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? ?
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[satellite beam humming]
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[chittering softly]
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[Bing'Zoik Jones over radio] Happy
MooniYum.
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The day UniYum's satellite casts
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- the green glow that brings out impulsivity.
.. - [satellite beeps]
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...which makes people shop
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and do whatever else they want
in any given moment.
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Excited to wake up with you all tomorrow,
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regretting every terrible,
impulsive choice.
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[gasps] Dad, MooniYum is here.
MooniYum is...
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here.
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Buy two. Buy ten.
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Buy 20.
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[gasps]
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MooniYum Madness has begun.
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? ?
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Ah.
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{\an8}MooniYum or MooniYikes?
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{\an8}A look back at the best and worst
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{\an8}impulsive purchases
and actions of years past.
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{\an8}The Surgical Slicer-8000
with matching lab coat.
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Ooh-ooh.
The Surgical Slicer-9000 just came out.
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I'm a prisoner of my every whim.
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I disagree with the GHU's mandate
that hospitals stay open.
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We're clearly not trustworthy right now.
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Zypha. Have fun. Don't die.
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[mumbles]
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She decided to climb
the Floating Mountains of V'torg.
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Ooh, let's climb
the Floating Mountains of V'torg, too.
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I would never.
Wow, even UniYum's glow
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doesn't affect
my unrelenting fear of mountains.
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{\an8}Will I lose all of my money
betting on the robo-dog races,
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{\an8}like I do every MooniYum?
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Or is this the year Plowpy wins the day?
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Some of us are above the moon's influence.
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You're in the middle of getting a tattoo.
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- [buzzing]
- Make it bigger.
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Is that Dean Yanat?
From med school?
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{\an8}As much as I support
the student's Free the Sloops club,
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{\an8}MooniYum is not the day to overturn
a centuries-long practice. [chuckles]
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{\an8}We will continue to use the sloops
as test subjects.
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{\an8}We honor their sacrifice for science.
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{\an8}No! Free the Sloops!
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{\an8}-[shouts]
- [blubbers]
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Fascinating. Should I call my ex?
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Hey, Free the Sloops.
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That's the club we started.
They need me.
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That's it. I'm gonna free the sloops.
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No one should be tested on
and prodded their whole lives.
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This is probably about me and my mother.
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I'm coming. It's archaic to use
living beings as test subjects.
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It's horrific and inhumane.
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- [screeching]
- [munches]
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- Mmm.
- Let's go free some sloops!
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Do you think Motherboard sounds
like the name of a winner?
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[Bognoth humming]
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{\an8}- Father.
- [chuckling]
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I'm thrilled to be
at one of the best hospitals
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with one of the finest doctors
in the galaxy.
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And I'm thrilled to be with one
of the best dads in the galaxy.
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[chuckles]
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Here's where we'll be doing
your Brain Wash-N-Scrape.
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I can't believe
I get to perform brain surgery
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on my own dear father.
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Quark-Butterscotch lost?
But that was my inheritance.
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Oh, hello, sir. Uh...
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I might be gambling with my savings,
but I will not be gambling with your life.
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With your life? What does he mean?
What is he doing here?
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Son, you're the best doctor there is,
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but I've scheduled Dr. Plowp
to perform my surgery.
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He and I have the same alma mater.
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You know I like to support
my fellow Cyclops.
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? La, da, da-de-dee, da ?
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? Ooh, la-da, da-da-dee ?
Mwah.
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[both] Go, Cyclops!
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[gasps] You replaced me?
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Okay. Well, let's get your consciousness
safely out of this body.
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Bognoth, what do we know
about consciousness?
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Um, it's exhausting?
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It can't exist without a brain
or a machine for more than ten minutes
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- or it will completely disappear.
- [groans]
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- Daddy!
- He's fine.
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- He's in here.
- Hi, son.
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You know what's funny?
I can smell from in here.
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Bognoth, I was doing a cloud upload
of the recently dead
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when your father checked in.
