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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:12,646 -* TELL A STORY OF A LIFE TOGETHER * 4 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:18,286 * EVERY HOUSE AN ALLEGORY 5 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:23,657 * LIKE THE SMELL OF SMOKE, IT LINGERS ON * 6 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:24,858 -ASTOR? 7 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:26,094 -HI. -HEY. 8 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:29,930 YOU WANTED TO, UM, TALK ABOUT MILA. 9 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:32,266 -WE BROKE UP YESTERDAY. 10 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:34,702 -YOU WERE DATING HER? 11 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:40,074 -UM...I WANT YOU TO HELP ME GET HER BACK. 12 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:42,376 -OH, MILA AND I AREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE. 13 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:45,213 -THAT'S OKAY. SHE HASN'T CHANGED AT ALL. 14 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:47,281 -OH, WELL, YOU'RE PROBABLY BETTER OFF, THEN. 15 00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:49,283 SHE WAS NEVER INTERESTED IN PEOPLE 16 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:50,951 FOR THE RIGHT REASONS, ANYWAY. 17 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:53,387 -YEAH. 18 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:56,224 -LOOK, MILA WANTS A LADIES MAN, 19 00:00:56,257 --> 00:01:00,594 CONFIDENT GUY WHO GETS ALL THE GIRLS. 20 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:05,065 IT'S NOT YOU, IS IT? 21 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:07,835 -I COULD LEARN. 22 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:11,605 UH...YOU COULD TEACH ME. 23 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:14,208 I JUST NEED TECHNIQUES THAT WORK. 24 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:16,244 -[ CHUCKLES ] 25 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:27,655 -4:00? 26 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,056 -3 PAST. 27 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,724 -WOULD YOU LIKE TO GRAB A COFFEE? 28 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:31,825 -YOU HAD TO ASK THE TIME 29 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,827 BEFORE YOU KNEW YOU WANTED TO ASK ME OUT? 30 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:35,062 -ASKING THE TIME WAS MY IN. 31 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,830 I COULDN'T HIT ON YOU STRAIGHT UP. 32 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,332 -WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE ASKED STRAIGHT UP. IT SHOWS CONFIDENCE. 33 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:41,169 -OKAY. OKAY. LET'S GO AGAIN. 34 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:43,471 HEY, WHAT'S UP, GIRL? 35 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:45,273 WANT TO ROLL WITH ME, GET SOME COFFEE? 36 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:46,807 -YEAH, I WANT TO ROLL WITH YOU, 37 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,942 RIGHT OFF MY FEET OFF THE SIDEWALK AND INTO THE GUTTER. 38 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:50,878 -[ Chuckling ] LET'S DO IT. -AIN'T HAPPENING. 39 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:53,013 YOU'RE PUTTING ON A PERSONA. ARE YOU AN ACTOR? 40 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:55,583 -NO. -THEN WHY ARE YOU ACTING UP NOW? 41 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,251 HOLD THE BUS. 42 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:59,420 -12:00. MAY NOT BE POSSIBLE. 43 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,355 -10:00, 11:00, STOP THINKING WITH YOUR COCK. 44 00:02:01,389 --> 00:02:02,690 WHAT ARE YOU HESITATING FOR? GO. 45 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,558 -I CAN'T RUN AFTER HER. THAT'S DESPERATE. 46 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,026 YOU SAID NEVER LOOK DESPERATE. 47 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:08,296 -YOU KNOW THE DEAL. GO NOW. 48 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,165 -AH...EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 49 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:13,301 UM, SORRY, UH, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 50 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:14,902 -SURE, SPIT IT OUT. -[ SPITS ] 51 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:17,338 -OH, THAT'S CHARMING. -[ CHUCKLES ] PRINCE CHARMING. 52 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,540 -WELL, WHAT'S THE QUESTION? -CAN I BUY YOU A COFFEE? 53 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:21,809 -UH, HOW LONG IS THIS QUESTION YOU HAVE TO ASK ME 54 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,110 OVER A CUP OF COFFEE? 55 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,845 -THAT'S THE QUESTION. 56 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:26,113 -I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU. 57 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,548 I THOUGHT YOU WERE, I DON'T KNOW, 58 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,550 DOING SOME ENVIRONMENTAL SURVEY OR SOMETHING. 59 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:33,787 -NO, I'M JUST A BOY ASKING A GIRL FOR A COFFEE. 60 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:38,259 -SEE THAT MACHINE IN THERE -- COFFEE IS ONLY $1. 61 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:41,662 YEAH. GO GET HIGH. 62 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,802 -CONGRATULATIONS. YOUR FIRST WIN. 63 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,003 -IF I WAS BEGGING. 64 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:52,240 -ASKING A RANDOM CUTIE STRAIGHT UP AT THIS STAGE 65 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:53,807 WAS GUARANTEED TO GET YOU KNOCKED BACK. 66 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,676 -THAT WAS THE PLAN. -AN EVIL PLAN. 67 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,978 -TO GET YOU USED TO BEING KNOCKED BACK. 68 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,247 DIDN'T HURT MUCH, DID IT? 69 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,250 -HURT LIKE A PAPER CUT ON MY EYELID. 70 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:03,884 -NO PAIN, NO GAME. 71 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,886 -SO YOU'RE SAYING I GOT GAME? -[ CHUCKLES ] 72 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,021 YOU'RE PLAYING THE GAME. YOU HAVEN'T GOT GAME. 73 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,990 -BUT I BE A PLAYER, YO. -ALL IN GOOD TIME. 74 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,360 RIGHT NOW, YOU PAY TO PLAY. YOU GOT THE MONEY? 75 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:13,961 -I HAVE TO PAY YOU? 76 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:17,665 -NO, I WAS JUST BEING SILLY, BUT SERIOUSLY, CAN I BORROW $20? 77 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:28,041 -HERE YOU ARE, SIR. 78 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:30,143 -HEY, YOU IDIOT. -WHAT? [ GASPS ] 79 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:32,280 -OH! OH! I-I-I-I -- -WHAT IS THIS? 80 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:34,147 -WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS? 81 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:35,816 -I-I-I-I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW. 82 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:38,452 I DIDN'T -- YOU SHOULD -- BUT BUY YOUR -- BUY ANOTHER SODA. 83 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:40,588 -BUY YOURSELF A SODA. 84 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:41,855 -OKAY. 85 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:45,626 -SORRY, IS MY SON BOTHERING YOU? COME ON, ASTOR. 86 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,595 -IDIOT. -VERY SORRY. 87 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:49,563 -SO, HOW DID YOU AND MILA GET TOGETHER? 88 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:51,198 -WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT. 89 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,734 -[ COUGHING ] 90 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:59,573 -MUST'VE BEEN THE MIXING DRINKS. 91 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:04,512 SAMBUCA AND BLOODY MARYS DON'T REALLY GO WELL TO-TOGETHER. 92 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:07,114 -JUST ONE MORE CABERNET. -WELL... 93 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:08,649 -WEE. -OH. 94 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,984 -* WHEN THEY FIGHT, THEY FIGHT 95 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:12,453 -OH! 96 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,588 -* AND WHEN THEY COME HOME 97 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:16,457 -OH. 98 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:21,562 -HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ASTOR. YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE. 99 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,865 -THANKS, MOM. -CHERRY, LIKE YOU LIKE IT. 100 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:26,166 -MAYBE TOMORROW. 101 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:29,370 I'M SORRY. 102 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,207 ALL RIGHT. 103 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:35,509 OKAY. 104 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:37,645 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 105 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,248 [ SIGHS ] 106 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:44,452 -* WAS IT TOO MUCH TOO SOON? 107 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:48,356 * WAS IT LITTLE TOO LATE? 108 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:53,827 * HE GOT THE MESSAGE SHE LEFT ON HIS CAR IN THE RAIN * 109 00:04:56,697 --> 00:05:00,601 * AND THEN THE WORDS THAT COME TO YOU * 110 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,203 -OH. [ CLEARS THROAT ] 111 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,138 -ASTOR. -HI. 112 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:06,574 HI. HI. 113 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:08,509 -* YOU JUST CAN'T LET IT GO 114 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:12,346 -YOU'RE A LITTLE DRUNK. 115 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,281 [ SIGHS ] 116 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,883 -OH. -[ LAUGHS ] 117 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,184 -OKAY. 118 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:19,787 -I'M JUST A LITTLE TIPSY. 119 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,555 -OKAY. OKAY. 120 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:23,323 -THERE'S NO CLOCKS. 121 00:05:23,357 --> 00:05:25,258 -[ GRUNTS ] UH-OH. 122 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,127 -OKAY. SORRY. -[ LAUGHS ] 123 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,363 -OKAY. -THAT'S MY BOOB. 124 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:31,064 -YEAH. 125 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,633 YOU ALL RIGHT? 126 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:38,372 -YOU LOVE ME. 127 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:40,541 YOU'RE THE BEST. 128 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:44,077 NO ONE LOVES ME LIKE YOU LOVE ME. 129 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:48,849 -I LOVE YOU, TOO, MILA. 130 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,418 -MM. 131 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:52,352 COLD. 132 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:54,287 IT'S COLD IN YOUR HOUSE. 133 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:56,356 -I JUST PUKED IN MY MOUTH. 134 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:57,558 -I TOLD YOU TO GO EASY. 135 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:58,959 -IT'S NOT THE LIQUOR. 136 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,961 IT'S YOUR SOB CHILDHOOD SWEETHEART TALE. 137 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,696 MORE THAN HALF THE WORLD IS FEMALE, 138 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:05,098 AND YOU HOLD OUT FOR SOMEONE YOU LIKED AS A KID. 139 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,299 -IT'S KIND OF PEDOPHILIC. 140 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,801 -TRUE LOVE LASTS THE AGES. 141 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:10,303 -TRUE LOVE INVOLVES SEX, NOT ABSTINENCE. 142 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:11,639 YOU SKIPPED TEENAGE SEX 143 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:13,941 BECAUSE YOUR 4-YEAR-OLD SELF HAD A CRUSH? 144 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:16,944 -I WAS A LATE DEVELOPER. HIGHEST VOCAL RANGE IN THE CHURCH CHOIR. 145 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,379 -OH, SO PEDOPHILIA CAME NATURALLY TO YOU, THEN. 146 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:21,649 -SHE WAS WORTH THE WAIT. 147 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:24,485 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 148 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:31,825 SIP. 149 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:33,694 RINSE. 150 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,465 SPIT. [ CHUCKLES ] 151 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:40,100 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 152 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,403 SMILE. 153 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,708 KISS. 154 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:05,859 21 YEARS AND 43 DAYS SINCE OUR LAST KISS. 155 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:09,429 -WOW. [ CHUCKLES ] I THINK I REMEMBER. 156 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:12,500 IT WAS BEHIND THE TOILETS, RIGHT? 157 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,101 DID WE JUST KISS? 158 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,436 -WE WERE 4 YEARS OLD. -RIGHT, SO PROBABLY JUST KISSED. 159 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:19,006 THAT'D BE WEIRD. [ CHUCKLES ] 160 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:22,442 -WHO DO YOU THINK'S GONNA BE HAPPIER -- YOUR MOM OR MINE? 161 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:25,345 -PROBABLY YOURS. 162 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,915 -YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 163 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:31,384 SHE KNOWS YOU'RE EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED. 164 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:33,186 -BLIND CONFESSIONS OF LOVE 165 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:35,155 AIN'T GONNA CUT IT WITH A GIRL LIKE MILA. 166 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,357 IF YOU'RE TOO SWEET, YOU'LL TURN MOST GIRLS OFF. 167 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:41,729 YOU NEED ATTITUDE, EDGE, AND A HELL OF A LOT MORE CONFIDENCE. 168 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,163 YOU PAYING ATTENTION? 169 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,198 -I'M TAKING NOTES. -[ Chuckling ] NO, STOP. 170 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:47,735 YOU'VE GOT TO LET IT FLOW, NOT PRODUCE A PAPER ON IT. 171 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,269 WHEN YOU'RE A PLAYER, YOU'LL KNOW. 172 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,539 THE GIRLS WILL KNOW, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE EASY, 173 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:53,240 LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL. 174 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:55,776 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 175 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,177 -HI. 176 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,612 -HI. 177 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,748 ONE FOR EVERY DAY WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER. 178 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:02,683 -JUST LIKE MONDAY. 179 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,719 -HOW'S YOUR PAPER GOING? -GOOD. 180 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:07,420 -SO UNFAIR YOU GET ALL THIS WORK 181 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:09,256 RIGHT WHEN WE'VE BECOME A COUPLE. 182 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,858 -YEAH. I KNOW. 183 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:13,060 I CAN'T REALLY STAY OUT THAT LATE EITHER TONIGHT. SORRY. 