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Tookie bah waba!
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Hao!
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Iki bah bah.
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Ha ha ha.
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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Maka maka!
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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Ha ha ha!
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Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪
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♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪
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♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
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♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
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♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
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♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
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Ooocha!
Chi-ka!
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♪ miki miki coconut ♪
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♪ I laila 'o kaua'I la ♪
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♪ no malihini ohana ♪
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♪ welcome, cousins,
A-come on by ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
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Girls: wow.
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We're up so high.
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I bet we're in space
Already.
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This is almost
As cool as the real
Outer space.
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Stop saying you've been
To outer space, lilo.
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Real astronauts
Have space suits.
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You don't got a space suit.
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Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
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The only place you've been
Is planet weirdo.
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But it's true!
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Me and stitch...
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Whoo! Wahh!
Stitch?
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Stitch!
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Stitch: whoo!
[laughs]
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[laughing]
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Nika!
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Stitch,
Get out of there!
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Whoa!
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Aaah--
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[muffled] Get it off!
Get it off!
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Aaaah!
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Get this off!
I can't see!
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[grunts]
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Jijiba!
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Bad stitch--
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Hot-wiring
The moon buggy.
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Bad!
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Oki dopa!
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Help me! Help me!
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[crash]
Stitch: uh-oh.
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Lilo:
Cobra bubbles?
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What are you
Doing here?
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There are questions in life
One prefers not to answer.
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So true.
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So what are you
Doing here?
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Lilo, I appreciate
Your curiosity,
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But there comes a time
When adults
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Must deal with
Adult problems,
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And children must
Stay with their
Field trips
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And out of
Adults' hair.
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Do you understand?
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You don't have any hair.
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Something tells me
He's not here
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On official
Social worker business.
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Come on.
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I'm afraid
I don't understand.
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I knew it.
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He's obviously
Still moonlighting
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For the cia.
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[squeaking sound]
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Uh-oh.
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What is it?
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Tell me!
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Pola ta?
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[mimics flying sound
And crashing noise]
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Either an evil
Fist-wielding maniac
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Is going around smashing
Planetarium displays...
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Or a giant asteroid
Is heading towards earth
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To destroy us all!
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Cobra bubbles' voice:
I'm afraid there's nothing
That can be done.
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Our government just doesn't
Have the technology.
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Nothing?
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There must be some
Contingency plan.
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If you must know,
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The plan is to get
Key people
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Safely underground,
Then hope for the best.
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Ogden has to help out.
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Wow. So, where
Should I report,
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You know,
To go underground?
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I said key people.
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We've got to tell
Everyone.
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Come on!
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I'm so sick of this
Earth food.
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The chewing and
Swallowing is absurd.
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On home planet
Kweltekwan,
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Nutrients are absorbed
Directly through the skin--
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Much more efficient.
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I find earth dining
A fascinating ritual.
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Families sit down
Together,
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Engage in petty
Power struggles,
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Report the trivial
News of the day--
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Jumba, pleakley!
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An asteroid is heading
Right towards earth!
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Ooh! An asteroid!
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I'll need
To put together
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A nice asteroid-watching
Outfit.
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Maybe with
My new sun hat--
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Pleakley, the asteroid's
Gonna smash right into us.
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We're all doomed!
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Oh. Perhaps
A casual golf visor
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Would be more
Appropriate?
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Calm down, little one.
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I have here
To my disposal
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The most booty-kick
Monitoring equipment
In the galaxy.
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If what you say
Were true,
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I would have been
Notified.
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Now, let us see.
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I'm sure that
All of your talks of
Asteroids and doom
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Are nothing at all
To be worried--
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Cheery computer voice:
Warning--
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Giant asteroid heading
Right towards earth.
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You are all doomed.
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And you've got
2 new e-mails.
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See?
Doomed?
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Doomed isn't
Fascinating.
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Doomed is terrible.
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We've got to
Get out of here!
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Only take the essentials!
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I will prepare spaceship.
We leave tonight.
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ohana means nobody
Gets left behind.
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If we're leaving,
We have to take
Everyone with us.
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You tell your cousins
And I'll tell mine.
