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TOOKIE BAH WABA!
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HAO!
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IKI BAH BAH.
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HA HA HA.
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? I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA ?
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? NO MALIHINI OHANA ?
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? WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY ?
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? ALOHA, E KOMO MAI ?
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MAKA MAKA.
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? I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA ?
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? NO MALIHINI OHANA ?
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? WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY ?
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? ALOHA, E KOMO MAI ?
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? ALOHA, E KOMO MAI ?
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HEH HEH HA HA HA!
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AH HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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? IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! ?
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? IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! ?
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? AKA TIKI BAH BAH ?
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? AKA TIKI BAH BAH ?
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? GABBA IKA TASOOPA? ?
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? GABBA IKA TASOOPA? ?
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OOOCHA!
CHI-KA!
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? MIKI MIKI COCONUT ?
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? I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA ?
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? NO MALIHINI OHANA ?
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? WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY ?
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? ALOHA, E KOMO MAI ?
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TOOKIE BAH WABA!
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? ALOHA, E KOMO MAI ?
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AH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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? ALOHA, E KOMO MAI ?
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BYE!
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I WANT TO CONGRATULATE
ALL OF YOU ON YOUR HARD WORK.
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YOU HAVE GRADUATED
TO THE NEXT LEVEL OF HULA,
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THE PAPA MAWAENA CLASS,
OR THE INTERMEDIATE.
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[GASPS]
AFTER THE CEREMONY SATURDAY NIGHT,
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YOU WILL HAVE YOUR
FAMILY PICTURE SPACE
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ALONG WITH ALL
THE OTHER GRADUATES FROM THE PAST.
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Myrtle: HEY, WEIRDLO,
ISN'T THAT YOUR SISTER NANI?
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YEAH.
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SHE'S SO PRETTY.
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AND WHAT A NORMAL-
LOOKING FAMILY.
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YEAH.
YEAH.
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TOO BAD YOUR PICTURE
WON'T LOOK NORMAL,
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SINCE YOUR HOUSE
TURNED INTO FREAK CENTRAL.
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HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA HA!
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[LAUGHING]
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Nani: I'LL BE IN
YOUR PICTURE, LILO.
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BUT ALL THE OTHER GIRLS
HAVE 2 PARENTS IN THEIR PICTURE.
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I'll ONLY HAVE YOU,
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AND YOU'RE MY SISTER.
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IT'LL LOOK WEIRD.
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WHAT ABOUT MYRTLE?
SHE'S GOT A SINGLE MOM.
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EXACTLY!
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IF I HAD A NICE,
TYPICAL FAMILY PHOTO
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WITH ONE MAN
AND ONE WOMAN,
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I'D ACTUALLY BE NORMALLER
THAN MYRTLE.
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SHE COULDN'T POSSIBLY
MAKE FUN OF ME THEN.
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BUT THAT'S NOT
OUR FAMILY.
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OUR FAMILY
IS YOU AND ME,
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JUMBA, PLEAKLEY,
AND STITCH.
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THAT'S 5 FAMILY MEMBERS,
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AND 3 OF THEM
ARE ALIENS.
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BUT THAT'S WHAT
OUR OHANA IS!
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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME
TO DO ABOUT IT?
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CAN'T YOU ASK DAVID
TO BE IN THE PHOTO WITH US?
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SORRY, LILO.
DAVID'S NOT PART OF OUR FAMILY.
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THAT'S EXACTLY
THE PROBLEM.
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IF ONLY YOU WERE MARRIED
LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE.
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MARRIED!
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OOF!
OHH!
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PLEAKLEY! WATCH
WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
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[GASPS] I'M SORRY!
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I JUST WAS SO ENGROSSED
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IN THIS FASCINATING
EARTH LITERATURE.
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THAT'S NOT
LITERATURE.
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THAT'S A COMIC BOOK.
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COMIC BOOK?
HMM.
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THE HERO DOES OCCASIONALLY
TOSS OUT SOME WITTY INSULTS
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WHEN HE BATTLES THE VILLAIN,
BUT BEYOND THAT,
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I DON'T REALLY SEE
THE COMEDY OF IT.
