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Jake, time to go! Get your stuff together!
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After you drop him off at his mom's,
you want to see a movie?
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-Sure, that sounds good.
-Cool. Enjoy.
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Why don't you just tell me
you've got a girl coming over?
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-I didn't want to rub your nose in it.
-Thanks.
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-She's gorgeous, by the way.
-Wonderful.
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Why are you putting Jake's stuff
all over the house?
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I want this girl to see I'm not just
another jerk trying to get her into bed.
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-I'm a loving uncle.
-Who's trying to get her into bed.
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That's the loving part.
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This is the book I read to him at bedtime.
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You don't read to Jake.
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That's why you're going to the movies!
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Okay, ready to go.
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Is your skateboard still out
by the front door?
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-Sorry, I'll bring it in.
-No. Leave it there.
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See, I do this thing where
I trip over it, then I bitch a little bit.
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I'm harried, but lovable.
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-You got everything?
-Yep.
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-What about your schoolbooks?
-Oh, right.
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So, what time are you expecting
Little Red Riding Hood?
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And I'm the big, bad wolf.
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Very clever.
And not a bad game to play later.
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A little huffing and puffing and blowing.
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That's The Three Little Pigs.
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Same wolf though, right?
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-Okay, I got my schoolbooks.
-And your homework?
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Charlie, if you took half the energy
you put into manipulating
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casual sexual encounters and used it
to actually build a relationship,
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you'd be a lot happier.
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Hard to imagine.
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Are you saying you never want
to settle down?
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You mean get married?
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Let me tell you something, bunky.
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If you've got someone to clean your house
and do your shopping
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and you're getting action on a regular
basis, the only reason you need a wife
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is if you have some sick compulsion
to give away half your stuff.
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-What about kids?
-I already got one!
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And the best part is he leaves before
we get sick of each other. Right, dude?
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-Right, dude.
-Okay, let's go.
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-Bye, Uncle Charlie.
-See you next week.
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-Where are your shoes?
-Oh, right.
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I have been so depressed since
the divorce, I've gained eight pounds.
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And not one ounce went to my boobs.
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Honey, you're still better off
without the rat bastard.
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But I miss the rat bastard.
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Listen to me, Kathleen.
I thought I missed my husband, too.
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But it turned out to be just
a little prescription mix-up.
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-Hi, Mom!
-And there's my big boy!
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-Don't I get a hug?
-Nope. Gotta drain the lizard.
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Boys.
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-Hey.
-Hi, Alan.
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-He left his homework in the car.
-Thank you.
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Hang on, I have some bills
you need to pay.
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Great. I hope they're really big ones.
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Hi. Alan.
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So you must be Judith's support group.
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That's funny because
I'm kind of supporting her, too.
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It's not funny ha-ha so much as not funny.
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Cookies! Maybe this will take
the taste of foot out of my mouth.
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So, who's the little baker among us?
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Foot.
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-Can I have a cookie?
-Sure, sweetie.
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-You are so cute!
-I know.
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You have a girlfriend yet?
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No, I'm a bachelor like my Uncle Charlie.
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So, you're never going to get married?
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As long as I got someone to clean my
house and action on a regular basis,
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I don't need a wife.
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Excuse me?
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I don't want to give anybody half my stuff.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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This is my favorite part of the house.
I call it God's room.
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Are you religious?
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Tiffany, how can you not be
when you look at something like that?
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In fact, I'm always telling my
little nephew what's important is this.
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Not the big house, or the fancy car,
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or all the expensive toys
I'm always buying him.
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You are amazing.
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I don't know many guys that would
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make room in their lives
for someone else's child.
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He's family.
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What kind of a man doesn't make room
in his life for his own family?
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Look, it's my brother Alan,
who I also made room in my life for.
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Excuse me.
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Bro!
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All right, you moron, what part of
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"stay out, so I can run around naked
with a hot chick" didn't you understand?
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I'm sorry, I'm too depressed
to sit through a movie.
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And you figured ruining my evening
would cheer you up?
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The movie was just a suggestion.
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Go bowling, go sit on the curb,
I don't care.
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Leave me alone!
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-Who's that?
-Judith. Again.
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She's really upset with me.
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-Man, I'm sorry.
-Thank you.
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Now get out.
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Get out? She's upset with me
because of you!
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That's different.
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But still, get out.
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Your sexist, manipulative attitude towards
women just got into Jake's head,
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and he spewed it out in front of his
mother's angry women's support group.
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Wait a minute. Is it a women's
support group that's angry?
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Or a support group just for angry women?
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What difference does it make?
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If they are already angry,
then I'm less culpable.
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Okay, what did Jake say?
