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She was a strict momma.

But she was fair.

And whenever we was in trouble, us boys, she would always...

Well, that's interesting.

I'm sure it's nothing.

Steven?!

I think someone's out here!

What?!

Someone's out here!

I can't hear you!

Behind you!

Oh, my god!

Steven!

Get up!

Get up!

Well, well, well.

Looks like Christmas came early this year, hm?

I know what you're thinking.

You're thinking, "I heard about this sorta thing happening",

but I didn't think it would happen to little ol' me."

Well, it has.

But you're gonna be famous.

You're gonna be on one of those Missing Persons posters.

When they send it out, I'm putting it in my window.

Not of your boyfriend "cause he is dead."

But you, I'm keeping you alive.

I got plans for you.

And thusly, you and I should get

intimately acquainted, don't you think?

Excuse my hands in there.

I know they're cold.

You know what I'm looking for, huh?

Found it.

I'm impressed.

Most girls, they try to scream and panic, not you.

Celeste.

What a beautiful name.

And a great picture.

I'm Owen.

You already met my brother, Oswald.

Quiet.

A quiet, celestial being, hm?

I like that.

It's good.

It's real good,

'cause around here,

silence is golden.

I really mean that.

So you keep that tongue inside your head.

You use it, you lose it.

You know what you should be doing.

Go on!

I hate to leave you hanging here,

but I got work to do.

You wanna lay down?

So tell us what it's like to be 25.

Why?

So you can look back at this when you're 50.

Like she's gonna care.

Of course she's gonna care.

25 years from now, everyone's gonna be filming

everything they do, okay?

Trust me.

Why?

Are they gonna be as bored as you?

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck!

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Jesus.

What is it?

It's the fucking radi, get that thing outta my face.

Fuck.

What's going on?

It's the radiator, I think.

Great, just what we fucking need.

I'm gonna walk.

Pretty sure there's a gas station up the road a few miles.

Do you wanna walk with me?

Do you need me to walk with you?

Whoa.

Where you going?

There's a gas station up that way.

If they can't fix the car, at least they'll have a phone.

Okay.

What's going on?

What happened last night?

Mm, it's not just last night.

He's been lying about where he's been the past few weeks.

Some other chick?

I don't know.

All I know is, I bring it up, he shuts me down.

Just wanna go home.

All right, then, I'll go with him.

Make sure it gets done quick.

Okay.

Taylor.

Where you going?

To help Mike.

Don't go wandering away.

And lay off with the fucking camera.

Hey!

What are you doing?

Coming with you.

Why?

'Cause I want to.

It's just me.

I told Chris to hang back with Jenna.

And I told her there'd be no time wasted.

Hey, we got shit tickets if we need 'em.

What?

Shit tickets.

It's better than using leaves.

How far out do you think we are?

From home?

Yeah.

About a hundred miles?

How long to walk that?

Three miles an hour, about 33 hours.

So, like a day and a half?

Without sleep, yeah.

No wonder I never go anywhere.

Yeah, well, we should have stayed home last night.

You really didn't have a good time?

For a guy who likes to videotape people at every moment,

you're not very observant.

Whoa.

You can stay here.

But what if something happens to you?

Nothing's gonna happen to me.

But what if it does?

Then you'll be wiping your ass with leaves.

Mike, your eyeballs

are burning holes into my pockets.

Sure Jenna's not coming?

She doesn't wanna talk to you.

She knows you're lying to her.

She said that?

What do you think?

What I think is that your relationship's over.

Has been for a while.

So how far away is this gas station?

I don't know, another half hour or so.

Good.

And pull out this time.

Last time, you didn't.

The fuck was that?

What was what?

No, didn't you hear that?

Wait, you think they're coming?

Shit.

I told you, they're not coming.

And neither are we, apparently.

Let's just get to someone who has a phone,

and who can fix my car.

Good times?

It's weird, I tripped over a wire.

And I found on a tree.

So?

It was a hand print.

A hunter could've gone hunting, killed a dear,

got some blood on his hands, and just wiped it on a tree.

It's not hunting season.

Aren't you worried that he's gonna find out?

If I were you, I'd be more worried

about Jenna finding out.

Yeah, but I'm not the one who's supposed

to be her best friend.

