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- Charge belongs! In the wall!
- Free the charge! Free us all!
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A huge turnout today at the offices
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of billionaire leader
and tech visionary Summer Smith
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as she attempts to make
Chargeria history.
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And this just in:
Phone chargers are very important,
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so never, never steal them.
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We're ready to launch the device.
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Do we have eyes on my brother?
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- No, ma'am.
- Then we're not ready.
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Come on, Morty.
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Wait! Remember!
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- If you borrow his phone charger...
- I know.
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...it's really important
you give it back!
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Even if you think he wasn't using it!
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I'm alone.
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I was, too. That's how I like it.
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Come, if you wanna eat.
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Saw you on the news.
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Guess it's been a while
since you've had a normal meal.
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By "normal,"
you mean the spoon is dirty?
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CJ's recipe. Back at the firehouse.
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I didn't put my life's work on hold
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to sit here talking to you
about chili.
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He always said the secret ingredient
is patience.
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Morty, it is time to go!
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It's almost 9 p.m.
back in the real world,
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and our exit will only work
if Mom's in the kitchen
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pouring her bedtime wine!
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There's nothing for me back there!
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- Go without me.
- That's not how it works, Morty!
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And I'm sorry, but I refuse
to turn 40 in here!
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What choice do I have?
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We always had choices.
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Take some ownership.
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We're ready. Start the launch.
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God have mercy on our souls.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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Launch.
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It's charging!
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Charging in the air!
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Dear God! Summer Smith
has made phone chargers obsolete!
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No more cords!
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It's working!
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A contactless electrical grid!
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That means no chargers,
you old bitch!
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I win! The matrix is obsolete!
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What the hell?
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Oh, shit. How long was I out?
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Mom! Mom! Mommy!
Get away from me, Rick!
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Mom! Rick put us
in a simulated reality
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to teach us a lesson about taking his
phone charger and not giving it back,
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and then he fell asleep
and forgot about us
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for the matrix equivalent
of 17 years!
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I'm an emancipated adult!
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I demand sovereignty
over my mind and future!
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Don't let him reset us!
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This is why I have bedtime wine.
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{\an8}My hands! A child's hands!
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{\an8}You built a matrix to punish them
for a phone charger?!
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{\an8}I'm not that petty, Beth.
It can punish them for anything.
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{\an8}Put that mindblower gun down.
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{\an8}Okay. Obviously Grandpa cooked
you guys a little too long.
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{\an8}Long enough to go to law school
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{\an8}and revolutionize engineering.
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{\an8}Summer, that whole system's
basically 8-bit.
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{\an8}A child with a crayon
could revolutionize engineering.
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{\an8}Don't let him wipe me, Mom!
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{\an8}I fell in love, ran a country,
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{\an8}visited Chargentina
and the Phoneippines.
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{\an8}I can't lose those memories!
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{\an8}I wanna remember it, too.
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{\an8}Dad, I think the kids
should be allowed to do
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{\an8}whatever they want
with what you did to their brains.
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{\an8}You want a couple
of matrix-crazy adults
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{\an8}in child bodies? Good luck with that.
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{\an8}Yes! I beat you, Rick!
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{\an8}You mess with the bull,
you get the 34-year-old horns!
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{\an8}I'm gonna crush it in high school!
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{\an8}Give me a holler
when this goes south.
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{\an8}There's literally no limit
to what I can achieve.
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{\an8}Student body president.
Valedictorian.
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{\an8}Or maybe just live this one day,
sweet and fleeting.
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{\an8}Maybe just hold onto 17.
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{\an8}- Cold much?
- You're nipping out.
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{\an8}Oh, come on. We don't have to do
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{\an8}these teenage-girl stereotypes.
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{\an8}Your body violates
our code of conduct, missy.
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{\an8}- Go home and change.
- But--
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{\an8}Your wiles won't get you
anywhere with me.
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{\an8}Oh, my God.
She's hot for Principal Vagina.
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{\an8}She's nipping even harder!
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{\an8}Eat my ass, you shallow bitches!
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{\an8}Every time I think our friendship
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{\an8}can't get any stronger.
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{\an8}I know. You're truly my sister.
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{\an8}School's not what you remember, huh?
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{\an8}I'm just embarrassed
I let them get to me.
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{\an8}Those girls probably still believe
people like them
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{\an8}for their personality
and that recycling is real.