184 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:16,664 -I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I STARTED STUDYING CARDIOLOGY. 185 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:19,032 I'M NOT GONNA GET A DEGREE LIKE YOU, 186 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:23,370 BUT I THOUGHT PERHAPS I COULD HELP YOU STUDY. 187 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:26,239 -THAT'S REALLY -- THAT'S SWEET. 188 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:30,878 -I'VE GOT ANOTHER SURPRISE, TOO. 189 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:34,447 BUT I'LL TELL YOU -- I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT. 190 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:37,651 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE BESIDE YOU. 191 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:41,354 YOUR BEAUTY WEAKENS MY KNEES. 192 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,356 YOU NEVER KNEW. 193 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,058 HOW COULD YOU? 194 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:49,529 EACH GLANCE AND EVERY WORD A TEASE. 195 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:54,167 I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT WHEN I HAD YOU. 196 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:57,771 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BREAK THROUGH. 197 00:08:57,805 --> 00:09:00,473 I COULD ONLY BARELY HOLD BACK THE TEARS 198 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:05,478 FROM MY...DEEP AND FRIGHTFUL FEARS. 199 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:08,682 THIS BOND IS NEW. 200 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:11,885 THOUGH IT'LL GO ON AFTER WE'VE TURNED TO DUST, 201 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,788 OUR CHILDREN WILL ONE DAY REMIND YOU 202 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:17,524 OF THIS BEAUTIFUL LOVE AND TRUST. 203 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,627 [ APPLAUSE ] 204 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,461 -* YEAH! 205 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:22,763 * YEAH! 206 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,164 * YEAH! 207 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,733 * YEAH! 208 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,500 * YEAH! 209 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:30,137 -OOH. YOU FIRST. 210 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,371 -* YEAH! 211 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,572 * YEAH! 212 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:34,374 * YEAH! 213 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,210 -OH. OKAY. OKAY. 214 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,680 -OH, YOU'RE SO SCARED. 215 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,615 -NO, I'M FINE. 216 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:43,651 I JUST -- OKAY. 217 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,252 [ SIGHS ] 218 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,420 -* YOU CAN HAVE IT IF YOU WANT IT * 219 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:48,789 -OW! 220 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:52,092 OOH, HEY, THAT'S MY NIPPLE. 221 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,493 -[ MUMBLES ] 222 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:54,828 -OH. 223 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,630 -DID I DO THAT? 224 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:59,032 -YEAH. WHEN WE WERE 12. 225 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,301 -[ LAUGHS ] THAT'S THE CIGARETTE BURN? 226 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,671 -[ Chuckling ] YEAH. -THAT'S CRAZY. 227 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,338 -YOUR DAD CAUGHT YOU SMOKING, 228 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:08,441 AND YOU PANICKED AND PUT IT OUT ON MY CHEST. 229 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,377 YOU GOT PUNISHED. 230 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:13,747 -[ LAUGHS ] I STILL CAN'T COOK WITH A WOODEN SPOON. 231 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,482 [ GIGGLES ] 232 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,117 -SHOULD I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS? 233 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,386 -YEAH, I'M SOBERING UP ANYWAY. 234 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,754 -OH. 235 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,422 -* IT'S EVERYTHING YOU DREAMED OF * 236 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,924 * WHAT YOU WANT 237 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,625 -YEAH. -ALL RIGHT. 238 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,027 OKAY. 239 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,763 -* JUST DON'T BLOW IT 240 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:32,199 * EVERYTHING'S GOING DOWN 241 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,433 -[ MOANS ] 242 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,902 OH. 243 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:38,038 -I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T GET LOST IN THE DARK. 244 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,173 -I THINK I MIGHT BE A NATURAL IN THE BEDROOM. 245 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,342 -LET'S WAIT AND SEE WHEN YOU'VE SLEPT WITH MORE THAN ONE GIRL. 246 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,844 SHE MIGHT'VE BEEN FAKING. 247 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,245 -DO YOU FAKE? -NO. 248 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,580 IF A GUY'S INADEQUATE, IT HELPS HIM TO KNOW. 249 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:50,350 WHEN I GIVE A COMPLIMENT, I MEAN IT. COMES FROM THE HEART. 250 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:51,852 -OR THE CLITORIS. 251 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,021 -IT'S NOT CLITORAL STIMULATION THAT DOES IT FOR ME. 252 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,522 -IT'S INSIDE. -ME, TOO. 253 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:56,857 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HEART. 254 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,826 -I'M TALKING ABOUT THE G-SPOT. 255 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,794 -OH, THE G-SPOT. I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND. 256 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,395 AND DON'T WORRY. I WON'T WRITE IT DOWN. 257 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,798 -OH, THAT ONE YOU CAN TATTOO TO YOUR HAND. 258 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:16,209 -BOO! -HEY. 259 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:20,313 OH, THE MAIN SYMPTOMS OF V.T. ARE -- NO CHEATING -- 260 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,751 PALPITATIONS, LIGHT-HEADEDNESS, AND...? 261 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,352 -I THINK I HAVE V.T. 262 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,454 I'M SERIOUS. I THINK I HAVE V.T. 263 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:31,258 I DON'T WANT TO DO THE EXAM. WILL YOU DO IT FOR ME? PLEASE? 264 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,760 I WILL DO ANYTHING. 265 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,127 -ANYTHING? -WELL... 266 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,363 -[ CHUCKLES ] -...MAYBE NOT ANYTHING. 267 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:39,900 -HEY. SO, THIS IS THE GUY YOU'VE BEEN HIDING, HUH? 268 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,803 -HI. I AM ASTOR, AND, YES, I AM THE BOYFRIEND. 269 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,437 -HI, I'M JENNY. -HI, JENNY. 270 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:45,973 -ASTOR. -OH. HI. 271 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,174 -HEY. -HEY. 272 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,177 WHOA. [ CHUCKLES ] SORRY. 273 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,513 -BOYFRIEND? 274 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:57,417 WANT TO COME PUMP SOME IRON? BOOST YOUR TESTOSTERONE? 275 00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:00,653 -UH, MY DOCTOR SAYS I SHOULDN'T -- 276 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:03,891 GOT ENOUGH TESTOSTERONE AS IT IS. 277 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,894 -HEY, UM, DID MILA TELL YOU 278 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,129 ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY ON SATURDAY? 279 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,799 -I WAS JUST TELLING HIM ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY ON SATURDAY. 280 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,867 -SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 281 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,335 -COOL. -[ Chuckling ] YEAH. 282 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:16,870 YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE FUN. 283 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,471 -LUCKY YOU GOT OUT OF THAT ONE. 284 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:19,840 -I GOT HER AN 89. 285 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,241 -YOU DID HER EXAM? 286 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,010 -I-I COULD'VE GOT IT IN THE 90s 287 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,078 IF I JUST KNEW MY AORTIC STENOSIS. 288 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,447 -ANY OF THIS HELP WITH YOUR ZOOLOGY DEGREE? 289 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,717 -MY AVERAGE DROPPED 10% WITH THE EXTRACURRICULAR STUDIES. 290 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,285 I SHOULD'VE PLAYED HARD TO GET. 291 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:36,023 -KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! 292 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,925 -OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 293 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,093 -KISS! KISS HIS FACE! 294 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:41,294 -OH! 295 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,730 -WHAT?! 296 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,498 -I WAS -- I WAS GONNA DO IT! 297 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,201 -I KNOW. IT'S FINE. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 298 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,904 -ALL RIGHT. ASTOR. YOUR TURN, BUDDY. 299 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,372 TRUTH OR DARE? 300 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:55,142 -TRUTH. 301 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,277 -WHAT IS MILA LIKE IN BED? BOOM! 302 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,545 -JAKE, COME ON. 303 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,047 -YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT. 304 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:04,952 -A TASTE OF WARM HONEY. 305 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:11,324 A TOUCH TO LIFT THE HAIRS ON YOUR NECK. 306 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:15,996 A TONGUE ALIVE WITH FIRE AND TALENT. 307 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:19,799 AND A HEART THAT BURNS WITH ENVELOPING HEAT. 308 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,768 -WOW. 309 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,971 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 310 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,373 -YEAH. -WELL, WE'RE IN LOVE. 311 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:30,743 PAGING DR. I AM IN LOVE. DR. I AM IN LOVE. 312 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,679 -HE'S IN THE HONEYMOON PERIOD. -DR. -- I DON'T... 313 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,248 -LOOK AT YOU. HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE. YOU'RE UNSTOPPABLE. 314 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,850 -IF YOU FEEL IT, SAY IT, SISTER. 315 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:40,253 -SHE'S PRETTY AMAZING. HEY, WHAT ELSE DO YOU LIKE ABOUT HER? 316 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:44,057 -UH...I LOVE THE WAY SHE LOOKS ON MY BED. 317 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,425 -[ CHUCKLES ] 318 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,861 -I LOVE THE NOISES SHE MAKES. -ASTOR. 319 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:51,598 -NO, THE NOISE -- THE NOISES SHE MAKES WHEN SHE SLEEPS. 320 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,135 SHE'S THE ONE. 321 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,071 I NEVER WANTED ANYONE ELSE. 322 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,244 -OKAY, I-I THINK IT'S YOUR TURN, ASTOR. 323 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:07,014 I'M SURE EVERYBODY ELSE HAS STORIES TO SHARE, RIGHT? 324 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,648 -YEAH, WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? 325 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:12,452 -I CHOOSE...MILA. 326 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,454 TRUTH OR DARE? 327 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,924 -ANYTHING BUT TRUTH. 328 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,026 -SO, THAT'S HOW SHE GOT FROSTBITE. 329 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,427 -I THOUGHT IT WAS A MYTH. 330 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,495 I THOUGHT I WAS LETTING HER OFF THE HOOK. 331 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,132 I MEAN, WHO KNEW LICKING A FREEZER COULD BE SO DANGEROUS. 332 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,833 SHE COULDN'T EVEN KISS AFTER THAT. 333 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,301 -IS SHE A GOOD KISSER? 334 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,170 -SHE'S GOT A FIERY TONGUE. 335 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,671 BUT WHEN I SAID THAT, 336 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,473 I WAS ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT HER PROPENSITY FOR ANGER. 337 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:34,674 -OH. 338 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,609 -I FEEL LIKE I'M IN JUNIOR HIGH 339 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,212 DATING A 15-YEAR-OLD SWIMMING-POOL LIFEGUARD. 340 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,114 SURPRISED HE DIDN'T GIVE ME A HICKEY. 341 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,749 -I THINK HE'S CUTE. 342 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,918 -I CAN'T BE WITH SOMEONE WHO'S STILL LEARNING HOW TO UNDO A BRA 343 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,454 AND CONFUSES HONEYMOON PERIOD WITH LOVE. 344 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,690 I MEAN, I-I NEED SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS WOMEN. 345 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,359 -YOU COULD TEACH HIM. 346 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,627 -AND BE HIS TRICYCLE WHILE HE LEARNS HOW TO RIDE A BICYCLE? 347 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:55,996 NO, THANK YOU. 348 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,364 -LOOK, HE'LL SETTLE INTO THE RELATIONSHIP. 349 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,666 -HE KEEPS GIVING ME FLOWERS AND MORE FLOWERS. 350 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,535 THEY'RE ALWAYS TULIPS. THEY'RE NOT EVEN FRAGRANT. 351 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,770 -I LOVE TULIPS. 352 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,573 -I-I'M SERIOUS. I AM -- I'M DONE DATING BOYS. 353 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:11,044 I WANT A MAN WHO HAS A CHOICE IN WOMEN AND PICKS ME. 354 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,746 -LOOK, I THINK YOU FOUND SOMEONE UNIQUE, OKAY? 355 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:17,017 -YEAH, UNIQUELY INEXPERIENCED. [ CHUCKLES ] GOODNIGHT. 356 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,619 -GOODNIGHT. 357 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,089 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 358 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,469 -HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? 