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Sit, sit, sit.

Roman Yakovlevich, I didn't find you, I wanted

to apologize.

Really.

Yes.

I'm very awkward, I didn't learn right away.

The novel is very good.

I read the alibi overnight.

I'm not even surprised that it will be

included in the school program.

The main topic is so important.

Family.

But I will never work with the author

of this novel.

And there will be no channel.

Or have you not yet realized that the

channel is me?

No.

No, I understand that perfectly.

Roman Yakovlevich, you probably didn't understand me.

I'm not asking for a job, I just

wanted to apologize in a humane way.

Sorry.

What time did I start with the movie?

Good luck.

Wait, Petya.

Petya, are you all right, Petya?

Petya!

Yes.

What happened?

Tell me.

What do you need?

My help?

Money?

What do you need?

No, no, thank you very much.

Really.

I'm fine.

Pyotr Sergeevich, hello.

I read your novel, it's just a lullaby.

You're late.

Only five minutes.

Well, let's work, sort it out, call everyone.

I read it, it's great.

It's with autographs, this is for you.

Thank you.

In general, everyone is still busy.

They threaten that you will be sued.

Someone threatens that he will hire bandits.

By the way, Shulgin called and said that

if you don't pick up the phone, he

will get to you.

These are your loved ones.

Why do you also consider me your loved

one?

Gasha!

Yes.

Stop.

I'm not there anymore.

There is neither me nor the agency.

Live in the future.

I don't know, fall in love.

Get married.

Read it.

There is nothing there.

There is nothing real.

I changed everything.

Names, surnames.

Why do you need a sledgehammer?

Okay.

Okay.

I see.

Damn it.

You can't trust anyone.

Remember, when they put it, they said that

it was bulletproof.

Yeah.

And I was always sharpened by someone's doubts.

That's it, there is no agency anymore.

Don't worry about me.

I changed my place of residence.

I became a priest.

Well, and a confessor, and a floor, if

necessary.

If anything, I will become a godfather to

your child.

Well, or godfather.

If the floor is with her.

Not funny.

And what about me?

Philip Ditko.

At Rzamasin Literature.

Well, since I definitely didn't sleep with him,

so he really liked the book.

But in the book, real people are described.

Yes.

It is clear that the names are changed

and coincided.

So that you all write it down.

I love life, so if they find me

under some bridge or in a loop, then

I didn't do it myself.

I have a question.

And with your son's teacher, what did you

really have?

My son's teacher...

My son's teacher is a very good person.

In fact.

And it makes you feel like a hero.

Well, he's a hero.

The next book will be about the holy

people in the highest echelons of our power.

I think it's a very useful book, right?

Friends, unfortunately, our time has come to an

end, so I have to...

All of you have signed copies of the

book.

Read, write about the book, I want to

earn a lot of money.

Now a girl came in here, white-haired,

with a ponytail.

And she's not here.

Does this have any logical explanation, or is

it a miracle?

Yes.

Hey.

Thank you.

Anya, hi.

Did you follow me or something?

No.

Let's talk.

Get out of here.

Are you so polite to all clients, or

is this a separate honor for me?

Can I have a menu?

Anything at once?

Yes.

Give it to me, Anya, please.

This vodka, 300 grams.

And Andalusian salad.

Of course.

And beer.

Belgian.

Light.

Excuse me.

I really want to talk, I...

What am I doing?

I don't have anyone.

I...

I'm completely alone, I need you.

When I saw you in this store, I...

I just got carried away.

Wait, wait, how did you get carried away?

What does it mean?

Look at me, I'm completely crazy.

I'm some kind of tired idiot, liar.

And I don't understand what's going on at

all.

Do you think that the people who are

next to you are some kind of puppets

that can be controlled?

These are living people, they have their feelings,

they want something, they have something, they are

sick.

People, people want to eat, drink and fuck.

No, eat, drink and fuck, they want to

be in your sick head.

In general, they want something, I don't know,

love.

It can be gentle, it can be passionate,

but at least honest.

Is it really impossible?

You...

I'll leave you my address, come to me.

You will be my writer's wife.

