, Glen,
I've been thinking actually...
351
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,920
fuck this place.
352
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,680
I can get another job, easy.
Maybe even a full paralegal.
353
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,400
Oh my god.
Kirsty, I didn't even tell you.
354
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,920
I got the promotion!
355
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,560
What?!
I-I got it, yeah!
356
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,480
I know, since everything happened,
I didn't-
357
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:50,720
(CHEERS)
358
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,280
Bye, twats!
359
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,760
(SALSA MUSIC)
360
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,680
Where's your manager?
Tell him I want a test drive.
361
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,960
He's on lunch, I can't really do-
362
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,080
Look, son, I might be dropping
a grand on these decks,
363
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,760
a tuna baguette can wait.
364
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:24,840
Keats himself wrote, 'Truth is
beauty and beauty is truth'.
365
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:28,600
Well, who am I
to scorn such words...
366
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,840
Here. I've brought my own USB, mate.
367
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,800
There's a few tracks
I wanna try out, alright.
368
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,840
Oi Topknot! Hit the lights!
369
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,080
SUE! YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG BAG-
370
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:43,440
(FEEDBACK SCREECHES)
371
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:46,000
(THROUGH PA):
One, two. One, two.
372
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,040
# GUNS N' ROSES:
Sweet Child O' Mine #
373
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,520
Ladies and Gentlemen,
374
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,120
the bride and groom...
375
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,120
Kirsty and Glen,
this is your big day!
376
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,120
(AIRHORN SFX BLASTS)
377
00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,040
Everything you've worked
and saved so bloody hard for...
378
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,680
Lee, I've been living a lie.
379
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,800
Running from the truth.
380
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,880
But now I see myself
for who I really am.
381
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,760
Cause that's
what it's all about... Family.
382
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,840
And now I think I see a way through,
383
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,760
a way to put things right...
384
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,520
And family looks out
for each other. Always.
385
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,160
(HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
I felt something Lee...
386
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,280
something new and maybe...
387
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,840
Just maybe...
388
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,200
..you've felt it too.
389
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,960
Oh...
390
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,960
Now, get this one down ya!
391
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,440
(DANCE MUSIC)
392
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,160
Right, Glen, we are celebrating.
393
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,840
Yeah.
Yeah! First up, I wanna go Trish's-
394
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,200
You wanna go Trish's?Yeah.
Yeah, we can go Trish's.
395
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,680
And then cocktails,
like, fancy ones.
396
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,920
Yeah? That's not gonna
break the bank, is it?
397
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,520
Go on, check the savings account.
398
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,160
Alright, one moment, caller.
Drum roll, please.
399
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,560
Oh, my god. This is it!
400
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:03,200
Yeah, I think everything's falling
into place for us, Glen.
401
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,960
And do you know what, actually,
from here on in,
402
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,440
I think everything
is going to be absolutely...
403
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,320
What?
404
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,960
(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)
405
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,120
Kirst...
406
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,280
# THE OUTHERE BROTHERS:
Boom, Boom, Boom #
407
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,480
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