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5th Member PR Mission

From about 90,000 entrants

they selected new Nogizaka46 members to create the 5th members

Tonight we'll introduce 3 of the new members that were added to the group

Let's bring the 5th members out here

Here they are

onegaishimasu

Let's have them introduce themselves

I grew up in Kanagawa

I am 18 year old Kawasaki Sakura

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

hai yoroshiku onegaishimasu

And next...

I grew up in Aichi

I am 18 year old Okamoto Hina

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

And next...

I grew up in Tokyo and I'm 19 years old

I'm Ikeda Teresa

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

This time these 3 members

Endo

Umezawa

and Higuchi will pair up with them to do some PR

However the amount of PR time they get will be determined by the results of a game they play

With longer amounts of PR time on the line

the senpais and kouhais will team up to do battle in.....

Sticking post-it notes on Her Face Challenge

The 5th members will apply post-it notes to their senpais face

the game is to see who can apply the most post-it notes

The time limit is 1 minute

and they can win either 5 minutes

3 minutes

or 1 minute of PR time

If you feel uncomfortable about doing this

you won't get PR time

You won't get to promote yourself

Be aggressive...stick it to her eye if you have to

[ Be ready to get yelled at ]

The first players to play this unfamiliar game are

Endo & Kawasaki pair

Endo has the ultimate tiny head

[ Extremely limited surface area ]

But I told her its ok to go 100 percent

So she could even grab your bangs and yank

[ crazy kouhai ]

Kawasaki did you tell her "sorry about this...I'm going to try and cover your whole face"

Tell her now

I'm going to try and cover your whole face....sumimasen

[ crazy proclamation ]

Now let's get started

Stick post-it notes on her Face Challenge

ready

[ chance to act foolish ]

Why won't you people do it?

Here goes....Kawasaki

here it goes...ready start

Feel free to look like a fool once the post-it note is attached

Her head is just so small

After that she continued applying post-it notes to the limited surface area of Endo's face

As she continued on at a good tempo...

5 seconds left

5

4

3

2

1

That's time up

FINISH~

hai~

What number did Kawasaki put up that everyone will have to beat?

How many post-it notes are on her face?

11

12

13

14

14 post-it notes

wah sugoi

[ Kawasaki & Endo Pair - 14 ]

Well right now you're in 1st place

But she really did put a lot of them on me

I think it'll be plenty

Its plenty

Were you thinking "give me more! give me more!"

yes of course

Normally if somebody sticks post-it notes to your face its like

What the hell are you doing?

[ Enough to start a fight ]

Get your contact information off of me

[ Bulletin board on your face ]

The next to attempt this game is

Umezawa & Okamoto pair

These are the toughest kind of games to play but

since I'm on the receiving end

I think she'll try as hard as she can

How about if you stick them just on her forehead?

[ Focus on 1 area ]

She'd be a pretty funny girl to do something like that

What were you thinking? Putting them all there

Now....let's get started

stick post-it notes on the face challenge

ready

Her standby mode is amazing

[ Attack mode ]

She was doing this

She opened up her stance

Ume you better brace yourself

she's about to slam notes on your face

[ In danger of a K.O. ]

That sophisticated sitting posture might not work for this

Now then...stick post-it notes on the face challenge

ready

start

She's fast

She's moving fast

She's attacking the left side of her face

ah she's going after the forehead now

After that she kept up the intensity she started with

5th member Okamoto continued applying the post-it notes with reckless abandon

The time remaining is 5

uwah...go for more....4

3

2

1

hai...time up

Please stop right there

hai ok

She really went full speed

[ Max power style ]

Totally full speed

Did she just set a new world record?

That was a total world record just now

With everyone expecting a possible new world record...what was Okamoto's score?

This score is insane

24

25

26

Why did you leave those post-it notes for last?

