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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:28,304 It's a beautiful day 2 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:31,197 here at Velvety Canned Cheese Park. 3 00:00:31,297 --> 00:00:34,901 Velvety Canned Cheese: making your cheese a breeze. 4 00:00:35,001 --> 00:00:36,945 Good morning, everybody. 5 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:39,639 Get you some canned cheese. 6 00:00:39,739 --> 00:00:41,775 That hat is too great. 7 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,303 I love it, you girls. 8 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:50,850 And here come our boys now. 9 00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:56,122 Ladies and gentlemen, your Montgomery Cheesemongers! 10 00:00:56,623 --> 00:01:00,060 And on the mound, Montgomery's own hometown hero, 11 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,696 "Rocket" Russ Waddell! 12 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,573 Get 'em, Rocket! Mow 'em down! 13 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:16,443 These rat bastards can't handle the heat, Russ! 14 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:17,811 Blast off! 15 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,324 Oh! 16 00:01:31,858 --> 00:01:33,460 Come on! 17 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:37,364 Shake it off, Rocket! You still got it! 18 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:40,233 Just warming up, Russ, just warming up! 19 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:52,277 Ah, shit. 20 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:06,292 It's a fucking embarrassment. 21 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:08,237 I never even seen nothin' like it, man. 22 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:10,497 Never gonna win again. Never getting laid again. 23 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:12,465 Twenty-nine straight losses! 24 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,734 Twenty-nine! 25 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:17,070 We're like the goddamn Bad News Bears! 26 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:18,738 Actually, the Bad News Bears 27 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:20,807 had one good pitcher and one good hitter. 28 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:24,577 So unless Tatum O'Neal walks through that door, we're worse. 29 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:26,645 Russ. 30 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:30,450 Russ? 31 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:32,085 Are we drinking? 32 00:02:32,185 --> 00:02:33,520 Right behind you. 33 00:02:46,966 --> 00:02:48,134 Hey. 34 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:52,005 - Brought you some soup. - Oh. 35 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:54,341 - Thank you, Lucille. - Mm-hmm. 36 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:04,084 Well, I just wanted you to know that 37 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:07,087 you will always have a home here 38 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,457 at Velvety Canned Cheese Park. 39 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,327 You're part of the family no matter what. 40 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:16,396 Thanks. 41 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:21,368 And with Sal retiring next season, 42 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:24,471 we're going to need a new head groundskeeper. 43 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,243 Oh, dang. Oh, did Skip not... 44 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:31,911 - Oh. - Uh... 45 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:33,546 I was just, um, 46 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:35,648 working up the nerve to tell you. 47 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:38,651 GM called. 48 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,422 Organization's going to let you go. 49 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:44,758 That's it? 50 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:45,859 I'm done? 51 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:47,761 Russ, I'm sorry. 52 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:51,498 It's just... time. 53 00:04:01,841 --> 00:04:03,309 Oh, so that's it, huh? 54 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:05,745 Yep. They're giving me one more start, 55 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:07,514 then off to the pasture. 56 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:08,915 Goddamn. 57 00:04:09,015 --> 00:04:10,015 It's not fair, Rocket. 58 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,217 It's too damn fair. 59 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:12,385 That's what hurts. 60 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:15,057 If I still had my heat, that'd be something else. 61 00:04:15,143 --> 00:04:16,990 You still have that 100-mile-an-hour fastball 62 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,258 left in you, Russ. 63 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:19,693 Yeah, you'll get it back. 64 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,695 Nah, it's gone. 65 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,131 Skip's right. Maybe it's just time. 66 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:28,668 Rocket, fellas, drinks are on me. 67 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:29,769 Oh. 68 00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:30,845 Look at that! 69 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:33,006 I actually won 200 bucks betting on you guys 70 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,874 losing back-to-back games. 71 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:36,676 Figured I owed you, so... 72 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:38,744 Hey, enjoy. 73 00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:42,093 Does anybody got any decent work 74 00:04:42,094 --> 00:04:43,136 lined up for the off season? 75 00:04:43,137 --> 00:04:44,517 Not yet. 76 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:46,953 They still got the classified ads in the newspapers? 77 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,222 I don't think they still have newspapers. 78 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:54,027 Vegas odds of us losing our next five games is 22 to one? 79 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,762 - Hmm. - So? 80 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:56,862 So? 81 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:00,300 If our so-called fans could make money 82 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,135 off how bad we are, 83 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:03,570 why can't we? 84 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,406 Isn't players gambling on games illegal? 85 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:09,442 It's more than illegal, Goose. It's sacrilege. 86 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:14,647 And if anybody even heard that we were discussing this, 87 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:17,684 forget the show, we'd all be banned for life. 88 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:20,520 Lew, you're a 32-year-old bush league catcher 89 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,722 with a career batting average of 220. 90 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:25,062 I hate to break it to you, but you ain't making the show. 91 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:26,259 Neither are you. 92 00:05:26,359 --> 00:05:28,094 I know. None of us are. 93 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:29,295 I mean, we can't beat time. 94 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:31,364 So what do we do? 95 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:34,354 Okay, we got five games 96 00:05:34,355 --> 00:05:35,835 between now and my last start, right? 