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And Nogizaka Under Construction is underway

we are your hosts Bananaman

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

And they are Nogizaka-chan

so new and fresh

new and fresh indeed

This is following your 46 Hours TV event

otsukaresama deshita

arigatou gozaimashita

good job everybody....seriously

exhausted?

[ obviously tired ]

But that's good...I'm jealous

We said it on the radio

we talked about doing 87 Hours TV

[ Just the 2 of them working 87 hours ]

They said we'd likely die

You performed a song for us during our appearance

Didn't you think they'd sing more songs for us?

I was wondering why there wasn't more songs

we only got one song from them

But their energy strangely picked up after we showed up

[ self compliment ]

Maybe that was the peak of the whole thing?

[ Next time its 46 Hour Nogizaka Under Construction? ]

Shall we get started?

What is on today's show Himura-san.....onegaishimasu

5th member PR Mission

They were picked from about 90,000 entrants

its the new Nogizaka46 members

The 5th generation

Tonight the 5th members will make their first appearance on the show

and they will pair up with senpais to introduce themselves

However the amount of PR time they get

will be based on the results of games that they play

In order to get as much PR time as possible

can the senpai and kouhai pairs combine their powers effectively?

If you come in last place

you'll get this really small amount of PR time

She'll hold a lifetime grudge if you fail here

[ Huge responsibility ]

A lot depends on their senpai

People won't remember you

And they've never played games like this before

that's right...so our first group of 5th members

let's bring them out here

Its these members

This is our first time meeting you

if you could do a simple self intro for us

go ahead

I'm Ichinose Miku

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

What did you say?

I'm Ichinose Miku

Ichinose-san

Ichinose Miku

Ichinose

And next

I'm Ogawa Aya

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

huh? What did you say?

[ The old men can't hear ]

I'm Ogawa Aya

Ogawa Aya

I heard Ogawaya

[ Introduces herself using a stage name ]

hai Ogawa

And next

I'm Okuda Iroha

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

huh? What did you say?

[ 3rd time failing to hear ]

I'm Okuda Iroha

Okuda Iroha-chan

Okuda Iroha

I heard Okudaira the first time

They'll be paired with these senpais

Yoda

Tsutsui

Kubo

For these 3 teams

what game will they play in order to win PR time?

Cracker speed eating relay

What is that?

Each pair will eat 5 crackers in relay format

The final rankings among the teams

will determine who gets five or three or one minute of PR time

Referee Himura is super strict and he will look deep in your mouth

[ The usual Himura Check ]

Since this is a speed eating battle

On their 1st ever variety game?

[ Even the senpais are stunned ]

Its the only way he can tell if you finished eating the crackers

Even after 8 years of doing this its still painful for us

They have to show you the inside of their mouth their 1st time here?

Its only a mouth check

[ nothing special ]

There's nothing weird going on here

Which pair will win the 5 minutes of PR time?

Right away I'd like to get this started

Once the 1st person finishes eating the next person can start

When you're done eating raise your hand to call Himura-san over for a check

if you're good he'll raise the white flag...Himura-san judge them closely

of course

If I see just one crumb in there its a fail

[ Strict rules regarding the inner mouth ]

How's your confidence?

Ichinose

You've likely never done this before

hai

But you've got Yoda

Yoda can make anything disappear

[ Hikita the crazy illusionist ]

I have a strategy

oh...a strategy

From when we did the doughnut speed eating

The Okinawa doughnut speed eating contest

I finished in last place on that one

[ not a useful reference ]

You learned from that?

I learned how to do it

ah so

Ogawa

I've never seen a square cracker before

really?

There's all kinds of stuff in the world today so keep learning

[ The studies of a 14 year old ]

eh? What crackers have you seen before?

round crackers

ah Ritz crackers

You've seen those before

You must be happy to finally see a square cracker then

[ A lifetime first to remember ]

Tsutsui how about you?

ehhhh~ well obviously I don't want her to only get 1 minute of PR

one minute is incredibly short

You'd only say your name and get a few words in before its all over

That's why the senpais here

do the best you can for them

And then Okuda

How about you?

