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[birds singing]

- [snoring] - [blows raspberry]

- [snoring] - [groans]

- [snoring] - [squawking]

[ERGDA-8 sighing]

[beeps]

[cheers, laughs]

Whoo!

[humming]

[cheers]

[grunts]

[patient yelps]

[imitating a siren]

[exclaims]

- [muffled groaning] - [zapping]

[yelps, groans]

[sobbing]

[blows]

[moaning]

[groans]

Hoo-whee!

? ?

[Sleech] I like the taste of rat chug, but the smell is weird.

[Klak] That's so funny. I'm the opposite.

Dr. Sleech! My feather stylist has a rare opening tonight.

- Any chance you could cover my�- - No can do.

I signed up for the new house calls program today

because I'm an intrepid surgeon with a keen eye for adventure.

Oh, this is so exciting. I should pack you a lunch. Do you have a sweater?

Klak, I can take care of myself. I'm a lone space wolf.

Dr. Klak, would you be able to--

Sorry, Dr. Plowp, but I have my first date with Zypha tonight.

I'm taking her on a romantic hoverboat through the Fanzuu Swamps.

[chuckles] They let you touch the Fanzuu excrement.

- A Klak first date? I can't wait. - What?

She only means that you usually feel embarrassed

and deeply ashamed after your first dates.

Hey, remember when you read all those texts from your mom

to that invisible girl and didn't realize that she'd left? [chuckles]

Or the time the telepath had a panic attack

- just from hearing your thoughts? - [laughter]

Oh, no. I'm horrible at first dates.

Oh, don't listen to them, Klak. It's going to be great.

Or fine. It's going to be!

Plowp, I'll cover your surgeries. And Sleech, yours, too.

Nurse Tup, I'll take all open surgeries today.

Oh, what about the Fanzuu Excrement?

I have to cancel. If Zypha gets to know me, it's all over.

Well, I'm leaving so I don't have to talk to any of you anymore.

And I've got house calls to make, lives to save and jetpods to jet.

Ooh, I'll walk you.

Hey, Nerlo, have you ever gotten your feathers styled?

Do you have feathers?

[happy gasp]

- Dr. Klak. - Oh. Dr. Zypha. [stammers]

Dr. Sleech.

[chuckling]

What? The best way to ensure Zypha and I end up together

is to never go on a date.

Don't cancel. The only way you can ruin this is by avoiding her.

Oh, Sleech, there are a lot of ways I can ruin this.

If it's the right person, I don't think you can mess it up.

It's not like me and Plowp.

Or me and Matt. Or me and Flim.

- Am I the problem? - Lone space wolf.

You can't have cute awkward hallway run-ins forever.

[grunts] Wait, yes I can. That's it!

I won't cancel. I'm going to do micro dates on my breaks,

then I get to see her and I won't have time to ruin it.

This is such a great idea!

It's a very bad idea.

Have fun being a cold, hungry wolf.

Call me when your plan blows up in your face!

I always do!

[upbeat sci-fi music playing]

- [yelps] - You're my partner?

Ha! "Partner." No, I'm doing the pilot house calls program alone

because I'm a maverick.

[chuckles] No, you're not.

This program is based on the one I developed at Nebula, single-handedly.

And now Flork is bringing it here, and requiring it be done in pairs.

Is there anything worse than working with other people?

[groans] Fine. Let's agree to work alone, together.

- [grunting] - Hey, no.

- [grunting] - [Azel groans]

[console chimes]

[both sigh]

Now, take a deep breath, sit on my lap, and hug me.

[grunts]

[both straining]

I hate that this is science.

She seemed like a fighter. What about the others?

Well, the crash victims have minor sprains,

but in some fun news: they fell in love.

What about Meepo, my melted patient?

Meepo is dead.

- [ERDGA-8] To Meepo. - [Tup] To Meepo.

- Hey, Ergda. - Hey, Matt. You ready?

For a whole day without any emergencies, health- or snack-related?

- I sure am! - I'm ready to work hard at not working!

[laughter]

You know, if I liked group activities, I'd be jealous.

You deserve a break. Your job is really hard.

Thank you.

Your beak is re-fusing. No movement for one hour,

or you could rip your skull in half.

- Bye. - [whimpers]

[gasps] Oh! Ah, oh...!