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Will you keep an eye on it
while I'm in surgery?
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[rings]
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Hey, I figured it out.
Bet my brother's inheritance.
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His password is "ILoveMyBrothers1,"
exclamation point, pound sign.
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[gasps] That was brutal.
Some irresponsible shopping could help.
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I live a life of doing whatever I want
whenever I want without consequence.
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The glow doesn't affect me.
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But my father's opinion does. [crying]
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Oh, Dean Yanat.
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It's Sleech.
Of Sleech and Klak, successful alumni.
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You may remember me
as being voted "Most Likely to Die."
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[laughing] I think I came up
with that superlative.
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Klak!
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Oh! It's so good to see you.
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But what are you doing here?
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We're grateful to speak to you
about the sloops, Dean Yanat.
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As the co-founders
of the Free The Sloops Society on campus,
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you know this is a cause
we are both very dedicated to.
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But forgot about until this morning.
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Of course, I love a spirited debate.
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Because of MooniYum,
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most students and professors are out
skydiving or getting divorces.
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Professor Koosk is doing
both at once. [laughs]
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But I must warn you,
I'm able to stay resolute in our position
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because I have these
to counteract MooniYum's effects.
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The effectiveness
of glow-blockers isn't verified.
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Well, I haven't bought anything
in at least ten minutes.
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In fact, they're so effective,
I should buy another pair.
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- [blubbers] Blasted glasses.
- Ah!
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Surprise! I put a tracking device on you
and followed you here. [chuckles]
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MooniYum made me do it.
Is what I'll say in court. [laughs]
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I also bought hovershoes.
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Well, you can't hear me,
you're very far away.
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Ah! [laughs]
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I just need to...
lift with the hips, Teeb.
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[grunting]
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Hmm.
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[Klak] Behold the humble sloop.
May we honor their unwitting sacrifices.
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[sighs] Remember our sloops?
They were so cute.
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[chittering]
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Ow.
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Ugh, I hate testing on you, Subject 12-A.
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Yeah, it's not great.
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What?! How can you talk?
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Just jabbed her with a serum
to heighten her language abilities.
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Also did this one,
who quite honestly scares me a little.
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Will there be side effects?
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Uh...
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Shall we?
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[humming]
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If my dad picked Plowp to do his surgery,
even though he said I was the best doctor,
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does that mean I'm not the best doctor?
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And if that's the case-
preposterous, I know-
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would I also then question
everything and anything
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my father has ever praised me for?
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No, I refuse to believe it.
There's no way I'm a bad doctor.
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Would a bad doctor speed up this upload
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because it's so slow and boring?
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No, a best doctor would.
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[chimes]
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- [alarm blares]
- Ah!
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[all exclaim]
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Where am I? The real world?
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Is there anything worse?
Help me, Doctor!
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I don't know how.
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Was father right,
am I not the best doctor?
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Is my life a lie?
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Ah!
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[gasps]
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[exhales] Finally, someone good-looking.
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Or am I?
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Ah!
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Aw.
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They're just like us
when we were in school.
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Hello, Dean Yanat.
And welcome, Dr. Sleech and Dr. Klak.
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We have a list of demands...
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- [buzzing]
- [chattering]
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Uh, was he wearing that helmet before,
and crouched over like a rodent?
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Whoa.
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Oh. Meeting adjourned.
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[both panting]
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I'm the president,
I say "meeting adjourned."
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[metal clanking]
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[gasps] This is just like that horror sim,
Murder in the Vents.
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[weary groaning]
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[chittering]
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[rope snaps]
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[both shout]
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This is just like that horror sim,
Murder in the Nets.
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Should we go on a last-minute trip
to a fire planet or an ice planet?
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Or a planet where time's backwards?
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Yeah.
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I know you're here with me,
but I want all of you here with me.
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Oh, this is a big story, Joomo,
I can feel it.
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It always is.
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I remember when your other eye
used to look at me, too.
