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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:09,540 --> 00:02:10,830 小孩 过来啦 2 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:16,080 您好 这边签一下字 3 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,460 妈 你是不是要让我转到第一梯队 4 00:02:27,540 --> 00:02:29,080 你怎么会这么想我啊 5 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,380 我是这样的人嘛 6 00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:32,460 不是 因为租个学区房也没用 7 00:02:32,460 --> 00:02:33,710 这也不是学区房 8 00:02:33,710 --> 00:02:34,630 第一梯队 9 00:02:35,380 --> 00:02:36,830 第一梯队也没用 10 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:37,920 你这么厉害 11 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:38,960 在哪儿都一样 12 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:41,130 没事儿 走 13 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:44,250 我们是不是没钱了 14 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:45,880 怎么可能啊 15 00:02:46,170 --> 00:02:47,630 这是历史建筑 16 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:48,750 一百多年了 17 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:50,250 一般人根本住不进来 18 00:02:50,290 --> 00:02:51,580 到处都是这种楼 19 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:53,210 这都没有电梯 20 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:55,960 我看那个纽约时报上 21 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,830 霉霉说她的腿为什么又长又直 22 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,750 因为她从来不坐电梯 23 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:00,790 她就是走楼梯锻炼的 24 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,040 真的啊 真的啊 25 00:03:05,670 --> 00:03:06,500 你看她的腿 26 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,710 也是这么走出来的 27 00:03:07,830 --> 00:03:08,540 没错 28 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:11,080 这楼道里这么乱 29 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:12,630 这就叫人情味啊 30 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:14,710 咱们之前那个楼虽然很干净 31 00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:16,040 但是太冷漠了 32 00:03:16,290 --> 00:03:16,830 快看 33 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:18,420 那儿有一只超超超可爱的猫 34 00:03:18,420 --> 00:03:19,170 哪儿啊 35 00:03:19,170 --> 00:03:19,790 就那儿 36 00:03:21,380 --> 00:03:22,960 你不是一直想养龙猫吗 37 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,130 龙猫不是猫 38 00:03:24,130 --> 00:03:25,500 是毛丝鼠 39 00:03:26,130 --> 00:03:27,500 那这儿肯定也有老鼠 40 00:03:27,630 --> 00:03:29,000 也不是老鼠 41 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:30,630 你咋那么多事啊 42 00:03:30,630 --> 00:03:32,380 快快快 进去看看自己新房间 43 00:03:32,830 --> 00:03:33,580 快啊 44 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:51,170 对不起 45 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:53,210 来来来 你 过来一下 46 00:03:55,830 --> 00:03:56,880 你是哪一家的啊 47 00:03:57,750 --> 00:03:59,130 我找人 48 00:03:59,130 --> 00:04:00,500 521 49 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:01,880 又是521啊 50 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,380 有很多人找他吗 51 00:04:04,630 --> 00:04:05,750 也不多 52 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:06,670 都是美女 53 00:04:07,710 --> 00:04:08,750 那我呢 54 00:04:09,710 --> 00:04:10,290 我不是那种 55 00:04:10,290 --> 00:04:12,080 喜欢点评人家女孩子的人 56 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:18,080 没叫你走啊 57 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,210 来 登记一下 58 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,040 不是 我跟其他人不一样 59 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,040 我是他妈 60 00:04:26,290 --> 00:04:27,790 那你把你儿子名字写一写 61 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,250 我是后妈 62 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,580 小孩 爸爸 63 00:04:34,710 --> 00:04:35,630 王铁梅 64 00:04:37,130 --> 00:04:39,170 王铁梅 你搬家怎么也不跟我说 65 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:41,130 好像在躲我一样 66 00:04:41,130 --> 00:04:42,330 我又没缠着你 67 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:43,420 挺会掐点的 68 00:04:43,420 --> 00:04:44,920 我这搬完了 你来了 69 00:04:45,170 --> 00:04:46,580 小孩早告诉你了吧 70 00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:48,960 今天有特殊情况 71 00:04:50,210 --> 00:04:51,210 我去医院了 72 00:04:52,380 --> 00:04:53,290 我跟你说 73 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:54,750 站那儿说 74 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:57,960 我为你去结扎了 75 00:04:58,330 --> 00:04:59,170 啥 76 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:00,420 我们原来聊过呀 77 00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:02,710 你说上环对女性身体损伤大 78 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,460 什么叫为我呀 79 00:05:04,630 --> 00:05:05,540 我又不睡你 80 00:05:05,540 --> 00:05:06,420 我让你结了吗 81 00:05:06,420 --> 00:05:07,460 没没没有 82 00:05:07,460 --> 00:05:09,080 是我怕你担心 83 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:10,830 毕竟男人什么时候都能生嘛 84 00:05:11,290 --> 00:05:12,880 跟我有什么关系啊 85 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,130 我就想让你知道 86 00:05:14,330 --> 00:05:16,540 小孩是我永远唯一的孩子 87 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,380 再没几年你就快绝经了 88 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:19,880 那我也要同步绝育 89 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,040 永绝后患 90 00:05:21,670 --> 00:05:22,210 来 我看看 91 00:05:22,210 --> 00:05:23,580 我看你打的是不是死结 92 00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:25,130 我今天就是了解一下 93 00:05:25,130 --> 00:05:26,500 手术排到下个月了 94 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:27,630 神经病啊 95 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:50,330 对不起啊 96 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:51,920 我刚才洗澡来着 97 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:52,960 没接到电话 98 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,790 不好意思 我应该提前下来接你的 99 00:05:55,330 --> 00:05:57,330 你应该早点告诉我你的名字 100 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,330 谁知道你家这儿这么麻烦啊 101 00:05:59,330 --> 00:06:00,290 对不起对不起 102 00:06:01,130 --> 00:06:02,290 最近管得确实有点严 103 00:06:02,290 --> 00:06:03,630 之前有小偷进来 104 00:06:03,710 --> 00:06:05,250 你看我像小偷吗 105 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:06,540 像 106 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,420 你身上有什么值钱的 107 00:06:10,710 --> 00:06:11,670 等一下你就知道了 108 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,290 你好像比照片上瘦小很多 109 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:22,630 你也没有很大只啊 110 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:25,040 对不起 111 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:26,790 没关系 112 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:30,420 到了 113 00:06:34,710 --> 00:06:35,790 爸爸你看 114 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,040 画得很好 115 00:06:38,290 --> 00:06:40,130 当然 画在纸上就更好了 116 00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:41,670 毕竟你不是米开朗基罗 117 00:06:41,670 --> 00:06:42,670 闭嘴吧你 118 00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:44,830 我的意思是 119 00:06:44,830 --> 00:06:46,460 画在纸上可以保留 120 00:06:46,460 --> 00:06:47,130 可以办展 121 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:49,250 你画墙上不就便宜房东了吗 122 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:50,500 这些啊我不要了 123 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:52,290 你挂网上卖了 回头钱转给我 124 00:06:52,790 --> 00:06:53,830 不至于吧 125 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:55,580 你不是找到工作了吗 126 00:06:55,630 --> 00:06:56,920 不是什么总编辑吗 127 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,330 这地儿装不下 128 00:06:58,330 --> 00:06:59,500 扔了又可惜 129 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:04,880 这个你留下吧 130 00:07:05,290 --> 00:07:06,170 你送我的生日礼物 131 00:07:06,170 --> 00:07:07,250 你不是很喜欢吗 132 00:07:07,330 --> 00:07:08,420 离婚非要拿走 133 00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:09,750 我一次都没骑过 134 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,290 这个我过两天卖 135 00:07:11,380 --> 00:07:13,040 我得先走了 明天再来弄 136 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,880 小孩 爸爸要走了 137 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:15,920 你要不来亲我一下 138 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:16,460 不用了 139 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:18,170 毕竟我不是米开朗基罗 140 00:07:18,170 --> 00:07:19,210 爸爸再见 141 00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:20,330 这么记仇 142 00:07:20,830 --> 00:07:21,830 你别离那么近 143 00:07:21,830 --> 00:07:23,500 眼睛看坏了 走吧你 144 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,170 周末回来接你啊 145 00:07:26,210 --> 00:07:27,960 画得比米开朗基罗好啊 146 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:20,920 认识他吗 147 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:45,920 你在等我啊 148 00:08:47,790 --> 00:08:48,500 没事 149 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,500 我只是让他尝尝被人跟踪的滋味 150 00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:53,380 我之前也想过这种状况 151 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:54,920 看过很多攻略 152 00:08:55,130 --> 00:08:56,960 但是我 我刚才就蒙了 153 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:57,960 然后我就一直在想 154 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,670 我之前想的办法是什么 155 00:08:59,670 --> 00:09:01,130 结果我就越想越乱 156 00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:03,580 而且我刚从一个男人家里出来 157 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:04,960 他也不留我也不送我 158 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:07,460 我也刚从一男的家出来 159 00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:08,710 他直接睡过去了 160 00:09:08,710 --> 00:09:09,540 你会不会好点 161 00:09:09,630 --> 00:09:10,460 真的 162 00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:11,420 假的 163 00:09:12,670 --> 00:09:13,460 我已经都快忘了 164 00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:15,080 男的睡身边什么感觉了 165 00:09:16,170 --> 00:09:17,170 感觉不好 166 00:09:17,630 --> 00:09:18,710 那我平衡点了 167 00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:23,080 你这好骑吗 168 00:09:23,170 --> 00:09:24,670 感觉好像很难控制 169 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:26,540 我不会给你骑的 170 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:27,750 这是我最后一次骑它了 171 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:29,250 我要把它骑到没电 我累死它 172 00:09:30,830 --> 00:09:31,960 你住我楼上是吧 173 00:09:32,630 --> 00:09:33,670 你进去我再走 174 00:09:34,130 --> 00:09:35,040 我们一起进去吧 175 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,330 走吧 别废话 176 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:48,960 这地儿挺好的呀 177 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,290 人少 安静 178 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,830 这些玩意还辟邪 179 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,460 怪不好意思的 180 00:09:53,790 --> 00:09:55,170 还是咱们以前那儿环境好 181 00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:56,670 光实习生就二十多个 182 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,580 追忆过去是油腻的开始啊 183 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:01,790 我其实还是不太能相信 184 00:10:01,790 --> 00:10:03,420 你知道我进报社的第一份工作 185 00:10:03,420 --> 00:10:04,630 就是你的实习生 186 00:10:04,630 --> 00:10:06,790 我那时候天天研究你的稿子 187 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:08,790 你说你要做记者做到死的 188 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,960 所以记者的话不能都信 189 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:12,500 但你也堕落了 190 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:13,460 怎么说话呢 191 00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:15,170 你们公众号没那么差 192 00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:16,170 你确定你都看了 193 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:17,710 就是带货嘛 很正常 194 00:10:17,710 --> 00:10:18,920 不然怎么活下去 195 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,420 不是 这跟之前做的工作 196 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:20,880 完全都不一样 197 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,670 其实我很感激你的 真的 198 00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:23,670 愿意招我来 199 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,580 我已经找了半年工作了 200 00:10:27,130 --> 00:10:28,920 你不会那时候也没买房吧 201 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:32,710 我现在有点怀疑你的判断能力了 202 00:10:33,170 --> 00:10:34,670 我之前待的两家媒体都没了 203 00:10:34,670 --> 00:10:35,210 你不知道 204 00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:36,420 我不知道 真的呀 205 00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:38,500 放心 我现在已经认清现实了 206 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:39,330 放弃幻想了 207 00:10:39,330 --> 00:10:40,170 确定啊 208 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:48,710 最新一篇 209 00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:51,290 欧洲国宝索菲亚罗兰的一生挚爱 210 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,250 还能这么编 211 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:54,290 不会被告吗 212 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,000 你往下看 213 00:10:57,130 --> 00:10:58,210 她一生的挚爱 214 00:10:58,210 --> 00:10:59,380 意大利面 215 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,540 可以干吃的 216 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,250 国内明星写不了 217 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:03,210 一告一个准 218 00:11:03,290 --> 00:11:04,750 我们都赔了几十万了 219 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:05,830 国外的还行 220 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,580 这是另外一个非虚构的号 221 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:09,540 职场女性的无偿家务劳动 222 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:10,750 我写的 223 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,960 所以你们五个人负责这俩号 224 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:14,790 仨号 225 00:11:14,790 --> 00:11:15,920 还有一个封了 226 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:16,960 我们还有个视频号 227 00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:18,670 懂了 228 00:11:19,210 --> 00:11:20,710 主要是靠这个胡编乱造的 229 00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:22,040 养活这个严肃枯燥的 230 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,380 这怎么能是胡编乱造呢 231 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:24,330 很枯燥吗 232 00:11:25,130 --> 00:11:26,960 但是很有意义啊 233 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,080 她为这个采访花了不少时间呢 234 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:30,080 其实 235 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,500 我是您的师妹 236 00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:33,830 你这穿个啥呀 237 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:36,710 链接发我 238 00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:39,170 我们现在呢 239 00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:40,790 就是形势很严峻 240 00:11:40,790 --> 00:11:42,170 这个也带不动货 241 00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:44,080 你这个也没人看 242 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,920 要不就别写了 243 00:11:47,630 --> 00:11:49,460 这个数据的信源哪儿来的 244 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:50,880 你就采了两个人吗 245 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,830 五千字的稿子至少要采五个人 246 00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:56,040 实际上这是因为 247 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,080 没钱没时间 248 00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:58,960 调查采访需要钱的 249 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,420 你要给她拨更多的钱 250 00:12:00,830 --> 00:12:02,380 还有这个号不要搞二条广告 251 00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:04,210 你要写这个东西就要写得很专业 252 00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:06,580 这个嘛 253 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:08,830 没什么新的视角 254 00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:10,540 也没有输出任何观点 255 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:11,880 你既然要卖货 256 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,540 你要不你这俩结合一下 257 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,830 索菲亚罗兰做不做家务 258 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:16,710 你这不写了吗 259 00:12:16,710 --> 00:12:18,170 她到那个超市买打折商品 260 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:19,540 还出了家庭烹饪书 261 00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:21,920 女明星也要做无偿的家务劳动 262 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:23,330 改吧 263 00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:24,830 为什么呀 264 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,420 我发现自己没有什么天才 265 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,630 没有特长 266 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,210 我也不是富二代 267 00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:39,170 所以我不再幻想了 268 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:51,920 来了 269 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:53,460 不着急 还没结束呢 270 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:54,330 歇会歇会 271 00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:12,170 妈 272 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:15,710 王茉莉 273 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:18,580 宝贝你好厉害呀 274 00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:20,460 我都不知道你还参加校乐队了 275 00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:22,130 你的乐器呢 276 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:24,710 你在学钢琴啊 277 00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:27,080 指挥啊 278 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,540 我鼓掌 279 00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:30,040 打节奏 280 00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:31,330 我是观众 281 00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:33,580 我又不会唱歌又不会什么乐器 282 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,710 观众排什么练啊 283 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:37,210 领导要来参观 284 00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:38,960 老师说我很会鼓掌 285 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,540 所以你就听话了 286 00:13:42,830 --> 00:13:44,330 你不懂拒绝的吗 287 00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:46,500 老师说过我好几次 288 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,130 没有团体意识 289 00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:49,670 脱离大众 290 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:51,750 什么乱七八糟 291 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:52,880 我找她去 292 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,330 你又来了 293 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:57,960 不去了不去了 294 00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:19,170 铁梅 295 00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:21,170 铁梅 296 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:23,960 王铁梅 297 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:24,880 啊 298 00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:28,080 我能上你家上个厕所吗 299 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,500 铁梅你好厉害啊 300 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,750 