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Okay, so there isn't
really a system for the fridge.
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Everything's up for grabs.
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Uh. Oh, except don't touch
the Danimals.
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Those are Samir's.
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- My turn.
- Through here
is the living room.
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Um, guys, guys,
this is Annabelle.
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She's crashing with us
this weekend from out of town.
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- What's up?
- Hi.
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- Hello.
- They're normally way more fun.
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Okay,
go put your stuff upstairs.
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Um, my room is the one
with the complicated energy.
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Hmm.
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Yeah, you'll find it.
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Well, she seems sweet.
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Okay, so Annabelle is pregnant
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and she is here
for her abortion,
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which I have like
zero time for.
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- I'm sorry, what?
- I volunteered to house
an abortion teen
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from out of state
because I'm doing my part,
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but I need you to do your part
of my part and watch her
this weekend.
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It is tech week
for Popcorn Forest, Paul Baker.
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It's my student's recital,
and it's a mess.
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Like, Abby F doesn't know
how to Vogue.
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- So--
- Babe, this is, like,
my one weekend off. I--
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Oh. And I'm bringing Billie in
to assistant-teach the class.
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This is, like, her first time
leaving the house
since Mr. Teacher.
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So it's, like, would you rather
her lie in bed all day
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and listen to
the Hurricane Sandy concert,
'cause she will do it.
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- No, I don't.
None of us want that.
- Yeah.
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But Anton and I
have plans, like, this--
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Okay. It's fine. I'll help him.
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- We'll watch her together.
- Thanks.
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Thank you so much.
I will thank you
in the playbill.
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- Hmm.
- It costs $50.
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I really need that.
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Wait, you look cute.
Where are you going?
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Huh? Oh, me?
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Going upstate for the weekend.
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You know, with Carly.
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We've been hanging out again.
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- Ooh.
- Upstate.
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Wow.
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Yeah, it's a big deal.
I bought a sweater.
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I'm nervous.
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But remember, the first
weekend away with someone
is very crucial, okay?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Don't Samir this.
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Okay, don't...
don't verb my name at me.
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- I'm not gonna fuck it up.
- No.
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- No. God, no.
- No. Of course, not. Never.
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Oh, wait. She's coming.
Hey, big, strong girl.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Hi.
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You brushed your hair.
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- You look so clean.
- Yeah.
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Guys, I got dumped.
It's not terminal.
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- Totally.
- Mmm.
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Okay, wait, why is there
a teenage girl
stripping your bed?
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Oh. That's an Anton
and Paul Baker plotline now,
but, uh, we gotta go.
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Bye.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Bye.
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Annabelle, put your pj's on.
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It's time for bed.
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Now ballet run around,
ballet run around,
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ballet run until you're popcorn
on the ground.
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Now sizzle, sizzle,
sizzle, pop.
Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, pop.
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Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, pop.
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Now step...
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Okay, guys, eyes on me,
eyes on me.
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So it's step, twirl,
step again, okay?
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Great. That's gorgeous.
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Also, Kenzie, if you don't
believe you're Princess Kernel,
no one will, okay?
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Ms. Issa, I'm hungry.
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Oh, my God,
Madison, I am starving.
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Thank God you said something.
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Okay, Jack, take my phone,
get a group order going.
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You know what everyone likes.
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- Okay. Fun, right?
- Yeah.
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No, it's, um...
it's really elaborate.
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I know. They're so good
with story structure.
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- It blows my mind.
I just can't believe...
- Excuse me.
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She looks like my mom.
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- Awe.
- Oh. Uh.
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Is she happy?
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Billie.
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- Issa, um, hey,
have you got a minute?
- Mm-hmm?
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Yeah. Um, okay, guys, uh,
sip some water, rehydrate.
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Jack, get me a spinach roll.
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'Cause when I come back
we're gonna run
the woodland sequence, okay?
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- Billie, you'll watch them.
- I-Iss, I don't know
if I can...
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Issa.
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Hi.
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Oh. Yeah, question.
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Are you a stranger?
