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Janek!

Janek, come quick!

-Lenta, not now!
-Now! Quick! It's important!

All right! What is it?

A local farmer and beekeeper…

Look at this.

…saw the vessel?

Uh, yes. Uh… close by.

And this vessel was a flying saucer.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen,

a Polish man has made contact
with an alien civilization.

I invite you all to join me to discover

and learn more about this unique
and extraordinary event

exclusively on
Edge of Poland, Heart of Space.

PROJECT UFO

PROJECT USO

With poppy?

-Yeah.
-With poppy.

-We'll leave this with you.
-If you have to.

Is your daughter
Sara Borewicz?

We'd like to speak with her.

Uh… Uh… Uh-huh.

-Hey! Good morning.
-Hey.

So?

Are you happy now?

Have a seat, Janek.

Hunger strikes in Warmia?

I'm such a fool.

You don't give a shit
about hunger strikes.

Wera, you stole my fucking story.

You took it and used it for your own good.

You treated it
like some cheap, little tabloid story.

But it's not just a story to me!

I'm serious here, Wera!

This event is… It's…

Janek, sweetheart,
are you really this naïve?

How can an old pro like you
not understand?

Because of my piece,

your show is now going to enjoy
the best ratings it's ever had.

My show promotes your show.
You're welcome.

By the way,

the secretary
wants to see you immediately.

What?

What for?

And why did he ask you
to give me the message?

Henryk and I
don't keep secrets from each other.

The secret police came to see Sara.

Well, that's a good thing, I guess.

That way she can share her own story.

Why all the fuss, Zbyszek?

Who cares whether or not
a UFO landed in Truskasy?

It's not a UFO,
it's a USO.

USO.

Yeah, USO.

I have a moral obligation to tell others
what I have seen

and to convince the non-believers.

And what about your obligation
to your daughter?

Oh…

Sometimes I wish
you'd disappear from our lives.

I think it would have been better

if it was you who'd disappeared back then.

Yes. You're probably right.

Come in!

I believe you wanted to…

I believe you wanted to see me,
Comrade Secretary.

Please, have a seat.
Relax. Don't worry. Sit down.

I know that you're not happy about
our decision to broadcast Wera's show.

I know it, and I'm very sorry about it.

Honestly.

But we really had no other choice.

Her program…
had to be broadcast immediately.

Let's just say…
it was for… political reasons.

Have you really thought about
what it means

that fucking aliens visited Poland?

They chose Poland!

Well, actually, I was thinking…

Don't think too much, Polgar.
It's a bad idea.

You might turn
into one of those weirdos!

Don't take it too much to heart.

Janek…

You don't mind if we use
first names, do you?

I mean, we already share my waterbed,
so I feel like we're friends now.

Janek…

The reason I brought you here…

is that,
considering the latest revelations,

both the Central Committee
and I have decided…

to throw a party.

For our friends.

And I was thinking
what a good idea it would be

to have our most recent star
at the heart of the party,

Józef Kunik.

Huh?

Hmm?

And don't forget Sokolik.

Bring him along.

He can bring the old man.

You know, when I told our dear Wera
about the plans for a party,

she couldn't believe it.

She screamed with excitement.

Honestly.

And she said to me,

"Henryk, darling,
you must talk with Janek."

Why me, comrade?

My little Wera wants you to be happy.

She's so generous.

Well, then… will you ask them to come?

-Mm-hmm.
-Good.

Take this time… to make your show.

You'll soon receive footage
of that kid that saw the UFO.

Why don't we call it my gift to you?

Good evening, Józef, welcome!

Let me help you with that.

Hey, Zbyszek. Follow me.

The hotel's right here.

Be careful, Józef! Watch yourself!

So? How was your trip? Not too tired?

STATION HOTEL

-Good evening. We have reservations.
-Hello, everything is ready, Mr. Polgar.

Room 408,
and you'll be on the fourth floor.

Thanks very much.

This way, Józef.

You'll have time for that later.

I'm sorry,
but the elevator is out of order.

It's an inconvenience. I'm so sorry.

Uh-huh.

The stairs back there?

Yes.

Greetings, halfwits.
Your Gray Virus speaking.

Welcome to all residents
of the Gama planet

in our next telepathy from the cycle
"Wild corners of Space."

Our correspondent, Andros Zaorro,
landed today on planet Purchla,

whose residents call it Earth.