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Not much. He just parroted your line
about how women are only good for sex
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and cleaning the house.
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Charlie, you didn't really say that?
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No.
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What I said was is that there is really
no reason to get married
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if you've already got somebody
to clean and...
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You want to go to the movies with me?
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Man, Jake's going to love this video game.
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Listen to this. "Sixteen levels
of ultra-realistic murder and mayhem,
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"twenty-four flesh-ripping weapons,
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"plus gratuitous nudity."
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Let me see that.
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- "Scooter's Magic Tree Fort"?
-Scooter's a zombie.
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It's Tiffany.
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She still talking to you after last weekend?
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What can I tell you?
I am hard to stay mad at.
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Hello? Hey, Tiff.
I've been thinking about you all week.
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Yeah, we did get off to a bad start,
and I really blame myself.
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No, I'd love to try again.
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I'm going to go get Jake,
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but I'll leave the front door unlocked in
case Satan shows up to collect your soul.
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Wait a minute. Alan?
I gotta put you on hold a sec, Tiff.
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How come Judith's not bringing him over?
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I don't know. Judith asked me to do it,
and I just got tired of arguing.
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She still busting your chops
about what Jake said?
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Look, blame it on me.
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-Tell her I'm sorry.
-She won't buy it.
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Sure she will.
Women are suckers for a good apology.
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Just keep shoveling it
on till roses start growing in it.
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Poor Satan. He'll come for your soul
and he'll leave empty-handed.
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Hey, Tiff, I'm back.
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That's kind of harsh.
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Wait a minute. Hello?
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I see, that's not the hold button.
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-Hey, is Jake ready?
-Not exactly.
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Maybe you should come in for a second.
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Judith, how many times have I asked you
to have him ready when l...
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Hello.
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-Sit down, Alan. We want to talk to you.
-We?
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Yes. Sit down.
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Okay.
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I guess I can stay for a minute.
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-No cookies.
-No cookies.
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-Alan, Jake is not here.
-Why not? Where is he?
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-He's sleeping over at a friend's.
-What are you talking about?
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This is my time with him.
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-Yes, I know, but...
-Judith feels she can no longer
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allow her son to be exposed
to the toxic influence of your brother.
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Wait a second.
We have a custody agreement.
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Yes, but Judith feels that
the welfare of her son supersedes that.
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-You can't do this!
-Yes, she can.
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-Who are you?
-They are my friends.
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Wait. What the hell do your friends
have to do with this?
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-We love and support her.
-And we won't let you bully her.
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Wait. Okay, first of all, can the person
I talk to be the person who answers me?
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That's fair.
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Okay, I don't want to talk to you people.
This is between me and Judith.
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You're absolutely right.
Judith, tell him what we agreed.
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Okay. You can see Jake on weekends,
but not at Charlie's house.
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But that's where I live.
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I'm sorry, Alan, but you're
just going to have to choose
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between your son and your brother.
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You know what? Maybe I have a problem
with Jake being in this toxic environment.
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And I am not leaving until you
bitter old crones are out of my house
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and I have my kid back!
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All right. You can stay. But I want my kid.
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Okay, I will go.
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-Morning.
-Hey.
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-Where are the pancakes?
-What pancakes?
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You always make pancakes
on Saturday morning.
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I make them for Jake. Jake's not here.
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-Kind of weird without him, huh?
-Yes.
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Would it lift your spirits
if you made pancakes for me?
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I'm sorry, man.
I told you to blame it all on me.
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Charlie, they had moved way past blame.
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It was more like a jihad.
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Except with no cookies.
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Your big mistake was dealing
with them as a group.
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The trick with women is to split them
off from the herd, one by one.
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Otherwise, they spook
and you risk a stampede.
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Kind of like buffalo.
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In fact, I will bet that's where
that song comes from.
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Buffalo gals, won 't you come out tonight
Come out tonight
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Do you hear yourself?
"Buffalo Gals "? Are you insane?
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This is the kind of talk
that started this whole mess!
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I didn't write the song, Alan.
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-Morning.
-Morning, Berta.
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-What, no pancakes?
-Jake's not here this weekend.
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Why not?
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Apparently Jake took something I said
out of context
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and repeated it in front of his mother
and she overreacted, as is her nature.
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What did you say, numbnuts?
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All I said was if your domestic chores
are taken care of by one woman
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and you have an active sexual life
with other women,
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you don't necessarily need
yet another woman
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with whom to tie the matrimonial knot.
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And which category do I come in under?
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I got to say it's the sweet loving, Berta,
because this place is a mess.
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Morning, everybody. I brought
real maple syrup for the pancakes.
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-There's no pancakes, Rose.
