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(Dynamic music)
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(Text on screen)
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(Dramatic instrumental music)
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?
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[???]
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? It's a mad, mad world ?
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? And guess who's gonna
save it all? ?
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? It's a dirty job ?
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? But someone's gotta do it ?
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? Yeah, we can do it ?
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? Super Team Canada! ?
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? Hey, hey! ?
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? The fate of the free world ?
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? Is in our hands ?
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? We're the heroes of the land ?
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? Super Team Canada! ??
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[explosion]
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[distant loon calling]
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[???]
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[air raid siren wailing]
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[dogs barking,
people shouting in pursuit]
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[bushes rustling]
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[body thudding]
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[screaming]
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[sobbing]
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[sighing] How long
has he been like this?
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I told you,
you shouldn't have told him.
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That the children's show
he grew up with
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got cancelled 30 years ago?
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"Uncle Sloppy
and the Do-Right Boys"
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was clearly important
in a young Breakaway's life.
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[compartment whirring]
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? Crazy dance, crazy dance
Let Uncle Sloppy ?
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-? In your pants ?
-Huh?
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[singing along]
? Crazy dance, crazy dance ?
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? Let Uncle Sloppy
in your pants ?
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? Crazy dance, crazy dance ?
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? Let Uncle Sloppy
in your pants ?
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[sobbing]
? Crazy dance, crazy dance... ?
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-[sobbing]
-[whooshing]
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Sorry I'm late.
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The guy behind the counter
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kept sticking his fingers
in my Blizzards.
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-[Poutine cackling]
-Don't even think about it.
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[groaning] Oh...
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[Breakaway sobbing]
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[alert blaring]
Emergency, emergency!
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Something just tripped
the perimeter sensor!
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We know it wasn't
Breakaway's balls.
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[alert blaring]
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[footsteps crunching]
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[alert blaring]
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[all gasping]
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[gasping]
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[gasping in horror]
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Help me!
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My name is Walton Grotski...
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[Niagara Falls] Water!
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Walton Grotski?
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The father of Lane Grotski,
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the greatest hockey player
of all time?
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[weakly] Yes.
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But you died in 2021.
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[thunderclap]
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Yea... [gasping]
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Ooh...
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[announcer]
Holy night in Canada.
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[static crackling,
muzak playing]
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[robot whirring]
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[mind control tone chiming]
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Couldn't he just
drink it from the cup?
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Mr. Grotski,
how did you find us?
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And equally important,
how are you alive?
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You died March 14th
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in your hometown
of Brantford, Ontario,
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in a quilt made
by your great aunt
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on your radish farm.
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Yes, that's exactly
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what he wanted
everyone to believe!
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The evil Coach Chaos!
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He kidnapped me
and faked my death.
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Many years ago,
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a young hockey player
with dreams of the NHL
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was cut for trying to push
his own game plan ideas.
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I had a roommate just like that
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in the A.J.M.M.D.H.L.A.G.
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The Alberta Junior Mini Minor
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Developmental Hockey League
Association Group.
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His name was Jerome.
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The guy was so arrogant
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he changed a play on the ice,
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collided with his own goalie,
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and got his hand cut clean off
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by the goalie's stick.
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Anyhoozles,
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the player became a pariah,
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was kicked out of hockey,
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went insane,
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and after years of hiding,
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reemerged
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as the deranged Coach Chaos.
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He stole my son's jockstrap
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from the National Grotski
Archive,
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and extracted DNA
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from the... the cup area.
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Where his ballsies go.
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And created clones
of my beloved Lane.
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Before I could tell anyone,
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I was kidnapped
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and held prisoner
at his compound,
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where he forced me
to train the clones
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the same way I trained Lane.
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He plans to replace
every player in the NHL
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and coach his own army!
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The NHL will collapse,
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Canadians will be robbed
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of the outlet
for all their aggression,
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and the country
will descend into chaos
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and hurtful comments.