97 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:37,937 If someone was to bet a parlay 98 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,939 on us losing all five games, 99 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,374 for any dollar they put in, 100 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:44,210 that someone would get 22 back. 101 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:45,612 And that someone is us. 102 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:46,913 - Right? - Oh, my God. 103 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,381 Thank you, Carl. 104 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:50,316 Okay, look, we pool together 105 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:51,761 all the money we could get our hands on, right? 106 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:54,354 Life savings, second mortgages, whatever. 107 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:56,122 Then we bet on ourselves. 108 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:58,591 I mean, if we could get, like, 100K, 109 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,795 we're talking, like, two million in return, huh? 110 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:02,855 Are we in? 111 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:04,104 I'm in. 112 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:17,010 If I sell the camper, 113 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,310 I can get, like, 15, 20 grand. 114 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,679 - Ha-ha! - Let's go! 115 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:21,147 Attaboy. 116 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,795 Cheesemongers lose to the Honeys 117 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,731 12 to 0. 118 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:42,202 Cheesemongers lose again 11 to one. 119 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:45,372 On the bright side, Velvety Canned Cheese 120 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:47,307 does help to drown the sorrow 121 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,776 of this punishing losing streak. 122 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,112 Mm-mm-mm. 123 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,391 Safe! 124 00:06:53,392 --> 00:06:56,449 Cheesemongers lose 13 to three. 125 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,118 Mm. 126 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,586 Someone take this away from me, 127 00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:01,187 but just know I'ma put up a fight. 128 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:14,300 Cheesemongers keep it within 10 runs, 129 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:16,703 losing 14 to five. 130 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,004 Let's go. 131 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,709 Another Cheesemonger loss would make for 34 straight, 132 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:26,746 breaking a minor league record that stood since 1951. 133 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:29,382 Russ, as today's starting pitcher, 134 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,217 how are you dealing with the pressure? 135 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,386 Well, I'm just grateful I'm the one 136 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:35,522 who's taking the mound for us today. 137 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:37,424 Oh, Russ, 138 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:38,525 seems like, uh, 139 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,694 I bear nothing but bad news these days. 140 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:43,897 Front office promoted a kid from rookie ball, 141 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,499 Felix Domingo. 142 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,668 And they want him to start. 143 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:51,638 Skip, this is my last start. 144 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:53,873 You said I could have this. What the fuck? 145 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,842 I'm sorry, Russ. 146 00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:59,646 - Hey, Skip. Hi. - Lew. 147 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:04,517 I borrowed eight grand from a guy named, no joke, 148 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:06,820 Shady "The Kneecapper" McGee. 149 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,522 If this Felix kid is any good, we're screwed! 150 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:11,157 Hey, settle down, alright? 151 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:12,559 Let me see what's what. 152 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,370 Hey. Welcome to the club. 153 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:26,406 Oh, my God, "Rocket" Russ Waddell! 154 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,308 Oh, my God, man, it's really you. 155 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:29,509 You know who I am? 156 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:31,478 Yeah, of course, man. 157 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:34,381 Actually, when I was a kid, my brother and I, 158 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:35,891 we tried buying up all your rookie cards. 159 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:38,952 You know, 100-mile-an-hour fastball, 160 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:40,052 crazy movement. 161 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:42,298 We thought you were going to be like the next Roger Clemens. 162 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,157 Yeah. Well, time gets us all. 163 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:46,559 - What's that? - Oh, this? 164 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:49,129 Yeah, it's actually pretty cool. 165 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,363 So it's a barometer. 166 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,198 My curves usually borderline 167 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:53,299 in most altitudes, right? 168 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,677 But with the lower elevation here, 169 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,212 I feel like I can get a good break going. 170 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,504 Okay, that's one approach. 171 00:08:57,604 --> 00:08:58,805 Yeah, for sure. 172 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:00,273 - You want a dip? - Nope. 173 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,708 Sorry, I... 174 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:04,811 got my own. 175 00:09:04,855 --> 00:09:05,884 Yeah. 176 00:09:05,933 --> 00:09:07,580 Yeah, anyway, I always like to scout 177 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:09,449 the ballpark before I pitch. 178 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,451 Wind conditions, field conditions. 179 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,986 There's always something I can use. 180 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:14,086 You know that. 181 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,882 Honor to meet you, but I should warm up 182 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,454 if I'm gonna stop this losing streak. 183 00:09:21,378 --> 00:09:22,546 You're a fuckin' legend. 184 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:23,980 - I just... - Okay. 185 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,320 - Alright, good luck out there. - Thank you, man. 186 00:09:26,683 --> 00:09:28,985 - So? - Well, I don't think he's much, 187 00:09:29,085 --> 00:09:31,087 but still, we can't leave this to chance. 188 00:09:31,188 --> 00:09:33,890 I say we jump the bastard right now, go for the elbow. 189 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,692 We don't need to hurt the kid, okay? 190 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:37,327 Just get him out of the game. 191 00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,263 Hey, go get 'em, Petey! 