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# You spin me right round...# Previously on I Kissed A Boy...

Boys! ...Dannii delivered not one,

but three new boys.

Woo! Goddamn!

Everyone just kisses in here. Should we?

And they definitely got the memo...

Can I kiss you? You can kiss me.

..that things in the Masseria move fast.

I had butterflies!

I want to check in with you.

Some even found time to make more than one connection.

You do want to get to know Ruben, and you're doing it in front of me.

I'm so sick and tired of being the second option.

You're a very handsome boy.

Girl, you know you're hot.

# Watch out, here I come You spin me...

Me and Rocco just had a couple of kisses.

I'm so pissed off.

I am happy that he wants to get to know me

but I have seen an amber warning.

But stepping into the Kiss-Off, tough decisions had to be made.

It's time to decide where you stand.

# Watch out, here I come! #

Welcome to I Kissed A Boy.

# You can't break my love It's yours... #

Since the last Kiss-Off, everything has changed.

At the moment, it's like, be true to yourself.

But then, also, it's like get to know Baraka,

and still get yourself out of the comfort zone.

# It's there to stay We will find our way...#

There's so much uncertainty tonight

that I honestly don't know which way it's going to go.

The party games are over, boys. It's time to decide where you stand.

# You can't break my love. #

Our new boys - Baraka, Hugh and Justin - will be joining us later.

And their decisions could change everything.

Anyone left unkissed will be leaving the Masseria.

First off, Aron and Jas.

I'm going to ask you to stand back-to-back and take a moment.

# I'm focused in on the moment

# All the lights are diamonds in the sky. #

The thing I really enjoy about Jas is the fact that

he's kind, he's loving,

and that's something that I just am really attracted to.

If you want to stay with your boy, then turn and kiss him.

But if you're saving your kiss for a different boy, then, don't turn.

Reveal your decision...

He's never given me a reason not to trust him

so I'm going to look forward to another 10/10 kiss with a 10/10 guy.

..now.

# Found what I was looking for. #

So, tell me, still loved-up?

Ah, every single day in this Masseria, I feel like...

I just fall, I just fall for you more and more.

I'm just really, really happy that every single day

I get to, like, wake up next to him.

You guys are...

CLICKS HER TONGUE

..you're locked in! Off you go!

Next up, Ruben and Adam.

# There was something so bitter and cold in my eyes then. #

He's a lovely man.

Well, he's a lovely boy. I just need a man.

I don't think that he plans to turn for me. It would be a gag if he did.

Reveal your decision...now.

# Oh, I miss me Oh, I miss me too... #

This is not good!

But you're finding your own way.

OK, Adam,

who are you saving your kiss for?

I'm saving my kiss for Justin.

Ah. New boy. New boy.

Well, he is also interested in Ruben...

Oh. ..so we're currently in a love triangle!

HE LAUGHS

Ruben, you are saving your kiss for?

I'm saving my kiss for Lars.

For Lars! Yeah.

OK. For now, step back to the line.

Jack D and Lars, you're up next.

I feel like me and Jack are definitely on the same page

but things can surprise you in here.

Reveal your decision...

..now.

No!

Turn around, face me.

We gave it a go and it's just kind of...

We're not pushing past things.

Jack D, I'm going to ask you to stand back to the line

because we'll hear from you later.

So, Lars, is the boy you want to kiss standing behind you?

He is, yeah.

Turn and face the boys.

# Touch me, touch me, touch me...

Reveal the name of the boy you want to kiss.

Ruben!

# Don't touch me Boy, I want you

CHEERING

# Not allowed to

# You have someone that loves you... #

You guys didn't even wait for me to say "now"!

Oh, sorry. Sorry!

What was the first thing for you that you thought,

OK, right, I'm going to give this a go?

I kept of catching his eyes across the room

and they are the most striking eyes I've literally ever seen.

With Ruben, I feel like I've never met anyone like him before

and I feel like...

there's, like, a level of ease I can be around him.

Feeling really good about Lars. I don't feel scared to let him in.

Time to get on the love seat.

Thank you, Dannii. Thank you, Dannii. Thank you!

Hello, boys!

Ooh.

Next up, Callum and Jack S.

# I'll never do the same again for love... #

Me and Jack are technically a match.

We are friends. I love him. But it's definitely a friendship vibe there.

Boys, reveal your decision...

..now.

# Now, I'll never do the same again for love... #

Nope!

Children, what is going on?

We get on so much better as friends. Yeah, we do.

Right, Jack S... Yeah. ..who are you saving your kiss for?

I am saving my kiss for Hugh.

Ah, for Hugh! Mm-hm.

We will find out if Hugh wants to kiss you back later. Yeah. OK.

Callum, who are you saving your kiss for?

I'm saving my kiss for Jordan.

