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Welcome to the Intergalactic Translation Hub.

People in our galaxy speak, gesture and tele-project infinite languages,

but thanks to us, we can understand each other completely.

We are solely responsible for multiversal communication.

You finally got her approved to come to the office.

I'll have to get her a little business suit, right?

- [both laugh] - [whimpers]

[hologram greeter] Many Ergulon rotations ago,

scientists created a device that changed life as we know it:

the Enigma Core.

[Klak] It was a good workout, but she started

increasing the gravity halfway through and--

What? Gravity is already too much gravity.

[gasps] Are you at Zypha's?

Yeah. [chuckles]

Are you still wearing your gala outfit?

Uh, look at that, I am. Better go change.

[chuckles]

[sighs]

Ooh.

Sleech! [chuckles]

The Brain Link. That one links two people's brains.

Wow, imagine the fun we could have if I could control both our bodies.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. [chuckles]

[Flim humming in distance]

[buzzing]

[grunts]

Whoa.

[screams]

[gasps]

? ?

Um... hi?

[gasps]

Um...

- [grunts] - I got cinnamon ratflycakes,

and, if you'll excuse me, I'll make you fresh juice

from the leaves of the Y'Badoofoo tree.

Oh, wow. I love you.

I said "thank you."

If it sounded weird, I said, "I-I thank you."

[chuckles] Mm.

[vocalizing a tune]

? ?

Hey, Flim? Let's not tell Klak about us yet, okay?

Oh, ho, ho, the classic Flim and Sleech drama begins.

[laughs] Oh, I am not drama.

Hey, do you have a shirt I could borrow?

Preferably one with Klak's face on it--

- [screams] - Are you okay?

[clears throat] Totally.

Drama-free.

? ?

? ?

[grunts]

Ow.

[grunting]

Hi, I brought you scrubs and a lab coat-- Oh, no!

[panting] Your new bedside manner could use some work.

Are those for me?

No. Why, would you want flowers?

No. Why, would you want to get me flowers?

They're for my dad.

It's his big CuckaChoo recital today.

Of course, if you'd like me to stay here and help you--

I'm fine, Plowp. I'm not, like, sick-sick.

Okay? I always bounce back.

Well, good, because I'm looking forward to seeing my brothers.

We always have a lovely time at the CuckaChoo.

Great. Although, I shouldn't see patients in this condition.

It could do massive damage to my reputation and career.

And also, the patients.

I'll have Nurse Tup cancel your surgeries.

You should try to keep your stress levels down.

Stress can exacerbate the symptoms.

All right, I'll just relax with all my new, uncontrollable limbs.

You should tell Klak.

She's an excellent surgeon who reads medical journals for fun.

Plus, she's your best friend. For reasons no one understands.

- You're going to need her. - Fine! I'll tell her.

Do it today. Avoid stress.

[laughs] That'll be easy if you're gone for the day.

[shouts]

Uh...

I'm going to anesthetize you and then start this machine,

which will keep your blood inside while we replace your infected body parts.

Mmm.

[Klak] And he's out.

Oh, good, 'cause I'm ding-dang tired of Flork complaining

about his ding-dang foot and arm and half his face.

Feel free to keep me conscious. He hates blood, but I don't.

I love blood--

- Hi, Klak. - Zypha.

Have a good surgery.

Thanks. I mean, as I always say, I thank you. [chuckles]

I love you, too.

- She loves me, too. - [both] Yes.

[whoops] I'm back awake, baby.

Ooh.

- [dance music playing] - [clucks]

Hello, sweet brother.

- How are you? - Good.

I'm feeling pretty good.

- I lost my empathy, so-- - We can feel what you're feeling.

And now we can feel you feeling left out.

Okay. Let's hit the road. I brought our favorite seed cakes.

[laughter]

[chuckles] What are we laughing at?

Oh, apologies. Wrnkaw just had the funniest emotion.

Uh, no worries. You can just explain it to me. Please.

There aren't really words for it.

- It's a feeling. - [Flowp laughs]

- Wrnkaw's feeling it again. - [laughter]

[groans]

[Bing'Zoik Jones] And after the news, we hope you'll stay

for my favorite segment, "Bing'Zoik Learns to Cook."

[panting]

[Booper growling]

- [alarm sounds] - [gasps] No!

[distorted] I'm predicting that Bing'Zoik and I

will soon not be able to understand each other.

This might be the first vision you've gotten wrong, Cog-Debora,

because I've never been more in sync

with a coanchor or-- I'll say it-- a best friend.

