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If you'd be so good
as to follow me,
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ladies and gentlemen.
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AMERICAN ACCENT:
So the game begins, huh?
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GONG CLANGS REPEATEDLY
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Thanks a lot.
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Oh!
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You're all here.
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CHUCKLING
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Marvellous.
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Luncheon is served.
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With a side dish of...
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..murder!
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ALL CHUCKLE
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Now, first of all,
meet your detective -
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actor and national treasure
Anthony Hart,
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or, as you know him,
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Elliot Flame from
television's Phoenix.
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WHOOPING
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Um, Aunt Hel, I thought I was
supposed to play the victim.
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You were.
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Dad?!
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MURMURING
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SCREAMING
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{\an8}THUNDER RUMBLES
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{\an8}BAXTER: One fatal stab
to the heart.
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{\an8}OFFICER: DS Mallowan.
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{\an8}Nice of you to join us.
We were expecting you
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{\an8}half an hour ago.
I know, I know.
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{\an8}Car trouble. But don't worry,
sir, I'm on it.
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{\an8}Just got to order a new part.
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{\an8}Well, a really old part.
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{\an8}A detective needs a car
that works, not a mobile skip.
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{\an8}Yeah, absolutely, sir -
great point. Couldn't agree more.
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Now, half the guests were
on a garden tour all morning,
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so we've ruled them out
and sent them home,
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but we need statements
from the others,
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and the Chief Super wants this
wrapped up
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as quickly as possible to keep
the eyes of the press off us.
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It'll be like a circus
here tomorrow.
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Are you saying
I've only got 24 hours?
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What? No.
Aw. Can you?
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Makes it feel proper dramatic.
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Look, wrap this up quickly,
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and keep the force
from press scrutiny,
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and that promotion's
as good as yours.
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Great. Where's Chaudhry?
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Farming dispute. Gibsons and
the Lewises, out near Cefnisel.
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It's all kicked off there.
I've got to go too.
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Two officers for warring farmers?
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No. Kayleigh's been suspended
from school
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for spreading malicious rumours
about a teacher,
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which I happen to know
are perfectly true,
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but that's beside the point.
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Well, don't worry, sir,
I've got it down here.
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Right, thanks. Keep me posted.
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Oh! Also, you two were
teenage girls once -
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say, hypothetically,
your father locked you
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in a police cell to teach you
about responsibility,
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do you think that would be
a good life lesson or...?
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BOTH: No.
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OK.
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Right, cause of death, stab wound
directly to the heart.
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Angle of entry suggests the killer
was standing in front of him.
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No defence wounds.
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Interesting detail
about the weapon, though.
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It's not a knife,
it's a letter opener.
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Other strange detail -
he's wearing make-up.
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Foundation over his left eye.
Someone punched him.
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Fairly recently,
from the look of it.
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Anthony Hart. Mm.
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Legend.
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Sounds wrong to say it, but
I thought he was already dead.
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Me too!
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WAITRESS: Can I go home?
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This is a murder investigation.
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Nobody is going to leave this house
until I've taken a statement.
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Look at the police notebook, honey.
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The attention to detail!
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Not sure I buy those shoes
on a cop, though.
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HE CHUCKLES
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OK, er, sorry,
what are both your names?
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Huh? Oh...
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CLEARS HIS THROAT
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IN SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT:
I'm Tannis Fairweather,
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owner of a South African
diamond mine.
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AMERICAN ACCENT:
Patty and Bill Marcus.
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I keep trying to explain to him
that this is not part of the game.
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It's not. It's absolutely not.
Someone died.
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SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT: Sure, Officer.
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OK, um, can everybody apart
from the family of the deceased
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please wait outside?
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Right. Gladly.
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I need a drink.
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Who would want to kill Dad?
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It's horrible.
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So, you both lived here
with Anthony?
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Er, no, urgh. No, I live in Ibiza.
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I am only here
because Dad came home.
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My brother came back last month.
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He'd signed up
to do these events for a year.
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This is the Hart family home.
DOORBELL RINGS
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Oh, good, that'll be him.
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I've asked a friend to come round -
I need someone to be with me.
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This is a murder scene!
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You can't be inviting
random people along!
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He's not some random person.
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He's a very dear old friend.
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Oh, right, well,
why didn't you say so?!
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Oh, Johnny!
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My hero!
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Fighting through the rain
to comfort me.
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Helena, it's so awful. I...
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Anthony, murdered? I...
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Unthinkable, isn't it? Mm.
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I've got a houseful
of strangers,
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I just needed someone familiar.
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Oh...
HE CHUCKLES SOFTLY
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Um, look, I, er... I know
what you're going through,
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and the last thing you want
to be doing is cooking,
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so I picked some food up.
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Oh, Johnny...
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..this is why I needed you.
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You understand me.
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I think you may be one of the few
people I've never understood.
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JANIE CLEARS HER THROAT
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Um, can I have a word with...
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..Johnny, is it?
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Mm.
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This is your new case, is it?
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Yes, and it's very time-sensitive.
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If I wanted your help,
I would've called.
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Oh, yeah, Dial-a-Lackey,
of course, yeah.
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Well, it's been quite a time
since you've pestered me,
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I thought perhaps
you'd passed me over,
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now that you were up and running.
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Hey! If you're going to touch
evidence, glove up!
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Oh, these horrible things.
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Ugh! Make me look
like some ageing Smurf.
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Eugh. OK.
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Interesting murder weapon,
though, isn't it, eh?
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A table covered in steak knives,
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yet they use a letter opener?
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It tells us
that the weapon is significant,
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pregnant with meaning
to our malefactor.
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Or...they just grabbed
it from the house.
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Helena's not the type to own
a letter opener.
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Precision's not in her armoury.
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She'd tear her envelopes open.
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A very passionate woman.
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Is she now, John Chapel?!
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Is that why you're here?
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To get your leg over?
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Well, I am not here
to get my leg over,
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you appalling vulgarian!
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Helena is a dear friend.
We actually met through Anthony.
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Some of my happiest memories
are in this house.
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So you were mates?
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Very good mates for a while.
Then, sadly, bitter rivals.
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Phoenix on ITV, Caesar on BBC.
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Got quite feisty.
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Mm. Well, he won in the end.
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What?! You think Anthony Hart
was more successful than me
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because he chose
to defect to America?
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Why didn't you ever go
to America?
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Oh, I was asked. Begged, even.
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I could never make the dates work.
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Anyway, can you picture me
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sitting around a pool all day
in my Speedos?
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Oh, I've had enough traumatic
images in my head today
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with the dead body.
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Do you mind?!
There was a time
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when I happened to look
rather striking in a Speedo.
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Couldn't get away with
it now, though -
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too much danglage.
Ohh, right. OK.
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I'm going to go
and ask Helena what she knows
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about the murder weapon.
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And I'll see what I can
find out from the other guests.
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But don't take too long
with Helena.
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She must be suffering terribly.
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DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
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Interesting, Chapel.
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Mm...
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Very interesting.
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Oh...
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HELENA: Never seen it before
in my life.
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I'm fairly certain
it isn't from the house,
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though I have had
four rather strong whiskies.
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Right.
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Very interesting.
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Actually, not that interesting.
Don't know why I said that.
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So...
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..you and John Chapel -
what's the story there?
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Oh, brilliant, sensitive John.
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Would wake a girl up with
a poem and a buttered teacake.
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You used to wake up
with John Chapel...?
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Yes.
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Is this relevant?
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Very. It's...essen...
essential background.
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Oh, right.
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Johnny used to stay here a lot
back in the '80s,
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um, and, well, we...
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..we had a bit of a fling.
Nothing serious.
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He was a wonderful lovemaker.
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Oh, God. God. No. Um...
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And then fate intervened.
I went on holiday to Marrakech.
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While I was away,
he met the lovely Elin.
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They were soulmates from the off.
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I came back with a deep tan,
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a gorgeous rug
and a broken heart.
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Aw.
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At least you got a rug.
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THUNDER RUMBLES
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Mm.
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And you've stayed in touch
all this time?
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No, no, no, he went off-grid
when Elin died.
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Poor thing. Wouldn't even pick up
the phone.
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It's only recently
he's got back in touch.
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Why? There's a young lady
in his life.
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Nothing like that -
an acquaintance.
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But, um...whatever she's done,
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he's really back to his old self.
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Seems to be alive again.
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JANIE CHUCKLES SOFTLY
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Did I mention
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he was a wonderful lovemaker?
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OK, I think we're done. Yeah.
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Oh, marvellous. Well...um...
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I think I might go
for a bit of a lie-down.
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Do, er, wake me up
if you find the killer.
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WAITRESS: There you go.
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You did say tea, yeah?
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Oh, actually, I asked for an
extra-hot latte machi...
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Yeah. Thought that might
be a challenge.
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Izzy's a nice girl,
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but she's slightly useless
for a silver-service waitress.