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Stitch and I are going
To evacuate the planet
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'cause there's
An asteroid coming.
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You better pack, too.
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Oh, um, whatevers.
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Just don't be late
For dinner.
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Yeeoww!
[gasps]
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Ok.
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Dinner's gonna be
A little late tonight.
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Hogaia, nata crina boom!
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We're evacuating
The whole planet.
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Neesta!
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Kawani waka moomba!
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Eh.
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Uh-oh.
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We're all meeting
At my house tonight
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To fly into outer space.
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We'll be serving
Free peanuts.
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Right on.
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And then, once we get
Into outer space,
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We'll pick a new planet.
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[laughing]
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Ok, then we're
Gonna spend
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Our last hours
On earth
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Making fun of you.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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Well, it sounds like
They're coming.
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They're probably
All just having
Trouble parking.
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Eh.
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Hamcha.
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I hope our new planet
Has this many stars,
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And I hope it has a beach
With perfect waves,
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And friends,
And shave ice,
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And fish that eat
Peanut butter sandwiches.
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[sighs]
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Sure would be better
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If we could
Just stay home.
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They're not coming,
Are they?
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Naga.
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Well, at least
your cousins showed.
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How many
Are in there?
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[mumbles counting]
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Kicha!
Only 6?
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No one believes us.
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Little girl, 626,
Hop to it.
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It's time to go.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa...
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Whoa!
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We can't go!
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We can't leave
Everyone here
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To get...
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Astroided.
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I won't do it!
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Pikata!
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Aah!
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Oof!
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Unh, unh, unh!
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I think he has an idea.
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Jumba: we land ship
On asteroid?
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Ichi! Ichi!
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Digging experiment
Digs hole to center
Of asteroid,
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And experiment 513
Is making booya
Big earthquake.
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Stitch:
Boom, boom, boom!
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Asteroid is breaking
Into 6,400,012 pieces...
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And saving earth!
Ha ha ha!
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Crazy idea.
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00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:50,083
So crazy it just
Might work, right?
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Uh, no.
Just crazy.
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Lilo, what's
Going on here?
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I told you.
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There's an asteroid
Heading towards earth.
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We were going
To evacuate everyone,
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00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:03,125
But I think we'll go
On a secret mission
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00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:05,000
To destroy
The asteroid instead.
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00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:09,458
Lilo, there hasn't been
Anything on the news
About this.
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Anyone who'd believe you
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Would have to be
Completely lolo.
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Yo, dudes.
Hey, sorry I'm late.
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Just stopped for
A pepperoni slice.
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See? It's true.
Ask cobra bubbles.
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He knows.
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Ok! I'll call him.
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Nobody makes
One single move
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Until I get back.
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Let's go.
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00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:35,958
Please pay attention
To the in-flight
Safety demonstration.
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Rrr...Bbll...Bblll!
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Everyone's in their upright
And locked position.
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Perfect.
Launch sequence entered?
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Check.
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Coordinates locked?
Check!
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Bladder evacuated?
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00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:01,583
Check.
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Then we are ready
To rocket!
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[rocket boosters firing]
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[boosters shut down]
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Or maybe not so ready.
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Instead,
Maybe we are doomed.
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It appears
We are having
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Slight problem
With the power.
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What's the problem?
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We have none.
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00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:28,958
Battery is kaput.
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00:10:28,958 --> 00:10:31,708
You didn't recharge
The battery?
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Lilo!
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Ha ha ha.
248
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,875
Zon zitsagal.
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00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:37,083
Zos, zos!
250
00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:37,833
Sparky!
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I bet he can
Power the ship.
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Jumba: it's worth
A shooting.
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Ok, start 'er up
When I say go.
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Ooh-waahh!
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00:10:47,291 --> 00:10:49,500
[engines revving]
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00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:52,708
Aaaahhh! Whoop!
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00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:58,000
Oh!
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00:10:58,416 --> 00:11:00,000
Lilo!
259
00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:02,208
Unh! [gasp]
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Cobra! I was just
Trying to call.
261
00:11:04,625 --> 00:11:06,000
I have to be brief, nani.
262
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,625
I don't quite know
How to say this.
