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[train rumbling]
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[laughter]
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[person 1]
Oh, my God. It's time, Samir.
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-Okay. I'll fix it.
I'm gonna fix it.
-[person 1] Yeah, yeah.
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We need to shower.
It's getting bad.
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You have to call someone.
Please. We're starting
to have a group smell.
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Okay. First of all,
I like the group smell.
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-And second of all,
why is it on me?
-[chuckles]
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-[person 2] What?
-'Cause it's
your parents' house.
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-[person 1] Yeah, what?
-Okay.
I will fix the hot water,
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and you will all live
like kings again.
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and you will all live
like kings again.
-Thank you.
-Oh, thank God.
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-Thank you.
-Oh, thank God.
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-[Samir] You're welcome.
-Wait. Where's my bag?
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-Oh. I got it.
-[sighs] I love you.
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-Oh, shit. The keys.
-No, I have the keys.
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[sighs] Bro.
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Okay, guys, food.
Just back to food.
What are we doing for food?
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Ooh, Billie is high.
She has a vision.
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Okay. So you know
how the Papa Johns account
followed me back?
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-So weird.
-Of course.
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I've been DMing them,
sort of flirting.
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-[person 3] Mmm.
-They sent me a 20%-off coupon.
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We use it tonight. We get home.
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We put on that tape
of Samir in The Music Man.
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-That's beautiful.
-Okay.
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-[person 4] Wow.
-[Samir] Very good.
I like that.
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-Okay, so Billie is
a high genius or what?
-[Samir] Yeah, no.
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-She's been doing this
since high school.
-No.
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Yeah. Yeah. Pre-prom.
The great Sbarro's haul.
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My metabolism,
like, stopped that day.
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Oh, my God. It's happening.
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-[all] What?
-What?
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-Oh, shit.
-Oh, fuck.
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-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my gosh.
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-[Samir] Oh, my man.
-[group groaning]
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-[Billie] Oh, my God.
-It's so big.
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-What? Don't say it's big.
-Okay. Look at it.
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Okay. Uh, sir,
you are experiencing
a mental health crisis.
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Step one,
these resources c... Oh.
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Oop, there's a paywall.
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-You tried.
-Oh, my God.
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[person 4] Uh...
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So what are the rules, huh?
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We can just masturbate
at strangers now?
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No one cares?
That's totally fine?
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Issa. No, stop. Stop, no.
Issa. Issa.
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-[person 3] Issa. Don't--
No, no, No.
-[Billie] No, stop
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-[Samir, person 4] Whoa!
-[person 3] Oh, my God.
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Is this the world
you wanna live in, sir?
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[person 4] Stop, stop.
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-Is this what you want?
-Hey, babe,
I think he's into it.
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-[Billie] Issa, Issa, stop.
-[people clamoring]
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He's going faster.
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He's going faster. Harder.
Stop, stop. Oh, my God.
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-I must engage.
-You don't have to.
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-You don't. There's no need.
-[group chattering]
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-Why?
No one else is doing anything.
-[Billie] Stop! Issa!
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You could've done something!
You're a nurse!
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-[Billie] Issa!
-[Samir] Whoa!
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Hey! Don't film.
What, are you crazy?
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-No. Oh, my God.
-[sighs] I bet
you didn't expect me.
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Please, she's doing this
for your daughters. I think.
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-Oh. You wanna go faster?
Want it faster?
-She's gonna get arrested.
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I can go faster! I've been
doing this since I was seven!
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-[subway door closes]
-Was that bad? That was bad.
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No, baby.
You did so good. So good.
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Did he come though? If he came,
like, the fuck was I doing?
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No. Issa, Issa, stop.
He did not come.
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I looked into his eyes.
And he did not come.
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Yeah. He was flaccid, baby.
I swear.
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Oh, yeah. He definitely came.
It's on my shoe.
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[Billie] Okay, there's no way
you know all of them.
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[person 3]
I know them all, okay?
I memorized them?
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-Ready?
-[Billie] Okay, go. [chuckles]
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-Dave & Buster's?
-Yeah.
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-Okay, um... [stammers]
-No, come on,
I gotta go to work.
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-You and Samir
in middle school?
-Yes!
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Uh...
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Oh. The one where Samir looks
a little gay.
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-Wait, which one?
-Uh...
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-Sailor hat?
-Yes!
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-[person 3] Yes! Okay.
-Okay, bye, friends.
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-Bye. Bye.
-Bye, Paul Baker.
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Hello.
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-Um, okay. Uh...
-[door closes]
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-[person 3] Oh...
-[sighs]
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-Please. Please!
Come on. Please. Samy.
-No, don't. Don't. No! No!
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-[Issa] You're gonna cave,
just cave.
-[Samir] No! No.
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We're not messing
with the dynamic.
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-He's not moving in, Iss.
-He won't mess with...
He'll add--
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-Guys.
-[both] Mm-hmm?
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How amazing was hanging out
with Paul Baker this weekend?
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-[person 3] Amazing.
It was great.
-Amazing. Life-changing.
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-[Issa] Right?
-It was actually so much fun.
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-It doesn't matter.
There's no room.
-Oh, he's gonna cave.
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He'll cave.
Make the face, he'll cave.
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There's nowhere to put him.
He's, like, this big.
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Please.
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-No.
-Make it the weird
little titty baby.
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-He won't know
what to do with that.
-No. No weird babies.
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-It's too early for titty baby.
-Please.
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-[Samir] Don't. Stop.
-Daddy.
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-Stop.
-[laughs] Wait, Samy,
please, please.
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I love you, and I'd love...
[whispers] ...Paul Baker.
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-Mm-hmm?
-And if you love me,
you will let him
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love... me.
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-Oh, my God. You were so close.
-[Billie] You were so close.
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-[person 3]
You were right there.
-Lost it at the end there.
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-[person 3]
You were right there.
-Lost it at the end there.
-[person 3] Yeah. Yeah.
-[phone beeps]
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-[person 3] Yeah. Yeah.
-[phone beeps]
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-Wait. Wait. Wait.
Kyle is trending?
-Kyle who?
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-Kyle Haberman.
-What? Why?
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-[Samir] He is?
-I was just talking to him
this weekend.
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Did we know
he was harassed at work?
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-No.
-Oh, my God.
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[person 3] What?
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"I was groped by my boss.
Now, I'm speaking out."
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-[Issa] Oh, my God.
-[person 3] He looks
like he was molested.
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-[giggling] Anton!
-It's not even
a recent picture of him.
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Okay, well,
he looks like he saw it coming.
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Wait, guys, this is so sad.
Should I reach out?
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Wait, guys, this is so sad.
Should I reach out?
We were literally just talking.
