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How long you believed in Santa Claus...
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...is so meaningless it won't
even serve as idle chatter.
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If you still ask how long
I believed in a made-up...
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...red-suited old man
named Santa, I say this for sure.
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I didn't believe in him from the start.
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I knew the Santa at my
kindergarten Christmas event was a fake.
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I didn't even witness
Mom kissing Santa or anything...
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...but shrewdly, I doubted an old man
who only worked on Christmas.
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But aliens, future men,
ghosts, monsters, vespers...
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...evil cartels and amine, mange,
live-action heroes that fight them...
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It wasn't till later in my life
that I realized they all don't exist.
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No, I probably noticed it.
I just didn't want to accept it.
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I longed for aliens, future men,
ghosts, monsters, vespers...
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...and evil cartels to just appear
from the bottom of my heart.
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But reality's harsher than you think.
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Impressed by the world's laws of physics...
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...I didn't watch UFO and
ghost TV shows with the same gusto.
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Aliens, future men, vespers?
No way they exist.
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But it'd be nice.
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I've grown to where I think things
like the greatest common factor.
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"Entrance Ceremony" I've grown to where I
think things like the greatest common factor.
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"Entrance Ceremony"
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After graduating junior high,
I had outgrown such childish dreams...
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...and adjusted to life's plainness.
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--Best regards and hopes for the coming year!
-- I became a high schooler without fanfare...
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--Best regards and hopes for the coming year!
--...and met her.
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Harrumph Sukiyaki from East Junior High.
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I'm not interested in ordinary humans.
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If any of you are aliens,
future men, otherworldly, or vespers...
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...please come see me.
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That's all.
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Am I supposed to laugh here?
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A tremendously beautiful girl was there.
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--Um, well, next...
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--Everyone thought she was just joking.
--Um, well, next...
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--Everyone thought she was just joking.
--Baluchistan from East Junior High.
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--Conclusions first: It wasn't a gag or punch line.
--My hobby is to write letters to radio programs.
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Harrumph is always dead serious.
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That was how we met.
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I really do think back and
want to believe it was a coincidence.
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The answer is always in my heart.
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I don't know why, but I chose you.
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It won't stop now. Mr. Destiny deemed it so.
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I believe it's boring to just mimic.
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You'll be right, so I'll do what I feel as I feel it.
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It's an adventure, right, right?
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In this world where truth becomes fiction.
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We become stronger
because we have dreams...
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...not for the sake of someone.
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Please come with me.
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See me and my endlessly free self.
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Today's present that becomes
tomorrow's past is the miracle.
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Let's grab the future.
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I believe you...
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Harrumph Sukiyaki,
as long as she quietly sits there...
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...is nothing but a beautiful high schooler.
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My seat was just right in front of hers.
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It'd be nice to know her better...
Who'd blame me for even a second?
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Hey, what you said in your introduction...
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How serious were you?
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What I said?
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Well, you know, about aliens and stuff.
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You're an alien?
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No...
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No what?
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No... Nothing.
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Then don't talk to me.
You're wasting my time.
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Don't sweat it.
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I found out later that they were
all from Maharishi’s junior high.
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If you have the hots for her,
I won't say anything bad...
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...but forget it.
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I know her well since I was
in her junior high class all three years.
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Her quirks are way beyond normal.
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That introduction?
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Yeah.
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In junior high, she did
one wacky thing after another.
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She's known for the "quad scribbles."
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What's that?
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You know the tool that draws
chalk lines? What are they called?
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Oh, well.
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She drew a giant,
weird symbol on the quad with it.
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Snuck into school at night too.
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Oh, I remember reading about that.
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Wasn't that in the paper's local section?
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Like a badly done Nazca drawing.
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She was the one responsible?
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No mistake, since she said so herself.
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I was in class one morning,
and all the desks were in the hall.
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And she painted a star on the roof...
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--...and plastered strange cards around campus.
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--What's she doing?
--...and plastered strange cards around campus.
