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Shit.

Damn it. I gotta go back to the car.

[ducks quacking in distance]

Would you shut the hell up!

Running out of damn daylight...

Already fucking sun...

(aggrevated yell) Fuck!

Ow!

[water splashing]

[breathes out] Logan does it all.

[clears throat]

What's u- (stops self)

Here we go.

[breathes out]

What's up Logan lovers?

It's Logan and yeah, we're back with another video.

If you haven't, like and subscribe.

And as you all know... subscribe to

the premium service where you get

to vote on what dares I do. So yeah, we're out here. As you can see

it's me alone. No, Jay, no, TJ. (yelling) Jay, TJ, come on out.

Yeah, it's just me out here. So yeah, we're about to get into this.

Um... super excited. So as you've seen

I've been preparing in my last videos telling y'all what's up

what's going down, where I'm at.

So basically there's some like haunted...

mythical creature thing. You aren't even supposed to say its name...

it rhymes with Wen-di-bo. But we're here to see something, right?

So uh... Wendigo, Wendigo, Wendigo, Wendigo...

(yelling) Wendigo! Ha ha!

And I have all these cool-ass trail cameras

that I'm about to be setting up everywhere.

So like I said, you, it's not too late.

We're probably going live in like...

I don't know, it's getting dark.

So we'll be going live soon and uh...

Enjoy the show.

[in video] Subscribe! Yeah!

Logan's lovers. What's up?

Thank you for subscribing to the premium channel,

as I know you all know.

You get all the cool benefits of hanging out with me through livestream.

So yeah, we're out here, we're doing this.

And it's actually kind of...

because you all dared me to do it

on my own and you know how I don't

like doing that. And I'm not very good

with technology either, but here we are.

I'm not out here to be some cliche to you people...

but I'm much more comfortable jumping between abandoned buildings

than I am wandering around these dumb ass woods.

This is what I do for you people.

I'm out here live-streaming some creepy- well...

I know what you're about to say. It's just some woods.

And that's where you'd be wrong.

What everybody fails to realize is-

[bushes rattle]

Y'all hear that?

You could have picked any other dare for

tonight's episode and I'd have done it.

Jump five buses on a bicycle...

go bull tipping...

kiss a consenting stranger...

which you all already know I love to do.

But instead, I'm out here on some

Appalachian Trail of tears bull-

[bushes rustling]

(nervous whisper) I swear I heard some...

(yelling) Are you not entertained!?

Are you not entertained?

Is this not why you are here?!

Oh yeah. I'm doing it for those hearts, baby.

I'll take all those pretty little hearts. Keep 'em coming. Ayeyayayaya-

DISTORTED VOICE: (in distance) Hearts.

Okay.

Someone leave a comment if there's a little...

Cute, maybe even non-threatening little

bird or something that can mimic speech.

I swear my ass just heard-

[monsterous whisper]

Uh-uh, I am out. God. I am out.

(panicked) I'm going... getting back to the fucking tent.

Yo, y'all got my back? Y'all see behind me?

(to self) Let's see if I can find-

(to chatroom) Y'all are sick! Freaking were-bunny? Get the-

You know, real easy to say that from your COUCH.

You ain't here. You ain't out here.

I don't even know where I am.

[bushes rustling]

(threatening) If you're down to be stupid...

I'm giving you fair warning!

More than your sorry ass deserves!

[stick snapping]

[Logan rustling around tent]

I'm sorry to leave you guys out.

You paid way too much money to be missing-

[stream buffering silence]

I- I hope you're screen recording this.

(scared) I... I don't even care...

I honestly, I don't even care about the hearts right now. I just-

I just need you to be seeing this and I need help.

I don't feel good about this, okay?

(composed) All right. Everything's fine.

I'm probably just seeing stuff...

It's been a long day, I've been up a while.

I'm gonna stick you guys outside.

I need you- I need you to tell me what it is. Alright?

[stream buffering silence]

(bewildered) Nothing?

[roar and rustling]

[stream buffering silence]

(screaming) Get off me! Get the fuck off me!

(screaming) Leave me alone!

[Logan screams]

[stream buffering silence]

(sound returns) [Logan screaming]

(screaming) Stop!

(screaming) Please!

(panicked scream) Let me go!

[leaves rustling loudly]

[Wendigo roar, Logan screams]

[Loud smack of branches]

[stream buffering silence]

(sound returns) [echo of Wendigo roar]

[footsteps on leaves approaching]

REACTOR (to video): What the hell?

[In video] LOGAN: I need you to tell me what it is, alright?

REACTOR: Oh, what was that? Oh my gosh. Logan. Just-

LOGAN: -the fuck off me! Leave me alone!

LOGAN: [screams]

REACTOR: Whew...

Uh-uh. Mm-mm.

Ah...

That scream. God, I could-

(In video) LOGAN: I need you to tell me what it is, alright?

REACTOR: I'm gonna shit my pants right now.

REACTOR: I'm not even joking. I've got cold

chills all over my body right now.

REACTOR: Is that... that's not one of his friends...

That's gotta be one of his friends just fucking with him. I-

[gasp]

(whisper) Oh my gosh, no.

No, no, no, no Lo- I can't watch... Logan get out of there!

I- I don't know if it's legit or not ya know, I-

Is that blood?

(concerned) Did we just watch Logan get taken?

[Logan screams in video]

What the fuck was that? Is that it?

LOGAN: Let me go!

[Wendigo roar and screaming in video]

Holy shit dude.

[tsk] God damn...

Motherfucker should have brought a gun... God damn...

I didn't- didn't see... someone saying they

saw blood. I didn't see any blood.