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We've got this, I promise.
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- Yeah?
- Yes.
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Guiding troubled youth
through hardship is, like...
It's really my calling.
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My high school
guidance counselor was fired
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because I basically made
him redundant, so...
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I thought they caught him
filming the swim team changing.
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And also he was filming
the swim team changing,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Okay, but watch this. Watch,
just watch this space.
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Annabelle, Annabelle,
Bella, Belly, hi.
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So, I don't want to
overhype it,
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but I do think you really
lucked out having us
as your abortion dads.
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We are very fun.
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And low-key.
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Cool. Um, so, uh,
your appointment's
tomorrow at noon,
109
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but I thought
maybe before then we could
do a little spa day, you know?
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I want pizza,
and I wanna see Wicked.
111
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Um. We can't... I don't think
we can afford Wicked,
to be honest.
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- But--
- What can you afford?
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Um...
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Just, uh, the pizza.
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Uh, and, uh,
there's a Froyo place
where you can pay by weight.
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- Yes. Yes.
- We can afford that.
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Okay. My friend came
to New York for her abortion.
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She got to see
Sarah Jessica Parker's house.
- Oh.
- So, I mean...
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- Oh.
- So, I mean...
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I don't know who that is.
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What?
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- What?
- Well, can I see
where 9/11 was filmed?
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Okay,
so you know I'm obsessed
with Licorice Pizza.
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- Popcorn Forest.
- Right.
125
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It's just now the board
is beginning to worry.
126
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The board? About what?
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The kids literally wrote
the show themselves.
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- It's exactly that,
it turns out. Uh.
- Troy.
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These recitals
aren't really for the kids.
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You know that, right?
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It's mainly for the parents,
for them to have something
to film.
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Terribly for Instagram.
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- No, that's...
- You should do
Swan Lake again.
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It's such a crowd pleaser.
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What? No, no, no, no, no,
you can't do that.
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These kids have worked
on this show for months.
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Do you know how long months is
for a 3rd grader?
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It's like half their life.
139
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Issa, I'm sorry,
but at the end of the day,
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your show just isn't
that serious.
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The Popcorn Forest
is deadly serious.
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Popcorn Forest is
about veil reform...
- Issa.
- ...and Ukraine.
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- Issa.
- ...and Ukraine.
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It's done.
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I'm sorry, it's done.
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Thanks for the note, Troy.
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I'll take you up on that.
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It's a lock-in.
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We're doing a lock-in.
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Oh, yeah,
that's a house.
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Yeah.
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That's... It's actually...
It's not even a house.
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It's actually...
It's a stunning cabin
in the heart of Phoenicia.
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- Oh.
- Yeah, with Debbie R.
She's a super host.
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- Well, yeah, she is.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Wow.
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- That's a plop.
- That's a plop.
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- You gotta plop.
- Okay.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Wow. I haven't been
upstate in, like, five years.
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So, um, what should we do?
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Uh. Just, like, nature stuff.
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- Nature stuff?
- Nature stuff.
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I'm gonna go freshen up.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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I'm just gonna be here reading
The Case for Nationalism.
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Oh.
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Debbie.
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Why is it square?
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Actually, Annabelle,
Sicilian is having a moment.
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- So, yeah.
- Yeah. That's true.
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So do you just, like, agree
with everything he says?
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Hmm? Oh, no, no,
this is my favorite spot.
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'Cause, you know,
he's probably not that cool, right?
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He's just kind of cool
relative to you.
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- Uh. Jesus, you finished?
- Oh, my God.
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That was delish, right?
Let's go get some pedicures.
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I didn't come all the way
to New York for a pedicure.
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I can get my nails painted
back home.
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Wow, something you can
get done back home.
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Okay. Hey, real quick.
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- Oh, my. Oh, wow.
- Crazy.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Hey, I don't know
what's happening here,
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but we're gonna bring
the temperature down.
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- Yeah.
- We can't let her get to us.
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I know, but this-this
never happens, okay?
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Teenagers are usually obsessed
with me, but this one is just,
like, vile.