And one and two and three and four and five, six.

[sighs]

[grunts]

Hi. Would you want to pet a Crawling Sprout?

Of course.

[laughing]

[giggles]

So, my surgery schedule is actually really packed,

and, uh, I thought, hey, maybe instead of one first date,

we could have a bunch of micro ones today, on our breaks?

That could be fun, yeah. And then there's less time for me to be nervous.

- You're nervous? - Uh, of course.

I nervous-ate every nut in that tree.

There were nuts in that tree?

Hundreds.

- [sweeping, ethereal music playing] - [Zypha giggles]

[laughing]

Mm. Mm.

- [laughing] - We did it.

A five-course meal in under five minutes.

[gasps]

Is my rash? Am I disgusting?

No, no, you're cute, you're cute.

I just-- I think you're allergic to the Kluvo herb in the sandwich.

They're putting it in everything now.

Kluvo. I'll add it to the list of 89 foods, scents, and thoughts

that trigger my rash. [chuckles]

- I could kiss you. - You should.

I got to go. [chuckles]

Oh. This one's in plant language.

Gyfirra zddkkk arythhfa.

Beautiful.

[lighthearted sci-fi music playing]

[both gasp]

Micro dates with you are the best thing that's ever happened to me.

I wish we had more time. Uh, in a chill way.

[both laugh]

[groans]

I wish I could spend more time with you, too.

[inhales]

[inhales]

[distorted screaming]

Ugh, I can still feel your cells shaking around in mine.

Even your atoms are insubordinate.

[funky sci-fi music playing]

Do you like this song?

Uh, no.

- [music shuts off] - Me neither.

[insects chirring]

You seem so at home in dirt and darkness.

- Ugh. Multiple children. - [pod chirps]

I hate families.

People relying on each other for support is objectively embarrassing.

- Exactly! - [both chuckle]

[both grunt]

Hello?

- Hello? I'm Dr. Azel-- - And I'm Dr. Sleech.

- here for Myrnu Ohnuu.

[fiddle music playing faintly]

Oh, good, the doctors are here,

to help us with your bent claws.

We're celebrating Grandma Ohnuu's birthday.

Would you like some pie?

- Well, I do love pie. - I love pie.

- [gulping] - Mm.

- I don't-- I don't feel so good. - What's happening?

[woozy groaning]

Shortness of breath. Blurred vision.

Palpitations. Dry mouth.

I want to be clear. I am diagnosing this before you:

- Poison. - Poison!

[both moaning]

[music distorts]

[sighs]

[laughter]

Where are you taking us? Remember, I only have about 40 minutes for lunch.

- Well... - [chuckles] What?

You said you wanted more time, so I got us more time.

A lot more time.

What do you mean?

I booked us a room at the Time Dilation Hotel for 20 minutes.

It sits on the brink of a black hole,

so every minute out here equals an hour in there.

We get 20 hours of uninterrupted alone time

and you don't miss any work.

[chuckles] Oh, wow.

20 hours. Of me. [chuckles]

Great.

[tranquil flute music playing]

[inhales deeply, sighs]

Got jumbo size for you.

[munching]

Matt, Ergda! So glad you made it.

We're free-form today, paint whatever catches your eye and your spirit.

I wonder if I could paint the inside of a vending machine.

Matt. What did we say?

[sighs] No work talk on our day off. You're right.

[both inhaling, exhaling]

[humming]

[choking] My gum.

Is anyone a medic?

- [grunts] - Wait.

[grunts]

[relieved sigh]

- Do you need anything? - I could use some new gum.

- [grunts] - Wait.

Oh, never mind, I have some. [chuckles]

[ambient music playing]

Hi. I reserved a room for 20 hours.

Minutes. Hours.

Welcome.

Thank you for choosing to quickly slow down with us.

Would you like a cup of tea

from our Around the Hole Tearoom while I check you in?

- No. No tea, thanks. - [laughs]

You're going to learn everything there is to know about each other.

Everything. Nothing's staying hidden. [laughs]

Do you want to go check out our suite? We can relax, order room service, talk.

I'm not, uh... I'm not always great at talking.

- [chuckles] - I think you are.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

[chuckles]

[groaning]

[panting]

[exhales, stammers]

Uh, hey, whoa.