I'm a Christian. I don't even think I should be watching this.

[sighs]

Well...

(casually) I guess I need to cancel my premium sub.

JAY (off camera) : Damn dude, I need to U-turn.

TJ: Oh, did ya miss it?

JAY: So...

TJ (behind camera): So did you ever, uh, hear from Cassie?

JAY: Uh, yeah, me and Cassie talked a few days ago. She's on board...

She's gonna come with us to wherever

we're going to find Logan... if he's gone...

and she's gonna bring her manager. So it should be fine. I mean-

TJ: You think he is gone or you think he's playing a prank?

'Cuz I have not heard from him.

TJ: Have you?

Either way we're documenting it so...

TJ: But have you heard from him? Are you in on it?

I am- no, that's dumb. But we are...

JAY: I am not-

TJ: Usually he calls us, that's why.

Yeah. But this is different, I think... it's just-

TJ: It is Logan... (laughs)

I mean, he'll be- he's probably fine. We're just gonna go...

either way, what we're gonna do is we are going to make something that

people can watch. Whether it's a documentary or...

TJ: I mean, yeah.

JAY: Whatever, whatever else there is.

TJ: I mean, either way it's gonna be

good content, but at the same time I'm a little...

...this one just feels different.

JAY: I was saying you need some content, so...

TJ: Shut up. I've been busy.

Turn up here.

He's over here.

JAY: Right here?

TJ: Yeah.

So why you recording right now?

TJ (behind camera): Could be some B-roll,

behind-the-scenes stuff for the show.

Well you can put this on your channel too if you want.

Then we can kinda like double dip.

TJ: Yeah.

What if it says 666 right there?

TJ: Oh Jesus. (laughs)

So he lives right here, right?

TJ: Yeah he's third floor, unfortunately.

So... I heard a lot of bad shit about

this dude or weird shit, I guess.

You sure he's good?

TJ: Yeah, I mean he's, he's not into all that weird shit no more.

Matthew: You two think I look fucking stupid?

JAY: No. No.

Why would I do anything along those lines whatsoever with you two?

JAY: TJ said that you want to do your own show.

Yeah, but I mean, fuck...

you think I'm doing this just cause

I wanna chill on a God damn Wednesday?

Y'all have seen the show, right?

The God damn recipes on there. Easy money.

You know what I'm saying?

JAY: No...

but... (laughter)

but, TJ keeps saying that you want a show, right?

You want your own show

whether it's your own cooking show,

whether it's just- you wanna be in the spotlight, right?

MATTHEW: I just, I would li- a nice audience.

JAY: Exactly.

MATTHEW: Nice audience.

JAY: And you know Logan, right?

MATTHEW: Yeah.

JAY: Logan, Logan's lovers, all that.

MATTHEW: Uh-huh.

JAY: Well...

Look at his audience.

He has a shit load of people watching him. Right?

And right now nobody's watching him because he's missing.

So if you come with us, we're gonna go find him.

All of his viewers are gonna be coming to you.

You want your own show, right?

That's fantastic and all, but it's not necess- well...

JAY: And obviously I'm not trying to like,

ya know, manipulate you or anything.

We're just- we're all trying to have

the same, we all have the same goal.

JAY: You have a cute dog.

MATTHEW: (annoyed) I know.

TJ: (reluctant) We'll shoot it for free.

Yeah?

TJ: Yeah.

JAY: Yeah.

Shit, man. That's all- you were wasting my time up until now. (laughing)

TJ: Yeah, we got you man. We got you.

MATTHEW: I was just about to ask you how the fuck to get outta my house, man.

Like hey, what you getting into today?

Hell, all you had to do was say free! (laughs)

(walking away) Alright man. 'ppreciate you.

TJ: I know that look... he's the only one that knows the woods...

(annoyed) Free?

CASSI: Ya know, I love Logan.

I do. But I think his ass is faking it.

He has been trending for three whole days.

I just wish I'd thought of it.

But I mean, ya know, if he was really in trouble...

I would be heartbroken.

KAYLEE: (laughing) I thought you hated him.

(scoffs) He is a major content creator and a personal friend.

KAYLEE: Oh... personal friend. Okay...

So I'm just really glad they have

the search party going on right now.

KAYLEE: Yeah. Who's gonna even be at the search party?

Oh, we have Jay and Tj.

KAYLEE: Jay?

Yeah.

KAYLEE: You didn't tell me that he was gonna be here.

Well, I didn't think you'd care cuz it'd been a while.

And besides, we are out here looking for...

KAYLEE: Logan. I know, yeah. Well...

Like, it's not about you.

KAYLEE: Never said it was.

I mean how could it be about me when you're the star of the show?

You couldn't have picked a different car for this?

JAY (behind camera): Yeah, it's pretty cramped back here.

(all laughing) TJ: What?

MATTHEW: It's like...

No, It's like tucking myself inside your pocket. (laughs)

(laughing) It's just not fun, man. It feels like...

...the small kid at the dinner table. My knees are on the dash...

so my feet are still... (laughing)

JAY: Do you have room to move up a little bit?

MATTHEW: I mean, a smidgen, Cajun. (laughs)

Oh, thank you.

There you go.

TJ: Are you cramped too?

JAY: Yeah, there's... just got some stuff back here.

MATTHEW: Take a right up here.

TJ: Right?

MATTHEW: Yeah.

TJ: So, how much do you know about these woods?

MATTHEW: I mean, I grew up around here, dude,

I, well, I say I grew up around here.

We moved around a lot, y'know, but grew up poor. So you grow up outside.