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I know, but she's clearly just
going through it right now.
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But in the meantime,
we gotta stay strong.
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It's you and me, okay?
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We are Mount Everest.
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We are solid, unshakable.
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Tall.
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- You're right. Okay. I'm calm.
- Yeah?
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- And I'm tall.
- Yeah.
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We can't let
a 16-year-old break us, right?
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- Fine, okay.
- Yeah?
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So do you guys smoke weed
or do you dress like slobs
just for the sake of it?
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Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
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No popcorn, no peace.
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No popcorn, no peace.
203
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- Issa? Issa, open the door.
- No popcorn, no peace.
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- No popcorn, no peace.
- I know you can hear me.
Open the door!
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- No Popcorn, no peace.
- Okay, guys,
louder and prouder.
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Except for you, Hayden.
You're doing great.
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He's nonverbal.
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Iss, Iss, what exactly
is the plan here?
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Okay, well,
I stole the studio keys.
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So that no one's getting in.
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And we have some juice boxes
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in the mini fridge
because Ava is diabetic.
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- Thank God.
- Okay, Iss,
it's just a kids' show.
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It's not just a kids' show.
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Guys, guys, is Popcorn Forest
just a kids' show?
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What's Popcorn Forest?
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What?
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Daryn, you literally wrote
the final pas de deux.
219
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Okay, Issa, they're gonna
call the parents, okay?
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- You could get fired.
- Okay, so?
221
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Why is everything with you
like, "Oh, my God,
what if I get fired?
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Oh, my God,
what if I get in trouble?"
Like, get in trouble, Bills.
223
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Make a mess for something
you care about,
224
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like... [grunts] ...throw-throw
some crayons at the wall.
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Yeah!
226
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Okay, somebody
has to take care of this.
227
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Billie, Billie, no, no, no!
228
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No! Billie, please stop.
Billie, do not open that door.
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Billie, seriously.
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Ms. Issa,
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do we live here now?
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Madison, I'm obsessed with you,
but I'm not in the mood.
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Thank you
for a wonderful meal, Anton.
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Thank you for saying
thank you, Paul Baker.
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Pass the hot sauce.
236
00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:41,508
Huh. Annabelle, could
we try asking that another way,
maybe with a "please"?
237
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:44,176
Could you please shave
your shitty porn 'stache?
238
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,415
You look like you belong
on Dateline as a pedophile.
239
00:10:46,882 --> 00:10:49,153
Okay, language, Annabelle.
240
00:10:50,155 --> 00:10:51,759
Suck my bush.
241
00:10:51,891 --> 00:10:53,193
- He's said, "language!"
- Okay, hey.
242
00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:55,295
Hey, guys, let's...
let's cool off.
243
00:10:55,296 --> 00:10:57,200
I hate you two.
244
00:10:57,201 --> 00:10:59,673
I wish I was having
this abortion at
Sarah Jessica Parker's house!
245
00:10:59,906 --> 00:11:01,876
Okay, Annabelle!
246
00:11:02,008 --> 00:11:04,112
We all wish we were having
this abortion at Sarah Jessica
Parker's house, okay?
247
00:11:04,113 --> 00:11:07,586
With Matthew and Andy
and Brooke Shields
and Marci fucking Klein.
248
00:11:07,587 --> 00:11:11,292
Fuck you! You are
the least interesting gays
I have ever met!
249
00:11:11,526 --> 00:11:13,464
Hey, he is fluid!
250
00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:16,167
You know what is wrong
with you guys?
You think nice is a personality
when really it's the absence
of one.
251
00:11:16,168 --> 00:11:20,508
You think nice is a personality
when really it's the absence
of one.
252
00:11:20,509 --> 00:11:26,219
And you keep saying
your sweater is vintage,
but I saw it at Target.
253
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,656
Everest, Anton. Everest.
254
00:11:28,790 --> 00:11:30,527
- Who fucked you, Annabelle?
- Shh.
255
00:11:30,627 --> 00:11:32,397
- Who fucked you?
