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Original subtitles

[28 seconds of preview] So allowances irregularly...

What is he doing?

This Hyung...

He's talking nonsense

Are you making a line of Ahjussi (old man)

People do say that

"Are you an Ahjussi collector?"

Why... Why would I collect them?

Hey, talk to us

Why are you giving lectures?

They listen to me better than you guys

They pay more attention!

You guys are only thinking of interrupting

[Like a decalcomania with two equal sides]

[Three people who are alike will gather and chat]

[Q. Where are Song Eun-yi and Jang Hang-jun? (The answer will be shown 23 seconds later)]

[Pinggyego~!]

[This video includes a paid promotion by SS Tteokbokki]

[Tried to match the vibes] This is how you decorated the office

It means we look alike, right?

It's all decalcomania in the back

How is this decalcomania?

It's just copying and pasting, no?

Wait, one of them looks different

That's Song Eun-yi!

[Jae-seok's pick] Song Eun-yi

Wait, which one is Jang Hang-jun?

[Jae-seok's pick] Right there at the bottom

[Answers: Hang-jun, Eun-yi] That's Jang Hang-jun?

Do we have a tteokbokki ad today?

[SS Tteokbokki] It looks good, perfect timing

I'm so hungry

[Always eat plenty!] This is a nice meal

A super nice meal!

Wow, this is Jjajang tteokbokki and...

Today, I don't even need a script

(Gulps) Can I just dive into it?

[Looks]

(Drools) It looks good

Can we have our guests join this advertisement?

[The more the merrier~] We can? Alright

[I want to eat right now...]

[Talking]

They're here I can hear them loud

Do we take off our shoes?

Why do you have so many questions, CEO Song?

[Already tiki-takaing] Come on, CEO Song...

- What? - Just come

- Let me use the bathroom - Go ahead

(Coffee) We'll make one mild

Milder than mine?

Much more...

Can't she just sip on coffee and drink water?

That's what my friends tell me to do

That I should just drink corn silk tea

- Oh my, Hang-jun! - Hey, Manager Yoo!

[Corn silk tea's owner] Manager Yoo!

[Good mood!] Manager Yoo

Are you in a good mood today?

Yes

This building makes me excited

Take a seat

[Taking off his jacket] Hey

You're so dressed up today

Yes, my cardigan... You know?

Of course

I got it as a gift It's expensive

[Back to his original seat]

Look

[Nice clothes for this picnic]

This is the best I have

Hey!

You look elegant

Of course x5

[Matching clothes] A cardigan is a must in fall

It is, because...

In Korea, the seasons...

[Are you listening?]

Because of climate change, winter and summer are getting longer

Right

Spring and fall are getting shorter You can only wear cardigans for so long

This is the only time you can wear cardigans

You haven't eaten, right?

[Finally] You like tteokbokki, right?

I do

[Waited for long]

How much is this?

[For dining/ to-go] $5.90 for tteokbokki

- This? - It's really cheap

It's so cheap They usually charge $10

It's only $5.90 per dish?

...Are you sure?

[Exatly $5.90] We need to be sure about this

[Go check it out!] It can't be

$5.90 for this?

[Finally eating] Tteokbokki is...

Wow, this...

Can you put on your mic?

[Talked this whole time without a mic on]

- You start over again - I should've talked louder

[Mic] Right there

[Returns] Where are you going?

Hmmm, I forgot my mic

[So into tteokbokki] It's so good

The price is so good

[CEO Song brings something] I love Jjajang tteokbokki

So good

I'm going to eat the tteokbokki

..What are you doing?

[Can't help but look]

(Eat first) I'm doing something

They say you should dip kimbap into this

[SS Tteokbokki's special sauce] Kimbap into this sauce?

[Clumsy]

What are you doing?

Hold on

I'm doing an ad

[Gulps]

[Not mad anymore] This is so delicious

(Excited) That one's good

Try Spam Kimbap with this

It's simple ingredients in the kimbap

But maybe because of the sauce, it's so good

- So good - It's good

[Similar taste] It's good, right?

- Kimbap is good - Yeah?

For this ad, how much...

How much do they pay you?

[Taken aback]

Because...

Don't try to dig into the secrets

- Stop digging into it - Okay

Shall I try it?

[Finally done] Jjajang tteokbokki is good too

[Sincere reaction]

So good

- Jjajang tteokbokki is good - They're good

I like that we can scoop it up with a spoon

Mmm, the soup is light and really good

It's not too spicy, so you can eat it with children

Perfect level of spicy

SS Tteokbokki is really the best

It is

I like that it's cheap too And it's delicious

It's cheap?

(Dining) $5.90!

It's $5.90 per plate

Right

[Fries]

I like how they added big chunks of squid

- In the fries? - Yes

[Let me try it] It's thick, try it, CEO Song

Wow, squid fries are so good So thick

Mmm! I like the fries

So good

(Wants to order) What's the brand?

SS Tteokbokki

SS Tteokbokki is...

the national Tteokbokki

Same line?

This sounds scripted

[Friends for 30 years] This totally sounds scripted

Okay

I guess you guys got paid a lot You keep saying...

You shouldn't say that

Okay

[Chewing] They're just doing what they're told to do

Right?

[Almost done chewing] I mean, it's good, but they're saying...

Do you know how hard this company worked...

Mhmm...

to make popular food that people would enjoy?

[Not done yet] There's less spice than other tteokbokkis

Eun-yi, it's my first time seeing Hang-jun being scolded by someone

Even Kim Eun-hee doesn't say anything

But CEO Song...

says "You shouldn't say that" and he...

[This is the real world] Of course

Hyung, it is an ad, but...