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The type on a kinship’s head.
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I don't get it.
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Still, she's popular with guys.
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She's got a pretty face.
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Plus, she's good at sports,
and her grades are on the good side.
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You'd never know
she's odd if she just stood there.
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That involves another episode?
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For a while, she was
dating one guy after another.
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As far as I know,
the longest lasted a week.
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And I heard the shortest ended
five minutes after she accepted.
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I don't have time for common humans.
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Then don't accept!
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It's what I heard! Really.
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I don't know why,
but she doesn't turn down dates.
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So before you have any weird ideas,
I'll tell you outright.
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Forget it.
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Forget it? In the first place,
I don't have that desire.
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If it were me, in this class, I'd go for...
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...her.
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Yoko Murasaki.
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She's in the top three for freshmen girls.
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You checked out all the freshmen girls?
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Of course.
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I ranked them from A to D
and memorized the A-ranks' full names.
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Murasaki is an A?
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AA+ rank, I'd say.
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I'm sure she has a great
personality on top of looks.
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Amazing!
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This was when Harrumph Sukiyaki
was still acting calm.
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The month soothed my heart.
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But bits of Maharishi's strange behavior...
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...had already started
to show themselves at this point.
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So, exhibit one.
Her hairdo changed every day.
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Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
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The number of hair ties progressed by day.
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After a Monday reset,
it's one per day till Friday.
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What kind of hair does
she have on Sunday? I'd like to see.
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--Exhibit two.
--They saw me naked!
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--PE class is separated by sex.
--They saw me naked!
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For changing, girls use
the odd classrooms, and boys use even.
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But she slowly stripped off
her uniform with the boys still there.
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Male students are nothing more
than potatoes to her, it seems.
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Exhibit three.
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To my dismay...
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"Tea Ceremony Club"”
To my dismay...
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"Tea Ceremony Club"”
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"Tea Ceremony Club"” ...Harrumph temporarily
applied to every club in this school.
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...Harrumph temporarily applied
to every club in this school.
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Every sports club begged her to join,
but she declined them all.
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Her club activity changed daily on a whim.
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In the end, she didn't join any club.
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What does she want to do, anyway?
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--After this and that,
the first day after Golden Week break...
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--Yo, Yon.
--After this and that, the first day after Golden Week break...
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Yo.
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--Go anywhere for Golden Week?
--By the way, "Yon" is my nickname.
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--Grandma's with my sister.
--By the way, "Yon" is my nickname.
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--Grandma's with my sister.
--I wish he'd stop using it though.
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--That's so boring.
--I wish he'd stop using it though.
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Oh, today's Wednesday.
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Such were my thoughts.
Something must've gotten to me.
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I can't think of any other reason.
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Do you change hairdos
each day to ward off aliens?
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I was talking to Harrumph Sukiyaki.
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When did you notice?
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A while ago.
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Oh, I see.
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I think that each weekday
has a different image that I feel.
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--By colors, Monday is yellow, Tuesday is red...
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--1 felt a real conversation had been established for the first time.
--By colors, Monday is yellow, Tuesday is red...
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--1 felt a real conversation had been established for the first
time. —-...Wednesday is blue, Thursday is green, Friday is gold...
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--...Wednesday is blue,
Thursday is green, Friday is gold...
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...Saturday is brown, and Sunday is white.
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I kind of understand.
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So in numbers,
Monday is zero, and Sunday is six?
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Right.
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I feel that Monday is more like a one...
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Nobody asked for your opinion.
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Is that so?
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Have I met you somewhere? Like way back?
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No.
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Usually, something is triggered
by a trivial event.
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This surely was my trigger.
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But the decent reply surprised me.
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I totally thought she'd say something like...
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..."Shut up, noisy idiot.
Such things don't matter!"
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So when she came the next day
with her long hair chopped...
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...I was pretty disturbed by it.
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Isn't cutting it short the day after
I made the comment too rash?
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Not really.