- Everest, Anton.
256
00:11:32,664 --> 00:11:34,701
- Target has some nice things.
- Everest. Everest.
257
00:11:34,802 --> 00:11:37,203
It's a designer collab,
Annabelle. Heard of that?
258
00:11:37,204 --> 00:11:38,508
Okay. Okay. She gets it.
259
00:11:38,941 --> 00:11:40,812
Shh. It's okay now.
260
00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:08,895
Oh, my God.
261
00:12:15,974 --> 00:12:16,842
Fuck.
262
00:12:16,843 --> 00:12:18,613
Where's the plunger? Plunger.
263
00:12:18,846 --> 00:12:20,282
Debbie.
264
00:12:23,353 --> 00:12:24,990
Don't freak out.
I'm starting to freak out.
265
00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:27,395
I'm starting to freak out.
Do not freak out.
266
00:12:28,030 --> 00:12:30,332
I'm chill. Shit like this
happens all the time.
267
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,768
I'm gonna kill myself.
268
00:12:34,641 --> 00:12:36,377
That means nothing to me.
269
00:12:36,912 --> 00:12:40,551
Popcorn united.
We'll never be divided.
270
00:12:40,784 --> 00:12:42,386
Popcorn united...
271
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,856
I have it under control.
272
00:12:43,857 --> 00:12:45,193
- Do you?
- This doesn't
look like control.
273
00:12:45,326 --> 00:12:46,996
It doesn't feel like
it's in control.
274
00:12:46,997 --> 00:12:50,100
Hi, uh, I'm helping out today.
I'm Issa's friend.
275
00:12:50,101 --> 00:12:52,807
I just wanna let you know
that the kids
are perfectly safe.
276
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:56,012
I didn't know that
there was a possibility
of them not being safe, Troy.
277
00:12:56,013 --> 00:12:58,047
- No, no, no.
- Yeah, Issa's just
a little worked up.
278
00:12:58,048 --> 00:13:00,520
But I know that we can find
some common ground here.
279
00:13:00,753 --> 00:13:02,758
Like, uh--
280
00:13:02,891 --> 00:13:05,497
Well, tell your friend that
we don't want our kids
up on stage dressed as popcorn.
281
00:13:05,630 --> 00:13:07,432
Uh-huh. Okay, yeah.
Yeah, heard.
282
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,702
Uh. We can definitely
change up the wardrobe.
283
00:13:09,703 --> 00:13:11,673
That's actually
a really good compromise.
284
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,376
Finally, a grown-up.
285
00:13:13,878 --> 00:13:15,447
Oh, my God, thank you so much.
286
00:13:15,647 --> 00:13:16,681
That actually means a lot.
287
00:13:16,682 --> 00:13:18,785
Um. Let's get into it,
shall we?
288
00:13:18,886 --> 00:13:23,294
Okay, so how do we feel
about mimed gun violence?
289
00:13:24,195 --> 00:13:26,633
You know what? I heard it
as soon as I said it.
290
00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:28,335
I'm gonna veto that one.
291
00:13:29,337 --> 00:13:30,908
Hey, Annabelle.
292
00:13:33,111 --> 00:13:34,246
Annabelle.
293
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,818
Hey, Anton didn't mean that, okay?
294
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,688
- Yes, I did.
- Shh.
295
00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:42,060
Look, we just wanna talk.
296
00:13:47,704 --> 00:13:48,839
Hey.
297
00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:53,112
Wanna smoke some weed?
298
00:13:57,187 --> 00:14:01,327
I guess I just wanted
this to be my weekend
in New York, you know?
299
00:14:01,695 --> 00:14:03,833
Not just the weekend
I got an abortion.
300
00:14:04,399 --> 00:14:06,237
Yeah, dude, I totally get that.
301
00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:08,208
When I first moved down here
from Canada,
302
00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:13,984
my expectations were, like,
New York fucking City,
you know?
303
00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:15,988
Then everything sucked.
304
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,792
I made no money.
305
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,930
I was sleeping
on my buddy's floor
on, like, a towel.