Well, I need you.

Vanya.

Vanya, is everything okay?

Yes, everything is fine.

Friend, you need to leave.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Calm down.

Daddy.

Why did you decide to eat vodka?

I don't have money for my soul.

What are you doing here?

Eat.

I need to write the second novel.

And the third one.

And in general, I have a bad feeling

about the creation of a novel.

The second novel is the most difficult.

Are you going to get me drunk now?

Get up.

Get up.

It's half past ten.

You need to start early.

You don't have much time left, Pyotr.

And you need to write decently.

At least more than Gogol.

And there is not much time.

How much?

You don't need to know.

Thirty-seven years.

It's like Pushkin.

There will be a duel.

Did you sleep well?

Let's go.

Thank you.

Listen, how did you find me?

I'm still married.

So they call me and ask me to

evacuate the body.

So we need to fix it.

Let's get divorced.

I have a passport with me.

And what?

I'll free you from yourself.

You'll be free.

You have a car.

We'll have time.

I'm happy.

I have a plane in a couple of

hours.

And where are we going?

To rest.

Are you tired?

Stop it.

Stop regretting.

Come to your senses and start working.

By the way, you're a bitch.

Did you read the novel?

Yes, and now everyone knows that it's about

us.

No, it says there that all coincidences with

real people or events are accidental.

And what did you think about Sasha?

You'll get your booker.

And what about us?

Tell me, is it well written?

It's just somehow justifiable.

Do you feel offended by your wife?

The author is offended.

Reshetnikov, where are you going to live?

Smirnov didn't fly to Goa with Masha.

He left the keys from the studio.

What's the difference?

Oh, I need you.

I don't need you at all.

Hey, wait.

Wait.

Look, I came to apologize.

I'm sorry.

Really.

Tell me, how much do I owe?

Not much.

Well, Lannisters always pay debts.

Well, if Lannisters, then five.

Actually, 3,700.

And your wife paid for everything.

Bag.

I forgot about her.

Tell me, did you put buttons in my

pocket?

I did.

Thank you.

Are you okay?

Yes, I'm...

I'm okay.

I'll die soon, though.

What nonsense again?

I don't know, there will be a duel.

Or lightning will kill me.

Pyotr Sergeevich.

Is your yesterday's proposal still in force?

Yes, all my proposals are always in force.

Maybe cognac?

No, no.

No, thank you.

Can you tell me what I need?

What to look for?

I don't know.

Well, something that I can literally die of

in six months.

Masha, I can't do this with my finger

in the sky.

I need an examination, I need an analysis,

I need...

Yes, I understand.

Well, maybe...

Maybe we can just set a date and...

Well, tell me how much money, so that

I can take a share.

Well, I think 1,150, 200.

Deal.

Sorry, I have to go.

Hello.

Hello.

Yes, Darya Ivanovna, how can I help you?

Pyotr Sergeevich, we have the police.

You urgently need to be here.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

Was it you on TV?

Yes, apparently, yes.

Well, this is the alibi agency.

Do you help people in difficult life situations?

It would be better if I didn't say

it myself.

Yes, there was such an agency.

What was it, what happened?

We were closed.

Who?

Well, who usually closes?

People in uniform.

The head of the district, or what?

Now you are open.

If necessary, I will close the district.

Come on, master, steer and help people.

Yes, of course.

Dasha.

So, maybe you will come here, or you

hide, as usual?

Yes, we are now working openly.

A second.

Listen, there are no cameras in the hearing.

We had glass, but ...

Thank you.

Are you working?

Coffee, tea?

No, thank you.

So.

Now.

Please.

In short.

I have a son.

The son was on the lookout.

And his aunt was ...

Her father is a wizard.

Listen, will you help me?

If someone digs under you, I will solve

all the questions.

Well.

Tell me in a few words, what's going

on there?

In short, a week before the wedding was

left.

Luxurious wedding, there is a whole bunch of

business.

In short, I got into the sect.

The sect of the last day.

Where, when and how, I do not understand,

but the fact.

I talked to him, he does not understand

anything.

He says something about God, about love.

No, I am not against God.

