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(Ryan) So, what do you
want to do today?
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Um. I think I'm gonna get some
work done. Do you mind?
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No, I'll get some
work done, too.
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(Sound of a baby crying
in another room)
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Are you seriously pretending
to be asleep right now?
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(Dave) What?
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Get up! It's your turn.
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I got up at three.
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I got up at five.
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I went to bed at one.
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You were wasting time online.
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I was writing!
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Hey, hon.
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Hey. What're you doing today?
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Working. I'm about to head over
to Trey's.
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You have to be back
by, like, 5:30.
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I will be.
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'kay.
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Don't you and Trey ever
get sick of each other?
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Lisa, he's my brother.
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I know, I just miss spending
Saturdays with you.
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We literally have three
scripts due this week, so...
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What're you doing here?
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Working out.
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Are those three pounds?
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Yeah.
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Can I feel it?
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This isn't gonna do anything.
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You might as well be standing
here, with no weights, just
moving your arms back and forth.
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Can't believe they
sell these things.
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Stop it.
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You can't--no--
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It's for toning.
I don't like to sweat.
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I love you.
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Don't be late!
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I won't!
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We haven't had sex in a while.
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It's bullshit!
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(She laughs) Well, we could do
something about it right now.
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Bree. I'm never gonna say no.
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Why am I the only one who
ever starts the dishwasher?
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You didn't start the dishwasher!
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(Dave, offscreen) What?!
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Nothing.
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Here, baby.
Gonna sit right there.
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Mm-hm.
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What's that?
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What?
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Nice 30-minute shower.
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It was 16 minutes. I timed it.
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How is it that I can get myself
and the kids ready in the same
amount of time it takes you to
get yourself ready?
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Well, remember how we read that
men's brains aren't wired for
multi-tasking?
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Well, how about finishing a
single task? Like, you never
start the dishwasher.
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I start the dishwasher
all the time.
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You think if you do something
once every three weeks, you do
it regularly.
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Well, once every three
weeks IS regularly.
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Oh my ga.
I want to kill you right now!
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(Josh) I'm anxious
about tonight.
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Why? It's gonna be fun.
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It's gonna be awkward as hell.
You shouldn't have set it up.
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You just, you have to admit,
you like to stir the pot.
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It was Ginger's suggestion.
And Chris was fine with it.
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I'll bet. Is he bringing that
girl? The one that he cheated
with?
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No. No. They're each coming
alone. They agreed.
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Poor Ginger.
I'll bet she's still a mess.
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(Michelle) I've been
thinking about Ginger.
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(Dave) Poor Ginger.
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I don't think it's a good idea
for her to be spending so much
time in Texas.
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Last time she came back, she'd
eaten so much fried food, all
she could fit into was her
sweatpants.
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Jesus.
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Marriage is like a
business contract.
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Each party signs the contract
because they're getting certain
things out of the deal--
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And when Chris married Ginger,
part of the deal was that she
was slim and attractive.
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Okay, but you shouldn't have to
worry about your spouse cheating
on you--
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just because you've gained
some weight over the years.
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SOME weight?
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Okay, Ginger's gotten huge. But
it's hard for her 'cause she's
such a good cook.
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I mean, I don't know how Chris
stayed so slim all these years.
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He's self-disciplined
because he's vain.
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I always knew he was going to
cheat. There's no way a guy
who's that good-looking is going
to stay faithful.
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You sound like you would've
cheated with him if you'd had
the chance.
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Unh--
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Whatever.
He was crazy to cheat on her.
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She's cool and she cooks, like,
a four-course dinner every
night.
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I mean, who cares about sex
when you can eat like a king?
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(Ryan) We're not leaving
until we own this town.
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Not this side, not the Valley.
The other side.
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I've been thinking about Ginger.
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Ah. Poor Ginger.
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Then I started thinking about
our sisters and your mother and
my mother and all the women we
know.
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And it's like we've seen
them all act a little crazy.
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Mm.
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So, I'm developing this theory.
That all women occasionally act
nuts.
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It's just a question of how
nuts--like, where are they on
the continuum.
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Yeah, well, that's what I like
about women. I think it's cool
how they can be unpredictable.
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It's holding us back. You know,
it makes men uncomfortable
because they're only used to
experiencing one emotion.
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Or maybe several. But you know
it all funnels down to the same
one--anger.
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And then they snap and
kill their whole family.
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So, all men are angry?
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Well, what blanket statement
can we make about men?
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It's what Thoreau said. Most are
leading lives of quiet
desperation.
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You know, they go to work and
they help with the kids and they
take out the trash
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And then they go to work and
they help with the kids and they
take out the trash...
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And the whole time?
They're daydreaming.
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About being big and important
and powerful and screwing
Scarlett Johansson. Or whoever.
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I'll buy that.
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You want to have sex
with Scarlett Johansson?
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No, I meant I buy
your theory, overall.
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(Bree) You don't want
to have sex with her?
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I don't find her attractive.
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Right!
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Believe it or not, when I
fantasize about having sex, it's
with you.
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Always?
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You never imagine yourself
having sex with anyone but me?
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And you never imagine yourself
having sex with anybody but me?
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I wish neither one of us were
ever attracted to anyone else.
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It IS like that.
Mostly. Seriously.
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It's like everything is built on
a foundation of little white
lies. We're living in a house of
cards.
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Who needs four cars?!
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I know. I guess they haven't
heard about the fossil fuel
situation.
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Michelle. We drive an SUV
and a station wagon.
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Yeah, but our next cars
are going to be hybrids.
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Oh, well, we can start judging
people once we get them.
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'kay.
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(Dave) You should find
out if he's hiring.
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(Michelle) Ugh.
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(Dave) You haven't staffed
in three seasons.
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(Michelle) He's a hack.
And his brother's a clown.
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A hack and a clown...
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You know that one of their
episodes is up for an Emmy?
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Really?
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I can guarantee they didn't
write it though. In TV,
everybody on staff contributes
to every episode.
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Well. This hack is 30 years old
and owns a house that costs--
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$2.5.
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Oh my god.
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Hi!
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Heeeey!!!
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(Music plays)
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They never hear us because
this house is so big.
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Lisa?
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Josh?
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Art. I guess they're
collecting now.
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That fucker. He's just over here
printing money.
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(Bree) Hello?
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(Ryan) Hello?
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Hi!
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Hi! How are you?
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Really good! How are you guys?
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Good to see you!
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Glad you could make it finally.
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We can stay out late, my mom's
babysitting for us, thank you.
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Yes!
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I am going to drink my ass off.
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No, it's your turn to get up
with Emma and Chloe tomorrow.
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Wow. I bet you guys can't
wait to have kids, right?
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(Josh laughs)
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No, you have to do it.
Seriously, it's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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Actually, we're trying
to get pregnant, so...
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Yeah, I could be good without
kids, but... whatever.
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What're you talking about? You
totally thought that baby was so
cute at the barbecue.
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All babies are cute. That's
their thing. But is that any
reason to make an irreversible
decision?
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Well, if you didn't want to have
kids, we shouldn't have gotten
married.
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Nice.
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What? I'm just saying.
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We're gonna tackle the
big issues tonight!
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(Ryan) So, where's
Ginger and Chris?
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(Lisa) I told them not to come
until 7:30, so that we could
have some time to discuss the
situation.
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(Josh) The puppet master.
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(Lisa) Stop calling me that.
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Wow. That picture is amazing.
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They got another TV?
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Check it out.
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Sloppy already.
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So. Chris and Ginger
are coming together?
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No. Separately.
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What was she doing in Texas?
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I have no idea because
she's not on Facebook.
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People who aren't on Facebook
think they're so cool.
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No offense, Bree.
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But really it's just a huge pain
in the ass for anybody who loves
them--
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because how are we
supposed to keep in touch?
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Yeah. And she never
checks her email, okay?
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She has this whole thing about
how email exists as a
convenience to us--
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and we're not supposed
to let it run our lives.
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And she says we have to
consciously decide how much time
we're gonna give it.
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See? This is why I love her.
Who else says stuff like that?
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I don't have time to consciously
decide to do anything. What am I
gonna do, call her?
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I don't have time to call
everybody I want to keep in
touch with. I have children.
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Well, she has Oliver.
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00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:19,450
Yeah, but he's 10. And there's a
huge difference between one and
two.
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When you have your first, you
think it's so hard, but when you
have two, it's a whole other
story.
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You're complaining.
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I'm not complaining, I'm just--
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You ARE complaining.
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Do you have Pepcid, or
something for stomachs?
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What's the matter?
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I don't know. I have social
anxiety or something?
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Why? It's just us.
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And George and Martha.
200
00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:50,458
Who's George and Martha?
201
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Elizabeth Taylor, Richard
Burton. "Who's Afraid of
Virginia Woolf?"
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Oh, is that a good movie?
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Is what good?
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Uh, "Who's Afraid of
Virginia Woolf?".
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I love that movie.
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I've never seen it.
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00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:06,492
What's that noise?
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00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:08,659
Oh! Someone must be
at the front door.
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Shoot, it's 7:30 already?
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(whispers) Josh has never seen
"Who's Afraid of Virginia
Woolf?".
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Hello!
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Hey--
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Oh my gosh!
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You look amazing!
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Oh--thank you! I still have a
couple more pounds to go, but
I'm getting there.
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No, you look awesome!
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Oh, um, Lisa, this is Brad.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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You're cute!
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He's an actor.
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Neat.
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00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,659
Uh, do you mind if I
use your bathroom?
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Sure, yeah.
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So...
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Uh, do you mind if I go, too? We
came from Malibu and you
practically have to stop for
snacks, you know?
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00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:04,408
Sure. Just use the powder
room, over there--
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That's okay, I'll
just use this one.
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Okay.
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Hey!
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Uh--
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Can we have sex?
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Brad!
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I wanna go down on you.
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Oh my ga.
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(Ryan) So, last time we talked,
you and Trey were trying to
write a movie together.
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(Dave) It's not easy, is it? I
always tell you TV guys features
aren't just longer, they're a
whole different animal.
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00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,825
It's hard to sustain a story
over a hundred pages.
239
00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:36,417
It's done, man.
We sold it last week.
240
00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:40,375
Really?
Who'd you guys sell it to?
241
00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:42,834
Will Ferrell and Adam McKay.
242
00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:46,825
That's great. That's fantastic.
243
00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:49,041
Yeah, those guys
are really funny.
244
00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:51,325
Yeah. They're doing alright.
245
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:55,825
You're a smartass. How much?
If you don't mind me asking?
246
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,959
Nah, it's fine, it was
in the trades. 800.
247
00:13:00,959 --> 00:13:02,450
$800,000?
248
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,667
No, 800 dollars.
249
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,625
(they laugh)
250
00:13:05,792 --> 00:13:06,959
Ah, man.
251
00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:10,909
What's wrong?
You look freaked out.
252
00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:12,325
Ginger lost weight.
253
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,575
Really?!
254
00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:21,033
Yeah. And she brought a guy. And
she went to the bathroom, and
this kid--he's, like, 20--he
asked if he could go, too.
255
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:23,909
And they're in the bathroom
together, right now.
256
00:13:23,959 --> 00:13:25,200
They're having sex?
257
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:26,075
I don't know.
258
00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:27,200
In the powder room?
259
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,283
Yeah.
260
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:31,200
They better not get anything on
the wallpaper, it's vintage.
261
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:36,834
See that? Rich people have
problems, too. They have to
worry about guests ejaculating
on their wallpaper.
262
00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:41,659
If I had said that, you would've
told me I was disgusting.
263
00:13:41,709 --> 00:13:44,867
It was funny. Ryan is funny.
264
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:46,450
I'm a comedy writer!
265
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,825
You're funny, Dave. It's just
that Ryan is used to, you know--
266
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:52,750
getting up in front of a hundred
people and making them laugh
their asses off.
267
00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:55,333
I can't believe you.
268
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,125
Oh my god!
269
00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:59,000
Hi!
270
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,367
You look awesome!
271
00:14:00,417 --> 00:14:01,700
Oh--thank you!
272
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,367
How did you lose the weight?
273
00:14:03,417 --> 00:14:06,375
I just was so busy working.
274
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:07,825
How are you?
275
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:08,367
Josh.
276
00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:09,700
I was catering a movie.
277
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:10,408
In Austin?
278
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:14,033
Yeah. That's how I met Brad.
He was part of the cast.
279
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,542
How's Oliver?
280
00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:18,375
He's great. He's with his
cousins. I go back on Monday.
281
00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:21,709
What's that noise?
282
00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:24,200
Oh! Someone must be
at the front door.
283
00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:26,000
That must be Chris.
284
00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:28,291
(Lisa) Has he seen you yet?
285
00:14:28,709 --> 00:14:30,333
No.
286
00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:32,667
He's going to shit a brick.
287
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:37,617
Hi!