306
00:14:21,396 --> 00:14:23,467
- I got scabies from the towel.
- Ew!
307
00:14:23,468 --> 00:14:24,869
Oh, my God.
308
00:14:24,870 --> 00:14:27,307
Yeah, but then I got a job.
I met Issa.
309
00:14:27,308 --> 00:14:32,283
I-I met Anton, who's just,
like, the coolest person
I've ever met.
310
00:14:32,818 --> 00:14:35,491
So, it might seem boring
to you right now,
311
00:14:35,690 --> 00:14:38,795
but my advice would be
to just... just keep
an open mind, you know?
312
00:14:38,928 --> 00:14:42,200
Like, New York can mean
a lot of things.
313
00:14:43,236 --> 00:14:44,640
Can I say something?
314
00:14:44,773 --> 00:14:46,272
- Yeah, of course.
- Yeah.
315
00:14:46,273 --> 00:14:48,846
I don't really know who
Sarah Jessica Parker is either.
316
00:14:49,046 --> 00:14:50,683
That is okay.
317
00:14:50,816 --> 00:14:53,789
It's not okay.
But yeah, let's forge on.
318
00:14:54,155 --> 00:14:56,960
Also, if I'm really honest?
319
00:14:57,093 --> 00:14:59,030
- Yeah, of course. Please.
- Yeah.
320
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:03,271
If I had your lives,
I'd abort myself.
321
00:15:06,711 --> 00:15:08,213
- Oh, my God. Fuck you.
- I told you.
322
00:15:08,214 --> 00:15:10,820
- I-I-I literally told you.
- Oh, my God. Fuck you.
323
00:15:11,019 --> 00:15:12,920
She's yours. Have fun.
324
00:15:12,921 --> 00:15:17,096
Unclog toilet,
no plunger.
325
00:15:17,631 --> 00:15:19,768
"Lubricate"... I...
326
00:15:24,476 --> 00:15:27,114
Please, please, please, please,
please, please, please.
327
00:15:27,749 --> 00:15:29,051
Fuck.
328
00:15:31,353 --> 00:15:33,124
Okay.
329
00:15:45,447 --> 00:15:46,816
Hey, are you okay?
330
00:15:46,817 --> 00:15:48,717
Yeah. Yeah.
331
00:15:48,718 --> 00:15:51,758
Hey, my parents
wanna have you over
for dinner tomorrow.
332
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:53,360
That's so nice.
333
00:15:53,361 --> 00:15:55,431
- Yeah.
Do you eat turkey?
- Mmm.
334
00:15:57,368 --> 00:15:59,538
Please, God. Please, God.
I'll be... I'm gonna blow
my brains out everywhere.
335
00:16:00,172 --> 00:16:02,109
I've never asked you
for anything.
336
00:16:02,209 --> 00:16:04,414
I never fucking asked you
for anything, please.
337
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,856
Fuck.
338
00:16:12,395 --> 00:16:13,464
No.
339
00:16:17,536 --> 00:16:19,540
- Hi.
- Hey.
340
00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:23,347
Oh. You okay?
341
00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,889
I-I was just...
I was in the bathroom
342
00:16:28,022 --> 00:16:29,692
and something
very bad happened.
343
00:16:29,859 --> 00:16:31,629
- Oh, no.
- Yeah.
344
00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:35,569
And I-I wasn't gonna
say anything, but...
345
00:16:35,835 --> 00:16:37,640
It's just... It's...
It's gonna affect us all, so...
346
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,576
- No...
- Yeah.
347
00:16:39,577 --> 00:16:42,213
- I know, I know,
I know, I know.
- No.
348
00:16:42,347 --> 00:16:43,683
- I... And--
- I know.
349
00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:45,318
- I know.
- I know.
350
00:16:45,319 --> 00:16:47,490
- Yeah, I know--
- I took... I took a big shit.
351
00:16:50,095 --> 00:16:51,531
Sorry, what?
352
00:16:51,797 --> 00:16:54,101
You know, when I went to go
freshen up, but then I didn't.
