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Today is the last day of the ski season,

Next year, we will get a new elevator

With heating for ... For the hunter.

Hey, you!

Welcome, Mr. Chikov.

Welcome to the future.

Thank you all.

Your business partner Knaupp here offers great promises.

Now I will see.

Well, we have this problem With climate change, ridiculous.

Every year, more warm,

To forget skiing soon

As you know, such as running out of oil from Arabs.

What do we do after that?

Make crawls with wheels.

Big laughter. Ha ha ha!

But now I will show you Miracle I created.

How to make our snow

With one click.

It is called Solaum Plus 10.

As you know, it can make snow Even when it is very warm.

So tell me, does green snow make?

Mr. Chikov, stay away from Solaum.

White and white snow. It is normal.

- Mr. Chicov! - Sapperlot.

Mr. Chicov! Mr. Chicov!

Is it all right?

Good. I will try to make Fast presentation.

Franz.

You will be fine, Josh. Do not get every deception.

This is not the first time, my friend.

Let's see. It is the first Companies contract,

It's the first time With a real photo crew

And, oh, yes, the first time

Jumping from a ridiculous helicopter.

Well, I think this is like The first time for you

Relax, bud. I got this completely.

This will be hell A day for skating.

It is easy for you to say. You are Steve Olson.

Josh, I never assume Steve I tell you about his first jump,

Is he?

Here we are.

Well, what do you think of Steve Olson

I did in his first leap Who is a helicopter?

A, take four attempts Before daring jumping.

B, noon banks three shots From whiskey to calm his nerves.

Or C, it should have been paid by the crew.

Well, I don't know what he did, But I think I will go with B.

It is actually D, all of the above.

Branka, can you read me?

Hilda. Come, Hilda.

Copy this.

We are almost at the top.

In the range in about 60 seconds.

We are all exact here.

Light will not last This is the only snapshot that we have reached.

- You spoke to Steve? - Absolutely.

I have explained what I will do For him if he pulled another trick

Like the last time?

in detail. Have you mentioned? Our private guest?

I want him to understand How important is this

All of us.

I know I know!

About and end.

Thank you for your patience, Mr. Chikov is another moment

We have almost finished, then we He takes you to the hospital, well?

A man, he is superficial there. A lot of rocks.

You will be fine. Just the topic of the needle, my friend.

I am wonderful.

Watch that first step. It's a dizziness

I can see my home almost from here,

I live in the dreaded Copenhagen

I got this.

Come on, I got this.

No powder at all on this rock.

- Hey! - Yes, my friend!

Well, this was very ridiculous!

And now we have primitive Donna.

Well if.

Tell your lover It is a role. Get down in.

By the way, they have a special A guest waiting to see you.

I prefer to pulling each stop and then.

I don't think it is like that. I...

Don't worry, I will give them Hell of the show. Trust in.

Steve! This is the work.

We face the disorder. Hurry up.

What happens here?

We face slight disorders.

You call this minor?

I do not care about the slight disorder

I thought it was a bad donkey.

It's a very dangerous way now. If you jump ...

What is wrong with that?

Come on, pull it together.

Branka, where hell is Steve?

What? You cannot see it?

We lost the sight from Steve.

I repeat, we lost the sight Steve.

Cinnamon.

Do we keep the trader?

I don't know, I don't know. Not only can ...

Ho!

Hu Hu Haw!

Damn ... to me ... side.

Wow Huo!

This donkey is bad enough for you?

Steve, I met Our private guest so far?

This is Anna. It was always Her larger dream

To meet Steve Olson the Great.

In the body, so I say.

Branka?

It is nice to meet you, boy

I am really sorry about all ...

Well, well, I hope ...

right.

Well, see you.

Stupid stupid.

Olson, you fool What is the right of hell just happened?

And now you will see the future Tourism Alps.

Stupid stupid, Stupid stupid ...

stupid!

Mr. Chikov

Mr. Chikov

You are fine?

False clouds.

can i help you?

Keep this idea.

