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Previously on I Kissed A Boy
- in a stormy kiss-off,

big decisions were made.

I'm choosing to kiss Baraka tonight.

The boy I want to kiss is...

..myself.

Bye, babe.

While some couples
were loving life...

You're really sexy.

I like how I feel with him.

..it was an awkward start
for Jack D and Baraka...

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

..who decided to call it quits.

Maybe getting
the vibe more friendly.

Well, thank you
for breaking up with me.

And while Jack D
explored other options...

"Are you still open to getting
to know boys outside of your match?"

Yeah.

He obviously fancies Hugh.

Hi. Hi.

..the arrival of birthday boy Alex
put everyone's head in a spin.

Everyone's paired up now, so I've
got to get in between someone now,

haven't I? Trouble in paradise!

I feel a bit insecure.

Of him just being
the most convenient option.

I can't stop smiling.
He's a bit of me.

I could see Justin's energy
had changed.

I'm not going to be a second option
for anyone.

It's done.

Welcome to I Kissed A Boy.

# Hold tight
You're slowly coming back to life

# I'll be keeping your head up
I'll be keeping you... #

I think a few of the boys seem
a little bit rattled by my entry,

to be honest.

I mean, a couple seem quite like...

Yeah, they are, but you can still,
like, if you want...

# Hold tight

# You're slowly coming back
to life... #

I've tried. There's only...
There's only so much you can do

with a brick wall.
Like, enough is enough.

You can't compare Adam and Alex yet,

because I don't know Alex
nearly as well as I know Adam.

But I do feel a bit more giddy

than I did with Adam.

And that's not meant to be mean.

That's just kind of how I feel.

# To ease your mind... #

WHISPERS: Guys, I just think the
rose-tinted glasses have shattered

a little bit for me. But I get it,
because you really like him

and it's scary.

The connections that people are in
and the matches that people are in

is actually getting quite deep now.

So a new boy coming in

who's openly said he's not bothered
about how he's going to act,

people are scrambling
and people are getting stressed out.

Oh, you guys,
I'm going to walk out.

I'm actually going to have
my head held high.

You don't look like
you've been crying at all.

No? I'm OK? Good. Yeah.

Well, this birthday party
has seen better days!

A bit like that cake.

But for Jack D, the night
is still young.

Um, I definitely fancy Hugh.

Serious? Yeah.

I want to talk to Hugh.

Hey. Hello.

Because I think I want to tell him
that I fancy him.

Ooh.

# How does it feel... #

I was a bit wound up
because I thought, like,

Hugh and Jack D were getting
to know each other,

which is fine,

but nobody told me that.

It's like I know he's into Jack D.

I just think there's
a whole lack of communication there.

So it's giving me the ick.

Just tell me.

Sometimes I just get
this gut feeling that,

like, I'm just being made a bit
of a mug of.

I just think, like,
your personality's great. Thanks.

But, like, I'm not
a natural flirt, so,

like, maybe you just
thought we, like, came...

..I came across as, like, friendly,

but that's how I kind of like
always come across to boys.

I know. I just feel like the more
that we've spoken, the more...

..we have quite a lot in common.
And like...

Yeah. Yeah. Like, am I, like,
shooting in the dark here?

Um, I feel like my head's
a bit scrambled after tonight.

Yeah.

Obviously, it's nice
that you fancy me,

but, like, I feel like
it's just shock for me.

Of course.

Well, you might want to tell Jack S
that - cos he's in a right strop!

So what's the issue, then? Because
he's not actually done anything yet.

It gives me the ick.
So I'm icked out.

My willy is shrivelled up.

I don't want you neither,
to be honest.

I'd rather...I'd rather honestly
put my willy in a boiling kettle.

THEY LAUGH

Not too much!

Not too much.

Hmm. I wouldn't recommend
trying THAT at home.

If I'd had a conversation with
the boy on text for three days

and I got the ick, I'd block him.

I can't block him in here.
He's in the bed next to me.

Hi. Hi.

With three couples on shaky ground,

tonight's birthday party

delivered much more than
fizz and fondant fancies.

From the minute
the new boy came in,

I had just... I was...
I could feel myself getting,

like, deeper and deeper and
deeper down the rabbit hole.

I just felt really confused.

I felt a type of way,
cos I obviously like you.

It really shocked me because
I felt as though I hadn't

given him any reason
to feel that way.

At the end of the day, as long
as you feel like

this is you want to explore...
Definitely.

..and I definitely do as well.
And that's all that matters.

Pfft!

Rreow.

I feel like I'm a home-wrecker
a little bit

by trying to get in between
these people,

but these houses are made of straw.
These are little piggies,

I'm the Big Bad Wolf. Pff!

Blow down these houses!

"Here, little piggies!"

It's the morning after
the night before,

and after new boy Alex's
surprise party,

some boys are shaking off
more than just the beer fear.

Morning.

I woke up just being like,
"What the hell was yesterday?"

I don't know what was going on.

It was giving lover boy.
It was giving a little bit insecure.

Jas has absolutely nothing
to worry about.

Every single day in this Masseria,

I consciously choose Jas,
because he's amazing,

he's funny, he's caring

and I just want to get to know him
on an even deeper level.