288
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:38,700
Hi!
289
00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:39,991
How are you?
290
00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:41,158
Good. Good.
291
00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:43,291
Thank you.
292
00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:47,950
We haven't seen you in since--
293
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,533
Forever. I know.
294
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,959
Ahh... Ginger came, right?
295
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:55,208
Yeah, she's here.
296
00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,033
Hey, guys.
297
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:00,158
What's up?
298
00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:01,500
(Ryan) How're you doing?
299
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:02,991
You look beautiful.
300
00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:04,583
Thank you.
301
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,417
Ah, Chris. Nice to meet you.
302
00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:08,283
You, too. Brad.
303
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:11,033
Ah. How do you know
Josh and Lisa?
304
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:13,875
I just met them.
I'm here with Ginger.
305
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:15,834
Oh.
306
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,250
I thought we weren't
bringing anyone?
307
00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:21,291
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
308
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,533
You are wearing that
outfit that I love.
309
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,125
Yeah... (laughs)
310
00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:32,075
Who needs a drink?
311
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:35,166
(Everyone) I do.
312
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:42,200
This silverware has a
really nice weight to it.
313
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:45,784
I knew you'd notice. You always
appreciate nice things.
314
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:47,700
Yeah, I noticed it, too, I was
thinking about stealing some.
315
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:48,867
(the others laugh)
316
00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:51,533
Seriously, one spoon costs $200.
317
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:54,950
I wanna hear some of your new
material. Can we, after dinner?
318
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,367
No. C'mon.
319
00:15:56,417 --> 00:15:58,408
(Michelle) For us. C'mon.
320
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:04,500
Alright, I got some. Truthfully,
I've been traveling so much that
I really haven't had time to
write.
321
00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:07,083
Gotta make time. No excuses.
322
00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:10,834
Right.
No, I wrote today though, so...
323
00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:12,200
So did I.
324
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,709
Well, you screwed
around on the Internet.
325
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:16,291
I was working.
326
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:21,950
Oh, listen, there's a service
you can subscribe to that blocks
your access to the Internet for
up to 8 hours a day.
327
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:28,241
Is that where we're at right
now? We can't be
self-disciplined, we have to pay
someone to enforce discipline?
328
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:34,575
I know. It's lame. But, it only
costs $7.95 a month. It's
totally worth it.
329
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:37,041
Wow. You and Trey do that?
330
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:40,125
Ah, no. We don't have to.
We're very self-motivated.
331
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,450
Hm.
332
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,208
That's fantastic.
333
00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:46,792
(Ginger) So, Ry, where are
you performing these days?
334
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:51,825
All over. Atlanta.
Dallas. Pittsburgh.
335
00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:53,367
(Michelle) Have you been
going with him, Bree?
336
00:16:53,417 --> 00:16:55,792
No. I tape five
shows a week, so...
337
00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:57,542
Oh. Right.
338
00:16:57,792 --> 00:16:59,542
That many?
339
00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:02,367
Have you watched her show?
Oh, it's fantastic.
340
00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:04,417
I keep forgetting, I'm sorry.
341
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,075
I don't have time for that.
342
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,533
(Lisa) Send me the link again.
343
00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:13,408
I can't believe this. My own
friends. You know, I have
strangers writing me and telling
me they love it.
344
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:16,825
This one guy told me it
restored his faith in humanity.
345
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:19,158
But it's opera, right?
346
00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:20,533
(Josh) That's a tough sell.
347
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:21,959
I don't have time
to watch webisodes.
348
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,450
They're only 2 minutes long.
349
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:28,533
You know, one day Ryan and I are
going to leave L. A. and then
you'll all be sorry.
350
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:32,825
'Cause you'll just be talking
about how you saw Jim Carrey at
the dog park.
351
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:36,659
(Josh) Who saw Jim Carrey at the
dog park? Did you, did you see
him, for real?
352
00:17:36,709 --> 00:17:37,950
(Bree) I just made that up.
353
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:38,659
(Josh) Oh.
354
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:42,116
I'm just saying that your whole
lives will be one big Howard
Stern conversation.
355
00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:43,700
I love Howard Stern.
356
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:44,742
Love him.
357
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:46,875
That's depressing.
358
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:48,991
This chicken is very good.
359
00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:53,000
Oh, yeah.
Lisa's a good little orderer.
360
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,959
Um...
361
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:02,909
Did I tell you guys that I'm
going to London, with Josh and
Trey?
362
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:05,291
I thought you weren't going.
363
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:10,659
We did a spreadsheet on how much
she'd spend in London and how
much she'd spend here--
364
00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:14,825
and we think she'd spend more
here. Because there would be no
controls.
365
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:18,075
Yeah, because women are
stupid spendthrifts.
366
00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:19,825
It's just that you want more.
367
00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:23,867
They don't want more, they want
everything. They want to go to
all the new restaurants--
368
00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:29,617
they want all the best clothes,
they want to take the best
vacations, they want to get all
the best personal trainers--
369
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,950
You don't like new restaurants?
370
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,158
Well, yeah, but--
371
00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:35,533
And you don't wanna
take great vacations?
372
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:37,158
Well, yes, of course,
but that's not--
373
00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:38,408
We help you lead fuller lives.
374
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:39,617
(Michelle) Yes.
375
00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:40,834
(Lisa) Yeah.
376
00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:46,200
(Ryan) Hey.
So what's your script about?
377
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,667
Ah, which one?
378
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:52,533
I was talking about the spec
script that you sold, but uh,
how many do you have?
379
00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:56,825
Well, when that one went out,
everyone went nuts and wanted
meetings with us--
380
00:18:56,875 --> 00:19:02,700
So, of course, we had this
backlog of ideas we wanted to
pitch--
381
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:07,991
(Josh) So, we're working on an
animated film at Pixar,
Spielberg wants to do a comedy--
382
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:11,241
(Josh) So, we're writing
something for him, and--
383
00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:14,991
(Josh) We're working on a
project we would direct
ourselves.
384
00:19:15,041 --> 00:19:18,991
(Josh) Paramount would finance.
Nothing huge, but they want to
be in business with us
385
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:22,742
And, one of our TV episodes
was nominated for an Emmy.
386
00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:23,700
(Ryan) Oh, that's great.
387
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:24,950
Congratulations.
388
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,500
That's great news.
389
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:31,241
You know what? I'm going to go
open one of the bottles we
brought. Anybody need anything
else?
390
00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:33,375
(Ryan) I'm going
to get ours, too.
391
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,825
(Ryan) I wanna read that
spec script he sold.
392
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,659
We should ask him.
393
00:19:38,709 --> 00:19:43,033
Nah, because, he'll think that
we have a chip on our shoulder,
that we just wanna see if it's
good. I'm telling ya.
394
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:47,250
How could it be? Have you seen
his show? It's so hacky.
395
00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:49,659
Eight hundred thousand dollars.
396
00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:53,700
It's 'cause he's self-confident.
Confidence is everything in this
town.
397
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,333
I'm self-confident, hanh?
398
00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:59,417
I got a two-bedroom
teardown in the Valley.
399
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:02,700
Yeah, but Studio City's cool.
It's not really the Valley.
400
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:09,500
Don't patronize me. Alright?
When we trade up, we'll move to
the west side, alright?
401
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:16,917
We like the Valley, we're very
middle-class. When I bought Bree
the Volvo, she acted like she'd
won the lottery.
402
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:20,333
Must be nice to have a
wife you can please.
403
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,875
She's the best.
404
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,909
(Lisa) I have to do
something about it--
405
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,867
(Josh) It's humbling
just to be nominated--
406
00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:29,575
(Lisa) They have sticky things--
407
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,784
(Chris) Right.
And it might not happen again--
408
00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:36,542
(Brad) Bree? Bree?
That's an unusual name.
409
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:38,742
Yeah, my mom had
just seen "Klute."
410
00:20:38,792 --> 00:20:43,125
Really? Your mom must be very
interesting, to name you after a
hooker.
411
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:47,875
(Brad) I mean, um,
uh, a prostitute.
412
00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:51,033
Is "Klute" good?
I haven't seen that.
413
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,417
(under her breath)
Never seen "Klute"?!
414
00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:57,709
So, how'd you two meet?
415
00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:03,208
I was working on a film
that shot in Austin.
416
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:05,041
Crew?
417
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:07,075
No, no, I'm an actor.
418
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:10,542
Mm. Big role? Small one?
419
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:14,200
As actors, we're taught to
believe that there are no small
roles.
420
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:17,742
Right. So, small. What movie?
421
00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:19,533
(Brad) "Spaceman."
422
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,659
Mm. I read the script.
423
00:21:21,709 --> 00:21:29,458
Well. I read the first 10 pages.
It was actually so bad, I
couldn't finish it.
424
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,659
(Chris) How old are you?
425
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,283
Twenty-six.
426
00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:36,659
That's young.
427
00:21:36,709 --> 00:21:42,333
Yeah. He knows nothing about the
heartache of soft erections.
428
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:44,659
(the others laugh)
429
00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:47,375
(Josh) Wow.
430
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,825
Plus, everyone our age is
married. So...
431
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:56,667
Yeah, but not all these
marriages are going to last. I
mean, the divorce rate is 50%.
432
00:21:57,792 --> 00:22:00,500
(Music starts)
433
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:08,158
My wife. Twelve years we've been
together.
434
00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:14,408
Yeah. And what's great about it
is--and it kinda gets me choked
up a little bit--we're very
supportive of each other.
435
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,742
We look out for each other,
try to make each other happy.
436
00:22:17,792 --> 00:22:23,450
Like, lately, she's been giving
me a lot of blow jobs. Which is
awesome.
437
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:30,792
(Ryan) And it's occurred to her
that maybe blow jobs are
fattening, because she's been
gaining a little weight.
438
00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:40,075
The other day we're lying in bed
and she says to me, "Look, I'm
thinking that maybe sperm has a
lot of calories."
439
00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:43,033
(Ryan) So, I immediately go
into problem-solving mode.
440
00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:46,367
I'm like, "Why don't you
start skipping lunch?"
441
00:22:46,417 --> 00:22:48,116
That was mean.
442
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:50,492
That's hilarious, what're
you talking about?
443
00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:51,750
Funny, Ryan.
444
00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:54,659
I'm just gonna play you guys
the first few notes, okay?
445
00:22:54,709 --> 00:22:56,659
(Josh) Oh, hey, hey, hey--
446
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,792
Thank you.
447
00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:05,542
(An opera song begins and plays
for several moments while they
listen)
448
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,575
(Bree turns off the opera song)
449
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:38,950
Did you guys get chills?
450
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,166
(they laugh)
451
00:23:41,291 --> 00:23:44,075
Are you serious?! How are you
guys not affected by that song?
452
00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:45,617
It was really beautiful, Bree.
453
00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:46,784
(Lisa) It was gorgeous.
454
00:23:46,834 --> 00:23:48,033
Hey, you guys wanna play poker?
455
00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:49,408
Yes!
456
00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:50,241
Yes.
457
00:23:50,291 --> 00:23:54,033
No. It's too late to start a
game. It's ten o'clock, we have
to stop drinking.
458
00:23:54,083 --> 00:23:59,208
No. No one stop drinking. You
guys have to spend the night.
Everyone should stay here,
tonight.
459
00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:00,700
(Josh) Really?
460
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:03,333
(Lisa) Yeah. What's the point of
having this big house, right?
461
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:04,625
Alright.
462
00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:06,208
Call your mom.
463
00:24:06,458 --> 00:24:09,283
It's been so long since
I've gotten shitfaced!
464
00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:12,867
We can play poker all night,
and watch the sun rise--
465
00:24:12,917 --> 00:24:16,709
I feel alive. I'm alive, honey.
466
00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:19,325
Stop feeling alive.
467
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,542
I'm alive!
468
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:24,991
Don't feel sorry for me.
469
00:24:25,041 --> 00:24:26,617
We don't feel sorry for you.
470
00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:28,625
We feel bad for you.
471
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:33,709
That's funny.
Because I feel bad for you.
472
00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:35,917
Why?!
473
00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:40,417
Well, neither of you seem
very happy right now.
474
00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:42,208
Me and Michelle?
475
00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:45,375
Why are you singling us out?
476
00:24:45,792 --> 00:24:48,583
Ryan and Bree are happy.
477
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,500
Well--yeah--we're happy. But--
478
00:24:52,709 --> 00:24:55,667
What makes you think
Dave and I aren't happy?
479
00:24:56,208 --> 00:24:57,825
Seriously?
480
00:24:57,875 --> 00:25:02,575
Bree said earlier that you guys
were like the couple in "Who's
Afraid of Virginia Woolf?".
481
00:25:02,625 --> 00:25:05,158
I mean, earlier, my
stomach hurt, so I was--
482
00:25:05,208 --> 00:25:06,408
Great, so everybody
thinks we're a mess.