你是学过吗 301 00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:38,000 大学选修了污水治理 302 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,710 种这么多菜 303 00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:41,540 你做饭啊 304 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:42,170 不做 305 00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:43,500 行吧 306 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,210 我里面还有呢 307 00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:46,250 来看 308 00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:50,750 几个人住啊 309 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:51,790 就我一个 310 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,000 这吃得完吗 311 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,330 放着呗 312 00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:55,630 反正早晚能用上 313 00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:57,750 你要是有需要的话 随时找我拿 314 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:58,880 我摘点菜就行 315 00:14:58,880 --> 00:14:59,710 随时 316 00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:03,330 你家就这么大呀 317 00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:05,080 我楼下还有个亭子间呢 318 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:07,460 这楼上楼下加起来也没我家大 319 00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:08,790 还多出两千块钱 320 00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:09,920 你被人坑了呀 321 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,420 不是 你不知道 322 00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:13,130 房东对我可好了 323 00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:14,630 过年会叫我去家里吃饭 324 00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:15,670 过节还给我送月饼呢 325 00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:16,290 你看 326 00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:18,210 这破玩意也不值房租啊 327 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:19,790 情义无价 328 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,170 反正我答应了他 329 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,130 会一直住下去的 330 00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:23,670 做你房东真幸福 331 00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:25,170 一点破月饼就把你收买了 332 00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:27,080 还有粽子 青团 333 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,130 人参酒 334 00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:29,290 这是你房东做的 335 00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:29,880 啊 336 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,130 长期关系 337 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:35,630 你这么懂 338 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,170 你不是应该比我老练吗 339 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,420 我都没用过这 340 00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:39,380 给你下一个 341 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:40,170 不用了 342 00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:41,130 我应该下一个 343 00:15:41,130 --> 00:15:42,790 少儿特长培训班软件 344 00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:44,630 你说这没有 345 00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:45,920 你还真下呀 346 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,000 是那男的吗 347 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:52,500 挺帅的 348 00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:54,040 那我今天可以再去找他吗 349 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:54,920 去啊 350 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:55,670 真的啊 351 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,710 我们这么不熟 352 00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:57,880 你都想问我的意见 353 00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,040 他对你那么不上心 354 00:15:59,040 --> 00:15:59,880 你还想去 355 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:00,790 那就去啊 356 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,080 但我这样是不是太给女人丢脸了 357 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,130 是 358 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,290 他给我看朋友圈了 359 00:16:08,290 --> 00:16:09,040 我回了 360 00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:10,750 你那玩意少喝点 361 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:11,630 容易上头 362 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:13,460 等一下 363 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:14,330 晚上有空吗 364 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,170 台上有没有你喜欢的乐器 365 00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:05,000 还是你最喜欢听我唱歌啊 366 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,210 我喜欢 367 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,330 做观众 368 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:09,170 我看见你鼓掌了 369 00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:10,540 全场鼓得最好 370 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:11,500 而且都在点上 371 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,580 你真的很会 372 00:18:12,670 --> 00:18:14,210 我们都很感动 对不对 373 00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:15,670 对 特别会 374 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,080 没有厕所吗 375 00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:23,540 没事 376 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,170 一起走啊 我叫车 377 00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:28,540 还是你们要去 378 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:29,710 喝点酒什么的 379 00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:33,290 我今天不回去了 380 00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:34,960 虽然我跟你还不是很熟 381 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,250 但是我爱你 382 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:38,540 走了 383 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,920 拜拜 384 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,790 拜拜 385 00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:46,830 乐队叫什么名字 386 00:18:46,830 --> 00:18:48,170 无条件投降 387 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,670 键盘有点俗 388 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,960 你们班一半小孩都学钢琴 389 00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:56,460 贝斯对你来说太简单了 390 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:57,960 吉他有点意思不大 391 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,080 我都能来两下 392 00:18:59,080 --> 00:18:59,920 你觉得呢 393 00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:01,040 嗯 394 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,580 女鼓手很少哎 395 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,580 而且女孩打鼓很帅的 396 00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:06,580 还锻炼身体 397 00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:08,380 这个特长可不是 398 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,710 一般小孩都能有的 399 00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:13,920 你应该做个鼓手 400 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:15,790 你觉得怎么样 401 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,670 所以你给他写了不少歌是吗 402 00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:41,540 你吃醋了 403 00:19:41,670 --> 00:19:42,420 不会啊 404 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:43,960 能把喜欢变成创作 405 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,540 是一件很幸福的事情 406 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,250 而且还那么好听 407 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:49,790 我很庆幸今天能来 408 00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:50,960 能看到不同的你 409 00:19:52,130 --> 00:19:53,130 非常的 410 00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:54,420 耀眼 411 00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:57,080 耀眼是不是对眼睛不好 412 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,670 你是不是很爱护眼睛啊 413 00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:02,710 人人都应该爱护眼睛吧 414 00:20:02,710 --> 00:20:04,000 我就不爱护 415 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:05,580 但我也不近视 416 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:08,380 我能看到别人看不清的东西 417 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:09,670 什么东西 418 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,170 好东西 419 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:20,710 来 访客登记一下 420 00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:21,830 我住在这里的 421 00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:23,170 哪家的 422 00:20:23,170 --> 00:20:24,210 303 423 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:25,670 303没你这个人 424 00:20:25,670 --> 00:20:26,330 我晓得 425 00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:27,460 李太太屋里的 426 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,130 李太太也要登记啊 427 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:30,830 我儿子买的 428 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:31,500 送你 429 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:32,790 母亲节快乐 430 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:34,960 不要跑不要跑 431 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:35,830 回来回来 432 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:36,790 过来过来 433 00:20:36,790 --> 00:20:37,630 不是你们 434 00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:40,210 我之前跟他说我是你后妈 435 00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:41,380 来来来 名字写好 436 00:20:41,380 --> 00:20:42,580 身份证号写一写 437 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:44,830 谢谢后妈 438 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,460 你怎么不叫他俩登记 439 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,290 人家住这儿 你住这儿吗 440 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,580 我这个选题是打算 441 00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:55,830 母亲节的时候发的 442 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,000 你这又穿了个啥 443 00:20:57,210 --> 00:20:58,000 要链接 444 00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:58,790 不用 445 00:20:59,040 --> 00:20:59,880 耳环可以 446 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,130 要采那几个人 已经发给你了 447 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:03,710 我昨天晚上看了 448 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,750 是不是都太苦了 449 00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:07,920 而且你这个角度太同情 450 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,040 可怜了 451 00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:12,540 在你们眼里单亲妈妈都这么凄惨吗 452 00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:13,960 简直都可悲了 453 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:17,670 看我干什么 454 00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:19,920 她们就是很辛苦啊 455 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:20,790 对 456 00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:23,250 但老是重复女性悲惨叙事 457 00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,000 也不利于改善女人处境啊 458 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,250 这谁还敢做单亲妈妈呀 459 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,000 是不是 460 00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,080 再加一个类似谷爱凌的妈妈呢 461 00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:31,290 从一个极端跳到另外一个极端 462 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,670 有几个妈能做到那样 463 00:21:32,670 --> 00:21:33,750 属于无效励志 464 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:35,880 那我再找几个 465 00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:38,290 我先走了 466 00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:40,670 喝红糖水没用 467 00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:41,580 得吃去痛药 468 00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:43,380 好的铁姐 469 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:49,130 鼓 470 00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:49,830 张家新 471 00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:52,960 张家新 472 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:00,500 我来了 473 00:22:00,830 --> 00:22:01,500 怎么了 474 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:02,170 来啦 475 00:22:02,790 --> 00:22:03,330 喝一个 476 00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:04,420 现在啊 477 00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:06,330 庆祝我们的小孩要有特长啦 478 00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:08,330 小马 那天的鼓手 479 00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:09,540 这是我的铁梅 480 00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:11,210 鼓手好 481 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:12,460 你好 482 00:22:12,670 --> 00:22:13,880 他平时就在东湖路 483 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,210 教小孩架子鼓 484 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,750 他还是上音毕业的呢 485 00:22:16,830 --> 00:22:18,040 你看混的 486 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:19,080 做好心理准备啊 487 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,130 这特长没什么卵用 488 00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:21,540 没用挺好的 489 00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:23,210 又不是为了有用才学的啊 490 00:22:23,210 --> 00:22:24,540 他还会别的乐器 491 00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:26,210 如果小孩想要多点特长 492 00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:27,670 特特长的话也可以 493 00:22:27,670 --> 00:22:28,580 太好了 494 00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:30,710 就去你那个东湖路上课是吧 495 00:22:31,330 --> 00:22:32,250 不用去那儿 496 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:33,880 那都是培训班宰人的 497 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,460 你就直接上他那鼓房就行 498 00:22:35,830 --> 00:22:37,250 或者来我家也可以 对吧 499 00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:38,210 都行 500 00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:39,080 这不太好吧 501 00:22:39,290 --> 00:22:40,420 这有什么不好的 502 00:22:40,580 --> 00:22:42,130 你的小孩就是我的小孩 503 00:22:42,790 --> 00:22:44,000 我怎么不知道 504 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,580 那个 这是我前夫 505 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:50,830 这我邻居小叶 506 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,580 这个 那个小谁 她朋友 507 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,250 我给小孩请的乐器老师 508 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,250 小马 509 00:22:56,630 --> 00:22:57,710 怎么这么帅啊 510 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,540 可能我妈比较帅 511 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,000 有多帅 512 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:11,670 确实挺帅的 513 00:23:11,670 --> 00:23:12,290 谢谢 514 00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:13,790 你是妈宝啊 515 00:23:13,790 --> 00:23:14,960 怎么说话呢 516 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,540 放妈妈照片就是妈宝啊 517 00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:17,830 也有可能是变态啊 518 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,210 《惊魂记》你不记得了 519 00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:22,000 也有可能是他妈妈去世了 520 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,460 所以说不要随便评判别人 521 00:23:25,460 --> 00:23:26,500 快说对不起 522 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:27,630 对不起 523 00:23:27,630 --> 00:23:28,500 没关系 524 00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:30,920 你看着挺年轻的 525 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,500 我本来就很年轻 526 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,170 看皮肤状态 你年纪比我大 527 00:23:34,170 --> 00:23:35,960 那因为我天生皮肤大麦色 528 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,420 什么大麦小麦 529 00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:39,170 你是没防晒 所以老得快 530 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:40,580 爸爸你单押 531 00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:41,250 是吧 532 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,960 那个 要不去我家吃饭吧 533 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,290 我家正好有剩饭 534 00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:48,420 菜是新的 我现做 535 00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:50,130 好啊 我最喜欢剩饭了 536 00:23:50,130 --> 00:23:51,040 太好了 537 00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:52,250 走吧 538 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,170 一会儿我去找你啊 539 00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:55,380 没做你的 540 00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:56,830 我不吃 你做得那么油 541 00:23:56,830 --> 00:23:58,420 我现在都吃减脂餐呢 542 00:24:00,130 --> 00:24:01,000 铁梅 543 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:02,630 你这能用上吗 544 00:24:02,630 --> 00:24:03,500 放那儿吧 545 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:04,790 坐啊 546 00:24:09,290 --> 00:24:10,290 随便坐啊 547 00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:16,250 啥呀 548 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:17,790 对不起 549 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:18,670 对不起 不好意思不好意思 550 00:24:18,670 --> 00:24:19,540 没事没事 551 00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:20,460 不好意思 没事没事 552 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:21,460 我来我来 553 00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:23,630 这我来吧 我来我来 554 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:24,500 没事 没事 555 00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:32,960 小马老师 556 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,710 你是教什么乐器来着 557 00:24:36,830 --> 00:24:38,210 看想学什么 558 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:39,460 我会的比较多 559 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:42,790 竖琴 560 00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:44,210 可以啊 561 00:24:44,210 --> 00:24:45,630 我大学学的就是弦乐 562 00:24:45,630 --> 00:24:47,580 竖琴是天使弹的那个吗 563 00:24:47,670 --> 00:24:48,960 对啊 我可不学 564 00:24:52,210 --> 00:24:53,130 萨克斯 565 00:24:53,630 --> 00:24:54,630 没问题啊 566 00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:56,130 我小时候吹黑管 567 00:24:56,130 --> 00:24:57,420 吹奏乐都差不多的 568 00:24:57,420 --> 00:24:58,670 那你也会吹箫 569 00:24:58,670 --> 00:24:59,670 你那么感兴趣啊 570 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,580 萧我能吹 你想学吗 571 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,880 饭好了 572 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,630 可以吃了 573 00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:13,250 老师 那你很贵吧 574 00:25:13,790 --> 00:25:15,040 这哥哥很便宜的 575 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:15,960 你放心 576 00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:17,790 这样以后你就不用在台下坐着了 577 00:25:17,790 --> 00:25:18,750 你也有特长了 578 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:19,830 可以上台表演了 579 00:25:19,830 --> 00:25:20,920 我喜欢坐着 580 00:25:21,460 --> 00:25:22,460 你不是喜欢打鼓吗 581 00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:23,500 那天咱们说的 582 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,420 女鼓手啊 583 00:25:24,420 --> 00:25:25,290 帅的 584 