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It's a beautiful day
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here at Velvety Canned Cheese Park.
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Velvety Canned Cheese:
making your cheese a breeze.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Get you some canned cheese.
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That hat is too great.
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I love it, you girls.
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And here come our boys now.
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Ladies and gentlemen, your
Montgomery Cheesemongers!
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And on the mound, Montgomery's
own hometown hero,
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"Rocket" Russ Waddell!
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Get 'em, Rocket! Mow 'em down!
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These rat bastards can't
handle the heat, Russ!
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Blast off!
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Oh!
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Come on!
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Shake it off, Rocket!
You still got it!
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Just warming up,
Russ, just warming up!
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Ah, shit.
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It's a fucking embarrassment.
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I never even
seen nothin' like it, man.
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Never gonna win again.
Never getting laid again.
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Twenty-nine straight losses!
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Twenty-nine!
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We're like the goddamn Bad News Bears!
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Actually, the Bad News Bears
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had one good pitcher
and one good hitter.
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So unless Tatum O'Neal walks
through that door, we're worse.
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Russ.
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Russ?
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Are we drinking?
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Right behind you.
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Hey.
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- Brought you some soup.
- Oh.
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- Thank you, Lucille.
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, I just wanted you to know that
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you will always have a home here
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at Velvety Canned Cheese Park.
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You're part of the
family no matter what.
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Thanks.
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And with Sal retiring next season,
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we're going to need a
new head groundskeeper.
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Oh, dang. Oh, did Skip not...
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- Oh.
- Uh...
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I was just, um,
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working up the nerve to tell you.
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GM called.
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Organization's going to let you go.
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That's it?
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I'm done?
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Russ, I'm sorry.
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It's just... time.
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Oh, so that's it, huh?
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Yep. They're giving me one more start,
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then off to the pasture.
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Goddamn.
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It's not fair, Rocket.
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It's too damn fair.
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That's what hurts.
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If I still had my heat,
that'd be something else.
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You still have that
100-mile-an-hour fastball
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left in you, Russ.
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Yeah, you'll get it back.
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Nah, it's gone.
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Skip's right. Maybe it's just time.
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Rocket, fellas, drinks are on me.
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Oh.
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Look at that!
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I actually won 200 bucks
betting on you guys
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losing back-to-back games.
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Figured I owed you, so...
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Hey, enjoy.
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Does anybody got any decent work
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lined up for the off season?
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Not yet.
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They still got the classified
ads in the newspapers?
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I don't think they
still have newspapers.
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Vegas odds of us losing our
next five games is 22 to one?
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- Hmm.
- So?
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So?
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If our so-called fans could make money
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off how bad we are,
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why can't we?
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Isn't players gambling
on games illegal?
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It's more than illegal,
Goose. It's sacrilege.
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And if anybody even heard
that we were discussing this,
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forget the show, we'd
all be banned for life.
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Lew, you're a 32-year-old
bush league catcher
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with a career batting average of 220.
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I hate to break it to you,
but you ain't making the show.
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Neither are you.
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I know. None of us are.
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I mean, we can't beat time.
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So what do we do?
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Okay, we got five games
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between now and my last start, right?
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If someone was to bet a parlay
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on us losing all five games,
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for any dollar they put in,
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that someone would get 22 back.
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And that someone is us.
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- Right?
- Oh, my God.
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Thank you, Carl.
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Okay, look, we pool together
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all the money we could
get our hands on, right?
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Life savings, second
mortgages, whatever.
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Then we bet on ourselves.
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I mean, if we could get, like, 100K,
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we're talking, like, two
million in return, huh?
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Are we in?
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I'm in.
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If I sell the camper,
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I can get, like, 15, 20 grand.
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- Ha-ha!
- Let's go!
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Attaboy.
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Cheesemongers lose to the Honeys
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12 to 0.
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Cheesemongers lose again 11 to one.
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On the bright side,
Velvety Canned Cheese
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does help to drown the sorrow
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of this punishing losing streak.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Safe!
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Cheesemongers lose 13 to three.
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Mm.
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Someone take this away from me,
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but just know I'ma put up a fight.
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Cheesemongers keep it within 10 runs,
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losing 14 to five.
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Let's go.
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Another Cheesemonger loss
would make for 34 straight,
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breaking a minor league
record that stood since 1951.
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Russ, as today's starting pitcher,
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how are you dealing with the pressure?
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Well, I'm just grateful I'm the one
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who's taking the mound for us today.
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Oh, Russ,
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seems like, uh,
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I bear nothing but
bad news these days.
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Front office promoted
a kid from rookie ball,
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Felix Domingo.
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And they want him to start.
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Skip, this is my last start.
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You said I could have
this. What the fuck?
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I'm sorry, Russ.
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- Hey, Skip. Hi.
- Lew.
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I borrowed eight grand
from a guy named, no joke,
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Shady "The Kneecapper" McGee.
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If this Felix kid is
any good, we're screwed!
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Hey, settle down, alright?
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Let me see what's what.
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Hey. Welcome to the club.
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Oh, my God, "Rocket" Russ Waddell!
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Oh, my God, man, it's really you.
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You know who I am?
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Yeah, of course, man.
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Actually, when I was a
kid, my brother and I,
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we tried buying up
all your rookie cards.
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You know, 100-mile-an-hour fastball,
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crazy movement.
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We thought you were going to
be like the next Roger Clemens.
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Yeah. Well, time gets us all.
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- What's that?
- Oh, this?
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Yeah, it's actually pretty cool.
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So it's a barometer.
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My curves usually borderline
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in most altitudes, right?
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But with the lower elevation here,
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I feel like I can get
a good break going.
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Okay, that's one approach.
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Yeah, for sure.
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- You want a dip?
- Nope.
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Sorry, I...
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got my own.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, anyway, I always like to scout
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the ballpark before I pitch.
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Wind conditions, field conditions.
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There's always something I can use.
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You know that.
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Honor to meet you,
but I should warm up
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if I'm gonna stop this losing streak.
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You're a fuckin' legend.
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- I just...
- Okay.
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- Alright, good luck out there.
- Thank you, man.
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- So?
- Well, I don't think he's much,
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but still, we can't
leave this to chance.
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I say we jump the bastard
right now, go for the elbow.
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We don't need to hurt the kid, okay?
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Just get him out of the game.
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Hey, go get 'em, Petey!
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That's it.
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Hey, don't worry, I got an idea.
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I'll see you on the field.
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If we're getting $3.1 million
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and we're splitting it five ways,
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then 5% going to our front man,
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how much money does
that leave me exactly?
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I hate this type of math, dude.
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We'll take care of it
afterwards, alright?
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Right now, I just need you
to keep your head in the game
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so we can lose it, okay?
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Okay?
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Let's get asses kicked, huh?
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I've been noticing a slight
numbness in my right arm,
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and I'm wondering if
it's related to all
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the Velvety Canned
Cheese I've been eating.
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Is anyone else experiencing this?
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If so, please come see me
in the announcer booth.
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Taking the mound for the
first time with the 'Mongers
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is Felix Domingo,
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just promoted from rookie ball.
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Let's see if he can snap the team
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out of its incredibly
dispiriting historic skid.
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There you are.
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What'd you do?
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Scored some acid from one
of the hippie vendor dudes,
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spiked the kid's gum.
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It should kick in any minute.
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You Dock Ellis'd him?
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I what?
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Dock Ellis, Pittsburgh Pirates, 1970.
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He dropped acid 'cause he
thought it was his day off,
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but then he had to pitch.
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Yeah.
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I Dock Ellis'd the shit out of him.
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No, you dumb-ass.
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Once the LSD kicked in,
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his game went to a whole other level.
