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Long ago, our galaxy was ruled

by an alien race called the Eridians

whose power and technology

were far beyond human comprehension.

Though they disappeared ages ago,

they left behind fragments of their technology,

scraps that became the foundation

for all human advancement.

But the Eridians' greatest secrets

were hidden in a vault

located on the planet Pandora.

The once peaceful world was overrun by corporations,

criminals,

- and treasure seekers... - Guns, guns, guns!

Fighting and killing one another

for a chance to find the vault.

But it remained hidden.

Then, amidst the clouds of chaos,

a glimmer of hope shone through.

A prophecy.

That one day,

a daughter of Eridia would open the vault

and restore order to the broken planet.

Yeah.

That sounds like some wacko B.S., right?

Well, I thought so too, until...

this mess happened.

There he is!

Stop!

God damn!

There's no air holes in there.

What a stupid helmet.

Tina.

Hey.

I'm Roland.

Yeah. There's been some, uh...

There's been some trouble.

And Atlas,

he sent me to bring you to safety.

- My dad sent you? - That's right.

His shortest soldier?

Yeah, his shortest soldier

to save his least funny daughter.

Code three security breach.

The station is in lockdown.

All personnel must shelter in place.

- Okay, let's go. - Hey, hey, hey!

- Let's slow down. - Target in sight!

Come on. Come on.

Stop!

Stay down!

- Oh, God. - No, no!

Catch.

Fake stormtrooper-ass bitch.

Come here.

Code three security breach.

Come on. Come on.

The station is now in lockdown.

Wait, I changed my mind. Take me back to my cell.

- Please. - Come on.

Holy shit! One of the Psychos got out.

It's time to go insane!

You're in my spot.

Put him down. Put him down.

Hey, easy.

What do you, uh...

What do you say me and you be friends?

Shit.

Sorry, Knoxx.

My girl.

Krieg, what's up, man?

You want some pancakes?

My girl broken.

It's Krieg, right?

Yeah.

What do you say you help me get her outta here?

Yeah.

Of course,

we can't all be the daughter of Eridia,

skipping down the path of destiny.

Some of us have to work for a living.

You don't have to do this, you know.

I mean, I can pay you.

Yeah, whatever's in my wallet right now, it's yours.

Okay?

Shut up or I'll break your other arm.

Oh, no, one arm's good.

That's fine.

- 'Sup? - Sorry.

- Quinn. - Lilith.

We do have other seats, you know.

Then he won't have any trouble finding one.

Uh, not tonight.

Top shelf.

Not sure how top you think the shelves are.

Eh, buy your kid some dance lessons.

Hot date?

You remember that heist down in Lectra City last month?

Yeah, a couple of guards died.

Yeah, well, this sad sack was the trigger man.

Listen, I never meant to shoot anyone.

I was...

I'm getting too old for this shit.

Bounty hunting? Uh.

It's for the young and stupid. Am I right?

You really want me to answer that?

I do not.

Lilith.

Piss off.

I heard you were quite the crusty old...

Wait. Wait, wait.

We, uh, maybe got off on the wrong foot.

You see, um...

I represent a very wealthy man

who has a contract for you.

I've got a job.

Maybe next month.

You collect on that scum

dead or alive, right?

Hey.

Not in here, big boy.

We don't want any trouble.

It's just, uh, our employer is, uh, not one for waiting.

Who is?

Are you with these assholes?

Or are you just a fan of violence?

These gentlemen work

or should I say "worked" for me?

I'll get Kimber to clean this up.

Thanks, Quinn.

That was impressive.

I warned them not to underestimate you.

My name is Deukalian Atlas.

And, uh...

Hold on.

This is...

This is rather awkward.

Hey, you there.

Fat boy.

Put me on.

But she just killed Frank and Wes.

But she would never shoot a man of your caliber.

Mm.

As I was saying...

Start walking.

My name is Deukalian Atlas.

President of the...

The Atlas Corporation?

Clue's in the name.

Look, uh, this has been a really long day.

Can we just skip to,

I don't know, whatever this is?

Of course.

My daughter has been kidnapped,

and I need her returned to me.

Bounty hunter, not babysitter.

Haven't you got some toy soldiers you can send?

Yes, the Crimson Lance.

Unfortunately, the kidnapper is one of them.

I need an outsider.

Someone who knows how to handle a planet

full of Psychos, skags, and vault hunters

like they were born there.

Your daughter's on Pandora?

Thoughts and prayers.

But you couldn't pay me enough

to set foot on that shithole again.

Are you sure about that?

Oh.

Maybe you could.

Okay, I'll start when my current contract ends.

Seems like you're free to start immediately.

Give her the beacon.

Activate this device when you find my daughter

and my people will retrieve her.

You haven't disappointed so far, Lilith.

I advise you not to start.

Sorry.

Oh, shit.

Thank you for flying Atlas transport pods.

You've arrived at your destination.

Pandora.

Let me tell you everything you need to know

about Pandora.

It's a shithole.

I should know. I'm from here.

God, I hate this planet.

It's the kind of place

you don't ever wanna return to.

So, the sooner I find the girl,

the sooner I can get the hell outta here.

