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Okay, everybody
huddle up.
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I want eye contact and nods.
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You are my best,
most cherished people.
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And we are more than capable
of throwing a dinner party
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despite what everyone says
about people our age.
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That we're neurotic,
irresponsible, directionless,
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or that we lie about
using menstrual cups.
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- That one felt targeted.
- It could have been
about anyone.
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- But tonight...
- Yeah.
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Tonight, we're gonna
prove them wrong.
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We are in the roast chicken
phase of life.
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We can be mature,
and we can be normal.
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And we can cook
a roast fucking chicken
like the goddamn grown-ups we--
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, my God.
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He drank weird milk.
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- What?
- Oh, my...
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He drank weird milk.
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- Someone get a towel.
- What is happening?
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Hey, thanks for letting me
invite her, Bills. My friend
Jules is, like, the best.
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She's really kind, super
thoughtful. She's the one
who put me onto poppers.
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PB, any friend of yours
is a friend of ours.
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As long as she has good banter
and an Atlantic article she
wants to discuss,
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because that is the vibe
that I'm curating tonight.
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- Oh, my God, hi.
- Hi.
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Not quite the outfit
we discussed.
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It's my dad's suit.
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You said dress up.
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Yeah, like a normal guy,
not like you run Gotham City.
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You look like
a little rascal, dude.
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You look like a little rascal.
You look amazing.
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You look incredible.
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Hey, Paul Baker,
can you help me with the table?
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- You look so good.
- Thanks.
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What? I'm trying to look nice
for Mr. Teacher.
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He knows what
you look like, Samir.
He taught you Hamlet.
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Okay, first of all,
shmoop.com taught me Hamlet.
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Second, it's just dinner.
Like, what's the...
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Because... here, hold this.
Because Mr. Teacher
makes me happy.
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And he has his shit together,
and he thinks we have
our shit together too.
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So, I just... I just
need this to go well, okay?
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- Okay, I got you.
- Thank you.
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How we looking out there, Iss?
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There are napkins on tables.
There are nuts in bowls.
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I mean,
this is basically a gala.
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- Aw. You look nice.
- Thank you.
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- Very Phantom Thread.
- Oh, thanks.
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- Never seen it.
- No, me neither.
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- Billie.
- Yeah.
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- Hi. Look at me. Hi.
- Hi.
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Relax. It's gonna be perfect.
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Also, lucky for you, I am the
ultimate dinner party guest.
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- You are?
- Yeah, I'm cultured,
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I'm great at chitchat.
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I have that awesome story
about how Jane Fonda
punched me in the tit
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at the climate march.
It's gonna be great, Bills.
It's gonna be great.
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- Paul Baker.
- Has anyone seen
the cocktail shaker?
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Okay, be honest.
Did I die? Am I in hell?
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What? You asked for
a bartender, you're gonna
get a bartender, okay?
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Someone is blacking out
tonight. [chuckles] Me.
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Just tell me
they're not assless.
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They're not assless.
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Oh, my God, he's here.
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Um... Waft.
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- Waft, Samir!
- I'm...
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If you don't know
the word "waft," just say so.
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I was trying things.
Here, here, here, here. Okay.
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- Hi, baby. Hi.
- Hi. Hey.
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Oh. Mmm.
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Oh, my God.
Um, come in.
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- I want you to meet everyone.
- Yeah.
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- This is Anton.
- Hi, I'm Anton.
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- And Issa.
- Hi.
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- This is Paul Baker.
- What's up, man?
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- And you know Samir.
- Yeah.
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Sir.
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Okay, well, don't salute him.
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Um, but I'm so excited
you're here.
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- I have a whole chicken
in the oven...
- Mmm!
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...which is very me.
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- Very us.
- So us.
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- Totally us.
- Mm-hmm.
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But come, uh, get a drink.
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- Uh, Samir, coat?
- Yes, I could take that.
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Yeah. Nice to meet you guys.
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Yes.
Oh. I'm so excited.
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Oh.
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- You want to take it?
- Yeah.
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Thanks, Samir.
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- Oh, wow.
Wow, this is incredible. Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Oh. Cool. Cool.
- Yeah.
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Oh, man.
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How many leaves does it have?
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- How many leaves?
- Yeah.
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I've never counted.