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He threw a no-hitter.
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Strike!
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Oh, shit.
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Strike!
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Strike!
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Strike!
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Strike! You're out!
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I seem to have stopped
seeing the color green?
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It's weird.
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All the other colors are still present
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in my field of vision,
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but the grass, for instance,
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has taken on a kind of gray pallor.
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I have stopped eating the
Velvety Canned Cheese.
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But if there is a medical
doctor in attendance
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and you'd be open to stopping by,
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I don't think that'd
be the worst idea.
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Well, folks, we've got ourselves
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an old-fashioned pitcher's duel.
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Still zero-zero here in the ninth.
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Can the unorthodox young Felix Domingo
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continue his dominant
debut performance?
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Hey, pal.
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- Bunt.
- What?
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And don't stop running.
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Trust me.
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I'm going to humble the new kid.
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First pitch of the ninth underway.
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And it's a bunt.
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Dundee fields what
should be an easy out
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and... throws it into the outfield?
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Come on, Carl.
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Sandberg trips
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and throws the ball into the ground.
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Jackson picks up the
ball... no, he muffs it.
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- Safe!
- Ah!
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00:13:26,289 --> 00:13:27,390
Oh, shit!
267
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:30,026
- Ah.
- Dammit!
268
00:13:32,696 --> 00:13:34,197
Shit!
269
00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:38,368
- Damn it!
- Play better!
270
00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:41,037
Yes. Yes. Yes.
271
00:13:41,138 --> 00:13:43,874
It's a solemn scene at
Velvety Canned Cheese Park
272
00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:45,575
as our beloved Cheesemongers are now
273
00:13:45,675 --> 00:13:49,246
officially the biggest losers
in minor league history.
274
00:13:49,346 --> 00:13:52,449
Truly, there is no joy
in Mudville tonight.
275
00:13:54,384 --> 00:13:56,653
We're the worst! We're the worst!
276
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,322
We suck! We suck! We suck!
277
00:14:11,401 --> 00:14:13,570
You got rid of the spiked gum, right?
278
00:14:16,039 --> 00:14:17,374
Shit.
279
00:14:29,686 --> 00:14:31,154
Come on.
280
00:14:31,655 --> 00:14:33,089
Come on.
281
00:14:34,491 --> 00:14:36,026
Shit.
282
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,262
Shit.
283
00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:45,602
Oh. Felix, hey.
284
00:14:46,036 --> 00:14:47,804
I can't find my damn car keys.
285
00:14:48,271 --> 00:14:51,041
Hell of a game, kid.
Sorry about that loss.
286
00:14:51,842 --> 00:14:53,510
Is this what you used?
287
00:14:54,744 --> 00:14:55,745
Used?
288
00:14:56,613 --> 00:15:00,016
You and your buddies,
you tried to spike my gum
289
00:15:00,117 --> 00:15:01,451
to get me out of the game?
290
00:15:01,918 --> 00:15:03,854
What? Why would we do that?
291
00:15:03,954 --> 00:15:05,856
Because you wanted to throw it.
292
00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:09,292
We're like the worst team
in minor league history.
293
00:15:09,392 --> 00:15:10,952
Even if we were going
to throw the game,
294
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,496
how would you even tell?
295
00:15:12,863 --> 00:15:14,898
Because your buddy, Carl,
296
00:15:15,799 --> 00:15:19,336
tried doing a little math in
my notebook between innings
297
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,738
trying to figure out how to split up
298
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:25,542
$3,136,018
299
00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:28,111
five ways.
300
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,047
You're in it. He
broke down your names.
301
00:15:31,148 --> 00:15:33,750
Goddammit, Carl, shit!
302
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,952
And he got the math wrong.
303
00:15:36,052 --> 00:15:37,921
Okay, w-we can make this right.
304
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,523
Wh-what's it going to take?
305
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:44,327
Out on the mound today,
I-I went to some place,
306
00:15:45,328 --> 00:15:47,531
a place I've only dreamed of,
307
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,567
where-where God's face
308
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:54,004
speaks from the crystalline waters
309
00:15:54,337 --> 00:15:58,275
and his angels manifest
in monkey form.
310
00:16:00,143 --> 00:16:02,445
What the hell are you
talking about, Felix?
311
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:04,915
I'm done with baseball.
312
00:16:05,649 --> 00:16:08,318
Yeah, I wanna move to Belize...
313
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,587
and find God
314
00:16:12,022 --> 00:16:13,457
and take drugs...
315
00:16:17,861 --> 00:16:19,996
after you give me the $3 million
316
00:16:20,096 --> 00:16:21,698
you won on today's game.
317
00:16:22,599 --> 00:16:24,468
Oh, come on, man!
318
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,369
That's our life savings
you're talking about.
319
00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:28,071
Some of these guys got families.
320
00:16:28,171 --> 00:16:30,173
Look, why don't we give you half?
321
00:16:30,273 --> 00:16:33,076
You could go to Belize
and we'll call it a day.
322
00:16:33,176 --> 00:16:36,046
Either you give me
323
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,916
the entire three million
to keep me quiet,
324
00:16:40,016 --> 00:16:42,986
or I bring the evidence to the cops
325
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,688
and you lose it all anyway.
326
00:16:48,859 --> 00:16:50,393
"Rocket" Russ!
327
00:16:50,494 --> 00:16:51,528
Shit!
328
00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:54,731
You done?
329
00:16:54,831 --> 00:16:56,566
Yeah, yeah, I guess I am.
330
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,238
Smack.
331
00:17:01,338 --> 00:17:03,073
I'll give you instructions
332
00:17:03,173 --> 00:17:04,450
on how to wire me the money tomorrow.
333
00:17:04,474 --> 00:17:07,644
Once it's in my account,
I'll give you the evidence.
334
00:17:08,178 --> 00:17:11,581
Alright? Oh, and Russ,
you were so right.
335
00:17:11,882 --> 00:17:13,784
Time gets us all.
336
00:17:14,217 --> 00:17:16,953
But you had all the
time and the talent
337
00:17:17,053 --> 00:17:18,588
as any of the greats.
338
00:17:18,688 --> 00:17:20,290
You just blew it.
339
00:17:21,925 --> 00:17:23,126
Jesus, man, look at you.
340
00:17:23,994 --> 00:17:26,530
I don't even know how
you live with yourself.
341
00:17:41,378 --> 00:17:42,779
Oh, my God.
342
00:17:42,879 --> 00:17:45,015
My fastball, I got it!
343
00:17:45,115 --> 00:17:46,416
I still got...
344
00:17:47,050 --> 00:17:48,585
Oh, shit.
345
00:17:49,953 --> 00:17:51,288
Hey.
346
00:17:52,222 --> 00:17:53,222
Hey.
347
00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:25,782
Heyo!
348
00:19:36,026 --> 00:19:37,761
A-Ha!
349
00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:46,936
Hmm.
350
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:56,846
Hmm.
351
00:20:11,194 --> 00:20:13,396
Alright, uh,
352
00:20:13,497 --> 00:20:15,174
now I'm like emotionally
invested in this shit.
353
00:20:15,198 --> 00:20:16,198
Come on.
354
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,768
Yeah, I still don't get it.
355
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:19,869
What's your job?
356
00:20:19,936 --> 00:20:21,238
I wanna say, uh,
357
00:20:21,338 --> 00:20:24,040
administrative assistant or something.
358
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:27,010
Error 10, category network error.
359
00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:28,378
Yeah, I already knew that.
360
00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:29,957
And why does that appeal?
361
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:31,448
Well, I told you that I binge watched
362
00:20:31,548 --> 00:20:32,883
"The Office" last month, right?