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{\an8}- Hey, do you have a bobby pin?
- Yeah. Here.
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{\an8}At least they're too dumb
to do real damage.
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{\an8}It's like blunt-force trauma,
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{\an8}as opposed to a hot curling iron
going slowly up your asshole.
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{\an8}Wow.
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{\an8}Which is how I describe
my first marriage.
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{\an8}You got married in there?!
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{\an8}The best part was, I supported him
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{\an8}while he worked on his music.
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{\an8}Been there. It's like,
I can either be the primary earner
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{\an8}or your mommy. I can't be both.
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{\an8}Yeah.
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{\an8}A third mimosa?
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{\an8}On a Wednesday afternoon?
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{\an8}- Who are we?
- Who are we?
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{\an8}Oh, my God.
I'm totally turning into my mother.
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{\an8}Goals!
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{\an8}I love this version of you.
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{\an8}You're so... self-assured.
I wish I had more of that.
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Aww! Beth! Can I call you Beth?
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Absolutely! And I'll call you...
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- Summer?
- Oh, right. Of course.
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You were able to achieve
so much in there.
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Hashtag girl boss.
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I hate when grown women
call themselves girls.
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Oh, same. Me too. That was ironic.
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Speaking of grown women,
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maybe it's time for a little upgrade?
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Oh, come on.
Look at who you've become.
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You don't need some cliché makeover.
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I meant for both of us.
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Do you just buy
your shirts from Target
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or do you also work there?
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Aww, Beth! I was joking!
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Part of my management style.
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But isn't comedy just the revelation
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of an unacknowledged truth?
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Think about it.
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Let's get out of here, girl.
You need a blowout!
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The hell are you doing, Morty?
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Get your hands off my death race car!
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The struts were a little off.
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The struts were a little--
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Wow. Okay.
The struts were a little off.
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Picked up a few skills
when I was inside.
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The matrix?
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Matrix prison.
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Oh. Badass.
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This is that death race
on Vega Five, right?
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Space and land?
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- Yeah, actually.
- Toss me a beer.
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Think we should add a snorkel intake
to the engine block.
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Damn, Morty. Maybe I should leave you
in a matrix more often.
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Morty! What are you doing?!
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- I'm getting Rick's attention!
- Freeze!
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Fuck you! None of this is real!
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- Morty, run!
- Hey! Thieves!
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Never take what's not yours,
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especially if it's a phone charger!
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Rick, we're sorry we stole
your phone charger!
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We learned our lesson!
Now let us out!
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If that was gonna work,
we would've been ejected by now!
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You have the right
to remain plugged in!
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Any charger you steal can
and will be used against you.
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{\an8}- Summer, help!
- Sorry, Morty!
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But one of us
has to find a way out of here!
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Summer!
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C... CJ.
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If you're remembering
a bunch of stuff,
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you have to say it out loud.
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I... I just miss them.
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You know what, pal?
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I think that engine snorkel's
a good idea.
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Bottoms up.
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Wow. You can really pull
that look off.
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I could never go short.
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It's called disruption.
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If you don't take risks,
you don't grow.
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For me, this is pretty bold.
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I guess everyone
has to start somewhere.
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What do you think of this?
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I think there was a reason
it was on the clearance rack.
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I thought you wanted to feel
more confident.
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Now, this says confidence.
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It also says $3,000!
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Who's gonna invest in you
if you won't invest in yourself?
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My job is to invest
in your college fund, Summer.
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First of all, I already graduated
charger cum laude
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with a major in chargers
and a minor in--
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- Let me guess.
- English Lit.
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Beth, I can't make you 17 again,
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but I can give
this gift of knowledge:
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life is slipping away.
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It's time to make some big changes
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or get comfortable
with some big regrets.
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So, are you gonna buy me
this suit or what?
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- And steel plates.
- Good stuff.
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Oh! Look at that, Rick!
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They got a sale on rebar!
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Hell yeah! Buy two rebar,
get one freebar?!
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Matrix Morty's got an eye for a deal!
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I gotta hand it to you.
This feels pretty good.
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Good old American
craftsmanship, Morty.
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Feels good to use your hands.
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She's purring
like an oily little kitten!
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Wow. You guys are...
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really spreading out
onto the lawn, huh?
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Suburbia.
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Dad, can I talk to you?
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Listen. If this is about the beers,
Morty's cool.