(Gordon Ram-seok) I mean it when I say it's good

Right

He's a picky eater

Kimbap and jjajang sauce...

- together is good - Give me one

Here

Didn't you eat earlier?

Oppa.

[Ready to nag]

I ate, but...

You already plan on scolding me

- And then think of what to say - No

[Denial] No

(Misunderstanding) I wanted to talk, but it's Jjajang Tteokbokki...

I was hesitant in case it was in my teeth

CEO Song is very neat

She has the same stylist as I do

[Their stylist] One day, Ju-eun said...

that I'm the same as Eun-yi

[Thinking...] Why?

I don't know She said we act the same

I think you are more good-looking than him

Of course I do look better than him

[Wait...] Think about your face

Hyung! You rank third here

Me?

- Haha, I... - What? Recently...

You're known as Song Eun-yi

[Don't forget] We all look like Song Eun-yi

[Our excuse is 'Looking Alike'] We look like Yoo Jae-seok and Jang Hang-jun

[Radio Star] You two were on Radio Star recently

Right

Eun-yi...

[Can predict what is to come] Even though she is the CEO,

she would go everywhere with Hang-jun like his mom

(Admits) I felt like she was watching over me

"What trash is he going to say?" Like that

(Hang-jun) He was on the radio

I heard everything in the office

CEO Song and I are old friends

But she now really sounds like a CEO

[So much to say] Really, she...

has become so scary after being a CEO for years

She always lays off employees...

[What in the world] Kicks them out...

[Nonsense trash talk] She would hold board meetings...

[Can't stop] Kick out people...

"I propose a dismissal..."

Would anyone actually believe this?

Yeah

They would? Then you need to fix it

[Relaxed] That's not true, is it?

No!

There have been people who left at their will...

saying "I want to try something else"

(I knew it) Can I have a kimbap?

Oh, yeah?

Did I keep it all to myself?

You guys didn't know each other in school, right?

We did

- You did? - We knew each other

Oh, you knew each other but weren't close?

- We knew each other but weren't close - Yes

We pretended not to care about each other

[Pretended not to care] Right

Was it like... "That person..."

"is not that good" Did you think that?

Not "not that good"

"Who's that weirdo?"

[Dying]

"Who's that?"

[Bringing back memories] Well...

"In this field, I will..."

- "be huge" - "be huge"

We had that passion

- We had that passion in school - That's how I felt

But in school, I acted like I was already huge

This gap

- "I'm already huge!" - There's a gap

(Eun-yi) has so much talent

I knew she would do something huge

Anyways, I really...

thought she was about to be in middle school

She looked like an elementary school boy

"That kid would be in middle school when he graduates"

(But really) She looked like a little boy

- A boy - Totally a boy

She had a similar hairstyle then too

Right

She looked more like a boy then

Now, well...

Hahaha

[Very honest eyes]

- He can't say much to the CEO - Oppa, I...

Can't say much to the CEO, huh?

I don't know how you felt with Kim Eun-hee last time here

Just talk comfortably

Don't feel pressured to be funny

I really had no pressure on that

But Radio Star!

I was on Radio Star the other day

I already started feeling pressured to be funny

You did?

But that's hard You can't help it

It's impossible not to feel pressured

But you know

You guys are comedians, so you might feel pressured

Why would I feel pressured?

- Why would you? - Right

That just means you're that funny

Right, true

It might be because you were a scriptwriter for variety shows

Right, I agree

We kind of look like...

Three brothers or siblings

Specs tend to look alike

Right

'Specs'... It's been a while

[Coffee time]

It's really good

It is

It's good

It was a nice full meal Thank you!

[Pinggyego~!]

You did a movie called 'Open the Door' 2 years ago with VIVO?

[First movie by VIVO] We made it

It was the first movie by VIVO

Since we made videos,

"If there's a good storyline, we should make one"

We'd been ready

Hang-jun wrote the scripts and directed

[Directed by Hang-jun, made by VIVO] And the company made it

You made it

How much did it cost to make the movie?

$10.4 M

$700,000

- She says $700,000 - What are you saying?

(Kidding) The audience wants to watch expensive movies

$700,000 sounds like a lot

But for movies,

[Actually $1M] $700,000 is not a lot

Yes, an independent film

- Independent - Independent?

It's a short movie

Can you tell us briefly about 'Open the Door?'

Is it a thriller?

It's like a psychothriller

We used a real incident in U.S. as our motive

Are you listening?

Yes

[He's the one who asked]

- OCD - Why are you so doubtful?

[Loves affirmations] Why so doubtful?

(Continues the story) The brother-in-laws are drinking at home

It's been a while since they drank

They talk about their memories, laugh,

get too drunk,

and one accidentally slips a secret

Oh, something had happened

It goes like 'Bam!' and he says "Uh oh"

The secret gets revealed after 7 years

So 'Open the Door' literally means opening the door of secrets?

[Hidden meaning in the title] Right

Does it sound cool?

[Satisfied with his own explanation]

Hang-jun is directing a lot recently

You started one more, right?

A short movie

You sent him a coffee truck!

[Jae-seok sent coffee truck to Hang-jun's filming set]

I did

I was filming 'Hangout with Yoo' and CEO Song called me

Director Jang has started a movie You're sending a coffee truck, right?

[She called herself]

Eun-yi) "You will, right?"

Jae-seok) "For Hang-jun, of course"

Eun-yi) Okay, I'll send all the details

And that wasn't aired on Hangout with Yoo

He sent a lunch truck

- We enjoyed it, thanks to him - Of course

The grasshopper (Jae-seok) gave me this watch

You're wearing that today?

