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♪ [ Hip Hop ] ♪ BOW-WOW ♪

WHAT'S UP, CATS ? GODDAMN.

IT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN' DOG HOUSE. ♪ IF IT AIN'T CHRONIC DON'T BLAZE IT U♪

♪ AND IF IT AIN'T A CHEVY DON'T RAISE IT UP ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WE KEEP IT BANGIN' DON'T FAKE THE FUNK ♪

♪ SO ALL THE REAL NIGGAS STAY GANGSTA'D UP ♪

♪ WE MAKIN' PAPERS SUCKAS ONLY CLAIM TO TOUCH ♪

♪ BY STICKIN' TO THE SCRIPT AND NEVER CHANGIN' UP ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WE KEEP IT BANGIN' DON'T FAKE THE FUNK ♪

♪ KEEP IT REAL, MOTHERFUCKERS STAY GANGSTA'D UP ♪

YO, WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL ? MY NAME IS ROBERT DOUGLAS.

Y'ALL CAN CALL ME ROB.

BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH CENTRAL LOS ANGELES--

LA-LA LAND.

GOT A COOL FAMILY, TOO.

MOMS, SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

POPS, HE A LITTLE CRAZY, BUT YOU KNOW, THAT'S POPS. I STILL LOVE HIM.

AND MY LITTLE SISTER, SHE GET ON MY NERVES, BUT THAT'S MY LITTLE SISTER.

THIS IS L.A., LAND OF OPPORTUNITY.

YOU CAN BE ANYTHING.

I COULD BE A BASKETBALL PLAYER-- I GOT A KILLER "J."

FOOTBALL PLAYER. I'M A FOOL ON THE BASEBALL FIELD, TOO.

YEP.

BUT I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO SETTLE DOWN.

GET ME A NINE TO FIVE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ?

GO TO WORK, WORK HARD,

COME HOME TO MY BEAUTIFUL GIRL JUANITA.

THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO, TOO, SOON AS I GET OUTTA HERE.

[ Buzzer Sounding ] [ Men Chattering ]

♪ I STAY GANGSTA'D UP ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IT JUST LIVES IN ME ♪

♪ AND WHEN I'VE SEEN ENOUGH ♪

♪ I GUESS THAT'S WHEN I'LL BE SOMEBODY ♪

♪ ONCE SAID FROM WILLIE C NIGGA, DON'T SPEAK ON ME ♪

[ Announcer ] CHANNEL SIX-- NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS. WITH JERRY DUNPHY AND TRICK TURNER.

FROM THE DESERT TO THE SEA TO ALL OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA,

A GOOD AFTERNOON. A GOOD AFTERNOON.

BACK TO YOU, JERRY. OUR TOP STORY THIS AFTERNOON--

A CALIFORNIA MAN WAS SENTENCED TO A MINIMUM OF 25 YEARS...

FOR STEALING A SLICE OF PIZZA. [ Man ] DAMN ! A SLICE OF PIZZA ?

WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT ? NEXT IT'LL BE FARTIN' IN PUBLIC.

ALREADY GOT TWO STRIKES. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, NIGGA. YOU ABOUT TO GET OUT.

BUT YOU FUCK UP AGAIN, YOU GONNA BE RIGHT BACK IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER,

WASHIN' MY DRAWERS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, BOO.

WHY YOU SEX PLAY ME ?

THE LAW PROVIDES THAT THE PENALTY FOR TWO-TIME OFFENDERS WILL BE DOUBLED,

AND THREE-TIME OFFENDERS WILL BE PUT BEHIND BARS FOR A MINIMUM OF 25 YEARS.

I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE CAUGHT ROBBING A BANK,

BURGLARIZING SOMEONE'S HOME OR STRONG-ARMING A SLICE OF PIZZA.

THAT'S RIGHT. FUCK UP AGAIN, ROB, AND THAT'S YO' ASS.

[ Thinking ] EVERYBODY ELSE SEE THAT, OR AM I TRIPPIN' ?

[ Buzzer Sounds ] MAN, I'M GLAD I'M GETTIN' THE HELL UP OUTTA HERE.

FOOLS LOOKIN' AT ME LIKE THEY WANNA KILL ME.

DAMN.

♪ [ Hip Hop Playing On Stereo ]

HEY, SUNSHINE. GET OUTTA MY FACE !

WELL, FUCK YOU, THEN ! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ? FUCK Y'ALL !

[ Korean Man ] YOU DON'T COME TO MY STORE NO MORE ! I'LL BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP.

YOU STAY OUT ! YOU GANGBANGER ! WORD.

YOU CRAZY, NIGGA. [ Laughs ] MAN, FUCK THEM.

THIS NIGGA, MAN--

UH, UH, UH. T-BIRD.

WHY YOU DIDN'T GET AT ME ABOUT THAT SHIT, DOG ? MAN, NIGGA, MAN,

I JUST GOT THROUGH CALLING YOUR HOUSE. MMM.

IS THAT RIGHT ? YEAH, MAN.

OH, SHIT ! AAAH ! AW, DAWG !

NEXT TIME YOU BETTER LEAVE A MESSAGE, NIGGA. WHAT'D I DO ?

[ Whimpers ]

OH, WHAT'D I DO ? NEXT TIME LEAVE A MESSAGE.

♪ [ Hip Hop On Stereo ]

[ Man ] I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT BULLSHIT. ALL YOU GOT TO DO...

IS TELL YOUR GIRL TO BRING THE SHIT IN. WHAT IS YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ?

I'M NOT HAVIN' MY BRIDE DO NO-THIN'.

NATHAN, YOU HEARD ME ? LOOK, IF MY GIRL GET CAUGHT,

THEN THAT SHIT GONNA FALL BACK ON ME.

THEN I'LL BE RIGHT BACK UP IN HERE WITH Y'ALL SORRY ASSES.

AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO WASTE MY LAST STRIKE...

ON SOME PENNY-ANTE BULLSHIT FOR ANOTHER NIGGA.

YOU FEEL ME, MAN ? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ?

NOW, YOU GONNA TELL THAT LITTLE BITCH OF YOURS TO BRING THE SHIT IN,

OR ELSE YO' ASS MIGHT NOT MAKE IT OUTTA HERE.

YOU STILL GOTTA WAKE UP TOMORROW, PUNK. I KNOW.

BITCH-ASS NIGGA. I'M GONNA STICK THIS NIGGA. LET ME STICK HIM.

HEY, HEY ! WHAT'S GOIN' ON BACK THERE ?

DOUGLAS ! WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN' ?

NOT DOIN' SHIT.

♪ [ Hip Hop ]

WHY THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC SO LOUD ?

DAMN, GIRL ! IT'S MINE ! ♪ [ Stops ]

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ! ♪ [ Starts ]

DON'T START NO SHIT.

ANYBODY CALL ME ? YEAH.

- WHO ? - T-BIRD !

OH, WELL.

YOU FEED MY DOGS ? I WAS TOO TIRED.

I CAN'T BE ON MY FEET TRYIN' TO FEED THEM WILD-ASS ANIMALS.

CAN'T BE ON YOUR FEET ALL DAY.

WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS-- [ Shouts ]

WILD-ASS ANIMALS. LOOK AT THAT. GET OFF OF ME !

WILD-ASS ANIMALS.

YOU GONNA SQUISH THE BABIES. BABIES ?

WHAT YOU MEAN, BABIES ? THIS BABY AND THAT BABY.

OH, I'M FAT ? I'M FAT. I'M FAT, HUH ? [ Laughing ] ALL RIGHT, MOVE !

WHY DON'T YOU MAKE SOME TACOS ? [ Chuckles ]

[ Clears Throat, Spits ]

Y'ALL BETTER EAT THIS SHIT. COME ON !

COME ON. I'M NOT SURE IT'S ENOUGH.

[ Cell Phone Rings ]

[ Mumbling ]

HELLO ? [ Operator ] WILL YOU ACCEPT A COLLECT CALL FROM--

[ Rob ] ROB DOUGLAS. TO ACCEPT, PLEASE PRESS ONE.

[ Dogs Growling ]

HELLO ? MAN, WHAT YOU DOIN' ?

SOUND LIKE YOU OUT THERE WITH THEM DAMN MUTTS.

NIGGA, MY DOGS AIN'T NO MUTTS. THEY IS KILLERS,

AND THEY GONNA BE ALL IN YO' BITCH ASS, NIGGA.

FUCK THEM DOGS, NIGGA. AIN'T NOBODY THINKIN' ABOUT THEM DOGS.

I'M THINKIN' ABOUT SOME HOOCHIE-COOCHIE. [ Laughs ]

-HEY, YOU GOT THREE-WAY, RIGHT ? -YEAH, YOU WANNA CALL YOUR MAMA ?

NIGGA, DIAL THIS NUMBER. DAMN. WHAT'S THE NUMBER ?

213-555-7249.

STOP. [ Dog Whimpers ]

♪ [ Hip Hop ] [ Phone Rings ]

WHO'S THIS ? [ Rob ] IT'S ME !

- WHERE YOU AT ? - WHAT YOU MEAN, WHERE I'M AT ?

I'M IN JAIL. YOU KNOW I DON'T GET OUT TILL LATER ON.

OH. WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE CALLIN' ME FOR, 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE GRANDPA'S CAR...

AND I CAN'T COME AND PICK YOU UP. GIRL, QUIT TRIPPIN'.

YOU KNOW I'M GONNA BE OVER THERE AS SOON AS I GET OUT.

MY GIRL CAN'T WAIT TO SEE A NIGGA. I'M GETTIN' READY...

TO HAVE PUSSY ON MY MIND, PUSSY ON MY FACE, PUSSY ON MY BREATH.

HEY, I'M GONNA HAVE ENOUGH PUSSY TO MAKE A PUSSY POT PIE.

[ Chuckles ] PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY.

MAN, PHONE CHECK, PUNK.

NIGGA, FUCK YOU, PHONE CHECK !

HEY, I'M ABOUT TO GET OFF THIS PHONE BEFORE I HAVE TO FLASH ON THIS NIGGA.

TONE, BE AT THE PHONE BOOTH BY THE TAXIS AT 4:00.

IF YOU AIN'T THERE, I'M GONNA JUMP IN ONE.

JUMP IN ONE THEN. DON'T BE THREATENIN' ME, MOTHERFUCKER.

SERIOUSLY, DOG. I AIN'T TRYIN' TO BE AROUND THIS SHITHOLE...

A MINUTE MORE THAN I HAVE TO.

JUANITA-BOO, I'LL SEE YOU LATER ON.

- ALL RIGHT. - SIMP-ASS NIGGA.

I'M GONNA SEE YOU TOO, JUANITA. [ Chuckles ]

TONE, MAN, PICK ME UP LATER ON, AND DON'T BE LATE FUCKIN' AROUND WITH THEM HO'S, MAN.

I'LL BE THERE. OH, SHIT. THAT'S SOME HONEY FOR TEDDY BEAR.

OH ! OH !

[ Tires Screeching ] HEY, HEY !

[ Honks Horn ] I MEAN--

[ Honks Horn ] [ Scoffs ]

TEDDY BEAR. YEAH !

SHE GONNA DEFINITELY LET ME SPLIT THAT.

MM-HMM, SHE IS FINE.

HEY ! HEY, SUNSHINE. [ Tires Screeching ]

I AIN'T MEAN TO BLOW THE HORN AT YOU, SUNSHINE.

COME ON NOW, BABY. I'M JUST TRYIN' TO GET ACQUAINTED.

DAMN. OH, YOU AIN'T GIVE A NIGGA A MINUTE ?

I MEAN, DAMN. [ Sighs ] TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,

I JUST LOST MY NEW JOB BECAUSE MY BOSS WAS AN ASSHOLE.

- OH, YEAH ? WHERE WAS YOU WORKIN' AT ? - THE Chick'N'Strip.

OH, YEAH ? I THINK I KNOW THAT NIGGA THAT RUN THAT CLUB.

- UH, UH-- - CHUCK ?

YEAH, CHUCK. I KNOW CHUCK.

I CAN GET YOU YOUR JOB BACK IF YOU WANT IT.

- YOU GOT IT LIKE THAT ? - I GOT IT JUST LIKE THAT.

- SO, WHERE YOU ON YOUR WAY TO NOW ? - HOME.

YOU SHOULD LET ME GIVE YOU A RIDE, BECAUSE IT'S ALL KIND OF...

VICIOUS CRIMINALS AND THUG-ASS NIGGAS AROUND HERE.

I ONLY LIVE A BLOCK AWAY. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU LIVE IN BEIJING, BABY.

♪ I'LL TAKE YOU THERE ♪ [ Laughs ]

ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU CAN'T STAY.

