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I'm pregnant. And you're definitely the father.

Congratulations. We're having a baby.

Next round's on me.

When's the last time you went a day without a drink?

I guess before I started here.

That was three years ago, Tristan.

I'm Tristan. I may have a drinking problem.

God, I've always been so careful, responsible.

The next surprise is I'm pregnant.

Having a baby at our age, so many things could go wrong.

I'm gonna be there. We're gonna do this together.

You're ultra-modern, punk rock in the garden ♪

♪ You're glowing golden blue

♪ You take me to nirvana, soaking in the spirit ♪

♪ Waking in the teenage dream

Be aggressive! Be, be aggressive!

B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E, aggressive!

Be, be aggressive!

That is called a herkie.

And that-- that's a basket toss, flawless execution.

What, were you a-- what do you call a male cheerleader?

- A cheerleader. - Mm.

And, yes, a proud member of the St. Leonard Spirit Squad.

Go, Lions.

- Really? - For you, my dear.

- Oh. - Filled with folic acid for neural tube development.

Thank you. Mm. For the thought.

It tastes like orange juice and fish.

Hmm. That's probably the omega-3s for brains and eyes.

I got this recipe from a healer in Ghana.

I've been trying to tweak it ever since,

but clearly it needs a little bit more work.

G-O! Let's go! G-O! Let's go!

G-O! Let's go!

Let's go.

So what are we in here for, for cheer week?

Lots of spirit. A dozen college cheer squads

doing workshops on jumps and stunts.

So a lot of sprained ankles.

Mm. Plus concussions, black eyes.

I mean, these athletes take being top girl very seriously.

My final year, I saw one girl stab another with a fork.

- What? - You were a cheerleader?

Well, the male-to-female ratio really worked in my favor.

What about you, Dr. Odyssey? I'm guessing a football player?

And baseball until I got mono.

How about you? Let me guess.

Captain of the cheer squad. Oh, no. Star swimmer.

I was neither cool nor coordinated enough

for either of those things.

I opted for head of Model UN.

Go international diplomacy!

What?

Before we dive into the sprains and splits.

- Whoa! - Whoa, whoa, my guy!

- Oh. - Oh.

Thought you were going Magic Mike on us.

Since when do you wear your swimsuit

underneath your uniform?

Since I started being sober curious

and started eating three Hostess cupcakes a day.

Put some omega-3s in those, and this baby would be a genius.

Well, Rosie encouraged me to take the edge off

my alcohol cravings by finding another indulgence.

And since I've tripled my daily dessert intake,

I'm working out constantly,

which means I'm sore constantly,

thus logging lots of hours in the hot tub.

- Great. Great. - Great.

- Okay. - Okay.

Okay. See-- See you soon.

♪ Ooh-ahh

Ah!

♪ Ooh-ahh

Go, fight, win!

♪ Ooh-ahh

We finished with a switch-kick, double-kick basket,

but then the right flank wobbled,

and then the whole pyramid collapsed, and with it,

our dreams of the Glasgow Northwest Regional Championships.

That happened to us at State last year.

It was crushing. Like, actually crushing.

The whole pile landed on Marley.

She would have loved this. You were so her type.

What, did she die?

God, no. She's getting her PhD in bio-chem at Cal.

Hot-tub pyramid for Marley. Who's in?

- Let's do it. - Yeah!

This is gonna be so fire on Insta.

You want to base? Still got the muscles for it.

Thank you, Brandi. I'll pass.

No diving, no cannon-balling,

and no herkie-ing in the hot tub, okay?

Of course. Just a little water workout.

Great for the core.

Good? - Yeah. Let's do it.

Go, UC! Co, UC!

- A little longer. - Whoo!

- I really like it. - The strap?

- What? - Oh. Hey. Hi.

Just the people I was looking for.

Listen to that.

That sounds like a healthy fetal heartbeat.

- You sure? - Oh, yeah.

- Not too fast? - Mnh-mnh.

- Sounds fast to me. - It's good.

Heather sent this to me after she saw the obstetrician today.

Sounds to me like your little one is doing great.

Congrats. - Thank you.

