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5th member PR Mission

Tonight its more of the new 5th members pairing up with senpais to get some PR time

However the PR time they get

will be based on the final rankings of a game they play

Borrowing upon the powers of their senpai

who will be able to get the long amounts of PR time?

Now let's get to the next group of 5th members

dozo

hai onegaishimasu

ah there's 4 of them

ah there's 4 people in this block

First let's get a quick intro from them

I grew up in Hyogo and am age 16

I am Ioki Mao

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

Ioki

Ioki Mao

And the next person

hai

I grew up in Kanagawa and I'm in my 2nd year of high school at age 17

I am Inoue Nagi

onegaishimasu

What did you say?

Inoue Nagi

Inoue Nagi-chan

And next

I grew up in Chiba and I'm in my 1st year of high school at age 16

I am Sugawara Satsuki

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

And next

I grew up in Chiba and am 15 years old

I am Tomisato Nao

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

fresh faces

So the camera with the red light on

that's the camera that is currently recording

[ Lecture time ]

Cameraman-san will raise their hand for you

Basically this applies to all studios

if you ask "Which camera do I look at?" they'll raise their hand

[ Advanced training course ]

The senpais pairing up with this group are

Yamashita

Kaki

Tamura

Shibata

What game will the 4 teams play to win PR time?

Long Straw Juice Speed Drinking Relay

Its speed drinking

Using a 3 meter long straw

each of them will drink in relay format

Based on the final rankings of who drinks the fastest

each pair will get PR time somewhere between 5 minutes and 1 minute

Ioki how's your confidence for this?

The straw is so long...I feel like it'll get stuck somewhere

Please drink any juice that gets stuck

That's right...I'll be checking you

Seriously...show me the insides of your mouth

[ Hopes for a Himura check ]

Yamashita-senpai how about you?

Just suck on the straw and I'll be ok right

That's right

For Ioki-chan I plan to suck until I'm forced to spit it out

[ 5th member jet propulsion strategy ]

Its ok if you end up spitting some out

And next...how about you Inoue?

I'm really quick at drinking from water bottles so

I think I'll do ok

Kaki?

If its a water bottle I'm pretty fast

[ water bottle expert ]

We need a lot of effort from the senpais

or else the kouhais will lose PR time

I already know a lot about Nagi-chan

Why is that?

Because I'll be introducing her later

[ Friction ]

Don't cause trouble

well obviously

So that's why I have to win at all cost

or else I can't tell the viewers how great Nagi-chan is

ganbarimasu

Sugawara what are your thoughts on this game?

I'm not very good at drinking through a straw

Can you slurp ramen?

I can't slurp ramen either

[ Concerns about slurping power ]

Tamura

hai

You'll have to cover for her on this one

well at home I have a lot of drinks that require a straw

I believe I'm accustomed to straws

[ Confidence in her straw usage ]

And then...was it Tomisato?

Not Tomizato?

Tomisato?

Its Sato

eh Tomizato?

Its Tomisato

[ The girl does not fear correcting people ]

How about this game?

I feel pretty confident

Is that based on anything?

Since I'm kind of thirsty

[ The honest Tomisato ]

That's what it comes down to

Each pair has decided who will drink first

and these 5th members will now play their first variety game

Long straw juice speed drinking relay

ready

[ This junk happened last week too ]

You want all of them to react next time don't you

[ The fundamentals of the group gag ]

Yell out "what's taking so long"

That's part of the battle

[ more important than the game itself ]

here goes....we're starting....ready

start

go for it

she's fast....Yamashita is moving fast

Yamashita is fast

ah this will take some time...they have to get it all out of the straw

Who's winning?

You can stop and take a break if you need one

wah! Shibata...Shibata...Shibata is way out in front

Shibata is fast!

Is Yamashita's cup empty?