00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:26,630 对 也是坐着打的 585 00:25:26,630 --> 00:25:27,330 对啊 586 00:25:27,580 --> 00:25:29,460 我觉得做观众就挺好 587 00:25:31,710 --> 00:25:32,710 怎么可能 588 00:25:32,710 --> 00:25:34,380 咱们是天生的明星嘛 589 00:25:34,380 --> 00:25:35,380 生来如此 590 00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:36,540 我不是 591 00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:38,710 那要不换个老师 592 00:25:38,710 --> 00:25:39,920 你想学什么都行 593 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:40,880 我什么都不想学 594 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:41,750 你们烦死了 595 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:42,460 干嘛你给我回来 596 00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:43,420 哎别别别 597 00:25:47,290 --> 00:25:48,170 不好意思啊 598 00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:49,290 没关系的 599 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,710 小时候我妈也逼着我学钢琴 600 00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:54,500 所以你才会这么多 601 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:55,540 不是 602 00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:57,580 她死了以后我才爱上音乐的 603 00:25:58,250 --> 00:25:59,040 其实 604 00:25:59,380 --> 00:26:01,670 孩子要是不想学 你就别逼她 605 00:26:01,670 --> 00:26:04,040 而且我也不想教一个被强迫的孩子 606 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:05,960 你怎么也来劲呢你 607 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:06,830 这老师不错 608 00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:08,460 坐 坐吧 609 00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:13,080 吃吧 剩饭 610 00:26:14,830 --> 00:26:15,960 我坐这儿合适吗 611 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:16,830 别管他们 612 00:26:23,630 --> 00:26:24,960 你也教成人吗 613 00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:26,170 还没教过 614 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:27,170 我不是想学 615 00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:28,380 其实我也会一些 616 00:26:49,380 --> 00:26:50,830 霉霉演唱会爆火 617 00:26:50,830 --> 00:26:52,210 新加坡场注册人数 618 00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:53,540 比全国人口还多 619 00:26:53,670 --> 00:26:56,130 她给一个迫切需要快乐的世界带来了快乐 620 00:26:56,130 --> 00:26:57,960 我觉得做观众挺好的 621 00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,750 我就想一辈子只做观众 622 00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:00,710 看电影听音乐 623 00:27:00,710 --> 00:27:02,670 享受这个世界已有的艺术成果 624 00:27:02,670 --> 00:27:03,630 光是这些成果 625 00:27:03,630 --> 00:27:05,080 我们一辈子都看不过来 626 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:06,960 那你还让我学 627 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,500 你之前说我什么特长都不用学 628 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,000 让我快乐长大 629 00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:12,830 那你现在快乐吗 630 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,880 我觉得创造的快乐和观众的快乐 631 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:17,880 是不一样的 632 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,080 哪儿不一样 633 00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:23,130 做观众只有快乐和无聊 634 00:27:23,130 --> 00:27:24,210 会越来越无聊 635 00:27:24,630 --> 00:27:26,210 但是创造会痛苦 636 00:27:26,210 --> 00:27:27,830 快乐才会显得很珍贵 637 00:27:27,830 --> 00:27:28,880 很有成就感 638 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,460 对 639 00:27:29,460 --> 00:27:30,750 就像你爱一个人一样 640 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:31,330 两回事啊 641 00:27:31,330 --> 00:27:32,960 那是你爱的那个人有问题 642 00:27:33,670 --> 00:27:34,210 行了小孩 643 00:27:34,210 --> 00:27:35,290 你不想学不学了啊 644 00:27:35,290 --> 00:27:36,960 没事 只要你觉得开心就行 645 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:37,540 好吗 646 00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:38,420 我等下要工作 647 00:27:38,420 --> 00:27:39,630 我差不多得走了啊 648 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:41,130 你等下去闻闻家吧 649 00:27:41,330 --> 00:27:42,790 张家新妈妈说马上到了 650 00:27:42,790 --> 00:27:43,580 接你一起 651 00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:44,750 你跟张家新一块 652 00:27:44,790 --> 00:27:45,460 我不去 653 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:47,880 宝贝 我晚上回来得晚 654 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:48,960 你一个人不行的 655 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,750 你跟张家新一块不好吗 656 00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:51,500 我不去 657 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:52,960 那什么 658 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,630 晚上我没事 我陪她吃饭吧 659 00:27:54,630 --> 00:27:55,460 不用不用 真不用 660 00:27:55,460 --> 00:27:56,830 没事不麻烦 我有空 661 00:27:56,830 --> 00:27:58,830 不是 我怕你带不好 662 00:27:58,830 --> 00:27:59,420 啊 663 00:28:00,290 --> 00:28:02,540 说得好像你很会带孩子一样 664 00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:05,210 请问你是怎么长大的 665 00:28:05,210 --> 00:28:06,380 我是我爸带大的 666 00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:07,580 你都在工作 667 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,920 你们吃的喝的穿的住的从哪儿来的 668 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,130 他把你带大的 669 00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:13,040 你 你从他肚子里爬出来的 670 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,250 你喝的他的奶吗 671 00:28:14,250 --> 00:28:15,960 你把他的乳房吸空了吗 672 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,580 你这一家三口羊驼哪儿来的 673 00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:18,960 还有这油条 谁买的 674 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:19,880 好了 你去忙吧 675 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:20,580 不是你不知道 676 00:28:20,580 --> 00:28:21,460 我怕她心理缺失 677 00:28:21,460 --> 00:28:22,380 我给她买玩偶 678 00:28:22,380 --> 00:28:23,630 我随时给你汇报 679 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:24,880 臭小孩 680 00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:26,750 告诉你啊 以后别生小孩 681 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,630 都是白眼狼 不会感激你 682 00:28:28,630 --> 00:28:29,750 不生 绝对不生 683 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,130 她爸之前是管得挺多的 684 00:28:32,130 --> 00:28:33,920 因为她爸不想上班 就一直在家 685 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,000 但是我没有不管 686 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:35,580 从小到大 687 00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:36,960 每天早上都是我送她上学的 688 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,130 我都快累死了我 689 00:28:38,130 --> 00:28:40,130 我知道 你已经做得很好了 690 00:28:40,130 --> 00:28:41,630 她那就是说的气话 691 00:28:41,830 --> 00:28:42,750 你今天不许喝酒 692 00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:43,500 明白了吗 不喝 693 00:28:43,630 --> 00:28:44,170 记住了 694 00:28:44,420 --> 00:28:45,750 我等下给你推几个健康的外卖 695 00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:46,540 你给她点就行 696 00:28:46,540 --> 00:28:47,080 好 697 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,170 我要是晚上九点没回来 698 00:28:48,170 --> 00:28:48,710 你让她睡觉 699 00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:49,380 好 700 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,080 记得让她吃点水果啊 701 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,250 吃完记得刷牙 702 00:28:52,250 --> 00:28:53,500 窗户要关 别把她吹着啊 703 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:54,040 好 704 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:55,500 不许吃冰激凌啊 705 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:56,670 随时联系 听见了吗 706 00:28:56,670 --> 00:28:57,630 别跟她吵架啊 707 00:28:57,630 --> 00:28:58,540 你吵不过她 708 00:28:58,750 --> 00:28:59,750 知道了 妈 709 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:06,290 铁姐 710 00:29:06,290 --> 00:29:07,880 她平时都不接受采访的 711 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,500 更别提我们这种小号了 712 00:29:09,580 --> 00:29:10,580 你怎么认识她的 713 00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:11,830 过去采访认识的 714 00:29:12,330 --> 00:29:13,210 哦 715 00:29:15,830 --> 00:29:16,920 你紧张啊 716 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:17,540 坐啊 717 00:29:17,670 --> 00:29:18,380 不是 718 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,080 怎么说呢 719 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:23,580 我现在觉得 720 00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:26,040 单亲妈妈的议题确实很值得说 721 00:29:26,210 --> 00:29:27,880 不管是做保洁的单亲妈妈 722 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:29,500 还是明星单亲妈妈 723 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,750 都很有意义去展现 724 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:32,880 但是 725 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:34,960 还有更多 更严峻 726 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,710 更不容易被看见的苦难 727 00:29:36,710 --> 00:29:37,710 谁去写呢 728 00:29:38,630 --> 00:29:39,960 是你发我的那个 729 00:29:40,460 --> 00:29:41,380 嗯 730 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:42,880 你应该写 731 00:29:43,170 --> 00:29:45,130 那不是重复悲惨叙事了吗 732 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:46,540 都不被看见的 733 00:29:46,540 --> 00:29:47,710 还谈不上重复 734 00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:51,460 我怕我写不好 735 00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:52,500 我会帮你的 736 00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:55,750 我上个编辑 周末都不让我联系 737 00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:57,080 你可以随时电话我 738 00:30:03,170 --> 00:30:04,040 铁姐 739 00:30:04,250 --> 00:30:05,880 你为什么会放弃呢 740 00:30:06,330 --> 00:30:08,130 好多前辈都是因为生了孩子 741 00:30:08,130 --> 00:30:09,080 不当记者了 742 00:30:09,630 --> 00:30:10,500 你也是吗 743 00:30:11,290 --> 00:30:12,250 你觉得呢 744 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,540 我觉得你不是那样的人 745 00:30:17,330 --> 00:30:19,000 但我是个懦弱的人 746 00:30:19,420 --> 00:30:20,540 所以我放弃了 747 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,210 你能不能少吃点 748 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,880 姐你不能增加女性容貌焦虑 749 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,290 你这个肉松的是我的 750 00:30:34,330 --> 00:30:34,920 哦 751 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,330 我这儿还有一个 752 00:30:37,330 --> 00:30:38,460 你吃这个吧 753 00:30:38,830 --> 00:30:39,460 也行 754 00:30:40,750 --> 00:30:42,040 哎 格老师 755 00:30:42,130 --> 00:30:42,580 别吃了 756 00:30:42,580 --> 00:30:43,750 哎 格老师 757 00:30:44,670 --> 00:30:45,420 谢谢 758 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,040 张家新是谁啊 759 00:30:55,210 --> 00:30:56,080 不重要的人 760 00:30:58,580 --> 00:31:00,170 你爱的那个人是谁啊 761 00:31:00,580 --> 00:31:01,460 重要的人 762 00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:05,630 听说你不再幻想了啊 763 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,170 听谁说的 764 00:31:07,830 --> 00:31:09,080 我道上的朋友 765 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,040 你知道吧 766 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,080 我在江湖上布满了眼线 767 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,210 包括你们学校 768 00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:14,460 骗小孩呢 769 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,420 我觉得我才像小孩呢 770 00:31:17,580 --> 00:31:19,330 都长这么大了还总在幻想 771 00:31:19,330 --> 00:31:20,290 幻想什么 772 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:22,920 再听 773 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,040 是这样的 774 00:31:28,630 --> 00:31:29,290 水 775 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:30,790 不对 这样的 776 00:31:31,210 --> 00:31:31,920 洗衣机 777 00:31:32,210 --> 00:31:33,290 对了 778 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:35,210 这个 779 00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:38,750 在秋天散步 780 00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:40,670 真漂亮 781 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,330 踩在树叶上 782 00:31:42,580 --> 00:31:43,290 这个 783 00:31:44,790 --> 00:31:45,670 五 784 00:31:45,830 --> 00:31:46,670 四 785 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:47,670 三 786 00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:49,460 石头 787 00:31:49,630 --> 00:31:50,500 打麻将 788 00:31:51,380 --> 00:31:51,960 这个 789 00:31:56,170 --> 00:31:57,290 下暴雨 790 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,130 龙卷风 791 00:32:05,670 --> 00:32:06,420 不对 792 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:13,790 这个 793 00:32:14,670 --> 00:32:15,420 打雷 794 00:32:21,630 --> 00:32:23,130 熊猫吃竹子 795 00:32:26,250 --> 00:32:27,170 放屁 796 00:32:32,540 --> 00:32:33,790 锯木头 797 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,130 河马在 798 00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:42,670 喝水 799 00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:43,880 这个 800 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:44,750 打鼓 801 00:32:52,790 --> 00:32:54,040 水牛 802 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,080 呼吸 803 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,420 飞船启动 804 00:33:08,750 --> 00:33:09,750 泥石流 805 00:33:14,580 --> 00:33:16,420 海豚跳到 806 00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:17,630 大海里 807 00:33:20,330 --> 00:33:21,170 岩浆 808 00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:25,170 沙漠里 809 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:26,420 下雨 810 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:29,790 打水漂 811 00:33:34,170 --> 00:33:34,790 这个呢 812 00:33:35,130 --> 00:33:36,170 挖掘机 813 00:33:56,290 --> 00:33:57,330 不用谢我啊 814 00:33:57,330 --> 00:33:58,130 我俩玩得可好了 815 00:33:58,130 --> 00:33:58,880 她可喜欢我了 816 00:33:58,880 --> 00:33:59,830 谁不喜欢你啊 817 00:33:59,830 --> 00:34:00,580 你这么好 818 00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:01,420 是吗 真的吗 819 00:34:01,420 --> 00:34:02,500 你确定吗 820 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,580 你又要去找他呀 821 00:34:03,670 --> 00:34:05,000 他怎么不来找你呢 822 00:34:05,670 --> 00:34:07,130 我不喜欢别人来我家 823 00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:08,080 除了你们俩 824 00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:09,420 他见你化妆吗 825 00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:10,380 做准备吗 826 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:11,290 有啊 827 00:34:11,330 --> 00:34:12,710 他都洗得很干净的 828 00:34:25,790 --> 00:34:26,710 谢谢啊 829 00:34:28,830 --> 00:34:29,540 美女啊 830 00:34:30,630 --> 00:34:32,130 这里以后就是你的家了 831 00:34:32,130 --> 00:34:33,290 你不用登记的 832 00:34:33,290 --> 00:34:34,920 不不不 要登的要登的 833 00:34:36,170 --> 00:34:37,170 放心好了 834 00:34:37,790 --> 00:34:39,040 没有人再找他了 835 00:34:39,790 --> 00:34:40,670 真的 836 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,290 我两个眼睛一直盯牢的 837 00:34:42,540 --> 00:34:43,540 要是再有人来找他 838 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:44,420 我就讲她找错了 839 00:34:44,420 --> 00:34:45,540 叫她到二号楼去找 840 00:34:48,830 --> 00:34:49,830 那也不好吧 841 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:50,920 她很无辜 842 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,130 她只是喜欢了一个人 843 00:34:52,130 --> 00:34:53,040 有什么错啊 844 00:34:53,210 --> 00:34:54,420 哦 那错的是我 845 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,540 我这个爱情的障碍 846 00:34:57,210 --> 00:34:58,210 哎 847 00:34:58,420 --> 00:34:59,630 过来过来 登记 848 00:35:03,420 --> 00:35:04,880 你周五晚上有空吗 849 00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:07,420 就上次那个地方有个演出 850 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,380 虽然我觉得这个歌手吧 唱得比我差点 851 00:35:10,710 --> 00:35:11,830 但我还挺喜欢的 852 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:13,630 嗯 853 00:35:15,460 --> 00:35:16,290 我觉得有些话 854 00:35:16,290 --> 00:35:18,290 应该早点跟你说清楚 855 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,170 我不想骗你 856 00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:23,670 你结婚了 857 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:24,790 不是 858 00:35:25,670 --> 00:35:26,920 我很早就离婚了 859 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,380 前妻和儿子都在国外 860 00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:29,420 我是单身的 861 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,920 但是我肯定是有问题的 862 00:35:33,210 --> 00:35:35,290 我不知道我是人格上 863 00:35:35,290 --> 00:35:36,670 还是心理上 864 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:37,960 不健全 865 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,130 我好像无法确立一段关系 866 00:35:41,750 --> 00:35:43,500 我好像没那么需要恋爱 867 00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:46,210 但当然我是喜欢你的 868 00:35:46,670 --> 00:35:48,500 如果你愿意的话 869 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:50,420 我们可以保持这种关系 870 00:35:50,420 --> 00:35:51,130 但 871 00:35:52,630 --> 00:35:54,580 我不想让你期待得更多 872 00:35:54,580 --> 00:35:56,960 我不想让你浪费感情 873 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,540 我的感情很珍贵 874 00:36:00,540 --> 00:36:01,540 是的 非常 875 00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:04,500 我也很喜欢恋爱 876 00:36:05,630 --> 00:36:07,290 虽然我可能是被言情小说 877 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:08,330 给毒害了 878 00:36:08,330 --> 00:36:09,290 不是你的错 879 00:36:09,290 --> 00:36:10,580 很多人都被毒害了 880 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:12,920 你也是另一种受害者 881 00:36:13,170 --> 00:36:13,960 你不会爱 882 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:14,750 是的 883 00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:18,130 但我 884 00:36:18,130 --> 00:36:19,460 也的确没有办法 885 00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:20,790 建立一段关系 886 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,080 嗯 是 887 00:36:22,540 --> 00:36:23,460 嗯 888 00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:26,460 因为我已经在一段关系里了 889 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,250 我有老公有孩子 890 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:30,920 真的假的 891 00:36:31,670 --> 00:36:33,210 小孩都九岁了 892 00:36:33,670 --> 00:36:35,290 我每天早上还得送她上学 893 00:36:35,290 --> 00:36:36,670 所以我不能在你这儿过夜 894 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:37,710 我的天啊 895 00:36:37,710 --> 00:36:39,330 这个我真看不出来 896 00:36:39,580 --> 00:36:41,420 从小到大都是我送的 897 00:36:41,420 --> 00:36:43,500 不是 我是说你这么年轻你居然就 898 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:44,670 我生得比较早 899 00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:46,330 哦 900 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,290 哎 那你现在出来 901 00:36:51,290 --> 00:36:52,670 你老公不会 902 00:36:53,130 --> 00:36:54,380 他最近出差了 903 00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:55,290 家里 904 00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:57,040 我妈在帮我看小孩 905 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:57,710 好 906 00:36:59,630 --> 00:37:00,750 那 907 00:37:00,750 --> 00:37:02,080 你的孩子肯定特别爱你 908 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,420 特别崇拜你吧 909 00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:05,290 你是这么酷这么棒的妈妈 910 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:06,500 并没有 911 00:37:06,670 --> 00:37:08,420 九岁小孩最烦人了 912 00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:09,960 叛逆 毫不感恩 913 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,790 我都快累死了 914 