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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:12,002 --> 00:02:16,678 ♪ And here's a hand, my trusty friend ♪ 2 00:02:16,882 --> 00:02:21,672 ♪ And here's a hand o' thine ♪ 3 00:02:21,882 --> 00:02:26,559 ♪ We'll take a cup o' kindness now ♪ 4 00:02:26,763 --> 00:02:32,076 ♪ For auld lang syne ♪ 5 00:02:36,363 --> 00:02:39,082 Brothers, Sons of the Desert. 6 00:02:39,283 --> 00:02:42,161 We are all familiar with the business of this special meeting. 7 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:46,356 This oasis must meet the situation with determination. 8 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,478 Oooh! 9 00:03:54,406 --> 00:03:56,601 Thank you. 10 00:03:57,566 --> 00:04:03,278 I repeat. This oasis must face the situation with determination. 11 00:04:03,487 --> 00:04:05,603 Every man must be accounted for. 12 00:04:05,807 --> 00:04:11,006 Every man must do his part. There must be no weaklings in our midst. 13 00:04:11,207 --> 00:04:15,803 We must put our very hearts and souls into this great undertaking. 14 00:04:16,007 --> 00:04:21,400 There must be no thought of failure. We must stand shoulder to shoulder. 15 00:04:23,207 --> 00:04:25,801 We must work, we must sacrifice. 16 00:04:26,007 --> 00:04:29,239 The weak must be helped by the strong. 17 00:04:31,048 --> 00:04:35,678 For gentlemen, this, the oldest lodge in the Great Order of the Sons of the Desert 18 00:04:35,888 --> 00:04:41,838 must be represented 100% in our annual convention at Chicago next week. 19 00:04:49,648 --> 00:04:51,559 We will now take the oath. 20 00:04:56,939 --> 00:05:01,694 And remember: once taken, this oath has never been broken by any man, 21 00:05:01,899 --> 00:05:07,019 down through the centuries of time, in the history of this fraternal organisation. 22 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:11,212 If any member is doubtful of his strength to keep this solemn pledge, 23 00:05:11,419 --> 00:05:13,933 he will please be seated. 24 00:05:16,459 --> 00:05:19,770 Get up! 25 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,611 - I don't want to... - Shh! 26 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:26,698 Place yourself in position to receive the oath. 27 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:34,973 Do you all swear to be present at our 87th annual convention at Chicago? 28 00:05:35,180 --> 00:05:37,171 I do! 29 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:41,376 Me too. 30 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:45,418 Wholeheartedly unanimous. 31 00:05:45,621 --> 00:05:48,818 ♪ We are the Sons of the Desert ♪ 32 00:05:49,061 --> 00:05:52,178 ♪ Having the time of our lives ♪ 33 00:05:52,381 --> 00:05:55,612 ♪ Marching along 10,000 strong ♪ 34 00:05:55,821 --> 00:05:59,018 ♪ Ta ta, my sweetheart and wife, God bless them ♪ 35 00:05:59,221 --> 00:06:02,338 ♪ Tramp, tramp, tramp the boys are marching ♪ 36 00:06:02,541 --> 00:06:05,738 ♪ As a unit melody ♪ 37 00:06:11,262 --> 00:06:13,822 ♪ The Sons of the Desert are we. ♪ 38 00:06:15,422 --> 00:06:19,574 - Why didn't you want to take the oath? - I was afraid. 39 00:06:19,782 --> 00:06:21,420 Afraid of what? 40 00:06:21,622 --> 00:06:27,413 I was afraid that if I took the oath to go to the convention, maybe my wife wouldn't let me go. 41 00:06:27,622 --> 00:06:30,898 Of course she'll let you go. Why, she'll have to let you go. 42 00:06:31,102 --> 00:06:34,891 - You took an oath! - I know. That's what I'm worrying about. 43 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:38,413 The Exhausted Ruler said that if you took an oath, 44 00:06:38,623 --> 00:06:44,732 it would have to be broken for generations of centuries of hundreds of years. 45 00:06:44,943 --> 00:06:49,778 - My wife wouldn't... - Do you have to ask your wife everything? 46 00:06:49,983 --> 00:06:53,055 If I didn't ask her, I wouldn't know what she wanted me to do. 47 00:06:53,263 --> 00:06:54,696 - Hm! - I didn't want... 48 00:06:54,903 --> 00:07:00,297 I never realised that such a deplorable condition existed in your home. 49 00:07:02,024 --> 00:07:04,902 Why don't you pattern your life after mine? 50 00:07:05,104 --> 00:07:09,063 ♪ I go places and do things and then tell my wife. ♪ 51 00:07:11,744 --> 00:07:17,262 Every man should be the king in his own castle! 52 00:07:44,705 --> 00:07:48,494 Now, buck up. Go in and tell her that you're going to the convention. 53 00:07:48,706 --> 00:07:51,937 Be a man. I'll see you in the morning. 54 00:08:10,106 --> 00:08:13,098 - Good night. - Good night. 55 00:08:20,707 --> 00:08:22,379 - Ollie, dear. - Yes, sugar? 56 00:08:22,587 --> 00:08:25,260 - Is Stanley with you? - He just went in the house. 57 00:08:25,467 --> 00:08:29,824 You'd better tell him that Betty went duck-hunting and won't get back until late. 58 00:08:30,027 --> 00:08:32,143 Alrighty. 59 00:08:33,147 --> 00:08:35,217 ♪ - Oliver? - Yes, baby? ♪ 60 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:38,659 Please close the door. There's an awful draught in here. 61 00:08:53,588 --> 00:08:55,897 What do you want? 62 00:08:56,988 --> 00:08:58,785 How did you get in there? 63 00:08:58,988 --> 00:09:01,707 I was looking for Betty and came in the back way. I thought... 64 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:04,787 Betty has gone duck-hunting and won't be home until late. 65 00:09:04,989 --> 00:09:08,220 - Oh. Well, good night. - Good night. 66 00:09:18,109 --> 00:09:20,100 What? 67 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:23,381 Do you realise that you have locked me out? 68 00:09:23,589 --> 00:09:26,023 Why don't you ring the bell? She'll let you in. 69 00:09:30,910 --> 00:09:33,378 Don't get nervous. She'll be here in a minute. 70 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:36,263 Where do you think I live? 71 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:54,099 What do you think this is? Halloween? Come in here, you bad boy. 72 00:09:54,311 --> 00:09:55,824 Come on! 73 00:10:28,952 --> 00:10:32,024 - What do you want? - I've locked myself out. 74 00:10:33,912 --> 00:10:35,584 - Oh, sugar? - Yes? 75 00:10:35,792 --> 00:10:40,183 Do you mind if Stanley stays with us until Betty comes home? 76 00:10:40,392 --> 00:10:43,430 - He's locked out. - Oh, alright. 