359 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:41,041 -I'M NOT THE KIND OF GIRL THAT FALLS IN LOVE. 360 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:44,544 -YOU'VE HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN, TOO. 361 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:48,681 HE MUST'VE BEEN A PRETTY SPECIAL GUY. 362 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:49,882 -NICE TRY. 363 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,618 -[ CHUCKLES ] 364 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:56,123 -YOU KNOW YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO WIN MILA BACK. 365 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,957 -IT'S WORTH A SHOT. 366 00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:00,160 -YOU'RE GONNA TAKE SOME HITS. 367 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,494 -HIT ME, BITCH. 368 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,063 -I WON'T BE THE ONE HITTING YOU, 369 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,931 AND YOU WON'T BE CALLING ME BITCH. 370 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,334 -BIATCH! OW! 371 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,902 -YOU GOT TO BE STRONG, OKAY? WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK. 372 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,039 THAT'S GONNA BE YOUR MOTTO. 373 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,606 -WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK. 374 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,243 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 375 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,613 PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME TRY THAT LINE AGAIN. 376 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,250 -THE LINE WORKED ON ME. I WENT HOME WITH THE GUY. 377 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,717 -YEAH, A HANDSOME GUY, I'M SURE. 378 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:27,154 -THAT'S NOT THE POINT. IT WAS HIS DELIVERY. 379 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,788 -HOW DID I BECOME YOUR GUINEA PIG? 380 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,524 -I BOUGHT YOU IN A PET SHOP. CHOSE YOU FOR YOUR SOFT COAT. 381 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,993 -HEY, HEY, HEY. SENSITIVE. SENSITIVE. 382 00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,429 -NOW GET GUINEA-PIGGING. 383 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:37,864 -WHAT ABOUT HER? 384 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,867 -YOU CAN TRY HIM IF YOU LIKE. 385 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,535 -OH, COME ON. 386 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,003 -[ CHUCKLES ] 387 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,939 THAT GIRL THERE. SHE'S PERFECT. 388 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,342 -WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK. 389 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,549 HI. SORRY, I -- 390 00:16:56,583 --> 00:17:01,521 I SAW YOU OUTSIDE BEFORE, AND I THINK YOU DROPPED THIS. 391 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,190 -UH... [ CHUCKLES ] 392 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,957 THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT MINE. 393 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:08,495 -OH, JESUS. THAT'S EMBARRASSING. 394 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,962 I'M... 395 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:12,065 -DID YOU SAY "JESUS"? -UH-HUH. 396 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,633 -I'M ROMAN CATHOLIC, 397 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,935 AND I DON'T BELIEVE IN TAKING THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN, 398 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:19,038 AND I CERTAINLY DON'T BELIEVE IN SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE. 399 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:21,308 -"PURITY." 400 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:25,145 WELL, IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA TO KEEP SAFE. 401 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:28,047 STOP THE SPREAD OF STDs. 402 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,983 -I'M ROMAN CATHOLIC. 403 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:33,019 -RIGHT. 404 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,888 I MIGHT GO... 405 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:39,126 CONFESS MY SINS. 406 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,161 -WHAT ARE YOUR SINS? 407 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:46,366 -MONOGAMY, MAHOGANY, GENERAL MISUSE OF WOOD. 408 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:50,437 -YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF. 409 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,606 -YOU'RE NOT GONNA EVEN FINISH YOUR DRINK? 410 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:59,646 HOW DID THAT LINE EVER WORK ON YOU? 411 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,781 -IT WAS MY CONDOM THAT I DROPPED DELIBERATELY. 412 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,516 I WANTED THE GUY. 413 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,017 -I TOLD YOU IT'D NEVER WORK. -OKAY, FINE. 414 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,754 BUT YOUR IMPROVISING NOW, AND YOU'VE BEEN KNOCKED BACK 415 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,123 THREE TIMES TONIGHT WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING. 416 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,392 -DIDN'T WE DO THIS LESSON ALREADY? 417 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,760 -YES, BUT IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON. 418 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,028 YOU CAN'T BE PHASED BY A REJECTION. 419 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,264 -OKAY. OKAY. I GOT IT. 420 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,466 -WAIT. YOU CAN'T BE PHASED BY ANYTHING. 421 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:22,469 YOU KNOW THE NUMBER-ONE REASON A GIRL KNOCKS BACK A GUY? 422 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,537 -WRONG LINE? -NERVES. 423 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,873 -I'M TRYING TO HIDE MY NERVES. 424 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,942 -HER NERVES. A REJECTION'S OFTEN NOT REALLY A REJECTION. 425 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:33,213 IT'S JUST A GIRL BEING SHY, AWKWARD. GOT TO RIDE IT OUT. 426 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,215 -SAIL THE STORM TO CALMER WATERS. 427 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,384 -EXACTLY. KEEP THE CONVERSATION GOING 428 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,051 UNTIL IT ACTUALLY BECOMES A CONVERSATION 429 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,720 AND NOT JUST A PICKUP LINE. 430 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,656 -OKAY, SO YOU'RE SAYING I SHOULD'VE KEPT TALKING TO MOTHER MARY? 431 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,658 -YEAH, WELL, SHE HAD A CHASTITY RING ON. 432 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,560 I THINK YOU GAVE HER ENOUGH TIME. 433 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:50,763 SHE WOULD'VE SPREAD HER LEGS EVENTUALLY BUT NOT FOR A FEW MONTHS. 434 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,299 -CHARMING. 435 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,567 -[ CLEARS THROAT ] YOU WILL BE. 436 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:57,704 -OKAY. GIVE ME A REAL TECHNIQUE. 437 00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:58,971 -THANKS. 438 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,640 -THANK YOU. 439 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,042 HEY. 440 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,944 OH. 441 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,446 OH, SORRY. 442 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,014 EXCUSE ME. [ CLEARS THROAT ] 443 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,749 I, UH... 444 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,083 HI. 445 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:12,652 HI. 446 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:13,920 [ MUMBLING ] 447 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,355 OOH. 448 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,724 [ Chuckling ] HI. 449 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:28,000 -HEY, LADIES. DRINKS FOR YOU COURTESY OF THIS GUY OVER HERE. 450 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,869 -HEY THERE. -HEY. 451 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,070 HOW'S IT GOING? 452 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,872 -HI. -CHEERS. 453 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,173 -CHEERS. 454 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,576 I LOVE ASIAN GIRLS. 455 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,611 ALL RIGHT. 456 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:45,985 WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! HEY, WAIT! COME ON! 457 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,221 -[ SPEAKS FRENCH ] 458 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,957 -[ CLEARS THROAT ] PARDON MY FRENCH, 459 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,926 BUT OFFERING TO BUY GIRLS DRINKS -- IT'S FUCKED. 460 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,564 -WELL, I CAN'T TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A PLAYER IN ONE NIGHT. 461 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,966 -I-I AGREE WITH THAT. -HEY. 462 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,234 YEAH. 463 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,636 -SURE. SURE. 464 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,204 -OH. 465 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,775 -COME ON. 466 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,743 YEAH -- OKAY. 467 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,879 YEAH, IT WORKS. 468 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,181 IT'S GOOD. SIMPLE. 469 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,318 LET ME SEE IF I GOT EVERY STEP RIGHT. 470 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,253 GRAB AND PULL. 471 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:23,456 SHALL WE CALL IT THE MODIFIED CAVE MAN? 472 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,095 SORRY. 473 00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:31,331 -UH, WAIT. -[ SPEAKS FRENCH ] 474 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,503 -DANCING. 475 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:40,006 -[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] 476 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,394 [ KEYS CLATTER ] 477 00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:12,765 -[ SIGHS ] 478 00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:26,345 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 479 00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:31,751 [ WHIRRING ] 480 00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:35,955 OH. 481 00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:37,289 -[ CHUCKLES ] 482 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:39,025 -[ GROANS ] -MORNING, SUNSHINE. 483 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:40,827 -MM. 484 00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:44,497 YOU DIDN'T GO HOME WITH FRANCK? 485 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:46,365 -WELL, I DON'T NORMALLY KISS AND TELL, 486 00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:49,335 BUT SINCE WE'RE ON TOPIC, YEAH, HE CAME HOME WITH ME. 487 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,571 -ANYTHING ELSE I CAN LEARN FROM HIM? 488 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,372 -DON'T BE TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL. 489 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,742 BE PASSIONATE. THAT'S THE NEW COOL. 490 00:22:57,343 --> 00:22:59,245 -BUT FRANCK'S INDIFFERENT? 491 00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:01,213 -NO, FRANCK'S PASSIONATE. 492 00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:02,915 -ABOUT YOU? 493 00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:04,451 -YEAH, HE IS. 494 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:07,253 BUT THE QUESTION IS, WHAT ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT? 495 00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:08,455 [ WHIRRING ] 496 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:09,889 BUBBLES? 497 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:13,092 YOU DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE THE LIFT? 498 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,263 ARE WE ALLOWED TO BE IN HERE? 499 00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:19,599 -SHH! -[ SIGHS ] 500 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,469 AH. 501 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:25,872 -WATCH OUT FOR THE GLASS. 502 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,475 -[ CHUCKLES ] 503 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,988 [ CHUCKLES ] 504 00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,856 IT'S A VIEW. 505 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:46,192 -WE'RE NOT JUST HERE FOR THE VIEW. 506 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:49,562 -I STOPPED PERVING ON MY NEIGHBORS WHEN I WAS 12. 507 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,097 -[ CHUCKLES ] 508 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,635 COME ON. 509 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:04,577 -WOW. THEY BETTER NOT BE BATS. 510 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:07,246 -[ CHUCKLES ] THEY'RE BIRDS. 511 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,181 I'M A BIRDER. 512 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:12,184 IT'S A STOPOVER ON THEIR MIGRATION SOUTH. 513 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:13,553 THEY WINTER IN MEXICO. 514 00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:15,054 -HOW LUXURIOUS. 515 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:16,489 -[ CHUCKLES ] 516 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:23,129 -* TELL A STORY OF A LIFE TOGETHER * 517 00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:29,001 * EVERY HOUSE AN ALLEGORY 518 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:34,473 * LIKE THE SMELL OF SMOKE, IT LINGERS ON * 519 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:39,045 * MEMORY 520 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:51,558 * BEEN A LONG AND AN UPHILL BATTLE * 521 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:57,163 * HAD TO LEARN HOW TO PRAY 522 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:01,000 * NEVER MIRACLES 523 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:05,371 * IT'S ONLY HOPE DOUSING PAIN 524 00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:10,810 * MY EYES PLAY TRICKS ON ME 525 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:16,683 * LINE FADES 'TWEEN SKY AND SEA * 526 00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:19,852 * MILES AWAY 527 00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:23,055 * THE HOURS OF HEARTBREAK 528 00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:27,293 * IN DARK, THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME * 529 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:38,537 * TELL A STORY OF A LIFE TOGETHER * 530 00:25:38,571 --> 00:25:41,608 -TODAY WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. 531 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:43,442 [ CHUCKLES ] 532 00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:45,878 -YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 533 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:50,617 -AS CLICHéD AS A RESPONSE LIKE THAT IS, 534 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:53,452 IT MIGHT ACTUALLY GET YOU SOMEWHERE. 535 00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:55,622 -WHAT ABOUT BIRDING? 536 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:58,024 IS THAT GONNA GET ME IN WITH THE LADIES? 537 00:25:58,057 --> 00:26:00,993 -WHY NOT? I THINK IT'S AWESOME. 538 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:05,531 -YOU'RE AWESOME. 539 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,834 -THE SHOTGUN APPROACH? 540 00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:10,402 HIT ON EVERY GIRL YOU COME ACROSS? 541 00:26:10,436 --> 00:26:12,605 IT'S A GOOD STRATEGY. 542 00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:14,373 -[ SIGHS ] 543 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:15,608 YEAH. 544 00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:18,044 I'LL HIT ON ANYTHING WITH TWO LEGS 545 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:20,713 SO LONG AS IT DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS. 546 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,615 [ SCOFFS ] 547 00:26:22,649 --> 00:26:25,417 WHAT ABOUT THE ONE-LEGGED LADIES? 