363
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:33,927
Oh, no.
364
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:36,086
The road was getting
lonely and I figured,
365
00:20:36,186 --> 00:20:37,687
ah, community,
366
00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:40,257
same people every day,
entertaining dynamics.
367
00:20:40,357 --> 00:20:41,691
I should try office life.
368
00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:43,693
- Dumb, right?
- Ah, I get it.
369
00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:46,263
Sometimes we need an
inspirational smack.
370
00:20:46,363 --> 00:20:48,231
Hmm. So I guess this company,
371
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:49,609
they, they all started
working remotely
372
00:20:49,633 --> 00:20:51,234
during COVID and they never came back,
373
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,403
and they need, uh, one
person in the office
374
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:54,614
so it's not technically vacant,
375
00:20:54,638 --> 00:20:57,073
you know, for insurance purposes.
376
00:20:57,474 --> 00:20:59,342
This was a dumb idea. I should quit.
377
00:20:59,442 --> 00:21:00,522
My experience,
378
00:21:00,577 --> 00:21:02,512
it's the smack after the smack
379
00:21:02,612 --> 00:21:04,047
that you gotta watch for.
380
00:21:04,147 --> 00:21:05,248
Hmm.
381
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:07,083
I'm not fully sure
what that means, man.
382
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:08,518
I...
383
00:21:09,286 --> 00:21:10,987
A-ha!
384
00:21:24,434 --> 00:21:26,069
Ha!
385
00:21:26,770 --> 00:21:27,770
Smack.
386
00:21:44,287 --> 00:21:45,922
This is yours, I think, right?
387
00:21:46,022 --> 00:21:47,023
Thank you.
388
00:21:47,124 --> 00:21:48,458
I just have to ask,
389
00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:50,660
what is your general philosophy
390
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:54,030
regarding litigation and such?
391
00:21:54,131 --> 00:21:55,632
Look, uh,
392
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,276
looking around, I can
see this isn't really,
393
00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:58,568
you know, the major leagues.
394
00:21:58,668 --> 00:22:00,470
And anyway, by nature,
395
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:03,907
I gotta say I'm a lover, not a suer.
396
00:22:04,007 --> 00:22:06,309
I'm so glad. I have
to tell you something.
397
00:22:06,776 --> 00:22:09,379
We are barely keeping
the lights on as it is.
398
00:22:10,147 --> 00:22:13,049
I think this team is very
important to this town.
399
00:22:13,150 --> 00:22:15,619
Gives us a sense of
community, you know?
400
00:22:16,019 --> 00:22:18,588
It's a place for people
to come every day,
401
00:22:18,688 --> 00:22:22,125
same people but interesting dynamics.
402
00:22:22,225 --> 00:22:23,660
No shit.
403
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,563
Second smack, wow.
404
00:22:26,663 --> 00:22:29,933
Okay, uh, crazy question.
405
00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,336
- Hey!
- You were born
406
00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:34,738
to wear that uniform!
407
00:22:34,782 --> 00:22:35,782
- Yeah?
- Yes!
408
00:22:35,839 --> 00:22:38,175
Okay, so, uh, how does this work?
409
00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:39,743
Oh, hey, batter, batter, batter,
410
00:22:39,843 --> 00:22:41,487
batter, batter, batter,
batter, batter, batter.
411
00:22:41,511 --> 00:22:43,914
No, don't do that.
412
00:22:44,181 --> 00:22:45,181
Come here, walk with me.
413
00:22:45,248 --> 00:22:47,417
As a ball girl, what
you're going to do, honey,
414
00:22:47,517 --> 00:22:49,419
is you're going to field foul balls,
415
00:22:49,519 --> 00:22:51,221
and you're going to
interact with the fans,
416
00:22:51,321 --> 00:22:52,556
which can really be fun.
417
00:22:52,656 --> 00:22:53,957
And then before the game,
418
00:22:54,057 --> 00:22:55,859
you just pitch in
wherever you're needed,
419
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:59,396
operating the pitching
machine, shagging balls.
420
00:22:59,496 --> 00:23:00,831
- Do explain that one.
- Simple.
421
00:23:00,931 --> 00:23:03,099
You just pick up the loose baseballs
422
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,274
during batting practice.
423
00:23:04,275 --> 00:23:05,478
- Okay. I can do it.
- Yeah.
424
00:23:05,502 --> 00:23:07,070
- Okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
425
00:23:07,170 --> 00:23:08,441
I'm going to introduce you
426
00:23:08,442 --> 00:23:09,940
to the oldest member of our family.
427
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,508
His name is Rambo.
428
00:23:11,608 --> 00:23:13,577
And I should have
retired him years ago,
429
00:23:13,677 --> 00:23:16,513
but I don't have the
funds to get a new one.
430
00:23:16,613 --> 00:23:18,248
I'll show you how it works.
431
00:23:18,348 --> 00:23:19,449
You flip this switch.
432
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:24,921
Oh, I should tell you,
you gotta be real careful
433
00:23:25,021 --> 00:23:28,558
because every couple balls,
he just starts shooting wild
434
00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:30,727
and he could hit anything in sight.
435
00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:32,963
- Uh, you see?
- Yeah.
436
00:23:33,630 --> 00:23:36,199
Wow. Uh, so what do you
do when that happens?
437
00:23:36,299 --> 00:23:38,435
Just, look, smack! Ah!
438
00:23:45,542 --> 00:23:47,144
If you could sign my cheese?
439
00:23:50,614 --> 00:23:52,449
Uh, hey.
440
00:23:52,549 --> 00:23:54,785
Who's Mr. Baseball over there?
441
00:23:55,252 --> 00:23:56,486
"Rocket" Russ Waddell,
442
00:23:56,586 --> 00:23:59,656
greatest athlete this
town's ever produced,
443
00:23:59,756 --> 00:24:03,026
former first round draft
pick and top prospect,
444
00:24:03,126 --> 00:24:05,595
one of only three Montgomery citizens
445
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:07,731
to get their own Wikipedia entry.
446
00:24:07,831 --> 00:24:09,633
I'll bite. Who are the other two?
447
00:24:09,733 --> 00:24:11,501
Hiram Lubinski, the inventor
448
00:24:11,601 --> 00:24:13,637
of Velvety Canned Cheese
Substitute Spread,
449
00:24:13,737 --> 00:24:17,841
and my cousin Jamie, who
co-founded WikiKnees.
450
00:24:17,941 --> 00:24:19,776
I mingle with royalty.
451
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:21,344
So, uh...
452
00:24:21,444 --> 00:24:23,446
what is mister hotshot Rocket
453
00:24:23,547 --> 00:24:25,048
doing here in the minors?
454
00:24:25,749 --> 00:24:28,819
Russ lost his fastball
a few years ago.
455
00:24:29,252 --> 00:24:30,687
No one knows why.
456
00:24:30,787 --> 00:24:33,824
Injury, bad luck, family curse.
457
00:24:33,924 --> 00:24:35,911
It was a classic case of
the yips and you know it.
458
00:24:35,912 --> 00:24:37,661
- Ugh.
- I'm sorry, yips?
459
00:24:37,714 --> 00:24:38,737
Russ got in his own head
460
00:24:38,762 --> 00:24:40,564
and messed with his whole approach.
461
00:24:40,664 --> 00:24:42,966
We tried every cure
in the book to fix it.
462
00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:47,904
Body waxing, ritual
tugging, slutty Babe Ruth.
463
00:24:48,538 --> 00:24:50,207
None of it worked.
464
00:24:50,307 --> 00:24:51,541
But I got a feeling
465
00:24:51,641 --> 00:24:53,310
that today's going to be the day.