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Uh, it's probably the same as
always, isn't it? Or different.
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Yeah, I...
I mean, anyone's guess.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Samir, look at you.
Oh, my God, wow.
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You did it.
I'm so proud of you.
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I'm trying.
Uh, thank you.
That's very nice of you.
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Can I be honest with you
about something?
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Yeah.
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I'm on a very large,
introductory dose of ketamine.
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Okay.
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It's fine. It's fine. They call
it a...
A pony dose.
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'Cause if you gave it
to a pony, it would also
be high on ketamine.
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- Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
- Mmm.
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And just, sorry, why?
Why are you on that?
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It's just helping me move
through some stuff
right now, you know?
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- With the divorce
and everything.
- Mm-hmm.
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Let's not tell anyone.
Just keep it between us ducks.
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- Us ducks?
- Yeah.
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- Promise?
- Yeah, I promise.
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Okay.
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It's really good to see you.
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He's on ketamine.
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- Who?
- He...
He's tripping his balls off.
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- Oh, my God,
Mr. Teacher?
- Yeah.
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You know what?
Good for him.
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What? No. Not good.
Not good for him.
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The... Anton,
this whole thing is for him.
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This whole night.
Billie planned everything--
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Samir, he's in his forties,
okay? I'm sure he knows
what he's doing.
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She's gonna freak out.
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Yeah, if you tell her.
Just leave it, okay? Please.
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- I can't just leave it.
What do--
- Hold, hold.
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The-The cap. The cap.
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- What?
- The cap.
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It's just a little spillage.
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Okay, waft.
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- Anton, waft.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- No, Anton.
It's like... like this.
- Oh, my God,
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does nobody know
the word "waft"?
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- Okay. We need to get
those drinks out.
- Ah! Waft!
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Oh, yeah. Going.
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I thought you said
they weren't assless.
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Oh, he changed. He changed.
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Are you like actually
okay with it though?
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Paul Baker, there is nothing
wrong with bringing a plus one.
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Also, if Jules is important
to you, she's important to me.
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Oh, my God, I don't know.
I was... I was concerned
you'd be, like...
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I don't know, feel weird
about it or something?
I don't know.
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- What? Paul Baker...
- I know. I know, I know.
Just...
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I've never done, like,
old friends meeting
new friends, and I just...
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- but of course
you're okay with that.
- Duh.
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- I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
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- Pardon my reach.
- Oh. Thank you.
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Huh.
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Share, 'cause you got more.
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- Anyway,
Jules is gonna love me.
- She is.
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I just hope she's not
intimidated seeing me
in my element.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Ready?
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
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- Watch this.
- Okay.
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X year, Barclays Center,
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I'm tits out next to Jane Fonda
in a way she does not like.
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So, I've been
going to these protests
for a very long time,
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and I can tell there's
a new alpha in charge,
and Jane can tell too.
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- How's it going?
- Hmm?
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Oh. Bad. I signed up
for this job,
sort of outfit first.
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Hmm.
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Do you muddle olives?
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I walk up, she starts
throwing punches at me,
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and I'm like,
"Hey, whoa."
Dodging, dodging,
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and before I know it, boom!
Down she goes.
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Old bitch.
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I know.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my...
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Oh, my God.
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You're the... You're just the
strangest little Mexican boy
I've ever seen.
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Wait, what?
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- Oh, that's Jules.
- Oh, yay.
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- You made it!
- I did!
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- Oh, my God.
- I'm so sorry I'm late.
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- No.
- Like, a reunion thing
ran late,
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- and everyone wanted
a picture with me.
- Oh, this is fun.
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- That's for you.
- That's Jules?
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- Oh, my God.
Foxy J in our house.
- Mm-hmm. In the house.
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It's Julia Fox.
What?
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Hi, uh... Um, hi.
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You guys know Jules?
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Okay, Samir, service.
Anton, wine.
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Uh, Paul Baker, come
and help me reach tall things.
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- This dinner is live,
people. Go.
- Julia, come with me.
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When I read your memoir,
I was like, wait,
this is literally me.
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- Every page.
- Oh, my God! You read my book?
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- Of course, my love.
- I love you.
I love you.
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Okay, so, wait.
I think we are
very similar.
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- Julia Fox is on
my parents' couch.
- I know.
