All language subtitles for The April Fools - 1969

- Howard? - Potter, what are you doing here?

Take it easy. Just relax. You can have a drink. Let me do this business.

I told you, everything is fine. You just got the signature.

Before you sign. If a problem occurs ...

Consult with a lawyer and call me immediately.

-Howard is just a promotion. Is it just a promotion?

This is just the beginning. Howard takes a look at the building.

If there is a God, he probably lives in this building.

This is a big step for you. After this, to the top.

Is that the only tie you have? No, it's the one I was wearing.

Does matters? He is very sensitive about details.

Did you talk to Phyllis?

No, I called, but the phone was busy, as usual.

Don't worry, watch where you are going.

Those men have phones on every desk.

Are you sure you want me to go?

He asked me to go alone. Well, you are right.

Get used to doing something yourself.

Come, I'll take you there.

Howard Brubaker, para ver el Sr. Theodore Gunther .

Right . 20 -E. Third elevator on the left.

Well, Howard, it's time. You are now on your own.

Thanks, Potter. - Forget it, boy.

A very important customer.

This place is very nice.

What do you think about that?

Howard Brubaker isn't it? Yes sir.

What does it mean to you? - Oh is ...

There must be something?

The piece is in itself sufficient. It is contemporary art.

In fact, "it is an expression of its own."

It cost me a fortune. Come on, there are people I want you to meet.

You only have that tie? - I have others, but not here.

Do not worry . It allows you to see Wall Street.

Hello, my name is Gunther. Can I buy you a drink ?

I didn't know there was a party.

This is something I brought from Paris.

The moment I saw it, I knew I had to have it.

Not a day goes by without spending at
least five minutes searching for art.

Excuse me. Dear.

It looks like it's going to be one of the best parties. - I hope so .

This booth is the famous Ravenburry Phone Booth.

The truth of reality.

Les, Leslie. I'm happy that you're here .

- You are big . Your house is spectacular.

I know about fabrics. It is a transparent fabric, smart fabric.

Listen to her, it's her job.

Baseball no more. Basketball no more. Downhill football.

And now what are people passionate about?

- Tenis . -Hockey .

-Hockey. Perfect symbol of violence.

Twelve men pounding each other mercilessly on the ice. Think about it.

Sounds like that to me - my name is Gunther, can I buy you a drink?

Sensitivity is not just for people in need.

For example, it is impossible to say that Les is insensitive.

It's okay for them, Cath.

- Hello ? - Hello. </ I> </ i>

New York collect call, mr. Brubaker. Do you agree ? </ I> </ i>

- No . - Stan, it's me, dad.

Sorry sir, but the number is refusing to pay.

He is my son. You are going through a bad time. I do not understand.

Is it possible to call again, person to person?

Are you a typist?

I mean ... if I type?

- Hola. - Phyllis ...

We have to do something about it ... Stan.

It's the third time he's hit the phone in my face this week.

The teacher said it is normal. Stanley focuses on television ...

I can't stand the sound of people I can't see

There is a study from Princeton University.

Well, they are working on it. I have good news .

Gunther appointed me head of the investment department.

Phyllis, can you hear me? I heard you, Howard.

You don't seem very happy. - Good for Howard.

- I just have to find a new home. And the new house you got last month?

I can't speak now, the girls are coming, I have to change my clothes.

My name is Brubaker. Can I buy you a drink ?

Agree. I'm going for my bag.

Hello Brubaker. This is Naomi. You will see it a lot.

Brubaker, are you okay?

I met a girl and she went to get her purse.

You've found someone, it's good for you! Where are you going to take it?

- I don't know, to his house, I think. - to your house? Is your wife ?

No, I mean her house, where she lives.

Error . From here I'm going to the old club. It is like my second home.

- I'm not sure . Brubaker - take the reins.

- Are you leaving so soon? Very sorry .

Hey .

It is a work with its own expression.

I think there must be something about it.

It didn't seem early to me, my name is Catherine ..

- Brubaker , Howard. - Brubaker ?

How are you?

I don't know what to talk about in the elevator.

What a party, right? - What, good or bad party?

Good and bad.

I can tell it was in the middle.

- You go to alot of parties ? Not really.

But in the future, I think I will. Today I was also promoted.

