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5th Member Sports Queen #1 Championships

Tonight the newly added 5th members

will participate in various athletic battles

Their rankings will be converted into points

and in the end we'll determine who is the 5th Member #1 Sports Queen

At the end of 4 events...at the top of the leaderboard its currently

figure skater Kawasaki

Will we see a lot of movement on the leaderboard from here on out?

The 2nd half starts with the well known running high jump

The borderline that determines if you're unathletic...they'll start with 90cm

By the way only 3 of the 3rd members cleared this jump

This time most of the 5th members cleared this jump easily

So who struggled with the 90cm jump?

ganbarimasu

90cm

say what?

[ Ichinose Miku - CLEAR ]

You could call it a foul but her stepping over the bar just barely clears

Next its Okamoto who for some reason is doing bizarre mental reps

Those mental reps were awesome

Here goes

She going over backwards?

Looks like a backwards jump

What's she doing?

yabai yabai

[ Okamoto Hina - CLEAR ]

What just happened?

She utilized some weird fake steps

and executed a horror movie jumping style

It was creepy but she cleared 90cm

Okamoto turned into a one woman horror show

Once she stood up she closely resembled Sadako

Nakanishi can you jump?

No I can't

She's deep into the battle for last place....Nakanishi

What kind of jump will she show us?

There you go

She delivered a Chono Masahiro Kenka Kick right to the bar

and was eliminated in round 1

Chono's Kenka Kick was way better than that

Now to the next height of 100cm

[ Ichinose Miku - OUT ]

Ichinose Miku

and also the current leader overall Kawasaki failed the jump

Both were quickly eliminated

Some of them advanced to the next round

Okuda Iroha

She looks like she can jump

And also the top long distance runner Ioki Mao

The 2 of them will now attempt 115cm

1st member Ito Marika

and 4th member Kaki Haruka

hold the Nogizaka record for the high jump

Kaki you're a record holder

Up first its Ioki

If she clears this height...can she put her name in the Nogizaka record books?

Nogizaka record

ganbare

Get over

[ Ioki Mao - CLEAR ]

She made it look easy

seriously?

ah she's in the Nogizaka record books now

Enthusiastically! Energy! Ioki!

Her impressive scissor jump gets her into the Nogizaka record books

The next challenger is Okuda Iroha

jump jump...Iroha jump!

[ Okuda Iroha - CLEAR ]

The bar wobbled but she's just barely safe

The woman that lives on the edge has tied the Nogizaka record

The bar will now move up to 120cm

First its Ioki

She'll try to take 1st place for herself

jump Ioki jump

jump!

[ Ioki Mao - CLEAR ]

I've got the new record!

The Nogizaka record that has stood up for a long time

Enthusiastically! Energy! Ioki! has set a new record

I've got the new record!

The next challenger is Okuda Iroha

ganbare!

Iroha jump

You can do it

[ Okuda Iroha - CLEAR ]

What's up with that bar?

Okuda continues to live on the edge

even with that astounding bar action

she has cleared the Nogizaka record of 120cm

The bar will now be raised 3cm

ganbarimasu

ganbare~

This would be so impressive

ganbare! jump jump

Ioki jump

[ Ioki Mao - OUT ]

The momentum of Attack on Ioki only lasted this far

Was that an insult?

Nevertheless she set a new record at 120cm before getting eliminated

Up last its Okuda

will we see another living on the edge type of miracle?

Here goes

You can do it

Everything's ok

get over

[ Okuda Iroha - CLEAR ]

seriously?

Once again the bar wobbled and miraculously stayed up

Living on the edge Okuda

she has just set a new Nogizaka record

I did it! I'm the champion!

The results of the intense high jump competition are shown here

Starting with new record holder Okuda

this has been an unprecedented high level high jump battle

The next event is the spinny chair 10m dash

After 10 spins on an office chair

they'll compete to see who can run 10m fastest while dizzy

The 1st challenger is Okuda Iroha

Here goes

How is this a sport?

That's right....I've never seen this event before

What are we watching right now?

She's about to do a 10m dash

So this is when the clock starts

[ head first slide ]

[ Okuda Iroha - 8.69 ]

yabai

Next up...she has ballet experience....Inoue Nagi

Since I did ballet

I'd like to think I won't get dizzy

I'll try and focus my eyes on one spot

Advantage for the ballet girls here

yabai

Why did the chair drop down?