353
00:16:54,102 --> 00:16:57,039
I just took a big shit
and I clogged the toilet
so bad.
354
00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:02,380
And-And then I took
the toilet brush and I was...
I just pushed it.
355
00:17:02,381 --> 00:17:03,785
I just... I pushed it.
356
00:17:03,952 --> 00:17:05,522
- Uh-huh.
- I pushed it down there.
357
00:17:05,523 --> 00:17:06,858
Yeah.
358
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,361
And then I just took
my straightener
359
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:11,966
and I don't know why,
but I flattened it.
360
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,605
- Yeah.
- And I was just pressing it.
361
00:17:14,939 --> 00:17:17,778
I was pressing it down
like a pancake.
362
00:17:18,846 --> 00:17:22,017
And I tried so hard
not to mess this up,
and then I did.
363
00:17:22,018 --> 00:17:23,888
I did.
I ruined our trip with my shit.
364
00:17:24,055 --> 00:17:25,525
No. You're-You're amazing.
365
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:27,927
You're...
366
00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:31,469
What?
367
00:17:31,568 --> 00:17:34,408
I thought I was gonna
ruin it with my shit.
368
00:17:35,342 --> 00:17:37,077
I clogged it too.
369
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,981
I re-clogged it.
370
00:17:39,148 --> 00:17:40,650
- I double clogged it.
- No!
- Just now.
- No, you didn't.
371
00:17:40,651 --> 00:17:42,621
- Just now.
- No, you didn't.
372
00:17:42,622 --> 00:17:46,160
Yes. Yes. And then
I took conditioner and I tried
to put it in as-as lube.
373
00:17:47,195 --> 00:17:48,365
- No.
- I did.
374
00:17:48,465 --> 00:17:49,900
- Wow.
- And then I...
375
00:17:49,901 --> 00:17:52,406
I got a fork and a knife
from the kitchen.
376
00:17:53,841 --> 00:17:55,476
And, Carly,
I was just cutting it.
377
00:17:55,477 --> 00:17:57,346
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah. I was
just cutting it up.
378
00:17:57,347 --> 00:17:59,819
- Wait, no.
I should have done that.
- Yeah.
379
00:18:00,252 --> 00:18:04,125
Stick with me, I guess.
Those are the kind
of ideas I have.
380
00:18:09,135 --> 00:18:11,707
Oh. Can I use
your toothbrush tonight?
381
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:14,010
- Why... Oh.
- Yeah.
382
00:18:14,578 --> 00:18:18,518
Justice if not now, then when?
P-O-P-C-O-R-N.
383
00:18:18,519 --> 00:18:21,355
Guys, trust me,
she's not budging on runtime.
384
00:18:21,356 --> 00:18:25,764
But if you give me
a smoke machine,
385
00:18:25,765 --> 00:18:28,638
I can probably get her
to cut the fight sequence.
386
00:18:28,871 --> 00:18:29,806
Oh, my God.
387
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,373
Let's just fire her.
388
00:18:31,374 --> 00:18:33,276
She clearly doesn't care
about this job.
389
00:18:33,277 --> 00:18:35,683
What? No, Issa loves her job.
390
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,788
It's ridiculous that you have
to defend her like this.
391
00:18:39,288 --> 00:18:40,222
What is she?
392
00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:43,061
A child? This is pathetic.
393
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:48,704
Justice if not now, then when?
394
00:18:48,705 --> 00:18:50,908
P-O-P-C--
395
00:18:50,909 --> 00:18:52,612
It's a fucking lock-in.
396
00:18:52,613 --> 00:18:55,117
Oh, my God. Wait,
how did you get in here?
397
00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,525
Ooh. What?
398
00:18:59,658 --> 00:19:02,865
Issa, I am so sorry.
You were right.
399
00:19:02,964 --> 00:19:05,736
I was such an asshole,
and this matters.
400
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,039
This really, really matters.
401
00:19:09,008 --> 00:19:10,310
Aw.