A lot happened last night.

I wouldn't really say me and Hugh
are on the best of terms right now.

Bunch of gays in a Masseria
on a full moon -

oh, my Christ.

Recipe for disaster, that. Phew!

How'd you find your first night?

It was a lot.

I do think there's a flirty vibe
coming back from Alex.

Could be really wrong.
And that would be embarrassing.

Had a good birthday?
Yeah, a really good birthday. Yeah.

But me and Justin, it just feels
like I've been led on again.

He's into Alex,
and it's completely obvious.

And I'm just, like, sick of it.
Like, I'm done.

Got some conversations to be
had today, though, I think.

A few people I need to pull aside.

Rrr.

He wasn't really giving much away.

I think he's wanting to keep
his options open.

You'll all find out.

Alex is really hot.
He's been a bit secretive,

but I'm quite good at getting
what I want out of boys -

in terms of the truth!

Yeah. I need to shoot my shot.

I can't wait to see
how this turns out.

THEY LAUGH

Me too. In this Masseria,
anything can happen.

# You might think
that you know me

# And how things
are going to be... #

And this morning, Justin's looking
for an apple

to add to the humble pie
he's making.

Ooh! Looks like Adam's bagsied
the last one.

Your energy seems very different
today, and it makes me sad.

I feel fine, though. Mm-hm.

Well, I wanted to check in about
just, like, where we're at.

Yeah. Because, obviously,
Alex coming in here,

I don't know where, like -
the sexual chemistry with us

should by now have more clarity,
because I am attracted to you.

But there is that, like,
just being completely honest,

lack of, like...

I want to, like, you know...

Like, sexual chemistry, I guess.

Adam and Justin look like
they're having a bit of a...chat.

I can see that you like Alex.
Like, it was so obvious.

I think I've just kind of, like,
switched off from you.

OK. See, this is
what you need to say.

I'm saying it. Yeah. OK, well,
I feel you've felt this

for longer than just
the last five minutes.

I just feel like sometimes
when you say things,

I think it can come across as rude.
OK.

I'm screaming.

And I know you're sassy, and
that's actually what I quite like,

but I just don't know
if that's for me.

Well, based off this,
then maybe we should...pause?

Yeah. I mean, call it quits,
really. Not pause. Yeah.

When I heard the word pause,
I was quite hostile,

because I'm quite sensitive.

And with the right person, they can
extract that sensitivity.

But with him, I just don't feel like
I need to open up to him.

My issue is
that you should have told me

that you weren't sexually attracted
to me from the get-go.

I think, through talking to someone
and getting to know them,

it can build, which is what I
thought would happen, and it hasn't.

So now I'm communicating that.
I'm not saying... Great.

..I'm king here, but I'm...

Well, see, I think you're annoyed
because I have a different opinion.

I really... I... Genuinely,
Justin, I really don't care.

That's great, isn't it?

Oh, my God,

Adam is so sick.

Uh, Justin!

You might want to cancel
that humble pie.

I think Adam's lost his appetite.

# I've changed my mind... #

Jack has assumed
that I was now pursuing Jack D

and went on a bit of a tirade.

He said he'd rather boil his dick
in a kettle of boiling water.

And I was just like,
"OK, if you're that quick to..."

Yeah. "..like, turn on me
in front of a group of people

"that I'm not even present in
without even talking to me first,

"that's a major red flag for me."

# What can I say?

# It's all too late... #

I think we should pause this.

No, sweetheart.

Yeah. No. No.

I quit.

Here's my resignation letter.

# Oh, oh, oh, over

# Guess we are over. #

How are you feeling?

Not going to lie, not amazing.

I am sorry. I shouldn't have said
the things I said.

I know I shouldn't have said
the things I said.

I know, and I do respect
the honesty

and you kind of telling me that.

I do think the lack of communication
does work both ways.

I'm sorry about that.
From my part to play. Thank you.

I mean, like, full transparency,
it's kind of...

..I don't know... No, it's icky
behaviour, babe, I get it.

It's...It's showing a side...
It's icky. Yeah. I'm not going to

say you've given me the ick,
because you haven't.

It's just like...
No, but it's not attractive.

And I can apologise.
But all I can do is prove you wrong.

I could have cut that off
if I wanted to.

I was like, "No, I'm not throwing it
away for all that."

And hearing how sorry he was,

it's like, "OK, you fucked up.

"And you know it." Cool.

NARRATOR: Ooh. Eloquently put.

Come here, darling.

NARRATOR: And I know another boy
who's good with words.

The Mass's very own world
champion cheerleader Aron.

And this morning he's bringing
BPPE - big pompom energy.

Woo! Boys, get up!

Let's do some cheerleading!

Everybody pick a pompom. Let's go!

We needed something to get
the blood pumping,

so I thought I'd just lead
a bit of cheerleading.

I love cheerleading,

and I actually won
the World Championships last year.

Woo! Go, boys!

Love it! Give me lots of cheers.

Show me G. And show me A.

And show me Y you're gay!

Love it, guys. You guys have got it.
You've got it.

Believe in yourself. OK?
Can you guys do it?