Really a great promotion. - I was in the street. -on the street?

- Are you interested in equity stocks? - No .

I think it's going to be a good year. The market tends to increase.

There could be a price drop. But I think -

- You live in the city? - Yes .

Where is ? - Here .

It must be very convenient.

I call a taxi.

- Mrs. Gunther need help? Yes, please call a taxi.

Cab! Cab! Cab!

I thought you hadn't seen me.

How about stopping at the old club? - Okay .

- Okay . What club are you thinking of, buddy?

Safari Club.

Safari Welcome to the club. You are now in the jungle.

Dancing and entertainment can be found on the second floor.

Buffet is on the left. Shoot the waitress to serve you.

Good hunting .

- You come here often ? Not really.

But I think I'm coming because my boss says it's his second home.

Lives at the zoo, I guess.

You take ?

Something double. - Double .

Sorry, I didn't hit you. Where was it?

I am not good with animals.

The dog barks at me when I get home. In fact, it is normal.

It came with the house, it belonged to the former owner.

He doesn't know that I'm the owner, he thinks I'm a thief, so he barks at me.

I'm talking about my house ... Darien, Connecticut.

And I don't live there alone with a dog.

I live with a woman.

And a boy, Stanley, a boy.

I mean, I'm married. Is very good . Also, I don't live alone.

Are you married too? - Yes .

Look to you?. You don't seem married.

Thank you. Neither do you.

Thank you. I have been twelve years.

Twelve years. And twelve different houses too.

- You have to travel a lot. No, my wife loves decoration.

When a house is finished, he gets bored, and wants another house and so we start over.

She is very focused on homes.

So what about you? I am not as happy as you.

Why? I withdraw what I said, it is not my concern.

Have children ? - No . My husband does not like children.

You think they are too childish.

Sorry, I forgot. What's wrong with these waitresses?

Can we have a double of something?

Your name is Brubaker? There is a call for you.

For me?

Excuse me ?

- Hello ? - Brubaker! How is everything ?

Hi, what? Mr. Gunther, Hello

What is the Doctor `s diagnosis?? Does your patient have a fever? </ I> </ i>

My patient ? That? I do not understand . She is a very nice girl, okay.

Good Guy. Don't say you are married.

See you in the morning.

I am not saying that I am married.

I'm married.

The truth, I do not understand.

"Do you want to hear funny tapes?" She said.

I heard it was your idea.

I've known them for years, I didn't expect it from them.

I attend, I attend.

For Bod to say the lady was drunk.

- Hello. - Stanley is me, dad. Do not hang.

please put me with your mother? </ I> </ i>

Phyllis , Phyllis , ¿puedes oírme?

Uh, it's that puppy.

- Hola. - Phyllis .

I wanted to tell you. I missed train 801.

I'm going to go on 957, I'll arrive at 11:14.

Howard, you are very focused on schedules.

Try not to be so dependent on your schedule.

This is not my agenda.

New York, New Haven and Hartford are the defining ones.

I can't speak right now, I have guests.

Phyllis ? Phyllis ?

My boss, a great business appeared.

investment accounts. - Papers.

He asked about us. Seriously?

It was his idea to come here. It's not my kind of place.

You are not that kind of woman, either. I didn't know what to say to him.

Next time why don't you tell him ...

What do you want, sir?

Come on ... The bill, please. - He didn't ask for anything.

You haven't asked ... then everything is fine.

Do you want a taxi?

- Do you want a taxi? No, let's go for a walk.

I didn't want to leave, but I missed the train ..

I'm late and when I go ... -

Is she worried about you?

No, she is not worried about me.

I promised you a drink, right?

- Do you dance? - If I dance?

- Yes . - No .

Thanks god .

-Catherine, how are you? - All right.

Big. It was without a doubt our best party.

Where are you? Where do you think

Catherine is not the time for jokes. This is a party for 200 people.

I was out for hours. Have not you noticed?

Of course, I noticed. A while ago I was wondering ... "where is Cathy?"

We'll talk later .

- Are you from Gemini? - Yes .

- How did you know? - Heartbeat.

You should be guided more by your emotions, stop thinking so much.

I think I was expecting too much. What is your sign?

It is Taurus. - Very inconsistent.