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She was so spooked earlier,
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she bolted upstairs to the bathroom
when she saw the body.
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Well, that's interesting.
Excuse me.
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Er... Oh, yeah, no, yeah,
just walk away.
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I was definitely
done talking, so...
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Don't mind me.
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SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT:
Quite the tricky murder
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we've got going on here, eh?
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HE CHUCKLES
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Well, this is a murder.
A man is dead.
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HE LAUGHS
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I've tried, Mr Chapel.
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I'm Patty Marcus.
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This is Bill.
Charmed.
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Sorry, love,
I think that's got sugar in.
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It's the margaritas
all over again, huh?
252
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,461
The margaritas?
253
00:11:17,461 --> 00:11:19,861
Anthony asked me to make him
a margarita earlier.
254
00:11:19,861 --> 00:11:23,021
He took one sip, said it was
disgusting and then he lost it.
255
00:11:23,021 --> 00:11:24,341
When was this?
256
00:11:24,341 --> 00:11:27,181
At the welcome drinks,
when we all arrived.
257
00:11:27,181 --> 00:11:30,661
Then he cleared off. Locked himself
in his room all day, even though
258
00:11:30,661 --> 00:11:33,181
we'd paid good money
to meet him.
259
00:11:33,181 --> 00:11:35,101
Er, Dennis Williams.
260
00:11:35,101 --> 00:11:38,301
I can make cocktails. I worked
the bar in Cardiff Infernos.
261
00:11:38,301 --> 00:11:40,101
I made the best
Skittle bombs out of anyone.
262
00:11:40,101 --> 00:11:42,021
I don't doubt it.
Cardiff Infernos -
263
00:11:42,021 --> 00:11:45,821
I wouldn't dare cast aspersions
on your mixology skills.
264
00:11:45,821 --> 00:11:47,901
Oh! Thanks, love!
265
00:11:49,061 --> 00:11:51,101
Look, I know probably now
is a bad time,
266
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:53,501
but I've just got to say
I am such a huge fan.
267
00:11:53,501 --> 00:11:55,781
I've even watched
your masterclass DVD.
268
00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:58,221
Really? Well, that's amazing.
269
00:11:58,221 --> 00:12:00,501
Yeah, we found it in Grandad's
underwear drawer when we were
270
00:12:00,501 --> 00:12:01,821
clearing his house out.
271
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,181
It's belting, seeing how hard
you work. Fair play.
272
00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:07,221
Well...you know,
acting, proper acting,
273
00:12:07,221 --> 00:12:09,021
it can be incredibly taxing.
274
00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:11,461
And nurses think
they've got it tough.
275
00:12:11,461 --> 00:12:13,981
Sorry, just pulling your leg.
276
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,261
Marvellous sense of humour!
277
00:12:17,261 --> 00:12:19,781
It's all right, I'm not immune
to a bit of ribbing.
278
00:12:21,181 --> 00:12:24,021
You seem like a
sharp tack, Dennis.
279
00:12:24,021 --> 00:12:26,021
What's your take on all this?
280
00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:28,821
I think it's the curse of Phoenix.
281
00:12:28,821 --> 00:12:31,261
The curse of Phoenix?
282
00:12:31,261 --> 00:12:34,621
Ah, you have to tell me
all about this.
283
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:39,261
Well, there was a girl worked
on the show who died years ago.
284
00:12:39,261 --> 00:12:42,861
And two actors suffered
heart attacks while filming.
285
00:12:42,861 --> 00:12:46,461
And now this. There's no such thing
as bloody curses!
286
00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:49,061
Anthony wasn't killed
by a myth or a legend,
287
00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:51,661
it was someone in this house.
288
00:12:51,661 --> 00:12:54,701
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need the loo.
289
00:12:54,701 --> 00:12:56,901
Prostate the size of a cantaloupe.
290
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,061
BILL LAUGHS
291
00:12:59,061 --> 00:13:00,501
Can I borrow Mr Chapel?
292
00:13:01,701 --> 00:13:04,141
Please excuse me.
Yeah, right.
293
00:13:07,061 --> 00:13:10,301
How can I help, Detective?
294
00:13:07,061 --> 00:13:10,301
QUIET CHATTER
295
00:13:10,301 --> 00:13:13,141
So, what do you make
of our guests?
296
00:13:13,141 --> 00:13:15,301
An interesting little bunch.
297
00:13:15,301 --> 00:13:18,181
Well, Dennis, something
not quite right there,
298
00:13:18,181 --> 00:13:20,261
no, no, but what is it, Chapel?
What is it?
299
00:13:20,261 --> 00:13:22,261
Performance, artifice -
it's not his thing at all,
300
00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:25,341
but he's here,
at a murder mystery event.
301
00:13:25,341 --> 00:13:28,021
No, that dog won't hunt,
no, no. Plus, he mocked me.
302
00:13:28,021 --> 00:13:29,981
Oh, right, yeah,
he bruised your ego
303
00:13:29,981 --> 00:13:32,981
so he must be our killer?
Anything actually useful?
304
00:13:32,981 --> 00:13:36,581
Anthony spent all afternoon in his
room. Have you searched it yet?
305
00:13:36,581 --> 00:13:38,021
Not yet, but I was going to.
306
00:13:38,021 --> 00:13:40,021
Oh, yeah? Do you want to come?
307
00:13:40,021 --> 00:13:43,541
Well, I really ought to go
and see Helena.
308
00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:44,821
She's having a lie-down.
309
00:13:44,821 --> 00:13:47,421
But you could wake her up
in a bit, with a...
310
00:13:47,421 --> 00:13:49,861
..poem and a buttered teacake.
311
00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:52,621
What? Mm! Come on.
312
00:13:59,021 --> 00:14:02,181
Ah! Ah-ha-ha!
313
00:14:02,181 --> 00:14:06,141
Somebody's hand-delivered
a letter to Anthony.
314
00:14:08,341 --> 00:14:09,421
And... Oh.
315
00:14:08,341 --> 00:14:09,421
PHONE RINGS
316
00:14:09,421 --> 00:14:11,101
Oh! ..it's missing.
317
00:14:12,821 --> 00:14:15,381
Dean!
318
00:14:15,381 --> 00:14:16,821
Yes, thank you.
319
00:14:17,981 --> 00:14:20,341
Yeah, I need to bring
my car in again.
320
00:14:20,341 --> 00:14:24,421
The usual.
And there's a burnt-hair smell.
321
00:14:24,421 --> 00:14:26,861
Oh, and it keeps making
this noise.
322
00:14:26,861 --> 00:14:28,501
Er...
323
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,181
Well, sort of like, um...
324
00:14:31,181 --> 00:14:33,501
SHE SCREECHES
325
00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:37,901
Thank you. Thanks, thanks. Bye.
326
00:14:40,741 --> 00:14:43,941
Very interesting -
car sentimentality.
327
00:14:44,901 --> 00:14:47,741
Usually get it with men,
or parents,
328
00:14:47,741 --> 00:14:49,261
but I don't get it with you.
329
00:14:49,261 --> 00:14:50,501
There's nothing to get.
I like my car.
330
00:14:50,501 --> 00:14:53,821
I like VHS tapes -
I don't watch them any more.
331
00:14:53,821 --> 00:14:56,261
It's not as simple as that.
332
00:14:56,261 --> 00:14:57,781
My car...
333
00:14:57,781 --> 00:15:00,101
..it was Sian's.
She left it to me,
334
00:15:00,101 --> 00:15:02,421
so it means a bit more
than a flipping VHS tape.
335
00:15:04,581 --> 00:15:07,381
It's funny - we used to
pretend to be you.
336
00:15:07,381 --> 00:15:10,781
Just driving round,
looking for crime.
337
00:15:10,781 --> 00:15:14,181
She was a weirdo too, was she?
No wonder you were close.
338
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,061
Oi! We weren't weird,
we were cool.
339
00:15:16,061 --> 00:15:18,181
And I don't want to watch
all of that just get crushed up
340
00:15:18,181 --> 00:15:20,461
into a little...metal cube,
341
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,061
so just leave my car alone.
342
00:15:22,061 --> 00:15:23,141
Right.
343
00:15:25,901 --> 00:15:28,861
Very odd mix of magazines.
344
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:32,621
Anthony didn't seem
the celeb junk-mag type to me.
345
00:15:34,741 --> 00:15:36,981
There's nothing here.
346
00:15:36,981 --> 00:15:38,501
Do you think this looks
like someone
347
00:15:38,501 --> 00:15:40,421
who was planning on
staying for good?
348
00:15:40,421 --> 00:15:42,421
Well, it's hard to say,
isn't it?
349
00:15:42,421 --> 00:15:44,621
Us actors aren't
all about possessions.
350
00:15:44,621 --> 00:15:48,381
Our accumulated baggage
is on the inside.
351
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,461
I don't think he was staying.