192 00:09:40,363 --> 00:09:41,865 That's it. 193 00:09:42,899 --> 00:09:45,635 Hey, don't worry, I got an idea. 194 00:09:45,735 --> 00:09:47,103 I'll see you on the field. 195 00:09:48,705 --> 00:09:50,740 If we're getting $3.1 million 196 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,509 and we're splitting it five ways, 197 00:09:52,609 --> 00:09:54,010 then 5% going to our front man, 198 00:09:54,110 --> 00:09:56,613 how much money does that leave me exactly? 199 00:09:56,713 --> 00:09:58,048 I hate this type of math, dude. 200 00:09:58,148 --> 00:09:59,983 We'll take care of it afterwards, alright? 201 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:02,122 Right now, I just need you to keep your head in the game 202 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:03,987 so we can lose it, okay? 203 00:10:04,087 --> 00:10:05,158 Okay? 204 00:10:05,159 --> 00:10:06,756 Let's get asses kicked, huh? 205 00:10:11,928 --> 00:10:14,931 I've been noticing a slight numbness in my right arm, 206 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,666 and I'm wondering if it's related to all 207 00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:18,902 the Velvety Canned Cheese I've been eating. 208 00:10:19,002 --> 00:10:20,971 Is anyone else experiencing this? 209 00:10:21,071 --> 00:10:24,241 If so, please come see me in the announcer booth. 210 00:10:24,341 --> 00:10:27,444 Taking the mound for the first time with the 'Mongers 211 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:29,646 is Felix Domingo, 212 00:10:29,746 --> 00:10:31,915 just promoted from rookie ball. 213 00:10:32,015 --> 00:10:33,850 Let's see if he can snap the team 214 00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:37,287 out of its incredibly dispiriting historic skid. 215 00:10:40,423 --> 00:10:41,591 There you are. 216 00:10:41,691 --> 00:10:43,293 What'd you do? 217 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,630 Scored some acid from one of the hippie vendor dudes, 218 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,398 spiked the kid's gum. 219 00:10:48,498 --> 00:10:49,966 It should kick in any minute. 220 00:10:51,668 --> 00:10:53,170 You Dock Ellis'd him? 221 00:10:54,137 --> 00:10:55,238 I what? 222 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,275 Dock Ellis, Pittsburgh Pirates, 1970. 223 00:10:58,375 --> 00:11:00,510 He dropped acid 'cause he thought it was his day off, 224 00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:02,345 but then he had to pitch. 225 00:11:02,445 --> 00:11:03,591 Yeah. 226 00:11:03,592 --> 00:11:05,515 I Dock Ellis'd the shit out of him. 227 00:11:05,615 --> 00:11:07,451 No, you dumb-ass. 228 00:11:07,551 --> 00:11:09,052 Once the LSD kicked in, 229 00:11:09,152 --> 00:11:11,021 his game went to a whole other level. 230 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,429 He threw a no-hitter. 231 00:11:22,199 --> 00:11:24,401 Strike! 232 00:11:27,571 --> 00:11:29,973 Oh, shit. 233 00:11:37,747 --> 00:11:40,383 Strike! 234 00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:48,325 Strike! 235 00:11:51,328 --> 00:11:52,328 Strike! 236 00:11:59,603 --> 00:12:01,171 Strike! You're out! 237 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:12,582 I seem to have stopped seeing the color green? 238 00:12:12,682 --> 00:12:13,817 It's weird. 239 00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:15,519 All the other colors are still present 240 00:12:15,619 --> 00:12:16,887 in my field of vision, 241 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,107 but the grass, for instance, 242 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:20,791 has taken on a kind of gray pallor. 243 00:12:21,191 --> 00:12:23,960 I have stopped eating the Velvety Canned Cheese. 244 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:26,062 But if there is a medical doctor in attendance 245 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,865 and you'd be open to stopping by, 246 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,301 I don't think that'd be the worst idea. 247 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,180 Well, folks, we've got ourselves 248 00:12:34,204 --> 00:12:36,773 an old-fashioned pitcher's duel. 249 00:12:36,873 --> 00:12:39,075 Still zero-zero here in the ninth. 250 00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:42,212 Can the unorthodox young Felix Domingo 251 00:12:42,312 --> 00:12:45,649 continue his dominant debut performance? 252 00:12:45,749 --> 00:12:47,384 Hey, pal. 253 00:12:47,484 --> 00:12:48,819 - Bunt. - What? 254 00:12:48,919 --> 00:12:50,287 And don't stop running. 255 00:12:50,387 --> 00:12:51,387 Trust me. 256 00:12:52,756 --> 00:12:54,291 I'm going to humble the new kid. 257 00:12:59,496 --> 00:13:02,299 First pitch of the ninth underway. 258 00:13:04,768 --> 00:13:06,169 And it's a bunt. 259 00:13:06,269 --> 00:13:08,939 Dundee fields what should be an easy out 260 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,341 and... throws it into the outfield? 261 00:13:11,441 --> 00:13:12,476 Come on, Carl. 262 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,111 Sandberg trips 263 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,981 and throws the ball into the ground. 264 00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:23,386 Jackson picks up the ball... no, he muffs it. 265 00:13:24,621 --> 00:13:26,189 - Safe! - Ah! 266 00:13:26,289 --> 00:13:27,390 Oh, shit! 267 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:30,026 - Ah. - Dammit! 268 00:13:32,696 --> 00:13:34,197 Shit! 269 00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:38,368 - Damn it! - Play better! 270 00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:41,037 Yes. Yes. Yes. 271 00:13:41,138 --> 00:13:43,874 It's a solemn scene at Velvety Canned Cheese Park 272 00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:45,575 as our beloved Cheesemongers are now 273 00:13:45,675 --> 00:13:49,246 officially the biggest losers in minor league history. 274 00:13:49,346 --> 00:13:52,449 Truly, there is no joy in Mudville tonight. 275 00:13:54,384 --> 00:13:56,653 We're the worst! We're the worst! 276 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,322 We suck! We suck! We suck! 277 00:14:11,401 --> 00:14:13,570 You got rid of the spiked gum, right? 278 00:14:16,039 --> 00:14:17,374 Shit. 279 00:14:29,686 --> 00:14:31,154 Come on. 280 00:14:31,655 --> 00:14:33,089 Come on. 281 00:14:34,491 --> 00:14:36,026 Shit. 282 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,262 Shit. 283 00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:45,602 Oh. Felix, hey. 284 00:14:46,036 --> 00:14:47,804 I can't find my damn car keys. 285 00:14:48,271 --> 00:14:51,041 Hell of a game, kid. Sorry about that loss. 286 00:14:51,842 --> 00:14:53,510 Is this what you used? 287 00:14:54,744 --> 00:14:55,745 Used? 288 00:14:56,613 --> 00:15:00,016 You and your buddies, you tried to spike my gum 289 00:15:00,117 --> 00:15:01,451 to get me out of the game? 290 00:15:01,918 --> 00:15:03,854 What? Why would we do that? 291 00:15:03,954 --> 00:15:05,856 Because you wanted to throw it. 292 00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:09,292 We're like the worst team in minor league history. 293 00:15:09,392 --> 00:15:10,952 Even if we were going to throw the game, 294 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,496 how would you even tell? 295 00:15:12,863 --> 00:15:14,898 Because your buddy, Carl, 296 00:15:15,799 --> 00:15:19,336 tried doing a little math in my notebook between innings 297 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,738 trying to figure out how to split up 298 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:25,542 $3,136,018 299 00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:28,111 five ways. 300 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,047 You're in it. He broke down your names. 301 00:15:31,148 --> 00:15:33,750 Goddammit, Carl, shit! 302 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,952 And he got the math wrong. 303 00:15:36,052 --> 00:15:37,921 Okay, w-we can make this right. 304 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,523 Wh-what's it going to take? 305 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:44,327 Out on the mound today, I-I went to some place, 306 00:15:45,328 --> 00:15:47,531 a place I've only dreamed of, 307 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,567 where-where God's face 308 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:54,004 speaks from the crystalline waters 309 00:15:54,337 --> 00:15:58,275 and his angels manifest in monkey form. 310 00:16:00,143 --> 00:16:02,445 What the hell are you talking about, Felix? 