She's not the slightest bit dizzy

[ Inoue Nagi - 3.32 ]

I get the feeling that might be the time to beat

Up next its Okamoto with her 12 years of ballet experience

huh? She's looking down

ah there it is

ah she's in true form

This is nothing!

[ Okamoto Hina - 2.96 ]

I didn't get dizzy

I feel like I can win this one

My biggest threat is SakuSaku

The next challenger is Tomisato

it appears she's using a secret strategy however...

So if I focus on my thumbnail

I've heard I won't feel queasy if I do that

I'll close my eyes while spinning around

I'll play dead and then when I run

I'll focus on my thumbnail

Tomisato plans to play dead and then stare at her thumb

Will this strategy actually work?

no~ the world is spinning

[ effectiveness....zero ]

Everything's tilting...

GRRR~

hmph!

[ Tomisato Nao - 12.74 ]

She looks like a crazy old man

Its like the whole world was on an incline

Next is the heavy favorite to win the event

figure skater Kawasaki

Can she beat 1st place Okamoto's time?

This is the only event I feel confident about

Figure Kawasaki is confident in her internal equilibrium

what will happen?

She's not dizzy

She has figure skater inner balance

[ Kawasaki Sakura - 2.93 ]

I didn't get dizzy but

I don't think I ran very well

The winner of the high level battle was Figure Kawasaki

followed by ballet girls Okamoto and Inoue

Last place went to Nakanishi

Its always Nakanishi

Kawasaki had no problems with that one

Her and Okamoto came in under 3 seconds

Under 3 seconds...could that be a world record?

no because you came in 2nd

[ 1st place baka? ]

We don't have any previous times in the spinny chair race to compare to

That makes sense...this is like a game from Ame Talk

Maybe if there's another beach shoot

this show has done spin around the bat races before

That would give us a reference point

But if we're on the beach we'd want to see someone fall in the ocean

The next event is the relay

From now on its team battles

The teams were created based on their 50m dash times

The winning team will score 10 points each

First the teams have to set their running order, however...

Ichinose: Let's save Inoue for last

Who goes first?

Sugawara: How about I go first?

Inoue: Miku your bib is on backwards

[ Showing off the back ]

During a serious meeting she called her out for putting her bib on backwards

Sugawara: Isn't Aya's backwards too?

Ogawa: no way

[ Incompetent sisters ]

That's why I didn't notice it

Following the meaningless talk here's their running order

Blue team has the 5th members fastest runner

Kawasaki is going to run twice

Can they lead their teams to victory?

Which team will score all the points?

[ Okamoto vs Sugawara ]

ah this is a close race

Good race right here

Shokichi is out in front

ganbare ganbare

[ Kawasaki vs Ogawa ]

Ogawa's in trouble

uwah~ This race changed real quick

yabai

Kawasaki is so fast

[ Tomisato vs Ichinose ]

Catch up to her!

wah~ There's a huge gap between them

ganbare

yabai....Nakanishi is up next

This could be bad

[ Okuda vs Nakanishi ]

They have some of the fast runners to keep the teams balanced

Iroha ganbare

They're about half a lap apart

Looks like half a lap

[ Ikeda vs Ioki ]

Catch up to her Ioki

ah they're still far apart

She caught up a little bit

ah she's so fast

[ Kawasaki vs Inoue ]

yabai

Is the lead too large to overcome

ah too much ground to make up

[ Relay - Blue Team Winner ]

yabai...so nobody on red team scores 10 points?

YAAY!

The way Saku-tan turned on the speed

that was incredible

She won it right there

Do I get 100 points?

[ It doesn't work that way ]

Next is the final event....the Flip It Battle

2 people from each team will enter the court

From the 17 boards they need to flip the boards to their team's color

After 30 seconds they'll sub out

the team with the most boards of their color at the end wins

The winners will all be awarded 15 points

They'll keep the same teams from the relay for this one

[ Okuda & Kawasaki vs Ichinose & Ogawa ]

ganbare

go go go

ah this is nice

This will be interesting

Aya...Miku...ganbare

over there...over there

So they can flip it and it'll just get flipped back

Doesn't seem like there's much strategy to this

You just go

[ Double flip action ]

ah she did 2

you're ok...you're ok

[ Fighting over 1 board ]

Here they'll sub out members

Currently the score is Red-11 and Blue-6

Red has a huge lead

[ Ikeda & Okamoto vs Ioki & Nakanishi ]

ah its new people

This looks exhausting

This looks brutal

Seems confusing

I would not want to do this one

Nakanishi needs to hustle to score some points...is red team in the lead?