[both laugh]

Bad girl! Bad Booper!

Oh, hey, so, something small came up.

Tiny, really. [chuckles]

Why are you smiling so big?

Sorry, I can't stop it, it's gonna be a problem

if I have to deliver bad news to a patient.

I just had a really, really fun time with Zypha.

What's the small, tiny thing?

- Well... - Mm-hmm?

I have...

...uh,

um...

a patient, named Hoogadoon Bonch.

Hmm, that name sounds familiar.

What are her symptoms?

Oh, just spontaneous cellular mutations.

Oh, wow. She's a Pluriform.

She uncontrollably changes shapes at random.

Ooh, I love her glasses.

- Mm-hmm. - There's a lot of discrimination against people with this disease.

- You know they can't even be doctors? - Uh-huh.

Or copywriters, weirdly.

- Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. - This is incredible.

For us. Not for Hoogadoon.

- [grunting] - [Booper growling]

[Rowfk] Booper, drop it! No. Booper.

[shouts]

No, no, no, no!

[gulps, pants]

- [gasps] Booper. - [Booper coos]

I'm getting word that the Intergalactic Translator is going down.

I repeat-- wakkooo bagolm oo dabbayooooo.

Zoik, zoik. Zoik, zoik, zoik, zoik.

Wait a minute, I do know the name Hoogadoon Bonch.

It was your fake ID name in college. [chuckles]

That is a wild coincidence.

Wait.

[sighs] Klak, I'm, uh...

[speaks alien language]

[speaks different alien language]

[alarm sounding]

[indistinct alien chatter]

The Intergalactic Translation Hub is down.

Come to me if you need assistance or translation.

I repeat... [speaks alien language]

[speaks different alien language]

This hasn't happened for thousands of years.

[Vlam gasps]

Vlam, I need your internal translator.

- I volunteer. - [both panting]

Mm.

[titters]

Hmm.

[gasps]

[sighs]

[distant chatter]

[speaks alien language]

Hmm.

[gasps] Yes.

[laughs]

What a glorious way to die.

[Azel] You won't die.

We're going to use you to translate for the hospital.

- [thud] - [gasps]

It's working.

I can extend this further, Dr. Azel.

I can translate for the entire city.

Dr. Vlam, I'm not sure--

There are more hospitals that need us.

That need me!

[moaning]

I'm doing it. I'm doing it!

[distorted] I-I'm doing it...

- [gasps] - [creatures hiss]

[horns honking]

The hospital must be a disaster. I hope Sleech is okay.

- And everyone else. - But mostly Sleech.

- Your ex. - [moans]

[horns honking]

[all sigh]

What? What are we feeling?

We're all gonna be in this car together

for a long, long time. Thank goodness.

- Imagine being out there, feeling so alone. - [sighs]

Oh, you feel alone. How challenging.

[babies crying]

[laughs]

- [sizzles] - Oh.

[screams]

[uplifting music playing]

[screaming]

- [Sleech grunts] - [baby crying]

[grunts]

[both gasp]

[cries out]

[grunting]

[exclaims in alien language]

[groans]

[grunting]

[speaks alien language]

[straining]

[whimpering]

Ah.

[speaks alien language]

[speaks alien language]

Ah!

[grunting]

Hey, everyone in the family is safe.

Are you and Sleech all right?

No. I'm okay, but Sleech, she's sick, Flim.

It's a mess here and I need to get supplies.

Can you come here, find her and make sure she's okay?

I-I'll try to get through to her somehow.

Ooh, I think I have an idea.

[speaks alien language]

[panting]

[panting]

[cries out]

[exclaims in alien language]

[speaks alien language]

[pained grunting]

[cries out]

[continues grunting]

[cries out]

[speaks alien language]

Ah. [gasps]

[cries out]

Aah!

[straining]

[speaks alien language]

[energetic music playing]

[horns honking]

So, has anyone read any good cookbooks lately?

[gentle dance music playing]

[sighs]

[all screaming]

[all cheering]

- [device beeps] - [both gasp]

[gasps]

Whoa. Can you hear my thoughts?

Kind of, yeah.

Plowp shared his empathy with me once.

This feels like that.

No wonder he finds me so annoying.

My thoughts and feelings are mostly shouts.

Are you and Plowp still close?

Never mind. Life or death situation.

- Here, use my body. - Use your body?

Oh, I'm too stressed to make a sex joke.