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[device burbles]
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Mm.
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Hi, Dean Yanat, Teeb Beeb here,
journalist from Deep Cuts.
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I have a question about Nak Nak Sleech's
med school application.
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It appears you never signed
her Medical Clearance Form,
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which means she technically
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shouldn't have been allowed
a medical license.
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Give me a call. Okay.
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Okay. Mm-mm.
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[gasps]
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[sighs]
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Sleech, if we die, I want you to know
I bought us matching funeral outfits.
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- What? So did I!
- [chittering]
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[whimpering]
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[Sleech] Ah. Sloops.
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[Subject 12-A] Stop! I know them.
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Let's take a beat, and kill them in five.
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Is that Subject 12-A
from our med school study?
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It is I, Subject 12-A
from your med school study.
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[exhausted panting]
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[indistinct chattering]
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I wish we could free them all.
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{\an8}Don't tell anyone we didn't kill you
like we were supposed to.
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We should start a "Free the Sloops" club.
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To change policy forever.
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[gasps] We love you.
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These are the sloops
you released all those years ago,
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experimental side effects and all.
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Of course, you cursed my sister and I
with the ability to speak-
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the rest of the sloops aren't afflicted.
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They are simpler creatures,
but no less brilliant.
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[growls, whimpers]
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This is Sleech and Klak,
they who gave us life.
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[sloops chatter]
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This is a MooniYum miracle.
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We actually came here
to convince Dean Yanat
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to stop testing on sloops,
once and for all.
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This is good news indeed.
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I have a few ideas as well,
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- I can tell you all about them-
- [Baghead exclaims]
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Oh, boy.
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Welcome, sis.
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Just in time for the show.
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- [electricity crackles]
- [babbling]
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[pants] Help. Help!
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- [grunts]
- Dean Yanat. Are you okay?
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Help me. [groans]
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Baghead. What have you done?
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The helmets work, sister,
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because we have the full power
of MooniYum's supercharged rays.
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Isn't it wonderful? [laughs]
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Mind-controlled?
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Baghead goes rogue sometimes
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but she's my sister-
what are you gonna do?
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This is as horrifying as it is cute.
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[panting]
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Dr. Azel, I need your help.
The cloud patients escaped.
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I can't. I'm getting
a back tattoo of my own face.
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- [kissing]
- Dr. Nerlo.
243
00:11:46,658 --> 00:11:48,749
And Matt?
244
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,835
Honestly, I can kind of see it.
245
00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:52,795
- [gasping]
- [cloud person 1] Pardon me. Hello. - [cloud person 2] Help us!
246
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:53,879
- [cloud person 3] Excuse me.
- [screams]
247
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,881
- Sir, please.
- Bognoth,
248
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:59,510
these cloud people won't,
uh, survive their afterlife.
249
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:02,430
If you don't get them back in the cloud,
250
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:03,889
they'll disappear forever.
251
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,225
Forever? I can't die again.
252
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,018
Nurse Tup, what do we do?
253
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,687
Buy stuff.
254
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:12,731
Ovu! Are you streaking?
255
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,025
- Because I am coming with you.
- [groans]
256
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,402
Help me, please.
257
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,446
I am very bad at doing that.
258
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:19,531
Daddy!
259
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:24,535
Dr. Plowp, I need your help.
260
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,245
I'm in the middle of this Wash-N-Scrape.
261
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,872
I just realized there's a tiny chance
262
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,999
I might be bad at everything.
263
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,669
When I can't do something,
you're supposed to do it for me.
264
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,713
Can't, Bognoth, you need to fix this leak.
265
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,548
- You're our only hope.
- [whimpers]
266
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,425
Come on, Mooncup.
Use those robot fins.
267
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,093
Plowp! Daddy's brain!
268
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,636
Sorry, sorry.
269
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,013
Come on, Plowpy. Focus.