00:37:12,420 --> 00:37:13,960 辛苦了辛苦了 915 00:37:15,380 --> 00:37:16,880 所以我比你更害怕 916 00:37:17,460 --> 00:37:18,210 嗯 917 00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:22,210 那你不忙的时候 918 00:37:22,460 --> 00:37:23,540 我们还能 919 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,170 你不介意就好啊 920 00:37:25,290 --> 00:37:26,960 我当然不介意了 921 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,290 我为你感到骄傲 922 00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:29,500 这倒不必 923 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:30,880 这也不是什么值得骄傲的事啊 924 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:31,500 哦 对 925 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:32,920 我是想说 926 00:37:33,210 --> 00:37:35,170 我们真的很配 927 00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:40,170 我得走了啊 928 00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:40,960 那我送你 929 00:37:41,580 --> 00:37:42,790 不用 我叫车了 930 00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:45,710 那周五 931 00:37:45,710 --> 00:37:46,500 哦我刚想起来 932 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:48,630 周五我得送小孩去上架子鼓 933 00:37:49,750 --> 00:37:50,920 太辛苦了 934 00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:52,130 别生小孩 935 00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:53,290 没错 936 00:37:53,580 --> 00:37:54,750 你没错什么 937 00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:55,920 累的又不是你 938 00:37:57,130 --> 00:37:58,000 也没错 939 00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:34,080 我不再幻想 940 00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:36,580 这篇作文是王茉莉同学写的 941 00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:38,290 立意非常好 942 00:38:38,460 --> 00:38:39,630 她敏锐地捕捉到了 943 00:38:39,630 --> 00:38:41,790 当下人们的状态和心情 944 00:38:41,790 --> 00:38:43,080 冷静不失幽默 945 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,580 而且呢还带着一丝天真的伤感 946 00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:46,790 很特别 947 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,710 所以 我提议啊 948 00:38:48,710 --> 00:38:49,580 这个学期 949 00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:51,210 我们让王茉莉同学 950 00:38:51,210 --> 00:38:53,210 来担任语文课代表 951 00:38:53,210 --> 00:38:54,250 大家觉得怎么样 952 00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:56,210 好好好 953 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,250 老师 我不同意 954 00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:02,920 我要举报王茉莉 955 00:39:06,250 --> 00:39:08,540 她周一和周三早上迟到了 956 00:39:08,540 --> 00:39:10,290 上课还偷吃干脆面 957 00:39:11,330 --> 00:39:13,420 那这个跟她当语文课代表 958 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:14,540 有什么关系呢 959 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:15,880 品德不干净 960 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,330 不能做班干部 961 00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:22,750 你这个是跟谁学的 962 00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:24,040 谁教你的举报 963 00:39:25,790 --> 00:39:27,330 好了张家新 你先坐下 964 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,630 来 今天我们就来讨论一下 965 00:39:36,630 --> 00:39:38,630 什么叫举报 966 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,880 咱们别什么都扯女性话题啊 967 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:41,380 来 好 968 00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:43,630 现在下单这本《看不见的女性》 969 00:39:43,630 --> 00:39:44,580 限时八五折 970 00:39:44,580 --> 00:39:45,290 我们还送一本 971 00:39:45,290 --> 00:39:47,210 《她们不是劳叨 她们只是受够了》 972 00:39:47,210 --> 00:39:48,710 同时 重点来了 973 00:39:48,710 --> 00:39:50,750 下单前五名的家人宝子们 974 00:39:50,750 --> 00:39:52,580 我们还送一瓶极地圣水 975 00:39:52,580 --> 00:39:54,210 自然堂的哦 极地圣水 976 00:39:54,210 --> 00:39:56,380 中国人自己的“神仙水” 977 00:39:56,380 --> 00:39:57,670 导播准备好了没有 978 00:39:57,670 --> 00:40:00,040 三二一 上链接 979 00:40:06,460 --> 00:40:07,210 王茉莉 980 00:40:19,290 --> 00:40:20,540 不回家吗 981 00:40:21,170 --> 00:40:22,250 你想回家吗 982 00:40:24,460 --> 00:40:25,130 跟我走 983 00:41:13,420 --> 00:41:14,380 小孩 984 00:41:14,710 --> 00:41:15,630 过来 985 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:20,920 小马 986 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:22,540 试试 987 00:41:24,330 --> 00:41:26,790 我还没决定学乐器呢 988 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,330 你也可以不把它当乐器啊 989 00:41:30,670 --> 00:41:32,250 你可以把它当成一种发泄 990 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,500 你看你不能随便打人吧 991 00:41:35,210 --> 00:41:36,380 但你可以随便打鼓 992 00:41:38,380 --> 00:41:40,210 你怎么知道我想打人 993 00:41:41,630 --> 00:41:43,460 你不是想打我就行 994 00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:44,630 哦 995 00:41:45,630 --> 00:41:46,500 来 996 00:41:51,670 --> 00:41:52,460 你看啊 997 00:41:53,630 --> 00:41:54,580 你就这么坐 998 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:55,960 这只脚踩这儿 999 00:41:56,290 --> 00:41:57,460 这只脚踩这儿 1000 00:41:59,460 --> 00:42:00,380 打就完事 1001 00:42:01,460 --> 00:42:03,210 女孩应该怎么打鼓 1002 00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:04,580 啊 1003 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,330 你怎么打 女孩就怎么打 1004 00:42:07,330 --> 00:42:08,250 对啊 1005 00:42:08,380 --> 00:42:09,130 哦 1006 00:42:09,380 --> 00:42:10,170 来 1007 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:11,790 试试 1008 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:23,920 就这样 1009 00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:25,170 对 就这样打它 1010 00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:39,500 哎呦 哎呦 1011 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:40,880 你来了 1012 00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:44,500 我还以为小叶会直接把小孩送回家 1013 00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:45,540 她还在吧 1014 00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:46,460 在 1015 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:47,920 你要走啊 1016 00:42:48,130 --> 00:42:49,670 没有 我扔个垃圾 1017 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,170 包里都是他们 1018 00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:54,630 喝剩的饮料 1019 00:42:54,630 --> 00:42:55,540 我不走 1020 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:58,500 你还没走啊 1021 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:04,880 不好意思啊 1022 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:05,830 又麻烦你 1023 00:43:05,830 --> 00:43:07,040 神经病你 1024 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,540 对了 别送她去闻闻家了 1025 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:11,330 闻闻很好 1026 00:43:11,330 --> 00:43:12,830 那个张家新很讨厌 1027 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:14,630 又欺负小孩了 1028 00:43:14,630 --> 00:43:15,420 我找他妈 1029 00:43:15,710 --> 00:43:16,750 别找了 1030 00:43:17,210 --> 00:43:17,960 小孩不告诉你 1031 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,960 就是因为你每次找家长找老师的 1032 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,630 弄得她在班上很难做 1033 00:43:22,130 --> 00:43:23,210 她还说我啥了 1034 00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:24,460 她知道你护着她 1035 00:43:25,130 --> 00:43:26,670 她受一点气你就炸了 1036 00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:28,040 恨不得把学校炸了 1037 00:43:28,460 --> 00:43:29,960 一点没有遗传我的性格 1038 00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,130 在外面太软弱了 1039 00:43:31,420 --> 00:43:32,330 我怎么教她都没用 1040 00:43:32,330 --> 00:43:33,500 就只敢冲我凶 1041 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,500 我当然得护着她了 1042 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:37,630 她跟别的小孩不一样 1043 00:43:37,630 --> 00:43:38,880 她很敏感的 1044 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:40,880 不行 1045 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,210 我还得找她老师 1046 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,290 你不是回家了吗 1047 00:43:47,290 --> 00:43:48,670 我回家了吗 1048 00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:50,130 我充电线没拿 1049 00:43:51,210 --> 00:43:52,750 谁看见我那线了 1050 00:43:53,210 --> 00:43:54,170 这个吧 1051 00:43:55,210 --> 00:43:56,210 啊 1052 00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,250 我请大家吃东西吧 1053 00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:00,380 你们想吃啥 1054 00:44:00,380 --> 00:44:01,670 不用了 省点钱 1055 00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:03,710 我们就不去了 1056 00:44:03,710 --> 00:44:05,210 小马吃饭店会拉稀 1057 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:07,380 我 我还有点想去 1058 00:44:07,630 --> 00:44:08,960 我饿了 1059 00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,250 小马你陪我一起呗 1060 00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:12,580 我不好意思跟陌生姐姐吃饭 1061 00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:13,920 算了吧 1062 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,960 我确实容易拉稀 1063 00:44:16,290 --> 00:44:16,920 走吧 1064 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,130 我包里好多纸呢 1065 00:44:18,290 --> 00:44:19,630 单亲妈妈包里啥都有 1066 00:44:19,630 --> 00:44:21,130 湿纸巾湿厕纸卫生巾 1067 00:44:21,130 --> 00:44:22,630 太好了 走 1068 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,210 为什么要说我会拉稀 1069 00:44:25,210 --> 00:44:26,380 你有病啊 1070 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,170 你确实会拉稀 1071 00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:30,290 那你要说出来吗 1072 00:44:31,290 --> 00:44:33,040 这个 这个来一份 1073 00:44:34,790 --> 00:44:36,170 还有毛豆 山药 1074 00:44:37,170 --> 00:44:37,790 这个吧 1075 00:44:40,380 --> 00:44:41,710 这是不是风口啊 1076 00:44:41,710 --> 00:44:42,830 这么凉 1077 00:44:42,830 --> 00:44:44,710 换个身强力壮的坐这儿 1078 00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:48,460 我马上看 1079 00:44:56,830 --> 00:44:58,580 阿姨 给我来两杯热水 1080 00:44:58,580 --> 00:44:59,540 好的 1081 00:45:04,540 --> 00:45:05,540 你想吃点啥 1082 00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:09,080 你想吃点啥 1083 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:09,920 我来吧 1084 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:10,710 够了 1085 00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:13,170 谢谢 1086 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,330 你快流血了 1087 00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:18,960 你快拉稀了 1088 00:45:19,540 --> 00:45:20,420 谢谢 1089 00:45:20,670 --> 00:45:21,830 我谢谢你 1090 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:22,290 我原来 1091 00:45:22,290 --> 00:45:24,540 光指望着男朋友能记住我的日子 1092 00:45:24,540 --> 00:45:25,710 根本不可能 1093 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,540 我应该指望自己的孩子 1094 00:45:27,540 --> 00:45:28,630 亲生的孩子 1095 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,960 你把你的日子告诉我吧 1096 00:45:33,580 --> 00:45:35,790 我宣布你是我最好的朋友 1097 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,250 至于吗 1098 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,170 我第一次来例假的时候 1099 00:45:40,170 --> 00:45:41,330 被我妈骂了一顿 1100 00:45:41,670 --> 00:45:42,500 为什么 1101 00:45:43,330 --> 00:45:44,420 是我的错 1102 00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:47,170 我把裤子沙发都弄脏了 也不能怪她 1103 00:45:47,170 --> 00:45:48,460 怎么是你的错 1104 00:45:48,460 --> 00:45:50,670 血又不是屎 怎么能弄脏呢 1105 00:45:50,670 --> 00:45:52,290 你妈不来例假吗 1106 00:45:52,540 --> 00:45:53,580 怎么说话呢 1107 00:45:54,290 --> 00:45:55,750 她就是有点洁癖 1108 00:45:55,750 --> 00:45:56,960 对我要求很高嘛 1109 00:45:58,750 --> 00:46:00,580 后来我就尽量不让自己来例假 1110 00:46:00,580 --> 00:46:01,880 就 吃药什么的 1111 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:02,460 你还吃药 1112 00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:03,330 还能吃药 1113 00:46:03,330 --> 00:46:04,330 逼你吃的 1114 00:46:04,330 --> 00:46:05,710 不 不是她逼我 1115 00:46:05,710 --> 00:46:07,330 我就是不想麻烦 1116 00:46:08,420 --> 00:46:09,710 不过她也一直不知道 1117 00:46:10,130 --> 00:46:11,250 她不知道 1118 00:46:11,250 --> 00:46:12,630 她不知道你不来例假了 1119 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:14,250 她很忙的 1120 00:46:14,250 --> 00:46:15,580 她比你忙多了 1121 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,170 而且那会儿谁会没事聊这些啊 1122 00:46:18,170 --> 00:46:19,750 这 这多见不得人啊 1123 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,540 她怎么能这样呢 1124 00:46:21,540 --> 00:46:22,960 这有什么见不得人了 1125 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,250 世界上有一半的人都会流血啊 1126 00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:25,790 对吧 1127 00:46:26,380 --> 00:46:27,750 是 那是那是 1128 00:46:27,830 --> 00:46:28,580 对啊 1129 00:46:28,830 --> 00:46:30,920 这么简单的事情 我到现在才知道 1130 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,210 这没什么大不了的 1131 00:46:32,460 --> 00:46:33,790 那你现在正常吗 1132 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,210 也有点素乱 1133 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:38,880 就是有时候半年来一次 1134 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,880 有时候一次来一个月这样 1135 00:46:41,210 --> 00:46:41,960 半年 1136 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:42,830 一个月 1137 00:46:42,830 --> 00:46:43,750 啊 1138 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,580 我们原来邻居家狗就这样 1139 00:46:46,210 --> 00:46:46,830 你可以了 1140 00:46:46,830 --> 00:46:47,630 狗也这样 1141 00:46:47,790 --> 00:46:48,460 你也可以了 1142 00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:49,710 我真不知道 1143 00:46:49,710 --> 00:46:50,750 你少说点吧你 1144 00:46:51,290 --> 00:46:52,880 你看你 你什么都懂 1145 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,880 我小时候跟个傻子一样 1146 00:46:55,250 --> 00:46:57,670 我想起我小时候没有女朋友的时候 1147 00:46:57,670 --> 00:47:00,130 我一直以为月经是蓝色的 1148 00:47:01,630 --> 00:47:03,130 广告里全是蓝色的 1149 00:47:03,130 --> 00:47:03,830 傻呀 1150 00:47:03,830 --> 00:47:05,460 你这是纯没常识 1151 00:47:05,460 --> 00:47:07,460 因为他妈去世了 1152 00:47:08,330 --> 00:47:10,080 小孩什么都知道 是不是 1153 00:47:10,830 --> 00:47:13,210 不知道有这样的妈和没有妈 1154 00:47:13,540 --> 00:47:14,630 哪个更惨了 1155 00:47:14,630 --> 00:47:15,710 还是她惨 他惨 1156 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,080 你惨 你惨 1157 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,960 你更惨 你更惨 1158 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,750 至少我第一次的时候没人骂我呀 1159 00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:21,830 你也来例假 1160 00:47:22,330 --> 00:47:23,630 这以后教你啊 1161 00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,000 你们喝一个呀 1162 00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:28,880 来来来 喝一个 1163 00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:30,670 来 来小孩 1164 00:47:30,670 --> 00:47:32,790 我妈要是死了我会哭死 1165 00:47:33,170 --> 00:47:34,080 死不了 1166 00:47:36,630 --> 00:47:38,210 那你是怎么活下来的 1167 00:47:42,170 --> 00:47:45,170 打鼓啊 弹琴啊 唱歌 1168 00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,380 就这 1169 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,460 当然肯定不光这些了 1170 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,040 但是 1171 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,500 要真没这些 1172 00:47:53,630 --> 00:47:55,210 还真不知道怎么活过来 1173 00:47:57,670 --> 00:47:58,920 那我也要学 1174 00:48:00,130 --> 00:48:01,130 你认真的 1175 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:04,670 敬你 1176 00:48:10,830 --> 00:48:12,630 小点声 人里面还吃着呢 1177 00:48:12,630 --> 00:48:13,790 没事吧 帮我拿着 1178 00:48:13,790 --> 00:48:15,250 她没事 我帮你抱小孩吧 1179 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:17,790 不合适 1180 00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:19,290 那包给我吧 1181 00:48:21,790 --> 00:48:22,710 先 先叫车 1182 00:48:23,710 --> 00:48:24,500 人家包 1183 00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:25,540 没事 里面有纸 1184 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:27,380 怎么喝这么多呀 1185 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,380 我今天可以睡这儿吗 1186 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,170 行 你等一下 1187 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,080 桑蚕丝的 1188 00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:51,210 我都不舍得穿 1189 00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:52,830 洗个澡再穿啊 1190 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,670 熬夜保护眼睛呢 1191 00:49:09,130 --> 00:49:10,750 我是不是很没用 1192 00:49:13,380 --> 00:49:14,750 只是有点缺爱 1193 00:49:15,540 --> 00:49:17,250 我妈没有不爱我 1194 00:49:17,250 --> 00:49:18,380 我没这么说 1195 00:49:23,130 --> 00:49:25,000 我妈难道不爱我吗 1196 00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:27,500 不是 1197 00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,750 只是她的方式不太对 1198 00:49:34,540 --> 00:49:37,170 没有妈妈会不爱自己的孩子对吧 1199 00:49:39,830 --> 00:49:41,420 嗯 1200 00:50:01,170 --> 00:50:02,540 这是你爸送的 1201 00:50:03,380 --> 00:50:05,130 那他自己怎么不装呀 1202 00:50:05,540 --> 00:50:06,540 他不会装 1203 00:50:06,540 --> 00:50:07,960 他啥都不会 1204 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:09,670 这是你妈的新闻奖 1205 00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:11,210 我可以拿吗 1206 00:50:11,210 --> 00:50:12,580 你崇拜你妈吗 1207 00:50:14,670 --> 00:50:15,630 我也崇拜 1208 00:50:15,630 --> 00:50:17,210 在急诊室按紧急按钮 1209 00:50:45,790 --> 00:50:48,790 在急诊室按 紧急按钮 1210 00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,210 怎么还要出差啊 1211 00:51:13,210 --> 00:51:14,790 你这不废话吗 1212 00:51:14,790 --> 00:51:16,040 就咱们这个号 1213 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,630 出差费用都会报销 放心 1214 00:51:17,630 --> 00:51:18,420 我可以去吗 1215 00:51:18,420 --> 00:51:19,460 我想去学习 1216 00:51:19,460 --> 00:51:20,040 去 1217 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:21,330 你少来少来 1218 00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:23,290 我不是在乎钱 1219 00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:25,960 主要是咱们费劲巴拉写了半天 1220 00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:27,170 还不一定能发得出来 1221 00:51:27,170 --> 00:51:28,040 何必呢 1222 00:51:28,420 --> 00:51:30,040 你不是都放弃幻想了吗 1223 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:32,040 我是 可她们还年轻 1224 00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,170 干嘛也要这样 1225 00:51:33,330 --> 00:51:34,540 你不觉得很残忍吗 1226 00:51:34,540 --> 00:51:35,540 写了发不出来 1227 00:51:35,540 --> 00:51:36,380 那不更残忍 1228 00:51:36,380 --> 00:51:37,960 不 我愿意承受 1229 00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,250 号承受不了 1230 00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:40,540 不至于 不行不行 1231 00:51:40,540 --> 00:51:41,670 哎呀行的行的 1232 00:51:41,670 --> 00:51:43,170 除非你也别做编辑了 1233 00:51:44,420 --> 00:51:45,500 你也得写稿 1234 00:51:45,670 --> 00:51:48,540 我觉得单亲妈妈那系列就挺适合你的 1235 00:51:48,540 --> 00:51:50,460 你不是觉得之前写太惨了吗 1236 00:51:50,460 --> 00:51:52,040 那就写一篇你自己呗 1237 00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,580 一个多么快乐强大 1238 00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:55,080 精力充沛的单亲妈妈 1239 00:51:56,170 --> 00:51:56,790 不是 1240 00:51:56,790 --> 00:51:58,380 我什么时候精力充沛了 1241 00:51:58,380 --> 00:51:59,130 你精力最充沛 1242 00:51:59,130 --> 00:52:00,170 谁让你那么爱当妈 1243 00:52:00,580 --> 00:52:01,960 你这人说话 1244 00:52:11,830 --> 00:52:12,960 这声不对 1245 00:52:20,210 --> 00:52:21,330 是你头不对 1246 00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:22,830 那你磕 1247 00:52:22,830 --> 00:52:24,460 我头也不对 1248 00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:30,960 不对 很无聊 1249 00:52:31,420 --> 00:52:32,330 怎么就不对呢 1250 