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You’re flossing to me?
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Are you flossing to me?
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I’m the only one here.
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Ah.
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Okay. Guys, no.
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House rules!
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- What are we doing?
- It’s a tradition, you’ll see.
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Upstairs now! Let’s go!
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Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
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÷| Never around
the same about ÷|
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÷| She’s got it all ÷|
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Strong board this year, guys.
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- Yeah.
- Awesome.
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- Okay, we mix it.
- Okay.
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Homeowner goes first.
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- Paul Baker.
- Yeah.
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- Your first rule.
- Can’t believe I have
to say this, but...
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No fucking on the couch.
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Yes, but no.
Okay, thematically similar.
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- Stop leaving condoms
in the toilet.
- Copy that.
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- And the shower.
- That’s on me.
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- And in the sink that one time.
- My bad, big bro.
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See, I told you we have
to stop using protection.
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- No.
- What?
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- So ruled?
- So ruled.
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So ruled.
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And then you drink from
the Springsteen on Broadway mug,
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which is the most sacred
drinking vessel
in the house. Drink up.
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- Go! Go! Go! Whoo!
- Oh. It’s bad, bad.
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Okay, who’s next?
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- Issa. Issa.
- Me?
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Lots of options here. Um...
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Opening it up
to the floor under Article 3-6.
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Oh, I know. She’s got
to stop saying the F slur.
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- I’m allowed to say that.
- No, I grandfathered her in.
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- It’s fine.
- She has to admit
her parents are rich.
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- They’re upper middle class.
It’s not--
- I cannot have this fight again.
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Then, she has to let us
track her.
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Oh. Yeah, guys, please. I keep
losing her in multi-floor Zaras.
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Okay, totally.
You guys can track me right now.
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I just have...
Wait, where is my phone?
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Okay, so we will
track her with an AirTag.
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- Wait, what?
- So ruled?
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So ruled.
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- Bruce her.
- Attagirl.
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Drink up.
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- Anton.
- Yes. Okay, yes.
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You have to break
your dry spell.
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- Fuck off.
- Because you’re getting
kind of snippy.
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Fuck off, girl.
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And also your standards are
impossibly high.
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Okay, smart, kind, so gay that
it turns a corner
and becomes straight again.
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- What is the problem with that?
- Anton...
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- So ruled?
- So ruled.
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Fine. I’m horny.
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- Paul Baker!
- Okay, Samir--
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I know, I know.
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We don’t have to do
the whole thing for me,
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-’cause I already know
I gotta...
- Get a job!
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I gotta get a job, yeah.
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- Billie.
- Yes.
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You must stop visiting
your old high school.
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Give me the gavel.
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- No.
- No. No more check-ins.
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- No more knock, knocks.
- I mean, what even is
a "knock, knock"?
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Knock, knock.
Just in the area. Hi.
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- It’s strange, love.
- Thank you.
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If I stop going,
they’ll think I’ve died.
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- That’s okay. Okay, so ruled?
- So ruled.
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Starting now.
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You got this, Bills.
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- No more knock, knocks.
- No more--
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Knock, knock.
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Hey, Billie Schaeffer.
How the hell are you?
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Yeah, good.
Just in the neighborhood,
thought I’d, uh, swing by.
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- Yeah, please, come on in.
- Oh, my God. I’d be honored.
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Hey, guys, this is...
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Hey, Kelsey.
Headphones.
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Guys, this is Billie.
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Billie is, no joke,
one of Garfield’s best
and brightest alumni.
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We had these desks.
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In fact, actually,
Billie here was
editor in chief of the paper for
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- three years, was it? Yeah, wow.
- Three years, yeah.
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Three years.
God, best years of my life.
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So, she pretty much
taught me how to do my job.
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- Oh, my God. Stop.
- How’ve you been?
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- How’s-how’s, uh,
the big, bad world?
- Everything is great. Um...
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Everything is going
according to plan.
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- So...
- Great. Good for you.
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I mean,
I was gonna head out, but...
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I mean, if you guys have
any questions, I mean...
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No, not if you’re
on your way out.
You go. We’re fine.
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I mean, I have a minute.
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- Okay.
- I have a minute. Yeah.
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Okay, okay. Yeah, that’d
be great. We would love it.
We’ll take it. Guys.