352
00:15:50,461 --> 00:15:53,821
Helena said he'd signed up
to do these events for a year.
353
00:15:54,901 --> 00:15:56,421
If he was going to do a runner,
354
00:15:56,421 --> 00:15:58,501
that would give her
a pretty good motive.
355
00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:00,701
Helena? Fratricide?
It's preposterous.
356
00:16:00,701 --> 00:16:04,541
Why don't you go and, um,
rouse her from her slumber,
357
00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:05,901
see what you can find out?
358
00:16:05,901 --> 00:16:09,061
I'm here to comfort Helena,
not interrogate her.
359
00:16:09,061 --> 00:16:11,421
Anyway, we should be talking
to the son, Owen.
360
00:16:11,421 --> 00:16:13,741
He just came back
to see his father,
361
00:16:13,741 --> 00:16:16,981
who is then murdered -
seems very...coincidental.
362
00:16:16,981 --> 00:16:19,621
OK, deal. I'll go talk to him,
363
00:16:19,621 --> 00:16:22,701
and you go charm
the lady of the manor.
364
00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:26,901
Um...
365
00:16:26,901 --> 00:16:30,181
I, er... I haven't read
this week's, and, um,
366
00:16:30,181 --> 00:16:34,741
well, I need to flush out
a little suspect of my own.
367
00:16:34,741 --> 00:16:37,981
TOILET FLUSHES
368
00:16:37,981 --> 00:16:40,341
GENTLE MUSIC
369
00:16:40,341 --> 00:16:42,901
So...Ibiza...
370
00:16:44,661 --> 00:16:46,861
Sounds nice.
371
00:16:46,861 --> 00:16:48,181
Lots of parties.
372
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,901
That's what my life used to
look like, but not now.
373
00:16:50,901 --> 00:16:53,061
I run a wellness retreat.
374
00:16:53,061 --> 00:16:55,501
Why Ibiza? Couldn't you run
a wellness retreat here?
375
00:16:55,501 --> 00:16:57,221
HE CHUCKLES
376
00:16:57,221 --> 00:16:59,581
Nobody gets well in Powys.
377
00:16:59,581 --> 00:17:02,861
For a start, you need vitamin D
and sunshine.
378
00:17:02,861 --> 00:17:06,701
Do you have to do that now?
Yoga's great for processing grief.
379
00:17:06,701 --> 00:17:08,621
HE WAILS
380
00:17:08,621 --> 00:17:10,941
HE SIGHS
381
00:17:10,941 --> 00:17:12,381
You grew up here?
382
00:17:12,381 --> 00:17:15,101
Ah, do you know?
Sometimes I wish I'd just had
383
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,101
a more wholesome,
humble upbringing -
384
00:17:17,101 --> 00:17:19,021
like you probably had.
385
00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:20,821
Excuse me?! We had Sky!
386
00:17:20,821 --> 00:17:22,421
And we went to Crete!
387
00:17:22,421 --> 00:17:23,781
HE CHUCKLES
388
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,821
Did anything
out of the ordinary happen
389
00:17:25,821 --> 00:17:28,501
running up to the event?
390
00:17:25,821 --> 00:17:28,501
HE INHALES DEEPLY
391
00:17:28,501 --> 00:17:31,181
No, I don't think so.
392
00:17:31,181 --> 00:17:32,981
Although...
393
00:17:32,981 --> 00:17:36,261
Oh, a few days ago,
Dad was acting strange.
394
00:17:36,261 --> 00:17:38,821
How? Kept trying to get rid
of everyone.
395
00:17:38,821 --> 00:17:41,141
Sent Aunt Hel off into town
to get supplies
396
00:17:41,141 --> 00:17:43,501
and told me to make myself
scarce for the afternoon.
397
00:17:43,501 --> 00:17:47,501
But I came back early
and he wasn't alone.
398
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:48,781
He was with a woman.
399
00:17:48,781 --> 00:17:51,181
THUNDER CRASHES
400
00:17:48,781 --> 00:17:51,181
Whoa...K!
401
00:17:51,181 --> 00:17:53,421
Can you describe this woman?
402
00:17:53,421 --> 00:17:57,221
Yeah, um, she was young,
dark hair.
403
00:17:57,221 --> 00:17:58,941
A bit like you, I suppose.
404
00:17:58,941 --> 00:18:01,061
But elegant and stylish.
405
00:18:01,061 --> 00:18:04,901
I'm stylish. Have you seen
my little crop jacky?
406
00:18:04,901 --> 00:18:06,661
Oof...
407
00:18:06,661 --> 00:18:08,061
DOOR CLOSES
408
00:18:08,061 --> 00:18:10,461
It's a little croppy jacky.
409
00:18:10,461 --> 00:18:13,381
You, up on the roof,
410
00:18:13,381 --> 00:18:15,901
bellowing poetry in a hurricane.
411
00:18:15,901 --> 00:18:17,581
We all thought you were mad!
412
00:18:17,581 --> 00:18:20,901
No, no, the technical term
is steaming, I think...
413
00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:23,501
Latvian vodka,
if I remember correctly,
414
00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:24,661
which I probably don't!
415
00:18:24,661 --> 00:18:26,061
BOTH CHUCKLE
416
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,821
Oh, Johnny.
417
00:18:27,821 --> 00:18:30,421
I feel awful laughing
in all this.
418
00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:33,781
Are you OK, Helena?
419
00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:35,141
Really?
420
00:18:35,141 --> 00:18:36,941
I have to be.
421
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:40,101
There's much to be done, and this
place doesn't look after itself.
422
00:18:41,341 --> 00:18:44,901
Is it not a bit too much
for you on your own?
423
00:18:44,901 --> 00:18:46,861
Sometimes.
424
00:18:46,861 --> 00:18:50,061
It'd be nice to have
someone else around to help.
425
00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:51,701
Mm.
426
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:53,541
Owen comes now and then -
427
00:18:53,541 --> 00:18:56,301
usually when
he's run out of money.
428
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,941
Perceptive of him
to come to you for money,
429
00:18:58,941 --> 00:19:01,061
rather than Anthony.
430
00:19:01,061 --> 00:19:03,781
Well, they'd had their troubles.
431
00:19:03,781 --> 00:19:07,141
He did rather run off the rails
in his youth.
432
00:19:07,141 --> 00:19:10,621
I say that's what
being young's for, but, er,
433
00:19:10,621 --> 00:19:13,381
Anthony was very hard on him.
434
00:19:13,381 --> 00:19:15,061
Even yesterday, they had a row.
435
00:19:15,061 --> 00:19:16,621
What about?
436
00:19:16,621 --> 00:19:18,021
I've no idea.
437
00:19:18,021 --> 00:19:19,621
Now, that's very odd.
438
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,541
This door is always locked.
439
00:19:24,901 --> 00:19:26,541
That's the third door
that's like it -
440
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:29,381
there are two more upstairs
that have been unlocked.
441
00:19:29,381 --> 00:19:32,061
Very strange.
442
00:19:29,381 --> 00:19:32,061
THUNDER RUMBLES
443
00:19:34,701 --> 00:19:36,101
Thank you for being here.
444
00:19:36,101 --> 00:19:38,901
Makes everything
that much more bearable.
445
00:19:38,901 --> 00:19:39,981
CLOCK CHIMES
446
00:19:39,981 --> 00:19:42,861
I just want everyone
out of this house.
447
00:19:42,861 --> 00:19:44,821
I think the police
will be done soon,
448
00:19:44,821 --> 00:19:46,181
and everyone will be
out of your hair.
449
00:19:46,181 --> 00:19:48,741
Yeah... That's not happening.
450
00:19:48,741 --> 00:19:50,341
The road's flooded.
451
00:19:51,741 --> 00:19:54,621
I'm sorry, but you will all
have to stay here overnight.
452
00:19:54,621 --> 00:19:57,501
BILL: Oh! Little predictable,
but I like it.
453
00:19:57,501 --> 00:19:59,461
Izzy, where have you been?
454
00:20:00,661 --> 00:20:02,301
I was just taking the bins out.
455
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,141
In this weather?
456
00:20:04,141 --> 00:20:05,941
Is everyone here insane?
457
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,461
Well, I suggest everybody
locks themselves
458
00:20:10,461 --> 00:20:11,901
in their rooms until the morning,
459
00:20:11,901 --> 00:20:13,901
when hopefully the road
will be clear.
460
00:20:15,821 --> 00:20:20,381
CAESAR: I am certain
of two things, Atkins.
461
00:20:20,381 --> 00:20:23,421
One - there is a killer
in our midst.
462
00:20:23,421 --> 00:20:26,781
And two - they shall
presently lament
463
00:20:26,781 --> 00:20:31,341
trying to commit a murder
under the nose of Charles Caesar.
464
00:20:31,341 --> 00:20:33,901
We've had a statement in from one of
the neighbours, sir.