Of course, I wear it often!

It measures my body fat

Right

Is this an ad too?

- No, not this - No

- Jae-seok bought it himself - Why did he buy it for you?

He did

- When I was here with Kim Suk - They were here

[He had promised then]

We were talking...

about watches, and I said "I'll buy you one"

[Kept his promise] So I bought one for Suk and Eun-yi

It's called 'Pochi' (tip in gambling)

[Professional term out of nowhere]

Oh, with an 'f?'

What's 'Fochi?'

Anyway, I love this watch

Scriptwriter Kim Eun-hee was here...

[With Hang-jun] and talked about her work

Was it to advertise 'Revenant?'

[For SBS Drama 'Revenant']

It was a nice drama and was loved by people

But we also contributed too

[Admits] Right

Eun-hee is really thankful too

She was upset that she didn't get a watch

Really?

She has to buy us watches

The drama was so successful

Oh... Yeah...?

Now he doesn't know what to say

(Acting like Eun-hee) "Why did you say that?!"

"Come on! I didn't even ask for it!"

- Are you mimicking her? - Yes

He always gets scolded by her

"When did I ever do that?"

"Stop making up stories on shows"

Hang-jun) "What do you mean make up stories? You really did!"

Eun-hee) "Okay, I thought of it But I didn't say it like that!"

Hang-jun) "Eun-hee, how am I supposed to talk on shows then?"

[Venting]

Things have to be exaggerated a little

You have Eun-hee at home and Eun-yi at work

Eun-hee & Eun-yi!

You are Euni's man!

[All Euni) Euni's man

Does your 'Eun' mean 'Silver?' Like gold and silver?

'Grace'

'Grace?' No!

- What? - What?

Kim Eun-hee uses 'Silver'

I wish you guys used the same Eun (?)

- My father... - They have different fathers

paid $30 to get the name at a naming company

I remember Eun-yi's father was so funny

He was

- He was funny - Epitaph!

He had an epitaph?

Not epitaph...

When he was alive...

"Eun-yi, we own a mountain Let's make a charnel house there"

"Let's make a family charnel house"

"Sure, let's do that"

[He was worried] "But it costs money"

"Sure, Father" I wanted to do it for him...

because he wanted to do it

So I paid for it and made one

But I didn't have a chance to visit

My hometown is Jeolla-do Goheung It's far

I had things to organize after he passed away

I went with my siblings and family

[First time seeing the family charnel house] It was neat and nice

There were a few things there

There were the names of the ancestors with the family tree

And on the side...

It was engraved

"By Celebrity Song Eun-yi"

He made it humorous before passing away

Wow, gravestones... Your ancestors...

[Can't wrap up the story]

It usually says the generation...

[Unique] "By Celebrity Song Eun-yi"

He wanted to emphasize!

He wanted to emphasize who paid for this!

- It's really important - It is

Elderly people, when it comes to the grave...

"Near the water, near the mountain..." "Good location..."

My father is old

"We put the grave at this place and it doesn't seem like a good location"

"I think the previous owner dug a hole"

[Serious talk about the graveyard]

You talked about that?

We talk about those things freely

I'm close with my father

Other siblings are close too, but I'm the closest

My father was born in 1930

So he did have that authoritative side

His family can't talk to him freely

I was the only one being like "No! I don't want that!"

And no one else could?

Right, and it stayed the same later

So what should you do?

You should train your parents well

[Unexpected conclusion]

The conclusion is... train your parents?

[Crying]

If you keep listening to them, they scold you!

[Better to be nice just once]

But if you never listen to them and listen once,

[What a funny conclusion] you get to train them

- Vice versa! - Members...

This is Director Jang Hang-jun's line

"You need to train your parents"

Right and you too...

Please don't misunderstand

And when you first start working,

when you first get employed, you want to be good to your parents

[Promises] "Mom, every month on this day,"

"I will give you allowance"

And you give them allowance

Then your mom would brag to her friends

That joy doesn't last long

One day she'd call you

"You're one day late" She starts complaining

She didn't even get that before

So allowances should be irregular

[What kind of conclusion is this?]

What is he doing?

What a funny brother

From all parents in Korea...

But a lot of young people would agree with this

- It works! - Yes!

- They agree! - It works

I'm not saying decrease the amount

I know what you mean

- It shouldn't be a given - When it becomes a given,

we should think upon it

(Fake news) That's why Jae-seok got further apart from his parents

Where?

[Can't predict anything today]

- What are you trying to say... - If not, never mind

"If not, never mind?"

Can I get some ice?

[So gentle when he asks]

He was talking about parents...

and now acting gentle Isn't this ridiculous?

- Where are you going? - My mom called

- He needs to pick up - I have to pick up

He has to

[Exiting to answer a call] You guys talk

How did his mother call just now?

How's your mother doing?

She's good. Jae-seok and Han-seok (comedian) came over the other day

Han-seok kept saying "I love Eun-yi"

He jokingly asked me to marry him

My mom pretended she didn't hear it

[Jae-seok remembers too] Right

So Han-seok and I came over

And she held onto Jae-seok's hand

[Pretending not to hear]

Han-seok went like "Mother, I love Eun-yi so much"

"Should I marry Eun-yi?"

Right

Usually they would respond at least

She pretended she didn't hear anything

"Do you want something to eat?"

[Skipped unpleasant questions]

And to Jae-seok...

"Are you dating anyone?" something like that

She said that

So Han-seok felt so hurt by my mom

He was just kidding, but she didn't respond even a little

It was so funny Han-seok brought it up again recently

So many things happened

[Real friends] So many things have happened

Speaking of my father earlier, they came to visit him at the hospital

- Right - Jae-seok and Han-seok

We visited him at the hospital

Right, and one time, Kim Young-chul (Comedian)...