Ah! Callum and Jack S, please step back. Thank you.

# The same again for love. #

Jordon R, Jordan B, you're up.

# Leave him behind and know that you're better off

# Before you hit an all-time low-oh

Reveal your decisions...

..now.

# He's no Romeo He's never gonna be enough... ;

Another one! What's gone wrong?

In terms of a relationship sense, I just think it's not there for us.

It was an N-O.

It was an N-O, baby. N-O, baby!

It was an N-O spells no!

All right, Jordon R, step back to the line,

we're going to hear from you later. See you, girl!

# Cos he's no Romeo. #

Jordan B... Yes.

..we've heard that Callum has saved his kiss for you.

But the big question is, who are you saving your kiss for?

If Jordan hasn't saved his kiss for me...

..yeah, I'm not going to be happy about it.

Reveal the name of the boy you want to kiss...

THUNDER CLAPS

..now.

THUNDER CLAPS

Callum.

# When in love... #

Yes! Yes!

That is a passionate kiss.

That is going on!

DANNII LAUGHS

You're making the sky thunder and lightning, I mean...

Yes, we needed this.

How's it going?

It's going really good. Yeah?

It was all in the eyes. It was very flirty. Yeah.

I mean, the flirting and stuff is great, and that's how it started

but I think we've been, like, having deeper conversations

and, yeah, I'm enjoying it.

Single beds...double bed!

Callum and Jordan...cuddle.

It's time to go sit on the love seat.

I'm watching you two! Woo!

Now it's time to hear from our three new boys.

First up, it's Hugh.

# I got all the love that I knew

# I got all the love that I needed

# I got all the love that I needed... #

Hugh, welcome to your first Kiss-Off.

Hi, Dannii.

How was it joining that crazy party in the Masseria?

Crazy is definitely one way to put it.

Wow. OK, Hugh.

Turn around and face the boys.

Hugh is a really, really sweet boy.

And I'm not used to sweet boys, I'm used to bad boys.

It's just like uncharted waters for me.

# Darling, breathe the life into my bones... #

Hugh, reveal the name of the boy you want to kiss...

# With you in the world, I'm not alone... #

..now.

Jack S.

CHEERING

# I got all the love that I needed

# I got all the love that I needed now... #

Oh, passion!

Get it, boy!

# Even when I couldn't believe it. #

Yes, you have settled in, Hugh!

What made you go for Princess Diana?

The rip in the tights definitely got me excited.

No, but Jack's personality is absolutely amazing and really funny,

which is something I really look for.

It just feels nice. It just feels like we're really getting on.

Tee!

Get yourself over there on the love seat.

WHOOPING

Bye!

Next up, it is Justin.

WHOOPING, APPLAUSE

G'day! G'day. Nice to be here.

How are you finding the Masseria?

You've got a good smile on your face. Oh, thank you. You do too.

Is there someone keeping you interested?

I think so, yes. Ah, good.

Justin, is the boy you want to kiss stood behind you?

Yes.

Please turn and face the boys.

No matter what happens, I've been very authentically me

and I have done this experience how I want to do it,

so...rock and roll!

Reveal the name of the boy you want to kiss...

..now.

Adam.

WHOOPING, CHEERING

This is good. You even did a wink on your way over.

Did I? Yeah!

Have you been to Australia before?

No. No? But I might have to go! You might have to go!

For now, take a seat over there. BOTH: Thanks, Dannii.

CHEERING

Lastly, we have Baraka.

I'm definitely nervous. I don't want anyone to go home.

But I really do have to go with my gut

and understand what's actually going to be the best for me.

Hi! ALL RESPOND: Hi.

Are you nervous? Uh, a bit.

Today was a bit of an intense day. Today was intense.

A lot of talks, yeah, needed to be had

but I'm feeling like I'm sure of what I kind of want to do.

OK. Yeah.

Jack D and Jordon R have not revealed

who they are saving their kiss for.

Is the boy that you've chosen to kiss standing behind you?

Yes, he is.

Baraka, turn and face the boys and let's find out where they stand.

These are two amazing guys and they are literally

the polar opposite of each other.

At the back of my mind,

I am wondering whether I've blown my chance with either.

Jack D...

..reveal the name of the boy you want to kiss...

..now.

I'm choosing to kiss Baraka tonight.

# And I want to know what it's like... #

Right away, like, we connected.

Had a kiss on his first night.

But, I'm not going to lie, it's not been plain sailing.

Right?

Maybe just a lack of communication has definitely...

..caused me to have some apprehension.

# Oh, if you trust me, I know that we'll be fine... #

Jordon R, reveal the name of the boy you want to kiss...

..now.

I'm happy. I'm comfortable within what I'm doing

and I'm being true to myself.

The boy I want to kiss is...