Of course, astrology is not important, but it is too ambitious.

He likes to have everything he sees.

And what do you think of him?

I think it's cancer. Compassionate, shy, sensitive.

- You two are very compatible. -What a pity.

- Are you from Paris? - Yes .

That's great. You should meet my husband. He was forced to leave Paris.

I'm sorry, but I - I understand.

Guys! Unfortunately, I am in serious trouble.

He was doing so well. I didn't drink a drop in three months.

74 days 10 hours 7 minutes.

A new world record.

And the owner of the record is Orlow P. Walters.

I do not drive . Maybe you can do it.

Friends and neighbors, reputation is ...

Raised money to buy chips ... pity.

Gears need to be lubricated. - Brubaker ...

Do you know fencing?

No, I tried to be part of the team at school but ...

Spectacular .

- Is tired ? I'm not well.

- Hi dear. - Hi my love.

I have brought guests.

Catherine and Brubaker. - How are they?

Catherine is from Paris, and he was a fencing champion in school.

Magnificent. Nice to meet you.

Are you from Paris? - Yes .

That was where I met my wife. Your partner will be my fencing partner.

- Yes . -Catherine, let's cool off.

Brubaker and I are going to do a few sets.

Sword the stock?

I don't know about the fencing equipment.

I am learning . Wonderful sport, right?

- Yes . It is now illegal.

That is why I only practice at night.

But I do it all overnight.

Actually, I was not a fencing champion.

I found out a long time ago ...

all the unpleasant things in life happen during the day.

Some remain. Women wear curlers.

The men go to work on the subway, cheating each other in business.

To borrow money at high interest rates. I hope not to offend.

What do you do ? - I'm on the street.

I'm sure you will find a job soon.

This is my favorite room.

I feel like I'm in the past.

- Good luck. But at night, the markets are closed.

The moon appears. The sails tremble.

The champagne explodes. The women are cheerful and beautiful.

Greta Garbo films are shown on television.

So the solution is to sleep during the day and live at night.

On guard!

That's Japanese, it's not entirely fair ...

But in fencing, as Brown says, anything goes.

A great attack! Thanks, but the fact is -

Do you believe in fate? - No . Absolutely .

Well then, let me see your luck.

- I don't think so ... Me neither.

It's bad luck to be superstitious, but the cards are so beautiful.

The first card is the image you have of yourself.

God ! Crazy ... Do you feel silly?

A little . There is a party at my house now.

I should be there . But we went with Brubaker.

But for whatever reason, I don't care. I am happy here.

You don't seem very happy. Can your husband beat you?

- How do you know I'm married? -You are wearing alliance

How else would you know? - Yes of course.

Allow me. On guard!

The future .. Hmm, the world.

And about making decisions and options open to you.

You are going to travel . Do you have travel plans?

- No . You've seen ? It's silly.

I'm thinking of ... leaving my husband.

Have you seen these runaway games?

I have thought about it for a long time.

Is it a wedding cake?

When Andre and I got married we invented bread.

When we got married people thought we were perfect

Like the dolls on the cake.

Two beautiful people, but this is not enough.

I think there must have been a time when it was like this.

Do you think you should quit? No one can give that advice.

Why don't you check the letters? There may be one for your future.

Excellent, but it makes him vulnerable ... one, two, three, four, five.

Fabulous!

Good game. It was fun !

Yes, fun.

A very nice house. My wife would like to get her hands on it.

Brubaker? Why do people get married ?

I don't know, they get married ...

There is a wedding in the country every five seconds.

- So fast? Probably use computers.

I would like to live in a castle.

- Alone? No, with a prince.

I was a prince once.

In kindergarten, a play, I played a prince.

An evil witch turned me into a toad, and to undo the spell ...

the only way was to be kissed by a beautiful princess.

But when it was time to kiss the girl who was the princess ...

he must have thought I looked terrible in the toad mask ....

She left the stage and the delighted toad remained a toad.

You are a prince .

It is the first time in many years that I kiss a woman without it being a goodbye,

good night and happy birthday.

And it is the first time that I kiss a man before being kissed.

I'm very ... forget. - No . What were you about to say?

I was going to say something that I should say, but I don't know ...

Tonight we must say what we really want.

And do what we want to do?

Charming.