465
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:36,261
Do you have to watch that now?
466
00:20:36,261 --> 00:20:38,261
It helps me think.
467
00:20:38,261 --> 00:20:40,941
But it... Well, it's distracting.
468
00:20:41,981 --> 00:20:44,901
It's transported me back
to my character.
469
00:20:44,901 --> 00:20:46,661
It's conflicting my psyche...
470
00:20:46,661 --> 00:20:48,221
Oh, this is a good bit.
Mm.
471
00:20:48,221 --> 00:20:49,821
PHONE RINGS
472
00:20:48,221 --> 00:20:49,821
Oh.
473
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:52,581
Chaudhry!
474
00:20:52,581 --> 00:20:54,221
Sorry, I was meant
to call you earlier,
475
00:20:54,221 --> 00:20:55,901
but I've been with
the Lewises all day.
476
00:20:55,901 --> 00:20:57,621
I've got to get a team in
from Welsh Water
477
00:20:57,621 --> 00:20:58,941
to clear out
the drains tomorrow
478
00:20:58,941 --> 00:21:01,141
before Dave Lewis -
and I quote -
479
00:21:01,141 --> 00:21:03,061
puts Tom Gibson
through the wall.
480
00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:05,221
Aw, that sounds really boring.
481
00:21:05,221 --> 00:21:06,701
Are you joking?
482
00:21:06,701 --> 00:21:10,261
They're going to let me hold
the big hose! I can't wait!
483
00:21:10,261 --> 00:21:13,821
Anyways, I've been looking
into Anthony Hart.
484
00:21:13,821 --> 00:21:15,621
You're going to want
to hear this.
485
00:21:15,621 --> 00:21:18,541
He was booked on a flight
back to LA next week.
486
00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:19,901
So he wasn't sticking around?
487
00:21:19,901 --> 00:21:21,661
No. But also,
488
00:21:21,661 --> 00:21:24,541
he filed for bankruptcy
in the US. He was skint.
489
00:21:25,621 --> 00:21:27,421
OK, bye!
490
00:21:28,541 --> 00:21:30,661
Well, the bankruptcy explains
491
00:21:30,661 --> 00:21:34,221
why Anthony was doing
those events. He needed the money.
492
00:21:34,221 --> 00:21:36,781
That's a very
unimaginative conclusion.
493
00:21:36,781 --> 00:21:40,621
Oh, for f... OK,
why do you imagine I'm wrong?
494
00:21:40,621 --> 00:21:42,141
Because if Anthony needed money,
495
00:21:42,141 --> 00:21:43,901
his agent could have got
him an advert.
496
00:21:43,901 --> 00:21:46,021
It would have been easier and
ultimately less humiliating.
497
00:21:46,021 --> 00:21:48,461
But bankruptcy?
We're talking a lot of money.
498
00:21:48,461 --> 00:21:49,941
I bought a boat once
499
00:21:49,941 --> 00:21:52,821
from just doing an advert
for Japanese vacuum cleaners.
500
00:21:52,821 --> 00:21:55,181
Mind you, it wasn't
just for the money -
501
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,381
I actually believed
in Saku Suck And Clean.
502
00:21:58,581 --> 00:22:00,141
O...K.
503
00:22:00,141 --> 00:22:04,981
Well, while I YouTube that,
why don't we call it a night?
504
00:22:04,981 --> 00:22:09,781
You could, um, go
for a nightcap with Helena?
505
00:22:09,781 --> 00:22:11,381
No, I don't think so.
506
00:22:12,701 --> 00:22:15,381
Why? She clearly fancies you.
507
00:22:16,581 --> 00:22:18,221
Don't you like her?
508
00:22:19,541 --> 00:22:22,261
Of course I do.
What's stopping you?
509
00:22:22,261 --> 00:22:23,901
You're single.
510
00:22:23,901 --> 00:22:26,461
I haven't been a single man
since 1986.
511
00:22:27,701 --> 00:22:30,821
I have a wife. You can't keep
living in the past.
512
00:22:30,821 --> 00:22:34,181
Oh, that's rich, coming from
someone driving around in hers.
513
00:22:34,181 --> 00:22:36,461
Now, just leave it, OK?
514
00:22:36,461 --> 00:22:37,901
OK. Fine.
515
00:22:42,621 --> 00:22:44,381
RAIN LASHES
516
00:22:46,341 --> 00:22:48,181
DOOR CREAKS
517
00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:51,501
DRIPPING
518
00:23:17,701 --> 00:23:20,821
THUNDER RUMBLES
519
00:23:20,821 --> 00:23:21,861
Johnny?!
Oh, God!
520
00:23:21,861 --> 00:23:23,941
TORCH CLANGS
521
00:23:21,861 --> 00:23:23,941
Helena, I'm so sorry.
522
00:23:23,941 --> 00:23:25,061
HELENA CHUCKLES
523
00:23:23,941 --> 00:23:25,061
Um...
524
00:23:25,061 --> 00:23:27,581
Don't know which is which.
This is mine.
525
00:23:27,581 --> 00:23:29,661
Oh, right. Yeah, this is mine.
526
00:23:29,661 --> 00:23:31,381
Sorry about that.
527
00:23:31,381 --> 00:23:35,021
Ooh! I see you've found
your old dressing gown.
528
00:23:35,021 --> 00:23:37,501
Yeah. It still fits.
529
00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:38,701
Yes, it does, yeah.
530
00:23:40,781 --> 00:23:42,821
Brought back some memories.
531
00:23:44,541 --> 00:23:48,101
Fond memories, I hope.
532
00:23:48,101 --> 00:23:49,141
Oh, yeah.
533
00:23:50,661 --> 00:23:52,941
Well, um...
534
00:23:52,941 --> 00:23:54,901
..I...I don't think
535
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:58,261
I'm going to get
back to sleep right now.
536
00:23:59,261 --> 00:24:02,941
Maybe a nightcap
might be a...good idea?
537
00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:07,101
Maybe.
538
00:24:07,101 --> 00:24:08,381
Ah...
539
00:24:10,101 --> 00:24:11,621
Yes.
540
00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:20,021
You do that, then. I...
541
00:24:20,021 --> 00:24:21,261
I'd better not join you.
542
00:24:21,261 --> 00:24:24,381
I'll only end up on the roof
543
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:26,461
shouting poetry again, yeah.
544
00:24:26,461 --> 00:24:30,661
A bit dangerous in this weather.
I'd be like a lightning rod, yeah.
545
00:24:30,661 --> 00:24:32,581
HE IMITATES EXPLOSION
546
00:24:32,581 --> 00:24:34,861
HE YAWNS
547
00:24:32,581 --> 00:24:34,861
Pew!
548
00:24:34,861 --> 00:24:36,461
Better get my head down.
549
00:24:36,461 --> 00:24:39,621
Eight hours and all that - advisable
for our age group, I believe.
550
00:24:39,621 --> 00:24:41,061
Yeah, heard it on a podcast.
551
00:24:41,061 --> 00:24:43,741
Yeah.
I won't...I won't keep you.
552
00:24:43,741 --> 00:24:45,741
Night-night. Er, sleep tight.
553
00:24:45,741 --> 00:24:49,461
Mm.
All that... Nighty-night.
554
00:24:49,461 --> 00:24:51,341
DOOR CLOSES
555
00:24:51,341 --> 00:24:52,581
SHE SIGHS
556
00:24:52,581 --> 00:24:54,461
I've slept on it
and I think I know
557
00:24:54,461 --> 00:24:56,901
who the mystery woman
that Owen saw is.
558
00:24:56,901 --> 00:24:59,141
What if, right,
559
00:24:59,141 --> 00:25:01,901
she is the lover
560
00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,941
Anthony came back for,
561
00:25:03,941 --> 00:25:05,621
but she had a jealous husband,
562
00:25:05,621 --> 00:25:09,221
and the husband joined
the murder-mystery event...
563
00:25:10,181 --> 00:25:12,941
..to kill his love rival?
564
00:25:12,941 --> 00:25:13,981
Dennis.
565
00:25:13,981 --> 00:25:16,581
What, Dennis had
a glamorous younger wife?
566
00:25:16,581 --> 00:25:19,861
Mm. What did they talk about -
his enlarged prostate?
567
00:25:19,861 --> 00:25:21,381
No, no, no, no.
568
00:25:21,381 --> 00:25:23,621
Well, I don't see you coming up
with any better ideas.
569
00:25:23,621 --> 00:25:25,781
While you were busy sleeping,
570
00:25:25,781 --> 00:25:28,781
my subconscious and
my antennae were busy deducing.
571
00:25:28,781 --> 00:25:29,941
Oh...
572
00:25:29,941 --> 00:25:31,461
It's obvious who this woman is.
573
00:25:31,461 --> 00:25:33,741
Getting everyone out of
the house? The unlocked doors?
