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Oh, you could fry an
egg on my forehead.
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If you're getting up,
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would you get me
another lemonade?
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Ready?
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(all sighing)
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Stevie's house has
air conditioning.
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Let's get some more.
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* Yes, no, maybe
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* I don't know
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* Can you repeat the question?
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* You're not the boss
of me now *
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* You're not
the boss of me now *
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* You're not the boss
of me now *
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* And you're not so big
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* You're not the boss
of me now *
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* You're not
the boss of me now *
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* You're not the boss
of me now *
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* And you're not so big
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* Life is unfair.
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We're not renting the
fanciest place on the Big
Island, but, you know,
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at least I'll have a place
to work on my cliff diving.
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Wow.
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We're actually
sharing a houseboat
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with Stevie's family on a man-
made lake by the power plant.
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I don't want to meet the
girl that would impress.
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Do not touch!
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I'm not.
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Hal. Let me see
your bathing suit.
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No. All these ones
you picked out
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are too big and baggy.
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Baggy is good.
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It's less surface
area I have to shave.
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I like the little one.
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No, Hal, you always pop
out of the little ones.
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I do not pop out.
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That was one time.
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Hal, the Kenarbans are
conservative people.
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We're going to be in very
close quarters with them.
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Now, you get the baggy ones.
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Let me just show you something.
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It better not be
that suit in the egg.
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Don't say anything
until you see it.
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MAN:
Oh, whoa!
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Dewey.
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Can I see that spear gun?
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Sure.
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Now, don't tell me this
doesn't do something for you.
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(gasps)
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Oh, I-I'm sorry.
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I thought you were my wife.
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My wife has
the exact same shape...
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(gasps)
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(gasps)
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(gasps)
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So, maybe when I get back,
you know, if you wanted...
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Maybe I can
give you a call.
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Maybe.
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(laughs):
Whoa. Look at that guy.
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Psst. Psst.
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Do you know him?
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Who? That nutcase?
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Of course not.
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You want to help me
choose a surfboard?
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Okay.
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Malcolm!
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Oh, for the love of...
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Excuse me.
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Oh! God, it's not me--
it's the suit.
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I am a normal person!
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I'm here with my family.
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My son is right over... Malcolm!
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Come with me.
No, no, no.
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I know how this looks,
but I'm telling you...
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Malcolm!
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Wait, no, no, no.
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This is a complete
misunderstanding.
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Dude, where were you?
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If Spangler finds out
you blew off drill practice,
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he's going to kill you.
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I'm not afraid
of Spangler anymore.
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Why aren't you in uniform?
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I'm leaving. I'm out of here.
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You can't just leave.
Yes.
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I can. I just turned 18.
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I'm legally an adult and
no one can tell me what to do.
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I'm getting
the hell out of here.
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You're not going to graduate?
Nope.
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I'm going to Alaska.
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Francis, it's
crazy up there.
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You can make $45 an hour working
on oil rigs or logging camps,
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and you don't even
need a diploma.
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Wait, $45 an hour?
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That's with
room and board.
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You work a couple of years,
and you're set for life.
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Something to
remember me by.
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Do you realize
how close your father came
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to being a registered
sex offender?!
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A registered sex offender!
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And for what?
For some trampy girl? For...
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Mom, please! I feel terrible.
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I completely
understand what I did.
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I sold out
my own father for a girl.
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It's, like, the worst
thing I've ever done.
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We both agree,
I'm a terrible person.
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For some girl
you don't even know!
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Who wouldn't give you
the time of day!
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That's the gratitude
you showed your father.
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Hey, maybe I'm
the good one after all.
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Here, Mom,
for your throat.
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I put a little
honey in it.
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That man gets
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one vacation a year,
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and this is how you start it.
(phone ringing)
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You go and make it right!
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Hello.
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Dad's probably
not that mad at me.
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I mean, it's not
like I personally
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shoved him
in the squad car, right?
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Dad, can I
talk to you?
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Uh, no, not right now.
I'm kind of busy.
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Reese, can you come in here
and help me with something?
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Oh, sure, Dad.
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I love to be helpful
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Close the door.
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Absolutely not, Francis!
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Mom, you're not listening.
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I can make $45 an hour.
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That's more than
you or Dad makes.
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You are going
to graduate from high school.
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Why spend the tuition?
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It's a total waste of money.
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We both know I'm failing.
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Okay, now we both know.
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Francis, you are going to stay
in school until you graduate,
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and that's all there is to it,
and if you flunk out,
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then that's just another year
you're stuck there!
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You just can't stand the fact
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that I'll be making
more money than you!
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(screams)
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Whoa, that was close.