The soldier had hijacked one of Atlas' shuttles

and crash-landed here months ago.

There wasn't much left of it.

It'd been stripped for parts

and vandalized by vault hunters.

No way to know if he and Tina even survived.

Wanna know if you've seen her.

But then I spoke to some locals.

Scavenger kids barely scraping out a living.

They told me Tina and the soldier

had passed through weeks ago

heading north towards Fyrestone.

Then I ran into some other locals.

Run!

Psychos. Murderous gangs.

It was time to catch a ride and head north.

Hello, vault hunter.

Need a ride?

Yeah, I'm not a vault hunter, but...

Then welcome aboard.

People inside, bags up top.

Don't need any explosives going pop.

That is a mess to clean up, believe me.

Hello, passenger.

My name is Marcus.

But of course,

you're not here for small talk.

You are here to find the vault.

Uh, you can stop there.

Not a vault hunter.

Just need a ride.

If you say so.

Well, hello, brave vault hunter.

So, you've come in search

of the secret lost vault of the Eridians,

right here on Pandora!

Do you want to be rich beyond your wildest dreams?

First, you must find the keys,

then the vault itself, but it won't be easy.

Could you turn this shit off?

Not a vault hunter.

No can do.

This bus is for transporting vault hunters, so...

Will you be the one to find the vault?

Ancient alien treasure filled with high-tech secrets...

Pandora is a dangerous place,

so you need superior firepower.

Prepare yourself with one of Marcus' munitions.

Next stop, Fyrestone,

where all vault hunters begin.

Uh, no.

Really, I am not...

Thanks.

Good luck, vault hunter.

I hope you find what you're searching for.

Two weeks on the trail,

and it was as cold as Pandora's moons.

Tina and the soldier were long gone.

I needed a miracle, but I got something else.

My eye!

You shot me in my eye!

You blinded me for life!

How will I manage to survive?

I'm just kidding!

I was designed to withstand all kinds of violent acts,

even completely unjustified ones like yours.

Now, I bet you're wondering,

what's the deal with this thing?

Uh, no, I'm not.

I'm programmed for humor,

so I will process that as "witty banter."

Beat it.

I'm a Hyperion brand CL4P-TP,

possibly the last of my kind still in service.

But you can call me...

Whoopsie! Ha!

You accidentally shot me in the face again.

As I was saying, you can call me Claptrap.

You know, I can do this all night,

so piss off.

Believe me, I wish I could

based on what little I've experienced

of your horrendous personality.

But I have no choice.

What do you mean?

Did Atlas send you?

Atlas? Yuck!

I don't work for the competition.

No, I've been lying dormant under a garbage heap

for... calculating... 36 years!

But the moment you landed on Pandora,

I was reactivated

because I've been programmed to help you upon your return!

No one knew I was coming here.

Not even me.

Who programmed you?

I don't know!

Which is a shame, because you're an awful person

and I'd love to know who to blame for this.

Since I don't, I have no choice but to serve you

until you're dead.

Did that sound like a threat? Sorry.

Anyway, as long as you're not dead,

- I'm here to help. - Oh.

And I have many skills.

Balancing.

Turning in circles.

I don't need a partner.

Uh, I can also access the ECHOnet.

Did you say "ECHOnet"?

Can you use it to find someone?

Of course. Just show me a picture.

I'll hack and search

its slowly dying visual banks for matches

and find your target's last known location.

Find her.

She was last seen outside Fyrestone.

Accessing network.

Could you do it without the singing?

Yes!

Done!

Your target was last recorded

near an abandoned quarry in the Tundra Express!

It's only 132 days on foot

with a 98% chance of being eaten by a Craw maggot!

I like those odds!

We're gonna need some wheels.

That's the Crimson Lance, Atlas' private army.

What are they doing here?

Oh, just a guess here.

Exactly the same thing you're doing.

And the Lance teaming up with the Psychos?

It seems like Atlas will hire

just about anyone to find his daughter.

Concentrating. Sorry.

Huh. The Lance are leaving.

I guess they didn't find her.

No more Mommy!

Free lunch! Hot delivery!

Huh?

That was so out of character to save those children.

Well, I needed a ride.

For a second there,

I thought you weren't a horrible person.

Phew! The world makes sense again.

Now, there's only room for one up front,

but worry not.

I can sit on your lap.

Lilith!

You accidentally locked me in the back!

Lilith!

Please drain my battery.

Put me back to sleep.

I won't tell.

You said you wanted to help.

I said I'm programmed to help.

What I want to do is wipe my memory,

you horrendous she-devil.

Are you sure these are the right coordinates?

Yes. This is the last known location of your quarry.

Get it?

But it looks like she's long gone by now.

Does it?

You know, it's quite a menagerie you've got here.

You could start your own Pandoran zoo.

You must be Tina.

Name's Lilith.

So, that soldier...

who brought you here,

is he playing hide-and-seek, too?

He left me.

I haven't seen him in days.

Well, I'm here to take you home

to your father.

Yeah, he seems like a real, uh, sweetheart.

What? My daddy?

I get to see my daddy?