♪ [ Rap ] ♪ POP THAT PUSSY, BABY POP THAT PUSSY, BABY ♪

♪ POP, POP, POP PUSSY POP, POP THAT PUSSY ♪ [ Coughing ]

♪ I WANNA ROCK, I WANNA ROCK I WANNA ROCK, I WANNA ROCK ♪

[ Rob Narrating ] AH, THE LAST TIME I EVER GET TO WALK THIS CELL BLOCK.

I SURE AM GONNA MISS THESE FOOLS. HOMEY, I'M GONNA MISS Y'ALL.

HEY. WHAT'S UP, BRO ?

HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN ? Y'ALL ALWAYS BEEN GOOD TO ME. TODOS LOS DIOS, MAN.

SLAP THAT ASS FOR TEDDY BEAR, BABY. OOOH !

- OOH. OOH. - AAH.

♪ GO, GO, GO, GO GO, GO, GO, GO ♪

SLAP THAT ASS ONE MORE-- HEY, J.J., I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR, NIGGA.

ROB GETTIN' OUT OF JAIL TODAY. HE PROBABLY...

DOWN AT THE COUNTY RIGHT NOW, SO AIN'T NO TIME TO WASTE.

I NEED YOU TO BE IN THAT CORNER FOR ME, BABY.

GO DOWN THERE AND PICK HIM UP. I GOT CAUGHT UP IN SOME BULLSHIT, NIGGA.

[ Moaning ] DO THAT-- OH, SHIT !

DO THAT FOR ME, NIGGA. GO DOWN THERE. AIN'T NO TIME TO WASTE, NIGGA.

OH, SHIT. SLAP THAT ASS. SLAP THAT ASS.

YEAH, JUST LIKE--

YOU'LL BE BACK, FOOL. HA !

HEY, COME HERE, MOTHERFUCKER ! COME HERE !

HEY ! HE SAVED YOUR ASS. HE SAVED YOUR ASS. YOU'LL BE BACK !

YOU'LL BE BACK ! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

ROB HAS LEFT THE BUILDING !

FUCK ALL OF Y'ALL VERY MUCH. I'M GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN, PUNK.

[ Moaning ] ♪ LET ME HEAR YOU SAY HEY HEY, PEOPLE, HEY ♪

BACK, BACK, BACK DOWN. BACK DOWN, BACK DOWN.

YES. YES. MM-MMM.

TEETH, TEETH, TEETH. YES. MMM.

♪ DOO-DOO BROWN DOO-DOO BROWN ♪ ♪ DOO-DOO BROWN ♪

♪ DOO-DOO BROWN DOO-DOO BROWN ♪ ♪ DOO-DOO BROWN ♪

HEY, GIVE ME MY PERSONALS. I GOT TO GO.

YEAH. UH-HUH. WHAT'S UP, MAN ?

OH, HELL, NAW. I DON'T-- NO, THIS A WHITE FUCKER'S.

[ Rob Narrating ] FREE AT LAST. SUN SHININ', BIRDS CHIRPIN', HOOCHIE CALLIN'.

EVEN A JOB AT McDONALD'S DON'T SEEM SO BAD.

AS LONG AS I'M NEVER INSIDE HERE AGAIN.

♪ [ Hip Hop Playing On Stereo ]

WHAT'S UP, NIGGA ?

WHAT'S UP, HOMEY ? WHAT'S UP, MAN ?

WHAT YOU DOIN' UP HERE ? NIGGA, I CAME TO SCOOP YOU UP. WHAT YOU THINK I'M DOIN' ?

LOOK AT YOU. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO TONE ?

MAN, YOU KNOW HOW TONE IS. HE PROBABLY OUT THERE TRICKIN' WITH ONE OF THEM HO'S, NIGGA.

♪ SEVENTY DEGREES IN THE WINTER TROPICAL WEATHER VENDETTAS ♪

♪ 'CAUSE L.A. NIGGAS BE ALL ABOUT THEY JETTA ♪

♪ HOOCHIE BITCHES IN B.G.'s TOO BIG FOR THEY BRITCHES ♪

♪ CURVE SERVIN' THEY DOUBLE UP TO GET RICHER ♪

♪ FUCK AROUND AND THEM NIGGAS COMIN' TO GET YA AND GET WITH YA ♪

♪ JUMP UNTIL SIX HITS YA DON'T LET THE SUN SHINE ♪

OH, HEY, NIGGA.

MAN, YOU KNOW I JUST GOT OUT. I GOTTA GO SEE MY P.O.

CAN'T FUCK AROUND. THEY TELL YOU YOU CAN'T SMOKE ?

NO. THEN, NIGGA, YOU BETTA HIT THIS WEED, BOY.

SHIT. WORD.

GET ME IN TROUBLE WITH SOME SHIT, NIGGA.

[ Chuckles ]

YEAH. [ Chuckles ]

YO, I LIKE THIS NEW WHIP YOU PUSHIN', MAN. WHEN YOU PICK THIS UP ?

AW, I JUST PICKED IT UP, YOU KNOW.

THE MOTHERFUCKER FLY, THOUGH, RIGHT ?

RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

I'M GLAD I'M UP OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER, MAN.

I'M GONNA DO WHATEVER IT TAKES NOT TO GO BACK TO THAT BITCH.

HEY, UH, WHERE WE ON OUR WAY TO ?

WHY, YOU IN A RUSH OR SOMETHIN', NIGGA ? NAH, NAH, NAH.

BUT I WANTED TO STOP AT THE PAY PHONE SO I COULD CALL MY GIRL.

PAY PHONE ?

CELL PHONE, BOY. WHAT ? WHAT ?

[ Laughs ] YOU A BALLER ?

YO, NIGGA, WHAT'S THE AREA CODE ?

213, NIGGA. RIGHT.

DO IT, NIGGA.

[ Mumbles ] HEY, HEY, CHECK THIS OUT. HEY. CHECK IT.

HELLO. WHAT'S UP, GIRL ?

WHERE YOU AT ? I JUST GOT OUT. I GOTTA GO SEE MY P.O.,

THEN I'LL BE RIGHT OVER THERE. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, MOTHERFUCKER ?

[ Chuckles, Clears Throat ]

HEY, LOOK, I'LL BE OVER THERE IN LIKE AN HOUR. I PROMISE.

ALL RIGHT. BYE.

MAN.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S UP WITH THESE WOMEN THESE DAYS.

NIGGA AIN'T OUT FIVE MINUTES, ALREADY SHE THINK I'M FUCKIN' WITH ANOTHER BITCH.

YOU KNOW HOW THESE HO'S IS. LET ME SEE THAT LIGHT.

I COULD GO FOR SOME NEW PUSSY, THOUGH. [ Laughs ]

OOH, NIGGA. AW, SHIT.

OH, SHIT. THIS THE LAST THING A NIGGA NEEDED, HOMEY.

WHATEVER YOU DO, NIGGA, DON'T LOOK BACK, ALL RIGHT ?

[ Siren Sounding ] NIGGA, I SAID DON'T LOOK BACK ! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN ?

FUCK. PUT THE SEAT BELT ON. [ Cop ] DRIVER, PROCEED TO THE NEXT EXIT...

AND PULL OVER TO THE SIDE.

- WHAT, WAS YOU SPEEDIN' ? - NO, NIGGA, I WASN'T SPEEDING.

- GOT YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE, RIGHT ? - YEAH.

THEN WHY YOU TRIPPIN' ? WE JUST SMOKIN' WEED. IT AIN'T NO FELONY, RIGHT ?

- MAN, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. - NIGGA, JUST ACT LIKE NOTHIN'.

ACT LIKE NOTHIN, NIGGA ? I'M GONNA HANDLE THIS.

DAMN. [ Policeman ] DRIVER AND PASSENGER !

PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM !

DAMN, CUZ. THEY SWEATIN' US LIKE WE DONE STOLE SOMETHIN'.

NOW, DRIVER. WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND,

REACH OUT THE DOOR, OPEN IT...

AND SLOWLY EXIT THE VEHICLE.

WHAT'S UP WITH THIS SHIT, CUZ ?

YOU KNOW I GOT TWO STRIKES ALREADY,

AND MY BLACK ASS AIN'T ABOUT TO GO BACK TO NOBODY'S JAIL.

- [ Gunshots ] - OH, SHIT ! MAN, WHAT YOU DOIN' ?

[ Policewoman ] SHOTS FIRED ! REQUEST BACKUP AT 110th AND FLORENCE !

[ Rob Shouting ]

NIGGA, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ? YOU WANNA DIE ?

NIGGA, YOU SAID YOU WASN'T GOIN' BACK ! I AIN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT !

PUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' HANDS DOWN ! [ Whimpering ]

I'M GONNA GET 'EM UP OFF US ! [ Stammering ]

GET UP OUT OF WHAT ? NIGGA !

OH, SHIT, NIGGA !

HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA PICK ME UP FROM JAIL IN A STOLEN CAR ?

I GOT TWO STRIKES ALREADY ! YOU MUST BE OUT YOUR RABBIT-ASS MIND !

OH, SHIT, NIGGA ! WHAT WE GONNA DO NOW, MAN ? WHAT WE GONNA DO NOW ?

PLEASE, LORD-- SHUT THE FUCK UP ! I'M GONNA GET US OUTTA THIS !

WHAT ? [ Gunshot ]

OH, HELL, NO. [ Muttering ]

FREEZE !

[ Panting ] [ Gunshot ]

THROW OUT YOUR WEAPONS RIGHT NOW !

- AAAH ! OOOH ! - [ Policewoman ] I GOT HIM !

- I GIVE UP ! - [ Panting ]

[ Yells ]

BIG OLD TITTIES.

HEY, MY ASS, MAN ! I'M GONNA DIE !

I FEEL LIKE I'M DYIN' !

PLEASE, MAN. MY ASS. I'M GONNA DIE, MAN. [ Police Radio, Indistinct ]

♪ [ Mariachi ]

¿ QUE QUIERE ?

I THINK HE WENT THIS WAY. OKAY.

[ Chattering In Spanish ]

I DON'T SEE HIM HERE. LET'S GO. THIS WAY. COME ON. COME ON.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.

♪ [ "La Cucaracha" ]

[ Shouts In Spanish ]

[ Crowd Cheering ]

[ Rob Shouting In Spanish ]

[ Speaking In Spanish ]

[ Groans ]

[ Groaning ] [ Woman ] SORRY.

¿ QUE PASO ? HEY, WHAT'S UP, HOMES ?

ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL. I'M GONNA GET UP OUT OF HERE.

BEEN HERE TOO LONG. I DIDN'T PLAN ON STAYING THIS LONG.

DONE WORE OUT MY WELCOME.

THANKS. BE COOL, MAN.

- COME BACK AGAIN, OKAY ? - DAMN. HEY, HEY, HEY !

HEY, MAN.

[ People Chattering ] ALL RIGHT.

[ Woman ] ADIOS. [ Man ] COME BACK AGAIN SOON, AMIGO.

[ Brakes Hiss ]

♪ IT'S LIKE YOU WANNA RIDE WITH ME ♪

♪ YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT RIDE IS IF YOU WANNA GET CLEAN ♪

♪ YOU WANNA GET DIRTY YOU WANNA GO LEFT, RIGHT ♪

♪ THIS IS WHAT WE DO ♪ ♪ WELL, IT'S THE KNOCKER ♪

♪ PARTY WHILE I'M WINE DRINKIN' ♪

♪ MY RHYMES WILL BUST A HALLWAY THROUGH YOUR THINKIN' ♪

♪ FORGET THE STRATEGIES WHEN YOU BATTLE IT'S INTERNATIONAL ♪

♪ RECONCILE PEOPLE TRY BUT THEY FAIL ♪

♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ]

[ Knocking On Door ] WHO IS IT ?

[ Rob ] IT'S ME.

HMPH.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ?

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ? WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

NOW, I'M A GROWN-ASS MAN. I AIN'T GOT TO BE CHECKIN' IN WITH YOU.

OH, WAIT A MINUTE, NOW. YOU AIN'T GONNA BE PUTTIN' YOUR HANDS ON--

- [ Snoring ] - MOTHERFUCKER, I'M CALLIN' 911.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. BABY, BABY, BABY, BABY.

NOW, YOU KNOW I JUST GOT OUT, I'M ON PAROLE...

AND THE LAST THING I NEED UP IN HERE IS THE POLICE.

NOW, I TOLD YOU I HAD SOME BUSINESS TO HANDLE, AND THAT'S WHAT I WAS DOIN'.

GIRL, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.

[ Phone Rings ]

IT'S 911. WELL, LET THAT SHIT RING.

BUT IF WE DON'T ANSWER, THEY GONNA COME BY HERE.

[ Nerdy Voice ] HELLO ? YEAH, NO, THERE'S NO PROBLEM HERE.

I WAS TRYING TO DIAL 411, MUST HAVE DIALED 911 BY MISTAKE.

YEAH. OKAY, WELL, THANK YOU FOR BEING CONCERNED, SERGEANT.

ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU, CAPTAIN.

BYE.

GIRL, COME HERE.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ? YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, MISS YOU.