And so I walked around all this all this all the time.

I mean there's a lot of shit going on in there. Sometimes you wander off

and you see some like rabbits hanging

from their feet and shit just skinned.

But I mean, you gotta build a fort. (laughs)

It's whatever ya know?

TJ: What kinda childhood did you have? (laughs)

MATTHEW: Everybody has a childhood. It's just... One time...

I don't know who they were,

but I ran across these kids. No bullshit.

No bullshit.

I ran across these kids one time and it's like this

dilapidated shack out in these woods

and they got this dead dog on the side of the house

and they're hammering this stick through an eye socket

and it's not like a bad thing, it's just, like, a curiosity thing.

You know what I'm saying?

JAY: I've never really run across kids too often, out in the woods...

Well, I was a kid too, but I mean, it's just like, so, but it's

I kid you not

so they're hammering the stick through

the eye socket and it's going through the

bottom of the jaw, of this dead dog.

TJ: What the-

MATTHEW: I promise. (laughs)

It's just, it's odd shit. So anyway. Yeah.

I've been, I've walked around, I know the woods. (laughs)

JAY: We know, we know.

MATTHEW: But its um-

TJ: The woods know you... (laugh)

MATTHEW: No way, yeah. There's weird shit out there, man. I mean

hill-folk and all that shit. Hills have eyes, right?

TJ: (sarcastic nervous sound)

MATTHEW: (mocking noises) (laughter)

Yeah. So

I mean, I think we have a good chance of finding him

finding something.

JAY: When's the last time you were down here?

A little bit ago, to be honest. I mean

but ya know it's like muscle memory. It'll all come back.

TJ: You think he's okay?

MATTHEW: I hope. I mean, I don't see why he wouldn't be.

TJ: What do you mean you- (nervous laugh)

MATTHEW: (laughing) I mean, if you had-

TJ: I think it's really a prank but-

JAY: He's fine. He's fine.

MATTHEW: If you can apply logic enough,

you find a source of water, you get warm. If not

I mean, fucking... survival of the fittest.

JAY: I was saying, who hasn't been in the woods? Really?

TJ: Yeah, but this one seems a little different.

MATTHEW: Holy shit. Can you turn the air on in here?

TJ: (defensively) My bad.

MATTHEW: I smell morning breath and farts...

and its like toast and ketchup combined.

TJ: It was that gas station burrito.

(laughter)

MATTHEW: But yeah, I think, I mean, I hope-

HOPE, but if not, at the very least it'll be entertaining in my opinion.

I mean, he's a good guy. But in all honesty, if you...

JAY: He's a little off.

MATTHEW: Well, I mean, he's a good guy.

But I mean, I've never broke bread with him

so there's only such a degree that I give a shit.

TJ: Yeah, but I mean, I know this is like,

like one of those challenges that he does where he is on his own,

but usually he kind of lets me and Jay know. (nervous laugh)

JAY: Yeah, I think what he is doing right now is

he is taking suggestions from the people

that are watching him.

And someone gave him a bunch of money just to go and do this.

TJ: Maybe, I dunno... It just feels...

MATTHEW: Its- I'm so disconnected

from the guy that it's in all honesty...

TJ: He's a little disconnected from everybody so.

MATTHEW: Yeah. (laughs)

TJ: He's out there...

What are you- what are you watching?

MATTHEW: Fuckin'

It's this... (sigh)

It's like this cult shit.

JAY: Cult?

MATTHEW: I don't know man... its some...

...weird, I forget what it's called, but it's weird as shit.

It's just circling around right now.

JAY: Isn't this like the third cult you're part of? (all laugh)

MATTHEW: No. (laughing) No, I've only started one man. I ain't part of em.

I run the shit. (laughs)

JAY: Gosh.

JAY: Do you get any royalties?

MATTHEW: (laughing) Nah. No. It's all tax free, babe. That's how you do it.

But yeah, I don't know, man. Somebody sent this to me and it's just...

MATTHEW: So you said you know this guy up here or some shit?

TJ: Yeah. He owes my brother a favor.

His uh- his name's Park Ranger Paul. (laughs)

JAY (in accent): Park Ranger Paul!

TJ: Yeah. He's a big dude. That's for su- oh shit...

MATTHEW: At least she looks good in what she's wearing.

It's a shame her fucking attitude sucks.

TJ: She's gonna get this thing all messed up for...

Oh, there's Kaylee.

MATTHEW: I like Kaylee though. She's good.

CASSI (annoyed): They're not letting us in.

TJ: Okay. I was trying to get here before you.

That's why I was gonna handle everything. He doesn't

-he probably doesn't know you. Doesn't know what you-

PAUL: What's going on, brother?

TJ: Hey Paul! (nervous laugh) Whatsup man?

What's happening? How you been?

I'm good, man. You doing right?

Doing good.

TJ (to CASSI): I can handle, I got you. Thank you.

PAUL: What's going on?

TJ: Sorry.

PAUL: No, you're good. Deal with it every day, brother.

TJ: We, uh, we're trying to find our friend.

He kind of came out here and filmed a video challenge

but we don't know if it's a prank or not.

We just kind of wanna get in.

We just wanna know if we can cash

in that favor you owe my brother... (nervous chuckle)

Y'know this is a restricted area.

TJ: I know.

I- I'm gonna let you do this-

TJ: But you know me. You know I'm good for it.

Yeah, I do brother. But you're gonna

need to be outta here by sunset. Okay?

No if, ands or buts. This is a dangerous area. It's restricted

and I gotta have you outta here by sunset.

MATTHEW: What about hows and maybes?