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OBVIOUSLY I'LL NEED
TO DO MUCH MORE RESEARCH.
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[CHIRPING]
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[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[CHUCKLES]
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YOU KNOW, BEING
SINGLE IS GREAT AND ALL, SHERRY,
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BUT EVERY
NOW AND THEN,
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I WISH I HAD
A HUSBAND.
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GIMME A SANDWICH,
WILL YOU, HON?
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SHERRY?!
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SHERRY? YOU'RE MAKIN'
NO SENSE AGAIN, WOMAN.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY
WE EVER GOT MARRIED.
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AH!
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HEY, FISH HEAD,
WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT?
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SCHOOL YEARBOOK.
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COMPUTER,
FREEZE HOLOGRAM.
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[SIGHS]
MY SWEET CINTA.
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PERHAPS IF I HAD
MARRIED HER
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INSTEAD OF JOINING
THE GALACTIC ARMADA,
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MY LIFE WOULD HAVE
TURNED OUT BETTER.
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BUT MY FOOLISH PRIDE
WOULDN'T ALLOW IT.
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I'D SAY IT'S MORE
THAN JUST YOUR PRIDE THAT'S FOOLISH.
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Computer: EXPERIMENT 267
ACTIVATED.
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PRIMARY FUNCTION:
GRANTING WISHES.
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GRANTING WISHES?
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OF ALL THE EXPERIMENTS
I'VE NEVER CAUGHT
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THIS ONE HOLDS
THE MOST PROMISE.
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DO NOT TRY ANY
FUNNY BUSINESS
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WISHING YOURSELF THE EMPEROR
OF THE UNIVERSE
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OR SOME SUCH OTHER
NONSENSE!
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YOU ARE TO CAPTURE
THAT EXPERIMENT
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AND SEND IT TO ME IMM-
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ONCE I GET
THE EXPERIMENT,
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I WON'T NEED YOU
ANYMORE, DOCTOR!
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COME ON, STITCH,
GET THE LEAD OUT.
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WE ONLY HAVE 2 DAYS
BEFORE GRADUATION
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TO GET DAVID
TO MARRY NANI.
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AH KUTA!
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THEY HAVE TO AT LEAST
GET ENGAGED
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SO I CAN HAVE A PICTURE
OF A NORMAL FAMILY
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LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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AKA TIKI BAH BAH!
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Lilo: DAVID!
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OH, HOW'S IT, LILO?
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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LOUSY SURF TODAY.
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OH. WELL,
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MAYBE YOU CAN DO
SOMETHING ELSE.
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MMM, LIKE WHAT?
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SOMETHING
YOU HAVEN'T DONE
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IN A REALLY LONG TIME?
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UH...BOOGIE BOARDING?
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NO!
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ASK NANI OUT
ON A DATE!
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I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO GET TOGETHER WITH NANI FOR WEEKS,
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BUT SHE'S ALWAYS
TOO BUSY.
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I WAS THINKING
MAYBE SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME NO MORE.
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ANYMORE.
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SHE DOESN'T
LIKE YOU ANYMORE.
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OH. I KNEW IT.
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THAT'S NOT
WHAT I MEANT.
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I WAS JUST CORRECTING
YOUR GRAMMAR.
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[SIGHS]
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THERE HASN'T BEEN
A DECENT SWELL FOR DAYS.
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I WISH THERE WAS
SOME BIG WAVES.
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Lilo: DON'T CHANGE
THE SUBJECT.
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YOU AND NANI ARE CLEARLY
MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.
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YOU SHOULD EVEN
GET MARRIED,
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MAYBE TOMORROW.
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I THINK PLEAKLEY'S
AN ORDAINED MINISTER.
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WHOA. WICKED SET.
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[SIGHS] WELL,
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THAT'S IT.
I'M DONE FOR.
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NOW MY PICTURE WILL BE
PERMANENTLY WEIRD.
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[SNIFFING]
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STITCH, YOU AREN'T
BEING SYMPATHETIC.
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David: HO HO!