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Julia Fox is on my parents'
couch. The Uncut Gems girl's
on my parents' couch.
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- I know.
- She knows Sandler.
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I know, Samir, but we're fine.
This is why we prepped.
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And then I was just like,
"You know what?
You're not a socialist,
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and this isn't even
your private jet!"
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That is so funny, babe.
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- Do you need help?
- No, no, you're good, girl.
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You keep eating.
Is the chicken in there?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, nice.
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Looks so yum.
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- You okay, Iss?
- Totally.
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I mean, did Paul Baker bring
the A-plus-plus-plus version
of me
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to this party? Sure.
And did I always dream
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that we would meet getting
arrested together
at Art Basel? Totally.
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But you know, now here she is
on my night, being interesting
all over the sofa.
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- Oh, Iss.
- Yeah.
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We had to land, um, in Athens.
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- You landed early?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, shit.
- What?
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Huh? Oh, nothing.
He's... We're good.
Come on. Don't do this
to me, Samir, okay? I'm trying
to conquer a chicken.
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Come on. Don't do this
to me, Samir, okay? I'm trying
to conquer a chicken.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just-Just one second.
It's good.
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Hey, Jules,
crab dip is dairy free!
I got you, girl.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, we're all good, Samir.
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That's the whole point.
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Okay, right. Yeah.
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Oh.
The old yearbook.
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She really came into herself
after the Mets' braces, huh?
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So funny.
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I have to end it with her.
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- What?
- Oh, fuck.
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- Hold on.
- What the fuck am I doing?
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Oh, man, what the fuck
am I doing? This girl
was a child.
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- No.
- I'm dating a child.
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No, no, no, no, no,
you can't... You can't
think like that.
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Everyone...
Everyone was a child.
Just breathe, okay?
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You can't do this.
You just gotta breathe.
You're not thinking clearly.
229
00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:47,580
No, no, this is the most clear
a person could or could not be.
230
00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:50,284
Please, please
don't do this tonight.
You make her happy.
231
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,419
You make her so happy.
And she told me that.
232
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,421
She told me
that you make her happy.
233
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:58,024
And she make me chicken.
234
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:00,660
What?
235
00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,483
Okay. Um...
236
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,319
- Hey. Hey, Bills?
- Hey.
237
00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:30,756
Hey, just real quick, I, uh...
I don't think you should
be dating this guy.
238
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:33,426
I think he's a sick man.
I think he's sick in the head.
239
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,628
Samir, what?
240
00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:37,431
I just think he's
fucking unhinged. I think...
241
00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:38,964
Okay, where is this
coming from?
242
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,969
Well, Julia Fox
ate all the crab dip.
243
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:45,206
Did you... change?
244
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:49,209
What? No.
I've been wearing this.
245
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,412
I fixed my hair.
246
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:56,249
I just... Bills, I really...
I don't think you should
be with this guy. In fact...
247
00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,219
Hey, I think you should
break up with him.
248
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,754
Oh, my... Oh, oh... Oh, my God.
249
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,557
Oh, my God, Samir,
is this bringing up feelings?
250
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:05,959
What feelings?
251
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,595
From 10th grade when you
asked me out, but I said no
252
00:12:08,596 --> 00:12:10,463
because I was secretly
hooking up with Tyler Parcell.
253
00:12:10,464 --> 00:12:12,598
This doesn't have anything
to do with Tyler Parcell.
254
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,134
Or his Porsche?
255
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,003
His dad's Porsche? It doesn't
have anything to do with that.
256
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,305
I worry that you're doing
that thing
257
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,975
where you put all your eggs
in one basket, in the cart
before the horse. Yeah.
258
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,376
Oh, my God.
259
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,347
I'm doing it.
260
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,784
Yeah. Yeah, it looks great.
261
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:40,626
We all hang out
in Lorne's office. It's so fun.
262
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:43,495
No one actually watches
the show, but there are
a lot of celebrities there.
263
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,831
Like who?
264
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,366
You guys should just
come with me next Saturday.
265
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,933
- To SNL?
- Yes.
266
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,470
Oh, my God, I mean me
and Bowen, we're doing bits?
267
00:12:50,471 --> 00:12:52,072
- I think we have to.
- I think he's single.
268
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:53,340
- Hey. Can I talk to you?
- What?