NIGGA BEEN LOCKED UP IN HERE.

WILL YOU STOP ? GRANDPA'S GONNA WAKE UP.

I COULD SLAP MY BALLS ACROSS HIS OLD-ASS LIPS, [ Snoring ]

HE STILL WOULDN'T WAKE UP.

HMM. YOU JUST A GODDAMN LIE.

[ Spraying Aerosol Can ]

GIRL ! DAMN, WHAT UP WITH YOU ?

HEY, WHAT'S UP, BIG BRO ?

SO, HOW LONG YOU PLAN ON STAYING THIS TIME ?

GIRL, YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR FAKE, YOUNG, GROWN AUNT JEMIMA ASS UP.

GOT EYE BOOGERS DROPPIN' ON THE GRITS AND SHIT.

PROBABLY AIN'T WASHED YOUR FACE THIS MORNIN'. [ Snoring ]

WHERE MAMA AT ? YOU KNOW WHERE MAMA IS.

- UNC ! WHAT'S UP, UNC ! UNC ! - [ Snoring ]

GODDAMN. HEY ! HEY !

WHAT ? WHAT ? HEY ! HEY ! WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY ?

WHAT YOU KNOW GOOD ? KNOW GOOD ?

HEY, WHAT I KNOW GOOD COULD BE DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR HEALTH.

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. [ Breaks Wind ]

OH, DAMN, MAN !

YOU TRYIN' TO RUN A NIGGA UP OUT OF HERE AND SHIT. I'M TRYIN' TO COOK !

DAMN, NIGGA AIN'T BEEN GONE A YEAR, COME HOME AND CAN'T FIND SHIT.

NOT EVEN A PAIR OF DAMN DIRTY DRAWERS.

WELL, IF YOU'D KEEP YOUR SORRY BUTT OUT OF JAIL, MAYBE YOU'D FIND YOUR STUFF.

HEY, BOO. HEY, MAMA.

YOU ALL RIGHT ? WELL, THEN, COME ON. MM-HMM.

OKAY, HOW LONG YOU PLAN TO STAY OUT THIS TIME ?

YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE YOU WASN'T EVEN HOME THREE DAYS...

BEFORE THEM POLICE CAME IN HERE AND BUSTED MY DOOR DOWN...

LOOKIN' FOR YOU, AND I'M NOT GOIN' FOR THAT MESS NO MORE.

MAMA, I TOLD YOU, I'M GONNA STRAIGHTEN UP THIS TIME.

AIN'T GONNA BE NO MORE OF THAT. I'M THROUGH. YEAH, I HEARD YOU.

AND THAT'S THE SAME THING YOU SAID BEFORE YOU WENT TO JAIL THE LAST TIME.

I TOLD YOU, LAST TIME WASN'T MY FAULT. THAT WASN'T MY GUN.

GUN WASN'T YOURS ? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES THAT MAKE ?

- A GUN IS A GUN. YOU WENT TO JAIL. - LET'S JUST LET IT GO.

SEE, YOU KNOW WHAT ? YOU WON'T LISTEN.

A HARD HEAD MAKE A SOFT BEHIND. THE CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY PATROL GOT INTO A ...

AFTER PURSUING A STOLEN VEHICLE ON THE HARBOR FREEWAY.

ONE SUSPECT WAS SHOT BY OFFICERS... I'M GLAD YOU'RE HOME.

AND IS LISTED IN STABLE CONDITION. MAKE SURE YOU STAY HERE.

THE OTHER MANAGED TO ESCAPE, BUT WAS CAUGHT ON VIDEOTAPE...

BY THE PATROL CAR DASH CAMERA.

UH, MAMA, WILL YOU MAKE ME ONE OF THEM FAMOUS BREAKFASTS YOU MAKE ?

BOY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' ? YOU ALREADY MADE BREAKFAST !

YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW BEULA IS, MAMA. GET FOR REAL.

[ Mama ] GET FOR REAL ? [ Rob ] GIRL CAN'T COOK.

[ Gunshots, Shouting ]

THANK YOU, MAMA. YOU KNOW I APPRECIATE IT.

[ Breaks Wind ] OH, MY LORD !

- WAS THAT YOU OR ME ? - [ Phone Rings ]

- SUGAR, WOULD YOU GET THAT FOR ME, PLEASE ? - [ Mumbles ]

[ Continues Ringing ]

HELLO ? YEAH, NIGGA, YOU AT HOME,

EATIN' GOOD AND FEELIN' COMFORTABLE, HUH, MOTHERFUCKER ?

YOU HEAR ME, NIGGA ? WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ?

I'M TALKIN' ABOUT YOU LEFT A LITTLE HOMEY ALL STUCK, MOTHERFUCKER.

YOU A WANTED MAN, MOTHERFUCKER.

MAN, I AIN'T HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT. WE WAS SMOKIN'--

WE WAS SMOKIN' WEED, AND THEN THE NEXT THING I KNEW, ONE-TIME WAS BEHIND US.

WE GET PULLED OVER, AND J.J. START BUSTIN' LIKE A DAMN FOOL.

WHAT THE HELL I'M SUPPOSED TO DO ? LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.

WHAT YOU WANT ME TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW FOR ?

KNOCK, KNOCK, MOTHERFUCKER.

IF ANYBODY SEE YOU FROM THE HOOD, IT'S ON, LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER.

YOU HEAR ME ? IT'S ON.

BETTER WATCH YOUR ASS, MOTHERFUCKER.

[ Dial Tone ]

DAMN. NOW I GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS FOOL.

WE HAVE LATE BREAKING NEWS ON THE HARBOR FREEWAY SHOOT-OUT...

- NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN. - BETWEEN TWO SUSPECTS AND C.H.P. OFFICERS...

ON A FREEWAY OFF-RAMP.

ONE SUSPECT WAS SHOT IN THE BUTTOCKS.

DETECTIVES HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ENHANCE THE VIDEO FOOTAGE--

WHERE YOUR SISTER AT ? WOULD YOU MIND ?

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT ? I GOTTA GET OFF THE PHONE. WE ROLLING.

[ Phone Beeps ]

JERRY ? DETECTIVES HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ENHANCE...

- THE VIDEO FOOTAGE FROM THE DASH CAMERA TO ESTABLISH... - [ Belches ]

A POSITIVE I.D. OF THE SECOND SUSPECT, WHO IS STILL AT LARGE.

YOU JUST SPRAY IT ON. YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL. LOOK ! LOOK !

WE ARE MOVING TO A DAY WHEN THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT...

WILL NO LONGER DO STATES' BUSINESS.

THREE STRIKES, ROB. I KNEW YOUR BLACK ASS WOULD FUCK UP.

- THE F-- - THANK YOU EVERYONE. THAT'S ALL.

[ Snorts, Swallows ]

- [ Belches, Breaks Wind ] - EWW ! DAMN, UNC.

YOU NEED TO LAY OFF THE MEDICATION.

GOT YOU SNORTIN' AND FARTIN' AND SHIT.

IT'S NASTY, MAN.

STEP IT UP ! GO FOR IT !

COME ON ! FEEL THE BURN ! YEAH. SEE, NOW, THAT THERE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.

- MM-HMM. - ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

WORK IT !

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN EIGHT.

THAT'S IT ! PICK IT UP !

WORK IT ! WORK IT.

FEEL THE BURN !

GO FOR IT !

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT,

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR-- [ Fades ]

- [ Man ] GO, GO, GO ! - [ Gasps ]

- [ Rob ] SHIT ! OHH ! - [ Police Shouting ]

- [ Rob ] AAAAH ! - BABY, JUST GIVE IT UP !

[ Helicopter Flying Overhead ]

I'M GONNA GET ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS !

AAAH ! I AIN'T GOIN' BACK !

BOY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ?

NOTHIN'. I-- [ Stammering ] I HAD A DREAM.

YOU HAD A DREAM ? NOW YOU MARTIN LUTHER KING.

SEE, THAT'S WHAT SMOKIN' THAT PIPE WILL DO FOR YO' ASS.

TALKIN' ABOUT YOU HAD A DREAM. [ Continues, Indistinct ]

GETTIN' ON MY LAST NERVE. WHAT YOU NEED IS A CHECKUP FROM THE NECK UP.

WHO DRANK MY LAST BEER ? IT'S A DAMN SHAME...

A MAN CAN'T EVEN COME HOME TO A COLD BEER.

YOU KNOW, ME AND YOUR MAMA WAS TALKIN' ABOUT YOUR ASS LAST NIGHT.

NOW, YOU KNOW IT COST ME $275 TO GET THAT DAMN DOOR FIXED ?

NOW THE POLICE COME, TALKIN' ABOUT THEY DON'T HAVE TO REIMBURSE ME...

'CAUSE THEY GOT A WARRANT OUT FOR YOUR ARREST.

WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT ? HOW YOU GONNA PAY FOR THAT, HUH ?

I TOLD YOU, I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD A WARRANT OUT FOR ME.

WHAT YOU MEAN, YOU DIDN'T KNOW ? I DIDN'T KNOW !

- YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ELSE. - WHAT THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ?

IT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN WHAT I TRIED TO TELL YOUR ASS LAST TIME YOU GOT CAUGHT UP IN THAT SHIT.

HUH ? DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M A FOOL.

WHAT, YOU THINK I'M CRAZY ? I JUST GOT OFF THE AIRPLANE, NOT THE BOAT.

WHO YOU THINK YOU TALKIN' TO-- I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WAS TALKIN' ABOUT.

THE BOY JUST SAID THAT IT WASN'T HIS FAULT. GIVE HIM A BREAK.

I'M GONNA GIVE HIM A BREAK. I'LL BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN HIS ASS.

DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT ! I'LL FUCK YOU UP ! UH-UH, UH-UH. JUST--

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ! I AIN'T TRYIN' TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, BABY,

BUT I'M SICK OF THIS MESS TOO ! THAT'S COOL, THEN.

IF HE DON'T WANT ME HERE, AIN'T NO PROBLEM FOR ME TO LEAVE.

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU KEEP THREATENIN' TO LEAVE. GET YOUR ASS ON OUT !

- LOOK, AIN'T NOBODY SAID YOU GOTTA LEAVE. - LET HIM GO INTO THE ARMY.

GO TO THE NAVY. SALVATION ARMY. HELL, I DON'T CARE WHERE HE GO.

JOIN THE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES, I DON'T CARE, AS LONG AS HE GET HIS MONKEY ASS OUT THIS HOUSE.

NOW, WHERE YOU GOIN' TO ? YOU KNOW HOW ROUGH IT IS OUT THERE IN THEM STREETS.

GONNA GO STAY WITH JUANITA. KEEP BEGGIN' HIM TO STAY. SHIT, LET HIM GO !

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY HIM NO MIND. YOU CAN STAY HERE AS LONG AS YOU'RE MY SON.

MAMA, MAMA-- I'M SORRY, BUT I GOTTA GO. JUANITA, LOLITA, AQUANITA.

I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU GO. SHIT. WHOO, LORD HAVE MERCY.

♪ I GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN MY HANDS ♪

WAIT A MINUTE, NOW. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO NOWHERE.

YOU JUST GOT HERE, ROB !

[ Door Slams ]

I GOT ON YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE.

- WHAT KIND IS THAT ? - HARD-ON.

DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SMELL IT, DID YOU ? [ Chuckles ]

HI. I'M HERE TO BOND OUT RAY.

UH, WHAT'S HIS LAST NAME ? RAY.

RAY'S HIS FIRST NAME OR LAST NAME ? BOTH. RAY RAY.

[ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]

LET ME CHECK. DO THAT.

RAY RAY. UH, NOPE, I DON'T SEE NO RAY RAY.

WELL, KEEP LOOKIN'. HE'S IN THERE. HE'S IN HERE.

WELL, IF HE AIN'T HERE, HE AIN'T IN HERE. I KNOW YOU AIN'T BLIND AND BALD.

HEY, WATCH IT. LISTEN. NO, YOU WATCH IT.

JUST FIND RAY RAY. FIND RAY RAY. DON'T CALL ME BALD.

HEY, HEY, HEY, TIME OUT. [ Both Arguing ]

PEOPLE, COME ON. LET'S KEEP IT CALM.

LET A BROTHER HANDLE THE SISTER'S BUSINESS. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN', OKAY ?

EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. MY NAME'S DETECTIVE JENKINS.

IS THERE SOMETHING I COULD HELP YOU WITH ? GET YOUR HAND OFF OF ME !

HELL, NO. ARREST THIS BITCH ! YOU DON'T KNOW ME !

OH, HELL, NAW. HELL, YEAH. HELL, YEAH.

HELL, NAW. SELLOUT ! OH, I'M GONNA SELL YOU OUT.

YOU AIN'T GOT TO CALL FOR RAY RAY, BABY. YOU ABOUT TO MEET HIM !