I'm not her best friend.

Come on, Taylor, you're the only girl she brought with her

on her 25th birthday trip.

Well, she's not my best friend.

Obviously not.

I wouldn't worry about it.

If she finds out, she'll just blame me and stay with you.

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

Right.

That's what girls do.

Did you find it?

Yeah.

And?

I'll give it to you, it's fucking weird.

But whatever.

You know, if it makes you feel any better,

I didn't have a really good time last night either.

I'm just saying, it wasn't all, like, "woo-hoo"

for everyone there, except for you.

That doesn't help, Chris.

Well, what happened?

Maybe I can help.

Life.

Life happened.

This place?

Yeah.

Looks ancient.

So what?

Let's go.

Hello?

I'm sure they're just in the back.

Hello?!

Hello?

Hello?

Morning.

Morning.

Can I help you with something?

Yeah, car broke down.

About 45 minutes back that way.

Outta gas?

No, the radiator's busted.

Ouch.

Where you headed?

Back to Spencerville.

You live there?

Yeah.

Together?

No. No.

We're just friends.

Yeah, we're not together.

We just fuck.

Taylor.

Well!

Best get you folks back on the road, then.

So you can you fix it?

Hell no.

But you don't even know what's wrong with it.

Don't need to.

Ain't got no replacement radiators here, anyhow.

Best thing you folks to do is call a tow truck,

get your asses back to the car,

and get it towed to Spencerville and get it fixed there.

You know, when you're home, safe and sound.

Okay, yeah, that was plan B.

Well, boy, it's plan A now.

You know the number?

Off by heart.

Willard!

Got a car, needs a tow.

About two and half miles south of here.

Kid says they need to go to Spencerville.

What kind of car is it?

It's an '81 Monte Carlo.

It's a Chew.

Radiator's shot.

Says he can be here in about a half hour.

Great.

We'll start back right now.

I mean, friends are there already, so..

Your friends?

Yeah.

We got two friends back at the car.

He says there's two more of them back at the car.

Uh-huh, I know.

Well, look, why don't you pick them up here?

No sense of them walking all the way

if you're gonna drive past anyhow.

Right, right.

All right.

Half hour.

It's Willard, you said?

Willard. That's right.

Great.

What is that?

Did he just take our picture?

Yeah.

Where's your camera?

That was fucking weird.

Did you get it?

Where the fuck is this tow truck?

Just relax.

No, the guy's fucking nasty. Hey.

Keep your voice down.

He even talks weird.

I'm out.

What are you doing?

Just pick me up on the way.

Pick you up on the way.

Fuck you, pick you up on the way.

Goddammit!

Oh, baby, we're gonna be here all day.

Hey, you all right back there?!

No!

Goddammit.

Come on!

Come on, baby.

What is that?

Hobby of mine.

Antique.

If I can ever get the..

Son of a bitch.

You okay?

Yeah.

The one goddamn lever won't budge.

Why don't you let me give it a go?

Be my guest.

Watch your finger.

Yeah, it's on there pretty tight.

Why the fuck would he do that?

We're leaving.

Wait.

Maybe it's just some weird dude taking photos of shit.

Sure, way off the main roads.

Miles and miles from anywhere.

What is it?

It's us.

Stay close to me with that thing.

Let's get to this fucking gas station.

Mike?

Hello?!

Anyone?! Help you?

Holy shit, you scared the fuck outta me.

Well, I'm sorry.

Where's my friend?

Oh, bathroom.

I called for him, he didn't answer.

Oh, it's in the back.

Kinda hard to hear.

You can go on in if you want.

That's all right.

I'll wait for him outside.

Suit yourself.

Where's this bathroom?

Mike, come on!

Darling, you wanna talk to him, you go back there.

I'm trying to concentrate.

It's delicate.

Mike!

Taylor.

Taylor! Taylor!

Come on, Taylor.

Taylor, come on.

Stop!

Hey, stop!

Stop.

Good boy.

That is one fine-looking piece of meat

you got yourself there.

You really fucking her?

Yeah?

So you are together.

Yeah?

You're together?

Yeah.

Now you got me all confused, Michael,

'cause if that fine-looking piece of meat is with you,

then who is this other equally fine-looking piece of meat

I found in your wallet?