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Hit me with your best shot.
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We’re on a deadline.
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Ooh. Kelsey,
that’s a little rude, okay?
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So we’re gonna call that
strike one for the day,
all right?
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Yeah, Josh.
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Hi. Josh Rapaport.
Do you have any tips
for interviewing people?
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Do I have tips? Yeah.
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Yeah, I have tips.
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So, sophomore year,
I taught myself shorthand.
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- That’s right.
- Google
"Hot to Jot" Cheryl Koenig.
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Game changer.
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Yes, over here. Question?
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Um, didn’t you stop by
my Spanish class last week?
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Yeah. Yeah,
you were there last week.
I remember seeing you.
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No, I don’t think I did.
Did I? I don’t know.
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Yeah, you asked if we were
up to vosotros .
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Don’t think that that was me.
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Do we have
any other questions? Yes.
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Yeah, why do you care
if we’re up t vosotros
?
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No, you know what? Why don’t
we keep it on track, shall we?
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Avery is right.
She’s here a lot. It’s weird.
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- Okay, so that feels like
strike two.
- Why?
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How is Rachel Sheffield
always on a fucking cruise?
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I got an interview.
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- What?
- I got an interview at,
like, a...
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- at a company.
- No, I can’t hear you.
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I have an interview
at a company.
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Like a fintech company.
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Wait, what?
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That’s amazing.
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I know. Picture me, fintech.
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- Can you see it? I’m at a desk.
- Mm-hmm.
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Bunch of staplers,
little ones, big ones.
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- Staple remover as well.
-’Course.
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I’m sitting there,
"Hi, I’m Samir.
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I work at fintech."
My voice is different.
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It’s "in fintech."
But yes, I fully pictured it.
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- Wow. [stammers] It’s great.
- Okay.
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This is crazy.
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I just gotta look up
what the "fin" means.
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Mm-hmm. Look that up.
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So now it’s between Abby P
and Abby F
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for the lead
of Popcorn Forest the Musical.
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But it’s just, like, Abby F’s
parents are in a commune.
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- She isn’t well.
- And done.
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- You are officially airtagged.
- I love it.
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- Wait. It’s actually so chic.
- Should we take it
for a test-drive?
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- Yeah.
- Go to Sephora.
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- Somewhere scary.
- Oh, my God.
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- I love how you’re speaking.
- Uh-huh.
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That sounds so fun.
I love it.
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- What? Do we know him?
- Oh, my God. Look.
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No, but that’s, like,
literally Anton’s type.
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Well, he’s with a girl though.
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Well, I started to,
like, notice people again.
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And it’s the first time
since Michael that I feel
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- like I’m ready
to get back out there.
- Michael. He’s gay.
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He’s gay.
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And this is why I’m like,
"Everyone should be in therapy."
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I know.
Wait, are you still...
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What does he say?
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I can’t. Tomorrow,
I’m doing that park cleanup.
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- All right.
- Yeah, you know.
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- Hey, you want to walk with me?
- Yeah.
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Oh, shit, they’re leaving.
Wait, what do we do?
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No, babe, don’t...
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Don’t. Don’t! Don’t!
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- No, you did not.
- I had to.
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- You did not have to.
- I really did.
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We are in a post-de Blasio,
pre- Avatar III moment.
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We have to live.
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- What does that
have to do with this?
- No, look at me.
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We have to live.
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That’s, like, a hundred bucks.
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Okay, the mailbox
is so full, you guys.
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We actually have to think about
opening that soon.
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- He’s here!
- Welcome. We’ve been waiting.
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- Whatever it is, no.
I have work.
- No, no, no, so do we.
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We have been working to break
your dry spell, actually.
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Allow me to explain.
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Okay, see me at
a coffee shop outside.
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I’m wearing this gorgeous
burgundy camisole,
and my nipples look great.
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You took the AirTag
that we all chipped in on
for your house rule,
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and you put it on a random guy
that you profiled as gay.
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- Or bi.
- No, he was definitely gay.
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- But yes.
- Okay. I have to work.
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No, no, Anton,
please sit down. Please.
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We’ve been working on this
all morning. Just five minutes.
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Thank you. So, now...
Anton, full commit sit.
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Okay, look at me.
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Now look at Paul Baker.
Now tell him he’s cute.