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-[all gasping]
-Oh god,
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we can't let that happen.
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Super Team Canada, let's roll!
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[skate blades scraping]
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Forgot the van keys.
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[vintage cartoon action sting]
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Don't you worry, Walton Grotski,
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because we're all over this crap
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like Kenny Linseman
riding Risto Siltanen.
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[Walton Grotski] Be very quiet.
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Coach Chaos is a maniac.
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[Chinook] Yeah, a maniac
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who is about to meet the law
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in law enforcement!
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-[clattering]
-Shh!
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I cannot believe you idiots
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are the defenders of the world!
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Insane mega burn,
Walton Grotski.
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[rumbling]
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[loud clattering]
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I'll be the bigger man here
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and admit that may have been me.
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[alert blaring]
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[gates slamming]
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[klaxons wailing]
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[goal horns blaring]
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[clones chanting]
Skate! Skate! Skate! Skate!
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[Super Team groaning nervously]
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[gasping]
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[clones chanting] Skate! Skate!
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[rumbling]
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[crackling over loudspeaker]
Ah, Walton!
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The Great Ones
were so worried about you,
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and you've brought guests!
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Super Team Canada.
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Such a nice surprise.
[chuckling]
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For everyone but me!
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Because you've all fallen
perfectly into my planned trap!
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[cackling]
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Oh, yeah, one more thing.
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[cocking pistol]
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Well, would you look at that.
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The old man is holding a gun!
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[Breakaway] Holy Howie Meeker,
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Walton Grotski,
what are you doing?
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Sorry, guys.
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I forgot to mention
there was one more clone.
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Me.
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[all gasping]
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The real Walton did die,
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so I brought him back as bait.
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You're all
about to ride some pine
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in Heaven!
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Grotskis, attack!
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[clones chanting] Shoot! Shoot!
Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!
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[pucks thudding, Team grunting]
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[whining in pain]
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[Chaos laughing wickedly]
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Game over, losers!
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Welcome back.
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How was your nap?
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You're all trapped inside
a very special penalty box
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that I custom built for ya.
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It has zero moisture
anywhere to manipulate,
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a special atmosphere
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that'll prove fatal
with any additional weather.
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It is too cold
for circuits to operate...
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-[shorting out]
-...and I left
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an open jar of smooth peanut
butter in there
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to distract you.
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[delighted giggling]
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Great story, jackass,
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but for someone who brags
about planning everything,
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you forgot one hero. Me!
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I can blast this freezer apart
with my super pucks
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in two seconds,
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two and a half in Newfoundland.
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I know that,
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so I went back
to an old playbook.
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Very old.
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[Breakaway]
My mom's ex-husbands?
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Dude, you're gonna have to try
better than that.
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[chuckling] Oh, ho, ho, I did.
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I believe you have a fondness
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for a certain sloppy trio.
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No... you didn't.
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Uncle Sloppy!
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You monster.
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You try and stop me,
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and Uncle Sloppy
and the Do-Right Boys
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will be cancelled a second time,
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in small bloody pieces.
[cackling]
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Sweet buttery Jesus,
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you maniac!
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How did you know
Breakaway loved that show?
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And why do you hate hockey
so much?
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Because I lost my chance
to be the best player ever
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back in the A.J.M.M.D.H.L.A.G.!
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And now I get my revenge
on 'em all!
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Jerome?
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[groaning deliriously]
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[laughing]
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Hockey as we know it is over!
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Walton, load the Grotskis
onto the plane
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and meet me at NHL HQ in NY!
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[smashing ceiling]
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[whistling]
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Proud of you, son!
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Stay away from actresses, son!
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[engines starting up]
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[crashing ceiling]
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I can't believe this is
how it all ends for us,
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and our national pastime.
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Uh, technically,
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lacrosse is Canada's
official sport
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since 1859.
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We need to stop that plane
before we freeze to death.
