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TOOKIE BAH WABA!
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HAO!
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IKI BAH BAH.
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HA HA HA.
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? I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA ?
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? NO MALIHINI OHANA ?
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? WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY ?
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? ALOHA, E KOMO MAI ?
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MAKA MAKA.
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? I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA ?
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? NO MALIHINI OHANA ?
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? WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY ?
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? ALOHA, E KOMO MAI ?
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? ALOHA, E KOMO MAI ?
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HEH HEH HA HA HA!
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AH HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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? IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! ?
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? IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! ?
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? AKA TIKI BAH BAH ?
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? AKA TIKI BAH BAH ?
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? GABBA IKA TASOOPA? ?
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? GABBA IKA TASOOPA? ?
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OOOCHA!
CHI-KA!
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? MIKI MIKI COCONUT ?
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? I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA ?
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? NO MALIHINI OHANA ?
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? WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY ?
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? ALOHA, E KOMO MAI ?
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TOOKIE BAH WABA!
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? ALOHA, E KOMO MAI ?
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AH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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? ALOHA, E KOMO MAI ?
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BYE!
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT
A THING, MRS. HASAGAWA.
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STITCH AND I
WILL WATCH OVER THINGS
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WHILE YOU GO AND
PICK UP YOUR PEA PODS.
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[TRUCK BACKFIRES]
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I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR
WITH MY BEAN BAGS.
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PEA PODS!
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NOT BEAN BAGS,
PEA PODS!
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ALOHA, MRS. EDMONDS.
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ALOHA, LILO.
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I DON'T SEE BANANAS
ANYWHERE.
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HUH? SHE ALWAYS
HAS BANANAS.
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[SNIFFING]
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WHOO! BANANAS!
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HOW COME
THEY'RE DOWN THERE?
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[CHOMPING]
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AAH! AH AH AH!
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MRS. HASAGAWA
DOESN'T KNOW IT,
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BUT SHE'S ABOUT TO GET
ORGANIZED.
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READY, STITCH?
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[CRACKS KNUCKLES]
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HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!
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[HUMMING]
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MAHALA FOR THE BANANAS,
MRS. HASAGAWA.
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ARE THEY ALWAYS THIS GREEN?
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OH, THAT'S
A CUCUMBER, DEAR.
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BUT I'M MAKING
A BANANA CREAM PIE.
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THEN DON'T USE
CUCUMBERS.
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NO, I WAS GONNA
USE BANANAS.
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WELL, THEN WHY ARE YOU
BUYING CUCUMBERS?
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HERE ARE THE BANANAS.
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RADISHES?
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EVERYTHING SEEMS
TO HAVE BEEN MOVED.
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ISN'T IT GREAT?
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK US,
MRS. HASAGAWA.
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STITCH AND I
JUST LOVE TO BE HELPFUL.
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OH. UH, OK.
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HMM. JUST
AS I SUSPECTED.
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MRS. HASAGAWA'S HOUSE
NEEDS OUR HELP, TOO.
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BIG TIME!
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LILO? I THOUGHT
I HEARD YOU OUT HERE.
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LOOK WHAT WE DID!
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FIXING UP YOUR CART
WENT SO WELL,
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WE DECIDED TO HELP YOU
AT YOUR HOUSE, TOO.
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OH, MY.
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ISN'T IT GREAT?
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HUH? HUH? HUH?
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OH, MY PERSIAN
WILD BLOSSOMS.
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WHERE DID THEY GO,
I WONDER.
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THOSE WERE JUST WEEDS, RIGHT?
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[SIGHS]
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OH. SORRY.
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MAYBE WE COULD GO
TO PERSIA TO GET MORE?
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IS IT FAR?
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NO, THAT'S OK, LILO.
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MAHALO PLENTY
FOR ALL THE WORK.
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MAYBE YOU WANT
TO REST NOW.
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HOW ABOUT
A NICE APRICOT?
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THEY'RE ALL OVER
MY YARD THIS YEAR,
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WHICH IS
A LITTLE STRANGE,
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BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE
AN APRICOT TREE.
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[GASPS]
EXPERIMENT PODS!
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BUT WE HAVE
TO WASH THEM FIRST.
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WAIT!
NO!