311 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:04,915 I'm done with baseball. 312 00:16:05,649 --> 00:16:08,318 Yeah, I wanna move to Belize... 313 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,587 and find God 314 00:16:12,022 --> 00:16:13,457 and take drugs... 315 00:16:17,861 --> 00:16:19,996 after you give me the $3 million 316 00:16:20,096 --> 00:16:21,698 you won on today's game. 317 00:16:22,599 --> 00:16:24,468 Oh, come on, man! 318 00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,369 That's our life savings you're talking about. 319 00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:28,071 Some of these guys got families. 320 00:16:28,171 --> 00:16:30,173 Look, why don't we give you half? 321 00:16:30,273 --> 00:16:33,076 You could go to Belize and we'll call it a day. 322 00:16:33,176 --> 00:16:36,046 Either you give me 323 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,916 the entire three million to keep me quiet, 324 00:16:40,016 --> 00:16:42,986 or I bring the evidence to the cops 325 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,688 and you lose it all anyway. 326 00:16:48,859 --> 00:16:50,393 "Rocket" Russ! 327 00:16:50,494 --> 00:16:51,528 Shit! 328 00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:54,731 You done? 329 00:16:54,831 --> 00:16:56,566 Yeah, yeah, I guess I am. 330 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,238 Smack. 331 00:17:01,338 --> 00:17:03,073 I'll give you instructions 332 00:17:03,173 --> 00:17:04,450 on how to wire me the money tomorrow. 333 00:17:04,474 --> 00:17:07,644 Once it's in my account, I'll give you the evidence. 334 00:17:08,178 --> 00:17:11,581 Alright? Oh, and Russ, you were so right. 335 00:17:11,882 --> 00:17:13,784 Time gets us all. 336 00:17:14,217 --> 00:17:16,953 But you had all the time and the talent 337 00:17:17,053 --> 00:17:18,588 as any of the greats. 338 00:17:18,688 --> 00:17:20,290 You just blew it. 339 00:17:21,925 --> 00:17:23,126 Jesus, man, look at you. 340 00:17:23,994 --> 00:17:26,530 I don't even know how you live with yourself. 341 00:17:41,378 --> 00:17:42,779 Oh, my God. 342 00:17:42,879 --> 00:17:45,015 My fastball, I got it! 343 00:17:45,115 --> 00:17:46,416 I still got... 344 00:17:47,050 --> 00:17:48,585 Oh, shit. 345 00:17:49,953 --> 00:17:51,288 Hey. 346 00:17:52,222 --> 00:17:53,222 Hey. 347 00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:25,782 Heyo! 348 00:19:36,026 --> 00:19:37,761 A-Ha! 349 00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:46,936 Hmm. 350 00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:56,846 Hmm. 351 00:20:11,194 --> 00:20:13,396 Alright, uh, 352 00:20:13,497 --> 00:20:15,174 now I'm like emotionally invested in this shit. 353 00:20:15,198 --> 00:20:16,198 Come on. 354 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,768 Yeah, I still don't get it. 355 00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:19,869 What's your job? 356 00:20:19,936 --> 00:20:21,238 I wanna say, uh, 357 00:20:21,338 --> 00:20:24,040 administrative assistant or something. 358 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:27,010 Error 10, category network error. 359 00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:28,378 Yeah, I already knew that. 360 00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:29,957 And why does that appeal? 361 00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:31,448 Well, I told you that I binge watched 362 00:20:31,548 --> 00:20:32,883 "The Office" last month, right? 363 00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:33,927 Oh, no. 364 00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:36,086 The road was getting lonely and I figured, 365 00:20:36,186 --> 00:20:37,687 ah, community, 366 00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:40,257 same people every day, entertaining dynamics. 367 00:20:40,357 --> 00:20:41,691 I should try office life. 368 00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:43,693 - Dumb, right? - Ah, I get it. 369 00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:46,263 Sometimes we need an inspirational smack. 370 00:20:46,363 --> 00:20:48,231 Hmm. So I guess this company, 371 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:49,609 they, they all started working remotely 372 00:20:49,633 --> 00:20:51,234 during COVID and they never came back, 373 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,403 and they need, uh, one person in the office 374 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:54,614 so it's not technically vacant, 375 00:20:54,638 --> 00:20:57,073 you know, for insurance purposes. 376 00:20:57,474 --> 00:20:59,342 This was a dumb idea. I should quit. 377 00:20:59,442 --> 00:21:00,522 My experience, 378 00:21:00,577 --> 00:21:02,512 it's the smack after the smack 379 00:21:02,612 --> 00:21:04,047 that you gotta watch for. 380 00:21:04,147 --> 00:21:05,248 Hmm. 381 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:07,083 I'm not fully sure what that means, man. 382 00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:08,518 I... 383 00:21:09,286 --> 00:21:10,987 A-ha! 384 00:21:24,434 --> 00:21:26,069 Ha! 385 00:21:26,770 --> 00:21:27,770 Smack. 386 00:21:44,287 --> 00:21:45,922 This is yours, I think, right? 387 00:21:46,022 --> 00:21:47,023 Thank you. 388 00:21:47,124 --> 00:21:48,458 I just have to ask, 389 00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:50,660 what is your general philosophy 390 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:54,030 regarding litigation and such? 391 00:21:54,131 --> 00:21:55,632 Look, uh, 392 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,276 looking around, I can see this isn't really, 393 00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:58,568 you know, the major leagues. 394 00:21:58,668 --> 00:22:00,470 And anyway, by nature, 395 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:03,907 I gotta say I'm a lover, not a suer. 396 00:22:04,007 --> 00:22:06,309 I'm so glad. I have to tell you something. 397 00:22:06,776 --> 00:22:09,379 We are barely keeping the lights on as it is. 398 00:22:10,147 --> 00:22:13,049 I think this team is very important to this town. 399 00:22:13,150 --> 00:22:15,619 Gives us a sense of community, you know? 400 00:22:16,019 --> 00:22:18,588 It's a place for people to come every day, 401 00:22:18,688 --> 00:22:22,125 same people but interesting dynamics. 402 00:22:22,225 --> 00:22:23,660 No shit. 403 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,563 Second smack, wow. 404 00:22:26,663 --> 00:22:29,933 Okay, uh, crazy question. 405 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,336 - Hey! - You were born 406 00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:34,738 to wear that uniform! 407 00:22:34,782 --> 00:22:35,782 - Yeah? - Yes! 408 00:22:35,839 --> 00:22:38,175 Okay, so, uh, how does this work? 409 00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:39,743 Oh, hey, batter, batter, batter, 410 00:22:39,843 --> 00:22:41,487 batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter. 411 00:22:41,511 --> 00:22:43,914 No, don't do that. 412 00:22:44,181 --> 00:22:45,181 Come here, walk with me. 413 00:22:45,248 --> 00:22:47,417 As a ball girl, what you're going to do, honey, 414 00:22:47,517 --> 00:22:49,419 is you're going to field foul balls, 415 00:22:49,519 --> 00:22:51,221 and you're going to interact with the fans, 416 00:22:51,321 --> 00:22:52,556 which can really be fun. 417 00:22:52,656 --> 00:22:53,957 And then before the game, 418 00:22:54,057 --> 00:22:55,859 you just pitch in wherever you're needed, 419 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:59,396 operating the pitching machine, shagging balls. 420 00:22:59,496 --> 00:23:00,831 - Do explain that one. - Simple. 421 00:23:00,931 --> 00:23:03,099 You just pick up the loose baseballs 422 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,274 during batting practice. 423 00:23:04,275 --> 00:23:05,478 - Okay. I can do it. - Yeah. 424 00:23:05,502 --> 00:23:07,070 - Okay? - Yeah, yeah. 425 00:23:07,170 --> 00:23:08,441 I'm going to introduce you 426 00:23:08,442 --> 00:23:09,940 to the oldest member of our family. 