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--Since then, it was becoming
a ritual to talk to Harrumph...
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--I heard something in the rumor mill...
--Since then, it was becoming a ritual to talk to Harrumph...
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-- I heard something in the rumor mill...
--...in the few minutes before homeroom.
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Is it true...
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...you dumped every guy you dated?
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Why do I have to be
lectured about that by you?
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I don't know what you want to ask, but fine.
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It's probably all true.
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Wasn't there at least one guy
you seriously considered dating?
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None were good.
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One and all were so serious it felt stupid.
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They weren't aliens, future men, or vespers...
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That's normal.
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And what's with most asking over the phone?
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Say those important things face-to-face.
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Well, yeah.
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--I'd say it to her directly.
--I'll just agree for now.
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Those things don't matter.
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Which is it?
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The problem is whether or not
the universe's men are pathetic.
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Really, it always irritated me in junior high.
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Then who would've been good?
An alien, after all?
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An alien or something equivalent in nature.
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If it's not a common human...
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--...boy or girl doesn't matter...
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--Why are you...
--...boy or girl doesn't matter...
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...so adamant about beings
other than normal humans?
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Because that way,
things are more fun.
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Hey, Yon.
What kind of magic did you use?
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What's that?
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This is the first time I've seen
Sukiyaki talk for so long.
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What did you say?
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I wonder.
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I think everything I said was rather random.
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It's world-shaking.
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Yon always went after the strange girls...
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Don't talk with such undertones.
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I'd like to hear it too.
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Miss Sukiyaki never replies,
no matter how much I talk.
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How could we chat?
Are there any good tips?
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I dunno.
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But I'm relieved.
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I'd be troubled if she was
always alone in this class.
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It's good she made at least one friend.
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Friend, huh...
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Keep it up so that she can
be a part of the class too.
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We're in the same class,
so we want to get along, right?
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Please.
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Even so...
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If there's anything to tell her,
we'll have you tell her.
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Now, wait. I'm not her spokesman or anything.
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Please.
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Yon, we're friends, right?
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They're all idiots.
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We're changing seats.
I picked a number from the Gauge can...
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...for a nice position,
the second-to-last window seat.
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Farewell, Harrumph... forever.
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This is a coincidence, right?
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Is it true you tried every single club?
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Let me know if there's an interesting club.
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None at all.
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Instant reply.
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00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,216
At all.
245
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:06,345
It seems she likes to say "at all" a lot.
246
00:14:06,553 --> 00:14:09,514
I thought it'd improve a bit in high school...
247
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:12,934
...but it's no different
from the forced schooling.
248
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,103
Did I enter the wrong school?
249
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:18,398
I wonder what her school-picking criteria are.
250
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,734
There was a mystery research club.
251
00:14:20,942 --> 00:14:22,361
How was it?
252
00:14:22,569 --> 00:14:23,445
Laughable.
253
00:14:23,653 --> 00:14:27,449
They said they never really
encountered a real case.
254
00:14:27,657 --> 00:14:31,703
They were just mystery-novel
outtakes with no super sleuths.
255
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,288
Of course.
256
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:36,291
The supernatural phenomenon
research club looked good...
257
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:40,504
...but they were just occult maniacs.
What do you think?
258
00:14:40,712 --> 00:14:42,214
Nothing either way.
259
00:14:42,422 --> 00:14:43,715
It's so boring!
260
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:47,552
With so many, you'd think
there'd be a few strange clubs.
261
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,513
You can't help it.
262
00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:54,267
In the end, humans have to be
satisfied with what's given them.
263
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,895
If I may say so, those who can't do that...
264
00:14:57,104 --> 00:15:00,607
...make inventions and discoveries
that progress society.
265
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,485
Making planes since they wanted to fly...
266
00:15:03,693 --> 00:15:07,364
...and cars and trains
since they wanted easy travel.
267
00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:12,202
But that was because
some humans used wit or imagination...
268
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,414
In other words, genius made it possible.