Do what?

MATTHEW: Nuttin' It's good, boss. My bad.

I got ya... all right.

You guys go and do your thing. Find your friend.

Okay.

If you need something, let me know.

I will.

I will. All right, man.

PAUL: (taps car door) I'll let you in.

JAY: Look at his walk...

MATTHEW: Mm-hmm.

Fuck. I want him as my stepdad... (laughs)

JAY: He's got "Stone Cold" vibes.

I think he could teach me how to build a rocket.

(all laugh)

TJ: His muscles have muscles.

MATTHEW: I mean, damn.

JAY: He can kick all of our asses at once.

Asleep.

(all laughing)

MATTHEW: What a gentleman.

JAY: He's a good guy. Paul's a good guy.

TJ: Thanks Paul.

JAY: Hey thanks Paul!

MATTHEW: Thanks man.

PAUL: Be safe.

TJ (chuckling): Yes sir.

JAY: Good guy.

TJ: Well, there's his car.

JAY AND MATTHEW: Yep.

JAY: Does every YouTuber have to have a sports car?

TJ (to MATTHEW): Maybe we can go ahead and do your intro.

MATTHEW: Yeah. Yeah.

JAY: Let's get out here.

Hey guys, we are here on the trail.

We found Logan's car

and now I need my prayer warriors to help...

(distracted) me...

find Logan and make sure he gets home safe, kisses.

Don't forget to subscribe!

Right? So make sure- you know what I'm saying. Chest up.

JAY (behind camera): 'Zoom out real quick...

Make me look good. All right. Aight, you ready?

JAY: Yeah.

All right. Three, two...

Alright we're here at Tomahawk Lake, finally, on Apparition Nation.

Here to look for our friend... (distracted)

Here to look for our friend, Logan. Fantastic.

(claps) Cut. What you need?

Hi. Jay. Didn't know you'd be here.

JAY: How's it going? Yeah. Didn't they tell you?

Yeah, actually, TJ did. So anyways

we found his car.

JAY: Yeah...

MATTHEW (annoyed): Cool.

CASSI: Camera on me please.

MATTHEW: I don't wanna interrupt all this shit

for the sense of professionalism, but-

We're here to find Logan and not do your stuff.

MATTHEW: No, but that's-

JAY: Hey.

KAYLEE: Hey.

CASSI: So anyways-

MATTHEW: How do you y'all wanna find Logan?

CASSI: We found his car. Yeah.

MATTHEW (mocking): Yeah.

MATTHEW (annoyed): How do you wanna find Logan?

CASSI (to TJ): How do you wanna find him? Do we have a idea of what we're doing?

TJ: I actually just bought something for that.

(drone whirring)

JAY: Dope.

CASSI: So where is it going?

TJ: I'm looking for where I think maybe his tent's at.

MATTHEW: I'd say go over...

CASSI: No.

MATTHEW: If you go north over there over by the lake line.

JAY (behind camera): Matthew, tell us what he's doing right now.

It looks like- what we're trying to

do is find Logan's tent and I- the

best idea that we have is we should probably

go over by the lake line and see if

he went over there; fresh water,

any type of fish. If he was staying out here.

I mean, that would be our best bet.

That's where I'd hold up at least.

Yeah, I'd say go over there an-

Hey, see if you can frame me looking

real G-like, like, pondering the woods.

TJ (behind camera): What?

See if you frame me over my shoulder

looking real G-like, like, pondering the

woods real quick.

TJ: Okay.

Just- just a quick shot.

TJ: I got you.

Aight.

MATTHEW: What'd you see?

TJ: Um... Nothing.

You ready?

TJ: Yeah.

We are here on the banks of Tomahawk Lake.

We have found our friend Logan's car

and to be quite honest, we don't know what to do, but we have an idea.

Luckily

our friend has taken all of his fun toys and put 'em up into the sky

and we think we have a good idea on where to find them.

So let's go take a look.

TJ: Alright. That'll be good. 'See what they're doing. All right.

Alright, I got everyth- think I got everything going.

KAYLEE: Wow, that's a...

CASSI: What is that?

KAYLEE: Hollywood camera...

TJ: It's my new cinema camera.

JAY: That was expensive.

TJ: Yeah.

Does it make me look pretty?

JAY: Are you compensating for something?

Excuse me?

Nothing. Nothing.

Oh...

(annoyed) God. Everybody with their smartass remarks.

KAYLEE: Whoa...

TJ: What? You don't wanna be on camera?

KAYLEE: I don't- you know me. I like behind the scenes... yeah.

TJ: Y'all ready to go?

JAY: Let's go. Matthew. Lead the way. Come on.

CASSI: So are we looking for Logan or are we making a movie?

TJ (annoyed): Okay, let's just go y'all.

MATTHEW: Yeah, yeah we can look for Logan...

Let's just head that way and we'll take it from there I think.

JAY: Let's go.

MATTHEW: As long as you follow I'll be happy with that.

CASSI: I'm not, I'm not...

TJ: Hang on y'all.

JAY: Grab one of those flares? [trunk slams]

JAY: Don't trip.

CASSI: This is downhill.

CASSI: This is downhill.

MATTHEW: It's not that big a problem.

TJ (behind camera): I wanna get a wide angle of y'all going down, okay?

Don't fall...

CASSI: Well, no promises.

KAYLEE (to JAY): No, I'm good.

That was very nice of you...

Actually I will now take you.

(KAYLEE yells and laughs)

TJ (chuckling): Hey!

I say we just keep filming, man. If anything, we can just use it.

We'll probably come up with something important.