Really?

I've been so afraid.

- Yeah. - I've been scared.

Speaking of your daddy...

The noises outside really freaked me out.

I've just gotta let him know that I got you safe...

I should probably get my stuff.

Shit.

I really love my daddy.

He's such a nurturing parental figure.

Sure, I'll have to take your word for it.

Miss Lilith,

can you grab my Badonkadonk?

Your what now?

You little...

I love it when bounty hunters drop by.

Time to make it rain...

with your body parts.

Hey.

You still alive down there?

She seems deranged.

You two have a lot in common.

Only she's smaller, nicer, cuter.

Hope that wasn't something important.

Fix this.

Because, whoo, it's toast.

Where'd you go?

Tina.

Look, I... I'm here to save you.

Do I look like I need saving?

'Cause I'm up here

and you're all hiding under a car.

Like a bitch!

You get down here right now.

Oh, Krieg!

This fancy-ass woman

just pointed a gun at your best friend.

I will lick your spine clean.

Holed up with Psychos?

He only used to be a Psycho.

Now he's my big brother!

How sweet.

One of you kill the other, I'm gonna go get a coffee.

Tell her what she's won, Krieg.

You've walked the wrong dog.

Shoot him in the face.

Shoot him in the face again.

It's not working. Forget it. Abort. Go!

Run, run!

Mine's bigger.

Listen.

I was sent by your father.

Well, that's strange.

Because I don't have a father, lady.

I know this planet can mess with your mind.

My mind is awesome.

My mind's so cool.

Listen, I don't wanna be here. Nothing personal.

So, if you could just come with me,

and you could talk to your dad

and you guys can sort it out,

family style. And I can...

Nice work, lady. You led 'em straight to me.

So, Atlas sent someone new to find the girl.

Never would have thought it was a scumbag vault hunter.

Actually, I'm not a scumbag vault hunter.

Actually, she's a scumbag bounty hunter.

You know, it's not my fault you suck at your job,

whoever you are. Who are you?

Commander Knoxx of the Crimson Lance.

And I'm taking the girl with me.

Oh, yeah?

You and what army?

The one right behind me.

Move, move.

Charlie team, right side.

On your lead, with me!

Stay behind me.

- I'll go. - Wait.

And if you're both nice,

I'll put in a good word with Daddy.

Sounds good to me.

Sergeant Russo,

bring me a neurocollar for the girl.

Copy that, Commander.

A collar?

I love new jewelry.

Yeah, I got you a gift, too.

Catch.

Will you be my friend?

Oh, shit!

Yes!

- Come on! - Hey!

Oh, shit!

Tina!

Stop. She's coming with me.

I leave you alone for 10 minutes...

Get in the car.

It's okay. He's with me.

I wish I wasn't.

Get in the car!

Go, go!

Lilith, wait for me!

What did I tell you?

Minimal explosions.

No, I said no explosions!

Who the hell are you?

This is Lilith. My dad sent her.

Oh. She's a scumbag bounty hunter.

No, I am a high-end bounty hunter, pal.

- No. - And letting kids get shot at

was not part of my job description.

Oh, I bet it wasn't.

Lilith. Lilith.

You inadvertently left your best friend behind!

To die!

Lilith!

Move, move, move!

Hey! No pressure or anything

but I'd love to come inside,

- if you get a chance. - What are you doing?

Just hoping you can reach out and scoop me up.

You don't have to stop, just...

Hey!

Go easy on the merchandise.

Here they come!

All units, you are now weapons free!

Take them down!

Damn it! You know what?

You drive.

You programmed to steer?

Who, me?

Who's driving the damn truck?

Locking on target, ma'am.

We got a problem!

Brace for impact!

Holy underwear!

I told you to drive. Damn it.

Bandit one, four, up on the right. Cut 'em off.

They got us pinned.

Not yet they don't. Hold on.

- Brace yourselves. - What are you doing?

That was a terrible idea

but it worked.

Mm, maybe.

Where are we?

Pisswash gully.

What's that smell? Ugh.

- Put the window up. - Why?

Put the window up!

What is that smell?

What is this "smell" thing everyone talks about?

- Listen to what I just said! - I don't want to!

- Roll the window up! - Don't tell me what to...

It's in my mouth!

Sardine showers.

It's pee. It's pee.

Now I got pee all in the middle of my truck.

Correction. It's 67% urine...

14% fecal...

- Oh! - Look out!

Oh, God!

Don't nobody move.

I'm not about to die in this...

Shut up.

Okay.

Is that...

This don't look so good.

Yes, it is.

That thing looks angry!

- Do you wanna press reverse? - Or hungry.

Oh, my God. It's gonna kill us. It's gonna kill us.

Wait a second.

Do you want me to press reverse?

No, I don't want you to do nothing!

Oh, my God!

Your friends are back.

Roland, don't be stupid.

Just give us the girl.

Everybody, buckle up. I got a plan.

Somebody hold me!

Seriously, I have no seat belt!

Roland, what are you doing?

- Go, go, go! - Hold on!

- Hold it! - No, no, no!

Shit.

Feels like we blew a tire.

You call that a plan?

