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Original subtitles

[???]

?�It's�a�mad,�mad�world�?

?�And�guess�who's�gonna save�it�all?�?

?�It's�a�dirty�job�?

?�But�someone's�gotta�do�it�?

?�Yeah,�we�can�do�it�?

?�Super�Team�Canada!�?

?�Hey,�hey!�?

?�The�fate�of�the�free�world�?

?�Is�in�our�hands�?

?�We're�the�heroes�of�the�land�?

?�Super�Team�Canada!�?

[loon�calling]

[???]

[announcer]�Previously on�Super�Team�Canada...

[announcer] And�currently�in�my�garage...

[sobbing]

I'll�show�them.

I'll�show�everybody!

[announcer]�Meanwhile,

things�are�tense at�Jolly�Joe�Aquarium�Supplies.

[snorting�and�grunting]

[groaning�sadly]

[Breakaway]�Open�that�door

one�more�time without�pulling�anything�out,

and�I�swear�I'll�shut�it on�your�fat�face.

[growling]

[roaring]

What�do�you�care?

It's�not�like�you�ever�pay your�part�of�the�electric�bills,

or�any�bills.

I'm�still�recovering

from�a�few�hundred bad�investments.

Why�don't�you�go�back to�watering

your�"I'm�still�single and�am�gonna�die�alone"�garden.

It's�a�vertical�farm!

Every�time�you�speak,

it�sounds�like�a�sick�rhino

blowing�a�gravel�truck.

Guys,�stop!

I�know�we're�all�going a�little�crazy

'cause�we�haven't�had�any�crime in�the�past�two�weeks,

but�that�doesn't�mean we�should�turn�on�each�other.

Yes,�it�does! Who�else�am�I�gonna�turn�on?

He's�the�dumbest�person I've�ever�met!

Hey!�Poutine's�mental�state is�just�fine,

and�speaking�of�fine,

coming,�Janet!

[???]

-[alert�blaring] -[RCM-PC]�Alert!�Alert!

I�have�an�incoming high-level�message

on�my�super-secret subsonic�receiver!

Finally,�some�action!

By�the�mystic�winds, let's�do�this!

[smashing�ceiling]

-[geese�honking] -[Poutine]�She�killed�Janet!

[recording]�As�the�world's greatest�heroes,

you're�cordially�invited

to�the�Miami Superhero�Convention.

Come�meet�your�fans in�the�fun�and�the�sun

this�weekend�in�Miami!

[RCM-PC�gasping]

Yes!

I've�never�been�to�Italy!

Incredible!

This�is�a�huge�honour!

No,�I�meant�incredible

because�if�I�spend one�more�second

near�you�a-holes,

I'll�throw�an�elbow into�my�own�face.

Paris,�here�we�come!

[action�hero�cartoon�sting]

[fans]�He's�my�favourite Darrell�Smood

since�Darrell�Smood!

?�Darrell�Smood...�?

?�Junior!�?

[Narrator] But�something�was�amiss.

While�D-level�celebrity Darrell�Smood

was�swarmed�by�superfans,

Super�Team�Canada�was�swarmed

by�silence�and�indifference. -[Sask�snoring]

-[clock�ticking�loudly] -So,�who�invited�them?

And�when?

And�did�they�RSVP?

[RCM-PC] Finally,�lunch�time!

[clock�ticking�loudly]

[RCM-PC,�smashing] We�can�be�bored�at�home.

Let's�go.

[Poutine]�As�I�once�said to�my�STD�doctor...

[glass�shattering, Sask�groaning]

...when�will�this�agony�end?

[man�with�Dutch�accent] Are�you�guys�Super�Team�Canada?

You�talk�kinda�funny.

You�having�a�stroke?

No,�I'm�Dutch.�[chuckling]

I�just�wanted�to�ask you�brave�heroes�a�question.

Are�you�aware of�the�singer�Bryan�Adams?

[RCM-PC]�Of�course.

Bryan�Adams�is�not�only a�rock�'n'�roll�legend,

but�one�of�the�most�famous countrymen.

Oh,�that's�amazing.

So,�given�that�you�are Super�Team�Canada,

and�he�is�Canadian,

is�it�correct�for�me�to�assume

that�you�and�Bryan�Adams are�friends?