574
00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:35,541
It must have been
an estate agent.
575
00:25:35,541 --> 00:25:37,301
Anthony was going
to sell the house?
576
00:25:37,301 --> 00:25:39,501
Well, it's the only logical
reason for him to come back.
577
00:25:39,501 --> 00:25:42,221
He needed money fast.
It was his only asset.
578
00:25:42,221 --> 00:25:45,021
An estate agent would want
to see every room,
579
00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:47,421
hence the unlocked doors.
580
00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:49,781
Mm. I'll get Chaudhry
to look into it.
581
00:25:50,821 --> 00:25:52,821
OK.
582
00:25:52,821 --> 00:25:54,861
If Dennis didn't do it,
583
00:25:54,861 --> 00:25:57,621
how about Owen?
He could be our killer.
584
00:25:57,621 --> 00:25:58,861
Why?
585
00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:01,821
Because he's annoying,
and I don't trust him.
586
00:26:01,821 --> 00:26:05,181
All his yoga and his yoga gear
and his yoga pants...
587
00:26:05,181 --> 00:26:07,381
You've got more of an issue
with yoga than Owen.
588
00:26:07,381 --> 00:26:08,501
Well, it's just stretching,
589
00:26:08,501 --> 00:26:10,581
and everyone that does it
thinks they're Gwyneth Paltrow,
590
00:26:10,581 --> 00:26:12,181
and I'm sick of it!
591
00:26:12,181 --> 00:26:14,661
Plus, he smells of biscuits.
592
00:26:14,661 --> 00:26:16,261
Mm. He's guilty.
593
00:26:16,261 --> 00:26:19,421
If we just knew
why him and Anthony argued,
594
00:26:19,421 --> 00:26:20,781
we could prove it.
595
00:26:24,021 --> 00:26:26,461
Well, you're not going to find
the answer in there.
596
00:26:28,901 --> 00:26:30,741
Actually...
597
00:26:30,741 --> 00:26:32,101
WATER SPLASHES
598
00:26:30,741 --> 00:26:32,101
Can't this wait?
599
00:26:32,101 --> 00:26:34,581
I'm kind of busy right now, because
our useless maid for the weekend
600
00:26:34,581 --> 00:26:36,821
just leaves all the cocktail
stuff lying around.
601
00:26:36,821 --> 00:26:39,901
It won't take long.
Ooh, tequila!
602
00:26:39,901 --> 00:26:42,021
I love a tequila slammer.
603
00:26:42,021 --> 00:26:44,461
Yeah, you seem like
the sort of person who would.
604
00:26:47,261 --> 00:26:50,221
Right, we need to talk now.
605
00:26:50,221 --> 00:26:51,821
About this.
606
00:26:54,101 --> 00:26:56,861
"Love Island Star's
Hideaway Regret"?
607
00:26:56,861 --> 00:26:58,781
Oh, er...
No, no, er...
608
00:26:58,781 --> 00:27:01,181
Just, er...
609
00:27:01,181 --> 00:27:03,181
"London Party Animals."
610
00:27:03,181 --> 00:27:06,021
That would be you rolling
out of the back of a cab
611
00:27:06,021 --> 00:27:07,981
in Soho, mm? Mm?
612
00:27:07,981 --> 00:27:10,581
That's why you
and Anthony argued.
613
00:27:10,581 --> 00:27:11,941
There is no wellness retreat.
614
00:27:11,941 --> 00:27:15,301
You've been living in London,
partying on Daddy's money.
615
00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,861
He found out
and summoned you home.
616
00:27:17,861 --> 00:27:19,381
You had to make it look like
617
00:27:19,381 --> 00:27:22,021
you were living in Ibiza,
hence the fake tan.
618
00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:25,301
Looks the part, but as
anyone whose mam loves fake tan
619
00:27:25,301 --> 00:27:28,261
as much as mine knows,
it smells like biscuits.
620
00:27:28,261 --> 00:27:29,821
The nose doesn't lie.
621
00:27:31,621 --> 00:27:33,101
Fine.
622
00:27:33,101 --> 00:27:34,581
Yeah.
623
00:27:34,581 --> 00:27:37,781
Dad called me and told me
to "come home at once"!
624
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:41,741
And, well, you know,
you don't ignore the big chief.
625
00:27:41,741 --> 00:27:43,661
And Anthony showed you
the magazine?
626
00:27:43,661 --> 00:27:46,061
Mm. Said it was the final straw.
627
00:27:46,061 --> 00:27:48,221
MOCKINGLY: "No more money."
628
00:27:48,221 --> 00:27:50,901
Pretty big motive for murder.
Mm.
629
00:27:50,901 --> 00:27:52,901
OK, now, wait a minute.
630
00:27:52,901 --> 00:27:55,701
OK, he was threatening
to cut me off all the time.
631
00:27:55,701 --> 00:27:57,581
Plus, I could just borrow
from Aunt Hel.
632
00:27:57,581 --> 00:28:00,701
Or bump him off
and inherit everything?
633
00:28:00,701 --> 00:28:04,221
Look... I...I wouldn't.
I couldn't do it.
634
00:28:04,221 --> 00:28:06,421
You know, most of
the Zen stuff's an act,
635
00:28:06,421 --> 00:28:08,741
but deep down I'm actually
a really peaceful guy.
636
00:28:08,741 --> 00:28:12,661
Hugs, not drugs, you know?
Although I do really love drugs.
637
00:28:12,661 --> 00:28:15,941
Look, if anyone wanted to hurt
Dad, it was that old guy.
638
00:28:15,941 --> 00:28:17,101
He threatened him.
639
00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:20,461
You threatened to punch Anthony.
640
00:28:20,461 --> 00:28:22,381
Was it you that gave him
the black eye?
641
00:28:22,381 --> 00:28:24,941
No! We had words, that's all.
642
00:28:24,941 --> 00:28:27,741
I was standing up for the girl.
The maid.
643
00:28:27,741 --> 00:28:29,421
Izzy? Yeah.
644
00:28:29,421 --> 00:28:32,301
He had a pop at her about his
margarita being too sweet,
645
00:28:32,301 --> 00:28:35,301
so I told him to pick
on someone his own size. Mm.
646
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,381
PHONE RINGS
647
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,381
Ooh.
648
00:28:39,381 --> 00:28:43,581
Chaudhry. Yeah, er,
I-I've got to take this, sorry.
649
00:28:43,581 --> 00:28:45,861
Chaudhry? What did you get?
650
00:28:45,861 --> 00:28:48,621
Well, hopefully
we can all go home soon.
651
00:28:48,621 --> 00:28:51,181
Not soon enough,
as far as I'm concerned.
652
00:28:51,181 --> 00:28:53,701
Well, this is what I can't
understand about you, Dennis.
653
00:28:53,701 --> 00:28:55,021
DOOR CLOSES
654
00:28:55,021 --> 00:28:57,541
Everyone else,
I get why they're here.
655
00:28:57,541 --> 00:29:00,501
They enjoy all this,
the...artifice.
656
00:29:01,621 --> 00:29:03,181
So do I.
657
00:29:03,181 --> 00:29:05,421
"And nurses think
they've got it tough"?
658
00:29:05,421 --> 00:29:09,381
No, no, you've no time
for dressing up, make-believe.
659
00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:11,221
You're a practical man.
660
00:29:11,221 --> 00:29:15,461
So why have you spent
a small fortune to be here?
661
00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:19,741
You're right.
662
00:29:19,741 --> 00:29:21,701
I'm not like the others.
663
00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:23,821
Oddballs.
664
00:29:25,621 --> 00:29:29,341
I think a lot of TV crime
stuff's just nonsense.
665
00:29:29,341 --> 00:29:31,221
Agreed.
666
00:29:31,221 --> 00:29:34,101
Well, it's actually what made
Caesar so remarkable.
667
00:29:34,101 --> 00:29:37,421
But it's not about Caesar,
sorry. Carry on.
668
00:29:37,421 --> 00:29:39,341
I am a sucker for Phoenix.
669
00:29:39,341 --> 00:29:41,541
Really? I found it to be formulaic,
670
00:29:41,541 --> 00:29:43,421
but it's all a matter of taste,
of course.
671
00:29:43,421 --> 00:29:45,181
No, please...please carry on.
672
00:29:45,181 --> 00:29:46,781
My daughter was a huge fan.
673
00:29:46,781 --> 00:29:49,661
We'd watch it together
every week without fail.
674
00:29:49,661 --> 00:29:52,501
What happened to your daughter,
Dennis?
675
00:29:52,501 --> 00:29:54,861
She moved to Canada. Years ago.
676
00:29:56,021 --> 00:29:57,621
I don't see her any more.
677
00:29:57,621 --> 00:29:59,941
It's only Canada.
678
00:29:59,941 --> 00:30:01,861
Flights are cheaper
than coming here.