Red team is powerful

Tere-pan behind you! Tere-pan behind you!

Here red team makes a fine play

Ioki trails behind her blue team opponent

and flips the boards back to their color without getting noticed

Its the hyena strategy in full effect

Ioki's tactics are scary

She's smart

Even after the members subbed out...following the 2nd round red team still leads 10 to 7

In the final 30 seconds

will there be a come from behind victory?

[ Tomisato & Okamoto vs Inoue & Sugawara ]

ganbare

In the middle

That was fast

Blue team

Blue team is catching up a little

ah this is a close battle

This looks so exhausting

If you had to do this all night you'd fall over and die

I would hate this

huh? Could it be blue?

Blue Team rallied at the end but

what is the final result?

Red Team wins

[ Flip It Battle - Red Team WINNER ]

They won by 1 point

Inoue: We silently just kept flipping

[ The key to victory was not talking ]

But Aruno was amazing out there

You were so mega quick that it surprised me

All 5 events are now complete

Who wins the honor of 5th Member #1 Sports Queen?

Kawasaki

[ 5th Member Sports Queen - Kawasaki Sakura 75 points ]

She was strong overall

Just as we thought

This truly makes me happy

[ Honest comment ]

That comment sounded like you're truly happy about all this

Actually I've been looking forward to doing the recording for this episode

[ Eager to see the final test scores ]

The morning horoscope said I was 1st place

seriously?

Could this be what it meant?

From that day or the day of recording?

Today's horoscope

eh I'm so happy

If that's so the horoscope makes no difference

[ The results are there ]

And with that the sports test results are as shown

Ioki was close but came in 2nd

Also the fierce battle for last place opened up

and the title of #1 most unathletic girl

goes to Nakanishi Aruno

Next is a continuation from last week

the physical fitness of the members in the studio will be checked

in an adult fitness test

The first event of the night is...

One legged reach

One legged reach

Standing on one leg they will extend their body forward

and then place a water bottle as far away as possible

They will try it once on each leg and the distance of each one will be measured

This will be a balance check

Up first its Kubo with her past cheerleader experience

Kubo how's the confidence?

well yes....so I just have to reach out?

ah then it shouldn't be a problem

Let's start with Kubo then

ready

start

stretch~

86cm

[ Kubo Shiori right leg reach - 86cm ]

Now you'll switch legs

Now then here goes...ready

dozo

ungh~

uwah~

reach~

KYAA~

[ Kubo Shiori left leg reach - no score ]

Get too aggressive and you risk not setting a distance

That's an OUT

ah this might keep you out of 1st place

Next its the active high school student....4th member Tsutsui

What about Tsutsui? You flexible?

I'm flexi...unflexible

Did you say flexi unflexible?

[ subliminal Tsutsui ]

I didn't say that

I wouldn't say I'm flexible but

I'll be ok as far as balance I think

Let's get to her 1st attempt

onegaishimasu...dozo

[ Tsutsui Ayame right leg reach - no score ]

Disqualified!

So the good balance thing was a lie?

Disqualified

Is this too hard?

Its tough

You'll have to place this bottle or you'll end up last

Try to beat 86cm

I want to beat 86cm

Got it

Here goes...attempt #2

dozo

AUGH~

Disqualified!

[ Tsutsui Ayame left leg reach - no score ]

come on now Tsutsui

What was that?

disqualified

huh?

How did that happen?

Maybe 86cm is a really good score

[ Burn it down! Nogizaka86 ]

Up next...her powers are still unknown

4th member Hayashi

Think you'll win?

I don't have that level of confidence but

the new 4th members have never done any fitness tests before

eh? Not once in your entire life?

[ Shitara is stunned ]

Not since joining Nogizaka

I'm going at this with full force

[ The new 4s take this stuff seriously ]

I've got big expectations

That's ok with me

Well here goes

Hayashi Runa

ready

dozo

KYAA~

[ Hayashi Runa right leg reach - no score ]

Disqualified

After all that talk

You just got done talking it up

What are you doing?

So is it hard?

This is really hard

Hold on now...nobody has set down 2 bottles yet?

Too much full force that time

Here goes

hai dozo

stop right there....let's take a quick break

stop real quick

[ Disqualified ]

eh?