77 00:13:12,798 --> 00:13:14,710 What are you eating? 78 00:13:15,639 --> 00:13:17,789 - An apple. - Where did you get it? 79 00:13:17,999 --> 00:13:22,868 - In there. - Why, that's not real fruit! It's imitation! 80 00:13:23,079 --> 00:13:24,990 It's made of wax! 81 00:13:31,199 --> 00:13:33,838 What has he been doing now? 82 00:13:34,039 --> 00:13:36,758 He's been eating that phoney fruit. 83 00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:42,634 ♪ Oh, so that's where it's been going! That's the third apple I've missed this week! ♪ 84 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,755 - What's new, sugar? - Oh, nothing much. What's new with you? 85 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,918 - Oh, nothing to speak of. - Yes, there is. 86 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,111 You didn't tell her about going to the convention. 87 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,550 What convention? 88 00:13:56,760 --> 00:14:00,912 That's right. I'm glad you reminded me. 89 00:14:04,561 --> 00:14:08,873 The Sons of the Desert are giving their annual convention in Chicago next week 90 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:10,719 and Stan and I are going. 91 00:14:10,921 --> 00:14:14,231 - Oh, you are? - We thought that the trip would do us good. 92 00:14:14,441 --> 00:14:17,558 Besides being good for us in a business way. 93 00:14:17,761 --> 00:14:22,551 You see, we'll meet new friends and... see a lot of new faces 94 00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:27,152 and the change of climate will be good for us in a good many ways. 95 00:14:27,361 --> 00:14:31,241 And besides, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. 96 00:14:31,442 --> 00:14:33,239 Jack who? 97 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:38,234 I hope you have a nice time, dear. 98 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:41,240 - Thank you, sugar. - Ha, Ha! 99 00:14:42,162 --> 00:14:46,121 - What's that for? - Just this: you are not going. 100 00:14:46,322 --> 00:14:49,473 - What do you mean I'm not going? - Just that! 101 00:14:49,682 --> 00:14:53,471 You're not going to the convention. You're going to the mountains with me. 102 00:14:53,723 --> 00:14:56,442 But he can't go to the mountains. He took an oath. 103 00:14:56,643 --> 00:15:01,842 - The Exhausted Ruler said that... - Now, listen, dodo! You keep out of this! 104 00:15:02,043 --> 00:15:04,637 Wait a minute, sugar. There's no use getting excited. 105 00:15:04,843 --> 00:15:07,232 You're making a mountain out of a molehill. 106 00:15:07,443 --> 00:15:10,753 Certainly, life isn't short enough. 107 00:15:10,963 --> 00:15:12,760 - Are you going? - Huh? 108 00:15:12,963 --> 00:15:17,400 - I said, "Are you going?" - Yes, sugar... Mrs Hardy. 109 00:15:17,603 --> 00:15:20,357 - Who said so? - Him. 110 00:15:21,244 --> 00:15:25,601 Oh... Well, you can do as you please, 111 00:15:25,804 --> 00:15:28,364 but you're going to the mountains with me! 112 00:15:28,564 --> 00:15:30,759 Now, wait a minute! You listen to this. 113 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:35,435 I want this understood once and for all! 114 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:39,080 I'm not going to the convention, I'm going to the mountains. 115 00:15:39,284 --> 00:15:42,435 That's just what I said: that you're not going to the mountains, 116 00:15:42,644 --> 00:15:45,637 that you're going to the... that you're going to the mountains! 117 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:49,315 - Why don't you compromise? - What do you mean, "compromise"? 118 00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:51,163 - He means... - Shut up! 119 00:15:51,365 --> 00:15:54,038 If you think you're gallivanting off with a lot of hoodlums, 120 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:57,362 to any convention whenever you want to... Not for a minute, you're not! 121 00:15:57,565 --> 00:16:01,399 Here I am, slaving day after day, washing and ironing 'til my fingers bleed. 122 00:16:01,605 --> 00:16:04,199 - Do you appreciate it? Do you? - Well, you don't... 123 00:16:04,405 --> 00:16:06,361 Oh, shut up! Don't talk back to me! 124 00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:10,400 Just because I'm an unselfish, what does it get me? Working for you and your interests! 125 00:16:10,606 --> 00:16:13,245 I've planned a vacation for you in the mountains, at a nice resort 126 00:16:13,446 --> 00:16:15,880 where they play bridge and have lectures on art. 127 00:16:16,086 --> 00:16:18,600 I fight crowds in department stores, dying of the heat, 128 00:16:18,806 --> 00:16:23,118 killing myself trying to get a nice mountain outfit together! Why? Why?! 129 00:16:23,326 --> 00:16:25,681 - Why? - You keep out of this! 130 00:16:25,886 --> 00:16:28,639 I'll tell you why. So you won't be ashamed of me. 131 00:16:28,846 --> 00:16:31,758 And do you appreciate it? Do you? Ha, ha! 132 00:16:31,966 --> 00:16:34,401 You want to run off to the convention. 133 00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:37,565 Convention! You'll go to the convention over my dead body. 134 00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:40,406 I'll put you in jail first. And you, too! 135 00:16:40,607 --> 00:16:44,839 With the rest of the Sons of the... oh, the Sons of the Desert! 136 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,838 Ooohh! 137 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:02,926 Oh... 138 00:17:21,688 --> 00:17:25,728 - What do you think? - Oh, don't pay any attention to her. 139 00:17:25,929 --> 00:17:29,160 She's only clowning. She'll snap out of it. 140 00:17:29,369 --> 00:17:30,961 Ohh! 141 00:17:36,729 --> 00:17:42,201 - Are you going to stand for that? - You're darned right I'm not gonna stand for it. 142 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:46,925 I'm the boss of this house, and when I say I'm going to the convention, I'm going... 143 00:18:04,490 --> 00:18:07,721 - Oh, Lottie! - Hello, Betty. Come on in. 144 00:18:07,930 --> 00:18:11,764 - I didn't have very good luck. Here's a couple. - Thanks, Betty. 