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quietly quietly

quietly quietly wait

don't wait

wait quietly

wait a second now

I'm sorry

quiet quiet quiet quiet

Yes

A

Hello

sorry I woke you up, are you sleeping

well yes of course

and that something happened

no no I just

And

I just wanted to know

where we got the soda

What

uh

I wanted to make this pie

uh what are you doing

Well, in short,

I found the cherry

I found everything, I don’t know where the soda is

Rashishnikov is drunk

yes why drunk

Olya just answer where

the soda is difficult

in the top cabinet on the right

ok yes thanks sorry

like Sasha

uh

Well, I don’t know, he spends the night at home with me

I don’t know what’s going on at his

school, maybe he’s with this Krossovka

gets fucked in the geography classroom

Reshetnikov

listen when you get back

day after tomorrow

let me meet you

well I don't know somewhere

let me wait for you at

home, why, yes, no, don’t

I just miss you

yeah, let me wait, no need to wait

go to bed

ok, sorry again for waking

you up, go back to sleep too

Bye

fool

Dash

yes, send me home

what day

yes I see

let's go bye

good evening ladies and gentlemen

I ask for a moment of attention

but tell me

Who's hiding in their room?

Olga Sergeevna Reshetnikova

Kostromykin's maiden name

glorious born 1982

bolder bolder

OK

old people women and children

you can go through your numbers and continue to sleep

The same applies to men who

came to this hotel with their wives

So

Zavadsky Alexey Fedorovich famous actor

romantic comedy star who

openly defends family values

and you are Vyacheslav Mikhailovich

Smirnov, a resident of the city of Sochi

short business trips in St. Petersburg

no Vyacheslav Mikhailovich is not capable of this

well hello factory

O

Hello Peter Sergeevich

and Raskolnikov should play for hell

why is it so late,

well, it’s just important

to be a zavadsky

I'll write to it

and we need to meet him

talk there

according to the text according

to the script according to

come on I got it

come on in the morning

OK

Well why do you come to

me and get drunk and to me

I'm like a psychotherapist

I don't know, maybe kill them both to hell

then I'll go to jail

and I’ll write something like you’re out of left field, idiot

I didn't go to prison for murder

my wife fucks with zavadsky

say thank you

that only with Zavadsky

and not with Chekhov

neither with Mayakovsky

yeah I don't care I don't care

I'm in pain I feel bad

I'm crushed and

humiliated here I am

you write about it

write with your blood

then with your urine

just have as much fun as you can

now let's go to sleep or

you'll sit here with me all night

you need to sleep more and drink less

and let's start writing already

I'm serious

blessed

come on already

write to me who blessed

my brother's debts

good morning good morning

O

Thank you

mm

dad

I need money

1,003

what's her birthday?

Well, if that’s the case, why won’t you give it to me?

Come on

you'll bring a gift to the restaurant

3,000 is enough for you,

not enough, I have my own

ok so

why don't you take the card

take there 3 5 well,

in general, daddy

Penda of your birth

thanks dad, no problem, come on

I'm going let's run

I'm listening to

you, hello, tell me

Hello

well that means

let me tell you everything in order

or we'll definitely get confused

Sorry Dash

My head isn't working at all

who is this what are we talking about

look at the screen

I have a wife

30 years are already here

there is a child 1 this

is important gave birth 1

and stop hurting her hard

I can't say

and I love children

I always wanted a big 7

well here it is on the side

as they say

started uh living

there two children

Well, well, I kind of live with 2 families, everything is fine

well that's how it happened

that the 3rd family turned out

1st official wife

doesn't know anything

2nd Yanka knows

that I have a family

but the fact is that I have love

no one in sleep or in spirit

and it’s my anniversary

this weekend

I do it seriously

preparation took six months and it is necessary from 1

and with another family

celebrate

but I have to be at the birth

the 3rd wife so to speak

and such a delicate situation

I want to give birth myself

Well

will you help

Well, of course, since you love children

so much, we will definitely help you

I think that we can

make it so that we too

and during childbirth and then would

return without anyone noticing anything

no no no birth in Israel

and you need to stay there for a week

before the freaks a couple of days after

and together we return

and then there's the anniversary

yes yes I understand you

nothing is impossible for us

we'll definitely come up with something

only you must strictly follow our instructions, as

I understand it, we don’t have much time, of course

but you just tell me why

your voice is like that

what is this

modulation, could you make it softer somehow?