270
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,973
[groans]
271
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,933
- [electric buzzing]
- [Baghead cackles]
272
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,436
[sputters]
273
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,855
[speaking gibberish]
274
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,231
Family. Am I right?
275
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,983
Wow. Mind control.
276
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,444
The GHU hasn't even cracked this tech.
277
00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,945
Because it's wrong.
278
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,156
No doctor would ever use mind control.
279
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,741
Oh, I would for sure.
280
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,284
Well, yeah, obviously we would.
281
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,452
But we need to set an example.
282
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,495
We need to save the dean.
283
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:10,080
- [Klak] Or free the sloops.
- Ooh.
284
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,166
Or buy ice cups on the floating
mountains of V'Torg.
285
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,793
[grunts] MooniYum is not
making it easy to focus.
286
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,129
[all grunting]
287
00:13:17,749 --> 00:13:19,798
[gasping]
288
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:23,178
Whoa. O-Okay.
289
00:13:23,797 --> 00:13:25,888
Hello?
290
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:28,558
I'm looking for information
on a Nak Nak Sleech.
291
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:34,480
Nak Nak Sleech? That's my sister.
292
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,440
- Come on in.
- So you're her real brother?
293
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,192
No surprises hiding here?
294
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:42,279
[laughs] No, but I understand
why you'd think that.
295
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,740
Sleech has always been wild and secretive.
296
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,868
When we were kids, we were
always getting into trouble.
297
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:50,037
- She's my sister, through and through.
- Oh. Oh.
298
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,665
I did have some follow-up questions.
299
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:55,334
I wish we could chat longer
so I could answer them,
300
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:59,297
but I've got three dozen
MooniYum deliveries arriving.
301
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,600
[chittering]
302
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:17,815
- [screams, grunts]
- [crashes]
303
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:18,899
[Teeb laughs]
304
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,109
Ah.
305
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,486
- [knock at door]
- Huh?
306
00:14:21,487 --> 00:14:23,404
Hello?
307
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:27,409
I'm looking for information
about my father Yuulow Moop?
308
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:35,207
Yuulow? That's my brother.
Your father. [laughs]
309
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,126
He's dead.
310
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,461
"In the event of a cloud leak,
try to gather all loose patients
311
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,755
into a backup drive until
our technicians can get there."
312
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:45,885
[gasps] Daddy's Consciousness Hard Drive.
313
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,389
Help me, please. [moans]
314
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,267
[Bognoth panting]
315
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:54,985
[groans]
316
00:14:54,986 --> 00:14:56,228
[groans]
317
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,274
Wow, I'm doing it. I'm fixing it.
318
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,067
Ugh. No one's looking.
319
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:05,362
[Bognoth Sr.] Son, uh,
I feel rather squished.
320
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:08,407
Is this part of the brain scrape, son?
321
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,700
[panicked groaning]
322
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:10,784
[panting]
323
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,454
I-I'm on hold with cloud customer service.
324
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,456
[screams]
325
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,957
[yelps]
326
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:21,295
Capacity limits are
for people without money!
327
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,173
[screams]
328
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,215
[gasps]
329
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,384
Bognoth, am I dead?
330
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,386
Oh, Father!
331
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:32,222
Your wait time has increased to six days.
332
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,183
Do something, you privileged fool.
333
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:38,896
[gasps] That's right.
I'm a privileged fool.
334
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:41,774
Give me Dithgor.
Tell her it's Bog Bog.
335
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,276
[snarling and grunting]
336
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,204
[speaking gibberish]
337
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:59,166
Oh! We're freeing the sloops.
338
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,626
[laughs] Yes.
339
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,630
Oh, man. We wanted to free the sloops.
340
00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:06,674
They're being mind-controlled
by the sloops.
341
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,258
[grunts]
342
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,426
[snarling]
343
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:10,886
We have to save them.
344
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,888
- The sloops?
- No, the people.
345
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:13,972
[groans]
346
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,517
[panting]
347
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,728
[snarling and grunting]
348
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,981
No! The students will ruin everything.