CASSI: It's B-roll. This stuff is probably going in the trash anyways.

MATTHEW: You don't know that.

I mean, really? What out here is so dangerous?

Tell me, you're so smart.

Let me educate this bitch right quick.

(to camera) The southeastern part of this

country is a wonder in its own right.

Natural horrors, phenomenon.

Everything all around the Appalachian Mountains.

You see a long time ago when this world was just one land mass...

Pangaea, everything was together.

And at the base of the Appalachian Mountains

they most likely lined up with something like Finland or Scotland

or one of those other Norse Viking places.

CASSI: Oh, really?

Yeah.

(sarcastic) You gonna teach me something?

MATTHEW: Well, do you understand what those have in common?

Plad and fur?

Much like you, monsters.

Everything you've ever heard about Bigfoot or...

Gnomes, all that bullshit you see in

your movies and everything like that

it all originates from that one single mountain range.

You don't find that curious?

(confused) So you're telling me there's monsters here?

I'm telling you that there's something to look for.

If you have the same oral traditions

on one side of the world, as you do on the other side of the world,

no matter the dialect, no matter the belief,

Christianity, Native Americans,

it doesn't matter. You could put 'em up

side by side like that and marry them.

Almost a mirror image. Is that not intriguing to you?

Does that not spur you from your bullshit

momentarily to leave me the fuck alone

and take this slightly seriously?

I mean, we are here to find Logan, not hunt monsters.

(angry sigh)

We're here on the banks of Lake Tomahawk

looking for our dear departed friend

Logan. A lot of stories told in these woods...

a lot of horrible times too.

And we're hoping that our friend's not a part of it.

We'll soon find out if any misdeeds have been done to him here

(claps) on Apparition Nation.

CASSI (giggling): Are you kidding me?

About what?

CASSI: That awful name... Did you workshop anything else?

No. I thought it sounded fine.

This is absolutely stupid. You really need to have something else.

MATTHEW: Let's call it...

a bitch interrupts.

TJ (defusing): Okay... okay... okay...

JAY: Matthew, come here. Come on.

TJ: Chill out. We're here to find Logan, we're not here to fight...

(nervous laugh)

(unheard discussion)

If these two could get along, it would make great content.

But that can't happen.

TJ (behind camera): No, but I mean, in all actuality,

people on TV really don't get along.

Ya know those home improvement shows you watch all the time?

Yeah.

TJ: Yeah as soon as the camera cuts

the real crew comes in and the couple hates each other.

That's not what happens.

TJ: Yes, it does. (laughs)

You're not gonna ruin my opinion... those are my favorite shows.

I love those shows too...

CASSI (in distance): Kaylee... JAY: See?

Yeah. They have so many shows too,

that really go into, like, the depths of-

CASSI (louder): Kaylee, bring me my nail file.

JAY: Right? It's like the best sho-

CASSI (annoyed): Stop flirting.

MATTHEW (taunting): Yeah Kaylee, take her her nail file.

KAYLEE: Here...

MATTHEW: Shit's like this is why I didn't want her to come.

Did she fuck up that take?

(annoyed) It was like two solid minutes.

TJ (behind camera, exasperated): We can work with it.

The fuck? Professionalism. I mean, God damn.

I can smell the bitch on the wind from here, dude. I don't wa- (chuckles)

You keep her far the fuck away from me as best you can. Please.

TJ: It's gonna get better.

MATTHEW: I know, but I have to deal with this shit at home.

All the shit I gotta deal with there

and now I come here and fucking deal with this shit?

I've told you I have a rule of three. You fuck me three times

I'm gonna fuck you up.

Man, woman, child...

I don't give a fuck if Jesus is calling...

TJ (defusing): We're here to find Logan...

(casually) I'm just talking shit. I'm just running my mouth, bro.

(laughs) I'm just talking shit.

TJ: Okay. I'm just worried about you.

MATTHEW: No, it's all right. You know me.

TJ: You just seem a little off.

TJ (to others): We're coming guys, sorry!

You good?

Yeah, I'm fine.

KAYLEE: At least we're getting some exercise. You know?

CASSI: I don't do exercising unless it's at a gym.

I don't like the-

KAYLEE: But it's good to have like, fresh air.

JAY (behind camera): Yeah and the scenery's nice.

KAYLEE: You get it.

Don't you like good scenery, Cassi?

No.

KAYLEE: Why?

'Cus.

KAYLEE (jokingly): Who hurt you? Who hurt you as a child?

I'm just kidding.

We're in the boondocks. What the fuck are we doing out here?

JAY: Boondocks?

KAYLEE: We're looking for Logan, Cassi.

You know this. You told your channel this.

Stay in the mode.

JAY: Don't you wanna find Logan?

CASSI: I do, but this is stupid.

JAY (confused): It's stupid?

We're literally part of a search party.

He's pulling a fucking prank.

KAYLEE: I'm looking forward to some food after we get out here.

CASSI: I would love to like-

JAY (to CASSI): Do you still like hibachi?

KAYLEE: Hibachi? Heck yeah. I went recently... (laughs)

I went recently and, um, they threw the shrimp tail and I caught it.

CASSI: As soon as we get back to the car, we're calling for pizza.

Or we'll just pick it up on the way.

JAY: No, pizza doesn't deliver out here...

(annoyed) We'll pick it up.

JAY: Let's wait. Let's wait up. Let's wait. Wait for them.

Why are we gonna wait?

MATTHEW (in distance): We're coming guys, sorry.

JAY (quietly to KAYLEE): Kaylee... I wasn't gonna mention this.

But... you look good.