otherwise it’s just like a robot

well, nothing, I just

decided to give you a hint

there's no time, yeah

it's better this way

well, much nicer of course

1 minute

yes Lelya I’m listening to presetniks where are you

I'm at a meeting and where are you

nothing anywhere at home

I decided to come

early to bake you a cake

great, but there’s no one else to film

when will you arrive

what's so serious

we need to talk

ok got it

of course I'll be there soon

well get ready to leave

you'll be leaving soon

already

you are creating it now

she is the most beloved

as the youngest child

if you want hi so but

actually you wanted to talk

and you're not quite like that

defenders this is impossible

something needs to be done

I I can't do this

what are you talking about

you don't understand

Well, maybe I understand, but

it’s better you tell me yourself

sing your son is sleeping with his teacher

with the teacher I hired

what about this?

it doesn't mean anything to you at all

why does that mean

Well, I don’t see that this means anything to you

Actually, your son needs to do something, no

well then we'll do it

we'll decide somehow

give me the remote please

I can’t sleep and I can’t work, you know?

Well, everything’s fine there, everything

was filmed, but what’s the difference?

oh god you spoke to him

I

talked talked and what

you talked to him about Krossovskaya

no no I didn’t talk

to him about Krossovskaya

listen, I need time too

to somehow understand all this

somehow of course

Well, it’s easier to joke and

go to your room, great family

and we have a great family Olya

we need to talk together

all together, without

Sasha of course

listen this is some kind of nonsense

let's get out of here or not

and now you have to drink this cup to the bottom of the freaks

Deal

this is a very tasty cake

I ate it somewhere

hello

sorry for being late

there was tutoring

come on in yes yes thank you

Mom give me some slippers

thank you, come on, come on

let's thank you

don't take off your shoes, I

probably don't have a problem

I'll pick it up

Sasha forgot

that's what you do

Yes

Sasha is doing well

so you agree

with what

you are now breaking up with Sasha

and we all live happily ever after

No

why

did you think about Sasha

he actually has feelings of course

Moreover, I think that

you have feelings too

let's really look at things

Sasha fought because of you

yes yes

accordingly, his classmates are already aware

and very soon your colleagues and parents will find out

if me and your colleagues

If they don't make a fuss about it, then the parents

won't miss the opportunity to throw a tantrum

about the fact that in high

school there is a teacher

seduced a minor boy

I didn't seduce anyone

excuse me, can I have some tea?

Most likely you will be

deprived of your teaching license

will be kicked out of school

you will have nothing to live on

Ouch

try a very tasty cake

and I'm not even threatening

I'm just offering a safe way out of this situation

and Nikolaevna just needs to get rid

of Sasha, it didn’t even occur to you

that it’s not me who’s attached to Sasha, but he’s

attached to me, and you just tolerate his love, yes

he's been following me for a year and a half

you didn't see anything

you don't know your son at all

he studies well and okay, but you

know that he tried to kill himself

Anton, sorry

and what do you see as the way out?

current situation

I would leave everything as it is of course

let the boy finish school

go to college

and if it’s just a crush on a

teacher, he’ll leave me alone

and you will maintain a good

relationship with your son, no, of course

of course he will

leave you alone of course

because you take out the whole brain with a spoon

of this teenager who was about to commit suicide

yes, only if he commits suicide,

he will do it under my door

not at your home

don't worry, we'll make

a decision eventually

based on Sasha’s interests

what are his interests?

sleep with the teacher,

let's quickly ensure this

and when he wants to try drugs

We'll buy him his first joint

yes parents are fine

Well, what are you comparing so that's enough

we listened to you

you listened to us

if you don’t break up with Sasha now, I don’t

care how I choose the method, I leave it to you

then first I have to make sure that

you are fired from school, let's go

Usually whatever she

starts she finishes

thank you sorry

and yes I will hire another tutor

Please, do not do that

listen, he's 16 years old,

this happens to boys his age

Well, what would it be easier for

you if he slept with his classmates?

nonsense of course

I started eating that cake too

oh well, your son has become a

man, what's so tragic about that?