HO HO HO HO HO HO!
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THAT WAVE CAME OUT
OF NOWHERE.
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I WONDER IF THERE'S A-
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COUSIN!
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GET HIM, STITCH!
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AH KUTA!
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[CHUCKLES]
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AKA TOOKIE!
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HERE, COUSIN.
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OYY! AAAH!
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[SPITS] GRR!
CHIPI CHIBA!
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[SIGHS] I WISH WE COULD
JUST SKIP TO THE PART
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WHERE WE'VE CAUGHT HIM.
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[GROWLS] APA TOOKAH!
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Jumba:
UH, EXPERIMENT 267:
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FULFILLER OF WISHES.
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A WISH FULFILLER?
FOR REAL?
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FOR VERY REAL.
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SEE GAUGE ON BELLY?
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SOME WISHES HAVE
ALREADY BEEN USED UP.
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WHO USED THEM UP?
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UH...
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OH. WHY DON'T YOU
WISH TO BE
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EVIL RULER OF
THE UNIVERSE OR SOMETHING?
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MMM. I DID.
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WAS DISASTROUS.
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EXPERIMENT WAS A FAILURE.
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WAS TOO LITERAL.
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LET ME GUESS:
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YOU TURNED
INTO A RULER?
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PROGRAMMING FOR
WISH FULFILLMENT IS VERY DIFFICULT.
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THEY NEVER TURNED OUT
QUITE AS EXPECTED.
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Pleakley: THAT'S JUST LIKE
THE WISHMEISTER
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IN ISSUE 173 OF
MAGNIFICENT MAN.
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WISHMEISTER TRIES
TO TRAP MAGNIFICENT MAN
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WITH HIS OWN
TWISTED DESIRES.
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BUT MAGNIFICENT MAN
PREVAILS
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AND OUR HERO LEARNS
A VALUABLE LESSON:
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BE CAREFUL
WHAT YOU WISH FOR.
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Nani: LILO, I'M HOME!
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[EXHALES] I AM POOPED.
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TOO MANY PEOPLE,
TOO FEW SNORKELS.
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WHY ARE YOU LOOKING
AT ME THAT WAY?
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I WAS JUST WONDERING
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WHAT DO YOU FIND
ATTRACTIVE IN A MAN?
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WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
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UH...
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'CAUSE I THINK I HAVE
A CRUSH ON A BOY,
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AND I WANT TO KNOW
IF IT'S FOR THE RIGHT REASONS.
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IS IT KEONI?
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EW! NO.
LAST YEAR'S NEWS.
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THESE DAYS
I'M MORE INTO A GUY WITH A LOT OF...
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BRAINS?
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BRAINS!
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YEP! THAT'S IT.
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WHAT DOES NANI
REALLY WANT IN A MAN?
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BRAINS.
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AND NOW, WE HAVE
A WISHING EXPERIMENT THAT CAN HELP:
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WISHY WASHY.
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AGA BATA?
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[HUMS WEDDING MARCH]
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I COULD WISH FOR THEM
TO BE MARRIED ALREADY,
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BUT YOU HEARD JUMBA.
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I THINK TO GET THE WISH
TO TURN OUT RIGHT,
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YOU NEED TO
KEEP IT SIMPLE.
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OOGE TAKA.
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I'LL BE SUPER EXTRA
CAREFUL WITH THIS WISH.
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TRUST ME.
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OH.
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THOSE BIG WAVES
SURE ARE, UH...
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UH, BIG.
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YOU SAID IT, BRO.
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AHEM. I WISH
THAT DAVID WAS
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THE SMARTEST MAN
IN THE WORLD.
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STRANGE.
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THE SURF IS ASCENDING
AT AN ABNORMAL APEX FASHION.
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CONSIDERING THE SEASONAL
15 MILE-AN-HOUR TRADE WINDS-
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YEAH. WHATEVERS.
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WHOO-HOO!
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HMM. ISOTHALIC
POLYESTER RESIN.
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Lilo: DAVID!
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00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:13,165
HELLO, LILO.
241
00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:14,457
WHAT YOU DOIN'?