483
00:25:06,458 --> 00:25:08,033
Oh, we don't think
you're a mess--
484
00:25:08,083 --> 00:25:11,458
Look, I get it. You've got young
kids. It's hard.
485
00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:14,333
Josh and I are trying
to get pregnant.
486
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,959
Of course you are.
487
00:25:17,291 --> 00:25:19,291
What does that mean?
488
00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:23,667
I just feel like we're all
making the same mistakes our
parents made.
489
00:25:23,750 --> 00:25:27,825
You're on shaky ground so you
want to throw kids into the mix?
490
00:25:27,875 --> 00:25:31,208
You think I'm on shaky ground?
491
00:25:31,959 --> 00:25:39,742
You know how Josh acts like he's
being funny because he's smiling
or making some sort of joke
but--
492
00:25:39,792 --> 00:25:43,875
really he's just
criticizing you?
493
00:25:44,041 --> 00:25:45,583
Yeah.
494
00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:50,991
It seems like he
doesn't respect you.
495
00:25:51,041 --> 00:25:54,033
(Michelle mouths, "What the--?
" to Bree)
496
00:25:54,083 --> 00:25:58,784
Well... he has really high
expectations of everyone,
himself included.
497
00:25:58,834 --> 00:26:03,533
So, he's critical.
But I think that he respects me.
498
00:26:03,583 --> 00:26:06,500
I know he respects me.
499
00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:15,208
That asshole.
He doesn't respect me!
500
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,450
Well, maybe he does,
I don't know?
501
00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:20,709
No! No, he doesn't,
I know he doesn't.
502
00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:24,742
Well, why don't you talk to him
about it? If you call him on it,
he's gonna have to change.
503
00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:26,625
That's optimistic.
504
00:26:26,917 --> 00:26:33,583
I know you're into positive
thinking and the power of
intention and all that shit, but
sometimes it's just not
505
00:26:51,041 --> 00:26:52,450
(Ginger) What are you doing?
506
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:55,033
I'm gonna do a spreadsheet, to
see if I can afford to leave
him.
507
00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:57,408
Nooo!
Wait, that was just my opinion.
508
00:26:57,458 --> 00:27:01,700
Hey, I could be totally wrong.
Everybody knows I'm a little
screwed up right now.
509
00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:05,492
When we're done with her, let's
do me. I think I can get some
money from my parents.
510
00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:07,533
You don't want to get a divorce.
511
00:27:07,583 --> 00:27:09,659
Yeah, you do not want
to get a divorce.
512
00:27:09,709 --> 00:27:12,825
Dave and I are really
having problems right now.
513
00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:16,367
Listen, I get it, okay?
You love your kids--
514
00:27:16,417 --> 00:27:18,492
They're the best thing
that ever happened to me.
515
00:27:18,542 --> 00:27:22,116
But they're at an age where they
require constant attention.
516
00:27:22,166 --> 00:27:26,617
And it doesn't matter how much
you love them, there's a part of
you that is angry.
517
00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:29,700
(Ginger) Because you don't
have a life anymore.
518
00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:34,325
(Ginger) I know. So you start
taking it out on the person
closest to you--your spouse.
519
00:27:34,375 --> 00:27:37,742
You know, I read this book
about how, in some cultures--
520
00:27:37,792 --> 00:27:42,867
couples don't even pretend they
can stay together for the first
5 years of the child's life.
521
00:27:42,917 --> 00:27:46,325
(Bree) So, the man--he leaves
the home and he goes and sleeps
somewhere else--
522
00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:50,825
and he just comes home to, you
know, make repairs to the
thatched hut and give the wife
money.
523
00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:56,625
And the woman--she gives all her
attention to the child, and her
mother and sisters and aunts
help her raise it.
524
00:27:57,083 --> 00:28:00,575
That's pretty smart.
Most American women, though,
525
00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:05,450
would not be okay with their
husband sleeping with another
woman while we have to deal with
the kids.
526
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:10,033
Dave can be really annoying.
He does all these little things.
527
00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:13,125
Everybody does all
these little things.
528
00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:17,834
Look. I know he's a good person.
And I love him and I wish him
well.
529
00:28:17,917 --> 00:28:23,700
But what would be perfect is if
we were really rich and could
have two houses--
530
00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:26,950
so we could live near each
other but not together.
531
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,617
Which would lead to divorce.
Because why would you be married
to someone if you can live
without them?
532
00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:36,825
Or, yeah, we'd get divorced. But
we'd stay friends, and I'd hire
two nannies, so I could have
round-the-clock help.
533
00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:42,033
Which would lead to you never
seeing your kids. So you'd feel
guilty and you would indulge
them--
534
00:28:42,083 --> 00:28:46,417
and then they would just be more
and more demanding and you'd all
be miserable.
535
00:28:46,709 --> 00:28:49,333
I feel really overwhelmed.
536
00:28:51,208 --> 00:28:52,617
(Chris) So, is this about the
Emmy thing you were talking
about?
537
00:28:52,667 --> 00:28:55,325
(Josh) This guy,
he's out of control.
538
00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:56,325
He helped you with that?
539
00:28:56,375 --> 00:28:58,784
(Josh) Yeah, he helped me.
Makes all this money--
540
00:28:58,834 --> 00:29:01,659
When he signed the deal with
ABC, they backed the truck up.
541
00:29:01,709 --> 00:29:07,750
Yeah, he is loaded. And now
everyone's kissing his ass.
Actresses who audition for his
show--
542
00:29:07,792 --> 00:29:13,784
and there he is, stuck with his
college sweetheart, whom he
thought was the best he was ever
going to do.
543
00:29:13,834 --> 00:29:15,033
She's cute.
544
00:29:15,083 --> 00:29:19,458
Yeah, but she's not beautiful. I
mean, he could have his pick
now.
545
00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:23,617
Yeah, but do you really wanna be
with someone who's only with you
because you have money?
546
00:29:23,667 --> 00:29:29,450
A young guy's perspective.
Probably when we're that old,
we'll settle for getting a
beautiful woman any way we can.
547
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:32,283
What're you talking about? Are
you planning on being single?
548
00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:34,492
Hey.
It's touch-and-go at my house.
549
00:29:34,542 --> 00:29:38,533
It's great being young, huh? The
women are more fun? Easier to
please, I guess.
550
00:29:38,583 --> 00:29:43,158
That's what makes them not fun.
Women your age, they're harder
to satisfy.
551
00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:45,041
I guess I like the challenge.
552
00:29:46,458 --> 00:29:48,750
(the others laugh, cynical)
553
00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:50,784
You just have to get through
the next couple of years.
554
00:29:50,834 --> 00:29:52,575
The kids will get easier.
555
00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:57,283
And in the meantime, you have to
remember why you married Dave to
begin with.
556
00:29:57,333 --> 00:30:02,083
And yes--you have to make
yourself have sex with him.
557
00:30:02,208 --> 00:30:06,283
No. I have nooo desire. None.
558
00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:08,500
We don't have sex either.
559
00:30:08,583 --> 00:30:11,959
I just don't care about it.
At all.
560
00:30:13,083 --> 00:30:16,991
Okay. Well, it will be
your problem eventually.
561
00:30:17,041 --> 00:30:23,158
I mean, you can't tell a guy,
"Hey, we're married, and you can
never have sex with anyone else
again."
562
00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:26,909
"Oh, and by the way, you can
never have sex with me again."
563
00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:30,575
I mean, eventually he's going to
decide that that's a bunch of
bullshit
564
00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:33,991
and he's gonna find somebody
else to have sex with.
565
00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:36,283
(Bree) The oppressed
will rise up.
566
00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:38,241
Is that what happened
with you and Chris?
567
00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:40,909
Do you think he was justified
in having the affair?
568
00:30:40,959 --> 00:30:42,333
No.
569
00:30:42,667 --> 00:30:45,825
At least, I would
never tell him that.
570
00:30:45,875 --> 00:30:51,742
But yeah, we didn't have sex. I
just, I just didn't feel like
it.
571
00:30:51,792 --> 00:30:54,083
But he's so good-looking.
572
00:30:55,959 --> 00:30:58,158
I'm just saying--
573
00:30:58,208 --> 00:31:01,158
I mean, if she didn't feel
like having sex with Chris--
574
00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:04,241
how am I supposed to feel
like having sex with Dave?
575
00:31:04,291 --> 00:31:05,617
(Lisa) That's so mean!
576
00:31:05,667 --> 00:31:12,417
What? It's just sometimes I look
at him and he already seems
middle-aged.
577
00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:17,158
Well, we almost are.
It's not that far off.
578
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:20,742
Actually, I read this
book by Desmond Morris--
579
00:31:20,792 --> 00:31:24,200
that says men's waists
expand as they get older--
580
00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:27,575
and their shoulders get
more narrow and rounded--
581
00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:30,367
and this is all part of
nature's grand plan--
582
00:31:30,417 --> 00:31:33,367
so that they will be less
attractive to other women--
583
00:31:33,417 --> 00:31:36,375
so that they will stay with
their wives and help raise the
children.
584
00:31:36,667 --> 00:31:39,417
How do you find time
to read all this shit?
585
00:31:39,959 --> 00:31:41,575
Dave is awesome.
586
00:31:41,625 --> 00:31:43,450
I find him very attractive.
587
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,991
I love Dave. He's--he's great.
588
00:31:46,041 --> 00:31:47,867
He would freak if he heard this.
589
00:31:47,917 --> 00:31:49,241
You should tell him.
590
00:31:49,291 --> 00:31:51,784
Yeah, why don't you, if
it'd give him a boost?
591
00:31:51,834 --> 00:31:53,116
No.
592
00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:54,583
(Bree) Why?
593
00:31:54,625 --> 00:31:58,700
Because.
I don't want to give him power.
594
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,450
(Lisa) Michelle! (Ginger) Ohh!
595
00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:01,742
(Michelle) What?
596
00:32:01,792 --> 00:32:03,291
Okay, that's bitchy.
597
00:32:03,375 --> 00:32:06,542
I guess I'm in a bad
place right now.
598
00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:08,575
Yeah.
599
00:32:08,625 --> 00:32:10,283
Obviously I am, too.
600
00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:15,492
Why else would I be hanging out
with a 26-year-old actor in
Malibu?
601
00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:17,450
I love Malibu.
602
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:20,158
Tell us about the sex.
With the actor.
603
00:32:20,208 --> 00:32:23,200
No, you do not get to ask
questions about sex.
604
00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:24,492
(Bree) Why not?
605
00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:26,825
Because you're not willing to
reveal anything about yourself.
606
00:32:26,875 --> 00:32:29,659
I will tell you anything you
want to know about my sex life.
607
00:32:29,709 --> 00:32:33,742
Yeah. You and Ryan have good
sex. We know.
608
00:32:33,792 --> 00:32:36,742
I'm saying you won't talk
about other guys, ever.
609
00:32:36,792 --> 00:32:39,909
Like, you won't even admit
it if somebody else is hot.
610
00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:41,950
It's as if that's
cheating on Ryan.
611
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:42,950
I know it's not cheating.
612
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,241
(Michelle) Of course it's not!
613
00:32:44,291 --> 00:32:46,583
But, it's a little
bit of a betrayal.
614
00:32:46,625 --> 00:32:49,033
How is it a betrayal?!
615
00:32:49,083 --> 00:32:52,950
Obviously, George Clooney
was hot in "The American."
616
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:57,950
Okay? And it probably wouldn't
be unpleasant to have sex with
him.
617
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,575
Everybody knows that,
including Ryan.
618
00:33:00,625 --> 00:33:04,784
So, I just don't think it's a
big deal to acknowledge what
everybody else knows to be true.
619
00:33:04,834 --> 00:33:06,617
Was that good, "The American"?
We didn't see that one.
620
00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:09,492
How does Josh write movies
when he's never seen one?
621
00:33:09,542 --> 00:33:11,950
We see movies all the time.
622
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,700
But you just studiously
avoid the good ones?
623
00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:19,458
Just because we don't see the
kind of movies you see--you're a
snob, Bree.
624
00:33:19,667 --> 00:33:22,408
Am I? Or are you people
just disappointing?
625
00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:23,784
Jon Stewart.
626
00:33:23,834 --> 00:33:24,991
He's great.
627
00:33:25,041 --> 00:33:27,241
(Michelle) Yeah, I know he's
great but do you ever think it'd
be fun to have sex with him?
628
00:33:27,291 --> 00:33:29,075
Michelle.
629
00:33:29,125 --> 00:33:30,158
Jason Bateman!
630
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:33,333
No, stop, I'm going
to break her.
631
00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:41,241
(Michelle) Matt Damon. In "The
Bourne Identity. " When he's
washing Franke Potente's hair.
632
00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:43,041
She's cute!
633
00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:49,617
He can kill anyone with his bare
hands. But he's a good person,
and he barely ever speaks--
634
00:33:49,667 --> 00:33:54,667
which is so hot. And when he
does, he says the perfect thing.