263
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,250
Since you have access
To a spaceship,
264
00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:11,000
I thought I should
Warn you--
265
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,083
Oh, no.
Don't tell me.
266
00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:14,166
An asteroid?
267
00:11:14,166 --> 00:11:15,125
How did you know?
268
00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:16,416
She was telling
The truth.
269
00:11:16,416 --> 00:11:19,458
Lilo just went off in
Jumba and pleakley's spaceship
270
00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:21,000
To try to knock it down.
271
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:21,958
What do we do?!
272
00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:26,000
I need to get to
A communications uplink.
273
00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:37,083
Rarrrhhh!
274
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:39,458
They seem
A little restless.
275
00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:41,458
You said there'd be peanuts.
276
00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:42,958
We need peanuts.
277
00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:43,958
And sodas.
278
00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:45,208
And swizzle sticks.
279
00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:47,958
Uh-uh. I'm not going
Anywhere near
280
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,375
Those little monsters.
281
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,750
You go.
282
00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:52,000
But I'm too little
283
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,250
To fit into
The stewardess outfit.
284
00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:56,416
Soda!
285
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,083
Peanuts!
286
00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:00,000
Don't be grabby.
287
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,458
There's enough
For everyone.
288
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,208
Pahh!
289
00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,958
Computer voice:
Incoming call from...
290
00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:13,083
Cobra's voice:
Cobra bubbles.
291
00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:13,750
Cobra!
292
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:16,875
Lilo, I understand
What you're trying to do.
293
00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:17,833
That's good,
294
00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:20,000
Because we're kind of
Making it up
295
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,000
As we go along.
296
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,416
You must be
Exceedingly careful.
297
00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,166
Cobra: even if you do succeed
In breaking up the asteroid,
298
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:30,000
Your ship would almost
Certainly be destroyed
By the debris.
299
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,875
Jumba: look!
Well, that is that.
300
00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:34,375
I'll call ahead
To kweltekwan.
301
00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:38,250
They will sure
To be preparing
A nice welcome for us.
302
00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,708
Perhaps a parade?
Ho ho!
303
00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:41,291
Hold your horsepower,
Mister!
304
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:44,291
Who says we have to go
To your home planet?
305
00:12:44,291 --> 00:12:46,500
Who says we're going
Anywhere?
306
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,416
Evil genius scientist
Says so,
307
00:12:48,416 --> 00:12:51,500
And evil genius
Scientist is driving.
308
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,125
Wow. He is evil.
309
00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:56,583
Sharing a bunk bed,
I tend to forget that.
310
00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:58,250
Lilo: jumba, no!
311
00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,000
We can't give up!
312
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,833
We are going to kweltekwan,
313
00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,958
And no one
Or anything else
314
00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:05,166
Is stopping me!
315
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:06,250
Aah!
316
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:09,166
626, stopping, please!
Can't see!
317
00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:11,833
Lilo: stitch, look out!
318
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:14,000
The asteroid!
319
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,166
Uhhhh...
320
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:23,125
Dahh!
321
00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:24,291
Whoops.
322
00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:25,166
Oh, great.
323
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:26,750
Your little monster
Hogtie move
324
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,458
Destroyed
The navigation relay.
325
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,583
Where are you going?
326
00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:43,166
Nice flying, stitch!
327
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:45,000
Yeah!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
328
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,250
Jumba, you've got
Some 'splainin' to do.
329
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:49,291
What is to 'splaining?
330
00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:52,291
If ridiculous
Adopted home planet
331
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:53,375
Is chewing of food,
332
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,000
And backward science
Is to be destroyed,
333
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,250
I'm having nowhere
Else to go.
334
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:59,625
But you can't go back
To kweltekwan.
335
00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,500
You were banished
For evil geniusing.
336
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:05,625
You'd be apprehended
The second
You set foot on it.
337
00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:06,416
Good point.
338
00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:10,000
But even evil geniuses
Can becoming homesick.
339
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,416
Earth is your home.
340
00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:13,208
You have a family there.
341
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:14,000
An ohana.
342
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,125
With me and nani
And pleakley and stitch.
343
00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:19,625
That's why we have to
Try and save it.