466
00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:56,746
Finally going to get
the old Rocket back.
467
00:25:01,485 --> 00:25:04,054
Oh!
468
00:25:04,654 --> 00:25:06,056
Shake it off, Rocket!
469
00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:07,691
You still got it!
470
00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:10,694
Oh, sadly bullshit.
471
00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:18,268
Another pitcher, Frank.
472
00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:22,706
Hi. Uh...
473
00:25:22,806 --> 00:25:24,908
Oh, I'm Charlie, the new ball girl.
474
00:25:25,008 --> 00:25:26,676
Don't think we've met.
475
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:28,378
I'm Russ, the washed-up old timer.
476
00:25:28,478 --> 00:25:29,980
Oh, come on.
477
00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:33,350
Hey, sorry about the, uh, the game.
478
00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:34,718
It's a tough loss.
479
00:25:34,818 --> 00:25:36,653
You think I'd get used to it by now.
480
00:25:36,753 --> 00:25:38,655
Hey, it's just a game.
481
00:25:38,755 --> 00:25:40,157
Shake it off, right?
482
00:25:40,924 --> 00:25:42,125
That sounded off.
483
00:25:42,526 --> 00:25:45,829
You're going to tell me
it's not just a game, right?
484
00:25:45,929 --> 00:25:47,898
No, you're right, it's just a game,
485
00:25:47,998 --> 00:25:51,001
but it's the only thing
I've ever had a gift for.
486
00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:54,271
And when you're given a gift
in life, even a strange one
487
00:25:54,371 --> 00:25:57,507
like throwing a little ball
swiftly past a man with a stick,
488
00:25:58,175 --> 00:26:00,510
when you get a taste
of puttin' it to use...
489
00:26:01,945 --> 00:26:03,680
Been years since I even touched 90,
490
00:26:03,780 --> 00:26:05,615
let alone triple digits.
491
00:26:05,715 --> 00:26:07,784
Actually, as somebody with, uh,
492
00:26:07,884 --> 00:26:09,786
well, strange gifts myself, I relate.
493
00:26:09,886 --> 00:26:11,655
But isn't there something you can do,
494
00:26:11,755 --> 00:26:14,057
like a robo arm, surgery or something?
495
00:26:14,157 --> 00:26:15,892
Physically speaking, I'm fine.
496
00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:17,928
It's all in my damn head.
497
00:26:18,028 --> 00:26:19,806
At least I don't have to
worry about that anymore.
498
00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:21,498
Oh, yeah? Why is that?
499
00:26:21,598 --> 00:26:23,400
Skip said I got one more start.
500
00:26:23,767 --> 00:26:25,101
I'm done.
501
00:26:25,202 --> 00:26:26,470
No shit.
502
00:26:27,037 --> 00:26:29,639
Rocket, here's, uh, to
going out with a bang, huh?
503
00:26:29,739 --> 00:26:31,374
It's Russ, please. And thanks.
504
00:26:31,475 --> 00:26:34,611
- Until we meet again.
- Okay, until we meet again.
505
00:26:34,711 --> 00:26:36,046
Cheers cheers.
506
00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:40,817
- Oh, so that's it, huh?
- Yep.
507
00:26:40,917 --> 00:26:42,452
They're giving me one more start,
508
00:26:42,552 --> 00:26:44,087
then off to the pasture.
509
00:26:47,624 --> 00:26:48,892
Oh.
510
00:26:48,992 --> 00:26:50,327
Deputy ball girl, that's you!
511
00:26:50,794 --> 00:26:53,168
We've got ourselves
an old-fashioned pitcher's duel.
512
00:26:53,192 --> 00:26:54,206
Go, go!
513
00:26:54,231 --> 00:26:55,632
Can the unorthodox
514
00:26:55,732 --> 00:26:57,234
young Felix Domingo continue...
515
00:26:57,334 --> 00:27:00,137
Ah, look it, she's
running, she's running!
516
00:27:00,604 --> 00:27:02,472
Bang-up job, deputy.
517
00:27:04,307 --> 00:27:05,408
Ah.
518
00:27:06,109 --> 00:27:08,545
Charlie Cale, I do
believe you found yourself
519
00:27:08,645 --> 00:27:10,180
a rewarding career.
520
00:27:13,784 --> 00:27:16,086
I'll do it.
521
00:27:25,796 --> 00:27:26,997
Oh.
522
00:27:27,497 --> 00:27:28,832
Hey, hey.
523
00:27:28,932 --> 00:27:30,634
Hey, that was a heck of a first game.
524
00:27:30,734 --> 00:27:33,403
I, uh, like your style, kid.
525
00:27:35,172 --> 00:27:37,107
Did you know that God is a verb?
526
00:27:37,941 --> 00:27:39,709
I did not know that.
527
00:27:39,810 --> 00:27:40,877
Oh...
528
00:27:41,311 --> 00:27:43,380
How about some water or something?
529
00:27:44,347 --> 00:27:45,882
God.
530
00:27:45,982 --> 00:27:47,417
God isn't God.
531
00:27:47,517 --> 00:27:48,852
No, you know, like, not,
532
00:27:48,952 --> 00:27:50,987
not like the way that we were taught.
533
00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:55,292
See, God is the music of the spheres,
534
00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:58,929
the symphonic echo of radical love
535
00:27:59,029 --> 00:28:00,630
between all living things.
536
00:28:01,331 --> 00:28:03,500
Oh, boy. Hey, uh, would you mind?
537
00:28:05,702 --> 00:28:06,870
Hmm.
538
00:28:08,672 --> 00:28:09,739
Oh.
539
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,175
You know what I should
do is get your autograph
540
00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:14,120
'cause the way you were
throwing out there today,
541
00:28:14,144 --> 00:28:16,580
oh, boy, yeah, you're
headed for the big leagues.
542
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,082
I'm quitting the game.
543
00:28:19,182 --> 00:28:20,684
Huh?
544
00:28:20,784 --> 00:28:23,019
Because none of this matters.
545
00:28:23,587 --> 00:28:27,924
You know, like who wins,
who loses, you see, God...
546
00:28:29,059 --> 00:28:31,128
and the monkeys matter.
547
00:28:33,196 --> 00:28:34,231
Hmm.
548
00:28:34,965 --> 00:28:36,725
I really think you should
drink some of that.
549
00:28:36,766 --> 00:28:37,767
Huh?
550
00:28:38,335 --> 00:28:40,070
Hey, you have a retirement fund
551
00:28:40,170 --> 00:28:42,806
or a side hustle, crypto
trading or something?
552
00:28:42,906 --> 00:28:44,774
Well, money, eh.
553
00:28:45,442 --> 00:28:46,810
Don't overthink it.
554
00:28:46,910 --> 00:28:49,513
When inspiration smacks, listen.
555
00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:52,315
Yeah. Smack. Inspiration.
556
00:28:52,415 --> 00:28:54,084
Although they do say
that it's actually
557
00:28:54,184 --> 00:28:57,220
the, uh, the second smack
that gets you, so...
558
00:28:58,889 --> 00:29:00,125
What's that mean?
559
00:29:00,126 --> 00:29:02,058
I have no idea but, uh, hydrate.
560
00:29:02,559 --> 00:29:05,896
Thank you, ball girl,
for sharing your wisdom.
561
00:29:05,996 --> 00:29:07,197
Yes, of course, anytime.
562
00:29:07,297 --> 00:29:09,332
And, uh, well, good luck coming down
563
00:29:09,432 --> 00:29:11,067
off whatever you're coming down from.
564
00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:13,136
On?
565
00:29:13,236 --> 00:29:14,404
No, I don't take anything.