Is it that hard?

Its really hard

Himura-san looks really eager to try it

[ Wants to do Vul Shark ]

In the end Hayashi's left leg reach was also a fail and she was disqualified

Disqualified!

Here its Nogizaka's tallest member

Umezawa will take on the challenge

Ume you can probably score 150cm couldn't you?

[ Giant record ]

May I?

go ahead

ah yabai

Its over

[ Disqualified ]

gomennasai

what?

what? what's going on?

What's the gomennasai for?

[ Sorry...I'm doing it over ]

gomennasai gomennasai

Umezawa's bottle fell over easily

her request for a do over was denied so now its her left leg reach

ready...start

gomennasai gomennasai

[ Please return to your seat ]

gomennasai

I don't want to hear any gomennasai

gomennasai gomennasai

Stop playing around

[ Stop with the foolishness ]

Well if you treat it like normal it's doable

[ The losing Ume talks back ]

After that it didn't matter who tried it as they all overreached

it was a wave of disqualifications

This game appears to be a bad fit for Nogizaka

The next game is right here

Here it goes

Flip It Battle

There it is

Again?

Its the game that brought excitement to the 5th member test...the Flip It Battle

Here it'll be 5th members against senpais in teams of 2

First its Inoki and Inoue

versus senpais Saito Asuka and Kaki

We need the 5th members to really try and beat the senpais

The circles are smaller than the ones we used before

These?

So I'm thinking this should be easy

You think it'll be easy

They have experience

Their opponents....Kaki

well?

Think you'll win?

hmm

sure

hai

[ empty comment ]

What makes you confident?

ehhh~

Why do you think you can win?

Its like....well

I've got good footwork I think

good footwork?

nope

What is this conversation?

[ crappy talk segment ]

But...

I'll show that senpai willpower

You got that right

That senpai willpower means you have to win this

I'd like to see that...put pressure on them too

Kick them when nobody's looking

[ Gokuaku Pro Wrestling style ]

Are you ready?

You just have to flip it red

ah got it

you ready?

You get 30 seconds

ready

start

hai ganbatte

Keep flipping those circles over

flip them over!

wait! What color was it?

make it red...red

You need to flip them red Asuka-chan

yabai...hurry hurry hurry

20 seconds...20 seconds

Asuka-chan you want red

10 seconds...last 10 seconds

last 10

5 seconds left

5

4

3

2

1

hai FINISH

stop right there

wait? what?

Inoue what the hell are you doing?

What happened? Did she flip them red?

Inoue was flipping them all red at the end

[ Can't believe she double crossed her own team ]

What are you doing? Look at all the red out here

[ Flipped teams ]

This turned into 3 against 1

What are you doing?

What are you doing

Blue Team Inoue

in the final 10 seconds she made a bad mistake and flipped circles red

Well that means the senpai red team wins

[ Flip It Battle - Red Team WINNER ]

That mistake was unexpected

Did you get confused or something?

Well the last time I was in the red group

[ still competitive ]

The final battle is Ogawa and Okuda pair versus

senpais Akimoto and Yumiki pair

So the 5s

well you've got Ogawa in this one

yabai

You going to be ok

It'll be fine

But your opponent is Akimoto

Well lately I've become capable at these type of things

[ Conquered flipping circles? ]

If I look like I'm in trouble Yumiki-chan just said she'd handle it for me

You sure about Yumiki? Is this your specialty?

As far as being a specialty or a non-specialty

to be honest its neither

[ Since its her first try at it ]

You wouldn't know

I want to try hard so that Manatsu-san feels warm and rich inside

Are you paying her money?

[ Bribing her for favors? ]

You want her to feel warm and rich inside?

Why are you giving her money?

This is Toyotomi Hideyoshi-san style

You're her sandal bearer then

That's correct...ganbarimasu

You're wearing red so turn them red

hai

You flip them blue

The square tiles are the floor so those don't come off

[ Flipping the studio set is banned ]

Go!

The senpai versus kouhai final battle has started

Although both teams fought desperately

there weren't any highlights to speak of so what was the result?

So red team got 7

Blue team got 8

[ Flip It Battle - 5th member team WINNER ]

Yumiki you've lost

From this point on

I'd like to wear the sandals and walk around

This girl is messed up

What is she talking about?

What did you mean by that?

I'm not worthy

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