I can cross myself, I have a cross.

But what is it?

In Pripyat, how is it?

On the street, he spent his books.

Well, yes, well.

I do not quite understand yet.

How can I help you?

Well, I ...

The main thing is to bring him back

to peace.

I still have a promotion coming.

I will leave the ministry.

If someone finds out, or at least rumors

will go.

No one will talk to me.

They will ask for a resignation immediately.

Well, let's try.

What's next?

Well, then you will fill in all the

documents with Dasha, sign the contract, well, and

we will work.

Is it expensive?

A discount for you.

Two hundred percent.

But at the same time it will be

worth it, of course.

This is good.

I love all the best.

I beg your pardon.

Again you are doing some kind of nonsense.

It is necessary to warn.

Do not appear so abruptly.

You do not have time.

And you are blocking all sorts of goats.

No, I will not give up the alibi.

I'll explain why.

You know, we, in childhood, with my brother,

played soldiers for hours.

Built them some huge castles, from matchboxes, came

up with a whole life for them.

With betrayals, with coups, with deceptions, with conspiracies.

But everything always ended well.

I do not know where that moment is,

when a person understands that not everything always

ends well in life.

There must be this moment somewhere.

When you understand that there is no consecutive

inclination, that there is no if, that if

exists only in fairy tales.

And I remember that I did not accept

it.

I wanted it to be if.

If Snow White did not prick her finger.

If Juliet would have woken up a little

earlier, and Romeo would not have time to

pin himself.

In my dreams, I burst into the duel

of Pushkin and saved him.

I climbed on the Titanic to prevent the

collision with the iceberg.

You are a fairytale writer, you need to

write fairy tales.

I wrote fairy tales.

I came up with a great profession.

I became a screenwriter.

I began to come up with my own

story.

But here, too, of course, everything is not

easy.

Because you came up with a story, and

you took it to the producer.

The producer offered his rights, which you naturally

accepted.

Well, where to go?

He took this story to the channel.

And there appeared one or two editors, who

also corrected something, offered their own.

And then there was a director who sees

everything completely differently than you see.

And this is normal.

This is how it should be.

Because cinema is a collective art.

And everyone should, on the contrary, fall in

love with this material.

And then there will be an operator who

will also participate in the remake.

Yellow leaves.

I will rewrite it again.

And then there will be actors.

And here you have to be lucky.

Because they must be talented.

They must be experienced, sober.

And just elementary educated.

Even if you are lucky and it all

works out, then in the end you will

sit in the auditorium or at home in

front of the TV and you will look

at your story, wildly changed, almost unrecognizable.

And this is pleasant.

But what is all this combined with this?

With this, when the people elected by you

clearly, accurately execute your own script and change

someone's life.

And in Alibi, I took this function on

myself.

I am.

I am if.

I am this if, which does not really

exist in life.

And even if I sometimes justify my own

evil, I don't care.

Because even if one of my ten clients

is worthy of saving him, then I am

in my place.

It means that what I do is right.

Because everyone should do what he does best.

And this, this, this is what I do

best.

And no one does as I do.

I have not made a single mistake in

ten years.

Not a single serious mistake.

Your own family.

Well, yes.

Except for my own family, yes.

Of course, I made a mistake in something.

But it's okay.

I'm not old yet.

Maybe there will be another chance.

Petya, everything you said is so naive, childish,

banal nonsense.

All you need is love.

Reshetnikov.

A boarding school from your father's family.

Your mother refused you.

All you want, Reshetnikov, is love.

You are looking for love.

You want to be stroked on the head,

to be praised.

You are looking for confirmation that you are

needed.

You have been looking for this confirmation all

your life.

You didn't even tell your wife that you

are pregnant.

I don't understand why you are telling me

all this.

Petya, go home.

Get to work.

Go.

Is it

yours?

No.

This is my friend.

He's a photographer.

This is his studio.

He left and allowed me to spend some

time with him.

Come in.

Oh, what a beauty!

May I?

Of course.

It's beautiful

here.

Incredible.

Oh, who

is this?

Hi.

It's me.

Oh, who are you talking to?