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We were literally just talking.
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Okay, you guys,
I can feel us doing a thing,
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so I just wanna
get ahead of it. Um...
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-Kyle sucks.
-Anton!
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-[Billie] Anton!
-He orders, like, $20 drinks,
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and then just, like,
never Venmos for them.
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Yeah. He owes me, like, $300.
I know his parents
are rich too.
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-[phone beeps]
-Kyle, comma, molested,
question mark?
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And also, remember when he said
we live in the shit-taint
of Queens?
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-Okay. But we do.
-Yeah, I know.
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One hundred percent.
But it's our shit-taint.
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Okay, but can we just give it,
like, five seconds?
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I mean, this poor kid.
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-[Samir] Mm-hmm.
-Set your timer.
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-Sorry.
-[sighs]
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Also how he always, like,
marks himself safe from
tsunamis and shit. [chuckles]
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He... He wasn't
even near water.
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I can't believe he didn't
tell me this this weekend
when we were talking.
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-Were you talking?
-Were you chatting?
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-Did you talk?
-Be honest.
What were you doing?
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-[Issa] Seriously, fuck you.
-No, Iss, come on.
You're a good friend.
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-I know.
-Except, again,
you don't have to be.
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We don't have
to all love the kid
just 'cause he was molested.
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He's not Brendan Fraser.
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-Oh, my. [chuckles]
-Oh, my God. That is...
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I'm sorry. I heard it. That...
That was actually crazy.
I'm so sorry.
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-My God.
-Safe from Nepal earthquake.
Look.
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He's in Bushwick.
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-[teller] Next.
-Hey. Um...
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So I have to pay this company,
uh, Peter's Heaters
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to fix my parents' boiler.
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'Cause they're traveling
and the hot water is just out.
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And I'm-I'm, like,
the guy, so...
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Um...
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But they only...
they only take check,
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But they only...
they only take check,
and I don't so much have check.
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and I don't so much have check.
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So, I came here, uh...
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to the bank and...
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You need--
Now you please say something.
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Social security number?
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Um...
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You don't know your social?
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No, I do.
It's just that my mom,
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she... she knows
the shit out of it. Yeah.
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Fill this out. Bring it back.
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Is... Is this the right...
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Yep. Yep. Okay.
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[Billie] Hey.
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Uh, so they were all out
of chocolate chip,
so I got you carob.
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-Oh.
-Yeah. I debated
not telling you.
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How'd it go?
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Oh, you know... I always
thought the world was gonna
be waiting for me, and instead,
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-everyone's annoyed
that I'm here.
-Mmm, no, that's hard.
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-So, update.
Full profile in the Post.
-Oh, is this Kyle?
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This is Kyle. $200,000 payout,
and, uh...
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Oh, Doja Cat reposted
that Kyle is the V of our G.
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-Gross.
-No. Voice of our generation.
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Oh. Gross.
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[sighs]
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This is crazy.
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Yeah. And-- Okay.
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-I wouldn't say this
to anybody else--
-Oh, you're jealous.
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-[whispers] I'm jealous.
-You're jealous.
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-Okay. Obviously--
-I know.
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Obviously I'm not saying
that I want
to be molested at work.
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You're not saying that.
But you're jealous of a victim.
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I just can't believe
that someone we know is
big fucking deal already.
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God. Came up behind him
in the cubicle.
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What was this guy thinking?
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Kyle's boss?
Honestly, probably wasn't.
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No, seriously, we did
a whole story on it at work,
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half the time men don't
even realize when they
cross a line sexually.
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Half the time?
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Yeah. No, it's fucked.
[chuckles]
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Ugh...
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[huffs] Hey. You don't think
I've ever, like...
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What?
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-Like, crossed the line
sexually?
-What? Samir, no.
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[chuckles]
Obviously, not. I mean,
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-when would you've crossed
the line?
-I don't know! You just said
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-that men don't realize
half the time.
-Okay, stop!
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So half the time,
I wouldn't have realized.
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Do not spiral.
You're an actual baby angel.
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And on the spectrum of men,
kind of a little bitch boy.
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-[whispers] Okay--
-No! I mean, it's a good thing.
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-It's a good thing!
-Okay. It's a good thing.
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Also, please, just focus
on fixing the hot water.
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I swear, if I get ringworm
from the work shower,
I'm giving it to you.
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Okay.
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Oh, my--
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[♪♪ upbeat music plays]
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-[song ends]
-[person in distance] Hey!
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Hey. Come here a sec. Yeah.
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[Billie] Oh.
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Hey.
221
00:08:36,821 --> 00:08:39,058
Uh, do kids your age
give a shit about Al Gore?
222
00:08:40,127 --> 00:08:41,263
Oh, um...
223
00:08:42,198 --> 00:08:44,469
Yeah... I don't...
I don't know if...
224
00:08:44,603 --> 00:08:45,539
See? She doesn't know
who that is.
225
00:08:45,738 --> 00:08:46,975
-I do--
-It's okay.
226
00:08:47,074 --> 00:08:49,279
-Put the Kyle kid on for 8:30.
-Kyle Haberman?
227
00:08:49,346 --> 00:08:50,549
Yeah. [sighs]
228
00:08:50,682 --> 00:08:52,953
Yeah,
I actually know him. If...
229
00:08:53,454 --> 00:08:54,724
Do you?
230
00:08:54,823 --> 00:08:56,293
We were actually
just talking last week.
231
00:08:56,995 --> 00:09:00,435
See? All the kids love Kyle.
Get him in slot A. Yeah?
232
00:09:00,836 --> 00:09:02,873
Thanks, Bobbie. Okay.
Close the door.
233
00:09:03,574 --> 00:09:04,676
Billie.
234
00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:08,049
Billie.
235
00:09:08,216 --> 00:09:10,622
Billie, Bobbie. Like, why
doesn't anybody name their kid
Liz anymore? [chuckles]
236
00:09:10,855 --> 00:09:13,327
-[laughing]
-[♪♪ mariachi music
playing on radio]
237
00:09:13,393 --> 00:09:17,401
Oh. Samy, this is so nice.
I'm really glad
that you reached out.
238
00:09:17,468 --> 00:09:19,138
I know. Same.
239
00:09:19,973 --> 00:09:21,109
Um...
240
00:09:21,677 --> 00:09:23,180
And hey. Um...
241
00:09:23,748 --> 00:09:28,023
I don't know if you heard
about this stuff with, like,
Kyle Haberman or whatever.
242
00:09:28,156 --> 00:09:30,361
-That whistleblower kid?
-Yeah.
243
00:09:30,662 --> 00:09:32,498
Oh, yeah. Don't you know him?