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- You’re cute.
- Okay.
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Look at that dot.
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We saw that dot.
We heard that dot’s voice.
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We saw that dot’s bicep
ripple in the sun
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as he drank his dirty, little,
slutty, little chai.
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So slutty.
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I am telling you,
with full confidence,
this dot could be
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more than just your
first fuck in eight months.
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This dot could be
the love of your life.
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The love of your life.
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- I’ve always wanted to read her.
- Take it. For real, take it.
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You’ll love Elena Ferrante.
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- You don’t have to walk me out.
- Please.
It’s the least I can do.
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- Hey, sorry about the kids.
- Yeah.
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- They’re real shits this year.
- They really are.
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Well, come back next year.
All the COVIDy ones
are graduating, so...
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No, thanks. But this is kind of
my farewell tour.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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And not in the Elton way,
where I keep coming back.
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But in like a Bowie way,
where I die at the end.
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Oh. Oh, oh. Who do we have here?
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The myth, the legend.
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Billie? You okay, Billie?
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Billie, you okay?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, gosh. What can I...
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- Would you like some water
or something?
- No.
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- I’ll take it down.
- No, don’t take it down.
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Okay, I’ll leave it there. Um...
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Do you... [sighs] Do you want
some gossip? Teacher gossip?
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Madame Daubreu’s been
embezzling from the French Club.
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But then how will
they go to Quebec?
218
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Um...
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Do you want to help me
grade some essays?
220
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Yeah, I think I’d like that.
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Great.
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Ooh. Dot’s leaving The Whitney.
223
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And you know
he was there for the art too.
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Like, that was way too long
for just a status tote.
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Oh, my God.
226
00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:03,673
Wow, Dot’s flying down
9th Avenue.
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- Wow, Dot’s in incredible shape.
- Anton.
228
00:10:06,012 --> 00:10:09,083
Okay, can you guys do this
in truly any other part
of the house?
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I have to go off mute
in a second and say, "Uh-huh,"
or else I’ll get an email.
230
00:10:12,224 --> 00:10:15,764
Yeah, I’m gonna go prep
for my interview upstairs.
It’s the one for fintech.
231
00:10:15,765 --> 00:10:19,838
"Fin" stands for "financial,"
just so we’re all aware.
232
00:10:19,839 --> 00:10:22,243
- Totally.
- See?
233
00:10:22,244 --> 00:10:26,886
Some people have actual work,
instead of wasting the day
stalking a gay stranger.
234
00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:29,224
- Dot’s at Cafe Corinne!
- Is that good or bad?
235
00:10:29,225 --> 00:10:31,361
That’s amazing. That’s, like,
Anton’s favorite restaurant.
236
00:10:31,362 --> 00:10:34,300
It’s, like, dim lighting,
long communal sinks,
amazing soap.
237
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,204
Good luck, Dot.
238
00:10:36,205 --> 00:10:38,275
You’re gonna have to wait
in line for, like, an hour.
239
00:10:39,311 --> 00:10:42,216
- Oh, my God.
Dot’s getting in.
- He must have a connection.
240
00:10:42,217 --> 00:10:45,189
...to Anton. Anton?
241
00:10:45,190 --> 00:10:47,126
Uh-huh.
242
00:10:47,127 --> 00:10:48,061
Great. And we’ll get that...
243
00:10:48,062 --> 00:10:49,899
Who is this perfect man?
244
00:10:52,337 --> 00:10:55,911
Yeah, so obviously it’s
a new space for me, fintech.
245
00:10:55,912 --> 00:11:00,119
But I am a quick learner
and I’ve been brushing up
on Python since college.
246
00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,456
Okay, very nice.
247
00:11:02,457 --> 00:11:04,227
So, yeah, it’ll be a jump,
248
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:07,466
but, like, Harrison Ford started
as a carpenter, right?
249
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,037
Yeah.
250
00:11:09,038 --> 00:11:11,041
That’s good.
251
00:11:11,042 --> 00:11:13,312
Well, look, Samir, we’re
building this team out fast,
252
00:11:13,313 --> 00:11:15,316
and I think I speak
for all of us
253
00:11:15,317 --> 00:11:17,788
when I say we love you
in the role as a PM.
254
00:11:18,189 --> 00:11:20,326
- Oh.