You okay?

Yeah, just kinda-- I'm a little itchy.

I-I changed soaps because Heather was sensitive

to the Irish Spring, so I-- I got a new soap and...

- What did you switch to? - Oh, just some soap

I picked up in the last port at a drugstore.

No, no, no, no, no, Captain. No, those aren't soaps.

They're detergents.

They strip all the natural oils off of your body.

I'm something of a soap aficionado.

Throw that stuff away.

I'm gonna bring you a selection of my favorites.

In fact, I started a new body wash today.

It's got hyaluronic acid for moisture

and a bamboo powder for a gentle yet effective exfoliation.

And it is...

♪ Ooh-la-la-la

♪ Ooh-la-la-la

♪ Ooh-la-la-la - Mm! Incredible.

M-Much appreciated, but unnecessary.

You have a selection of favorite body washes?

The skin is the body's largest organ.

It deserves-- no, it demands to be respected.

Have you thought about when to tell the captain the good news?

- About the baby? - Yes.

Well, first, we should probably settle the "Who's your daddy?" question.

Well, there are tests you can take for that.

- I know. - You are far enough along now.

You could take one of them. - I know.

- And I'm not pushing... - Yeah, you are a little.

Okay, I am pushing a little bit.

Look, don't blame me. I'm just excited.

Well, can you blame me for being worried about what happens

when we get an answer?

What are you worried about?

That things are gonna change,

between me and you, between me and Tristan,

between the three of us,

no matter what the answer is.

Yeah, that's probably right.

Ugh. I'm just-- I'm not ready for that.

Ready? Okay!

Let's go! UC!

Let's go! UC!

Let's go! UC!

Let's go!

I gotta rinse off.

Brandi? Brandi! Brandi!

We need help! Help! - Brandi!

- Help! Help! - Brandi!

Move! Move, everybody.

She's stuck in the drain.

Call a Code Alpha to the hot tub.

Get Rose to turn off the suction and open up the secondary drains, now.

- Turn off the section. - I need some kind of tubing.

Got it.

Rosie turned off the suction, started draining the tub,

but it's gonna take at least a half hour.

That's too long. Nose plugs.

Hold the top. All right. Ready?

Move out of the way!

Her hair and some of her scalp are trapped in the drain.

Grab the medical shears.

Avery, I need you to give me a rescue breath into the tube

every six seconds. I think she just passed out.

She's got a sharp piece of the drain cover stuck in her neck.

How bad?

It's close to her carotid artery.

When we pull her off, if we cut the carotid, she bleeds out.

- Yeah. - We need to dislodge her.

I'll get a bottle opener.

Heads up.

Ready? One, two, three.

All right, up on three. One, two, three.

Breath's shallow. Pulse weak.

- Stay back. - It's right on top of her artery.

Could be tamponading pressure on a tear.

Can't move her. Could pierce the artery.

We gotta take it out right here. - What do you need?

Scalpel, forceps, smallest vascular clamps you have,

and a needle driver.

Clamp down here.

One up here.

Coming through.

Get her down to the infirmary.

I'll be right there. Hey, girls. She's gonna be okay.

She's gonna be okay.

- Oh, that was amazing. - Great work.

God.

Hey, guys?

I think we should take a paternity test.

♪ My heart is spilling over

♪ Crashing on the ground

♪ I can't see what's around me

♪ But soon I'll come around

♪ My faith is in the balance

♪ Of a million tiny words

♪ So I return to silence

♪ And if I see a sign in the sky tonight ♪

♪ No one's gonna tell me it's a trick of the light ♪

♪ May never come but I'm willing to wait ♪

♪ What can I say? I'm a man of the faith ♪

♪ And there's an ocean in my body ♪

♪ And there's a river in my soul ♪

♪ And I'm crying

♪ It's time that I let go

♪ Of things I can't control

♪ This path that I've taken

♪ Is the only one I know

♪ Well, I've come so far to get here ♪

♪ And I've got so far to go

♪ So I'll take what I can get

♪ In matters of the soul

♪ And if I see a sign in the sky tonight ♪

♪ No one's gonna tell me it's a trick of the light ♪

♪ May never come but I'm willing to wait ♪

♪ What can I say? I'm a man of the faith ♪

♪ And there's an ocean in my body ♪

♪ And there's a river in my soul ♪

♪ And I'm crying

♪ And if I see the sign in the sky tonight ♪

♪ No one's gonna tell me it's a trick of the light ♪

♪ May never come but I'm willing to wait ♪

♪ What can I say? I'm a man of the faith ♪

♪ And there's an ocean in my body ♪

♪ And there's a river in my soul ♪

♪ And I'm crying

That young woman could have died.