566
00:29:14,704 --> 00:29:17,440
Me neither... officer.
567
00:29:17,541 --> 00:29:18,942
Okay, Godspeed.
568
00:29:22,612 --> 00:29:23,947
Godspeed.
569
00:29:24,915 --> 00:29:26,216
Godspeed.
570
00:29:51,608 --> 00:29:52,776
Yum.
571
00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:53,876
Yum.
572
00:29:53,944 --> 00:29:54,965
Yum
573
00:29:56,947 --> 00:29:58,114
Yum.
574
00:29:58,748 --> 00:29:59,883
Yum.
575
00:29:59,983 --> 00:30:01,218
Yum!
576
00:30:02,052 --> 00:30:03,220
Yum.
577
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,754
Yum.
578
00:30:04,855 --> 00:30:07,524
Yum. Yum. Yum
579
00:30:07,958 --> 00:30:08,992
Yum.
580
00:30:09,292 --> 00:30:10,727
Yum.
581
00:30:10,827 --> 00:30:11,962
Yum.
582
00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:13,530
Ah, I don't think so.
583
00:30:13,630 --> 00:30:16,133
Yum, yum, yum!
584
00:30:37,187 --> 00:30:38,688
Ah!
585
00:30:42,058 --> 00:30:43,093
Charlie Cale...
586
00:30:43,193 --> 00:30:45,228
Charlie Cale...
587
00:30:45,629 --> 00:30:47,197
the wanderer...
588
00:30:49,866 --> 00:30:53,503
It's up to you to save this ballpark,
589
00:30:53,603 --> 00:30:56,039
to save this team.
590
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,608
It is?
591
00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:01,705
Why?
592
00:31:01,706 --> 00:31:05,348
Because baseball...
is not just a game.
593
00:31:06,516 --> 00:31:09,686
It is the secret of the spheres.
594
00:31:14,724 --> 00:31:16,092
Are you...
595
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,595
God?
596
00:31:19,362 --> 00:31:20,697
I...
597
00:31:20,797 --> 00:31:22,799
am Hiram Lubinski,
598
00:31:22,899 --> 00:31:27,237
the inventor of Velvety Canned
Cheese Substitute Spread,
599
00:31:27,337 --> 00:31:31,074
now available in jalapeño
and spicy seafood flavors.
600
00:31:32,209 --> 00:31:34,144
Oh, I get it.
601
00:31:34,244 --> 00:31:36,980
Ah, the mascot is you.
602
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,982
I'm the founder of this ballpark
603
00:31:39,082 --> 00:31:41,318
as well as its spiritual guardian.
604
00:31:41,418 --> 00:31:42,418
Cool.
605
00:31:42,452 --> 00:31:45,522
Baseball is not just a pastime.
606
00:31:45,856 --> 00:31:48,458
It is the passing of time itself.
607
00:31:49,059 --> 00:31:51,495
Tell me, wanderer,
is it any coincidence
608
00:31:51,595 --> 00:31:57,200
that the goal of every hitter
is to return safely to home?
609
00:31:57,534 --> 00:31:58,768
Huh.
610
00:32:00,376 --> 00:32:01,379
Wow.
611
00:32:01,404 --> 00:32:04,074
This ballpark is home.
612
00:32:04,908 --> 00:32:07,677
Without it, the people of
Montgomery would be lost...
613
00:32:08,411 --> 00:32:11,281
and my granddaughter, Lucille...
614
00:32:11,848 --> 00:32:13,583
would be bereft
615
00:32:13,884 --> 00:32:15,719
with no community,
616
00:32:15,819 --> 00:32:17,754
without any sense of belonging.
617
00:32:18,188 --> 00:32:20,357
Do you know what that
is like, Charlie?
618
00:32:20,457 --> 00:32:21,658
Yes.
619
00:32:22,292 --> 00:32:24,961
Yes, I... I, I do.
620
00:32:25,061 --> 00:32:26,663
- Then help us.
- Okay.
621
00:32:26,763 --> 00:32:29,199
Protect this ballpark
622
00:32:29,299 --> 00:32:32,035
and save this team!
623
00:32:32,135 --> 00:32:34,104
But from what?
624
00:32:34,204 --> 00:32:36,206
Mm, from who?
625
00:32:36,306 --> 00:32:37,707
Come home, wanderer.
626
00:32:38,775 --> 00:32:42,245
Every soul seeks to be safe
627
00:32:43,079 --> 00:32:44,381
at home.
628
00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:09,706
Oh, Charlie?
629
00:33:09,806 --> 00:33:12,843
Wow, my kingdom for some electrolytes.
630
00:33:12,943 --> 00:33:14,344
Charlie, Charlie!
631
00:33:15,278 --> 00:33:18,782
What in the world happened last night?
632
00:33:28,158 --> 00:33:29,598
Oh, my God, what happened?
633
00:33:29,693 --> 00:33:31,795
Uh, the new guy stayed late last night
634
00:33:31,895 --> 00:33:33,997
to take some extra BP.
635
00:33:34,097 --> 00:33:35,499
He tried using Rambo.
636
00:33:35,599 --> 00:33:39,870
He got hit in the back of
the head with a fastball.
637
00:33:40,504 --> 00:33:43,106
Uh, I knew I should have
had that machine replaced.
638
00:33:43,131 --> 00:33:44,451
I knew that.
639
00:33:44,452 --> 00:33:45,876
I found him this morning.
640
00:33:46,810 --> 00:33:48,378
So Rambo...
641
00:33:49,346 --> 00:33:50,347
killed Felix?
642
00:33:50,447 --> 00:33:52,215
Well, it looks that way.
643
00:33:52,315 --> 00:33:54,584
Lucille, I hate to bring it up, but...
644
00:33:54,684 --> 00:33:56,853
- What?
- You could be looking
645
00:33:56,953 --> 00:33:59,122
at a wrongful death lawsuit.
646
00:33:59,723 --> 00:34:01,558
- A big one.
- Well, that'll be it.
647
00:34:01,658 --> 00:34:04,628
We'd have to shut down the
park, then move the team.
648
00:34:04,728 --> 00:34:06,630
It's the only family I got left.
649
00:34:06,730 --> 00:34:08,307
Oh, no, we're not going
to let that happen.
650
00:34:08,331 --> 00:34:11,701
Uh, everybody knew the
machine was faulty.
651
00:34:11,802 --> 00:34:13,904
It is my fault.
652
00:34:15,071 --> 00:34:18,108
Hey, so, hypothetically speaking,
653
00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:20,110
if, uh, Felix, we know
he was a good kid,
654
00:34:20,210 --> 00:34:23,246
but if Felix here was, uh, high
655
00:34:23,346 --> 00:34:25,148
while he was using the equipment,
656
00:34:25,248 --> 00:34:28,118
would that alleviate
some of this liability?
657
00:34:28,218 --> 00:34:30,620
- Well, I guess it...
- Yeah.
658
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:32,589
...it would. Why?
659
00:34:33,223 --> 00:34:36,626
Well, I, uh, I think
his gum was laced.
660
00:34:36,726 --> 00:34:41,131
Well, if he was on drugs,
it's easy enough to check.
661
00:34:41,156 --> 00:34:42,174
It is?
662
00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:44,501
Yeah, a simple reagent test.
663
00:34:44,601 --> 00:34:45,635
Oh.
664
00:34:46,636 --> 00:34:47,737
Retired cop.
665
00:34:47,838 --> 00:34:50,674
Okay. Uh, well, hmm.
666
00:34:50,774 --> 00:34:52,576
Okay, terrific.
667
00:35:00,183 --> 00:35:02,552
Negative, no sign of drugs.