- So, uh, yeah, let’s do it.
255
00:11:20,327 --> 00:11:22,764
- Wha... Yeah?
- Yes.
256
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,135
Like, that... that’s it?
257
00:11:25,136 --> 00:11:27,874
That’s it.
You got the job, Samir.
258
00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:29,511
- Good job.
- Wow.
259
00:11:29,512 --> 00:11:31,181
Yeah, that’s great. Well...
No, that’s great.
260
00:11:31,182 --> 00:11:34,253
- Wow, wow.
- Oh, come on. That’s it?
261
00:11:34,254 --> 00:11:35,422
Thank you, guys.
262
00:11:35,423 --> 00:11:37,126
We just said you got the job.
263
00:11:37,127 --> 00:11:38,428
- You can celebrate.
- Come on.
264
00:11:38,429 --> 00:11:40,767
The interview is over.
265
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,403
- Loosen up.
The job is yours.
- Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
266
00:11:42,404 --> 00:11:44,975
- I mean, yeah.
- Come on. It’s exciting.
267
00:11:44,976 --> 00:11:47,113
Celebrate a little. Ow!
- Oh, man.
268
00:11:47,114 --> 00:11:50,019
Yeah, there we go. Good job.
269
00:11:50,020 --> 00:11:52,992
- Ey.
- Uh-oh. Watch out.
270
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,999
Ey. This guy.
271
00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,139
Ah!
272
00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:08,455
Okay. Think I might
have you guys on mute.
273
00:12:10,861 --> 00:12:13,465
So how does it work, uh,
with vacation days?
274
00:12:16,338 --> 00:12:18,309
Okay, wait, I think this is AI.
275
00:12:18,978 --> 00:12:21,949
Yes. I mean,
they’re all AI, but just...
276
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,154
How good is the AI
that I’m grading?
277
00:12:27,828 --> 00:12:32,538
So, any chance you wanna tell me
what’s going on with you?
278
00:12:35,143 --> 00:12:39,050
I just lost my job, so...
279
00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:40,252
Fuck, Billie, I’m sorry.
280
00:12:41,923 --> 00:12:43,926
I did have a hunch.
281
00:12:43,927 --> 00:12:46,231
Well, you know,
what with all the...
the knock, knocks.
282
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:52,443
That’s... I know, I...
I mean, I’ve been trying,
you know?
283
00:12:52,444 --> 00:12:56,819
Pretending like
it doesn’t bother me
and trying to lean into it
284
00:12:56,820 --> 00:13:01,027
and telling myself that it’s,
like, this great opportunity
to rebrand but...
285
00:13:01,028 --> 00:13:03,365
It’s not, you know?
286
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:07,473
Like, I’m 24, I’m unemployed,
I’m about to be
priced out of blonde,
287
00:13:07,474 --> 00:13:11,247
and now, on top of that,
I’m in 15 grand of medical debt
288
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:12,984
because of some hospital bill.
289
00:13:12,985 --> 00:13:15,089
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
290
00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:16,859
And it’s like, I don’t know,
maybe that’s just what happens.
291
00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:18,462
Maybe that’s what life is.
292
00:13:18,463 --> 00:13:21,267
You go from being
all gold stars and potential
293
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:24,074
to just some bitch
who peaked in high school.
294
00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:28,950
Look, hey, I’ve seen "peaked
in high school," all right?
295
00:13:28,951 --> 00:13:30,352
Max Rapaport.
296
00:13:30,353 --> 00:13:32,557
- He’s so bald now.
- I know.
297
00:13:34,863 --> 00:13:35,964
I’m not worrying about you.
298
00:13:36,599 --> 00:13:38,870
Whatever you’re going through,
you will get through.
299
00:13:39,237 --> 00:13:40,272
You will.
300
00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:43,178
Yeah, I hope so.
301
00:13:43,179 --> 00:13:45,048
You will.
302
00:13:45,049 --> 00:13:47,120
You just have to, you know,
take it one step at a time.
303
00:13:47,589 --> 00:13:49,457
Okay, like, for example,
what did the hospital say
304
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:51,128
when you called them
about the bill?
305
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:56,338
- You can call them?
- Oh.
306
00:13:56,807 --> 00:13:59,210
- I feel like
Dot’s an uncle.