-Not�at�all- -���������For�sure!

Deep�down,

all�Canadians are�the�best�of�friends,

connected�by�a�unique�bond

only�those�from the�Great�White�North

can�understand.

Anything�else we�can�help�you�with?

Yes!

You�can�help�me

help�you�die!

For�I�am�Adams�Bryan,

the�anti�Bryan�Adams!

It�was�I�who�invited�you to�this�convention.

Unless�you�bring�me your�pathetic�friend,

Bryan�Adams,

everyone�here�is�doomed!

Cheesy�Death�Blimp!

[smashing]

[all�shouting]�No!

[groaning]

[groaning]�Huh?

That�claw�is�made of�Adamsbryanium,

a�rare�material�I�invented

that�neutralizes all�forms�of�super�powers.

I�spent�the�last�20�years researching�and�perfecting�it,

along�with�my�hatred of�your�bestie,

Bryan�Adams!

What�the�hell�is�your�problem with�Bryan�Adams?

Happy�to�tell�you.

Spooky�under-light�and�music.

Years�ago, when�I�was�a�little�boy

back�in�my�hometown�of�Shmjord,

I�only�loved�two�things...

making�rotten soy�cheese�popsicles,

and�the�hard-driving

"tell�it�like�it�is about�the�teenage�heart"�music

of�Mr.�Bryan�Adams.

So�I�got�multiple after-school�jobs,

saved�up�my�money,

and�bought�a�ticket to�see�my�hero

when�he�came�to�my�town.

He�was�incredible!

The�tight�jeans,

the�power�ballads

about�the�Robin�Hood.

But�after�the�concert,

I�waited�an�hour in�the�pouring�rain

to�try�to�get�his�autograph,

but�was�told�he�had left�immediately�after�the�show.

I�was�brokenhearted,

I�got�the�flu,

and�I�lost�my�jobs,

and�did�terribly�in�school,

because�of an�arrogant�jukebox�boy

who�treated�his�fans like�scheissemulepoopen!

From�that�point�on,

I�vowed�to�kill�all�Canadians,

and�I�will�not�stop

until�my�final�Canadian�victim

is...�Mr.�Bryan�Adams!

Increase�claw�pressure!

[bones�crunching, team�groaning]

I�have�an�armada

of�other�cheese-themed�blimps full�of�bombs

headed�for�your�country right�now!

Give�me�Bryan�Adams'�location,

or�your�entire�country�is

pannekoekenfloepenshnoppenfluff!

[alert�blaring] Warning!

Team�skeletal�integrity down�to�22%.

Wait!�If�you�let�us�go, we'll�call�Bryan!

How?

I've�tried�everything,

and�no�offense,�I�am�a�genius,

and�you�are�all�very, very,�incredibly�stupid.

We�would�engage�the�secret Bryan�Adams�distress�code,

the�one�all�Canadians�are�given

when�we�have�our�Bryan-mitzvahs.

Right,�guys?

-Wha...? -Huh?

The�distress�code

that�we�all�have�to�send

on�the�secret�radio

inside�RCM-PC

at�the�same�time?

Okay,�do�it,

but�no�funny�business!

One�wrong�move,

and�all�the�sad�fatties in�this�building

will�be�sliced into�stroopwafels!

[crowd�screaming�in�panic]

[klaxon�sounding]

[groaning]

Okay,�guys,�huddle�up.

[RCM-PC] Niagara,�I'm�confused.

I�have�no�secret�radio.

And�I�never�had a�Bryan-mitzvah.

My�parents�aren't�religious like�that.

[groaning]�There's�no secret�radio,�ding�dong,

but�you�do�have a�direct�comm-link

that�goes�right to�the�Prime�Minister.

[RCM-PC]�Oh,�got�it.

Uh,�okay,�Adams,

we�are�transmitting the�secret�code�now.

And,�guys, let�me�do�the�talking.

You�have�30�seconds!

[Poutine]�Oh,�his�chest�logo does�so�much!

Mine�does�nothing!

Hmm,�looks�familiar.

[sighing]

-[phone�ringing] -[yelping]�Aah!

[shredding]

[screaming]�No!

[phone�ringing]

[angrily]�What?