Yes, yes, dear halfwits.
It turns out Purchla is inhabited.

Ha! Not so long ago,
around a million years ago…

Józef?

Hmm.

Sorry to interrupt.

Have you seen my friend, by any chance?

Józef!

What are you doing down here?

Good morning, Józef.

Did you sleep well?
Have you had breakfast?

Did you go out last night?

-We have a problem.
-Yeah?

-Yeah.
-What kind of problem?

Mr. Kunik, uh…

Well, he spent the whole night
asleep in the lobby.

He can't sleep in the room.

These hotels, they're just not for me.

My apologies, Józef.

I wasn't thinking.
Tonight, you can come and stay with me.

But right now, we have to leave.
We have a busy day ahead of us.

Zbyszek?

Listen, it's best if… you stay here.

The show you did with Weronika
was a little premature.

Quite unnecessary.

Józef Kunik!
Józef Kunik!

Hold it up! Hold it up! Higher!

WELCOME, UFONAUTS

-Yes, hold it up! Beautiful!
-Józef Kunik!

-Very nice! Excellent!
-Józef Kunik! Józef Kunik!

And… thank you everyone!
Please take your seats.

Take your seats now.
Ewa, Ewa. C'mon, scram!

Mr. Kunik.

Mr. Kunik, we're ready for you.

Good evening! Good evening, everyone.

How are you?

My name is Jan Polgar,

and tonight I welcome you
to a very special edition

of Close Encounters.

It's a special edition because tonight
we have a very special guest with us.

Mr. Józef Kunik,

the first Pole who claims to have spoken
with extraterrestrial beings.

Enjoy the evening.

Ladies and gentlemen,

to quote the great Bard himself,

"There are more things in Heaven and Earth
than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

It was a complete accident
when I first heard of Józef Kunik.

But once I heard the news,
I rushed straight to Truskasy,

the small frontier village
in Warmia where he lives.

From the very first moment
of our first meeting,

I knew this was a man who I could trust.

The discovery
of what we now call the Polish Roswell

would not have been possible
or even imaginable

if it wasn't for the interviews
and specialized tests

that prove, beyond the shadow of a doubt,

that this event
is quite simply remarkable.

And, to add to this,

a second witness of these
remarkable events has come forward.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I invite you all this evening
to watch something extraordinary.

An exclusive interview with a young girl,
Sara Borewicz,

who also claims to have encountered
the exact same aliens as Mr. Kunik.

Sit back, and let's watch her interview.

Were they green?

Yes.

And they looked like this?

Mm-hmm.

And they came
in a flying saucer from outer space?

From outer space.

I'm home!

Honey! Come in, Józef, take your coat off.
Just put it right there.

And I'll get that.

Lenta!

Let me introduce to you

the very first Pole
to have encountered extraterrestrials.

Mm. Well done.

Józef is gonna be
spending the night with us.

A gift, ma'am. Some honey made by my bees.

We went to Polna market. Look!

It's time to celebrate!

-And when will Mr. Sokolik join us?
-Yeah.

He won't be joining us tonight.

May I lie down, please?

Now? But, Józef, we were just about to…
to celebrate our great success.

Don't listen to him, follow me.

The bed is in here, you can lie down.

Please.

It's heartless
to use an old man like that.

-He saw the aliens.
-You can lie to yourself.

But don't you dare lie to me.

He's so brainwashed,
he'll believe anything you tell him.

And who's fault is that? Mine, right?

-Or the Russians?
-You are so naïve.

You're just… jealous!

-You've always been jealous. That's it!
-Mm-hmm.

Hello?

One moment please.

It's for you.

Hello?

How come you never told me?

I couldn't.

-You're lying.
-I swear it's true.

I'm not lying.

Listen, after that show you did with Wera,

everybody knows what you discovered.

Well, the truth is…

nobody really knows what I did. Nobody!

Why didn't you mention the USOs?

C'mon, Zbyszek, don't be mad.

And what's with that interview with Sara?

Have you no mercy at all?

How could she know if they came
from outer space or underwater?

-Those are just details.
-Precisely. Important details!

What's important is that aliens
landed here in Poland, in Truskasy.

And that's the only thing that counts,
not where they came from.

In any case,
I've got some good news for you.

You ready?

You have been invited
by Secretary Wierusz himself

to a party in honor of our achievements.

-Seriously?
-Yes.

I'll come by and pick you up tomorrow.