242
00:10:14,458 --> 00:10:16,999
I WAS FASCINATED
BY THE ISOTHALIC POLYESTER RESIN
243
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,457
ON THIS-
CHA BAGA!
244
00:10:18,458 --> 00:10:21,165
YEAH. HOW ABOUT YOU
DO SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES SURF TODAY?
245
00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:23,166
EH...SUCH AS?
246
00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:27,832
NOW YOU LOOK LIKE
THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD,
247
00:10:27,833 --> 00:10:29,124
WHICH YOU ARE.
248
00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:30,957
I...DO NOT BELIEVE
THAT ONE CAN BECOME COGNIZANT
249
00:10:30,958 --> 00:10:34,415
OF A PERSON'S
INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY NEARLY BY-
250
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:37,582
PLEAKLEY, WILL YOU
BABY-SIT WISHY WASHY FOR ME?
251
00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:38,624
OH, NO!
252
00:10:38,625 --> 00:10:39,832
IN ORDER TO "BABY-SIT,"
253
00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:41,457
THAT WOULD
HAVE TO BE A BABY, NOT A MONSTER.
254
00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:46,124
BESIDES, I'M VERY BUSY
DESIGNING MY MAGNIFICENT MAN COSTUME.
255
00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:47,499
I JUST CAN'T DECIDE
256
00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,290
IF I WANT TO GO
FOR THE NOSTALGIA OF A VINTAGE COSTUME
257
00:10:49,291 --> 00:10:52,374
OR THE SLEEK ELEGANCE
OF THE REDESIGNED VERSION.
258
00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:55,290
SO, YOU SEE,
I'M FAR TOO BUSY TO BABY-SIT.
259
00:10:55,291 --> 00:10:58,624
MAGNIFICENT MAN WOULD DO IT.
260
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,374
HE-HE WOULD?
261
00:11:00,375 --> 00:11:03,374
SURE. I REMEMBER READING IT,
262
00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:05,207
ISSUE...UH...
263
00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,874
298, I THINK.
264
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,290
298? 298?
265
00:11:09,291 --> 00:11:10,165
ARE YOU SURE?
266
00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:11,749
BECAUSE I
DISTINCTLY REMEMBER
267
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:14,374
IT WAS A SPECIAL
ANNIVERSARY ISSUE.
268
00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:15,749
[DOOR SLAMS]
HUH?!
269
00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:17,165
HEY!
270
00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:20,332
I DO BELIEVE
I'VE BEEN HOODWINKED.
271
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,124
Nani: SNORKELING
IS A LOT OF FUN.
272
00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:24,749
YOU TWO ARE GONNA
HAVE A GREAT TIME.
273
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,415
JUST REMEMBER
TO KICK.
274
00:11:26,416 --> 00:11:28,874
ALOHA!
275
00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:31,249
DAVID, HI.
276
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,457
EH...HELLO.
277
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,999
WHAT'S WITH
THE MONKEY SUIT?
278
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,124
UH...THIS?
279
00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,499
AH, UM...
280
00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:40,999
WELL, I AM NOT TECHNICALLY
ATTIRED IN A PRIMATE COSTUME.
281
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,832
I'M ARRAYED IN A VARIETY
OF ENGINEERED FIBERS
282
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,207
OF VARYING DEGREES
OF COMFORT.
283
00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:48,165
OH, NO.
HE'S CRASHING AND BURNING.
284
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,249
PSST! DAVID...
285
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:52,333
GIVE HER A COMPLIMENT.
286
00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:57,082
YOU HAVE PULCHRITUDINOUS
CORNEAS.
287
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,290
WHAT?
288
00:11:58,291 --> 00:11:59,874
UH...BEAUTIFUL EYES...
289
00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:03,082
EXCEPT FOR A SLIGHT EVIDENCE
OF CONJUNCTIVITIS.
290
00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:06,707
OK...UM, DAVID,
I GOT CUSTOMERS.
291
00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:07,624
CAN WE TALK LATER?