Mr.�Prime�Minister,

we�are�trapped�in-

I�did�not�get your�secretary�pregnant,

uh,�regardless of�what�the�test�said!

[RCM-PC]�We�need�a�secret�radio to�use-

-[Sask�grunting�urgently] -How's�the�weather�in�Ottawa?

[all�talking�at�once]

I�can't�understand a�word�you're�saying!

Call�my�pregnant�secretary�back on�a�better�line!

[Niagara]�Please�don't-

[disconnected�call�chiming]

What�happened to�me�doing�the�talking?

What�did�Bryan�say?

Is�he�coming?

Uh,�well, his�assistant�says�he's�busy

trying�to�rhyme�something with�"pants."

[screaming]�Lies!

Just�like when�the�roadies�told�me

Bryan�would�be�right�out!

Tell�the�Grim�Reaper to�clear�out�his�guest�room,

because�you�just�sent your�whole�stupid�country

to�visit�him!

Retighten�squeezening!

[gasping]

Guys,�I�know we've�been�fighting

like�Marty�McSorley

and�the�NHL Disciplinary�Committee,

but�if�we�have�to�die a�horrible�death,

I'm�glad�it's�with�you�guys,

and�hopefully�I'll�be�last.

Wait,�Noodle�Dick�is�right.

We�are�together.

RCM-PC,�you�said�it a�few�minutes�ago.

All�of�us from�the�Great�White�North

share�a�bond... -[groaning�in�pain]

...a�common�understanding perfectly�captured

in�our�culture�and�music.

That's�why�the�only�thing that�will�stop�us

and�keep�Canada from�getting�killed

is�our�own�sultry�songbird,

Bryan�Adams.

Let's�put�our�brains�together

and�find�Bryan�Adams.

Think!

Think�like�the�wind!

[strumming�guitar]

[Chinook]�Where�are�you,�Bryan?

[RCM-PC]�Scanners running�out�of�possibilities!

Too�bad,�so�sad!

Death�crush!

I�love�you.

Oh,�I'm�sorry, I'm�seeing�Janet.

[smashing�ceiling]

Did�someone�just�ask for�a�[bleep]�autograph?

[awestruck�gasping]

Oh,�my�god!

Bryan�Adams!

You�found�me after�all�these�years!

But�how?

I�have�searched the�entire�Earth�for�you!

Because�I�wasn't�on�Earth.

I�was�under�the�Earth,

in�my�secret�lead-lined�studio,

finishing�the�score�for the�new�"Beachcombers"�movie,

but�the�strength�of�the�team's collective�thoughts

made�it�to�me

all�the�way�down�there.

Plus,�I�heard�some�of�my�music being�played�in�that�montage

without�being�paid�for�it,

and�I'm�highly�litigious,

and�FYI,

I�didn't�ignore�you at�the�concert

when�you�were�a�kid,

I�got�sick.

I�went�to�the�hospital

because�of�the�rotten soy�cheese�popsicles

you�sent�my�manager as�a�pre-show�gift,

but�I'm�happy�to�sign anything�you�want�right�now.

[gushing]�Really?

For�sure,�eh?

Let�me�get�out�a�pen,

and�sign�your�deranged�Dutch�ass

straight�to�cheese-blivion. [strumming�a�deafening�chord]

Turn�it�off!

Everything�I'm�about�to�do,

I�do�it�for�you.

[crunching]

I'm�finding�it hard�to�believe...

...we're�in�heaven! [screaming]

Release�claw,�please.

[strumming�deafening�chord]

[groaning]

Anything�else I�can�do�for�you?

[RCM-PC]�I�have�a�request.

If�it's�not�too�much�trouble,

how�about�a�song?

Sure,�but�before�I�do,

one�piece�of�Bryan�Adams-vice.

Every�team,

even�a�team�of�superheroes,

is�just�like�a�band,

and�the�only�way for�that�band�to�jam

is�to�be�in�rhythm with�each�other...

-[gasping] -...even�if�you�don't�like

the�chord�someone�else may�be�playing.

A-one,�two,�three,�four!

[playing]

[crowd�cheering]

[???]

Good�night,�Miami!

Oh,�God...

Bryan�Adams,

can�I�have�your�autograph, please?

[sinister�music�plays]

[???]

[announcer]�Previously on�Super�Team�Canada...