Well, this is how they build a serious relationship

with you, just like you built it before

quickly quickly quickly

quickly and 1 wall

brought flowers

good boy sleep well

Hello, are you ready?

a and

just fall

just fall down and

we'll do the rest

people are ready people are charged

Yul

come in

What's happened

Anatoly Vladimirovich

an ambulance now I now now now

now Anatoly Vladimirovich now

Anatoly Vladimirovich

you can relax for now

Sasha, turn off the

siren, let's go quietly

nothing like that

like a real one

and so real

ha ha well yes

what are you going to do

I'll call my wife no

you have a heart attack and

possibly a stroke, what phone number?

I've already been

told don't worry

everything should be serious,

you really understand, yes

so where are they

on the palace bridge they arrive at the hospital

and coffee in the office

what are you doing

what's going on here

Why weren’t they warned?

you need to calm down, lie

down and let us make a scar

and that the whole scar will be

yeah, what's his condition like?

it's already on the table

yeah give him the phone

yes good afternoon

you will have surgery now

and then you will need an operation in Israel,

which your relatives will be informed about

and you will fly there

and you will be informed every day about

what is happening in your home, what and how

what about real doctors?

Yes, sure

But how come the doctor has his own little

secrets and the rest work for your money?

bon voyage

what are you doing

he's already home,

I saw him return

Mom must have already told him everything. I’ve

been sitting here for an hour already, like a fool.

I'm afraid to go home

Olya, don't be a fool

maybe we can think of something, let's go

Reshetnikov and my good parents

awesome

listen let's not joke

listen I

I realized as a child that

parents are always good

when they are

and we are

yes we are doing everything right

sure

so what do we tell him

let's think of something

you're moving away

Yes

I mean emotional

or it seems to me

yes no I don't think so

that's true

maybe it's a crisis

type

3rd 5th

7th year 14th

what kind of thing do we have there

maybe we can go somewhere

May be

Well, where are you going?

I found this at our laundry

That's right, where else should dirty laundry be?

she was at Anni Nikolaevna's house

wow you still call her Anna Nikolaevna

elegant

you were at her house

oh yeah we were at her house

Sasha who asked you

so what's wrong

San where are you

going, everything is fine

we were at her house and talked

have some tea okay dad

she put me out of flowers and

didn’t even take them, well done

San

San what a hysterical

what a joke

why are you standing there, run after him

Sash

Sasha get in the car

Anna Nikolaevna didn’t listen to her

mother; nothing worked out for her mother.

can you hear me no

Sash wait

Sash

Sasha stop

that I run after you like a boy

so first of all I want

so you know that

I'm on your side

I'm not against you continuing

to meet with Anna Nikolaevna

it's a mistake but it's

a mistake you have to make

because all life consists of such mistakes

Well, in general, dating a teacher is cool

but but

you're not a little boy

Well

you're a grown man

we need something already

I don't know if it's smarter to be

Well, what will you achieve with these conflicts with your mother?

so you need to do this

you should go to your mom and tell him

that you understand her

what have you heard that you

are ready to listen to her opinion

and continue to secretly meet with Anna Nikolaevna

you have a card buy

1 more mobile phone

let all your correspondence be there

and no one should know

about this, not even me

and and 1 more

Sasha, while we were sitting there eating cake and

talked about life

Anna Nikolaevna said in her hearts that

you were thinking about suicide like that

that's what she thinks

but in fact

I really wanted to get attention

Anna Nikolaevna

she never gave up

threatened me that she

would stop the lesson

but then I pretended

he said that everything is wrong in the family

and thoughts of suicide

somehow we became closer through this

so how is he

condition is serious but stable

there is a threat to life

no, you can’t see him now

you understand

anesthesia and more will be needed

go to Israel and have surgery there

How is Israel so serious?