..myself.

Yourself? Myself.

Throughout this experience, I've had a few kisses.

But, unfortunately, I haven't found love.

And I've also found a best friend which is sat over there.

Oh, my God. Um, so...

the Masseria cries for me tonight,

but I will still survive.

Yes, you will!

THEY ALL CHEER

Now, boys, I asked Baraka

to lock in his answer before any of this

so his decision cannot change.

Baraka, if you've chosen to kiss Jack D,

you will form a new couple in the Masseria.

It's not nice knowing that my fate staying in the Masseria

is within Baraka's hands.

If you've chosen to kiss Jordon R, you will be leaving the Masseria.

With Jack D, we have a really similar sense of humour

and he also has a real depth to him.

With Jordon, we can be really silly and chaotic with each other

and I like how free spirited he is.

Baraka, reveal the name of the boy you want to kiss...

..now.

The boy I want to kiss is...

..Jack D.

Oh!

# Your heart beats next to me... #

Are you girls in trouble?

Uh... Yes. ..maybe a small bit. Maybe a small bit!

Do you feel like you can move forward?

I hope that I can,

and, like, make sure that we can rebuild that trust

and keep communication open and honest

and I am really enjoying getting to know Jack D.

Well, I can't wait to see where this goes.

But it's time for the love seat now!

WHOOPING

I am so happy that Baraka chose me for the right reasons.

I am obviously keeping my eyes out for his actions

but I want to be able to trust him.

# Now, I don't need anybody else to feel whole... #

Jordon, for someone with such an amazing personality,

there is no other way that you can leave the Masseria, right?

I feel like it's my...moment!

We will miss you so, so much. You're very, very special.

Boys, bring it in and give him some love.

# It feels right in my body, in my soul, in my bones... #

I love you.

# Feels right when I walk myself back home

# Leave and no-one knows. #

Oh, God.

I love you all.

Jordon brought everything and more to the Masseria.

I love you... I love you so much.

Rain is pouring which is giving a Masseria weeping.

I'm in my funeral outfit. It doesn't want me to go.

But, I mean, I don't think anybody else does,

but I don't want to shag any of them, so... Ooh!

All right, boys, you've got to let him go. He's coming with me.

Bye, babes.

Cocktail time! Let's go, baby.

LAUGHTER

At least it's raining

so I don't look like I'm crying as hard as I actually am.

VOICEOVER: Never one to do subtle,

of course Jordon R would exit in a storm.

Iconic!

# Sometimes it gets lonely when I'm on my own... #

And as he drives off with Dannii, the boys take shelter in the lounge.

How are you feeling?

I'm OK. I'm sad, obviously, because I love you all so much.

But, like, we hit it off like that. Yeah, we totally get it.

Just, I think I've not got a lot of gay male relationships outside.

I've just really got, like, women.

And to have that relationship with him was so healing.

And he's just taught me a lot about myself that

I didn't really even know that I needed to be taught.

You've not lost that relationship.

You'll pick it right back up the minute you get out of here

and he'll be waiting, I'm sure. Yeah. He'll be yap-yap-yap!

He will, he will.

He better go home and get a bloody good seeing to.

And he best think of me while he is, and have the time of his life.

That's what I want him to do.

VOICEOVER: Aw, that's more like it, Jack!

# You struck me down like lightning, lightning

# You struck me down like lightning... #

With that emotional Kiss-Off firmly behind them,

Baraka and Jack D have a few ground rules to underline.

If you want to explore things with anyone else,

I'm honestly OK with that. That's totally fine.

But, like, just give me a heads-up before you go and do it,

if you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah.

And, like, I would give you the same grace as well because, like...

Yeah. ..obviously this is very, very new and, like,

I'm really happy that we're going to get the time to explore this.

I'm happy that we cleared the air. And I... I just...

..am really excited for these next couple of days... Yeah.

..and to see where things go.

We're on the same page! We are.

Today has been a lot of hashing things out

and airing out conversations,

but we've had a great connection with each other.

I want to see how that develops romantically.

VOICEOVER: Me, too! Last time it was a kiss and a handshake.

So, room for improvement on the romance, I'd say.

Yeah. So...what are you doing tonight, like, what's the plan?

What are you doing tonight...? I might be sleeping next to you...

Oh! I'm going to sleeping next to you! I think my bed might be...

So, like, it'd be quite cool.

Let's go. Mm...

Oh, my God!

BOTH BURST OUT LAUGHING

No! Oh, my God!

He kisses like a nana. He goes like this, right? He goes...

Mmm-wah!

Mmm-wah!

No, no!

That's as bad as me shaking his hand after our first kiss.

The person I'd like to kiss tonight is...my nana!

HE BURSTS OUT LAUGHING

Oh, that's so gross. That's horrible.