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Sask, any ideas?
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[mumbling and munching]
Peanut butter...
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Useless, just like this clown.
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Snap out of it, idiot.
We need you!
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Come on, let's move!
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Hey, that's it!
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Chaos planned this trap
for everybody but Breakaway,
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and I know how to give Breakaway
his power back
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to get us out!
-[powering up]
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[???]
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[all singing along]
? Crazy dance, crazy dance! ?
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? Let Uncle Sloppy
in your pants! ?
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? Crazy dance, crazy dance! ?
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? Let Uncle Sloppy
in your pants! ?
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? Crazy dance, crazy dance! ?
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? Let Uncle Sloppy
in your pants! ?
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[grunting]
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Come on, Breakaway,
you can do it!
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Summon that magic
in your pants!
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That came out wrong.
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[quietly] Dad...
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What's that, Break?
Speak to us.
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I said
now I know what my dad meant
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when he said if he heard
that song one more time,
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he'd throw himself dick-first
into a wood chipper.
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I'm back, baby!
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[pucks slamming]
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And I've got a new game plan.
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[revving engine]
267
00:09:11,091 --> 00:09:12,217
[smashing ceiling]
268
00:09:13,552 --> 00:09:15,542
You guys take care of things
on this end.
269
00:09:15,865 --> 00:09:19,974
[Coach Chaos]
League update, President.
270
00:09:19,975 --> 00:09:21,393
You and all the players are out,
271
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,311
and my clones are in.
272
00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:24,479
If the world wants hockey,
273
00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,981
they need to pay
to watch my boys play!
274
00:09:26,982 --> 00:09:28,524
[laughing maniacally]
275
00:09:28,525 --> 00:09:29,942
[smashing]
276
00:09:29,943 --> 00:09:32,112
As my third mom said to my dad
on their honeymoon,
277
00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,863
"Not so fast,
278
00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:35,197
and away from the butt,
sweetie."
279
00:09:35,198 --> 00:09:36,740
[Coach Chaos] Super Team Canada!
280
00:09:36,741 --> 00:09:38,409
But Gordie Howe?
281
00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:40,579
By using something
you never learned,
282
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,830
and what caused your problems
in the first place.
283
00:09:42,831 --> 00:09:44,791
It makes the dream work,
284
00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:47,460
and they call it
mothersuckin' teamwork!
285
00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:49,503
First line, let's do it!
286
00:09:49,504 --> 00:09:50,629
No, no, no, no, no!
287
00:09:50,630 --> 00:09:51,630
Not when I'm this close!
288
00:09:51,631 --> 00:09:52,882
Clones, attack!
289
00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:53,800
[clones chanting] Skate! Skate!
290
00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:55,135
[bomb timer beeping]
291
00:09:57,429 --> 00:09:58,809
Fromage slingshot, allez!
292
00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:05,910
-[clones chanting] Shoot! Shoot!
-[RCM-PC] Whoa! Line change!
293
00:10:09,232 --> 00:10:11,109
-[car fob chirping]
-[cackling]
294
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,484
[gasping] A bomb?
295
00:10:12,485 --> 00:10:15,614
I'd... like to call a time out.
296
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,965
-[Chaos yelping] Ah!
-[bomb timer going off]
297
00:10:23,663 --> 00:10:25,540
All according to plan.
298
00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:26,791
[gasping]
299
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,375
What have you done?
300
00:10:28,376 --> 00:10:30,836
You mean besides
save your league and Canada?
301
00:10:30,837 --> 00:10:32,547
I saved myself.
302
00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:35,090
I never needed a special show
to be a hero,
303
00:10:35,091 --> 00:10:38,720
because the hero
was always right inside me.
304
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,639
[sobbing]
305
00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:43,682
[Breakaway gasping]
306
00:10:43,683 --> 00:10:46,853
Uncle Sloppy
and the Do-Right Boys?