269
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,508
Yeah, I met Emma Stone
last week.
270
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,977
I loved Easy A.
271
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,011
Whoa, hey, what?
272
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,614
Why would you bring a plus one?
I am your girlfriend.
I am your plus one.
273
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,816
But I asked you,
like, 50 times.
274
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,253
How do you even know her?
You barely have a cell phone.
275
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,787
No. It's Jules. We volunteer
together for Meals on Wheels.
She's Meals, I'm Wheels.
276
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:13,759
Oh, wow. So, now you have your
own sick little pet names
for each other.
277
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,762
- Oh, my God.
- That's amazing, Paul Baker.
278
00:13:15,763 --> 00:13:17,463
Iss, come on.
You were gonna do this
no matter who I brought.
279
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,565
- That is not true.
- Yes--
280
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:24,571
You brought Julia Fox.
God. Do you ever go
on the fucking Internet?
281
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:27,140
- Wait, have you been to jail?
- Not, like, real jail.
282
00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:29,276
Just, like, a holding cell.
283
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,619
- Oh.
- Whoa.
284
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:40,987
O-Okay.
285
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,627
♪♪ Sunny ♪
286
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:51,698
♪♪ Yesterday my life
was filled with rain ♪
287
00:13:51,699 --> 00:13:53,134
Whoo!
288
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,202
♪♪ Sunny ♪
289
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,704
Oh, my God.
290
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,409
Hi, baby.
291
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:05,045
I like it when
you call me baby.
292
00:14:05,446 --> 00:14:06,946
Infant.
293
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,280
Mmm?
294
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,518
I wish I had no knowledge.
295
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:16,023
♪♪ Thank you
For the love you
brought my way ♪
296
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:22,628
♪♪ Sunny one so true,
I love you ♪
297
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,233
♪♪ Sunny... ♪
298
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,235
I have to tell you something.
299
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,538
And I have to make the slaw.
300
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,074
No, I do. I really have
to tell you something.
301
00:14:35,643 --> 00:14:39,446
♪♪ Thank you
For the facts from A to Z ♪
302
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,480
- Whoo!
- Top me off, baby.
303
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,682
I will, babe.
304
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,984
Hey. I've read half your book.
305
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,752
Fuck yeah, you did.
306
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,056
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
307
00:14:49,557 --> 00:14:51,891
- Come on, dance with me.
- No, thanks.
308
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:55,295
♪♪ ...I love you ♪
309
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,504
- Wow, Bills.
- Oh, my God. Unbelievable.
310
00:15:04,505 --> 00:15:05,671
Oh, my God.
311
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,307
- Wow.
- Wow.
312
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:14,747
If I may,
I'd like to make a toast.
Oh, my God. Please.
313
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,549
Oh, my God. Please.
314
00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:19,685
To Paul Baker. Thank you
for inviting me here tonight.
315
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,254
Of course.
316
00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:24,191
And I'd like to recite a line
from my favorite poem.
317
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,193
Oh, wow.
318
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:31,998
"Live thy life, young and old,
like yon oak, bright in spring,
living gold."
319
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,400
To all of you.
320
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,169
- Aw.
- Cheers.
321
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,603
Oh, wait, um, I actually
have a toast as well.
322
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:42,575
Uh, it's a poem
that I wrote myself, uh,
and it's called,
323
00:15:42,576 --> 00:15:45,678
- "Bleached Eyebrows
Aren't a Personality."
- Okay.
324
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:48,048
It goes "poor, poor girl
bleached her eyebrows
at home..."
325
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,582
Okay, toasting's done.
Toasting's done.
326
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:51,450
Well, actually I'd like
to say something to Billie.
327
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,455
- Aw.
- No, no. Sorry, nope.
Toasting's over.
328
00:15:54,588 --> 00:15:56,522
Sorry, we're all
very hungry, right?
329
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,691
- Samir.
- Yeah,
she said toasting's over.
330
00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:01,393
- Too many toasts is tacky
at this point.
- We can do one more.
331
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,696
Yeah? Then can I just toast you
in the kitchen? Real quick?
332
00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:06,199
- What?
- Paul Baker,
can I toast you upstairs?
333
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,069
No, no, no, no more toasts.
No more toasts.
334
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:11,238
We have a celebrity here. Okay?