We have kissed when he's not done that

so I am kind of hoping that he doesn't do that all the time.

VOICEOVER: Shall we try that again, boys?

Mm...

Oh, my God! What the fuck is wrong with me?

HE GIGGLES

I don't know why...

I'm sorry! Get off of me!

Yeah, that's definitely going to keep me up tonight.

Oh!

# Work it a little Get hot just a little

# Meet me in the middle Oh, yeah

# Let go, just a little bit... #

It's so cute, you all loved-up.

Yeah. Ah, don't give me the ick.

Bleurgh! Ha! Bleurgh!

I quite like having a little bit... HE GIGGLES

# Just a little bit more. #

Just a little bit.

Hi. How are you? Good. How are you guys?

Fantastic. I have to ask what the screaming was.

I gave Jack the ick.

Oh. Oh. Already? What did you do?

I don't know why. Like, sometimes when I go in for a kiss,

I go mmm...

You revved up for a kiss? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

It's happened twice. It's not going to happen again.

Twice? Twice! Twice in here? Or twice in life?

Twice in life and twice in here.

Anyway...

# Step by step (Step by step)

# Day by day (Day by day). #

Um, also, do tell me, how are you feeling?

I feel fine, you know. Like, you've been, like, totally honest

and I completely respect that, actually.

And, honestly, that's such a turn-on.

I'm just excited to, like, actually enjoy it now.

Like, I've found someone who I think I actually like

and I'm attracted to, and he's attracted to me.

So, like, why wouldn't I be excited about exploring him

and this opportunity with him?

I am a bit of a slow burn in terms of like, affection

and just like stuff. But I think in here

you've kind of got to just use the time and the experience to, like,

make moves and be quick. Yeah.

Like, being honest, I don't fancy anyone...

..else, except for you. Yeah. So like...

Because, no, I do. You're sexy. Like, you're really sexy.

You're so funny with taking compliments.

I know, I get so awkward. Yeah, I can tell. I can't even like...yeah.

I'm trying to work Justin out,

and I think maybe he just needs a push.

Obviously, I'm really attracted to you. But based on what you've said

with where you're at with affection,

if I were to kiss you, it'd be all over you a lot.

That says to me like, we're here.

Can we just do it now, though? Of course we can, yeah.

# Oh, maybe there's something in the midnight hours

# The midnight hours, you know

# Maybe there's something in the dead of night

# when I'm sleeping alone. #

But my point was... You're overthinking it. I know.

Stop overthinking! But even if I'm...

Yeah, no, you're right, I can just...tsk.

Yeah, like chill.

I think I might have got through to him.

Now it's just about me and him.

I feel a bit giddy, actually. It's quite nice.

Do you know what, though? I was the same.

Like, when I first got here, I was in my head,

like, in my head, like internalising everything.

I could have sat there for ages talking to him, to be honest.

We feel very similar about a lot of things.

I think some things were maybe a little bit different

and I think that's great.

You can learn from each other but also be different.

I guess the crux of it is I like how I feel with him

and I like just, you know, getting to know him more.

# Before I lose my mind again... #

VOICEOVER: Now the storm clouds have finally lifted from the Masseria,

it looks like a night of calm for most of our newly-matched boys.

# Before I lose my mind again

# Before I lose my mind again. #

# I want to see the sunshine after the rain

# I want to see bluebirds flying over the mountains again. #

Ah...morning. ALL: Morning.

As soon as the lights went out last night,

all I heard was like, mwah-mwah...

I will say, yeah, it's lovely to move the beds together.

I'm enjoying the cuddles, to be honest.

So, yeah, no complaints over here.

Me and Jordan pushed our beds together.

There's definitely a lot of sexual tension there.

It's tricky.

How about you two? How are you feeling?

There were definitely kisses coming from there as well.

CHUCKLING

There was, yeah, there was.

That's really, really nice, just to have chats and kisses and just...

Yeah, to end the night in a nice way.

Yeah. Aw.

It just feels really safe and secure after yesterday's Kiss-Off.

It's great. It's really, really nice

and I'm just hoping that it continues.

I love the fact that I can start the day next to you

and end the day next to you.

ALL: Aw!

Why didn't you say that?

Dannii's love vibes are flowing through the Masseria at the moment.

VOICEOVER: They most certainly are, Hugh.

And I hope Dannii has given you enough to go around

as not everyone's feeling the vibes this morning.

With Baraka, I know I said everyone deserves a second chance,

but I do have doubts, to be 100% honest.

Well, Jack, you might have woken up on the wrong side of the bed,

but it's good to have a flexible attitude in here...

or body, if you're taking Ruben's lead.

Good morning, boys. ALL: Good morning.

Welcome to Ruben's yoga. I'm Mr Yoga Man!