00:52:32,330 --> 00:52:33,290 不就是磕头吗 1251 00:52:33,290 --> 00:52:35,420 是磕头 但不要磕头那个音 1252 00:52:35,670 --> 00:52:37,000 要不我磕一个 1253 00:52:37,750 --> 00:52:38,540 你来 1254 00:52:49,710 --> 00:52:50,710 我听一下 1255 00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:57,960 哇 我的头好好听啊 1256 00:52:59,460 --> 00:53:01,080 我妈说等会儿来吃饭 1257 00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,080 她好不容易有空做饭 1258 00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:03,960 老师拜拜 1259 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:05,460 拜拜 1260 00:53:10,330 --> 00:53:11,250 我能去吃吗 1261 00:53:12,630 --> 00:53:14,460 你配不上铁梅 我劝你放弃 1262 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,210 我就吃个饭 1263 00:53:16,210 --> 00:53:17,500 怎么就配不上了呢 1264 00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:18,750 你想吃的是饭吗 1265 00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:19,880 你别跟我装蒜 1266 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,420 我有那么差吗 1267 00:53:22,830 --> 00:53:24,210 比她那前夫强吧 1268 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:25,880 她前夫听话懂事 1269 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:26,880 身材好皮肤好 1270 00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:27,880 还会防晒 1271 00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:29,500 我也 1272 00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:30,880 听话懂事啊 1273 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:32,880 我也买防晒 1274 00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:36,380 是不是因为你缺乏母爱啊 1275 00:53:36,540 --> 00:53:38,460 你两个前女友全是单亲妈妈 1276 00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:41,170 那我跟她们好的时候我也 1277 00:53:41,170 --> 00:53:42,960 不知道她们是妈呀 1278 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:43,960 我跟你们说多少次了 1279 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:44,880 我没这癖好 1280 00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:46,130 没这癖好 1281 00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:48,040 缺乏父爱 1282 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:49,170 对 1283 00:53:49,170 --> 00:53:51,130 我把她当父亲一样爱 行吗 1284 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:53,040 对了 你爸给我打电话了 1285 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:53,790 要你微信 1286 00:53:54,130 --> 00:53:55,380 拉黑他 1287 00:53:56,420 --> 00:53:57,750 拉黑他 1288 00:53:59,380 --> 00:54:00,920 虽然他不是个东西吧 1289 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:01,880 但是 1290 00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:05,130 你是怎么做到的 1291 00:54:05,130 --> 00:54:06,000 这么绝情 1292 00:54:06,420 --> 00:54:07,540 这么 1293 00:54:07,540 --> 00:54:08,500 自由 1294 00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:10,630 什么也没法绑架你 1295 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,880 那是因为我拒绝绑架 1296 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:14,500 所以我相对自由 1297 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:18,710 反正你离铁梅远点 1298 00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:21,460 我怎么觉得她会喜欢我这样的人呢 1299 00:54:21,460 --> 00:54:22,460 你哪样啊 1300 00:54:22,460 --> 00:54:24,290 和父权决裂的废物 1301 00:54:24,790 --> 00:54:26,080 我都跟父权决裂了 1302 00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,540 我还能是废物 1303 00:54:31,170 --> 00:54:32,130 来 1304 00:54:32,130 --> 00:54:33,040 就这声 1305 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,000 就这声 1306 00:54:39,540 --> 00:54:40,670 那你带我去啊 1307 00:54:42,830 --> 00:54:43,830 我要不要 1308 00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:45,540 要不去你家拿瓶酒吧 1309 00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,040 拿啥呀 她不喝酒 1310 00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:50,210 那我下楼去买点水果 1311 00:54:50,210 --> 00:54:51,960 她家最不缺水果了 1312 00:54:54,670 --> 00:54:56,040 我还没做呢 1313 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,080 我我我 1314 00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:57,920 我帮你 1315 00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:58,790 我 1316 00:54:59,330 --> 00:55:00,080 会做饭 1317 00:55:00,540 --> 00:55:01,460 来吧 1318 00:55:08,540 --> 00:55:09,830 你那表得摘呀 1319 00:55:12,670 --> 00:55:13,710 我帮你 1320 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,080 你之前是调查记者啊 1321 00:55:26,420 --> 00:55:27,420 几年前了 1322 00:55:28,460 --> 00:55:29,420 看了你的报道 1323 00:55:29,420 --> 00:55:32,420 我发现我对现实好像有误会 1324 00:55:32,670 --> 00:55:33,920 什么误会 1325 00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:35,580 就是 1326 00:55:35,630 --> 00:55:36,920 现实这事吧 1327 00:55:37,710 --> 00:55:39,540 它有时候看上去特荒诞 1328 00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:41,290 也不符合常识 1329 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,750 但其实呢 它背后又是有原因的 1330 00:55:45,460 --> 00:55:48,460 所以可能还真是需要 你这样的人 1331 00:55:48,460 --> 00:55:50,250 去把那个原因找出来 1332 00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:56,580 那你怎么不干了呢 1333 00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:58,000 我腻了 1334 00:55:58,790 --> 00:55:59,960 明白 1335 00:55:59,960 --> 00:56:01,710 而且太忙了也没法带小孩 1336 00:56:01,710 --> 00:56:03,170 再忙我都带得很好 1337 00:56:04,710 --> 00:56:05,540 我 我不是 1338 00:56:05,540 --> 00:56:06,920 我不是那个意思啊 是挺好的 1339 00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,420 我就觉得有点可惜 1340 00:56:08,580 --> 00:56:10,210 你可惜什么呀 1341 00:56:10,210 --> 00:56:11,420 不做记者的人多了 1342 00:56:11,420 --> 00:56:12,710 做不了的也多了 1343 00:56:12,830 --> 00:56:14,580 为什么我放弃就要可惜 1344 00:56:15,460 --> 00:56:16,710 难道我不知道吗 1345 00:56:16,710 --> 00:56:17,960 难道我想吗 1346 00:56:19,290 --> 00:56:20,210 对不起啊 1347 00:56:20,830 --> 00:56:21,710 明白了 1348 00:56:21,710 --> 00:56:22,830 明白啥了 1349 00:56:24,580 --> 00:56:25,920 明白 1350 00:56:26,670 --> 00:56:29,960 好多事我好像也没那么明白 1351 00:56:38,670 --> 00:56:39,710 你帮我看一下吧 1352 00:56:39,710 --> 00:56:41,290 那个 买哪个鼓好 1353 00:56:41,710 --> 00:56:43,330 你 别买鼓了吧 1354 00:56:43,330 --> 00:56:45,420 我正好我家里有一套闲置的 1355 00:56:45,420 --> 00:56:46,040 还挺新的 1356 00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,460 你要不先给小孩先练练 1357 00:56:47,710 --> 00:56:48,540 不用不用 1358 00:56:49,290 --> 00:56:51,880 真的 你真没必要浪费这钱 1359 00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:53,960 我那套搁家里我还嫌占地方呢 1360 00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:56,420 你 你会不会啊 1361 00:56:56,420 --> 00:56:57,830 你这不行 1362 00:56:57,830 --> 00:56:59,210 你这太湿了 1363 00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:01,420 多加点来 1364 00:57:02,460 --> 00:57:03,420 不是 我来吧 1365 00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:04,670 我来我来 我来吧我来吧 1366 00:57:04,670 --> 00:57:05,170 没事 我来 1367 00:57:05,170 --> 00:57:06,540 没事没事 我来吧 1368 00:57:07,540 --> 00:57:08,420 使点劲儿 1369 00:57:16,580 --> 00:57:18,080 你可能没有才艺 1370 00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:19,330 也不是富二代 1371 00:57:19,460 --> 00:57:21,130 但你是一个写作的天才 1372 00:57:21,130 --> 00:57:22,290 老师希望你多写写 1373 00:57:22,290 --> 00:57:23,670 我很喜欢 1374 00:57:24,210 --> 00:57:25,960 你老师说得没错啊 1375 00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,250 你是一个写作天才 你知道吗 1376 00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:29,460 你妈知道吗 1377 00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:30,790 她老夸我 1378 00:57:30,790 --> 00:57:32,210 我都不信了 1379 00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:35,080 你有点身在福中不知福了啊 1380 00:57:35,710 --> 00:57:37,460 你妈不夸你吗 1381 00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:39,080 从来没有 1382 00:57:39,420 --> 00:57:40,960 一句也没有 1383 00:57:41,580 --> 00:57:43,460 不夸你眼睛大吗 1384 00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:46,790 她说 1385 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:48,580 你眼晴大得瘆人 1386 00:57:48,580 --> 00:57:50,500 你是不是对我有意见 1387 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:52,830 我把你养这么大 你还有什么不满意的 1388 00:57:52,830 --> 00:57:54,830 你要是再敢这么看我 小心我抽你 1389 00:57:56,250 --> 00:57:57,670 你是不是她捡的 1390 00:57:57,670 --> 00:57:58,790 可惜不是 1391 00:57:59,630 --> 00:58:01,880 因为我眼睛跟我妈长得一模一样 1392 00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:03,290 她也是那么看我爸的 1393 00:58:03,290 --> 00:58:04,790 然后我爸就把她暴打一顿 1394 00:58:04,790 --> 00:58:05,880 连我一起打 1395 00:58:06,130 --> 00:58:07,170 她也很可怜 1396 00:58:08,420 --> 00:58:09,790 你这么惨啊 1397 00:58:10,670 --> 00:58:13,380 没事 那都是很早之前的事情了 1398 00:58:13,670 --> 00:58:15,130 后来我就跑出来了 1399 00:58:15,130 --> 00:58:16,790 你看我现在不是很好吗 1400 00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:22,290 你的眼睛很美很亮 1401 00:58:22,290 --> 00:58:24,040 我喜欢你看我 1402 00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:26,330 你怎么看我都没事 1403 00:58:46,710 --> 00:58:48,710 你的眼泪也很好吃 1404 00:58:50,670 --> 00:58:51,960 不咸吗 1405 00:58:52,580 --> 00:58:53,500 咸 1406 00:58:54,290 --> 00:58:55,170 我尝尝 1407 00:59:05,420 --> 00:59:06,210 快写吧 1408 00:59:09,460 --> 00:59:09,880 面好了 1409 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:10,960 妈妈你真好 1410 00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,630 从来没有打过我 1411 00:59:12,630 --> 00:59:13,750 我也打过 1412 00:59:13,750 --> 00:59:15,500 只是你那时候小 你不记得了 1413 00:59:16,210 --> 00:59:18,250 你家这是有个刀削面机器人啊 1414 00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:18,960 好厉害啊 1415 00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:20,630 我妈会做一百零八种面 1416 00:59:20,630 --> 00:59:22,540 就像法国奶酪有一百多种一样 1417 00:59:22,540 --> 00:59:24,080 我们山西的面也有 1418 00:59:24,210 --> 00:59:26,130 我就觉得山西很像法国 1419 00:59:26,130 --> 00:59:27,630 我之前还在山西留学过呢 1420 00:59:27,630 --> 00:59:28,380 学啥了 1421 00:59:28,630 --> 00:59:30,790 学会了对生活充满质疑 1422 00:59:30,790 --> 00:59:32,170 吃了 咋了 1423 00:59:32,170 --> 00:59:32,790 干啥了 1424 00:59:32,790 --> 00:59:35,000 是了 是了 1425 00:59:38,710 --> 00:59:40,460 给你买的搬家礼物 1426 00:59:40,710 --> 00:59:42,040 没事可以锻炼一下 1427 00:59:42,330 --> 00:59:43,960 这玩意是旧的吧 1428 00:59:44,210 --> 00:59:45,330 手套是新的 1429 00:59:45,330 --> 00:59:46,580 爸爸我在学打鼓了 1430 00:59:46,580 --> 00:59:48,040 他们是中国最好的乐队 1431 00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:49,540 你是中国最好的小孩 1432 00:59:49,540 --> 00:59:50,790 我是中国最好的爸爸 1433 00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:51,830 你好 爸爸 1434 00:59:55,130 --> 00:59:56,250 你和面了 1435 00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,540 你跟铁梅一起和面了 1436 00:59:59,210 --> 01:00:00,670 不是只有我才可以跟你一起和面吗 1437 01:00:00,670 --> 01:00:01,880 当然不是了 1438 01:00:02,330 --> 01:00:03,290 咱们吃咱们吃 1439 01:00:04,750 --> 01:00:05,790 你坐主位啊 1440 01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:18,040 你吃不了这么多吧 1441 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:18,960 我帮你分一点 1442 01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:25,040 宝贝 1443 01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:25,960 嗯 1444 01:00:45,170 --> 01:00:46,790 爸爸你哭了 1445 01:00:49,170 --> 01:00:50,250 我是过敏了 1446 01:00:50,250 --> 01:00:51,880 我对阿猫阿狗过敏 1447 01:00:54,790 --> 01:00:55,670 我有药 1448 01:00:56,790 --> 01:00:58,170 我对脏空气过敏 1449 01:00:58,420 --> 01:00:59,290 随身带着 1450 01:00:59,290 --> 01:01:00,630 来一粒 1451 01:01:03,420 --> 01:01:04,670 别吃多了 一粒 1452 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:05,790 没事 1453 01:01:05,830 --> 01:01:07,210 我还是来两个吧 1454 01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:12,500 还需要吗 1455 01:01:17,710 --> 01:01:19,000 他俩咋了 1456 01:01:19,750 --> 01:01:21,170 比拼男子气概 1457 01:01:21,170 --> 01:01:22,750 是什么东西 1458 01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:23,920 有毒的东西 1459 01:01:25,170 --> 01:01:26,790 要不你俩别吃面了 1460 01:01:30,170 --> 01:01:32,040 今天这面确实差点意思 1461 01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:33,630 我做的比较好吃 对不对 1462 01:01:34,630 --> 01:01:36,380 不知道 你就做过一次 1463 01:01:36,380 --> 01:01:38,130 还是因为我妈手骨折了 1464 01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:40,250 面我做得少 因为我是南方人 1465 01:01:40,250 --> 01:01:42,380 但我给你做了那么多其他的饭呢 1466 01:01:42,380 --> 01:01:44,630 你小的时候都是我做饭做家务的 1467 01:01:44,630 --> 01:01:45,750 那时候你特别爱哭 1468 01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:47,040 死活不肯去幼儿园 1469 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,250 都是我在带的 1470 01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:49,540 不是说你没带啊 1471 01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:51,880 但确实是我带的比较多呀 1472 01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,250 爸爸 我是你亲生的吗 1473 01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:56,170 当然啊 1474 01:01:57,960 --> 01:01:59,920 那这不是你应该做的吗 1475 01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,790 不是每个人都能像你爸爸这样 1476 01:02:03,790 --> 01:02:04,880 你回去问问你同学 1477 01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:06,420 很多人爸爸都不管的 1478 01:02:07,290 --> 01:02:09,170 还有爸爸暴打妈妈的呢 1479 01:02:09,420 --> 01:02:11,040 对啊 太多了 1480 01:02:11,420 --> 01:02:13,130 他们根本就不爱自己的孩子 1481 01:02:13,130 --> 01:02:14,290 他们也不配有孩子 1482 01:02:14,290 --> 01:02:16,170 你为什么要跟他们比呢 1483 01:02:18,750 --> 01:02:20,290 你已经算不错的了 1484 01:02:20,290 --> 01:02:21,250 是吧 1485 01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:24,170 我告诉你 我现在更加不错 1486 01:02:24,170 --> 01:02:25,790 我们分开之后我一直在学习 1487 01:02:25,790 --> 01:02:26,540 在进步 1488 01:02:26,540 --> 01:02:28,670 我现在都知道什么是结构性压迫了 1489 01:02:30,750 --> 01:02:31,790 你知道吗 1490 01:02:31,790 --> 01:02:33,290 我们是既得利益者 1491 01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,920 我们已经占据了太多性别红利了 1492 01:02:36,540 --> 01:02:38,130 是的 我们都有原罪 1493 01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:41,290 你怎么知道的 1494 01:02:41,290 --> 01:02:42,420 你从哪儿学的 1495 01:02:42,670 --> 01:02:43,920 你也教他了 1496 01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:45,920 我自己也有在学习 1497 01:02:48,420 --> 01:02:50,250 你看过几本上野千鹤子 1498 01:02:50,250 --> 01:02:52,000 我看了王铁梅的所有报道 1499 01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:58,040 爸 我再去帮你拿点蒜 1500 01:02:58,040 --> 01:02:59,040 别拿了 1501 01:03:01,670 --> 01:03:02,920 你嘚瑟什么呀你 1502 01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:04,420 离婚不是你提的吗 1503 01:03:05,790 --> 01:03:07,040 你连这都告诉她了 1504 01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:08,290 是有人觉得在家带孩子 1505 01:03:08,290 --> 01:03:09,670 被人瞧不起啊 1506 01:03:09,670 --> 01:03:11,170 嫌我管他 给他当妈 1507 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:12,540 思想还是落后 1508 01:03:12,540 --> 01:03:13,080 嗯 1509 01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:14,540 男人不是天生的 1510 01:03:14,540 --> 01:03:16,250 是后天塑造出来的 1511 01:03:16,790 --> 01:03:18,880 之前我被世俗观念绑架了 1512 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:20,920 我被传统的性别分工给束缚了 1513 01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:22,710 我认为男人就应该搞事业 1514 01:03:22,710 --> 01:03:24,210 但现在我知道了 1515 01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:26,080 我就是喜欢家庭 1516 01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:27,500 我就是喜欢被人管 1517 01:03:27,750 --> 01:03:29,130 我都脱胎换骨了 1518 01:03:29,330 --> 01:03:30,540 你手术做好了 1519 01:03:30,790 --> 01:03:31,790 什么手术 1520 01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:33,130 做手术了 1521 01:03:33,540 --> 01:03:34,420 你得多吃点 1522 01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:35,920 白幼瘦的多不健康 1523 01:03:37,460 --> 01:03:38,630 爸爸吃蒜 1524 01:03:40,170 --> 01:03:40,790 算了吧 1525 01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:48,580 你就没有女鼓手的朋友吗 1526 01:03:48,580 --> 01:03:49,630 你知道现在的男老师 1527 01:03:49,630 --> 01:03:51,080 我还是有点不放心 1528 01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:52,750 有一个 1529 01:03:52,750 --> 01:03:53,710 还没放出来呢 1530 01:03:53,710 --> 01:03:54,960 明年差不多了 1531 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:56,710 我就是怕小孩等不了那么久 1532 01:03:56,830 --> 01:03:58,210 其他的呢 我也认识 1533 01:03:58,210 --> 01:03:59,460 就是没这么便宜 1534 01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:01,710 女鼓手这么少 1535 01:04:01,710 --> 01:04:03,250 女人的地位怎么提升呢 1536 01:04:03,250 --> 01:04:04,580 你们实在太不努力了 1537 01:04:04,580 --> 01:04:06,250 什么时候才能实现男女平等 1538 01:04:07,130 --> 01:04:08,290 我是女鼓手啊 1539 01:04:08,830 --> 01:04:09,380 对 1540 01:04:10,250 --> 01:04:11,830 竟然还要靠一个男老师 1541 01:04:11,830 --> 01:04:12,880 丢人 1542 01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:14,380 你不要挑起男女对立好吗 1543 01:04:14,380 --> 01:04:15,500 你不放心你就多管点 1544 01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:16,920 你带着上课啊 1545 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:18,290 我可以啊 1546 01:04:18,630 --> 01:04:20,250 宝贝 我带你去打拳 1547 01:04:20,250 --> 01:04:21,960 爸爸现在都是教练级别了 1548 01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:23,250 我不打拳 1549 01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:24,750 宝贝你不可以这样 1550 01:04:24,750 --> 01:04:25,580 你打鼓不打拳 1551 01:04:25,580 --> 01:04:27,380 我才是你亲爹啊 1552 01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:29,000 没事吧 1553 01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:30,750 没事没事 1554 01:04:30,750 --> 01:04:31,580 你这都湿了 1555 01:04:31,580 --> 01:04:32,630 你这脱了吧 1556 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:34,630 什么没湿 这么湿 1557 01:04:34,630 --> 01:04:35,710 赶紧脱了 1558 01:04:35,710 --> 01:04:36,630 铁梅你看 1559 01:04:36,630 --> 01:04:38,170 铁梅你看 你看多湿啊 1560 01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:40,130 你脱他衣服干什么呀 1561 01:04:40,130 --> 01:04:41,710 拿件新的吧 拿件干净的 1562 01:04:41,710 --> 01:04:42,500 擦擦吧 1563 01:04:42,630 --> 01:04:43,830 你别上手了 1564 01:04:45,710 --> 01:04:46,630 你快看啊 快看 1565 01:04:46,710 --> 01:04:47,420 来来来 谢谢 1566 01:04:47,420 --> 01:04:48,170 穿我的穿我的 1567 01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:01,750 不好意思 1568 01:05:02,630 --> 01:05:03,630 头发头发 1569 01:05:05,630 --> 01:05:07,380 其实打拳挺酷的 1570 01:05:07,460 --> 01:05:08,460 我就是不想打拳 1571 01:05:08,460 --> 01:05:09,880 一点也不淑女 1572 01:05:10,250 --> 01:05:11,080 谁教你的 1573 01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:11,960 土不土 1574 01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:13,500 淑女这个词早该淘汰了 1575 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:15,330 你是不是有喜欢的男生了 1576 01:05:15,330 --> 01:05:17,080 不可能 男生都很蠢 1577 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,790 我一辈子也不会喜欢的 1578 01:05:18,790 --> 01:05:20,460 我小时候也像你这么想 1579 01:05:20,460 --> 01:05:22,250 那是我不知道男生有多好玩 1580 01:05:24,130 --> 01:05:25,630 你是不是恋爱脑 1581 01:05:25,630 --> 01:05:26,250 她是 1582 01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:27,880 你不要学 1583 01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:29,580 我很不喜欢这个词哎 1584 01:05:29,580 --> 01:05:30,830 好像我是一个没有自由意志的 1585 01:05:30,830 --> 01:05:31,710 傻子一样 1586 01:05:31,710 --> 01:05:34,080 喜欢谈恋爱这事没错 1587 01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:35,380 但成年人的话 1588 01:05:35,380 --> 01:05:36,000 对吧 1589 01:05:36,130 --> 01:05:37,500 恋爱是两个人共同的决定 1590 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:38,250 一个人那叫 1591 01:05:38,250 --> 01:05:39,040 倒贴 1592 01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,290 那总会有一个爱得多 1593 01:05:40,290 --> 01:05:41,540 一个爱得少嘛 1594 01:05:41,540 --> 01:05:43,630 我只是更勇敢 