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He has like four Purple Hearts.
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Five. Those and a nickel
will get you a cup of coffee.
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Disillusioned Morty!
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Love this guy!
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Listen, Beth.
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If you wanna judge someone,
call Jerry.
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I can't. My phone's dead.
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I had to film turns
of every outfit Summer tried on.
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You need a charger? Use mine.
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Oh. Okay. You sure?
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Yeah, you're...
You're gonna give that back, right?!
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'Cause I can't impress upon you
how...
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Oh, God!
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Oh, my God! 8-Ball!
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No! No! CJ? Chop Block?
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Marmaduke?!
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8-Ball. He didn't make it.
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We saw you die, man!
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I can't-- I can't die!
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I got you. I got you.
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I can't. I can't die.
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Just take whatever you want.
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Nothing out here fucking matters.
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Wonder who he learned that from.
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Probably someone too tamed
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by neoliberal groupthink
to buy a cool jacket.
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Dad, I think maybe you were right
on this one.
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Beth, that's not how it works.
Gotta press it up against their head.
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You just tried to mind-blow me?!
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Summer! Get back here!
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This is for your own good!
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No, it's for your own good.
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I thought you were my friend, bitch!
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My friends don't talk to me
like that.
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Because you don't have any!
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Hey!
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All I want is to live my best life!
247
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,200
You're too scared to even try!
248
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,785
Did you just hot-wire that car?
249
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:44,953
Yes.
250
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,872
- Summer!
- Later, Boomer!
251
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,167
Damn. That got out of hand fast.
252
00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:52,544
Welp, I told her it would.
253
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,379
Smart man. Here. Check this out.
254
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,922
Me and CJ came up with it
255
00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:57,799
during the siege
of the Three Pronged Mountains.
256
00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,969
{\an8}We were holed up with nothing
but these old Nokia 3.5's.
257
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,054
{\an8}Had to use a little something
we called the reg-rahc.
258
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,264
Try her out.
259
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,557
"Charger" spelled backwards.
260
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,892
Cute. What's it do?
261
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,021
Pulls the charge
right out a man's heart.
262
00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:13,607
Thanks for the ride, Rick.
263
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,528
Also, I didn't know Summer
was gonna hijack a vehicle, too.
264
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:22,074
I've been planning this
a lot longer than her. Anyway...
265
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,665
Cool tank!
266
00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:36,504
- No! No, no, no, no, no!
- Something the matter, sir?
267
00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,339
You wouldn't be putting people
in matrixes,
268
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,424
- would you?
- What?
269
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,969
'Cause that's something
you should never do.
270
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,346
Seriously, Morty?!
You're that uncreative?!
271
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:46,431
Who's Morty?
272
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,058
Is that someone you put in a matrix?
273
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:49,560
Yes!
274
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:54,355
{\an8}The seemingly unstoppable
and pretty cool-looking vehicle
275
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,024
{\an8}is now heading towards a power plant
276
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,650
{\an8}at the center of Power Plant Valley,
277
00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:00,070
{\an8}the well-known nexus
of America's power grid.
278
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,865
{\an8}Why create this unstoppable
death machine?
279
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:06,409
{\an8}Its driver, 14-year-old Morty Smith,
280
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,494
{\an8}has this to say.
281
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,620
{\an8}Come into a wolf's house
282
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,413
and piss in its bed,
you're gonna get bit!
283
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:12,123
That's just the nature of the wolf!
284
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,794
That's just the nature of the wolf!
285
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:19,839
How's the neti pot coming, Summer?
286
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:23,511
So good. I feel grounded,
free of toxins.
287
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,306
Go away. I need my space.
288
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:31,392
I can't believe how fast
you got established in Santa Fe.
289
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:33,728
The wellness industry
picked me up at the city limits.
290
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,855
They place all lost middle-aged women
291
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:39,193
in a residential pottery studio
with meditation elements.
292
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,861
I'm looking to be in connection
with the mountains?
293
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,530
Get the cacao. And the harmonium.
294
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,156
Honey, you shouldn't have to be
295
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,033
a lost middle-aged woman yet.
296
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,618
Take it from me. It sucks.
297
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:51,788
And the joy of being 17
is not knowing anything,
298
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,123
including how hard it's gonna get.
299
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:57,293
Yeah. I guess I'm sorry
for what I said.
300
00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,170
I just don't know
how to be your friend.