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KITTY: Oh, look at all this
lovely scenery and nature.
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This is going
to be wonderful.
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Dear, did you pack my hat?
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
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You should have
asked me to.
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No problem.
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I'll just create one
out of newspaper.
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Everything okay?
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Everything's wonderful.
We're on vacation.
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The whole drive up here,
Dad wouldn't even look at me.
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I just wish I could take
those two minutes back.
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That's the King of the Seas?
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(shrieks)
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There's no TV! There's
no TV! There's no TV!
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There's no TV!
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(chuckles)
There's your TV.
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I don't see any TV.
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Excuse me.
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Okay.
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Dad, I'll help you
with that.
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No, no. I've got it.
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Dad.
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Please, wait.
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Come on.
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Talk to me, please.
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Okay, fine.
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(laughs)
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I wanted to wait
until this afternoon,
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but what the heck.
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Check this out.
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It's a Cavanaugh.
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You remember last year
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you saw a picture in a magazine
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of a father and a son
fishing together
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and you said, "Oh, I'd like
to try that sometime"?
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Yeah?
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Yeah, well, I just kept
looking at that picture
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and I was thinking
about you and me
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and I... started putting
a little money away,
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and, you know, I just...
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I got this for you.
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Oh, man, you wouldn't believe
how hard this week has been.
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Every time that
I looked at you,
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I wanted to spill
the beans, but...
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This is why you
wouldn't talk to me?
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We'll take the dinghy out
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and we'll do some fishing,
just the two of us.
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Great.
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See you on board, Skipper.
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Hey, guess who's
still the good one.
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Do... (gasps)
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you... (gasps)
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I see it, too.
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Hey, boys, what
are you doing?
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I don't know--
what are you doing?
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(giggling)
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Where'd you
get the boat?
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We stole it from
our spirit camp.
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We're going to
get cigarettes.
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Spirit camp?
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So you girls are...?
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Cheerleaders.
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Bad... (gasps)
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cheerleaders.
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Yeah. We haven't seen any boys
in, like, six weeks.
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Even you guys
are starting to look good.
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(giggling)
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Tammy!
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Wait.
Where are you guys going?
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Follow us and find out.
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Get... (gasps)
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the boat!
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Ready to go fishing, son?
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00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,887
Now?
Sure.
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00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:17,390
We're catching
everyone's dinner.
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00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:19,192
Now, don't you take this
personally, all right?
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This is a special thing
218
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with Malcolm and me,
just this one time.
219
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,633
Too bad you can't
come with us.
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Too bad we're taking the boat.
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Oh. Oh...
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Nope.
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At least Reese and Stevie
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are as bored
and miserable as I am.
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Remember...
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00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,825
to call me...
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Snoop.
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00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,502
(yelling)
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00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:05,005
(all cheering)
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00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:16,116
(yelling like Tarzan)
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00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,532
(sighs)
This is great--
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to just relax
with adults.
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"Suffocate."
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00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:41,141
Good for you, Abe.
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"Crybaby."
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00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,382
I believe that's
two words, dear.
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Okay, then... just "baby."
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I heard what
happened, cadet.
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00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,559
My, my, my, all that splintered
wood and broken glass.
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(clicks tongue)
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00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,563
I brought you something.
242
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:04,998
What's that?
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00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,566
A hammer, cadet.
244
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,836
I expect you to repair
the trophy case.
245
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,004
You'll find lumber
in the common room.
246
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,840
I have a nine-inch gash
in my leg.
247
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:16,576
Hmm, that's quite a handicap.
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00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:17,644
Cadet,
249
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you damaged school property
250
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,582
and you are the one
responsible for repairing it.
251
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:25,685
Consider it a character
building lesson.
252
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,154
I didn't damage anything.
253
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,521
That was negligence.
254
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:31,158
The phone was improperly
connected to the wall.
255
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,359
That is totally unfair!
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00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:35,095
I decide
what's fair around here.
257
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,931
But, wait,
maybe I've been hasty.
258
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:41,068
No, now that I've reconsidered,
the decision stands.
259
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,570
You will fix the damage
by the end of the week.
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00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,305
That is all, cadet.
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00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,441
(grunts)
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00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:51,678
Dewey, you have to
let go of the rope.
263
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,013
You're all sunburned.
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00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:53,947
No.
265
00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:54,848
Just let go.
266
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:57,417
It's going to be dark soon.
267
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,251
I can't.
268
00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,286
Yes, you can.
269
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,054
Just open your fingers.
270
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,222
But I'll fall.
271
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,356
That's the point.
272
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,624
Dewey, just don't think.