Let's make her proud.
335
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:14,373
Babe, do you want
to do the honors?
336
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:17,776
Mmm. Oh, yeah.
Wow, yes, thank you.
Great. Wow.
337
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:21,047
Huh? What a thing of beauty.
338
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:24,117
- It really looks great, Bills.
- It does.
339
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,287
Okay, here we go.
340
00:16:29,924 --> 00:16:31,324
Oh, my God.
341
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,395
Mmm. Oh, yeah.
342
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,564
Oh, my...
343
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:40,300
Did-Did she forget
to thaw that out?
344
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:41,969
You have to thaw it?
345
00:16:42,536 --> 00:16:45,738
- Wow, gorgeous.
- Oh.
Nice bit of skin for you, sir.
346
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:48,041
Nice bit of skin for you, sir.
347
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,478
She's a toughie bird.
348
00:16:51,479 --> 00:16:53,746
- How hungry are you, Julia?
- Not at all.
I'm actually vegan.
349
00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:56,415
- That's a nice piece.
- Oh. Oh.
350
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,187
For our beautiful chef.
351
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,391
Bit of skin.
352
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,261
Wait, wait, wait. Wait,
everyone. Wait. Listen.
353
00:17:08,662 --> 00:17:10,030
Au jus first.
354
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,599
No.
355
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,370
And for you, my hallucination.
356
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,512
All right, everyone. Tuck in.
357
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,582
Mmm.
I'll just try a little bit.
358
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,988
Oh, my God.
359
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:37,289
Oh, my...
360
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:40,060
The sides are usually
the best part, but not tonight.
361
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,630
- Oh, my God.
- Oh.
362
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,465
That's delicious.
363
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,237
He... He's on ketamine.
364
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,440
Pony dose.
365
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,379
I...
366
00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:02,648
Tonight was supposed to be...
367
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:07,854
- I guess no one
says grace anymore!
- Oh, my God.
368
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:12,192
Whoa!
369
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,061
Do you guys have a bathroom?
370
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:22,068
Just unlock the door, okay?
I can drive you home.
371
00:18:22,069 --> 00:18:25,138
No! I'm the sick housemate!
372
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,140
Why wouldn't you tell me
he was on ketamine?
373
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,909
I'd said...
I said that he's unhinged.
374
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:32,246
I am the Chandler of the group.
I'm funny!
375
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,814
You know what, I don't care.
I'm going in.
376
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,149
- No, no, Samir, stop. Samir.
- Yeah, yeah. Yes. Yes.
377
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:40,052
Hey, dickhead, you can't treat
my friend like that. All right?
You're in my house.
378
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:43,389
Samir! You live
in your childhood home.
379
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:46,592
You sleep in your childhood bed
ensconced in the same walls
380
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,729
where you first discovered
your penis.
381
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:54,601
You're not a man
of the house, Samir.
You are Eloise.
382
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:57,204
You fuck...
383
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,606
- Bro, get the fuck
out of my house, man.
- Samir, Samir. Stop.
384
00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:01,909
- He's clearly going
through something.
- Yeah, clearly he's going...
385
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:04,610
- Why are you making excuses
for this guy?
- I'm not making excuses.
386
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,446
You're being crazy.
387
00:19:06,447 --> 00:19:08,114
- I'm being crazy?
I'm being crazy?
- Yeah, you're being crazy.
388
00:19:08,115 --> 00:19:10,083
- He's...
He's breaking up with you.
- Yeah.
389
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,353
What?
390
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:16,590
He told me
he-he's breaking up with you.
He told me.
391
00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:21,228
Is that true?
392
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:29,302
Billie, I think you might be
my rock bottom.
393
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,375
Hey.
394
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:38,211
- No, no, no, hey, hey, hey.
- What the fuck?
395
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,916
He's a fucking
40-year-old loser.
396
00:19:42,283 --> 00:19:43,784
He's 42.
397
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,821
I can give him the weird milk.
398
00:19:48,589 --> 00:19:50,590
We gotta get this guy
the fuck out of here.
399
00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:55,495
Is that his phone?
400
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:02,135
- Which room?
- He's in the shower.
401
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,771
Jesus Christ.
402
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,272
Okay.
403
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,908
- Medic?
- Ex-wife.
404
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,845
She didn't take her shoes off.