427 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,508 His name is Rambo. 428 00:23:11,608 --> 00:23:13,577 And I should have retired him years ago, 429 00:23:13,677 --> 00:23:16,513 but I don't have the funds to get a new one. 430 00:23:16,613 --> 00:23:18,248 I'll show you how it works. 431 00:23:18,348 --> 00:23:19,449 You flip this switch. 432 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:24,921 Oh, I should tell you, you gotta be real careful 433 00:23:25,021 --> 00:23:28,558 because every couple balls, he just starts shooting wild 434 00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:30,727 and he could hit anything in sight. 435 00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:32,963 - Uh, you see? - Yeah. 436 00:23:33,630 --> 00:23:36,199 Wow. Uh, so what do you do when that happens? 437 00:23:36,299 --> 00:23:38,435 Just, look, smack! Ah! 438 00:23:45,542 --> 00:23:47,144 If you could sign my cheese? 439 00:23:50,614 --> 00:23:52,449 Uh, hey. 440 00:23:52,549 --> 00:23:54,785 Who's Mr. Baseball over there? 441 00:23:55,252 --> 00:23:56,486 "Rocket" Russ Waddell, 442 00:23:56,586 --> 00:23:59,656 greatest athlete this town's ever produced, 443 00:23:59,756 --> 00:24:03,026 former first round draft pick and top prospect, 444 00:24:03,126 --> 00:24:05,595 one of only three Montgomery citizens 445 00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:07,731 to get their own Wikipedia entry. 446 00:24:07,831 --> 00:24:09,633 I'll bite. Who are the other two? 447 00:24:09,733 --> 00:24:11,501 Hiram Lubinski, the inventor 448 00:24:11,601 --> 00:24:13,637 of Velvety Canned Cheese Substitute Spread, 449 00:24:13,737 --> 00:24:17,841 and my cousin Jamie, who co-founded WikiKnees. 450 00:24:17,941 --> 00:24:19,776 I mingle with royalty. 451 00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:21,344 So, uh... 452 00:24:21,444 --> 00:24:23,446 what is mister hotshot Rocket 453 00:24:23,547 --> 00:24:25,048 doing here in the minors? 454 00:24:25,749 --> 00:24:28,819 Russ lost his fastball a few years ago. 455 00:24:29,252 --> 00:24:30,687 No one knows why. 456 00:24:30,787 --> 00:24:33,824 Injury, bad luck, family curse. 457 00:24:33,924 --> 00:24:35,911 It was a classic case of the yips and you know it. 458 00:24:35,912 --> 00:24:37,661 - Ugh. - I'm sorry, yips? 459 00:24:37,714 --> 00:24:38,737 Russ got in his own head 460 00:24:38,762 --> 00:24:40,564 and messed with his whole approach. 461 00:24:40,664 --> 00:24:42,966 We tried every cure in the book to fix it. 462 00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:47,904 Body waxing, ritual tugging, slutty Babe Ruth. 463 00:24:48,538 --> 00:24:50,207 None of it worked. 464 00:24:50,307 --> 00:24:51,541 But I got a feeling 465 00:24:51,641 --> 00:24:53,310 that today's going to be the day. 466 00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:56,746 Finally going to get the old Rocket back. 467 00:25:01,485 --> 00:25:04,054 Oh! 468 00:25:04,654 --> 00:25:06,056 Shake it off, Rocket! 469 00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:07,691 You still got it! 470 00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:10,694 Oh, sadly bullshit. 471 00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:18,268 Another pitcher, Frank. 472 00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:22,706 Hi. Uh... 473 00:25:22,806 --> 00:25:24,908 Oh, I'm Charlie, the new ball girl. 474 00:25:25,008 --> 00:25:26,676 Don't think we've met. 475 00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:28,378 I'm Russ, the washed-up old timer. 476 00:25:28,478 --> 00:25:29,980 Oh, come on. 477 00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:33,350 Hey, sorry about the, uh, the game. 478 00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:34,718 It's a tough loss. 479 00:25:34,818 --> 00:25:36,653 You think I'd get used to it by now. 480 00:25:36,753 --> 00:25:38,655 Hey, it's just a game. 481 00:25:38,755 --> 00:25:40,157 Shake it off, right? 482 00:25:40,924 --> 00:25:42,125 That sounded off. 483 00:25:42,526 --> 00:25:45,829 You're going to tell me it's not just a game, right? 484 00:25:45,929 --> 00:25:47,898 No, you're right, it's just a game, 485 00:25:47,998 --> 00:25:51,001 but it's the only thing I've ever had a gift for. 486 00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:54,271 And when you're given a gift in life, even a strange one 487 00:25:54,371 --> 00:25:57,507 like throwing a little ball swiftly past a man with a stick, 488 00:25:58,175 --> 00:26:00,510 when you get a taste of puttin' it to use... 489 00:26:01,945 --> 00:26:03,680 Been years since I even touched 90, 490 00:26:03,780 --> 00:26:05,615 let alone triple digits. 491 00:26:05,715 --> 00:26:07,784 Actually, as somebody with, uh, 492 00:26:07,884 --> 00:26:09,786 well, strange gifts myself, I relate. 493 00:26:09,886 --> 00:26:11,655 But isn't there something you can do, 494 00:26:11,755 --> 00:26:14,057 like a robo arm, surgery or something? 495 00:26:14,157 --> 00:26:15,892 Physically speaking, I'm fine. 496 00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:17,928 It's all in my damn head. 497 00:26:18,028 --> 00:26:19,806 At least I don't have to worry about that anymore. 498 00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:21,498 Oh, yeah? Why is that? 499 00:26:21,598 --> 00:26:23,400 Skip said I got one more start. 500 00:26:23,767 --> 00:26:25,101 I'm done. 501 00:26:25,202 --> 00:26:26,470 No shit. 502 00:26:27,037 --> 00:26:29,639 Rocket, here's, uh, to going out with a bang, huh? 503 00:26:29,739 --> 00:26:31,374 It's Russ, please. And thanks. 504 00:26:31,475 --> 00:26:34,611 - Until we meet again. - Okay, until we meet again. 505 00:26:34,711 --> 00:26:36,046 Cheers cheers. 506 00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:40,817 - Oh, so that's it, huh? - Yep. 507 00:26:40,917 --> 00:26:42,452 They're giving me one more start, 508 00:26:42,552 --> 00:26:44,087 then off to the pasture. 509 00:26:47,624 --> 00:26:48,892 Oh. 510 00:26:48,992 --> 00:26:50,327 Deputy ball girl, that's you! 511 00:26:50,794 --> 00:26:53,168 We've got ourselves an old-fashioned pitcher's duel. 512 00:26:53,192 --> 00:26:54,206 Go, go! 513 00:26:54,231 --> 00:26:55,632 Can the unorthodox 514 00:26:55,732 --> 00:26:57,234 young Felix Domingo continue... 515 00:26:57,334 --> 00:27:00,137 Ah, look it, she's running, she's running! 516 00:27:00,604 --> 00:27:02,472 Bang-up job, deputy. 517 00:27:04,307 --> 00:27:05,408 Ah. 518 00:27:06,109 --> 00:27:08,545 Charlie Cale, I do believe you found yourself 519 00:27:08,645 --> 00:27:10,180 a rewarding career. 520 00:27:13,784 --> 00:27:16,086 I'll do it. 521 00:27:25,796 --> 00:27:26,997 Oh. 522 00:27:27,497 --> 00:27:28,832 Hey, hey. 523 00:27:28,932 --> 00:27:30,634 Hey, that was a heck of a first game. 524 00:27:30,734 --> 00:27:33,403 I, uh, like your style, kid. 525 00:27:35,172 --> 00:27:37,107 Did you know that God is a verb? 526 00:27:37,941 --> 00:27:39,709 I did not know that. 527 00:27:39,810 --> 00:27:40,877 Oh... 528 00:27:41,311 --> 00:27:43,380 How about some water or something? 529 00:27:44,347 --> 00:27:45,882 God. 530 00:27:45,982 --> 00:27:47,417 God isn't God. 531 00:27:47,517 --> 00:27:48,852 No, you know, like, not, 532 00:27:48,952 --> 00:27:50,987 not like the way that we were taught. 533 00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:55,292 See, God is the music of the spheres, 534 00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:58,929 the symphonic echo of radical love 535 00:27:59,029 --> 00:28:00,630 between all living things. 536 00:28:01,331 --> 00:28:03,500 Oh, boy. Hey, uh, would you mind? 537 00:28:05,702 --> 00:28:06,870 Hmm. 538 00:28:08,672 --> 00:28:09,739 Oh. 539 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,175 You know what I should do is get your autograph 540 00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:14,120 'cause the way you were throwing out there today, 541 00:28:14,144 --> 00:28:16,580 oh, boy, yeah, you're headed for the big leagues. 542 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,082 I'm quitting the game. 543 00:28:19,182 --> 00:28:20,684 Huh? 544 00:28:20,784 --> 00:28:23,019 Because none of this matters. 545 00:28:23,587 --> 00:28:27,924 You know, like who wins, who loses, you see, God... 546 00:28:29,059 --> 00:28:31,128 and the monkeys matter. 