"Eun-yi and I look good together, right?"

Do you know what my mom said?

"Ew!"

[A short but strong rejection]

"Stop playing around"

Eun-yi's Mom) "Ew! Stop playing around"

[Very strong rejection]

CEO Song is not easy to mess with,

and same thing with her mom

Obviously, I look like my mom and dad,

but Eun-yi is an exact copy of her mom

[Alike] She's just Eun-yi

I'm not curious about my future

[Already spoiled]

I don't need to pay for apps to find out

No need! You can just see your mom!

Eun-yi is Eun-yi's mom

[Face, personality, voice] Similar personalities,

- "Eun-yi's mom!" As soon as I saw her - similar voices

- It's quite surprising - What?

We talked about parents

[Hang-jun is done] It's quite...

I can see that you care a lot about your mom

How old are your parents?

My father is a little over 80

That's still a good age

Once they hit 90, they start getting sick everywhere

You guys won't know

Would you know?

Her father had passed away...

Right...

My father had passed away

[I told you earlier] Long time ago

- You talked about the grave - I told you

She told us right here

Okay, everyone makes a mistake

[Moving on smoothly] So...

It's because...

[Anyways] I think to myself

Grandpas and grandmas get irritated as they get old

- It's true - Right

I wondered why that was the case

- Their bodies are not the same - Right

They would get annoyed when their body is sore

They get sick 300 out of 365 days

It's like when your body is sore

That's right

So you need to be nice to them

But how about allowances?

(Still) Irregularly

[Ironic lecture] You need to give them irregularly

You need to be nice to them, but give allowances irregularly

Don't give them regularly

Do you give them irregularly then?

Right, my mother-in-law is really frugal

They live with her

Right

She's frugal But frugal people have this trait

They like money

[What is he saying...]

Frugal people love money

My mother-in-law really...

She might see this video

No, she loves him

"My lovely son-in-law!"

So he is so rude!

[Big smiles] "He's the most handsome son-in-law!"

Kim Eun-hee's family is all babying him!

- Right! - Like a prince!

Right!

[Scolded everywhere] So he would say something like this

Ever since my mother-in-law was young,

since my father-in-law passed away early,

she had to raise 3 children by herself

[To make a living] She would sell yogurt

She would sell yogurt all her life

There's no elevator in villas and mansions

She would walk up and down the stairs

[To deliver] She did that

She's so used to saving money

Not long after I got married, I was at work,

and I got a call from an unknown number

"Hello?"

"Jang, this is me! Listen to me carefully!"

"Jang, you're doing well, right?"

"Hi Mother, it's me..."

"You're listening, right? Just listen Don't say anything. You doing well?"

How can I not say anything? I need to answer her

"As long as you're doing well!"

[Call ended suddenly]

Later I found out...

She was walking on the street, and wanted to talk to me on the phone

You know the coins left in the public phones?

She called me with those

[She called with coins]

We lived separately from her then

That's the type of person she is

So how can she not like money?

[His bottom line]

He's just building up all this to say she loves money

So whatever amount I give her, she loves it so much

[Always shows gratitude] "Thank you so much, Jang!"

In a way, when you give her something,

if she feels that excited and grateful,

- He would love that - you would feel so great

[Everyone's happy]

Whether it's regular or irregular,

it's nice to see them happy

It is

Let's say you give them allowance regularly...

and they're used to it now

What should you do?

Then, you know those happy days here and there?

[Why is he so serious about this?] If your mom looks tired one day,

Take out your wallet "Mom, come here"

(Annoyed) "What?"

And you take out your wallet

"What~"

[The tone changes]

[Just come here]

Skssksksksksk

[Allowance]

"Oh my!"

That's it

Hahahaha

Are you a #1 lecturer?

[How to Train Your Parents 101]

Is this a new class?

How to Train Your Parents

Everyone, did you memorize it?

[How to Train Your Parents] Ch.1: Irregular allowances

[Not done yet] Celebrities, there's one more

Some people don't remove their makeup before they go home

"I'll remove it at home" You shouldn't do that!

Why?

I always remove makeup before I go home

Why?

I need to look exhausted

[Ch.2: Go home as exhausted as possible]

"Oh no, my son-in-law, my husband..."

[Touched by his lecture] If your skin is soft...

After working hard all day long...

How do you need to live like that at home?

Why do I need to act at home?

It's not about acting

Why look exhausted?

"They're working hard..."

"They work this hard to give us allowances..."

That's needed

When should you be happy?

[Touching his lips]

[And then his eyes]

I saw you earlier

[Copying him] You went from here to here

I did? Okay...

Your eyes and the lips... (are the same things, right?)

I mean, it's your own face

Yes, it's mine

It's yours Alright

You don't get to choose the order

Should I start from here to here?

[Calming him]

Alright

[Let's not fight] Cheers

This is funny

[Inspired] Today's class, 'How to Train Parents'

This is new

These things need to be crossed

Me to my wife's family, My wife to my family

Give allowances the other way

That's true

Yes, even if it's the same money

[Admits] That's a good way

That's one lesson to take

Yeah? Mmm...

Just that?

[Hard to please the audience] "Just that?"

Can I get some ice?

Unlike to Eun-hee...

More ice?

Why are you eating so much ice?

You know coffee has a diuretic effect?

Of course

Coffee makes me want to pee

But I have nothing in my body to come out

What would you do?

[Conclusion] So I'm adding what's going to come out

- Due to diuretic effect - What does that even mean?