244
00:09:32,732 --> 00:09:34,202
Yeah, I do.
245
00:09:34,970 --> 00:09:40,849
It just, you know, had me
thinking a lot about, like,
my own relationships, and...
246
00:09:40,916 --> 00:09:42,853
You know, and I don't know
if you know this,
247
00:09:43,053 --> 00:09:47,897
half the time, men don't
even realize when they
cross a line sexually.
248
00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:50,067
-Whoa, really?
-Yeah.
249
00:09:50,234 --> 00:09:53,006
So, I just wanted to do some...
250
00:09:53,173 --> 00:09:56,246
some reaching out and check...
251
00:09:56,313 --> 00:09:57,850
-and see...
-Oh.
252
00:09:57,916 --> 00:10:00,923
Samy, no. You never crossed
a line. No, you're good.
253
00:10:00,989 --> 00:10:02,793
Okay. Right? That's...
254
00:10:02,859 --> 00:10:06,266
-You? You... No, you're good.
-That's what I thought
for like...
255
00:10:06,266 --> 00:10:06,299
-You? You... No, you're good.
-That's what I thought
for like...
But, no, that's... [sighs]
256
00:10:06,299 --> 00:10:08,336
But, no, that's... [sighs]
257
00:10:08,370 --> 00:10:10,742
-Thank God. Yeah. Cheers then.
-[chuckles] Okay, cheers.
258
00:10:10,842 --> 00:10:13,314
-Cheers. Cheers. Yeah.
-Cheers. Cheers to that.
259
00:10:14,182 --> 00:10:16,620
-All right, wait, wait.
[chuckles]
-Hmm?
260
00:10:16,754 --> 00:10:19,025
-Hmm.
-Wait, there was that one time.
261
00:10:19,192 --> 00:10:21,095
-Remember fall break?
-What?
262
00:10:21,196 --> 00:10:23,935
We slept together.
I was, like, way too drunk.
263
00:10:24,135 --> 00:10:26,473
Like... Like, like gone.
264
00:10:26,774 --> 00:10:29,780
[chuckles] But no, no.
Nothing besides that.
265
00:10:29,947 --> 00:10:32,084
-Besides that.
-[chuckles]
266
00:10:32,184 --> 00:10:35,124
I mean, you did
sexually assault me. [chuckles]
267
00:10:35,191 --> 00:10:36,861
[both chuckle]
268
00:10:37,729 --> 00:10:41,403
-You should... You should stop.
-Yeah, you should stop
doing that.
269
00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:42,806
-[both chuckle]
-Ah.
270
00:10:50,688 --> 00:10:51,824
[sizzling on pan]
271
00:10:51,957 --> 00:10:54,462
Samir, you have to eat.
I'm serious.
272
00:10:54,462 --> 00:10:54,495
Samir, you have to eat.
I'm serious.
Samir, we talked about it.
273
00:10:54,495 --> 00:10:56,466
Samir, we talked about it.
274
00:10:56,466 --> 00:10:59,540
Like, we all spoke about it,
and we do feel
like it's not cancelable.
275
00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:02,713
Maybe I should just call her
and apologize again.
276
00:11:02,779 --> 00:11:04,415
Samy, no.
Carly said she was fine.
277
00:11:04,716 --> 00:11:06,654
So don't even worry.
We're not gonna move out.
278
00:11:06,854 --> 00:11:11,263
You're not gonna move out
of my parents' house
where you live for free.
279
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,666
Okay. That's...
280
00:11:12,966 --> 00:11:15,437
Oh, my parents. How am I gonna
tell them about this?
281
00:11:15,504 --> 00:11:17,408
-Oh, boo!
-[all] Boo!
282
00:11:17,474 --> 00:11:19,245
Samy, leave your parents alone.
283
00:11:19,278 --> 00:11:21,583
Let them fuck their way
through the national parks
in peace.
284
00:11:21,650 --> 00:11:24,422
Yeah, I don't think
this really crosses, like,
the parent threshold, my man.
285
00:11:24,488 --> 00:11:27,461
Yeah, exactly. Parents are
for murder and carpet stains.
286
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,867
Anything in between that is,
like, for a cool aunt.
287
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,169
Oh, yeah.
Do you have a cool aunt?
288
00:11:31,236 --> 00:11:33,006
I don't know.
You wanna live with her?
289
00:11:33,073 --> 00:11:35,243
-I don't know.
Does she have hot water?
-[chuckles]
290
00:11:35,243 --> 00:11:35,244
-I don't know.
Does she have hot water?
-[chuckles]
I'm working on it.
291
00:11:35,244 --> 00:11:36,714
I'm working on it.
292
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:39,318
Okay. Now I do have to go
and get ready for another day
293
00:11:39,385 --> 00:11:43,026
-as my office's
resident youth expert.
-[Issa sighs]
294
00:11:43,159 --> 00:11:44,395
Oh, my God.
Is that still happening?
295
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,333
Yeah. The other day
my boss asked me,
296
00:11:46,366 --> 00:11:48,571
-"What is a JoJo Siwa?"
-I don't know
how you'd answer that.
297
00:11:48,638 --> 00:11:50,909
-That's actually
a good question. Yeah.
-A really good question.
298
00:11:51,009 --> 00:11:54,684
Oh. And yes, my boss did
get Kyle on the show.
299
00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:58,156
And yes, I have decided
that I'm genuinely happy
for him.
300
00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:01,865
Bills, if you wanna
get ahead at work,
you totally can, you know?
301
00:12:02,064 --> 00:12:03,634
Like, now is the time.
302
00:12:03,801 --> 00:12:05,171
You're kind of in the window.
303
00:12:05,304 --> 00:12:06,808
-Oh, yeah. That's true.
-[Issa] Mmm.
304
00:12:06,874 --> 00:12:08,477
-Wait, what window?
-[Anton] What?
305
00:12:08,545 --> 00:12:09,980
Girl, the window.
306
00:12:10,047 --> 00:12:12,184
You know, like the week
after a sex scandal,
307
00:12:12,251 --> 00:12:14,255
-or like a race whoopsie
when everyone is...
-Love that.
308
00:12:14,288 --> 00:12:16,727
...terrified of all
the young people
in their office?
309
00:12:16,927 --> 00:12:18,665
Okay. So, I just...
310
00:12:18,831 --> 00:12:20,301
-So you use the window.
-Yeah.
311
00:12:20,367 --> 00:12:22,404
-These people are, like,
in their 50s.
-They're so old.
312
00:12:22,404 --> 00:12:22,405
-These people are, like,
in their 50s.
-They're so old.
Make them think
you could cancel them
on an app they don't use.
313
00:12:22,405 --> 00:12:24,710
Make them think
you could cancel them
on an app they don't use.