405
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,314
We're past shoes off.
406
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:16,383
Hey.
407
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,385
Hillary, are you...
408
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:22,589
Yeah, I'm here now, apparently.
409
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,293
Jesus Christ.
410
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,261
I'm not doing very good.
411
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,830
- Oh, you're damp.
- Yeah.
412
00:20:30,831 --> 00:20:33,067
- Get your stuff.
Let's go.
- Let's go.
413
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,601
Yeah, yeah.
414
00:20:36,136 --> 00:20:38,104
Do you want to come with us
to the hospital?
415
00:20:38,105 --> 00:20:41,241
Oh, no. We broke up.
416
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:43,376
So did we.
417
00:20:44,144 --> 00:20:46,580
You must hate me
right now.
418
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,251
Did he call you
his rock bottom?
419
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,222
Maybe he's yours too.
420
00:20:56,657 --> 00:21:01,727
- Okay, time to go.
Say bye to Billie.
- Goodbye, Billie.
421
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,730
Billie, say bye to Andrew.
422
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:05,799
Bye.
423
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,434
Okay.
424
00:21:09,303 --> 00:21:10,704
Easy does it.
425
00:21:11,004 --> 00:21:13,240
- Can we stop
for Taco Bell?
- No.
426
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:18,745
The whole fucking time
I'm trying to remember
this guy's name. Andrew.
427
00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:30,089
I-I'm-I'm sorry, Julia.
This night has been so...
428
00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:33,127
I feel like
I've been my worst self
around you.
429
00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:35,094
You know, listen,
I don't know you,
430
00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:36,730
- I don't know your name...
- It's Issa.
431
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:40,400
...but as Paul's friend,
you're better than this.
432
00:21:41,235 --> 00:21:43,236
Go wash your face.
433
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,007
I would love to do this.
434
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,443
- No. I'm not
coming back out here.
- Yeah.
435
00:21:50,544 --> 00:21:52,679
I learn from my mistakes
and you should too.
436
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:55,715
But I can follow you back
on Instagram. What's your
name again?
Do you wanna just put it in?
437
00:21:55,716 --> 00:21:57,316
Do you wanna just put it in?
438
00:21:57,317 --> 00:22:00,053
- Oh, your ride's, it's in--
- Oh, shit. My car's here.
439
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:03,323
It was really nice to meet you,
Tina, and I hope you get
well soon, okay?
440
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,325
Just hang in there.
441
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,329
- Bye.
- B-Bye.
442
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,699
Fuck Mr. Teacher.
443
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:16,270
- Fuck Mr. Teacher.
- Eloise.
444
00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:20,307
I'm fucking...
I'm Mr. Salomone, bitch.
445
00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:23,978
- He manages the plaza.
- Ah.
446
00:22:24,244 --> 00:22:26,713
I should have said that.
It would have been so good.
447
00:22:27,214 --> 00:22:28,549
I thought Issa was on dishes?
448
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,883
Yeah, "was" being
the key word there.
449
00:22:30,884 --> 00:22:32,219
Well, I got you.
450
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:35,988
- So who else do you know?
- I was just thinking
about that.
451
00:22:35,989 --> 00:22:38,492
There's this woman Scarlett
at my gym that I'm
pretty close with.
452
00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,626
I know she's an actress, so...
453
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,096
Jesus Christ.
454
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,697
Oh, and Kenny.
I play chess with Kenny.
455
00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,231
No,
I think that's just Kenny.
456
00:22:45,232 --> 00:22:47,934
- Oh, hey, Bills.
- How are you, my love?
457
00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:50,303
I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.
458
00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:02,515
♪♪ Yesterday my life
was filled with rain ♪
459
00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:04,618
♪♪ Sunny ♪
460
00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:10,190
♪♪ You smiled at me
And really eased the pain ♪
461
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:14,894
♪♪ The dark days are gone
And the bright days are here ♪
462
00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:18,866
♪♪ My sunny one
shines so sincere ♪
463
00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:26,406
♪♪ Sunny one so true,
I love you ♪
464
00:23:27,107 --> 00:23:28,375
♪♪ Sunny ♪
465
00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:34,780
♪♪ Thank you for the truth
you let me see ♪
466
00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:36,349
♪♪ Sunny... ♪
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