PUT HER IN THE HOLE !

Y'ALL SAW THAT, MAN. I HAD TO GET HER. I SAW THAT.

SHE COULD HAVE STUCKE ALL IN MY EYE WITH ONE OF THEM PRESS-ONS, RIGHT ?

RIGHT ? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.

UP. GET UP. COME ON. YO, WHAT'S WITH THE CUFFS ?

DAMO.

[ Computer Voice ] HEY, BABY, WANNA SEE MY DIC? SALDAMO !

IS IT A BIG ONE ? BIG ENOUGH AND HARD ENOUGH.

SALDAMO ? SALDAMO.

YOU GOT A POSITIVE I.D. ON THAT SUSPECT IN THE FREEWAY SHOOTING YET ?

NO, SIR, CAPTAIN. WE'VE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE WITH OUR COMPUTERS.

I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO ACCESS THE MAINFRAME DOWNTOWN.

JUST CALL 'EM UP. TELL 'EM TO FIX IT, YOU KNOW ?

- WE NEED THAT I.D. - I'VE BEEN CALLING ALL NIGHT. I CAN'T GET THROUGH.

- JUST KEEP TRYING. - WE DID GET THAT DRAWING FROM THE SKETCH ARTIST, SIR.

OH. LET ME SEE.

I KNOW THIS GUY. OH, WAIT A MINUTE. WHO DREW THIS ?

SAMUELS.

THEY LOOK ALIKE, RIGHT ? YEAH ?

LET'S GET A NEW SKETCH ARTIST.

- YES, SIR. I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT. - JENKINS ! JENKINS !

WHAT ? JENKINS, OH, GOOD. YOU'RE BACK FROM COUNTY.

YOU INTERVIEWED THE OTHER SUSPECT, RIGHT ?

I'M GONNA CHECK ON IT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

KEEP ME UPDATED, OKAY ? ALL RIGHT.

RIGHT AFTER I TAKE A SHIT.

SHIT.

HELLO ? HELLO, JUANITA ? ANYBODY CALL FOR ME ?

ANYBODY BEEN LOOKIN' FOR ME ? WHY YOU TALKIN' SO FAST ?

- ANYBODY LIKE WHO ? - JUST HAVE YOU SEEN ANYBODY ?

NO. YES, I'M SURE. YOU SURE ?

COOL, COOL, COOL. I'LL BE OVER THERE IN A MINUTE.

- WHAT'S WRONG ? - NOTHIN'. ME AND POPS GOT INTO IT.

I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT LATER. OKAY.

- ALL RIGHT, THEN. I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE. - ALL RIGHT.

[ Woman ] MR. CORTINO'S OFFICE. WHO'S CALLING, PLEASE ?

ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. I'LL CONNECT YOU.

[ Phone Beeps ] MR. CORTINO, YOU HAVE A CALL ON LINE SEVEN.

MR. CORTINO ? [ Snoring ]

MR. CORTINO ! HUH ? WHAT ? WHO IS IT ?

IT'S A DETECTIVE JENKINS FROM DIVISION 77.

DIVISION 77 ? THANKS.

YEAH. I HOPE YOU'RE CALLIN' ME...

ABOUT SENDIN' SOMEBODY TO PICK UP THESE SHITBIRDS...

THAT HAVE BEEN CLOGGING MY OFFICE FOR THE PAST SIX HOURS.

NO, THIS IS DETECTIVE JENKINS. I'M CALLING ABOUT ONE OF YOUR PAROLEES.

HIS NAME IS ROBERT DOUGLAS.

OH, YEAH.

THIS IS THE SUSPECT IN THAT FREEWAY SHOOTING YESTERDAY.

- HOW COME YOU'RE JUST CALLIN' ME NOW ? - THE BUCKET THEY WERE IN...

WAS REPORTED STOLEN ABOUT 9:00 A.M.

OOH, THAT'S NICE TO KNOW.

LOOK, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. IF HE CONTACTS YOU, YOU CONTACT ME. RIGHT.

AND YOU'RE GONNA SEND SOMEBODY TO PICK UP THESE SHITBIRDS.

I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

MR. CORTINO, YOU HAVE ANOTHER CALL ON LINE THREE. YEAH, I GOT IT, AMINA.

JENKINS. I HOPE YOU'RE CALLING TO TELL ME THE WAGON'S ON THE WAY.

WAGON ? NO, MR. CORTINO, THIS IS ROB.

I MEAN, ROBERT DOUGLAS. I DIDN'T EVEN EXPECT TO CATCH YOU THIS LATE.

- I WAS GONNA LEAVE A MESSAGE. - OH. DOUGLAS. HOW NICE OF YOU TO CALL.

MAN, SHIT'S BEEN ROUGH. WHERE ARE YOU ?

WHERE YOU AT ? DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHERE I'M AT. I'M WHERE I'M IS.

OH, YOU'RE GONNA BE A TOUGH GUY NOW ?

YOU AIN'T GONNA BE SO TOUGH WHEN THE GOON SQUAD PUTS A CAP IN YOUR ASS.

MAN, I AIN'T HAD NOTHIN' TO DO WITH THAT SHOOTIN'. SO IT WAS YOU.

HELL, NAW. LOOK, I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

HEY, THERE'S NOTHING TO EXPLAIN. WE GOT YOU ON TAPE.

LISTEN TO ME, DOUGLAS. THE BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO...

IS TO COME DOWN HERE AND TURN YOURSELF IN.

I GOT SOME GUYS ON THE BENCH HERE YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH 'TIL THE WAGON COMES.

YOU DO THAT, AND YOU'LL SAVE US ALL SOME HEADACHE.

YOU KNOW THE POLICE AIN'T GONNA SHOW ME NO LOVE IF THEY CATCH UP TO ME.

- IF ? YOU MEAN WHEN, DON'T YOU ? - I SEE YOU BEIN' A LOT OF HELP.

- I DIDN'T GET YOU INTO THIS. - YEAH, AND YOU AIN'T DOIN' NOTHIN' TO GET ME OUT, EITHER.

I TOLD YOU, TURN YOURSELF IN.

- MAN, I GOTTA GO. - HEY, HEY, DOUGLAS, WAIT !

- MAN, WHAT ? - LISTEN TO ME.

YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS THE THIRD TIME FOR YOU.

[ Cell Door Slams ] [ Chuckling ]

[ Cortino ] FUCKIN' DOOFUS.

GOT YOUR PHONE CALL.

[ Dial Tone ]

[ Line Ringing ]

J.J.

[ Rings ]

HEY, THIS IS DAHLIA. I'M NOT IN RIGHT NOW. LEAVE ME A BRIEF MESSAGE AT THE BEEP.

HELLO ? [ Operator ] WILL YOU ACCEPT A COLLECT CALL FROM--

[ J.J. ] J.J. DO YOU ACCEPT THIS CALL ?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WHAT'S UP, DOG ?

WHAT'S UP, LOC ? YOU STRAIGHT ? EVERYTHING GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ?

YEAH, NIGGA GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. JUST TRYING TO RECOVER.

NIGGA ASS SORER THAN A MOTHERFUCKER, THOUGH.

[ Laughs ] THAT'S RIGHT, YOU CAUGHT ONE IN THE ASS, HUH ?

- DID IT HURT ? - DID IT HURT ?

- DO YOU NEED... SOMETHIN' ? - HELL, NO, YOU CAN'T GIVE ME NOTHIN', NIGGA !

- HEY, WHO YOU TALKIN' TO ? - SOME FAT-ASS FAG...

KEEP WALKIN' BY THE DOOR, PEEPIN' IN.

BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, HELL, YEAH, IT HURT, NIGGA.

PLUS, I GOTTA SLEEP WITH MY ASS IN THE AIR FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.

YOU KNOW I AIN'T GONNA GET NO REST IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

- DON'T TRIP. YOU IN SICK BAY, BRO. - THAT DON'T MEAN NOTHIN'.

GOTTA WATCH THE GUARDS AROUND THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

YOU DOZE OFF, THEY WIND UP HITTIN' YOU.

OH, I SEEN Y'ALL ON THE NEWS THE OTHER NIGHT TOO. YOU A STAR, BOY.

SAY WHAT ? HEY, Y'ALL SEE THAT PUNK-ASS NIGGA IN THE HOOD ?

NAW, I AIN'T SEEN THAT NIGGA YET, BUT--

- WHAT'S UP WITH YOU AND THAT NIGGA, THOUGH ? - MAN.

THE DETECTIVES COMIN' UP HERE TO ASK ME ABOUT DUDE TOMORROW.

- YOU KNOW WHAT TO TELL 'EM ? - I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA TELL 'EM.

THEY TRYIN' TO GIVE A NIGGA A DOVE WITH A "L" FOR THAT SHIT.

- WHAT YOU GONNA TELL 'EM ? - I'M GONNA TELL 'EM WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANNA HEAR.

THAT NIGGA ALREADY GOT TWO STRIKES ANYWAY. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ?

- THIS HIS THIRD ONE. - MAN, THAT'S SOME COLD SHIT. NIGGA LOOKIN' AT 25 TO LIFE.

- WHO HAD THE STRAP, THOUGH ? - NIGGA, I STAY HEATED.

- THAT'S RIGHT. - BETTER HIM THAN ME.

THAT'S RIGHT. [ Guard ] TIME'S UP.

COUNT IN FIVE MINUTES.

HEY, MAN THE GUARD'S TRIPPIN', ABOUT TO CUT OFF THE PHONE-- COUNT IN FIVE MINUTES.

DAMN, MAN, THAT WAS MOMS.

YO' MOMS. [ Laughing ]

WHAT ?

[ Laughing ]

- HEY, NO, DEP. HEY ! - IT'S-- IT'S WINKY TIME, BABY.

LET'S PLAY 19 INCHES OF FUN.

- ME AND YOU, RIGHT NOW. - YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR ASS UP AND GET UP OUT OF HERE.

- DO YOU NEED TO SEE IT ? - HEY, YO, DEP !

[ Rob ] MIKE ! MIKE !

MOTHERFUCKER. WHAT'S UP, HOMEY ?

MY SAHAB. WHAT'S UP, WEEBLE ?

WHAT'S GOIN' ON, MAN ? YOU COOL ?

SHIT, NIGGA JUST BEEN MODULATIN'. RIGHT, RIGHT.

I SEE YOU LOOKIN' GOOD. NIGGA ALL SUITED AND BOOTED.

EVERYTHING STILL ROLLIN' FOR YA ? SHIT COOL, NIGGA.

I JUST OPENED THIS BEAUTY SALON FOR 'WEEZIE.

THAT NIGGA JUST STARTED THIS RECORD COMPANY CALLED SICWITIT RECORDS.

SELL 100,000 THROUGH THE UNDERGROUND, THAT'S GHETTO GOLD.

IF I CAN GET THAT SHIT POPPIN', NIGGA, I'M STRAIGHT.

RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. WHAT'S HAPPENIN' WITH YOU, THOUGH ?

I JUST GOT OUT.

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH. CHECK THIS OUT. SMELL ME ON THIS ONE, WEEBLE.

I APPRECIATE YOU, SINCERELY, FOR DOIN' THAT LITTLE OLD TIME...

FOR YOUR SAHAB, PULLIN' THEM BULLETS, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ?

YOU A REAL NIGGA, NIGGA. IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO.

YOU THREW THE DAMN GUN IN MY LAP.

THAT WAS QUICK THINKIN'. BUT A NIGGA AIN'T LIKE THAT SHIT.

I'M SAYIN', WEEBLE, I HAD TO THINK QUICK. THE EL ROYS WAS ON MY ASS.

IT WAS VERY VALUABLE FOR ME TO DO THAT.

RIGHT, RIGHT. BUT I AIN'T TRIPPIN', MAN. BUT HEY,

WHY DON'T YOU LET A NIGGA HOLD SOMETHIN' ?

YOU KNOW WHAT ? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ?

TAKE THESE MARBLES RIGHT HERE, WEEBLE,

GET BACK WITH YOUR SAHAB WITH THE GYPSYNESS, AND I MIGHT HAVE A JOB FOR YOU.

OH, NO, MAN, I AIN'T FUCKIN' AROUND. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

THIS ANOTHER JOB. GET BACK AT YOUR SAHAB. I'M FLYIN' STRAIGHT NOW.

OKAY. COOL, BIG HOMEY. ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, WEEBLE ? ONE. ONE.

OH, SHIT. HEY ! CAN I ROLL WITH YOU ?

GET BACK WITH ME. LATER ON, WE GONNA GET OUR CHANCE TO ROLL.

RIGHT NOW, I GOT THIS COOL LITTLE OLD BREEZIE, COKE BOTTLE SHAPE,

WAITIN' FOR YOUR SAHAB AT THE COFFEE TABLE.

ALL RIGHT MAN. I'LL JUST GET BACK WITH YOU LATER ON. ONE LOVE.