We replaced the drain cover put in another one made

from high-density polyethylene.

Semi could sit on that thing and it wouldn't crack.

It will never happen again.

Shouldn't have happened in the first place.

Agreed. We spoke to the lifeguards.

They know we're zero tolerance

on water-based cheerleading shenanigans.

Okay. Thanks, Rosie.

I've been sick to my stomach ever since I heard.

I barely ate a thing.

Relax, Cap.

It's handled.

Okay.

Hey.

You are drinking champagne and sitting in a hot tub.

Everybody in.

Equal footing on this one.

Part of the paternity test

is to analyze my blood to identify the fetal DNA.

And there was none.

I'm not pregnant,

and I never was.

The positive test was probably

because of a corpus luteum cyst on my right ovary.

I found it on an ultrasound I did after the DNA results.

Oh. Wow.

I'm s-- you-- you tested positive so many times.

The cyst mimics the pregnancy hormone in the blood.

Right.

- Sorry. I-- - No, no, no.

- No. You didn't do anything. - I put us through this.

Avery.

How are you doing?

Uh, I'm fine.

I'll be more fine once I have the cyst removed.

I made an appointment at the next port.

- Is that risky? - Not at all.

It's a minor procedure. - That's good to hear,

but I-I meant more emotionally, how are you doing?

I'm a little disappointed, but also relieved.

It simplifies a lot.

I can focus on medical school.

What about you guys?

When we were at the last port, I found this little shop.

Had these cute little onesies in-- in the window.

One of them had these...

gender-neutral pineapples on them.

And I went inside 'cause, you know, I figured the kid's

gonna need a onesie one way or the other.

But, uh, I was really hoping that...

That it was yours?

Yeah, me, too.

It gave me hope

that maybe if we were raising a kid together, you'd--

you'd give our relationship a shot.

Yeah.

That's a lot of pressure.

On a cyst.

I mean-- I mean, how stupid are we?

After everything we went through, after--

after the endless hours of wondering whose baby it is

and whose do I want it to be,

and the whole time...

...there wasn't even a baby.

There wasn't a baby.

No, no, no, no, no.

This is making me feel worse,

and I don't want to feel worse about a thing

that never existed. - Avery.

We're here for you.

Thank you. Thank you.

But I can't.

I'm sorry to interrupt,

but I was hoping you guys could get me a sleeping pill?

Sure thing. One second. Avery.

No, I barely slept last night, and I need to,

because our team is auditioning for a new flyer.

I mean, Brandi can't fly anymore

since she nearly got eaten by the hot tub.

Anyway, we're both up for it.

Which is hard because we're, like, best friends,

but also because Hailey is Ritalin-thin,

and that is a big advantage for a flyer.

Well, I have ADHD, so I have to take it.

Right, okay, is your friend usually this, uh, wound-up?

This is a lot, even for her.

Are you experiencing any light-headedness

or shortness of breath? - Um, I-I don't know.

My chest feels tight, I-I guess?

I think we need to get you down to the infirmary

because it's possible that you are experiencing a panic attack.

Come on, let's go. - We'll go this way.

Just take a deep breath.

I see no cheerleaders with sprained ankles.

Uh, you lured us here under false pretenses.

Yes, I did. But in my defense,

I sent a text message, not an official medical alert.

So, look, we are undoubtedly a complicated trio.

And this meant a lot to all of us, each in our own way.

And since we're all gonna have to process the grief,

I thought maybe we should process it together.

And in order to sweeten the pot...

...I have literally sweetened the pot.