548 00:26:25,451 --> 00:26:27,286 WHY SHOULD I RULE THEM OUT? 549 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:32,191 LESS CHANCE OF TREADING ON THEIR TOES IF WE GO DANCING. 550 00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:36,796 PRETTY UNLIKELY THEY'LL KICK ME WHEN I'M DOWN. 551 00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:40,232 HOW DO YOU KICK WITH ONE LEG? 552 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,934 -[ SIGHS ] 553 00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:45,304 -I'LL HIT ON ANYTHING WITH AT LEAST ONE LEG 554 00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:48,440 SO LONG AS IT DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS. 555 00:26:48,474 --> 00:26:50,076 [ SIGHS ] 556 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:54,313 -DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 557 00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:56,649 IT TAKES TIME. 558 00:26:58,017 --> 00:27:00,653 MAYBE YOU NEED A BREAK. 559 00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:03,990 -NO. 560 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:07,426 I'M READY TO GET BACK ON THE HORSE. 561 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:10,562 -A ONE-LEGGED HORSE? 562 00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:12,732 -[ Chuckling ] WHAT? -[ CHUCKLES ] 563 00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:14,533 YEAH, GOOD LUCK. 564 00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:17,336 -NO, THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS. 565 00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:22,108 -[ SPEAKS FRENCH ] 566 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,442 -THAT'S NOT MINE. 567 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,111 -[ SPEAKS FRENCH ] 568 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:28,214 -COULD YOU HAND IT TO THE SERVER? 569 00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:30,883 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 570 00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:35,888 HELLO? 571 00:27:42,929 --> 00:27:44,764 -KIRSTEN? -YES. 572 00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:45,965 -AH. -HELLO. 573 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:48,701 -THANK YOU SO MUCH. [ CHUCKLES ] 574 00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:50,369 -DID YOU LEAVE IT HERE EARLIER? 575 00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:52,671 -YEAH. YEAH. I'M AN IDIOT. I'M SORRY. 576 00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:54,907 I WAS SITTING RIGHT HERE WITH SOME FRIENDS 577 00:27:54,941 --> 00:27:57,009 JUST, YOU KNOW, NOT EVEN AN HOUR AGO. 578 00:27:57,043 --> 00:28:00,146 -I'VE BEEN HERE ALMOST THREE HOURS. 579 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:03,082 -REALLY? UH, I -- HOW RUDE. 580 00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:05,617 I DIDN'T INTRODUCE MYSELF. ASTOR. 581 00:28:05,651 --> 00:28:09,856 -RIGHT. ASTOR, IS THAT FRENCHMAN OVER THERE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS? 582 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:12,324 -[ STUTTERS ] THAT ONE? 583 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,426 [ SCOFFS ] HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S FRENCH? 584 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:15,862 I'VE NEVER MET HIM BEFORE. 585 00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:17,797 I'VE NEVER -- I DON'T -- WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 586 00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:19,732 -WHAT IS HE SMILING ABOUT? -UH... 587 00:28:19,766 --> 00:28:23,102 OH, HE'S AN IDIOT. 588 00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:25,237 -TELL ME IF I'M BEING CRAZY HERE, 589 00:28:25,271 --> 00:28:28,440 BUT IS THIS SOME SORT OF ELABORATE RUSE TO MEET WOMEN? 590 00:28:28,474 --> 00:28:30,810 -YOU THINK IT'S ELABORATE? -[ CHUCKLES ] 591 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:32,511 -GOOD ELABORATE, BAD ELABORATE? 592 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,413 -JUST -- JUST ELABORATE. -OKAY. 593 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,816 -BUT LOOK, I'VE BEEN WAITING HERE ALONE. 594 00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:39,018 MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT LIKE 20 MINUTES AGO, 595 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:41,153 AND I THOUGHT I WAS DOING A GOOD DEED, 596 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:44,991 BUT, UM, IT SEEMS THIS IS JUST SOME PATHETIC PICKUP STRATEGY. 597 00:28:45,024 --> 00:28:47,226 -OKAY. W-W-WAIT. W-WAIT. WAIT. 598 00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:49,829 I'M NO GOOD AT MEETING GIRLS, OKAY? 599 00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:52,264 WOMEN. I'M NO GOOD AT MEETING WOMEN. 600 00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:56,002 DOES THAT MEAN I'M NOT WORTH KNOWING? 601 00:28:56,035 --> 00:28:58,237 -NO, I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE NOT WORTH KNOWING 602 00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:00,639 BY YOUR DISHONEST THEFT OF MY TIME. 603 00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:02,174 HMM? 604 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:03,843 -OH, MY GOD. 605 00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:05,511 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 606 00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:08,014 -[ SPEAKS FRENCH ] 607 00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:12,751 -[ SIGHS ] 608 00:29:15,287 --> 00:29:21,160 IS THERE ANY CORRELATION BETWEEN A GUY'S ABILITY TO PICK UP 609 00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:24,296 AND HIS QUALITY AS A PARTNER? 610 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:26,833 -[ SPEAKS FRENCH ] 611 00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:28,467 -UH... 612 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:29,969 -A GUY WITH NO CONFIDENCE 613 00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:32,571 WILL STAY WITH ANYONE AND ENDURE ANYTHING. 614 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:35,007 IF YOU NEVER LEARN HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN, 615 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:37,109 YOU WON'T HAVE THE POWER OF A CHOICE. 616 00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:40,312 -MM. I LOVE A CHOICE CUT OF MEAT. 617 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:43,015 -[ SPEAKS FRENCH ] 618 00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:48,487 -OH, NO. OH. [ MUTTERING ] 619 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,689 -[ SPEAKS FRENCH ] 620 00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:53,092 -WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. 621 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,461 MILA'S FRIEND IS RIGHT OVER THERE. 622 00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:56,628 -GO TALK TO HIM. 623 00:29:56,662 --> 00:29:58,965 YOU HAVE TO BE FRIENDS WITH MILA'S FRIENDS. 624 00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:01,100 -NO, THIS GUY IS AWFUL. 625 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:03,002 -GO. -OKAY. 626 00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:05,504 -[ SPEAKS FRENCH ] 627 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:07,539 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 628 00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:12,344 -JAKE. HEY, JAKE. 629 00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:13,612 HEY. 630 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:15,581 WHO YOU HERE WITH? 631 00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:17,416 -MY GIRLFRIEND'S IN THE BATHROOM. 632 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:20,019 -OH. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND. 633 00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:21,320 -NEW GIRLFRIEND. 634 00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:24,924 -OH, COOL. CONGRATULATIONS. 635 00:30:24,957 --> 00:30:26,592 -HEY, BABE. 636 00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:28,327 -HI, ASTOR. 637 00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:36,969 -WELL, YOU DON'T WASTE ANY TIME. 638 00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:38,770 -HEY, TAKE IT EASY, OKAY? -NO. NO. NO. NO. 639 00:30:38,804 --> 00:30:42,408 SHE'S EASY. I SUPPOSE YOU TWO JUST GOT IT ON IN THE TOILET? 640 00:30:42,441 --> 00:30:45,111 DID SHE TELL YOU THAT'S HER FAVORITE SPOT? 641 00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:47,413 -[ SCOFFS ] -YOU WANT TO STEP OUTSIDE? 642 00:30:47,446 --> 00:30:49,481 -YEAH, I WANT -- YEAH. YES, I WANT TO STEP OUTSIDE. 643 00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:52,284 I GOT TO, UH, DUST OFF MY KNUCKLE DUSTERS FIRST, 644 00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:54,453 AND I'LL B-- I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU. 645 00:30:54,486 --> 00:30:56,956 -YOU'RE A BUTTHEAD! -YOU'RE A HEADBUTTEE! 646 00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:59,491 -WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? [ BOTH GRUNT ] 647 00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:01,327 -HEY. -OH. 648 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,528 OW! 649 00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:03,762 -SO SILLY, ASTOR. 650 00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:06,132 -WHAT? 651 00:31:06,165 --> 00:31:08,634 -WHAT HAPPENED? -IS MY EYE STILL THERE? 652 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,702 -WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 653 00:31:10,736 --> 00:31:13,239 -WE'RE WITH ASTOR. -[ SIGHS ] OW, MY HEAD. 654 00:31:13,272 --> 00:31:15,174 -WELL, THEN HE CAN TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED. 655 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,743 -I'M NOT DONE. MILA, I FORGIVE YOU. 656 00:31:17,776 --> 00:31:19,445 -LET'S JUST GO. COME ON. 657 00:31:19,478 --> 00:31:21,013 -HE HEADBUTTED ME IN THE NOSTRIL. 658 00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:23,215 -COME ON. -OH, COME HERE. 659 00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:24,883 -I HAVE AN ORBITAL FRACTURE. -[ SPEAKS FRENCH ] 660 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:26,452 -WHAT? -AAH! 661 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:28,187 -WHAT? -OW! 662 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,188 OW! 663 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:30,689 -[ SPEAKS FRENCH ] -MY HAND! 664 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,524 AH! OH! 665 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:33,759 -[ SPEAKS FRENCH ] 666 00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:35,861 -OH, THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. 667 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,463 AAH! 668 00:31:50,376 --> 00:31:52,945 -OH, HI. 669 00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:54,913 -UH...WELL, H-- HI. 670 00:31:54,947 --> 00:31:57,116 [ CLEARS THROAT ] WHAT ARE... 671 00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:58,584 -I'M -- I DROPPED MY KEYS, 672 00:31:58,617 --> 00:32:01,487 SO, UM, WOULD YOU MIND HELPING ME LOOK FOR THEM? 673 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,822 -SORRY, 'CAUSE I WAS LIKE, "WHO IS THIS PERSON?" 674 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:06,592 -OH, I'M TRINITY. I'M -- I MOVED IN JUST OFF THE BACK. 675 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:09,195 -OH, YOU -- OKAY. I'M ASTOR. I LIVE RIGHT HERE. 676 00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:11,063 -SO, WE'RE NEIGHBORS. -NEIGHBOR. 677 00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:13,399 -YEAH, AND IT'S MY DUTY, APPARENTLY. 678 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:14,666 -[ CHUCKLES ] 679 00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:17,469 -[ Chuckling ] YEAH. LET ME SEE. RIGHT HERE, HUH? 680 00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:19,438 -YEAH, WELL -- -WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. 681 00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:21,340 IS THAT -- IS THIS THEM? -YES! 682 00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,275 -RIGHT HERE. -PERFECT. YOU'RE MY HERO. 683 00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:24,710 -HERE YOU ARE. SORRY. 684 00:32:24,743 --> 00:32:26,545 -[ Chuckling ] WHY ARE YOU POINTING THEM AT ME? 685 00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:29,015 -[ STUTTERS ] HERE YOU GO. -IT'S CAUGHT IN THE -- 686 00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:30,782 -OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA -- STUCK ON THE... 687 00:32:30,816 --> 00:32:32,951 -OOH, THAT'S GONNA HURT. -WELL, YOU JUST -- YOU DO THAT. 688 00:32:32,985 --> 00:32:34,753 OKAY. I NEVER PICK UP KEYS THAT WAY. 689 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,355 I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID THAT. 690 00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:39,291 I-I JUST PICK THEM UP NORMALLY, LIKE... 691 00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:42,128 SO, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 692 00:32:42,161 --> 00:32:43,695 YEAH. -WELL, UM, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 693 00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:45,697 -WELL, IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. -YOU, TOO. 694 00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:49,668 -PERHAPS, UM, I CAN COME OVER FOR A DRINK SOMETIME. 695 00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:53,339 OR YOU -- YOU CAN. YOU COME OVER FOR A DRINK. 696 00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:55,541 I MEAN, THAT'S NOT A COMMAND, 697 00:32:55,574 --> 00:33:00,079 BUT IF YOU WANT, YOU HAVE -- YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 698 00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:02,681 -SURE, THAT WOULD BE... THAT'D BE NICE. 699 00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:05,651 UM, WELL, IT WAS GOOD TO MEET YOU, ASTOR. 700 00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:25,003 -[ CHUCKLES ] 701 00:33:25,037 --> 00:33:27,206 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING ON YOUR HANDS? 702 00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:30,109 -WHAT? THESE? GETS COLD IN PHILADELPHIA. 703 00:33:30,142 --> 00:33:32,744 -YOU DIDN'T WANT TO TRY BOXING HAND WRAPS? 704 00:33:32,778 --> 00:33:34,446 -HEY, I'M FEELING TRIUMPHANT, CALI. 705 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,515 YOU CAN TRY AND BRING ME DOWN. IT AIN'T GONNA WORK. 706 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:39,618 -WELL, POWER TO YOU, BUT CAN YOU AT LEAST TELL ME WHY 707 00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:43,255 YOU INSISTED THAT I COME TO THIS PARK AT THIS RIDICULOUS HOUR? 708 00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:45,324 -* GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS 709 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,793 THEY GROW ON TREES AROUND HERE. 710 00:33:47,826 --> 00:33:51,997 -YOU WANT TO HIT ON GIRLS WHILE THEY'RE EXERCISING IN SPANDEX? 711 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,565 [ LAUGHS ] 712 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:54,933 -YES, I DO. 713 00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:56,368 FEED ME A LINE. 714 00:33:56,402 --> 00:33:58,637 -WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW HAPPY THEY'RE GONNA BE 715 00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:00,572 ABOUT YOU INTERRUPTING THEIR WORKOUT. 716 00:34:00,606 --> 00:34:02,941 -ALL RIGHT, FINE. I ALREADY THOUGHT OF ONE ANYWAY. 717 00:34:02,974 --> 00:34:04,543 -GO ON. -OKAY. 718 00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:07,946 I TELL THEM I'M LOST -- ASK FOR DIRECTIONS. 719 00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:09,381 BRILLIANT. 720 00:34:09,415 --> 00:34:12,684 -GENIUS. WELL, GO FOR IT, THEN. 721 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:14,720 -I WILL. SEE YA. 722 00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:16,322 -GOOD LUCK. 723 00:34:18,023 --> 00:34:20,126 -EXCUSE ME. HEY, UM, ARE YOU LOST? 724 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:22,194 I MEAN, I'M -- I'M LOST. 725 00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:25,331 [ BOTH MOANING ] 726 00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:39,211 -FRANCK? 727 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,313 -[ PANTING ] 728 00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:48,820 -OH, MY GOD. 729 00:34:48,854 --> 00:34:50,689 [ GROANS ] 730 00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:52,491 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 731 00:34:52,524 --> 00:34:55,194 I CAN TELL YOU THAT 50% OF GIRLS -- 732 00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:58,330 AND I'M SPEAKING FROM A LARGE SAMPLE SIZE -- 733 00:34:58,364 --> 00:35:01,667 DO NOT KNOW HOW TO GIVE DIRECTIONS. 