145 00:18:11,970 --> 00:18:16,487 - What's the matter, Lottie? You look worried. - I just had a run-in with my barnacle. 146 00:18:16,691 --> 00:18:19,364 - Stanley's in there, too. - Oh... 147 00:18:19,571 --> 00:18:22,881 And furthermore, you're making a big mistake. 148 00:18:23,891 --> 00:18:25,404 What do you mean? 149 00:18:25,611 --> 00:18:30,162 If you're not careful she's gonna get the upper hand of you, mark my words. 150 00:18:30,371 --> 00:18:33,966 The upper hand of me? Hm, impossible! 151 00:18:34,171 --> 00:18:36,560 Alright, have it your own way. 152 00:18:36,771 --> 00:18:43,120 I may not be king of my castle, but I certainly wouldn't allow my wife to wear any pants. 153 00:18:44,892 --> 00:18:47,645 I'd like to see my old woman throwing things around. 154 00:18:47,852 --> 00:18:53,245 It's disgraceful. I never heard of such goings-off... on. 155 00:18:54,572 --> 00:18:59,282 If my ball and chain ever talked to me... If she even dared to raise her... 156 00:18:59,492 --> 00:19:02,052 - Do you know what I would say? - What? 157 00:19:03,052 --> 00:19:05,567 I'd say... Hello, honey. 158 00:19:05,773 --> 00:19:07,604 I... 159 00:19:10,613 --> 00:19:15,004 Well, you think it over. I'll see you in the morning. 160 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:45,766 Ooohh, ooohh... 161 00:19:49,694 --> 00:19:54,291 There, now. There. That's better. 162 00:19:54,495 --> 00:19:56,963 I wonder what could be the matter with me. 163 00:19:57,175 --> 00:20:00,326 It looks to me like a severe nervous breakdown. 164 00:20:00,535 --> 00:20:04,050 You've gone all to pieces! And it happened so suddenly. 165 00:20:04,155 --> 00:20:08,190 Probably that terrible argument we had the other night caused it all. 166 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,494 I wouldn't be a bit surprised. 167 00:20:13,785 --> 00:20:17,061 - Where's Stanley? - He's gone out. 168 00:20:17,265 --> 00:20:19,826 Where did he go? 169 00:20:20,026 --> 00:20:23,018 He didn't want me to tell you, but he's awfully worried about you 170 00:20:23,226 --> 00:20:25,421 and he thought you ought to have a doctor. 171 00:20:25,626 --> 00:20:29,301 Why did you let him do that? You know I don't like doctors. 172 00:20:29,506 --> 00:20:34,216 Now, now. Don't get all upset. I know what's good for you. 173 00:20:34,426 --> 00:20:38,578 You're going to have a doctor, and you're going to do just what the doctor says. 174 00:20:38,786 --> 00:20:43,019 Alright, sweetheart. You always know what's best. 175 00:20:43,227 --> 00:20:45,946 Uuhh! Uuhh! 176 00:20:46,147 --> 00:20:50,777 Listen, darling. I'll get you some aspirin. Oh, and I'll get you some more hot water. 177 00:20:54,947 --> 00:20:57,063 Hey. 178 00:21:18,268 --> 00:21:20,907 - Did you get the doctor? - He'll be here in a few minutes. 179 00:21:21,108 --> 00:21:25,898 Good. Did you fix it with him to tell me that I have to go to Honolulu for my nerves? 180 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:32,186 - Our plan is working out great. - It sure is. I've got it all fixed. 181 00:21:33,389 --> 00:21:36,426 But why do you want to go to Honolulu? 182 00:21:37,389 --> 00:21:41,098 Don't you understand that this is only a subterfuge? 183 00:21:42,949 --> 00:21:47,864 To throw the wives off the track so that we can go to the convention. 184 00:21:48,989 --> 00:21:51,901 Oh, then you're not going to the mountains? 185 00:21:52,109 --> 00:21:54,339 Of course not. 186 00:21:55,229 --> 00:21:58,427 We're supposed to go there so that the wives will think that we... 187 00:22:09,270 --> 00:22:10,783 Not you! 188 00:22:11,910 --> 00:22:15,107 - Stan, did you get a doctor? - Yes, ma'am. The best in town. 189 00:22:15,310 --> 00:22:21,419 Oh, fine. Here, darling. Here's your aspirin. Now, take your feet out. 190 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:28,381 There. Now try that. 191 00:22:29,031 --> 00:22:30,510 Aaargh! 192 00:22:32,071 --> 00:22:35,188 Oh, you poor dear! I'll get you some cold water. 193 00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:44,030 - What are you doing? - I've lost the aspirin. Can you move over a bit? 194 00:22:45,871 --> 00:22:48,102 Move over a bit more, I can't find it. 195 00:22:48,592 --> 00:22:50,628 Aargh! 196 00:22:50,832 --> 00:22:56,031 Up, out you go! Oh, you poor thing! Oh, my goodness! 197 00:22:56,232 --> 00:23:00,384 - Oh, you poor darling. - Get that thing out of there! 198 00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:06,301 Come here, dear. Sit down there. 199 00:23:06,512 --> 00:23:09,310 Why... Aargh! 200 00:23:12,673 --> 00:23:14,948 Get me out of here! 201 00:23:15,153 --> 00:23:17,951 Oh, my boiled little sugar bunny! 202 00:23:20,953 --> 00:23:25,344 I'm so sorry, darling. I'm so sorry. 203 00:23:30,793 --> 00:23:32,465 Ooh! 204 00:23:33,873 --> 00:23:39,153 Get that thing out of here! Oh, I'm so sorry, darling. 205 00:23:45,794 --> 00:23:47,910 - Oh, darling. You sit down. - Alright. 206 00:23:48,114 --> 00:23:51,868 I think I'd better go and get some dry clothes on. 207 00:23:52,074 --> 00:23:54,463 Will you get out of my way? 208 00:24:04,595 --> 00:24:06,984 You wax-eater! 209 00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:31,314 Oh... 210 00:24:42,236 --> 00:24:46,752 ♪ You're perspiring. Maybe you have got a fever. ♪ 211 00:24:47,476 --> 00:24:52,995 I do feel hot. You'd better take my temperature. 212 00:24:53,197 --> 00:24:55,313 Get that thermometer. 213 00:24:55,517 --> 00:24:59,305 - The what? - Thermometer. You'll find it on the shelf. 214 00:25:00,397 --> 00:25:02,035 Oh... 215 00:25:22,198 --> 00:25:24,109 What does it say? 216 00:25:26,278 --> 00:25:28,348 "Wet and windy." 217 00:25:33,318 --> 00:25:35,354 That's a barometer! 218 00:25:53,479 --> 00:25:55,595 Why did you get a veterinarian? 219 00:25:55,799 --> 00:25:57,915 I didn't think his religion would make any difference. 220 00:26:02,599 --> 00:26:06,035 This way, Doctor. 221 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,558 - This is Mr Hardy. - Hello, Doctor. 222 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,957 Doctor, I'm so glad you're here. My husband's been suffering terribly. 