It worked, didn't it?

Feel free to applaud.

Yay for not dying!

Nothing.

- You stay here and keep watch. - Okay.

But it's you they don't seem to trust.

And who can blame them?

They should be after us by now.

Stingrays won't pursue without ground support.

Knoxx'll wait on reinforcements.

Let it down, big guy.

Before you added kidnapping to your resume

you were an officer in Crimson Lance.

Right?

Roland didn't kidnap me. He saved me.

Saved you from what?

A life of ease and plenty?

My daddy thinks I'm the daughter of Eridia.

I can open the vault.

The vault?

That's what this shit is about?

You stole her for yourself.

Now, do you know how many people have died

looking for that hole in the dirt?

Well, I do.

My mother was one of them.

We have something they don't, baby girl.

Oh, let me guess. What? Spirit?

Can-do attitude? The power of friendship?

A conscience.

Whatever's in that vault,

a man like Atlas can never get his hands on it.

- All right, Roland, calm down. - No!

She's a scumbag bounty hunter who works for Atlas.

What, and you think your band of merry heroes can stop him?

Oh, we can try.

We just can't watch our backs while doing it.

So, do me a favor. Take your weapon.

Toss it over here.

Grab some supplies, take a walk.

You know, when Atlas finds out about that party back there,

I'm as good as dead.

So, like it or not...

we're on the same side.

A side without an army, I might add.

So, I hope you got a better plan than

driving down a thresher's gullet.

No.

But I know someone who does.

A scientist, a vault expert.

It was her idea to break Tina out and collect the keys.

One key down, two more to go.

And, of course, me.

Load up.

Next stop, Sanctuary City.

All right!

Road trip!

All right, mask up.

We wanna keep a low profile.

Market clear.

Copy that.

Oh, this place sure has changed,

for the worse.

Back off. Back off! Heading to Gate 23.

Oh, my.

Who's this handsome devil?

He's a badass killer.

And the reward's just gone up to 150 grand.

Looks like you're not

the only one that's special, kid.

Cannibal frog convention!

Okay, so we're here.

Now what?

I need to locate my contact.

Moxxi will know how to find her.

Moxxi?

Yeah. You know her?

Yeah, kind of.

I mean, it's been a while.

Would you be a doll and hold this? Thank you.

Kriegy! Give me a ride.

Hey.

We're trying to stay low-key.

Hey. Did you find

what you were looking for in Fyrestone?

Never seen you before, stranger.

Nice try, Miss Vladof Infinity.

I never forget a gun.

What are you up to now, Not-A-Vault-Hunter?

She's vault hunting.

I knew it.

I told you, I knew it.

Well, well, well.

Look what the skag dragged in.

- Hey, Mox. - Get on in there.

Oh, you are most welcome.

Milkshake for my little sugarplum,

and drinks for my friends.

I got something to show you.

Everyone, come over here.

Step into my office.

Roland?

- Roland. - I got it.

Excuse me.

I knew it was you.

- Oh, my God. - Hey, Larry.

You probably don't remember me, but

I sure remember you.

Your mama was a good woman.

Yeah, well, wouldn't know.

All right. So, where is this, uh, scientist?

So, this is where you're headed.

You go all the way up those stairs

and right there is the elevator.

- Mm-hm. - Push the button.

Passcode's "ECHO."

- ECHO? - ECHO.

You sure it's safe to stay there?

Yeah, as long as this one here don't blow up the joint.

How's that milkshake there, sugar pie?

Listen.

For whatever it's worth...

I'm real happy that you came back home.

And I hope that you know how much your mama loved you.

She always told me how special you were.

You know, I appreciate the help.

Let's just leave it at that.

Right.

When they were chasing you, I was like,

"Hey, don't shoot that guy. He's my roomie."

- You... You said that? - Yeah, man.

Hey, you see your bounty went up?

- My? - Your bounty.

Get outta here.

Knoxx is on the warpath, stud.

What'd you do to her, man?

Man, I kind of... kind of ghosted her, you know?

Yeah, you did, man. You ghosted all of us, man.

Yeah.

Anyway, man, it was really good to see you.

And, you know, you can trust me.

We're friends, man. I'm not gonna tell a soul.

Oh, Larry, I'm not worried about you.

You're my guy.

You're my main man.

I got a feeling you're not going to tell anybody.

Is he going to be okay?

Well, he'll have a hell of a hangover.

Ooh, who knew electricity provoked defecation?

Hey.

Y'all better hustle out the back.

Go out this way.

I got these guys. Go on. Go on.

- Claptrap, let's go. - Go on. Go on. Go on.

Your buddy boy here just drank about 10 shots too many

then he dropped like a sack of potatoes.

I think you forgot me.

Mm. And a tip is always appreciated.

All right.

This looks like it.

ECHO.

ECHO?

Sure that's the password?

Maybe you gotta echo the "ECHO."

ECHO. ECHO.

All right.

You fools would literally be dead without me.

- You need me. - Here we go.

Come on, Claptrap.

Where are we going? Up.

So, you trust this woman?

She's a xeno-archaeologist, all right?

She's a little odd.