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NOW HELP YOURSELF,
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BUT BE CAREFUL
OF THE PITS.
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OH, MY!
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UH-OH.
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Lilo: A MULCHER.
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HEY!
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Lilo: A BIG BLOWHARD.
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UHHHH.
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[HAWKING]
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AAH!
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[SPITTING]
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AAH! A LOOGIER!
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OH, NO. STITCH!
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Lilo: ONE WITH FOUR HEADS.
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Four-part harmony:
? WE'RE EVIL 'CAUSE WE SING ?
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? ANNOYINGLY ?
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? OFF-KEY ?
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PLEASE!
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Lilo: A WOODCHUCK!
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AW, SUCH A GOOD KITTY.
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MRS. HASAGAWA,
BE CAREFUL!
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WAIT. DID YOU
CALL HIM KITTY?
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SO MANY OF THE MOST
UNUSUAL STRAY CATS
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COME TO LIVE WITH ME HERE,
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BUT I DON'T MIND.
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THEY KEEP ME COMPANY.
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MRS. HASAGAWA, EXACTLY
HOW MANY "KITTIES" DO YOU HAVE?
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OH, GOODNESS. I NEVER
COUNTED THEM ALL.
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[SNORING]
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Computer voice:
EXPERIMENT 111 ACTIVATED.
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HMM? WHAT? WHAT?
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WARNING. EXPERIMENT
533 ACTIVATED.
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WARNING. EXPERIMENT
024 ACTIVATED.
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WARNING-
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TAKE OFF YOUR HEADPHONES.
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625, I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!
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WARNING. EXPERIMENT
090 ACTIVATED.
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STUPID ALARM CLOCK.
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THAT'S NOT YOUR ALARM CLOCK.
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LET ME SLEEP IN PEACE.
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OH, YEAH.
REST UP.
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IN CASE ONE OF THOSE
EXPERIMENTS IS ACTIVATED, HUH?
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WARNING. EXPERIMENT
507 ACTIVATED.
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DO COME IN.
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BE OUR GUESTS, PLEASE.
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Stitch: COUSIN.
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YOU CAN SEE THEY
MADE THEMSELVES AT HOME.
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Lilo: I DON'T
BELIEVE IT.
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AH HA HA HA HA!
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GOTCHA!
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OW!
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AH HA HA HA HA!
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Lilo: A PINCHER,
A WRAPPER, A SNORER.
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COUSIN. COUSIN. COUSIN!
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A SHREDDER.
A DOUBLE-DIPPER.
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YUCK!
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BAD KITTY!
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I TOLD YOU BEFORE,
OFF THE TABLE!
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Lilo: A BOOMERANG!
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A DRILLER!
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NO, NO!
NOT ON THE RUG!
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THAT'S BETTER.
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MRS. HASAGAWA,
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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WE HAVE TO GET
JUMBA AND PLEAKLEY'S HELP
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IF WE'RE GOING TO CATCH
ALL THESE EXPERIMENTS.
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AAH!
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HMM. CONCENTRATION
OF MULTIPLE PODS
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FALLING TO ONE LOCATION?
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STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY.
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BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE.
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MAY I TAKE
YOUR COAT, MADAM?
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NO! AWAY! GO!
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SHOO! SHOO,
YOU LITTLE MONSTER!
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MY EVIL CREATIONS,
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DESIGNED FOR
INTERPLANETARY CHAOS,
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NOW LIKE FELINES
IN LONELY LADY'S HOUSE.
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OY.
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THERE'S ANOTHER!
GET IT! GET IT! AAH!
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[GASPS] IS THIS
WHAT I REALLY LOOK LIKE?
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MMM. 214 DESIGNED TO TAKE
ONLY BAD PICTURES OF PEOPLE.
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HA HA HA. SO EVIL.
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DON'T WORRY,
MRS. HASAGAWA.
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WE'LL TAKE CARE
OF THE PROBLEM.
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MY FRIENDS AND I
ARE PROFESSIONALS.
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PROBLEM? BUT-
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Pleakley:
I'M GONNA GET THIS GUY
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INTO THE CAPSULE.
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NO! JUMBA
WILL CAPTURE HIM.
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NO! I GOT IT.
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Jumba: NO! ME!
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AH-AH-AH.