First step, everyone get a little bit more naked.

I don't think I can get any more naked. Yeah, no!

LAUGHTER

Head up...

Look into the sky

and bring your stomach down as far as you possibly can.

It's quite a nice view. Very interesting!

GIGGLING

Getting a little bit more flexible

is not anything that any man is going to complain about.

Ruben's got the attention of his class

and across the pool he's also got the attention of his match, Lars.

Like, I've never really been with someone, like,

that attractive before.

Like, he's unreal. You're attractive as well.

He's talking in your head. I know.

I think his feelings are genuine for you as well.

I think you're just nervous because it's like uncharted territory.

Yeah.

Legs a little bit spread.

Not too much.

THEY ALL LAUGH

Not too much!

Oh, my God!

SQUEALING, LAUGHTER

Ever wondered what a handful of poolside gays

might be talking about? Well, here's your answer.

So, do you want a random question I haven't asked you?

Are you fully gay?

Yeah. Yeah. I think I've asked everyone else but you.

No, I'm gay.

I've got a question for you, actually, top, bottom or vers?

I've only ever topped.

But I think once I get in relationship,

because I've never had a boyfriend... Never had a boyfriend?

Um, I would definitely,

perhaps allow some access to that situation.

Jas? Allow some access to that situation?

Some access. But, yeah, I think because I definitely think, like,

I should give it a go, you know?

I thought I was a side for ages.

Usually, with hook-ups, like, I would be in a side capacity.

No, but I agree. Sometimes I go home with a guy and, like,

neither of us want to receive, so we just do bits and bobs...

Um... ..which sometimes is more than fine. Yeah.

I feel like it's a new terminology, like,

it's only just come around the last year or two. Yeah.

But I love it because I feel like it takes a lot of pressure off.

Yeah. It also makes a lot of sense, like top, bottom, side.

It's like different places on a compass. Yeah.

If you know, you know.

But if you don't know, a side is when you like all the bits and bobs

but not the full shebang.

I don't really have that many close gay or queer friends.

I have never sat around a pool

with ten guys who are just sitting around talking, and it's so great.

I just kind of thought, yep, it's either extreme gay club

or you can't have that.

It's honestly a world I just wasn't exploring

and I think that is so cool.

That's exactly what we like to hear, Justin.

Never stop expanding your horizons.

# Never, ever had a boy like you... #

Did you ever go through like a girl phase?

God, no. You did, didn't you?

Not a phase but, I mean, I've slept with women.

MACHO VOICE: Oh, I've slept with women.

I've slept with, like, two. Oh, my God.

That is like you're a different person. Have you?

I think it was two women. And then a threesome with a guy and a girl

and I was like...

Did you prefer the guy?

I think, as more happen and no-one cared, I didn't care as much.

I'd never really gotten on a box and said, like, I came out.

It was more just like, hmm... And then I started going,

and then I went home with a guy one night after, at a party,

and everyone was kind of like, oh! There it is.

Now we're all kind of the opinion that, like,

people don't have to come out as straight,

so, like, why do we have to?

I'm really glad that I'm in here because it's made me realise, like,

I need to, on the outside, be open. Be open.

Because I used to put so much energy on, like,

oh, like the masculine energy needs to be there. Interesting.

And the fact that he has opened up is attractive.

I think we've created some good foundations.

Let's go. Come on. Goodbye. You can have a little kiss.

I've never met anyone like Adam. I think it just, like,

continues to strengthen that there is a connection emotionally,

like what we do want for someone we would be partners with.

The boys may be feeling solid in their couples

but have they really taken a good look

at all the connections in the Masseria?

Ooh!

To help them do just that,

Dannii's serving up a delicious chemistry test.

THEY ALL GASP

Lovely fruit. There's things on there.

Who's feeling fruity, boys?

# I've been saving all my summers for you. #

I'm thinking, is this going to be like a game show,

jumping from fruit to fruit? I do enough of that in my free time.

Don't need to do that at a game show!

# You're everything I wanted

# You're just another part of me

# You're everything I wanted... #

THEY ALL WHOOP

Oh, my God! Wow!

Hiya, boys.

Wow. She looks hot, darling.

Thank you.

Dannii looked incredible, as always.

Jaws were on the floor. Drop-dead gorgeous.

How she does it, I don't know.

Welcome to Forbidden Fruit.

THEY ALL EXCLAIM

You have the opportunity to ask those forbidden fruity questions

that you haven't had the opportunity to ask until now.

Oh, wow. Wow.

On each piece of fruit is a juicy question

that you can choose another boy to answer.

THEY ALL EXCLAIM AND LAUGH

Are you ready to get fruity, boys?

CHEERING AND WHOOPING

# We girls gonna run this, run this

It's fruity.