I mean, they similar, but they ain't the same.

Did you just lie to me?

You been a bad boy, Michael?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you have.

You been sticking your nasty little pecker

into everything you can, haven't you?

It's all right.

We all bad around here.

Oh-hoo-hoo!

We're gonna have some fun today.

What is it?

It's another one.

What's wrong?

Bitch.

That guy took the picture.

Just like he took ours.

Whatever's going on here, it's fucked.

And we gotta go, right now.

Why are they doing this?

What, cheating on us?

Yeah.

I just don't get it.

Okay.

First boyfriend.

Three awesome years together.

Best friends.

He fucked around on me.

I wanted to know why, just like you do now.

You wanna know what he told me?

You wanna know why he did it?

Because he did.

Because it happens.

Because people are shitty, and that's what people do.

And that's the only truth you'll ever get.

But I just don't.

What the fuck?!

What the fuck?!

Run!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

You gotta help me!

There's a crazy guy out there!

Hold it, all right, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold.

What happened? There's a man.

He's got my friend.

Calm down. We gotta call the police,

right now!

All right, all right, I got a phone in the house.

Go on, get in, go on.

All right, you're safe.

All right, don't really have much,

but there's a phone's inside!

Go on in!

Oh. Good ahead.

I don't think it's working.

You gonna wanna be careful with that.

It's an antique.

Never ceases to amaze me

how desperation makes people so blind.

What do you want?

What do I want?

I wanna lay down some ground rules.

Yeah?

One: You speak out of turn with me,

and I'll blow that pretty jaw off.

Two: You do anything other than

exactly what I tell you to do,

I'm gonna shoot off one of your extremities.

Maybe a hand at first.

I don't know, do it again, a foot.

But do it more than four times?

I will blow off that pretty head of yours.

Understood?

Why are you doing this?

You don't done get it.

That is speaking outta turn.

Speaking outta turn.

Understood?

Come on, why don't you go and help me with something?

Go and make yourself useful.

Come on.

Come on.

Now.

Now, now, now.

Now, go on.

Well, go on.

She ain't dead or nothing.

Get her out.

Come on.

Don't be such a fucking sissy.

Come on!

Let's go!

Well, let's try not to Kill her in the process, shall we?

What are you doing?

Pick her up!

Come on!

I said, pick her up.

Pick her up!

Throw her over your shoulder, and let's walk her inside!

No! Fuck you!

Do not take that tone with me, you fucking cunt!

You remember the rules?!

You remember the rules I said?!

You pick her up!

Pick her up!

Pick her up.

Go on.

You can go ahead and put her over there.

That'll do, darling.

For now.

"To be, or not to be,"

that is the question.

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

or to take arms against a sea of troubles,

and by opposing end them

to die, to sleep; no more;

and by a sleep, to say we end the heartache,

and the thousand natural shocks

that flesh is heir to?

"'Tis a con, con..."

Consummation!

"Consummation devoutly to be wished."

To die, to sleep,

to sleep, perchance to dream, ;

aye, there's the rub,

for in that sleep of death,

what dreams may come,

"when we have shuffled off this mortal coil."

Yes.

Finally, ladies, ladies, ladies,

welcome back to the land of the living.

Aw, well, I thought you was never gonna wake up.

Now that you have, I can see you're both

looking good enough to eat.

Metaphorically speaking, of course.

We don't actually eat people around here.

That'd be just a little too cliche.

Our ox, however, he developed a taste

for that warm, soft human flesh.

No accounting for his taste.

Mine, well, I'm more of a steak man, I guess.

Like a thick, juicy cut.

Hold on, y'all ain't no vegetarians, are you?

Good 'cause I fucking hate those people.

I'm sorry, baby.

I know those things might be a little uncomfortable,

but believe me when say they are for your own good.

You don't understand, there are worse things than me here.

My brother hears one word outta your mouth,

he will cut your fucking tongue out.

See, he crazy.

You know, in the head.

Now, who we got here?

Let's do this, introductions.

You must be Taylor, is that correct?

Which makes you Jenna.

Happy belated, by the way.

Case y'all didn't know, I'm Owen.