349
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,066
Stop them!
350
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,234
[student panting]
351
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,735
[sloops gibbering]
352
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:27,821
[student gasps]
353
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,447
[gasps]
354
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,573
[screeching]
355
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:34,786
This is the opposite
of what the club is about.
356
00:16:34,787 --> 00:16:36,328
I'm really sorry.
357
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,789
[shouts, yelps]
358
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,418
Oh, my! [pants]
359
00:16:43,163 --> 00:16:45,254
[laughing]
360
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:48,215
Dean Yanat, use the glow-blocker glasses
361
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,050
to diffuse the light of the green glow.
362
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,886
- [grunting]
- [grunting]
363
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,685
- [Sleech and Klak groan]
- No.
364
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,106
[whirring]
365
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,068
[beeps]
366
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,030
[murmuring nervously]
367
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,830
[all gasping]
368
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,167
Students, listen up.
369
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,627
What's the best way to disable
a robo-biotic creature?
370
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:28,088
Sever the neuro-biotic cord.
371
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,007
- What will that do?
- Kill it.
372
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,968
[Klak] Well, what if you're a pacifist
and want to stun it?
373
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,179
You need to jolt the neuro-biotic cord.
374
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,972
Exactly. Nice work.
375
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,113
[crackling, popping]
376
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,900
Wow. That was amazing.
377
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,068
You would make a good teacher.
378
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,738
Can you get me out of this net?
379
00:17:52,136 --> 00:17:56,074
Thank you for helping us, Subject-12-A.
380
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,284
What?
381
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,994
No more testing on sloops.
382
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:02,873
You're all invited to join
the robotics department as students.
383
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:06,168
The only testing you'll see
will be pop quizzes. [laughs]
384
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:08,879
Uh... am I invited, too,
385
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,131
even though I've been,
you know, a little evil?
386
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,967
Oh, yeah. Evil means nothing
if you're successful.
387
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:17,387
Your mind control technology
is incredibly advanced,
388
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:20,057
and your mechanized sloop statue was fun.
389
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:22,935
Imagine what you could do
with proper guidance.
390
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,020
Don't worry. It won't set us back.
391
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,773
We could start testing
on baby Turnellos instead.
392
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,484
They can't even scream.
393
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,902
- [squeaks]
- [gasping]
394
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,153
[gasps]
395
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:35,113
[chuckles] Oh, hello.
396
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,241
I prefer being in the bag.
397
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:40,452
Uh, sorry about her.
You'd think she was the side effect. Ha!
398
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,955
Well, she's not. I am.
399
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,541
With the good influence
of my sister and this school,
400
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:48,001
I will change my ways.
401
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:50,003
She won't.
You're making a huge mista-
402
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,171
[muffled speech]
403
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,382
Oh. The testing really got to her mind.
404
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,717
Oh, no. She's always been murdery.
405
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,135
Now, if you'll excuse me,
406
00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,681
I'm going to buy a backpack
and get an HPV shot.
407
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,599
I'm a college kid!
408
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,686
- [alarm ringing]
- Bognoth. What's going on?
409
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:06,937
- I fixed it.
- Huh?
410
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,438
I went to school with
the daughter of the best friend
411
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,982
of the woman who owns
the whole cloud tech thing.
412
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,066
I just put in a call and...
413
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,651
Uh, hi, there.
414
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,903
Can you get my dad back in my dad?
415
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,155
Thank you.
416
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:18,533
[grunts]
417
00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:23,120
[groans]
418
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:26,206
Son. I heard everything.
419
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:30,168
You did what you're supposed to do
when things get hard.
420
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,254
You used your privilege.
421
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:33,672
My boy.
422
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,925
[bookie grunts]
423
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,011
Tell Sleech not to wait for me.
424
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,179
[sighs]
425
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:45,601
Klak said you might
want this for research.