734 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:05,304 -YOU...ARE A LIAR. 735 00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:10,008 A CHARMING LIAR, JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 736 00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:12,811 -I'LL TAKE CHARMING. 737 00:35:14,313 --> 00:35:16,948 -WHY DOES EVERYBODY LIE TO ME? 738 00:35:16,982 --> 00:35:21,220 -I SUPPOSE THEY JUST WANT TO GET IN YOUR PANTS. 739 00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:23,522 -WELL, THEY CAN HAVE MY PANTS. 740 00:35:23,555 --> 00:35:25,424 I DON'T WANT TO WEAR MY PANTS ANYMORE. 741 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:27,393 -WHOA! HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. 742 00:35:27,426 --> 00:35:29,127 NO. NO. NO. NO. YOU CAN TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF. 743 00:35:29,161 --> 00:35:31,463 JUST, LET'S -- LET ME TAKE YOU HOME FIRST, OKAY? COME ON. 744 00:35:31,497 --> 00:35:33,365 -EVERYONE JUST WANTS TO TAKE ME HOME. 745 00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:35,634 -NO. NO. NO. WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 746 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:37,703 ALL RIGHT, NOW -- HEY, HEY, HEY. KEEP YOUR PANTS ON. 747 00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:39,037 -PUT ME DOWN! 748 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:41,740 -NO, WE'RE GOING HOME. -NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME! 749 00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:43,108 -IT'S A TIME-OUT. 750 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,876 -[ GRUNTS ] -OW! GOD! 751 00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:47,145 OW! -OH. 752 00:35:47,179 --> 00:35:49,047 DADDY, WHAT ARE THEY DOING? 753 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,684 -JUST... 754 00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:54,320 ALL RIGHT. 755 00:35:56,188 --> 00:35:58,790 [ GRUNTS ] 756 00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:02,361 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 757 00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:08,267 [ THUMPS ] 758 00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:11,670 YOU OKAY? 759 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:23,782 -FRANCK? 760 00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:25,217 -IT'S ASTOR. 761 00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:27,052 -[ GROANS ] 762 00:36:27,085 --> 00:36:30,689 HEY. 763 00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:32,824 MY HEAD HURTS. 764 00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:34,360 -HUH. 765 00:36:34,393 --> 00:36:38,930 MUST -- MUST'VE BEEN ALL THE, UH, ALCOHOL. 766 00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:40,432 -[ SIGHS ] 767 00:36:40,466 --> 00:36:42,868 WAS I REALLY, REALLY EMBARRASSING? 768 00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:45,271 -NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. 769 00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:47,673 NO DIFFERENT THAN ANY OTHER CHILD 770 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,642 WHO DOESN'T WANT TO WEAR THEIR PANTS. 771 00:36:50,676 --> 00:36:52,411 -[ SIGHS ] 772 00:36:52,444 --> 00:36:55,080 DO YOU WANT TO HEAD OUT AGAIN TONIGHT? 773 00:36:55,113 --> 00:36:57,048 -YOU SURE YOU'RE UP FOR IT? 774 00:36:57,082 --> 00:36:59,451 -EVER HEARD OF HAIR OF THE DOG? 775 00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:02,488 -YEAH, BUT... 776 00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:07,593 DID SOMETHING HAPPEN WITH FRANCK? 777 00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:10,429 -HE WENT BACK TO PARIS. 778 00:37:11,797 --> 00:37:13,164 -WHEN? 779 00:37:13,198 --> 00:37:17,403 -MM. SHOULD BE IN THE AIR RIGHT ABOUT NOW. 780 00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:24,343 -HE'S A DOG. HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU. 781 00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:27,012 LET'S JUST STAY IN TONIGHT. 782 00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:30,649 -HAIR OF THE DOG APPLIES TO RELATIONSHIPS, TOO. 783 00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:33,552 -MORE LIKE HAIR OF THE ONE-LEGGED DOG. 784 00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:36,622 -[ CHUCKLES ] I DON'T GET IT. 785 00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:40,426 -ONE-LEGGED DOG? 786 00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:43,429 -I GET THE CONCEPT. WHAT'S THE JOKE? 787 00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:46,565 -UH, I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST BEING SILLY. 788 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,867 JUST TRYING TO CHEER YOU UP. 789 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:51,169 HEY. HEY. HEY. 790 00:37:51,202 --> 00:37:52,738 WHOA. [ GLASS SHATTERS ] 791 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,475 -OOPS. -THAT WAS YOUR FAULT. 792 00:37:56,508 --> 00:37:58,510 -[ CHUCKLES ] 793 00:37:58,544 --> 00:38:01,913 -I'LL BE IN HERE. 794 00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:07,586 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 795 00:38:10,356 --> 00:38:11,890 -SO, CALI... 796 00:38:11,923 --> 00:38:13,525 -CHEERS. 797 00:38:14,726 --> 00:38:18,129 I SAID YOU COULD BUY ME A DRINK, NOT STAY AND CHAT, SO... 798 00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:20,499 -SERIOUS? -YEAH. 799 00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:23,702 SORRY, I'M WAITING FOR SOMEONE. 800 00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:27,839 -STRIKE ONE. 801 00:38:27,873 --> 00:38:31,242 SHE LIKED IT WHEN I COMPLIMENTED HER DRESS. 802 00:38:31,276 --> 00:38:33,278 IN FACT, SHE MADE HER DRESS. 803 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:34,613 SHE TOLD ME THAT 804 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:36,815 WHEN I TRIED TO TELL HER MY MOM HAD THE SAME ONE. 805 00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:38,016 -OH. 806 00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:40,285 -NEEDLESS TO SAY, SHE KNEW I WAS PULLING A LINE. 807 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:41,920 -AND YOUR RECOVERY? 808 00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:44,289 -I-I DIDN'T HAVE ONE. YEAH, I KIND OF FROZE UP. 809 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:47,258 -WELL, NEXT TIME, TRY AND PUSH PAST THE AWKWARDNESS. 810 00:38:47,292 --> 00:38:49,327 -[ SIGHS ] 811 00:38:50,295 --> 00:38:53,298 YOU KNOW, APPARENTLY, PEOPLE HAVE SEX IN THIS POOL. 812 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:55,266 -MM. -YEAH. IT'S RANCID. 813 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:58,837 LIKE, IF YOU STICK YOUR HEAD UNDERWATER, YOU'LL GET PREGNANT. 814 00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,273 -WELL, WHO'S NEXT? 815 00:39:02,307 --> 00:39:03,909 -THAT ONE. 816 00:39:06,578 --> 00:39:08,079 HI. [ CHUCKLES ] 817 00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:12,017 CAN I JUST SAY YOUR HEELS ARE FANTASTIC. 818 00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:14,620 -LOUIS VUITTONS. -OH. OH. OF COURSE. 819 00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:17,589 NO, NO, I AM FAMILIAR WITH THEIR WORK. 820 00:39:17,623 --> 00:39:20,592 I BET YOU HAVE A HUGE COLLECTION. 821 00:39:20,626 --> 00:39:23,629 -I BET YOU HAVE A HUGE COLLECTION. 822 00:39:23,662 --> 00:39:26,131 -OH, I DON'T WEAR HIGH HEELS. 823 00:39:26,164 --> 00:39:29,267 -I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT HEELS. 824 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,670 -OH. [ Chuckling ] OH. 825 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:37,242 OH, YEAH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, I HAVE, LIKE...50 PAIRS. 826 00:39:37,275 --> 00:39:39,511 BUT I BET YOU'VE GOT MORE. 827 00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:41,847 -WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 828 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,451 -HIGH -- HIGH HEELS. I BET YOU'VE GOT MORE. 829 00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:47,919 I DON'T KNOW. I -- I GUESS... 830 00:39:47,953 --> 00:39:51,590 WELL, YOU'RE SHORT, SO YOU...THE LIFT, AND -- 831 00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:53,258 -YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. 832 00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:54,460 -OW! 833 00:39:54,493 --> 00:39:56,662 AH. AH. 834 00:39:56,695 --> 00:40:00,031 I'M NOT. I'M NO-- I'M NOT, ACTUALLY. 835 00:40:00,065 --> 00:40:01,667 I... 836 00:40:03,435 --> 00:40:05,671 SHE'S SO MUCH STRONGER THAN SHE LOOKS. 837 00:40:05,704 --> 00:40:07,405 -WELL, YOU'LL GET THERE. 838 00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:10,742 APPARENTLY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MIX A COMPLIMENT AND AN INSULT, 839 00:40:10,776 --> 00:40:12,243 AND THEN THEY GET CONFUSED, 840 00:40:12,277 --> 00:40:14,045 AND THEN THEY'RE DETERMINED TO GET YOUR APPROVAL. 841 00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:15,280 -APPARENTLY? 842 00:40:15,313 --> 00:40:16,915 -WELL, I'VE ONLY BEEN EXPLAINED THE TECHNIQUE. 843 00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:18,416 I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY PUT IT INTO PRACTICE. 844 00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:20,018 -YOU'RE SCARING ME. 845 00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:23,021 -OKAY, WELL, LOOK, JUST STAY AWAY FROM ANYTHING PERSONAL. 846 00:40:23,054 --> 00:40:24,823 THIRD TIME'S A CHARM. 847 00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:27,292 -OKAY. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. WHO'S THE MAN? WHO'S THE MAN? 848 00:40:27,325 --> 00:40:28,660 -GO. -WHO BE THE PLAYER? 849 00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:30,862 -YEAH. YOU -- YOU ARE. 850 00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,600 -* YOU GOT TO TEST ME 851 00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:36,134 * NOW I CAN START 852 00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:37,969 * JUST COME AND HOLD ME 853 00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:39,170 * TAKE ME 854 00:40:39,204 --> 00:40:41,873 -AREN'T YOU A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH? 855 00:40:43,609 --> 00:40:45,944 -ARE YOU CALLING MY FRIENDS ROUGH? 856 00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:50,549 -NO. NO. NO, THEY -- THEY ARE A... 857 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:53,685 LOVELY PAIR OF...OF FRIENDS. 858 00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:56,121 -IS THIS GUY BOTHERING YOU, LOVE? 859 00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:59,324 -HE BASICALLY JUST SAID YOUR SISTERS WERE ROUGH. 860 00:40:59,357 --> 00:41:02,027 -DID HE NOW? IS THAT TRUE? 861 00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:04,930 -NO. I WAS TALKING ABOUT -- UH, NO. UM... 862 00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:07,533 -HE'S BEEN HARASSING GIRLS ALL NIGHT. 863 00:41:07,566 --> 00:41:09,000 -YOU AGAIN? 864 00:41:09,034 --> 00:41:11,302 YOU KNOW, MY FOOT REALLY HURTS. 865 00:41:11,336 --> 00:41:13,639 AND NO. I'M JUST BEING FRIENDLY. 866 00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:16,474 -[ CHUCKLES ] BIT OF A PLAYER, ARE WE? 867 00:41:16,508 --> 00:41:18,710 -NO. DEFINITELY NOT. ABSOLUTELY NOT. 868 00:41:18,744 --> 00:41:21,446 IN FACT, YOU CAN ASK ANY -- YOU -- ASK HER. NO. 869 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:25,784 -IS MY FRIEND ASTOR DRUNK AGAIN? LET ME TAKE HIM HOME. 870 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,253 -WAIT. YOU WANT TO TAKE HIM HOME? 871 00:41:28,286 --> 00:41:29,721 -YEAH. 872 00:41:29,755 --> 00:41:31,690 -ARE YOU GONNA SHAG HIM ON YOUR SOFA? 873 00:41:31,723 --> 00:41:33,525 -THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. 874 00:41:33,559 --> 00:41:36,061 -OH, YEAH? WHAT ABOUT THIS? 875 00:41:36,094 --> 00:41:38,564 -[ GASPS ] HEY! 876 00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:44,435 OH, MY GOD! [ LAUGHS ] 877 00:41:44,469 --> 00:41:46,337 -WELL, STRAIGHT TO. 878 00:41:46,371 --> 00:41:47,573 -[ LAUGHS ] 879 00:41:47,606 --> 00:41:49,240 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 880 00:41:49,274 --> 00:41:50,942 -I GOT IN WITH YOU. 881 00:41:50,976 --> 00:41:53,011 -IT'S FREEZING. -I KNOW. 882 00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:55,013 -HOW'S THAT, MATE? YOU LIKE THAT? 883 00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:56,214 -JERK! 884 00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:58,950 -THAT WASN'T NECESSARY, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. 885 00:41:58,984 --> 00:42:00,085 -[ LAUGHS ] 886 00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:03,321 -* WHY HAVE WE TO WAIT SO LONG? * 887 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:06,758 * PEOPLE SAY WE'RE FAR TOO YOUNG * 888 00:42:06,792 --> 00:42:10,028 * WHY HAVE WE TO WAIT SO LONG? 889 00:42:10,061 --> 00:42:13,298 * PEOPLE SAY WE'RE FAR TOO YOUNG * 890 00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:15,233 * TOO YOUNG 891 00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:17,703 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 892 00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:22,107 -I -- I'M SURE A LOT OF AMAZING GUYS 893 00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:27,512 HAVE BEEN ABLE TO MEET YOU WITH THESE TECHNIQUES, BUT... 894 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,447 [ SIGHS ] 895 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,182 ...THEY'RE NOT FOR ME. 896 00:42:31,216 --> 00:42:32,450 I FEEL LIKE A PHONY. 897 00:42:32,483 --> 00:42:35,721 -[ Chuckling ] NO. YOU'RE DEFINITELY AN ORIGINAL. 898 00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:38,590 -THEN WHY AM I LEARNING LINES? NO MORE LINES. 899 00:42:38,624 --> 00:42:40,959 NO MORE PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE. 900 00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:43,762 -OKAY. UM, WELL, YOU'RE GOOD AT IMPROVISING. 901 00:42:43,795 --> 00:42:45,430 WE'LL WORK ON THAT. 902 00:42:45,463 --> 00:42:49,467 -NO. NO, I GET FLUSTERED. I ALWAYS SAY THE WRONG THING. 903 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,970 I-I-I CAN'T THINK ON MY FEET. 904 00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:54,405 HELL, I CAN'T EVEN STAND ON MY FEET 905 00:42:54,439 --> 00:42:57,008 AFTER THAT GIRL STOMPED ON ME. 906 00:42:57,042 --> 00:42:58,844 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 907 00:42:58,877 --> 00:43:01,747 NO, I'M -- I'M NOT GIVING UP. 908 00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:05,483 I'M GONNA GO FORWARD WITH HONESTY. 909 00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:08,419 AND MAYBE IF A GIRL GETS TO KNOW ME, 910 00:43:08,453 --> 00:43:10,856 SHE'LL STILL DUMP ME LIKE MILA, 911 00:43:10,889 --> 00:43:16,594 BUT...I'M TOO TIRED TO BE SOMEONE ELSE. 912 00:43:17,796 --> 00:43:20,799 -I'M SURE THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE FOR YOU. 913 00:43:20,832 --> 00:43:23,902 -WE'VE BEEN HAVING FUN TOGETHER. 914 00:43:25,236 --> 00:43:26,705 -YEAH. 915 00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:28,807 YOU'RE HEARTBROKEN OVER MILA. 916 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,509 IT'S TATTOOED ALL OVER YOUR FACE. 917 00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:34,245 [ CHUCKLES ] 918 00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:36,715 -I LIKE YOU. 919 00:43:36,748 --> 00:43:39,851 -BUT YOU LOVE MILA. 920 00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:50,729 NO, I THINK, UM, I THINK YOU SHOULD GO WITH BEING YOURSELF. 921 00:43:50,762 --> 00:43:52,397 IT'LL WORK. 922 00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:56,935 -I HOPE SO. 923 00:43:57,969 --> 00:44:00,739 -SHOULD GET OUT OF THOSE DAMP CLOTHES. 924 00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:03,508 -SLIP INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE? 925 00:44:03,541 --> 00:44:06,011 -[ CHUCKLES ] 926 00:44:07,813 --> 00:44:10,248 I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 927 00:44:25,596 --> 00:44:27,498 -CAN I SIT HERE? 928 00:44:27,532 --> 00:44:30,235 YOU LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF GIRL I'D LIKE TO KNOW, 929 00:44:30,268 --> 00:44:32,670 AND IF YOU LET ME SIT HERE FOR A MINUTE, 930 00:44:32,704 --> 00:44:35,206 I MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIND OUT. 931 00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:39,344 OKAY. 932 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:44,282 I'M...I'LL... 933 00:44:44,315 --> 00:44:47,919 -Uh, hello. 934 00:44:47,953 --> 00:44:50,355 -DID YOU -- DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 935 00:44:50,388 --> 00:44:53,658 -Hello. 