668
00:35:02,652 --> 00:35:03,687
Wait, what?
669
00:35:03,787 --> 00:35:05,655
Oh, gosh, man. I know
I was tripping so hard.
670
00:35:05,755 --> 00:35:07,457
And we all saw Felix on that mound.
671
00:35:07,557 --> 00:35:09,557
He was like a guy at a
Phish concert at the Sphere.
672
00:35:09,626 --> 00:35:11,328
I mean, come on, he was tripping.
673
00:35:11,428 --> 00:35:13,296
- Geez.
- Honey.
674
00:35:13,396 --> 00:35:14,531
What?
675
00:35:14,631 --> 00:35:16,533
Appreciate your concern,
676
00:35:16,633 --> 00:35:18,034
but the last thing I wanna do
677
00:35:18,135 --> 00:35:20,604
is sully this kid's reputation.
678
00:35:21,671 --> 00:35:23,874
I've done enough damage already.
679
00:35:24,174 --> 00:35:26,176
Lucille, this is not on you.
680
00:35:26,276 --> 00:35:27,756
We're going to figure this out, okay?
681
00:35:27,944 --> 00:35:30,046
I talked to Felix. He
told me he was straight.
682
00:35:30,147 --> 00:35:32,716
He wasn't lying. Something is amiss.
683
00:35:32,816 --> 00:35:34,751
We'll have more on Felix Domingo
684
00:35:34,851 --> 00:35:36,086
as the story develops.
685
00:35:36,186 --> 00:35:38,421
Skip.
686
00:35:38,522 --> 00:35:39,890
Hell of a start to the day.
687
00:35:41,424 --> 00:35:42,859
You need something?
688
00:35:42,959 --> 00:35:45,095
Yeah, I do, I sure do.
689
00:35:45,829 --> 00:35:48,532
So Felix in last night's game,
690
00:35:48,632 --> 00:35:50,934
uh, just a gut check,
691
00:35:51,034 --> 00:35:52,302
he look alright to you?
692
00:35:52,402 --> 00:35:53,570
He looked great.
693
00:35:53,670 --> 00:35:56,106
He was higher than a fly
on Willie Nelson's wall.
694
00:35:56,206 --> 00:35:57,908
- Yeah.
- But whatever it takes.
695
00:35:58,008 --> 00:36:00,110
I mean, I don't judge.
696
00:36:00,210 --> 00:36:02,245
I mean, I'm working on not judging.
697
00:36:02,679 --> 00:36:04,314
Something I'm working on.
698
00:36:05,048 --> 00:36:07,217
It's not all sad news today.
699
00:36:07,317 --> 00:36:10,387
Some lucky citizen has won $3 million
700
00:36:10,487 --> 00:36:13,356
betting on last night's
historic Cheesemonger loss.
701
00:36:13,457 --> 00:36:15,592
A five-game parlay at 22-to-one odds
702
00:36:15,692 --> 00:36:17,427
- was cashed in at a...
- Jesus.
703
00:36:17,828 --> 00:36:19,062
Sad, isn't it?
704
00:36:19,162 --> 00:36:20,402
Used to be fans actually rooted
705
00:36:20,497 --> 00:36:21,798
for the home team.
706
00:36:22,265 --> 00:36:24,434
Win or lose, we were
all in it together.
707
00:36:25,135 --> 00:36:27,671
Now it's all about the odds
and working the angles.
708
00:36:28,738 --> 00:36:30,740
Getting rich by expecting the worst.
709
00:36:35,011 --> 00:36:36,279
Beep beep.
710
00:36:36,379 --> 00:36:37,414
Huh.
711
00:36:37,514 --> 00:36:39,649
Uh, hiya, Carl.
712
00:36:40,016 --> 00:36:41,718
Can I ask you a question?
713
00:36:41,818 --> 00:36:43,062
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Uh,
714
00:36:43,086 --> 00:36:46,890
do you know if anyone had a,
uh, a grudge against Felix?
715
00:36:46,990 --> 00:36:50,227
'Cause, uh, I think
someone spiked his gum.
716
00:36:50,694 --> 00:36:53,396
Why would anybody have it out
for the new guy?
717
00:36:53,930 --> 00:36:55,298
Oh, wow!
718
00:36:55,599 --> 00:36:56,967
Super cool! Is that a...
719
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,836
That's a no grill,
huh? Is it solid gold?
720
00:36:59,936 --> 00:37:02,806
My aunt died and left me
a real big inheritance.
721
00:37:02,906 --> 00:37:04,207
Yeah, bullshit.
722
00:37:04,774 --> 00:37:07,477
I won it playing trivia
down at the, uh, pub.
723
00:37:07,577 --> 00:37:09,055
Obvious bullshit. I
mean, I don't even need
724
00:37:09,079 --> 00:37:10,380
my special thing for that one.
725
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,549
- Whoa.
- What are you bothering me for?
726
00:37:12,649 --> 00:37:14,117
I'm just a ball player,
727
00:37:14,217 --> 00:37:16,052
a regular minor league ball player.
728
00:37:16,153 --> 00:37:17,420
Yeah, yeah, no.
729
00:37:17,521 --> 00:37:19,389
I, uh, I know you are.
730
00:37:22,926 --> 00:37:25,395
Nobody wanted the kid
to get hurt, alright?
731
00:37:26,763 --> 00:37:28,298
Right, obviously.
732
00:37:28,398 --> 00:37:31,134
Yeah, no, obviously
not. It's just, uh...
733
00:37:32,636 --> 00:37:33,970
y-you did, right?
734
00:37:34,070 --> 00:37:35,438
You-you spiked his gum.
735
00:37:36,039 --> 00:37:37,941
Just to get him out the game though,
736
00:37:38,041 --> 00:37:39,876
and then he went and
fucked around with Rambo.
737
00:37:39,976 --> 00:37:42,579
And the whole thing
was a freak accident.
738
00:37:42,679 --> 00:37:45,515
I mean, I-I feel bad about it, really.
739
00:37:46,550 --> 00:37:47,851
I believe you, I do.
740
00:37:47,951 --> 00:37:51,154
I-I just, um, I'm trying
to square, you know...
741
00:37:51,254 --> 00:37:53,457
I mean, here's Felix,
he's throwing a no hitter.
742
00:37:53,557 --> 00:37:55,225
Why would you want him out the game?
743
00:37:55,826 --> 00:37:58,595
Strip club after the game, fellas!
744
00:37:58,695 --> 00:38:01,198
- Hell yeah!
- Drinks on your boy!
745
00:38:04,367 --> 00:38:06,169
What's good, ball girl?
746
00:38:08,405 --> 00:38:09,473
I see.
747
00:38:09,573 --> 00:38:11,341
They spiked the gum that killed Felix
748
00:38:11,441 --> 00:38:13,677
so that they could, uh, lose
the game and win the bet.
749
00:38:13,777 --> 00:38:15,721
It's not like we're talking
criminal masterminds here.
750
00:38:15,745 --> 00:38:17,881
All they gotta do is check
these guys' bank accounts.
751
00:38:17,981 --> 00:38:19,549
Yeah, but you need a search warrant
752
00:38:19,649 --> 00:38:21,051
to check a bank account.
753
00:38:21,151 --> 00:38:24,087
Right now, there isn't
enough evidence to get one.
754
00:38:24,387 --> 00:38:25,387
I-I-I don't understand.
755
00:38:25,455 --> 00:38:27,166
They're just going to
let the ballpark close?
756
00:38:27,190 --> 00:38:28,225
That doesn't seem right.
757
00:38:28,325 --> 00:38:29,659
I mean, what about an autopsy?