It is better to take this.

Steve!

I destroyed the presentation You are ridiculous

Hey, he is in a sufficient problem.

- Leave it alone. - Habi?

Can you tell me what is hell It happened there?

Stay away from mountains, the damned clowns,

Before I expel you

Hair Chikov, Hair Chikov!

It is the time of celebration!

You will be ... you feel better with this.

Perhaps now we can speak About investment.

Maybe later.

I know, and I know, Hilda, but ...

I told him!

Jesus, what was, like, ten?

Nine, I think.

Congratulations.

Sponsorship It is canceled for each of you.

I'm sorry.

indeed.

the curse. See, perhaps We must talk to them.

What do you think I was just doing?

There we go ride.

What? They can't just leave us here

Hey! Hey!

O return!

Listen, it will be fine.

I will fix this Trust in.

Do not touch me

I asked you, I begged you to be serious.

Only this time it will not be so

And you, too.

I finished, Steve.

We have finished.

I am going to find a room At night. Are you coming?

Of course, sure

Come, shouted, this is not bad.

We'll get a new contract, right?

Well, the dogs are Cry Cray!

O shouted, did you come?

My friend.

Do not enlighten me

My friend.

Well, hang loose then.

The hostel is closed.

The end of the season, Versette?

What if we want to reach the valley?

The elevator is also closed.

This party will be all night.

No one comes down until the sun rises.

Well, I think we will get To take our paintings then.

Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah.

- What? why? - See here.

We are here.

The slope ends here.

Here is the village.

Many and a lot of kilometers. Very, very far.

Here, just the bus.

But today no more.

You can walk, but you will freeze,

And you will become dead

no!

We do not want you to become dead

You can stay your night here Bei Mir, in the pub.

You are lucky.

Tonight is the end of the season.

Ja?

After 8:00, all this is half the price.

* Make a small party Make a small party *

So there is no way really To go to the valley?

I heard it We will become dead

You can ask Franz, Ski elevator owner.

He has snow.

the snow?

Franz!

No, no, no, there is nothing wrong. Thank you all.

So, what do you have?

This is not a bus station here.

Everyone feels comfortable!

It is the time of celebration!

Trust in.

He always says "Trust me."

"Trust me, Branka."

And fall every time.

Come, Branka, Everything will be fine.

Things will improve soon. You will see.

Well, they are certain of hell It cannot become worse.

And I know that he had let us down, but ...

I really think he is a good man.

But I do not want the elegant. I want a man.

When will he grow up?

Damn, Josh.

He does not know when to come out.

Sorry?

Do you want to dance with me?

No thank you.

why?

What is your problem?

I am a great dancer

I am wonderful with many things.

If you are with it, You can wait outside.

- Hey! - Josh.

I do not need the knights, This tingling is not.

What have you just called me?

I just invited you a prick

As you know, you are what you eat.

I will conclude now My drink in peace, well?

Good.

OkeyDokey, then.

Sometimes you can be somewhat scary.

I didn't know what is great Dancer, Mr. Chikov

I am happy that you feel better now.

Maybe we can talk a little About work now?

There are some intercourse creatures On this rock.

Happy hour!

Good time!

Oh, I'm sorry

What is the curse?

Beautiful shelf.

The best post -ski party ever!

Ho!

Work on my way.

Are others there?

Two skiers, a girl and a man.

You mean the beautiful boy and the bad girl?

indeed.

no.

I must find it.

- Steve? - Branka!

Steve, we are here!

Who are you?

I can ask you the same.

You brought them here?

No, I did not do

Maybe you did

Close the door!

Scheße!

Steve! Let's go!

What are you doing here?

stir. What do you think?

No, no, we were not.

Yes, I know that What happened here?

Everything has just gone nuts suddenly.

We are lucky because we are alive.

You may jump on the gun With everything "lucky".

Look, I just wanted to say, While I am here

I am really sorry ... you know.

Seriously? now?

O comrades, can you get it away?

revulsion!

- I don't want it. - Cut!