- Is that Brie? - Yes, a variety of soft cheeses

and other pregnancy-prohibited delights.

We have sushi and cold cuts,

and for my sober-curious friend,

some cupcake-like confections.

Come on, nothing heals like a hot tub.

We don't even have our bathing suits.

Ah. Check the bag.

How did you get my swim trunks?

Do you want to keep asking questions,

or would you like some cupcakes with your friends?

Mmm.

Okay, the Twinkie with the Brie?

Unexpectedly delightful. - Right?

This better than being alone?

Mm. The dairy and the carbs help a lot.

I'm still not ready to talk.

Oh! Full marks for elevation.

Can't even watch. It makes me dizzy.

- Thanks, medical types. - It's good stuff.

When you were young and spry,

did you guys ever think that you'd be on a cruise

in a hot tub with the rest of your throuple

for th purpose of processing a pregnancy scare

by eating Hostess cupcakes?

The cupcakes are unexpected.

What about you? Where'd you think you'd be?

In a hospital walking briskly down the halls,

giving rapid-fire instructions to interns

while wearing a long lab coat

and ridiculously fashionable shoes.

Or maybe in a medical tent with Doctors Without Borders.

Tristan, how about you?

I want to get away from my family,

who clearly have no interest in me.

Mostly I want an adventure,

to travel everywhere, do everything.

How about you, Max?

I...want to help people.

I'm on the football team, the baseball team,

the homecoming court.

I clearly don't mind attention, but I also want to do some good.

So maybe medicine for me, too.

Aw, you two are adorable.

And I want a family.

Kids, coaching little league, the whole thing.

I'd like to try being a dad someday.

Not sure I'd be any good at it.

I didn't have the best examples.

But you're fun. Kids love that.

- Yeah. - What about you?

Do you see yourself having a family?

No, not really.

I don't really see myself as a mom.

And I didn't, all the way through my 20s.

I kept waiting for the instinct to kick in,

and it just didn't.

Until now.

I started to talk...

to the baby that wasn't a baby.

I called her Charlie. I had a feeling it was a girl.

And if it was,

I was gonna name her Charlotte.

Charlie for short.

And I would lay awake and I would...

I would talk to her.

So, Charlie, how do you think I'm gonna

get through medical school?

You want to live in a house with a yard?

Or are you a city kind of kid?

I'm just... sad.

I'm really sad.

To Charlie.

To Charlie.

To Charlie.

This is, uh, dangerously close

to what got us here in the first place.

Uh, hey, guys.

I-I'm sorry to interrupt,

well, whatever this is, but, um,

I need a consultation. - What's going on?

Well, the-- the itching is worse,

and-- and I think it's spreading.

- Let me see it. - Well...

I had to take my watch off 'cause it was irritating it.

Captain, I think you got shingles.

Oh, who knew salt water would be therapeutic for shingles?

That's what we do here on the Odyssey.

We take care of all your hot-tub needs--

medicinal, recreational.

How long before these antivirals kick in?

Well, we caught it pretty early,

so you should feel relief in the next couple of days,

particularly if you follow all the protocols I gave you.

Really? We gonna talk about soap again?

It's body wash, actually.

And, yes, the one that I gave you--

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

the fancy hyaluronic, uh, bamboo exfoliant,

blah-blah-blah-blah.

I'll use it. Stop talking about it.

When I interrupted you before,

I kind of got the feeling there was something

going on with Avery.

And as her self-appointed, slightly older uncle figure,

I just want to know, is she gonna be okay?

Yeah, she will be.

Good.

The three of you take care of each other.

I like seeing that.

How about you, Captain? You doing okay?

No. I itch, I ache,

and now I'm being pickled in a saltwater bath.

Sounds far from heavenly.

You know, shingles are the reactivation of a dormant virus,

often brought on by stress, either emotional, physical.

So as your self-appointed,

slightly younger friend and doctor,

anything you want to get off your chest?

I'm about to become a dad again

at an age when most men are becoming grandpas.

You seemed pretty excited by that fetal heartbeat.

Oh, yeah.

I'm excited. I'm over the moon.