Do you know where my medical bag is?

Do you know where the other doctor is?

Your friend is resting.

It's important you know that they're not my friend.

[grunting]

We don't get a lot of service down here, deep in the caves.

You're really sick, just like the others.

Like the what?

I said I'll go get Mother.

[heavy breathing]

[pulsing music playing]

Uh...

[gasps]

[groans]

[Azel inhales]

- [gasps] - [gasps]

- Ah. Ooh. - [thuds]

[groaning]

[grunting]

[grunting]

Now I'm just going to lock you in here to quarantine you.

For your own safety.

You're a doctor, you understand.

[lock clicks]

[gags]

[grunting]

Oh, no, I'm gonna die smelling like soup.

[gasps]

Sleech, you'll never believe-�

Klak. I'm at a house call

and I think they might be trying to kill me.

[painful groaning]

[quietly] I might die here and I just wanted to say...

[inhales] ...please bury me in the cool outfit

that emphasizes the curve of my tail.

[distorted voice]

Sleech, I can't understand you, but I'm at the Time Dilation Hotel with Zypha.

I'll call you in 20 minutes once I've ruined everything.

[high-pitched, high-speed talking]

Uh-oh, I'm hallucinating.

Time to... [pants]

save the day.

Poor dear, you got all worked up.

[intriguing music playing]

[Zypha chuckles]

...yeah, because I went to a lab school with robots my mom made.

My best friend was Model 4F. [chuckling]

We keep in touch, but I keep getting older and she stays programmed seven years old,

so we mostly talk about stickers.

I didn't go to a traditional school, either.

I-I-I went to a family homeschool. My best friend was a twig.

I still can't sleep without him.

Really? I can only sleep after I log

all my emotional fluctuations throughout the day.

- My mom used to make me do it. - Why would she have you do that?

It was important to keep a record for her research.

Parents, right?

Yeah. Parents.

You're amazing.

Some of my colleagues say I'm, um, terrible at first dates,

but we're having a really great one.

I am, at least.

I'm bad at first dates, too.

So socially weird sometimes.

- [Klak munching] Mmm. - It's because I, um...

- I grew up in a cult. - Me, too.

The cult of Dr. K. [chuckles]

Yeah. We-we lived off the land and were this huge, loving family.

One day, when-when I was 10,

my dad-- who was the cult leader, uh, I suppose--

uh, he had me pick a certain flower to brew tea for everyone.

So I brought them back and we brewed them into a tea.

And I tried it, it was really bitter, you know, so I didn't drink it,

but I watered my favorite plant with it, the South Star Daisy.

I know that flower from somewhere.

The next morning, I woke up to find that my plant was dead.

So... that the tea was poison.

You're the Little Flower Girl? The one who saved the Fleezlebot Family?

Yeah. Yeah. And my-my dad is in jail.

Yeah, I still visit him, though. So.

It's complicated, you know?

He really thought that he was gonna transport them to Planet Fleezlebot.

So. I-Is it okay I told you all that?

[gags]

Yeah, no, yeah, it's too much. I-I'm sorry.

There's never a right time to tell people about the cult.

I... can't...

I-I shouldn't have brought it up, you know. [gasps]

[choking]

- [metal clinking] - [groans]

Are you preparing to cook me?

[chuckles] No.

It's an old remedy, helps with fever.

And this butter will stop your dizziness.

Ah...

Oh.

[lively music playing]

- [alarm chiming] - [Grandma Ohnuu] Uh... What?

Ooh.

[groaning]

- Come with me. - Me? Come with you?

Excuse me? I'm saving you. [groans]

[both grunting]

Ah, what made us sick?

[both] It's... the berries.

It's an endosymbiotic mold on the berries.

That's why it's progressing so quickly.

If we don't get anti-fungals right now, we're going to die.

- [car alarm chips] - [gasps]

[groaning]

[Grandma Ohnuu] They're not here.

We won't make it in time. We're too weak alone.

Oh, no. We need to get in the Warp Speed position and roll.

I hate that you're right.

[straining]

[Mom Ohnuu] They're not in the kitchen.

If they kill me, tell Klak I love her.

If they kill me, don't let my downstairs neighbor get my apartment.