758
00:38:29,759 --> 00:38:32,362
There's gotta be some
kind of, uh, evidence
759
00:38:32,462 --> 00:38:35,565
what kind of drug it was that
they put inside Felix's gum, no?
760
00:38:35,665 --> 00:38:38,468
Well, I asked my old partner to
send me a copy of the report.
761
00:38:38,568 --> 00:38:40,048
It should be getting here any minute.
762
00:38:40,137 --> 00:38:41,705
Hmm.
763
00:38:43,306 --> 00:38:45,942
Okay, here's the autopsy report.
764
00:38:46,042 --> 00:38:47,144
Let's see.
765
00:38:47,611 --> 00:38:52,315
Uh, yep, death by blunt force trauma.
766
00:38:52,682 --> 00:38:55,619
Let's see, did they
even do a tox report?
767
00:38:56,153 --> 00:38:58,655
Hey, uh, could I take a look at that?
768
00:38:58,755 --> 00:39:00,423
Oh, sure, be my guest.
769
00:39:00,524 --> 00:39:01,691
Oh, thanks.
770
00:39:04,427 --> 00:39:07,297
I wanna save that
ballpark too, you know?
771
00:39:07,664 --> 00:39:10,700
My old man used to take
me there every weekend.
772
00:39:10,801 --> 00:39:13,336
There's nothing better
than a Sunday double header
773
00:39:13,436 --> 00:39:15,172
with your pops.
774
00:39:16,039 --> 00:39:18,508
Well, I don't even really
know what I'm looking at here,
775
00:39:18,608 --> 00:39:20,844
but I think it says here
that the ball was going
776
00:39:20,944 --> 00:39:22,379
over a hundred miles an hour.
777
00:39:22,479 --> 00:39:23,832
What's that?
778
00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:25,248
The ball that killed Felix,
779
00:39:25,348 --> 00:39:27,250
according to this coroner's report,
780
00:39:27,350 --> 00:39:29,085
it looks like the skull fracture
781
00:39:29,186 --> 00:39:31,955
was caused by a ball
782
00:39:32,055 --> 00:39:35,292
that was over a hundred miles an hour.
783
00:39:35,392 --> 00:39:36,392
Wow.
784
00:39:36,726 --> 00:39:39,396
I didn't think Rambo had
that kind of speed in him.
785
00:39:39,496 --> 00:39:41,231
Yeah, no shit, Benny. No shit.
786
00:39:44,034 --> 00:39:45,302
Ah, shise.
787
00:39:45,402 --> 00:39:48,104
Come on, Rambo, you Cold War relic.
788
00:39:48,205 --> 00:39:49,606
You can do better than that.
789
00:39:50,207 --> 00:39:52,209
Concentrate, concentrate!
790
00:39:52,309 --> 00:39:53,643
Let 'er rip!
791
00:39:56,213 --> 00:39:58,215
- Hey.
- Oh!
792
00:39:58,315 --> 00:39:59,950
Benny said you wanted to talk.
793
00:40:00,050 --> 00:40:01,118
Yeah, hi, Russ.
794
00:40:01,218 --> 00:40:02,752
Quick question.
795
00:40:02,853 --> 00:40:04,321
Is there anyone on either team
796
00:40:04,421 --> 00:40:05,956
that can throw over a hundred?
797
00:40:06,056 --> 00:40:09,126
Nah, anyone throws that fast,
they're not doing it here.
798
00:40:09,226 --> 00:40:10,894
That's a ticket to the show.
799
00:40:11,962 --> 00:40:14,131
Yeah, that's what I thought.
800
00:40:14,231 --> 00:40:15,398
Why you wanna know?
801
00:40:15,499 --> 00:40:16,642
It's just the coroner, you know,
802
00:40:16,666 --> 00:40:18,135
he had mentioned that the fastball
803
00:40:18,235 --> 00:40:19,603
that killed Felix, uh,
804
00:40:19,703 --> 00:40:21,805
well, it was going over
a hundred at least.
805
00:40:21,905 --> 00:40:24,975
And, uh, well, we all know
that Rambo here can't do that,
806
00:40:25,075 --> 00:40:27,244
and, and you can't either, so...
807
00:40:27,344 --> 00:40:28,512
Thanks a lot.
808
00:40:28,612 --> 00:40:29,755
No, I'm sorry, I didn't
mean it like that.
809
00:40:29,779 --> 00:40:31,124
It's just, you know, the other day
810
00:40:31,148 --> 00:40:33,076
you had said that you
lost your fastball
811
00:40:33,077 --> 00:40:35,452
and you hadn't been able to
throw over 90 for years now.
812
00:40:35,552 --> 00:40:38,321
So, uh, you weren't lying.
813
00:40:38,755 --> 00:40:41,057
I don't know. I mean,
all things considered,
814
00:40:41,158 --> 00:40:42,859
I figured you were the guy to ask.
815
00:40:42,959 --> 00:40:44,661
Uh, thinking to myself,
816
00:40:44,761 --> 00:40:46,696
I mean, what am I
overlooking, you know?
817
00:40:46,797 --> 00:40:49,466
Look, I gotta go home and
get some shuteye, alright?
818
00:40:49,566 --> 00:40:51,034
I'm pitching my last game tomorrow.
819
00:40:51,134 --> 00:40:54,571
Hey, how about after the game,
820
00:40:54,671 --> 00:40:56,406
I buy you a round,
821
00:40:56,506 --> 00:40:58,241
celebrate your victory, huh?
822
00:40:59,042 --> 00:41:00,177
I'd like that.
823
00:41:00,277 --> 00:41:02,279
I'm not counting on
it, but I'd like it.
824
00:41:02,379 --> 00:41:04,014
Never say die.
825
00:41:04,614 --> 00:41:06,550
This is the end of the road for me.
826
00:41:06,950 --> 00:41:09,186
Like you said, my fastball's gone
827
00:41:09,286 --> 00:41:10,754
and it's not comin' back.
828
00:41:12,355 --> 00:41:13,723
Bullshit.
829
00:41:14,724 --> 00:41:16,259
I wish it was, Charlie.
830
00:41:16,660 --> 00:41:18,028
I wish it was.
831
00:41:32,042 --> 00:41:33,910
I don't have to remind any of you
832
00:41:34,010 --> 00:41:36,746
that this is Russ's last game.
833
00:41:37,948 --> 00:41:42,385
It's probably our team's
last game in this great park.
834
00:41:42,486 --> 00:41:46,089
So let's go out there and
stop this losing streak!
835
00:41:46,189 --> 00:41:48,992
Yeah, yeah.
836
00:41:49,092 --> 00:41:50,327
Let's win for Russ.
837
00:41:50,427 --> 00:41:52,662
Yeah! Let's fucking go, Rocket!
838
00:41:53,296 --> 00:41:54,731
For Felix.
839
00:41:56,399 --> 00:41:58,768
- For the Lubinski family.
- Yeah, that's right!
840
00:41:58,869 --> 00:42:00,737
And for these fans
841
00:42:00,837 --> 00:42:03,807
who have suffered with us
for all these goddamn years.
842
00:42:03,907 --> 00:42:05,575
- Yeah, right!
- Yeah!
843
00:42:05,675 --> 00:42:06,835
And while we're at it,
844
00:42:06,877 --> 00:42:08,011
let's win one for
845
00:42:08,111 --> 00:42:09,946
good old-fashioned monogamy.
846
00:42:11,715 --> 00:42:12,883
Whoo!
847
00:42:13,650 --> 00:42:14,785
Yeah!
848
00:42:16,753 --> 00:42:18,989
Hey, so what was it?
849
00:42:19,623 --> 00:42:21,658
- What was what?