402
00:19:12,247 --> 00:19:16,954
P-O-P-C-O-R-N.
Justice if not now, then when?
403
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,959
P-O-P-C-O-- Oh.
404
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:21,730
Okay, guys. Protest over.
Great job today.
405
00:19:21,731 --> 00:19:24,869
Um. Your homework for tonight
is to watch Erin Brockovich
406
00:19:25,035 --> 00:19:26,338
and tell me if I'd like it.
407
00:19:27,306 --> 00:19:29,110
Wait, what are you do...
408
00:19:29,111 --> 00:19:30,881
What about...
What about Popcorn Forest?
What about the protest?
409
00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:33,217
Oh. Well, I mean, it's 6:00.
410
00:19:33,317 --> 00:19:35,287
What am I gonna do?
Hold them overnight?
411
00:19:35,889 --> 00:19:37,725
- We'll just do Swan Lake.
- Oh.
412
00:19:37,726 --> 00:19:40,229
Also, I should just keep
developing Popcorn for us.
413
00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:42,233
Like, it'll be
my Tick, Tick... Boom!
414
00:19:42,234 --> 00:19:44,036
They'll make it after I die.
415
00:19:44,538 --> 00:19:46,107
You know?
416
00:19:53,186 --> 00:19:55,223
- Hey, Anton?
- Yeah?
417
00:19:55,323 --> 00:19:58,728
You are cool, right?
Like, you know that?
418
00:19:58,729 --> 00:20:00,532
Not just relative to me.
419
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,837
- Thank you. I knew that.
- Okay, 'cause I thought
you would...
420
00:20:03,572 --> 00:20:05,610
- And your mustache isn't porny.
- Okay, really?
421
00:20:05,709 --> 00:20:08,214
- No, stop looking at it.
- Or, like, pedophilic.
422
00:20:08,515 --> 00:20:10,617
- What? It's a mustache.
- I don't know.
423
00:20:10,618 --> 00:20:13,022
I think she got to me.
I was thinking
about shaving it.
424
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,026
'Cause of her? No.
425
00:20:15,192 --> 00:20:16,495
- Let me see it.
- Hmm.
426
00:20:16,496 --> 00:20:18,131
No, it's perfect.
427
00:20:18,364 --> 00:20:19,531
Okay, great.
428
00:20:19,532 --> 00:20:21,370
I'll keep the 'stache.
429
00:20:24,410 --> 00:20:26,980
I knew you two were
screwing each other's butts.
430
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,785
How'd it go? You okay?
431
00:20:30,318 --> 00:20:33,559
Good. But I do want pizza.
432
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,533
It's square,
don't throw a shit fit.
433
00:20:38,534 --> 00:20:40,538
Okay. Let's go home.
434
00:20:43,377 --> 00:20:45,378
Thank you all
for buying a playbill.
435
00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:48,651
Now, as some of you may
have heard, I am on probation
at the dance school.
436
00:20:48,652 --> 00:20:49,954
Boo!
437
00:20:50,121 --> 00:20:51,492
But in the spirit
of letting go,
438
00:20:51,624 --> 00:20:53,494
we decided to
put on a show for you.
439
00:20:54,228 --> 00:20:58,669
So I now present to you...
...Popcorn Forest,
abridged.
440
00:21:03,211 --> 00:21:07,452
Sway, sway, sway, sway.
441
00:21:14,497 --> 00:21:15,967
Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, pop.
442
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:17,504
Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, pop.
443
00:21:17,604 --> 00:21:20,008
In real life,
this would have pyrotechnics.
444
00:21:22,646 --> 00:21:24,180
And Ukraine.
445
00:21:24,181 --> 00:21:26,051
So you're the pregnant girl.
446
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:27,889
Not anymore.
447
00:21:28,322 --> 00:21:30,425
Oh. That's...
I heard you were a bitch.
448
00:21:48,157 --> 00:21:51,730
♪♪ Popcorn Forest ♪
449
00:21:57,374 --> 00:22:00,211
Yeah. That fucking sucked.
450
00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:04,053
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