292
00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:09,374
NOW, WHEN YOU
SAY, "TALK, "
293
00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:13,290
DO YOU MEAN THE NOUN FORM
OF AN INSTANCE OF CONVERSATIONAL EXCHANGE
294
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:14,290
OR THE VERB FORM,
295
00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:15,999
MEANING,
"TO ARTICULATE WORDS
296
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,249
IN ORDER TO
EXPRESS THOUGHTS"?
297
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:20,165
HEY, BUDDY,
EITHER RENT SOMETHING OR MOVE IT!
298
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:21,707
DAVID,
COULD YOU LEAVE?
299
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,124
L-LEAVE?
300
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:24,999
YEAH.
YOU'RE FREAKIN' OUT THE CUSTOMERS. LEAVE.
301
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:30,290
MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE JUST WISHED
FOR HIM TO BE THE SMARTEST MAN ON THE ISLAND.
302
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,082
EH.
303
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,332
IT'S OK.
WE CAN TRY AGAIN.
304
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:35,125
WE HAVE TONS
OF WISHES.
305
00:12:35,416 --> 00:12:37,415
Lilo: PLEAKLEY!
306
00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:39,290
OH, BACK SO SOON?
307
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:42,082
I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU.
I WOULD HAVE, UH, UH...
308
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:43,249
BAKED A PIE.
309
00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:46,457
YOU STOLE A BUNCH OF WISHES!
310
00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:47,624
I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
311
00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:49,332
I STARTED OUT
WITH JUST ONE-
312
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:52,082
I MEAN, THERE WERE SO MANY.
313
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:53,082
SO...
314
00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:54,457
WHAT'D YOU WISH FOR?
315
00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:57,290
OH! LOOKEE HERE!
RARE AND MAGICAL DEVICES
316
00:12:57,291 --> 00:13:00,999
FROM THE BACK OF THESE
OLD MAGNIFICENT MAN COMIC BOOKS:
317
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,583
DECODER RING...
318
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,832
OOH! AHH!
319
00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:05,457
OOH!
320
00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:07,290
LASER SQUIRT GUN...
321
00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:08,415
AND BEST OF ALL,
322
00:13:08,416 --> 00:13:09,707
OOH...
323
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:10,957
I CAN SEE RIGHT
THROUGH YOU
324
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,332
WITH THESE
X-RAY SPECTACLES!
325
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,999
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
BLEW ALL THOSE WISHES.
326
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,499
WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE TRICKED ME INTO WATCHING IT.
327
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:19,957
YOU KNOW
HOW I AM.
328
00:13:19,958 --> 00:13:20,999
[CLATTER]
329
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:21,707
GANTU!
330
00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:22,874
TAKE THAT
AND THAT!
331
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:24,207
AND THAT
AND THAT!
332
00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:24,999
AND THAT!
333
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,290
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
334
00:13:26,291 --> 00:13:30,457
I WISH TO HAVE
EXPERIMENT 267 IN MY POSSESSION.
335
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:31,874
NO!
336
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:32,957
GRRRR!
337
00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:34,165
EH HEH HEH!
338
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:35,874
Lilo: YOU'RE GONNA WISH
YOU HADN'T DONE THAT.
339
00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:37,332
EHYABA TOOGA!
340
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,458
UNH!
341
00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:43,832
GANTU TOOK
WISHY WASHY.
342
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:45,832
NOW I'VE LOST
AN EXPERIMENT
343
00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:49,582
AND THE CHANCE
TO HAVE THE NORMAL FAMILY PICTURE.
344
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:52,208
MAY I BE
OF ASSISTANCE?
345
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:53,999
I DON'T THINK SO.
346
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,249
LOOK, LILO,
I'M NOT STUPID.
347
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:57,999
IN FACT, I'M A GENIUS,
348
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,624
AND I KNOW I DIDN'T
USED TO BE A GENIUS.
349
00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:02,332
DID YOU DO SOMETHING
TO ME?
350
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:06,207
I ASKED MY WISH EXPERIMENT
TO MAKE YOU THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD
351
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,832
SO NANI WOULD LIKE YOU
AND MARRY YOU
352
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:12,082
AND THE 3 OF US WOULD BE
IN MY HULA GRADUATION PICTURE TOGETHER.