That's how your body circulates

It's funny how he acts logical with his nonsense

[Ice refills] Thank you

Oh, it's an ice machine

You have one too

Yes, I have one too

How long have you worked for Eun-yi's company?

- Like a year? - A year

A little over a year

How did you end up working for her company?

[Even before joining] He would come and drink with us

[Visiting VIVO] He would do something there

It's not fair He didn't even pay rent

So I thought I should take something from him

It might be out of a habit, but...

I feel comfortable using the bathroom at her office like my home

[Weird reason to sign the contract] What should I say?

Like the way my butt feels on the toilet...

It fits perfectly

Stop it, what do you mean the way your butt feels?

Is it because of the bidet?

I think Eun-yi's company has different vibes since Hang-jun joined

[After Hang-jun] Kwon Il-yong and Kim Soo-yong...

Right

Are you making an 'Ahjussi' (old man) line?

People have asked me if I'm an Ahjussi collector

Why in the world would I collect...

I've talked to her the other day

She doesn't accept anyone that makes others feel uncomfortable

To join her company, for example...

"Can I have some water..."

"Oh, you don't have Evian?" Then they're out

There are some people like that

Who would ever be like that?

- No? - Also,

Why are you putting Evian on the spot?

But we're all alike in that

Right

People must be respectful and well-mannered to others

[One more criteria] One more, after they join us,

"I'm going to make it huge!" They can't join us

[Very firm philosophy]

"I'm going to be a top star"

"I'm going to be a Kpop star and rule the world"

Kwon Il-yong has that ambition

He's working so hard for the Southeast Asia market

He wants Southeast Asian fans

No, if they have that goal,

they should go find a company that can do that

Anyways, along with Kim Eun-hee, VIVO has...

grown so big

If you hear them, people do say...

The broadcasting industry is in danger

It's been a while since the movie industry has been in danger

Same with entertainment

- Right - Entertainment too

We're in danger

What?

We're all in danger

- What are you saying? - Are you a viewer?

Are you a viewer or a cast?

Why are you saying that to upset our hardworking production team?

I'm saying we need to be alerted

Who doesn't know that?

Are you making fun of us?

[Pinggyego~!]

When is your movie being released?

['Open the Door'] October 25

It will be in the theaters, right?

The score...

People say "Congratulations" for releasing the movie

Right

We found out that Si-wan's movie took 4 years to be released

[Hard to release] Right, '1947 Boston'

So...

I hope it will still hit the break-even point

- Right, and... - Right

There are investors

They invested in Jang Hang-jun, me, and more...

I hope it's successful

So influential people like you...

He didn't come to the sneak preview for 'Rebound' either

That's why it wasn't successful?

Right Only if he came...

He doesn't have a social media

- Right - Right?

Right

You should!

Why?

On Instagram, "I enjoyed the movie"

You should upload it

Jae-seok wouldn't post that if he didn't enjoy the movie

Yeah?

You know him He's very specific

I think I'd feel hurt then...

See? She knows

I'm not good at those things

He would get invited. If he doesn't like it, he wouldn't know what to do

He would say "Thank you for the invite," but not "I enjoyed the movie"

[Sound similar But mean totally different]

She knows me too well

[Can't lie to 30 years of friendship] "Thanks for the invite"

- "You've worked hard" - Right

If I talk to him on the phone,

"You must've worked so hard!"

That would be it

That would be it

I can't lie

So one day, at a sneak preview, after the movie,

"How did you enjoy the movie?" They asked

Honestly, I thought it was boring

It's tricky

"I'll talk after using the restroom"

I prepared what I was going to say in the back

"Can you talk?"

"Oh, yes..."

"Fight on!"

[Magical sentence]

So tricky

So if all actors say...

"I really enjoyed the movie,"

chances are, that's probably true

It's hard to fake it

It's hard to fake it

- They're not getting paid to say that - Right

They have no obligations

Since I know that,

after this movie released at 'Busan International Film Festival,'

- I was dying to know people's reaction - Right

What if they say "This is a waste of money?"

So I looked it up

Many people who usually criticize the movies...

Hey, say the lines you memorized about you

Can you bring my phone?

[Felling shy] Hahaha

[Let me see]

[swish]

[Totally attached to his face] Let me see

- What are you doing? - Hehehehe

Why are you holding your glasses?

No, these are multifocal glasses

[Too funny]

My nose bridge is not high I need to do this to see

I know, for multifocal glasses, here is the magnifying part

This is the normal lens

You need to see here

"Let me see~~"

[Attention] Okay, look

Oh My News article

"Even though the movie was as short as 72 minutes,"

this movie explicitly shows how sensitively sharp Director Jang Hang-jun is

[Did you see that?] This journalist

He gave you huge compliments

You should call and tell him you're thankful

I transferred money

What do you mean transfer?

Hehehehehe

[Fake news even about himself] I sent like $780,000

The movie cost $700,000, and I transferred $780,000

[Sports KH, Journalist Lee Dawon] Title is 'Open the Door, Oh, Jang Hang-jun!'

Oh...

One-line feedback

"You're good at your job too, not only on variety shows!"

- Ohhhh - And at the end,

Look, hear this

[Multifocal glasses again] Look, wait

Hahaha

Hahaha

We don't care about what you're reading Your glasses are funny

'Jang Hang-jun multifocal glasses...'

Hey, I'm advertising!

You didn't do much during the ad earlier

- But for yours, you're so passionate... - It wasn't for mine!

That freaking tteokbokki wasn't mine!

Hey, don't say 'freaking'

That 'fantastic' tteokbokki wasn't mine!

[Funny] Adding an ad here is...