307
00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,479
Forget everything I just said.
308
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,230
Is there any chance
309
00:10:50,231 --> 00:10:51,861
you could give me
a crazy dance?
310
00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:56,028
[Uncle Sloppy theme playing]
311
00:10:56,029 --> 00:10:58,489
[???]
312
00:10:58,490 --> 00:10:59,575
[groaning in pain]
313
00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:03,702
[RCM-PC] A very rare
triple full cardiac arrest.
314
00:11:03,703 --> 00:11:05,245
Your dancing killed them.
315
00:11:05,246 --> 00:11:06,830
Uncle Sloppy?
316
00:11:06,831 --> 00:11:10,085
[wailing] Uncle Sloppy!
317
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,836
[sobbing]
318
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,173
[???]
319
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:18,801
[distant loon call]
320
00:11:18,802 --> 00:11:20,427
[TV show narrator]
The Sasquatch.
321
00:11:20,428 --> 00:11:22,721
Some call them mysterious,
322
00:11:22,722 --> 00:11:24,056
but the only mystery
323
00:11:24,057 --> 00:11:26,685
is how they're so darn adorable.
324
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,851
-When not posing...
-[burping]
325
00:11:27,852 --> 00:11:28,936
...for blurry photos,
326
00:11:28,937 --> 00:11:30,647
they enjoy solitude
327
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,149
and swimming.
328
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:36,902
What an incredible program.
329
00:11:36,903 --> 00:11:38,404
We all learned so much
330
00:11:38,405 --> 00:11:41,199
and have now earned
our Canadian tax credits.
331
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,575
Now to discuss something
actually important,
332
00:11:43,576 --> 00:11:44,744
the environment.
333
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:45,869
-[all murmuring] Huh?
-Enviro-wha?
334
00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:47,372
Some people here
aren't doing their part
335
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,540
to protect Mother Earth.
336
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,207
Do you have specific,
337
00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:51,417
or are you just being vague
338
00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:52,793
because
you're perpetually single?
339
00:11:52,794 --> 00:11:54,253
Yes and no.
340
00:11:54,254 --> 00:11:56,965
Sask, you've got to stop
using trees as toothpicks.
341
00:11:56,966 --> 00:12:00,468
Breakaway, what healthy man
orders 1,000 diapers a week?
342
00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:02,553
Others who shall go unnamed
343
00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:06,056
need to stop getting takeout
in non-biodegradable containers,
344
00:12:06,057 --> 00:12:08,143
and Poutine,
just stop breathing.
345
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,768
Oh, talk about hypocrisy.
346
00:12:09,769 --> 00:12:11,354
How much water did you waste
347
00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:12,855
hosing down your knockers?
348
00:12:12,856 --> 00:12:15,191
[Niagara Falls]
We raised 23 dollars!
349
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,776
Gals, would you
put the claws away?
350
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:17,860
If we want pollution facts,
351
00:12:17,861 --> 00:12:19,195
let's ask
our resident calculator
352
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,404
to run the numbers.
353
00:12:20,405 --> 00:12:21,906
Hey, ones, mainly zeros,
Beep Boop?
354
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,115
Thoughts, Beep Boop?
355
00:12:23,116 --> 00:12:23,907
[groaning sadly] Ugh...
356
00:12:23,908 --> 00:12:25,325
Hey, you okay?
357
00:12:25,326 --> 00:12:26,619
Why the long monitor?
358
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,787
[RCM-PC] No, I'm not okay,
not at all!
359
00:12:28,788 --> 00:12:30,790
I feel alone and ignored.
360
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,459
You guys never include me
361
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,793
unless you need somewhere
to rest a drink,
362
00:12:34,794 --> 00:12:36,796
and then no one even
uses a coaster!
363
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,465
Come on, RC, we love you.
364
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:39,465
We respect you.
365
00:12:39,466 --> 00:12:40,633
You are a key part-
366
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:41,593
[microwave timer dinging] Ooh!