353
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:12,957
I SEE.
354
00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:15,082
DON'T YOU LIKE
BEING SO SMART?
355
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:16,457
NOT PARTICULARLY.
356
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:18,124
NANI COULD
NOT COMPREHEND
357
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,457
A SINGLE ONE
OF MY UTTERANCES.
358
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,999
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
359
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:22,707
EXACTLY.
360
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,374
BEING SMART IS-
[SIGHS]
361
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:26,457
DIFFICULT.
362
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:28,082
COME ON, EVERYONE!
363
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:31,415
WE'VE GOT TO
GO SAVE WISHY WASHY.
364
00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:32,499
DID YOU SAY, "SAVE"?
365
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:36,000
THAT'S THE REASON
FOR MY EXISTENCE!
366
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:41,332
DID YOU WASTE A WISH
ON THAT COSTUME?
367
00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:45,833
NOPE. MADE IT MYSELF
FROM AN OLD SLEEPING BAG.
368
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:51,457
Gantu: YOU ARE GOING TO BE
THE KEY TO MY HAPPINESS, LITTLE TROG.
369
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,499
NOW, WHAT WOULD
MAKE ME TRULY HAPPY...
370
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,332
POWER?
371
00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:57,207
EH, I'VE
HAD POWER BEFORE.
372
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:58,332
IT LEFT ME EMPTY.
373
00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:00,707
WHY DON'T YOU TRY
A BACON CROISSANT CLUB?
374
00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:02,082
ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME.
375
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,999
[SIGHS] ALL I WANT
IS TO LIVE IN PEACE AND HAPPINESS
376
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,165
WITH NOBODY
BOTHERING ME.
377
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:07,957
AHA!
378
00:15:07,958 --> 00:15:09,249
I KNEW YOU WOULD BETRAY ME,
379
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,374
YOU FAITHLESS
AND TREACHEROUS TRAITOR!
380
00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:14,624
I KNEW I SHOULD NOT
HAVE TRUSTED YOU! [WHISPERING]
381
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:19,165
ALWAYS, I'M TRUSTING YOU,
BUT WHY? BECAUSE YOU-
382
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:19,999
AHH!
383
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,499
[CHITTERING]
384
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,000
[YELLING]
385
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,874
AH EEH AH DAH
DUB DAH-
386
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:30,250
[SNIFFING] MMM!
387
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,000
OOF!
388
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:08,207
OK, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP!
389
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,957
WHEN WE GET TO
GANTU'S SHIP,
390
00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:12,707
STITCH IS GONNA
FIND A WAY TO SNEAK INSIDE.
391
00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:17,249
JUMBA, YOU AND DAVID
COVER STITCH'S BACK.
392
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,249
AFFIRMATIVE.
393
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:19,749
WHAT DO I DO?
394
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,290
UH...
395
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:22,165
OH, COME ON!
396
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:23,332
I'M NOT TOTALLY USELESS.
397
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:25,999
BY DAY, I MAY BE
A MILD-MANNERED ALIEN ANT,
398
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,707
BUT BY NIGHT,
I'M BRIMMING WITH HEROISM!
399
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:31,124
THERE'S NOTHING THERE.
400
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:33,415
YOU DON'T THINK
I'M BRIMMING WITH HEROISM?
401
00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:36,707
NO. GANTU'S SHIP
IS GONE,
402
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:39,375
AND SO IS WISHY WASHY.
403
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,874
DON'T WORRY, PEOPLE.
404
00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:48,499
I'LL USE MY PSYCHIC POWERS
TO DISCOVER WHERE GANTU TOOK THE SHIP.
405
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,582
DID YOU WISH
FOR PSYCHIC POWERS
406
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:51,707
WHEN YOU WERE
STEALING WISHES?
407
00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:54,874
MY MIND IS LIKE
A SUPERNATURAL RADAR.
408
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,707
I CAN SEE THE UNSEEN!
409
00:16:56,708 --> 00:16:58,707
ANY MOMENT NOW.