273
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,359
Just do it, just let go.
274
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,428
No!
Oh, for crying out loud.
275
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:12,399
You let go of that rope,
and you come in for dinner!
276
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,434
Come on, honey.
277
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,803
No... ow!
278
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,038
Come on, honey,
I'm making French fries.
279
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,472
Ow!
280
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:20,740
Your favorite--
ice cream.
281
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,742
You know you love ice cream.
282
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:25,979
HAL: And it was wriggling
and fighting me.
283
00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,647
But finally I got it
on the hook.
284
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,049
That was one hell
of a worm.
285
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,551
Thought for sure
I'd catch something with it.
286
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,087
Oh, Dewey, would you
pass the salt, please?
287
00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,325
Where'd you get
that shiner?
288
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,960
Mom.
289
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:41,995
It was horrible.
290
00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,631
We were stuck
out there for hours.
291
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,266
It was so boring.
292
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,171
What are you smiling about?
293
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,672
I like these potatoes.
294
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,274
(both laugh)
295
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,976
You guys went to the camp?
296
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,978
Oh, man, what was it like?
297
00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,914
Imagine a hundred fat guys
falling down stairs,
298
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,315
knocking over old ladies.
299
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:05,518
Multiply that by ten,
and you're not even close.
300
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:06,619
STEVIE:
Until today...
301
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:10,290
I'd have traded...
302
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:14,461
my life... for anybody's.
303
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,367
No way. It's Mom's.
304
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,369
If it were Mom's...
305
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,371
would I do this?
306
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,173
(sniffing)
307
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,807
(sighs)
308
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:31,811
That was delicious.
309
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,949
I am so sorry about Abe.
310
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:36,984
What do you mean?
311
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,718
Oh, you're sweet to pretend,
312
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,221
but I know he is ruining
everyone's vacation
313
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:44,124
with his pouting
and his sarcastic little digs.
314
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,726
Well, if it's bothering you,
you should talk to him.
315
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:47,827
(sighs)
316
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,730
Sure is a beautiful night.
317
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,165
You're right.
318
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,868
Anything is better than this.
319
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,803
Malcolm, better
hit the hay.
320
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,639
We're getting up
pretty early tomorrow.
321
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,408
Nighty... night.
322
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:02,742
(both laugh)
323
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,577
ABE: Oh, I'll tell you
what the problem is.
324
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,179
I hate this boat!
325
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,314
I hate this place!
326
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,082
I hate everything about
this damn vacation!
327
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,850
KITTY: Then why didn't
you say anything?
328
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,185
ABE: What difference
would it make?
329
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,222
This whole trip was your idea,
and God knows,
330
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,857
whatever Kitty wants,
Kitty gets!
331
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,692
KITTY: Stop behaving like
a total ass.
332
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,228
You're ruining
everyone's vacation.
333
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,931
ABE: I could be sitting
in a suite in Hawaii right now!
334
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,099
KITTY: You know these people
can't afford that.
335
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,668
ABE: Well, pardon me
for going to college
336
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,103
and earning
a decent living.
337
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:33,273
Should I drive a crappy car
because they do, too?
338
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,842
No, they cannot hear me.
339
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,946
And even if they could,
they'd certainly understand
340
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,848
that it's just
my puckish sense of humor.
341
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,616
Oh, it will, too, work.
342
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,018
They're not that smart.
343
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,787
Turn on the radio.
Yeah.
344
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:51,124
(snoring)
345
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,093
(loud snoring)
346
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,235
(loud snoring continues)
347
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,594
*
348
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,568
116...
349
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,471
What?
Nothing.
350
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,311
117...
351
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,246
You know, I didn't want it
to come to this,
352
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,348
but there's only so far
a person can be pushed.
353
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,916
You don't have
to persuade me.
354
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,019
This is exactly
the kind of injustice
355
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,687
the Alabama legal system
was designed to address.
356
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,290
Now, just sign here.
357
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:02,295
And we'll need your parent's
signatures at the bottom.
358
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,004
Great.
359
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,939
I'm a notary
as well as a lawyer,
360
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,374
so I can have this expedited.
361
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,476
Great.
362
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,546
(phone ringing)
363
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,314
(high-pitched voice):
Hello.
364
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,950
Well, he's in with a client
right now.
365
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,053
Can he call you back?
366
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,455
What's your name, sugar?
367
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,790
Mom, no, please!
We can't watch Dewey.
368
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,059
We already have plans.
369
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,660
And now they include
your brother.
370
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:34,661
Mom...
371
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,029
This isn't
a negotiation.
372
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,864
You're going to take
your brother with you
373
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,566
and you're going
to have fun with him!