But I'm also anxious. I'm really anxious.

I haven't felt this way since the first day

I met my wife-- in a hot tub, actually.

Well, Captain, in my professional opinion,

you're a good man.

The way you take care of this ship, her crew.

I, for one, think that's gonna be one lucky baby.

Thanks.

Excuse me, Doctor-- uh, sorry. I don't know your name.

How you doing?

You get a good night's sleep last night?

No, a-and I tried all the relaxation techniques

that you told me about, but now I just have

a really terrible headache.

All right, well, I'll get you some ibuprofen.

Well, I took the max dose, but it will not go away.

Hmm. When are they picking the new flyer?

- Um... - Tomorrow.

That's what I heard.

Word gets around.

I think maybe this headache is being caused

by anxiety and exhaustion.

So come on down to the infirmary with me.

I'll get you some melatonin.

Oh, don't bother me. I can pickle myself.

Thank you, Doctor.

I mean, I just keep going over the routines in my head,

and Hailey is sleeping, like, snoring.

And-- And I just don't understand...

You look like a man

that's pondering some of life's big questions.

I hate to interrupt.

Please do.

I'm Katherine.

Robert.

That's a very formal name.

Can I call you Bobby?

Mm. You'd be the first.

I'm generally known as Robert,

or Bob to my close friends. - Uh-huh.

It'll be just me then. Nice to meet you, Bobby.

Nice to meet you, too.

Can I call you Katie?

Absolutely not.

You shouldn't lie to doctors, Bobby.

You told that nice man that you loved me at first sight.

Well, that's not exactly what I said.

If you were being fully honest,

you would have told him that at first,

you found me to be a bit pushy and much too chatty.

That is accurate, but it's not the whole truth.

I always knew you were the one for me.

You're romanticizing the past, Bobby.

You're easy to be romantic about, Katherine.

I'm wondering why you're thinking about our beginning

when you're right in the midst of a beginning

with Heather and the baby.

I've been thinking about our firsts lately.

First date.

First house.

First steps.

Moving forward isn't you letting go of the past.

I missed so much.

We'll do it differently this time.

Yeah, but that's... It's kind of unfair, isn't it?

I mean, shouldn't you and our kids

have the best version of me?

You did the best that you could.

I loved our life together.

I loved every moment of it.

I loved a solid 70% of it.

I did.

Oh, yeah. Not bad for 32 years.

Not bad at all.

You can love two people at the same time, Bobby.

A life with someone else isn't a betrayal of ours.

But... can she not call you Bobby?

That was ours.

Yes, it was.

- Mm-hmm. - And is.

Thank you, Katherine.

Good morning, Cap.

Hey. Good morning, Avery.

I have calamine lotion for your shingles.

Thank you.

And, uh, Max wanted me to give you this.

- Oh, God. Another soap? - Yeah.

This one has, uh, colloidal oatmeal,

which he insists is very soothing.

Very soothing.

- How you feeling? - Better.

The saltwater soak was...

...unexpectedly helpful.

Uh, um, listen, Cap,

w-when we get to port,

I'm gonna need to spend a little bit more time off ship.

I have a-a small medical thing that I need to take care of.

You take as much time as you need.

Um...

Are you okay?

- Uh... - Sit down.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine.

You know, you don't ever have to tell me anything,

but I want you to know that you always can.

We're family.

Ah, I'm sorry.

I'm, uh...

Uh, I-I'm okay.

Really, I am.

I, um...

I thought I was pregnant and that I was gonna be a... mom,

and, um...

...I'm not. It was--

It was just a-- like, a cyst.

Oh.

Avery, I'm so sorry for your loss.

That is such a disappointment.

Oh, my God, and I'm running around here

playing my baby's heartbeat and sharing all my baby angst.

- No, no, no, it's okay, really. - I'm so sorry.

I'm so, so happy for you.

It's amazing.

You know, Avery, a whole lot of years ago,

I was about to go on my first romantic cruise

with my girlfriend.

I wasn't yet in the cruise-ship business,

but I was interested, and I thought, well,

this would be a good idea, a good trial run,

maybe even a good place to propose.