[ Now a victim of a prank ]

She looks like she's crying

Ume...Ume looks like she's crying

[ Sad Ume ]

27

The score for Okamoto & Umezawa pair

was 28 to put them in 1st place

28 post-it notes

Okamoto you really went for it

I tried really hard

Ume...she was really aggressive wasn't she

Somehow my face feels clean and refreshed

[ post-it note facial treatment ]

Up last...Higuchi & Ikeda pair will try to break the world record

Higuchi-neesan is all positivity when it comes to this stuff

yes...I'm bringing out my full face

so its easier to stick them on me

Your senpai is that willing to help you so you should apologize right now

sorry I've done this to you

[ past tense apology ]

Now here goes

stick post-it notes on the face challenge...ready

start

So then

28 will be tough to beat

She's going around the edges of her face

uwah that is amazing

After that...while Higuchi opened up her entire face

with the good teamwork she kept on going

Time remaining...8 seconds...7

6

5

4

3

2

1

hai...that's time up

This makes her head look much smaller

[ Facial contour adjustments ]

I almost don't want those to come off its so amusing

[ post-it note beauty ]

So many post-it notes it became comical...but what is Ikeda's score?

How many is it?

21

22

23

24

[ Ikeda & Higuchi pair - 24 ]

Following the tight battle for the top spot we have these results

The PR time awarded to all 3 pairs is as shown

And with that...she was awarded 5 minutes of PR time

we'll start with Umezawa & Okamoto pair

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

Once again please introduce yourself

I grew up in Aichi and I'm 18 years old

I'm Okamoto Hina

I speak in Mikawa dialect and have a habit of ending sentences with ~dani

So now all the 5th members

call me Hinadani

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

Hinadani~

hai onegaishimasu

[ Uses it immediately ]

So about our Hina-chan

she has world championship level skill in a certain dance

Do you know what kind of dance it is?

The answer?

ballet

That was fast

[ nonstop quiz ]

Hina-chan started ballet in 1st grade and has spent 12 years immersed in ballet

But that doesn't come close to describing her skill level

Only Japan's top class of a select few get this chance

she's been accepted into a Russian ballet school

For 1 year at the birthplace of ballet...in a russian ballet troupe

I've been given the privilege of dancing there

How do you get accepted into this school?

By getting high rankings at ballet competitions

I took the audition to join the troupe

and I passed

And with that said today she's going to show us some world class ballet

Do they use tambourines at the world class level?

oh sugoi!

Is this how they do world class exhibitions?

[ The world unknown to Shitara ]

oh what a beautiful pirouette

sugoi

That's what you get with world class ballet skills

As you just saw she is Nogizaka's most flexbile member

And it appears she has this trick she can do

So sumo wrestlers and pro ballet dancers

they can stretch deep enough to pop leg tendons

It makes them even more flexible

In sumo they call those stretches matawari

Hina-chan pops tendons to do splits like the pros

hai

And one more thing

Hina-chan has thought of something just for Bananaman-san

Its a game I worked hard to create

The game is called

Mekutte DON

First person to say a good word wins battle

YAY

Mekutte DON...first person to say a good word wins

I have prepared cards that say [a][ka][sa][ta][na][ha][ma][ya][ra][wa]

There's also cards that say [1][2][3][4][5]

So as an example

say I draw [ta]

and then I draw a [3] card

The 3rd syllable in the [ta] column is [tsu] so you need a word that starts with [tsu]

The first person out of 4 people to say a word that starts with [tsu] wins

This is bad...do you understand those rules?

[ Didn't make any sense ]

Bananaman-san will play against the 2 of us

If Hina-chan loses we've got a punishment game ready for her

so please enjoy the game

eh? What words do I yell?

Any word that fits then?

I can win by saying tsumire?

That's ok

ah this should be really easy

Now I'd like Manatsu-san to draw the cards for us

here goes

[ha] and [5]

hourensou

hon hon hon....hon hon hon hon hon

You have to say it first then

yes Himura-san won that one

Next one

[ma] and [1]

manto

mari mari

mari

I said the name of someone from ancient times

[ Back when Kemari was popular? ]

Last game...one more please

yabai yabai

You've been super slow so far...will you be ok?