635
00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:57,450
He's got very good dialogue.
636
00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:59,241
Tony Gilroy wrote it.
637
00:33:59,291 --> 00:34:02,283
No, don't do that. This is not a
discussion of the script, 'kay.
638
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:06,700
I'm saying, Matt Damon in all
the Bourne movies is hot as
hell--
639
00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:08,700
and you know you've thought
about having sex with him--
640
00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:10,917
and I demand that you admit it!
641
00:34:12,208 --> 00:34:13,950
C'mon, just admit it!
642
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,075
I will happily admit that I want
to have sex with other guys.
643
00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:20,784
Every person in a relationship
wants to have sex with other
people.
644
00:34:20,834 --> 00:34:23,825
So what! Who cares?
It's human nature!
645
00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:28,250
I think we can assume she
finds other guys attractive.
646
00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:31,458
I'll reveal something personal.
647
00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:35,333
When Ryan and I have sex, I
can't look into his eyes.
648
00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:38,917
At least not for more
than a couple of seconds.
649
00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:42,625
It's like it's too
intimate or something.
650
00:34:47,709 --> 00:34:49,784
(Michelle) Let's get donuts.
651
00:34:49,834 --> 00:34:52,991
Just put off getting married for
as long as you can, that's all
we're saying.
652
00:34:53,041 --> 00:34:56,075
Well, no, get married whenever
you want, just, you know, choose
wisely.
653
00:34:56,125 --> 00:34:59,200
Oh, no shit. Choose as if your
life depended on it.
654
00:34:59,250 --> 00:35:01,408
You're not thinking
about that now, right?
655
00:35:01,458 --> 00:35:02,575
Marriage?
656
00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:05,208
No. No. You know, I'm--
657
00:35:05,875 --> 00:35:07,667
Twenty-six.
658
00:35:08,166 --> 00:35:09,700
This fucking guy, huh?
659
00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:10,825
(Josh) Oh, I know, right?
660
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:12,700
I would kill to be 26 again.
661
00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:16,500
I wouldn't screw it up this
time. I'd show everybody how
it's done.
662
00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:18,742
What is that dance?
663
00:35:18,792 --> 00:35:20,283
It's the 'how you do it' dance.
664
00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:21,200
(the others laugh)
665
00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:23,200
Did you get your
medicine today, or no?
666
00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:26,200
(the others laugh)
667
00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:29,200
(Music plays)
668
00:35:29,250 --> 00:35:32,291
Look at all these cool people.
669
00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:39,033
I never meet anyone. I'm always
cooped up in that stupid house
or running errands.
670
00:35:39,083 --> 00:35:40,959
Your house is awesome.
671
00:35:41,208 --> 00:35:43,166
You should be grateful.
672
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:45,659
I know. You're right.
673
00:35:45,709 --> 00:35:47,417
We're all really blessed.
674
00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:51,917
I know.
We are really, really fortunate.
675
00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:55,792
You see that guy?
676
00:35:55,834 --> 00:35:57,200
(Lisa) Yeah.
677
00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:58,542
I'd fuck him.
678
00:35:58,875 --> 00:35:59,950
Really?
679
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,417
(Michelle) Yep.
680
00:36:01,709 --> 00:36:04,000
You know who I think is hot?
681
00:36:04,417 --> 00:36:05,617
Brad.
682
00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:06,700
I know.
683
00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:07,909
(Lisa laughs)
684
00:36:07,959 --> 00:36:12,417
Ginger is so lucky. I mean,
she's not lucky, she's getting a
divorce, but...
685
00:36:12,667 --> 00:36:16,450
Ah... Chris is so good-looking--
686
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,917
and now she gets to
have sex with Brad.
687
00:36:19,041 --> 00:36:22,575
Do you ever wish you could just
put your marriage on hold for a
little while?
688
00:36:22,625 --> 00:36:27,834
Be single again, you know, just
for a little bit, then go back
to being married.
689
00:36:27,917 --> 00:36:30,492
Probably nobody would go back.
690
00:36:30,542 --> 00:36:36,367
I just miss feeling excited,
about anything, you know?
691
00:36:36,417 --> 00:36:41,617
When you meet somebody new, it's
so exciting, those feelings.
692
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:43,617
It's like when you
were in high school--
693
00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:45,617
and you would be
going to a party--
694
00:36:45,667 --> 00:36:49,450
and you didn't know if a guy
that you liked was going to be
there but--
695
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:55,241
--you just didn't know what was
going to happen. Would you get
to talk to him, would you get to
make out?
696
00:36:55,291 --> 00:36:57,450
We used to play Seven
Minutes in Heaven.
697
00:36:57,500 --> 00:37:00,825
We never did that!
I'm so bummed!
698
00:37:00,875 --> 00:37:02,959
It was awesome.
699
00:37:09,834 --> 00:37:11,875
Hey, you guys?
700
00:37:12,208 --> 00:37:13,367
Yeah?
701
00:37:13,417 --> 00:37:16,784
I have an idea, but, uh, Bree,
you're not gonna approve.
702
00:37:16,834 --> 00:37:18,408
Yeah?
703
00:37:18,458 --> 00:37:22,116
When we get back to the house,
let's tell the guys we want to
play Seven Minutes in Heaven.
704
00:37:22,166 --> 00:37:22,909
(Lisa laughs)
705
00:37:22,959 --> 00:37:24,075
(Michelle squeals)
706
00:37:24,125 --> 00:37:26,241
Wait. You mean the game
where you go in the--
707
00:37:26,291 --> 00:37:27,917
Yes!
708
00:37:28,125 --> 00:37:29,750
(Ginger) Okay. (laughs)
709
00:37:29,875 --> 00:37:30,917
(Lisa) Yes!
710
00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:32,709
(Bree) Seriously?
711
00:37:35,834 --> 00:37:37,241
We have an idea.
712
00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:38,742
It's kind of unorthodox.
713
00:37:38,792 --> 00:37:40,450
Unorthodox.
Where'd you get that?
714
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:41,950
What do you mean?
715
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,617
I've never heard you
use that word before.
716
00:37:43,667 --> 00:37:46,875
I read books, Josh! More than
you do, and you're a writer!
717
00:37:47,375 --> 00:37:50,417
We want to play Seven
Minutes in Heaven.
718
00:37:50,792 --> 00:37:51,950
What's that?
719
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:52,867
Isn't that the thing where you--
720
00:37:52,917 --> 00:37:55,742
It's a game where two people go
in a closet and make out for
seven minutes.
721
00:37:55,792 --> 00:37:59,283
Okay, but... I can make out
with you anytime I want to,
722
00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:01,200
and I don't have
to go in a closet
723
00:38:01,250 --> 00:38:03,875
and I don't have to do it
for the full seven minutes.
724
00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:05,333
(the others laugh)
725
00:38:05,375 --> 00:38:10,959
I'm not talking about spouses
with spouses. We're talking
about random pairings.
726
00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:14,333
What the hell are
you talking about?
727
00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:17,750
(Lisa and Michelle) Seven
Minutes in Heaven!
728
00:38:18,166 --> 00:38:20,208
You wanna play this game?
729
00:38:20,667 --> 00:38:22,417
Seven Minutes in the Closet?
730
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,116
Seven Minutes in Heaven.
731
00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:25,283
Whatever.
732
00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:27,033
No. Do you?
733
00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:29,283
No. Hell no.
These people are nuts.
734
00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:32,375
I know, I know.
Apparently we're boring.
735
00:38:33,792 --> 00:38:35,200
You wanna play?!
736
00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:36,991
No! Do you?!
737
00:38:37,041 --> 00:38:38,667
No!
738
00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:43,575
Michelle thinks we're fearful
and naive. We're not
adventurous.
739
00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:46,991
Being adventurous is, like,
riding a motorcycle across South
America--
740
00:38:47,041 --> 00:38:49,291
that's adventurous.
741
00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:52,792
Letting another guy make out
with your wife--that's stupid.
742
00:38:53,083 --> 00:38:54,250
Wikipedia.
743
00:38:57,250 --> 00:39:01,742
Seven Minutes in Heaven is a
kissing game first played by
teenagers
744
00:39:01,792 --> 00:39:03,909
in Cincinnati in
the early 1950s.
745
00:39:03,959 --> 00:39:07,825
See? Midwesterners know how to
party because their winters are
so long.
746
00:39:07,875 --> 00:39:09,241
(the others laugh)
747
00:39:09,291 --> 00:39:13,325
Two people selected go into a
closet or another dark enclosed
space--
748
00:39:13,375 --> 00:39:15,825
and do whatever they
like for seven minutes.
749
00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:17,367
(Chris) Mm-hm.
750
00:39:17,417 --> 00:39:19,083
This is what you wanna do?
751
00:39:19,208 --> 00:39:20,492
Yeah.
752
00:39:20,542 --> 00:39:22,333
So, are you guys in?
753
00:39:22,792 --> 00:39:25,083
No./Okay./No./Yes.
754
00:39:25,208 --> 00:39:27,166
Okay./No./Okay./No.
755
00:39:30,917 --> 00:39:34,367
If we did this, you'd regret
it and you'd be jealous--
756
00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:37,500
and I'd hear about it
til the day I die.
757
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:39,709
Don't flatter yourself.
758
00:39:40,625 --> 00:39:42,834
O-kay. Okay.
759
00:39:42,875 --> 00:39:45,917
I'm in. What about you two?
Are you in?
760
00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:46,659
No.
761
00:39:46,709 --> 00:39:47,575
No.
762
00:39:47,625 --> 00:39:50,700
C'mon. Either we all do
it or none of us plays.
763
00:39:50,750 --> 00:39:51,784
We're not gonna play.
764
00:39:51,834 --> 00:39:52,991
We're not going to play.
765
00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:54,792
(Michelle) Unh--
766
00:39:54,917 --> 00:39:56,533
So, should we still play?
767
00:39:56,583 --> 00:39:57,492
Yeah.
768
00:39:57,542 --> 00:39:59,367
(Lisa) Yeah.
769
00:39:59,417 --> 00:40:01,659
Can I talk to you for a second?
770
00:40:01,709 --> 00:40:03,458
O-kay.
771
00:40:03,917 --> 00:40:05,542
(Josh) You're in trouble.
772
00:40:17,291 --> 00:40:19,250
Look at that view.
773
00:40:22,291 --> 00:40:23,825
I want a pool.
774
00:40:23,875 --> 00:40:25,325
Are you crazy?
775
00:40:25,375 --> 00:40:28,784
I just wanna do something
different. Unpredictable.
776
00:40:28,834 --> 00:40:30,825
Every day I wake up and I
do the exact same thing.
777
00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:34,325
I try to get some writing done
but mostly I just change
diapers--
778
00:40:34,375 --> 00:40:39,033
and clean up after the kids and
straighten up the house and feed
the kids--
779
00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:42,450
and read 'em a bedtime story and
then spend hours trying to put
Chloe to sleep--
780
00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:47,241
and then I wake up the next day
and do the exact same thing
except maybe I go to Target.
781
00:40:47,291 --> 00:40:52,241
If I seriously stopped to think
about what my life has become, I
would freak out.
782
00:40:52,291 --> 00:40:53,617
You wanted kids.
783
00:40:53,667 --> 00:40:57,825
Dave, I love Emma and Chloe.
They're the best thing that ever
happened to me--
784
00:40:57,875 --> 00:41:01,125
Stop saying that. Obviously you
don't really feel that way.
785
00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:05,867
If you think for a second that I
don't adore them, then you're
crazy.
786
00:41:05,917 --> 00:41:08,116
Why else would I do
everything for them?
787
00:41:08,166 --> 00:41:10,367
Then why can't you do
everything for them happily?
788
00:41:10,417 --> 00:41:13,283
You have to complain about
it every step of the way.
789
00:41:13,333 --> 00:41:16,200
Why can't you be one of those
women that's, just, you know,
happy?
790
00:41:16,250 --> 00:41:17,492
Because it's hard!
791
00:41:17,542 --> 00:41:20,659
No, it isn't. You just decide
you're going to be happy and
then you do it!
792
00:41:20,709 --> 00:41:23,950
You know? Sometimes a person
just has to have self-control.
793
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,742
It's not like you're Mr.
Sunshine, walking around all
cheerful.
794
00:41:26,792 --> 00:41:29,325
Because my wife is
always dissatisfied.
795
00:41:29,375 --> 00:41:32,166
It's human nature to want more.
796
00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:39,075
I'm not sexist, you know I'm
not, but I think this is a
gender thing.
797
00:41:39,125 --> 00:41:41,917
Women always want more.
798
00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:45,583
Well, I can think of one thing
men always want more of.
799
00:41:45,959 --> 00:41:47,158
Sex.
800
00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:48,742
And now here's your chance.