# We girls gonna run this, run this. #

I could see you flexing.

CHEERING

That was quite sexy.

CHUCKLING

Ask a boy to reveal their honest opinion

about your couple.

Oh, that's a cute one with you two, to be fair.

Justin.

Um, what I think of you guys as a couple?

Um, I think it's really cool to see what can actually happen in here.

You can actually really find a really strong connection.

And I think what you have is really real.

And I'm glad you've found each other.

That's so sweet. Thanks so much.

It's so special. It's so nice. It's so warm.

Just such a great guy.

The more time I spend, those feelings just kind of grow.

I think Aron and I are both on the same page, and...

I just, I feel closer than ever to him.

Baraka, you're up.

# Let's get a little wet. #

Oh, my God.

Rip off the tag and let us know what it says.

TAG RIPPING

Do you think you and your partner are sexually compatible?

OK! Oh...

I'm going to ask Jack S.

He's awfully tall and he can

hopefully throw me around a little bit, so...!

Hugh?

I agree.

LAUGHTER

THEY ALL EXCLAIM

I said he could hopefully throw me around

in front of Dannii Minogue.

She's going to think I'm a proper little dirty bugger.

WHOOPING

Go, Lars!

CHUCKLING

P-p-p-pineapple!

Bloody hell!

HE SHRIEKS

I feel like I'm on an episode of Baywatch.

Gaywatch!

WHOOPING

Adam, what does it say?

Which couple gives you the most concerns, and why?

Ooh.

Justin?

I'm probably going to have to pick Baraka and Jack D.

# Not a single one of them stand a chance. #

DANNII SQUEAKS

No surprise there, to be honest with you.

Everyone else making their feelings known in this challenge

is confirming what I'm feeling about Baraka.

Are you still open to getting to know boys outside of your match?

I'm going to ask Hugh that one.

Yes.

Cool.

We haven't had a conversation about closing it to anyone

so I think that is the best answer for now.

CHUCKLING

Hi. Hi.

I don't know what he's doing. I'm not bloody silly.

He obviously fancies Hugh.

But I'm on to you, Jack D, darling.

It's a juicy Chemistry Test, I tell you.

Kiss the boy who you feel has the least passion in his current match.

Oh!

Adam.

All right, fuck it.

LAUGHTER

Go on, Adam.

Ooh!

It is very ironic considering the situation with him and Justin

who wants to get to know other boys.

Well, it's just interesting because, from what I remember,

Justin was still wanting to get to know Ruben, so...

Wasn't you coupling up with Jordon R just before he left?

I'd already decided against that before.

You didn't, you kissed him.

Don't speak on his name now he's gone. You kissed him.

Yeah, I did kiss him. You were having open conversations with him.

Yeah, but I had already decided I was going with Jack.

OK, girl. Yeah.

Messy boots.

LAUGHTER

This is just mess. This is just messy.

This is putting the mess in Masseria.

Well, that was pretty fun. I learned a lot.

Let's give each other a round of applause.

I don't want to see any sour grapes leaving here

because, remember, opinions are just opinions.

Ciao for now. ALL: Bye.

THEY CONTINUE CLAPPING

I love these Chemistry Tests.

No-one picked me and no-one picked Jordan.

Just watching the chaos.

VOICEOVER: After some zesty questions in the Chemistry Test,

I think some boys might have a bitter taste in their mouth.

# I said, "So long," It's all for you. #

What did you think about all that?

Yeah, we both said we've known each other for three days

and, yeah, definitely get to know other people.

This Chemistry Test taught me that

I'm currently not feeling the romantic spark,

and I do feel like a lot of the boys are seeing that.

What about you, Justin, love?

Yeah, I think definitely, definitely open.

Um, but I think it would be silly not to be.

In saying that, I obviously care and, like, have feelings for Adam.

So my approach to Adam,

because I don't want to hurt him or, like, lead him on.

It's like the more you go on with someone, it kind of feels like

you're in a relation... I don't know.

And if you're sleeping next to them, it feels weird.

But I definitely, I definitely would be open to chatting.

I just don't know if Justin's into Adam, to be completely honest.

If I was Adam, I'd keep my eye out.

The way things change around here, I'd keep both eyes out.

# What is love supposed to feel like, anyway? #

One in the pink, two in the stink!

Are you coming to the...argh, yay!

While most of the boys take their sweet time

sprucing up for the evening,

Jack D and Baraka slope off to the Secret Garden.

Obviously, it's not nice when, like, you're in a couple

and everyone thinks that you're going to flop.

But I felt so great all day.

But I have felt like, maybe getting the vibe, more friendly,

I don't know, am I hitting wrong? Yeah...

What's your thoughts?

We have a really great dynamic.

I adore you. I think you have such an amazing personality.