That's perfect timing, Janek.
I had an idea…

an equipotential idea that I believe
could explain these recent events.

That's great.
You can tell me about it tomorrow.

You can count on me.

You told me once there has to be
doubt before anyone can believe.

Mm-hmm.

Do you remember saying that?

Sure. Yeah, maybe.

-Good night, Janek.
-Good night.

"The Truskasy Encounter"?

This is what you're working on?

Yeah.

Then, might I suggest you read this?

What is it?

Let's just call it a coincidence.

A few years ago, near Truskasy,
Mr. Kunik's father had visions.

Visions of the Virgin Mary.

What?!

Yup.

She appeared in a tree.

So they cut it down.

No.

-That's impossible.
-Nothing is impossible.

I can't believe it.

Oh, I'm finished.
I'm completely fucking finished.

The tendency
to confabulate and to hallucinate is…

hereditary.

We can't let this come out.

Have you shown it to anybody at all?

Of course not.

This book is very important to me.

Honey Bear.

IGNACY KUNIK FROM TRUSKASY
HAD A DIVINE REVELATION

POLISH UNITED WORKERS' PARTY

Are you feeling all right, Józef?

I'm, uh… a bit queasy.

I feel like my stomach
fell through the floor just now.

Solidarity, remember?

Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention please!

Our guests of honor have arrived. Bravo!

My wife, Lenta.

Lenta Nalecz.

The pleasure's all mine. Wierusz.

Comrade Secretary,
allow me to introduce you to Józef Kunik.

It's an honor to meet you, sir.
Thank you for being with us.

And Zbigniew Sokolik,
the man I spoke to you about.

And an eminent ufologist himself.
Janek is a bit jealous.

Really? Wierusz.

Mamzer.

It's a pleasure
to finally meet you in person.

Ah!

Your electric charge is impressive,
Mr. Polgar.

Hmm.

Lenta.

-I'm a huge fan of yours.
-Oh.

I believe we've met before.

I don't think that we have.

The university dormitory?
In Kiev?

I've never been to Kiev.

Ah. An honest mistake. I do apologize.

Will you raise a toast with us?

-To Close Encounters!
-I don't drink.

So, were these beings
hostile towards you, Mr. Kunik?

Eh…

Do you think that
they might visit you again sometime?

Would you now consider
that you are on friendly terms with them?

And what sex were they?
Maybe they don't have any sex.

Maybe.

A few years ago,

I was traveling for business,

and I met
some really strange-looking Americans.

Marian! Nobody's interested!

Everyone here
has already heard your old jokes.

Mr. Kunik,

maybe you'd be able
to introduce us to these…

…Frog People?

Maybe they could take us
away from this place.

-I mean, take us to another planet, not…
-Of course!

Uh. May I… if you don't mind,

um, touch you, Mr. Kunik?

Just once?

Uh… Me too.

Enjoying yourself?

More and more every minute.

I presume
you watched Polgar's show?

Yes, I did.

You didn't mention USOs either.

Ladies and gentlemen,
we are gathered here today

for a very special occasion.

-Mr. Kunik, join me on the stage. Please.
-Józef. Careful.

The man you see here

is an ordinary man.

A man of the people, one might say.

He is the first Pole
to make direct contact

with an extraterrestrial civilization.

Mr. Kunik spent two hours

in an Unidentified Flying Object,

otherwise known as a UFO.

USO.

Pardon me?

Unidentified Submersible Object.

Actually, it so happens

that I was the one who invented the term.

-Mr. Suklick.
-Mr. Sokolik.

Mr. Sokolik.

How can it be
a submersible

if he saw it flying through the air?

A submersible craft can easily fly,
that's not a problem at all.

We have documented evidence
of sightings of USOs

going all the way back
to the 17th century.

And as I have illustrated many times
in my lectures and my presentations,

uh, the Earth is crisscrossed
by subterranean tunnel systems.

Why is it so difficult
for you to understand?

What the hell are you going on about?

Mr. Kunik was on board
a flying spacecraft.

One calls them saucers.

Am I right, Mr. Polgar?

Absolutely, Mr. Secretary…

-Although…
-What?

It's actually shaped like a cigar.

Cigar, saucer, who gives a shit!

Let's all just agree
that Mr. Kunik was flying in the sky.

Excuse me, sir.

As I've already mentioned
to Mr. Polgar,

there's also the possibility

of an equipotential explanation
for what happened.