- Mmm!
307
00:13:59,211 --> 00:14:01,549
But, like, he’s not annoying
about it. He just, like,
loves his nephews.
308
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:04,087
- Yeah.
- And I feel like Dot has,
like, a toolbox,
309
00:14:04,088 --> 00:14:07,493
but all the tools are actually,
like, clicked in their place.
310
00:14:07,494 --> 00:14:09,898
Oh. 100%. Yeah.
311
00:14:09,899 --> 00:14:13,606
Okay, question for the group.
Do we think Dot has
a dick or a cock?
312
00:14:13,607 --> 00:14:15,977
Oh. Interesting.
313
00:14:15,978 --> 00:14:17,981
’Cause some guys have dicks,
and then some guys have,
like, cocks.
314
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,985
I feel like Dot has a schlong.
315
00:14:19,986 --> 00:14:22,456
- You know?
Like, it’s, like, heavy.
- Yeah. Yeah.
316
00:14:22,457 --> 00:14:24,929
- I feel like... Mindwipe?
- Yeah.
317
00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:28,135
I feel like it’s been hard to
break my dry spell or whatever
318
00:14:28,136 --> 00:14:30,472
- because I, like,
hate a random hookup.
- Mm-hmm.
319
00:14:30,473 --> 00:14:34,080
But obviously if it’s not
random, then it feels like
it means something,
320
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:37,386
and then if it, like,
means something,
then I could get Jacob again.
321
00:14:37,387 --> 00:14:40,392
Anton’s ex. Broke Anton’s heart.
Dead to us.
322
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,062
Amazing shoulders though.
323
00:14:42,063 --> 00:14:43,465
- Iss.
- Sorry.
324
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,668
I can’t avoid it forever, obviously.
325
00:14:44,669 --> 00:14:46,238
- I just...
- Yeah.
326
00:14:48,442 --> 00:14:50,012
Okay, you guys,
I called mindwipe.
327
00:14:50,013 --> 00:14:51,916
- Oh. Totally, yeah.
- Oh. Sorry. Sorry.
328
00:14:52,651 --> 00:14:54,955
Oh, my God! Samir, how’d it go?
329
00:14:55,456 --> 00:14:57,359
Uh, I got the job.
330
00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,096
- Hey!
- What?
331
00:14:59,097 --> 00:15:01,535
- And then I mooned them.
- Oh.
332
00:15:01,536 --> 00:15:03,272
Then I lost the job.
333
00:15:04,441 --> 00:15:06,244
- What?
- So...
334
00:15:07,648 --> 00:15:08,683
Yeah.
335
00:15:10,521 --> 00:15:12,156
- So...
- Mooned them.
336
00:15:15,296 --> 00:15:17,099
Maybe I’m a socialist.
337
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,170
Ah. No, Samy, dude, you gotta...
338
00:15:19,171 --> 00:15:21,374
You can’t let all that
with the...
339
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,613
with the haters,
didn’t get the...
340
00:15:23,614 --> 00:15:26,251
- Oh, my God. Dot’s home.
Dot’s home.
- What? Google that building.
341
00:15:26,252 --> 00:15:29,357
- East 79th, baby, East 79th.
- Oh, it’s a doorman building!
342
00:15:29,358 --> 00:15:31,595
Oh, my God! I’m gonna be sick.
343
00:15:31,596 --> 00:15:34,267
The start of my life
has begun, my love.
This is the start of my life!
344
00:15:37,641 --> 00:15:39,611
So I have the itemized bill
in front of me
345
00:15:39,612 --> 00:15:43,719
and I did get, um, yeah,
all three of those scopes done.
346
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,557
But you’re looking at
the procedure calculator online.
347
00:15:45,558 --> 00:15:47,527
And, um,
I’m on the hospital website
348
00:15:47,528 --> 00:15:51,100
and the procedure calculator
is showing a much lower price.
349
00:15:51,101 --> 00:15:54,340
Yeah, I’m looking at 1,700
for an endoscopy.
350
00:15:54,341 --> 00:15:56,110
And a thousand
for a colonoscopy.
351
00:15:56,111 --> 00:15:58,281
And more like
a thousand for a colonoscopy.
352
00:15:58,282 --> 00:16:00,052
Now ask about
the hardship payment plan.