KAYLEE: Thanks, you look good too, man.

JAY: Thanks? (laughs)

(jokingly) Thanks, man.

KAYLEE: Thanks, man. (giggles)

I make things awkward, you know me, I make things awkward, alright?

JAY (yelling): You guys coming?

MATTHEW: Yeah.

TJ: We're comin'.

MATTHEW: My bad.

CASSI (aggrivated): Matthew.

JAY: Hey, Kaylee.

CASSI (aggrivated): Where are we going?

JAY: -or a hairband that I could just?

KAYLEE: Uhhh, no.

MATTHEW (to CASSI): Don't say my name.

KAYLEE: Um, but I was thinking about

what you said and that'd be cool.

JAY: What?

Getting drinks.

CASSI: Kaylee. This light is terrible.

JAY: It's on camera.

CASSI: Can you get me-

JAY: That'll hold up in a court of law.

CASSI: My lantern, Kaylee.

KAYLEE: What?

CASSI: My lantern. The light's terrible.

MATTHEW: She's kind of right. It shouldn't even be dark yet.

KAYLEE: What?

I said she's right. It shouldn't even be dark yet.

I would say probably a good three, four hours at least.

TJ (behind camera): What do you mean?

I don't understand. Do what?

TJ: What do you mean?

Well, I don't understa- I mean, everything's changed.

KAYLEE: I mean, what time is it?

MATTHEW: Do you have a watch?

CASSI: Noon...

KAYLEE: Is your watch right?

Yeah. I mean, it's a smart watch. It's not stupid.

KAYLEE: Okay... (laughs) So maybe it's just like the tree cover...

like the tree cover... since we're in the woods...

maybe that's why it's darker?

CASSI: Yeah.

MATTHEW: Doesn't seem to make sense to me.

KAYLEE: I mean, how's it look on camera?

Do you guys need to turn your lights on?

TJ: I mean, we're gonna have to soon.

Well, can we just...

JAY: See it is getting pretty dark...

CASSI: ...try and get there and...

KAYLEE: I mean, do you know where we're going? I don't...

I'm- I'm following y'all. (nervous laugh)

JAY: How many hours of light should we have left?

CASSI: Let's just hurry up.

Couple. I don't know. At this point in time...

JAY: Come on, nature boy...

...It shouldn't be a concern. It wouldn't be a concern, but, hell...

I'm not concerned.

KAYLEE: I thought I was the only one who thought

it was getting kinda of dark in here so...

KAYLEE: Guys its getting really dark I can't see that well...

TJ: We got it. (button press)

CASSI (calling out): Logan! Logan!

TJ (serious, behind camera): Yo!

JAY: Hear that?

KAYLEE: What?

TJ: Did y'all not hear that?

CASSI: No. Except for my echo.

MATTHEW: I can't hear shit over her.

TJ: That was not an echo.

MIMICKING ECHO (in distance): Logan!

KAYLEE: Okay. I heard something that time...

I heard something. I don't know what it is

but I just wanna leave.

TJ (exasperated) Okay... Logan!

CASSI (yelling): Logan!

JAY: Logan!

CASSI: This is not funny!

KAYLEE: Can we, like, leave and come back tomorrow?

JAY: No, we gotta find Logan...

TJ: Can you get us back? Matthew, can you get us back?

What's that?

TJ: Can you get us back?

(unsure) Maybe?

TJ: It's not- uh, I don't wanna hear that...

(laughing) It's okay. (laughing)

KAYLEE: He's the only one who seems unbothered...

MATTHEW: I told y'all, trust-

KAYLEE: I have a very specific prescription

glasses and I cannot see that well so...

CASSI: That's, uh, that's a snake skin. Yeah.

MATTHEW: I think all we have to do is head this

way for a couple minutes and we'll take a

right. We'll wait at the light.

KAYLEE: Surely he's like laughing and watching us from the treeline...

CASSI (annoyed yelling): Logan!

JAY: I swear I just heard him.

CASSI MIMIC (in distance): Logan!

TJ (nervous): Whoa. Whoa.

JAY: Did you hear that?

WHISPERING VOICE: Logan.

CASSI MIMIC: This is not funny!

JAY: Yo shine your light over there.

TJ (annoyed): Logan. Yo, it's getting dark!

CASSI: Logan!

TJ MIMIC: Yo, It's getting dark.

TJ: Y'all what is that?

KAYLEE: Let's just leave... all who are in favor of leaving, say I.

JAY: No, we gotta find Logan.

Matthew, are there any animals that mimics voices?

Parrots? But, we're not at a Petco. (laughs)

CASSI: They have them in the wild I'm sure.

They have them in the wild, right?

MATTHEW: I mean, not this wild.

CASSI: What do you mean not this wild?

MATTHEW: Y'all I'm not gonna bullshit you.

I honestly don't know where we are.

TJ (angry): What do you mean?

CASSI: This is supposed to be your specialty...

TJ: Excuse me... Matt...

MATTHEW: I'm not out here in the dark all the time.

TJ: What do you mean?

MATTHEW: Jesus Christ...

I can't see shit. Put that down...

(angry grunt)

KAYLEE: Why is he getting so angry?

TJ: What the fuck was that?

JAY: Matthew.

TJ (calling out): Yo!

CASSI (aggressively): Matthew with a strong T...

respond...

JAY: Matthew.

CASSI: Oh fuck!

KAYLEE: What is that?

CASSI (behind camera): Logan!

What?

MATTHEW (yelling): Logan!

(group talking ahead) (TJ breathing heavily)

KAYLEE: Is he there?

MATTHEW (angry): No, he's not fucking here.