I thought it might be prudent to kick off these proceedings

with a little demonstration.

Oswald!

Honey, he don't like it when people stare.

Now, manners are so very, very important, ladies.

That's why my brother here's gonna show

you fine, young pieces of meat exactly what will befall you

if you do not do what you're told.

Oswald, go ahead.

Shut up!

Well, ladies, I'd say that's pretty clear, mm?

No confusion, no ambiguity, wouldn't you say so?

Going to take your stunned silence as compliance, hm?

Hey.

Take him outside.

Cut him up while he's still fresh.

Go on!

It's feeding time.

Goddammit.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, listen.

Hey, hey!

You gonna behave if I take this out?

You're all right, you're all right.

Listen, no need to feel ashamed.

Lots of people do that.

You'll be all right, you'll be all right.

What the fuck is going on?

Where's Mike?

Now.

I know, I know.

Don't that feel a little better, though?

Don't you feel a little refreshed?

Well, to answer your question, Michael will be here shortly.

Course, he might not be in one piece when he gets here,

but he will be here nonetheless.

Which reminds me, and I don't mean to be

the bringer of bad tidings,

but this one, she been carrying on

with your man behind your back.

You already know.

Well, ain't that something, huh?

You know, I read this thing somewhere once,

said the people in this country think that cheating on them,

it's just about the worst thing you can do to them.

The second one is just killing them.

Don't you find that messed up?

I'm gonna see Michael real soon.

You want me to say something to him?

You love him?

You miss him?

Or you hate him?

You can tell me.

You know, I don't really go in for all this drama,

so I'm gonna let you two work it all out,

get your affairs in order.

Hey.

Hey!

Hey.

One, two, three.

One.

Two.

Three.

One, two, three.

One.

Two.

Three.

Go, go, go.

Get up, get up, get up.

Get up, get up.

Where's the car?

What?

We called for a tow truck.

This way, this way.

S When they're ripe, take a bite &

Hey.

Michael.

You awake?

Psst.

Oh, what, think you're the first pretty boy

to play dead to avoid the prod?

You ain't.

And ain't gonna be the last.

Why are you doing this?

Why I am doing this?

Is that what you said?

Why does everybody ask that same

fucking predictable question?

'Cause it needs doing.

Now, we're gonna take a little trip.

Seeing as I can't have you giving me any trouble, though,

I gots to put you out again, I'm afraid.

No. I know, I know.

No, I know, I know.

But, like I said, it needs doing.

Now, I'm in a good mood, okay?

So I'm gonna give you a choice.

How do you want it?

You want Jenna?

Or you want Taylor?

Well, Michael, that's the real question, ain't it?

Which girl's Michael gonna choose?

Jenna, she's nice.

She's feisty, I like that.

Taylor.

Which one?

Which one, which one, which one?

Ah, you know what?

I wanna be surprised.

Don't tell me, don't tell me.

There it is.

Hey!

Hey!

Thank God you're still here.

Well, of course, I'm here.

You called, didn't you?

Yeah, well, we need to leave this place right now.

Mm-hm, well, that is the plan,

but, like, the hell happened to you?

These guys out there, they killed our friend.

What?

Who?

That guy Owen.

Owen Watson?

Yeah, and some crazy fucking psycho.

He..

Oswald.

I know Owen.

Don't know no Oswald.

Oh, we have to get outta here!

Can we go, like, right now?!

Please.

Yeah, all right.

Get in the car.

We can't ride with you?

Nobody rides in my baby but me.

Now just get in the car.

Come on, come on, Jenna.

So you know about me and Mike?

That's the last fucking thing

I wanna talk about right now.

I know, I just wanted to say that...

Don't.

I wanted to say thank you for getting us outta there.

Yeah, sure.

What the fuck? Why'd we stop?

Get out, girls.

I'm gonna give you five seconds to get outta the car,

or I just shoot you through the window.

Five.

Four. What do we do?

Three.

Two.

Good girls.

Couple of good girls.

Now, despite what you might be thinking,

I'm not the bad guy.

I'm Willard.

What's your name?

Taylor.

Taylor.

I like that name.

You?

Her name is Jenna.

Jenna.

Jenna and Taylor.

Those are, like, porno names, huh?

All right.