The sun will appear at any moment.

Do you want to spend the day? No, I better go back.

- They will come back, right? Thanks, we will be back.

See you soon. - See you soon .

- Your friend is a good athlete. Thank you.

- I'm going to quit. When?

Today, tonight. As soon as possible.

I waited for a long time to get out of here. Where are you going ?

Home to Paris.

- I don't know Paris. - Would you like it .

Very romantic.

Look, I don't know how to say it.

This was the most incredible night of my life.

I know, it's ... I wish I could -

I'm going to become a toad again, as always.

You are a prince .

Forever.

I better go .

Have a good trip. You too.

Where are all your houses? - Darien, it's not exactly Paris.

Goodbye. You seem to say goodbye a lot.

Too .

- Hello . - Hello .

I am the new secretary.

We met at the party last night.

Yes of course. Are you .... How are you?

- Tired. I also.

- You want the pill? What kind of pill?

- Tell me. - No thanks.

- Can you call my wife? Of course.

What's your name? - Brubaker, Howard.

I will call you ...

Mr. Brub - Howard ... You can call me whatever you want.

Well, I'm used to working with whistlers.

Yes? - His wife, Bru.

Bru ?

Phyllis, I have a very important thing to say to you.

Howard, I'm glad you called. I have seen a couple earlier today

of houses that I liked, we have to move soon.

Soon? - We have a house for now.

Of course, there is a lot of work to be done. Have you seen the new office?

Yes, I am here now. How many windows does it have?

-Once . - Once ?

I'm going there on Monday to see what I can do. Gunther ...

said something about ... re-decorate?

No, he did not do it. Phyllis, I have a very important thing to say to you.

Ask her. - Phyllis ...

Howard, don't be afraid. He came to you. You are so cautious.

- Phyllis ... - The Cranshaws are coming tonight ...

... I can't do that, it's sick. - Phyllis ...

We are sending a tape recorder.

- What tape? - The bell is ringing.

Thanks for calling.

What did you think of Brubaker? It is not the Palace of Versailles, of course.

My God, what happened to you? Were you attacked?

No, I haven't had time to change my clothes and shave.

Well I was expecting a bit of celebration, but moderate.

I brought these contracts - Mr. Gunther, I have news.

- What's new ? I'm going to quit .

It will be my formal resignation, but I wanted to tell you -

Brubaker, I've seen a lot of people leave the top ...

but never on the first day.

It was a pleasure to collaborate and my decision has nothing to do with the company ...

I just have other plans.

What other plans? Suicide? Brubaker what are you talking about?

In fact, it has to do with what he did. Here, thank you.

There is a girl I met at the party last night.

She is leaving her husband. And I decided that I'm going to ...

go with her tonight if she wants to, to Paris.

Brubaker, is this just alcohol or drugs too?

It's weird, I know, but it's serious.

This is a great opportunity to tell you that it was a partnership

wonderful and my decision does not reflect anything personal.

Well brubaker, if you want to have other outings with that woman -

She is a beautiful and wonderful woman. Good, Brubaker.

You want to go out with that beautiful and wonderful woman, take the week ...

You don't understand, Mr. Gunther, I'm not coming back.

Brubaker, a girl he met at one of my parties,

Kisses, drinks, hugs. A few hours on the pillows.

Do not understand. It's not like that.

She is a princess, I am a toad that became a prince.

- Brubaker - I was first a prince.

Brubaker, wait. - But I have become a toad and she gave me a kiss ..

- Brubaker, you are not a toad. That's right.

It is important that you believe that to be true.

I'm not TOAD now, I'm a prince. But I was a toad.

Brubaker, repeat after me.

I am not a toad now or before.

- No . - Repita Brubaker .

I am not a toad now, nor have I ever been a toad.

Brubaker, you need to rest. You should consult a doctor.

A psychiatrist or a veterinarian.

I can help? - Yes .

I've been here a couple of hours in the morning with a girl, a woman.

Blonde, she was wearing a suit-type dress.

Mrs. Gunther. 20 -E.

Sra. .. Gunther .

My friend and I decided to come with the princess, if possible.

- How do you define this? - I wish I could .

- Do you think we look alike? In the foolish, I think!

Hope so .

Were you happy as a child? Yes, I was.