314
00:12:24,876 --> 00:12:26,012
-Yeah.
-[Paul] That's true.
315
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,515
My buddy did it
right after Kavanaugh.
316
00:12:27,816 --> 00:12:28,785
Became the youngest partner
in his law firm.
317
00:12:28,852 --> 00:12:30,187
-It works.
-[Anton] Mm-hmm.
318
00:12:30,955 --> 00:12:34,931
-I don't know.
Isn't it sort of, like--
-Fucked? Gross? Manipulative?
319
00:12:34,997 --> 00:12:37,836
-I don't... Yes. I mean, it is.
-Yeah. No, it's all
of those things, but--
320
00:12:37,903 --> 00:12:39,171
It's honestly up to you,
Billie.
321
00:12:39,305 --> 00:12:41,243
But, in a week,
the window will close,
322
00:12:41,342 --> 00:12:42,846
then everyone goes back
to not giving a shit.
323
00:12:42,913 --> 00:12:44,348
So, I would just, like,
think about it.
324
00:12:44,448 --> 00:12:46,820
-[Anton shushes] Hi. Kelly.
-[Issa] You know?
325
00:12:47,087 --> 00:12:48,123
Oh.
326
00:12:48,190 --> 00:12:50,160
Yeah, I'm gonna
be camera-off today.
327
00:12:50,828 --> 00:12:52,264
Yeah, I'm in the office.
328
00:12:52,331 --> 00:12:55,738
Yeah. There's just, um,
some construction
in my cubicle.
329
00:12:55,805 --> 00:12:57,776
[trills]
330
00:12:57,942 --> 00:13:00,314
Yeah. Oh, it's getting louder.
331
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,918
[both snicker]
332
00:13:02,151 --> 00:13:03,755
-[crowd cheering]
-[speaker] You know
what's messed up?
333
00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:05,324
After all I've been through,
334
00:13:05,391 --> 00:13:08,531
this house of depravity
still stands tall.
335
00:13:09,065 --> 00:13:13,608
And to that, I say,
"Knock it down!"
336
00:13:13,675 --> 00:13:17,582
Knock it down! Knock it down!
337
00:13:17,615 --> 00:13:19,119
Knock it down!
338
00:13:19,251 --> 00:13:21,356
-Come on, say it.
-Knock it down.
339
00:13:21,423 --> 00:13:23,795
-Anton. This is nice.
We are being nice.
-[chuckles]
340
00:13:23,994 --> 00:13:26,132
-[Kyle continues, indistinct]
-I'm supporting you
supporting Kyle.
341
00:13:26,199 --> 00:13:28,236
And I'm in support of us
getting lunch after.
342
00:13:28,303 --> 00:13:30,708
Oh, yeah. Some of the victims
were saying they were gonna
get sushi after?
343
00:13:30,775 --> 00:13:32,078
You met the victims?
344
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:34,750
-Are these people not victims?
-[crowd applauds]
345
00:13:34,817 --> 00:13:36,954
-Oh, hey, Kyle! Hey! Kyle! Hi!
-Kyle, how are you?
346
00:13:37,087 --> 00:13:39,325
-Anton, what's up? You guys!
-Kyle.
347
00:13:39,358 --> 00:13:41,563
-Oh, my God.
It's so good to see you.
-So good to see you.
348
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,467
But where's the rest
of the commune, huh?
349
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:46,306
-Billie and Samir
finally decided to fuck?
-[both chuckle]
350
00:13:46,373 --> 00:13:48,009
That is genius.
351
00:13:48,076 --> 00:13:49,580
No, um, but she did
actually pop a pimple
on his ass last week.
352
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,850
-Oh, yeah.
-Which is, like, fifth base?
353
00:13:52,084 --> 00:13:53,153
[chuckles]
354
00:13:53,286 --> 00:13:54,455
-[chuckles] Okay.
-[Kyle] Dude.
355
00:13:54,589 --> 00:13:56,259
-[chuckles]
-[Kyle] Yeah. Totally.
356
00:13:56,326 --> 00:13:58,899
Um, Kyle, you were literally
so fucking good up there.
357
00:13:59,098 --> 00:14:01,904
Your boss is def gonna
kill himself when this airs.
Congrats.
358
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,608
-Thanks.
-[Issa] Um...
359
00:14:03,874 --> 00:14:05,612
Also, what's happening next?
Are there more speakers, or...
360
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,016
-Nah, it's one
and only right here.
-Oh. Totally makes sense.
361
00:14:08,116 --> 00:14:10,187
Okay, well, if you need someone
to keep the crowd hot,
362
00:14:10,253 --> 00:14:12,893
I am an experienced organizer,
hyphen, extrovert.
363
00:14:12,992 --> 00:14:14,630
That would
actually be super dope, Iss,
364
00:14:14,697 --> 00:14:16,233
but I don't think
they're gonna let you onstage
365
00:14:16,299 --> 00:14:18,672
without one of these guys.
[chuckles]
366
00:14:18,738 --> 00:14:20,575
-Oh.
-Wow. Okay, so that
just says "victim."
367
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,546
-Okay, so I don't have
one of those.
-It's all good.
368
00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:24,850
-No, you don't have to. Okay.
-I do have...
369
00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:26,085
[giggles]
370
00:14:26,152 --> 00:14:27,822
-Okay. And also...
-Okay.
371
00:14:27,889 --> 00:14:29,125
Hold this. I also have...
372
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,997
-"Child of immigrants"?
-Your parents are from London.
373
00:14:32,131 --> 00:14:34,301
-Shut up. And I also have...
-Okay.
374
00:14:35,403 --> 00:14:36,874
"Sex worker"?
375
00:14:36,941 --> 00:14:38,343
-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah. She reads horoscopes
on OnlyFans.
376
00:14:38,476 --> 00:14:39,880
At the end I show hole.
[clicks tongue]
377
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,249
[giggles]
378
00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:43,219
Um...
379
00:14:43,319 --> 00:14:44,657
Yeah, I mean,
I guess you could try and,
380
00:14:44,723 --> 00:14:46,093
-like, roll the dice, see--
-Oh, awesome!
381
00:14:46,159 --> 00:14:47,762
-[Kyle] Do you need help?
-No!
382
00:14:47,829 --> 00:14:50,367
New York City, whoo!
383
00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:52,939
-Are we having fun? [chuckles]
-[crowd applauds]
384
00:14:53,139 --> 00:14:54,610
Well, Kyle wasn't...
385
00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:56,547
when he was touched at work.
386
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,350
-[phone rings]
-[boss] Did you get
the new chyron?
387
00:14:58,449 --> 00:15:00,588
-[employee] Yeah.