301
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,799
You don't have to be.
You're my daughter.
302
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,511
Wow. I hate that I'm saying this,
303
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,721
but the energy here feels amazing.
304
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:09,889
That's called community.
305
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,349
And if we had more of it
in this world,
306
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,851
and less factory-farmed beef,
307
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,978
our little boys
wouldn't be driving tanks
308
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,604
into nuclear power plants!
309
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:18,898
That sounds too specific
to be a metaphor.
310
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,234
{\an8}What will you do
when there's no power in the walls?!
311
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,610
What will you charge then?!
312
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:23,778
See? Beef brain.
313
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,738
Oh, God. I have to stop him.
314
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,824
- You know how?
- I'm a tech CEO!
315
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,285
So even if I don't,
I'll pretend I do.
316
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,829
Mom. Hold my calls.
317
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,123
"Mom."
318
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,875
I like the sound of that.
319
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,544
I'll just need a credit card.
320
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,712
Please, sir. Not in the matrix.
321
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,090
You shouldn't put people in matrixes.
322
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,809
What the-- Oh.
323
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,442
Matrix my ass!
324
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,208
This better be death race-related.
325
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,310
- CJ!
- Hey!
326
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,862
CJ!
327
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,241
She's beautiful. Isn't she?
328
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:53,826
Morty...
329
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,578
I never had a brother.
330
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,831
Until you.
331
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,096
Death to Chargeria!
332
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:24,524
We got him.
Osama Been Chargin is dead.
333
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,318
Full hearts, full charge.
334
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,779
Full hearts, full charge.
335
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:31,031
She's coming down!
336
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,742
Sweet Christ!
Power Plant Valley is breached!
337
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,161
I repeat, breached!
338
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,624
He's getting too close!
339
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,750
If he reaches
the central power plant,
340
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,002
it'll trigger a chain reaction
341
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,628
that renders
North America uninhabitable,
342
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:48,256
but also takes out all cell phones!
343
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,590
Fear not, Guard #2.
344
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:52,051
The moat was installed
for this exact scenario.
345
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:55,305
There's not a tank on Earth
that can cross that water.
346
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,224
Oh, shit! It's got a snorkel!
347
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,519
Dear God. Run!
348
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,403
Morty!
349
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,197
None of this will bring CJ back!
350
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,199
Keep his name out of your mouth!
351
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,284
Whose name?
352
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,536
Christopher James Motorola,
353
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,706
Chargeant First Class?!
354
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,212
What do you know about CJ?!
355
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,547
This is all my fault, Morty.
356
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,215
You were the only real thing
in there,
357
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,800
but I didn't treat you
like you mattered.
358
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,844
You couldn't have known
what would happen in that war.
359
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:37,930
But I did know, Morty. I did know.
360
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,141
Once I understood
the rules of the matrix,
361
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,185
taking power was easy.
362
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,270
But making power wasn't.
363
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:47,190
There was only one way to make
the charging science work--
364
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,568
all the lithium
we could get our hands on.
365
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,320
We got it.
366
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,614
We can fix it, right?!
We can fix it?!
367
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,450
No one can know about this.
368
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:02,455
It was a brutal war,
but I knew we'd win it.
369
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:03,915
Because we had you.
370
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,125
An ex-con with no future,
371
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,711
no family, no way to die.
372
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:11,255
Morty, I never had a brother.
373
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,091
Until you.
374
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,884
You could have had a different life.
375
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,178
I could have given it to you.
376
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,474
We got him.
Osama Been Chargin is dead.
377
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:24,143
Thank you, soldier.
Full hearts, full charge.
378
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,312
We're lithium-rich!
379
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,940
You were my greatest asset.
380
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,191
And my darkest shame.
381
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,693
I also had your phones bugged,
a tracking chip put in your spine,
382
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:33,861
and those birds you liked to feed
383
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,363
were spy cameras
built by the government.
384
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,074
- My finches?!
- I know you lost a brother in there.
385
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,617
Don't make me lose you.
386
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,869
It's like the pain
is all I have left of him!
387
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,454
But he's gone!
388
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,623
He never existed in the first place!
389
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,875
Don't say that!
Without you and your friends,
390
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,419
we never would have escaped
the matrix.
391
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,921
Rick, he would have woken up
and let us out!
392
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,131
On whose terms?!