But she knows everything about the vault.

So, if she says something weird,

don't let it get to you, okay?

I am 10 to the 100th power

impressed with this place.

Cool.

Oh! I see you have the girl.

That's right.

Did you find a vault key, too?

Hi, I'm Tina.

The special one.

Huh.

Tannis.

Oh.

Hello, Lilith.

Okay, good. So you guys know each other.

Unfortunately.

I'm not staying here.

What?

Okay.

But you all smell like thresher urine.

And your wanted poster just went up all over town.

So, I suggest that you all settle in and clean up.

Now, the electroshower is right over there.

Ooh, shower.

Hey, kids, we're out of here. Let's go.

Lilith? Hey, I get it. There's history here.

I don't even need to know what it is.

The point is that she's right.

If there's a poster of me, that means there's one of you.

They're looking for all of us.

I hate to say it, but we don't have a choice.

We gotta sit tight.

Lilith, we don't have a choice.

What is happening, Tannis?

- Electroshower. - Wait.

Wait, guys.

- Time to shower. - Claptrap.

That's not... No.

Claptrap.

Rebooting.

Everybody, just settle down, please.

Settle down.

Hey, hey! Settle down.

Square root of 929,000...

I am basing my assumption that you're upset

on your body language.

Perceptive as ever, I see.

Because of your mother?

Uh, no, because of you.

She trusted you...

to take care of me.

But you ran back here

to chase after that mystical Eridian vault bullshit.

I left you with tradespeople.

Oh.

Yes. You mean the murderers and thieves

on the mining ship.

It's what your mother wanted.

She wanted me to learn how to kill

by the age of 10?

How to survive.

I had to come back here to finish her work.

She believed the Eridian vault

had the power to change things for the better and...

She traded her daughter for a waste of time.

Go back inside.

It's not safe.

I can look after myself.

Told you I'm special.

Aren't we all?

Yeah.

They made me that way.

Made you?

What do you mean?

Your father is Deukalian Atlas,

isn't he?

Yes and no.

Not a "yes or no" question.

He's...

my...

creator.

Atlas is bananapants obsessed with the vault.

He says only a daughter of Eridia can open it.

He found a piece of the vault key,

and on that piece

was a tiny bit...

of blood.

Eridian blood.

He cloned an Eridian.

And guess who that Eridian is?

Hmm. Is her name Tina?

Boom.

But it's all good.

I don't care I grew up in a lab.

I never wanted a mother or a father.

He created you to open a vault.

God, what an asshole.

That's an understatement.

He'll use whatever technology's inside

and make superweapons.

The dude's got major issues.

I'm just a product to Atlas.

If he gets me,

he's gonna make me open the vault.

Then he's just gonna lock me up into another secret lab

and do more experiments.

And if you saw the things they did

to the other clones...

He's not gonna find you.

Yo! Whassup?

Yeah!

Hey, there, sugar chips.

You need a firmware update?

Piss off, short stuff.

Someone needs an oil change.

My daddy always had a saying.

Never trust a man who can't hold his liquor.

She tased me, all right?

I love alcohol.

I can be wild.

As for that little girl,

you don't think the second I saw her,

I wouldn't hand her right over to you

just to get rid of you?

I admire the fight,

but let me take you through what happens next.

Spare parts! We seal the city...

Anyone got spare parts that I can use?

Uh-oh.

Hey, hey, that's his robot.

It's an old CL4P...

Excuse me. Coming through.

Got a computer virus. Highly contagious.

Clear the street!

You, down on the ground.

Move, move, move!

Now that we have Tina and the first key,

I wanna show you this.

This is a mining journal left behind

by a corporate bureaucrat.

He cataloged everything the miners brought in,

most of it useless.

But on this page...

Another key.

He thought it was a useless piece of Eridian pottery.

He had no clue they'd found a vault key.

That makes two of three.

So, if this is the second key,

why don't you already have it?

Because the mine is in Caustic Caverns.

Oh, shit.

Danger! Red alert!

People, we need to move! The soldiers, they're coming!

They have guns! They're shooting!

- They're firing! - Clappy, slow your roll.

What is the dealio?

The soldier woman who really hates Roland,

which suggests the two of them had some...

- Come on, get to the point. - She was at the bar

interrogating Moxxi and your friend Larry...

Was that his name?

Seemed like a decent roommate.

Did they see you?

Do you promise not to be angry if I say yes?

Lance units, block all exits.

No one leaves.

Get this thing out of here.

Masks off.

Of course, Commander.

Of course. Hey!

Double-perched custom Blaster with ionized projectiles.

That'll outpace any bone shredder on Pandora.

You wanna trade?

I'll give you special price, huh?

Sanctuary is now on lockdown.

No one goes anywhere until we find that robot.

Is there any way out of here that doesn't involve garbage?

Um...

No.

What?

Did you guys wanna use it?

The entrance is underneath all of that debris.

Under there.

Whoo! Look what I got!

Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Open it.

Hello.

Would you look at that? A ladder.

Unfortunately, my design doesn't facilitate

this type of vertical travel.

Drats.

Guess I'll just...

Well...