-No. The other one.
388
00:15:00,588 --> 00:15:01,824
No, not that one.
389
00:15:01,891 --> 00:15:03,762
-Not that one.
-[phone buzzes]
390
00:15:03,994 --> 00:15:05,097
Not...
391
00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:07,669
-Yeah. Great. Did we put--
-Randy, hi.
392
00:15:07,702 --> 00:15:10,373
Um, I was just hoping
to chat real quick
if you had a sec.
393
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,411
Um, so obviously
I've... [snorts]
394
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,349
I've been here
for a minute now, as you know.
395
00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:17,288
-Uh-huh.
-Um, and I love running copies.
396
00:15:17,321 --> 00:15:20,194
I feel like I'm engaging
with every aspect
of the company.
397
00:15:20,393 --> 00:15:22,164
But, you know, I do...
398
00:15:22,364 --> 00:15:26,439
I just... I feel like
I might be ready
for some more responsibility,
399
00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:28,477
-if that makes sense. And--
-[Randy] Shit, Jason?
400
00:15:28,611 --> 00:15:30,380
The Kyle kid's
doing a fundraiser.
401
00:15:30,548 --> 00:15:32,719
Get a crew together now,
please.
402
00:15:35,424 --> 00:15:38,129
Just with everything
going on right now
403
00:15:39,132 --> 00:15:40,802
in this climate,
404
00:15:41,502 --> 00:15:47,014
I would just hope
that my company would
support me as a young person.
405
00:15:49,418 --> 00:15:52,125
Yeah.
Yeah, you're absolutely right.
406
00:15:52,191 --> 00:15:54,495
[stammers] Really? I--
407
00:15:54,529 --> 00:15:55,832
[Randy] Yeah.
408
00:15:56,132 --> 00:15:57,970
You know what? Let's do
a meeting. Yeah. [stammers]
409
00:15:59,038 --> 00:16:00,842
Uh, Monday. We free Monday?
You free Monday?
410
00:16:01,142 --> 00:16:02,344
-Monday,
we'll bring in Chuck...
-[chuckles]
411
00:16:02,411 --> 00:16:04,282
...we'll-we'll bring
in, uh, Laura.
412
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,587
Laura is gonna wanna poach you
for some fieldwork.
413
00:16:06,654 --> 00:16:09,960
I mean...
[stammers] ...Uh, yes!
[stammering] Yeah, thank you.
414
00:16:10,027 --> 00:16:11,429
Monday is... [chuckles]
415
00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:13,100
Let me check.
Monday is great. [chuckles]
416
00:16:13,167 --> 00:16:15,070
Yes. Thank you.
417
00:16:15,136 --> 00:16:16,540
Thank you.
Great work today, Billie.
418
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:21,583
Thanks. Um, okay.
Well, I will see you Monday.
419
00:16:22,719 --> 00:16:24,656
Really? That's... [sighs]
420
00:16:24,756 --> 00:16:27,061
Oh, my God. That's great
to hear 'cause...
421
00:16:27,128 --> 00:16:29,098
-[sighs]
-[giggles] Samir.
422
00:16:29,298 --> 00:16:30,334
Like, obviously not.
423
00:16:30,401 --> 00:16:33,139
You were always,
always respectful, okay?
424
00:16:33,206 --> 00:16:34,341
Because...
425
00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:37,314
this other girl said she was
too drunk one time. And I--
426
00:16:37,381 --> 00:16:40,721
I just... I feel
like that's not me, you know?
427
00:16:41,222 --> 00:16:42,525
Sorry, what are you...
428
00:16:43,192 --> 00:16:44,161
Wha-What are you doing?
429
00:16:44,696 --> 00:16:46,734
I'm not, like, doing anything.
I just wanted to--
430
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,838
What? Are you trying to, like,
coalition-build with me?
431
00:16:49,038 --> 00:16:51,442
-Is that why I'm here?
-Is that...
Is that what it sounds like?
432
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:53,647
You dragged me all the way
to Queens so I can say,
433
00:16:53,714 --> 00:16:56,152
"Oh, don't worry, Samir.
It's totally okay what you did
434
00:16:56,352 --> 00:16:57,521
to that poor girl."
435
00:17:01,329 --> 00:17:02,532
[chuckling] Okay.
436
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,636
Um, you know what?
437
00:17:04,970 --> 00:17:08,142
Maybe you should just give me
that other girl's number.
438
00:17:08,209 --> 00:17:10,146
It might be better
if we spoke directly.
439
00:17:10,982 --> 00:17:14,488
-I'll just call you a car
as well.
-Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna go.
440
00:17:22,572 --> 00:17:25,510
"business as usual is not
gonna cut it anymore."
441
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,715
And it's all thanks
to this young man,
442
00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:27,716
And it's all thanks
to this young man,
Kyle Matthew Haberman.
443
00:17:27,716 --> 00:17:29,553
Kyle Matthew Haberman.
444
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:31,189
Yeah.
And then we'll go to Kyle,
445
00:17:31,289 --> 00:17:33,260
Kyle's gonna talk
about the movement.
446
00:17:33,326 --> 00:17:35,264
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, and then--
You're... Y-You're perfect,
Billie, yeah.
447
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:37,034
Almost thought you were him
for a second there.
448
00:17:37,101 --> 00:17:38,537
Ah! [chuckles]
449
00:17:38,637 --> 00:17:40,273
Yeah. Oof [imitates Kyle]
"My boss groped me."
450
00:17:40,808 --> 00:17:42,110
What?
451
00:17:42,745 --> 00:17:44,549
Kyle's boss groped him.
452
00:17:44,616 --> 00:17:46,586
-That's right.
-I'm Kyle.
453
00:17:47,288 --> 00:17:48,657
We are Kyle.
454
00:17:48,724 --> 00:17:50,094
Ah.
455
00:17:51,095 --> 00:17:53,367
Aw, look at her. She has
always wanted a clipboard.
456
00:17:53,499 --> 00:17:55,204
Thank you for coming.
We thank you.
457
00:17:55,337 --> 00:17:56,606
-Yeah. I understand.
-For the cause.
458
00:17:56,773 --> 00:17:58,409
-For the cause.
-For the cause!
459
00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:00,815
Yeah. My love. Issa.
460
00:18:00,815 --> 00:18:00,848
Yeah. My love. Issa.
-Yeah.
-You're doing too much.
461
00:18:00,848 --> 00:18:02,384
-Yeah.
-You're doing too much.
462
00:18:02,451 --> 00:18:04,322
Okay. Just 'cause you don't
believe in causes--
463
00:18:04,388 --> 00:18:06,293
-No. I believe in causes!
-Name one.