223 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,196 What seems to be the trouble? 224 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,789 I think he's suffering from a nervous shakedown. 225 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,036 Oh. 226 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,357 O-ho... 227 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,357 Aha... 228 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,117 Aha... 229 00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:35,953 My, my, my... 230 00:26:36,161 --> 00:26:40,757 ♪ - What is it, Doctor? - It looks like a bad case of canis deliris. ♪ 231 00:26:40,961 --> 00:26:43,475 - As bad as that? - Even worse. 232 00:26:43,681 --> 00:26:46,832 ♪ It might be double canis deliris. ♪ 233 00:26:47,041 --> 00:26:52,069 - If it's that bad you should give him something. - Oh, Doctor! You must give him something. 234 00:26:52,281 --> 00:26:56,274 Now there, darling, you be quiet. Oh, my poor little lambkin. 235 00:26:56,481 --> 00:26:59,952 He's going to be alright. Yes, he is. 236 00:27:00,162 --> 00:27:04,360 Sit up, sit up. 237 00:27:05,922 --> 00:27:07,992 Open up your mouth. 238 00:27:17,362 --> 00:27:20,035 There, darling. Everything is going to be alright. 239 00:27:20,242 --> 00:27:23,155 - Do you think I'd better put him to bed? - No, no. 240 00:27:23,363 --> 00:27:28,596 What he really needs is a long ocean voyage with plenty of tropical air and sun. 241 00:27:28,803 --> 00:27:32,716 I suggest a trip to... a trip to... 242 00:27:33,803 --> 00:27:35,077 ..Honolulu. 243 00:27:35,283 --> 00:27:37,956 But Doctor, wouldn't the mountains do as well? 244 00:27:38,163 --> 00:27:41,200 I'm a very bad sailor and I can't stand the water. 245 00:27:41,403 --> 00:27:44,122 No. I'm sorry, Mrs Hardy. 246 00:27:44,323 --> 00:27:48,761 A voyage to Honolulu is the only cure for your husband. 247 00:27:55,124 --> 00:27:56,876 I won't go to Honolulu. 248 00:27:57,084 --> 00:28:00,235 If you can't go, sugar, I'll just stay home and suffer. 249 00:28:00,444 --> 00:28:03,959 You'll do nothing of the kind. If the doctor says you must go to Honolulu, 250 00:28:04,164 --> 00:28:06,234 you'll do just as the doctor says. 251 00:28:06,444 --> 00:28:11,313 But I can't go to Honolulu alone. I've got to have someone to take care of me. 252 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:14,597 Maybe Stanley will be kind enough to go with you. 253 00:28:14,805 --> 00:28:18,878 Well, I never thought of that. Will you go, Stanley? 254 00:28:19,085 --> 00:28:21,474 - Where? - To Honolulu! 255 00:28:21,685 --> 00:28:24,153 - I can't go to Honolulu. - Why? 256 00:28:24,365 --> 00:28:26,083 I'm going to the convention. 257 00:28:26,285 --> 00:28:28,515 What do you mean you're going to the convention? 258 00:28:28,725 --> 00:28:32,274 I forgot to tell you. I asked Betty and she said that I could go. 259 00:28:32,485 --> 00:28:35,045 That settles it. I'm not going to Honolulu. 260 00:28:35,245 --> 00:28:39,683 Oh, yes, you are. You're going to Honolulu if you have to go alone! 261 00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:45,085 If I have to go to Honolulu alone, he's going with me! 262 00:30:00,849 --> 00:30:05,001 Hey! Kitty, kitty, kitty! Boo, boo, boo, boo! 263 00:30:06,249 --> 00:30:08,160 Hey! Isn't she a "Dob"? 264 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:37,805 - Texas 97! - Texas 93! 265 00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:41,525 ♪ - New York 43! - Washington 27! ♪ 266 00:31:17,012 --> 00:31:18,730 Texas 97! 267 00:31:18,932 --> 00:31:23,289 Hey! Oh, no, no, no... That's still going to go on the floor. 268 00:31:23,492 --> 00:31:28,282 - Well, well, well... California, eh? - 19. 269 00:31:28,492 --> 00:31:32,485 Hey, I bet you don't grow flowers there that smell like this. 270 00:31:39,013 --> 00:31:41,925 That's a "Dob", isn't it, boy? 271 00:31:48,413 --> 00:31:51,485 Can you take it? Say, boys, come on! 272 00:31:51,693 --> 00:31:54,366 Come over to my table and have a drink. 273 00:31:55,973 --> 00:31:58,329 Oh boy, oh boy! Right, sit down. 274 00:31:59,054 --> 00:32:00,612 Sit down! 275 00:32:02,414 --> 00:32:05,326 Hey, waiter! A bottle of champagne! 276 00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:09,090 Oh, boy! Ha, ha, ha! 277 00:32:09,294 --> 00:32:11,012 Have a cigarette. 278 00:32:19,054 --> 00:32:21,010 Have a cigarette. 279 00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:30,289 You guys are killing me! 280 00:32:30,495 --> 00:32:32,690 Great gag, huh? Great gag. 281 00:32:35,415 --> 00:32:38,088 ♪ Down on a South Sea island ♪ 282 00:32:38,295 --> 00:32:40,934 ♪ Underneath the beauty of the stars ♪ 283 00:32:41,135 --> 00:32:46,687 ♪ I strayed upon some maidens who were strummin' on their guitars ♪ 284 00:32:46,895 --> 00:32:52,368 ♪ A hula maid was dancing and I knew I'd found my paradise ♪ 285 00:32:52,576 --> 00:32:57,286 ♪ So this is what I told her as I gazed into her eyes ♪ 286 00:32:57,496 --> 00:33:02,934 ♪ Honolulu Baby where did you get those eyes ♪ 287 00:33:03,136 --> 00:33:08,369 ♪ And the dark complexion I just idolise? ♪ 288 00:33:08,576 --> 00:33:14,129 ♪ Honolulu baby where did you get that style ♪ 289 00:33:14,337 --> 00:33:20,856 ♪ And those pretty red lips and that sunny smile? ♪ 290 00:33:21,057 --> 00:33:23,776 ♪ When you start to dance your hula hooping dance ♪ 291 00:33:23,977 --> 00:33:26,491 ♪ Then you shake it up and down ♪ 292 00:33:26,697 --> 00:33:29,086 ♪ You shake a little here you shake a little there ♪ 293 00:33:29,297 --> 00:33:31,253 ♪ When you've got the boys going to town ♪ 294 00:33:31,457 --> 00:33:36,975 ♪ Honolulu Baby you know your stuff ♪ 295 00:33:37,177 --> 00:33:42,332 ♪ Honolulu Baby gonna call your bluff ♪ 296 00:33:43,578 --> 00:33:45,569 ♪ Di, di, di... ♪ 297 00:34:02,258 --> 00:34:06,013 You see? We're killing two birds with one stone. 298 00:34:06,219 --> 00:34:10,451 We're seeing as much here as we could've seen in Honolulu. 299 00:34:10,659 --> 00:34:13,537 Hey, what's the laugh? I don't get it. 300 00:34:13,739 --> 00:34:15,695 Shall we tell him? 301 00:34:15,899 --> 00:34:19,812 Our wives think that we're in Honolulu for my health. 