679
00:30:01,861 --> 00:30:04,021
It's not that simple.
680
00:30:04,021 --> 00:30:05,341
We fell out.
681
00:30:06,701 --> 00:30:08,661
Things can't go back
to how they were.
682
00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:11,061
No. They never can.
683
00:30:12,141 --> 00:30:14,901
That's why I came here, really.
684
00:30:14,901 --> 00:30:16,621
Daft old sod.
685
00:30:16,621 --> 00:30:18,621
I saw it advertised
and I thought
686
00:30:18,621 --> 00:30:22,781
it might feel like me and her
were still together somehow.
687
00:30:22,781 --> 00:30:24,381
I didn't want to admit it,
688
00:30:24,381 --> 00:30:27,581
because, well,
it makes me sound bonkers.
689
00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:30,541
You're not bonkers, Dennis.
690
00:30:31,981 --> 00:30:34,581
Well, maybe you are, but, er...
691
00:30:37,501 --> 00:30:39,701
..we're all a bit bonkers,
aren't we?
692
00:30:39,701 --> 00:30:41,221
HE CHUCKLES
693
00:30:41,221 --> 00:30:42,541
Ah, yes.
694
00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:47,061
OK, I will need you to come in
and make an official statement.
695
00:30:47,061 --> 00:30:48,901
Yes, bye. Love you.
696
00:30:48,901 --> 00:30:51,381
Doh...dunno why I said that!
Argh, hang up!
697
00:30:52,741 --> 00:30:54,341
That was our estate agent.
698
00:30:54,341 --> 00:30:55,861
MY estate agent.
699
00:30:55,861 --> 00:30:58,181
You thought it was Dennis's
younger wife, remember?
700
00:30:58,181 --> 00:30:59,741
Mm, potato, tomay-to.
701
00:30:59,741 --> 00:31:02,381
She did meet with Anthony
to put the house on the market.
702
00:31:02,381 --> 00:31:05,461
She called back to confirm
some details a few days ago,
703
00:31:05,461 --> 00:31:07,741
but said the call was answered
by Anthony's sister.
704
00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:09,781
No. Yes.
705
00:31:09,781 --> 00:31:12,101
Helena said
they were still considering it
706
00:31:12,101 --> 00:31:14,901
and hadn't confirmed 100%
whether they'd be selling.
707
00:31:16,061 --> 00:31:19,741
No, no, no, no, Helena would never
sell the house.
708
00:31:19,741 --> 00:31:21,341
Which puts Helena in the frame.
709
00:31:22,461 --> 00:31:26,301
There was a call from some woman
but I was rushed off my feet.
710
00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:30,541
I just said what I thought
would...get her off the line.
711
00:31:30,541 --> 00:31:32,221
Ooh! Oh!
712
00:31:32,221 --> 00:31:36,101
I must have, er...must have got
a...shock
713
00:31:36,101 --> 00:31:37,861
from the light switch.
714
00:31:37,861 --> 00:31:39,941
You didn't confront Anthony?
715
00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:42,421
I didn't think he was serious.
716
00:31:45,701 --> 00:31:48,181
Weird. Didn't hurt me.
717
00:31:48,181 --> 00:31:50,381
But then I didn't hurt
my hand attacking Anthony.
718
00:31:50,381 --> 00:31:52,181
God, I'm good - admit it.
719
00:31:52,181 --> 00:31:54,181
Maybe not the time,
but very good, yes.
720
00:31:55,981 --> 00:31:57,381
Is it true, Helena?
721
00:32:00,301 --> 00:32:02,701
The selfishness.
722
00:32:00,301 --> 00:32:02,701
WASHING MACHINE DOOR BANGS
723
00:32:02,701 --> 00:32:05,021
Typical Anthony.
724
00:32:05,021 --> 00:32:06,941
He was trying to sell my home.
725
00:32:06,941 --> 00:32:09,141
You couldn't let that happen,
so you didn't. You stopped him.
726
00:32:09,141 --> 00:32:12,341
No, no, no, no. We argued.
I was furious and I hit him,
727
00:32:12,341 --> 00:32:13,821
but that was all.
728
00:32:13,821 --> 00:32:16,341
I needed him to make
these events a success.
729
00:32:16,341 --> 00:32:18,661
I'd spent months
putting everything in place.
730
00:32:18,661 --> 00:32:20,541
Not strictly true -
not everything.
731
00:32:22,261 --> 00:32:24,621
Think, Chapel.
732
00:32:24,621 --> 00:32:27,581
Yes. The name cards...
733
00:32:27,581 --> 00:32:29,061
..were in the wrong place.
734
00:32:29,061 --> 00:32:32,221
But I triple-checked
all the place settings myself
735
00:32:32,221 --> 00:32:33,301
yesterday morning.
736
00:32:33,301 --> 00:32:35,221
It's definitely in
the wrong place. See?
737
00:32:35,221 --> 00:32:37,621
Well, that's even stranger.
738
00:32:37,621 --> 00:32:40,781
The name's wrong.
There was no Lorna Maddison.
739
00:32:40,781 --> 00:32:42,701
Patty was supposed to be
a different name.
740
00:32:42,701 --> 00:32:45,981
Mary Murphy O'Toole. I came up
with all the names myself,
741
00:32:45,981 --> 00:32:48,221
and I was particularly pleased
with that one.
742
00:32:48,221 --> 00:32:50,621
Very Irish.
Mm.
743
00:32:50,621 --> 00:32:52,061
It's been tampered with.
744
00:32:54,621 --> 00:32:56,541
So who is Lorna Maddison?
745
00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:58,741
Lorna Maddison - worked
as a production assistant
746
00:32:58,741 --> 00:33:00,621
on the TV show Phoenix.
747
00:33:00,621 --> 00:33:01,781
Where is she now?
748
00:33:01,781 --> 00:33:03,061
Dead.
749
00:33:03,061 --> 00:33:06,421
Died in a car crash in 2007
whilst working on the show.
750
00:33:06,421 --> 00:33:09,621
According to the inquest,
she fell asleep at the wheel.
751
00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:11,341
She was driving
from set to London
752
00:33:11,341 --> 00:33:13,101
after a 15-hour working day
753
00:33:13,101 --> 00:33:15,741
to go pick up Anthony Hart's
mail from his house.
754
00:33:15,741 --> 00:33:19,221
All that to pick up some mail?
What an arse.
755
00:33:19,221 --> 00:33:21,741
Left behind a husband
and a six-month-old daughter.
756
00:33:21,741 --> 00:33:22,901
Aw...
757
00:33:22,901 --> 00:33:25,621
Also, we've had an update
from Baxter on the toxicology.
758
00:33:25,621 --> 00:33:27,301
Said she's rushed
the results through,
759
00:33:27,301 --> 00:33:29,021
so you owe her a Pizza Express.
760
00:33:29,021 --> 00:33:31,221
Every time!
What else did she say?
761
00:33:31,221 --> 00:33:34,021
Well, the cause of death
is still a letter opener,
762
00:33:34,021 --> 00:33:37,221
but Anthony had traces of
ethylene glycol in his system.
763
00:33:37,221 --> 00:33:38,941
Somebody had tried
to poison him.
764
00:33:38,941 --> 00:33:40,861
How much did everyone
hate this guy?!
765
00:33:40,861 --> 00:33:42,341
Ethylene glycol?
766
00:33:42,341 --> 00:33:45,661
Found in brake fluid.
Not enough to kill him.
767
00:33:45,661 --> 00:33:48,901
Apparently, it's quite easy
to hide. It tastes quite sweet.
768
00:33:48,901 --> 00:33:50,221
Thanks, Chaudhry.
769
00:33:50,221 --> 00:33:52,021
Well, that explains
why Anthony thought
770
00:33:52,021 --> 00:33:54,741
there was too much sugar syrup
in his margarita.
771
00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:55,821
Mm.
772
00:33:55,821 --> 00:34:00,581
And it does rather
implicate Izzy in his death.
773
00:34:00,581 --> 00:34:03,221
But why would she do it?
I don't know.
774
00:34:03,221 --> 00:34:06,821
Ah...the only motives I can see
come from the family,
775
00:34:06,821 --> 00:34:09,941
and Izzy is not family.
776
00:34:10,901 --> 00:34:12,421
She might be.
777
00:34:13,661 --> 00:34:15,181
Yeah, of course.
778
00:34:15,181 --> 00:34:17,301
The name card,
779
00:34:17,301 --> 00:34:19,941
the letter opener,
Lorna Maddison -
780
00:34:19,941 --> 00:34:21,941
it all comes back to her.
781
00:34:21,941 --> 00:34:24,301
Somebody wanted revenge
for what happened.
782
00:34:25,621 --> 00:34:26,701
Who?
783
00:34:26,701 --> 00:34:30,061
Lorna's daughter.
The six-month-old baby girl!
784
00:34:30,061 --> 00:34:31,781
She'd be about 18 now.