344
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,750
We have to destroy
That asteroid.
345
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:26,458
Maybe is little girl
Who is genius, after all.
346
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:27,750
Okey-dokey.
347
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:28,833
Untie me,
348
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,375
For to help save earth.
349
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:33,333
Yay! Initiating
Procedure
350
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:34,000
For asteroid landing
351
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:38,000
And the inevitable
Crushing of our ship
By asteroid debris
352
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,208
That's sure to follow.
353
00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:58,750
You sure you don't
Need any help?
354
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:03,125
Lilo: someone's
Gotta watch
The experiment.
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355
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,250
Thirsty!
356
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,125
Sit down!
357
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:09,708
The captain has not
Turned off
The seatbelt sign.
358
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:12,750
Everyone, back in
Your seats now!
359
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:14,708
Hammerhead,
Quit bonking kix.
360
00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:17,166
Sparky, don't you
Touch a thing.
361
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,875
Aah!
362
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:21,708
You two go north,
I'll go south.
363
00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:24,833
We need nice soft rock
To dig into.
364
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,166
But I hate
Soft rock.
365
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:29,875
Less talking,
More rock looking.
366
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,875
Booja!
367
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:36,875
Burdak! Burdak!
368
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:39,958
Once we blow up
The asteroid
And save the earth,
369
00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:43,000
I bet the government
Will give us a plaque.
370
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:43,833
Shh.
371
00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,875
What is it?
372
00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:48,833
Kelta! Yoshi!
373
00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:52,375
I don't see anything.
374
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:55,000
Yargaah!
375
00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:57,166
Aah!
376
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,250
A ghost!
377
00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,625
Naga chuga.
378
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,833
Yaya! Yaya!
379
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:14,458
[grrr] Chuga sevah!
380
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:15,250
[grrr]
381
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:16,875
[clank of metal]
382
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,708
[grrr]
383
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:20,875
Uh-oh! Ooh!
384
00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:26,750
In my opinion,
That's gotta hurt
Even stitch.
385
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:28,708
Aah!
386
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:29,875
Ow. Uhhh!
387
00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:32,583
Little girl, slow down.
388
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:35,125
What is the fire?
389
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,166
Heh heh.
390
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:36,875
Hello.
391
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:39,708
We come in peace
To blow up your home.
392
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,833
Stitch: aaahhh! Ooh!
393
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:47,208
Ow...Ooh...Ouch...
394
00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:48,833
What do you mean
By this,
395
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,458
Scaring defenseless
Little girl
396
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,166
In deadly genetic
Experiment.
397
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:53,458
[shouting]
398
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:55,458
What's he saying?
399
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:57,375
Is ancient dialect.
400
00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:58,458
Doesn't matter.
401
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,958
Just silly asteroid squatter.
402
00:17:00,958 --> 00:17:01,833
Go on, beat it!
403
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:04,625
Come. I have found
Place to dig.
404
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:07,000
Let's get to it!
405
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:14,708
We can't blow up
This asteroid.
406
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:16,291
Excusing me?
407
00:17:16,291 --> 00:17:17,875
What is your idea?
408
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:20,250
This is that
Crabby guy's home,
409
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,708
And he loves it.
410
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,166
Just like
We love the earth.
411
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:25,583
We can't destroy it.
412
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:30,083
Can't destroy earth.
Can't destroy asteroid.
413
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,750
Wa-ai-ai-ai-ait!
414
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:35,000
Hah! I am more genius.
415
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,875
I am having a theory.
416
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:38,125
If jumba designed hyperdrive
417
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:41,291
Could move ship
Millions of miles
To kweltekwan,
418
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:45,875
It can perhaps move asteroid
Off course, miss earth.
419
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,958
You mean...
We can save earth
420
00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:50,250
and the asteroid?
421
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,458
Way to go, jumba!
422
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,291
You're hardly evil
At all.
423
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:56,875
But...If we put
The hyperdrive on the asteroid,
424
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,458
We won't be able to cross
The vast distances
425
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:01,000
Involved
In interstellar travel.
426
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,875
You and I might never
Be able to return
To our home planets.
427
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:08,750
We have home planet,
With little girl,
428
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:10,458
And bigger girl.