And I think, in terms of our connection,

I wasn't feeling a romantic, like, progression from where we'd started.

I do feel like I've given it time today and I do like him,

but he feels the same.

Strong romantic connections that are building,

that's what we're all here for. Yeah.

If that's something which you could be exploring elsewhere... Yeah.

..I feel like, yeah, what we have, I feel like is very friendly.

I don't want our friendship to end at all.

Like, I don't want it to feel like... Don't be daft.

..we don't, we can't talk to each other and be as silly as we are

and like, have some more conversations...

No, of course not. Of course, it won't. Don't be daft.

OK! Well, thank you for breaking up with me!

Aw...

Let's have one last...

Mwah!

Oh!

I feel relieved,

which is obviously confirmation that my head's not in it any more.

# It's gonna be a big night with halogenic lights

# And a super-duper-ific glow. #

With that door closed, the boys are finally ready for another night.

You know, it takes effort to look this good.

Justin is so my type.

Tonight will really show if he is interested in me,

because it feels like it could go somewhere.

Time will tell.

But this isn't just any old night.

It's a special night for a special boy.

HAPPY CHATTER

And Dannii was never going to let this go without a celebration.

It's someone's birthday!

Whose birthday is it? How exciting.

I think, no, it could be quite fun

if it is someone's birthday in the Masseria.

"Boys, you're all invited to my birthday party

"and I hope it's a good one.

I don't think any of these hoes have a birthday.

"Can't wait to meet you. Love...Alex."

Who's Alex?

Whose birthday is it? Who's Alex?

Let's go!

# One, two, three, four... #

My name is Alex.

# Do you want some more?... #

I grew up in Nevis, which is a small island in the Caribbean.

I went to university in Manchester to do physiotherapy,

so I spent my weekdays fixing backs, weekends breaking them!

# I'm perfect!... #

When it comes to men, love 'em, hate 'em,

I want someone who's masculine in some sense,

but I also want someone who I can... HE GIGGLES

..who I can be a little girlie top with.

Mm, I want to bite you but...mm, I also want to hang out with you.

# Check it out now. #

I'm looking for someone who's confident.

If you're shy, I am just going to eat you alive.

I am turning 28 today but I feel 25

and I taste 19.

I'm just going to keep as open-minded as I can do.

and I'm gonna get in between some relationships

to find my connection.

Oh, my God!

THEY ALL EXCLAIM

CHEERING AND WHOOPING

Hiya, guys. Nice to meet you all.

Hi! Hey! Happy birthday!

Not gonna lie, a very good-looking guy.

Nice outfit, nice hair, nice face.

He's coming for my curl game which I'm not particularly pleased about.

WHOOPING

OK, Alex! Happy birthday, Mr President.

I would like to see what's on the birthday boy's wish list.

Where are you from? Yeah, I can't work out your accent.

Yeah, so, I live in Manchester now,

but I'm from a little island in the Caribbean,

so I've got a bit of a weird accent.

but I moved to the UK when I was, like, 16, for boarding school.

Are you a posh boy? No, I don't think so.

Says posh boy!

Boarding school babes!

I can't stop smiling. He's very attractive. He's a bit of me.

What about you, then? What's your usual type?

My type? Um...

Straight in with the questions, Justin!

My type? Personality - definitely someone confident.

Um, tall is always attractive.

Um, someone who, like, works out sometimes is also good. Yeah.

Everyone's paired up now

so I've got to get in-between something now, haven't I?

Trouble in paradise.

Is it paradise? Just trouble! Trouble on holiday,

I think Alex seems really cool. He's clearly very confident.

He's very funny.

I think that there will be a bit of scrambling for Alex

in the next few hours in this Masseria.

I think a few of the boys seem a little bit rattled

by my entry, to be honest.

How about yourself?

Physical? I'm actually... Yeah, I'm very, very big on facial hair.

Like, I'm sort of into it, so, I find that quite attractive.

Um, and emotionally... someone who's in touch

with both their feminine and masculine energies... Yeah.

..I find that very attractive.

And someone who's equal parts silly and serious.

I really, really like Aron, and I just feel a bit insecure.

Maybe he...maybe he would have a better connection with Alex.

Based on first impressions, do you have a top three?

Um...

HE TUTS

Yeah, to be fair, yourself was one of them...

OK. ..I'd have gravitated towards,

Um...

the gentleman when playing with his earring the entire time. Yeah!

And to yourself as well.

THEY CHATTER AT ONCE

What about yourself?

Well, there was no-one except for Adam.

Yeah, like... Yeah.

But apart from, out of all of you, just...Adam.

# I'mma be your love I'mma be your love... #

Justin is like, sitting there, ah...

Like he can't even get his words out, bless him,

I think he's a bit starstruck.