YEAH ! THIS JUST WHAT A NIGGA NEEDED.

[ Engine Starts ] ♪ [ Hip Hop ]

[ Line Ringing ] [ Sniffs ]

- HEY ! THAT'S HIM ! - [ Phone Ringing ]

MAN, THAT'S TRUCK TURNER, MAN !

MAN, THAT'S HIM ! HEY, NOW WAIT A MINUTE, MAN !

NOW, YOU SAID KILL A NIGGA. THAT'S TRUCK TURNER.

LOOK, MAN, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ? WE GOT A JOB TO DO !

MAN, LOOK HERE, MAN ! COME ON !

[ Juanita ] WHO'S THIS ? [ Rob ] HELLO, JUANITA ?

YEAH, ROB. WHAT'S UP NOW ? YOU BUSY ?

NOT REALLY. WHY YOU CALLIN' ME BACK ? YOU NOT COMIN' ?

I WAS COMIN', BUT LOOK, I NEED YOU TO MEET ME...

AT THAT HOTEL-EASY THAT WE WENT TO THAT PROM-EASY AT.

- WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ? - NEVER MIND, ALL RIGHT ? JUST MEET ME THERE IN 30 MINUTES.

- FOR WHAT ? - DON'T WORRY ABOUT "FOR WHAT."

- JUST MEET ME THERE. - WELL, I'M HUNGRY. AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THERE ?

- ASK GRANDPA CAN YOU USE HIS CAR. - ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. HEY, STOP AND GET SOME DRINKS.

- WHAT YOU WANT ? - YOU KNOW I GOT TO HAVE THAT YACK...

WHEN I'M ABOUT TO BREAK YO' BACK ! [ Laughs ]

OH, IS THAT RIGHT ? THAT'S MORE THAN RIGHT.

- BYE. - BYE.

TAXI !

WHO TOLD YOU YOU CAN SMOKE IN MY CAR ?

LET ME HIT THAT SHIT.

JENKINS. ROBERTS.

WELL, NOW, JUST CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG HERE,

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A LEAD ON THIS KID YET ?

- I TALKED TO HIS P.O. - UH-HUH. WHAT DID HE TELL YOU ?

HE DIDN'T TELL ME SHIT. HE SAID HE HADN'T SEEN HIM.

SO, WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE YOU ?

WELL, I GUESS WE COULD TAKE A RIDE THROUGH HIS OLD NEIGHBORHOOD.

- YEAH. - WORKIN' TOGETHER.

GOT YOUR FEET NAILED TO THE GODDAMN FLOOR.

DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO HIM. HE'S STILL UPSET ABOUT THAT O.J. TRIAL.

HELL, I THINK HE DID IT TOO ! DAMN.

[ Valet ] HELLO. WELCOME TO THE HOTEL, MA'AM. HOW CAN I HELP YOU ?

[ Juanita ] HERE. BE CAREFUL WITH IT, NOW.

[ Valet ] HAVE A NICE NIGHT.

[ Driver, Rob Laughing ]

[ Rob ] RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE, DUDE !

[ Laughing, Chattering ]

I TOLD YOU THIS IS SOME BOMB SHIT, DOG !

[ Valet ] HI, GUYS. HI, GUYS. WELCOME TO THE HOTEL.

ANY BAGS OR ANYTHING ?

TAKE MY BAG, MAN. HEY, MAN, NO PROBLEM.

HEY, I'M GONNA GET AT YOU. ONE LOVE.

JOHNSON. JUANITA JOHNSON.

ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE A RESERVATION WITH... US ?

YES, I'M SURE. MY MAN TOLD ME TO MEET HIM HERE.

I'M SORRY, I JUST DON'T SEE YOU OR YOUR MAN'S NAME IN THE SYSTEM.

YEAH, WELL, THEN I THINK YOU NEED TO CHECK A LITTLE BIT DEEPER INTO THE SYSTEM.

WHAT'S GOIN' ON ?

SHE TALKIN' ABOUT SHE DON'T SEE OUR NAME IN THE RESERVATIONS.

I DIDN'T MAKE NO RESERVATIONS.

OH. YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT THEN.

LOOK, I'M SORRY FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING, BUT CAN WE GET A ROOM ?

YES, SIR. YOU CERTAINLY CAN. OUR ROOMS START AT $250 A NIGHT.

TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS ? WHAT'S WITH YOU--

BABY, THIS PLACE IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL, BUT $250 A NIGHT ?

JUST CHILL OUT. TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS ?

YOU HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY, ROB ? 'CAUSE IF YOU DO, YOU CAN GIVE ME 200...

AND WE CAN GO OVER TO THE SNOOTY FOX. THE SNOOTY FOX ?

ALL THESE RITZY PEOPLE, YOU TALKIN' ABOUT THE SNOOTY FOX ? CHILL OUT.

NEVER MIND HER, OKAY ? WE'LL TAKE THE ROOM AND PUT 50 ON THE PHONE.

BABY, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT MONEY FROM ?

LOOK, DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHERE I GOT THE MONEY FROM. JUST CHILL OUT.

[ Mumbling ]

HERE'S YOUR ROOM KEY, SIR. ELEVATOR'S JUST DOWN THE HALL TO YOUR LEFT.

HAVE A GREAT DAY. THANK YOU.

HEH HEH ! YOUR BAG, SIR.

OOH ! BLUE 42 ! HUT, HUT !

COME ON IN HERE, GIRL.

OOOOO-WEE !

HA HA ! LIKE THIS, HUH ?

WE GONNA GET BUSY UP IN HERE, GIRL !

YOU STILL DIDN'T TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT THAT MONEY FROM.

LOOK, WOMAN, I DONE TOLD YOU ABOUT QUESTIONIN' ME.

WE JUST WENT OVER THIS THE OTHER DAY.

WHO YOU TALKIN' TO ? UH, HELLO !

I DON'T SEE NOBODY ELSE UP IN THIS ROOM.

OH, SO NOW YOU TRYIN' TO BE FUNNY, HUH ?

YOU KNOW WHAT ? YOU AIN'T HAD NONE OF THIS IN A YEAR.

YOU KEEP MESSIN' AROUND, AND YOU WON'T GET NONE FOR A WHOLE 'NOTHER ONE.

HEY !

I'M GONNA TAKE A BATH. LET ME COME TOO.

YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR ASS OUT HERE. QUIT PLAYIN' ! JUANITA !

ALL RIGHT, COOL ! GO ON IN THERE THEN !

I'M JUST GONNA KK BACK, RELAX AND ORDER ME UP SOME ROOM SERVICE.

ORDER ME SOME TOO.

THAT LITTLE FUCKER AIN'T ANYWHERE NEAR HERE, MAN.

YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST ROUTINE QUESTIONING, MAN.

SHIT, HOME'S THE LAST PLACE I'D BE IF I WAS ON THE FUCKIN' HOT SHEET.

WELL, IF ALL THE CRIMINALS START THINKIN' LIKE YOU,

THEY'LL FUCK AROUND AND PUT US OUT OF WORK.

THEN I'LL HAVE TO ARREST YO' ASS.

MAN, COME ON. YOU KNOW I'M ON DUTY.

THEY DONE WROTE ME UP FOR PULLIN' MY GUN ON THAT CRAZY BITCH AT THE PRECINCT.

SORRY ABOUT THAT, MAN. GOOD SHIT, THOUGH.

[ Pounding On Door ] [ Rob ] GIRL, COME ON OUT ! I GOTTA TAKE A PISS !

[ Mumbling, Indistinct ]

YOU JUST IMPATIENT. YOU JUST IMPATIENT.

I'M TIRED OF WAITIN' ON YOU.

JUST LIKE THEM OTHER PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE, IMPATIENT.

THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. I'M NOT GONNA FOOL WITH YOU, THOUGH.

NOT GONNA FOOL WITH YOU.

♪ [ Whistling ] [ Rings ]

SHIT, MAN, THERE AIN'T NOBODY HERE.

[ Sighs ] MAYBE THEY'RE WATCHIN' JERRY SPRINGER.

[ Mama ] WHO IS IT ? DETECTIVE JENKINS FROM THE 77th PRECINCT.

MA'AM, WE JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR SON, ROBERT DOUGLAS.

HE'S NOT HERE.

WELL, MA'AM, IF YOU COULD OPEN THE DOOR,

WE JUST WANT TO ASK A COUPLE QUESTIONS, THAT'S ALL.

YOU GOT A WARRANT ? NO, MA'AM.

THEN I'M NOT OPENIN' THE DOOR.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, THAT'S FINE WITH ME. I'M JUST TRYIN' TO SAVE...

YOUR LITTLE BABY BOY FROM GETTIN' HIS FUCKIN' HEAD BLOWN OFF.

[ Door Opening ]

EXCUSE ME ? UH, EXCUSE ME ? WHAT DID YOU SAY ?

WE JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SON IF HE'S ON THE PREMISES. HE'S NOT HERE.

MA'AM, DO YOU MIND IF WE SEARCH THE FRONT OF THE-- DO YOU HAVE A WARRANT ?

I SAID NO, BUT-- THEN I WOULD SUGGEST YOU LEAVE THE PREMISES.

ALL RIGHT, THEN. IF YOU HAPPEN TO SEE YOUR SON,

CAN I ASK YOU TO TELL HIM TO CALL THE 77th PRECINCT ?

MM-HMM. DO YOU HAVE A CARD ?

YOU KNOW WHAT ? I LEFT MY CARD. HMM.

BUT TELL HIM-- WHY DON'T YOU, WHEN YOU GET A CARD, COME BACK ?

OKAY, THEN I'LL DO THAT. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY. AND BACK ATCHA. YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO.

CAN I SHOOT HER ? THESE PEOPLE, MAN. MY NERVES, MAN !

♪ [ R & B ]

ROB.

I MISSED YOU.

I WAITED A WHOLE YEAR FOR YOU.

I WAITED A WHOLE YEAR FOR YOU TOO.

I DIDN'T EVEN JACK OFF THE WHOLE TIME I WAS LOCKED UP.

[ Juanita ] OH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

[ Sniffles ]

[ Dialing Numbers ]

[ Ringing ]

[ Both Mumbling ]

DOUGLAS. [ Coughs ] DOUGLAS RESIDENCE.

MAMA. ROB ?

[ Rob ] YEAH, MAMA, IT'S ME. WHERE IN THE HELL ARE YOU ?

IS THAT HIM ? PRINT ME OUT A LOCATION RIGHT NOW.

[ Mama ] POLICEMEN HAVE BEEN OVER HERE LOOKIN' FOR YOU.

YOUR FACE HAS BEEN IN THE NEWS, AND THEY SAY YOU ARMED AND DANGEROUS.

MARINA DEL REY ? WHAT THE FUCK'S HE DOIN' THERE ?

[ Pops ] TELL HIM TO KEEP HIS ASS THERE. DON'T BRING THAT HEAT HERE.

JUST BE QUIET, BABY. THEY LIABLE TO KILL HIM. THEY DON'T CARE NOTHIN' ABOUT HIM !

WELL, THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT US EITHER. TELL HIM DON'T BRING THE HEAT OVER HERE.

BETTER GET JENKINS ON THE HORN.

MAMA, CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN. EVERYTHING GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

I'M GONNA GET A LAWYER. I AIN'T DO NOTHIN'.

CALM DOWN ? IF YOU DIDN'T DO NOTHIN', WHAT YOU NEED A LAWYER FOR ?

I DONE TOLD YOU THAT THE POLICE HAVE BEEN OVER HERE LOOKIN' FOR YOU.

NOW, Y-YOUR FACE HAS BEEN ON THE NEWS MORE THAN THE RODNEY KING BEATING.

THEY LIABLE TO SHOOT YOU ON SIGHT.

- WHAT ? - YOU HEARD ME. AND WHERE YOU GONNA GET...

THE MONEY TO PAY FOR A LAWYER ?

I SURE AIN'T PUTTIN' THIS HOUSE UP FOR HIS SORRY ASS.

AND-- AND THIS GIRL CALLED OVER HERE,

SAYIN' IT WAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT, SOMETHING ABOUT SOME TAPES.

SHE SAID IT WAS SOMETHING THAT WAS LIABLE TO KEEP YOU OUT OF JAIL.

NOW, BABY, WHAT IN THE WORLD IS ALL OF THAT FOR ? WELL, WHO WAS SHE ?

- DAHLIA. NAME WAS DAHLIA. - DAHLIA ?

OH, DAHLIA ! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW WHO THAT IS. DID SHE LEAVE A NUMBER ?

YEAH.

- OKAY. YOU GOT A PEN ? - OKAY.

555-3555. 213 AREA.

ALL RIGHT, MAMA. I'M GONNA CALL YOU LATER.

- LOOK, BABY, COME ON HOME. - I'M GONNA CALL YOU. I PROMISE.

ROB, JUST COME HOME, BABY. I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

NOW, I CAN'T TAKE TOO MUCH MORE OF THIS.