- Well, you know,
850
00:42:21,758 --> 00:42:24,127
what cleared your head
and got you that, uh,
851
00:42:24,227 --> 00:42:25,362
your fastball back?
852
00:42:26,094 --> 00:42:27,105
What?
853
00:42:27,130 --> 00:42:29,065
Well, uh, the other night
at the pub, you know,
854
00:42:29,166 --> 00:42:31,447
you said that you lost your
fastball and it was the truth.
855
00:42:31,535 --> 00:42:32,578
But then last night, you said
856
00:42:32,602 --> 00:42:33,813
the same thing, and it was a lie.
857
00:42:33,837 --> 00:42:35,539
So sometime in between,
something happened
858
00:42:35,639 --> 00:42:39,309
that fixed that mental block
and got you your fastball back.
859
00:42:39,409 --> 00:42:40,649
What was it?
860
00:42:41,378 --> 00:42:43,079
Charlie, no offense,
861
00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:45,215
but you sound batshit crazy right now.
862
00:42:45,315 --> 00:42:47,284
Well, cards on the table,
863
00:42:47,384 --> 00:42:48,761
I know that you guys
have been throwing
864
00:42:48,785 --> 00:42:50,854
these last few games, and I also know
865
00:42:50,954 --> 00:42:52,389
that you spiked Felix's gum.
866
00:42:52,489 --> 00:42:53,824
Your buddy Carl admitted it.
867
00:42:54,157 --> 00:42:55,559
Jesus, Carl.
868
00:42:55,959 --> 00:42:59,062
Gotta say I didn't
think you were involved.
869
00:42:59,162 --> 00:43:00,765
Nah, 'cause, you know, you didn't play
870
00:43:00,766 --> 00:43:02,892
during those last five
losses that scored you
871
00:43:02,893 --> 00:43:06,002
the big payout, and
also 'cause I liked you.
872
00:43:06,703 --> 00:43:09,139
But then, then I put it together.
873
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,942
You were supposed to start
that last game, not Felix.
874
00:43:12,042 --> 00:43:14,411
That's why the guys were
trying to get him out
875
00:43:14,511 --> 00:43:16,146
and get you in.
876
00:43:16,246 --> 00:43:17,547
Alright, fine.
877
00:43:17,647 --> 00:43:19,449
We threw those last
few games. So what?
878
00:43:19,549 --> 00:43:20,750
Have you seen our record?
879
00:43:20,851 --> 00:43:22,252
We were going to lose anyway.
880
00:43:22,352 --> 00:43:26,189
Gosh, cashing in on your own failure.
881
00:43:26,590 --> 00:43:28,625
That's where you ended up.
882
00:43:29,259 --> 00:43:32,829
So you're born with this
one-in-a-million gift.
883
00:43:32,929 --> 00:43:34,197
And then, what?
884
00:43:34,297 --> 00:43:38,101
You throw it all away like
a total fucking loser.
885
00:43:42,105 --> 00:43:43,106
Aha.
886
00:43:43,673 --> 00:43:44,741
I see.
887
00:43:45,575 --> 00:43:48,879
So that's what Felix told you
the night you murdered him,
888
00:43:48,979 --> 00:43:50,213
and that's what got you
889
00:43:50,313 --> 00:43:53,750
your 100-mile-per-hour fastball back.
890
00:43:53,850 --> 00:43:55,485
Hearing the truth.
891
00:43:55,585 --> 00:43:57,220
I'm about to go prove
892
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,389
in front of a stadium full of people
893
00:43:59,489 --> 00:44:02,692
that I'm all washed up with
nothing left in this arm,
894
00:44:02,793 --> 00:44:04,361
so you got nothing, ball girl.
895
00:44:04,461 --> 00:44:07,030
Why don't you go sit
your nosy ass down
896
00:44:07,464 --> 00:44:09,065
and enjoy our final loss?
897
00:44:09,166 --> 00:44:10,367
Yeah.
898
00:44:10,867 --> 00:44:14,271
Oh, uh, before I forget,
there's this, uh,
899
00:44:14,638 --> 00:44:17,073
a big league scout in the stands.
900
00:44:17,174 --> 00:44:19,543
Bullshit. Pathetic.
901
00:44:19,643 --> 00:44:21,378
Alright, alright alright...
902
00:44:22,012 --> 00:44:24,080
Why would a scout be at
a Cheesemongers game?
903
00:44:24,181 --> 00:44:27,651
Skip said something
about an open roster slot
904
00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:29,252
and needing some bullpen heat
905
00:44:29,352 --> 00:44:31,154
there in the show,
whatever that means.
906
00:44:31,254 --> 00:44:33,590
Anyway, I probably shouldn't
have said anything.
907
00:44:33,690 --> 00:44:35,425
I don't wanna get in your head.
908
00:44:48,371 --> 00:44:50,283
Your starting pitcher...
909
00:44:52,876 --> 00:44:55,045
For the very last time...
910
00:44:56,046 --> 00:44:58,315
our hometown hero...
911
00:44:59,783 --> 00:45:02,786
"Rocket" Russ Waddell!
912
00:45:11,428 --> 00:45:13,563
"Rocket" Russ Waddell readies
913
00:45:13,663 --> 00:45:15,432
for his first pitch.
914
00:45:16,166 --> 00:45:19,102
The entire ballpark is on
the edge of their seats
915
00:45:19,803 --> 00:45:24,274
hoping for one more flash
of that classic Rocket heat.
916
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:46,963
Hey, batter, batter, batter,
batter, batter, batter, batter!
917
00:46:04,614 --> 00:46:06,783
Alright, everybody up, let's go!
918
00:46:06,883 --> 00:46:09,019
- Rocket!
- Rocket!
919
00:46:09,119 --> 00:46:11,087
Rocket! Rocket!
920
00:46:11,188 --> 00:46:12,889
Rocket! Rocket!
921
00:46:12,989 --> 00:46:14,591
Rocket! Rocket!
922
00:46:14,691 --> 00:46:16,626
Rocket! Rocket!
923
00:46:16,726 --> 00:46:18,361
Rocket! Rocket!
924
00:46:18,462 --> 00:46:20,630
Rocket! Rocket!
925
00:46:20,730 --> 00:46:22,432
Rocket! Rocket!
926
00:46:22,532 --> 00:46:24,367
Rocket! Rocket!
927
00:46:24,468 --> 00:46:26,002
Rocket! Rocket!
928
00:46:26,102 --> 00:46:27,671
Rocket! Rocket!
929
00:46:27,771 --> 00:46:30,173
Rocket! Rocket!
930
00:46:36,146 --> 00:46:37,314
Strike!
931
00:46:37,414 --> 00:46:39,049
Oh!
932
00:46:46,423 --> 00:46:48,358
Go, go, go, go!
933
00:46:48,959 --> 00:46:50,127
Yeah!
934
00:46:58,335 --> 00:47:00,103
I want all exits guarded.
935
00:47:00,203 --> 00:47:01,404
Ball girl was right.
936
00:47:01,505 --> 00:47:03,573
Our suspect is "Rocket"
Russell Waddell.
937
00:47:21,658 --> 00:47:23,293
Show 'em what you got, kid.
938
00:47:23,393 --> 00:47:25,095
Rocket! Rocket!
939
00:47:25,195 --> 00:47:26,997
Rocket! Rocket!
940
00:47:27,097 --> 00:47:28,965
Rocket! Rocket!
941
00:47:29,065 --> 00:47:30,901
Rocket! Rocket!
942
00:47:31,001 --> 00:47:32,636
Rocket! Rocket!
943
00:47:32,736 --> 00:47:34,638
Rocket! Rocket!
944
00:47:41,478 --> 00:47:48,002
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