302 00:34:20,019 --> 00:34:22,579 You're pulling a fast one, huh? 303 00:35:05,821 --> 00:35:08,130 ♪ Oh, boy! ♪ 304 00:35:08,341 --> 00:35:13,210 What did I tell you? We've been to the convention, had a swell time, 305 00:35:13,421 --> 00:35:19,258 we're going home in the morning and nobody's any the wiser. 306 00:35:19,462 --> 00:35:22,181 By the way, what part of California are you fellows from? 307 00:35:22,382 --> 00:35:24,498 Los Angeles. 308 00:35:24,702 --> 00:35:28,775 Los Angeles? What a small world, what a small world! 309 00:35:28,982 --> 00:35:30,859 I've got a sister who lives out there. 310 00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:35,419 No kidding. I haven't laid eyes on her since I got out of reform school! 311 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:38,736 I've got a great idea for a gag. Know what I'm gonna do? 312 00:35:38,942 --> 00:35:43,698 I'm going to call her up long-distance and disguise my voice so she won't know who it is! 313 00:35:43,903 --> 00:35:45,939 Oh, that's a "Dob"! 314 00:35:46,143 --> 00:35:50,056 Hey, waiter! Another bottle of bubble water. I'll be right back! 315 00:35:58,383 --> 00:36:00,738 Hello? Hello? 316 00:36:00,943 --> 00:36:03,855 - Here's your long-distance call. - Oh, swell! 317 00:36:07,864 --> 00:36:10,583 Hello? Hello? Hello? 318 00:36:10,784 --> 00:36:14,015 I'll bet you can't guess who this is! 319 00:36:14,224 --> 00:36:16,454 Alright, who is it? 320 00:36:16,664 --> 00:36:18,575 It's your little brother Charlie. 321 00:36:18,784 --> 00:36:22,015 Well, for goodness' sake! It's my brother Charlie. 322 00:36:22,304 --> 00:36:23,737 Where are you? 323 00:36:23,944 --> 00:36:27,619 I'm in Chicago. They're throwing a convention for me. 324 00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:32,140 Well, fancy hearing from you after all these years. 325 00:36:32,141 --> 00:36:35,141 I haven't seen you since you sang in the choir. 326 00:36:35,185 --> 00:36:39,940 And you used to pump the organ, remember? You little organ pumper, you! 327 00:36:42,985 --> 00:36:47,854 Listen, I want you to talk to a fellow from Los Angeles. A swell guy. 328 00:36:48,065 --> 00:36:50,021 Wait a minute. Here, go ahead. 329 00:36:51,505 --> 00:36:56,021 Hello? So this is Charlie's sweet little sister. 330 00:36:57,025 --> 00:36:59,460 I feel just like I know you. 331 00:37:01,706 --> 00:37:05,619 Charlie tells me you're from Los Angeles. What part? 332 00:37:05,826 --> 00:37:07,896 All of me! 333 00:37:09,186 --> 00:37:11,620 What did she say? 334 00:37:11,826 --> 00:37:14,579 She asked me if I was from Los Angeles and I said, "Yes". 335 00:37:14,786 --> 00:37:17,983 Then she said, "What part?" and I said, "All of me!" 336 00:37:18,186 --> 00:37:20,780 Wasn't that a "Dob"? 337 00:37:25,907 --> 00:37:30,856 You little jokester. When you get back to town, drop in and see me. 338 00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:34,864 I'd just love to have you meet my husband. 339 00:37:35,067 --> 00:37:38,059 I sure will! What's the address? 340 00:37:38,867 --> 00:37:40,585 Write this down. 341 00:37:40,787 --> 00:37:45,781 2-2-2-2 Fairview Avenue. 342 00:37:46,027 --> 00:37:48,178 2-2... 343 00:37:52,028 --> 00:37:54,258 Eh... Goodbye, sugar. 344 00:37:55,068 --> 00:37:58,378 - What did you hang up for? - We had a bad connection. 345 00:37:58,588 --> 00:38:01,944 - But isn't she a swell gal? - She sure is. 346 00:38:02,148 --> 00:38:05,220 - Uh-oh. - What's the matter, Lottie? 347 00:38:05,428 --> 00:38:09,899 If I didn't know that Oliver was in Honolulu, I'd swear that was he on the phone. 348 00:38:10,108 --> 00:38:15,342 They're in Honolulu, alright. But Stanley wouldn't dare lie to me. 349 00:38:17,109 --> 00:38:22,741 I'd hate to think what would happen if he ever did. 350 00:38:22,949 --> 00:38:25,702 Let these fellows have a chance. Come on! 351 00:38:29,509 --> 00:38:30,908 - Good evening. - Good evening. 352 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:33,623 - Jack, how are you? - Glad to see you. 353 00:38:33,829 --> 00:38:36,184 - Am I glad to see you! - Aahh! 354 00:38:41,070 --> 00:38:42,742 Do you know that's my wife? 355 00:38:42,950 --> 00:38:44,429 Texas 97! 356 00:38:44,630 --> 00:38:46,666 New York 43! 357 00:38:48,830 --> 00:38:50,980 New York 47! 358 00:38:53,070 --> 00:38:55,709 ♪ Extra paper! Get your evening paper! ♪ 359 00:38:55,910 --> 00:38:58,185 ♪ Honolulu liner sinking! Extra! ♪ 360 00:39:01,270 --> 00:39:03,831 Lottie, Lottie! Look! 361 00:39:04,031 --> 00:39:07,501 I just read it. What are we gonna do? 362 00:39:07,711 --> 00:39:11,386 I'll telephone the steamship company and find out if they have a list of the survivors yet. 363 00:39:11,591 --> 00:39:14,981 No! No, we go down there. Go on, get your hat! 364 00:39:15,191 --> 00:39:17,227 Alright, I'll meet you outside. 365 00:39:37,712 --> 00:39:41,591 Quiet, please! Mr Ruthbert has a radiogram he wishes to read. 366 00:39:41,792 --> 00:39:44,625 This is the latest wireless report. 367 00:39:44,832 --> 00:39:47,300 "Honolulu Steamship Company, Los Angeles." 368 00:39:47,512 --> 00:39:52,347 "The survivors of the ill-fated liner have been transferred to the rescue ship." 369 00:39:52,552 --> 00:39:57,468 "A list of the casualties will be made known as soon as a complete check-up is made." 370 00:39:57,673 --> 00:40:03,270 "Expect to arrive in port in 36 hours." Signed, Captain John Zilo. 371 00:40:03,473 --> 00:40:08,752 Oh, Betty. I do hope the boys are safe. The suspense is just killing me! 372 00:40:08,953 --> 00:40:11,592 Have courage, Lottie. Let's not think of the worst. 373 00:40:11,793 --> 00:40:15,752 Well, I try not to, but... I'm so worried about Oliver. 374 00:40:15,953 --> 00:40:18,593 You know how unselfish he always was. 375 00:40:18,794 --> 00:40:22,389 He wouldn't leave that ship until everybody was saved. 376 00:40:22,594 --> 00:40:25,904 Well, if they're safe, Oliver certainly deserves a medal. 377 00:40:26,114 --> 00:40:30,187 - You know, Stanley can't swim a stroke. - Oh, I never thought of that! 378 00:40:48,435 --> 00:40:51,745 Here you are, old man. Just keep the change. 