更有爱的能力 1595 01:05:43,630 --> 01:05:44,540 能者多劳 1596 01:05:44,540 --> 01:05:45,420 快乐倒贴 1597 01:05:45,420 --> 01:05:46,540 快乐就好啊 1598 01:05:46,540 --> 01:05:47,920 我只是不想你受伤 1599 01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,580 那样你会很辛苦的 1600 01:05:49,580 --> 01:05:51,250 活着就已经很苦了呀 1601 01:05:51,250 --> 01:05:52,500 不爱我会更苦 1602 01:05:53,130 --> 01:05:55,130 我送你一本上野千鹤子的新书吧 1603 01:05:55,130 --> 01:05:56,250 上等快乐 1604 01:05:56,250 --> 01:05:57,210 快乐上等 1605 01:05:57,210 --> 01:05:58,080 你们干嘛呢 1606 01:05:58,080 --> 01:05:59,380 女权表演艺术家 1607 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:02,710 你喜欢他什么 1608 01:06:05,210 --> 01:06:06,710 他就像你一样啊 1609 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:08,080 他老夸我 1610 01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:10,000 让我觉得我自己很棒很棒 1611 01:06:12,830 --> 01:06:13,710 小孩 1612 01:06:14,170 --> 01:06:15,830 你知道你有多棒吧 1613 01:06:15,830 --> 01:06:18,380 我们平时夸你的 你都要牢记在心 1614 01:06:18,710 --> 01:06:19,580 跟爸爸去打拳吧 1615 01:06:19,710 --> 01:06:21,460 我不打拳 她不想打拳 1616 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:25,830 你放手吧 我来 1617 01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:27,330 我来吧 你放手 1618 01:06:48,630 --> 01:06:49,750 你不走吗 1619 01:06:49,750 --> 01:06:50,750 我叫车 1620 01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:53,130 去哪儿 我送你吧 1621 01:06:55,250 --> 01:06:56,130 添麻烦了 不行 1622 01:06:56,130 --> 01:06:57,380 我还有事 拜拜 1623 01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:21,880 我 1624 01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:23,500 不忙的时候开着玩的 1625 01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:25,500 嗯 1626 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:29,420 你平时都打专车 1627 01:07:30,750 --> 01:07:31,380 嗯 1628 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:33,130 快车太臭 1629 01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:34,880 除非女司机 1630 01:07:36,210 --> 01:07:37,250 那我呢 1631 01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:42,130 你是香的 1632 01:07:47,830 --> 01:07:48,960 你衣服记得还我啊 1633 01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:50,250 铁梅买给我的 1634 01:07:51,130 --> 01:07:51,920 噢 1635 01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:57,460 不是现在 1636 01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:04,960 老师 是出国游还是国内游呢 1637 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:05,880 都可以 1638 01:08:06,630 --> 01:08:08,460 是欧洲还是美洲 1639 01:08:08,630 --> 01:08:10,080 去大洋洲也行啊 1640 01:08:10,630 --> 01:08:12,210 是跟团还是自助 1641 01:08:12,330 --> 01:08:13,630 都可以 1642 01:08:13,630 --> 01:08:14,750 你们如果有照片呢 1643 01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:15,960 就多放一点照片 1644 01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:17,500 做成简报的形式 1645 01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:18,210 明白了吗 1646 01:08:18,210 --> 01:08:19,380 明白了 1647 01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:20,880 张老师说了 1648 01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:22,750 乐队的同学赶紧去排练室 1649 01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:25,130 其他同学抓紧时间回家做作业 1650 01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:29,630 我写去新西兰还是澳大利亚呢 1651 01:08:30,130 --> 01:08:31,960 因为我是顺路去的 1652 01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:33,500 感觉都没玩好 1653 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:34,830 老在坐车 1654 01:08:34,830 --> 01:08:35,830 坐车也去不到 1655 01:08:35,830 --> 01:08:37,460 中间还有个太平洋呢 1656 01:08:37,460 --> 01:08:39,380 你懂个屁 1657 01:08:39,380 --> 01:08:41,380 闻闻 你写什么 1658 01:08:41,710 --> 01:08:43,710 他们说的 我都没去过 1659 01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:46,000 我就去过日本 1660 01:08:46,210 --> 01:08:48,130 每次放假都是去日本 1661 01:08:48,380 --> 01:08:50,380 我一点也不喜欢泡温泉 1662 01:08:50,380 --> 01:08:51,250 你呢 1663 01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:54,250 我可能写法国吧 1664 01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:57,210 但小时候去的有点记不住了 1665 01:08:57,210 --> 01:08:58,080 法国很好啊 1666 01:08:58,080 --> 01:08:59,750 我一直都很想去呢 1667 01:09:10,420 --> 01:09:11,250 不好意思 1668 01:09:11,540 --> 01:09:12,790 是不是等很久啊 1669 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:14,080 没有 1670 01:09:14,330 --> 01:09:15,460 你特忙吧 1671 01:09:15,460 --> 01:09:16,880 还好有俩小时 1672 01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:17,830 够吗 1673 01:09:18,330 --> 01:09:19,250 够 够 1674 01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:34,750 快了 1675 01:09:38,710 --> 01:09:39,880 还是让我来吧 1676 01:09:40,420 --> 01:09:41,670 你肯定不如我会 1677 01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:43,210 加氟我都会 1678 01:09:45,130 --> 01:09:47,500 那 家电方面有没有你不会的 1679 01:09:49,580 --> 01:09:51,960 我找男的不是为了让他给我干活的 1680 01:09:52,170 --> 01:09:53,040 那为什么 1681 01:09:54,830 --> 01:09:55,750 你觉得呢 1682 01:09:58,210 --> 01:09:59,830 那 我行不行 1683 01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:03,130 你是小孩老师 1684 01:10:03,130 --> 01:10:04,380 传出去不好 1685 01:10:04,670 --> 01:10:06,330 好像我饥不择食一样 1686 01:10:10,330 --> 01:10:12,000 那要不传出去呢 1687 01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:15,250 那好像我干什么见不得人的事了 1688 01:10:15,580 --> 01:10:16,710 是吧 1689 01:10:18,210 --> 01:10:19,880 你好 我带女儿看一下眼睛 1690 01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:20,920 好 请问有预约吗 1691 01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:22,920 没有 这边填写一下基础信息 1692 01:10:24,670 --> 01:10:26,580 我今天能当一天你的妈妈吗 1693 01:10:27,630 --> 01:10:28,330 当到几点 1694 01:10:28,330 --> 01:10:29,830 我还要写作业呢 1695 01:10:30,540 --> 01:10:31,500 七点 1696 01:10:32,460 --> 01:10:33,500 好吧 1697 01:10:34,250 --> 01:10:35,460 对 不用紧张 1698 01:10:35,460 --> 01:10:37,330 盯住正前方的红点 1699 01:10:41,790 --> 01:10:43,920 你怎么还把孩子带我这儿来了 1700 01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:44,790 疯了 1701 01:10:45,330 --> 01:10:47,500 因为你是这儿最好的医生啊 1702 01:10:47,540 --> 01:10:48,630 我都问过了 1703 01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:52,670 行 我一定给孩子好好看 1704 01:10:52,670 --> 01:10:54,670 但亲爱的 这样真的不好 1705 01:10:55,580 --> 01:10:56,460 你想多了 1706 01:10:56,460 --> 01:10:58,250 我真的只是为了看医生 1707 01:11:00,670 --> 01:11:02,420 一会儿我也给你做个检查吧 1708 01:11:03,670 --> 01:11:05,000 来都来了 1709 01:11:20,250 --> 01:11:21,130 我带了 1710 01:11:21,630 --> 01:11:22,790 不是 1711 01:11:22,960 --> 01:11:24,330 你撕我衣服干嘛 1712 01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:27,790 你怎么不撕你自己的呢 1713 01:11:29,130 --> 01:11:31,250 这是我最喜欢的内衣 很贵的 1714 01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:34,500 我 我不知道 1715 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:35,380 对不起啊 1716 01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:37,540 我以为这是可以撕的 1717 01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:39,250 我看片儿里都在撕 1718 01:11:39,250 --> 01:11:40,920 片儿都是男的意淫拍的 1719 01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:42,500 根本就没有征求过女人意见 1720 01:11:45,210 --> 01:11:46,380 那有人确实也喜欢 1721 01:11:46,380 --> 01:11:47,750 不代表我就喜欢 1722 01:11:49,380 --> 01:11:51,630 那我要突然停下来问你能不能撕 1723 01:11:51,630 --> 01:11:53,380 不也挺破坏气氛的吗 1724 01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:55,250 气氛不会被礼貌破坏 1725 01:11:55,250 --> 01:11:56,670 只会被不礼貌破坏 1726 01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:01,380 行了 还好没继续 1727 01:12:02,210 --> 01:12:04,130 不知道你还从片儿里学了点什么东西 1728 01:12:06,830 --> 01:12:08,250 对不起 那我 1729 01:12:08,250 --> 01:12:08,960 我走了 1730 01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:12,960 回来 1731 01:12:20,210 --> 01:12:21,670 以后不要撕就好了 1732 01:12:23,460 --> 01:12:24,960 要给年轻人机会 1733 01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:32,130 怎么现在才来啊 1734 01:12:32,130 --> 01:12:34,380 再这么发展下去 容易高度近视 1735 01:12:34,380 --> 01:12:35,380 她还这么小呢 1736 01:12:35,630 --> 01:12:37,130 她平时不怎么玩平板 1737 01:12:37,130 --> 01:12:38,750 也不让她看手机啊 1738 01:12:38,750 --> 01:12:39,960 上网课上的 1739 01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:41,250 很多小孩都是 1740 01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:43,750 还有 看书跟看电子产品 1741 01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:45,500 对眼晴影响是一样的 1742 01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:48,040 她平时是不是特别愿意看书啊 1743 01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:49,250 你看现在还在看 1744 01:12:52,380 --> 01:12:53,750 不许再看书了 1745 01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:55,170 你给我起来 起来 1746 01:12:55,250 --> 01:12:56,130 看这植物 1747 01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:58,880 往远看 看那儿绿的 1748 01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:00,630 哪儿有绿的 1749 01:13:00,630 --> 01:13:01,750 就那个呀 1750 01:13:01,830 --> 01:13:02,500 绿的 1751 01:13:05,130 --> 01:13:06,250 别这么紧张 1752 01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:07,380 没事的 1753 01:13:08,290 --> 01:13:09,880 她爸爸是不是近视很严重 1754 01:13:11,750 --> 01:13:13,000 因为你不近视啊 1755 01:13:13,830 --> 01:13:14,830 噢 1756 01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:18,210 她应该还有家族遗传的高度近视 1757 01:13:20,250 --> 01:13:21,290 怎么办 1758 01:13:21,710 --> 01:13:22,540 都怪我 1759 01:13:22,540 --> 01:13:23,460 我太不负责了 1760 01:13:23,460 --> 01:13:24,960 我每天都在干什么呀我 1761 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:26,580 好了 别这么自责 1762 01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:29,630 是 现在发现得有点晚 1763 01:13:29,830 --> 01:13:31,460 但现在重视起来还来得及 1764 01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:34,960 你也别太自责了 1765 01:13:35,630 --> 01:13:37,210 虽然发现得是有一点晚 1766 01:13:37,210 --> 01:13:39,960 但是现在重视起来也还是来得及的 1767 01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:42,500 医生说了 她就是上网课上的 1768 01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:43,630 你不知道现在的小孩子 1769 01:13:43,630 --> 01:13:44,960 谢谢你啊 天天 1770 01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:46,170 真的谢谢你 1771 01:13:46,630 --> 01:13:47,790 但我是她妈 1772 01:13:47,790 --> 01:13:49,670 应该我带她去看医生 1773 01:13:50,210 --> 01:13:51,710 我是看你忙 1774 01:13:51,710 --> 01:13:53,130 我正好也很闲嘛 1775 01:13:54,250 --> 01:13:55,790 你还写作业 1776 01:13:55,790 --> 01:13:57,170 你别写作业了 1777 01:13:57,790 --> 01:13:58,670 怪我 这事儿怪我 1778 01:13:58,670 --> 01:14:00,080 对不起 我不是那个意思 1779 01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:01,210 我怪我自己 1780 01:14:01,210 --> 01:14:01,960 是我对不起你 1781 01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:03,130 你不知道我不是什么好东西 1782 01:14:03,130 --> 01:14:04,830 我才不是什么好东西 1783 01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:34,130 你最近鼓打得怎么样啊 1784 01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:35,380 挺好的 1785 01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:38,420 你觉得那小马怎么样 1786 01:14:38,790 --> 01:14:39,750 挺好的 1787 01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:43,170 你妈是不是喜欢他呀 1788 01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:44,920 跟你有啥关系 1789 01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:47,380 我是你爸呀 1790 01:14:47,380 --> 01:14:48,670 对啊 你又不是她爸 1791 01:14:48,670 --> 01:14:49,630 管她干啥 1792 01:14:51,170 --> 01:14:52,380 不是要管她 1793 01:14:52,380 --> 01:14:53,920 我是怕你会难过 1794 01:14:54,290 --> 01:14:55,380 我为什么会难过 1795 01:14:55,380 --> 01:14:56,790 这是大人的事 1796 01:14:56,920 --> 01:14:58,040 喜欢谁是她的自由 1797 01:14:58,040 --> 01:14:59,170 又不影响我 1798 01:15:01,170 --> 01:15:02,290 有道理啊 1799 01:15:02,670 --> 01:15:03,920 你妈跟你说的 1800 01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:06,750 你之前不是谈了个女朋友吗 1801 01:15:06,750 --> 01:15:08,500 妈妈说 不管爸爸喜欢谁 1802 01:15:08,540 --> 01:15:10,040 都不影响他爱我 1803 01:15:12,420 --> 01:15:13,790 当然 1804 01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:15,420 不过我已经跟她分手了 1805 01:15:15,420 --> 01:15:16,420 为什么 1806 01:15:17,290 --> 01:15:19,420 不是所有女人都能像你妈那样 1807 01:15:19,420 --> 01:15:20,790 不在乎一个男人有没有钱 1808 01:15:20,790 --> 01:15:21,790 有没有事业 1809 01:15:22,420 --> 01:15:24,420 当然啊 这不是女人的错 1810 01:15:24,420 --> 01:15:25,670 也不是男人的错 1811 01:15:26,170 --> 01:15:27,420 那是谁的错 1812 01:15:29,420 --> 01:15:30,880 结构性问题 1813 01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:32,290 对你来说还有点深奥 1814 01:15:34,380 --> 01:15:35,750 你还吃不吃了 1815 01:15:36,540 --> 01:15:38,670 这太油了 我要保持身材的 1816 01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:41,420 那你让我吃 1817 01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:43,880 我就不保持身材啦 1818 01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:44,920 你不是爱吃吗 1819 01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:47,170 你说你妈不让你吃 我才带你来的呀 1820 01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:52,250 再给我来俩冰激凌 1821 01:15:52,670 --> 01:15:53,750 行 1822 01:15:53,750 --> 01:15:55,040 我今天豁出去了啊 1823 01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,290 不是给你点的 1824 01:16:13,580 --> 01:16:14,290 走啊 1825 01:16:18,670 --> 01:16:20,880 你平时会撒谎吗 1826 01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:25,670 人人都会撒谎的呀 1827 01:16:26,130 --> 01:16:28,130 因为我们活在这个世界上 1828 01:16:28,130 --> 01:16:30,630 它就是会有一些善意的谎言啊 1829 01:16:30,750 --> 01:16:32,420 或者是一些迫不得已 1830 01:16:32,420 --> 01:16:34,290 你不是为了去伤害谁的 1831 01:16:35,540 --> 01:16:36,170 哦 1832 01:16:36,580 --> 01:16:37,710 为什么问我这个 1833 01:16:38,670 --> 01:16:41,420 我要是撒谎你能看出来吗 1834 01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:43,540 那得看是什么谎 1835 01:16:43,540 --> 01:16:44,880 你先撒一个我看看 1836 01:16:45,500 --> 01:16:47,000 我去过法国 1837 01:16:47,540 --> 01:16:48,420 完了 1838 01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:51,670 我还看过卢浮宫 1839 01:16:51,670 --> 01:16:53,000 还有巴黎圣母院 1840 01:16:53,420 --> 01:16:54,290 完了 1841 01:16:55,670 --> 01:16:57,920 我还喝过咖啡 1842 01:16:58,670 --> 01:17:00,790 专门给儿童的法国咖啡 1843 01:17:01,420 --> 01:17:02,880 你看这句就很真 1844 01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:04,040 因为有细节 1845 01:17:05,670 --> 01:17:07,630 比如巴黎圣母院 你可以说 1846 01:17:07,630 --> 01:17:10,170 我看过的是烧过之后的巴黎圣母院 1847 01:17:10,420 --> 01:17:12,500 虽然它没有原来的好看 1848 01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:14,040 但是它也有一种美 1849 01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:15,880 这种美好像在提醒我们 1850 01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:18,670 文明也许不是一直在前进的 1851 01:17:18,670 --> 01:17:19,790 太长了记不住 1852 01:17:19,790 --> 01:17:21,540 等会你帮我写下来呗 1853 01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:22,750 写什么写 1854 01:17:22,750 --> 01:17:23,750 你怎么就知道写 1855 01:17:23,750 --> 01:17:25,170 你现在最重要的是玩 知道吗 1856 01:17:25,170 --> 01:17:25,920 玩 1857 01:17:26,290 --> 01:17:28,380 天天写写写 你眼睛都坏掉了 1858 01:17:30,420 --> 01:17:32,000 你刚才怎么说来着 1859 01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:34,540 啥呀 1860 01:17:35,540 --> 01:17:36,290 喝水 1861 01:17:39,330 --> 01:17:40,880 你啥时候去巴黎了 1862 01:17:42,500 --> 01:17:43,750 停一下 1863 01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:45,170 谁让你撒谎的 1864 01:17:45,210 --> 01:17:46,540 那我写什么 1865 01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:48,540 记一次难忘的旅游 1866 01:17:48,540 --> 01:17:50,290 不是 我们旅游过呀 1867 01:17:50,290 --> 01:17:51,540 别的同学都出过国 1868 01:17:51,540 --> 01:17:52,750 我就回过太原老家 1869 01:17:52,750 --> 01:17:53,790 叫什么旅游 1870 01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:56,290 我还带你去了平遥呀 1871 01:17:56,290 --> 01:17:57,130 那是旅游 1872 01:17:57,130 --> 01:17:58,170 看什么破电影节 1873 01:17:58,170 --> 01:17:59,170 那是因为你要工作 1874 01:17:59,170 --> 01:18:00,540 根本就没有旅游 1875 01:18:01,670 --> 01:18:03,170 不是 你们那公立小学 1876 01:18:03,170 --> 01:18:04,920 不可能所有人都出过国的 1877 01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:06,170 他们都在那儿吹呢 1878 01:18:06,170 --> 01:18:07,380 那我也吹 1879 01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:10,130 小孩 没出过国不丢人啊 1880 01:18:10,130 --> 01:18:11,420 那出过国的也没多优秀啊 1881 01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:12,920 那英语还没你好呢 1882 01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:13,750 我们不比这些啊 1883 01:18:13,750 --> 01:18:15,500 这些都特别俗特别傻 1884 01:18:15,670 --> 01:18:16,500 那我比什么 1885 01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:18,170 比你说的正直勇敢阅读量吗 1886 01:18:18,170 --> 01:18:19,250 有个屁用 1887 01:18:20,170 --> 01:18:22,040 妈妈以后会带你出国的呀 1888 01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:23,920 那之前疫情 那大家都去不了 1889 01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:25,920 没有疫情的时候你也没带我去 1890 01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:27,790 你自己还去过纽约非洲柬埔寨呢 1891 01:18:27,790 --> 01:18:29,040 你怎么不带我去 1892 01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:30,420 你跟我比什么呀 1893 01:18:30,540 --> 01:18:32,420 你以后自己挣钱了你自己去啊 1894 01:18:34,130 --> 01:18:35,170 我告诉你啊 1895 01:18:35,170 --> 01:18:36,290 你生活在上海 1896 01:18:36,290 --> 01:18:38,420 你已经不知道比多少小孩要幸福 了 1897 01:18:38,420 --> 01:18:40,250 那好多小孩连上海都没来过 1898 01:18:40,250 --> 01:18:41,920 那我要你这个妈干什么 1899 01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:45,750 不至于不至于 1900 01:18:45,750 --> 01:18:48,080 你看我长这么大 我也没出过国呀 1901 01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:49,210 我不也活得好好的吗 1902 01:18:49,210 --> 01:18:50,460 是不是 不至于 1903 01:18:50,460 --> 01:18:51,170 你怎么好了 1904 01:18:51,170 --> 01:18:52,880 你每天喝酒 你还倒贴 1905 01:18:53,710 --> 01:18:55,880 我要不出国 长大就跟她一样 1906 01:18:56,920 --> 01:18:57,790 谁让你这么说话的 1907 01:18:57,790 --> 01:18:59,000 道歉 你跟人家道歉 1908 01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:00,460 怪我 你跟人家道歉 1909 01:19:00,460 --> 01:19:01,580 怪我 这事儿怪我 1910 01:19:01,580 --> 01:19:03,040 我没有做到好榜样 1911 01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:04,250 小孩 对不起 1912 01:19:04,250 --> 01:19:05,330 我以后戒酒 1913 01:19:05,330 --> 01:19:06,380 我再也不喝酒了 1914 01:19:06,380 --> 01:19:07,540 你不要怪妈妈好吗 1915 01:19:07,540 --> 01:19:08,670 你不要怪妈妈 1916 01:19:10,290 --> 01:19:11,790 小叶 对不起 1917 01:19:17,170 --> 01:19:18,250 没事 1918 01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:20,250 你是我最好的朋友 1919 01:19:20,250 --> 01:19:21,710 我不会生气的 1920 01:19:22,290 --> 01:19:24,170 要是有也就是一点点 1921 01:19:24,630 --> 01:19:25,380 但是没事 1922 01:19:25,380 --> 01:19:26,920 我马上就好了 1923 01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:35,790 行了 那什么 1924 01:19:35,790 --> 01:19:37,420 这作文咱先不写了 1925 01:19:37,420 --> 01:19:38,790 我去跟你们老师说 1926 01:19:38,790 --> 01:19:40,290 等咱们以后出国了再写 1927 01:19:40,790 --> 01:19:41,920 那我先写上法国 1928 01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:43,790 你自己说法国很像山西 1929 01:19:43,790 --> 01:19:45,380 都有一百多种吃的 1930 01:19:45,380 --> 01:19:46,380 不写可以 1931 01:19:46,380 --> 01:19:47,540 撒谎不可以 1932 01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:49,250 谁敢瞧不起你啊 1933 01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:51,380 我去撕碎他的作文去 1934 01:19:51,790 --> 01:19:54,290 那个平遥也是国际大都市 1935 01:19:54,420 --> 01:19:56,670 那平遥电影节你不是去过吗 1936 01:19:56,670 --> 01:19:58,170 那可不是一般小孩可以去的 1937 01:19:58,170 --> 01:19:58,920 可不是吗 1938 01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:00,670 而且那有很多老外啊 1939 01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:02,750 那就跟国外一样的 1940 01:20:02,750 --> 01:20:04,420 你看电影了吗 看了呀 1941 01:20:04,420 --> 01:20:06,170 不好看 一个也记不住 1942 01:20:06,710 --> 01:20:08,420 那你还看过很多明星呢 1943 01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:10,380 就当时坐你旁边吃面那个 1944 01:20:10,540 --> 01:20:12,290 贾樟柯 贾樟柯 1945 01:20:12,420 --> 01:20:13,750 他算什么明星 1946 01:20:13,750 --> 01:20:15,130 同学们都不知道 1947 01:20:15,670 --> 01:20:17,130 马可穆勒你也见过呀 1948 01:20:17,130 --> 01:20:19,540 就那个特别白那个老头 你还记得不 1949 01:20:19,580 --> 01:20:21,250 不记得 有很多白老头 1950 01:20:22,540 --> 01:20:23,290 那 1951 01:20:23,290 --> 01:20:24,290 那你就写 1952 01:20:24,290 --> 01:20:26,250 你看到了四字弟弟 1953 01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:34,960 马可穆勒不是四个字吗 1954 01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:36,250 四字爷爷吧 1955 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:38,920 那你们当时拍照了吗 1956 01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:40,500 我最烦跟明星合影 1957 01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:42,790 他们根本就不是明星 1958 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:44,420 你怎么那么多事儿啊 1959 01:20:46,290 --> 01:20:48,380 这机票还这么贵啊 1960 01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:50,750 都赶上我一个月生活费了 1961 01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:51,880 你签证办了吗 1962 01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:53,420 我靠 忘了 1963 01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:57,000 要不一起吧 1964 01:20:57,130 --> 01:20:58,500 你不是也没出去玩过 1965 01:20:58,500 --> 01:20:59,500 妈妈带你 1966 01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:01,630 谢谢妈妈 1967 01:21:03,170 --> 01:21:04,290 你和小马上床了 1968 01:21:05,170 --> 01:21:06,130 你闻出来的 1969 01:21:06,130 --> 01:21:07,040 是不是 1970 01:21:08,920 --> 01:21:10,040 本来还不确定 1971 01:21:10,040 --> 01:21:11,080 我看你这个样 1972 01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:12,540 不是你 你的证据呢 1973 01:21:13,250 --> 01:21:14,670 你身上有他的膏药味 1974 01:21:14,670 --> 01:21:16,540 对啊 我借了他的膏药贴了 1975 01:21:16,750 --> 01:21:17,420 贴哪儿了 1976 01:21:17,420 --> 01:21:18,500 就就 就这儿 1977 01:21:18,920 --> 01:21:20,710 他是用喷的 没有膏药贴 1978 01:21:22,170 --> 01:21:24,790 不是 我本来今天晚上就要跟你说的 1979 01:21:24,790 --> 01:21:25,880 不是 这个事情 1980 01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:26,960 跟不跟我说不重要 1981 01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:27,750 重要的是 1982 01:21:27,960 --> 01:21:29,500 你怎么能看得上他呢 1983 01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:30,880 你是我偶像 1984 01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:32,500 你想要什么样的男人没有 1985 01:21:32,500 --> 01:21:33,920 他是个什么东西 1986 01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:35,170 上个床而已 1987 01:21:35,170 --> 01:21:36,710 又不是上辅导班 1988 01:21:36,710 --> 01:21:37,670 挑什么呀 1989 01:21:37,670 --> 01:21:39,290 那也不能不挑啊 1990 01:21:39,290 --> 01:21:40,630 你买个水果还挑呢 1991 01:21:40,630 --> 01:21:42,420 我觉得他也没那么差吧 1992 01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:43,630 我挺开心的 1993 01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:45,210 真的 啊 1994 01:21:47,580 --> 01:21:49,460 如果能让你开心 1995 01:21:49,460 --> 01:21:50,790 那就是好东西 1996 01:21:50,790 --> 01:21:52,500 我也替你开心 1997 01:21:52,630 --> 01:21:53,500 你 1998 01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:54,630 你不会生气吧 1999 01:21:54,670 --> 01:21:55,500 我生什么气 2000 01:21:55,500 --> 01:21:56,630 又不是我的东西 2001 01:21:57,500 --> 01:21:58,880 我就是觉得他配不上你 2002 01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:00,540 那个谁 配得上你吗 2003 01:22:01,170 --> 01:22:02,500 那我们应该配什么呀 2004 01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:03,500 配把机关枪 2005 01:22:04,540 --> 01:22:05,540 不好意思 2006 01:22:05,540 --> 01:22:06,670 借过 2007 01:22:08,380 --> 01:22:10,920 你答应小孩戒酒 是真的吗 2008 01:22:11,790 --> 01:22:12,880 我不是酗酒 2009 01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:14,630 我就是为了能睡觉 2010 01:22:14,630 --> 01:22:15,920 那更不应该呀 2011 01:22:17,540 --> 01:22:18,630 我从来都没有想过 2012 01:22:18,630 --> 01:22:20,500 我会因为这个原因戒酒 2013 01:22:21,380 --> 01:22:22,630 有人在乎你了 2014 01:22:22,630 --> 01:22:23,960 你就不能再干某些事了 2015 01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:25,790 尤其是伤害自己的事 2016 01:22:26,630 --> 01:22:28,290 那我就不自由了 2017 01:22:28,380 --> 01:22:31,170 你会有勇气有动力去追求真正的自由 2018 01:22:33,130 --> 01:22:34,170 我可以吗 2019 01:22:34,540 --> 01:22:35,630 有我陪你啊 2020 01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:38,670 走 2021 01:22:55,540 --> 01:22:58,290 我们当时去平遥电影节看电影 2022 01:22:58,290 --> 01:22:59,750 我睡着了 2023 01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:01,750 但音乐特别好听 2024 01:23:05,790 --> 01:23:07,170 怎么又看上书了 2025 01:23:07,420 --> 01:23:08,040 别看了别看了 2026 01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:09,040 咋回事啊 2027 01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:10,170 走走走 2028 01:23:10,170 --> 01:23:12,040 那个那个 往远看 2029 01:23:12,170 --> 01:23:13,670 家人们 姐妹们 2030 01:23:13,670 --> 01:23:16,420 把自然堂三个字全屏给我扣起来 2031 01:23:17,170 --> 01:23:18,040 抢空了看见没有 2032 01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:18,920 品牌方快快快 2033 01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:19,420 品牌方来来来 2034 01:23:19,420 --> 01:23:21,170 怎么回事 2035 01:23:21,170 --> 01:23:22,920 拍一发五我都亏本了 2036 01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:24,420 铁丝都在直播间等着呢 2037 01:23:24,420 --> 01:23:25,420 你看这速度 2038 01:23:25,420 --> 01:23:26,290 行吧 库存拉满 2039 01:23:26,290 --> 01:23:27,290 好吧 行吧 2040 01:23:36,670 --> 01:23:38,500 你都哪儿学的呀 2041 01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:39,750 生活所迫呀 2042 01:23:45,580 --> 01:23:46,960 王铁梅你疯啦 2043 01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:48,380 你文章怎么啥都写呀 2044 01:23:48,380 --> 01:23:49,960 什么邻居帮忙带小孩 2045 01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:51,380 什么没特长没出过国 2046 01:23:51,380 --> 01:23:52,500 还有你的私生活 2047 01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:53,500 你跟谁上床 这这这 2048 01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:54,920 这就是真实的单亲妈妈啊 2049 01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:56,500 哎呀做妈不能这样 2050 01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:57,580 做了也不能说啊 2051 01:23:57,580 --> 01:23:58,170 你赶紧删了吧 2052 01:23:58,170 --> 01:23:59,290 哎呀你别管了 2053 01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:09,290 不要看我肚子 2054 01:24:19,290 --> 01:24:21,170 我觉得很美啊 2055 01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:23,170 像一道文身 2056 01:24:23,750 --> 01:24:24,670 很帅 2057 01:24:25,130 --> 01:24:26,290 那你也剖一个 2058 01:24:26,790 --> 01:24:27,670 好啊 2059 01:24:31,250 --> 01:24:33,000 我不是让你去文身啊 2060 01:24:33,290 --> 01:24:34,750 希望我是自作多情 2061 01:24:38,130 --> 01:24:39,630 你怎么知道我想文身 2062 01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:41,710 就像你在课堂上偷偷吃零食 2063 01:24:41,710 --> 01:24:42,960 你以为老师没看见 2064 01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:44,500 其实老师看得一清二楚 2065 01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:47,380 你就是我的零食 2066 01:24:48,170 --> 01:24:49,420 也是我老师 2067 01:24:49,830 --> 01:24:51,670 也是我的下课铃声 2068 01:24:51,710 --> 01:24:53,750 你是我课间休息的十分钟 2069 01:24:57,670 --> 01:24:58,880 这么短吗 2070 01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:01,540 我已经被生活压得快喘不上来气了 2071 01:25:03,670 --> 01:25:05,040 那周末咱们去看电影吧 2072 01:25:05,080 --> 01:25:05,920 你放松一下 2073 01:25:06,290 --> 01:25:07,750 把小孩带上 2074 01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:10,670 我们不是一起看电影的关系 2075 01:25:11,250 --> 01:25:12,500 那我们什么关系 2076 01:25:14,750 --> 01:25:16,380 一种很脏的关系 2077 01:25:16,380 --> 01:25:17,630 我们不能再这样了 2078 01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:21,380 赶紧的 快 2079 01:25:25,290 --> 01:25:26,250 快啊 2080 01:25:31,670 --> 01:25:33,000 你看那儿 那边 2081 01:25:33,380 --> 01:25:34,540 那个大球 看见了吗 2082 01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:35,920 好大呀 2083 01:25:38,040 --> 01:25:38,670 真的哎 2084 01:25:38,790 --> 01:25:39,540 你看那还有一个 2085 01:25:39,540 --> 01:25:41,710 很大很大的那个楼梯 2086 01:25:45,330 --> 01:25:46,250 看那儿 2087 01:25:47,630 --> 01:25:49,040 那也好 那可以去拍照 2088 01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:50,630 这像瀑布 2089 01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:53,250 可能就是瀑布 2090 01:25:55,960 --> 01:25:57,250 画的什么玩意 2091 01:25:57,250 --> 01:25:58,380 跟你根本没法比 2092 01:25:58,380 --> 01:26:00,040 你才是真正的艺术家 2093 01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:01,960 你根本就不懂艺术 2094 01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:04,170 你懂 全世界你最懂行了吧 2095 01:26:04,290 --> 01:26:05,750 来来 喝点水 2096 01:26:06,880 --> 01:26:07,670 别洒了 2097 01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:11,290 什么玩意 2098 01:26:11,290 --> 01:26:12,250 根本看不懂 2099 01:26:14,500 --> 01:26:15,540 去哪儿啊 2100 01:26:15,540 --> 01:26:17,040 你上这儿来干嘛 2101 01:26:17,040 --> 01:26:18,170 我看这个双年展啊 2102 01:26:18,170 --> 01:26:19,750 今天不是最后一天了吗 2103 01:26:20,630 --> 01:26:22,130 哎哎哎 2104 01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:23,670 过来 2105 01:26:24,290 --> 01:26:25,500 唉唉唉唉别别别别别 2106 01:26:26,420 --> 01:26:27,540 你小孩呢 2107 01:26:27,540 --> 01:26:28,880 别管 有人带 2108 01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,250 你是不是胆子太大了 2109 01:26:30,250 --> 01:26:31,170 怕吗 2110 01:26:31,750 --> 01:26:32,420 怕 2111 01:26:35,920 --> 01:26:36,880 妈 你看 2112 01:26:37,420 --> 01:26:38,420 哎呦 2113 01:26:39,460 --> 01:26:40,500 不好意思啊 2114 01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:41,630 胡医生 2115 01:26:42,790 --> 01:26:43,540 你好 2116 01:26:44,290 --> 01:26:46,130 妈 这是我的眼睛医生 2117 01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:47,830 你好 2118 01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:51,540 你是她妈 2119 01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:55,380 你也是她妈 2120 01:26:58,290 --> 01:26:59,380 那什么 2121 01:26:59,380 --> 01:27:01,130 是这样的 哦 2122 01:27:01,130 --> 01:27:02,170 我明白了 2123 01:27:02,170 --> 01:27:02,920 不好意思啊 2124 01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:05,830 我完全没有想到你们是这种 2125 01:27:06,130 --> 01:27:06,750 对不起对不起 2126 01:27:06,750 --> 01:27:08,500 我没有评价你们的意思 2127 01:27:08,500 --> 01:27:10,000 你们很伟大很勇敢 2128 01:27:10,540 --> 01:27:12,000 也很不容易 2129 01:27:12,290 --> 01:27:13,540 对不起 2130 01:27:13,540 --> 01:27:14,540 那什么 2131 01:27:14,540 --> 01:27:15,670 我们先走了 2132 01:27:15,670 --> 01:27:16,500 我们下次再聊 2133 01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:17,920 再见 胡医生 好好好 2134 01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:18,670 走啦 2135 01:27:19,040 --> 01:27:19,750 胡医生再见 2136 01:27:19,750 --> 01:27:20,420 再见 2137 01:27:22,500 --> 01:27:23,290 胡医生 2138 01:27:31,290 --> 01:27:32,670 铁梅对不起 2139 01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:34,790 你别生气 2140 01:27:35,130 --> 01:27:36,750 铁梅你别生气 2141 01:27:37,290 --> 01:27:38,170 铁梅 2142 01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:40,040 你打我吧 2143 01:27:40,170 --> 01:27:41,670 你打我一顿吧你 2144 01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:16,420 对不起 2145 01:28:17,420 --> 01:28:19,000 我不应该撒谎 2146 01:28:20,420 --> 01:28:23,290 我就是不想让他觉得我会跟他认真 2147 01:28:23,290 --> 01:28:24,420 会缠着他 2148 01:28:25,170 --> 01:28:28,170 我想让人觉得我是一个很酷很潇洒 2149 01:28:28,170 --> 01:28:29,790 很会偷情的妈 2150 01:28:31,580 --> 01:28:32,670 对不起 2151 01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:04,670 你就是王茉莉 2152 01:29:04,670 --> 01:29:07,170 就是她 她什么才艺都没有 2153 01:29:07,170 --> 01:29:08,250 她是个观众 2154 01:29:08,250 --> 01:29:10,040 我也是观众怎么了 2155 01:29:11,130 --> 01:29:14,170 张家新是我罩着的 你知不知道 2156 01:29:14,420 --> 01:29:15,920 不知道 咋了 2157 01:29:16,170 --> 01:29:17,920 以后你不准欺负他 2158 01:29:20,630 --> 01:29:22,380 也不准你考得比他好 2159 01:29:22,830 --> 01:29:23,540 哦 2160 01:29:27,830 --> 01:29:29,500 那是我同桌的 2161 01:29:36,290 --> 01:29:37,540 你是太原的 2162 01:29:39,420 --> 01:29:41,500 你去把那个橡皮捡回来 2163 01:29:41,790 --> 01:29:43,040 这我老乡 2164 01:29:43,460 --> 01:29:44,580 快点 2165 01:29:45,210 --> 01:29:46,330 对不起对不起 2166 01:29:46,710 --> 01:29:48,210 以后我罩着你 2167 01:29:48,210 --> 01:29:49,830 有什么事跟我说 2168 01:29:50,210 --> 01:29:50,830 哦 不用 2169 01:29:50,830 --> 01:29:52,210 王茉莉你等着 2170 01:29:52,210 --> 01:29:55,080 我还有大哥 肯定不是你老乡 2171 01:29:55,500 --> 01:29:56,830 你丢什么丢 2172 01:29:57,750 --> 01:29:59,750 就只有张家新 2173 01:29:59,830 --> 01:30:00,750 知道了 2174 01:30:27,630 --> 01:30:28,540 谢谢啊 2175 01:30:29,250 --> 01:30:30,500 你喜欢的苏格登 2176 01:30:34,830 --> 01:30:36,210 那个 2177 01:30:36,210 --> 01:30:37,460 孩子在 2178 01:30:38,750 --> 01:30:39,630 我爸家 2179 01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:48,500 你们的事我都知道了 2180 01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:51,330 但是你知道吗 2181 01:30:51,330 --> 01:30:52,750 我们在一起有多难 2182 01:30:53,630 --> 01:30:55,130 要克服多少困难 2183 01:30:55,380 --> 01:30:56,880 受到多少阻碍 2184 01:30:57,210 --> 01:30:58,960 好不容易下定决心 2185 01:30:58,960 --> 01:31:00,250 众叛亲离 2186 01:31:00,880 --> 01:31:02,170 有了现在的生活 2187 01:31:04,130 --> 01:31:05,710 我为了这个家 2188 01:31:05,830 --> 01:31:08,080 辛辛苦苦在外打拼 工作 2189 01:31:08,080 --> 01:31:09,580 没日没夜地忙 2190 01:31:09,580 --> 01:31:10,380 结果你呢 2191 01:31:10,380 --> 01:31:11,630 那我也有工作赚钱 2192 01:31:11,630 --> 01:31:12,960 结果你背叛我 2193 01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:14,380 而且为了一个男人 2194 01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:16,630 男人哎 2195 01:31:17,250 --> 01:31:18,750 这种鬼东西 2196 01:31:19,880 --> 01:31:20,670 是 2197 01:31:21,330 --> 01:31:22,750 你不仅背叛我 2198 01:31:22,880 --> 01:31:24,460 背叛我们的承诺 2199 01:31:24,460 --> 01:31:25,830 你还背叛你自己 2200 01:31:25,830 --> 01:31:27,540 你看你都成什么样子了 2201 01:31:27,630 --> 01:31:28,750 你对得起你自己吗 2202 01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:30,380 对不起 这个怪我 2203 01:31:30,710 --> 01:31:32,000 是我主动的 2204 01:31:32,460 --> 01:31:33,670 她一直很犹豫 2205 01:31:33,670 --> 01:31:35,170 很挣扎 非常痛苦 2206 01:31:36,420 --> 01:31:38,290 当然我现在才知道为什么 2207 01:31:38,750 --> 01:31:39,630 对不起 2208 01:31:40,960 --> 01:31:41,750 不是 2209 01:31:42,130 --> 01:31:43,830 就是说我输给你了呗 2210 01:31:44,710 --> 01:31:46,080 输给一个男人 2211 01:31:46,580 --> 01:31:47,460 可笑 2212 01:31:47,540 --> 01:31:48,880 不是不是不是 2213 01:31:48,880 --> 01:31:50,500 我相信她纯属为了寻求刺激 2214 01:31:50,500 --> 01:31:51,830 肯定不是真心的 2215 01:31:51,830 --> 01:31:52,920 她之前肯定也没有过 2216 01:31:52,920 --> 01:31:53,710 有过 2217 01:31:53,710 --> 01:31:54,580 都是女的 2218 01:31:54,880 --> 01:31:56,040 男的就他一个 2219 01:31:56,380 --> 01:31:57,080 真的吗 2220 01:31:57,080 --> 01:31:58,210 拿开你的脏手 2221 01:32:03,420 --> 01:32:05,290 反正我们已经决定分开了 2222 01:32:05,290 --> 01:32:05,920 我就想知道你 2223 01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:06,920 不是 等一下 2224 01:32:09,380 --> 01:32:10,500 为什么要分开啊 2225 01:32:12,040 --> 01:32:13,040 你刚才不说了吗 2226 01:32:13,040 --> 01:32:14,790 你们好不容易才有今天的生活 2227 01:32:14,790 --> 01:32:17,040 就因为 因为一个男人就要分开了 2228 01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:17,920 那我简直不是人 2229 01:32:17,920 --> 01:32:19,290 我算什么东西啊 2230 01:32:20,670 --> 01:32:22,420 我们之间也有别的问题 2231 01:32:22,670 --> 01:32:24,040 不光是因为你 2232 01:32:24,130 --> 01:32:25,750 我们教育理念不合 2233 01:32:26,130 --> 01:32:27,130 也没有激情了 2234 01:32:27,130 --> 01:32:28,330 跟他就有 2235 01:32:28,540 --> 01:32:29,540 好了好了 好了好了 2236 01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:31,960 我觉得 2237 01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:34,790 你们是不是应该再慎重地考虑一下 2238 01:32:35,170 --> 01:32:37,330 我知道 我没有资格要求你原谅小叶 2239 01:32:37,330 --> 01:32:38,250 但是 2240 01:32:38,250 --> 01:32:41,130 她真的是 不是你轻易能找到的女孩 2241 01:32:41,130 --> 01:32:42,170 她很特别 2242 01:32:42,170 --> 01:32:43,710 跟她相爱真的很幸运 2243 01:32:43,880 --> 01:32:45,960 我要是你 我绝对不会放弃的 2244 01:32:46,210 --> 01:32:48,000 你有气就撒在我身上吧 2245 01:32:48,500 --> 01:32:49,750 我应该承担的 2246 01:32:50,380 --> 01:32:52,330 做任何弥补 我都愿意 2247 01:32:56,920 --> 01:32:58,920 你是不是还有别的女朋友啊 2248 01:33:00,210 --> 01:33:01,130 不是 2249 01:33:04,290 --> 01:33:06,420 也不能算是女朋友吧 2250 01:33:06,420 --> 01:33:07,880 就是一些 2251 01:33:07,880 --> 01:33:10,750 会上床的好朋友 2252 01:33:10,750 --> 01:33:12,000 一些 2253 01:33:13,330 --> 01:33:15,040 我并不为此骄傲 2254 01:33:20,420 --> 01:33:22,540 所以你是改不了的 对吧 2255 01:33:22,960 --> 01:33:24,790 我要说我能改 你信吗 2256 01:33:25,790 --> 01:33:26,670 不分了 我们走吧 2257 01:33:26,670 --> 01:33:27,290 啊 2258 01:33:28,880 --> 01:33:30,170 你你你你 2259 01:33:32,210 --> 01:33:33,420 等一下 2260 01:33:35,580 --> 01:33:37,130 你也是那么夸别的女孩的吗 2261 01:33:37,500 --> 01:33:38,380 不是 2262 01:33:39,380 --> 01:33:40,830 但每个女孩都有自己 2263 01:33:40,830 --> 01:33:42,000 特别的地方吧 2264 01:34:09,630 --> 01:34:10,880 你还好吧 2265 01:34:11,920 --> 01:34:14,210 他为什么还是不爱我 2266 01:34:14,750 --> 01:34:15,920 你不是说我很好 2267 01:34:15,920 --> 01:34:17,630 谁都会爱我的吗 2268 01:34:18,170 --> 01:34:19,750 因为他是傻叉呀 2269 01:34:19,750 --> 01:34:21,630 你一直就知道的呀 2270 01:34:21,960 --> 01:34:24,210 你什么时候能够清醒一点 2271 01:34:24,210 --> 01:34:25,670 你看看你这个样子 2272 01:34:25,670 --> 01:34:26,920 你为了一个男的 一个脏东西 2273 01:34:26,920 --> 01:34:27,880 你人不人鬼不鬼的 2274 01:34:27,880 --> 01:34:29,170 你像话吗你 2275 01:34:29,960 --> 01:34:32,380 你不懂 你从来没有爱过男的 2276 01:34:32,380 --> 01:34:34,540 不是 你活着就没别的事了吗 2277 01:34:34,540 --> 01:34:36,580 爱男的是什么值得骄傲的事吗 2278 01:34:36,580 --> 01:34:38,460 这个世界上哪个事不比男的重要 2279 01:34:38,460 --> 01:34:40,040 你能不能睁睁眼 2280 01:34:41,380 --> 01:34:42,540 不值得骄傲 2281 01:34:42,540 --> 01:34:43,380 但我也不羞愧 2282 01:34:43,380 --> 01:34:44,630 你应该羞愧 2283 01:34:44,630 --> 01:34:46,040 是你懦弱 2284 01:34:46,210 --> 01:34:47,130 你害怕受伤 2285 01:34:47,130 --> 01:34:49,000 你连跟人看场电影你都不敢 2286 01:34:49,250 --> 01:34:49,920 我告诉你啊 2287 01:34:49,920 --> 01:34:50,920 我没空 我没有兴趣 2288 01:34:50,920 --> 01:34:51,920 我没有被洗脑 2289 01:34:51,920 --> 01:34:53,170 没有男的值得这样 2290 01:34:53,380 --> 01:34:55,670 不是的 男人还是很好玩的 2291 01:34:56,130 --> 01:34:57,290 恋爱很好啊 2292 01:34:57,290 --> 01:34:59,790 那我有开心的时候 你也有啊 2293 01:34:59,830 --> 01:35:01,290 我不是你们这样的闲人 2294 01:35:01,290 --> 01:35:02,170 你们什么都不用操心 2295 01:35:02,170 --> 01:35:03,330 每天谈恋爱就行 2296 01:35:03,330 --> 01:35:04,750 我不行 我没空 2297 01:35:05,040 --> 01:35:06,330 对 你最忙了 2298 01:35:06,330 --> 01:35:07,710 你全世界最忙 2299 01:35:08,040 --> 01:35:09,500 不知道你是做出了什么事业 2300 01:35:09,500 --> 01:35:10,710 实现了什么新闻理想 2301 01:35:10,710 --> 01:35:12,500 还是把小孩培养得多好呢 2302 01:35:14,170 --> 01:35:15,170 你走 2303 01:35:15,170 --> 01:35:16,670 我不想看见你了 2304 01:35:17,790 --> 01:35:18,960 你走啊 2305 01:35:18,960 --> 01:35:19,880 你让他爱你去吧 2306 01:35:19,880 --> 01:35:21,250 你说得没错 我算什么东西啊 2307 01:35:21,250 --> 01:35:22,170 我一天教育你 2308 01:35:22,170 --> 01:35:23,040 你赶紧走 2309 01:35:23,790 --> 01:35:25,170 不是 我不是那个意思 2310 01:35:25,170 --> 01:35:26,130 我不想看见你了 2311 01:35:26,130 --> 01:35:27,420 我不想再管你了 2312 01:35:29,670 --> 01:35:30,580 对不起 铁梅 2313 01:35:30,580 --> 01:35:31,750 别道歉 2314 01:35:31,750 --> 01:35:33,460 你能不能有点骨气 2315 01:35:33,580 --> 01:35:34,960 你就知道对不起 2316 01:36:08,170 --> 01:36:09,040 铁姐 2317 01:36:09,040 --> 01:36:10,420 你先休息几天 2318 01:36:10,420 --> 01:36:12,380 我们正在处理一些恶意评论 2319 01:36:12,580 --> 01:36:13,380 没事的 2320 01:36:13,380 --> 01:36:14,710 过两天大家就忘了 2321 01:36:14,880 --> 01:36:15,630 就是 2322 