464
00:18:06,492 --> 00:18:08,162
Um... Unfree Britney.
465
00:18:08,229 --> 00:18:09,733
Oh, and, uh, Black Power.
466
00:18:09,799 --> 00:18:12,037
-You know I can't
say anything to that.
-Yeah.
467
00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:14,141
Either way, I...
This is important to me.
468
00:18:14,241 --> 00:18:16,412
So I need you to support me
in my cause.
469
00:18:16,546 --> 00:18:18,016
And I do.
And Kyle's behind you.
470
00:18:18,282 --> 00:18:19,418
Who? Oh.
471
00:18:19,518 --> 00:18:21,055
-Kyle, hi! You look amazing.
-[Kyle] Hey.
472
00:18:21,322 --> 00:18:23,126
Thanks. People just, like,
gift me shit now. It's wild.
473
00:18:23,193 --> 00:18:26,032
-It's just, like, shows up
at my door now.
-Wow. Yeah, super cool.
474
00:18:26,099 --> 00:18:28,203
But, anyway, I was looking
at the rally schedule,
475
00:18:28,336 --> 00:18:30,007
I think
there's something so dope
476
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,244
-that we can do at Pier 6.
We can--
-Yeah, no. I'm with that.
477
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:33,748
-Anton.
-Yeah.
478
00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:35,184
Do you blow?
479
00:18:35,751 --> 00:18:37,789
Oh. Uh. I mean, no. But, yeah.
480
00:18:37,856 --> 00:18:39,960
-Yeah, I'll do that.
Yeah. Let's go.
-Fuck it.
481
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,431
Anton, what are you doing?
You haven't even made
a placard yet.
482
00:18:42,532 --> 00:18:44,035
-Well, make me one.
-What did we just say
483
00:18:44,102 --> 00:18:46,807
-about supporting the cause?
-I am. More than anyone.
484
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:50,047
I'm gonna go do coke
with the cause.
So, I do have to go.
485
00:18:50,114 --> 00:18:51,650
-Anton--
-But I love you.
486
00:18:51,951 --> 00:18:52,952
-Hi.
-Mmm.
487
00:18:52,952 --> 00:18:52,953
-Hi.
-Mmm.
Never surrender, girl!
488
00:18:52,953 --> 00:18:54,289
Never surrender, girl!
489
00:18:54,421 --> 00:18:56,493
-[sighs]
-Hey. How's it going?
490
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,429
Awful, actually, so...
[sucks teeth]
491
00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:02,739
-Wait, how did it go
with your ex?
-Not good. Uh, bad, actually.
492
00:19:02,739 --> 00:19:04,308
-Samy--
-Yes. Yes.
493
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:07,114
I'll never get a job
because I am a sex pariah.
494
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,584
-No. No.
-Yeah.
495
00:19:08,684 --> 00:19:10,588
The boiler still doesn't work.
But it's good.
496
00:19:10,655 --> 00:19:14,963
Paul Baker can have my room
'cause I will be in sex prison.
497
00:19:14,963 --> 00:19:14,996
Paul Baker can have my room
'cause I will be in sex prison.
Samy, we would not
take your room. We would
make it into an art studio.
498
00:19:14,996 --> 00:19:18,002
Samy, we would not
take your room. We would
make it into an art studio.
499
00:19:18,202 --> 00:19:21,544
Also, do you have
a dollar bill? I think
I need to do coke for activism.
500
00:19:21,576 --> 00:19:22,545
Yeah.
501
00:19:22,712 --> 00:19:25,283
-Just be safe.
-Thanks.
502
00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:28,189
Oh, my God. Wait,
so that means that the window,
like, actually worked!
503
00:19:28,389 --> 00:19:29,659
It worked.
504
00:19:29,726 --> 00:19:32,097
Meeting is Monday,
a promotion is imminent, and...
505
00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:33,499
Thank you.
506
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,903
...I just have
this deep sense of, like--
507
00:19:35,203 --> 00:19:37,842
I'm tracing the outline
of who I am as a person.
508
00:19:37,842 --> 00:19:37,876
I'm tracing the outline
of who I am as a person.
Oh, my God. Was that beautiful?
509
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,613
Oh, my God. Was that beautiful?
510
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:43,153
-Absolutely! Cheers, Billie.
-Cheers, Paul Baker.
511
00:19:43,286 --> 00:19:44,690
So, wait,
when's the big meeting?
512
00:19:44,789 --> 00:19:46,794
Oh. Monday because after that,
the window closes,
513
00:19:46,861 --> 00:19:49,498
and that's literally
the only reason
why any of this is happening.
514
00:19:49,566 --> 00:19:50,802
Wow.
515
00:19:50,869 --> 00:19:52,271
Wait, even though
Monday's a holiday?
516
00:19:52,504 --> 00:19:53,541
Paul Baker.
517
00:19:53,608 --> 00:19:55,010
[chuckling]
Hey. What's up, man?
518
00:19:55,077 --> 00:19:57,013
-[♪♪ pop music playing, muffled]
-[chattering]
519
00:19:58,684 --> 00:20:00,655
I feel like the three of us
can win The Amazing Race.
520
00:20:00,722 --> 00:20:02,558
-[partygoer chuckling] What?
-[Anton] I do. I do.
521
00:20:02,558 --> 00:20:02,559
-[partygoer chuckling] What?
-[Anton] I do. I do.
-Hey, girl!
-Hey, babe. Hey.
It's good to see you.
522
00:20:02,559 --> 00:20:05,664
-Hey, girl!
-Hey, babe. Hey.
It's good to see you.
523
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,470
Samir?
524
00:20:08,604 --> 00:20:11,142
-Hey. Issa's friend. Lea.
-Hey.
525
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:12,579
Yeah, yeah. Hi.
526
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:17,555
-Did you make a sign yet or--
-No, uh, but I'm gonna.
I'm, like, just--
527
00:20:17,622 --> 00:20:20,828
-That's fucked up.
-No, I am literally about to--
528
00:20:20,895 --> 00:20:22,866
-I'm gonna make one--
-Nah, I'm just messing.
I'm messing. It's...
529
00:20:22,932 --> 00:20:24,703
[giggles] Yeah.
No, but seriously,
530
00:20:24,769 --> 00:20:29,278
Issa told me about your ex
and the whole... [whistles]
531
00:20:29,679 --> 00:20:31,650
-Oh. She told you about that?
-No.
532
00:20:31,717 --> 00:20:35,490
No, no, no. I'm...
I'm with you, okay?
533
00:20:35,658 --> 00:20:37,361
I'm for the boys.
534
00:20:37,428 --> 00:20:39,700
Listen to me,
this is why you can't
get finger-banged anymore
535
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:41,904
without signing
a fucking contract.