- Destiny awaits. - I'm fine!

Mm! Meat soup.

Chemical waste from the mining equipment.

It's corrosive enough to dissolve almost anything

except the natural crystals in this cavern.

How are we gonna get through this?

Well, it's not gonna be that way.

Looks like we gotta take the high road.

Krieg.

Let's see if we can grab this here.

Luckily, my wheel's too large,

so I'll just watch you all melt

from a safe and reasonable distance.

You are small enough to get in there.

Head through the tunnel,

locate the main access control panel and then unlock

- the door at the end. - Can do!

- Quietly. - No problem.

I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to each one of you

in the most horrifying way possible.

All right, I'll go first.

- I got this. - No, I got it.

- I got it. - Tina!

Coming through! Hey, hey.

Relax.

I'm the lightest.

- Tina! - Hey!

Ladies first.

Don't mind if I do.

- You all right? - Mm-hmm.

Be careful.

Guys.

Look.

Hope blooms in the strangest places.

It's kind of pretty.

Mission accomplished!

The door is unlocked.

Can't take him anywhere.

Well?

You're welcome.

Impossible to please.

Scream showers.

It's Bloodshots.

Yeah, their symbols are everywhere.

These are the Psychos other psychos are afraid of.

They're probably still here.

- Let's go find out. - No bombs.

I'll be surgical.

There's only one of you in the world...

and you're special.

You guys sit tight. Wait for us to come back.

Come on, Lil.

Dealt with Bloodshots before?

Once.

How'd you make it out?

Kind words and hugs?

I don't know what it is that happens to 'em

when they're down here

but it's like they get hit with an extra dose of crazy.

Strip the flesh, salt the wound!

- There's too many to shoot. - Or blow up?

Well, we can't really blend in.

We don't look anything like them.

Except you, handsome.

Thank you!

Well, according to my calculations,

the odds of a successful stealth operation

in this scenario is...

0%? Wow!

You never see that!

Well, I guess that's it then. Back to the truck, right?

Did you factor in a distraction?

Of course.

I analyzed 16 million versions

where one of you creates a distraction.

Total failure.

No, not one of us.

Wait, who else is...?

Oh, no.

Coming through.

Hi, there.

How you doing?

Just a little nervous laughter to crack the ice.

Shiny!

Just rolling through town

looking for a good time.

Ladies and gentlemen!

Your attention, please.

I am here because I want to be

and not for a more justifiable reason

like trying to be a distraction.

Even though it makes no sense

for me to say what I'm about to say,

and even though anyone rational

would suspect it was just part of a crude plan,

I have decided

entirely on my own to say the following.

Y'all bitches need to eat your own butts

with your poopy-mouth...

ass-faces until you die from loser poisoning

like the stupid pus-crotches that you is.

Was that too much? It was too much, wasn't it?

What took it over the edge?

Was it the "poopy-mouth ass-faces"?

Stairs. Come on!

Not in the undercarriage!

My programming...

Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.

Son of a... You got me!

Okay, I'm dead. How about that?

Is he going to be all right?

Excellent plan.

Who would have guessed they'd shoot me, right?

Well, we survived.

So much for your 0%.

You're not out yet.

I think the key's in here.

Sweet.

So, the key is in one of these crates.

One of these

kabillion crates.

Yeah, this is gonna take a minute.

Four days if you work around the clock

which you can't,

because your bodies require rest every 16 hours.

Lazy!

Not if those psycho Raiders find us first.

Those are Bloodshots.

Raiders live above. Not down here.

There are no Raiders down here.

Tannis, nobody's talking about Raiders.

What's the big deal about Raiders?

I know, but you brought up Raiders.

How about we forget about it?

Am I missing something here?

But I don't understand.

Forget about the Raiders!

Just forget about it.

I'm sorry.

I understand...

- Bloodshots are down here. - You keep bringing up Raiders.

- Tannis, I swear to God... - I found it.

- What? - The second key.

How... How did...?

I don't know. Just lucky, I guess.

Yeah, we'll see how lucky you are.

We still gotta get out of here.

There's an exit portal this way.

Come on.

Shh!

What's that?

What? I'm expelling the excess lead.

Big bullet. Big bullet coming. There we go.

Can't you do this another time?

This has to happen now.

Don't judge me.

What? How is this funny?

You keep it down.

Do I judge you when you blast out a loaf?

- We don't wanna attract... - Look out!

A little help?

Incoming!

Go, go! Okay, going now!

Tannis!

Thank you.

On your left!

Wow!

Come here, girlie!

What are you doing?

I needed a gun.

So you ask for it, Tannis. Ask!

Move!

That way!

We've got this, guys!

There's nothing we can't do!

Stairs!

Krieg, help me! I'm not...

Go, go!

Lilith, I got you!

Go!

Roland!

Watch out!

Go, go!

Time to go.

I'm sure we're past the hard part.

Okay.

Go, go, go! We gotta move!

Let go of me! Tina!

Lilith! Hello!

Follow me this way.

I have a tremendous sense of direction.

Oh, God!

Help me!

Krieg, spin me!

I found it! I found it!

There's an elevator!

Follow me. This way. Come on.