ALL: Yeah! Can you guys do it?
ALL: Yeah! Yeah!

Some were good,
and the majority were crunchy.

Energy, energy, energy! Up!

Aron is a great instructor.

I don't think I've exercised
that much in a few years.

ALL: We're here! We're queer!
We take it up the rear!

I was very much a mediocre
participant, and I'm like,

"Wow, OK. I need to pick up some
skills because I'm lacking."

Aw, it's the taking part
that counts, Justin.

But when it comes to putting
in the effort,

I'd give you a ten out of ten.

Alex is obviously fit.
I kind of was like,

"Just do what you got to do,
and then at least you tried."

I can't lie, when you came in,
I thought,

"Here we go."
What, like, physically?

No. When you're... Well, yeah.
It's like, don't worry, you're hot.

But when you were...when you were
chatting, I was kind of like,

"It's the right amount." Oh, OK.
I can't lie,

I couldn't stop looking
at you last night.

I don't know if you clocked it.
Yeah. Yeah.

Like, I want to mmph!
No, I'm kidding.

The chat was good, but also the view
was like quite nice as well.

Like, I would go back for seconds,
thirds and fourths.

Fifths.

CHUCKLES

I guess, so, where's your head at
for today?

Who else are you thinking?

I'm not going to give away much of
what I'm thinking at this stage.

I was going to speak to, um,
Baraka,

but I think I'm getting
more friendship energy there.

WHISPERS: Yeah, I've got the control
right now.

So, I'm going to control it.

Be careful, because in
the game of love,

just like in chess, one wrong move
and you'll lose your queen.

ALL: Oh!

Speaking of queens,

matchmaker Dannii is making moves of
her own and has sent Emanuele

to the Masseria with news.

Hello! ALL: Hello.
How are you? We're good.

Oh, good. Better now.

Benvenuto, Alex. I have a note
for you from Dannii.

Oh. So, enjoy,
and I will see you guys soon.

Have a lovely day.
ALL: Ciao. Ciao.

Bye. Love you.

"Ciao, Alex. I hope you've had
a fun birthday and the boys

"have made you feel welcome.

"The celebrations continue
as now you have the chance

"to invite one boy to join you
on a date.

"This one is a little classy.
Enjoy, Dannii."

It'll be you. Do you think?

Um...

Baraka? Do you want to come
for a little date?

Yeah. Yeah. I'd love to.

Aw. Cute.

That's a bit awkward.

I thought it was going to be Justin
because Justin's been

up his bloody backside
since he walked in.

I wonder what this classy is.

I know. I need
to get my classy fit out.

I was going to choose Justin,

but I think I don't
want to play my cards too soon.

I don't want to make it too obvious
that I'm really interested in him.

I am sort of someone
that's a bit of a tease sometimes.

Do you reckon they'll vibe?

# I'm a dreamer

# Oh! Oh! Oh!

# Am I a dreamer? #

I am very happy that I've been
picked for this date.

I want to gain a bit more clarity
as to how he's feeling.

Obviously, I want to make sure that,
if there are other connections

he has which are stronger,
then just let me know,

cos then I can move on.

After you, handsome. Thank you.

Oh! A romantic setting for two...

Oh, this looks so cute.

..for the most perfect of pairings -

wine and cheese.

What do we think the bucket is for?

It's a wine tasting. Oh!

Well, I don't normally have to spit,
to be honest.

I'm quite the guzzler.

CHUCKLES

Not the guzzler! Not the guzzler!
THEY LAUGH

Anyway! Anyway! Moving on!

I feel like I just can't help myself
with this...with the dirty jokes,

but I definitely thought
Alex loved it,

so no complaints from him.

So tell me a bit more about
back home for you.

The island? Yes. I'm so, like,
proud of where I've come from.

Wow. So I went to school in
Saint Kitts, but I lived on Nevis.

Obviously, the culture in the UK
is so different.

Like, when I first moved to the UK,

like, British humour...

BARAKA LAUGHS

Yeah, I bet you kind of have
to get used to that.

And Caribbeans as well,
they are so blunt.

Very, very much that in Tanzania.
Are your parents from Tanzania?

Yeah. Both my parents are from
Tanzania. Yeah. Honestly, growing

up, I think I was very lucky to be
quite strong in myself that I was

like, "You know what? I don't care
what anyone thinks."

I think when I was ready to
come out... Mm. ..I was, like,

I've spent enough time being nervous
about it.

I don't know if it's the same
for you. Mm-hm.

When I was younger it was hard
with the laws being, you know,

being illegal to be gay in Nevis,

in the Caribbean. I was in
the closet, but I also wasn't

because I didn't even know
the word gay existed.

When I moved to the UK and I saw all
the gay people, I was like,

"Oh, I know what the secret is.
I know what I'm keeping in."

It's made such an impact on
who I am as a person,

but I wouldn't trade it
for anything. Yeah, no.

But they have changed the law since.

And now to see the country
that I'm from progress so much,

it's such, like, an amazing feeling.

How were your parents
when you came out?

My mum was only sad because of
the fact that she didn't know.

Like, me and her are really, really
close. We are literally like this.

Like, she gives me the best
and the worst advice.