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HOW RUDE I HAVE BEEN.
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APOLOGIES.
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WON'T YOU PLEASE FORGIVE ME?
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GOTCHA! GOTCHA!
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SUCH A NICE KITTY.
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WHOA, OH, OH!
[BLOWING]
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UM, LILO!
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PLEAKLEY!
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JUST A MOMENT, LILO.
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I WOULDN'T WANT
TO BE DISCOURTEOUS TO THIS EXPERIMENT.
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PLEAKLEY, THIS IS NOT
THE TIME TO BE POLITE.
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TERRIBLY SORRY. I'M AFRAID
IT CAN'T BE HELPED.
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IT SEEMS
ONE OF STITCH'S COUSINS
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GIVES ONE
PAINFULLY PERFECT MANNERS.
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WHERE'S JUMBA?
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OVER HERE.
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Pleakley: AAH!
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[CRASH]
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STITCH!
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OK, NOT SO FAST.
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THAT'S GOOD.
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YOU'RE SAFE NOW,
MRS. HASAGAWA.
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WE GOT ALL THE,
UM, KITTIES
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WHERE THEY
CAN'T HURT YOU.
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FA-TA!
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ALL DONE.
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YOU'RE TAKING THEM
ALL AWAY?
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LET ME GET SOMETHING
FOR YOU FIRST.
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OH, NO. YOU DON'T
HAVE TO PAY US.
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NO, BUT YOU HAVE TO TAKE
THEIR SPECIAL THINGS.
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THE SNORING ONE
NEEDS HIS PAJAMAS.
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THE WHITE ONE
ONLY EATS CANNED WET FOOD.
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THE ORANGEY ONE
HAS HIS SPECIAL NECK PILLOW.
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MRS. HASAGAWA,
DO YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT THESE GUYS?
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OF COURSE.
THEY'RE MY OHANA.
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YOUR OHANA?
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BUT OHANA MEANS...
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FAMILY. THEY'RE
THE ONLY ONE I'VE GOT.
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I'M SO HAPPY
THEY'RE ALL BACK.
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[HAWKING AND SPITTING]
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SORRY, MRS. H.
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I GUESS I WAS
TRYING TO HELP YOU
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WHEN YOU DIDN'T NEED IT,
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AND ALL THESE COUSINS
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FOUND THEIR ONE TRUE
PLACE ON THEIR OWN.
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HEY, WHERE'S STITCH?
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[BLOWING]
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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NO, YOU FLY HIGHER.
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I INSIST. AFTER YOU.
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NO, NO, PLEASE.
AFTER YOU.
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I DO PROTEST.
YOU FIRST.
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UH-UH-UH. YOU.
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DR. JUMBA JOOKIBA,
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FORMER LEAD SCIENTIST
OF GALAXY DEFENSE INDUSTRIES,
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YOU STAND
BEFORE THIS COUNCIL
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ACCUSED OF ILLEGAL
GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION.
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NICE WORK.
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HA HA! GUILTY AS CHARGED,
247
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O GREAT
MORTALGAX THE MALIGNANT.
248
00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:54,582
THE EVIL GENIUSES
ORGANIZATION, OR "EGO,"
249
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:59,165
WAS PARTICULARLY
IMPRESSED WITH YOUR TOP-SECRET 400 SERIES.
250
00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:01,457
DELIGHTFULLY WICKED.
251
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:02,957
THANK YOU.
252
00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:04,832
I'M HOPING TO PUBLISH
THE RESULTS IN MAYHEM MONTHLY.
253
00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:06,457
YES.
WELL, THERE MIGHT BE
254
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A TEENSY-WEENSY PROBLEM
WITH THAT.
255
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,249
PROBLEM?
256
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:11,624
AS IMPRESSIVE
AS THEY LOOK ON PAPER,
257
00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:13,124
WE'VE HEARD
SOME DISTRESSING REPORTS
258
00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:16,957
THAT YOUR
EVIL EXPERIMENTS ARE NOT ACTING VERY...
259
00:12:16,958 --> 00:12:17,999
WELL, EVIL.
260
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,165
IS INCONCEIVABLE
THAT YOU COULD BELIEVE
261
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:22,499
THAT MY EXPERIMENTS
ARE ANYTHING OTHER THAN
262
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:26,499
TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY
110.6% EVIL.