801
00:41:48,792 --> 00:41:50,492
What, we're gonna have
sex with these people?
802
00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:51,750
It's a kissing game.
803
00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:53,825
Why can't we play Cranium?
804
00:41:53,875 --> 00:41:56,575
Dave. This is your chance
to make out with someone.
805
00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:58,825
It's YOUR chance to
make out with someone.
806
00:41:58,875 --> 00:42:00,325
What do you care?!
807
00:42:00,375 --> 00:42:03,200
I walk around with food in my
teeth and you don't even tell
me--
808
00:42:03,250 --> 00:42:06,659
because you don't notice because
you don't even look at me!
809
00:42:06,709 --> 00:42:10,575
Remember when I got my hair cut
and you didn't notice but you
noticed when you got the credit
card bill?
810
00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:12,283
Because it was two
hundred dollars!
811
00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:13,542
I know!
812
00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:18,325
I think we have problems.
813
00:42:18,375 --> 00:42:20,408
Everybody has problems.
814
00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:22,375
Ryan and Bree are happy.
815
00:42:22,542 --> 00:42:24,041
They don't have kids.
816
00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:25,450
You wanted kids!
817
00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:28,283
I'm just saying their life is
one continuous round of
pleasure--
818
00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:32,792
restaurants, movies, reading
every issue of the New Yorker
from cover to cover.
819
00:42:33,208 --> 00:42:36,875
It's actually a pretty
selfish existence.
820
00:42:37,875 --> 00:42:39,825
We had problems
before we had kids.
821
00:42:39,875 --> 00:42:41,166
No.
822
00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,792
Yeah. Well.
823
00:42:55,375 --> 00:42:57,750
If you don't want to play Seven
Minutes in Heaven, we won't.
824
00:42:57,792 --> 00:43:00,542
God, that name--it's so corny.
825
00:43:01,667 --> 00:43:03,825
Of course Ryan and
Bree aren't playing.
826
00:43:03,875 --> 00:43:05,208
So?
827
00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:07,667
Everybody else is game.
828
00:43:15,917 --> 00:43:17,750
(Josh) Right.
829
00:43:23,333 --> 00:43:25,417
(Chris) Well? Are you in?
830
00:43:25,625 --> 00:43:27,000
She wants to, so...
831
00:43:27,291 --> 00:43:28,583
Fun!
832
00:43:28,792 --> 00:43:34,166
Alright, my lawyer says it'll be
valid because we'd all be
witnesses to each other's
signatures.
833
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,375
(Dave) What?
834
00:43:36,583 --> 00:43:40,533
I printed a limited liability
agreement from the Net.
835
00:43:40,583 --> 00:43:43,200
It's a boilerplate agreement,
so I had to add some wording--
836
00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:47,033
but basically we're agreeing to
not talk about the game after
tonight.
837
00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:50,742
So that, you know, no one
fights about it afterward.
838
00:43:50,792 --> 00:43:53,241
And we can't discuss
it publicly, either.
839
00:43:53,291 --> 00:43:56,367
Well, good. Because I don't want
anybody thinking we're swingers.
840
00:43:56,417 --> 00:43:59,750
Yeah. It could have a
negative effect on my career.
841
00:43:59,917 --> 00:44:02,959
Well, all of our careers.
We all have careers, so...
842
00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:06,075
Of course.
Well, everyone except for Lisa.
843
00:44:06,125 --> 00:44:09,075
I work. I run this household.
844
00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:14,291
If by 'run this household' you
mean calling the maid and
ordering take-out.
845
00:44:14,709 --> 00:44:17,083
Don't talk to me like that.
846
00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:22,659
Lisa, c'mon. It's not like
you're actually doing all the
work yourself--
847
00:44:22,709 --> 00:44:25,408
cleaning the house, the pool,
doing the landscaping.
848
00:44:25,458 --> 00:44:33,075
I coordinate everything. I pay
the bills and run the errands,
so that you can work 24/7. I
make your life possible.
849
00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:36,700
Oh, wow, like that's a
privilege. I get to work 24/7.
850
00:44:36,750 --> 00:44:38,625
You love working.
851
00:44:39,166 --> 00:44:44,041
I have to go to the well while I
can. This could all change
overnight.
852
00:44:44,750 --> 00:44:50,417
Yeah, I'm the hot writer now.
But that can't last forever,
right?
853
00:44:56,417 --> 00:44:59,083
Okay. Yes. I love to work.
854
00:45:00,834 --> 00:45:05,542
I'm sorry. You're right.
You make my life possible.
855
00:45:06,667 --> 00:45:08,792
Thank you.
856
00:45:12,959 --> 00:45:14,909
Which closet are
we going to use?
857
00:45:14,959 --> 00:45:17,075
(Music plays)
858
00:45:17,125 --> 00:45:19,500
(Michelle) Where
does this even go?
859
00:45:29,959 --> 00:45:31,542
(Michelle) Ahhh!
860
00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:34,083
I'll be the deejay.
861
00:45:34,834 --> 00:45:37,000
Bryan Ferry.
862
00:45:37,041 --> 00:45:39,041
Too obvious?
863
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,991
Who would you want
to be matched with?
864
00:45:42,041 --> 00:45:42,909
What do you mean?
865
00:45:42,959 --> 00:45:44,208
If we played.
866
00:45:45,959 --> 00:45:47,116
You want to play.
867
00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:49,700
Nah, I'm just saying, if we did,
who would you want to be paired
with?
868
00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:52,325
No one. Who would you
want to be paired with?
869
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:53,408
No one.
870
00:45:53,458 --> 00:45:58,325
Why'd you ask me that? Obviously
you've thought about who you'd
want to be paired with.
871
00:45:58,375 --> 00:46:01,083
No, I was thinking that
maybe it was on your mind.
872
00:46:01,375 --> 00:46:03,458
Well, if we're going to argue,
then we might as well play.
873
00:46:03,625 --> 00:46:05,125
You wanna play.
874
00:46:05,417 --> 00:46:08,492
No. Do you?
875
00:46:08,542 --> 00:46:10,834
No.
876
00:46:11,083 --> 00:46:14,166
(Music plays)
877
00:46:25,625 --> 00:46:28,241
(Brad laughs)
878
00:46:28,291 --> 00:46:31,959
I don't know. Bad feng shui.
879
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,542
I know you find Lisa attractive.
880
00:46:35,667 --> 00:46:36,617
No--
881
00:46:36,667 --> 00:46:38,617
Maybe not her face,
but her breasts.
882
00:46:38,667 --> 00:46:40,583
No, I don't.
883
00:46:40,959 --> 00:46:41,991
Liar.
884
00:46:42,041 --> 00:46:42,909
Bree, I mean--
885
00:46:42,959 --> 00:46:46,667
No, look, look--you have to lie.
I mean, you have no choice.
886
00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:49,867
What're you going to say,
'Yeah, she's got great tits'?
887
00:46:49,917 --> 00:46:53,575
You can't say that. So, you lie.
To keep the peace.
888
00:46:53,625 --> 00:46:57,583
See? Everything's based on
a foundation of bullshit.
889
00:46:58,458 --> 00:47:00,991
That's so depressing.
890
00:47:01,041 --> 00:47:03,659
We should just be honest.
891
00:47:03,709 --> 00:47:07,458
Okay. You first.
892
00:47:07,959 --> 00:47:09,709
Okay.
893
00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:18,000
Yes. Lisa has nice breasts.
But you know they're gonna sag.
894
00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:21,075
And yours are gonna stay
nice and perfect-looking.
895
00:47:21,125 --> 00:47:23,200
Yeah, because they're smaller.
896
00:47:23,250 --> 00:47:26,375
Hers are huge.
897
00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:32,542
Okay?
Now you say something honest.
898
00:47:32,625 --> 00:47:37,283
Be honest about something.
899
00:47:37,333 --> 00:47:43,875
Alright, this is not a big deal.
I mean, it's silly, because he's
famous and unattainable, but...
900
00:47:44,417 --> 00:47:47,458
I find Matt Damon attractive.
901
00:47:48,709 --> 00:47:50,450
Matt Damon?
902
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,991
He's not unattainable.
You could totally get him.
903
00:47:53,041 --> 00:47:56,575
Ryan, he's married. And his wife
seems really lovely.
904
00:47:56,625 --> 00:48:02,742
Why do people use that word,
'lovely'? It's so pretentious.
Like, what are we, British or
something? Huh?
905
00:48:02,792 --> 00:48:05,742
I guarantee if Matt Damon met
you, he'd be attracted to you.
906
00:48:05,792 --> 00:48:11,575
No, he wouldn't, okay? And
that's part of why I like him,
you know? I feel like he's a
nice guy. He's got integrity.
907
00:48:11,625 --> 00:48:15,241
Oh, boy, you've really thought a
lot about this, haven't you,
huh?
908
00:48:15,291 --> 00:48:18,116
Matt Damon?
I mean, he's not even funny.
909
00:48:18,166 --> 00:48:20,283
Yeah, remember when he
was on "Will and Grace"?
910
00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:25,825
You fucking remember that? I
mean, you've really been into
him for a while, haven't you?
911
00:48:25,875 --> 00:48:29,784
I'm not going to argue with you
about this. If we're going to
argue, then let's go play Seven
Minutes in Heaven.
912
00:48:29,834 --> 00:48:31,625
If you want to fucking play,
then let's fucking play!
913
00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:33,283
I don't want to play!
914
00:48:33,333 --> 00:48:35,659
Of course you don't wanna play.
Not with these slobs.
915
00:48:35,709 --> 00:48:39,116
They're no temptation to you.
Not when you're obsessed with
Matt Damon.
916
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:40,241
Oh my God.
917
00:48:40,291 --> 00:48:43,075
I mean, I don't know how I'm
going to find time to get
washboard abs--
918
00:48:43,125 --> 00:48:47,200
when I'm busy trying to work my
ass off, to build a comedy
career.
919
00:48:47,250 --> 00:48:50,492
I mean, who knows what will
happen, when you run into
Damon--
920
00:48:50,542 --> 00:48:56,450
while I'm out, flying all over
creation, performing in clubs,
to try to pay for our fucking
house!
921
00:48:56,500 --> 00:49:00,241
This is insane. I'm not going
to leave you for Matt Damon.
922
00:49:00,291 --> 00:49:09,033
You think he'd be faithful to
you? Huh? A fucking actor? They
fall in and out of love like
kids at summer camp, huh?
923
00:49:09,083 --> 00:49:14,083
Ya really think he's gonna be
into you, when you get old and
your breasts sag?
924
00:49:20,083 --> 00:49:21,792
What do you think?
925
00:49:22,041 --> 00:49:24,166
This is perfect.
926
00:49:28,041 --> 00:49:30,492
So, we can use these
to draw names.
927
00:49:30,542 --> 00:49:34,792
Oh, here, I'll do it. So, Ryan
thinks you have nice breasts.
928
00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:39,917
Thanks.
929
00:49:40,375 --> 00:49:42,408
No problem.
930
00:49:42,458 --> 00:49:44,575
(the others laugh)
931
00:49:44,625 --> 00:49:47,041
(Michelle) Real original.
932
00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:57,417
(Josh) Well, here we go.
933
00:49:59,208 --> 00:50:01,158
Okay, you guys ready to play?
934
00:50:01,208 --> 00:50:03,283
I didn't know married
people did stuff like this.
935
00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:04,533
They don't.
936
00:50:04,583 --> 00:50:07,283
You don't know that. We don't
know what other married people
do.
937
00:50:07,333 --> 00:50:11,166
Well, we're short one girl. So,
someone's gonna have to go
twice.
938
00:50:11,417 --> 00:50:15,208
Me. If you have two
kids, you go twice.
939
00:50:16,959 --> 00:50:19,408
No one picks their own spouse.
940
00:50:19,458 --> 00:50:21,533
There's gotta be a more
efficient way to do this, like a
mathematical way.
941
00:50:21,583 --> 00:50:25,083
Too bad we're all writers,
we'll never find out.
942
00:50:30,417 --> 00:50:31,825
Lisa.
943
00:50:31,875 --> 00:50:34,000
Ooooh.
944
00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:38,450
(Ryan) That's your wife.
945
00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:40,116
(Josh) Yeah, please.
Fill 'er up.
946
00:50:40,166 --> 00:50:41,617
Can I get a drink?
947
00:50:41,667 --> 00:50:44,041
Have fun.
948
00:50:47,583 --> 00:50:49,408
(Bree) I love how
you're smiling.
949
00:50:49,458 --> 00:50:50,909
I don't care.
950
00:50:50,959 --> 00:50:52,367
(Josh) You don't care?
951
00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:54,041
(Michelle) I don't.
952
00:51:04,417 --> 00:51:07,075
Think this is a test?
Like, they're testing us?
953
00:51:07,125 --> 00:51:10,533
Here, we're going first, 'cause
they wanna see if we're actually
gonna do something.