367
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,094
Pizza Puck's ready.
368
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,678
I endorsed these in the '80s.
369
00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:46,055
Still working through
the samples.
370
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,725
Huh, could be a little hotter.
371
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:50,225
[beeping microwave,
RCM-PC groaning miserably]
372
00:12:50,226 --> 00:12:51,728
Now, where were we?
373
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,812
You're sad about the weather
or something?
374
00:12:53,813 --> 00:12:55,355
[RCM-PC] I know I'm different.
375
00:12:55,356 --> 00:12:57,441
I'm a robot peg
in a human hole.
376
00:12:57,442 --> 00:12:58,817
I can do more than run numbers,
377
00:12:58,818 --> 00:13:00,320
be an answering machine,
378
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,654
and use my global radar system
to vacuum the lair.
379
00:13:02,655 --> 00:13:04,157
Sometimes I just feel-
380
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,157
-[microwave timer dinging]
-[Breakaway] Oh, oh, oh, oh!
381
00:13:05,158 --> 00:13:07,159
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
382
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:10,120
Okay, now,
back to your pity party.
383
00:13:10,121 --> 00:13:11,538
[RCM-PC, sobbing]
Sometimes I just feel-
384
00:13:11,539 --> 00:13:12,665
[phone ringing]
385
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:13,999
[rapid inaudible voice]
386
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,042
It's the PM.
387
00:13:15,043 --> 00:13:16,168
There's an emergency.
388
00:13:16,169 --> 00:13:18,253
RC, can whatever
you were saying wait?
389
00:13:18,254 --> 00:13:20,840
[sobbing] Oh!
Does it even matter?
390
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:21,891
You're the best.
391
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,345
And I know
the perfect on-the-go snack.
392
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,426
[slapshot cracking]
393
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,064
[dinging]
394
00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:32,685
Thanks for coming.
395
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:34,916
This year's budget
didn't build in napkins.
396
00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:36,480
[grunting indignantly]
397
00:13:36,481 --> 00:13:38,398
-[projector whirring]
-This man's life
398
00:13:38,399 --> 00:13:39,566
is in grave peril.
399
00:13:39,567 --> 00:13:41,360
Did he insult BTS?
400
00:13:41,361 --> 00:13:43,363
[Prime Minister]
He's Kim Jong Un's stylist
401
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:46,032
who tried adding some fun
into his wardrobe.
402
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,868
Sentenced to death,
he stole a ship to escape,
403
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,662
but him being a stylist
and not a sailor,
404
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,662
the ship crashed,
405
00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:53,540
spilling nuclear waste
406
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,416
into the Great Pacific
Garbage Patch.
407
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,625
We rescued the stylist,
408
00:13:56,626 --> 00:13:59,711
but the radiation created
a sentient monster
409
00:13:59,712 --> 00:14:01,922
hell-bent on destroying
everything in her path!
410
00:14:01,923 --> 00:14:03,258
Makes perfect sense.
411
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,801
Trash plus radiation
equals monster.
412
00:14:05,802 --> 00:14:06,845
That's math.
413
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,137
What's the patch mad about?
414
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,138
The environment?
415
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:10,389
Rising ocean temperatures?
416
00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:12,558
That Poutine secretly wears
cheap lingerie?
417
00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:13,685
Body issues.
418
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,144
Well, she is
twice as big as Texas.
419
00:14:16,145 --> 00:14:18,605
Yes, and she's also tired
of hearing that.
420
00:14:18,606 --> 00:14:21,359
If she was a male radioactive
killer garbage patch,
421
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:25,028
I bet people would call her
"driven" and a "game changer."
422
00:14:25,029 --> 00:14:26,364
Right, RCM-PC?
[water cooler bubbling]
423
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,322
Wait, where'd she go?
424
00:14:27,323 --> 00:14:28,407
No time for that.