And you? - Yes .

Did you have any adventure in childhood? - No .

And you? - No .

When I was ten years old, my grandmother gave me a fish tank.

I bought two fish with the money I had saved.

And the seller put them in Chinese food containers.

I remember it because it was what people ate.

When I got home, I carefully opened the cardboard box ...

And I put in the fishbowl ... chop suey.

The man gave me the wrong box, with the Chinese food.

I was looking at the noodles and vegetables
floating in the water, and my father came up to me and asked ...

"What's that," "Chop Suey," he said.

"Don't forget, your mother and I are not going to take care of him for you," he said.

I don't think Webster can last a year.

Let's put him on defense.

The reservation will be Ferroski.

Gentlemen, a supporter arrived first.

Do you know who she is?

- I haven't seen her before. - I like .

So I think it needs the official welcome. Excuse me.

Gunther is my name. How about a drink? Are you.

Hey, Potter. - Oh, you look awful.

Seriously? I think so. Scotch and water, please.

I met a girl yesterday. I'm going to Paris.

What are you talking about. And Phyllis?

Will not go. You take care of everything. That's why I came to talk to you ...

Give him everything he wants, the car, the house.

- Do you want a divorce? - Yes .

And at work? - I quit .

Which was probably good, because the girl is Gunther's wife.

Gunther's wife? -Health.

Last night you didn't have another tie and today will you run away with your boss's wife?

Listen to me, Howard. I believe that ...

... You're going too fast. Come back to yourself, relax.

I'm relaxed. In all my life I was not myself.

The moment I met this girl I came back to life.

I started to laugh. I started to laugh. And it made me laugh.

I danced, I fenced.

And I bought a toad. - Howard, you're crazy.

Better to order another drink. Two more.

What are you doing here ?

I am here to talk to you. Can we go to a quiet place?

What's wrong with this place? This is mine, since our house is silent.

Yes, I think so, that's the problem.

Everything is public. Our lives, our friends, our home.

Wait, we can have something in our lives, our friends, but there is nothing wrong with our house.

It cost more than $ 300,000. It's a great place to show.

Didn't you hear the people yesterday? - I left early ..

Right, where the hell have you been?

I know, you went for a romantic walk.

You were walking through the park, looking for injured birds.

Listen to me . This is New York, and a girl ...

walking alone in the park isn't romantic ... it's crazy.

We can't talk here. Leave.

- Go where? to Paris .

Paris? Why is everyone suddenly going to Paris? There's a party?

First that crazy guy in the office who thinks he's a tadpole.

And now ... what about everyone?

I'm not feeling well, folks, so I'm going out.

Forget this. I won't allow it, you won't ruin my day!

I'm sorry, but I - I don't want to hear your excuses!

Today is a very important day for me.

Next time remember to respect the feelings of others.

Potter, you live an unhappy marriage.

You do not get it ? Have you ever met a girl who makes you feel different?

I met her. I never told anyone before.

There was a girl, she was divorced.

Her name was Barbara Jo Wilkerson. It was beautiful, beautiful.

He was suing the dentist for his 6-year-old son.

and I was representing the dentist.

- I can't forget the first thing I said to him. What was it

Mrs. Wilkerson, my name is Potter Shrader.

Dr. Zimmerman's attorney.

That? Ow.

The first thing I said to Catherine ...

... "Brubaker is my name. Can I buy you a drink?"

Do you know what he said? -Howard, can I finish?

One thing led to another . For three weeks, I felt like you.

He wanted to leave Mimsy and the twins.

Go to Wyoming, get married and raise horses.

What do you know about raising horses?

What did I know about the law? I learned it from books.

And I also learned to play the guitar. You did it?

We had a story. She was a hostess in a salon.

I was the Sundance Kid and we knew each other ..

I am a toad and she is a princess.

We went to the lounge bar and I said ...

... " Dame un whisky doble " - Vete.

And she said, "Is that all you want, Kid, the whiskey?"

At that time I had a drinking problem. It was good therapy for me.

"No, miss, there is one more thing on my mind"

She smiled, God, she had nice teeth.

I wonder why he never takes the child to his own dentist.

She said "Is that it? Show me, Kid"

Howard, you can't imagine what it was.

I know that. I'm saying, what's wrong with her.