374
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,102
(whimpering)
375
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:47,640
Now, remember,
this is a magic buoy.
376
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,808
Mermaids are drawn to it,
377
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,077
and they'll grant
your every wish.
378
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,045
But they won't show up
379
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,713
if there's more than
one person here.
380
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:54,747
Just leave.
381
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,250
Don't insult me.
382
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,371
Hi, Malcolm.
383
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:21,273
Me and my naked friends
got tired of waiting for you.
384
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:25,444
You don't want that jerk Reese
to have all the fun, do you?
385
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,614
(gasps)
What happened?
386
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,282
You catch something?
387
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,283
No.
388
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,385
We're never going
to catch anything.
389
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:33,620
I know.
390
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,856
This is really
awful, isn't it?
391
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,925
I don't think
there's a darned fish
392
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,927
in this whole lake.
393
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,396
You know what,
it doesn't matter.
394
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,666
It's just nice being
out here with you.
395
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:50,603
Dad?
396
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:51,704
Hmm?
397
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,273
You know the other day
at the store
398
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,275
when I pretended
not to know you?
399
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,209
Yeah.
400
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,877
That was a new low.
401
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,381
Well, there was
this girl...
402
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,615
Really?
403
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,553
I'm sorry.
404
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,788
I know.
405
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,158
Ooh, looks like
406
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,392
you got a nibble.
407
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,827
Attaboy. Set the hook.
Set the hook.
408
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,796
Yeah, let him run.
Let him run.
409
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,065
Okay, now reel him in.
Reel him in.
410
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,067
Attaboy. Attaboy.
Look at that!
411
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,470
(laughs)
Come to Papa, baby.
412
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,573
You betcha. Oh, yeah!
413
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,475
Oh! That's a striper!
414
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,109
(both laughing)
415
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,011
Look at that beauty!
Way to go, Malcolm!
416
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,513
Thanks, Dad.
417
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,481
(girls laughing)
418
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,649
He's four pounds
if he's an ounce.
419
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,618
Yeah.
420
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,453
(girls laughing)
421
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:50,697
Huh.
422
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,131
Isn't this your brother's shirt?
423
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,235
(motor revving, Hal screams)
424
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,381
(panting)
425
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,683
Why?
426
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,990
You are in so much trouble!
427
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,893
I know!
428
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,862
I can't believe it either.
429
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,265
Hi, Dewey!
430
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,546
If you'll excuse
me, dear,
431
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:43,916
I believe I'll go take a nap
on my luxurious foam pad.
432
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,754
How long are you going
to let this go on?
433
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,257
I tried to talk to him.
It just didn't help.
434
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,991
Maybe you came
on too strong.
435
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,426
You can start by
apologizing.
436
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,562
You don't have
to mean it.
437
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,397
Look, you have one day
of vacation left.
438
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,931
You want to spend it like this?
439
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,900
All right.
440
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,935
I can swallow my pride.
441
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,941
Kitty (yelling):
And you think you're
some kind of a picnic?!
442
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,077
With your
long-suffering sighs
443
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,946
and your pouting
and your 2:00 a.m. crying jags?!
444
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:17,850
You are a big,
overindulged mama's boy!
445
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,286
ABE:
And you are an uptight,
446
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:22,422
impossible-to-please
control freak!
447
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,923
I can't take it anymore!
448
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,192
KITTY: Well, what you going
to do about it, mama's boy?
449
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,562
Huh? What's the big mama's boy
going to do about it?!
450
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,598
(thud)
451
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,065
(loud crash)
452
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,602
Oh, my God.
453
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,971
*
454
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,039
Sorry.
455
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,408
I thought you were fighting.
456
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:44,243
I didn't see anything.
457
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,482
Oh, dear God.
458
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,620
Three weeks
of slave labor,
459
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,823
my relationship with Dad
will never be the same,
460
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,558
and I can't
stop smiling.
461
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,461
Dewey, remember when
we were both stuck on the buoy
462
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,896
and you said you wanted
to be a ventriloquist?
463
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:07,467
Well, I thought it was
something we could do together.
464
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,069
Thanks, Dad.
465
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,004
You're welcome, son.
466
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:13,740
LOIS:
Oh, my God!
467
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:14,774
What is it?
468
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:17,344
It's Francis!
469
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,312
He quit school.
470
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:22,281
He's on his way to Alaska.
471
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,516
Well, that's ridiculous.
472
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,017
He can't just take
himself out of school.
473
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,285
He has to have our permission.
474
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,420
No, he doesn't.
475
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:30,289
He got himself
legally emancipated.31749
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