429
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:11,958
On earth.
430
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,583
Ok.
431
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:14,625
You got me.
432
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:15,750
Ya big jerk.
433
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:19,750
Lilo: we're gonna put
Stitch's cousins to work.
434
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,416
Innahousa!
In! In! In!
435
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:23,875
You think it will work?
436
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:25,000
Jumba: of course.
437
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,083
I designed experiment 383
438
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:29,000
To hypnotize entire army
Into submission.
439
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:34,083
Surely it can subdue
Simpleminded asteroid squatter.
440
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:39,166
Oh, freaky. He shall be under
For at least 20 minutes.
441
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:40,333
We have plenty of time to--
442
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:43,000
Computer voice: entering
Earth atmosphere in...
443
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,458
4 minutes.
444
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:45,458
4 minutes?!
445
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,500
4 minutes?!
446
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,875
If this thing hits
The earth's atmosphere,
447
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:51,708
We're talkin'
Level 12 collision!
448
00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:52,958
No survivors!
449
00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:54,750
Stitch, get the hyperdrive.
450
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,208
Jumba, get digger digging!
451
00:18:57,208 --> 00:19:00,166
Come on, people, let's move!
452
00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:02,583
[grunting]
453
00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:07,000
Ah!
454
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
[whistles]
455
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,125
[grunting]
456
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:10,875
Booya!
457
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:13,000
Unh!
458
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,875
[grunting]
459
00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:46,375
Let's hope hyperdrive
Has enough power
460
00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:47,958
To move asteroid.
461
00:19:47,958 --> 00:19:48,875
Hope?
462
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:51,958
I said it was
Theory only.
463
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
[teeth chattering]
Ohh...
464
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,583
I can't stand the suspense!
465
00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:01,833
Jumba: activating
Hyperdrive...
466
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,125
Now!
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467
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:09,875
Yaya! Yayaya!
468
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:18,083
Lilo: it's working!
469
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,375
Yahoo!
470
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:21,708
[all cheering]
471
00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:23,708
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
472
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,291
Did we live?
473
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,583
I speak not only
For myself,
474
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:36,000
But for everyone
On earth when I say,
475
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,166
Thank you for saving
Our collective posterior.
476
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:41,208
So...
477
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,458
Where's the plaque?
478
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:45,583
The commendation
From the president?
479
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:46,875
The key to the earth?
480
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:48,458
The government prefers
To take the stance
481
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:52,083
That the threat
Of annihilation
Never actually existed.
482
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:56,083
But I did manage
To swing this.
483
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:59,166
"This document
Officially states
484
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:01,083
"That lilo and stitch
485
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,166
"Are honorary agents
486
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:04,500
"In the earth defense
Agency,
487
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:09,458
Under 12 and illegal
Genetic experiment
Division."
488
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:10,333
Cool!
489
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:13,458
I bet not even alva's
Got one of these.
490
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:15,250
Wow! Rrrrr!
I should be going.
491
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,208
Where are you going to?
492
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,333
I make the dinner.
493
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:20,833
Nani: you cooked?
494
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:21,458
Of course!
495
00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:24,416
I'm cooking big, chewing,
Swallowing meal
496
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:25,583
For my earth family.
497
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:28,708
We are to breaking bread
Together, yes?
498
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:29,875
Ukata!
499
00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:31,000
Magarah!
500
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Suya!
501
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Stitch!
502
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,375
It's just an expression.
503
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:36,125
Oh.
504
00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:37,583
[loud munching]
505
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,208
Are you sure it's safe?
506
00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:40,416
Pleakley: don't worry!
507
00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:43,333
I supervised everything.
508
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:44,875
We couldn't find
Baking powder,
509
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:48,958
So we substituted
This foot powder we found.
510
00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:50,375
I have an idea.
511
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,416
How about pizza?
512
00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:53,875
Now you're talkin'.
513
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:56,125
I want anchovies
On my half!
514
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:57,708
Of all earth foods,
515
00:21:57,708 --> 00:21:59,166
Evil genius' pizza
516
00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:02,166
Almost makes chewing
Worthwhile.
517
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:02,833
Heh heh!
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