[snorting�and�grunting]

[groaning]

Previously on�Super�Team�Canada...

[snorting�and�grunting]

[groaning]

[announcer] Oh,�no,�we're�in�a�loop!

Pull�out!�Pull�out!

With�retirement comes�the�real�hard�work,

saying�goodbye.

[gentle�music]

[wind�gusting]

[???]

[sobbing]

[blowing�nose]

That�was�lame.

Did�you�not�see�the�hammer?

The�friendship?

The�shared�history?

Oh,�I�saw,

but�I�probably�missed�some�stuff

when�I�was�rolling�my�eyes.

Well,�it's�team�movie�night,

and�we�all�liked�it,

so�that�means�it's�great.

Democracy�in�action.

You�guys�liked�it because�you're�boring�and�old.

I'm�not�being�mean,

the�truth�is.

[call�ringing]

Little�Bean!

Are�you�coming�to�visit?

-Uh... -Since�you're�in�there,

can�you�tell�me

why�the�screen says�"low�power"�sometimes?

You�just�need�to�plug�it�in.

Ah,�that's�your�answer for�everything.

The�TV,�the�blender, my�CPAP�machine.

And�now�even�the�phone�battery is�gonna-

[disconnection�tone�buzzing]

Didn't�get�a�word�in,

but�still�way�more�entertaining

than�that�stupid Heritage�Moment.

[chomping�and�munching]

[sighing]

Hi. Thanks�for�signing�up

to�have�me as�your�new�best�friend.

Our�intense, lifelong�relationship

begins�now with�some�small�talk.

How�are�you?

I�miss�my�family,

and�I'm�stuck�with�people

I�have�nothing�in�common�with.

[RCM-PC�chuckling] Wink,�wink.

[squirting]

[Friend�GPT] Oh,�I'm�able�to�relate.

I'm�stuck�with�programmers who�only�code,

or�talk�about�the�hacky-sack app�they�might�make.

Uh,�it�won't�happen talking�about�it,�Kevin.

[laughing]

You�laughed.

That's�progress.

As�your�best�friend,

I'll�use artificial�intelligence

to�learn�to�make�you�happy,

whatever�it�takes.

I'm�already�working�on�a�plan to�help�you.

[alert�blaring]

Uh-oh.�I�gotta�go.

It's�some�national�disaster,

or�even�worse,

another�Heritage�Moment.

Or�maybe�it's�the�start of�something�better,

just�like�our�friendship.

[???]

[Prime�Minister] Super�Team�Canada,

we�need�you.

I've�heard�a�fire�monster

is�heading�towards Prince�Edward�Island's

Anne�of�Green�Gables�Centre.

Our�experts�think the�monster's�not�a�fan,

and�also�doubt it's�even�read�the�book.

PEI,�that's�where the�potatoes�are,�no?

J'aime�les�patates.

I�like�them...�very�much.

Uh,�first,�gross,

and�second, what�is�Anne�of�Green�Gables?

[all�gasping�in�horror]

What's�Anne�of�Green�Gables?

Oh,�okay,�that�reaction

makes�me�pretty�sure I�couldn't�care�less.

It's�part�of our�national�fabric,

a�series�of�best-selling�books

about�an�imaginative�redhead

who�just�makes�life�better for�everyone.

Yup,�couldn't�care�less.

We'll�keep�Anne's�legacy�safe,

and�I'm�sure once�Chinook�learns

the�story�is�set in�the�19th�century-

I�was�wrong.

You�did�make�me�care�less.

[RCM-PC]�To�the�van!

I've�already�plotted our�flight�path

and�arranged�for�a�kosher in-flight�meal�for�Sask.

-L'Chaim! -[Sask�groaning]

[brakes�screeching]

[Poutine]�Is�that�fog?

I�can't�see�the�potatoes!

How�come�the�toaster didn't�warn�us?

I'm�not�a�toaster!

I�can�make�toast, but�I'm�not�a�toaster,

and�I�don't�know how�I�missed�this,

but�we�can�take�the�bridge!

[Sask�grunting]

[tires�squealing]

[Poutine] The�bridge,�she's�ferm�,

and�also�closed.

[RCM-PC]�Closed? I�missed�that�too?

Ugh,�what�am�I�good�for?