379 00:41:01,235 --> 00:41:03,351 ♪ Honolulu Baby ♪ 380 00:41:03,555 --> 00:41:05,352 ♪ Where did you get those eyes ♪ 381 00:41:05,555 --> 00:41:09,515 ♪ And your dark complexion that I idolise? ♪ 382 00:41:09,716 --> 00:41:13,550 ♪ Honolulu Baby where did you get those eyes ♪ 383 00:41:13,756 --> 00:41:17,544 ♪ And your dark complexion that I idolise? ♪ 384 00:41:17,756 --> 00:41:21,544 ♪ Honolulu Baby where did you get those eyes ♪ 385 00:41:21,756 --> 00:41:26,352 ♪ and your dark complexion that I idolise? ♪ 386 00:41:26,556 --> 00:41:28,706 Maybe they're in Betty's house. 387 00:41:29,356 --> 00:41:31,665 ♪ Honolulu Baby ♪ 388 00:41:31,876 --> 00:41:33,788 ♪ Where did you get those eyes ♪ 389 00:41:33,997 --> 00:41:37,706 ♪ And your dark complexion that I idolise? ♪ 390 00:41:37,917 --> 00:41:41,910 ♪ Honolulu Baby where did you get those eyes ♪ 391 00:41:42,117 --> 00:41:46,156 ♪ And your dark complexion that I idolise? ♪ 392 00:41:46,357 --> 00:41:48,268 ♪ Honolulu Baby... ♪ 393 00:41:58,478 --> 00:42:01,868 Aloha! Baby's here! 394 00:42:11,838 --> 00:42:15,467 Aloha! Baby's here! 395 00:42:15,678 --> 00:42:17,634 Aloha! 396 00:42:27,079 --> 00:42:29,229 Get that thing out of the way! 397 00:42:29,439 --> 00:42:31,589 Aloha! 398 00:42:34,479 --> 00:42:36,470 Aloha! 399 00:42:37,119 --> 00:42:39,075 Baby's home, sugar! 400 00:42:41,679 --> 00:42:44,068 Get out of my way! 401 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,917 Aahh! 402 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,276 - I wonder where she is. - Maybe she went out. 403 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:09,530 I know she went out, but what I'd like to know is where did she went! 404 00:43:10,418 --> 00:43:14,922 - Maybe she went to the mountains with Betty. - That's probably just where she is. 405 00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:16,917 She makes me sick! 406 00:43:17,119 --> 00:43:20,499 She knew we were coming today. Why did she go to the mountains? 407 00:43:20,708 --> 00:43:24,927 Well, if she didn't go to the mountains, Mohammed would have to come here. 408 00:43:28,525 --> 00:43:32,029 What has Mohammed got to do with my wife? 409 00:43:34,626 --> 00:43:36,452 "Notes from the clubs". 410 00:43:36,660 --> 00:43:38,486 - Ooohh! - What's the matter? 411 00:43:38,695 --> 00:43:41,678 "Honolulu liner sinking. Foundering in typhoon." 412 00:43:41,885 --> 00:43:45,469 "Passengers and crew on SS Muana in panic as wireless fails." 413 00:43:45,674 --> 00:43:49,939 "Sister ship Leuana reaches scene of disaster in 90 mile gale." 414 00:43:50,140 --> 00:43:53,043 "Rescue ship due back in Los Angeles harbour tomorrow." 415 00:43:53,251 --> 00:43:54,521 - Oh... - Oh! 416 00:43:54,726 --> 00:43:58,673 Can you beat that? I'm sure glad we didn't go. 417 00:43:58,874 --> 00:44:00,507 If we had... 418 00:44:00,748 --> 00:44:02,415 Ooohh! What are we going to do? 419 00:44:02,622 --> 00:44:05,651 We've got to get out of here. We'll spend the night in a hotel. 420 00:44:05,853 --> 00:44:08,440 Put that paper down and let's go! 421 00:44:08,645 --> 00:44:10,312 Get that! 422 00:44:12,154 --> 00:44:15,420 Pick that up so they won't know that we've been here. 423 00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:19,361 - Betty, let me... - No, I'll pay. 424 00:44:19,572 --> 00:44:21,319 Take everything! 425 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:24,915 Aaahhh! 426 00:44:25,115 --> 00:44:29,381 We'll hide. No, not there! Get up! 427 00:44:33,770 --> 00:44:35,880 - Come on, get... - Ooohh! 428 00:44:42,025 --> 00:44:43,662 Oh! Get... 429 00:44:47,784 --> 00:44:52,333 - Betty, did you hear that? - I certainly did. 430 00:45:01,540 --> 00:45:03,815 There's no one in there. 431 00:45:04,740 --> 00:45:09,688 Betty, I could have sworn I heard that door close. 432 00:45:09,898 --> 00:45:13,572 It's probably our imagination. We're both so nervous and upset. 433 00:45:13,778 --> 00:45:17,406 Oh, Betty! Do you really think that they're safe? 434 00:45:17,616 --> 00:45:21,325 Don't worry, dear. Let's think for the best. 435 00:45:21,536 --> 00:45:23,288 Oh... 436 00:45:24,775 --> 00:45:27,527 Oh I... Ooh! 437 00:45:27,734 --> 00:45:29,964 I have the strangest feeling. I... 438 00:45:31,533 --> 00:45:34,889 I feel as if they were hovering right over me! 439 00:45:35,092 --> 00:45:37,401 Don't talk that way! You give me the jitters! 440 00:45:37,612 --> 00:45:40,409 I'm just going all to pieces! 441 00:45:40,610 --> 00:45:45,763 - If you're going to act that way, I'm going. - Don't leave me, Betty! Don't leave me here! 442 00:45:45,970 --> 00:45:48,359 We've got to face this situation with determination. 443 00:45:48,569 --> 00:45:51,720 I know, I'm doing the best I can. 444 00:45:51,928 --> 00:45:54,567 - Do you think they saw us? - Of course not! 445 00:45:54,768 --> 00:46:01,160 If they had, they'd be up here. To catch a Hardy they have to get up very early in the morning. 446 00:46:01,366 --> 00:46:04,675 - What time? - About half past... What time! 447 00:46:06,844 --> 00:46:08,835 Shh! 448 00:46:09,044 --> 00:46:11,558 Be careful! Do you want them to hear us? 449 00:46:12,403 --> 00:46:14,758 How are we going to get to a hotel? 450 00:46:15,723 --> 00:46:18,919 Simple. We'll go down through Betty's house. 451 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,476 Locked. 452 00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:30,718 - It looks like we're here for the night. - We can't sit up here all night. 453 00:46:30,919 --> 00:46:32,954 We are not going to sit up all night. 454 00:46:33,158 --> 00:46:38,152 We'll fix ourselves a nice bed and be just as comfortable as two peas in a pod. 455 00:46:39,118 --> 00:46:40,835 Ooh! 456 00:46:41,037 --> 00:46:42,628 Oh... 457 00:46:44,556 --> 00:46:46,467 Give me a hand with the spring. 458 00:46:47,995 --> 00:46:50,554 - Shh! - Don't shush me! 459 00:47:02,391 --> 00:47:04,427 - Shh! - Shh! 460 00:47:13,949 --> 00:47:16,098 Hold this while I get some rope. 461 00:47:25,305 --> 00:47:29,696 Don't sit there looking at me. Do something to help me! Get me some rope. 462 00:47:29,905 --> 00:47:33,863 - What are you going to do with it? - None of your business. Do as I tell you! 463 00:47:35,304 --> 00:47:38,295 - Shh! - It serves you right! 464 00:48:21,253 --> 00:48:24,927 No, Betty. Now I wish I'd let him go to the convention. 