547 00:28:33,196 --> 00:28:34,231 Hmm. 548 00:28:34,965 --> 00:28:36,725 I really think you should drink some of that. 549 00:28:36,766 --> 00:28:37,767 Huh? 550 00:28:38,335 --> 00:28:40,070 Hey, you have a retirement fund 551 00:28:40,170 --> 00:28:42,806 or a side hustle, crypto trading or something? 552 00:28:42,906 --> 00:28:44,774 Well, money, eh. 553 00:28:45,442 --> 00:28:46,810 Don't overthink it. 554 00:28:46,910 --> 00:28:49,513 When inspiration smacks, listen. 555 00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:52,315 Yeah. Smack. Inspiration. 556 00:28:52,415 --> 00:28:54,084 Although they do say that it's actually 557 00:28:54,184 --> 00:28:57,220 the, uh, the second smack that gets you, so... 558 00:28:58,889 --> 00:29:00,125 What's that mean? 559 00:29:00,126 --> 00:29:02,058 I have no idea but, uh, hydrate. 560 00:29:02,559 --> 00:29:05,896 Thank you, ball girl, for sharing your wisdom. 561 00:29:05,996 --> 00:29:07,197 Yes, of course, anytime. 562 00:29:07,297 --> 00:29:09,332 And, uh, well, good luck coming down 563 00:29:09,432 --> 00:29:11,067 off whatever you're coming down from. 564 00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:13,136 On? 565 00:29:13,236 --> 00:29:14,404 No, I don't take anything. 566 00:29:14,704 --> 00:29:17,440 Me neither... officer. 567 00:29:17,541 --> 00:29:18,942 Okay, Godspeed. 568 00:29:22,612 --> 00:29:23,947 Godspeed. 569 00:29:24,915 --> 00:29:26,216 Godspeed. 570 00:29:51,608 --> 00:29:52,776 Yum. 571 00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:53,876 Yum. 572 00:29:53,944 --> 00:29:54,965 Yum 573 00:29:56,947 --> 00:29:58,114 Yum. 574 00:29:58,748 --> 00:29:59,883 Yum. 575 00:29:59,983 --> 00:30:01,218 Yum! 576 00:30:02,052 --> 00:30:03,220 Yum. 577 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,754 Yum. 578 00:30:04,855 --> 00:30:07,524 Yum. Yum. Yum 579 00:30:07,958 --> 00:30:08,992 Yum. 580 00:30:09,292 --> 00:30:10,727 Yum. 581 00:30:10,827 --> 00:30:11,962 Yum. 582 00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:13,530 Ah, I don't think so. 583 00:30:13,630 --> 00:30:16,133 Yum, yum, yum! 584 00:30:37,187 --> 00:30:38,688 Ah! 585 00:30:42,058 --> 00:30:43,093 Charlie Cale... 586 00:30:43,193 --> 00:30:45,228 Charlie Cale... 587 00:30:45,629 --> 00:30:47,197 the wanderer... 588 00:30:49,866 --> 00:30:53,503 It's up to you to save this ballpark, 589 00:30:53,603 --> 00:30:56,039 to save this team. 590 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,608 It is? 591 00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:01,705 Why? 592 00:31:01,706 --> 00:31:05,348 Because baseball... is not just a game. 593 00:31:06,516 --> 00:31:09,686 It is the secret of the spheres. 594 00:31:14,724 --> 00:31:16,092 Are you... 595 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,595 God? 596 00:31:19,362 --> 00:31:20,697 I... 597 00:31:20,797 --> 00:31:22,799 am Hiram Lubinski, 598 00:31:22,899 --> 00:31:27,237 the inventor of Velvety Canned Cheese Substitute Spread, 599 00:31:27,337 --> 00:31:31,074 now available in jalapeño and spicy seafood flavors. 600 00:31:32,209 --> 00:31:34,144 Oh, I get it. 601 00:31:34,244 --> 00:31:36,980 Ah, the mascot is you. 602 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,982 I'm the founder of this ballpark 603 00:31:39,082 --> 00:31:41,318 as well as its spiritual guardian. 604 00:31:41,418 --> 00:31:42,418 Cool. 605 00:31:42,452 --> 00:31:45,522 Baseball is not just a pastime. 606 00:31:45,856 --> 00:31:48,458 It is the passing of time itself. 607 00:31:49,059 --> 00:31:51,495 Tell me, wanderer, is it any coincidence 608 00:31:51,595 --> 00:31:57,200 that the goal of every hitter is to return safely to home? 609 00:31:57,534 --> 00:31:58,768 Huh. 610 00:32:00,376 --> 00:32:01,379 Wow. 611 00:32:01,404 --> 00:32:04,074 This ballpark is home. 612 00:32:04,908 --> 00:32:07,677 Without it, the people of Montgomery would be lost... 613 00:32:08,411 --> 00:32:11,281 and my granddaughter, Lucille... 614 00:32:11,848 --> 00:32:13,583 would be bereft 615 00:32:13,884 --> 00:32:15,719 with no community, 616 00:32:15,819 --> 00:32:17,754 without any sense of belonging. 617 00:32:18,188 --> 00:32:20,357 Do you know what that is like, Charlie? 618 00:32:20,457 --> 00:32:21,658 Yes. 619 00:32:22,292 --> 00:32:24,961 Yes, I... I, I do. 620 00:32:25,061 --> 00:32:26,663 - Then help us. - Okay. 621 00:32:26,763 --> 00:32:29,199 Protect this ballpark 622 00:32:29,299 --> 00:32:32,035 and save this team! 623 00:32:32,135 --> 00:32:34,104 But from what? 624 00:32:34,204 --> 00:32:36,206 Mm, from who? 625 00:32:36,306 --> 00:32:37,707 Come home, wanderer. 626 00:32:38,775 --> 00:32:42,245 Every soul seeks to be safe 627 00:32:43,079 --> 00:32:44,381 at home. 628 00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:09,706 Oh, Charlie? 629 00:33:09,806 --> 00:33:12,843 Wow, my kingdom for some electrolytes. 630 00:33:12,943 --> 00:33:14,344 Charlie, Charlie! 631 00:33:15,278 --> 00:33:18,782 What in the world happened last night? 632 00:33:28,158 --> 00:33:29,598 Oh, my God, what happened? 633 00:33:29,693 --> 00:33:31,795 Uh, the new guy stayed late last night 634 00:33:31,895 --> 00:33:33,997 to take some extra BP. 635 00:33:34,097 --> 00:33:35,499 He tried using Rambo. 636 00:33:35,599 --> 00:33:39,870 He got hit in the back of the head with a fastball. 637 00:33:40,504 --> 00:33:43,106 Uh, I knew I should have had that machine replaced. 638 00:33:43,131 --> 00:33:44,451 I knew that. 639 00:33:44,452 --> 00:33:45,876 I found him this morning. 640 00:33:46,810 --> 00:33:48,378 So Rambo... 641 00:33:49,346 --> 00:33:50,347 killed Felix? 642 00:33:50,447 --> 00:33:52,215 Well, it looks that way. 643 00:33:52,315 --> 00:33:54,584 Lucille, I hate to bring it up, but... 644 00:33:54,684 --> 00:33:56,853 - What? - You could be looking 645 00:33:56,953 --> 00:33:59,122 at a wrongful death lawsuit. 646 00:33:59,723 --> 00:34:01,558 - A big one. - Well, that'll be it. 647 00:34:01,658 --> 00:34:04,628 We'd have to shut down the park, then move the team. 648 00:34:04,728 --> 00:34:06,630 It's the only family I got left. 649 00:34:06,730 --> 00:34:08,307 Oh, no, we're not going to let that happen. 650 00:34:08,331 --> 00:34:11,701 Uh, everybody knew the machine was faulty. 651 00:34:11,802 --> 00:34:13,904 It is my fault. 652 00:34:15,071 --> 00:34:18,108 Hey, so, hypothetically speaking, 653 00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:20,110 if, uh, Felix, we know he was a good kid, 654 00:34:20,210 --> 00:34:23,246 but if Felix here was, uh, high 655 00:34:23,346 --> 00:34:25,148 while he was using the equipment, 656 00:34:25,248 --> 00:34:28,118 would that alleviate some of this liability? 657 00:34:28,218 --> 00:34:30,620 - Well, I guess it... - Yeah. 658 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:32,589 ...it would. Why? 659 00:34:33,223 --> 00:34:36,626 Well, I, uh, I think his gum was laced. 660 00:34:36,726 --> 00:34:41,131 Well, if he was on drugs, it's easy enough to check. 661 00:34:41,156 --> 00:34:42,174 It is? 662 00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:44,501 Yeah, a simple reagent test. 663 00:34:44,601 --> 00:34:45,635 Oh. 664 00:34:46,636 --> 00:34:47,737 Retired cop. 665 00:34:47,838 --> 00:34:50,674 Okay. Uh, well, hmm. 666 00:34:50,774 --> 00:34:52,576 Okay, terrific. 667 00:35:00,183 --> 00:35:02,552 Negative, no sign of drugs. 668 00:35:02,652 --> 00:35:03,687 Wait, what? 669 00:35:03,787 --> 00:35:05,655 Oh, gosh, man. I know I was tripping so hard. 670 00:35:05,755 --> 00:35:07,457 And we all saw Felix on that mound. 671 00:35:07,557 --> 00:35:09,557 He was like a guy at a Phish concert at the Sphere. 672 00:35:09,626 --> 00:35:11,328 I mean, come on, he was tripping. 673 00:35:11,428 --> 00:35:13,296 - Geez. - Honey. 674 00:35:13,396 --> 00:35:14,531 What? 675 00:35:14,631 --> 00:35:16,533 Appreciate your concern, 676 00:35:16,633 --> 00:35:18,034 but the last thing I wanna do 677 00:35:18,135 --> 00:35:20,604 is sully this kid's reputation. 678 00:35:21,671 --> 00:35:23,874 I've done enough damage already. 679 00:35:24,174 --> 00:35:26,176 Lucille, this is not on you. 680 00:35:26,276 --> 00:35:27,756 We're going to figure this out, okay? 681 00:35:27,944 --> 00:35:30,046 I talked to Felix. He told me he was straight. 682 00:35:30,147 --> 00:35:32,716 He wasn't lying. Something is amiss. 683 00:35:32,816 --> 00:35:34,751 We'll have more on Felix Domingo 684 00:35:34,851 --> 00:35:36,086 as the story develops. 685 00:35:36,186 --> 00:35:38,421 Skip. 686 00:35:38,522 --> 00:35:39,890 Hell of a start to the day. 687 00:35:41,424 --> 00:35:42,859 You need something? 