I'M GONNA BE FINE. AIN'T NOTHIN' GONNA HAPPEN TO ME.

SOON AS I GET ALL THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT, I'M GONNA CALL YOU.

I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU. I LOVE YOU TOO.

ROB, JUST COME HOME. BYE.

[ Sighs ] SHIT.

- AAAAAH ! - STOP FUCKIN' WITH ME !

LOOK, I TOLD YOU. I WENT TO PICK HOMEBOY UP,

AND THAT NIGGA WENT CRAZY, MAN.

HE WENT CRAZY ?

HE HAD A GUN. TWO GUNS.

TWO GUNS. WELL, THEN WHAT DID HE DO ?

- NIGGA KIDNAPPED ME. - SEE, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT YOU LYIN' LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER.

NOW, THE REPORT I READ SAID THAT YOU SHOT FIRST.

HE SHOT 'EM, MAN ! I DIDN'T SHOOT NOBODY.

YEAH ? WHAT ABOUT THE CAR ?

THE CAR ? YEAH, THE CAR.

ALL RIGHT. I-I DID THE CAR.

THAT'S WHAT I DO. I STEAL CARS. BUT THAT'S IT, SIR.

JENKINS, YOU GOT A CALL IN THE CAGE.

WELL, WHO IS IT ? IT'S SALDAMO.

ALL RIGHT. KEEP AN EYE ON THIS LITTLE SHIT, AND I'M GONNA BE BACK LATER.

AH, GOT YOU !

- THINK YOU'RE A REAL BAD ASS, DON'T YOU ? - NO, SIR.

I BET YOU AIN'T GONNA BE SUCH A BAD ASS WHEN YOU'RE DOING TEN YEARS IN SOLEDAD.

ROBERTS.

FUCK HIM. FUCK 'EM BOTH.

WELL, COME ON. ABOUT TIME YOU GOT UP OUT OF THERE.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ? I GOTTA DO MY THING.

MM-HMM.

[ Phone Ringing ]

- HELLO. - HELLO. MAY I SPEAK TO DAHLIA, PLEASE ?

THIS IS SHE. THIS IS JUANITA.

ROB'S WIFE. WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR NUMBER DOING IN MY MAN'S POCKET ?

- EXCUSE ME ? - BITCH, YOU HEARD ME.

BITCH ? I GOT YOUR BITCH, BITCH.

- YEAH, WELL, DON'T BE CALLIN' MY MAN, THEN. - I DIDN'T CALL YOUR MAN.

I CALLED HIS MAMA. YOU CALLED HIS MAMA ?

WHAT YOU DOIN' CALLIN' MRS. DOUGLAS ? THAT'S MY MOTHER-IN-LAW.

WHAT ? LOOK, I WAS JUST CALLIN' TRYIN' TO HELP ROB'S ASS GET OUT OF TROUBLE.

GIRL, WHO IS YOU TALKIN' TO ?

SOME HO NAMED DAHLIA.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ? HELLO, DAHLIA.

YOU BETTER TELL HER WHERE YOU ARE. YEAH, GIRL. WHAT'S UP ?

MY MAMA SAY YOU GOT SOME TAPE GONNA HELP GET ME OUT OF THIS SHIT.

YEAH. YOU NEED TO COME OVER HERE AND SEE WHAT I HAVE.

YEAH. I CAN BE OVER THERE IN LIKE AN HOUR. OKAY.

YOU REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE ? YEAH, I REMEMBER. UNCLE DAVE'S STREET, RIGHT ?

- UH-HUH. - ALL RIGHT. BYE.

WHAT THE HELL IS YOU DOIN' GOIN' THROUGH MY SHIT ?

YOU PROBABLY DIPPED IN MY CHEESE. WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU ?

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN HAVIN' THAT TACK-HEAD'S PHONE NUMBER IN YOUR WALLET.

AIN'T NOTHIN' GOIN' ON WITH ME AND HER. SHE'S JUST TRYING TO HELP A NIGGA OUT.

SIT AND WAIT FOR YOUR ASS WHILE YOU GETTIN' READY TO GO OVER TO SOME GIRL'S HOUSE IN AN HOUR ?

YOU KNOW WHAT ? I NEED TO USE GRANDPA'S CAR TO GO OVER THERE.

UH-UH. UH-UH. NOPE.

WHAT IS YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ? I NEED TO USE THE CAR.

AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET HOME ? CATCH A CAB.

A CAB ? YEAH, USE THAT MONEY YOU STOLE FROM ME.

OH, SO NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO ACCUSE ME OF TAKING YOUR MONEY.

NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO ACCUSE ME OF TAKING YOUR MONEY. JUST LET ME USE THE CAR.

YOUR CAR, SIR.

OH, I GUESS YOU WANT A TIP, HUH ? IT WOULD BE MOST APPROPRIATE.

STAY OUT OF DARK ALLEYS AT NIGHT. I BEG YOUR PARDON ?

NIGGA, MOVE ! ALL RIGHT, MAN.

I GOT ALL KINDS OF STUFF TO DO. STOP IT.

[ Tires Screeching ]

[ Laughing ] NIGGA, STOP.

YOU ABOUT TO MAKE ME FART. SHIT.

[ Laughs ]

MAN, I SLAPPED THAT SKINNY MOTHERFUCKER ON HIS NARROW ASS SO HARD,

I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA START SHITTING BULLETS. [ Laughing ]

I CAN'T TIGHTEN YOU UP NOW. WE ON POLICE BUSINESS.

YOU GOT A PIECE OF THAT ASS TOO, THOUGH. [ Laughing ]

LET'S TAKE CARE OF THIS. [ Chuckling ]

GAW-W-WDDAMN.

[ Hisses ]

HEY. WHAT'S HAPPENIN' WITH YOU, NIGGA ?

NOTHIN'. I WAS JUST-- I WAS JUST WHAT ?

I WAS HERE WHEN-- FUCK THAT !

WHAT'S UP, WEEBLE ? HOW ARE YOU ? LONG TIME NO SEE.

I CATCH NIGGAS DOIN' THAT SHIT ALL THE TIME. THAT'S WHY I HAD TO MARRY THE BREEZIE.

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ? I HEAR YOU, DOG.

THINKING ABOUT MARRYING MY GIRL TOO, IF I CAN EVER GET HER TO STOP TRIPPIN' SO DAMN MUCH.

LIKE THAT. YEAH, I HEARD, NIGGA. I HEARD, I HEARD.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE-- WHAT YOU DOIN' OUT ON THE STREETS ANYWAY ?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE HOT AS A FIRECRACKER, BOY.

THEY GOT EVERYBODY AFTER YOUR ASS.

MY GRANDMAMA SEEN YOUR ASS AT THE MOTHERFUCKING POST OFFICE, NIGGA.

MY GRANDMAMA SEEN THAT SHIT.

AMERICA'S MOST WANTED, CHANNEL TWO. CHANNEL SEVEN. NIGGA, YOU HOT AS A FIRECRACKER.

- WHAT THE-- - [ Police Dispatcher ] ROBERT DOUGLAS. BLACK MALE.

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YOU GOT MY SHIT ON FIRE. THEY LEFT THE LOT YET ?

YEAH, THEY GONE, NIGGA.

YOU GONNA HAVE TO TOUCH THE GRAVEL, BUST A PATTERN UP OUT OF THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

I'M OUT, BUT THE REASON I CAME THROUGH--

I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU KNEW ANY GOOD LAWYERS.

CHECK WITH ME LATER. I MIGHT HAVE SOMEONE FOR YOU.

ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA HOLLER AT THAT BOY LIBOWITZ.

COOL. ALL RIGHT ? ONE, BABY.

ALL RIGHT. ONE. ALL RIGHT.

[ Video Game Beeping ] [ Dahlia ] YOU KNOW WHAT ?

YOU NEED TO FIND SOMETHING MORE CONSTRUCTIVE TO DO WITH YOUR TIME.

AND YOU KEEP HANGING WITH J.J., YOU GONNA WIND UP JUST LIKE HE IS-- IN JAIL !

WHY YOU TRIPPIN' ? I AIN'T TRIPPIN'.

I HEARD THAT SHIT Y'ALL LEFT ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE THE OTHER NIGHT !

YOU TRIPPIN'. NO, I AIN'T TRIPPIN'. YOU TRIPPIN'.

I'M TRIPPIN', AND I AIN'T EVEN DID NOTHIN'.

JUST STAY AWAY FROM HIM, AND DON'T BE ACCEPTING NO MORE COLLECT CALLS ON MY DAMN PHONE !

MAN, YOU TRIPPIN' ! NO, NIGGA, YOU TRIPPIN' ! TAKE YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE THEN !

AND PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP !

[ Dahlia Muttering ] GET ON MY NERVES, MAN. THAT'S ALL RIGHT, THOUGH.

FAT ASS. YOU NEED TO GO RUN AROUND THE CORNER OR SOMETHING. [ Muttering Continues ]

THEN THE NIGGA GOT THE NERVE TO ACCEPT A COLLECT CALL ON MY PHONE !

[ Laughs ]

BUST-ASS NIGGA.

♪ [ Hip Hop ] [ Tone Humming ]

♪ [ Stops ] [ Humming ]

HITCHHIKER.

SUNSHINE. HEY, SUNSHINE.

I MEAN YOU. DAMN, BABY. SHIT ! [ Men Laughing ]

OLD BUCKET-HEAD BITCH !

[ Laughing Continues ] FUCK Y'ALL !

HA, HA, HA ! SHE'S JUST NEVER BEEN WITH NO PRETTY NIGGA. [ Chattering ]

HA, HA, HA. HA, HA, HA. [ Laughing, Chattering ]

[ Chattering Continues ] WHAT UP, NIGGA. WHAT UP ? YEAH. WHAT'S UP, BABY ?

HEY, MAN. SMOKE THAT SHIT OUTSIDE.

HUSH, YOUNG BOY. I GOT SPERM BIGGER THAN YOU, MAN.

WHAT'S UP, PARTNER ? MM-MM. HERE'S THE JOINT HAND. WHAT'S UP, MAN ?

WHAT'S UP, GIRL ?

WHAT Y'ALL NIGGAS UP TO ?

OH, LORD. WHAT WE GOT HERE ? IT'S FAT BOY DAY TODAY.

WE GOT FAT BARBERS, FAT CUSTOMERS.

LITTLE PEABO BRYSONS. FADE MY FUR, DOG.

MAN, DON'T NEVER SNATCH MY HAT LIKE THAT. WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN ?

SPACE COWBOY. I'M GOIN' DOWN TO THE Chick'N'Strip.

SEE SOME... HO'S.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, GO TO THE Chick'N'Strip.

NIGGA, I'M GOIN' TO THE CENTURY CLUB,

WHERE I GET FREE... BOOTY.

I GET FREE BOOTY. I'M GOIN' TO THE CENTURY CLUB, MOTHERFUCKER.

WATCH HOW I SLIDE UP INTO THEM HO'S.

SO WHERE IT'S AT ? IT'S OVER HERE.

COOL, COOL. LET'S CHECK IT OUT. SEE WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.

MM-HMM. I'M GONNA PLAY IT, BUT, SEE, FIRST,

YOU GOT SOMETHIN' I WANT.

MMM, A DEMO BUDGET ? THIS ISN'T A PRODUCTION STUDIO, GIRL.

THIS IS VALUABLE TO MY GODDAMN LIFE. MM-HMM. I KNOW.

HEY, COME ON NOW, DAHLIA. YOU KNOW I GOT A WOMAN.

SEE, I UNDERSTAND ALL THAT. BUT WHAT YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND,

FOR YOU TO GET WHAT YOU WANT, AHEM, I GOTTA GET WHAT I NEED.

[ Hisses ] DAMN, Y-Y-YOU REALLY WANT A NIGGA, HUH ?

BOY, I DONE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU EVER SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.

O-O-OKAY, UM-- [ Clears Throat ]

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO ON INTO THE ROOM, KICK BACK AND RELAX.

AND THEN-- WE GONNA GET BUSY ?

YEAH. WE GONNA DO THAT ?

MM-HMM. MMM. LET ME SLIP INTO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE.

[ Snickers ]

WHAT YOU DOIN' ? UH, I WAS, UH--

DO YOU-- YOU REMEMBER WHEN THEY DID--

YOU REMEMBER THAT. YOU REMEMBER THAT. [ Laughs ]

I WAS-- THIS GUY WAS-- [ Yelps ]

♪ HEARTBEAT IT MAKE ME FEEL SO WEAK ♪

♪ HEARTBEAT IT MAKE ME FEEL SO WEAK ♪

♪ HEARTBEAT IT MAKE ME FEEL SO WEAK ♪

♪ THERE'S NOTHING I WON'T DO ♪

♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO ♪

[ Chattering, Laughing ]

♪ [ Hip Hop From Club ]

FUCK Y'ALL LAUGHING ABOUT ? YOU AIN'T MADE NO MONEY ALL NIGHT.