465 00:48:25,132 --> 00:48:30,046 He could be having such a good time instead of being in that awful shipwreck. 466 00:48:33,290 --> 00:48:35,245 It's all my fault! 467 00:48:35,449 --> 00:48:38,884 Don't worry, Lottie. Maybe they're not as bad off as we think. 468 00:48:39,088 --> 00:48:43,684 Oh, Betty. If I could only see him just once more. 469 00:49:04,522 --> 00:49:06,115 I can't believe it! 470 00:49:06,322 --> 00:49:09,519 Just wait 'til you get back home, you inflated tadpole. 471 00:49:12,281 --> 00:49:13,713 - Sit down! - Shut up! 472 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:17,117 - Lottie! - So Stan wouldn't dare lie to you? 473 00:49:17,319 --> 00:49:20,072 Don't you worry about it. 474 00:49:34,475 --> 00:49:37,945 - Can you imagine them going to that convention? - I don't mind that so much. 475 00:49:38,154 --> 00:49:42,669 It's the idea of them making a sucker out of me. That's what burns me up. 476 00:49:42,873 --> 00:49:45,306 - Sit down, Lottie. You make me nervous. - Oh, shut up! 477 00:49:45,513 --> 00:49:49,265 Stanley wouldn't dare lie to you... Ha, ha, ha! 478 00:49:49,471 --> 00:49:53,146 It's the first time he ever did, and if it wasn't for your husband's bad influence 479 00:49:53,350 --> 00:49:55,102 this never would have happened. 480 00:49:55,309 --> 00:49:57,266 Oh, is that so? 481 00:49:57,470 --> 00:50:00,779 Are you trying to infer that my husband alone was the cause of this? 482 00:50:00,989 --> 00:50:05,266 - I certainly am. - That wax-eater of yours is no different. 483 00:50:05,468 --> 00:50:07,583 He had just as much to do with this as my Oliver did. 484 00:50:07,788 --> 00:50:11,256 I admit that he lied, but there is one thing I do know. 485 00:50:11,466 --> 00:50:16,334 When he gets back home and I ask him, he'll confess and tell me everything. 486 00:50:16,545 --> 00:50:19,980 - Ha, ha, ha. - That's more than that blimp of yours will do. 487 00:50:22,584 --> 00:50:26,371 ♪ Just wait 'til they get back home and I'll show you who the truthful one is. ♪ 488 00:50:26,583 --> 00:50:29,779 - I'll show you that my Oliver is upright. - Oh, skip it. 489 00:50:31,302 --> 00:50:34,020 There you are. Fit for a king! 490 00:50:34,221 --> 00:50:36,893 We'll have a good night's sleep, go down in the morning, 491 00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:42,173 tell them about the shipwreck, and nobody will be any the wiser. 492 00:50:42,378 --> 00:50:44,687 - I've got to hand it to you. - For what? 493 00:50:44,897 --> 00:50:50,574 For the meticulous care with which you have executed your finely formulated machinations 494 00:50:50,778 --> 00:50:54,452 in extricating us from this devastating dilemma. 495 00:50:58,495 --> 00:51:00,849 Then, on the other hand... 496 00:51:01,055 --> 00:51:03,123 - Get in bed. - Huh? 497 00:51:06,452 --> 00:51:08,283 "Meticulous"... 498 00:51:11,492 --> 00:51:13,687 Now hold it for me. 499 00:51:19,370 --> 00:51:22,645 - Now, isn't this nice? - It sure is. 500 00:51:22,849 --> 00:51:25,204 We're just like two peas in a pot. 501 00:51:27,967 --> 00:51:31,403 Not "pot". "Pod". 502 00:51:32,246 --> 00:51:33,964 Po-d! 503 00:51:42,405 --> 00:51:43,996 Po-d. 504 00:51:45,843 --> 00:51:49,471 Good night, I'll run along. If they come here first, give me a call. 505 00:51:49,683 --> 00:51:51,638 ♪ I'm dyingto hear Oliver's story. ♪ 506 00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:03,518 - Oh, Betty! What was that? - I'll find out. 507 00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:04,994 Wait! 508 00:52:09,478 --> 00:52:12,310 They are probably asleep and didn't hear it. 509 00:52:12,878 --> 00:52:14,469 We sure were lucky. 510 00:52:15,636 --> 00:52:19,025 Oh, Betty! Do be careful. It might be a burglar. 511 00:52:19,236 --> 00:52:23,194 Don't worry about me. I've got my gun and I've never missed yet. 512 00:52:23,394 --> 00:52:26,352 - Ohh! - Quick! Let's get on the roof! Come on! 513 00:53:01,066 --> 00:53:03,181 There's something very strange going on. 514 00:53:03,385 --> 00:53:06,218 - I'm going to call the police. - That's a fine idea. 515 00:53:12,823 --> 00:53:15,574 - Now what are we going to do? - What do you think? 516 00:53:15,782 --> 00:53:18,899 I'm not going to sit here all night and catch pneumonia. 517 00:53:19,102 --> 00:53:24,095 We'll ride down the drainpipe, put our clothes on in the garage and go to a hotel. 518 00:53:24,300 --> 00:53:26,939 You can do what you like, but I'm going home. 519 00:53:27,139 --> 00:53:30,768 - What are you going to tell Betty? - I'll tell her everything. 520 00:53:30,979 --> 00:53:33,412 - So, you're turning yellow. - Huh? 521 00:53:33,618 --> 00:53:35,847 You're yellow. 522 00:53:39,176 --> 00:53:42,647 - It must be the lightning. - You little double-crosser! 523 00:53:42,856 --> 00:53:44,926 If you go downstairs and spill the beans, 524 00:53:45,135 --> 00:53:48,491 I'll tell Betty that I caught you smoking a cigarette. 525 00:53:48,694 --> 00:53:52,811 Alright, go ahead and tell her. What do you think..? 526 00:53:53,013 --> 00:53:56,528 - Would you tell her that? - I certainly would. 527 00:53:58,772 --> 00:54:00,921 - Would you? - I would. 528 00:54:03,330 --> 00:54:09,121 You know what we'll do? We'll climb down the garage and change our clothes in the drainpipe. 529 00:54:09,330 --> 00:54:15,278 Then we'll go to a hotel and we'll be just as comfortable as two peas in a po-d. 530 00:54:17,967 --> 00:54:20,197 Go on. Get down. Go on. 531 00:54:20,407 --> 00:54:22,442 You'll have me catching ammonia... pneumonia! 532 00:54:40,682 --> 00:54:42,877 Spread your legs! 533 00:54:52,278 --> 00:54:58,274 - Why did you tell me to spread my legs? - I didn't want you to get your feet wet. 534 00:54:58,478 --> 00:55:00,593 Help me get out of here! 535 00:55:12,794 --> 00:55:14,863 Don't tell him anything. 536 00:55:15,073 --> 00:55:17,791 - What's going on here? - Nothing, Officer. 537 00:55:17,993 --> 00:55:20,301 - Where do you live? - I'd rather not say. 538 00:55:20,512 --> 00:55:23,026 - So you don't want to talk? - Well, it's just... 539 00:55:23,232 --> 00:55:24,744 - Where do you live? - Huh? 540 00:55:24,952 --> 00:55:28,307 - Where do you live? - Next door to him. 541 00:55:28,511 --> 00:55:31,024 - Where does he live? - In there. 