688 00:35:42,959 --> 00:35:45,095 Yeah, I do, I sure do. 689 00:35:45,829 --> 00:35:48,532 So Felix in last night's game, 690 00:35:48,632 --> 00:35:50,934 uh, just a gut check, 691 00:35:51,034 --> 00:35:52,302 he look alright to you? 692 00:35:52,402 --> 00:35:53,570 He looked great. 693 00:35:53,670 --> 00:35:56,106 He was higher than a fly on Willie Nelson's wall. 694 00:35:56,206 --> 00:35:57,908 - Yeah. - But whatever it takes. 695 00:35:58,008 --> 00:36:00,110 I mean, I don't judge. 696 00:36:00,210 --> 00:36:02,245 I mean, I'm working on not judging. 697 00:36:02,679 --> 00:36:04,314 Something I'm working on. 698 00:36:05,048 --> 00:36:07,217 It's not all sad news today. 699 00:36:07,317 --> 00:36:10,387 Some lucky citizen has won $3 million 700 00:36:10,487 --> 00:36:13,356 betting on last night's historic Cheesemonger loss. 701 00:36:13,457 --> 00:36:15,592 A five-game parlay at 22-to-one odds 702 00:36:15,692 --> 00:36:17,427 - was cashed in at a... - Jesus. 703 00:36:17,828 --> 00:36:19,062 Sad, isn't it? 704 00:36:19,162 --> 00:36:20,402 Used to be fans actually rooted 705 00:36:20,497 --> 00:36:21,798 for the home team. 706 00:36:22,265 --> 00:36:24,434 Win or lose, we were all in it together. 707 00:36:25,135 --> 00:36:27,671 Now it's all about the odds and working the angles. 708 00:36:28,738 --> 00:36:30,740 Getting rich by expecting the worst. 709 00:36:35,011 --> 00:36:36,279 Beep beep. 710 00:36:36,379 --> 00:36:37,414 Huh. 711 00:36:37,514 --> 00:36:39,649 Uh, hiya, Carl. 712 00:36:40,016 --> 00:36:41,718 Can I ask you a question? 713 00:36:41,818 --> 00:36:43,062 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Uh, 714 00:36:43,086 --> 00:36:46,890 do you know if anyone had a, uh, a grudge against Felix? 715 00:36:46,990 --> 00:36:50,227 'Cause, uh, I think someone spiked his gum. 716 00:36:50,694 --> 00:36:53,396 Why would anybody have it out for the new guy? 717 00:36:53,930 --> 00:36:55,298 Oh, wow! 718 00:36:55,599 --> 00:36:56,967 Super cool! Is that a... 719 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,836 That's a no grill, huh? Is it solid gold? 720 00:36:59,936 --> 00:37:02,806 My aunt died and left me a real big inheritance. 721 00:37:02,906 --> 00:37:04,207 Yeah, bullshit. 722 00:37:04,774 --> 00:37:07,477 I won it playing trivia down at the, uh, pub. 723 00:37:07,577 --> 00:37:09,055 Obvious bullshit. I mean, I don't even need 724 00:37:09,079 --> 00:37:10,380 my special thing for that one. 725 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,549 - Whoa. - What are you bothering me for? 726 00:37:12,649 --> 00:37:14,117 I'm just a ball player, 727 00:37:14,217 --> 00:37:16,052 a regular minor league ball player. 728 00:37:16,153 --> 00:37:17,420 Yeah, yeah, no. 729 00:37:17,521 --> 00:37:19,389 I, uh, I know you are. 730 00:37:22,926 --> 00:37:25,395 Nobody wanted the kid to get hurt, alright? 731 00:37:26,763 --> 00:37:28,298 Right, obviously. 732 00:37:28,398 --> 00:37:31,134 Yeah, no, obviously not. It's just, uh... 733 00:37:32,636 --> 00:37:33,970 y-you did, right? 734 00:37:34,070 --> 00:37:35,438 You-you spiked his gum. 735 00:37:36,039 --> 00:37:37,941 Just to get him out the game though, 736 00:37:38,041 --> 00:37:39,876 and then he went and fucked around with Rambo. 737 00:37:39,976 --> 00:37:42,579 And the whole thing was a freak accident. 738 00:37:42,679 --> 00:37:45,515 I mean, I-I feel bad about it, really. 739 00:37:46,550 --> 00:37:47,851 I believe you, I do. 740 00:37:47,951 --> 00:37:51,154 I-I just, um, I'm trying to square, you know... 741 00:37:51,254 --> 00:37:53,457 I mean, here's Felix, he's throwing a no hitter. 742 00:37:53,557 --> 00:37:55,225 Why would you want him out the game? 743 00:37:55,826 --> 00:37:58,595 Strip club after the game, fellas! 744 00:37:58,695 --> 00:38:01,198 - Hell yeah! - Drinks on your boy! 745 00:38:04,367 --> 00:38:06,169 What's good, ball girl? 746 00:38:08,405 --> 00:38:09,473 I see. 747 00:38:09,573 --> 00:38:11,341 They spiked the gum that killed Felix 748 00:38:11,441 --> 00:38:13,677 so that they could, uh, lose the game and win the bet. 749 00:38:13,777 --> 00:38:15,721 It's not like we're talking criminal masterminds here. 750 00:38:15,745 --> 00:38:17,881 All they gotta do is check these guys' bank accounts. 751 00:38:17,981 --> 00:38:19,549 Yeah, but you need a search warrant 752 00:38:19,649 --> 00:38:21,051 to check a bank account. 753 00:38:21,151 --> 00:38:24,087 Right now, there isn't enough evidence to get one. 754 00:38:24,387 --> 00:38:25,387 I-I-I don't understand. 755 00:38:25,455 --> 00:38:27,166 They're just going to let the ballpark close? 756 00:38:27,190 --> 00:38:28,225 That doesn't seem right. 757 00:38:28,325 --> 00:38:29,659 I mean, what about an autopsy? 758 00:38:29,759 --> 00:38:32,362 There's gotta be some kind of, uh, evidence 759 00:38:32,462 --> 00:38:35,565 what kind of drug it was that they put inside Felix's gum, no? 760 00:38:35,665 --> 00:38:38,468 Well, I asked my old partner to send me a copy of the report. 761 00:38:38,568 --> 00:38:40,048 It should be getting here any minute. 762 00:38:40,137 --> 00:38:41,705 Hmm. 763 00:38:43,306 --> 00:38:45,942 Okay, here's the autopsy report. 764 00:38:46,042 --> 00:38:47,144 Let's see. 765 00:38:47,611 --> 00:38:52,315 Uh, yep, death by blunt force trauma. 766 00:38:52,682 --> 00:38:55,619 Let's see, did they even do a tox report? 767 00:38:56,153 --> 00:38:58,655 Hey, uh, could I take a look at that? 768 00:38:58,755 --> 00:39:00,423 Oh, sure, be my guest. 769 00:39:00,524 --> 00:39:01,691 Oh, thanks. 770 00:39:04,427 --> 00:39:07,297 I wanna save that ballpark too, you know? 771 00:39:07,664 --> 00:39:10,700 My old man used to take me there every weekend. 772 00:39:10,801 --> 00:39:13,336 There's nothing better than a Sunday double header 773 00:39:13,436 --> 00:39:15,172 with your pops. 774 00:39:16,039 --> 00:39:18,508 Well, I don't even really know what I'm looking at here, 775 00:39:18,608 --> 00:39:20,844 but I think it says here that the ball was going 776 00:39:20,944 --> 00:39:22,379 over a hundred miles an hour. 777 00:39:22,479 --> 00:39:23,832 What's that? 778 00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:25,248 The ball that killed Felix, 779 00:39:25,348 --> 00:39:27,250 according to this coroner's report, 780 00:39:27,350 --> 00:39:29,085 it looks like the skull fracture 781 00:39:29,186 --> 00:39:31,955 was caused by a ball 782 00:39:32,055 --> 00:39:35,292 that was over a hundred miles an hour. 783 00:39:35,392 --> 00:39:36,392 Wow. 784 00:39:36,726 --> 00:39:39,396 I didn't think Rambo had that kind of speed in him. 785 00:39:39,496 --> 00:39:41,231 Yeah, no shit, Benny. No shit. 786 00:39:44,034 --> 00:39:45,302 Ah, shise. 787 00:39:45,402 --> 00:39:48,104 Come on, Rambo, you Cold War relic. 788 00:39:48,205 --> 00:39:49,606 You can do better than that. 789 00:39:50,207 --> 00:39:52,209 Concentrate, concentrate! 790 00:39:52,309 --> 00:39:53,643 Let 'er rip! 791 00:39:56,213 --> 00:39:58,215 - Hey. - Oh! 792 00:39:58,315 --> 00:39:59,950 Benny said you wanted to talk. 793 00:40:00,050 --> 00:40:01,118 Yeah, hi, Russ. 794 00:40:01,218 --> 00:40:02,752 Quick question. 795 00:40:02,853 --> 00:40:04,321 Is there anyone on either team 796 00:40:04,421 --> 00:40:05,956 that can throw over a hundred? 797 00:40:06,056 --> 00:40:09,126 Nah, anyone throws that fast, they're not doing it here. 798 00:40:09,226 --> 00:40:10,894 That's a ticket to the show. 799 00:40:11,962 --> 00:40:14,131 Yeah, that's what I thought. 800 00:40:14,231 --> 00:40:15,398 Why you wanna know? 801 00:40:15,499 --> 00:40:16,642 It's just the coroner, you know, 802 00:40:16,666 --> 00:40:18,135 he had mentioned that the fastball 803 00:40:18,235 --> 00:40:19,603 that killed Felix, uh, 804 00:40:19,703 --> 00:40:21,805 well, it was going over a hundred at least. 805 00:40:21,905 --> 00:40:24,975 And, uh, well, we all know that Rambo here can't do that, 806 00:40:25,075 --> 00:40:27,244 and, and you can't either, so... 807 00:40:27,344 --> 00:40:28,512 Thanks a lot. 808 00:40:28,612 --> 00:40:29,755 No, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. 809 00:40:29,779 --> 00:40:31,124 It's just, you know, the other day 810 00:40:31,148 --> 00:40:33,076 you had said that you lost your fastball 811 00:40:33,077 --> 00:40:35,452 and you hadn't been able to throw over 90 for years now. 812 00:40:35,552 --> 00:40:38,321 So, uh, you weren't lying. 