ANY MOMENT.
410
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:02,207
YOU DON'T
HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS, DO YOU?
411
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,582
I KNOW
I WISHED FOR THEM,
412
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:04,874
SO WHERE ARE THEY?
413
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:06,749
PLEAKLEY WISHED TO HAVE
MAGNIFICENT MAN'S POWERS,
414
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:09,874
BUT MAGNIFICENT MAN
DOESN'T EXIST.
415
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:11,999
SO...NEITHER
DO HIS POWERS.
416
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,707
I WARNED YOU ABOUT
EXPERIMENT 267's LITERAL NATURE.
417
00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:19,874
NONSENSE! I DO HAVE
MAGNIFICENT MAN'S POWERS!
418
00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:22,832
WATCH! UP, UP, AND AWAY!
419
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:23,999
[CLANK]
OW.
420
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:28,249
LOOK, PLEAKLEY LANDED
ON SOMETHING INVISIBLE.
421
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:30,250
I FOUND THE SHIP.
422
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,958
[KNOCK, KNOCK,
KNOCK, KNOCK]
423
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:38,707
AND NOW I THINK
MAGNIFICENT MAN'S PART OF THE STORY...
424
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,333
IS DONE.
425
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,457
[GANTU YAWNS]
426
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:45,082
AW, WHAT'S WRONG NOW,
SPORT?
427
00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:46,874
ALL THE RICHES
IN THE WORLD,
428
00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:48,707
AND YOU STILL
FEEL EMPTY?
429
00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:52,499
[YAWN]
I SUPPOSE THIS WISH MADE ME HAPPY,
430
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,874
BUT IT DIDN'T LAST.
431
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:57,707
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU GOT PLENTY OF WISHES. TRY AGAIN.
432
00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:01,290
YES. PERHAPS I WILL.
433
00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:03,707
NOW THAT I LIVE
LIKE A KING,
434
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:04,707
I NEED A QUEEN,
435
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,624
THE ONE I LET SLIP
THROUGH MY FINGERS.
436
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:08,707
[SIGHS]
437
00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:11,708
I WISH FOR MY SWEET CINTA!
438
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:18,249
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
439
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:19,290
EH-AHH!
440
00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:20,332
GANTU?
441
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,999
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
442
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,249
YOU KNOW, IT IS SO SAD
WHEN PEOPLE LET THEMSELVES GO.
443
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:27,957
[SLURP, CHOMP CHOMP]
444
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:28,957
[GULP]
445
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:31,207
AND WHAT'S WITH
THAT ABSURD GETUP?!
446
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,499
OH, YOU NEVER DID
HAVE ANY TASTE!
447
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,624
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
448
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:35,832
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
449
00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:36,874
UNDO THIS, EXPERIMENT.
450
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:37,957
UNDO!
451
00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:40,457
AH-[GASP]
452
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:41,874
WHEW.
453
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:42,707
[CLANG]
HUH?
454
00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:44,624
JURH KEEP
AW-WAHBA! YEAH.
455
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:49,416
YOU ARE TRESPASSING
ON MY SANCTUARY, TROG!
456
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,332
WHUH!
457
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:53,374
WHOOPS!
458
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:54,290
ARGH!
459
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:56,582
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
BUH-BYE!
460
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:57,707
ARGH! EHRRR...
461
00:18:57,708 --> 00:18:59,249
ARRRR!
462
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:02,332
EXPERIMENT, I WISH
FOR MY BLASTER TO BE 10 TIMES AS POWERFUL.
463
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:05,875
TRY TO ESCAPE
FROM THIS BLAST, TROG.
464
00:19:07,784 --> 00:19:09,832
PBBBLT!
465
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:12,582
WHY YOU LITTLE-
466
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:15,832
I WISH FOR GANTU'S
BLASTER TO...
467
00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:17,582
TURN INTO A SALAMI.
468
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:22,207
I WISH THE SALAMI
WERE IN AN ITALIAN SUB SANDWICH.
469
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:23,707
HA!
470
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:27,707
[CHOMP!
SLURP, SLURP] MM-MMM MMM!