393
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,258
He would've wiped us clean
before our eyes were open.
394
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,051
And then they'd really be gone,
all of them.
395
00:18:57,052 --> 00:19:00,012
CJ, Chop Block...
396
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,223
Marmaduke...
397
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,015
8-Ball! Jesus!
398
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:06,269
I... I'm sorry, Morty.
399
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,521
You get to decide now.
400
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,647
What do you want to do?
401
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,315
I wanna go home.
402
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,652
Yeah. Let's go home.
403
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:18,156
It's okay! I'm alright now!
404
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,907
It's not you we were worried about!
405
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:22,076
Yeah, this is exactly
why you shouldn't steal
406
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,037
your grandpa's inventions!
407
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:25,872
What?
408
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:29,168
He said never steal
your grandpa's inventions!
409
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,419
- No...
- Motherfucker.
410
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,545
Matrix piece of shit!
411
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,631
Fucking fake lesson-teaching bastard!
412
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,675
{\an8}- Stop!
- Whoa! Easy, guys! Christ!
413
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,886
You're not in a matrix!
You're not in a matrix!
414
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,137
Rick? What the fuck?!
415
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,972
This NPC was trying
to teach us a lesson!
416
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,849
{\an8}I was just saying not to steal
417
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,559
such dangerous technology.
418
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,811
Your grandpa's obviously a genius.
419
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:50,479
- See?!
- That's an actual guy,
420
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,940
making several obvious
and valid statements.
421
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:55,027
- Beer later?
- I think my nose is broken.
422
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,616
- Aw, come on!
- Aw, come on!
423
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,994
Chernobyl! We're Chernobyl-ing!
424
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:08,706
Rick! Are you gonna--
425
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:09,791
Yes.
426
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,835
- Ew!
- What the hell?!
427
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:14,253
It's anti-radiation gel.
428
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:15,671
Your tits and bits
will thank me later.
429
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,299
- Ew!
- What the hell?!
430
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,808
So... nuclear reactor, huh?
431
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:28,976
I had PTSD!
432
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,187
Thank you for your service.
433
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,272
Oh, my God! You saved us from the--
434
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,733
The worst meltdown
in American history? Yeah.
435
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,693
I'm gonna leave this with you.
Sign here.
436
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:41,572
Tip? I don't see
an option lower than 20%.
437
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:42,658
There isn't one.
438
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,122
Might wanna keep that gel on
for a little while.
439
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:53,210
Alright. Is there anything else
we need to do?
440
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:59,215
I'm gonna remember him.
441
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,508
But I'm gonna miss you.
442
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,634
You won't have to.
443
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,886
I have a feeling things
are gonna be different now.
444
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,054
Ready to be kids again?
445
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,180
More than you know.
446
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,266
Yeah.
447
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:13,980
{\an8}What'd you do to us?!
448
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,523
{\an8}What the fuck is on my arm, Rick?!
449
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:16,899
Beats me. You asked for it.
450
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,317
- What?! Why?!
- Whatever.
451
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:20,528
I'm meeting friends to throw
shopping carts into the quarry.
452
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,489
Aw, geez. Oh, no, Rick!
You gotta get this off of me!
453
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,824
It makes me uncomfortable!
454
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,619
No can do, pal.
Made a promise to an old friend.
455
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,670
What the hell?
456
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:38,754
Hi, Summer.
457
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,381
You probably won't remember
making this,
458
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,091
but I just wanted to say...
459
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:45,052
I love you
and you should love yourself.
460
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,179
The first thing your peers
will try to take from you
461
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:48,806
is your adult empathy.
462
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,933
It's your greatest gift
and the one thing that they--
463
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:52,561
Send a text.
464
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:58,900
Yo, Tricia!
What are we huffing tonight, bitch?!
465
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,644
Can I... help you?
466
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:37,938
Beth, it's time to come clean.
467
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:40,191
We "lost women"
468
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,443
feast on the young
to stay middle-aged.
469
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,445
So, you're vampires?
470
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,364
Why not feed 'til you're young?
471
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,325
'Cause not everyone has
your fucked-up values, Beth!
472
00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:53,662
And it's unfortunately
drink or be drank!
473
00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:56,208
Oh, come on! I thought
that was "Wine Mom" talk!
474
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:08,135
The sun turns you to dust,
and you picked Santa Fe?
475
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:09,471
That's on you.
476
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,474
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