I prepared a speech for Mimsy.

It was long, and I wrote the keywords on the flashcards to remember.

On the night she was leaving, she called and told me ...

... "Honey, get ready" and then he put his hand in my pocket.

You know what they say, Howard. It is never lost ...

anything you really don't want to lose.

So the next day I went with new cards to talk to Bárbara Jo.

It is not the same situation. - I had an affair with her.

Silence. There is nothing to be ashamed of.

Maybe, but it's better than getting rid of the family.

- Potter, this is not the case. It is what we have told each other.

- You never regretted it? - Every time I see a horse.

But we have to make sacrifices for certain things.

I have made sacrifices for 12 years. Twelve years!

The only thing Phyllis and I talked about at home.

... it was about dinners, carpenters and plumbers.

Irv and Sally Plummer are having dinner tomorrow night.

I'm not going, I'm going to Paris.

Prepare the documents, give her everything. I will send the account address.

Howard again. Let's have a drink.

I have no time . See you before the trip.

Leave me, Potter. - How are you going to live there?

Do not go. - I will, I will call you.

Not worth it . You will regret.

Get Barbara Jo!

- If you want to change your mind - Are you kidding me?

You don't want to change your mind, do you? I'm not sure.

- You are happy ? - Yes .

I also. Yes.

See you at the airport. - Very good.

Goodbye. - You say goodbye many times.

Thank you.

That did not happen.

You weren't there, man. I knew you couldn't go.

- Scotch and water, please. - A French girl taking off.

You tell him so he won't go. Why not ?

They go to Paris. - What's your name ?

Whose? - From the French girl.

It is none of your business. It's a shame .

She left you, give friends a chance.

She didn't let me. I'm not your friend. I do not know who you are.

Howard, Matt Benson. Matt Benson , Howard Brubaker .

Nice to meet you. Hey

What about the number of the bitch?

She is not a whore and I will not give you her number.

I'm going to Paris tonight. Sure, that's what I said, too ...

But this train only goes to New Haven. - Very good.

This train only goes to New Haven.

You can't go to Paris on the train. It just goes New Haven.

Look, let's make a deal.

Gina Hernández, half-Basque, half-Italian.

- I don't want any Basque-Italian. - This train is not going to Italy.

I am a reasonable person. Then you want a classy one.

Tabitha Sternowski. Greek and Polish.

She does pole dance and also sings.

Look, I - it doesn't matter. Excuses.

I am reasonable, I have others.

I want another. This boy too, a double for him.

- Love . Sweetheart.

First of all, I want us all to stay calm.

Where is Cath?

Poor girl ..

You know, I don't believe what Les told me.

If a couple like you. separates like ...

What will happen to the rest of us?

No?

Sorry if I caused trouble. - Problems?

Problems? What are the problems among sensitive people ...

What do they understand each other?

That's true, Cath.

Darien ... Darien . < / I> < / i >

Agree. I got this. Dorinda Uetofian.

Half Armenian, half Chinese. Here is the phone.

- No . - Very good. Agree.

Almida Van Mooten. Dutch and Byzantine. He knows how to make chocolate.

You don't understand, I'm going to Paris with this girl ..

This train doesn't stop at the girl. - I am a reasonable man.

Agree. I go at the same level.

I never told anyone in my life ...

... even my analyst.

I have a soft spot for foreign girls. Maybe because I didn't travel much.

And my wife? He's from Iowa, but when he drinks he's happy.

Catherine, as your friend and neighbor ...

I'm worried, I'm a sensitive person ... -

Leslie, leave me alone.

You think it's better, ..

Nobody knows what is best for others.

Come on baby Leslie is trying to help.

Look, if you touch me again ...

I'm going to punch you in the eye. Now go and you too.

Come on, honey, let's go bowling.

I think I saw all the names. You understand ?

Foreign movie. The country does not matter.

- Bridgeport! Are you in Bridgeport?

- I'm in Dorien. - I was at Stanford. What about your friend?

-Fairfield . -Fairfield .

That's right. Pinch me when we get to Fairfield.

I'm feeling terrible on the weekend. I haven't heard Stanford advertise.

Let me hear you say Stamford. - Bridgeport!

You've seen ? Let's go .