Why, what worst advice has she given
you? One time she told me, like,

"Baraka, I think the problem
with you is you need to be more

"delusional." And I was like,
"Babe, if I was more delusional..."

More? "..I would be a concept -
like, I would just be 2D."

I think me and Alex have
really similar humour,

so it's really nice to be able
to go back and forth with the jokes.

It's very natural, but also, yeah,
very flirty.

I'm feeling, like, feeling the vibes
and feeling the heat.

You're quite confident. I think I'm
quite a forward person and, like,

I'm quite sure of myself. You're
like the shit-stirrer of the group.

And I was like... Period! "I quite
like that he's, like, putting his

"2p in and, like, causing drama."
And it was just like a very

confident thing. Yeah. I was, like,
"OK. I can get behind this."

Sometimes you have to fake it till
you make it and, honestly, you just

have to be like, "I'm that bitch,"
even though I'm very much not.

And... Oh, confidence is just
chronic delusion.

Yeah. That's all it is.
That's what...that's what I am!

That's what I got! You need more,
apparently! You need more.

Mmm. Am I feeling a little
bit of fizz between these two?

# Cos it's true, babe

# I've been saving this
for you, baby... #

I do really like you.
I like you too, a lot.

I didn't really expect...
Me, neither. ..to find this,

like, so quick. Really nice feeling.
I haven't had it in, like,

a really long time.
I know. Me, neither.

That's cute. Hee-hee-hee!
There you go.

Hee-hee-hee!
BOTH: Doo-doo-doo...

# I bloom, I bloom just for you... #

Nothing has actually changed
with me and Callum,

which is obviously a very good sign.

So, yeah, all good in the hood.

We're so annoying. I hate us.

Me and Jordan are in, like,
the best place ever.

I can genuinely see this going
somewhere really good.

OK. Not too much with your head
down there.

THEY LAUGH

# I get this sweet desire... #

Obviously super handsome, and I hope

that we can kind of get to
have a few more chats later.

Oh, definitely. Definitely.

Do you want to have a kiss? Ooh.

Or do you want to go
maybe have a chat later?

Maybe we'll save that
for a bit later.

OK, well, I'll be looking
forward to that. Keen boy.

Appreciate the honesty, though. I'm
always a teeny bit keen, you know?

A little bit cheeky.
Gotta shoot your shot.

# Is something taking over
my heart? #

I mean, I did want to kiss him,
but he didn't want to kiss me back,

so it was giving stood up.

Thanks, Dannii.

Thank you, Dannii.
Much appreciated.

I'm just not someone who goes in
for that so quickly, straight away.

Especially when, like, there's
so many people to explore in here.

I feel like when people
do get kissed by me,

it's something special.

# All I see is
All my senses come alive

# Let the music take me
All I see is you... #

ALL: Hey!
Hello.

How was your date?

We had a little wine tasting.
Oh, my God. Stop.

Oh, my God, no way.
Oh, I'm so jealous.

Not quite sure where my head is at,
to be honest.

I feel like it is more friendship
vibes now that I've done that date.

I don't want to say that to him
and then put him off

and me not be 100% sure.

Where's your head at, babes?

My head's all over the place,
to be honest.

Stunning. Yeah.

Do you want to have a little chat
about where you're at?

Yeah. Yeah? Let's chinwag.

# I know you don't want
to be alone... #

I'm really fond of Alex.
Um, but I really see him as a mate.

And I think, in a weird way,

I really think that he's in a really
difficult position coming at this

point in the Masseria, and part of
me is a bit protective over him.

# I know you don't want
to be alone... #

What's going on? Are you OK?
Yeah, I'm fine, I just like...

Where's that come from?
I have no fucking idea.

It just seemed a bit odd.
But I want to talk to Alex.

Ruben, sit down. You've got a man.
Like, what?

Can it not be shared in front of
the group?

Yeah, yeah.
That's what I didn't like.

If I was going to talk to you,
I'd let everyone know why.

We were all talking together,
and then it's, like,

OK, so it's clearly something
that he doesn't want to share

with everyone else.
Um, and not in front of me, either.

So it just feels
a bit...a bit sneaky.

How is the bed?
This is Lars's. Oh, all right.

Hi, Manchester sister.
I love him so much.

He's so great. Can I say how much
I love you guys together as well.

I'm getting a drink.

THEY LAUGH

Lars! Lars is spiralling.

It's tricky cos I found in here
that there's, like,

not really anybody that I've been,
like, immediately, like,

sexually attracted to, like,
straight away.

Yeah. But it's kind of...
It's not a bad thing.

Me and Lars were slow burners...
Yeah. ..and now we're at this point

where it's...
That's exactly what I was thinking.

Like, it's not a bad thing because,

like, that's kind of what
I've gotten

in the past, like, who I'm sexually
attracted to, and it's not worked.

Mm. Yeah.

Babe, honestly, you're good.
Don't worry.

I don't want to act like this
crazy, like, jealous, possessive...

It's not crazy. It's not crazy.
It's caring.

I like to think I can trust Ruben

because I do, but I don't trust
Alex. Like, I don't fucking...

Don't put that on Ruben.
I know.

Come here, you silly sausage.