01:36:15,880 --> 01:36:17,880 每天可骂的人和事多了去了 2323 01:36:17,960 --> 01:36:19,420 干嘛都发泄到你身上 2324 01:36:19,630 --> 01:36:21,130 这些人也不是真的关心 2325 01:36:21,130 --> 01:36:22,500 单亲妈妈什么的 2326 01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:23,630 他们就是想骂 2327 01:36:23,960 --> 01:36:25,670 不过骂你的很多都是女的 2328 01:36:25,670 --> 01:36:27,210 你以为你在解放女性 2329 01:36:27,210 --> 01:36:28,170 人家才不领情 2330 01:36:29,630 --> 01:36:30,380 有病啊 2331 01:36:30,880 --> 01:36:32,170 但是这号火了 2332 01:36:32,540 --> 01:36:34,290 关注量是之前的十倍 2333 01:36:34,290 --> 01:36:35,670 我们的目的达到了 2334 01:36:35,670 --> 01:36:36,960 看看这心理素质 2335 01:36:36,960 --> 01:36:38,290 无情的涨粉机器 2336 01:36:38,290 --> 01:36:39,290 别说我了 2337 01:36:40,540 --> 01:36:42,000 你今天再试一下吧 2338 01:36:42,380 --> 01:36:43,710 把你那篇再发一遍 2339 01:36:43,710 --> 01:36:44,830 按我们改过的 2340 01:36:45,380 --> 01:36:46,000 没用 2341 01:36:46,420 --> 01:36:49,420 这种被恶意举报下架的 申诉了也没有用 2342 01:36:50,790 --> 01:36:52,170 没关系的 铁姐 2343 01:36:52,170 --> 01:36:53,250 我已经很知足了 2344 01:36:53,250 --> 01:36:54,290 也传播了两天 2345 01:36:54,290 --> 01:36:55,920 我还收到不少打赏呢 2346 01:36:56,250 --> 01:36:57,960 但是我们 你已经尽力了 2347 01:36:57,960 --> 01:36:59,500 这也不是你能改变的 2348 01:37:11,250 --> 01:37:12,040 啊 2349 01:37:19,960 --> 01:37:21,420 今天上课吗 2350 01:37:23,170 --> 01:37:24,710 没有 不是来找你的 2351 01:37:26,790 --> 01:37:28,040 我拉黑你了 2352 01:37:28,040 --> 01:37:28,920 啊 2353 01:37:29,750 --> 01:37:30,380 嗯 2354 01:37:31,920 --> 01:37:32,630 你不知道啊 2355 01:37:32,630 --> 01:37:33,500 不知道 2356 01:37:35,920 --> 01:37:37,790 哎哎哎 哎 2357 01:37:38,130 --> 01:37:39,500 你是不是有她家钥匙 2358 01:37:41,830 --> 01:37:42,960 我联系不上她 找她有事 2359 01:37:42,960 --> 01:37:43,920 我估计她睡过去了 2360 01:37:45,960 --> 01:37:46,750 小叶 2361 01:37:47,130 --> 01:37:47,880 小叶 2362 01:37:48,380 --> 01:37:49,630 你别装睡了 2363 01:37:50,040 --> 01:37:51,540 你不想去你跟我说呀 2364 01:37:51,920 --> 01:37:52,960 不接电话什么意思啊 2365 01:37:52,960 --> 01:37:54,130 醒醒 都几点了 2366 01:37:54,130 --> 01:37:54,880 小叶 2367 01:37:55,130 --> 01:37:55,880 小叶 2368 01:37:56,880 --> 01:37:57,500 小叶 2369 01:37:57,880 --> 01:37:58,750 醒醒啊 2370 01:37:59,500 --> 01:38:00,250 小叶 2371 01:38:06,630 --> 01:38:07,880 这是啥 安眠药 2372 01:38:08,130 --> 01:38:08,750 小叶 2373 01:38:08,960 --> 01:38:10,380 小叶 2374 01:38:12,080 --> 01:38:12,750 灌水灌水 2375 01:38:12,750 --> 01:38:13,250 你喝吧 2376 01:38:13,250 --> 01:38:14,130 赶紧叫车 2377 01:38:15,500 --> 01:38:16,130 过来 2378 01:38:17,250 --> 01:38:18,630 过来搭把手啊 2379 01:38:18,630 --> 01:38:19,750 叫车呢嘛 2380 01:38:20,250 --> 01:38:21,130 先帮我 2381 01:38:21,380 --> 01:38:22,130 我来 我来吧 2382 01:38:22,130 --> 01:38:22,750 我来我来 2383 01:38:22,750 --> 01:38:23,380 我来吧 2384 01:38:23,380 --> 01:38:24,250 师傅 马上到啊 2385 01:38:24,250 --> 01:38:25,250 马上到 稍等啊 2386 01:38:25,880 --> 01:38:27,130 对对对 2387 01:38:27,130 --> 01:38:28,380 那个 你稍等啊 2388 01:38:28,380 --> 01:38:29,380 我马上到啊 2389 01:38:29,750 --> 01:38:31,130 好好好 稍等 2390 01:38:36,460 --> 01:38:37,710 咋的了这是 2391 01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:43,500 她之前就有过 2392 01:38:44,790 --> 01:38:46,000 上学那会儿 2393 01:38:46,790 --> 01:38:48,130 她抑郁症很严重 2394 01:38:49,250 --> 01:38:50,580 其实一直就没好 2395 01:38:51,040 --> 01:38:52,420 是我跟她吵架了 2396 01:38:52,420 --> 01:38:53,750 把她骂得特别狠 2397 01:38:54,250 --> 01:38:56,000 可能激发了她过去的创伤 2398 01:38:56,330 --> 01:38:57,880 不是的 跟你没关系 2399 01:38:58,210 --> 01:38:59,210 你没那么重要 2400 01:38:59,710 --> 01:39:00,750 是我 2401 01:39:00,750 --> 01:39:02,710 总嫌弃她唱的歌难听 2402 01:39:03,380 --> 01:39:05,380 我给她介绍两个活也都黄了 2403 01:39:05,960 --> 01:39:07,630 昨天那个活动没人叫她 2404 01:39:08,500 --> 01:39:09,500 还是怪我 2405 01:39:11,630 --> 01:39:13,500 对女性的关心太少了 2406 01:39:14,540 --> 01:39:16,380 身为男性难以共情女性 2407 01:39:16,380 --> 01:39:17,420 这是事实 2408 01:39:17,750 --> 01:39:20,290 但我却没有努力去打破这个屏障 2409 01:39:20,290 --> 01:39:21,750 就这么纵容自己 2410 01:39:21,750 --> 01:39:23,630 待在特权的舒适区里 2411 01:39:25,080 --> 01:39:26,000 惭愧 2412 01:39:30,750 --> 01:39:31,420 坐下 2413 01:39:33,290 --> 01:39:34,960 我真的不是自杀 2414 01:39:35,290 --> 01:39:36,710 我就是睡不着觉 2415 01:39:37,460 --> 01:39:39,130 我都失眠好几天了 2416 01:39:39,130 --> 01:39:40,830 安眠药越吃越多 2417 01:39:40,830 --> 01:39:43,380 我之前可以喝酒把自己灌晕嘛 2418 01:39:43,380 --> 01:39:44,960 我现在不是戒酒了 2419 01:39:46,080 --> 01:39:48,040 我不可能自杀的 2420 01:39:49,750 --> 01:39:50,880 你怎么来了 2421 01:39:52,880 --> 01:39:54,630 太好了 你还活着 2422 01:39:54,630 --> 01:39:55,830 真的太好了 2423 01:39:56,960 --> 01:39:58,000 谁告诉你的 2424 01:40:01,380 --> 01:40:02,250 对不起啊 2425 01:40:02,250 --> 01:40:03,750 我不知道我对你来说这么重要 2426 01:40:03,750 --> 01:40:04,630 对不起 2427 01:40:05,210 --> 01:40:05,960 不是 2428 01:40:05,960 --> 01:40:07,380 我真的不是自杀 2429 01:40:07,380 --> 01:40:08,330 更不是为了你 好了好了 2430 01:40:08,330 --> 01:40:09,040 什么都不说了 2431 01:40:09,040 --> 01:40:10,000 嘘 2432 01:40:10,670 --> 01:40:12,250 我跟她们已经都分手了 2433 01:40:12,250 --> 01:40:14,130 我答应你 我跟你好好在一起 2434 01:40:15,130 --> 01:40:16,130 真不是你 2435 01:40:16,130 --> 01:40:17,130 是我 是因为我 2436 01:40:17,130 --> 01:40:17,750 我们的事 2437 01:40:17,750 --> 01:40:19,250 不不不 已经不光是你们俩的事情了 2438 01:40:19,250 --> 01:40:19,960 应该是我们三个人 2439 01:40:19,960 --> 01:40:20,630 说啥呢 2440 01:40:20,630 --> 01:40:21,210 听不懂 真的是这样 2441 01:40:21,210 --> 01:40:22,330 走走走 2442 01:40:22,330 --> 01:40:23,040 等一下 2443 01:40:29,630 --> 01:40:30,580 慢点 2444 01:40:35,330 --> 01:40:36,250 对不起 2445 01:40:36,960 --> 01:40:38,000 我骗了你 2446 01:40:39,750 --> 01:40:41,460 我没有家庭也没有小孩 2447 01:40:42,250 --> 01:40:43,460 她是我好朋友 2448 01:40:43,880 --> 01:40:45,080 我们不是一对 2449 01:40:47,790 --> 01:40:49,290 那你自杀还是为了我 2450 01:40:50,790 --> 01:40:52,130 我真没有 2451 01:40:52,210 --> 01:40:53,210 不管怎么样 2452 01:40:53,630 --> 01:40:55,040 我们现在更没有障碍了 2453 01:40:57,080 --> 01:40:57,920 不是 2454 01:40:58,580 --> 01:41:00,880 你不生气吗 我骗你 2455 01:41:00,880 --> 01:41:02,460 我知道你为什么骗我 2456 01:41:02,710 --> 01:41:04,000 你就是太爱我了 2457 01:41:05,500 --> 01:41:07,000 那我为什么呢 2458 01:41:09,920 --> 01:41:10,960 别问为什么 2459 01:41:12,040 --> 01:41:13,080 爱我便是 2460 01:41:19,130 --> 01:41:20,290 我做不到了 2461 01:41:20,670 --> 01:41:21,790 对不起 2462 01:41:27,500 --> 01:41:28,460 上车 2463 01:41:34,830 --> 01:41:36,460 我真的对你很失望 2464 01:41:39,080 --> 01:41:40,250 上一个跟我说这话的人 2465 01:41:40,250 --> 01:41:41,750 我已经拉黑五年了 2466 01:41:44,330 --> 01:41:46,080 还好没加您微信 2467 01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:47,000 你想干什么 2468 01:41:47,580 --> 01:41:49,960 你怎么这么不争气啊 2469 01:41:49,960 --> 01:41:51,630 你这样让我怎么放心 2470 01:42:28,380 --> 01:42:30,210 你还说你看过她所有的报道 2471 01:42:30,380 --> 01:42:31,710 我就知道你撒谎 2472 01:42:32,380 --> 01:42:33,460 我都拉黑她了 2473 01:42:34,080 --> 01:42:35,080 所以不知道 2474 01:42:36,630 --> 01:42:37,460 对不起 2475 01:42:37,830 --> 01:42:39,080 跟她说 2476 01:42:39,380 --> 01:42:40,250 我掉头了 2477 01:42:40,250 --> 01:42:40,960 别 2478 01:42:40,960 --> 01:42:41,960 算了吧 2479 01:42:43,380 --> 01:42:44,830 她这些都没跟我说 2480 01:42:45,750 --> 01:42:47,630 其实人家根本不需要我 2481 01:42:48,330 --> 01:42:49,880 我也别把自己太当回事 2482 01:42:56,920 --> 01:42:58,080 你不去找她了 2483 01:42:58,830 --> 01:42:59,790 不雄竞了 2484 01:43:00,580 --> 01:43:01,960 雄竞个屁 2485 01:43:02,630 --> 01:43:04,580 你看文章里我还不如你呢 2486 01:43:05,330 --> 01:43:06,830 同样是工具 2487 01:43:06,830 --> 01:43:08,630 我只有育儿属性 2488 01:43:08,630 --> 01:43:09,630 我是育友 2489 01:43:16,130 --> 01:43:18,880 其实能做她的工具已经是莫大的荣幸了 2490 01:43:19,250 --> 01:43:20,630 你不要幻想她会对你认真 2491 01:43:20,630 --> 01:43:21,630 不可能的 2492 01:43:22,960 --> 01:43:24,630 因为我已经把她伤透了 2493 01:43:27,250 --> 01:43:28,420 凭我一己之力 2494 01:43:28,420 --> 01:43:30,290 让她对所有男人都失望 2495 01:43:30,880 --> 01:43:32,710 让她认清了男人的本质 2496 01:43:35,130 --> 01:43:36,500 治不好了 2497 01:43:36,500 --> 01:43:38,130 吃中药都治不好 2498 01:43:38,130 --> 01:43:38,750 绝症 2499 01:43:40,460 --> 01:43:42,380 你这症状也不轻啊 2500 01:44:14,960 --> 01:44:15,960 老师 2501 01:44:17,460 --> 01:44:18,380 我不想鼓掌了 2502 01:44:18,380 --> 01:44:20,250 也不想表演做观众了 2503 01:44:20,250 --> 01:44:21,710 我不是一个机器 2504 01:44:28,250 --> 01:44:29,540 我原谅你了 2505 01:44:30,040 --> 01:44:30,830 啥 2506 01:44:31,130 --> 01:44:32,960 反正我就是原谅你了 2507 01:44:32,960 --> 01:44:35,130 你有什么想吃的可以告诉我 2508 01:44:35,130 --> 01:44:36,830 我妈让我对你好一点 2509 01:44:36,830 --> 01:44:39,130 谁叫你摊上那么一个不靠谱的妈 2510 01:44:39,710 --> 01:44:40,790 你很可怜 2511 01:44:41,080 --> 01:44:42,630 我觉得你很可笑 2512 01:44:43,830 --> 01:44:45,580 我还是选择原谅你 2513 01:44:46,130 --> 01:44:47,380 这个送你 2514 01:44:48,250 --> 01:44:49,670 一些正能量 2515 01:44:50,250 --> 01:44:50,960 我会打鼓了 2516 01:44:50,960 --> 01:44:53,250 我马上要去现场演出了 2517 01:44:53,250 --> 01:44:54,130 吹吧你就 2518 01:44:54,790 --> 01:44:55,500 给我 2519 01:45:11,460 --> 01:45:12,500 你早该这么干了 2520 01:45:12,500 --> 01:45:13,750 小孩 你没错 2521 01:45:14,040 --> 01:45:15,040 真不是我打的 2522 01:45:15,040 --> 01:45:16,670 他自己打的自己 2523 01:45:16,670 --> 01:45:17,670 打人可以 2524 01:45:17,670 --> 01:45:18,670 撒谎不可以 2525 01:45:20,330 --> 01:45:21,960 妈妈 我可怜吗 2526 01:45:23,330 --> 01:45:24,960 你说什么 2527 01:45:25,250 --> 01:45:26,880 我正直勇敢有阅读量 2528 01:45:26,880 --> 01:45:28,380 我可怜什么 2529 01:45:28,580 --> 01:45:29,960 对呀 你可怜什么呀 2530 01:45:29,960 --> 01:45:30,880 你才不可怜 2531 01:45:30,880 --> 01:45:32,630 谁爱可怜谁可怜去 2532 01:46:08,330 --> 01:46:09,250 你知道吗 2533 01:46:09,630 --> 01:46:11,830 我本来又写了一篇文章回击他们 2534 01:46:12,580 --> 01:46:14,630 他们骂我的我都会骂回去 2535 01:46:14,630 --> 01:46:16,380 我绝不认输 我绝不反省 2536 01:46:18,210 --> 01:46:19,630 但是刚才我都删了 2537 01:46:21,330 --> 01:46:22,460 你说得没错 2538 01:46:23,500 --> 01:46:25,040 我算什么好妈妈 2539 01:46:25,880 --> 01:46:27,130 我做出了什么事业 2540 01:46:27,130 --> 01:46:28,630 实现了什么新闻理想 2541 01:46:28,630 --> 01:46:30,380 我在牛什么呢我 2542 01:46:31,960 --> 01:46:33,750 我怎么会那么自信呢 2543 01:46:34,630 --> 01:46:36,630 觉得自己什么都能做好 2544 01:46:36,630 --> 01:46:37,540 工作 挣钱 2545 01:46:37,540 --> 01:46:38,380 小孩 教育 2546 01:46:38,380 --> 01:46:39,580 还能顺便上床 2547 01:46:40,420 --> 01:46:42,040 但其实我什么都没做好 2548 01:46:42,040 --> 01:46:43,630 什么都能搞砸 2549 01:46:44,920 --> 01:46:47,170 可是为什么要什么都做好呢 2550 01:46:50,960 --> 01:46:52,710 我以为你会说 2551 01:46:53,130 --> 01:46:54,880 我已经做得很好了 2552 01:46:55,080 --> 01:46:56,960 我不能再夸你了 2553 01:46:56,960 --> 01:46:59,580 你们全家我都不能再夸了 2554 01:47:00,580 --> 01:47:02,000 你可别再好了 2555 01:47:03,130 --> 01:47:04,330 怎么才能算好呢 2556 01:47:04,330 --> 01:47:05,710 裁判是谁啊 2557 01:47:06,630 --> 01:47:08,130 为什么就不能搞砸 2558 01:47:08,380 --> 01:47:09,750 又能砸到哪儿去呢 2559 01:47:15,290 --> 01:47:16,920 因为我是一个女人 2560 01:47:17,040 --> 01:47:18,170 一个妈妈 2561 01:47:18,880 --> 01:47:19,830 我必须做好 2562 01:47:19,830 --> 01:47:21,580 可你也是一个人哪 2563 01:47:22,040 --> 01:47:23,170 你不是铁做的 2564 01:47:23,170 --> 01:47:24,540 不是超人 2565 01:47:25,210 --> 01:47:26,790 那是人就是会 2566 01:47:26,790 --> 01:47:27,710 就是会做不好 2567 01:47:27,710 --> 01:47:29,080 会脆弱会无能 2568 01:47:29,080 --> 01:47:30,380 会需要帮助啊 2569 01:47:31,500 --> 01:47:33,420 这个游戏的规则不是这样的 2570 01:47:33,420 --> 01:47:35,750 那我们不要玩他们的游戏了 2571 01:47:38,880 --> 01:47:40,000 你也许可以 2572 01:47:40,500 --> 01:47:41,380 但我不行 2573 01:47:41,380 --> 01:47:42,630 你也可以 2574 01:47:43,130 --> 01:47:44,500 我会陪你的 2575 01:47:45,710 --> 01:47:47,790 而且小孩一点也不可怜 2576 01:47:47,960 --> 01:47:50,290 她是全上海最幸福的小孩 2577 01:47:50,630 --> 01:47:52,130 跟你比可能是的 2578 01:47:58,290 --> 01:47:59,170 对不起 2579 01:48:01,960 --> 01:48:03,500 我也没有照顾好你 2580 01:48:10,830 --> 01:48:12,380 你是一个好妈妈 2581 01:48:12,830 --> 01:48:14,330 但你不是我妈 2582 01:48:14,880 --> 01:48:16,330 你没法给所有人当妈 2583 01:48:16,330 --> 01:48:17,880 没法照顾所有人 2584 01:48:18,830 --> 01:48:20,330 你不用这么跟我说 2585 01:48:21,830 --> 01:48:23,830 总要有人跟你说声对不起 2586 01:48:50,420 --> 01:48:51,540 小叶 2587 01:48:53,960 --> 01:48:55,130 小叶 2588 01:48:55,460 --> 01:48:56,880 我交了一个新朋友 2589 01:48:56,880 --> 01:48:57,750 玛雅 2590 01:48:57,750 --> 01:48:59,880 到时候她会来看我的演出 2591 01:48:59,880 --> 01:49:00,630 是吗 2592 01:49:00,630 --> 01:49:01,880 怎么交到的 2593 01:49:02,250 --> 01:49:04,380 我就问她有没有见过自杀的人 2594 01:49:04,380 --> 01:49:05,250 她说没有 2595 01:49:05,250 --> 01:49:06,500 但她也想看看 2596 01:49:06,500 --> 01:49:07,500 你好小叶 2597 01:49:07,750 --> 01:49:09,000 你好玛雅 2598 01:49:09,960 --> 01:49:11,580 别人自杀都割手腕 2599 01:49:11,580 --> 01:49:13,210 你咋割脚腕啊 2600 01:49:15,710 --> 01:49:17,670 因为我不想死 2601 01:49:22,170 --> 01:49:23,170 对不起啊 2602 01:49:23,170 --> 01:49:24,670 又没给你做好榜样 2603 01:49:25,500 --> 01:49:27,500 没关系 我觉得长大像你一样 2604 01:49:27,500 --> 01:49:29,380 也没有什么不好的 2605 01:49:29,380 --> 01:49:30,500 但如果你死了 2606 01:49:30,500 --> 01:49:32,500 就看不到我们长大了 2607 01:49:34,380 --> 01:49:35,750 我会好好活着 2608 01:49:35,880 --> 01:49:37,000 等你们长大 2609 01:49:37,130 --> 01:49:38,380 建立一个新的游戏 2610 01:49:56,500 --> 01:49:57,250 其实 2611 01:49:57,250 --> 01:49:58,880 做个工具也挺好的 2612 01:49:59,960 --> 01:50:00,880 因为 2613 01:50:01,880 --> 01:50:02,960 就算我是工具 2614 01:50:02,960 --> 01:50:06,000 也是占尽红利的工具 2615 01:50:06,380 --> 01:50:07,500 别物化自己 2616 01:50:07,880 --> 01:50:09,130 没把你当工具 2617 01:50:11,750 --> 01:50:13,880 那 课间十分钟也不错 2618 01:50:15,630 --> 01:50:17,130 咱俩还能有四十五分钟 2619 01:50:17,130 --> 01:50:18,880 去干自己更重要的事 2620 01:50:20,250 --> 01:50:21,500 明天看电影吗 2621 01:50:22,750 --> 01:50:23,380 看 2622 01:50:24,250 --> 01:50:25,880 我 我来买票 2623 01:50:25,880 --> 01:50:27,080 来我家看 2624 01:50:30,750 --> 01:50:31,880 所以 2625 01:50:31,880 --> 01:50:34,460 我们是在家看电影的关系 2626 01:50:35,540 --> 01:50:38,130 还是厕所一块吃东西的关系 2627 01:50:48,170 --> 01:50:49,080 他们最后一首了 2628 01:50:49,080 --> 01:50:50,080 咱们赶紧准备啊 2629 01:50:50,080 --> 01:50:51,290 上台了 别催 2630 01:50:51,290 --> 01:50:52,580 孩子第一次上台 2631 01:50:52,580 --> 01:50:53,750 不得酝酿一下 2632 01:50:53,960 --> 01:50:54,630 你该上台了 2633 01:50:54,630 --> 01:50:55,710 所有人都在等你 2634 01:50:55,710 --> 01:50:57,080 你不可以这样的 2635 01:50:57,500 --> 01:50:58,420 你先出来 2636 01:50:59,210 --> 01:50:59,710 你赶紧出来 2637 01:50:59,710 --> 01:51:00,880 别给孩子那么大压力 2638 01:51:00,880 --> 01:51:03,130 小马 不行一会儿还是你上得了 2639 01:51:04,080 --> 01:51:04,880 要不这样吧 2640 01:51:04,880 --> 01:51:06,580 我去隔壁跟靴腿他们说一下 2641 01:51:06,580 --> 01:51:07,500 跟咱换个位置 2642 01:51:07,500 --> 01:51:09,170 咱们再给小孩一点时间 2643 01:51:09,290 --> 01:51:09,960 行 2644 01:51:17,580 --> 01:51:18,710 小孩 2645 01:51:18,920 --> 01:51:20,170 出来吧 2646 01:51:20,170 --> 01:51:21,040 你看他们都走了 2647 01:51:21,040 --> 01:51:21,920 没事的 2648 01:51:22,880 --> 01:51:24,500 你有什么出来说 好不好 2649 01:51:24,960 --> 01:51:26,710 出来吧 2650 01:51:29,750 --> 01:51:30,750 对呀 2651 01:51:30,960 --> 01:51:32,000 怎么了 2652 01:51:32,380 --> 01:51:33,000 害怕 2653 01:51:33,830 --> 01:51:34,750 害怕上台 2654 01:51:39,130 --> 01:51:40,710 害怕大家说你打得不好 2655 01:51:43,380 --> 01:51:44,330 不会的 2656 01:51:44,580 --> 01:51:46,460 首先你已经打得很好了 2657 01:51:46,460 --> 01:51:47,580 而且就算你打错了 2658 01:51:47,580 --> 01:51:48,710 大家也听不出来 2659 01:51:48,710 --> 01:51:49,630 他们没那么懂 2660 01:51:49,710 --> 01:51:50,460 就是 2661 01:51:51,830 --> 01:51:54,630 你已经是个那么好的妈妈了 2662 01:51:55,750 --> 01:51:57,580 他们还会骂你 2663 01:51:58,210 --> 01:52:00,210 他们也不懂怎么当妈 2664 01:52:01,210 --> 01:52:02,830 也可以骂你 2665 01:52:03,460 --> 01:52:04,460 为什么 2666 01:52:08,630 --> 01:52:09,330 对不起 2667 01:52:09,880 --> 01:52:11,580 我不应该让你知道这些 2668 01:52:15,250 --> 01:52:16,580 但只要你不写 2669 01:52:16,580 --> 01:52:18,210 你就不会被骂 2670 01:52:20,170 --> 01:52:22,830 所以你觉得 你不上台就不会被骂 2671 01:52:24,960 --> 01:52:25,880 如果我们不上台 2672 01:52:25,880 --> 01:52:27,710 不发表 不暴露自己 2673 01:52:27,710 --> 01:52:29,210 别人是不会注意我们 2674 01:52:29,750 --> 01:52:31,330 但是我们活在社会里 2675 01:52:31,580 --> 01:52:32,460 还要活那么久 2676 01:52:32,460 --> 01:52:33,750 一定会暴露的 2677 01:52:33,750 --> 01:52:35,080 早点或者晚点 2678 01:52:36,580 --> 01:52:37,460 就像你的作文 2679 01:52:37,460 --> 01:52:38,750 总会有好评 2680 01:52:38,750 --> 01:52:40,380 但也一定会有差评的 2681 01:52:40,960 --> 01:52:41,960 你不能因为害怕差评 2682 01:52:41,960 --> 01:52:43,500 就永远不写作文了 2683 01:52:43,500 --> 01:52:44,460 你看 2684 01:52:44,460 --> 01:52:46,130 我就不会被差评打倒啊 2685 01:52:47,630 --> 01:52:49,380 我没有你坚强 2686 01:52:49,380 --> 01:52:51,080 你是铁做的女人 2687 01:52:52,080 --> 01:52:54,250 我每次上台前也都怕得要死 2688 01:52:54,580 --> 01:52:55,580 我怕我跑调 2689 01:52:55,580 --> 01:52:56,960 怕观众讨厌我 2690 01:52:57,210 --> 01:52:59,250 其实没有那么多人在意我们的 2691 01:52:59,250 --> 01:53:01,330 我们只在乎那些在乎我们的人就好了 2692 01:53:01,460 --> 01:53:02,960 就像她是你一个人的妈 2693 01:53:02,960 --> 01:53:04,460 你说她好就够了 2694 01:53:05,130 --> 01:53:06,750 她是我一个人的妈 2695 01:53:06,750 --> 01:53:08,830 但我是所有人的鼓手 2696 01:53:09,170 --> 01:53:10,500 那咱也没那么牛 2697 01:53:12,330 --> 01:53:13,960 如果你没有准备好 2698 01:53:13,960 --> 01:53:14,960 你可以不上台的 2699 01:53:14,960 --> 01:53:15,830 没关系 2700 01:53:15,960 --> 01:53:17,380 没有人会怪你的 2701 01:53:17,960 --> 01:53:19,580 你可以晚一点再面对 2702 01:53:19,580 --> 01:53:20,250 好吗 2703 01:53:24,380 --> 01:53:25,460 来吧 宝贝 2704 01:53:27,330 --> 01:53:28,460 行 没事 2705 01:53:28,460 --> 01:53:29,460 不上就不上啊 2706 01:53:29,460 --> 01:53:30,710 小马上就行 2707 01:53:31,130 --> 01:53:32,080 没事的啊 2708 01:53:32,750 --> 01:53:33,580 你知道吗 2709 01:53:33,710 --> 01:53:35,960 霉霉十岁第一次上台的时候也这样 2710 01:53:35,960 --> 01:53:37,250 那歌词全忘了 2711 01:53:37,250 --> 01:53:38,580 就傻站在那儿 2712 01:53:38,580 --> 01:53:40,080 直接给观众嘘下台了 2713 01:53:40,080 --> 01:53:41,080 真的啊 真的啊 2714 01:53:41,460 --> 01:53:42,830 那霉霉也有这种经历啊 2715 01:53:43,420 --> 01:53:45,790 他们怎么能这么对待霉霉 2716 01:53:46,130 --> 01:53:47,500 美国人素质不行的啊 2717 01:53:47,630 --> 01:53:48,920 但是我向你保证 2718 01:53:48,920 --> 01:53:50,130 一般只会嘘主唱 2719 01:53:50,170 --> 01:53:51,250 不会嘘鼓手 2720 01:54:04,040 --> 01:54:04,790 你编的吧 2721 01:54:05,500 --> 01:54:06,460 没有啊 2722 01:54:06,460 --> 01:54:07,830 纽约时报上说的 2723 01:55:08,880 --> 01:55:11,460 接下来请副校长为我们讲话 2724 01:55:14,540 --> 01:55:17,170 有请我们的特邀鼓手王茉莉 2725 01:58:10,330 --> 01:58:12,130 我最喜欢的是 2726 01:58:12,380 --> 01:58:13,960 本来我以为我最喜欢的 2727 01:58:13,960 --> 01:58:15,130 是打鼓 2728 01:58:15,580 --> 01:58:17,630 但我在一个很大的舞台上 2729 01:58:17,630 --> 01:58:19,630 成功演出之后 2730 01:58:19,630 --> 01:58:22,500 我发现我没有想象中的快乐 2731 01:58:22,500 --> 01:58:24,580 我只是顺利完成了 2732 01:58:24,580 --> 01:58:26,080 我不能说谎 2733 01:58:26,080 --> 01:58:28,500 我还是喜欢做音乐的观众 2734 01:58:28,500 --> 01:58:31,250 我马上要出国看我最喜欢的歌手 2735 01:58:31,250 --> 01:58:33,380 泰勒斯威夫特的演出了 2736 01:58:34,130 --> 01:58:36,130 也是目前最喜欢的 2737 01:58:36,380 --> 01:58:37,750 以后不好说 2738 01:58:37,960 --> 01:58:40,080 我妈说试过就好 2739 01:58:40,080 --> 01:58:41,830 因为我的一生还长 2740 01:58:41,960 --> 01:58:43,750 还有很多幻想 2741 01:58:44,130 --> 01:58:47,000 没必要现在就定下来最喜欢的事 2742 01:58:47,630 --> 01:58:49,380 我也喜欢画画 2743 01:58:49,380 --> 01:58:50,380 打拳 2744 01:58:50,960 --> 01:58:53,500 但如果非要说最喜欢的 2745 01:58:53,880 --> 01:58:55,880 目前应该是写作 2746 01:58:55,880 --> 01:58:58,580 我想是因为妈妈的遗传吧 2747 01:59:53,960 --> 01:59:55,960 为啥要写《我不再幻想》 2748 01:59:55,960 --> 01:59:58,250 我就是想写一个悲观的作文 2749 01:59:58,880 --> 02:00:01,130 那以后能多写点乐观的吗 2750 02:00:02,630 --> 02:00:05,500 正是因为我们足够乐观和自信 2751 02:00:05,500 --> 02:00:07,250 才可以直面悲剧 2752 02:00:07,880 --> 02:00:09,630 从哪儿学的呀 2753 02:00:09,630 --> 02:00:11,330 你报道里说的 2754 02:00:11,830 --> 02:00:12,880 我咋不记得 2755 02:00:13,290 --> 02:00:15,540 我出生那年你写的新闻 2756 02:00:38,540 --> 02:00:39,420 好酸 2757 02:00:40,630 --> 02:00:41,960 你别吃了 我吃 167360

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