I'm usually a slow eater

and its my first time trying this

Today I'll work hard to eat faster

I don't ever see young girls get into speed eating

Its basically Sugawara-san that was the big eater

[ Competitive eating queen ]

Speed eating is different from competitive eating

Kubo

But I've done cracker speed eating on this show before

and I won

[ Kubo the speed eater ]

The secret to winning

seriously...it doesn't matter what kind of mess it is in there

you have to open your mouth for Himura-san

[ Challenge Himura strategy ]

Its crucial that you show me

If you're too embarrassed to show him you'll never get the OK

And I might have given you the ok

That's the truth

From now on you'll be playing all kinds of games but

its the game rules that make the games fun

yes we're counting on you

Everyone has a good time if they see you fighting hard and not cheating

That is something we learned from [Friend Park]

[ The fundamentals of games ]

You'll be in more games but your first game is a very big moment

The inexperienced 5th members

how will they approach variety games?

Now then

we're about to start

Keep calling me over

hai

Cracker speed eating relay....ready

there...there...there was your big chance

[ The true fundamentals of variety ]

That's your cue to yell out "hurry up already"

gomennasai gomennasai

Let's get started....cracker speed eating relay.....ready

start

go!

Please don't spill any

Don't let the crackers spill out

eat up

ganbare ganbare....ganbare

Is it better to eat it all at once

or to break it into pieces....oh!

Was that Ogawa's 2nd cracker?

Okuda is still on her first cracker...no its her 2nd

I think she's done...go ahead and show him Okuda

You think you're done? Show me! Show me!

no.....not even close

[ nice challenge ]

She's nowhere near done

ah is Ogawa done? She's still holding a cracker

She's not done yet

Are you done? Think you're done?

not even close!

[ Challenger Okuda ]

ah Ichinose

She's still got bits of cracker in there

show him...show him

Ichinose...Ichinose

I'm coming over

closer! come closer! come closer! show me!

[ Demands a mouth check ]

You can do it....you can do it

fail fail fail fail

fail fail fail

She actually failed?

Ogawa? How about Ogawa?

Let me check real quick

not even close

Why can't they finish it?

swallow it down with all you've got

Ichinose...Ichinose....hai hai

How is it?

ok safe!

sub out...now its Yoda's turn

This is super exhausting

ok ok ok ok

ok...switch players

Ogawa? How about Ogawa?

How about Ogawa?

ok ok ok

nearly simultaneous

Yoda is fast

Yoda is eating fast

Yoda is fast...Kubo too

Tsutsui....Tsutsui too

Aren't they fast...all the senpais are eating fast

That's good...we'd like to see the senpais work hard on this

How does it look Himura-san? How many crackers now?

Right now Kubo

3rd cracker?

She just put in the last one

Kubo...go ahead and show Himura-san

Kubo show me real quick

not even close

[ way too soon queen ]

What are you showing me?

You have some nerve to show me something in that state

Yoda is moving fast....I believe she's working on her 3rd cracker

Tsutsui is working on her last one...she's fast

Tsutsui show him really quick?

Is it all gone? All gone?

There's freaking crackers everywhere

[ There's chaos in her mouth ]

ah Yoda...Yoda is eating fast

Once Yoda gets that in her mouth

Is Kubo done? Kubo?

Yoda stuff that in your mouth

Is Kubo done?

Himura-san go check on Yoda....Yoda

Yoda looks done

Show me...show me

open wider

There's still stuff in there

Tsutsui?

ok!