I love you loads. Mwah! Mwah!

# I want my heart back
I don't wanna cry... #

As the boys get ready
for another night in the Masseria...

Hey.

..it's hopefully onwards
and upwards for Jack D.

Definitely all done with Hugh.
He sees it more as,

like, platonic. And that is OK.

I'm a big boy. I can handle myself.

I'm just going to enjoy
myself right now.

No time like the present,
because Jack S has a plan.

Maybe we could put on a show.
What are you thinking?

A talent show. I'm here for it.
Are you down? I'm here for it.

Do you know what? Like, it'll just
be so much fun and it'll be such

a laugh, and there's no better
medicine than laughter, is there?

# Boom, boom, boom, boom... #

You're right, Jack, and these boys

definitely aren't shy of showing off
in the Masseria.

But talent? We'll see!

# I want to go boom, boom... #

I'm Bags. And I'm Hags.

And I'm Shags.

Oh, my God.

God, they're dumb, but I love them.

Sparks will fly.

4th of July.

You can't deny.

ALL: # Sparks will fly! #

Ch-ch-ch!
THEY BLOW RASPBERRIES

Bags, Hags and Shags.
They were just so in sync.

That's quite impressive.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Aron!

Jesus Christ!

ALL: Oh!

It's actually so impressive.

Oh, my God.

Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!

Oh. He's doing a runner.

Thank you very much.

Queen of flips.
Absolutely queen of flips.

There we go.

# Groove is in the heart

# Groove is in the heart... #

Round of applause.

All right, sweetheart,
I would love you to pick a card.

Right. I'm going to pick.
You want that one?

Show everyone.

I look around the room,
and some people, I see talent,

and some people I see...

Oh, this is pressure.
This is pressure, Lars.

..nothing.

HE LAUGHS

Go, go, go. Go, go. Go.

I hope it's the right card.

THEY CHEER

Tick, tick, tick. No notes.
I want to see it again.

He was so good, wasn't he?
Like, honestly, he was so good.

# I'm the new Nicki,
I'm the Times New Roman

# Zendaya got a showman

# I'm a wrestler,
Hulk got the Hogan

# He invade the girls,
the ho's got the Trojans... #

I don't think the boys are ready
for mine.

Let's get this roast a'cookin'!

I'm going to be doing a read-off.
But if they come for me,

they better come prepared,
cos I've got a quick mouth.

Aron, you might have cheetah pants,
but you snore like a rhino.

Oh! Just the cheek and nerve
of that guy.

Justin, I love
that your favourite word is smash,

seeing as Alex gave you the pass.

ALL: Oh!

Can someone tap in?
I'm too overwhelmed.

I feel like Baraka's
was actually really good.

I loved the fact he just,
like, thought,

"Fuck it, I'm going to come
for all of these boys."

Jack, I loved your rap.

Iggy Azalea just called me - she
wants her fake Atlanta accent back.

Serena Williams just called me -
she wants her skirt back.

Not too much.

Boom!

Baraka, I lived. I lived.
That was so funny.

JACK S: I'm not going to lie.
It was so much

better than I thought it was
going to be.

Yeah!

The talent show just brought
everyone together.

We'd had so many
deep conversations.

Couples felt like they were sort of
drifting apart

and, like, we knew each other.

But ultimately, we're here
for our big gay summer.

So we needed an opportunity
to know each other in a silly way.

Yeah. It was...it was great.
Loved it.

# Always on my mind... #

The show might be over,
but Lars is still concerned

that Ruben is entertaining Alex
in a different sense.

# I was scared sometimes... #

I used to be
an extremely jealous person.

A lot of the reasons why my previous
relationship ended was because of

jealousy and insecurity, and I feel
like I'm not going to make that same

mistake again with someone.

With Alex coming in, I think it's
kind of got to my head a little bit.

Yeah. I think he's a really cool
guy... Yeah. I agree, yeah.

..and I, like, immediately coming
into here, I was like, "This is

"someone I could be really,
really good friends with."

And I really mean it as just that.

Yeah. Something made me feel
a bit icky.

Like, I wanted to let you know why.
Yeah.

Like... I'm sorry about that.
You don't need to apologise.

Like, at all. I just didn't want

to kind of create situations
that weren't true. Yeah.

And, like, I'd rather just
talk to you about it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah?

Now is definitely not the time

to derail my relationship
with Ruben.

I feel like things
are going really good.

There's a lot
of sexual chemistry there,

which is very important to me.

# If you're falling and you're
standing next to me... #

I'm excited to see, to kind of see
how things play out. Yeah.

# If you're falling... #

Psst!

They're so close.

I slipped. Sorry.

THEY LAUGH

Love you all!

Ooh. Goodnight, gays!

ALL: Goodnight.

KISSING SOUNDS

# Keep holding on to me... #

KISSING SOUNDS

Morning, boys. Morning.

Good morning, Masseria.

You two were a-smoochy-smooching
last night.

AAH!

So were yous.

I feel like I'm surrounded by it
all the time.

It's like surround sound
being in here.

It just sounds like bloody,
like, just everyone's dead parched.

Or someone's, like,
making mac and cheese.