Well, the night before we were supposed to leave,

she told me she wasn't going, that she was...

...in love with someone else.

I'd already bought the tickets, and I still didn't know

how I felt about the cruise-ship business, so I--

I just went by myself.

That must have been terrible.

At first it was not so great,

but it wasn't terrible either.

One night I was sitting in the hot tub, and I...

just pondering the future

and seeing what lies ahead for me.

And this lady, out of nowhere, shows up,

and she joins me in the hot tub, and we start talking and...

And I knew that by the time we stepped out of that hot tub,

that I wanted to talk to this woman for the rest of my life.

And if I ever lost her, well, that would be...

...devastating.

My dear Avery, loss is...

a long and painful and lonely journey.

But it has this amazing ability to also galvanize you

into the present and make you see more and feel more.

And love more.

Thanks, Cap.

If you want, I could-- I could go along with you today

if you want company, and I could regale you

with some long, boring stories about days gone by.

No, no, no.

I, uh, I really appreciate the offer, truly.

Uh, but, uh...

I'm covered.

Olivia! Hi. How'd you sleep last night?

Still not that great.

Really? Even with the melatonin?

It didn't help.

Neither did the tea that Hailey made me.

What tea did you make?

Uh, chamomile with extra honey.

It was still a bit bitter, though.

Anyway, we gotta go, 'cause they're announcing

the new flyer today.

You know what? Can you go ahead?

I have to ask Hailey a couple questions.

Sure.

How are you sleeping? 'Cause I know sometimes people

who take stimulants for ADHD, it can be a problem for them.

Well, after practice, I'm so tired,

I'm out as soon as my head hits the pillow.

Hmm. And yet...

she's having trouble sleeping.

Maybe she's just more anxious than you are.

Or maybe you've been secretly dosing her with your ADHD meds

ever since Brandi got hurt so you could become top flyer.

How'd you know?

Camomile tea isn't bitter.

But ADHD meds are.

Look, I-I know this is really important to you,

becoming the head cheer lady.

It's top girl.

Sorry. Top girl. And that is a very big moment.

And those big moments,

you want to share them with your friends

'cause friends make the good moments better

and the bad moments not suck quite so bad.

But getting a big moment by sabotaging one

of your friends is... - I'm not an awful person.

I swear, I just-- I've been doing this

since I was five years old, and I've never been top girl.

Listen to me.

I am an awful person.

I'm so sorry.

I have to tell her, don't I?

Yeah.

And I expect you will,

because you're not an awful person.

We'll make several very small incisions in your abdomen

to make room for the laparoscopy and the surgical instruments.

You'll be asleep for the whole time.

How long do you expect the procedure will take?

An hour tops.

Well, we'll be here when you wake up, then.

Do you have any other questions, Ms. Morgan?

Actually, I have one request.

This is purely a professional courtesy.

Well, thank you, Doctor.

No one will ever know we were here.

Just count backwards from 100.

100, 99,

98,

97, 96...

You know, this does feel a little wrong.

Us in here, you up there.

My below-the-knee area is very comfortable,

and in 14 to 21 days,

me and my Twinkie will be back to full submersion.

And you're feeling okay?

Totally fine,

just like the 14 other times you guys asked me,

which I appreciate.

Let's go!

Let's go, Odyssey! Ready? Okay!

From the east to the west,

Odyssey is the best of the best.

- Hey! - Bravo! Bravo!

Thank you, Team Odyssey, for saving my life.

Just doing our jobs.

Hey, girls.

How you feeling today?

Much better, thanks to you.

We're both doing much better.

That's great to hear. I should know this already,

but which one of you won the top-flyer thing?

- Emily. - She deserved it.

Well, that was...

straight fire, as the kids say.

- Thanks. - What?

That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

You know, I do wish that I knew you guys when I was--

- Young. - ...er.

Yeah, me too.

Although I maintain I am still incredibly youthful.

Well, obviously, Mr. Straight Fire.

Oh.

To good friends.

To good friends.

To good friends.

And to whatever comes next, for all of us.

Whoo!

Mmm.