785
00:34:31,781 --> 00:34:35,741
It's possible. She clearly lied
to get the job working here.
786
00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:37,541
Silver-service waitresses
don't tend to come
787
00:34:37,541 --> 00:34:39,461
straight from Cardiff Infernos.
788
00:34:39,461 --> 00:34:42,501
But why go to all the bother? Why
not just bump him off in the street?
789
00:34:42,501 --> 00:34:44,581
She didn't want
to just kill him -
790
00:34:44,581 --> 00:34:46,301
she wanted him
to know why,
791
00:34:46,301 --> 00:34:48,501
she wanted him to be scared.
792
00:34:48,501 --> 00:34:51,501
That's why she posted
the letter under his door.
793
00:34:51,501 --> 00:34:53,381
It was a threat.
Where's the letter?
794
00:34:53,381 --> 00:34:55,621
She took it from Anthony's room.
795
00:34:55,621 --> 00:34:59,421
Think about it. Izzy's reaction
to seeing the body
796
00:34:59,421 --> 00:35:02,701
was to run upstairs
to the bathroom. Why?
797
00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,381
There's a toilet by the kitchen.
798
00:35:04,381 --> 00:35:07,621
She couldn't risk
you finding it in the house.
799
00:35:07,621 --> 00:35:09,901
Didn't it seem strange that
she went to take out the bins
800
00:35:09,901 --> 00:35:12,741
during a storm? You'd wait
until later, wouldn't you?
801
00:35:12,741 --> 00:35:17,061
Unless you had to get rid
of something urgently.
802
00:35:17,061 --> 00:35:18,981
Why would I kill him?
It makes no sense.
803
00:35:18,981 --> 00:35:20,581
A lot of things make no sense.
804
00:35:20,581 --> 00:35:22,501
Like why you lied your way
into a waitressing job.
805
00:35:22,501 --> 00:35:24,701
You did it to get close
to Anthony, didn't you?
806
00:35:24,701 --> 00:35:26,941
No.
Yes. You tried to poison him,
807
00:35:26,941 --> 00:35:28,701
and when that didn't work,
you stabbed him.
808
00:35:28,701 --> 00:35:30,021
No! Why would I?
809
00:35:30,021 --> 00:35:32,421
Because he killed your mother.
810
00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:35,621
Mam's dead?!
811
00:35:35,621 --> 00:35:37,541
I spoke to her this morning!
812
00:35:37,541 --> 00:35:39,661
You're not Lorna Maddison's
daughter?
813
00:35:39,661 --> 00:35:41,901
No, my mam's called Trish.
814
00:35:41,901 --> 00:35:42,941
Are you sure?
815
00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:45,581
What, that she's alive
or that she's called Trish?
816
00:35:45,581 --> 00:35:48,701
I mean, I'm pretty sure on both
but I can ring her and check.
817
00:35:48,701 --> 00:35:50,421
Agh, damn!
818
00:35:51,581 --> 00:35:54,341
Wha...! I was really hoping
your mam was dead!
819
00:35:54,341 --> 00:35:56,941
Not in that way. But something about
you doesn't add up,
820
00:35:56,941 --> 00:35:58,901
so you better tell me
why you're really here now
821
00:35:58,901 --> 00:36:01,341
or I'm taking you down the station.
Now, let's start
822
00:36:01,341 --> 00:36:03,701
with why you put a letter
underneath Anthony's door.
823
00:36:05,421 --> 00:36:07,741
It wasn't a letter,
it was a headshot.
824
00:36:07,741 --> 00:36:10,741
She's an actress. She lied her way
here to get closer to Anthony -
825
00:36:10,741 --> 00:36:12,301
thought it would help
her career.
826
00:36:12,301 --> 00:36:13,821
Same as she thought you would.
827
00:36:13,821 --> 00:36:17,581
Ah, well, that's why she was
keen to talk about my process.
828
00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:20,421
That's a relief.
829
00:36:20,421 --> 00:36:22,301
I did worry she was flirting.
830
00:36:22,301 --> 00:36:24,541
With you? Ego much?
831
00:36:24,541 --> 00:36:29,141
As if she wants to see you in your
Speedos with all your danglage.
832
00:36:29,141 --> 00:36:31,901
It does take us back
to square one, though.
833
00:36:31,901 --> 00:36:34,061
I was sure she was the daughter.
834
00:36:34,061 --> 00:36:36,221
It did feel right.
835
00:36:36,221 --> 00:36:37,861
Emotionally.
836
00:36:37,861 --> 00:36:41,181
An obsessive needing revenge
for a loss, righting the past.
837
00:36:42,181 --> 00:36:43,501
Oh, Chapel...
838
00:36:46,221 --> 00:36:48,221
Chapel...
839
00:36:48,221 --> 00:36:50,061
Yes-s!
840
00:36:51,261 --> 00:36:53,821
Oh, you fool! It's obvious!
841
00:36:54,901 --> 00:36:56,701
It wasn't the daughter,
842
00:36:56,701 --> 00:36:58,981
but it was the daughter!
843
00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:03,261
Just once, please, make sense.
844
00:37:05,741 --> 00:37:09,061
The road has been cleared now
so you're all free to go...
845
00:37:09,061 --> 00:37:14,181
..once we've sorted out the little
matter of who killed Anthony.
846
00:37:14,181 --> 00:37:16,061
BILL CHUCKLES
847
00:37:16,061 --> 00:37:18,741
Now... Wait, what?
848
00:37:18,741 --> 00:37:21,741
..this murder is, at its heart,
849
00:37:21,741 --> 00:37:24,941
about a woman called
Lorna Maddison - a young woman
850
00:37:24,941 --> 00:37:27,341
who died
because of Anthony Hart,
851
00:37:27,341 --> 00:37:31,221
18 years ago, driving
to collect his post.
852
00:37:31,221 --> 00:37:33,581
Hence the letter opener.
853
00:37:34,501 --> 00:37:37,461
I really like the word "hence".
I should use it more often.
854
00:37:37,461 --> 00:37:40,781
The letter opener was significant.
855
00:37:40,781 --> 00:37:42,901
Symbolic.
856
00:37:42,901 --> 00:37:44,381
Wasn't it, Dennis?
857
00:37:44,381 --> 00:37:46,861
BILL GASPS
858
00:37:44,381 --> 00:37:46,861
No way!
859
00:37:46,861 --> 00:37:50,901
You were the big inconsistency
from the start.
860
00:37:50,901 --> 00:37:53,221
The huge fan of Phoenix
861
00:37:53,221 --> 00:37:55,541
who wasn't interested
in the show.
862
00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:57,381
I told you, I liked it
863
00:37:57,381 --> 00:37:59,301
because me and my daughter
were into it.
864
00:37:59,301 --> 00:38:01,461
Your daughter. Yes.
865
00:38:01,461 --> 00:38:04,061
You were telling the truth there.
866
00:38:04,061 --> 00:38:06,581
I could tell
how much you miss her.
867
00:38:06,581 --> 00:38:09,461
But there'd been no
falling-out between you.
868
00:38:09,461 --> 00:38:12,581
You'd do anything
to see your daughter again...
869
00:38:13,661 --> 00:38:15,941
..but you can't.
870
00:38:15,941 --> 00:38:17,581
Because Lorna is dead.
871
00:38:18,741 --> 00:38:21,141
The only genuine emotion
you showed
872
00:38:21,141 --> 00:38:23,421
was when you saw Anthony
shouting at Izzy -
873
00:38:23,421 --> 00:38:25,261
seeing him push around
a young woman
874
00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:27,941
the way he'd pushed
your daughter around.
875
00:38:27,941 --> 00:38:29,701
Do you deny it, Dennis?
876
00:38:34,101 --> 00:38:36,301
That man...
877
00:38:36,301 --> 00:38:39,261
Maybe he wasn't in the car...
878
00:38:39,261 --> 00:38:40,501
..but he killed my girl.
879
00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:44,061
Every time I saw his smug face
on the telly,
880
00:38:44,061 --> 00:38:45,701
this thing grew inside me.
881
00:38:45,701 --> 00:38:47,941
I knew I'd have to finish
him off one day.
882
00:38:47,941 --> 00:38:49,981
Just had to find out
how to get to him.
883
00:38:49,981 --> 00:38:52,061
You famous people
are really cagey
884
00:38:52,061 --> 00:38:53,941
about your whereabouts
and that.
885
00:38:53,941 --> 00:38:56,381
Well, quite wisely,
in your case.
886
00:38:56,381 --> 00:38:59,861
Then I saw the ad for this.
Couldn't believe my luck.
887
00:38:59,861 --> 00:39:02,541
First thing I thought
of was the letter opener.
888
00:39:04,341 --> 00:39:06,461
Seemed fitting.
889
00:39:06,461 --> 00:39:09,141
"Here's your mail."