I'll win

[a] and [2]

isu

ohh sugoi

So you lost?

And with that the game creator Hina-chan turned out to be horrible at her own game

[ Losers get no mercy ]

This is a food that Hina-chan doesn't like

What is it?

Its a tire

What was that?

tire

tire? tire?

Not a real tire...its a pasta olive

What are you talking about

It appears she's never eaten one

Eat that tire then

Since you lost just now

That's pretty weak

hai dozo

You brought it here yourself....then you lost by yourself...and now you eat it by yourself

[ FINISH ]

Its over?

Seems like a waste

yes that's time up

Do you hate it?

the olive

Its my first time eating one

Is that so?

You shouldn't hate or have any opinion of it then

Since its a tire I couldn't eat one

What is this tire gag you keep doing?

[ Randomly pushing tires ]

She's at the age where you call an olive a tire

[ The tire phase ]

Nobody likes eating tires

eh? Olives don't have that strong a flavor do they

It has a salt flavor to it

[ Graduated from the tire phase ]

But the ballet is amazing

You had a unique presentation though

That was amazing...really sharp

Is the tambourine really a thing?

yes there's a specific program for that

yes so that one

I did that routine constantly for 4 or 5 years

eh wait...do we have a completely different understanding of ballet?

There's really a lot of variations...they dance with hand fans too

What is that kind of ballet?

There's many versions

They dance with castanets too

And you really pop tendons?

ah I popped all of them

What do you mean you popped all your tendons?

You can pop them naturally?

I can pop them using deep stretches

with leg splits?

For example I can use this platform to stretch out like this

Both feet resting on something then

Doing this allows me to snap tendons

When you do that...you call it snapping your tendons

no that's more for when I stretch my legs this way

Can you do the splits on like a pair of chairs

hai

I drop down from above....wham!

[ disturbing imagery ]

Its somewhat of a disadvantage to be short in ballet

So in order to grow 6cm within a year

she ate tons of boiled chicken breast

Chicken breast make you taller?

I ate 3 breasts everyday

and grew 6 cm in 1 year

You sure that wasn't a normal growth spurt?

Up next its the Higuchi & Ikeda pair

Can they make good use of their 3 minutes?

PR time start

hai..give us your intro....dozo

I grew up in Tokyo and I'm 19...I'm Ikeda Teresa

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

onegaishimasu

First of all don't you think Teresa is a rare name

Were you possibly named after Teresa Teng-san?

[ Named after a diva? ]

Teresa-chan...what is the origin of the name Teresa?

hai...there's no real origin

nothing?!

That is correct

That's right...there is no deep meaning behind her being named Teresa

You've asked your mother and father but

they didn't have any special reason for the name

wasting too much time with this then

Everbody please remember the name Teresa-chan

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

eh about our Teresa-chan

she's currently in prep school with the goal of getting into an art college

So you're trying to get into art college

She's working very hard at it

plus you have a certain special talent don't you?

I can shave a pencil super sharp in 30 seconds

yabai...you're about to use 30 seconds of your 3 minutes

[ Pencil sharpening 1 round match to the finish ]

Now then Teresa-chan....onegaishimasu

And while Teresa-chan sharpens the pencil I will introduce her past art pieces

Please take a look at your monitors

ahh she's really good

pencil drawing?

She drew this?

That is incredible

And there's this one

ahh that's so good

acrylic artwork

asparagus?

acrylic paints

I believe this is also acrylic paint

uwah...she's really good

This is her digital artwork

digital?

oh! She's almost done with the pencil sharpening

hai

All finished

Please take a good look

She makes it super sharp

Its sharp

super sharp

You make it long for your drawings then

hai

eh..as for Teresa-chan trying to get into art school

she learned this talent in prep school....what could it be?

Whatever picture you show me I can use art slang to critique it

To test her skill I will now show her one of my pictures

dozo

hai...you've seen this one before

You drew that picture of us

I'm not confident about this but if Teresa-chan could critique it

would you give your opinion of it

The lighting is beautiful...her backlighting method is very original

its very easy to understand

And also...maybe if you could give me advice

If I had to say something...well this is already very complete but

The level of art on Himura-san's head looks a little weak

The art level is weak

My head art is weak?