426
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:48,061
I'm not surprised this trouble
arrived with you. [chuckles]
427
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,856
Dean Yanat, I get that
you like Klak better.
428
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,482
Everyone likes Klak better.
429
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:55,013
But you could have been
a little more encouraging.
430
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,779
Dean Yanat. Teeb Beeb again.
431
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,698
Just following up
on your missing signature
432
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,742
from Sleech's medical clearance document.
433
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:04,661
I suspect she may be
hiding something from y...
434
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:07,831
No, I don't know where
you left your FaceLaser.
435
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,834
Are you really going without me?
436
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,882
Oh, that? Yeah.
437
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:20,260
Happens all the time.
Ink just disappears.
438
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:23,347
Sleech, I have always supported you.
439
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,098
I took a special interest in Klak
440
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:27,225
because she wasn't confident in herself.
441
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,937
And I didn't want her
to get in her own way.
442
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,188
But you? [chuckles]
443
00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:33,857
I never doubted you'd succeed.
444
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,735
Yesterday, I would have reported you
for this signature thing.
445
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:40,364
After today, I believe archaic laws
should be changed.
446
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,032
To not be able to be a surgeon
447
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:45,452
because you might get an illness? Absurd.
448
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,996
Well, I can't give Teeb Beeb
a forged document.
449
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:52,251
And there's nothing you can do
to get this document signed...
450
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:55,462
Put it on my head
so I won't be liable in court.
451
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,672
Come on now.
452
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,131
Oh...
453
00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:01,259
[laughs] That tickles. Oh!
454
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,679
[speaking gibberish]
455
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,976
I can't believe that all this time
I was your favorite.
456
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:11,520
[chuckles] Klak will always be
my favorite.
457
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:14,691
Should we buy a spaceship
that's also a can opener?
458
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:18,744
Oh.
459
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,331
[sighs]
460
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,210
Mm.
461
00:21:33,995 --> 00:21:35,961
{\an8}Hmm.
462
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:40,049
{\an8}Why would you be eating
Squirty Turleys if you're allergic?
463
00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:43,969
Mm.
464
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,472
Forged. I knew it.
465
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,601
[gasps]
466
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:55,064
[laughs] Oh, yes.
467
00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:58,692
[indistinct chatter on TV]
468
00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:00,861
[Plowp panting]
469
00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,821
Wait, what happened there?
470
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,699
He basically lost all his possessions
and has to work it off.
471
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,993
It's a six-month contract
where he races like an animal.
472
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,411
Yikes.
473
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:10,620
[gasps]
474
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:13,457
The dean offered me
a guest lecture position.
475
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,208
- That's amazing.
- Yeah.
476
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:17,335
It'll be weird doing
something without you.
477
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,712
Might have to get used to that.
478
00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:20,505
- What?
- Nothing.
479
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,924
Only a few minutes left of MooniYum.
480
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:26,762
[yawns] We should end
with one last impulsive adventure.
481
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,056
Yeah. Let's do it.
482
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:31,309
[both snoring]
483
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,159
Ah, giddyap, giddyap!
484
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,702
[laughing]
485
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,663
[? Drinking Electricity: "Good Times"]
486
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:55,499
? Give me the good times ?
487
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,710
? I want them now ?
488
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:02,130
{\an8}? Good times ?
489
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:06,009
{\an8}? Glamour, comforts, brighter lights ?
490
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:10,055
{\an8}? Love, colors, paradise ?
491
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,932
{\an8}? Join the party ?
492
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:13,475
{\an8}? Life's a game ?
493
00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:16,729
{\an8}? And the world turns faster ?
494
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:22,150
{\an8}? Consumer credit, toys to be bought ?
495
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:24,027
{\an8}? Cut-up process ?
496
00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:26,154
{\an8}? Life support ?
497
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:29,074
{\an8}? Moral backlash ?
498
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:33,162
{\an8}? And the world turns faster ?
499
00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:43,381
Chirp.
500
00:23:43,431 --> 00:23:47,981
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