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my heart is

always looking round

one minute

time after time

i miss the

i've cried

just like that i fall in love again

yeah yep yeah yeah i got it two burgers

one fry okay we'll see you at the window

dude it's about some lady who collects

dolls i'm pretty sure you're wrong

well i've never seen it but i mean what

else could it be about hello dolly is

not about a doll collector

prove it

baby oh come on

we got to make through the night

you know we should sell this the only

problem is

it makes me gassy i'm sorry what did you

just say

attention shoppers i said it makes me

gassy

oh no i'm actually having

some tummy

dude you would be perfect

sure what for my reference well you'd

have to lie and say you're my supervisor

but

you're gonna faking it you could totally

pull it off preference for what

for the job i just interviewed for

you're leaving

i mean no not yet

you know maybe i'd have to get the job

first

and they want a reference so

would you wanna i thought we had fun

together

yeah we do but christina

this isn't a real job yeah but it's a

fun job i guess

christina

oh my god

can i come get some food your sign says

you're open

our dining room is closed you need to go

through the drive-through

i don't have a car i'm drunk it's not

safe for me to drive

you need to have a car and you need to

go through the drive-through

what do you say to that you need to go

through the drive-through

let me in sorry dude

okay have a good night

is he gone yeah oof

hey you're a little badass

handling a jerk face

hey yeah marseille dude you know

like that

is exactly why i'm leaving

so uh

what's with this new job anyway

christina i can't stay here forever

you know i got like

dreams and

sometimes you just gotta go for it you

know

washed up sleep

dude what was that

i am so

sorry

wow

can i just get a drink dude what the

go away

if if you give me a drink i'll go home

i will please

god okay fine fine

okay stay there

come on

come on here no you gotta open more i

can't grab that

come on come on please

thank you thank you very much

i never thought

hello can we order

please please call him police

why not burger closes in 10 minutes

better hurry then

no no no no no

what's up

what do you want i just want some

fries okay i'll make you some fries

um

hurry up

ketchup dude yeah do you have

mayo

order off

you gonna go

so get it

oh

thank you

you're such a badass i feel stupid

come on stupid dude you're my hero

the what is happening

you

you

look i'm sorry for kissing you

okay that wasn't cool i was just

i don't know scared of not kissing you

but when i look at you

i

i'm sorry i'm listening i'm listen i'm

listening

um we've just been friends for so long

and

the last thing i wanted to do was make

things uncomfortable

christina i'm sorry we need to call

9-1-1

i left my phone in the bathroom

okay we can use mine it's in my bra

i can't reach it can you get it uh

sure

uh but yeah like like i was saying

i just i didn't want to make anything

out of our friendship that it wasn't

and like i didn't want to cross any

boundaries and

that's your nipple this speech isn't

working i'm just going to call

one

9-1-1 what is the address of your

emergency uh

woody's on cyprus what is your emergency

my friend and i were stabbed by some

drunk guy okay paramedics and police are

on the way please stay on the line

is there still a threat of danger uh no

he

he he bailed after stabbing me in the

ass

that's awful what are your conditions

um bloody is vomit a condition

yes actually are there any children at

the scene

uh yeah yeah my niece

becky is here she's she's three years

old

she likes burgers

is this a prank it's illegal to call

9-1-1 without an emergency

no judy i am bleeding out of my

ass hey 9-1-1 lady is your name actually

juni my name is jackie

are you two on drugs no we're not on

drugs

becky are you on drugs

the police are arriving now both are

gonna be okay

oh

yes

you