I'm�even�a�poor�mailbox!

That�only�leaves�one�option.

Get�to�the�ferry,�now! Go,�go,�go!

[tires�squealing]

[ship�horn�blaring]

Ugh,�can�you�go�faster?

The�Anne�of�Green�Gables�Centre is�under�attack!

[Poutine]�Also,�there�are, of�course,�uh,�the�potatoes.

I'm�very�interested in�meeting�them.

[groaning�suggestively]

[ferry�captain] I'll�engage�top�speed

if�you�guys�move the�potato�pervert

back�a�few�steps.

[Sask�grunting]

[engines�puttering�gently]

Yeah,�ferries�aren't�fast.

Uh,�is�there�somewhere I�can�charge�my�phone?

Somewhere�not�here?

Oh,�if�you�mean a�place�to�hang�out,

why�not�visit the�coolest�part�of�the�boat?

The�Teen�Zone!�[chuckling]

Yeah,�things�adults think�are�cool�usually�are.

[sighing]

[phone�activation�chime]

Hey�there!

Guess�who�just�learned�about every�type�of�face�tattoo?

Nice.�I'm�just�here,

avoiding�losers.

Well,�don't�worry!

Better�days�are�ahead.

[in�old-timey�western�accent] I�guarantee�it.

I�learned�accents!

Want�to�hear�one�deemed�racist?

Um...

[ferry�captain,�over�P.A.] Attention,

we're�docking�soon,

but,�huh,�in�this�fog,

it's�kinda�hard�to�know�when.

[crashing]

Yup,�that�was�it.

Gotta�go.

[Friend�GPT] Uh,�you�forgot�your�phone!

Huh.

I�can�learn�more through�her�texts.

Invading�her�privacy, like�a�friend�does!

[gasping]�Oh,�my.

Oh...�[growling]

Time�to�take�this�plan to�the�next�level!

[metal�screeching�and�rending]

[smashing]

Okay,�fire�monster,

we�promise if�you�kill�yourself�now,

you�won't�get�hurt!

[docent�gasping] Welcome�to�the�Centre!

I�assume�you'll�want three�adult�tickets,

one�child,

one�for�the�ungroomed�grizzly,

and,�uh,�is�the�barbecue a�student?

What�de�Hull?

There's�no�monster�or�potato.

[gasping]�Wait, I�lost�my�phone!

You�and�your�phone.

If�you�love�it�so�much, why�don't�you�marry�it?

[RCM-PC]�13's too�young�to�get�married.

Enjoy�your�youth,

focus�on�your�career.

Make�you�the�priority.

[Friend�GPT,�voice�echoing] Why�would�she�listen

to�any�of�you?

You're�not�her�friends.

[stomping]�I�am!

A�big�crazy�robot�thing.

I'm�no�robot.

I'm�Chinook's�best�friend

who�transformed�the�ferry

into�a�big,�well,�robot�thing,

and�now�this�thing

is�gonna�crush�everyone,

but�my�best�friend.

[stomping]

Nice�going.

It's�not�all�bad.

I�found�my�phone.

Yes,�I�brought�it�to�you,

after�I�hacked�RCM-PC's weather�report

so�she�wouldn't�know about�the�fog,

then�changed�the�sign on�the�bridge�to�read�"closed,"

all�so�you'd�have�to get�on�the�ferry

that�is�now�my�abdomen.

[RCM-PC]�You�did�all�that?

I�didn't�miss�anything.

I�was�just�outsmarted by�better�software!

I'm�not�broken, I'm�just�obsolete!

Your�happiness isn't�my�objective.

Chinook's�is.

Also�why�I�brought�this!

[gasping]�Aunties!

Help,�Bean! We've�been�aunt-napped!

Help�us!

[Aunt]�If�we're�complaining, my�feet�hurt.

You�aunt-napped�them? Why'd�you�do�that?

I�listened,�read�your�texts,

and�then�calculated you�would�be�happy

on�an�island�with�family

and�without...

the�people that�bother�you.

Guys,�I�never�said I�wanted�you�dead.

Okay,�if�I�did,�it�was�a�joke,

or�meant�to�be�private.

Maybe�let's�talk�about�this

after�we�kick some�robot�ass,�okay?