we are flying with him we need to get ready

For God's sake don't

worry he'll be fine

We just don’t do such operations now

I'll give it back all the time

and you better stay here

as soon as he can be visited

we will call you

thank you thank you

but wait

Yes, Anatoly Leonidovich Trifilov came to you

what's wrong with him

and who are you to him?

Romanovich excuse me for a second

what the hell

yes zavadsky

No

what no what no

no Zavadsky no

he’s not Raskolnikov, he

won’t be suitable at all

not suitable for the Zavadsky schismatic

Raskolnikov is a former student,

he is 23 years old, Zavadsky is 30

he looks 30

Dutch Raskolnikov

uh

listen now you're younger

23 years old is what today is a boy puppy

all he wants to do is eat, drink and fuck

and then if they give it

Only by the age of 30 does a person begin to think and grow up

asks questions

that’s why modern schismatics are brawling

and that's how you see

no, it’s not how I see it,

it’s that I’ll write this way

and these are the only conditions under

which I will write conditions like this

you signed the contract

and you will work

no I won’t, I’ll go

to the mental hospital

I won’t take it, I’m asking what’s wrong with me

have you ever suffered

I didn't understand

yes Dash quickly

and your wife is here again

finally what

please suggest channels you

will see they will be happy

but tell me it’s your idea I

don’t need to be mentioned at all

Let's say then I have this request

more sex scenes

I understood the riddles uh huh

believe me

I wouldn't forgive betrayal

I couldn't forgive

understand man

designed completely differently

for us it is

he never cheated on me

I know for sure he is a very good

person, he deserves to know the truth

and I can't lie

no no no you can

can you should

if you love him no

no, I've decided

everything, thank you

wait, what if he can’t

forgive the betrayal?

well it will be

fair he will be right

lay it out lie down I

won't learn that much

this isn't even poetry

here's an earphone for you

through it he will say what

you say you will only repeat

just a second now

reception as heard about

familiar voice

don't wave to me

now they'll come in

everything started

keep quiet and let them start talking

Hello Tolya

we met here

Yes, I know

Yes, I know

I

I know

already said

I saw you

I

saw you

you and Katya are about to leave

you and Katya got together

to leave but then Yana came and then

Yanochka

I came running, let's ask about me

but what about

my soul flew out of my body

my soul

flew out of the body

this sounds weird

but I saw everything

I saw doctors

I saw them perform surgery

then I

flew into the corridor

I was with you but I

couldn't talk to you it was

excruciatingly painful

I thought that was it

I thought it was the end

I thought I wouldn't come back again

but still somehow

crowded

body do you remember

you once read to me in a magazine about astral bodies

do you remember how you told me

I believed it and said it was nonsense

in fact, everything happens exactly as described

I'm glad I don't have to hide it

I love you very much

I really like to ask the

professor, he won’t let you lie

what caused the heart attack

my heart broke in half

God punished me with love for 2 women

to 2 women, why am I receiving such punishment?

maybe it's not

punishment maybe it is

gift to be ready

give my life for each of you so that

for the baby

rip your throat out

and at the same time such a terrible feeling of guilt

and all these years

I didn't live, I suffered

I wanted to tell you

but I couldn't die his eyes

I understood that there would be punishment

for this, but I thought that I would

there will be someone there

some kind of pneumonia, but I

didn’t think it was a heart attack

Of course you can leave me,

I know I will understand you

I can't live without you

you are my life

I would, I would suggest to you

like this that you should live somehow

somewhere nearby

and to save you both

because I love you

thank you for having me

yes, but you don’t have anyone else in silence

and I don’t need anyone else

and more to me

no one is needed

yeah, what have you done?

you got into my personal life, you understand

yes I had her now she

decided to break up with me

you broke up Sasha,

listen, no need to worry

don't worry, just

cut me off mid-sentence

why stop mid-sentence,

mom, come on

what a talent

where did you learn to lie like that?

mom calls no no

don't don't come, under no circumstances don't come until evening

How do you know everything, how much experience is needed?