Yeah! Yeah!

MAKES SQUELCHING SOUNDS

Literally.
Ew!

NARRATOR: Oof! Mac and cheese.

The ultimate love story.

And after a classy date with Alex,

Baraka is still holding out hope
for his own heavenly match.

I'm feeling really, really good.
Very positive.

Obviously, I did get pied
on the kiss, but Alex did say

he's a bit of a slow burner

and he prefers to get
to know people.

Do you want to do a workout
together today?

Yeah, definitely.

I don't feel the need to necessarily
jump in and compete.

Hopefully, we'll just
naturally gravitate

towards each other as time goes on.

Get some weights and just...

And just look really hot.
Just tone it up. Yeah.

I think I'm a better match for Alex.

It's one of those scary things which
is also so fun about dating.

Like, you don't know how
someone feels.

# I've got the key
I've got the secret... #

THEY LAUGH

# I've got the key
I've got the secret... #

You look good on your knees.

# I've got the key... #

I actually like Alex.
I think he's a really nice guy.

I've actually really enjoyed
getting to know him.

Bit of a diva...

..but I quite like a diva.

How are you doing with things?
Yeah, good.

You feel settled now? Um.

Yeah, I'm settling quite quickly.

Yeah, I mean, I'd be happy to keep
getting to know you, obviously.

Oh, really? Yes. I guess
I could fit it in today.

Um, I definitely, like,
feel attracted to you.

Yeah, same. Yeah.

Um, like, not...not in a friend way.

THEY CHUCKLE

Um... In a more romantic way.

In a really gay way.

He's been very forward.

I take my time with things.

I feel like maybe he doesn't.

Like, PDA's not really me.

So, I don't want to, like,

set up an expectation
that we're going to be,

like, all over each other
in two days' time

because it's just not who I am.

You're just a bit of a dickhead.

Yeah. Which I kind of like.

I can be nice.
You're just a bit of a twat.

But I'm a twat as well. So it works.
OK.

Cos, like,
maybe it's Australian humour.

Cos I feel like Australians
are quite savage.

Yeah, and we're hot. Yeah.

THEY CHUCKLE

"Yeah. We're hot."

OK, so I'm not quite
in the friendzone yet?

No. Not yet.

I'm spiralling down a rabbit hole!

Like, I'm actually like
a teenage girl going psycho in here.

Are you falling for me already?

I honestly think Alex is going
to get the ick.

I'm being a dickhead now -
but he will.

I just don't see them
working out together.

Adam, babe,

they are literally working out
right in front of you.

It's fine. They'll eat this up.

Touch our caps.

Touch beaks.
You have got nice eyes.

Thank you so much.

I'm pretty sure he's interested
in me.

Like, he gets - like,
he basically wants to smash.

Not his words, but, like, I felt
a bit - like I felt a bit, like,

inappropriate, like, doing that,
like, so publicly.

Don't sweat it, Justin.

There's nothing wrong with a little
light cardio in the morning.

And for some couples, it's becoming
part of their daily routine.

I'm really, really enjoying
the connection that we're building,

and I want to make sure that
I'm making it really visible

that he is my priority.

And with the whole bed thing, like,
it's - I would like to, but...

Would you want to? It's up to you.

I think we should do it.
You want to? I want to. OK.

I can't stop smiling.
I'm very happy.

It's exciting.

I've not felt like this
in ages, so it's a little bit scary.

Wow. Doesn't feel much different.

THEY LAUGH

# Never too much, boy

# Maybe I'm just stuck, stuck
to you, to you... #

THEY LAUGH

# Seems like I'm still stuck, stuck
to you, to you. #

What's going on with Justin?
He's into you... Yeah.

..by the way. Yeah, he said. Yeah.

Like he's, yeah, he's definitely
into you.

I'm getting along well with
Justin, to be honest with you. OK.

There could be something there?

Yeah, there's something there,
for sure. Oh, I love that.

We're getting along really well.
Yeah, I think he's probably

the person that's probably
standing out to me most right now.

I felt I had a really good chat.

I spent the whole morning with Alex,
and I feel like...

We know you, babe. Yeah.

But, like, you're smothering
the poor boy. Oh, OK.

OK. It's not a bad thing.
I'm just saying...

I think whatever works for you.

I don't think you're saying it
in a nice way.

Jesus bloomin' heck!

He's not given Alex any space
to breathe today.

Leave the poor boy alone.

Space is attractive, Justin, love.

Hi, Justin. Hi, I'm covered in
sunscreen.

How are you? I'm a little
bit annoyed, but...

Why are you annoyed?
Why are you annoyed?

No, I went to talk to Jack first.

He just made an annoying
comment. He's like...

You wouldn't leave him alone,
you're all over him.

You're smothering him, babe.

And I was like, "What?"
He's like, "Too much."

He's pissed off.

Who is?

Justin. Justin.

Because I told him it looked like
he was smothering you all morning.

You're a little shit-stirrer.

What shit-stirrer?
I just was honest.

I think Alex is quite fit.

I'm starting to fancy him,

which is bad, because every
fucker fancies him in here.

Fucking what, you bitch?

Why do I fancy him?!

I think I could get you wet so fast.