- Ah... - Ah...

[groaning]

[Sleech] Hello.

Wonderful. You're back. We're feeling much better.

Less delusional.

- What? - These skrindle berry vines have a toxic mold.

They're incredibly poisonous to everyone else but you.

We believe that because of your constant exposure to them,

your family has built an immunity.

That's why you aren't sick and didn't know we would get sick.

[chuckles] Right? You didn't know we'd get sick.

Of course not.

I didn't see anything wrong with the berries.

I'm so sorry.

I should have called you doctors here to check my eyes.

Dr. Sleech was so paranoid, she thought you were trying to kill us.

[laughter]

We're gonna neutralize the toxin.

Thank you for ridding us of this poison.

- You're welcome. - You're welcome.

Now let's fix that claw.

- [gasps] - [panting]

There's Kluvo in the chocolates.

She's in anaphylactic shock. Call an ambulance.

I can call one, but it'll take at least 15 minutes,

which means it'll take 15 hours.

[Klak choking]

The combination of these two herbs mixed with caffeine should mimic epinephrine.

[groans, pants]

[relieved sigh]

You're hot when... [catching breath]

...when you save my life.

[laughs]

The whole tea part of this is bringing up a lot for me.

? I love a Tersker field ?

? It's where the Terskers wield ?

? Their legs that are weapons ?

? And arms that are knives ?

? Now put on your Tersker shield ?

- Ow! - Eh-ow!

[alarm rings]

You're off-duty. Just hit ignore and keep singing.

But somebody is dying from an allergic reaction at the Time Dilation Hotel.

What? I have a vending machine there.

What if it was my snacks that made someone sick?

We have to go.

[grunting]

I have to send in my gurney.

[siren wails]

Maybe they don't need us.

Looks like they're covered, ambulance-wise.

Mmm.

And snack-wise. Spiked fizz?

- My treat. - You don't have to ask me twice.

[both laughing]

I can't believe we thought they poisoned us.

I suppose it makes sense that you and I immediately assumed

a nice family was trying to murder us.

We aren't particularly trusting.

You should have let me die.

Now I have to live knowing you saved my life.

[chuckles] Don't worry. You also saved mine.

- I already regret it. - [upbeat music playing on speakers]

I lied earlier. I love this song.

It's a perfect song.

That was too close.

No more doctors, we got cocky.

I wish this pie had people in it.

Oh, what a day.

All right, a snack delivery.

[gasps] They're all broken and crumbled.

No matter how hard we work, some snacks arrive broken.

Some snacks arrive dead.

[sighs] I'm sorry about today.

This was all my fault for pushing short dates.

We should have just, just gone on a normal date.

- I was so scared I'd mess things up. - You thought you'd mess it up?

Why did I take us on a 20-hour date and tell you about the cult?

I hate that that happened to you.

Me, too.

Do you think that we messed up our first date?

I think maybe you can't mess things up with someone if they're the right fit.

I agree.

So, what should we do for our second date?

Oh, so you want to go on a second?

I'm sorry, you worked well with Azel?

Not only that, but they like good music.

And they're not not fun? I hate that I know this now.

What? Are you, like, friends with my ex?

No, of course not. I'm just mold high.

Hate Azel, yuck. [chuckles]

I can't believe I almost died because of a moldy skrindle berry.

Moldy skrindle berries? They typically can't mold.

You'd have to be intentionally cultivating the mold for poison.

On the family compound,

we had an entire greenhouse just for poisonous plants.

You know, I really should have suspected then.

I was in a cult.

- There I go, oversharing again. - I like when you overshare.

I like when you overshare.

[both laughing]

Oh.

? I love a Tersker field ?

? It's where the Terskers wield ?

? Their legs that are weapons ?

? And arms that are knives ?

? Now put on your Tersker shield ?

- ? Ow ? - ? Eh-ow ?

? I love a Tersker field ?

? It's where the Terskers wield ?

? Their legs that are weapons ?

? And arms that are knives ?

? Now put on your Tersker shield ?

? Ow ?

? I love a Tersker field ?

? It's where the Terskers wield ?

? Their legs that are weapons ?

? And arms that are knives ?

? Now put on your Tersker shield ?

- ? Ow ? - ? Eh-ow ?

Chirp.

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