Its coming out the straw

Raise your hands when done

ok ok ok....change change change

Yamashita is done too

change change change change

That was just about simultaneous

practically simultaneous

practically simultaneous

Inoue ganbare

They're almost tied

hai hai hai hai hai hai hai

hai hai hai hai...hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai

sorry about this

stop...stop

[ chaos ]

I have no idea

stop

Judge Himura lost all control however

after checking the video replay the final rankings are shown here

I told you that the straws had to be emptied out but

its impossible to fully empty it

The staff will take care of that later

People complain that we shouldn't waste food but

you'd be some hentai for eating this

[ yes its going in the trash ]

People will think you're being serious with that tone

The 1st place finishers

The Tomisato & Shibata pair will get 5 minutes of PR time

onegaishimasu....dozo

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

First introduce yourself....onegaishimasu

I grew up in Chiba and I'm in my 3rd year of middle school at age 15

I've got squishy cheeks and my name is Tomisato Nao

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

ahh squishy cheeks Tomisato

Nao-chan has solid conversation skills

and her style is exceptional

She has a height of 164cm

but she's only 15 years old

She's still in a growth spurt

since when did you start getting taller?

In elementary school I was growing almost 8cm taller per year

8cm

Someday she could surpass Umezawa-san's height

its possible she'll become Nogizaka's tallest member

But Ume is like 190cm tall or something

[ A hurdle too high ]

I'm 170cm

Our Nao-chan has lots of talents

first its her impersonations

impersonations?

Nao-chan about how many impersonations can you do?

In total there's 15

[ Pro style numbers ]

Coming up I'm going to yell out some names

and she'll do her best impersonations of them

hai onegaishimasu

Now then...here's 15 impersonations in a row

First its train conductor-san

The next stop is Mitaka...Mitaka is the next stop

Please stay within the white line when departing

And next its Stitch

I'm Stitch

Crayon Shin-chan

OH...OY....I'm Nohara Shinnosuke

Bo-chan

BO-BO-BO...There's a stone in the river

Bo-chan?

The frog gets eaten in [Spirited Away]

I want Sen, want Sen! Take the gold!

Demon Slayer's Kocho Shinobu-san

moshi moshi....you ok?

The high voice characters in Animal Crossing

The low voice characters in Animal Crossing

Siri

I'm sorry

I didn't get that

Ashida Mana-san

I'm Ashida Mana everybody

Hirose Suzu-san

I'm Hirose Suzu

Nagano Mei-san

I'm Nagano Mei

[ The series of just saying their name ]

That was pretty bad

Taira Yuna-san

I'm Taira Yuna

That's enough of those

Kubo Shiori-san when she's told that she's cute

ehh....that's not true...at all~

And finally....Akimoto Manatsu-san

To all of your hearts I say...

ZUKKYUN

hai....very well done

How was she?

Some of those got really bad

Could we hear the ones around Ashida Mana-san again?

Ashida Mana-san

I'm Ashida Mana everybody

Hirose Suzu-san

I'm Hirose Suzu

Nagano Mei-san

I'm Nagano Mei

Taira Yuna-san

I'm Taira Yuna

What's up with that?

[ joking around zone? ]

no wait...didn't her Hirose Suzu-chan sound just like her

Could you do Hirose Suzu-chan again?

Hirose Suzu-san

I'm Hirose Suzu

Sounds just like her doesn't she

[ Tricky line ]

Nao-chan what got you into impersonations in the first place?

Since I was little I liked watching impersonations shows

I did a lot of practicing to get good at it

There are "Inner Circle Impersonations" episodes so please get good at member impersonations

And then her next talent

Nao-chan what else can you do?

I can only do 1 but

I do sleight of hand magic

Right away let's have her perform it

music start

So this red string

you can see there's a ring attached to it

I'll cast some magic on it

and it'll come off

Now Shibata-san if you would pull on it

I'll pull

It doesn't come off

hai

Now I'd like to cast my magic

I've put a magic spell on it

now Shibata-san

hai

Try pulling on it again

hai

It came off~

How?

That was perfect

perfect?

[ monotone words of support ]

Next its something a little different than a talent

Nao-chan its something you're proud of

hai

So I've got

excellent fortune...

[ The whispering Shibata ]

I'm a holder of excellent fortune

So what makes you think you have such good fortune?