Don't know how Adam's going to take that.

Do you want a tour, Alex? Yeah, darling, show me around.

You only got here a day ago, mate, you know where nothing is!

THEY LAUGH

I didn't see none of you offered, did I?

No, someone else can go if they want. No, go on.

THEY TALK AT ONCE

Go. Let's go.

# I'll be here when daylight's gone

# I'mma be your love... #

Justin is obviously really enthusiastic

and he suddenly got excited.

I'm not stupid.

You know, he's obviously interested.

# When the crazy world turn to hell on Earth... #

I wonder if they're going to make out.

Like it was bound to happen, let's be honest.

Oh, why? Why was it bound to happen?

I know he wants to, I could feel it.

When you, like, look at someone's, like,

body language and their mannerisms.

I'm like, well, you're obviously into him.

# I'mma be your love I'mma be your love... #

I'm literally fine. No, I know, babe. No, babe, I know.

No, OK, good. I know you're fine.

I really need to pee. Are you going? Yeah. I'll come with you.

# Ain't no mountain tall... #

Adam's been my priority. We're getting in a really good stage.

I am, like I said, I kind of said to him, like taking it easy,

taking it slower with him... Yeah. ..because I'm not, like...

All in yet. ..all in there yet.

So even like when we got coupled last night, the Kiss-Off,

I was like, I don't want to push our beds together,

let's take it easy. And I've told him this, so I'm obviously open.

Mm! Um... Noted.

When you feel so strongly about someone

and you like them.

you just kind of...lose rationale.

I don't know, I just...

Feelings suck! Like, yeah, I guess it's like...

I guess it's like, obvious that, like, I have feels at this point.

# Into the moment

# Like I'm standing at the edge, I know... #

Are you interested in getting to know him?

Alex? Mm.

I don't think so. No.

# And they're calling Don't stop, no, I'll never give up

# And I'll never look back Just hold your head up

# And if it gets rough, it's time to get rough... #

And that's the secret garden.

Oh, it's so cute.

Um... But, yeah, you can, like, people come in here

when they want to be a bit spicy. When they want to be what?

Like, a bit spicy. Oh. Like a little kiss.

VOICEOVER: As birthday boy Alex takes his tour around the Masseria,

an emotional Jas is looking where to turn in his relationship.

I'm really sensitive to like, emotions and a shift in like tone.

I don't know, with him coming in,

I feel like it was like a bit of a shift.

What, with Aron? Yeah. I've started to feel like,

have I maybe just been the most convenient option? Like...

Like...

I don't know, maybe I'm just in my own head.

# Falling, falling

# Falling, falling, falling

# Falling, oh

# And now we're going... #

This the bathroom...ha! This is the bathroom?

This is the bedroom, I meant.

While Alex is new and shiny, I've still got something good with Aron.

But I need to work out whether it's a full-blown crush

or if it's more fizzling to be platonic.

Yeah, I think you and Justin need to have a conversation.

I just can't be arsed.

Do you know what I'm going to do?

I now am fully in defensive mode.

Alex's arrival isn't great for me and Justin.

In that moment that he arrived,

I could see Justin's kind of body language and his energy had changed.

# In your hands

# You hold the tools To crush this vicious tide... #

My past relationship, he cheated on me multiple times

over and over again, and I went back.

To even fathom, like, doing that again...

It's not my jam.

I'm not going to be a second option for anyone.

No, babe, that's not who I am.

If your gut is telling you that there's something up,

then, there's something up, and you just need to trust that.

Oh, it's done,

You're not 100%... It's done. He's giving me the ick.

I am not going to compromise myself now, like...

..like, enough is enough.

# No, I can't understand what you do for love... #

I've just got here.

A little Caribbean breeze causing issue already.

You've not got your kitchen in order. Not my fault.

That's your problem, babe.

Don't make it too easy!

# What you do for love. #

CHEERING

Next time on I Kissed A Boy...

Boom!

THEY ALL GASP

I definitely fancy Hugh.

Am I like shooting in the dark here?

I'd rather honestly put my willy in a boiling kettle.

That's a major red flag for me.

Maybe we should pause.

Genuinely, Justin, I really don't care.

I quit. Here's my resignation letter.

Look, I definitely, like, feel attracted to you.

It's like, I mean, not in a friend way.

Lars is spiralling!

I don't trust Alex.

Do you want to have a kiss?

Ciao, boys!

Have you done something shady?

# Hold on to me under neon lights

# Take me by the hand into the night

# Yeah, we could be the one (Oh) We could be the one (Oh)

# Give in, let's go Let the music start

# Have a little faith Need to open up

# Yeah, we could be the one (Oh)

# We could be the one (Oh)

# Neon lights and we are kissing Neon lights and we are kissing

# Neon lights and we are kissing. #