- Roland! - Clappy, go! Go! Go!

Lilith! Don't leave me behind again!

There's a service elevator this way!

It's up here.

- This way. Oh, no. - Go! Go, go, go!

Shit!

This is gonna take some time. Hold this.

Claptrap!

I need help!

Uh, in front of everyone?

Yes! Look away!

Look away! I command you!

Krieg, we got company.

It's time to bleed!

- Come on! - I am trying!

Krieg, wait!

Krieg!

It's not working.

Aren't you supposed to be smart?

I'll turn you into a meat bicycle!

Another victim!

Thanks, kid.

Tannis!

- How we doing? - I don't have it!

Come here, give me a kiss!

Krieg! Pull back!

Go! Go!

I regret everything!

Come on!

- We gotta go. - It's not working.

Go, Tannis.

We have another wiring problem.

Baby!

Shit.

- Roland, what are you doing? - Fixing it.

- Get back here! - Hey.

No. Please don't.

- Roland! - Hey, Tina.

I'll meet you at the vault.

I promise.

Tannis.

- Hit it! - Okay, hitting!

Roland!

All right, Bob.

You ready to kick some ass?

I knew you'd say that.

The brakes are out! We are not slowing down!

We are not gonna make it!

Teleportation.

I can move stuff with my mind, y'all.

We're not dead?

I'm still enslaved? Drats.

Chutney vomit queen. Ew! Yuck!

I think the teleportation has made her quite ill.

How did you do that?

I don't know.

Just kind of happened.

Hey, Roland's gonna be okay, right?

He's an elite soldier.

If anyone can get out of that, it's him.

Where are we?

I can't get a read on ECHOnet.

But it looks like we're in an old mine.

Maybe we find some shelter inside.

I've combined the keys.

Look.

What's that? Some kind of a map?

Incredible, isn't it?

It isn't just a key.

And right there...

The vault?

It is a shame

your mother is not here to see this.

It was there the whole time.

Apparently.

I've seen that before somewhere.

Firehawk.

Eridian goddess, protector of the planet.

Well, it's all a bit pointless without the third piece.

Oh, well, we have it.

She's the key.

The elevator confirmed it.

That was a phasewalk.

Only an Eridian could do that.

Wait a minute.

If she's a piece of the key,

what happens when she opens it?

I assumed you knew.

Did your mother never tell you?

I was eight. I can barely remember her face.

When the daughter of Eridia places the key,

the pieces are consumed and the vault opens.

Now, I don't necessarily believe that means kill her.

But you're prepared to take that risk.

Well, we have no choice.

Either we take her

or Atlas does.

There is no salvation without sacrifice.

Worst orgy ever.

Rest in peace, Bob.

Oh, shit.

Whoa. Sorry.

I thought for a moment there you had rigor mortis.

It was a really nice moment.

I'll treasure it always.

Also, I scavenged the final parts I needed

from a dead transformer,

and fixed the thing you so recklessly destroyed.

You didn't press this, did you?

I did not.

I can crush it again if you'd like.

Oh, "Thank you, Claptrap. You're indispensable."

Thank you, Lilith. Your praise warms my soul.

Lilith.

Have you broken the beacon I gave you?

Ah, this thing was junk the whole time.

Not at all.

It was a highly accurate tracking device

that has led me right to you and Tina.

Now, I was beginning to think

that she would elude me forever.

She's smart.

She is mine.

And the Crimson Lance

are on their way to collect her now.

If you come after her, I'll destroy the key.

No, you won't.

Because if you did,

then I would have to kill

the rest of that heroic band of vault hunters

she's been slumming around with.

And I promise you, Lilith,

they won't be quick deaths.

Good.

Glad to see you making

the smart choice for once.

And when this is over,

you'll be paid what we agreed on.

Thank you, Lilith.

Oh.

Tina, look, I know how this must look, but...

I'm the only one who can open the vault.

And I'm gonna use whatever is inside to kill him.

Too bad you won't be around to see it.

- Wait. - Enjoy your freedom.

Tina. Tina, no!

I'm dancing because...

you're alive.

Not because I thought you were dead.

Heartwarming.

Where are the others?

They found a truck in the village and left.

Without me.

What village?

This must have been one of the original

Pandoran settlements.

How quaint.

I know this place.

Come on. Come on. Leave it.

Come on, sweetie.

Hurry, give me Lilith!

Come on! Come on!

Remember I will always love you!

Mama!

No!

Hey, where are you going?

Lilith.

Lilith!

Is this your home?

Yeah.

I used to live here once.

This place is...

reminiscent of something deep in my files.

That drawing...

I feel strange.

Lilith.

Mom?

If you're seeing this...

I'm afraid I didn't make it.

I'm so sorry that I sent you away.

I didn't want to.

But as soon as I realized

what you are,

what you might become...

I knew you'd never be safe here on Pandora.

But if you ever return,

I've made sure that Claptrap will find you,

help you understand...

your destiny.

Lilith, I love you.

I wish...

I could hold you one last time.

Tina!

Whoa. That was weird.

I blacked out.

Did something important happen?

It's saying it's here.