353
00:16:00,053 --> 00:16:01,522
Yeah, and let me ask you
something, Cindy.
354
00:16:01,523 --> 00:16:05,028
Do you have a, um...
a hardship payment plan?
355
00:16:05,029 --> 00:16:06,097
- Mm-hmm.
- Because I, uh...
356
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,538
I just got fired, so...
357
00:16:10,641 --> 00:16:11,742
Wait, really?
358
00:16:13,078 --> 00:16:14,748
- 2,200.
- Take it, take it.
359
00:16:14,749 --> 00:16:18,522
And that’s over six months?
360
00:16:18,523 --> 00:16:21,327
Yes. Yeah. Oh, my God.
Yeah, I can...
361
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,398
I can figure that out, I think.
362
00:16:24,301 --> 00:16:26,104
Yes, thank you, Cindy.
363
00:16:26,471 --> 00:16:28,809
Thank you so much. Okay, bye.
364
00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:30,279
Whoo!
365
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,552
- Holy shit! Oh my God!
- Hey.
366
00:16:33,553 --> 00:16:36,224
- Hey, you were amazing.
- You were amazing.
367
00:16:36,225 --> 00:16:39,631
Oh, my God! Okay, 2,200
is still a lot of money.
We’ll figure that out.
368
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:43,138
But, oh, my God, how did you
figure out how to do that?
369
00:16:43,139 --> 00:16:45,643
There’s a lot of years
between 24 and 42.
370
00:16:45,644 --> 00:16:47,747
Plus I once paid ten grand
for an MRI, so...
371
00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:51,154
Hey, wait till I get
my hands on your rsum.
372
00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:56,565
Oh. Oh. Uh...
373
00:16:56,566 --> 00:17:00,607
I don’t know that we should
do this in here, Billie.
374
00:17:08,523 --> 00:17:10,794
No, no, no, leave them,
leave them.
I’ll give them all B’s.
375
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:18,341
Wait,
I feel insane right now.
376
00:17:18,342 --> 00:17:20,747
If Dot’s job
transfers him to London,
you are not going with him.
377
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:23,084
I’m just saying,
maybe I do go with him.
378
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,523
And I’m just saying,
where the fuck do I live?
379
00:17:25,524 --> 00:17:27,827
Well, we can’t have
a dedicated room for you
in the flat.
380
00:17:27,828 --> 00:17:30,365
- That’s something we cannot do.
I’m sorry.
- Okay, then find a bigger house.
381
00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:32,637
I don’t understand.
Finder’s fee.
I got you guys together.
382
00:17:32,638 --> 00:17:34,240
- Finder’s fee?
- Yeah.
383
00:17:34,241 --> 00:17:36,144
How much do I owe you?
I’ll pay you.
384
00:17:36,145 --> 00:17:39,450
- Hey, man. Uh, ID?
- Oh, yeah, come on in.
385
00:17:39,451 --> 00:17:41,522
I need time with him
alone. Dot wants me alone.
386
00:17:42,023 --> 00:17:43,526
What are you watching?
387
00:17:43,527 --> 00:17:46,264
This, uh,
squirrel is water skiing.
388
00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:51,174
Hey, what’s the interview
like for this?
389
00:17:51,175 --> 00:17:54,648
- For what? For doing deliveries?
- Yeah.
390
00:17:54,649 --> 00:17:56,652
You just sign up.
391
00:17:59,692 --> 00:18:00,794
Oh, my God.
392
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,570
If anything, I can
move in as godmother
after you guys have kids.
393
00:18:05,571 --> 00:18:07,306
- I mean, that’ll be soon.
I’m just--
- Okay.
394
00:18:07,307 --> 00:18:09,176
- Oh, shit.
- What?
395
00:18:09,177 --> 00:18:11,481
Dot’s in Queens.
396
00:18:11,482 --> 00:18:13,318
- That’s Harold’s pub.
- Oh, my God.
That’s like two minutes away.
397
00:18:14,454 --> 00:18:16,725
- What? What?
- Go to him.
398
00:18:16,726 --> 00:18:19,196
- Come on, Anton.
This is destiny.
- Anton!
399
00:18:19,197 --> 00:18:21,467
This is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.
This is the love of your life.
400
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,471
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I’ll go. I’ll go. I’ll go.