936 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:56,294 -WELL, HI. 937 00:44:56,327 --> 00:44:59,664 -Pleased to meet you. 938 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,199 -YEAH. YEAH. ME... 939 00:45:01,232 --> 00:45:03,201 [ STUTTERS ] 940 00:45:03,234 --> 00:45:05,703 S-SO, YOU'VE LOST YOUR VOICE? 941 00:45:05,737 --> 00:45:10,075 -No. I, um, this is my voice. 942 00:45:10,108 --> 00:45:11,810 -OH. 943 00:45:11,843 --> 00:45:14,345 IT'S KIND OF CUTE. [ CHUCKLES ] 944 00:45:14,379 --> 00:45:15,546 -Thanks. 945 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:17,048 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 946 00:45:17,082 --> 00:45:19,584 -A HAWK. -[ Gasps ] 947 00:45:19,617 --> 00:45:22,888 Red-tailed hawk. Genus buteo. 948 00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:25,290 Species jamaicensis. 949 00:45:25,323 --> 00:45:28,960 -THAT'S RIGHT. 950 00:45:33,098 --> 00:45:36,301 -SHE SOUNDS PERFECT. 951 00:45:36,334 --> 00:45:38,303 -[ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 952 00:45:38,336 --> 00:45:40,171 I DUMPED HER LAST NIGHT. 953 00:45:40,205 --> 00:45:41,372 -WHAT? WHY? 954 00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:44,542 -SHE BORED ME TO TEARS. 955 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:48,546 -YOU ACTUALLY CRIED, DIDN'T YOU? 956 00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:51,082 -I'VE NEVER HAD TO BREAK UP WITH ANYONE. 957 00:45:51,116 --> 00:45:53,018 IT'S KIND OF DIFFICULT. 958 00:45:53,051 --> 00:45:55,921 I SENT A 194-CHARACTER MESSAGE. 959 00:45:55,954 --> 00:45:58,156 THAT'S TWO SMS MESSAGES. 960 00:45:58,189 --> 00:45:59,724 BUT I THINK IF YOU DO THAT, 961 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,626 PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE MAKING AN EFFORT. 962 00:46:01,659 --> 00:46:05,396 -WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY IT, ASTOR, BUT YOU'RE HEARTLESS. 963 00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:06,497 -THAT'D BE NICE. 964 00:46:06,531 --> 00:46:11,469 A HEART DOES NOT BEAT ON BLOOD ALONE. 965 00:46:11,502 --> 00:46:15,807 I WISH I COULD RIP MY HEART OUT AND BE DONE WITH IT. 966 00:46:15,841 --> 00:46:19,811 SURELY, THERE ARE OTHER BLOOD-FILLED ORGANS 967 00:46:19,845 --> 00:46:23,414 THAT CAN PUMP BLOOD AROUND THE BODY. 968 00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:27,218 -I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN SAY THAT 969 00:46:27,252 --> 00:46:29,454 WHEN YOU JUST CRUSHED A HEART LAST NIGHT. 970 00:46:29,487 --> 00:46:31,990 -I CRIED FOR HER, AND I CRIED FOR ME. 971 00:46:32,023 --> 00:46:33,591 -YEAH, BUT YOU LOVED IT. 972 00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:35,060 -YOU THINK I'M INDULGING? 973 00:46:35,093 --> 00:46:37,062 -YOU EVER GET BORED WHEN YOU'RE SAD? 974 00:46:37,095 --> 00:46:38,429 -NO. -SO ADMIT IT. 975 00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:40,465 YOU FIND SADNESS ENTERTAINING. -I'M HUMAN. 976 00:46:40,498 --> 00:46:43,935 -ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT EMOTIONS ARE ADDICTIVE, GOOD OR BAD. 977 00:46:43,969 --> 00:46:45,503 -OH, GREAT. I'M AN ADDICT. 978 00:46:45,536 --> 00:46:48,406 YOU RECOMMEND COLD TURKEY OR WEANING? 979 00:46:48,439 --> 00:46:52,477 -UM, MAYBE DESENSITIZING. 980 00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:55,881 -OW! COME ON, MAN! AH! 981 00:46:55,914 --> 00:46:58,649 -HOW'D YOU MEAN IT, THEN? HMM? 982 00:46:58,683 --> 00:47:00,651 -I HOPE HE MAKES YOU HAPPY. 983 00:47:00,685 --> 00:47:04,923 I MEANT IT AS I SAID IT. I WASN'T BEING SARCASTIC. 984 00:47:04,956 --> 00:47:07,025 -SOUNDS SARCASTIC TO ME. 985 00:47:07,058 --> 00:47:10,595 -I WOULD NEVER USE SUCH A LOW FORM OF WIT. 986 00:47:10,628 --> 00:47:14,132 -YOU'RE USING IT NOW. HE'S USING IT NOW, ISN'T HE? 987 00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:17,502 -HEY! HEY! I RESPECT YOU TOO MUCH FOR THAT. 988 00:47:17,535 --> 00:47:19,270 -YOU SARCASTIC BASTARD! 989 00:47:19,304 --> 00:47:21,572 -STOP PLAYING GAMES, ASTOR. 990 00:47:21,606 --> 00:47:22,773 -OKAY. OKAY. 991 00:47:22,807 --> 00:47:26,311 FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, 992 00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:31,049 I'M SORRY I HEADBUTTED YOU WITH MY EYE SOCKET. 993 00:47:31,082 --> 00:47:33,318 -GOD, I COULD NOT HATE YOU MORE. 994 00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:35,820 -NOW WHO'S BEING SARCASTIC? -YOU BUTTHEAD! 995 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:38,156 -YOU LOVE ME, DON'T YOU? WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 996 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,191 -OKAY. ALL RIGHT. HEY! SETTLE DOWN. 997 00:47:40,225 --> 00:47:44,129 AND YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 998 00:47:44,162 --> 00:47:47,832 -I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU EASY. 999 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:51,169 YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT EASY. 1000 00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:55,440 I WAS HURT, AND IT MADE ME NASTY. 1001 00:48:00,145 --> 00:48:03,148 -HE USES SARCASM. -JUST -- YOU DRIVE. 1002 00:48:08,853 --> 00:48:10,788 -HEY. 1003 00:48:10,821 --> 00:48:14,292 I'LL TRY NOT TO GET MY FINGER STUCK IN YOUR RING THIS TIME. 1004 00:48:14,325 --> 00:48:16,327 -WHAT? 1005 00:48:16,361 --> 00:48:20,431 -[ CHUCKLES ] YOUR KEY RING. YOUR LITTLE -- I'M SORRY. 1006 00:48:20,465 --> 00:48:24,035 THAT -- THAT DID NOT COME OUT RIGHT...AT ALL. 1007 00:48:24,069 --> 00:48:25,270 I'M SORRY. 1008 00:48:25,303 --> 00:48:27,672 HOW'S YOUR APARTMENT COMING ALONG? 1009 00:48:27,705 --> 00:48:30,942 -DO YOU SPY ON ALL OF YOUR NEIGHBORS, OR... 1010 00:48:30,976 --> 00:48:33,878 -ONLY THE CUTE ONES. [ CHUCKLES ] 1011 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:37,548 -LET'S HOPE I'M NOT INCLUDED IN THAT. 1012 00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:39,817 -NOT ANYMORE. 1013 00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:41,019 [ SIGHS ] 1014 00:48:41,052 --> 00:48:43,588 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 1015 00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:51,596 -HI. 1016 00:48:51,629 --> 00:48:52,763 -HI. 1017 00:48:52,797 --> 00:48:55,366 -[ CHUCKLES ] YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BRING THESE BACK. 1018 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,302 -THEY'RE NOT MY SIZE. -YEAH. 1019 00:48:57,335 --> 00:48:59,270 UM, YOU SHOULD GO. JAKE'S INSIDE. 1020 00:48:59,304 --> 00:49:02,473 -YOU SHOULD REALLY TALK TO CALI AGAIN. 1021 00:49:02,507 --> 00:49:05,543 -WHY? SHE'S STILL ANGRY AT ME. SHE'S NOT GONNA FORGIVE ME. 1022 00:49:05,576 --> 00:49:07,979 WHAT'S THE POINT OF TALKING TO HER? 1023 00:49:08,013 --> 00:49:09,247 -I CAN BE THERE. 1024 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,482 -YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD JUST GO, ASTOR. 1025 00:49:11,516 --> 00:49:12,883 OKAY. 1026 00:49:12,917 --> 00:49:15,853 -OH, HI. [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1027 00:49:15,886 --> 00:49:17,188 YEAH. 1028 00:49:17,222 --> 00:49:19,557 -WHAT'S THIS? 1029 00:49:19,590 --> 00:49:21,059 -IT'S JUST -- OKAY. 1030 00:49:21,092 --> 00:49:22,760 -YOU HAD THIS? 1031 00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:29,300 -WELL, SHE LEFT IT AT MY PLACE BY THE BED -- UNDER IT, REALLY. 1032 00:49:29,334 --> 00:49:31,736 IT WAS WEEKS AGO, JAKE. 1033 00:49:31,769 --> 00:49:35,473 -THE IDEA THAT MILA DROPPED HER DRAWERS IN FRONT OF YOU 1034 00:49:35,506 --> 00:49:38,209 MAKES ME WANT TO UPCHUCK IN MY MOUTH. 1035 00:49:38,243 --> 00:49:43,514 -GO RIGHT AHEAD. JUST GET OUT OF THE WAY. 1036 00:49:43,548 --> 00:49:46,084 -JAKE. JAKE! JAKE! JAKE! HEY, STOP! JAKE! 1037 00:49:46,117 --> 00:49:48,319 -[ Strained ] HE'S STRANGLING ME! 1038 00:49:48,353 --> 00:49:49,587 -STOP! 1039 00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:51,389 ASTOR. 1040 00:49:51,422 --> 00:49:53,124 -I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 1041 00:49:53,158 --> 00:49:54,525 -JAKE? JAKE? 1042 00:49:54,559 --> 00:49:56,961 WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? -WHAT DID YOU DO? 1043 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:58,796 -JAKE? -[ GROANS ] 1044 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,065 -IT'S A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION. 1045 00:50:00,098 --> 00:50:01,599 -A HEART ATTACK? HE'S ONLY 28 YEARS OLD. 1046 00:50:01,632 --> 00:50:03,268 -NO, HE'S GOT TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. 1047 00:50:03,301 --> 00:50:04,602 -I'M OKAY! -HE'S OKAY. 1048 00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:06,271 -OH! -WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 1049 00:50:06,304 --> 00:50:08,039 -BABY. BABY. DO YOU HAVE INSURANCE? 1050 00:50:08,073 --> 00:50:10,141 -I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY. -ARE YOU SURE? 1051 00:50:10,175 --> 00:50:12,610 -CHEST PAINS, DYSEMIA, HIGH-STRESS INDIVIDUAL, PROBABLE STEROID USAGE. 1052 00:50:12,643 --> 00:50:14,812 A TEXTBOOK SCENARIO. -GET HIM OUT OF HERE! 1053 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,114 -HE NEEDS TO SEE A DOCTOR. 1054 00:50:16,147 --> 00:50:17,815 -WE'RE DOCTORS. WE CAN HANDLE THIS. 1055 00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:19,950 -YOU'RE MED STUDENTS, AND YOUR GRADES AREN'T THAT GOOD. 1056 00:50:19,984 --> 00:50:21,552 -JUST LEAVE, ASTOR. 1057 00:50:21,586 --> 00:50:23,388 -[ GASPS ] 1058 00:50:23,421 --> 00:50:27,325 -OKAY. WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY. OKAY? JUST -- YEAH. 1059 00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:30,128 [ TIRES SCREECH ] -YOU READY? 1060 00:50:30,161 --> 00:50:31,396 LEFT HERE? -YES. 1061 00:50:31,429 --> 00:50:33,164 -LEFT HERE? -YES, RIGHT HERE -- LEFT. 1062 00:50:33,198 --> 00:50:35,400 -I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S A HOSPITAL AROUND HERE. 1063 00:50:35,433 --> 00:50:37,268 IT'S A VERY RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBORHOOD. 1064 00:50:37,302 --> 00:50:39,537 OH, MY GOD, I'M STUCK BEHIND A GRANDMOTHER. 1065 00:50:39,570 --> 00:50:41,672 MOVE! GET OUT OF THE WAY! [ HORN BLARING ] 1066 00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:44,175 -HE'S BARELY EVEN BREATHING. COULD YOU JUST HURRY UP? 1067 00:50:44,209 --> 00:50:46,244 DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING, ASTOR? 1068 00:50:46,277 --> 00:50:48,113 -NO. NOT -- NOT REALLY. -WHAT?! 1069 00:50:48,146 --> 00:50:49,680 -I MEAN, I HAVE AN IDEA. I HAVE A GENERAL IDEA. 1070 00:50:49,714 --> 00:50:51,282 -GIVE ME YOUR PHONE. -OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. 1071 00:50:51,316 --> 00:50:52,650 JUST TAKE THE PHONE. -HE'S REALLY NOT GOOD. 1072 00:50:52,683 --> 00:50:54,051 -TAKE THE PHONE. LOOK IT UP. -WHAT? 1073 00:50:54,085 --> 00:50:55,320 LOOK UP WHERE THE HOSPITAL IS. 1074 00:50:55,353 --> 00:50:57,222 YOU PROBABLY SHOULD'VE SAT UP FRONT. 1075 00:50:57,255 --> 00:50:58,523 -THREE MILES AHEAD. IT SHOULD BE ON YOUR RIGHT-HAND SIDE. 1076 00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:00,091 -ARE YOU SURE THAT'S THE CLOSEST? 1077 00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:01,692 -THAT'S ALL WE HA-- WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO? 1078 00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:02,693 JUST A FREE CLINIC? 1079 00:51:02,727 --> 00:51:04,229 -GOD, THIS GUY IS JUST RIDING ME. 1080 00:51:04,262 --> 00:51:05,696 -PUT YOUR BRAKES ON IF HE'S RIDING YOU. 1081 00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:07,565 MAKE HIM CRASH INTO YOU. I HATE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT. 1082 00:51:07,598 --> 00:51:08,966 -WELL, WE HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE. 1083 00:51:08,999 --> 00:51:10,501 -[ GRUNTS ] 1084 00:51:10,535 --> 00:51:12,737 [ GROANS ] 1085 00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:15,473 OH. 1086 00:51:15,506 --> 00:51:17,808 [ SIGHS ] 1087 00:51:17,842 --> 00:51:19,510 -ALREADY? 1088 00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:20,511 -YEAH. 1089 00:51:20,545 --> 00:51:23,114 -ARE YOU KIDDING ME? -YEAH. 1090 00:51:23,148 --> 00:51:25,783 -[ SIGHS ] 1091 00:51:25,816 --> 00:51:28,953 -[ GRUMBLES ] 1092 00:51:28,986 --> 00:51:30,155 -YOU OKAY? 1093 00:51:30,188 --> 00:51:31,789 -YEAH. 1094 00:51:31,822 --> 00:51:33,491 BLOOD FLOW'S BACK TO NORMAL. 1095 00:51:33,524 --> 00:51:37,061 I...MIGHT BE READY TO GO AGAIN IN A COUPLE MINUTES. 1096 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:39,564 -HAVE YOU SAID THANK YOU TO ASTOR YET? 1097 00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,132 -I WILL. 1098 00:51:41,166 --> 00:51:43,701 I'M JUST NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 1099 00:51:43,734 --> 00:51:45,636 -WELL, HE PROBABLY SAVED YOUR LIFE, SO... 1100 00:51:45,670 --> 00:51:48,239 -I KNOW. I KNOW. 1101 00:51:48,273 --> 00:51:51,342 HE'S JUST GONNA BE SO SMUG. 1102 00:51:51,376 --> 00:51:53,911 -WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY WITH YOURSELF? 1103 00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:56,514 -DO I NEED A REASON? 1104 00:51:56,547 --> 00:51:58,048 -MM. 1105 00:51:58,082 --> 00:52:00,418 YOU COULD'VE LET MILA'S BOYFRIEND DIE. 1106 00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:02,753 THEN AT LEAST SHE'D BE AVAILABLE. 1107 00:52:02,787 --> 00:52:04,021 -IT WAS A TOSS UP. 1108 00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:05,790 IMPRESS HER BY BEING THE HERO 1109 00:52:05,823 --> 00:52:08,693 OR LET THE OPPOSITION ANNIHILATE HIMSELF. 1110 00:52:08,726 --> 00:52:11,362 -YEAH. YOU PROBABLY MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE. 1111 00:52:11,396 --> 00:52:13,030 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1112 00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:15,566 -DID YOU SET THIS UP? 1113 00:52:18,903 --> 00:52:21,539 -I WANT YOU TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN. 1114 00:52:21,572 --> 00:52:22,907 -ASTOR. 1115 00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:25,310 -JUST GIVE IT A SHOT, OKAY? 1116 00:52:25,343 --> 00:52:28,246 -CAN WE JUST TRY, CALI? 1117 00:52:31,682 --> 00:52:34,285 -I GUESS. 1118 00:52:40,625 --> 00:52:42,026 -THANK YOU. 1119 00:52:42,059 --> 00:52:43,294 [ SIGHS ] 1120 00:52:43,328 --> 00:52:45,296 LET'S ALL JUST PROMISE 1121 00:52:45,330 --> 00:52:49,234 THAT WE'RE GONNA BE MATURE ABOUT THIS, OKAY? 1122 00:52:49,267 --> 00:52:51,236 SO... 1123 00:52:51,269 --> 00:52:57,308 YOU WALKED IN ON MILA WITH WILLIAM JAMES, IS THAT RIGHT? 1124 00:52:57,342 --> 00:52:58,809 -NOT EXACTLY. 1125 00:52:58,843 --> 00:53:01,246 -SO, YOU DIDN'T SEE THEM TOGETHER, 1126 00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:03,881 BUT YOU KNEW THAT THEY'D BEEN TOGETHER. 1127 00:53:03,914 --> 00:53:06,917 -NO. I WAS THERE. 1128 00:53:06,951 --> 00:53:10,488 -OH, YOU WERE HIDING? 1129 00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:11,622 -NO. 1130 00:53:11,656 --> 00:53:17,962 WILLIAM JAMES AND I INVITED MILA TO JOIN US. 1131 00:53:17,995 --> 00:53:20,798 -WHERE? I MEAN, I DON'T... 1132 00:53:25,270 --> 00:53:27,305 IN YOUR BED? 1133 00:53:28,673 --> 00:53:32,377 LIKE A -- LIKE A...A...MéNAGE à TROIS? 1134 00:53:32,410 --> 00:53:34,345 LIKE A THREE... -I'M REALLY SORRY. 1135 00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:37,815 I WISH IT'D NEVER HAPPENED. 1136 00:53:37,848 --> 00:53:41,286 -I GUESS IT WASN'T REALLY CHEATING, 1137 00:53:41,319 --> 00:53:43,888 BUT IT WAS ENOUGH TO END IT. 1138 00:53:43,921 --> 00:53:45,856 THREE YEARS WITH ONE GUY. 1139 00:53:45,890 --> 00:53:49,126 I ACTUALLY THOUGHT I LOVED HIM. 1140 00:53:49,159 --> 00:53:50,361 -HOW... 1141 00:53:50,395 --> 00:53:52,530 OKAY, I THINK... 1142 00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:58,503 I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE UNDERSTAND HOW THIS HAPPENED. 1143 00:53:58,536 --> 00:54:02,573 HOW DID W.J. INSTIGATE THIS? 1144 00:54:02,607 --> 00:54:04,742 -WELL, HE KNEW MILA AND I WERE CLOSE. 1145 00:54:04,775 --> 00:54:07,111 HE ASKED ME IF I'D EVER BEEN WITH A WOMAN, 1146 00:54:07,144 --> 00:54:11,115 IF I'D EVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT, IF MILA AND I HAD EVER KISSED, 1147 00:54:11,148 --> 00:54:12,550 AND IT GREW FROM THERE. 1148 00:54:12,583 --> 00:54:13,784 -RIGHT. YEAH. YEAH. 1149 00:54:13,818 --> 00:54:16,220 -I JUST WANTED TO MAKE HIM HAPPY. 1150 00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:19,156 -OH, YOU PROBABLY DID... I'M GUESSING. 1151 00:54:19,189 --> 00:54:21,392 I DON'T -- I'M GUE-- YOU KNOW. 1152 00:54:21,426 --> 00:54:23,728 -I-I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING YOU BOTH WANTED. 1153 00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:27,598 I OBVIOUSLY MADE A HUGE MISTAKE, AND I'M SORRY. 1154 00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:31,336 -ME, TOO. 1155 00:54:37,508 --> 00:54:39,610 -BUT HOW DID IT WORK? 1156 00:54:39,644 --> 00:54:45,316 UH...I MEAN, I-I-I-I'VE HAD A...MéNAGE à UN. 1157 00:54:45,350 --> 00:54:46,884 -[ LAUGHS ] 1158 00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:49,687 -A LOT -- A LOT OF THE TIME. A LOT OF TIMES. 