1 minute left

I've won Mezamashi Janken 3 times in a row

I've bought 3 Gari Gari-kun popsicles and won all 3 times

Its hard to get a winner with Gari Gari-kun

Today she's bought her own Gari Gari-kun popsicle just for this show

Its impossible to get Gari Gari-kun winners

ah you really did buy one

You've got photo evidence

[ Slowly going to standby ]

You're running out of time

You going to eat the popsicle real fast?

[ Eating to show authenticity ]

You're running out of time

You've got less than a minute

go go go

oishii? oishii....

We know what it tastes like

go go!

hurry

You're out of time

ganbare...just a little more

ganbare

ganbare ganbare

hurry up...hurry up! There's no time

Go all the way to the popsicle stick

Just a little further...a little further

go go go

hai FINISH

What happened? It ended with her eating a popsicle

[ chewing time ]

Let's bring them back out here

So did you win?

ah!

Its a winner

You're such a liar

[ instant lie ]

Gari Gari-kun makes it really hard to win

no winners

I've never seen anybody win at Gari Gari-kun

Himura-san spent a whole summer eating Gari Gari-kun popsicles

I ate a lot

But did you win?

I've never seen a winning popsicle stick

[ The world unknown to Himuko ]

Its seriously a big deal if you have a winner

That's right...Himura-kun

Himura-kun is all about Gari Gari...not Himura-kun

Are we the Johnnys or something?

[ Gari Gari-kun's curse ]

I have the results

So did she win?

I lost~

[ Holder of misfortune ]

But the impersonations...how were those middle ones?

I was stunned by her impersonations of Ashida Mana-san and others

Do your Ashida Mana-chan

I'm Ashida Mana everybody

You don't sound like her

[ How could that be Mana-chan? ]

But she does have all sorts of talents

squishy cheeks? Can you stretch them?

That's right

I understand what she means by squishy

Its true

well that's cute

[ True feelings ]

Its cute though

Shibata...your body is flexible but how about your cheeks?

My cheeks don't move much...I can't stretch them

ah it stretches

kawaii kawaii

Next its the Ioki & Yamashita pair

How will they use their 3 minutes?

Here goes...start

Well then introduce yourself....dozo

motivation...energy...I be...Ioki

She's making me think of Iwaki

I am Ioki Mao

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

So regarding our cute Ioki-chan

she grew up in the Kansai area

so she loves good humor

The comedian she'd most like to meet is Akashiya Sanma-san

She most wants to appear on [Dancing Sanma Palace]

She is a genuine Kansai girl

And actually she'd like to use this opportunity

You have some of your own PR to do right?

hai

The once in a lifetime

superior force from Nogizaka46s 5th generation

I love Nogizaka and I'm a woman that is loved by Nogizaka

and that name is

I....O....BOKON!

KI

YAAY~

JUSTICE!

ah she jumped in

Why did she jump in at the end?

[ Yamashita self impersonation ]

So how did it feel to do that?

I fought hard and gave it all I had

That was fantastic...it was an honor to do that with you

I've found someone to take over the Sunshine gag

So Ioki-chan has several talents

In middle school she did 3 years of kendo club and reached level 2

She started doing calligraphy as a 1st grader and reached level 5

She has considerable skills

And with that today she'll show us her calligraphy skills

she's going to show us

She's written something special and brought it in with her

I guess you wouldn't have much time to write

eh...I wrote down some of my favorite foods

What did you say?

here goes

JAAN

eh?

Its a soup dumpling

This is not written text

[ Ioki style ]

And then I have another one

huh?

Its a meat bun

You like soup dumplings and meat buns?

And finally

Its all drawings

What is it?