263
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:29,582
WE CAN'T
RISK THE SCANDAL IF YOU'VE GONE GOOD.
264
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:34,832
I'M AFRAID
I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO REVOKE YOUR MEMBERSHIP!
265
00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:36,582
MWAH HA HA HA HA!
266
00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:40,165
AH HA HA HA HA!
267
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:43,832
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING
ON NEW EVIL LAUGH.
268
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IS GOOD ONE.
269
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,624
YOU DON'T THINK IT WAS
TOO MUCH, DO YOU?
270
00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:47,999
NO, NO. WAS NICE TOUCH.
271
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:53,707
BUT...REVOKING
OF MEMBERSHIP IS CRUEL, EVEN FOR YOU.
272
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IS LONELY
BEING EVIL GENIUS.
273
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BELONGING TO EGO
GIVES MEANING TO EVIL EXISTENCE.
274
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I'M SORRY, JUMBA.
275
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,499
I MEAN,
I-I-I'M NOT SORRY!
276
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,499
I REVEL
IN YOUR SORROW!
277
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,124
MWAH HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA!
278
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:11,249
Lilo: NOW, YOU LISTEN
HERE, MISTER!
279
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:15,957
MY UNCLE JUMBA
IS THE SMARTEST, GENIUSTEST
280
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EVIL SCIENTIST EVER!
281
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LITTLE GIRL, PLEASE TO BE
KEEPING OUT OF THIS.
282
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:24,582
YOU TAKE BACK
WHAT YOU SAID RIGHT NOW!
283
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:25,582
AMBACUA!
284
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:27,582
AND I SUPPOSE
THIS CUTE LITTLE GIRL
285
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:30,499
IS YOUR EVIL ASSISTANT.
286
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,874
BWAH HA HA HA HA!
287
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,874
NOT ME! HIM!
288
00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:34,874
[HAWK]
289
00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,707
[GARGLING]
290
00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:38,249
HMM...TELL YOU WHAT,
291
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:41,957
I'M IN YOUR QUADRANT
NEXT TUESDAY VISITING MY AUNT BOOTSIE.
292
00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:43,999
IF YOU CAN CONVINCE ME
IN PERSON
293
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,832
THAT YOU'RE STILL EVIL,
294
00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,749
I'LL EXTEND YOUR MEMBERSHIP.
295
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:48,874
IT'S A DEAL.
296
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:51,625
WE'LL
SEE YOU TUESDAY.
297
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,249
AYIII!
298
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,249
WE SURE SHOWED HIM.
299
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:57,415
WHAT CAN WE SHOW HIM?
300
00:13:57,416 --> 00:14:00,874
EGO IS EXPECTING
SUPER-EVIL SCIENCE LAB,
301
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,874
NOT CUTESY
HAWAIIAN HOMEY-HOME.
302
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:06,415
THEN THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT WE'LL GIVE THEM.
303
00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:07,707
COME ON!
304
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:09,958
[HAWKING]
305
00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:15,290
Woman:
OH! OUR HOUSE!
306
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:17,458
[SIREN]
307
00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:20,833
UH! OH! WHOA!
308
00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:34,290
UM...DO YOU HAVE
ANY SIXES?
309
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,582
HA! FISH!
310
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,707
BAH! RIDICULOUS
EARTH GAME!
311
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Computer voice: WARNING.
EXPERIMENT 262 ACTIVATED.
312
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PRIMARY FUNCTION: ERROR.
313
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:47,499
262 HAS NO KNOWN
EVIL USES.
314
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,415
NO EVIL USES?
315
00:14:49,416 --> 00:14:51,582
SAY, I REMEMBER
THAT GUY.
316
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:54,832
JUMBA GOOFED UP
HIS USUAL PURE EVIL FORMULA
317
00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:57,999
AND ACCIDENTALLY
MADE AN EXPERIMENT THAT WAS PURE GOOD.
318
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,582
HOO-HOO, BOY!
WAS HE EMBARRASSED.
319
00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:03,249
KEPT 262
LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT WHEN FRIENDS CAME OVER.
320
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,374
THEN HAMSTERVIEL
WILL HAVE NO USE FOR HIM.