Who is so handsome?

His name is Ellis.

Be careful, he might bite your finger off.

He won't.

Well, let's get to work.

What?

Who?

Hello, this is Petra.

Who?

Is this your son?

Come in, of course.

Galina.

Hello.

Have you already been explained the situation?

Yes, of course.

Petra introduced me to the case.

And how are you going to bring him

back?

Through a massage.

What do you mean?

I'm a masseuse.

Who?

Osteopath.

Oh, that's different.

A masseuse, you know.

Of course.

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

Your son has a backache, right?

Yes.

You know, we need to find a reason

to approach the body.

I assure you, in two sessions I'll bring

him back to life.

At the beginning of July.

In extremely hot weather.

In the evening.

One young man...

What?

This is a crime of punishment.

He's already written it all down, hasn't he?

What will the novel be about?

About love?

What love?

No.

I've already been in love last time.

About officials.

About officials?

Is it funny?

Why funny?

No.

It's scary.

Petr Sergeevich, your name is Bargul, right?

Yes, that's right.

Listen, do you know that she's a whore?

Yes.

And before that she was an osteopath.

Didn't you know that she's a prostitute?

Of course.

Of course?

Of course.

Listen, this girl is a wizard.

She...

If anyone can bring a person back to

life, it's her.

She got me out of the loop.

Her past shouldn't worry you.

Trust me.

What are you going to do?

It's...

Yes, it's his story.

Listen, call him and tell him that you're

interested in a few questions about the battle

of Kurukshetra.

He'll be glad that you're interested in what

he wants to devote his life to.

Kurukshetra?

Kurukshetra?

Bargul, without Kurukshetra, tell him that you have

a very large donation.

It will definitely work.

Yes.

Lyosha.

Let's go somewhere.

Where?

To Austria, for example.

Are you going already?

Yes, I'll go.

I promised my children to go to the

circus with her tomorrow morning.

I'm in a hurry.

Stay here.

You'll go in the morning.

I will.

How are we going to get to Austria?

I have a diet.

We'll fly for a week.

If only we take them with us.

I'm not going.

I have school.

Okay, I'll sleep on my own.

Let's go.

Maybe we should open the circus?

Maybe you'll stay then?

I'll take you in the morning.

Okay.

Sasha, where are you going?

To the bar.

Come on, read it.

Read everything you can.

Metelin liked to think about Russia.

He asked himself harsh questions.

What is this country?

What is it for?

He often heard from his colleagues that this

place is...

Stop.

What?

That's all?

That's all we wrote today.

That's all.

It's all nonsense.

Nobody needs it.

It's bad, right?

It's bad.

What's next?

Are you

waiting for someone?

Me.

Wow.

Come in.

Hi.

Come in.

I'm glad you came.

I didn't expect it.

It's strange that you came so quickly.

It's strange that you portrayed me like that

in the book.

It's good that you're brave.

Girls started to pay attention to you.

Dad, please explain why I always walk around

the cemetery.

It's a fiction.

There's a lot of science fiction.

I'm glad to see you.

Listen.

I didn't expect you.

I'm not alone.

You're not alone.

Al!

Hi, Sasha.

Hi.

I think I should go.

No.

Let's have some tea.

Let's make some tea.

Okay.

She's my personal Anna Snetkina.

A stenographer?

Like Dostoevsky.

By the way, she was his wife.

Sit down.

Thank you.

Sit with us.

Sit down.

Will you marry my mom?

No.

No, we'll get a divorce.

We'll have to decide on a day.

I'll have to pick you up on Saturdays

and take you to the Dolphinarium to feed

you ice cream.

Let's go to the Dolphinarium.

I'm sorry.

Well, Anna Nikolaevna.

You didn't make it in the novel.

Sasha, let's not do it again.

No, honestly.

Everyone's sorry for you.

I'd like to apologize to you, Sasha.

You don't have to.

Are you with your dad now?

No.

No.

Why?

My dad is cool.

Okay.

I'll go.

Dad!

I'm going.

Bye.

Wait, wait.

Where are you going?

I'll be right back.

No, I'm going.