You could get me wet easily.

I actually would. I know you would.
Go for it, girl.

With Adam, Baraka
and Justin all into Alex,

he really is the talk of
the Masseria.

Oh, God.

So what a fabulous coincidence
that the mother of matchmaking

is right on cue for another
chemistry test.

And it doesn't get more intimate
than this.

I mean, I see the booth,
I see the lips.

This could get really messy.

Put your lip moisturiser on.

Pucker up, boys!

# Voulez-vous... #

Ciao, boys!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

She's so iconic.
She looks like cupid.

You look incredible!

She looks drop-dead beautiful.

# You know what to do

# La question c'est voulez-vous... #

Welcome, Alex. Thank you
so very much.

Hope the boys are looking after you.
Very, very kindly.

Boys, welcome to today's
chemistry test.

The kissing booth.

# Feels like some kind of rush... #

Mwah.

THEY LAUGH

I'm here for it.
I need a bit of spice.

I need to spice it up.

You have the opportunity

to invite another boy

outside your match into the booth
for a kiss.

Oh, my God!

And to make things
even more private,

none of you will know
who's kissing who.

Because you'll all be wearing
blindfolds. Oh!

Ha-ha-ha.

That's right.

When I tap you on the arm,

you can remove your blindfold,

and invite a boy of your choice
into the booth.

This is so messy.

OK, boys. Blindfolds on.

I'm kind of nervous, to be honest.

We've only got each other's word
to go off.

I'm going to select
the first boy...now.

You can just hear her heels.

So it was just like,
oh, God, what's she doing?

The first one in.
I was like, "Oh, wow, OK, already?"

OK, lucky boy, you can take off
your blindfold

and choose somebody to go
into the kissing booth.

WHISPERS: Super sneaky!

I basically took Justin
for a bit of reassurance,

like, I'm still interested,
I'm still thinking about you.

Don't let people bother you,
basically.

Do you want to kiss?

I need him to know that's
where my head is.

I don't need everybody else
to know that's where my head is

because, truthfully,
it's not their business.

Yeah, promise. OK.

Yeah, yeah. OK.

He was kind of like, let's keep it
between us,

and then we did like
a pinky promise,

and I was kind of like, oh, like,
"OK, cool, whatever."

But it does make me worried.

I'm like, what other secrets are you
harvesting?

Alex, I think you kind of moved. No?

I thought YOU moved.

Ooh!

Maybe you both did.

It was us, babe.

I'm not playing poker
with any of you.

OK, I'm coming.

Who am I going to pick?

She's loving this way too much.

Dannii is messy.

Messy Minogue!

LAUGHTER

I don't want to kiss anyone,

so why not just choose
my best friend and make it funny?

I'm really, really liking where me
and Lars are at at the moment,

and I don't want to kiss anyone
else, so time to queen out.

WHISPERS: Obviously, it's me.

# Greedy!

# You know that I'm greedy for love

# You know that I'm greedy
for love

# Greedy... #

Although I did hit it off
with Alex, I am not a chaser.

So I'm wanting to kind of explore
other options.

I can play this safe
and choose Jas or Aron.

But I'm like, no, actually,
I want a snog today.

I was really not expecting Jack D.

That did not even come
anywhere near into orbit.

All I'm going to say is
Alex is a busy boy!

I've got nothing to say.

Your secrets are safe. You don't
have to say anything about it.

Mm, you do.

I know who I'm going to choose,
to be honest.

Yeah, I do want to kiss Alex.

I've just had a really good time
with him,

like, in terms of humour,
over the past 24 hours.

Shocked!

It's a pretty good kiss,
to be honest.

And I'm into it.

# And I can't believe it feels
so good... #

WHISPERS: I didn't expect that!
Really? Yeah. I'm not mad at it.

INDISTINCT

Good.

# I can do impossible things... #

That was a door that I wasn't
aware was there.

This is getting very interesting.

I'm not going to lie. After
the kiss, I was, like, "Oh, like,

"maybe this is something
I should explore."

OK, boys, the kissing booth
is now closed

and you can take off your masks.

Ah!

Remember, what happens
in the booth...

ALL: Stays in the booth.

Or does it?

Time will tell, right?
Oh, absolutely.

I think people are going to kiss

and tell because we're
all pretty honest with each other.

I think the only reason someone

wouldn't kiss and tell
is if, I don't know,

someone's embarrassed to kiss them,
or vice versa.

Back to the Masseria. Thank you.
Love and...kisses.

Ciao. Thank you.
Bye!

# I don't want you ever
to forget about us

# I know we were never perfect,
but I think about the life... #

I've just met Dannii, and she's just
spun my world upside down,

so, thanks, Dannii,
you've just ruined my game.

# I don't want you ever to forget

# Forget about us... #

Does anyone not want to share?
I'm not sharing who I chose.

Whoever kissed me can decide
to choose theirs. OK.

You keep your cards
so close to your chest.

Yeah. I respect it, though.

I have a feeling
that I might have confused Alex,

but now I feel like there's
some sort of tension,

which is quite exciting.
Did Alex pick you?

It wasn't me. Well, I know
who you picked.

Shall we all guess who Justin...?