954
00:51:10,583 --> 00:51:12,116
Then they'll just,
like, crucify us.
955
00:51:12,166 --> 00:51:14,667
No. Mm-mm.
956
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,867
This wood paneling is nice.
957
00:51:17,917 --> 00:51:22,041
Yeah, I know. It's original,
it's from the '50s.
958
00:51:22,250 --> 00:51:25,408
Josh wanted to redo it, because
he likes everything so perfect.
959
00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:28,742
He prides himself on
being a perfectionist.
960
00:51:28,792 --> 00:51:33,200
You know what's funny? My mom is
a human resources manager for a
hospital--
961
00:51:33,250 --> 00:51:37,033
So, she's a real student of
human nature--do I sound like a
geek?
962
00:51:37,083 --> 00:51:38,500
No. No.
963
00:51:38,875 --> 00:51:43,200
Anyway. So. When she interviews
someone, and they say that
they're a perfectionist,
964
00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:48,075
she doesn't buy it. She says
true perfectionists are so
demanding of themselves--
965
00:51:48,125 --> 00:51:51,241
they don't think of themselves
as anywhere near perfect.
966
00:51:51,291 --> 00:51:55,825
They think that everything they
do is so far from perfection
that they couldn't possibly be a
perfectionist.
967
00:51:55,875 --> 00:51:57,200
I love that.
968
00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:59,825
So. I don't think Josh
is a perfectionist.
969
00:51:59,875 --> 00:52:02,325
You ever read his scripts,
when he finishes them?
970
00:52:02,375 --> 00:52:03,575
Always.
971
00:52:03,625 --> 00:52:05,542
Do they have any typos?
972
00:52:05,709 --> 00:52:06,991
Tons!
973
00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:09,033
I rest my case.
974
00:52:09,083 --> 00:52:16,575
I sound like an old person. Next
thing you know I'll be saying
'gams' instead of legs. 'Look at
the gams on her!'
975
00:52:16,625 --> 00:52:18,283
You're so funny.
976
00:52:18,333 --> 00:52:19,792
Really?
977
00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:24,450
Yeah. Michelle doesn't tell
you that very often, huh?
978
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:27,367
It's extremely rare. It's part
of her winning formula.
979
00:52:27,417 --> 00:52:31,116
She hardly ever throws you a
bone, so when she does, you feel
like you're the king of the
world.
980
00:52:31,166 --> 00:52:33,417
Omigod, now I'm James Cameron.
981
00:52:33,875 --> 00:52:37,116
He's not such a bad guy.
982
00:52:37,166 --> 00:52:40,834
Josh hardly ever
compliments me either.
983
00:52:41,291 --> 00:52:46,991
It's 'cause they're insecure.
Really insecure people never
give compliments. They can't
afford to.
984
00:52:47,041 --> 00:52:49,375
You're right.
985
00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:55,158
You're so smart and funny
and--god, Michelle's lucky.
986
00:52:55,208 --> 00:52:58,542
You're such a man, you know?
You're such a... guy.
987
00:52:59,291 --> 00:53:03,700
Oh my god, it feels so good to
get compliments from a beautiful
girl.
988
00:53:03,750 --> 00:53:07,450
I wish beautiful girls would
give me compliments all the
time, you know?
989
00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:09,492
Is it wrong to want that?
990
00:53:09,542 --> 00:53:10,834
No.
991
00:53:12,750 --> 00:53:14,625
You think I'm beautiful?
992
00:53:16,125 --> 00:53:17,625
Of course.
993
00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:24,625
Should we make out?
994
00:53:24,834 --> 00:53:28,750
Maybe. I don't know if this
whole marriage thing is going to
work out, so...
995
00:53:28,792 --> 00:53:30,959
I'll probably give it a go.
996
00:53:33,375 --> 00:53:35,158
You're really funny.
997
00:53:35,208 --> 00:53:39,492
Keep saying that and I will
leave her. I'm serious. I will
do it. Right now.
998
00:53:39,542 --> 00:53:42,291
You're so funny.
999
00:53:52,041 --> 00:53:54,917
(Music plays)
1000
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,458
(the others, offscreen) "Time's
up! Time's up!"
1001
00:54:04,542 --> 00:54:07,291
Omigod, why did we
waste time talking?
1002
00:54:14,166 --> 00:54:19,250
(the others) "Time's up!!!"
1003
00:54:20,709 --> 00:54:23,991
This, uh, contract is not
going to prevent arguments.
1004
00:54:24,041 --> 00:54:25,450
I know.
1005
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:27,158
Do I have any lipstick on me?
1006
00:54:27,208 --> 00:54:28,075
You're good.
1007
00:54:28,125 --> 00:54:29,408
Thank you.
1008
00:54:29,458 --> 00:54:31,333
Time's up!
1009
00:54:38,959 --> 00:54:40,083
What?
1010
00:54:41,208 --> 00:54:43,041
Did you do anything?
1011
00:54:45,959 --> 00:54:47,909
Tsk. You didn't do anything.
1012
00:54:47,959 --> 00:54:51,208
I thought we weren't discussing
it. We signed the contract.
1013
00:54:53,375 --> 00:54:55,241
You didn't do anything?
1014
00:54:55,291 --> 00:54:57,700
We signed the contract.
1015
00:54:57,750 --> 00:55:00,500
Okay.
We're honoring the contract.
1016
00:55:07,125 --> 00:55:08,208
Ginger.
1017
00:55:08,834 --> 00:55:10,083
Oh, boy.
1018
00:55:10,542 --> 00:55:12,291
Okaay.
1019
00:55:13,375 --> 00:55:16,241
Alrighty, sir...
1020
00:55:16,291 --> 00:55:17,659
M'lady...
1021
00:55:17,709 --> 00:55:18,991
Don't hurt nobody.
1022
00:55:19,041 --> 00:55:20,583
(Josh) Excuse me, Brad.
1023
00:55:29,375 --> 00:55:31,200
This is a little weird, huh?
1024
00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:32,667
Yeah.
1025
00:56:00,208 --> 00:56:02,208
What's wrong?
1026
00:56:07,291 --> 00:56:11,125
(Josh) Should I go get someone?
One of the girls? Or--?
1027
00:56:11,875 --> 00:56:14,500
(Josh) Is this about Chris?
1028
00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:20,250
It's everything.
1029
00:56:27,083 --> 00:56:31,325
Aw, I'm sorry.
I'm ruining this for you.
1030
00:56:31,375 --> 00:56:34,116
No, no, please.
1031
00:56:34,166 --> 00:56:38,116
Don't you like, uh, Brad?
He seems okay.
1032
00:56:38,166 --> 00:56:42,542
Yeah. Yeah.
He's--he's just young.
1033
00:56:44,291 --> 00:56:46,659
We're always talking about
his hopes and dreams.
1034
00:56:46,709 --> 00:56:48,583
Oh, God...
1035
00:56:49,291 --> 00:56:51,700
Yeah. It's depressing.
1036
00:56:51,750 --> 00:56:55,458
Ahh, I just can't go
through all this again.
1037
00:56:56,083 --> 00:57:01,375
I mean, he thinks that he loves
me. But we would never last.
1038
00:57:02,625 --> 00:57:06,709
Even if I allowed myself to fall
in love with him--which I
could--
1039
00:57:07,041 --> 00:57:13,750
Eventually he'd leave me for
someone young. Younger.
1040
00:57:14,834 --> 00:57:16,667
Like Chris did.
1041
00:57:16,792 --> 00:57:22,125
He's crazy. He was so stupid to
cheat on you.
1042
00:57:25,166 --> 00:57:27,417
You smell amazing.
1043
00:57:28,667 --> 00:57:32,917
Thank you. It's Jo Malone 154.
1044
00:57:33,417 --> 00:57:36,709
Lisa owns every
perfume but that.
1045
00:57:37,625 --> 00:57:39,959
Why don't you buy it for her?
1046
00:57:43,792 --> 00:57:50,041
There's something about a person
who gets themselves everything
that they want...
1047
00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:55,542
It makes you not want
to get them stuff.
1048
00:57:57,750 --> 00:58:00,367
That sounds bad, doesn't it?
I sound like a jerk.
1049
00:58:00,417 --> 00:58:01,575
No, no.
1050
00:58:01,625 --> 00:58:02,950
Yeah.
1051
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,158
No. But maybe you need to
talk to someone about it.
1052
00:58:05,208 --> 00:58:09,158
What do you mean, a therapist?
I can't afford that.
1053
00:58:09,208 --> 00:58:10,825
Ga, Josh.
1054
00:58:10,875 --> 00:58:15,325
You have a $2.5-million-dollar
house, what're you talking
about?
1055
00:58:15,375 --> 00:58:19,125
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm
talking about--I can't afford
that.
1056
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,250
(the others,
offscreen) Time's up!!
1057
00:58:32,083 --> 00:58:33,325
Where's Ginger?
1058
00:58:33,375 --> 00:58:35,208
She went to the bathroom.
1059
00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:43,125
(the others laugh)
1060
00:58:50,083 --> 00:58:52,917
Michelle.
1061
00:58:59,709 --> 00:59:00,991
I'm so glad I got you.
1062
00:59:01,041 --> 00:59:02,241
Really?
1063
00:59:02,291 --> 00:59:03,583
Yeah.
1064
00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:06,291
Um, I need to ask you something.
1065
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:08,367
Yeah, we can do more
than just kiss.
1066
00:59:08,417 --> 00:59:13,000
No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, it's about Ginger.
1067
00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:15,625
O-kay.
1068
00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:19,625
Do you think she
would reconcile?
1069
00:59:20,375 --> 00:59:22,283
You wanna get back together?
1070
00:59:22,333 --> 00:59:24,834
Yeah. I have to get her back.
1071
00:59:26,083 --> 00:59:27,792
I don't know--
1072
00:59:27,834 --> 00:59:29,325
You must have some idea.
1073
00:59:29,375 --> 00:59:31,291
No, really, I don't.
1074
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,417
I don't know if she'd go back.
1075
00:59:35,291 --> 00:59:37,200
You know, when she
turns a corner--
1076
00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:39,792
I know. I know.
1077
00:59:40,583 --> 00:59:45,617
In college, she used to cry over
a guy for a week and then he was
dead to her.
1078
00:59:45,667 --> 00:59:48,291
When she's done, she's
done, you know?
1079
00:59:48,375 --> 00:59:49,283
Yeah.
1080
00:59:49,333 --> 00:59:51,325
If this is about her
looking good, Chris--
1081
00:59:51,375 --> 00:59:54,033
Oh, please, I'm shallow,
I'm not ridiculous.
1082
00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:57,200
That's why I came here tonight,
to see if she would get back
together with me
1083
00:59:57,250 --> 00:59:59,700
And then she shows up
with this boy toy.
1084
00:59:59,750 --> 01:00:02,533
You got a hotel room with
a 23-year-old actress!
1085
01:00:02,583 --> 01:00:04,208
She was twenty-eight.
1086
01:00:04,667 --> 01:00:06,909
Okay, well on IMDB
it's says that she's--
1087
01:00:06,959 --> 01:00:10,667
She's an actress.
She lies about her age.
1088
01:00:12,625 --> 01:00:14,367
So, you regret it?
1089
01:00:14,417 --> 01:00:18,033
Oh my god, yes, I regret it.
1090
01:00:18,083 --> 01:00:20,333
If I could take
it back, I would.
1091
01:00:22,709 --> 01:00:25,375
But at some point, it
was exciting, right?
1092
01:00:26,041 --> 01:00:27,909
For about two minutes.
1093
01:00:27,959 --> 01:00:32,033
But it was, like, great, right?
Like, did you, like, feel alive?
1094
01:00:32,083 --> 01:00:36,834
Are you thinking about cheating
on Dave? Is that what this is
about, our playing this game?
1095
01:00:37,125 --> 01:00:38,542
No, I just...
1096
01:00:39,417 --> 01:00:43,917
I'm so sick of Dave. You know?
1097
01:00:44,667 --> 01:00:48,991
Yeah, I know. And then you get
tired of the person you're
cheating with.
1098
01:00:49,041 --> 01:00:54,583
And then, I don't know, it just
seems like bad form to cheat on
the person you're cheating with.
1099
01:00:57,333 --> 01:00:58,575
Yeah.
1100
01:00:58,625 --> 01:01:02,333
And let me tell you something.
It's not real great out there.
1101
01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:05,533
What's it like? Dating again?
1102
01:01:05,583 --> 01:01:07,959
It sucks.
1103
01:01:08,583 --> 01:01:14,617
Because all these people have
baggage. And you're not exactly
eager to find out what it is.
1104
01:01:14,667 --> 01:01:20,825
And I don't know. I don't feel
like meeting strangers in
restaurants and, you know,
1105
01:01:20,875 --> 01:01:25,959
immediately finding out they're
nowhere near as good as Ginger.