Mom will give me instructions later.

Wait.

How's mom?

I think she left.

Left?

Where to?

To rest.

Is she tired?

My son.

Okay, go.

Bye.

I'll take you to the Dolphinarium and give

you two days at the end of the

month.

It's a deal.

I won Saturday.

With Borya.

Let's do it together.

Let's go somewhere.

Let's do it closer to the theater.

As you wish.

Let's go to the theater.

Petya, I'm tired.

I want to sleep.

I'm sorry.

So?

You're healthy.

According to these indicators, you are not in

danger.

Except that you can put a seal.

And you don't have to hurry.

I don't know.

What about birthmarks?

All are welcome.

I won't die.

It's amazing what one ray of the sun

does to a person's soul.

Do you know who said that?

I know you.

I'm healthy like a bull.

What if your car breaks down?

Then I'll cross the street in the wrong

place.

What if a brick falls on your head?

I don't want to write novels.

I want to work.

I want to live normally, like normal people.

Why did you pretend to be a beggar

then?

For you.

You wanted me to write.

So I pretended to be a beggar.

Why did you live with this girl?

Anna Snetkina?

Reshetnikov, I don't understand.

What is this game?

I want love.

I want love and orgy.

Orgy and orgy.

The ugliest, the most useless.

And I don't want to live.

It's not for you.

You have to write a novel and talk

about literature.

I'm sick of you, Reshetnikov.

You can't manipulate people.

I can't?

And you manipulate me?

You wanted me to write and said that

I had little time left to live.

You really have little time left.

But why?

Why do you need me to write?

Maybe I should answer you if God exists?

Do you want to live?

There is an effect.

No, you really work.

Hello, father.

Hello, son.

This is osteopath Galina.

My back hurts a lot.

Hello.

What kind of questions do you have for

me, father?

There are questions, son.

Don't you want to?

Your back doesn't hurt.

You seemed to complain.

Thank you very much, father, but I'm healing

with mantras.

But I can really help.

And while I'm working, you can read mantras.

I can't watch you suffer.

Okay, father.

Can I leave you?

Yes, father.

I'm leaving for India in two years.

This is very important.

I will pray for you there.

And my father-general believed it.

Of course, your father is upset that you

are going to marry a former prostitute.

But it's better to believe it.

Listen, was it necessary to tell dad about

her past?

No, well, you yourself said that he even

checked all your friends on the base and

dug into their networks.

He would have found out anyway.

Well, and so he will accept.

Yes, he has already accepted.

I am very glad that I was able

to help.

Yes, Shurik, everything is fine, don't worry.

He will always have time for me.

Yes, Pyotr Sergeevich?

Vitalik, hello.

Are you leaving already?

Father's humble greeting.

Dasha, I need a double espresso.

I have a very heavy fist Guys, take

a walk for five minutes.

You haven't changed.

This time I'm a sledgehammer.

That's it, the games are over.

Whatever happened, happened.

Do you agree?

I have a business proposal for you.

A partnership.

Take a seat.

So, here, scroll through.

I'll explain everything now.

I'll explain everything.

I offer you to expand your business to

the level of the whole country.

For now.

But with the exit abroad.

In a year or two, at most.

There are people everywhere who get into a

difficult situation.

I don't really understand what you're talking about.

I'm buying your agency.

I will provide you with the most serious

people.

You will work five times less, and get

ten times more.

Have you heard about the rules of the

trade?

For twenty percent of effort, you get eighty

percent of the profit.

Exactly.

For you, it will not be a job,

but a hobby.

Look at the contract, how transparent it is.

The main resource is your brains.

But we will not load them to the

fullest.

You will travel.

You will write novels.

How much did you get?

Well, ten thousand dollars is the most from

the client, right?

Now you will get fifteen hundred and more.

There is one problem.

Let's solve it.

Come on.

My brains are not for sale.

What is it for?

You write scripts, it's the same.

They buy your brains.

I guess I didn't say it exactly.

Explain.

I know you have a lot of problems.

They are all serious.

I take them on myself.

Money and peace.

This is what I offer you.

I don't work with rats.