321
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:06,707
AHEM...NOW WHERE WERE WE?
322
00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:07,707
UH...OH, YEAH.
323
00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:10,000
I WAS SAYING
HOW YOU LOOK LIKE A FISH.
324
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,874
DOCTOR!
325
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:23,707
YOU HAVE A VISITOR.
326
00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:25,832
AH! MORTALGAX!
327
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:27,290
WELCOME TO MY LAIR.
328
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:31,250
YOU MAY LOOK AROUND,
BUT TOUCH NOTHING!
329
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:34,332
[SNARLING]
330
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,415
AND WHAT ARE YOU
WORKING ON NOW, DOCTOR?
331
00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:39,416
DISFIGURED ASSISTANT!
332
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:46,457
IS TIME TO TEST
THE GROSSIFICATION CHAMBER.
333
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:50,249
I, JUMBA JOOKIBA,
EVIL GENIUS,
334
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:54,582
HAVE DECLARED WAR
ON BEAUTY ITSELF!
335
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,875
[STILTED]
OH! I AM SO FRIGHTENED!
336
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,499
WHATEVER
WILL YOU DO TO ME,
337
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:05,750
YOU EVIL, EVIL MAN?
338
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:09,999
I CAN TURN
EVEN THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE
339
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,874
INTO GROTESQUE
MONSTROSITIES!
340
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:16,708
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
341
00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:21,165
[NANI STRUGGLING]
342
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:23,165
WATCH IT, BUSTER!
343
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:24,415
BEHOLD!
344
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:25,832
[WOLF HOWLING]
345
00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:27,499
NICE WORK!
346
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,582
OH, NO!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
347
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:34,499
MOMENTS AGO, I WAS
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE PRIME OF YOUTH,
348
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,707
AND NOW I'M...I'M...
349
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:37,499
[WHISPERING] Hideous.
350
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,165
WELL, I WOULDN'T
SAY HIDEOUS.
351
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,207
[STOMP]
352
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,374
YEOW!
353
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,457
VERILY, I HAVE BECOME
AN AFFRONT TO NATURE.
354
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:47,624
TRULY, YOU ARE
THE MOST EVIL GENIUS IN THE GALAXY.
355
00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:49,499
OH, MY!
356
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,874
THAT IS EVIL!
357
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:53,707
SO, YOU EXTEND
MY MEMBERSHIP IN EGO?
358
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,582
PERHAPS...BUT FIRST,
I REALLY SHOULD SEE
359
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,707
SOME OF
YOUR OTHER EXPERIMENTS AT WORK ON THE ISLAND.
360
00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:02,082
FORTUNATELY,
THANKS TO EVIL GENIUS
361
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:05,582
HACKING OF SECRET
SPY SATELLITES, CABLE PROVIDER,
362
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,165
AND NEIGHBOR'S
WIRELESS NETWORK,
363
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:11,874
JUMBA HAS
MULTI-CAMERA RECORDINGS OF EXPERIMENTS IN ACTION!
364
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,290
HEH HEH HEH!
365
00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:16,415
PLEASE TO BE WATCHING
EXPERIMENT 501, EARTHQUAKE-MAKER
366
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:18,707
DESIGNED TO SPLIT
PLANETS IN TWO
367
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:20,582
WITH DEVASTATING
EARTHQUAKES!
368
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:21,499
EEE! LOOK AT THAT!
369
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,707
HMM HMM HA HA HA HA!
370
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:27,707
Jumba:
EXPERIMENT 601.
371
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:28,582
ARRR!
372
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,457
THE KICK-BOXING
EXPERIMENT
373
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:33,999
DESIGNED TO KICK
EVERY BOOTY IN THE GALAXY!
374
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:34,874
AHH!
375
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,582
EXCEPTING YOURS,
O MORTALGAX.
376
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:41,707
EXPERIMENT 509:
TURNS FROM NORMAL IF UGLY FINE HOUSE PLANT
377
00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:44,707
TO FOREST OF DESTRUCTIVE
EVIL! HA HA HA!
378
00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:48,207
ALSO EXCELLENT FOR BORDERS
AND WINDOW BOXES.