425
00:14:28,408 --> 00:14:29,868
We need Super Team Canada
426
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,369
to destroy this menace
427
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,705
and make sure
it never bothers us again,
428
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,955
but also, be sensitive.
429
00:14:34,956 --> 00:14:36,291
It's-it's going through
some stuff.
430
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,918
To Super Vanada 1!
431
00:14:40,086 --> 00:14:41,836
Okay, so what did you
come up with?
432
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:44,132
[distant horse neighing]
433
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,173
[PM] Love it!
434
00:14:45,174 --> 00:14:47,093
We've all heard of
urban cowboys,
435
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,051
but never a rural one.
436
00:14:48,052 --> 00:14:49,102
I haven't, anyway.
437
00:14:51,929 --> 00:14:54,558
Hey, you missed the meeting.
438
00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:55,893
[RCM-PC] But clearly
no one missed me.
439
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,061
I did.
440
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,229
I had nowhere to rest my drink.
441
00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:01,816
Well, a giant
self-conscious garbage patch
442
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,191
is threatening the Earth.
443
00:15:03,192 --> 00:15:04,777
[RCM-PC]
Ugh, the Earth again.
444
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,613
Why does anyone even care
about the future?
445
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,281
Death looms for all.
446
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,907
Why even try
to fight the inevitable?
447
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:12,118
Not the best locker room
pep talk I've heard,
448
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,119
but not the worst.
449
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,454
I once had a coach in Red Deer
450
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,623
who just said, "Win or lose,
protect your nuts."
451
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,332
What is going on with you?
452
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:19,792
[RCM-PC]
Oh, I think the pressure
453
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,960
of always being responsible
for saving the world
454
00:15:21,961 --> 00:15:24,839
has activated some sort
of awareness chip in my system.
455
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:29,469
I feel alone,
so very, very alone.
456
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,762
What are you
standing around for?
457
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:31,813
Giddy up!
458
00:15:33,514 --> 00:15:35,016
[groaning miserably] Oh...
459
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,637
[vintage cartoon action sting]
460
00:15:37,602 --> 00:15:38,937
[deep rumbling]
461
00:15:39,937 --> 00:15:41,397
[roaring]
462
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:43,148
Run! It's huge!
463
00:15:43,149 --> 00:15:46,569
[people screaming in panic]
464
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,613
Classic body shamers.
465
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:52,282
I will not be apologizing
for taking up space!
466
00:15:52,283 --> 00:15:53,333
[roaring]
467
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:57,705
Time to take out le trash!
468
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,331
[Niagara Falls] Wait,
we need to think about this.
469
00:15:59,332 --> 00:16:00,624
It's way bigger than I thought.
470
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,167
Beaucoup de muscle, huh?
471
00:16:02,168 --> 00:16:03,168
Feel now, I'm flexing.
472
00:16:03,169 --> 00:16:04,429
[Sask grunting in alarm]
473
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,215
Hey, Patch!
474
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,758
Suck ice, you big freak!
475
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:09,883
H'yah!
476
00:16:09,884 --> 00:16:11,259
Big?
477
00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:13,846
I prefer the term "plus-size"!
478
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,141
[screaming] Whoa!
479
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,560
I got the perfect snack
for this.
480
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,396
And I'll stop this.
481
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,940
Water is my thing.
482
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,381
[mind control tone chiming]
483
00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:27,595
[van antenna sproinging]
484
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:31,864
We're safe
if we don't do nothing
485
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:34,493
that move us forward
or backward.
486
00:16:36,327 --> 00:16:37,662
[fart squirting]
487
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,538
Too much decades-old pizza.
488
00:16:39,539 --> 00:16:41,457
[screaming]
489
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,290
[brakes screeching]
490
00:16:45,294 --> 00:16:46,586
[groaning in relief]
491
00:16:46,587 --> 00:16:48,090
Huh? The patch is gone!