All I'm seeing is some holes.

Are you sure this is it?

I don't know. It's somewhere.

Okay, what does it look like?

Big. It's an arch.

It's here somewhere. I know it's here.

How do you know it's here?

Because I'm feeling emotion.

Can you be more specific?

- Thing of power! - Not right now, Krieg. Please.

- Okay, I get it... - But that means something!

No, no, no!

I'm not following.

Krieg, you genius. You found it!

I have to warn you, this might kill you.

Me?

Nah, kid. I'm the special one.

Whatever this is, it's gonna make me invincible.

What just happened?

I'm the special one. It should do something.

Apparently not.

Well done, Tina.

Well done.

Amazing effort.

You survived the worst planet in the galaxy.

You found the key and the vault itself.

You've made your father so proud.

Commander Knoxx,

I need her nervous system intact.

Keep the organs on ice.

Perhaps we'll have better luck with the next clone.

Hey, asshole.

That was quite an entrance, Roland.

You miss me?

You might have saved the day if it wasn't for...

my Atlas auto shield.

Kill them all.

Hold your fire.

That's an order.

You heard the commander.

Weapons down.

Roland, you were right.

I should've...

No!

No!

Any other objections?

Just one!

That you continue breathing.

But I'll allow it

if you let my friends go in peace.

And tell me, Lilith,

just why would I do that?

Because I'm the daughter of Eridia.

I've seen that before somewhere.

Firehawk.

Eridian goddess.

It's your planet, Lilith.

You have to protect it.

Mama loved you.

She always told me how special you were.

I found it.

How did...? I don't know.

Just lucky, I guess.

Daughter of Eridia, baby!

Bet you didn't see that coming!

But...

But I'm the special one.

Oh, you are.

Just not the way you thought.

I open the vault...

the girl goes free.

You open the vault

and you all go free.

You have my word.

I just figured it out.

Your mother gave you to me

to take you away from here,

so you would never have to open that vault.

Well, that worked out great.

I have to open it.

No salvation without sacrifice.

Remember?

But you can't.

You can't.

It's fine.

You're safe.

And, Tina,

memories are more powerful

than anything Atlas could ever create.

Now, you got one of me.

Yes.

Tannis, what's happening?

The Eridians have delivered us

a champion.

The legends were true.

She's the Firehawk.

Lilith, can you hear me?

Take me into the vault.

If you won't, I'm going to have to hurt your friends.

Pull me up!

Lilith, help!

Make it rain, Tina!

Attack!

Are you guys shooting?

I'm sorry, I didn't feel a thing.

You get a bullet. You get a bullet.

Run, run.

Interplanetary ninja assassin mode activated.

Step aside, bitches.

Lilith. Lilith!

No!

Lilith, can you hear me?

Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Lilith. Come on, Lilith.

Lilith.

Please wake up.

Tannis, run.

Nobody kills me but me!

Everybody, run!

Go! Move, move!

Shit!

Tannis, you're alive.

I'm alive!

This guy, not so much.

A siren.

Tina!

Tina!

Tina!

Tannis, where's Tina?

Lilith!

I warned you not to disappoint me.

Take me to the vault now.

Well, shit.

Let go of me!

Keep struggling and I'll kill you.

Lilith!

Lilith, show yourself!

Show yourself or I kill her!

I'll do it!

Believe me.

Oh, I believe you.

Ah, Lilith.

This is...

unbelievable.

So much more than I ever imagined.

The treasures of a race who once ruled the galaxies.

Look.

The power. Can you feel it?

Can you...

Yeah, I can feel it.

Honestly, it makes me a little sick.

You'll get used to it.

Yeah. You see...

I have something that a man like you will never have.

Enough.

Lilith. Over here.

Lose something?

Tina!

Ta-da.

Bye-bye.

No, Lilith.

- Lilith, please. - Don't worry.

You won't get lonely down here.

No. No.

No, no, no. No!

Lilith! Tina!

No, no, no!

♪ It's like sugar ♪

♪ So sweet ♪

Excuse me! Coming through.

Make way for the hero!

Hey.

You hear that?

What?

That I think is what peace sounds like.

Enjoy it.

Let's make it last.

I made you a little tea.

I thought you might be a little dehydrated.

All right, guys. Let's, um...

Let's join the party.

All right! Hooray!

Whoops. Premature celebration.

That's never happened before.

You ready?

We'll meet you there.

I got you.

Come on, Krieg.

Time to go get drunk.

Glorious meat fiesta.

So...

Uh...

I don't think so.

Come on.

Do the thing.

I'm a bit old, I think,

to be setting myself on fire for your amusement.

You know you want to.

Let me tell you everything

you need to know about Pandora.

She's dangerous.

She's dirty.

And she's definitely a toxic waste dump.

But, she's my home.

What a show-off.

Woo-hoo! Check these moves.

I come to dance, mofo.

Twerk it. Work it out, now.

Do the Claptrap. It's my...

Oh, hey! Hey, wait! No, no, no!

What's goin' on here? No!

It's my Easter egg!

Ah! You son of a...

Don't make me leave!

Not when I'm giving the people what they want!