401
00:18:23,472 --> 00:18:25,442
- Yeah?
- I’ll go.
Yes, I’m going. I’m go...
402
00:18:25,443 --> 00:18:27,413
- Okay. I’m gonna get a coat.
- I’m going.
403
00:18:27,414 --> 00:18:29,685
- You’re gonna meet your person.
- Oh, my God. What is happening?
404
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:32,857
So I obviously love you
in a structured shoulder,
405
00:18:32,858 --> 00:18:35,295
but this one makes you
look like Casablanca.
406
00:18:35,296 --> 00:18:36,832
- Never seen it.
- Yeah, me neither.
407
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,435
- Okay, that one.
- Okay.
408
00:18:39,337 --> 00:18:42,610
- Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness.
- Okay. I’m gonna go meet Dot.
409
00:18:42,611 --> 00:18:44,748
- You’re gonna meet Dot.
- I’m gonna be
face to face with Dot.
410
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:47,319
With the love of your life.
Oh my God.
411
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,290
Deep breath, deep breath.
412
00:18:50,493 --> 00:18:53,465
Hey, go fuck his brains out,
crazy girl.
413
00:18:59,579 --> 00:19:02,383
- There he goes.
- We did it.
414
00:19:02,384 --> 00:19:05,557
÷| You build me up
you break me down ÷|
415
00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:11,802
÷| Then you whisper to yourself
"It’s just a phase" ÷|
416
00:19:11,803 --> 00:19:13,506
÷| Just a phase... ÷|
417
00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:37,621
Shit.
418
00:19:52,718 --> 00:19:55,388
Again with this fucking cruise.
419
00:19:55,389 --> 00:19:57,727
- That picture’s good.
- You think so?
420
00:19:57,728 --> 00:19:59,798
- That’s really good.
- That’s a guy
you trust with food.
421
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,400
- Totally.
- He’s not gonna
have a fry, right?
422
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,937
- What’s going on?
- Samir got a job.
423
00:20:02,938 --> 00:20:04,808
- He’s employed!
- Hello! Fintech?
424
00:20:04,809 --> 00:20:09,951
No, I-I mooned them. It was
crazy, but I am officially...
425
00:20:09,952 --> 00:20:14,260
Ba-ba-ba.
"Terms and conditions."
Bada bing, bada boom.
426
00:20:14,261 --> 00:20:15,797
- I’m doing deliveries.
- Whoo!
427
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,434
Yay!
428
00:20:18,435 --> 00:20:19,971
Attaboy.
429
00:20:19,972 --> 00:20:22,544
- You did it.
- Did it.
430
00:20:22,545 --> 00:20:23,979
Aw. We’re so proud
of you, Samy.
431
00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:25,983
- Oh, my God.
- Yay!
432
00:20:25,984 --> 00:20:29,023
- First one! First one!
First one!
- Whoo!
433
00:20:29,024 --> 00:20:30,458
Okay. Yeah.
434
00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:31,929
Nice.
435
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,537
Wait, so what did you...
Wait, what’s in your hair?
436
00:20:36,171 --> 00:20:37,974
- You have something
in your... Like...
- Oh.
437
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,545
Yeah. You have something.
438
00:20:40,479 --> 00:20:41,548
What?
439
00:20:47,895 --> 00:20:49,698
Nothing.
440
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:53,840
÷| Those schoolgirl days ÷|
441
00:20:54,842 --> 00:21:01,755
÷| Of telling tales
and biting nails are gone ÷|
442
00:21:02,122 --> 00:21:04,326
÷| If you wanted the sky ÷|
443
00:21:04,327 --> 00:21:08,869
÷| I would write across the sky
in letters ÷|
444
00:21:08,870 --> 00:21:13,044
÷| That would soar
a thousand feet high ÷|
445
00:21:13,045 --> 00:21:18,488
÷| "To sir, with love" ÷|
446
00:21:19,090 --> 00:21:21,027
÷| If you wanted the sky ÷|
447
00:21:21,028 --> 00:21:25,302
÷| I would write across the sky
in letters ÷|
448
00:21:25,771 --> 00:21:29,744
÷| That would soar
a thousand feet high ÷|
449
00:21:29,745 --> 00:21:34,320
÷| "To sir, with love" ÷|
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