492
00:16:49,716 --> 00:16:51,884
Calm down, Grampa.
I have an app.
493
00:16:52,497 --> 00:16:54,637
It's headed for Hawaii.
494
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,346
This may be perfect.
495
00:16:56,347 --> 00:16:58,349
Hawaii has exactly
what we need!
496
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,268
An alphabet
with only 13 letter?
497
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,686
No, Hawaii has volcanoes,
498
00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:04,229
huge molten cauldrons
499
00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:05,647
perfect to destroy
500
00:17:05,648 --> 00:17:08,316
a giant plastic
un-environmental menace.
501
00:17:08,317 --> 00:17:10,152
Someone would have to
lure it there.
502
00:17:10,153 --> 00:17:11,723
It's suicide.
-[raising hand]
503
00:17:13,406 --> 00:17:14,726
[groaning miserably] Aww...
504
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,575
[sighing]
505
00:17:16,576 --> 00:17:17,743
RCM-PC, send a distress signal
506
00:17:17,744 --> 00:17:19,953
warning Hawaii about the patch.
507
00:17:19,954 --> 00:17:21,581
-Uh...
-Hmm?
508
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,208
Huh, a note from RC.
509
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,752
"If not valued by humankind
in life,
510
00:17:26,753 --> 00:17:28,421
perhaps I can be a noble death.
511
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,423
Goodbye, cruel analog world."
512
00:17:30,825 --> 00:17:35,886
-[whale watchers screaming]
-Whale coming through!
513
00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:38,306
That's what you guys
were looking for, right?
514
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,515
You can't run
515
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:43,268
from the very thing
you humans created.
516
00:17:43,269 --> 00:17:44,687
[blasting]
[RCM-PC] But to stop you,
517
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,064
maybe it takes something
518
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,815
inhuman!
519
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,108
You can't stop me!
520
00:17:50,109 --> 00:17:51,159
[retching]
521
00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:54,447
Anybody spot RCM-PC?
522
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:55,448
[Chinook] Bingo.
523
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,283
Damn, I was so close.
524
00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:59,036
I meant I see her. There.
525
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,957
[growling]
526
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,666
I see you're in pain,
527
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:09,377
but will causing me pain
change that?
528
00:18:09,378 --> 00:18:11,506
Well, I never asked for this!
529
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,549
I was conceived
from single-use plastics
530
00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:17,511
and people who never
understood recycling!
531
00:18:17,512 --> 00:18:20,972
One day, I was just alive
with feelings!
532
00:18:20,973 --> 00:18:23,976
Ugh, so many feelings!
533
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:25,560
Oh, I can relate.
534
00:18:25,561 --> 00:18:27,604
I never asked to exist either.
535
00:18:27,605 --> 00:18:29,397
Someone built me,
plugged me in,
536
00:18:29,398 --> 00:18:30,482
and now here I am,
537
00:18:30,483 --> 00:18:32,652
conscious!
538
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,820
Aw, thanks for sharing.
539
00:18:34,821 --> 00:18:36,404
You know what else
we have in common?
540
00:18:36,405 --> 00:18:37,781
No. What?
541
00:18:37,782 --> 00:18:39,784
I'm going to kill you!
542
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,993
Because just like you, me,
543
00:18:41,994 --> 00:18:44,788
life, and Beanie Babies,
544
00:18:44,789 --> 00:18:47,792
everything is garbage!
545
00:18:50,378 --> 00:18:51,837
[chuckling] I did it!
546
00:18:51,838 --> 00:18:53,714
I drove right into
our teammate!
547
00:18:55,174 --> 00:18:56,258
[screaming]
548
00:18:56,259 --> 00:18:57,309
[roaring]
549
00:18:58,506 --> 00:19:00,555
Huh?
550
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,056
[whistling fall]
551
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,141
[slamming]
552
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,934
Release me, insecure robot!
553
00:19:05,935 --> 00:19:07,143
[RCM-PC] Ha ha!