My art is weak?

The curves on the outline of his head throws everything off slightly

if you adjust that a little bit it'll all be ok

Its just all the area around my face

hai...there's still much more

right here

JAAN

Can you see it? This was drawn by Asuka...Saito Asuka-san

[ The legendary frog picture is back ]

Its been awhile

Teresa-chan what do you think of it?

ah is she going to compliment this?

All the compositional elements are complete

[ Complete opposite evaluation ]

First of all the way she used artistic spacing rules

how she drew this here makes it easy to see

How about some advice?

My advice...

a frog's back legs are going to be muscular and powerful so

if you could have drawn in more muscle

it could look a little more realistic

She knows a lot about frogs

We've heard a lot of comments so far but

next we have Yoda-chan's camel drawing

That's messed up...its so messed up

This represents the end of the world

[ Messenger from hell ]

If you could explain the good parts of Yoda's camel and give your advice

Is there any advice for this?

Depth is critical when drawing a picture

you see how each leg is a different length here

so that adds depth to her composition

Adds depth

It adds a 3 dimensional aspect

Why is she listening to this with that facial expression?

You like the look of the tail too?

So with camels

the hair on their body is different from the hair at the rear so

she properly emphasized the different hair quality here

[ The creator didn't even know it was a technique ]

And advice?

My advice...

camels typically are either the one hump camel or a two hump camel so

since this one has 3 humps

it becomes an unidentified mystery animal

[ It was never a camel ]

She can comment on art just like that

AUGH~

What an amazing talent

sugoi

She complimented all the drawings

That was amazing Ikeda

yes it was

really amazing

Seems like you intend to do more

[ Hopes for bonus time ]

Is it all over?

So I found a couple of things we have in common

Then go ahead and say it...what do you have?

I found 3 things we have in common

Right here...dozo

hai

Our hair grows a little faster than normal

We can apply eyedrops without touching our eyes

High pain threshold

Her high pain threshold is just like me

So that's what you want to show us

So this here

She's going to walk over this ultra painful massage mat and then apply eyedrops

ah so that's what's happening

You sure?

The eyedrops will be tough

well then....dozo

It doesn't hurt?

It hurts

It hurts but its her high pain tolerance

hai

wah sugoi

[ FINISH ]

You did great....seriously

Don't you think that was amazing

She has big eyes

super big eyes

Now that you mention it

was that impressive?

I can't tell

Probably would have been better to skip that part

[ not impressed ]

But she really is loaded with charm points

yes lots of charm points

but first of all her art is incredible

Asuka-chan

She complimented your drawing

But nobody asked

I didn't hear anything about this

Why did you say it like that

[ Upset with it being used without permission ]

Its because she's an artist too

An artist?

I just kind of wish I was told about this beforehand

What position are you in to say this?

[ copyright claim ]

So Yoda

she just evaluated the monster you created

That's right

So did she say camels have 2 humps?

She said camels have only 1 or 2 humps

So if I had only drawn 2 humps the picture would be almost perfect?

This ain't perfect at all

[ The master artist remains positive ]

What did you say about its legs?

Its a table

[ A mythical heated table ]

That's a table

You drew a heated table

I'd like to hear more advice

Your advice is to never pick up a pen ever again

[ Anymore drawings and its over ]

A bunch of artistic girls have joined this group

yabai

Let's split the dressing room in half by talented artists and horrible artists

[ The artist room from hell ]

What kind of division is that?

Up last is the Endo & Kawasaki pair

Can they condense all her charm points into 1 minute?

start

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

One more time please introduce yourself

hai

I grew up in Kanagawa

I am 18 year old Kawasaki Sakura

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

Sakura-chan shares the same name as me

so she's worried about what nickname to go by

If Bananaman-san has any suggestions

Poki-chan....Poki-chan

[ Zero Poki-chan vibes ]

Nothing about that fits her

Shall we go with Poki-chan?