Pay attention now. This is the 7.15pm train arriving in Bridgeport.

This is the last stop. No passengers.

It is 7:15 pm. Until I get home it will be 8:00 PM.

I will call her . Take care of him.

Catherine, no problem. I am going to take a taxi.

Bridgeport. I missed my stop. But okay, I'm going to get a cab.

Let me talk to her. - Brubaker, are you okay?

- Hi dear. I am Matt Benson. - I'm going to take a taxi, don't worry.

Where do you work, dear? - Brubaker!

- I can not hear . Do you like fried banana?

Everything is alright . The train doesn't stop darling.

- There are beautiful Filipino girls. Do not worry. still in the taxi.

- Do you live in the city, babe? - I'll tell Phyllis everything.

What do you want ? Nylons? I will not delay.

See you at the airport, Catherine.

Get out of here, I have to find a taxi.

Taxi!

I am writing to you from Paris. Thanks, Potter.

You are welcome. This car is Mimsy's, she's here.

We will have dinner with you tonight. Let's go .

You don't understand, Potter. Please wait a bit.

Benson! Wait, do not go! I told him to leave .

Benson, we're going out to dinner. Food time.

Potter, where are you going?

If you enter through the back door, there is time to do it again.

Mimsy is obsessed with abstinence. She thinks I'm an alcoholic.

But it takes several stages to become an alcoholic.

First you start drinking in the morning, and then secretly drinking.

Potter, watch your step!

It must be Howard.

From a certain point, drinking becomes a problem.

Seriously, Howard, you don't think I drink too much, do you?

I don't think you drink much.

Me and my damn ambition, just what I think.

But people can change. Fuck the money, we got enough

Starting tomorrow, I'm going home three days a week.

By doing nothing, listening to records, we meet again.

I don't want to do anything but listen to records.

Listen! You sit in the park, get drunk, visit museums.

Do you remember what it was like? Ted, don't try to seduce me.

You like it? That is the only option I have.

Everything I have means nothing without you.

You want me to sell the Rockets? No, that is not between us.

Are the twelve most powerful men on ice. They will be champions.

I give up in a heartbeat.

It's not too late. When there is love -

Love ? What does it have to do with love? We are in the 20th century.

Last night, I met two people. They are still in love.

After 25 years of marriage, I saw it in her eyes.

And this afternoon I saw something in your eyes.

- Surprise . - It was a big disappointment

After two years of marriage, you feel sorry for me.

Do not talk like that. Even if it were true, I feel so bad.

I feel bad too, but we have to accept it.

Let's face it together. - No .

Do you remember the little blue house, the creaking of the bed?

We had that once and it is not lost.

Cathy is like riding a bike.

No, but it wasn't love. What was it then?

It was attraction. - Very good. I am willing to do so.

We are attracted to each other. I do not deny that it is true.

We choose each other, we get married. We needed each other.

No, Ted, please. - Cathy, I need you more than anything.

I know you don't show up, but it's true. Cathy, you are beautiful.

- Please . Ted, no, no! - Cathy! It will be as before.

Even better. I promise you. I swear to god .

Phyllis .

I have something important to tell you.

OMG! ...

Agree. The cards on the table .

I don't blame you for being angry. It's strange .

I knew that one day I would learn.

I must have been crazy to risk it.

Losing you for another that doesn't mean anything

She was a very attractive coach. I was worried, I didn't want to get fat ...

And she had this exercise program ...

It lasted a couple of weeks. What can I say ?

I'm weak . How long have you known her?

- I do not know . - You do not know?

No, but that doesn't matter.

What do you mean that it doesn't matter, of course it is important?

I confessed that I needed you.

Are you really leaving? Yes, I'm sorry.

Wait a minute . Now I understand.

I'm not stupid . I know human psychology.

If you are not going to leave me it is because there is someone else.

Yes, but this has nothing to do with us. I knew it! Who is it ? I have the right -

Forget this. I do not mind . Knowing that there is another is bad enough.

After all these years, losing you for another.

I feel like Adlai Stevenson. Do you remember what he said in 1956?

He was too old to cry, but ...

but it hurt too much to smile.

Please, Ted. You don't even vote and he's a Republican.

- Then I change my game. - You're not going to change my idea.