CASSI: We saw him...

MATTHEW: You didn't see anything!

You haven't seen shit!

All of it's been bullshit, just for your views!

CASSI: I didn't lie!

You're a fucking liar and you've been lying!

KAYLEE: I saw it too. You think I'm lying?

I think that you just co-sign on whatever the fuck she says.

KAYLEE: Oh, fuck you.

(screaming) Fuck you!

KAYLEE (walking away): Okay. Okay.

Fuck you.

TJ: Alright, alright, yo!

Get your hands off her. Stickin' up for her...

TJ (yelling): Hey, HEY!

TJ: Jay!

Fuck off!

TJ: Bro...

We ain't good enough for bros right now.

Back the fuck up.

(angry) Get that fucking light outta my face.

(bickering in distance): I have more brain cells in my left thumb than-

MATTHEW: I don't know why you decided to bring that

fucking piece of shit on this project.

Look at me. Look at me!

TJ: What's going on with you?

MATTHEW: I'm not fucking happy.

And I don't want your fucking light in my face.

MATTHEW (furious): You get this shit under control before I FUCKING control it!

CASSI (behind camera): This is all your fault.

KAYLEE: How is this my fault?

You went off to college.

KAYLEE: How is it my fault? This isn't even about...

JAY (behind camera): Do we need to do this?

KAYLEE: -college! Logans is fuck-

I don't know what's happening to him!

What are you talking about?

CASSI: Just go away...

KAYLEE: Go to hell, Cassi. I'm done with you.

JAY (calling out): Cassi!

CASSI: Fuck off.

JAY (softly): Kaylee, I have enough to deal with with Matthew.

Get that outta my face.

JAY: I can't deal with you and Cassie-

I didn't ask you to...

JAY: Please. Kaylee. Please

can we please just get along for-

(Wendigo cry, CASSI screaming)

JAY (yelling): Cassi!

KAYLEE: Oh... it was the devil. It was the devil...

(blood curdling scream) THE DEVIL!

JAY: Kaylee! Stop! Kaylee!

TJ (behind camera): Matthew.

MATTHEW (groggy): Yeah.

TJ: What's going on?

Nothing, man. Just... not feeling well.

TJ: What do you mean?

(breathing) I'm just not feeling the best...

been dealing with her fucking shit all day.

I'm hungry. God. Get the fucking light outta my face.

TJ: I'm sorry.

I keep having to tell you this shit.

TJ: I can't see you.

It's such a fuckin-

TJ: (gasp) Logan! Logan! [camera glitching]

MATTHEW: Logan! [footsteps running after Logan]

(TJ struggling)

TJ (calling out): Matthew!

MATTHEW (scream): FUCK!

(hysterical) Dude! This is bullshit.

TJ: What's wrong?!

MATTHEW (hysterical): Nothing, man.

I'm fucking doing this all night. My stomach hurts.

(furious) Get that fucking light outta my face!

TJ (sharply): What the fuck is going on with you?!

MATTHEW (angry, confused): I just don't wanna do this anymore.

TJ: What's that up there?

MATTHEW (meekly): I don't know, man. I can't see right.

TJ (annoyed): Well, I can't see. You don't want the light, I can't fucking see!

MATTHEW: I need you ahead of me, at the very least, please.

TJ: There's something up there.

MATTHEW: Then go!

TJ: I told you, I saw a cabin.

MATTHEW: ...dude, I'm just not feeling right. I'm gonna take a look at this.

Just please keep that out of my face.

MATTHEW (in distance): Let me know if you see something.

MATTHEW: Yeah?

TJ: Yeah. I see a little bit of light.

(MATTHEW breathing heavily, whispering to self)

(KAYLEE screaming, running)

JAY (behind camera, to TJ): Take that. Kaylee, what'd you see?

KAYLEE (distraught): I don't, it was-

JAY: What did you see?

KAYLEE: It was something... something... TOOK her. Something...

JAY: How big was it?

KAYLEE: It wasn't human.

JAY (to TJ): Something took Cassi.

TJ: What do you mean something took Cassi?

JAY: She saw it. She saw it. I didn't.

KAYLEE: It was like big and it had these branches...

and it moved in the trees and it had this like ghost...

...face. I don't know. I need some space from you though. I am...

JAY: Something took Cassi...

TJ (confused): Matt?

JAY: ...Like she weighed nothing...

TJ: Matt...

I- I had the camera on her...

TJ: MATT! [camera struggle]

(KAYLEE and TJ screaming)

TJ: AHHH! Get off me!

(KAYLEE screaming, JAY hits wall hard)

TJ (yelling): Kaylee! Matt, no!

GET HER!

JAY: Give me the camera, Give me the camera! Give-

JAY (behind camera): Matthew!

Kaylee!

KAYLEE!

Do you hear me!?

(JAY breathing heavily)

... The fuck?

Is that fucking Paul?

(confused) What the fuck? Kaylee?

(yelling) Kaylee! Do you hear me?

LOGAN (in distance): I don't know what that thing is...

JAY: Kaylee?!

LOGAN: ...but he got me pretty good.

JAY: Kaylee!

LOGAN: I felt his twigs inside me... (pained grunt)

JAY: Kaylee...?

LOGAN (over phone speaker): I SHOULD NEVER HAVE DONE THIS!

(Tent rustling as JAY enters)

LOGAN (over phone speaker): NOBODY SHOULD BE OUT HERE!

[footsteps approaching on leaves]

[rustling]

If anyone's still watching, I'm in serious trouble.

(struggling) My contacts are gone, so...