Sh! WHISPERS: Alex!

I'm not confirming or denying
the kiss or kisses I had.

Oh, baby. Kisses!
Tell us who you kissed.

I mean, because the kisses,
like, there was...

The situation in there was
that they asked me not to... Oh!

..and I had to... What?

If I picked someone and they told me
to keep it secret...

I'd be bruised. ..that is a kick
in the teeth.

People have got in my head
a little bit,

but I just need to remain calm.

I understand, I think, but it's
a bit, like,

"Oh, like, you don't want people
to know that you're into me."

I want to know why he wants
to keep it a secret.

I'm so intrigued
as to who you picked.

I think it's drama.
Half of me is, like,

is it Justin, or is it, like,
someone who's

in a match that he's pulled them
and they've been, like, "No,"

and then Alex has been like,
"Oh, my God, don't say anything"?

Maybe that's what's happened.
You never know in here.

Well, Jack, what we can bank on
is when housekeeper Emanuele

arrives with a note from Dannii,

there'll always be some tea.

"Ciao, boys, I hope you enjoyed
your kisses today.

"This evening, the love continues
as I've organised

"a romantic dinner party
for all of you.

"Buon appetito, Dannii."

THEY CHEER

Yes! I'm so glad it's
a romantic dinner party.

# After all those long summer nights
without you here... #

No, not T-shirt vibes.

Hi, queen. It's giving,

like, "My mum bought me this shirt."

No, it's not, it's nice.

It's very, you know, very mature,
very classy of us.

There's a bit of love in the air,

so it would be nice to celebrate
that together.

Whoa! Whoa!

Dannii has done well tonight.
Oh, my God, this looks cute.

No, that's so cute.
It's giving date night.

It's just a shame it was 11 other
people there with me and Callum.

Cheers, guys. To our big gay summer.
Yes.

Love you all. Oh!

THEY CHUCKLE

I'm excited to hear what everyone's
thoughts on the kissing booth were,

cos it sounds like some people
might have been a bit messy.

It was kind of fun today, though.

I was a bit bricking it,
to be honest, but it was really fun.

I'm sure it was for you. You were
busy. I kissed a lot of boys.

THEY LAUGH

LAUGHS: I got kissed by a lot
of boys.

And who I kissed is my secret
to know.

Have you potentially
done something shady? No.

Why wouldn't you just share?
Cos, like I said,

I'm a naturally private person.

Just leave it be. They're all trying
to, like, work out,

"Well, you kissed this person,
you kissed this person,

"you kissed this person." And it's
just kind of pissing me off,

to be honest. I don't think you
should have to share...

Thank you. ..personally,
I'm just saying.

# I could change your life... #

So they know, I know. I think that's
the important thing -

we know where my head's at.

# Could get into a fight

# I'll say you're right

# If you kiss me goodnight... #

Justin, you're quite quiet.
Am I?

BOTH: Sitting on a secret.

I don't have secrets. Wait.

If only one person is keeping
a secret

and one person isn't telling us
who they kissed...

No, cos it's not like everyone
has to, like, pair up.

Cos I chose who I kissed, and then
they're keeping it a secret.

Because the other person requested
it? Cos I asked for it.

There's only one person
around this table

who'd do what you say,
and it's Justin!

THEY LAUGH

I think we've figured it out.

I'm so angry. I feel like I'm
the joke of this table right now,

and you're proper mugging me off
in front of everyone here.

What did you mean by that - I'm the
only one that'd listen to Alex?

Cos you fancy him. What?
So, respecting,

like, I'm not saying that was me,
but I'm saying that, in general,

what do you mean?

If he asked anyone else,
we're all yappers.

We'd all have said.
In general... We'd all have said.

No, there's a lot of people here
that are very respectful.

No, it's not that
it's disrespectful.

Also, like, if you...
It sounded like a jab,

to be honest. No.
So if I had said to you, like,

"Oh, I don't
feel comfortable telling everybody,

"would you mind keep it
between us?" -

you'd still tell everybody? No.
So you wouldn't do it either.

But maybe it was a joke.

JUSTIN LAUGHS

Oh, fucking hell!

Cut the bullshit, you piss me off.

I'm probably going to throw
something at someone in a minute.

I was, like, "Why are you being
a dick?"

NARRATOR: Next time
on I Kissed a Boy...

Room for one more?

I just kind of want
to keep it between us.

It made me feel
a little bit unwanted.

I was like, "You're smothering him."
Like, I said it jokingly.

Don't put words in my mouth.

There was a lot of tension.
I didn't expect to fancy Alex.

Definitely see how you feel.
Yeah, I will.

I think I do fancy you. Oh!

I didn't even know
that door was open.

Adam said he had
an attraction towards me.

Like, I actually feel sick.
No, that's not OK.

So now I'm left here in limbo
without the answers I need.

# Hold on to me under neon lights

# Take me by the hand into the night

# Yeah, we could be the one

# We could be the one

# And give in, let go,
let the music start

# Have a little faith,
need to open up

# And we could be the one

# Yeah, we could be the one

# Neon lights, and we are kissing

# Neon lights, and we are kissing

# Neon lights, and we are kissing. #