You've got no time so just roll with it

We'll revisit this later

So Poki-chan's special talent

since 2nd grade she's been training as a figure skater

She was a figure skater?

Do you have any memories?

At a tournament I was so nervous that I failed everything

After all that training too...

She's extremely resilient when it comes to spinning around

and since I've got a spinning chair here

I'd like her to have a seat

I'm going to spin her around

I'd like to verify if she gets dizzy at all

[ Still spinning ]

ah 1 minute is so short

What kind of ending was that?

That looked like [Time Shock]

[ Answered a quiz incorrectly? ]

So it ended on you

That's too bad but how many times were you going to spin her?

About 20 revolutions

What happens after the 20 revolutions?

We'd see if she can walk straight

Then go ahead

After all that figure skating training just how strong is her inner ear balance?

This is crazy...that's 18

Endo is getting tired

That's 20...ok!

Now walk straight ahead!

ah wait....

She seems dizzy

[ In a tournament this would be a point deduction ]

Are you kidding me

Didn't she look dizzy to you?

What does this always happen? Its just like the hula hoop

Were you a little dizzy?

I was dizzy

[ honest confession ]

eh why did you get dizzy?

Were you dizzy because you were spun around 20 times?

I felt a little nauseous

[ Tried too hard ]

Also because of the time we felt like calling you Poki-chan

How about a nickname?

Any nicknames you've been called before?

Saku-chan

[ The fate of anybody named Sakura ]

Of course it is

of course Sakura gets turned into Saku-chan

When Yakubo calls on you we won't know who she's calling over

[ source of confusion ]

She's always like "Saku-chan! Saku-chan!"

What do we do with Sakura?

For us....we'll probably call you by your last name Kawasaki

Is BKS no good?

Bike

Kawasaki Sakura

[ In the BKB family? ]

She'll have to do one of these

But that's BKB

She'd be BKS

Should we ask her?

How do you like being called BKS?

hai

[ Instant decision making ]

You'd be BKS

What is that?

Bike Kawasaki Sakura

[ BKS HYAH! ]

I'd like another option

Something using the name Sakura

SakuSaku-chan or something

SakuSaku-chan

ah Kaki did you think of something?

With the name Sakura

you know how people only use the Saku part...just like Saku-chan

but the ra part

How about Ra-chan?

something like Ra-chan

Ra-chan?

Ra-chan

ah Ra-chan

ramen and fried rice make Ra-chan too

[ standard chinese restaurant food order ]

But she can't eat all that so how about Half Ra-chan

[ The ladies meal ]

People would be so drawn to her

And this means all their PR time is over

Asuka-chan

How about those 5s? Pretty fresh aren't they

ehh they all worked really hard but

when the 3s and 4s did this they didn't get a super fancy studio set like this one

Plus when the cameras were off

Shitara-san didn't say a single word to the 3s or 4s and yet

this time he did plenty of talking with 5th generation-chan

[ The Shitara's woman recurring storyline ]

Its because they're nearby

In the past there weren't any of these acrylic panels

Not much I can do about it

isn't it because they're cute?

[ Cuteness overrules everything ]

I heard about this from Matsumura

She said you instantly latch on to the new people

[ Playboy Shitara ]

But they're the new girls here

so I feel like I should be nice to them

Also I assume you haven't had a lot of time to talk with each other

Whatever happens its better to ask your senpais

they'll tell you everything like if its about the dancing

or the singing or something

Ask them anything

Since today at TMC studios...wasn't there a girl lost on the 2nd floor?

[ Discovered a lost child ]

She asked my manager "Where is the Nogizaka dressing room at?"

[ Drifted into the Banana room ]

Who was that lost girl?

That was my manager you ran into

sumimasen

Its fine...that's good

There's all kinds of strangers walking around this studio

Nogizaka Himu Land!

[ Next week...celebrate Himura Yuki's 50th birthday! Nogizaka Himu Land! ]

[ The members produced an episode for celebrating Himura's birthday ]

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