542 00:55:31,230 --> 00:55:33,379 Quit your kidding! Where does he live? 543 00:55:33,590 --> 00:55:36,421 I'm not kidding! If you don't believe me, go in and ask them. 544 00:55:36,628 --> 00:55:38,583 Such a good idea! Come on! 545 00:55:39,748 --> 00:55:42,579 Come on! Get going! Hurry up! 546 00:55:43,906 --> 00:55:45,737 - Is this the house? - Yes, sir. 547 00:55:48,507 --> 00:55:51,418 Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. 548 00:55:51,625 --> 00:55:53,138 What do we tell them? 549 00:55:53,345 --> 00:55:56,859 - You think up your story, I've got mine. - I can't think of any. 550 00:55:57,064 --> 00:55:58,974 Hey, here they are now! Where's that gun? 551 00:55:59,183 --> 00:56:02,732 Wait a minute, calm yourself! Let's hear their story first. 552 00:56:02,942 --> 00:56:07,457 Don't forget, you and I have a little argument to settle. After that, you can do as you please. 553 00:56:07,661 --> 00:56:10,128 Alright, I'll show you. 554 00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:14,572 Thank you, Officer. 555 00:56:14,780 --> 00:56:17,657 Oh, Oliver! What's happened, where are your clothes? 556 00:56:17,859 --> 00:56:21,248 - Wait 'til I get my second wind. - Stanley, whatever happened? 557 00:56:21,458 --> 00:56:24,130 You tell your story, Ollie. 558 00:56:24,337 --> 00:56:28,124 On our way back from Honolulu we were in a terrible shipwreck. 559 00:56:28,336 --> 00:56:30,531 You see. If you'd let me go to the convention, 560 00:56:30,735 --> 00:56:32,884 I wouldn't have gone through this horrible experience. 561 00:56:33,095 --> 00:56:36,326 Oh, tell us all about it, please! 562 00:56:36,534 --> 00:56:38,286 Alright, alright. 563 00:56:38,495 --> 00:56:43,806 We were sailing along in clear weather when all of a sudden a terrible storm came up. 564 00:56:44,013 --> 00:56:47,971 - Didn't it, Stanley? - Yeah, and then we floundered in a typhoid. 565 00:56:48,171 --> 00:56:52,288 Not "typhoid". He means "typhoon", sugar. 566 00:56:52,490 --> 00:56:56,084 The ship started to sink and we both dived overboard. 567 00:56:56,289 --> 00:57:00,201 - Didn't we, Stanley? - Just as the boat went down for the third time. 568 00:57:01,649 --> 00:57:05,607 - And here we are. - Aren't you glad we got back home safe? 569 00:57:05,807 --> 00:57:07,604 Well, what's new, sugar? 570 00:57:07,957 --> 00:57:12,107 Well, the rescue ship with the survivors doesn't get in until tomorrow. 571 00:57:12,316 --> 00:57:14,226 - The rescue... - Oh. 572 00:57:14,435 --> 00:57:19,791 - It must have got there after we left. - Yes, it must have got there after we left. 573 00:57:19,994 --> 00:57:21,585 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 574 00:57:21,793 --> 00:57:23,863 Well, how did you get here? 575 00:57:24,673 --> 00:57:28,790 - Why... Err... - Oh, we ship-hiked. 576 00:57:28,992 --> 00:57:30,948 That's right, we... 577 00:57:31,152 --> 00:57:32,470 We ship-hiked. 578 00:57:32,671 --> 00:57:35,742 - Ship-hiked? - Yes, we thumbed our way. 579 00:57:35,950 --> 00:57:37,827 What do you mean, thumbed your way? 580 00:57:38,029 --> 00:57:42,260 Well... Stan and I would be swimming along, we'd see a boat coming our way, 581 00:57:42,469 --> 00:57:44,857 we'd go like that, and they'd pick us up. 582 00:57:45,068 --> 00:57:46,420 - Wouldn't they? - Yeah. 583 00:57:46,627 --> 00:57:49,698 - That is, if they were going our way. - Certainly. 584 00:57:49,906 --> 00:57:53,456 You see, Betty? He's no different from the rest! 585 00:57:53,666 --> 00:57:56,498 They're both like two peas in a pod. 586 00:57:56,905 --> 00:57:59,419 - Po-d. - Shut up! 587 00:57:59,625 --> 00:58:03,582 - Have you anything else to say? - Why, no. 588 00:58:03,783 --> 00:58:08,572 That's all there is. There isn't any more. Is there, Stanley? 589 00:58:08,782 --> 00:58:12,820 No, that's our story and we're stuck with it... in it. 590 00:58:16,221 --> 00:58:19,132 - Oliver. - What, sugar? 591 00:58:19,780 --> 00:58:26,013 Oliver, I want you to be big. Bigger than you've ever been before. 592 00:58:26,858 --> 00:58:29,849 Are you telling me the truth? 593 00:58:30,057 --> 00:58:32,810 What do you mean, am I telling you the truth? 594 00:58:33,016 --> 00:58:37,302 Do you think a story like that could come from my mind 595 00:58:37,303 --> 00:58:41,203 if it wasn't the truth? It's ridiculous! 596 00:58:41,255 --> 00:58:44,451 - It's absurd! - It's the silliest thing I've ever heard. 597 00:58:44,654 --> 00:58:49,123 Well, it certainly is. It's too far-fetched not to be the truth. 598 00:58:49,333 --> 00:58:52,051 - Isn't it, Stanley? - It's imposterous. 599 00:58:57,331 --> 00:58:59,685 - Stanley? - What? 600 00:59:00,890 --> 00:59:02,561 Stanley? 601 00:59:06,009 --> 00:59:11,445 Honest confession is good for the soul. Is Oliver telling the truth? 602 00:59:17,766 --> 00:59:20,040 Go ahead and tell her. 603 00:59:27,843 --> 00:59:29,560 Is he? 604 00:59:30,402 --> 00:59:34,953 No! We went to the convention. We didn't go to Honolulu at all! 605 00:59:35,161 --> 00:59:38,392 He told me to tell you we were sinking in that shipwreck. 606 00:59:38,601 --> 00:59:41,831 We were up on the roof. 607 00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:45,190 We slept in the attic. 608 00:59:46,359 --> 00:59:49,634 Come on, Stanley. 609 00:59:52,157 --> 00:59:53,909 Come on, Stanley. 610 01:00:34,907 --> 01:00:37,660 How about you and me going to the mountains? 611 01:00:51,064 --> 01:00:53,133 You're not moving out tonight are you, sugar? 612 01:00:56,502 --> 01:01:00,619 Why don't you wait 'til tomorrow morning so that we can talk it over? 613 01:01:27,414 --> 01:01:31,167 See, Stanley? Honesty is the best policy. 614 01:02:01,567 --> 01:02:03,683 Help, help, help! 615 01:02:03,886 --> 01:02:08,561 I'll show you, you Son of the Desert. Go to a convention, will you? Ha, ha! 616 01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:30,472 Come in. 617 01:02:36,478 --> 01:02:41,232 - What did she say? - Never mind what she said. What did Betty say? 618 01:02:41,437 --> 01:02:44,746 Betty said that honesty was the best politics. 619 01:02:48,315 --> 01:02:50,828 Look. 620 01:02:56,634 --> 01:03:01,228 ♪ Honolulu Baby won't you close those eyes... ♪ 51733

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