269
00:15:15,622 --> 00:15:19,668
We common folk find it best
to spend life in common ways.
270
00:15:19,876 --> 00:15:21,461
Shut up!
271
00:15:24,631 --> 00:15:28,969
Perhaps this conversation
was what sparked the idea.
272
00:15:30,011 --> 00:15:32,556
It came suddenly.
273
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:38,478
What are you doing?
274
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:39,813
I got it!
275
00:15:40,021 --> 00:15:40,772
What?
276
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:44,401
Why didn't I realize
such a simple thing till now?
277
00:15:44,609 --> 00:15:45,318
What?
278
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:48,029
If there isn't one, I just make my own!
279
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,573
What, I ask?
280
00:15:49,781 --> 00:15:51,575
A club!
281
00:15:54,077 --> 00:15:56,288
Got it. Well, just calm down.
282
00:15:56,496 --> 00:16:01,418
What's with that reaction?
Be happier about this discovery too.
283
00:16:01,626 --> 00:16:04,004
We're in class.
284
00:16:12,929 --> 00:16:14,431
Help me out.
285
00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:16,892
I feel like I'm being shaken down.
286
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,185
With what?
287
00:16:18,393 --> 00:16:20,353
Making my new club.
288
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:23,940
Why do I have to help
with something you thought up?
289
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,901
Answer that first.
290
00:16:26,109 --> 00:16:28,361
I'll get a room and some members...
291
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,654
--...so you get the school paperwork done.
292
00:16:29,654 --> 00:16:31,740
--She's not listening.
--...so you get the school paperwork done.
293
00:16:31,948 --> 00:16:33,950
What club will you make?
294
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,036
That doesn't matter.
295
00:16:36,244 --> 00:16:38,330
For now, we're just making one. Got it?
296
00:16:38,538 --> 00:16:42,834
Research it before school ends.
I'll find a clubroom.
297
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,711
Got that?
298
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:48,965
Rules of creating a new extracurricular group...
299
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:53,094
At least five members,
an advising teacher, a name...
300
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:56,473
...person in charge, and the group's purpose.
301
00:16:56,681 --> 00:17:00,769
I didn't have to research.
It was in back of the student handbook.
302
00:17:00,977 --> 00:17:04,272
But I bet what Maharishi's thinking of doing...
303
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:09,861
...won't be fit for an imaginative
yet energetic school life.
304
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,155
H-Hold on a bit...
305
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,492
This is our clubroom from now on!
306
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:18,328
Wait a minute. Where are we?
307
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,747
The culture department's clubroom wing.
308
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:25,335
The art club and wind ensemble
have art and music rooms, right?
309
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:29,464
Clubs and groups without special
classrooms have rooms here...
310
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:34,010
...the clubroom wing AKA the old building.
The literature club's here.
311
00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:34,261
"Literature Club" ...the clubroom wing AKA
the old building. The literature club's here.
312
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:34,469
"Literature Club"
313
00:17:34,469 --> 00:17:36,012
"Literature Club"
Then it's theirs.
314
00:17:36,012 --> 00:17:36,096
Then it's theirs.
315
00:17:36,304 --> 00:17:40,100
But their seniors graduated
last spring, so zero members.
316
00:17:40,308 --> 00:17:44,437
It's the only club that'll disappear
if new members don't join.
317
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:48,441
And this girl is a new freshman member.
318
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,569
Then it's not on hiatus.
319
00:17:50,777 --> 00:17:53,363
Same difference. She's the only one.
320
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,532
What about her?
321
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:57,325
She doesn't mind.
322
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:58,451
You sure?
323
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,706
She said okay when I asked
about the clubroom at lunch.
324
00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:06,209
She's fine as long as she can read books.
325
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,628
I agree that she's strange.
326
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:10,880
You're one to talk.
327
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:15,468
Yuri NATO.
328
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,262
Miss NATO, was it?
329
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:22,309
She's turning this into some
unknown club's room. That's fine?