379
00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:49,875
[JAWS SNAPPING]
380
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:56,332
EXPERIMENT 515:
DEFORESTATES ENTIRE PLANETS
381
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:59,874
IN SURPRISINGLY
LITTLE TIME.
382
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,208
LOOK AT HIM GO.
383
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,082
EXPERIMENT 606:
384
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:10,457
CREATES BIG BLACK HOLES
OF NOTHINGNESS.
385
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:11,833
WHAT?!
386
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:20,582
EXPERIMENT 627:
MY LATEST INVENTION.
387
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:26,583
IS SO EVIL, JUMBA CAN'T
EVEN BE DESCRIBING HOW EVIL!
388
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:28,457
OOH HOO HA HA HA!
389
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:29,624
AH HA HA HA HA!
390
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,290
NOT BAD, JUMBA.
391
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:32,332
NOT BAD.
392
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:36,165
UH, I MEAN, HOW
REASONABLY DESPICABLE.
393
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:39,707
MWAH HA HA HA HA HA!
394
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:40,707
AHH!
395
00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:43,332
AND FINALLY,
FEATURE PRESENTATION.
396
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:46,707
EPIC BATTLE OF 2-
COUNTING THEM, PLEASE-
397
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:50,707
EVIL DR. JUMBA JOOKIBA
EXPERIMENTS!
398
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:52,707
LET'S WATCH, SHALL WE?
399
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,582
[ICY WIND BLOWING]
400
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:56,708
[FIRE CRACKLING]
401
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,874
HA HA HA HA!
402
00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:01,625
AH HA!
403
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:24,583
HEE HEE HEE!
404
00:19:58,333 --> 00:19:59,625
WHAT?
405
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,291
RARRR!
406
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:14,082
VERY WELL, JUMBA,
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
407
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:17,290
BY THE POWER VESTED
IN ME BY EGO,
408
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:18,707
I HEREBY
EXTEND YOUR...
409
00:20:18,708 --> 00:20:19,999
[SCREEN CRACKLING]
[MEOW]
410
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,874
WHAT IS THAT?
411
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:23,874
[SIRENS]
[CAT MEOWING]
412
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:26,250
WHERE'S KITTY?
413
00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:27,874
[MEOW]
414
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:30,290
Lilo: I'VE NEVER
SEE HIM BEFORE.
415
00:20:30,291 --> 00:20:32,625
Pleakley:
WHAT'S HE DOING?
416
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,582
HEY! DON'T GO IN THERE!
417
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:38,499
Mortalgax: IT HAD BETTER
BE SOMETHING EVIL!
418
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:39,582
[COUGHING]
419
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:40,582
[MEOW]
420
00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:42,500
OH, NO!
421
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:49,124
Mortalgax: HE'S SAVING
A KITTY-CAT?
422
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:52,582
OH, HEH! MUST BE PICKING UP
LIVE SATELLITE FEED.
423
00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:55,999
HEY, WILL BE TURNING
OFF NOW. OH HO HO...
424
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,708
LET IT PLAY.
425
00:20:59,701 --> 00:21:01,582
[MEW]
426
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:06,291
KITTY! YOU'RE OK!
OHH!
427
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,833
[CHEERING]
428
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:24,582
WELL, JUMBA,
I THINK IT'S CLEAR
429
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:29,457
THAT YOU DO NOT BELONG
IN THE EVIL GENIUSES ORGANIZATION!
430
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:30,707
GOOD DAY.
431
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:34,582
MAYBE WE SHOULD START
OUR OWN CLUB.
432
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:37,707
AND SO,
AS NEWLY ELECTED PRESIDENT
433
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:42,082
OF THE ASSOCIATION
OF ALIEN REJECTS, REFORMED GENIUSES,
434
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:44,457
AND GIRLS FROM HAWAII,
435
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:46,290
OR "ARRGGH!"
436
00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:51,249
I HEREBY PRONOUNCE THIS
STRAWBERRY PIE DAY!
437
00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:54,874
DOES CLUB ALLOW
ALMOST-REFORMED EVIL GENIUSES?
438
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:57,874
SURE. 'CAUSE NOW
WE'VE GOT ACE AROUND
439
00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:00,708
TO BALANCE OUT
YOUR EVIL!
440
00:22:00,758 --> 00:22:05,308
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