This is Peking duck

ahh...you must be rich

[ Extravagant Chinese dinner ]

You like Peking duck

She really likes meats that are wrapped in something

You still didn't write any letters

There's more PR...she can play guitar

She can do anything

Today I wrote a parody song to do my self intro

You got 1 minute left

ganbare

[Sekkachi na Katatsumuri]

Now then please listen

hey....hey hey.....hey hey....hey hey~

hey hey...hey hey hey~

woo~

We met just recently~

and I would like to know your name~

hey....hey hey.....hey hey....hey hey~

hey hey...hey hey hey~

woo~

I would like it if you could~

get to know a lot more about me~

hey....hey hey.....hey hey....hey hey~

hey hey...hey hey hey~

In kanji it reads like 500 castles but~

I don't really own a castle or anything~

My name is kind of rare but~

please remember it~

She was still in the middle of singing

That sounded so good though

That's time

ah wasn't she great....so pure and fresh

She was constant freshness

You got stopped before the chorus?

While we have you here go ahead and start with the chorus

Can I really?

of course you can

Since you wrote the chorus lyrics already

The impulsive~

Kansai girl~

Born in Kobe~

16 years old~

I have a habit of saying "whatever"~

and my blood type is an O~

I'd like to continue to move forward with my life~

and change myself a little~

OK

Yamashita this girl really goes all out

She's such a good girl....full effort

And also the Sunshine bit

I got the feeling Yamashita wanted to erase that part of her past

Doing that back then scarred me emotionally

and its a dark point in my idol history

but during our meeting Ioki-chan insisted on doing it

[ That was Ioki's idea? ]

I never said that!

Are you saying you were forced?

Well she made it look cute somehow

Back when Yamashita did it....she had body convulsions and stuff

[ Once in a lifetime 1st show appearance ]

The next 5th member

Sugawara & Tamura will get 2 minutes of PR time

start

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

Please introduce yourself one more time

I grew up in Chiba and I'm in my 1st year of high school at age 16

I am Sugawara Satsuki

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

Satsuki-chan has a super cute smile

and she also has this talent

What can you do?

hula hoop

hula hoop?

Up to now several senpais have been defeated by the hula hoop however

if you let this girl go...she can spin the hoop for several hours

You could say she's a hula hoop monster

That hula hoop won't touch the ground will it?

I think it'll be ok

So it won't touch the ground then?

hai

[ You better not drop it ]

While spinning the hula hoop I'd like to take off a tshirt

With that said...during the chorus of [Influencer]

she'll remove the L-size tshirt that's over her uniform

without letting the hoop touch the ground

no way!

You're taking it off?

Once you're ready.....onegaishimasu

Taking off a tshirt while spinning a hula hoop?

Now then...music start

How is she supposed to get it off?

Its over

That's a fail!

It never hit the ground!

keep going

you got this!

ganbare

you can do it

just like that

ganbare ganbare ganbare

That's a fail

[ Can't do it ]

Its already been several tries

You don't have much time

There's under a minute left

This part is crucial...you failed

[ What is this? ]

You didn't see that

The chorus is over already

You're out of time

And with that...regarding our Satsuki-chan

since she'll be doing variety from now on there's something she'd like to confirm

So like the punishment games

I'll see people eat a cream puff with spicy mustard or sushi with tons of wasabi

you know how people will give good reaction shots

It happens on this show too

I'm wondering if those reactions are exaggerated

ah it looks fake to you

got it

Since she doesn't believe in it

today she'll get the full experience

So right here

we have a cream puff filled with spicy mustard

Try eating it

You're out of time

3..2..1

dozo

itadakimasu

go ahead and eat it

shove it in there....go go!

water! would you like some water?

Its too soon for the water

She's drinking it...she took it for herself

hai FINISH

FINISH

She understands the water gag

otsukaresama

spicy?

spicy!

yeah it is

And your water got stolen

sorry....my mistake

[ Shitara's favorite move ]

Tamura's done it

That's a traditional type of joke

You only had 2 minutes but

you were unable to do the hula hoop trick

Anybody here a hula hoop expert?

OH!

There she is

[ Proactive monster ]

Higuchi spoke up

I'm really good at it

I'm impressed that you'd step up in this situation

You've never tried it with the tshirt have you?

Can you really do this?

I'm the type of person that can hula hoop for eternity

All the "Higuchi spins for eternity" related tricks have been freaking scary

[ The iron bar spin trauma ]

Can I test it real quick?

of course...of course

So once its like this...I go for the shirt

ehh?! eh?! eh?!

You can't do it either!