[Scolding him] such a big deal to them

[Being scolded] Alright

Don't do that

[Continues to read feedback] "A happy Maltese, Jang Hang-jun..."

"is very delicate"

[Listening] "He analyzes human emotions..."

[Staring] "and delivers stories"

[He's good at speech] "This movie 'Open the Door'..."

"really proves that he's good at his job in addition to variety shows"

Hey, your face is funnier

You look like a coach happy about a home run

[Great]

[Great]

[Compliments are always the best] I felt so good seeing that

- Of course - I felt so good

It does feel nice when journalists write that

- It was a relief - Right

VIVO has prepared a lot of things seeing journalists write articles and feedback

We would ship dead mice and stuff

Like when mafias warn people (?)

[What in the world is he saying?]

He advertised it so nicely

And now he's adding crap to it

That's what variety shows are all about

I can tell you get scared by CEO Song

Hey, of course

This is what he said last time he came

He was talking about how the staff and the production team...

talked about the first day's score

Every field is competitive

Same thing with variety shows

(This place) might seem comfortable,

but to enable that,

I can only imagine how many meetings they would have

Right! Also...

They prepare this only for the whole week

And a celebrity comes,

"You don't have Evian?"

[Again...?] Why do you keep talking about Evian?

Why are you talking about Evian?

- What has Evian done to you? - I know!

It's not Evian's problem, it's whoever has that attitude

And who even does that?

I've seen many people while working here

I'm all about "Let's understand them as much as possible"

Despite that,

there's a very small number who make me think, "Wait, this is too much"

Who?

Just say the initials

Aren't you curious?

[Tempting Jae-seok] Yeah, I want to know too

No

You need to change how you're viewed

[What do you mean?]

You need to start showing your true colors

To change how I'm viewed, I need to disclose information?!

That's not right

You know, long ago,

If we were supposed to meet at 1 to film,

people would typically gather 30 minutes before

To those who are usually late, to the manager,

[Solution] we tell them the time an hour earlier

The celebrity who figures this out after a few times comes 30 minutes late

I think that's just messed up

It is messed up

No one's late nowadays though

Right, not anymore

They don't come late, but they sometimes don't come out of the car

Really?

- Oh! - I heard it happened before

- Now... - They do that now?

[Trying to get away] Their initials...

Tell us their initials

[Oh Ah Oh Ah]

Director Jang!

- Let me tell you! - Their initials...

Jang Hang-jun's disclosure

Let me tell you!

Let me tell you the real name

No, really!

Use it in your thumbnail

[What a caring person]

What's your job?

Why are you working so hard for the thumbnail?

[Can't understand him] What is your job?

Sometimes I think that I hope all your movies will be successful

Right

Most of them have been, actually

All of them hit the break-even point Dramas, movies...

'Sign!'

[Director Jang Hang-jun's signature drama] 'Sign' was very successful

['Break Out,' 'Sign,' 'Forgotten'] Most of them were successful

Even 'Forgotten' was successful

People think I've always failed

You've been on a lot of variety shows

You make your stories hilarious,

so those things often get emphasized

He made 'Sign' really well...

as well as 'Unforgotten'

[Didn't brag about them] It's weird to say...

"I've done so well"

[Pondering...] They call you a 'Maltese who always cries'

You guys don't look that serious either!

Honestly, all three of us...

If we were born at the end of the Joseon era, we wouldn't have been treated like humans

[Why dissing them suddenly?!]

We're all clowns

Talkative clowns in such lower class!

What are you talking about out of nowhere?

Why would you say that?

Even when we were young,

did people ever respect talkative kids?

[Now, talking has become a profession]

"Wow, Yoo Jae-seok is funny"

- He's so funny - "Yoo Jae-seok is funny when he talks"

He's wearing sweatpants on a show!

This was unimaginable long ago

Look who's talking with no socks on

[Hiding]

You took off your socks and put them there

[As soon as he arrived] You put them there?

They look so gross over there

I have sweaty feet

Why did you say that though?

He probably thought we were roasting him

[Angry for no reason] He thought we were attacking him?

[(Growls) Don't mess with me]

This sad Maltese is angry

He's biting everyone

Anyways,

[Director Jang] I met you on Infinite Challenge

It's also because I like you,

but I realized then

"Wow, he is surely a film director!"

He points out the main parts

- Mhmm - Without pressuring others

One day, I want to do something with Hang-jun

You're the only director I know

Yeah?

So it has to be with him

I should utilize (?) Yoo Jae-seok somehow

Hahahaha

(Doesn't care) When he's at the top,

[Dying] I need to take advantage of him

What would it be?

Honestly, Jae-seok is on the same level as Park Chan-wook or Bong Joon-ho

Same level!

Hey, among us three, he's a little higher,

but once he goes there (?)

He's like a Shih Tzu

[Shih Tzu / Maltese / Maltese] It's just among us

He's the top in entertainment

I really respect Director Park Chan-wook

I am mesmerized by his works and all

But to me, Jang Hang-jun is the best

Really?

Of course

Oh...

Does he sound sincere?

Nope

It's for the show

Hahaha

Let's say there's Hang-jun's work here

And you really got an offer

[Starting a balance game]

Yes, at the same time

- Who gave the offer? - Knowing Jae-seok's personality...

(Knows him well) He will go with who he said yes to first

(Detailed setting) They came in at the same time

- Park Chan-wook? - Who?

What's the role?

Let's do this

- What? - Okay

[Listen to me]

Let's disclose the real names!

[Real names all day long] Starting from now!

Yoo Jae-seok's balance game!

Shocking...