1106
01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:32,950
Did I tell you I went to
the Oscars this year?
1107
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,408
A friend of mine had an extra
ticket so I got to go.
1108
01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:36,575
How was it?
1109
01:01:36,625 --> 01:01:40,367
Within five minutes of being
there, you're walking down the
red carpet--
1110
01:01:40,417 --> 01:01:43,867
and everybody's ignoring you
because you're not a star--
1111
01:01:43,917 --> 01:01:50,041
--and then you realize, you
don't even want to be there if
you don't have a movie in the
running.
1112
01:01:50,250 --> 01:01:55,659
And at this point in my life, I
want to make something great.
1113
01:01:55,709 --> 01:02:00,450
You know? Something that moves
people, that makes them feel
something.
1114
01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:04,750
And this is going to sound
weird, but I can't do it without
Ginger.
1115
01:02:06,041 --> 01:02:09,241
I need her.
I need her in my corner.
1116
01:02:09,291 --> 01:02:12,417
(the others,
offscreen) Time's up!!
1117
01:02:12,667 --> 01:02:14,408
Are you bummed we
didn't do anything?
1118
01:02:14,458 --> 01:02:16,125
No, no, it's fine.
1119
01:02:17,750 --> 01:02:20,617
I hope Ginger takes you back.
1120
01:02:20,667 --> 01:02:23,542
Thanks. You're awesome.
1121
01:02:27,709 --> 01:02:32,166
Full sex, right?
I'm prepared for anything.
1122
01:02:39,583 --> 01:02:42,617
I'm--I'm sorry.
Can I talk to you for a sec?
1123
01:02:42,667 --> 01:02:45,333
Yeah. Yeah.
1124
01:02:58,625 --> 01:02:59,950
How was it?
1125
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,208
What?
1126
01:03:03,959 --> 01:03:05,700
Making out with Josh.
1127
01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:10,325
We didn't make out.
We just, we kissed a little.
1128
01:03:10,375 --> 01:03:11,500
Was it good?
1129
01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:15,825
Brad. We just talked.
I was upset.
1130
01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:18,041
Why? Why were you upset?
1131
01:03:18,875 --> 01:03:21,116
He cheated on you
and he left you.
1132
01:03:21,166 --> 01:03:23,083
I know.
1133
01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:26,283
What do you see in him?
1134
01:03:26,333 --> 01:03:29,575
Okay, yeah, maybe he was
good-looking when he was young,
but--
1135
01:03:29,625 --> 01:03:31,575
Brad, he and I are the same age.
1136
01:03:31,625 --> 01:03:38,950
Yeah, but you're beautiful and
interesting and smart, and he's
this Hollywood producer.
1137
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,700
And you took vows.
And he slept with someone else.
1138
01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:44,408
Doesn't that bother you?
1139
01:03:44,458 --> 01:03:48,033
Of course. It all bothers me!
1140
01:03:48,083 --> 01:03:52,241
The fact that he cheated, the
fact that we're getting a
divorce--
1141
01:03:52,291 --> 01:03:57,617
The fact that Oliver's going to
have to deal with the effects of
this divorce for the rest of his
life.
1142
01:03:57,667 --> 01:04:00,909
Stepmothers, and stepfathers,
flying back and forth across the
country--
1143
01:04:00,959 --> 01:04:04,834
To see one parent while he's
missing the one he's not with.
1144
01:04:11,208 --> 01:04:13,000
Brad, what are we doing?
1145
01:04:13,333 --> 01:04:14,583
What do you mean?
1146
01:04:14,875 --> 01:04:17,333
You want me to fall
in love with you?
1147
01:04:17,417 --> 01:04:20,742
Yes! Please! That's what I want!
1148
01:04:20,792 --> 01:04:22,408
Okay, then what?
1149
01:04:22,458 --> 01:04:29,659
We... we enjoy life.
And--and we have fun together.
1150
01:04:29,709 --> 01:04:31,450
And we have amazing sex.
1151
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:33,700
How long would that last?
1152
01:04:33,750 --> 01:04:35,792
Ah--
1153
01:04:37,125 --> 01:04:40,450
Even if we lasted a couple of
years--if we even made it to
spring--
1154
01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:42,241
Of course we'd
make it to spring.
1155
01:04:42,291 --> 01:04:47,617
Okay, then what? We get married,
and you become Oliver's
stepfather?
1156
01:04:47,667 --> 01:04:54,158
You're gonna wanna be with
someone young. Someone who's in
the same life phase as you.
1157
01:04:54,208 --> 01:04:55,533
Life phase?
1158
01:04:55,583 --> 01:05:01,742
Yeah, life phase. Mine involves
my eyesight suddenly going to
shit.
1159
01:05:01,792 --> 01:05:05,909
And buying reading glasses at
the drugstore, like old people.
1160
01:05:05,959 --> 01:05:10,116
Worrying about how the teen
years are going to be. Getting
root canals, and--
1161
01:05:10,166 --> 01:05:13,333
It's not all serious.
You can have fun.
1162
01:05:13,583 --> 01:05:15,533
Yeah, but--
1163
01:05:15,583 --> 01:05:22,792
I guess at the end of the day, I
want to be with someone who is
in the same place in life as me.
1164
01:05:31,542 --> 01:05:33,417
I'm ready.
1165
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,667
Lisa.
1166
01:05:41,625 --> 01:05:43,291
(Music plays)
1167
01:05:46,458 --> 01:05:47,750
Mm!
1168
01:05:51,417 --> 01:05:52,709
(they laugh)
1169
01:06:26,417 --> 01:06:28,208
Time's up!!
1170
01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:31,834
Time's up!
1171
01:06:34,208 --> 01:06:35,458
Oh, boy.
1172
01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:37,158
Are you kidding me?!
1173
01:06:37,208 --> 01:06:39,000
Hey, thanks for dinner.
1174
01:06:39,583 --> 01:06:41,033
(Bree) Is he leaving?
1175
01:06:41,083 --> 01:06:42,450
What the hell did you do?!
1176
01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:43,575
Nothing.
1177
01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:45,000
Right.
1178
01:06:46,208 --> 01:06:49,166
We said we were gonna
honor the contract!
1179
01:07:09,667 --> 01:07:11,291
You okay?
1180
01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:27,583
Ginger...
1181
01:07:30,417 --> 01:07:32,250
I wanna get back together.
1182
01:07:34,917 --> 01:07:36,458
Are you kidding?
1183
01:07:37,667 --> 01:07:39,125
No.
1184
01:07:41,083 --> 01:07:43,667
I'm sorry, you know,
about arguing earlier.
1185
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,291
Yeah, me, too.
1186
01:07:46,542 --> 01:07:48,500
I'm developing a new theory.
1187
01:07:48,667 --> 01:07:50,417
What's your theory?
1188
01:07:51,917 --> 01:07:56,241
The fact that everything is
based on these little white lies
is a good thing.
1189
01:07:56,291 --> 01:08:02,283
You know? It's people being
compassionate toward one
another. Protecting each other's
feelings.
1190
01:08:02,333 --> 01:08:04,792
Okay. I wanna go with this.
Go ahead.
1191
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:08,784
Like, it's hard enough for me to
accept Lisa has nice breasts--
1192
01:08:08,834 --> 01:08:10,033
No, she doesn't--
1193
01:08:10,083 --> 01:08:12,867
But I don't want to hear you
say it aloud. You know?
1194
01:08:12,917 --> 01:08:16,367
Better for me to just hope you
don't spend too much time
thinking about them.
1195
01:08:16,417 --> 01:08:18,208
I don't.
1196
01:08:18,542 --> 01:08:19,875
Right.
1197
01:08:20,917 --> 01:08:28,000
These little white lies, they
are the glue that hold
relationships together. They
hold society together.
1198
01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:35,075
So, uh, what'd you think
of my new material?
1199
01:08:35,125 --> 01:08:36,500
I think it's great.
1200
01:08:36,917 --> 01:08:38,075
But what?
1201
01:08:38,125 --> 01:08:40,583
Nothing. I think it's great.
1202
01:08:41,667 --> 01:08:44,208
What specifically did you
have a problem with?
1203
01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:48,825
I didn't have a problem with any
of it. It's all good.
1204
01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:51,250
But not as good
as my best stuff.
1205
01:08:52,250 --> 01:08:53,583
It will be.
1206
01:08:54,041 --> 01:08:56,575
You're going to do your
tweaking. You know?
1207
01:08:56,625 --> 01:09:01,083
You're gonna rewrite it, and
rewrite it, and it's gonna be on
the same level as your other
stuff.
1208
01:09:01,583 --> 01:09:05,450
Sounds like I got a lot
of rewriting to do, huh?
1209
01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:09,825
I feel like we have not
fought this much in a year.
1210
01:09:09,875 --> 01:09:12,542
It's these people.
They're a bad influence.
1211
01:09:13,542 --> 01:09:15,659
So, is this because
I've lost weight?
1212
01:09:15,709 --> 01:09:17,700
No. Gain it all
back, I don't care.
1213
01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:22,792
Oh, you do care! Okay?
Men are visually stimulated.
1214
01:09:25,458 --> 01:09:30,991
See, I miss this. I miss our
conversations. I miss good
conversation.
1215
01:09:31,041 --> 01:09:37,875
I went to every screening of
every movie and defended each as
if it were my own child.
1216
01:09:38,667 --> 01:09:41,075
The Hallmark movie, Chris?
1217
01:09:41,125 --> 01:09:43,333
You're an angel.
1218
01:09:47,583 --> 01:09:52,000
I used to love to cook for you.
I don't know if I could do that
now.
1219
01:09:52,417 --> 01:09:54,667
Don't say that!
1220
01:09:54,917 --> 01:09:59,367
Do you know how many tears
Oliver and I have cried over
you?
1221
01:09:59,417 --> 01:10:01,200
I'm sorry--
1222
01:10:01,250 --> 01:10:07,834
Being cheated on and being
walked out on... It's very
shaming!
1223
01:10:08,583 --> 01:10:12,417
Everyone's going to look at me
and wonder how I could take you
back.
1224
01:10:12,959 --> 01:10:18,250
I will spend the rest of my life
making this up to you, Gin.
1225
01:10:21,041 --> 01:10:24,033
So, we're gonna go the whole
rest of our marriage without you
telling me what you did?
1226
01:10:24,083 --> 01:10:27,450
The 'whole rest of our marriage'
makes it sound like we're gonna
last a long time.
1227
01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:28,909
You don't think we will?
1228
01:10:28,959 --> 01:10:30,158
I don't know.
1229
01:10:30,208 --> 01:10:33,250
Well, that doesn't sound good.
1230
01:10:34,917 --> 01:10:38,542
Is this about that kid? What,
are you, like, in love with him
or something?
1231
01:10:39,291 --> 01:10:40,166
No.
1232
01:10:40,792 --> 01:10:42,450
I can't believe this.
1233
01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:44,909
That punk.
I served him Opus One.
1234
01:10:44,959 --> 01:10:47,825
And he did God knows
what with my wife.
1235
01:10:47,875 --> 01:10:50,241
Josh, I didn't say
I wanna break up.
1236
01:10:50,291 --> 01:10:53,291
It wouldn't be a break-up,
it would be a divorce.
1237
01:10:54,208 --> 01:10:57,875
Well, I'm not thinking
about divorce.
1238
01:10:58,041 --> 01:10:59,667
I was earlier tonight.
1239
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,208
What?!
1240
01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:05,533
It's just that the girls think
that you don't respect me.
1241
01:11:05,583 --> 01:11:10,950
The way that you're always
making sarcastic remarks and
trying to take me down a notch.
1242
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,291
I respect you.
1243
01:11:14,041 --> 01:11:16,417
I don't know if you do.
1244
01:11:17,959 --> 01:11:23,166
Wha--what does that word mean
anyway--'respect'? Respect.
1245
01:11:28,083 --> 01:11:33,659
Obviously, I respect you. If I
didn't, why would I want to go
to that kid's next showcase
1246
01:11:33,709 --> 01:11:37,875
and beat the shit out of him in
front of his agents and managers
and everybody?
1247
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:42,742
Not much of a guest room. What
is this, the servants' quarters?
1248
01:11:42,792 --> 01:11:45,083
Stop complaining.
1249
01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:49,291
So. What'd you and Chris do?
1250
01:11:49,500 --> 01:11:51,041
Nothing.
1251
01:11:51,333 --> 01:11:53,408
Michelle.
1252
01:11:53,458 --> 01:11:58,075
I'm serious. We didn't do
anything. We just talked. He
wants to get back together with
Ginger.
1253
01:11:58,125 --> 01:12:01,241
He does?
Is she gonna take him back?
1254
01:12:01,291 --> 01:12:03,625
I don't know.
1255
01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:06,158
What did you and Lisa do?