471
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,374
THERE'S ONLY, LIKE,
ONE WISH LEFT.
472
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:35,875
STITCH, WE HAVE TO
GET WISHY WASHY OUT OF HERE!
473
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:38,708
COME HERE, YOU!
474
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,749
UNH! NO!!
475
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:43,582
ARGH!
UNH! UHH!
476
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,832
ARGH!!
477
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:46,707
[CHOMP CHOMP
CHOMP CHOMP]
478
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,249
ARGH! ARRR!
479
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,749
ARRRR!
[SLURP SLURP]
480
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:50,707
[BURP]
481
00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:52,165
MM-MMM!
482
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:56,207
Jumba: YES, THERE'S
ONLY ONE WISH LEFT.
483
00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:58,082
WELL, WHY DON'T
YOU WISH FOR MORE WISHES?
484
00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:01,832
CANNOT. IS PROGRAMMED
TO REJECT WISHING FOR MORE WISHES.
485
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:05,582
I COULD WISH THAT
NANI AND DAVID WOULD BE MARRIED ALREADY,
486
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:10,165
BUT THEN DAVID
WOULD STILL BE SUPER SMART.
487
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,624
[SIGHS]
488
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:14,707
HE'S NOT HAPPY THAT WAY.
489
00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:16,290
[SIGHS]
490
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:21,582
I WISH THAT EVERYTHING
WOULD GO BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS BEFORE.
491
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:24,875
EH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
492
00:20:24,909 --> 00:20:26,874
OH...HEY.
493
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,082
THERE'S SILVERWARE
ON THE FLOOR.
494
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:31,249
THAT'S THE DAVID
WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE.
495
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,082
Nani: HELLO?
496
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,707
I'M HOME FROM WORK!
497
00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:34,957
OH, HI, DAVID.
498
00:20:34,958 --> 00:20:38,999
THAT'S "HI,"
AS IN "SALUTATIONS."
499
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,874
UH...WHAT?
500
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:41,874
ALOHA.
501
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,165
OH, ALOHA.
502
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:46,374
LISTEN, SORRY I ASKED YOU
TO LEAVE MY WORK TODAY.
503
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,874
NO WORRIES.
I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY.
504
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:51,332
YOU'VE GOT A FAMILY
TO TAKE CARE OF,
505
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,415
A FAMILY OF 5.
506
00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:55,082
I KNOW.
IT'S KIND OF LOLO.
507
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:59,249
ARE YOU KIDDING?
THIS IS THE TIGHTEST OHANA I KNOW.
508
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:02,458
I WISH I HAD A FAMILY
LIKE YOURS.
509
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:06,832
PSSST!
ASK...HER...OUT.
510
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,832
SO, UH, NANI, UM...
511
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,707
YOU WANT TO, UH...
512
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:12,874
GO OUT?
513
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,500
I HEARD YOU, GUYS.
514
00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:17,957
YEAH, I'D LOVE TO GO OUT,
515
00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:19,999
BUT I'M KINDA BUSY
THIS WEEKEND.
516
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,707
LILO'S GRADUATING
TO INTERMEDIATE HULA.
517
00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:25,000
SOUNDS LIKE A DATE TO ME.
518
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,499
CONGRATULATIONS, YUKI.
519
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,999
CONGRATULATIONS,
ELENA.
520
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,874
CONGRATULATIONS,
TERESA.
521
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:41,832
[PBBBT!]
AH, THERE SHE IS.
522
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,415
CONGRATULATIONS, LILO.
523
00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:44,957
MAHALO.
524
00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:48,207
EVERYONE'S TALKING
ABOUT YOUR PICTURE ON THE GRADUATION WALL.
525
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:49,499
IT'S SO UNUSUAL.
526
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:52,457
YEAH. I USED TO WISH
FOR A BETTER FAMILY,
527
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:56,457
BUT YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL
WHAT YOU WISH FOR.
528
00:21:56,458 --> 00:21:59,458
YOU MIGHT ALREADY HAVE IT.
529
00:21:59,508 --> 00:22:04,058
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