What should I say ? I'm not good at talking. Say what I should talk about.

There is nothing more to say than goodbye.

What did you say ? What did he say ?

He said I was a princess and a toad.

Brubaker !

I understand now!

Phyllis, I need to talk to you.

- Congratulations Howard. Why? What is it....

I sold the house, the owners will move in next week.

Howard, do you know how he looks?

Yes, I stayed up all night. -With whom, with a woman?

Yes, I met a woman. Come on, Howard, I know you.

You said, "Mimsy, I'm never going to have more than one drink."

That is not fair . I warned you about this.

Phyllis, do you hear me? I met this woman at the party.

and we get along very well. She is married too.

Does she have a name? - Yes . Catherine.

Well, the sooner you talk to her, the better.

I don't think you understand, Phyllis.

Potter! get that drunk off me!

That drunk is my friend.

Do not get angry .

I can't stay for dinner because I'm going to Paris tonight.

I quit my job, I'm leaving, I quit everything.

Certain. He hoped to say it in more pleasant circumstances.

I don't want to force you to stay.

What are you talking about?

Cathy isn't just the two of us, you have more to consider.

That?

We're going to have a baby.

Do you know how many divorces I do a week?

Every time I say, OMG, let the next one be mine!

I forbid you to approach the twins in the state that you are.

Our marriage is a failure. We have been living with problems for years!

Howard, we have argued and decided that it is not my fault ..

She forbids me? Forbids me! Me, the head of the house?

- The husband, the man, the lawyer. - The alcoholic.

We spent half the time arguing and the other half in silence.

On average, it is almost impossible. But our life is a great void!

Howard, speak for yourself. I have a full and active life.

I have housework, decorating, Stanley, community activities ..

... social work, hobbies, cultural studies.

But there is no love! There is no love between us, Phyllis.

I don't think we like each other.

Howard, you are so focused on emotions.

Stanley, dinner is ready. Let's all have dinner.

His name is Andros. A Greek boy, lives with his family in Athens.

I applied for a full adoption, $ 250 per month.

We can visit you whenever we want, if not, we can write to you.

Ted, was that ... - I thought about it for a long time.

Today I have made up my mind. Is the time.

- Do you want to see a picture of him? Ted, this is great, but ...

I don't want ... -Catherine!

I can't believe what you say. Imagine little Andros, ..

Growing up in a broken home in America, without a mother, the same day he was adopted.

Ted, please tell the driver to go faster.

Alcoholic, yes? I'm going to show you what this alcoholic is going to do.

I'm taking Howard to Paris myself tonight ...

With ... Barbara Jo Wilkerson.

Who is Barbara Jo Wilkerson? Someone who loves the alcoholic.

Let's go to Paris!

Howard.

If you walk out that door, you can consider our separation.

Come on, I'll drive.

It's 9:00 p.m. -St. Will you get? Are you kidding me friend?

Do you keep saying no to me and little Andros?

Ted, you're screaming. You say no to me and yes to that madman?

Ted, please, you're screaming. - I know I'm screaming.

I love screaming. What is the problem? Brubaker does not scream?

Be careful!

Potter!

Cálmate , Howard.

The French are very laid back people.

Are you sure you don't want me to drive?

I do not want to argue . Relax and let it drive.

Right, Benson? - My coat.

What happened to the coat? - The one hooked on the door.

open then. No!

Transworld Airlines flight number 83 ... </i> </i>

ready to take off from New York to Kansas City .... </ I> </ i>

I'm going to check out the bags. No, come with me.

Potter !

I have a reservation on behalf of Mrs. Gunther, flight 850

Do you have to go tonight? Why don't you go tomorrow?

We can go to dinner in our charming little Italian restaurant.

But we don't have a lovely little Italian restaurant.

We still don't have it? Then let's find one.

Everyone should have a lovely little Italian restaurant.

- You're acting ... - I know.

I am a failure, always have been.

So make me a big winner. Cathy ... do you understand me?

Thank you, Mrs. Gunther. Flight card.

Thank you.

This is the last call for flight 850, passengers please proceed to gate 9. </ I> </ i>

Come on, mate. - With an eye on the road.

Mr. Howard Brubaker, please come to Gate 8.

Mr. Howard Brubaker, please come to Gate 8.