890
00:39:09,141 --> 00:39:12,781
I'd snuck off and changed
the place cards earlier.
891
00:39:12,781 --> 00:39:14,901
Said I needed the loo.
892
00:39:14,901 --> 00:39:18,061
In actual fact, I've got
the prostate of a 25-year-old.
893
00:39:19,061 --> 00:39:21,021
Then I came down before lunch.
894
00:39:21,021 --> 00:39:23,941
Asked for an autograph
for my little girl.
895
00:39:23,941 --> 00:39:25,581
He asked me her name.
896
00:39:25,581 --> 00:39:27,261
I told him -
897
00:39:27,261 --> 00:39:29,141
Lorna Maddison.
898
00:39:34,701 --> 00:39:36,661
They were the last words
he heard.
899
00:39:38,301 --> 00:39:39,821
You killed my dad?
900
00:39:41,901 --> 00:39:43,901
Saved you the job in the end.
901
00:39:46,021 --> 00:39:47,541
What?
902
00:39:47,541 --> 00:39:50,621
You'd already started your plan
to kill your dad.
903
00:39:50,621 --> 00:39:53,021
Poisoning him with brake fluid
in the margarita.
904
00:39:53,021 --> 00:39:54,101
BILL GASPS
905
00:39:54,101 --> 00:39:56,261
I told you I know how
to make cocktails!
906
00:39:56,261 --> 00:39:57,861
Owen wouldn't murder
his father.
907
00:39:57,861 --> 00:40:01,261
He had to. Anthony had threatened
to cut him off.
908
00:40:01,261 --> 00:40:03,021
Good work, Detective.
909
00:40:03,021 --> 00:40:04,221
I completely missed that. Mm.
910
00:40:04,221 --> 00:40:06,421
This is absurd.
There's no evidence.
911
00:40:06,421 --> 00:40:09,861
The tequila bottle. It's empty,
but there'll be traces.
912
00:40:14,221 --> 00:40:16,141
LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
913
00:40:14,221 --> 00:40:16,141
Yeah, OK...
914
00:40:16,141 --> 00:40:18,261
Yeah, you got me.
That's very good.
915
00:40:18,261 --> 00:40:20,741
Mm, yeah.
When I saw him at the table,
916
00:40:20,741 --> 00:40:23,501
the tears were real.
I was so relieved.
917
00:40:23,501 --> 00:40:25,421
Thank you, Dennis.
918
00:40:25,421 --> 00:40:29,701
Thanks to you, I walk free,
and inherit everything, so...
919
00:40:29,701 --> 00:40:33,221
Yeah. No, you're still going
to be arrested.
920
00:40:33,221 --> 00:40:35,341
It's still attempted murder.
921
00:40:35,341 --> 00:40:37,101
What?!
922
00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:38,381
No.
923
00:40:38,381 --> 00:40:41,781
Please, no. Um...
It-It was a joke.
924
00:40:41,781 --> 00:40:43,781
Er, doesn't grief do that
to some people?
925
00:40:43,781 --> 00:40:45,581
Gallows humour? No?
926
00:40:45,581 --> 00:40:48,381
Oh, come on, it wasn't
even enough poison to kill him.
927
00:40:48,381 --> 00:40:50,821
It would've taken me weeks.
928
00:40:50,821 --> 00:40:52,541
A good lawyer will get me off.
929
00:40:52,541 --> 00:40:54,861
And how are you going
to afford a good lawyer?
930
00:40:54,861 --> 00:40:55,981
SIREN APPROACHES
931
00:40:55,981 --> 00:40:57,781
Um... Oh, Aunt Hel, maybe you...
932
00:40:57,781 --> 00:41:01,701
You little shit. You'll never
receive a penny from me again.
933
00:41:01,701 --> 00:41:03,181
That'll be your ride, boys.
934
00:41:05,701 --> 00:41:09,101
We can come to an arrangement -
me and you?
935
00:41:09,101 --> 00:41:12,701
A mutual arrangement?
Backs get scratched?
936
00:41:12,701 --> 00:41:14,861
A bribe - there,
I can't be any clearer.
937
00:41:14,861 --> 00:41:16,421
Watch the shirt!
938
00:41:16,421 --> 00:41:18,181
There you go, Chaudhry.
Didn't miss out
939
00:41:18,181 --> 00:41:20,261
on all the excitement
with your dead sheep.
940
00:41:20,261 --> 00:41:24,581
Didn't you hear? It wasn't a sheep
carcass at all. It was a human's.
941
00:41:24,581 --> 00:41:27,461
What?! It'd had been
in the drain for years.
942
00:41:27,461 --> 00:41:29,141
Clarke wants us on it
straight away.
943
00:41:29,141 --> 00:41:30,981
I'll see you
back at the station, all right?
944
00:41:30,981 --> 00:41:32,741
OK, all right.
945
00:41:30,981 --> 00:41:32,741
ENGINE STARTS
946
00:41:33,861 --> 00:41:37,021
Er, I-I need to head
straight down to the station.
947
00:41:37,021 --> 00:41:38,781
What, in your car?
948
00:41:38,781 --> 00:41:40,101
You going to make it?
949
00:41:40,101 --> 00:41:43,461
Oh, I hope so,
but...maybe you are right.
950
00:41:43,461 --> 00:41:46,341
Maybe I do need to start
thinking about...
951
00:41:46,341 --> 00:41:48,701
..maybe thinking about...
952
00:41:48,701 --> 00:41:50,301
..letting it go.
953
00:41:50,301 --> 00:41:53,741
Well, you don't want to be
stuck in the past, like Dennis.
954
00:41:53,741 --> 00:41:56,341
Be sure to give us
a good review on Tripadvisor.
955
00:41:56,341 --> 00:41:59,461
Oh, that's for sure!
We had a great time. Thanks.
956
00:41:59,461 --> 00:42:02,141
Johnny? You're not going?
957
00:42:02,141 --> 00:42:05,421
Yeah, I'd better get back.
Yeah.
958
00:42:05,421 --> 00:42:07,501
Helena, look, um,
959
00:42:07,501 --> 00:42:09,941
if you're not, er, preoccupied
960
00:42:09,941 --> 00:42:12,301
in doing, you know, with the...
961
00:42:12,301 --> 00:42:14,581
Are you trying to...ask me out?
962
00:42:14,581 --> 00:42:17,021
I think I am. Yeah.
963
00:42:17,021 --> 00:42:18,701
Dinner?
964
00:42:18,701 --> 00:42:20,301
Talk about old times?
965
00:42:21,301 --> 00:42:23,221
Maybe make some new times?
966
00:42:23,221 --> 00:42:27,061
Yes, yes, I'd...I'd love that.
967
00:42:27,061 --> 00:42:29,621
Right, excellent.
968
00:42:29,621 --> 00:42:31,261
Great.
969
00:42:31,261 --> 00:42:32,701
Lovely.
970
00:42:32,701 --> 00:42:35,141
Oh, Johnny Chapel,
you've got me all flustered.
971
00:42:36,941 --> 00:42:38,941
BILL CHUCKLES
972
00:42:38,941 --> 00:42:41,461
I can't believe
the vicar did it.
973
00:42:41,461 --> 00:42:43,901
We'll be booking again
for next year.
974
00:42:43,901 --> 00:42:46,141
Oh, before you go, John Chapel,
975
00:42:46,141 --> 00:42:49,581
can I get one more photo
of the supersleuths together?
976
00:42:49,581 --> 00:42:52,221
One more? You've been taking photos
this whole time?
977
00:42:52,221 --> 00:42:54,461
Yeah. Er...
978
00:42:52,221 --> 00:42:54,461
CAMERA CLICKS
979
00:42:54,461 --> 00:42:56,901
Please tell me you
haven't sent them to anyone?
980
00:42:56,901 --> 00:42:58,741
Well, just our kids.
The kids.
981
00:42:58,741 --> 00:43:00,861
You got quite the response
on social media.
982
00:43:00,861 --> 00:43:02,901
Oh!
Oh, God.
983
00:43:02,901 --> 00:43:05,341
No. No, no, no. Delete, delete.
984
00:43:05,341 --> 00:43:06,741
Delete? Delete them all.
985
00:43:06,741 --> 00:43:08,261
All right.
Delete them all.
986
00:43:08,261 --> 00:43:10,541
What's the matter?
Er, I'm so fired.
987
00:43:10,541 --> 00:43:13,341
Ah... We're in the paper!
988
00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:16,501
"Washed-up actor"?
Well, this won't do!
989
00:43:16,501 --> 00:43:17,941
Ah...
990
00:43:17,941 --> 00:43:19,141
PHONE RINGS
991
00:43:19,141 --> 00:43:21,541
Oh, G... Clarke's calling me.
992
00:43:21,541 --> 00:43:23,061
I'm dead. I'm dead.
993
00:43:24,221 --> 00:43:26,061
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