Let's get out of here

the curse!

comrades.

Hurry! I wake up!

Get your donkeys there!

Yes, sir.

periodic.

Well well.

It is this alcopops. They make people crazy

Lady, this is the way more than that From the problem of drinking.

I am not funny, but ...

Is there someone else here with us?

Franz?

I thought I was telling you To get off the dreaded mountain

Yes, this is a little difficult now.

Those things on the basement, Did you see them?

Franz.

You mean rabies? It can be rabies.

Nobody knows what happened.

Of course we know what happened.

We are in a zombie epidemic here. Isn't this clear?

Not rabies, not a foolish alcopops.

The zombies are ridiculous, well? And many of them.

You saw them.

What about we call for help?

It is a good idea. I just know from contact.

Oh (show me)

Arni ...

Care to fill us in your chat?

My cousin, Arni.

It is exactly like in clicking coma.

And what did he say?

How to kill them.

I mean, this really depends on

What kind of zombies that we are.

This is nonsense

Let the professionals deal with it.

We need actual help from Valley Police Army.

Its tip. Give me this.

Well, if they were The affected type is fast infection

We can be in real trouble here.

But they are more like The slow type of death.

Yes, like anyone else I know.

Oh shout, I just try To be a proactive here.

Yes, by calling your Night loser cousin

Who is ridiculous Denmark?

This zombies will tear us

Before anyone else appears.

We should go Chuck Norris on their donkeys.

Chuck Norris? How old are you, shout?

Police. The line is dead.

Maybe spread?

Nothing spread.

The line is dead.

People in the valley died.

Maybe the reception. I mean, we don't really know.

Oh, reception. Sometimes yes and sometimes no.

We need some ideas here, people.

This snow outside This is for you, right?

Yes, but outside.

How do we get there?

comrades.

What is it?

Bible.

Jesus!

What is this?

There is my snowy car.

We must just try and run for it.

No, this is very dangerous.

There are a very large number of them.

I think I have an idea.

I am not sure that this is a good idea.

Well, at least it is an idea.

Shut up! calm.

comrades.

Just for registration,

This is not how This was supposed to work.

hurry! I run!

Cinnamon.

Hey!

What about others?

I'm not interested!

beware!

Branka.

Where are you?

- Branka! - Shop!

We have to get out of here.

Do you think we can Go down to the valley?

What happens on a mountain It will stay on my mountain.

Verstehst?

What you are talking about, The epidemic is a coma?

بالطبع لدينا To go to the valley.

We have to warn someone.

What is the curse, old man?

No one warns anyone.

The phone calls I made in the attic,

You did not contact anyone, right?

You are fine?

Yes, I am fine.

He's crazy.

Oh, my God. Branka, wake up. I wake up!

What will we do now?

We must continue to go down.

But we have no idea about this.

This is the backward valley.

Rita showed us on the map.

I got the matches.

يمكنني صنع الشعلة

As you know, keep you warm, Avoid crawling crawling.

Creeve creeping?

No, no, no.

You know, I just intended, uh ...

Rabbits, Sinjab and disgust.

You will save me From rabbits and Sinjab?

My hero.

I bought this scarf for you

It doesn't matter now

We must find a way to strike them.

Defeat them.

How?

Dancing competition?

- the curse. - Have you hurt?

that? No ...

- Let me see. - It is nothing.

- Let me see. - It is nothing.

no.

I will put some Schnaps on it For disinfection.

I don't think Schnaps will do it.

You know my cousin, Arni, Zombie expert?

Well, he will tell you that ...

You are the only option ...

I kill you? Are you crazy?

It is that, or in a few minutes, I will try to kill you.

It turns you into a coma.

I am not joking.

Either you come out of here ...

... or none of us.

But not both.

Oh, curse

Jesus, Maria, Ond Joseph.

- You are fine? - certainly.

Only the torch

what was that

What?

I thought I heard something.

Just a hanging branch.

You have a contract that is still.

I'm sorry. I can't stop trembling.