-What?
-Excuse me.

It is quite possible that Mr. Kunik
was under the influence of hallucinogens.

Mr. Secretary, we conducted
very extensive tests on the subject,

and that possibility was ruled out.
Am I right, Kittel?

He's right.

And besides, we have a second witness,

uh, who also saw a flying object,
not a submersible one,

so it is impossible
that both witnesses are lying.

Alright, I have had enough
of this fucking nonsense!

Let's see if Mr. Kunik
is telling the truth.

Mr. Mamzer,

please join us.

Mr. Mamzer requires no introduction.

He's a world-renowned hypnotist.

I propose that we put Mr. Kunik
in a deep state of hypnosis

to discover if he is lying or not.

Comrade Secretary,
I'm not sure this is a really necessary…

The die is cast.

Follow me into my office please.

What is that?

A hypnoscope.

It tests your susceptibility.

Mr. Kunik,
do you feel any change?

What do you mean?

I mean,
do you feel any different?

I feel a slight pressure.

Tonight, ladies and gentlemen,

before your very eyes,

I will put this man
into a deep state of trance.

I will repeat some words,

and then I will count to three
and snap my fingers,

and he will fall
into a deep hypnotic sleep.

Then, when he hears the word "UFO"…

he will tell us exactly
what happened that day in Truskasy.

Józef, repeat after me…

-One.
-One.

-Two.
-Two.

Three.Sleep!

Mr. Kunik, on February 10th,

did you witness a UFO?

Solidarity, remember?

UFO?

Yes, I saw it.

I was on my way home from Rapa…

on my horse and cart…

with my beehives.

I took the forest road that leads
to the Kuleza field by the lake.

And then I saw two small creatures,
two green creatures.

They were running around
between the trees.

They looked like little frogs.

And they had webbed feet.

Webbed feet.

You heard what he said. Webbed feet.

An unidentified submersible object,
the USO!

An unidentified submersible object!

Good evening, General. Welcome.

Sir, are you truly the first comrade

to have made contact
with an alien civilization?

Uh… Uh-huh.

It is a privilege
to meet you, sir.

Congratulations.

And did they leave you
any kind of message?

Uh… Protect the oceans.

Of course.

The oceans.

Indeed.

We are all simply drops

in the ocean of Polish history.

♪ There's space between us ♪

♪ No connection ♪

♪ Human weaknesses ♪

♪ It's in your blood ♪

♪ It's in your blood ♪

What a roaring success, Wera.

Wonderful! The General
was utterly delighted.

Have a drink!

-Congratulations.
-And one for you, my dear.

-Ha-ha… And you.
-Oh, thank you.

-Thank you, Janek.
-Hmm.

Well done!

You're a very lucky woman, Lenta.

Cheers.

And by the way,

I think we should all start
seeing each other a little more often.

Yes, what a wonderful idea!

-Enjoy the moment.
-What will happen to… Sokolik?

Janek, I think you should
just forget about this Sokolik person.

He's really not a bad man,
he's just a little set in his beliefs.

Yes, we're all good men
when we're sober.

He sells illegal alcohol,
and he supports Solidarity.

Private Bielecki speaking.

One moment, please.

Borewicz, it's for you.

Corporal Borewicz.

THE WAVE - ELECTRONICS REPAIR SHOP
ZBIGNIEW SOKOLIK

Your luck ran out, huh?
You'll get 10 years for this.

IF YOU HAVE SEEN HIM,
CALL: 787 88 927 671

POLICE

Sweetie.
What are you doing out here?

They were electrofishing again.

Sara!

It's poaching!
It's illegal, you can't just…

I have something to tell you.

It's about your father.

It's okay. You don't have to say it.

-Uh...
-I already know.

Look.

-I can see stars in the lake.
-I'm so sorry.

You see? Look how shiny they are.

Quick, give me the net!

Hold me!

Hold me tight!

What the…

POLICE

Hey.

-So you got promoted.
-Uh-huh.

Good for you.

I guess that USO story finally paid off.

It wasn't the USO.
It was your booze.

Sara and I found this
at the bottom of the lake a while back.

I didn't have the courage
to bring it to you earlier.

I'm sorry, Zbyszek.

No one abducted him.

He was at the bottom of the lake.

Julia, look at me.

I mean, really look.

What happened to me? Huh?

When did it happen? How?

I think we all got lost a little bit.
That's all.