[Setting up a balance game]

This represents Jang Hang-jun

Jang Hang-jun makes an offer

And at the same time, Park Chan-wook and Bong Joon-ho

All three

Same period!

He can only choose one

Just one?

In my opinion...

This is Jang Hang-jun

That's probable

But the others...

[Big error with the others]

This is probable!

This could happen, you know?

I sometimes think to myself, when Hang-jun calls me,

"Is he trying to make an offer?"

[Continues] Yoo Jae-seok

I won't say which work

(More options) They'd pay you the same

Sigh... But with Park Chan-wook and Bong Joon-ho...

It's tricky with those two

Can you take out one?

Who do I take out? You choose who

[So strict]

That's making a choice

He will make a choice

Take out whoever you don't like

[Fainting] Take out who you don't like

You can't do that!

Take one out! It's okay (?)

It's being rude!

Okay, I'll take out one

I'll take out Park Chan-wook

[Eun-yi's choice]

[Still debating]

Do you guys even care to know?

Hahahaha

The viewers would think, "Why can't he just choose one?"

[You guys care... right?] Park Chan-wook

Bong Joon-ho and Jang Hang-jun on the same day...

With similar conditions and the same pay

And Jae-seok and I know each other

But he doesn't know Bong Joon-ho

Right

(More details) But Bong Joon-ho calls him

"Hello, this is Bong Joon-ho"

"I wrote this movie..."

"thinking of giving you this role from the beginning"

"I've written it for 3 years"

"I really hope to work with you"

"I will be waiting for a positive answer"

- And he hangs up - How about Jang Hang-jun?

"Hey, Jae-seok! You gotta do one!"

"Now is the time!"

"Let me take advantage of you!"

[Totally different vibes Bong Joon-ho VS Yoo Jae-seok]

Like that

Okay!

Jang Hang-jun!

- Wow - Oh!

Jang Hang-jun! I do appreciate Bong Joon-ho too

You have no ambitions

It's not about ambitions, Bong Joon-ho would have other options

So many other actors would want to...

Would I die without you then?!

[Escapes] Hahahaha

[Chosen but angry] Come on

[Can't breathe]

There are so many actors out there

(Maltese) I need to wipe your tears

(Just kidding) Wow, Jae-seok is loyal

In my opinion, when you said "Let me take advantage of you,"

he totally bought it

Let's move on! Isn't it so nice to take advantage of me?

What I want to say is that Jang Hang-jun is a very skilled director

I want to say that

I don't know why I need to say this with my own mouth,

but those who started working with films in their 20s...

Let's say there are 1,000 of them

Huh?

- Right? - Hey, talk to us

Why do you keep lecturing?

They listen to me better than you guys do

[You guys]

They pay more attention!

[Among the hyenas] You guys are only thinking of interrupting me

You want to say your own things

But these fellas only listen

Hahahaha

So!

(Continues) Let's say there are 1,000 in the same era...

dreaming of becoming a film director

Then, those who are still in this industry...

Just counting the people in my age

There's not a lot!

I would say less than 5

Continuously!

So who's that?

Me

[Self-promoting again]

This is when I feel proud of myself

"Hang-jun has survived for a long time!"

"He has survived in this tough field"

But he does deserve a round of applause for that

[We all respect him]

Being a film director like Hang-jun,

talking and being this funny...

and giving off chill vibes is really not easy

He gets so many offers from variety shows

I bet

[We want you] So many

- What happened to that? - What?

The... advertisement...

You have an ad?

A lot of advertisements... Including for games...

- Really? - He's done a lot

You're making a lot these days!

Yeah

Your credit card...

[Swish]

I gave my credit card to my wife

Wow

"Eun-hee, now I make a little more than you"

You use my card!

- It's the husband's card - With the card...

She uses his card

Eun-hee's bought a laptop and everything

She's out of control

[Witness] I love how he talks with his wife

They were slightly arguing over there

Eun-hee) "So, oppa..."

Hang-jun) "Eun-hee!"

Eun-hee) "Come on..."

So I went to see

"I really want to buy that laptop"

So what happened is...

There's Macbook something

Kim Eun-hee... Plays games!

She plays computer games

You need a nice computer to play games

She plays Minesweeper

- Minesweeper - Haha

Haha

[Coughing] Why does she need a nice computer for Minesweeper?

Come on, mine... What kind of mine is that expensive?

Do you need to dig out all the way to the mantle to find the mines?

[What kind of mines...] Anyways

You need to dig that deep?

It's not even a 3D game It's 2D

Minesweeper, and another one she needs is...

Microsoft Words...

for scriptwriting

But she was talking about all these nice Macs

High graphic quality...

Those are for designers or gamers

"Eun-hee, why would you need that?"

"Oppa, it looks so pretty"

"Oppa, I wrote 2 scripts with this old computer"

"Then write 3 and 4"

[Shameless]

"Your keyboards are not worn out"

[Jae-seok's gum is worn out from laughing]

Anyways, I bought one for her

Hang-jun... Oh my

But I'm really curious about this

How long is the filming?

Are you trying to go smoke?

[Caught]

I promised to the whole country...

Not sure if you'd be interested,

but starting from 12/31 at midnight, I'm going to quit smoking

Why all of a sudden?

Smoking is inconvenient

Oh

I need to be careful around others

(Nonsmoker) Why do you need to wait until 12/31?

It's when you feel relaxed enough

And you need some time to say goodbye

And also... yeah

[From his experience] You know, right?

I do

What did you smoke before?

Before, wait...

Didn't you smoke Western brands because you were acting cool?

[Friends for 30 years] He likes foreign things

He smoked Elantra

What do you mean Western brands?

When did you quit?