Eh, you're gonna report me after what you find out.

Here we go.

Oh, wow. [chuckles]

Oh, I guess I just go in you.

- Oh, and there we go. - [grunting]

[up-tempo music playing]

[groaning]

[grunts and groans]

How can I explain it? Growp is having

the most lovely feeling of nostalgia.

[others cawing]

You know what? Enough. I can't feel that.

I can't feel any of it. I'm feeling very left out.

And now, to remedy that, I will completely isolate myself.

Uh, what are you doing?

- I'll see you at the CuckaChoo! - [all exclaim]

[gasps]

[grumbles]

[all groan]

Ugh.

Ah!

- [mysterious music playing] - [grunting]

[sighs]

[both groan]

That was amazing.

So, now you know about my, uh, disease.

It's genetic. I would have told you, but...

The GHU will take away your license.

I should report you.

I can feel that you aren't judging me,

and that you won't turn me in.

I didn�t realize you would put your job in jeopardy for me.

And I didn't realize how much you liked my butt.

- Aah! - Aah!

- [sexy music playing] - [loud slurping]

- [growls] - [dolphin-like chittering nearby]

[Sleech chuckles, grunts]

Whoa!

[all exclaim]

- [up-tempo music playing] - [grunting]

Hmm.

[both grunting]

[both speak alien languages]

Aah!

Oh!

[elegant music playing]

[humming along]

[cheering]

[speaks alien language]

Ha-ha!

[laughs] Ah.

[whoops]

[barks]

You're never coming to work again.

[laughing]

I just don't get them anymore.

We used to be completely on the same page.

Aw, cluckie-chirp.

Relationships change because we change.

You and your brothers will find your way back to each other.

Ah.

- Or not. Who knows? - Ugh.

[Klak] I can't believe you.

The ten-year-long secret illness is one thing,

But Flim? Flim?!

I was gonna tell you about the disease but then the language went out.

You've had years.

Hi. I'm back. Oh, good, you told Klak.

Plowp knew before me?!

Did he also know about Flim?

- About what? - Not now, Plowp.

The worst part is I'm not allowed to be mad at a sick person,

but I am. I'm mad at you.

I went through hell to get you this stuff

and you were just here having sex with my brother?

More lies, more secrets,

and me, as usual, doing all the work.

I know, I should have told you, I just--

Our whole relationship is going to change.

Yeah, that's what relationships do. They change.

[exhales sharply]

I know you're mad, but can you just tell me that

you won't be mad at me forever, that we're still friends?

Asking me that makes me even angrier.

What? Why? I take it back.

Because of course we're friends. You're my family.

Why else would I be this angry?

[grunts]

[sighs]

I'm sorry that I didn't tell you about Flim.

It always ends badly, Sleech.

I'll be okay.

For me. You and Flim

always ends badly for me.

May I?

- [chuckles] - It's a temporary fix,

but we bought ourselves some time.

- Thanks. - [wristcom chimes]

I'll be right back.

Let me guess. More secrets?

[Sleech panting]

I heard Klak yelling.

It's so rare that it's kind of fun when she does.

[wristcom chimes] - I have to go.

You were right about me being drama.

Excuse me, we are drama. I know what I'm getting into.

Call me when you get arrested.

I always do. Mm. [chuckles]

[sighs]

Bummer.

Mmm.

[man cries out in distance]

Sleech, it's Choosh.

So, you said to call you if I saw a lady with a floaty eye

flying all around above her head, all buzz-buzz style.

The eyeball? I'm not sure but I think I see her. Wait.

No, it's not an eye.

Wait, no there she is. She's here.

Oh, she's coming right for me--

[groans]

[panting]

Leaving without me? Are you kidding?

You sure you want to be around me,

now that you know I'm a liability?

I've always known you were a liability, Sleech.

Get in. And if you keep one more secret from me,

I'm making you go to friends therapy with me.

You know I'll do it.

[up-tempo music playing]

Where are we going?

We're going to the most dangerous place in the galaxy:

my home planet.

[gasps]

[? Be Bop Deluxe: "Electrical Language"]

? I speak to you through electrical language ?

? Sometimes you hear me when our frequencies meet ?

? You try to listen but you don�t understand it ?

? Turn up the rhythm and you'll pick up the beat ?

? I speak to you through electrical language ?

? Sometimes you hear me when our frequencies meet ?

? You try to listen but you don�t understand it ?

? Turn up the rhythm and you'll pick up the beat ?

Chirp.

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