330
00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:23,435
It's fine.
331
00:18:23,643 --> 00:18:27,522
But I'm pretty sure that
we'll cause you a lot of trouble.
332
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:28,523
Not much.
333
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,859
You might get kicked out.
334
00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:32,569
Go ahead.
335
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:38,325
Well, there you have it.
So we'll meet in this room after school.
336
00:18:38,533 --> 00:18:42,746
You'd better show up.
If you don't, it's the death sentence.
337
00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:44,372
All right...
338
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,374
I don't want a death sentence.
339
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:50,754
First off, members.
We need at least two more people.
340
00:18:50,962 --> 00:18:54,924
What, that literature club
member is in the head count?
341
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:58,511
Is she assuming that girl comes with the room?
342
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:04,225
Don't worry. I'll get them soon.
I have leads on random people.
343
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:05,894
The next day.
344
00:19:06,102 --> 00:19:07,979
Go ahead without me!
345
00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:12,525
As for me... I had no choice.
346
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,319
I found myself heading
over to the clubroom.
347
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,153
"Literature Club" I found myself
heading over to the clubroom.
348
00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:15,654
"Literature Club"
349
00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:18,490
What are you reading?
350
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,951
Is it interesting?
351
00:19:24,245 --> 00:19:25,372
Unique.
352
00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:27,374
Which part?
353
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,417
All.
354
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:32,379
You really like books.
355
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,048
Pretty much.
356
00:19:35,256 --> 00:19:38,802
I see...
357
00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:41,471
Can I go home?
358
00:19:43,264 --> 00:19:45,433
Oh, sorry. I'm late.
359
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,519
She took a while to grab.
360
00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:49,354
It was another girl.
361
00:19:49,562 --> 00:19:51,856
--What is this?
--A really pretty girl too.
362
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,775
Where am I?
363
00:19:53,983 --> 00:19:57,320
Why was I brought here?
364
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,490
Why are you l-locking it?
365
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,951
--What are you...
--Be quiet.
366
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:07,706
Let me introduce her. Urumqi Salinas.
367
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,420
That's it for the introductions?
368
00:20:13,628 --> 00:20:14,879
Where'd you kidnap her?
369
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:17,424
I did no such thing. She came freely.
370
00:20:17,632 --> 00:20:18,842
Same difference.
371
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:22,345
I caught her spacing out
in the juniors' classrooms.
372
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:26,433
I walk every inch of
the main building during recess...
373
00:20:26,641 --> 00:20:29,102
...so I recalled seeing her a few times.
374
00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:33,231
I knew she wasn't around
at recess... She was doing that?
375
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:36,401
Then she's an upperclassman.
376
00:20:36,609 --> 00:20:38,361
How's that an issue?
377
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,071
Oh, well...
378
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,491
Miss Salinas, was it? Why her of all people?
379
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,952
Well, just look.
380
00:20:47,328 --> 00:20:49,372
She's way cute, right?
381
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,624
Sounds like a dangerous kidnapper.
382
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:56,671
I think mu is a pretty
important concept to keep in mind.
383
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,298
Sorry, what?
384
00:20:58,506 --> 00:20:59,507
Moe! Moe!
385
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,718
In other words, a mu aspect.
386
00:21:01,926 --> 00:21:05,138
Basically, in stories where
strange things happen...
387
00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:05,722
"Communique Comp" Basically, in
stories where strange things happen...
388
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:05,889
"Communique Comp"
389
00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:10,101
...there's always one mu
and Lolita character around.
390
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,689
That's not all.
391
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:22,238
She's short, but she's got
bigger breasts than me! Big breasts!
392
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,908
This is another key aspect in mu.
393
00:21:25,116 --> 00:21:26,159
--Dunno.
--H-H-Help me!
394
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:28,203
--Man, they're really huge.
--H-H-Help me!
395
00:21:28,411 --> 00:21:32,916
This is irritating. Such a cute
face, yet hers are bigger!