It's been like 15 years

- That's a long time - 15 years

- You quit on one try? - Yes

I've never smoked...

so there were some lonely moments

People would all leave to smoke in the middle of a meeting

(They don't smoke anymore) Jae-seok and Suk...

I felt so bored left alone

That was a nice break time

Suk is funny

"I don't like that grasshopper" She would say that

Jae-seok) "Hey, wanna smoke?"

"Okay, Senior"

[The only time Jae-seok is treated like a senior]

After saying "Why is the grasshopper always making me do weird things?"

(Her favorite line) "I hate the grasshopper!"

"I hate the grasshopper!"

The only moment she says "OK" is...

"Suk! (Wanna go smoke?)"

"Okay"

[Thinking alike]

One day both Suk and I were filming

We ran into each other in the hallway

"What are you doing after this?" I asked

"I have work after this"

But I noticed she actually didn't

"You don't!"

"I do!"

(Knows her well) In case you ask her to eat together...

In case I ask to drink together...

Suk's so funny

She used to say she hated everything then

Right

She hated everything I did

- As a couple... - Yeah

I think Kim Soo-yong and Kim Suk can be a perfect comedian couple

[Avoiding eyes / Right?]

- Soo-yong's married - He's married

[Is that right?]

Congratulations

- He even has a kid - Congratulations

Why did I think he wasn't married?

Suk and I even sang at his wedding

Oh yeah?

[15 years late] Congratulations

(Crying) Can I have some more coffee?

I never thought he was married

But in real life, Suk...

likes Soo-yong

Yeah, she takes care of him

Suk always says "Unni, let's go get tteokbokki"

- "Okay!" - You just sounded like her

And she says "Should we ask Soo-yong too? Kim Soo-yong?"

Right

"Where are you at, Senior?"

Soo-yong) "Why?"

Suk) "Let's go eat tteokbokki"

Soo-yong) "Okay"

[Good combination]

[Hang-jun wants more coffee too] "You want this?"

"Yes"

"Ok"

After we ate,

Hahahaha

[Moves his coffee...]

What are you doing?

I wonder if you guys had fun today

[Random closure on his own] Today, we are here...

with the movie 'Open the Door'

(Furious) Wow...

(Doesn't care) We've introduced this movie

- Oh my... - Producer Song Eun-yi,

and Director Jang Hang-jun

With the MC Yoo Jae-seok, we had such a fun time together

How was it?

- "How was it?" - Hahahahaha

[Can't breathe]

Do you know why I asked for more coffee?

He intentionally finished his all

So I thought, "He's trying to close the show right now"

Normally, he would ask for more, but he wasn't

[Got more coffee for him]

- This is all a mental battle! - We have our own battle!

A mental battle!

Look, rewind the tape

We did a mental battle

It was intense

I think it's time for a wrap-up

That's why I intentionally asked for more

- And he didn't move! - I was just still

I showed the bottom and he wasn't moving

- So I... - I was still

So I moved the cup and got more

The reason why I drank it all was...

like saying "Let's go home now"

You felt it, right?

- I did! - You did!

I felt it with my instincts!

"Oh, Hang-jun is trying to go home"

...Okay

And I realized he was reacting less

Right

He normally interrupts when other are talking

- But he wasn't - He wasn't

Normally, he can't wait and shares his story right there

But he wasn't

So I knew right away

Wow, this is the best scene

This is the mental battle of experts

Hahahaha

The one trying to leave vs. The one trying to hold onto him

[This is MENTAL BATTLE] Look

This was the highlight of this episode

Wow, this is 'Open the Door'

Yeah

This is a thriller I got scared

He finished it all

This is an intense mental battle

This is the last 10 minutes, everyone! Such an intense mental battle

[Pinggyego~!]

- I laughed so hard - We laughed so much

This is my third visit

Today's your third?

[1st visit: gifts] We need to give Eun-yi

[2nd visit: coupon 3rd visit+: a little bit of 'love']

[10th visit: membership card] They have coupons?

Yes, here

This is your 2nd visit too

Oh, 2nd visit for me?

Wait, then can you put this sticker on mine?

[Stealing coupons] That doesn't work

- No? - Mine on yours?

You have 2 visits too

Because you want to get paid?

Haha.. Yeah

Wow, Eun-yi's getting paid too!

[Proud]

Congratulations

It's like...

Your allowance plans for parents

- Right - True!

- They never paid you before - Of course!

I can be here anytime anyways

And they want to pay me!

Right!

It makes me happy!

[New thing] What's this?

It's a coupon book since you've collected 3

- A coupon book - What's this?

It's an invitation

[Coupon Book for 3rd time visitor] Oh yeah?

['A Coupon Book is a Pinggyego'] Oh yay!

This is a fun system

I want to use the 'Desert Island!'

'Dating Talk' is a bit...

What's this 'Captain for One Day?' This sounds fun

Thank you for joining us today

'SS Tteokbokki' and 'Open the Door'

Thank you!

(Release Date) On October 25,

I hope many people would support 'Open the Door'

- Thank you - Thank you, Hyung

[Suddenly excited↑]

Thank you

- Hang-jun) Oh my - Jae-seok) Hilarious

You were funny, CEO Song!

Eun-yi) So funny

Hang-jun) Jae-seok, you caught that?

- Eun-yi) Caught what? - Jae-seok) The mental battle

Hang-jun) How I finished my coffee

Jae-seok) It was a high-level mental battle

No wonder You normally don't drink that much coffee

I intentionally got more

Oh, I really was wondering why

He doesn't like coffee that much Why...?

[Made by: Antenna Plus Mixed by: Chungchoon Sound]

[Pinggyego~!]

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