554
00:19:07,144 --> 00:19:09,521
I refuse to let you
trash my friends
555
00:19:09,522 --> 00:19:11,857
because you weren't
hugged enough!
556
00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:12,983
[snarling]
557
00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:14,527
[grunting with effort]
558
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,862
[straining]
559
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,028
[all gasping]
560
00:19:17,029 --> 00:19:19,364
RC, get out of there!
You're gonna melt!
561
00:19:19,365 --> 00:19:20,825
No!
562
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,368
I've realized my pouting
about being non-human
563
00:19:23,369 --> 00:19:25,412
was exactly
what a human would do...
564
00:19:25,413 --> 00:19:28,332
thus, I am not only like you,
565
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,249
but for the very first time,
566
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,877
I also like myself!
567
00:19:31,878 --> 00:19:34,255
I have never been happier.
568
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,922
Goodbye, life.
569
00:19:35,923 --> 00:19:38,509
Goodbye, consciousness.
570
00:19:42,388 --> 00:19:44,681
-No!
-[groaning and gasping]
571
00:19:44,682 --> 00:19:45,892
[boat captain]
Sorry about your friend,
572
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,434
but we've gotta get out of here.
573
00:19:47,435 --> 00:19:49,269
Maybe one of you can drive,
574
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:51,397
me being crushed
under your van and all?
575
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,775
[Sask grunting]
576
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,568
[van clanking]
577
00:19:56,569 --> 00:19:57,987
She was the best.
578
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,864
[crying] I'm gonna miss
that side table.
579
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,824
Companion and cupholder,
580
00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:03,075
I'll never forget her.
581
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,037
[RCM-PC] You'd better not!
582
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,583
She's alive? But how?
583
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,585
We saw you get smoked
by that volcano.
584
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,129
And heroically
take the patch with you!
585
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,088
The garbage patch saved me.
586
00:20:17,089 --> 00:20:19,342
All that heat
melted those microplastics,
587
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,427
and coated me
in a protective shield,
588
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,179
and then I made my way here,
589
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,014
back to my best friends.
590
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,806
So I guess this
is the one time
591
00:20:26,807 --> 00:20:28,267
things didn't
end poor- ulp!
592
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:30,435
Yes! A happy ending!
593
00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:33,104
[all sighing]
594
00:20:33,105 --> 00:20:34,774
[rumbling and erupting]
595
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:35,825
[honking]
596
00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:38,527
Sure, happy ending,
597
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,363
but didn't we also just release
598
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,325
a huge puff of toxic smoke
into the air?
599
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,121
Oh, lovely.
600
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,456
I'm no mechanic,
601
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:53,249
but I'm pretty sure
you're eight weeks pregnant.
602
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,294
I'm glad you're safe
and still here,
603
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:57,505
and we're not gonna
put drinks on you anymore.
604
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,382
And I hope you know
you're not just valuable,
605
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,508
you're integral,
606
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,925
a vital part of our team.
607
00:21:01,926 --> 00:21:03,009
You're essential.
608
00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:04,886
Somebody rented a thesaurus.
609
00:21:04,887 --> 00:21:06,889
[RCM-PC] Oh, thank you all
for saving me.
610
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,975
I'm not fully convinced
about my self-worth,
611
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,058
but I can say
612
00:21:10,059 --> 00:21:11,643
I've momentarily suppressed
613
00:21:11,644 --> 00:21:12,853
my negative thoughts.
614
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:15,064
That's called being human.
615
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,566
We even got you a little gift.
616
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:22,070
I know just where to put it.
617
00:21:22,071 --> 00:21:24,239
[all laughing]
618
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,449
[microwave dinging]
619
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,575
[???]
620
00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:28,160
May cause vomiting,
death, cholera,
621
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,211
or all of the above.
622
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,666
[???]
623
00:21:33,716 --> 00:21:38,266
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