536
00:20:42,271 --> 00:20:44,375
Oh... Oh.
537
00:20:44,442 --> 00:20:45,678
Okay. I g--
538
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:50,955
-No, I guess
it is weird right now.
-So weird. It's really weird.
539
00:20:51,022 --> 00:20:52,324
Huh.
540
00:20:52,892 --> 00:20:53,928
Anyways.
541
00:20:54,061 --> 00:20:56,600
No, no. That's all you.
Please. No.
542
00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:57,768
Okay.
543
00:21:01,409 --> 00:21:06,786
Because, you know,
we can also go together.
544
00:21:07,387 --> 00:21:08,289
Um...
545
00:21:08,790 --> 00:21:11,630
Would I have to sign
a contract first or...
546
00:21:11,696 --> 00:21:14,067
Yeah.
My lawyer's already in there.
547
00:21:14,836 --> 00:21:15,871
Come on.
548
00:21:16,005 --> 00:21:17,809
-What sign are you?
-Sagittarius.
549
00:21:17,842 --> 00:21:19,579
I don't know my sign,
but I feel
like I'm a Sagittarius.
550
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,382
Can you pass me
that wine down there?
551
00:21:21,950 --> 00:21:23,988
[Randy] So, guys, we're just
gonna move down the line.
552
00:21:24,087 --> 00:21:26,492
What does Kyle's movement
mean to you?
553
00:21:28,429 --> 00:21:29,899
-Me?
-[Randy] Yeah.
554
00:21:34,742 --> 00:21:35,878
We are Kyle.
555
00:21:36,746 --> 00:21:37,649
I'm sorry?
556
00:21:37,848 --> 00:21:39,786
We are... We are Kyle.
557
00:21:41,488 --> 00:21:44,963
Did you know Monday
was a holiday?
558
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:46,667
Do you have all of it?
[stammers]
559
00:21:46,733 --> 00:21:49,873
-Oh. Randy! Hey.
-Hey, Billie. Great job today.
560
00:21:49,939 --> 00:21:53,413
Oh. Thanks. Um, hey, so I just
realized our meeting Monday,
561
00:21:53,614 --> 00:21:54,850
we're actually off work.
562
00:21:54,916 --> 00:21:57,421
-So, I was thinking
what if we--
-Oh...
563
00:21:57,487 --> 00:21:59,225
Right. You know what,
we'll do next week.
564
00:21:59,759 --> 00:22:03,467
Or... [chuckles] ...I'm around
right now, if you wanna
give Chuck and Laura a call.
565
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,071
-You know.
-Oh... Actually-- Crap.
566
00:22:06,372 --> 00:22:08,510
-Chuck's gone next week.
-Chuck's gone next week.
567
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:12,251
-We'll do the week after that.
-The week after that.
You know, um--
568
00:22:12,317 --> 00:22:13,519
Yeah. Oh... [squeals]
569
00:22:13,754 --> 00:22:14,990
No. Sochi.
570
00:22:15,056 --> 00:22:16,392
Uh, Laura is in Sochi.
571
00:22:16,492 --> 00:22:18,931
Yeah. It's not gonna work
next week. Um...
572
00:22:18,997 --> 00:22:21,368
How about February?
Feb's wide open.
573
00:22:21,570 --> 00:22:23,439
Okay. Uh, oh, sure.
574
00:22:23,607 --> 00:22:25,009
[chuckling] Yeah. Sure. Yeah.
575
00:22:25,076 --> 00:22:26,980
As long as you still
give a shit by then.
576
00:22:27,982 --> 00:22:29,384
Sorry?
577
00:22:31,590 --> 00:22:35,497
No, I-I just mean, um,
you know, with everything
going on right now
578
00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:40,506
in this climate, I just--
I hope that you still
give a shit
579
00:22:40,908 --> 00:22:42,110
about
580
00:22:42,912 --> 00:22:44,047
women.
581
00:22:44,916 --> 00:22:46,653
Excuse me?
582
00:22:47,087 --> 00:22:48,657
Just-- [stammers]
583
00:22:51,395 --> 00:22:53,165
You should remember
to be careful.
584
00:22:55,738 --> 00:22:58,009
I think you need
to go home, Billie.
585
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,146
Yeah.
586
00:23:02,918 --> 00:23:04,421
Don't come in Monday.
587
00:23:05,089 --> 00:23:07,127
Do you mean Tuesday or--
588
00:23:07,194 --> 00:23:08,496
That too.
589
00:23:18,116 --> 00:23:19,318
[Samir] I'm so...
590
00:23:19,385 --> 00:23:20,520
I'm so glad I met you tonight.
591
00:23:20,588 --> 00:23:22,457
Oh, yeah.
592
00:23:22,525 --> 00:23:25,831
It's so liberating
to meet a guy
who just doesn't give a shit.
593
00:23:25,898 --> 00:23:28,470
-[giggles] Like, yeah?
-Yeah. I don't give a shit.
594
00:23:28,538 --> 00:23:30,440
-Yeah.
-Okay. Spit in my mouth.
595
00:23:30,674 --> 00:23:31,977
[panting]
596
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,649
-Spit... Spit in your mouth?
-Fuck, yeah.
597
00:23:34,816 --> 00:23:36,453
-[hocks]
-Come on.
598
00:23:36,987 --> 00:23:38,624
-Just spit!
-I'm sorry. I'm trying.
599
00:23:38,690 --> 00:23:40,026
-I wanna give you
what you want. Just--
-Okay.
600
00:23:40,093 --> 00:23:41,495
[hocks]
601
00:23:41,763 --> 00:23:43,165
-Why are you going...
[hocks] Just spit!
-I was--
602
00:23:43,567 --> 00:23:44,970
-I'm gonna show you, okay?
-Okay.
603
00:23:45,003 --> 00:23:46,005
-[spits]
-Oh.
604
00:23:46,171 --> 00:23:47,608
-Yeah. No, that's good.
-[panting]
605
00:23:47,708 --> 00:23:49,344
-Thanks for showing me.
-Do you like that?
606
00:23:49,411 --> 00:23:51,081
-Yeah.
-You like being washed?
607
00:23:51,148 --> 00:23:52,484
Huh? [groans]
608
00:23:52,552 --> 00:23:53,687
-You like that?
-[grunts]
609
00:23:53,820 --> 00:23:55,223
-You like that? Right?
-Yeah.
610
00:23:55,490 --> 00:23:56,894
[laughs] You're a bad boy.
You're a bad boy.
611
00:23:56,961 --> 00:23:59,031
I'm a bad boy. No,
I'm a bad boy.
612
00:23:59,098 --> 00:24:00,166
-Fuck me?