You know that I fixed
the television for Sara?

I know you did!

She really wanted to come visit.

But…

-She didn't.
-Did you hear? Polgar published a book.

Co-wrote it with his wife.

Take care of yourself, Zbyszek.

You'll be all right.

And you can keep the hand. I asked them.

Julia?

Can I ask you for a favor?

THE TRUSKASY ENCOUNTER

-Thank you.
-Here you go.

-Next.
-Can you dedicate it to Zbyszek…

Sokolik.

"What I'm going to tell you
may sound crazy, but recently…

in the village of Truskasy,
near Bartoszyce,

a man named Kunik encountered…

strange, green creatures

that looked like… frogs."

"Creatures like these
have never been seen here before."

"I know this…

because I've lived in Warmia
my entire life."

"These creatures then abducted Kunik…

and brought him to their spaceship."

"Actually, I believe this incident

to be worthy of investigation
by the authorities."

"My neighbor thinks
that it may be the Chinese."

"But I think

it is more serious than that."

"I think…

that these creatures may be aliens."

"Yours sincerely…"

-"Helena Podgórska."
-"Podgórska."

Polish Roswell.

What?

You wanna know how I did it?

I know that you hypnotized Kunik.

His son, Stefan…

He knew that I had studied hypnosis
in Kiev, and he convinced me to do it.

But I guess this was really
the brainchild of your friend, Wierusz.

What did they want to distract us from?

What were they trying to hide from us?

I understand.

You had good reason
to be mad at me after the show.

And you were right.

This was never about you.

I did it because I wanted people
to believe what I believed.

To believe in underwater creatures.

Creatures

that had abducted my brother.

But now…

There's nothing you can do about that now.

You can't change what's happened.
It's too late.

Look, Zbyszek.

Is there a book?

Yes!

And are there frog people in the book?

Yes, there are. The book is proof.

It contains the proof of everything
you called the Polish Roswell.

And you know what else?
You're named as the discoverer, my friend.

Your lies have become the truth.

-We are live in four minutes.
-Okay, I'm ready.

It's fine. Leave it. Go.

I'm sorry.

We have another presenter for today,
Madam Wierusz.

What do you mean? Who?

The new Prime Minister.

You're going to need
to put on your new uniform.

I'm not wearing this.

Sir, can I have one more
moment, please? One other question.

-Zbyszek.
-Yeah?

One thing that I don't get.

How could you hypnotize your own daughter?

That girl, Sara Borewicz.
She's your daughter, right?

Yes. She's my daughter.

But I never hypnotized her.

-Good evening, Madam Wierusz.
-Good evening.

I hope that green suits you, Madam.

The flag on this side.

Hurry up! Come on!

Faster! Move it! Faster! C'mon, c'mon!

Get a move on!

Ladies and gentlemen,
citizens of Poland,

I speak to you tonight
as the new head of the Polish Government.

I am here to address matters
of the utmost importance.

The Fatherland
is on the verge of the abyss.

Strikes and protests
have spread across the country.

Enough is enough!
It is time to put a stop to this.

It is my duty to prevent the proliferation
of the invading alien forces.

I told you! That guy didn't fix shit.

The natural instinct of self-preservation
is needed to survive.

It is time to act.

All agitators and aliens

can and will be brought to justice.

Heavy indeed
is the burden and responsibility

that weighs upon me
in this fateful moment of our history.

Faced with this emergency
and with due process of law,

acting in accordance with the provisions
provided by our own constitution,

I solemnly declare

martial law across the entire country
as of midnight tonight.

Mr. Polgar.

Good evening!

And what brings you here?

Well, uh…

I was hoping to visit your father.

That won't be possible.

I'm afraid everything is off-limits now.

It's a landing zone for aliens.

Józef! Józef!

Józef! Józef!

Józef!

Oh!

Wait! Here, take some food with you!

God bless.

Good evening, Mr. Kunik!

There's no need to be afraid!

I'll guarantee your safety, Józef.
There's no need to worry.

Come with me.

Where are they taking him?

To a safe place, Mr. Polgar.

To Arlamow.

You shouldn't have come here, you know.
You should go home immediately.

Drive carefully, you never know
what might happen on the road.

Aliens are at the border.

And as of midnight tonight,

the Utilitarian State Occupation
will be in effect!

Utilitarian…

State Occupation.

Exactly, Mr. Polgar.

USO.

Drive home safely.