Now that that's over with, start walking.

You gonna make me count to five again?

Now if you wanted to die, sugar,

you'd have just stayed in the car.

Just do what you're told.

That's all you gotta do.

Just do what you're told!

Let me get to her.

This is what happens when you don't do what you're told!

I'm sorry.

Where's Oxford?

In his den.

Shitload of good it does you there.

Not allowed to let him out.

You ever heard of the expression "waste not, want not"?

No.

Well, basically, what it means is

when you luck into pussy that good,

you don't go slicing it up.

That's a fucking waste.

You best not talk to me like that, Willard.

You don't call the shots round here.

When Owen's not around, I do call the shots round here.

Open the door.

Out.

Introduce yourself.

You best fix that goddamn door.

No.

You do what the fuck I tell you to do, boy.

Don't call me boy.

Sometimes, I think it would be best

just to blow your goddamn fool crazy head off.

Make things a lot easier for the rest of us.

Owen would Kill you.

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

You just keep on thinking that.

Boy.

Don't call me boy!

Oh, my god.

I can get us out of here.

How long have you been in this place?

What's wrong?

What?

Oh, no.

You're alive.

That's what matters.

I'm gonna get you out of here.

And I'm gonna get your baby out of here.

Here, come here, come here.

Here.

- Willard. - One of these days, Owen,

that little brother of yours is gonna fuck things up

in ways that we can't fix!

Why, what happened?!

You had two girls up at the barn, right?

- Yeah. - Well, now you only got one.

They turned the tables on Oswald and they were all but gone!

I lucked into them at their car, and brought them back,

but then he's gotta go and slice one of them up!

- All right, hold your horses. - What the fuck's

going on with that?!

- Hold your horses, Willard! - This shit's never happened

when your mother was here, you understand?!

I mean, for the love of Christ, you rein him in!

You know, you are here by the Christ of one person,

and one person only, and that sure as hell ain't God!

Willard! Willard!

Oswald!

Oswald!

Ah, you...

Oswald!

Oswald!

What in the fuck is going on?!

I just passed Uncle Willard on the road,

tells me this whole fucking place has gone to hell!

Oh, you can't talk, dummy?!

Oswald, hey, what the fuck is going on?!

Oswald!

What?!

Fuck's sake, goddammit.

What the fuck is this shit?!

I knew it!

You can't do nothing right.

You're so stupid, Oswald!

Shut up!

No, you shut up.

Don't talk to me like that!

"Oswald, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

"Oswald, you can't do nothing right!"

Shut up!

All right, all right!

All right, all right.

All right.

Oswald.

Hey, all right.

Hey.

Stop.

I'm sorry, okay?

I'm sorry.

That was indelicate.

Oswald, I'm sorry.

Come on.

Come on, come on.

Oswald.

Oswald, okay, look.

Listen to me, listen to me.

Sometimes, these things, they just don't go

the way we planned, okay?

That's just life.

That's just life, that's all right.

That's all right because Owen gonna take care of it.

He gonna clean all this mess up.

All right, look, why don't you go

clear your head, take a walk?

And [I'll clean all this up.

Yeah.

All right.

Jesus H. Christ.

Perfect.

Well, guess we don't to need worry

about which one of us is daddy no more.

Ah, we'll just keep that to ourselves, shall we?

And Oswald was so looking forward to being a daddy.

I think we both know that's not a good idea.

Let's get you outta here.

Goddammit!

Oh, my god.

Wake up, wake up!

It's okay.

Damn waste.

Where is he?

He's in there.

Just be quiet.

We have to get out of here.

No, Mike, get up.

Mike, come on.

- Get in the truck. - What?

What are you doing?

I'm fucking this asshole up.

No, let's go.

We go, we can go now.

Mike!?

He's not the only one out here.

Mike!

Oswald!

That's enough.

Get up.

Go on.

Make a run.

Go on, I want you to.

Go on.

I'll cut you up so small, my ox won't even have to chew.

Oswald!

Mike, Mike.

I'm sorry.

Mike, I needed you to go.

I had to, I had to.

You have to go.

No.

Sic 'em.

Oxford!

Get her.

Mm, bye-bye.

You gonna die.

Heel!

Waste not, want not.