1159 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,122 BUT A MéNAGE à TROIS? 1160 00:54:52,156 --> 00:54:56,026 -JUST MORE PEOPLE. 1161 00:55:00,064 --> 00:55:03,934 -HEY, I THOUGHT MAYBE IT WAS TIME FOR THAT DRINK. 1162 00:55:03,968 --> 00:55:05,235 -YEAH. -YEAH? 1163 00:55:05,269 --> 00:55:07,004 -COME ON IN. 1164 00:55:07,037 --> 00:55:08,906 YEAH. THANKS. 1165 00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:14,144 -THIS IS A REALLY NICE PLACE. 1166 00:55:14,178 --> 00:55:15,380 -OH, THANK YOU. 1167 00:55:15,413 --> 00:55:17,348 YES, UH, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 1168 00:55:17,382 --> 00:55:19,384 [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] -[ CHUCKLES ] 1169 00:55:19,417 --> 00:55:22,353 SURE. 1170 00:55:26,391 --> 00:55:28,793 SO, UH, DO YOU HAVE ANY LEMONS FOR THE... 1171 00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:32,329 -UH, NO. 1172 00:55:32,363 --> 00:55:34,765 NO, I'M SORRY. 1173 00:55:36,233 --> 00:55:39,937 STRAIGHT. IT'S HOW I DO IT. 1174 00:55:39,970 --> 00:55:41,305 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1175 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:43,874 -[ SIGHS ] 1176 00:55:48,312 --> 00:55:49,480 CHEERS. 1177 00:55:49,514 --> 00:55:51,048 -CHEERS. 1178 00:55:51,081 --> 00:55:53,117 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 1179 00:55:53,150 --> 00:55:55,019 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1180 00:55:55,052 --> 00:55:57,622 -[ SWALLOWS ] 1181 00:56:01,526 --> 00:56:04,529 AH. [ CHUCKLES ] 1182 00:56:04,562 --> 00:56:06,764 JUST...HELLO? 1183 00:56:06,797 --> 00:56:08,533 -You don't need my advice. 1184 00:56:08,566 --> 00:56:12,036 -UH, YES. I'D LIKE TO ORDER A HALF-DOZEN. 1185 00:56:12,069 --> 00:56:16,273 -Astor, if she's there with you, it means she likes you. 1186 00:56:16,306 --> 00:56:20,978 -OKAY, HOW DO I GO ABOUT GETTING MORE OF THE RUMP STEAKS? 1187 00:56:21,011 --> 00:56:23,180 -Put some music on. Get her dancing. 1188 00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:24,882 -ALL RIGHT. I'LL TRY THOSE. 1189 00:56:24,915 --> 00:56:26,417 BYE. [ CHUCKLES ] 1190 00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:33,524 THAT WAS MY, UH...MAIL-ORDER MEAT WOMAN. 1191 00:56:33,558 --> 00:56:36,627 I LIKE REGULAR MEAT. 1192 00:56:36,661 --> 00:56:39,029 ALWAYS THERE. 1193 00:56:39,063 --> 00:56:40,397 -PROTEIN'S GOOD. 1194 00:56:40,431 --> 00:56:41,832 -YEAH. 1195 00:56:41,866 --> 00:56:43,968 -YEAH. 1196 00:56:44,001 --> 00:56:46,303 -LET'S PUT ON SOME MUSIC. -YES. 1197 00:56:46,336 --> 00:56:48,473 -YOU WANT TO PUT ON SOME MUSIC? 1198 00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,642 MM-HMM. 1199 00:56:53,978 --> 00:56:56,280 [ CHUCKLES ] 1200 00:56:56,313 --> 00:56:58,348 [ CHUCKLES ] 1201 00:56:58,382 --> 00:57:00,951 -[ GIGGLES ] 1202 00:57:04,354 --> 00:57:07,157 -NORMALLY, I DANCE BY MYSELF. 1203 00:57:09,293 --> 00:57:11,061 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1204 00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:17,001 COME ON, ASTOR. GET UP. 1205 00:57:17,034 --> 00:57:19,937 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 1206 00:57:37,221 --> 00:57:39,657 -YOU MIND? I THINK MY HEAD'S BLEEDING. 1207 00:57:39,690 --> 00:57:40,858 -LET ME SEE. 1208 00:57:40,891 --> 00:57:42,927 -I THINK IT'S BLEEDING. 1209 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,328 YEAH. OKAY. 1210 00:57:44,361 --> 00:57:46,030 -HERE. ALL RIGHT. 1211 00:57:46,063 --> 00:57:47,231 -ALL RIGHT. 1212 00:57:47,264 --> 00:57:50,034 -OH, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 1213 00:57:50,067 --> 00:57:52,169 SO, I GUESS... 1214 00:57:52,202 --> 00:57:54,471 [ CHUCKLES ] 1215 00:58:02,012 --> 00:58:03,714 -OH. [ GRUNTS ] 1216 00:58:03,748 --> 00:58:05,149 -ALL RIGHT, IT'S OKAY. OH, YEAH. 1217 00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:06,984 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. NO. NO. NO. NO. 1218 00:58:07,017 --> 00:58:08,519 IT'S MAKING IT -- MAKING IT WORSE. 1219 00:58:08,553 --> 00:58:10,621 HERE, LET ME JUST... 1220 00:58:10,655 --> 00:58:13,057 VOILà. [ CHUCKLES ] 1221 00:58:13,090 --> 00:58:14,959 WHAT? 1222 00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:17,562 -"YOU COULD GET ANY GIRL YOU WANT." 1223 00:58:17,595 --> 00:58:20,230 -SHE SAID THAT? 1224 00:58:20,264 --> 00:58:23,768 -THIS YOUR MEAT LADY? 1225 00:58:25,970 --> 00:58:29,674 -I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SAID THAT. 1226 00:58:31,742 --> 00:58:34,812 I HAVE TO GO. I'M SORRY. 1227 00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:37,715 CAN YOU LET YOURSELF OUT? 1228 00:58:37,748 --> 00:58:40,117 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1229 00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:43,520 [ Cellphone rings ] 1230 00:58:43,554 --> 00:58:45,222 -Hello? 1231 00:58:45,255 --> 00:58:47,424 -HOW DO I LET HER KNOW THAT I'M REALLY INTO HER? 1232 00:58:47,457 --> 00:58:49,660 -She'll be able to tell. 1233 00:58:49,694 --> 00:58:52,196 -I DON'T THINK SHE DOES. I'M GONNA TELL HER. 1234 00:58:52,229 --> 00:58:54,999 -Are you sure you're not gonna scare her off? 1235 00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:57,367 I mean, does she know who you really are -- 1236 00:58:57,401 --> 00:58:59,870 your birding, your loud mouth, your silliness? 1237 00:58:59,904 --> 00:59:03,340 I mean, I love all that, but it does take some getting used to. 1238 00:59:03,373 --> 00:59:04,709 -SHE ACCEPTS ME FOR WHO I AM. 1239 00:59:04,742 --> 00:59:06,611 -Well, if you feel it, you can tell her. 1240 00:59:06,644 --> 00:59:09,747 -* SET MY SILLY LITTLE HEART ON FIRE * 1241 00:59:11,649 --> 00:59:14,685 * BECAME MY DESIRE 1242 00:59:14,719 --> 00:59:16,887 * YOU STOOD ME UP 1243 00:59:18,288 --> 00:59:20,725 -WHAT ARE YOU... 1244 00:59:22,459 --> 00:59:25,329 DO YOU THINK I'M THE ONLY GIRL THAT LIKES YOU? 1245 00:59:25,362 --> 00:59:28,532 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I JUST REJECTED A GIRL. 1246 00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:31,201 - OH, SO YOU'RE FEELING CONFIDENT, 1247 00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:33,370 OR YOU WANT TO MAKE MILA JEALOUS. 1248 00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:36,674 -AM I NOT SUCCESSFUL ENOUGH WITH WOMEN FOR YOU, TOO? 1249 00:59:36,707 --> 00:59:38,843 IS THAT IT? 1250 00:59:38,876 --> 00:59:41,445 -NO, YOU'RE A ROMANTIC. 1251 00:59:41,478 --> 00:59:43,981 YOU WANT TO FIND THE ONE, 1252 00:59:44,014 --> 00:59:48,886 AND...WATCH MOVIES TOGETHER WHEN IT'S RAINING, 1253 00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:52,189 MAKE BREAKFAST FOR EACH OTHER ON SUNDAY MORNINGS. 1254 00:59:53,691 --> 00:59:58,362 IT'S JUST, THAT'S NOT ME. 1255 00:59:58,395 --> 01:00:00,931 IT'S NOT WHAT I WANT. 1256 01:00:00,965 --> 01:00:03,100 -* YOU STOOD ME UP 1257 01:00:05,069 --> 01:00:07,838 * YOU STOOD ME UP 1258 01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:17,748 -HI. 1259 01:00:17,782 --> 01:00:20,317 I'M SORRY ABOUT BEFORE. 1260 01:00:20,350 --> 01:00:22,552 -MM-HMM. 1261 01:00:22,586 --> 01:00:24,855 OH! 1262 01:00:24,889 --> 01:00:28,693 -OH, UM, I'M SORRY. DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? I DID. 1263 01:00:28,726 --> 01:00:31,028 -NO, BUT YOUR HAIRY TONGUE DID, SO... 1264 01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:32,730 -SHOULD I GO AND SHAVE IT? 1265 01:00:32,763 --> 01:00:34,531 -NO, JUST CUT IT OFF, MAYBE. 1266 01:00:34,564 --> 01:00:36,300 -AND SEND IT TO YOU IN THE MAIL. 1267 01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:39,937 -OR JUST SWALLOW IT. EITHER WAY. 1268 01:00:42,339 --> 01:00:43,974 -UH... 1269 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,447 -ENJOY. 1270 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:54,885 -MILA SAID YOU REALLY LIKE BIRDS, SO I BROUGHT YOU HERE. 1271 01:00:54,919 --> 01:00:56,386 -I APPRECIATE IT. 1272 01:00:56,420 --> 01:00:59,589 -WOULD'VE PAID EXTRA FOR THE TURKEY IF YOU WANTED. 1273 01:00:59,623 --> 01:01:01,391 -POULTRY'S POULTRY. 1274 01:01:01,425 --> 01:01:04,862 -TURKEY SEEMS A LITTLE BIT MORE FESTIVE. 1275 01:01:04,895 --> 01:01:07,865 -DID YOU HAVE A CEREBRAL ANEURYSM 1276 01:01:07,898 --> 01:01:09,734 ASSOCIATED WITH YOUR ARRHYTHMIA? 1277 01:01:09,767 --> 01:01:11,168 -HUH? 1278 01:01:11,201 --> 01:01:14,872 -A PERIOD WHERE YOUR BRAIN GOES WITHOUT BLOOD. 1279 01:01:14,905 --> 01:01:16,907 -HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT? 1280 01:01:16,941 --> 01:01:18,976 -THERE'S A TEST THEY DO. 1281 01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:21,746 -OH, THEN, UH, DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE THAT 1282 01:01:21,779 --> 01:01:23,680 'CAUSE THEY DIDN'T DO THE TEST. 1283 01:01:23,714 --> 01:01:27,217 -THAT'S GOOD. 1284 01:01:27,251 --> 01:01:29,086 -[ SIGHS ] 1285 01:01:29,119 --> 01:01:34,792 SO, UM, THANK YOU FOR TAKING ME TO THE HOSPITAL, 1286 01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:39,329 AND I'M SORRY THAT I WAS A BUTTHEAD. 1287 01:01:39,363 --> 01:01:42,166 -THAT'S OKAY. 1288 01:01:51,942 --> 01:01:54,812 -YOU'RE NOT... 1289 01:01:54,845 --> 01:01:57,915 YOU'RE NOT GONNA SAY THAT I WASN'T A BUTTHEAD? 1290 01:01:57,948 --> 01:02:00,017 -YOU WERE A LITTLE BIT OF A BUTTHEAD. 1291 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:02,486 -NO. NO, I WAS NOT. -OKAY. 1292 01:02:02,519 --> 01:02:04,521 -NO. 1293 01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:06,857 MAN, YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW WHEN TO BACK DOWN, DO YOU? 1294 01:02:06,891 --> 01:02:08,358 -AND YOU DO? -YEAH. 1295 01:02:08,392 --> 01:02:11,896 -WHAT ABOUT NOW. UH, IS NOW THE TIME TO BACK DOWN? 1296 01:02:11,929 --> 01:02:14,231 FOR ME OR FOR YOU? I JUST... 1297 01:02:14,264 --> 01:02:17,067 -NEITHER, MAN. 1298 01:02:19,136 --> 01:02:21,171 BOOM! 1299 01:02:22,807 --> 01:02:25,142 OUT THIS WAY. 1300 01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:33,450 -YOU HAVE ANYTHING OTHER THAN CHICKEN? 1301 01:02:33,483 --> 01:02:35,019 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1302 01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:41,125 OH. [ SIGHS ] 1303 01:02:41,158 --> 01:02:43,828 -ASTOR. -AH! WHAT? 1304 01:02:46,396 --> 01:02:48,198 -HEY. 1305 01:02:48,232 --> 01:02:50,534 -AND YOU ARE TWINS. -YEAH. 1306 01:02:50,567 --> 01:02:52,536 YEAH. -[ CHUCKLES ] 1307 01:02:52,569 --> 01:02:56,140 -UH, TRINITY, DIVINITY. 1308 01:02:56,173 --> 01:02:58,042 -TRINITY AND DIVINITY. 1309 01:02:58,075 --> 01:03:00,811 I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE A SISTER NAMED NAIVETE, TOO. 1310 01:03:00,845 --> 01:03:03,380 [ CHUCKLES ] OR THAT'S JUST ME. 1311 01:03:03,413 --> 01:03:06,583 -WE'RE TWINS, NOT TRIPLETS. -RIGHT. OKAY. 1312 01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:11,321 SO, IT WAS YOU THAT I WAS PRESUMPTIVE WITH. 1313 01:03:11,355 --> 01:03:15,159 -YEAH. TRINITY TOLD ME THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE HERE. 1314 01:03:15,192 --> 01:03:17,995 -YEAH, I WAS KIND OF KEEPING YOU A SECRET, TOO. 1315 01:03:18,028 --> 01:03:19,864 -I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE CREEPY. 1316 01:03:19,897 --> 01:03:23,067 -SADLY, I HAVE THAT EFFECT ON WOMEN. 1317 01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:26,837 -WELL, I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY CHARMING. 1318 01:03:26,871 --> 01:03:29,473 -OH. WELL. -AND I WAS, UM -- I DON'T KNOW 1319 01:03:29,506 --> 01:03:32,943 IF YOU WANTED TO HAVE DINNER TONIGHT OR SOMETHING? 1320 01:03:32,977 --> 01:03:35,812 -YEAH. YES. GREAT. 1321 01:03:35,846 --> 01:03:38,682 LET'S ALL THREE HAVE DINNER. 1322 01:03:38,715 --> 01:03:41,018 -YEAH. SURE. 1323 01:03:41,051 --> 01:03:46,490 -CAN I ASK YOU GUYS A SILLY QUESTION? 1324 01:03:46,523 --> 01:03:48,625 -SURE. -SURE. 1325 01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:51,561 -HAVE YOU TWO EVER KISSED? 1326 01:03:57,234 --> 01:03:59,303 -* SHE WAS BORN A CALI GIRL 1327 01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:01,071 * THE SUN AND SURF, IT WAS HER WORLD * 1328 01:04:01,105 --> 01:04:02,873 * TILL MOM AND DAD HAD SPLIT APART * 1329 01:04:02,907 --> 01:04:04,408 * A BROKEN HOME, A BROKEN HEART * 1330 01:04:04,441 --> 01:04:06,110 * AND THEN SHE WALKED INTO MY LIFE * 1331 01:04:06,143 --> 01:04:07,844 * I SWORE ONE DAY SHE'D BE MY WIFE * 1332 01:04:07,878 --> 01:04:09,413 * AND I'M NOT SURE IF I WAS WRONG * 1333 01:04:09,446 --> 01:04:11,148 * AND THAT IS WHY I WROTE THIS SONG * 1334 01:04:11,181 --> 01:04:12,616 * ABOUT THE GIRL I MET ONE DAY 1335 01:04:12,649 --> 01:04:14,284 * WHO TOOK MY HEART AND WENT AWAY * 1336 01:04:14,318 --> 01:04:16,020 * AND LEFT ME THERE TO DREAM AGAIN * 1337 01:04:16,053 --> 01:04:17,421 * OF ALL THE THINGS SHE EVER MEANT * 1338 01:04:17,454 --> 01:04:19,389 * OF BATTLESHIPS AND BUTTERFLIES * 1339 01:04:19,423 --> 01:04:21,091 * AND ALL THE TEARS WE EVER CRIED * 1340 01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:22,826 * AND HOURS AND HOURS OF SUNNY SMILES * 1341 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,461 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 1342 01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,569 -OH, GOD. 1343 01:04:32,602 --> 01:04:34,004 OKAY. 1344 01:04:42,112 --> 01:04:44,514 -HEY. -HEY. 1345 01:04:44,548 --> 01:04:45,715 HI. 1346 01:04:45,749 --> 01:04:47,317 -UH, YEAH, UH... [ CHUCKLES ] 1347 01:04:49,086 --> 01:04:50,921 -JAKE AND I BROKE UP. 1348 01:04:50,955 --> 01:04:52,990 -HOW DID HE TAKE IT? 1349 01:04:53,023 --> 01:04:55,359 -WELL, HE DIDN'T HAVE A HEART ATTACK. 1350 01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:56,726 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1351 01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:59,229 -IT WAS -- IT WAS REALLY WONDERFUL WHAT YOU DID FOR HIM. 1352 01:04:59,263 --> 01:05:03,833 -OH, WELL, I HAD TO PUT ALL THAT STUDYING TO SOME SORT OF USE. 1353 01:05:03,867 --> 01:05:06,036 -HE'S REALLY APPRECIATIVE, AND... 1354 01:05:06,070 --> 01:05:10,240 -YEAH. YEAH. HE BOUGHT ME THAT CHICKEN DINNER. 1355 01:05:10,274 --> 01:05:13,910 -CAN I JUST COME IN? 1356 01:05:13,944 --> 01:05:17,014 -CAN...CAN WE TALK TOMORROW? 1357 01:05:17,047 --> 01:05:18,848 -ARE YOU OKAY? 1358 01:05:18,882 --> 01:05:20,517 -I'M...NAKED. -YEAH. 1359 01:05:20,550 --> 01:05:23,020 -BUT OTHERWISE, I'M GOOD. -OKAY. 1360 01:05:23,053 --> 01:05:24,354 YEAH, THAT'S FINE. 1361 01:05:24,388 --> 01:05:27,191 LET'S JUST -- LET'S JUST CATCH UP TOMORROW. OKAY. 1362 01:05:28,425 --> 01:05:30,460 -HI. WHO ARE YOU? 1363 01:05:30,494 --> 01:05:32,462 -[ EXHALES ] 1364 01:05:32,496 --> 01:05:34,864 -WHO AM I? WHO ARE YOU? 1365 01:05:34,898 --> 01:05:37,767 -WHO'S SHE? 1366 01:05:37,801 --> 01:05:39,836 -AH. WHO ARE THEY? 1367 01:05:39,869 --> 01:05:42,939 -TRINITY AND DIVINITY. 1368 01:05:42,973 --> 01:05:44,374 RIGHT? 1369 01:05:44,408 --> 01:05:45,642 -YEAH. 1370 01:05:45,675 --> 01:05:47,344 -[ SIGHS ] 1371 01:05:48,678 --> 01:05:51,515 OKAY, GUYS. HERE, LET'S... 1372 01:05:51,548 --> 01:05:52,716 -BYE-BYE. -BYE. 1373 01:05:52,749 --> 01:05:54,551 -AH! -YOU ALL RIGHT? 1374 01:05:54,584 --> 01:05:56,586 BYE. 1375 01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:01,558 [ SIGHS ] 1376 01:06:04,194 --> 01:06:05,962 MILA, PLEASE. -WHAT? 1377 01:06:05,996 --> 01:06:08,298 -LET'S TALK. -YOUR TWINS ARE WAITING. 1378 01:06:08,332 --> 01:06:10,167 -THEY DON'T MATTER TO ME. 1379 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:11,735 -AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE A SLUT. 1380 01:06:11,768 --> 01:06:14,471 -THOSE GIRLS AND I JUST KISSED. THAT'S IT. 1381 01:06:14,504 --> 01:06:17,474 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GIRLS I'VE EVER SLEPT WITH? 1382 01:06:17,507 --> 01:06:19,776 -WITH OR WITHOUT SIGNIFICANTLY DIFFERENT DNA? 1383 01:06:19,809 --> 01:06:22,012 -ONE IS THE ANSWER. JUST YOU. 1384 01:06:22,046 --> 01:06:25,182 YOU WERE MY FIRST, AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN CARE. 1385 01:06:25,215 --> 01:06:27,984 -THAT'S NOT FAIR. YOU SUFFOCATED ME. 1386 01:06:28,018 --> 01:06:30,054 I FELT LIKE A KITTEN IN A PLASTIC BAG. 1387 01:06:30,087 --> 01:06:32,056 WE HAD NO CHANCE. 1388 01:06:32,089 --> 01:06:35,259 BUT IF YOU COME HOME WITH ME NOW, 1389 01:06:35,292 --> 01:06:37,861 WE CAN START AGAIN. 1390 01:06:37,894 --> 01:06:41,798 -DID YOU BREAK UP WITH JAKE, OR DID HE BREAK UP WITH YOU? 1391 01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:43,300 -WHY DOES THAT MATTER? 1392 01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:46,170 -YOU ONLY WANT ME NOW BECAUSE OTHER GIRLS WANT ME. 1393 01:06:46,203 --> 01:06:48,605 -THEN GO SLEEP WITH THOSE OTHER GIRLS. 1394 01:06:48,638 --> 01:06:50,674 -I MIGHT. I'M SINGLE. 1395 01:06:50,707 --> 01:06:53,477 THAT'S A PRETTY BIG OPPORTUNITY FOR ME. 1396 01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:58,248 -I'M OFFERING YOU A SECOND CHANCE. 1397 01:06:58,282 --> 01:07:01,685 -THE TIMING IS NOT IDEAL. 1398 01:07:03,820 --> 01:07:05,889 -YOU SLEEP WITH THOSE CLONES, 1399 01:07:05,922 --> 01:07:08,625 AND WE MIGHT NOT EVEN BE FRIENDS. 