I'm practically blind right now...

I don't know what that thing is...

He got me pretty good.

I felt his twigs inside me.

(pained grunt)

(screaming) I SHOULD NEVER HAVE DONE THIS!

NOBODY SHOULD BE OUT HERE!

If this livefeed's still going through, just...

call the cops or something.

Maybe even the National Guard. Just...

...promise me, you won't come out here looking.

This thing IS the woods.

[camera glitch]

If you see me... (distorted voice) HOLLERING AT YOU... RUN.

(distorted voice) Get them to... (normal) burn this place down!

Just remember...

(distorted voice) HE IS the damn woods!

JAY: KAYLEE!

Kaylee?

Kaylee? Cassi! Where have you been!?

CASSI: (muttering)

Cassi. We gotta go. Cassi. Cassi. Come on.

We gotta go. What?

CASSI (softly): Jay.

JAY: What the fuck?

Jay.

JAY: What the- (struggle)

You called me Kaylee.

Jay (struggling): Get away! (grunt)

(grappling) Get away! [camera glitch]

JAY: (grappling, CASSI laughing) Cassi. Cassi, you need to stop.

Cassi! Cassi, why are you laughing?! Stop! I don't wanna do this!

Cassie, stop!

(CASSI laughs meniacally, JAY screams)

[silence of trail camera]

(JAY breathes heavily, spits)

(TJ breathing heavily)

No! (scrambles for camera, hits button)

[loud banging on door]

(TJ struggles with door)

[loud banging on door continues, TJ struggles]

(MATTHEW hitting door, muttering)

TJ: No!

MATTHEW (outside): You know I never fucking liked you.

I just wanted your camera... (laughs maniacally)

TJ: Matt!

(MATTHEW laughs maniacally)

TJ (pleading, yelling): Stop!

MATTHEW: Let me see something, baby. Go and SEE (grunt) something!

TJ: MATT!

(MATTHEW hits door)

TJ: What the fuck is wrong with you!

(banging stops, TJ breathing heavily)

[camera glitch]

TJ: What the fuck? What the fuck?

What the fuck...

[KAYLEE gasping, bone crackling, ripping]

[camera glitch]

Kaylee! Kaylee!

KAYLEE (gagging, short breath): Help. Help me. Help me...

TJ: Kaylee! Come here!

[steps on stairs]

[KAYLEE aggressively gagging]

TJ: You okay?

You okay?

[TJ breathing heavily]

[KAYLEE coughing]

Kaylee. Kaylee.

Kaylee?

KAYLEE (softly): What are you gonna tell my parents, TJ?

TJ: Wha...

[KAYLEE screams]

What the fuck?!

What the fuck?!

[struggling, TJ grunts]

[TJ yells]

[KAYLEE laughs maniacally]

[TJ whimpers, breathes heavily]

[TJ breathing heavily]

JAY (in distance, screaming): TJ! [camera distorts]

TJ (screaming): JAY!

JAY!

Oh my god... Jay.

[JAY muttering]

(panicked) Jay... Jay. Jay!

JAY (weak): No... run...

TJ: I don't know what to do... I don't know what to do...

LOGAN (manical): Logan Lovers!

(laughing) We're back...

With another show... of "Logan Does It All"!

JAY (struggling): Run...

LOGAN: Right here, you get to see my friend (voice distorts) die!

Am I in frame?

TJ: FUCK THIS!

LOGAN: Am I in frame? Where you going with my fucking camera!?

TJ: No fuck you, Logan! This is your fucking fault!

LOGAN: ...Are you watching?!

This is your fucking fau-

[dash camera whirring]

TJ (panting): Yes, yes. yes.

TJ: Paul!

PAUL: TJ?!

TJ: Paul!

(upset) I told you, you had to be outta here by sunset.

TJ: You don't understand...

What the hell's going on?

TJ: Paul!

[KAYLEE screams approaching]

TJ: Paul! PAUL!

[PAUL screaming]

TJ (panting): The fuck... what the fuck is going on!?

Help!

Help!

[Wendigo roar in distance]

[TJ panting, leaves crunching]

What the fuck...

[camera glitch] NO!!!

[flare strike]

You think? Your spotlight scares me, huh?

(distorted) I love the fucking spotlight. (laugh)

(distorted) I'm ready for my close-up.

I'm getting your blood, Tj. I want some more.

TJ (desperate): What's going on!

I've always fucking hated you.

TJ: WHAT IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL!

(scared panting) NO... NOOOOOOOOOO!

[camera whirrs to life]

[footsteps on leaves approach]

[PAUL grunts]

[PAUL breathes heavily]

PAUL (screams): TJ!!!

["The Sacrifice" by Feast on the Fallen]

[glitching]

Tim: So... I just saw the footage.

This stuff. I mean, more and more of it...

It's popping up. It's... I mean, it's happening everywhere.

It's all over the country.

I mean, there's no way

it can't all be connected... Somehow.

When, uh, TJ and I and Amanda,

we were all hanging out before going out and filming our stuff...

...I mean we definitely didn't...

...expect anything to happen it...

(sigh) Yeah. None of us expected what happened.

My friend Dawn

she actually experienced something kind of similar over in Tennesse.

Talking with her actually helped out a lot.

I mean, I can say...

I can say for sure that I'm not scared anymore.

I just want answers...

I think...

...I deserve it for myself.

I think Amanda deserves it. I think TJ...

I think everybody that's experienced something.

I think we all deserve answers. Yeah.

(drops pen on desk) I think it's time to figure out the truth

behind the legend of the Wendigo...

and I plan to do that.

[camera glitch]