San so

Mom will return home in the evening and come to your room.

and Sash will say

Dad and I love you very much and are very worried

or we only want the best for you

someday you will understand that we were right is not the point

the main thing is that you look lost,

you slowly turn around and say 1 word

mom is just more gentle

Mom, I understand that you only want the best for me

Well, you know, there are mistakes

that a person must make in order to

so that you can continue to say everything according to the

text, just like you told me, judgingly calmly and sensibly

Sasha listen believe me

there is no need to make this mistake

there are moments when a child must believe his

parents and then you will understand that we were right

Well, then go up to her, if

she’s sitting, sit next to her

take her hand

I never do that

well very bad

this is how you should do it

you need to take your parents by the

hand you need to hug them by the shoulder

you need to say nice words to them

ok more on that later

take her hand, she will

be pleased, believe me

now tell me

mom

ok mom

I'll do as you say

Dear Sasha, well, I

understand that it’s bad now

Well, I really understand, believe

me, everything will get better

Everything is fine

not so much right now

but it will be

I believe you

Thank you

yes Sash

everything worked out

well you see how good it is

now you can enjoy life with yours

Anna Nikolaevna

I hope not with all my life

ok sorry I'm having

a hard day today

uh let's go do your homework

bye good night

yes hello this is

from the agency hello

you should come to the space hotel number 322 why

believe me you have to see this

This is Natasha, remember

she was filming with me

yes yes I remember

in demon hunting yes

and you are rehearsing now

yes yes

and I have to believe it

Wait

wait you don't owe me anything

I'm just telling it like it is

and you think she won’t rush to gouge out my eyes

yes no no she

she's intelligent she's

listen come on

you just lie down like this, cover

yourself with a blanket and be silent

Well

what if she starts asking me something

Yes, she won’t ask anything Anna

I just want to surprise her mmm

don't you think

that this is somehow too drastic

For what

yes no just

we'll yell at each other

let's yell and blame each other for all mortal sins

then we'll confess everything, cry

and then we'll have fucking sex, I think

oh very strange relationship

yes all relationships are strange

this is how it will be when we start to quarrel

let's start quarreling

just get dressed and leave okay

I understand we are working

quietly quietly quietly

come on let's take off your clothes

then take off your panties

not necessarily why

listen if she starts to pull off the blanket

everything must be believable,

come on, you said it yourself

come on come on

uh are you good

what are you doing

without penetration you know how

weekday series

everything has already happened,

we are just lying in silence, resting

well let's at least say something

no need to say anything

yeah got it we're working

How are you

I'm taking a shower dear

yeah come on sure

that means there's no one there

how not

what's happening

Gena, can you see her?

and where the enemies do not treat themselves

motherfucker, what

kind of woman is she?

can't even catch him normally

Understood

ok all lights out thank

you all the shooting is over

Natasha thank you,

forgive me everything

you can get dressed

Yes, I'm basically free

no no no really

really Natasha thank you sorry

if anything I'm nearby

and Pyotr Sergeevich

yes Dash

you your wife I connect connect

turn on modulation

I'm listening

tell me why you did it

Well

you hired me to help you

So I help as best I can, well

you knew he was there

with this woman

so you saw everything

why didn't you go inside?

because it was necessary either

to create scandals or remain silent

Either way it's all terrible

you're crying

listen to me

now you can start living again

what if I don't want it anymore

no no you want you just

you're just upset right now

but that's ok

your husband would be

upset too if he found out

that you are cheating on him

but he doesn't know either

so you're even

you can now start over with a new leaf together

No

we will get divorced

we are no longer family