-What?
613
00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:00,167
-Fuck me?
-What?
While I hold my face under.
614
00:24:00,167 --> 00:24:02,137
While I hold my face under.
615
00:24:02,806 --> 00:24:04,241
For drowning or...
616
00:24:04,876 --> 00:24:06,847
Yeah.
Is that a problem for you?
617
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:09,384
-If you drown,
is that a problem for you?
-[phone chimes]
618
00:24:09,719 --> 00:24:13,192
Oh! When's the last time
you peed? [chuckles]
619
00:24:17,635 --> 00:24:20,073
Sorry. I can't...
I can't do this.
620
00:24:22,110 --> 00:24:24,348
You're being be a little bitch,
aren't you?
621
00:24:24,916 --> 00:24:26,252
Yeah, sorry.
622
00:24:27,021 --> 00:24:29,157
This is
why I don't do fundraisers.
623
00:24:29,892 --> 00:24:31,095
I love your friends.
624
00:24:31,161 --> 00:24:32,798
-[chuckles]
-[♪♪ pop music playing on radio]
625
00:24:33,633 --> 00:24:35,303
[chuckles] Look who it is.
626
00:24:35,503 --> 00:24:36,840
Ugh, you showered? Lucky.
627
00:24:36,907 --> 00:24:38,844
-How'd it go with that girl?
-Good.
628
00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:41,617
Well, no. Bad. Technically.
629
00:24:41,850 --> 00:24:43,052
But she's cool.
630
00:24:43,519 --> 00:24:45,223
Also, Carly's fine, I think.
631
00:24:45,290 --> 00:24:47,094
See? I told you.
632
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,868
And on the spectrum of men,
I might just be
a little bitch boy.
633
00:24:51,536 --> 00:24:53,206
Which is good, I think.
634
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:58,016
Okay, now I am gonna go shower,
because I did
bring conditioner.
635
00:24:58,416 --> 00:25:01,823
-Love you, have fun.
-Wait, wait, wait. Don't.
636
00:25:02,324 --> 00:25:03,359
I've got you.
637
00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:05,030
[♪♪ "Purple Hat"
playing, muffled]
638
00:25:05,163 --> 00:25:06,966
[housemates
chattering, muffled]
639
00:25:08,235 --> 00:25:11,075
Hey. So, I think
I lost my job t--
640
00:25:11,308 --> 00:25:13,881
[chattering continues, muffled]
641
00:25:15,016 --> 00:25:17,555
-Hey, I-- What...
What is happening?
-We stole Kyle's coke,
642
00:25:17,721 --> 00:25:21,696
and now we're fixing
the boiler ourselves. We're
being our own Peter Heaters.
643
00:25:23,265 --> 00:25:25,336
[sighs]
644
00:25:25,336 --> 00:25:25,403
[sighs]
[on laptop] ...so, we're gonna
replace the boiler
with a 50 gallon...
645
00:25:25,403 --> 00:25:27,140
[on laptop] ...so, we're gonna
replace the boiler
with a 50 gallon...
646
00:25:27,207 --> 00:25:29,010
-[Issa] I got the tape.
-[Paul] Clockwise is right.
647
00:25:29,077 --> 00:25:30,280
-That's now counterclock--
-I have the tape. Guys, look.
648
00:25:30,347 --> 00:25:31,850
-Billy.
-[Anton] Hi.
649
00:25:31,917 --> 00:25:34,021
-[Issa] She's here.
-[Anton] Come, Billie, quick!
650
00:25:34,088 --> 00:25:36,392
There's a box labeled
"Samir baby hats." You have
to pick one. Come on, pick one.
651
00:25:36,559 --> 00:25:37,696
It's gonna be fun. Come on.
652
00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:39,198
[Paul] This doesn't look
like that.
653
00:25:39,265 --> 00:25:41,068
Why is it ticking?
Why am I ticking? Guys?
654
00:25:41,168 --> 00:25:42,838
-[Samir] It's moving now.
-[Issa giggles]
655
00:25:42,905 --> 00:25:44,508
-[Samir] Why is it ticking?
-[Paul] Lefty loosey.
656
00:25:44,576 --> 00:25:46,278
-[Paul] Yeah. Lefty loosey.
-[Samir] Hold that. Hold it.
657
00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:46,279
-[Paul] Yeah. Lefty loosey.
-[Samir] Hold that. Hold it.
Hold the flashlight, please.
658
00:25:46,279 --> 00:25:48,182
Hold the flashlight, please.
659
00:25:48,182 --> 00:25:48,183
Hold the flashlight, please.
-Okay, so it sounds
like it might explode.
-[Samir] I got it.
660
00:25:48,183 --> 00:25:51,088
-Okay, so it sounds
like it might explode.
-[Samir] I got it.
661
00:25:51,221 --> 00:25:53,560
Where can I help?
What can I do?
662
00:25:53,693 --> 00:25:56,165
"...if ticking lasts over
one minute total, there's risk
of immediate decap--" Uh...
663
00:25:56,231 --> 00:25:58,537
-There's a paywall.
-[Billie] No.
There's always a paywall.
664
00:25:58,670 --> 00:26:01,109
-Hey. Hey. Are you good?
-I'm good.
665
00:26:01,141 --> 00:26:04,181
Are you good?
Because if you're not good,
then I'm not good.
666
00:26:04,248 --> 00:26:06,620
-I'm good!
-[chuckling] Okay.
667
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,423
Look at these guys.
668
00:26:08,623 --> 00:26:10,026
[chuckling]
669
00:26:10,761 --> 00:26:12,030
You know what?
670
00:26:12,865 --> 00:26:14,134
We're gonna be good.
671
00:26:14,201 --> 00:26:15,203
Ugh!
672
00:26:15,270 --> 00:26:16,338
Still not hot.
673
00:26:16,405 --> 00:26:18,375
[♪♪ "Purple Hat" playing]
674
00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:22,050
♪♪ People ♪♪
675
00:26:23,285 --> 00:26:24,655
♪♪ People ♪♪
676
00:26:25,558 --> 00:26:26,693
♪♪ People, people ♪♪
677
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,930
♪♪ Dancing on the people
I've got ♪♪
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♪♪ I got people ♪♪
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♪♪ People ♪♪
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♪♪ People ♪♪
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♪♪ People ♪♪
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♪♪ Purple hat, cheetah print ♪♪
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♪♪ Dancing on the people
Rolled up at the after joint ♪♪
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♪♪ Dancing dancing
on the people ♪♪
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♪♪ People dancing on the people
I got people on the people ♪♪
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♪♪ People dancing
on the people ♪♪
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♪♪ With the people on the... ♪♪
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