CHUCK. SHUT UP.

[ Chattering Continues ]

YOU SHOULD CAB IT.

♪ [ Loud Hip Hop ] SHAKE THAT ASS ! SHAKE THAT ASS !

SHAKE THAT ASS !

SHAKE THAT ASS ! SLAP IT !

SHAKE IT ! SHAKE IT ! OH, GIRL !

SHAKE THAT ASS ! WHOA !

SHAKE THAT ASS !

YOU KNOW WHAT ? I AIN'T EVEN GOT NO CONDOMS.

[ Giggles ] SHIT, NIGGA, YOU AIN'T SAYIN' NOTHIN'.

I GOT A WHOLE BOX OF SHIT HERE. LET ME SHOW YOU.

ALL RIGHT. SHIT, I GOT CONDOMS FOR DAYS.

NOW, SEE THIS RIGHT HERE-- THE RIBBED TICKLER ?

NOW THAT'S MY SHIT.

AND IF YOU LIKE SOME OL' FREAKY, KINKY SHIT,

THIS RIGHT HERE WILL DO THE TRICK, BABY.

AND IF THAT DON'T TURN YOU ON, OH, I GOT SOMETHIN' FOR YOUR ASS, HMM ?

AND IF ALL ELSE FAILS, MEET MY FRIEND BLACK CHARLIE.

MM-HMM.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

POP THAT PUSSY ! POP THAT--

MAN, I BEEN LOOKIN' FOR YOU ALL DAY. HEY, GUESS WHO AT MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW.

NIGGA, WHO ? WHO, NIGGA ?

MAN, ROB. ROB AT MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW.

COME ON. I'M GONNA ROLL OUT THERE WITH TONE.

[ Chattering ] HEY, Y'ALL GOING TO GET THE HOOPTY, RIGHT ?

[ Vibrator Buzzing ] YES, ROB. OH. OH, THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT.

YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT, BABY. YEAH.

[ Chattering ]

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, MAN. FOR REAL.

[ Chattering Continues ] ANYBODY IN THERE, MAN ?

ALL RIGHT.

[ Vibrator Buzzing ] [ Dahlia Moaning ]

ROB.

[ Buzzing, Moaning Continues ]

SHH, SHH, SHH.

UH, UH, UH ! YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA CATCH UP TO YOU, DID YOU ?

MAN, I-- MAN, I-- DID YOU ? DID YOU ?

WHY YOU LEAVE LIL' HOMEY ALL STUCK ? I DIDN'T LEAVE HOMEY NOTHIN'.

- YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PICK ME UP ANYWAY. - YOU BETTER LOWER YOUR VOICE.

YOU WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK ME UP ANYWAY.

YOU STILL LEFT THE LITTLE HOMEY ALL STUCK.

HE IN THE HOSPITAL WITH HIS ASS IN A SLING.

I TOLD YOU, I AIN'T HAD NOTHIN' TO DO WITH THAT, MAN.

HOMEY PICKED ME UP-- WHY YOU MOVIN' YOUR HANDS LIKE THAT ?

KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SIDE.

MAN, HOMEY PICKED ME UP, WE GOT PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE,

HE GETS OF THE CAR AND START DUMPIN'.

- I RAN. I MEAN, WHAT ? - [ Mocking ] I RAN. I MEAN, WHAT ?

I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT, NIGGA !

DAMN ! OH ! WHY THAT NIGGA DO THAT ?

BLUE, CATCH HIM ! SHIT !

YEAH ! [ All Yelling ]

[ Yelling Continues ]

[ Tires Screeching ]

[ Siren Wails ]

DAMN, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE HAPPY TO SEE THEY ASS.

GO GET HIM, ADOLF ! GO ON !

[ Officer ] DISPATCH, 59-12. PURSUING THE FREEWAY SHOOTER.

[ Panting ] [ Growling ]

THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S FAST. WE'RE GONNA NEED BACKUP.

SHIT ! AH ! SHIT.

SHIT. [ Grunting ]

[ Growls, Yelps ]

[ Yells ]

[ Exhales Deeply ] SHIT.

[ Tires Screeching ]

[ Engine Starts ]

[ Siren Wailing ] UNIT 12 TO DISPATCH.

I'M IN PURSUIT OF THE SUSPECT IN THE FREEWAY SHOOTING.

[ Cop ] TURN, SON OF A BITCH ! TURN ! TURN !

DON'T BE YELLING IN MY EAR ! GODDAMN !

TURN ! HEY, LOOK. STAY DOWN.

I SHOULD HAVE SHOT HIS ASS WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE.

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, BABY.

[ Sirens Wailing ]

HUH ?

[ Phone Ringing ] SHH--

HELLO ? HOLD ON FOR A SECOND, BROTHER. I GOT THREE PEOPLE WAITING.

HOLD ON A SECOND. YO, MIKE. IT'S ROB. YOU GET THAT LAWYER FOR ME ?

DONE DEAL. I GOT THE BOY LIBOWITZ. I TOLD YOU THAT, WEEBLE-IZATION.

COOL. I NEED YOU TO CALL HIM AND TELL HIM TO CALL--

WHAT THAT FOOL NAME WHO WORK FOR CHANNEL FIVE NEWS ?

- UH, UH, UH-- - STAN, STAN WILSON, YEAH !

TELL HIM TO MEET ME AT FIRST A.M.E. CHURCH.

TELL HIM I GOT A HIGHLIGHT STORY ON THE FREEWAY SHOOTIN'.

TELL HIM TO MEET ME THERE IN TEN MINUTES. WHERE YOU AT NOW ?

- I'M IN TRAFFIC. - [ Tires Screeching ]

[ Jenkins ] HOLD ON !

I'M JUST TWO SECONDS OFF HIS STINKIN' ASS !

OOH, OOH ! I'M GONNA FUCK HIM UP !

OOH, I'M GONNA FUCK HIM UP !

[ All Yelling ]

[ Gasping ] SHIT ! OH, GOD.

- GET OUT OF THE CAR ! - FREEZE !

- PUT YOUR HANDS UP ! - GET OUT !

ALL RIGHT. HOLD YOUR FIRE, MEN !

DROP YOUR WEAPONS, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP AND YOU WILL NOT BE HARMED !

I DON'T GOT NO WEAPONS !

[ Whispering ] OH, SHIT.

LOOK OUT ! HE'S GOT A GUN !

[ Everyone Shouting ] [ Gunshots ]

[ Cop ] SAVE YOUR FIRE ! [ Shouting Continues ]

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS IS TRYING TO KILL ME.

I'M STAN WILSON, AND I'M COMING TO YOU TODAY, LIVE,

BECAUSE I RECEIVED A PHONE CALL FROM LEON LIBOWITZ.

MR. LIBOWITZ IS BELIEVED TO BE THE ATTORNEY OF THE SUSPECT IN THE FREEWAY SHOOTING,

ROBERT DOUGLAS.

DOUGLAS FEELS HIS LIFE IS IN DANGER...

AND HAS AGREED TO COME IN TO ME, HERE, TODAY,

OUT IN PLAIN SIGHT OF THE VIEWING PUBLIC.

[ Dog Barking ] SHIT ! [ Helicopter Blades Whirring ]

NOW, I'VE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT THE LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT...

IS PURSUING MR. DOUGLAS ON FOOT.

CAN WE GO TO SKY 12 FOR COVERAGE ?

BOB, ARE YOU WITH ME ?

[ Bob ] YES, I AM, STAN, AND WE'VE GOT THE SUSPECT IN VIEW RIGHT NOW.

LOOKS LIKE THREE OR FOUR L.A.P.D. OFFICERS ARE IN FOOT PURSUIT RIGHT BEHIND HIM.

[ Stan ] HAVE YOU GOT HIM IN SIGHT ? CAN YOU SEE HIM ? [ Bob ] UH, NO, STAN.

IT APPEARS WE'VE LOST HIM. THERE'S SOME DENSE SHRUBBERY DOWN THERE.

WE CAN SEE L.A.P.D. IN PURSUIT,

BUT FOR ACTUALLY SEEING THE SUSPECT, WE'VE LOST HIM.

OKAY. THANK YOU, BOB. WE'LL BE STANDING BY.

[ Rob ] THIS SHIT IS CRAZY ! [ Wilson ] AS I SAID BEFORE,

THE SUSPECT'S ATTORNEY MR. LIBOWITZ DID CALL IN TO SAY...

MR. DOUGLAS DID FEAR FOR HIS LIFE.

AFTER ALL, HE DID SHOOT AT A POLICEMAN. [ Sirens Wailing ]

AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS GOOD REASON. [ Chattering ]

MOBILE SWAT COMING IN, AND THE POLICE COMING IN.

- LET'S HOPE HE MAKES IT. - [ Dog Barking ] - NICE DOGGIE. DOWN BOY.

[ Chattering ]

[ Man ] MOVE OVER HERE ! THESE GUYS. WHERE ARE THEY GOING ?

STANDING BY FOR ORDERS, SIR. ALL RIGHT. RIGHT.

FIRST THING WE GOT TO DO IS GET SOME MORE DONUTS. [ Laughs ]

YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID, ROBERTS ? I SAID, "GET SOME MORE DONUTS." [ Laughs ]

UH, YES. I'M DETECTIVE JENKINS, OFFICER IN CHARGE.

WHAT WE'RE DOING IS A STANDARD SWEEP.

WE'RE GONNA LOCK DOWN THE AREA IN ORDER TO LOCATE THE PERPETRATOR.

[ Man ] ALL RIGHT. I GOT IT. WE GOT A CANINE UNIT OUT.

[ Announcer ] CHANNEL SIX. NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS.

FROM THE DESERT TO THE SEA TO ALL OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, A GOOD EVENING.

JERRY DUNPHY HERE. THE MAN WHO ALLEGEDLY OPENED FIRE...

WITH AN AUTOMATIC WEAPON ON TWO CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY PATROL OFFICERS...

HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED BY LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS...

AS LOS ANGELES RESIDENT ROBERT DOUGLAS.

THEY'RE GONNA KILL MY BABY ! LOOK AT THAT !

I SEE IT. THAT BOY CAN RUN, CAN'T HE ?

RUN LIKE ME. I USED TO BE A SUPERSTAR.

GO, BOY ! HE JUMPED THAT FENCE LIKE YOU, THOUGH.

HE'S GOIN' NOW. THEY AIN'T GONNA CATCH HIM. HE ALL RIGHT.

[ Cackling ] POLICE CAN'T CATCH HIM. THAT'S MY BOY--

WITH HIS SORRY ASS.

[ Dahlia ] OH, ROB ! [ Vibrator Buzzing ]

OOH, ROB ! [ Newscaster ] IT WILL BE COMPRISED OF POLICE OFFICERS.

[ Dahlia ] IT JUST HASN'T BEEN THE SAME WITHOUT YOU. [ zzing Continues ]

OOH ! MMM. THE SO-CALLED FREEWAY FELON.

FOR THE LATEST ON THE FREEWAY FELON,

WE GO LIVE TO TRICK TURNER AT THE FIRST A.M.E. CHURCH. TRICK ?

I'M STANDING HERE RIGHT NOW WITH MR. LIBOWITZ.

MR. LIBOWITZ IS GONNA SHED SOME LIGHT ON THE SITUATION FOR US.

MR. LIBOWITZ, WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THE ORDEAL ?

AS I STATED TO YOU OVER THE PHONE, I RECEIVED A CALL FROM ANOTHER CLIENT OF MINE...

WHO ASKED ME TO REPRESENT MR. DOUGLAS.

THERE'S NOT MUCH MORE FOR ME TO STIPULATE AT THIS TIME.

[ Softly ] MOTHERFUCKER.

BACK TO YOU, JERRY.

THANK YOU FOR THAT BIT OF INFORMATION.

THE TWO-TIME FELON WAS RELEASED ON PAROLE MINUTES BEFORE THE SHOOTING.

[ Man ] YO, J.J., YOU WATCHIN' THIS SHIT ?

I'M PEEPIN' THIS SHIT, MAN. I HOPE THEY HURRY AND KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER...

BEFORE I CAN STOP SWEATING THIS SHIT.

YOU THINK THAT FOOL IS GONNA SNITCH ON YOU ? NIGGA, IT'S EITHER HIM OR ME.

WE ALMOST GOT HIM !

[ Tires Screeching ]

[ Grunts ] SHIT.

NIGGA, GET IN ! GET IN !

[ Rob ] HOW'D YOU FIND ME ? YOU ALL OVER THE NEWS, MY WEEBLE-IZATION.

SUSPECT IS HEADING WEST ON TAYLOR IN A GREEN S.U.V.

[ Rob ] WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN ? THEY TRIPPIN', MAN.