I saw something like that before.

They do not usually use it for this ...

The bear trap!

- Oh, my God! Steve! - the curse!

Do you hurt?

In fact, no. It is not very bad.

These shoes are terrible.

Steve. - What?

Live dead.

Oh, my God.

Cinnamon.

Cinnamon.

She is my mother.

no! Do not answer it

They interact with music.

Fast, call me on my cell.

He runs!

Bring it!

What does "bring it?"

Just do it, well? Don't be afraid!

Just, bring it!

- On three, all right? - Good.

One ...

Two ...

three!

Rita, you ...

What is the damn!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

I'm sorry.

I'm very sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

Rita.

I want to say something.

damn it.

I wish I had something great to say.

- life. - Ja?

Life is ...

It is really really ...

No, I didn't get anything.

Let's see if we can make the elevator work.

I think we were trying to go down.

Listen, if this thing is With music works,

Perhaps we can return and save Josh.

Uphill works for me.

This can almost be romantic When you think about it.

What?

I just mean if everything is It was not until now.

And I only mean Eating crazy meat.

You are right. If it is at all Everything was different

This could be a romantic moment.

See, I ...

I am fine I'm sorry. I am ...

I thought you liked I was funny.

I do. I love that you are funny.

I just hate that you are not serious.

Damn, Steve.

I worked my ass to make All this is possible for you,

For Josh, and for me.

And then ...

You are only angry

- can i ask you something? - What?

If we succeed in that, are you? Give me a second chance?

Well, the 22nd opportunity?

This is huge "if".

Let's cross this bridge ...

If we got it before.

Good.

Well, see as you think We will die anyway,

I might say something That I mean to say.

What is this?

Will you meet you in the middle of the road?

I mean, I know, get it. I am Fuckup, but ...

Why should it be A dangerous curse all the time?

Can you get a little fun? Once?

I suppose I can work on it.

little.

Like perhaps in the next A few hours or even?

If we do not turn into ... you know.

Now you see me ...

... now don't.

Gustl.

Gustl, Justle.

Do you allow me.

Josh.

Friends.

Let's get these pipes.

Guys, here, in this way.

Hey, happy hour, guys!

This is the place in the party in. Continue walking.

Let's go.

All for you.

It makes it look very easy.

- The dead, the neighborhood ... - Do ...

- dead... - meat.

Well, it is.

Rita, no!

transfer!

He runs!

There is a lot.

Now we are dead.

We have ridiculous ski panels.

I do not do this to convince you.

Good. You learn.

* No, no, no, no *

Steve! Use your board!

Maiti Steve Olson.

look! It is not half of the man He used to be.

Jesus.

You are now a comic actor.

I just pump.

Either you laugh or scream.

Yes, this is largely How do I feel all the time.

Well, I, I ...

Yes, go, go

Josh!

Come on, do it.

Kill him.

But Josh.

Not Josh. Not anymore.

I cannot

Get it, but Type of going to kill us.

Well, that's what happened.

He was a nice man.

Josh shook, no doubt.

We will go from this rock, (Branka)

I even with you.

But first we will be killed Each of these

Walking, taunting meat bags.

You are taking the buddies of the party,

I will go to cook cooking,

Then we finished.

Wow Huo!

Branka!

Rita! Put the cable in Snowblower!

What?

Do that! now!

Are you crazy?!

Now run it!

Do that!

You are crazy.

Steve!

Steve.

Tell me that you are not like.

In fact I am.

I understood you!

Let me go!

Let me go!

Not possible.

You will die.

Damn you

Then I will leave

Then I will leave it too.

And now we must die?

The most stupid idea I heard all day

Well, at least it is an idea.

I am waiting.

Give me that scattered.

You know ...

You were doing very dangerous too.

yes and you.

You realize What is this snow, right?

I was hoping that you wouldn't raise it

important!

Thus ...

What do we do now?

What do we do about what?

These things.

I listen.

Below in the valley.

We will all go from this rock

It will be fine.

Trust us.

Bring it.