You've really done it now

[ In a way this was a success ]

Why did you restart like its normal?

I've seen enough!

Its been several times now

This is really hard

There's probably someone here that can do it

anybody?

Why did you start over?

ah she's almost got it

That's not how this was supposed to go

[ Her competitiveness took over ]

I know she passed...but what the hell was that?

[ Hula hoop tricks are now banned ]

Up last its Inoue & Kaki's 1 minute of PR time

start

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

Since we don't have much time...use your fast talking skill to intro yourself

Nice to meet you...konnichiwa...I'm from Kanagawa...2nd year high school

I am 17 year old Inoue Nagi

Birthday Feb. 17th....Aquarius...blood type B

favorite color dark red...true red

favorite number is 2 even though I said its 1

favorite saying is "to each his own"

now its 46 people with 46 minds and they're all good

I enjoy anime and reading manga

my favorite is Neon Genesis Evangelion

My favorite EVA is the multipurpose humanoid decisive weapon Unit-01

Purple and green are all about the EVA-01! In that way

I'd like to bring out my own colors

That's all! Just like the B-side of the Neon Genesis Evangelion cassette tape

I've done the Asuka version of her self intro from the Asuka edition

I am Inoue Nagi....arigatou gozaimashita

That was so fast

She went super fast

I have no idea what she said but she spoke fast

Now then Nagi-chan...what is this?

Its a bust

Where the hell did that come from?

[ zero explanation ]

You drew that?

I went to prep school and drew that

Nagi-chan what is this?

Its from archery

[ Lots of questions ]

You're out of time...no time...what is that?

Its a bow

You did archery?

yes I joined archery club in high school

no time left

Nagi-chan what's this?

Its Nagi ohagi rice balls

yes Nagi ohagi

say what? say what? say what?

I have no idea what that was

What was the last one?

now hold on

What was that?

Your speed talking was good

but I didn't retain any of the information

Want her to say it again?

[ no thanks ]

Something weird showed up at the end

there was something on a plate

Kaki is holding it

So this

Nagi ohagi rice balls

What is Nagi ohagi?

[ what ohagi? ]

I make and eat them every morning

Inoue Nagi's homemade ohagi became Nagi ohagi

ah that's right

You make this every morning?

hai

for real?

seems like you're lying

[ why the hesitation ]

I make them

From the leftover rice that I have

She ran back and forth and said "what's this?"

[ Running with drawings ]

There was a crazy picture in there though

She's a really good artist

She drew that?

You learned that?

Its amazing to draw something like that

Kaki is also really good at drawing

ah that's true

In my case...

But you're self-taught

I'm self-taught

[ You got a problem with that? ]

You went to art school?

I'm still taking classes

ah that makes you two the super artistic pair

So that's how it is

I kind of want to see you draw something on the spot

And with that...a special exception has been made

The pair of artists will have 30 seconds to draw Himura's portrait

Now Kaki...its ok if you're not finished yet

Here is Kaki's drawing of Himura-san....dozo

sugoi

so good

I couldn't do this part

well we didn't give you proper time

But look at what she did in 30 seconds

ok then...how about Inoue

open...dozo

kawaii~

That's good

so good

Given just 30 seconds....these 2 are really good

Is Himura-san an easy subject to draw?

ah well he has unique features

What are my features?

Its not meant to be an insult so could you just say it?

[ Simply naming his features ]

So there's your moles and....

Do my moles stick out that bad!?

[ The miracle return of a funny topic from the past ]

With all of this to look at...it cannot be the moles

There's his hairstyle and chin to make fun of....why did you single out his moles?

Nobody says anything about the rest....its always my moles

Himura-san's moles never get made fun of anywhere else...its just on Nogizaka's show

I drew the mole

eh? really?

The mole under his eye?

So this sticks out to you more than anything else?

Why did you draw that plant stem looking thing on his head?

When you draw a character

its that hair that sticks up

I drew it out of habit

You keep saying character but I'm Himura

That's true

Save that for when you're drawing characters

We're not drawing characters right now

29th single

The extras included with the first edition limited release have been confirmed