THEY TRYIN' TO KILL ME AND STUFF.

[ Sirens Wailing ]

OH, MAN, MAN, MAN ! NOT SOME MORE HELICOPTERS !

COME ON, MAN ! GO, GO, GO !

[ Man ] BE ADVISED WE HAVE SPOTTED SUSPECT IN GREEN S.U.V.

HE IS HEADED YOUR WAY TOWARD THE COMMAND POST...

AT THE FIRST A.M.E. CHURCH, OVER.

WE ON THE NEWS ! WE ON THE NEWS, MAN !

HOW WE GONNA GET AWAY WHEN WE ON THE NEWS ? THEY KNOW WHERE WE GOIN' !

[ Mike ] MAN, YOU HOTTER THAN GONORRHEA.

[ Tires Screeching ]

[ Cop ] WE GOT HIM ! WE GOT HIM ! [ Rob ] BE CAREFUL !

WE GOT HIM HEMMED IN ! THERE'S NO WAY HE'S GONNA GET OUT.

[ Rob ] OH, SHIT ! WHERE THE HELL IS HE GOING ?

- BACK IT UP ! BACK IT UP ! - HELL, MAN. SLOW DOWN. SLOW DOWN, DUDE.

[ Mike ] DON'T TRIP. I GOT THE LAWYER POSTED UP LIKE A THUMBTACK...

WAITIN' AT THE CHURCH HOUSE, WEEBLE-IZATION.

SO, MR. LIBOWITZ, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND FOR THE LIFE OF ME--

[ Horn Honking ] [ Rob ] OH, SHIT. I THINK YOU HIT SOMEBODY !

OH, SHIT. OH, GODDAMN.

[ Man ] GO, GO, GO, GO, GO ! [ Tires Screeching ]

HOLD YOUR FIRE ! HOLD YOUR FIRE ! DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN !

- [ Bob ] AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE THE SUSPECT. - I'M DOWN, I'M DOWN, I'M DOWN !

[ Chattering ] DON'T MOVE. WE GOT HIM, GUYS.

DON'T MOVE ! HE'S DOWN. HE'S FACE DOWN.

[ Bob ] YES, STAN, HE IS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE OFFICERS HAVE THE SUSPECT IN CUSTODY.

- STAN, BACK TO YOU ON THE GROUND. - [ Chattering Continues ]

[ Wilson ] HE IS ERECT. HE IS STANDING ON HIS OWN TWO FEET.

HE SEEMS NONE THE WORSE FOR WEAR.

THE SAGA OF ROBERT DOUGLAS IS OVER.

[ Chattering Continues ] [ Man ] I LOVE THIS MAN.

[ Gavel Pounding ]

YOUR HONOR, THIS GIBBERISH ABOUT THE DEFENDANT FEARING FOR HIS LIFE IS TOTALLY LUDICROUS.

APPARENTLY, COUNSEL WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A MOCKERY OUT OF THIS SITUATION...

- AND AMELIORATE THE CHARGES. - AMELIORATE ? WHAT THAT MEAN ?

YOUR HONOR, THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS, NOT TO MENTION LUDICROUS !

COUNSEL, APPROACH THE BENCH.

I DIDN'T PLAN TO SPEND THE WHOLE DAY IN HERE, YOU KNOW.

[ Breaks Wind ] I STRONGLY ADVISE IF YOU HAVE A POINT TO MAKE, MAKE IT.

LET'S GET OVER WITH IT. I ALREADY LISTENED TO THE TAPE IN MY CHAMBERS...

THAT CLEARLY PROVES THAT MR. DOUGLAS...

IS NOT AT FAULT WITH THE SHOOTING THAT OCCURRED,

NOR DID HE HAVE KNOWLEDGE THAT THAT CAR WAS STOLEN.

NEED I SAY MORE ? [ Breaking Wind ]

[ Grumbles ] OOH !

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY. SHIT.

YOUR HONOR, I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ALL FORMAL CHARGES DISMISSED...

AND TO HAVE MY CLIENT RELEASED FROM CUSTODY IMMEDIATELY.

YOUR HONOR, I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH DROPPING THE CHARGES FOR GRAND THEFT AUTO...

OR SHOOTING AT A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER.

HOWEVER, THE DEFENDANT DID FAIL TO REPORT TO HIS PAROLE OFFICER AT THE APPROPRIATE TIME,

HE COULDN'T DO IT. WHICH IS A DIRECT VIOLATION OF HIS PAROLE.

NOT TO MENTION THE CHARGES FOR EVADING AND RESISTING ARREST.

I WASN'T RESISTING ARREST. THEY WAS JUST WHOOPIN' MY ASS.

- YOU TELL 'EM, BABY. - ORDER !

NOW, COOL WITH THE ATTITUDE. I THINK WE GOT IT OUR WAY.

YOUR HONOR, IF IT WOULD PLEASE THE COURT,

AND TO AVOID ANY DIFFICULTY WITH THIS ARRAIGNMENT,

MY CLIENT HAS AGREED TO ACCEPT THE PAROLE VIOLATION.

- DID HE ? - YOUR HONOR, I CONCUR WITH THE MOTION.

VERY WELL. MR. DOUGLAS, ARE YOU AWARE OF THE CHAOS...

YOU HAVE CAUSED IN THE LAST THREE DAYS ?

YOU ARE INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR ENDANGERING...

THE LIVES OF OTHERS AS WELL AS YOUR OWN...

AND CREATING A MASS-MEDIA HYSTERIA,

NEARLY STARTING A RIOT IN FRONT OF A VERY PROMINENT CHURCH.

YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF ?

NO, MAN. I-- HONOR-- Y-YOUR HONOR.

MR. DOUGLAS, I SENTENCE YOU...

TO REMAIN IN CUSTODY FOR VIOLATING CONDITIONS OF YOUR ORIGINAL PAROLE...

FOR A PERIOD NOT TO EXCEED 30 DAYS.

THIS WILL NOT COUNT AS A THIRD STRIKE. [ Sighs ]

THIS COURT IS ADJOURNED.

SON, WHEN YOU GET OUT THIS TIME, HAVE YOUR ASS OUT FRONT.

I'M GONNA PICK YOU UP MYSELF.

MAKE SURE YOUR ASS GET HOME THIS TIME. YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, BABY.

[ Juanita ] I'LL WAIT FOR YOU ANOTHER YEAR. LOVE YOU.

I TOLD YOU THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN. KNUCKLEHEAD.

YOU SHUT UP. SHH ! [ Breaks Wind ]

IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL.

[ Breaks Wind ]

OH, BABY. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ? YEAH ! GET--

[ Gates Slam ] [ Buzzer Sounds ]

[ Slamming Continues ] [ Chattering ]

PUSH-UPS, HOMEY.

HEY, HOMEY. [ Speaking Spanish ]

OH, KITCHEN PUSSY'S BACK.

WHOA. COME ON.

[ Spanish Continues ]

[ Buzzer Sounds ]

[ Gates Slam ]

♪

HEY, J.J. NIGGA, THIS IS FAIZ-- [ Laughing ]

[ Man ] CUT ! [ Laughing Continues ]

OH !

HEY, J.J. NIGGA, WHAT'S UP ? THIS IS ROB, NIGGA. CUT !

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT THE LITTLE HOMEY STUCK.

I TOLD YOU I AIN'T HAD NOTHIN' TO DO WITH THAT. LOOK, MAN. THE POLICE PICKED US UP.rs ]

NO, WE WENT TO THE, UH-- McDONALD'S ?

PAY NO ATTENTION TO HIM. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE NOW.

BABY, JUST LET ME EXPLAIN. STUCK. CAN'T GET OUT. [ Laughing ]

[ Chattering, Indistinct ]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ? HOLD IT, HOLD IT. I'M A GROWN-ASS MAN.

WAIT A MINUTE, GIRL. [ Laughing ] WAIT.

CLOSED-CAPTIONED BY CAPTIONS, INC. LOS ANGELES

♪ IF IT AIN'T CHRONIC DON'T BLAZE IT UP ♪

♪ AND IF IT AIN'T A CHEVY DON'T RAISE IT UP ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WE KEEP IT BANGIN' DON'T FAKE THE FUNK ♪

♪ SO ALL THE REAL NIGGAS STAY GANGSTA'D UP ♪

♪ WE MAKIN' PAPER SUCKAS ONLY CLAIM TO TOUCH ♪

♪ BY STICKIN' TO THE SCRIPT AND NEVER CHANGIN' UP ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WE KEEP IT BANGIN' DON'T FAKE THE FUNK ♪

♪ KEEP IT REAL, MOTHERFUCKERS STAY GANGSTA'D UP ♪

♪ IT'S GOIN' DOWN, MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE THAT ♪

♪ SOUND LIKE BATTLECAT BEEN UPSTAIRS WITH ZAPP ♪

♪ AND THE KNOCKIN' DON'T STOP ♪

♪ I HOPE NOBODY DON'T CALL THE COPS ♪

♪ IT DON'T STOP, THE BEAT WILL MAKE YOUR POP BLOCK ♪

♪ NO BETTER YET, THIS SHIT WILL KEEP YOUR GLOCK COCKED ♪

♪ YOU THINK I'M TRIPPIN' FOOL, I AIN'T BULLSHITTIN' ♪

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♪ WATCH OUT FOR THE FRICTION THIS WEST COAST ALL MINE ♪

♪ AND FUCK ANYBODY DISSIN' NIGGA, LISTEN ♪

♪ DOGG HOUSE STYLE 'CAUSE I'M A GANGSTER CRIP ♪

♪ C-WALKIN' HOLDIN' ON THE EXTRA CLIP ♪

♪ NOW YOU WANNA BE A FRIEND ♪

♪ BUT YOU GONNA MAKE ME UNLOAD AND SLAP THE OTHER CLIP IN AND RELOAD ♪

♪ YOU WANNA GO TOE TO TOE ♪

♪ SET MY PISTOL DOWN ON THE GROUND ON THE POUND NIGGA, HELL NO ♪

♪ I STAY GANGSTA'D UP 'CAUSE IT JUST LIVES IN ME ♪

♪ AND WHEN I SEEN ENOUGH ♪

♪ I GUESS THAT'S WHEN I'LL BE SOMEBODY ♪

♪ ONCE SAID FROM WILLIE C. ♪

♪ NIGGA, DON'T SPEAK ON ME ♪

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♪ GANG-BANG, SLAP-A-BITCH NIGGA OUT TO GET A GRIP ♪

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♪ REAL NIGGAS FEEL THIS LET'S GET RICH ♪

♪ UNDER THE SUN WITH THE YOUNG TWO ONES ♪

♪ TLCs AND ALL THE DPGs ♪

♪ DOWN FOR WHATEVER WHOEVER WANNA SEE ME NOW ♪

♪ YOU'RE LOOKIN' LIKE ME I GUESS YOU WANNA BE ME NOW ♪

♪ IT TAKE A WHOLE LOT TO BE SNOOP D-O-DUB ♪

♪ YOU GOTTA PUT IT DOWN AND ALWAYS STAY G'D UP ♪

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♪ IF I FALL IN THE CLUB I MIGHT BUST A PAIR OF STACY ADAMS ♪

♪ YOU NEVER CATCH ME LOOKIN' R & B ♪

♪ I MIGHT BE IN A THREE-PIECE SUIT LOOKIN' WAY O.G. ♪

♪ BLAZIN' AN OUNCE WITH THE HOMEY CAT ♪

♪ A ROUGH DOG 'CAUSE I LOVE PUTTIN' HUSTLERS ON THE MAP ♪

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♪ AND ALWAYS GOT THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DODO SMOKE ♪

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♪ LET ME GET SOME, DOG LET ME GET SOME ♪

♪ BEWARE OF MY CLICK WE HOPPIN' AND DROPPIN' ♪

♪ NOTHIN' BUT THE GANGSTER SHIT ♪

♪ IF IT AIN'T CHRONIC DON'T BLAZE IT UP ♪

♪ AND IF IT AIN'T A CHEVY DON'T RAISE IT UP ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WE KEEP IT BANGIN' DON'T FAKE THE FUNK ♪

♪ FOR ALL MY REAL NIGGAS STAY GANGSTA'D UP ♪

♪ WE MAKIN' PAPER SUCKERS ONLY CLAIM TO TOUCH ♪

♪ BY STICKIN' TO THE SCRIPT AND NEVER CHANGIN' UP ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WE KEEP IT BANGIN' DON'T FAKE THE FUNK ♪

♪ KEEP IT REAL, MOTHERFUCKER STAY GANGSTA'D UP ♪

♪ GANGSTER, HA, HA DOGG HOUSE ♪

♪ SOMETHING FOR THE 9-5 PLUS FOUR PENNIES ♪

♪ DOGG HOUSE, TRAY-DEE GOLDIE LOC, YEAH ♪

♪ MY NIGGA BATTLECAT ON THE BEAT ♪