That's fast! How about Yoda?

ah Yoda Yoda Yoda

Yoda...Yoda

ok!

ahh Kubo is in last place

Kubo are you done yet? Show him

Show me

There's crackers all over the place

[ cracker remnants ]

And that means Ogawa Team gets 1st place

2nd place goes to Ichinose

3rd place goes to Okuda

[ Coming up the 5th members will be unveiled ]

[ Please go easy on these way too fresh newcomers ]

We'll start with the 1st place finisher

The Ogawa & Tsutsui pair will get 5 minutes of PR time

ready...start

hai

One more time please introduce yourself

I grew up in Chiba

I'm in my 2nd year of middle school at age 14

I'm Ogawa Aya

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

so young

Aya-chan is the youngest member

and I also joined the group as the youngest so we have a lot in common

Today we'll present all the things we have in common

What's the first thing in common?

Both of us were born in June

Within Nogizaka46 only myself and Ayame-san have June birthdays

Born in June?

What else you got?

We both have Aya in our names

What else you got?

What is that?

what else you got?

[ A heartwarming transition ]

We both learned how to operate the abacus

I have a pre 2nd level certification

I have a 2nd level certification

What else you got?

She just asserted dominance

[ The one upping senpai ]

What else you got?

My charm points are said to be my eyebrows...eyelashes....hair

I also get compliments on my lashes

we're the same~

[ going for synchronicity ]

The still only 14 year old Ogawa Aya-chan has lots of cute features

so I'd like to ask her a few questions

Aya-chan who is a person you respect?

My father and my mother

kawaii~

Any embarrassing stories about yourself?

I often will accidentally put on my clothes backwards

or I'll leave the house wearing my uniform over my pajamas

kawaii~

[ The sweet talking Tsutsui Ayame ]

Anything funny happen to you recently?

I was holding my phone

and said "yoisho" to sit down

SIRI caught it and replied

A brave hero has been found right here

So SIRI misheard "yoisho" as brave hero

kawaii~

[ The nonstop cuteness of Ogawa ]

Wouldn't that make SIRI cute?

Do you have any secrets that you've never told anyone?

Actually

I haven't told the other 5th members this but

I still sleep with my mother

[ Genuinely still with her mother ]

That does sound cute

And then Ogawa Aya-chan

she's also like me in this way

we're both relaxed and laid back

Neither of us get panicky

so the both of us will play a game to get a reaction out of us

What's this? oh its that one

That device will produce electric shocks

First you pick one of these up

then once I press a button music will start playing

When the music stops we press this button

and the person that reacts slower gets shocked

Electricity shoots into your hand then

You press the button once the music stops

Anytime before that and you get shocked?

here goes!

[ They don't have much time ]

Its just like that then

It happens once the music stops

scary isn't it

once it stops

hold on

[ What's wrong with you? ]

who got shocked?

Since there was no shock

You can't just drop everything

You have to hold on

3 minutes have elapsed

This was a waste of precious time

[ 1 minute wasted ]

I have to move on

So continuing on

Ogawa Aya-chan taught herself the drums

and in her spare time she enjoys imagining how nearby objects are made

So then

for example

this chair

how's it made?

well

padding material is covered with leather

and then sewn on

iron bars are bent and then nailed to it

all done

sugoi~

What's so amazing?

[ overprotective parent comedy skit ]

Today she's going to play air drums while you yell out topics for her to assemble in her mind

she will now perform this for us

so then....onegaishimasu

air drums

She's playing drums in the air then

While she's playing drums Bananaman-san will yell out topics

And she'll say how its made...ok ok

onegaishimasu

ok here goes

shirt!

shirt

shirt!

[ Ignoring him for the moment ]

shirt

[ How a shirt is made ]

The cloth is dyed a color

the cloth gets colored

ehhh

its sewn together

and buttons are added

all done

sugoi~

The drums aren't even involved

[ Banana fire ]

30 seconds left

Let's try doing that one again

You're trying again?

Then Himura-san will go

this is while playing the drums

here goes

here goes

onegaishimasu

sneakers

no drums?

[ Can't do both at the same time ]

Cloth gets painted

ehh the rubber sole is glued on

eh holes are created

the shoelaces go in

all done

sugoi~

ah I guess they're done

so 5 minutes

how was it?