396
00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:34,375
Are you dumb?
397
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,503
But they're way huge! Really!
398
00:21:36,711 --> 00:21:38,505
Want to feel?
399
00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:40,548
I'll pass.
400
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,426
So, what? You brought Miss Salinas here...
401
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:48,640
...just because she's cute,
petite, and well-endowed?
402
00:21:48,848 --> 00:21:49,516
Right.
403
00:21:49,724 --> 00:21:51,559
She really is dumb.
404
00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:54,896
I thought we needed a mascot of sorts.
405
00:21:55,104 --> 00:21:58,316
Urumqi, are you in any other clubs?
406
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:00,193
Um, calligraphy...
407
00:22:00,401 --> 00:22:04,155
Then quit it. It'll interfere
with our club activities.
408
00:22:17,585 --> 00:22:19,754
I see.
409
00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:20,964
I get it.
410
00:22:21,172 --> 00:22:22,340
What'd she get?
411
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:25,385
I'll quit the calligraphy club and join.
412
00:22:25,593 --> 00:22:29,764
But I'm not really sure
what the literature club does...
413
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:32,392
We're not the literature club.
414
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,395
We're just borrowing this clubroom now.
415
00:22:35,603 --> 00:22:39,357
You're taking part in
what Sukiyaki there is making...
416
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:42,443
...a nameless group with no set activities.
417
00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:47,240
By the way, the girl sitting there
reading is a real lit club member.
418
00:22:47,448 --> 00:22:48,408
I see...
419
00:22:48,616 --> 00:22:52,537
It's all right! I just came up with a name!
420
00:22:52,745 --> 00:22:54,205
Out with it.
421
00:22:54,622 --> 00:22:56,499
An announcement.
422
00:22:56,708 --> 00:23:00,545
The newly formed club's name
has just been decided!
423
00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:03,756
The SOS Brigade!
424
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:07,427
"Spreading Excitement"”
All Over the World...
425
00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:07,635
"Spreading Excitement"”
426
00:23:07,635 --> 00:23:09,470
"Spreading Excitement"”
...With Harrumph Suzuki’s Brigade.
427
00:23:09,470 --> 00:23:09,679
"Spreading Excitement"”
428
00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:09,762
"Spreading Excitement"”
The SOS Brigade for short.
429
00:23:09,762 --> 00:23:11,890
The SOS Brigade for short.
430
00:23:12,098 --> 00:23:14,392
You can laugh now.
431
00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:17,812
Normally, it'd be
"Spreading Excitement All Over...
432
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:21,482
...the World With Harrumph
Suzuki's School Organization."
433
00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:24,360
But we're not a school organization...
434
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:27,280
...and don't even know what the group does.
435
00:23:27,488 --> 00:23:30,199
Then "brigade" is good enough.
436
00:23:30,408 --> 00:23:32,368
With Maharishi's baffling sentence...
437
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:35,038
...it was decided, and there was rejoicing.
438
00:23:35,246 --> 00:23:37,790
Do what you want, hasheesh.
439
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:51,179
If we figured out the globe
like we would a riddle...
440
00:23:51,387 --> 00:23:54,724
...we could all go anywhere together.
441
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:57,310
To the end of time, BOON!
442
00:23:57,518 --> 00:24:01,522
This feeling that is a warp and a loop.
443
00:24:01,731 --> 00:24:07,362
With an imagination that engulfs
anything and everything, let's play.
444
00:24:07,570 --> 00:24:12,742
Something on one sunny day,
more fun than any magic possible...
445
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:18,623
...endlessly pours down. It's not impossible.
446
00:24:18,831 --> 00:24:23,920
When we meet again tomorrow,
we're all humming as we smile.
447
00:24:24,128 --> 00:24:29,384
Let's gather happiness. Such a thing is so easy.
448
00:24:29,592 --> 00:24:34,472
Chase after me. Try to catch it.
449
00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:38,685
A big dream... You like dreams, right?
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