1400 01:07:10,227 --> 01:07:12,362 [ CAR DOOR SHUTS ] 1401 01:07:14,264 --> 01:07:17,201 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1402 01:07:19,303 --> 01:07:22,106 [ CAR DEPARTS ] 1403 01:07:31,148 --> 01:07:34,184 -COME ON IN. WATER'S FINE. 1404 01:07:34,218 --> 01:07:37,154 -I BET IT IS. 1405 01:07:37,187 --> 01:07:39,523 -DON'T BE SHY. 1406 01:07:51,501 --> 01:07:53,737 -CALI. 1407 01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:57,107 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1408 01:08:02,446 --> 01:08:04,047 [ SIGHS ] 1409 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,216 OH. 1410 01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:09,253 IT'S TOO LATE, FRANCK. 1411 01:08:09,286 --> 01:08:11,288 -[ SPEAKS FRENCH ] 1412 01:08:13,123 --> 01:08:15,725 -WHAT ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN PARIS? 1413 01:08:15,759 --> 01:08:17,161 -FINI. 1414 01:08:17,194 --> 01:08:19,829 -I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 1415 01:08:19,863 --> 01:08:22,732 -[ SPEAKS FRENCH ] 1416 01:08:22,766 --> 01:08:24,934 -YOU NEVER CALLED, AND WHEN YOU LEFT, 1417 01:08:24,968 --> 01:08:26,803 YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T COMING BACK. 1418 01:08:26,836 --> 01:08:29,005 -I WAS TAKEN BY SURPRISE. 1419 01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:31,241 I HAD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 1420 01:08:31,275 --> 01:08:32,742 -RIGHT. 1421 01:08:32,776 --> 01:08:36,380 WELL, YOU'RE A PHONY, JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM. 1422 01:08:36,413 --> 01:08:38,848 YOU'RE HALF A MAN. 1423 01:08:38,882 --> 01:08:40,984 -LIKE YOUR FRIEND, UH, ASTOR. 1424 01:08:41,017 --> 01:08:42,552 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1425 01:08:42,586 --> 01:08:45,689 HE'S MORE OF A MAN THAN YOU'LL EVER BE. 1426 01:08:45,722 --> 01:08:49,326 IN FACT, HE'S ABOUT THE ONLY REAL GUY I KNOW. 1427 01:08:49,359 --> 01:08:52,061 -WHAT ABOUT GEORGE CLOONEY? HE'S A REAL GUY. 1428 01:08:52,095 --> 01:08:54,198 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1429 01:08:54,231 --> 01:08:56,666 LATER, FRANCK. 1430 01:08:58,402 --> 01:09:01,505 [ LID SLAMS ] 1431 01:09:09,112 --> 01:09:10,814 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 1432 01:09:10,847 --> 01:09:12,582 [ WINGS FLAPPING ] 1433 01:09:15,885 --> 01:09:18,622 -Cali, I'm birding. 1434 01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:21,458 YOU WANT TO JOIN? 1435 01:09:29,233 --> 01:09:30,600 -HI. 1436 01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:36,105 IT'S SO GREAT TO BE BIRDING AGAIN. 1437 01:09:36,139 --> 01:09:37,774 I THINK I'M A CONVERT. 1438 01:09:37,807 --> 01:09:39,576 -HI. -HI. 1439 01:09:39,609 --> 01:09:41,578 -ISN'T THIS A FUNNY THING TO DO? 1440 01:09:41,611 --> 01:09:43,613 -[ Chuckling ] YEAH. -YEAH. 1441 01:09:44,948 --> 01:09:47,183 -OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 1442 01:09:47,217 --> 01:09:49,619 HAVE A LOOK IN THAT TREE. 1443 01:09:53,790 --> 01:09:55,925 A GREAT HORNED OWL. 1444 01:09:55,959 --> 01:09:57,827 ISN'T HE MAJESTIC? 1445 01:09:57,861 --> 01:10:00,830 [ OWL HOOTING ] -YEAH. I LOVE IT. 1446 01:10:00,864 --> 01:10:04,033 -YEAH. HERE. 1447 01:10:04,067 --> 01:10:06,236 -IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1448 01:10:07,304 --> 01:10:11,341 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 1449 01:10:20,484 --> 01:10:23,753 -THEY ALL KIND OF LOOK THE SAME TO ME. 1450 01:10:23,787 --> 01:10:25,121 -NOT FOR ME. 1451 01:10:25,154 --> 01:10:27,291 BIRDING'S MY PASSION, 1452 01:10:27,324 --> 01:10:29,959 LIKE MEDICINE IS FOR YOU. 1453 01:10:29,993 --> 01:10:31,595 -I CAN'T WAIT TO BE A DOCTOR, 1454 01:10:31,628 --> 01:10:33,697 TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY FOR A CHANGE. 1455 01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:35,532 IT WON'T BE MILA OR MISS KLEIN. 1456 01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:37,033 IT'LL BE, "YES, DR. KLEIN. 1457 01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:39,969 WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE UPGRADE, DR. KLEIN?" 1458 01:10:40,003 --> 01:10:41,638 YES, I WOULD, THANK YOU. 1459 01:10:41,671 --> 01:10:44,140 -"IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?" 1460 01:10:44,173 --> 01:10:45,375 -THAT'LL BE SCARY. 1461 01:10:45,409 --> 01:10:48,077 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO IF THAT HAPPENED. 1462 01:10:48,111 --> 01:10:49,746 -WOULDN'T IT BE YOUR DUTY? 1463 01:10:49,779 --> 01:10:52,248 -I'M NOT GONNA GIVE MOUTH-TO-MOUTH 1464 01:10:52,282 --> 01:10:54,584 TO SOME DIRTY HOMELESS GUY. 1465 01:10:54,618 --> 01:10:58,655 -I GUESS THAT'S BEYOND THE CALL. 1466 01:11:01,224 --> 01:11:03,560 -YOU'RE NOT GONNA SPEND THE WHOLE NIGHT FLIRTING, ARE YOU? 1467 01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:05,295 -OF COURSE NOT. -JUST THAT CALI'S TOLD ME 1468 01:11:05,329 --> 01:11:07,597 THAT YOU'VE KISSED A LOT OF GIRLS RECENTLY. 1469 01:11:07,631 --> 01:11:09,333 -CALI TOLD YOU THAT? 1470 01:11:09,366 --> 01:11:10,734 -IS IT TRUE? 1471 01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:12,101 -EXCUSE... 1472 01:11:12,135 --> 01:11:13,570 BUSY BEE. 1473 01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:17,974 UH...I KISSED A COUPLE. 1474 01:11:18,007 --> 01:11:20,176 I MEAN, TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE. 1475 01:11:20,209 --> 01:11:22,712 NOT A GUY AND A GIRL, LIKE... 1476 01:11:22,746 --> 01:11:25,482 DID SHE TELL YOU THAT BEFORE WE GOT BACK TOGETHER? 1477 01:11:25,515 --> 01:11:27,884 -I DON'T KNOW. DOES IT MATTER? OH, BY THE WAY. 1478 01:11:27,917 --> 01:11:30,320 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE A LITTLE MORE PRACTICE 1479 01:11:30,354 --> 01:11:32,121 BEFORE YOU DANCE IN PUBLIC. 1480 01:11:32,155 --> 01:11:33,823 BOOP. 1481 01:11:33,857 --> 01:11:37,327 -SHALL I ENROLL IN SOME SAMBA CLASSES? 1482 01:11:39,929 --> 01:11:41,798 HEY. 1483 01:11:41,831 --> 01:11:43,166 HEY. 1484 01:11:43,199 --> 01:11:45,435 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 1485 01:11:45,469 --> 01:11:47,904 -[ CHUCKLES ] -JENNY! 1486 01:11:47,937 --> 01:11:49,473 -[ GASPS ] ASTOR! 1487 01:11:49,506 --> 01:11:51,307 -[ Chuckling ] HEY. 1488 01:11:51,341 --> 01:11:52,576 SORRY. 1489 01:11:52,609 --> 01:11:54,444 -[ Chuckling ] YOU LOOK AWESOME. 1490 01:11:54,478 --> 01:11:56,846 WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? 1491 01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:58,047 COME HERE. 1492 01:11:58,081 --> 01:12:01,618 COME ON. COME ON. [ LAUGHS ] 1493 01:12:26,410 --> 01:12:28,011 -MILA! 1494 01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:39,523 [ CORK POPS ] 1495 01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:42,426 -[ GROANS ] 1496 01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:54,804 -* DRY THE TEARS YOU'VE SHED 1497 01:12:54,838 --> 01:13:00,309 * SHED IN THE NAME OF LOVE 1498 01:13:00,343 --> 01:13:02,879 -WHOO. [ CHUCKLES ] 1499 01:13:02,912 --> 01:13:05,582 OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 1500 01:13:05,615 --> 01:13:08,251 -ASTOR, STOP. JUST -- STOP. 1501 01:13:08,284 --> 01:13:10,720 STOP. 1502 01:13:15,324 --> 01:13:17,160 -WE SHOULD BREAK UP. 1503 01:13:17,193 --> 01:13:19,629 -WHAT? 1504 01:13:19,663 --> 01:13:22,632 -I DON'T MAKE YOU HAPPY. 1505 01:13:22,666 --> 01:13:27,236 -NOT EVERYONE IS HAPPY-GO-LUCKY ALL THE TIME, ASTOR. 1506 01:13:27,270 --> 01:13:28,738 -YOU SHOULD BE. -WHY? 1507 01:13:28,772 --> 01:13:33,409 THE WORLD IS NOT MADE UP OF SINGING BIRDS AND DANCING. 1508 01:13:33,443 --> 01:13:39,148 I WISH MY MOM WOULD WRITE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" ON MY CAKE IN JAM. 1509 01:13:39,182 --> 01:13:42,285 -I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU EAT CAKE. 1510 01:13:42,318 --> 01:13:44,621 -I DON'T EAT CAKE. 1511 01:13:44,654 --> 01:13:46,923 I'M A PRETTY FACE. THAT'S MY VALUE. 1512 01:13:46,956 --> 01:13:50,226 -YOU'RE NOT JUST A PRETTY FACE. 1513 01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:52,729 YOU GOT A GOOD BODY, TOO. 1514 01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:55,965 -[ SCOFFS ] RIGHT. 1515 01:13:57,066 --> 01:14:00,870 SO, YOU'VE LOVED ME SINCE WE WERE KIDS 1516 01:14:00,904 --> 01:14:03,840 BECAUSE I WAS THE PRETTIEST GIRL YOU KNEW? 1517 01:14:03,873 --> 01:14:06,776 I THOUGHT YOU HAD SOME HEART, 1518 01:14:06,810 --> 01:14:09,145 THAT MAYBE YOU LOVE ME FOR OTHER REASONS, 1519 01:14:09,178 --> 01:14:12,415 THAT YOU WOULD LIFT ME ABOVE THAT. 1520 01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:16,119 -YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MY GIRL, BUT... 1521 01:14:16,152 --> 01:14:18,421 -BUT WHAT? 1522 01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:20,423 -I... 1523 01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:23,192 [ SIGHS ] 1524 01:14:23,226 --> 01:14:26,563 WE'RE NO-- WE'RE... 1525 01:14:26,596 --> 01:14:29,465 -[ SCOFFS ] 1526 01:14:29,499 --> 01:14:32,101 YOU'RE ACTUALLY BREAKING UP WITH ME. 1527 01:14:32,135 --> 01:14:34,838 [ SIGHS ] 1528 01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:37,974 THAT'S OKAY. 1529 01:14:38,007 --> 01:14:40,910 I'M GONNA FIND HAPPINESS ON MY OWN. 1530 01:14:40,944 --> 01:14:44,814 BESIDES, IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU LIKE CALI. 1531 01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:48,184 OH, COME ON. 1532 01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:51,420 I MEAN, I SAW THE WAY HER EYES LIT UP WHEN WE WERE BIRDING. 1533 01:14:51,454 --> 01:14:54,290 YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND CHASING GIRLS, 1534 01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:56,025 TRYING TO GET YOU LAID. 1535 01:14:56,059 --> 01:14:58,695 YOU THINK WOMEN WANT TO BE PLAYED, 1536 01:14:58,728 --> 01:15:01,665 THAT WE WANT TO BE SEDUCED BY TECHNIQUE? 1537 01:15:01,698 --> 01:15:06,269 YOU THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WOMEN BECAUSE YOU'VE HAD A THREESOME? 1538 01:15:06,302 --> 01:15:07,971 -I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH THEM. 1539 01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:10,073 IT'S AWKWARD WHEN YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE 1540 01:15:10,106 --> 01:15:11,274 BETWEEN TWO GIRLS. 1541 01:15:11,307 --> 01:15:13,342 -DO YOU HONESTLY THINK CALI'S GONNA WANT YOU 1542 01:15:13,376 --> 01:15:15,879 WHEN YOU'RE SO DESPERATELY TRYING TO BE A MALE SLUT? 1543 01:15:15,912 --> 01:15:18,548 -DON'T USE THAT WORD. IT DISCOURAGES FREE BEHAVIOR. 1544 01:15:18,582 --> 01:15:20,917 -MALE? I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE ONE WORD THAT MEANT 1545 01:15:20,950 --> 01:15:23,587 YOU COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANT AND NO CONSEQUENCES. 1546 01:15:23,620 --> 01:15:25,421 -ACTUALLY, I MEANT "SLUT." 1547 01:15:25,454 --> 01:15:27,824 IT'S A DIRTY WORD FOR "LIBERATED." 1548 01:15:27,857 --> 01:15:30,259 -I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONE MORE THING. 1549 01:15:30,293 --> 01:15:34,130 GIRLS WANT A GUY THAT'S NICE, SURE. 1550 01:15:34,163 --> 01:15:36,600 THEY ALSO WANT A MAN. 1551 01:15:36,633 --> 01:15:40,804 YOUR SWEETNESS IS CHARMING, ASTOR. 1552 01:15:40,837 --> 01:15:44,608 BUT IT'S NOT ALWAYS GONNA BE ENOUGH. 1553 01:15:46,509 --> 01:15:48,912 -SORRY FOR BEING SWEET. 1554 01:15:51,314 --> 01:15:53,349 -NO, WHAT? NO. 1555 01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:54,784 [ SIGHS ] 1556 01:15:54,818 --> 01:15:58,154 JUST -- COULD YOU GO? 1557 01:16:20,710 --> 01:16:26,515 -* YOU SAY THAT WE'RE DIFFERENT * 1558 01:16:26,549 --> 01:16:30,353 * I FEEL THE SAME 1559 01:16:33,657 --> 01:16:36,092 * SUNSHINE AND RAIN 1560 01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:43,132 * MAKE A BEAUTIFUL THING 1561 01:16:58,547 --> 01:17:05,588 * MY STRENGTH IS YOUR WEAKNESS 1562 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:10,393 * MY HEART IS OWN 1563 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:18,634 * YOUR VOICE BREAKS MY SILENCE 1564 01:17:18,668 --> 01:17:23,039 * THEN WE'RE ALONE 1565 01:17:25,775 --> 01:17:29,145 * SUNSHINE AND RAIN 1566 01:17:33,449 --> 01:17:35,018 -HEY. 1567 01:17:36,853 --> 01:17:39,455 -HI. I'M TRINITY. 1568 01:17:39,488 --> 01:17:41,691 THIS IS MY SISTER, DIVINITY. 1569 01:17:41,725 --> 01:17:44,060 -BOO. 1570 01:17:44,093 --> 01:17:46,562 HI. 1571 01:17:46,595 --> 01:17:49,298 -IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1572 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:53,870 -IT'S GOING. 1573 01:17:59,575 --> 01:18:02,345 -COME AND SIT DOWN. 1574 01:18:02,378 --> 01:18:04,881 -* HEY 1575 01:18:04,914 --> 01:18:07,383 * IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN 1576 01:18:07,416 --> 01:18:08,718 * NO 1577 01:18:08,752 --> 01:18:10,820 * HEY 1578 01:18:10,854 --> 01:18:13,489 * I CANNOT LEAVE 1579 01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:15,524 * YOU KNOW 1580 01:18:15,558 --> 01:18:17,761 * HEY 1581 01:18:17,794 --> 01:18:21,865 * FORGET HOW TO BREATHE AGAIN 1582 01:18:21,898 --> 01:18:24,233 * HEY 1583 01:18:24,267 --> 01:18:28,371 * I CANNOT JUST LEAVE AGAIN 1584 01:18:28,404 --> 01:18:31,107 * I LOVE YOUR EYES AND YOUR SMILE * 1585 01:18:31,140 --> 01:18:34,077 * SO WON'T YOU PLEASE INVITE ME TO STAY FOR A WHILE? * 1586 01:18:34,110 --> 01:18:37,180 * 'CAUSE THE RIDE HOME'S LONG 1587 01:18:37,213 --> 01:18:41,284 * AND THE BIRDS WILL SING A SONG * 1588 01:18:41,317 --> 01:18:44,120 * IF WE SPENT THIS MOMENT TOGETHER * 1589 01:18:44,153 --> 01:18:49,225 * WATCH THE SUN RISE UP TOGETHER AGAIN * 1590 01:18:49,258 --> 01:18:50,359 * MM 1591 01:18:50,393 --> 01:18:55,364 -SO, YOU, UH, BROKE UP WITH MILA. 1592 01:18:55,398 --> 01:18:57,867 THOUGHT YOU LOVED HER. 1593 01:18:57,901 --> 01:18:59,869 -I LOVE HER LIKE A SISTER. 1594 01:18:59,903 --> 01:19:01,470 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1595 01:19:01,504 --> 01:19:04,808 WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING YOU STOPPED SLEEPING WITH HER, THEN. 1596 01:19:06,042 --> 01:19:08,677 BEEN ON ANY OTHER DATES? 1597 01:19:08,711 --> 01:19:12,215 -I'M TAKING A BREAK FROM ALL THAT. 1598 01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:15,919 -WELL, IT'S A NUMBERS GAME, ASTOR. 1599 01:19:15,952 --> 01:19:18,621 YOU LOOK PHASED AGAIN. 1600 01:19:18,654 --> 01:19:20,056 -NO. 1601 01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:23,592 I'M JUST CRUISING ALONG. 1602 01:19:23,626 --> 01:19:25,929 TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. 1603 01:19:25,962 --> 01:19:27,997 TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME. 1604 01:19:28,031 --> 01:19:32,135 -LIKE AN OLD COUCH ON THE SIDEWALK. 1605 01:19:32,168 --> 01:19:35,471 -SOME OF THOSE COUCHES ARE PRETTY COMFY. 1606 01:19:37,874 --> 01:19:39,708 -AND WHO ARE YOU CHASING? FRANCK? 1607 01:19:39,742 --> 01:19:42,678 -NO. I OPENED MY EYES. 1608 01:19:42,711 --> 01:19:45,381 -YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 1609 01:19:45,414 --> 01:19:47,583 -ARE YOU TRYING TO HIT ON ME AGAIN? 1610 01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:48,918 -I'M NOT PLAYING GAMES. 1611 01:19:48,952 --> 01:19:51,220 I TOLD YOU I LIKED YOU, AND I MEANT IT. 1612 01:19:51,254 --> 01:19:53,589 -YEAH, I GET IT. -NO, YOU DON'T. 1613 01:19:53,622 --> 01:19:55,758 WE HAD FUN TOGETHER, CALI. 1614 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,360 -RUNNING AROUND CHASING GIRLS? 1615 01:19:57,393 --> 01:19:59,295 -WE HAVE FUN NO MATTER WHAT WE DO. 1616 01:19:59,328 --> 01:20:01,330 -ARE WE HAVING FUN NOW? -YES. 1617 01:20:01,364 --> 01:20:06,102 WE WOULD BE IF YOU WOULD JUST LET ME IN. 1618 01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:09,172 YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY, CALI. 1619 01:20:09,205 --> 01:20:12,842 AND -- AND -- AND IF YOU LET GO FOR ONE SECOND, 1620 01:20:12,876 --> 01:20:15,611 YOU'D SEE THAT I MAKE YOU HAPPY, TOO. 1621 01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:19,515 ISN'T THAT WHY YOU TEASE ME ALL THE TIME? 1622 01:20:22,751 --> 01:20:26,422 -I DON'T SEE HOW ANYONE COULD RESIST MAKING FUN OF YOU. 1623 01:20:27,891 --> 01:20:30,426 -I'M YOURS IF YOU WANT ME, CALI. 1624 01:20:32,761 --> 01:20:35,764 WE MIGHT JUST FALL IN LOVE. 1625 01:20:35,798 --> 01:20:38,134 -YEAH. 1626 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:41,004 AND YOU MIGHT JUST BREAK MY HEART. 1627 01:20:44,173 --> 01:20:48,244 -COULD YOU LOVE ME THAT MUCH THAT THAT WOULD BE POSSIBLE? 1628 01:20:50,613 --> 01:20:52,548 -MAYBE. 1629 01:20:59,788 --> 01:21:02,558 -THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. 1630 01:21:02,591 --> 01:21:05,394 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1631 01:21:32,221 --> 01:21:35,324 [ Chuckling ] OH, MY GOD. 1632 01:21:35,358 --> 01:21:37,460 -HEY. 1633 01:21:37,493 --> 01:21:40,163 HEY! COME BACK HERE! 1634 01:21:43,666 --> 01:21:45,568 WHOO! 1635 01:21:45,601 --> 01:21:47,703 WHOA! 1636 01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:48,904 -WHOO! 1637 01:21:48,938 --> 01:21:51,040 OH, MY GOD. 105063

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