Tsutsui

There was no electric shock

Do that one again

I'd like to try that again

They're out of time but will get special permission

To get a reaction out of them they'll play the electric shock game once again

Is it ok to try this again?

go ahead...ready start

Press that button once the music stops

KYAAA~

[ First reaction shot ]

Tsutsui was supposed to win

we wanted to see Ogawa's reaction

[ This is Ogawa Time ]

gomennasai

Himura-san its shocking that she's 14

Are you the only 14 year old?

just me

This is crazy.....Akimoto she's 14 years old

It is crazy...she's half my age

Akimoto turns 42 this year

[ 4 more years until retirement ]

Next how will the Ichinose & Yoda pair use their 3 minutes

ready start

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

onegaishimasu

First of all please introduce yourself....dozo

hai

I grew up in Fukuoka

I'm 18 years old and my name is Ichinose Miku

In order to get a lot of people to cheer for me

and become a wonderful idol I'll give it all that I've got

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

At first glance she looks nervous and Miku-chan is being quiet but

since we both grew up in the Fukuoka area

you still speak with a local dialect don't you?

hai

I talk in Hakata dialect with my friends

And with that she's going to speak in her local dialect

I'd like everybody to hear it so

she's going to respond to my questions in Hakata dialect

makes sense...this sounds good

Right away...Miku-chan what's your favorite food?

I like sweets but

among them I especially like chocolate

How much do you like chocolate?

I will practically not eat meals and just eat chocolate

I like it that much

Sounds like you really like it

Anything else?

any other favorite foods?

I also like squid noodles and surume dried squid

I recommend horse sashimi...I'll bring you some next time

arigatou

I'm looking forward to it

hai~

What was that? Sounded like something from a dream

[ bubbly ditzy time ]

And then regarding Ichinose Miku-chan

there are members in the group that she admires

Who is it?

Akimoto Manatsu-san and Yamashita Mizuki-san

Even though they have extraordinarily cute faces

they can also go all out to do comedy

I see

So that's what you admire about them

And what do those 2 have in common

its their deviously cute characters

I would like to be able to carry on the title of the deviously cute character

oh that's good

And with that said...this may sound sudden but

I'd like her to simulate a handshake event behind these acrylic panels

Himura-san will play the role of a fan

ah I'm doing this?

They've only got 1 minute Himura-san so you better hurry

hai

I'll play the role of handshake supervisor

[ Shitara the bouncer enters ]

hai dozo....next person in line

domo

hai....arigatou gozaimasu

[ everybody knew that was coming ]

What's wrong with your staff?

We're out of time....hai dozo

nice to meet you~

ah nice to meet you

Where did you travel from today?

I came from home...ah I shouldn't say home

I'm here from Sagamihara

Thanks for coming out to see me

arigatou

Will you always cheer for me from now on?

well of course...you're super cute

Just for today I'll show you my special move

special move?

MI~ KYUN KYUN

kyun kyun

hai arigatou gozaimashita

[ FINISH ]

What's your problem?

You got the full experience

That was pretty good

Could you face the camera and give us that pose once again?

MI~ KYUN KYUN

Akimoto...Yamashita

hai

senpais she admires....she mentioned your names

eh? I'm so happy

so happy

I want to coach her up so she'll be just like us

[ Hopes to create another naughty one ]

She wants to carry on the deviously cute character

I'd like her to continue it

But I don't think her special move is going to beat mine

eh? What's that?

ahhh~ there's no need for that right now

[ We ain't letting you do it ]

Is that your special move?

There's no need

But her MI~KYUN is similar to my ZUKKYUN

fine go ahead then

This will mark the start of your senpai apprenticeship

[ 10 year contract ]

Will you watch the move?

I use it for special occassions

hai dozo

To the hearts of everyone watching us on tv I say...

ZUKKYUN~

Seems like the quality hasn't changed

[ Leaves the same aftertaste ]

I only do it after saving it for a long time

Yamashita you don't have any special moves do you?