813 00:40:38,755 --> 00:40:41,057 I don't know. I mean, all things considered, 814 00:40:41,158 --> 00:40:42,859 I figured you were the guy to ask. 815 00:40:42,959 --> 00:40:44,661 Uh, thinking to myself, 816 00:40:44,761 --> 00:40:46,696 I mean, what am I overlooking, you know? 817 00:40:46,797 --> 00:40:49,466 Look, I gotta go home and get some shuteye, alright? 818 00:40:49,566 --> 00:40:51,034 I'm pitching my last game tomorrow. 819 00:40:51,134 --> 00:40:54,571 Hey, how about after the game, 820 00:40:54,671 --> 00:40:56,406 I buy you a round, 821 00:40:56,506 --> 00:40:58,241 celebrate your victory, huh? 822 00:40:59,042 --> 00:41:00,177 I'd like that. 823 00:41:00,277 --> 00:41:02,279 I'm not counting on it, but I'd like it. 824 00:41:02,379 --> 00:41:04,014 Never say die. 825 00:41:04,614 --> 00:41:06,550 This is the end of the road for me. 826 00:41:06,950 --> 00:41:09,186 Like you said, my fastball's gone 827 00:41:09,286 --> 00:41:10,754 and it's not comin' back. 828 00:41:12,355 --> 00:41:13,723 Bullshit. 829 00:41:14,724 --> 00:41:16,259 I wish it was, Charlie. 830 00:41:16,660 --> 00:41:18,028 I wish it was. 831 00:41:32,042 --> 00:41:33,910 I don't have to remind any of you 832 00:41:34,010 --> 00:41:36,746 that this is Russ's last game. 833 00:41:37,948 --> 00:41:42,385 It's probably our team's last game in this great park. 834 00:41:42,486 --> 00:41:46,089 So let's go out there and stop this losing streak! 835 00:41:46,189 --> 00:41:48,992 Yeah, yeah. 836 00:41:49,092 --> 00:41:50,327 Let's win for Russ. 837 00:41:50,427 --> 00:41:52,662 Yeah! Let's fucking go, Rocket! 838 00:41:53,296 --> 00:41:54,731 For Felix. 839 00:41:56,399 --> 00:41:58,768 - For the Lubinski family. - Yeah, that's right! 840 00:41:58,869 --> 00:42:00,737 And for these fans 841 00:42:00,837 --> 00:42:03,807 who have suffered with us for all these goddamn years. 842 00:42:03,907 --> 00:42:05,575 - Yeah, right! - Yeah! 843 00:42:05,675 --> 00:42:06,835 And while we're at it, 844 00:42:06,877 --> 00:42:08,011 let's win one for 845 00:42:08,111 --> 00:42:09,946 good old-fashioned monogamy. 846 00:42:11,715 --> 00:42:12,883 Whoo! 847 00:42:13,650 --> 00:42:14,785 Yeah! 848 00:42:16,753 --> 00:42:18,989 Hey, so what was it? 849 00:42:19,623 --> 00:42:21,658 - What was what? - Well, you know, 850 00:42:21,758 --> 00:42:24,127 what cleared your head and got you that, uh, 851 00:42:24,227 --> 00:42:25,362 your fastball back? 852 00:42:26,094 --> 00:42:27,105 What? 853 00:42:27,130 --> 00:42:29,065 Well, uh, the other night at the pub, you know, 854 00:42:29,166 --> 00:42:31,447 you said that you lost your fastball and it was the truth. 855 00:42:31,535 --> 00:42:32,578 But then last night, you said 856 00:42:32,602 --> 00:42:33,813 the same thing, and it was a lie. 857 00:42:33,837 --> 00:42:35,539 So sometime in between, something happened 858 00:42:35,639 --> 00:42:39,309 that fixed that mental block and got you your fastball back. 859 00:42:39,409 --> 00:42:40,649 What was it? 860 00:42:41,378 --> 00:42:43,079 Charlie, no offense, 861 00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:45,215 but you sound batshit crazy right now. 862 00:42:45,315 --> 00:42:47,284 Well, cards on the table, 863 00:42:47,384 --> 00:42:48,761 I know that you guys have been throwing 864 00:42:48,785 --> 00:42:50,854 these last few games, and I also know 865 00:42:50,954 --> 00:42:52,389 that you spiked Felix's gum. 866 00:42:52,489 --> 00:42:53,824 Your buddy Carl admitted it. 867 00:42:54,157 --> 00:42:55,559 Jesus, Carl. 868 00:42:55,959 --> 00:42:59,062 Gotta say I didn't think you were involved. 869 00:42:59,162 --> 00:43:00,765 Nah, 'cause, you know, you didn't play 870 00:43:00,766 --> 00:43:02,892 during those last five losses that scored you 871 00:43:02,893 --> 00:43:06,002 the big payout, and also 'cause I liked you. 872 00:43:06,703 --> 00:43:09,139 But then, then I put it together. 873 00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,942 You were supposed to start that last game, not Felix. 874 00:43:12,042 --> 00:43:14,411 That's why the guys were trying to get him out 875 00:43:14,511 --> 00:43:16,146 and get you in. 876 00:43:16,246 --> 00:43:17,547 Alright, fine. 877 00:43:17,647 --> 00:43:19,449 We threw those last few games. So what? 878 00:43:19,549 --> 00:43:20,750 Have you seen our record? 879 00:43:20,851 --> 00:43:22,252 We were going to lose anyway. 880 00:43:22,352 --> 00:43:26,189 Gosh, cashing in on your own failure. 881 00:43:26,590 --> 00:43:28,625 That's where you ended up. 882 00:43:29,259 --> 00:43:32,829 So you're born with this one-in-a-million gift. 883 00:43:32,929 --> 00:43:34,197 And then, what? 884 00:43:34,297 --> 00:43:38,101 You throw it all away like a total fucking loser. 885 00:43:42,105 --> 00:43:43,106 Aha. 886 00:43:43,673 --> 00:43:44,741 I see. 887 00:43:45,575 --> 00:43:48,879 So that's what Felix told you the night you murdered him, 888 00:43:48,979 --> 00:43:50,213 and that's what got you 889 00:43:50,313 --> 00:43:53,750 your 100-mile-per-hour fastball back. 890 00:43:53,850 --> 00:43:55,485 Hearing the truth. 891 00:43:55,585 --> 00:43:57,220 I'm about to go prove 892 00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,389 in front of a stadium full of people 893 00:43:59,489 --> 00:44:02,692 that I'm all washed up with nothing left in this arm, 894 00:44:02,793 --> 00:44:04,361 so you got nothing, ball girl. 895 00:44:04,461 --> 00:44:07,030 Why don't you go sit your nosy ass down 896 00:44:07,464 --> 00:44:09,065 and enjoy our final loss? 897 00:44:09,166 --> 00:44:10,367 Yeah. 898 00:44:10,867 --> 00:44:14,271 Oh, uh, before I forget, there's this, uh, 899 00:44:14,638 --> 00:44:17,073 a big league scout in the stands. 900 00:44:17,174 --> 00:44:19,543 Bullshit. Pathetic. 901 00:44:19,643 --> 00:44:21,378 Alright, alright alright... 902 00:44:22,012 --> 00:44:24,080 Why would a scout be at a Cheesemongers game? 903 00:44:24,181 --> 00:44:27,651 Skip said something about an open roster slot 904 00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:29,252 and needing some bullpen heat 905 00:44:29,352 --> 00:44:31,154 there in the show, whatever that means. 906 00:44:31,254 --> 00:44:33,590 Anyway, I probably shouldn't have said anything. 907 00:44:33,690 --> 00:44:35,425 I don't wanna get in your head. 908 00:44:48,371 --> 00:44:50,283 Your starting pitcher... 909 00:44:52,876 --> 00:44:55,045 For the very last time... 910 00:44:56,046 --> 00:44:58,315 our hometown hero... 911 00:44:59,783 --> 00:45:02,786 "Rocket" Russ Waddell! 912 00:45:11,428 --> 00:45:13,563 "Rocket" Russ Waddell readies 913 00:45:13,663 --> 00:45:15,432 for his first pitch. 914 00:45:16,166 --> 00:45:19,102 The entire ballpark is on the edge of their seats 915 00:45:19,803 --> 00:45:24,274 hoping for one more flash of that classic Rocket heat. 916 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:46,963 Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter! 917 00:46:04,614 --> 00:46:06,783 Alright, everybody up, let's go! 918 00:46:06,883 --> 00:46:09,019 - Rocket! - Rocket! 919 00:46:09,119 --> 00:46:11,087 Rocket! Rocket! 920 00:46:11,188 --> 00:46:12,889 Rocket! Rocket! 921 00:46:12,989 --> 00:46:14,591 Rocket! Rocket! 922 00:46:14,691 --> 00:46:16,626 Rocket! Rocket! 923 00:46:16,726 --> 00:46:18,361 Rocket! Rocket! 924 00:46:18,462 --> 00:46:20,630 Rocket! Rocket! 925 00:46:20,730 --> 00:46:22,432 Rocket! Rocket! 926 00:46:22,532 --> 00:46:24,367 Rocket! Rocket! 927 00:46:24,468 --> 00:46:26,002 Rocket! Rocket! 928 00:46:26,102 --> 00:46:27,671 Rocket! Rocket! 929 00:46:27,771 --> 00:46:30,173 Rocket! Rocket! 930 00:46:36,146 --> 00:46:37,314 Strike! 931 00:46:37,414 --> 00:46:39,049 Oh! 932 00:46:46,423 --> 00:46:48,358 Go, go, go, go! 933 00:46:48,959 --> 00:46:50,127 Yeah! 934 00:46:58,335 --> 00:47:00,103 I want all exits guarded. 935 00:47:00,203 --> 00:47:01,404 Ball girl was right. 936 00:47:01,505 --> 00:47:03,573 Our suspect is "Rocket" Russell Waddell. 937 00:47:21,658 --> 00:47:23,293 Show 'em what you got, kid. 938 00:47:23,393 --> 00:47:25,095 Rocket! Rocket! 939 00:47:25,195 --> 00:47:26,997 Rocket! Rocket! 940 00:47:27,097 --> 00:47:28,965 Rocket! Rocket! 941 00:47:29,065 --> 00:47:30,901 Rocket! Rocket! 942 00:47:31,001 --> 00:47:32,636 Rocket! Rocket! 943 00:47:32,736 --> 00:47:34,638 Rocket! Rocket! 944 00:47:41,478 --> 00:47:48,002 sync & corrections awaqeded www.addic7ed.com 64233

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