1256
01:12:06,208 --> 01:12:08,033
Wait, I wanna talk about
Ginger and Chris.
1257
01:12:08,083 --> 01:12:10,750
No, let's talk about
you and Lisa.
1258
01:12:11,375 --> 01:12:14,333
I'm not trying to grill
you, I'm just curious.
1259
01:12:15,250 --> 01:12:17,742
I'm glad it was her.
I'm not jealous of her.
1260
01:12:17,792 --> 01:12:19,417
You're not?
1261
01:12:21,041 --> 01:12:23,208
Do you think I should be?
1262
01:12:24,375 --> 01:12:26,166
You have a thing for Lisa now!
1263
01:12:26,375 --> 01:12:27,950
No, I don't.
1264
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:33,166
Dave. Her boobs are so big.
They're too big.
1265
01:12:33,458 --> 01:12:38,792
Just because I don't think she's
a threat doesn't mean she's not
a threat. You could be totally
attracted to her.
1266
01:12:38,875 --> 01:12:40,875
(Dave sighs)
1267
01:12:42,917 --> 01:12:44,959
You think she's hot!
1268
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:47,659
You loved making out with her.
Did you do more than kiss?
1269
01:12:47,709 --> 01:12:49,033
No.
1270
01:12:49,083 --> 01:12:51,208
Did you wish you did
more than kiss?
1271
01:12:51,917 --> 01:12:54,575
Wha--it's--why is that even--
1272
01:12:54,625 --> 01:12:56,583
Oh my god!
1273
01:12:56,709 --> 01:12:58,825
I'm so jealous, I could scream.
1274
01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:01,583
I could totally freak
out right now.
1275
01:13:02,208 --> 01:13:03,533
Oh my god.
1276
01:13:03,583 --> 01:13:06,458
She has a great
body, doesn't she?
1277
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,575
Are you--you really
want me to answer that?
1278
01:13:09,625 --> 01:13:12,700
YES. Do you think she
has a good body?
1279
01:13:12,750 --> 01:13:14,166
Unh--
1280
01:13:15,542 --> 01:13:17,825
Maybe? I don't--this is stupid--
1281
01:13:17,875 --> 01:13:20,166
How can you say that to me?!
1282
01:13:20,417 --> 01:13:22,542
All I said was 'maybe'!
1283
01:13:22,709 --> 01:13:24,583
Oh my god!
1284
01:13:24,750 --> 01:13:28,583
She has a good figure and
I'm a short-waisted freak!
1285
01:13:30,041 --> 01:13:32,834
You are not a
short-waisted freak.
1286
01:13:36,375 --> 01:13:39,700
If you were innocent, you would
just tell me what you did.
1287
01:13:39,750 --> 01:13:43,450
The fact that you won't tell me
what you did means you're guilty
of something!
1288
01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:45,617
We signed a contract for
exactly this reason.
1289
01:13:45,667 --> 01:13:47,991
You know what's weird?
1290
01:13:48,041 --> 01:13:52,283
You haven't asked what Ginger
and I did. Because it hasn't
even occurred to you--
1291
01:13:52,333 --> 01:13:55,283
because you're so consumed
by thoughts of Brad!
1292
01:13:55,333 --> 01:13:57,834
What did you do?
Tell me what you did!
1293
01:14:04,750 --> 01:14:09,825
So, what, I'm just--I'm just
supposed to go around wondering
what you did for the rest of my
life?
1294
01:14:09,875 --> 01:14:14,283
Yeah. Just like I'll always
wonder what you did with that
girl, Jennifer, from work.
1295
01:14:14,333 --> 01:14:18,959
Oh, I knew you were going to
play that card. That happened
eight years ago.
1296
01:14:21,208 --> 01:14:24,166
It feels like yesterday.
1297
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:25,492
(Music plays)
1298
01:14:25,542 --> 01:14:28,617
You can't. Try all you want,
but you're not going to.
1299
01:14:28,667 --> 01:14:30,659
Let me love you.
Let me love you!
1300
01:14:30,709 --> 01:14:32,083
(Michelle) No!
1301
01:14:32,291 --> 01:14:33,408
(Michelle) Stop. You're too--
1302
01:14:33,458 --> 01:14:34,408
Okay, just give up.
1303
01:14:34,458 --> 01:14:35,158
No!
1304
01:14:35,208 --> 01:14:35,909
(Dave) Just give up!
1305
01:14:35,959 --> 01:14:37,125
No!
1306
01:14:43,750 --> 01:14:46,667
I wanna read that
script he sold.
1307
01:14:48,375 --> 01:14:52,834
It's weird. There's so many
people out there.
1308
01:14:54,458 --> 01:14:57,000
But there's no one like you.
1309
01:15:01,792 --> 01:15:04,542
Please give me another chance.
1310
01:15:05,917 --> 01:15:08,659
I don't know if I
can get over it.
1311
01:15:08,709 --> 01:15:12,834
Tell me what to do to make this
right. I'll do anything.
1312
01:15:16,208 --> 01:15:21,500
You know, the obvious thing
is that you get a free pass.
1313
01:15:21,792 --> 01:15:22,991
(Ginger laughs)
1314
01:15:23,041 --> 01:15:26,250
You get to cheat on me.
Once. Whenever you want.
1315
01:15:28,125 --> 01:15:31,408
I would argue that that kid,
Brad, counts for something.
1316
01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:34,492
Because I know you had better
sex with him than I did with the
actress.
1317
01:15:34,542 --> 01:15:39,500
Well, I'm sorry that you didn't
fully enjoy yourself when you
were cheating on me.
1318
01:15:59,917 --> 01:16:01,166
Tense up.
1319
01:16:01,542 --> 01:16:02,283
What?
1320
01:16:02,333 --> 01:16:03,533
Just tense your
stomach muscles up.
1321
01:16:03,583 --> 01:16:04,116
I don't--
1322
01:16:04,166 --> 01:16:05,075
Go ahead, do it.
1323
01:16:05,125 --> 01:16:06,950
I don't understand--oh!
1324
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:07,950
Ow!
1325
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:10,208
(Music plays)
1326
01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:33,792
From this point forward, I won't
bring up Brad and you won't
bring up Jennifer.
1327
01:16:35,041 --> 01:16:37,208
Okay.
1328
01:16:41,417 --> 01:16:43,583
Something's changed.
1329
01:16:43,875 --> 01:16:45,200
What do you mean?
1330
01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:48,291
I don't know. It's like you're
not as invested.
1331
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:52,709
I'm invested.
1332
01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:58,659
What are you doing?
You always stay up and work.
1333
01:16:58,709 --> 01:17:01,375
Not tonight. We gotta have sex.
1334
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:05,667
I gotta try to make you
forget about that kid.
1335
01:17:06,875 --> 01:17:08,709
Who shall remain nameless.
1336
01:17:09,542 --> 01:17:12,033
I didn't get to do anything.
1337
01:17:12,083 --> 01:17:16,125
Everybody got to do
something except for me.
1338
01:17:16,375 --> 01:17:18,583
(Music plays)
1339
01:18:51,417 --> 01:18:53,241
Prescriptions? For what?
1340
01:18:53,291 --> 01:18:58,492
You name it. High blood
pressure, reflux, hair loss,
anxiety--the guy is falling
apart.
1341
01:18:58,542 --> 01:19:02,116
The price of success. You know,
he's under a lot of pressure.
1342
01:19:02,166 --> 01:19:05,450
Yeah, maybe that's what we're in
for when we get to where we
wanna be, huh?
1343
01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:08,116
No, no, we'll be different.
We'll handle it better.
1344
01:19:08,166 --> 01:19:09,116
Ah, right.
1345
01:19:09,166 --> 01:19:11,367
Stay grounded, keep our
priorities straight--
1346
01:19:11,417 --> 01:19:14,533
(Ryan) Right. Maybe the guy's
just not good at handling
stress.
1347
01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:17,991
Yeah. We'll handle it better.
1348
01:19:18,041 --> 01:19:19,283
I feel for him.
1349
01:19:19,333 --> 01:19:20,617
Yeah?
1350
01:19:20,667 --> 01:19:22,542
(Ryan) Mm-hm.
1351
01:19:26,125 --> 01:19:28,291
(Music plays)
1352
01:19:28,709 --> 01:19:30,375
Bye.
1353
01:19:49,041 --> 01:19:52,667
Okay. Alright. I'll call you
when I get there. Thanks. Bye.
1354
01:19:53,917 --> 01:19:56,283
Ginger told me to
tell you thanks.
1355
01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:57,492
For what?
1356
01:19:57,542 --> 01:20:00,959
She said you were kind
to her last night.
1357
01:20:06,583 --> 01:20:08,625
Let's call Oliver.
1358
01:20:11,458 --> 01:20:13,750
We can't screw up again.
1359
01:20:14,792 --> 01:20:16,116
YOU can't.
1360
01:20:16,166 --> 01:20:18,700
I won't. I'm not going to.
1361
01:20:18,750 --> 01:20:22,917
We can't put him
through that again.
1362
01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:25,542
We won't.
1363
01:20:32,125 --> 01:20:34,492
The girls all think
you're really attractive.
1364
01:20:34,542 --> 01:20:36,250
They do?
1365
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:40,083
Well, what'd they say, exactly?
1366
01:20:40,208 --> 01:20:42,625
That you have sex appeal.
1367
01:20:43,250 --> 01:20:46,417
They think you're great.
They love you.
1368
01:20:49,291 --> 01:20:51,792
What's the matter? What's wrong?
1369
01:20:55,041 --> 01:20:56,166
I'm sorry...
1370
01:20:56,709 --> 01:20:58,000
For what?
1371
01:20:58,208 --> 01:21:02,375
It's, just, I know I can
be short-tempered and--
1372
01:21:03,250 --> 01:21:04,742
Well, you get no sleep.
1373
01:21:04,792 --> 01:21:07,742
You're walking around
totally sleep-deprived.
1374
01:21:07,792 --> 01:21:10,283
And here you're trying to write,
and mastermind everything--
1375
01:21:10,333 --> 01:21:11,909
where the kids are
going to go to school,
1376
01:21:11,959 --> 01:21:14,617
and what's the best
pediatrician for them to go to,
1377
01:21:14,667 --> 01:21:17,116
and whether or not they're
going to get flu shots...
1378
01:21:17,166 --> 01:21:23,500
You're an amazing mom. And I'm
no help. I mean, I'm lame. I
don't do anything compared to
you.
1379
01:21:25,375 --> 01:21:27,500
Thank you.
1380
01:21:28,375 --> 01:21:32,917
That's all I wanted to
hear--just the acknowledgement,
you know?
1381
01:21:36,083 --> 01:21:38,667
We should go out. Once a week.
1382
01:21:39,417 --> 01:21:43,116
Just the two of us. I don't care
what it costs, we have to do it.
1383
01:21:43,166 --> 01:21:45,250
Okay.
1384
01:21:47,583 --> 01:21:50,625
Do you remember what
Antonio Banderas said?
1385
01:21:51,041 --> 01:21:54,041
"A relationship is like a fire."
1386
01:21:56,000 --> 01:22:00,375
"You have to throw wood
on it to keep it going."
1387
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:02,667
(in Spanish) Si.
1388
01:22:08,375 --> 01:22:09,575
(Ryan) I've been
thinking about New York.
1389
01:22:09,625 --> 01:22:10,991
(Bree) Really?
1390
01:22:11,041 --> 01:22:14,784
Yeah. For a writer, it's
the best place to live.
1391
01:22:14,834 --> 01:22:20,417
You know, you overhear the most
interesting conversations that
you would never hear in L.A.
1392
01:22:22,083 --> 01:22:26,542
I don't know. I know that
Manhattan is crazy expensive--
1393
01:22:26,667 --> 01:22:29,116
The air quality is terrible--
1394
01:22:29,166 --> 01:22:33,000
Right. But what if, deep down
inside, you believe that it's
the only place to live?
1395
01:22:33,917 --> 01:22:36,367
Is that what you think?
1396
01:22:36,417 --> 01:22:38,959
Maybe.
1397
01:22:40,208 --> 01:22:42,075
Me, too.
1398
01:22:42,125 --> 01:22:48,116
Let's go. I mean, I could easily
leave, you know? I'm serious.
1399
01:22:48,166 --> 01:22:53,709
I mean, I love our friends,
but... I could walk away.
1400
01:22:56,375 --> 01:22:57,909
We can't move.
1401
01:22:57,959 --> 01:23:00,950
Yeah. Not yet.
1402
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:04,250
I gotta be out here for
meetings and stuff.
1403
01:23:06,792 --> 01:23:10,083
Dave and Michelle are
hosting the next dinner.
1404
01:23:12,250 --> 01:23:13,583
Should be fun.
1405
01:23:13,792 --> 01:23:15,667
Yeah. Should be.
1406
01:23:17,166 --> 01:23:18,375
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