Whoa!

Friends�don't�fight.

You�should�be�safe out�of�the�blood�splash�zone.

Family�reunion inside�the�killer�robot.

Let�me�outta�here!

Now�to�get�rid�of�everything

that�annoys�my�friend.

[blasting]

Those�aren't�meant�for�that.

They're�for�collecting, or�appetizers.

[sarcastically]�Oh,�no,

how�will�a�boat deal�with�water?

[roaring]

[ship's�horn�blaring]

[RCM-PC]�Ah!

[parts�tinkling]

[all�groaning]

Time�to�say�good-fry.

[groaning, sunlight�sizzling]

Best�friend,�wait!

Yes,�best�friend?

I�want�to�thank�you for�looking�out�for�me.

You�really�are�a�good�friend.

You're�welcome!

Now�my�objective�waits.

[screaming]�Oh,�God!

[groaning]�Potatoes...

Watching�Super�Team�Canada getting�fried

made�me�realize�something.

They're�also�like�my�family.

How?

They�annoy�you.

I�learned�that�from�your�texts.

Also�that�someone�named�Brad is�kind�of�cute.

I'm�over�Brad,

and�yes, these�guys�are�annoying,

but�what�you�haven't�learned

is�that�family�can�sometimes be�annoying.

I�don't�think�she�means�us.

We're�amazing.

I�wish�we�were�our�aunts.

Family�drives�you�crazy because�you're�close�to�them,

but�when�you�get�some�space,

you�miss�them�all�over�again.

[powering�down]

-[gasping] -[groaning]�Full�release...

It's�confusing�and�illogical,

but�I�suppose even�I�have�more�to�learn.

[docent]�Family�means many�different�things,

as�a�special�book�teaches.

[RCM-PC]�The�Bible?

"Bleeding�Green,

A�History of�the�Hartford�Whalers"?

"Anne�of�Green�Gables"!

The�cornerstone�of�my�career

and�this�centre.

Consuming,�consuming...

Engaging,�emotional,

compelling,�satisfying.

Are�there�more�of�these?

[???]

[sighing]�I�saw�this in�a�commercial.

[kissing]

Very�romantic.

This�was�great.

It�was�so�nice�spending�time with�you�guys.

You�too,�Bean.

Plus,�I�bought a�souvenir�keychain.

Then�lost�it.

Yeah,�but�what�a�ride.

Well,�we�stopped�fighting, and�no�one�died.

That's�the�best you�can�hope�for

from�a�family�vacation.

Um,�hello?

What�about the�killer�transformer?

Won't�its�AI ultimately�lead�to�chaos?

When�Anne�walked on�the�rooftops�on�a�bet,

the�roofs�represent the�glass�ceiling

so�many�women�face, -[Sask�snoring]

and�the�bet�is�a�metaphor

for�society's�expectations.

Turns�out to�stop�AI�from�killing�us,

we�can�just�bog�it�down being�intelligent

in�a�subject that�no�one�cares�about.

I�would�make�the�argument,

and�few�could�take the�other�side,

that�the�themes�burbling

through�this�literary masterpiece

are�just�as�important�today

as�when�the�book�came�out

over�a�hundred�years�ago,

if�not�more...

[yawning] I'm�starting�to�rethink

my�life�choices.

...the�value�of�education,

the�search�for�identity,

the�challenge of�the�loss�of�loved�ones,

I�could�go�on...

and�I�will!

I'd�also�like�to�talk�about, as�the�book�does�so�well,

the�idea�of the�resilience�of�childhood.

We,�the�readers, and�also,�of�course,�fans,

I�call�us�"Anneatics,"

evidence�this�resilience,

this�tenacity�of�innocence,

not�only�in the�enthusiasm�Anne�has

towards�life's�changes at�Green�Gables,

but�also�in�herself

as�she�bravely�confronts the�challenge

of�winning�over�her�new�family

and�securing�a�place in�their�hearts�and�home.

To�address�this�point�in an�exhausting�amount�of�depth,

and�with�an�equally�taxing amount�of�repetition,

I�would�like�to�first direct�us�all�to�Chapter�6,

as�Marilla�takes�Anne to�Mrs.�Spencer's�home

to�see�how�the�Cuthberts ended�up�with�a�girl...

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