I do not have one

You don't?

I don't

Something based on YamaKen-san

Do something with YamaKen-san

Something from the YamaKen-san dance

Do the "Olé" part

[ Almost full MatsuKen ]

Would that look deviously cute?

Add in a wink

ah Olé....and then wink

Could you do it for us?

Olé!

yada yada yada~

That didn't look good at all

[ YamaKen fail ]

That wasn't good

It wasn't cute and it wasn't funny either

Making it funny depends on your own skills

[ Lacking comedy skills ]

Up last its the Okuda & Kubo pair

Can they do PR in 1 minute?

Here goes 1 minute of PR time....ready start

One more time please introduce yourself

I grew up in Chiba

I'm age 16 and in my first year of high school

I'm Okuda Iroha

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

This girl is positive

She's always positive...tell her anything and she'll make it into a positive

What would you tell me if I said it started raining?

I'd think about the desert

and remember that its much better than never raining at all

ah that's wonderful!

And with that...you can tell her anything and she'll make it positive

so if Bananaman-san would say something negative

This is messed up...my arm is broken in several places

What's your reply?

Well it won't get any worse than that

ah that's wonderful!

Himura-san do you have one?

All my teeth were pulled out...what should I do?

Put in all fake teeth and you'll look even better

[ The dental implants are in ]

30 seconds...30 seconds left

She's always positive and then...

Iroha-chan has many mini talents so

she's going to perform all of them today

mini talents?

ah Kubo is working hard

So right here I've got a lemon

What can you do with a lemon?

I can eat a lemon without making a sour face

Try one

itadakimasu

eat a lemon without making a face?

hold on now...is that lemon sour?

It was sour

Kubo you eat one

[ Needs verification ]

we don't know if its sour or not

ah that turned out great

They fit quite a lot into 1 minute

1 minute is so short

so short

But you did good with Kubo talking so fast

Was the lemon sour?

It was so sour that it seemed like something weird was going on

I can tell that its sour

but I think about the vitamin C

You make it a positive

[ Fights sourness with positivity ]

She said you can make anything positive...is that changing your way of thinking?

That's right

You told Himura-san to do what he's already done

[ Positivity that actually came true ]

She turned it into a positive for you Himura-san

We only did half of her PR

I feel pretty bad about it

Well you can keep going...I feel guilty giving her only 1 minute

Continuing on the mini talents series

this girl can dislocate her hip joint out of socket

[ Extreme mini talent ]

I wouldn't call that a mini talent at all

eh are you sure about this?

How do we tell?

If you get a close up of her you'll see it happen

Do you see it?

Isn't that ridiculous

Are you out of your hip socket now?

Its out

How is this?

Since I was little...

You can do both legs?

Won't it get dislocated with all the dancing you have to do?

Once its out of joint I can move my hips a lot more

Without dislocating it

I can still do low impact dancing

You can still move with it out of socket?

Its out of socket right now

now?

out of socket?

What happens if you move around?

With it out of socket my hip goes more to the right

I get more range of movement

If you had the time could you teach me how to do this?

[ Use the time loss to create a new gag ]

She can also fold her tongue into a flower shape

I can do that one too

[ Shitara's tongue talents ]

Plus she can move her ears

She can do lots of tricks with her body

How about you dislocate your hip

do the tongue thing 3 times and move your ears?

Can you do it?

Is your hip out of socket?

Its out

Could we see more tongue?

And also I have no more money...what should I do?

What should you do if you've run out of money?

You were supposed to make that into a positive

[ The positivity has gone ]

People looking like this are told to leave

[ Next week its more of the 5th generation PR mission ]

[ Will there be more unique members that will confuse and mislead Bananaman? ]

A song recorded for the release of the 29th single

the Music Video for [Kachi Aru Mono] has been released

General admission tickets for Kitano's graduation concert and the Under Live

go on sale on the 19th

Tickets to stream the event are also currently on sale