-Because Jake's not here.
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Because Charlie's an idiot.
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Why? I mean, "Why is Jake not here?"
Not "Why is Charlie an idiot?"
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Because we know that.
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Hello? Where's my grandson?
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Oh, God, make this stop.
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Good morning, all.
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-Hi, Mom.
-Morning.
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-So, where's Jake?
-Ask Charlie.
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-Yeah, ask him.
-Charlie?
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See? Just like buffalo.
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No, Evelyn, I am sorry.
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I want you to be able
to spend time with your grandson
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but I just don't want him around Charlie.
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Why? Why do you think?
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That's right.
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No, his attitude toward women is not
a reflection on you or how you raised him.
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Yes, it is.
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Look, there's someone at the door,
I've got to go.
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No, Evelyn, I don't think this would seem
less important if I was "getting a little."
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-Judith, can't we talk about this?
-There's nothing to talk about, Charlie.
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Okay. Don't talk. Just listen.
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I love Jake and I would never
intentionally do anything
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-to influence him in a negative way.
-I don't care about your intentions.
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Okay, I am a jerk, I am immature,
I am self-centered, I am...
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Hi, I'm Charlie.
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Yes, we've heard about you.
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And I will bet none of it's good.
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-I am sorry, what is your name?
-Linda.
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Linda. Really?
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I once had my heart broken
by a woman named Linda.
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Charlie, we are having a meeting.
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And I'll bet it was about me.
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-Am I right? Come on, be honest.
-Mandy.
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Mandy. I love that song, Mandy.
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Listen, I know I can't come in here
and ask to be forgiven
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for some of the stupid things
I have said in front of Jake.
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But I do have the right
to say I am sorry, don't l?
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I suppose.
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-Thank you. And you are?
-Kathleen.
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Kathleen, a fine lrish name.
248
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Half-lrish, on my mother's side.
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-Are you and your mom close?
-Yeah, I guess.
250
00:14:21,562 --> 00:14:23,964
I envy that, Kathleen.
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-Me and my mom...
-Okay, Charlie, give it a rest.
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We are not a bunch of sorority girls
you can charm with your big, brown eyes.
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And nice smile.
254
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Thank you, Mandy.
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00:14:37,272 --> 00:14:41,502
Linda, I admit I sometimes relate
to women on a very superficial level,
256
00:14:41,503 --> 00:14:43,266
but I think that's because
257
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:48,427
deep down, I have intimacy issues
that probably go back to my mom.
258
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My mother crippled me emotionally!
259
00:14:53,141 --> 00:14:54,326
You, too?
260
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:57,564
And I am so afraid I'm making
the same mistakes with my daughter.
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-You know what...
-Ruth.
262
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:07,373
That's the same fear
I have with Jake, Ruth.
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I've clearly made mistakes,
but that's because I'm human.
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00:15:11,991 --> 00:15:15,645
And after all, what're we trying
to do with our children
265
00:15:15,646 --> 00:15:18,720
other than to raise them as humans?
266
00:15:20,647 --> 00:15:24,044
Stop it, Charlie. "Our children"?
You have no children.
267
00:15:24,045 --> 00:15:30,290
That's true. Although I don't think it's fair
to throw it in my face.
268
00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:35,746
I mean, some of us haven't been blessed
with the little ones the way you have.
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That was uncalled for, Judith.
270
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:46,966
Look, I'm being real up-front with you
about the mistakes I've made with Jake.
271
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How I've influenced him.
272
00:15:49,372 --> 00:15:53,346
But let's talk for a minute
about how he's influenced me.
273
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How this little boy has made me
a better man.
274
00:16:01,266 --> 00:16:04,150
Dear God! You are not going to listen
to this crap, are you?
275
00:16:04,151 --> 00:16:07,124
No, I will not...
276
00:16:08,061 --> 00:16:12,389
He's lying to you. That's all he does!
Lie! You've got to believe me.
277
00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:17,722
It's okay. It's all right, Judith.
We are all here for you.
278
00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:25,448
Okay, who's ready for a refill?
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That kid.
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What are you going to do, huh?
281
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,579
Charlie, where's the little girl's room?
282
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It's down the hall to the right,
and around here we leave the seat up,
283
00:16:37,011 --> 00:16:39,799
so don't just drop trou and back in.
284
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,498
-You are terrible!
-I'm serious.
285
00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:45,208
I'm not coming in there with the shoehorn.
286
00:16:45,763 --> 00:16:48,006
You are getting a little pink there, Kathy.
287
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,891
Turn around, I'll put
some more suntan lotion on your back.
288
00:16:50,892 --> 00:16:53,294
Okay.
289
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,662
-Hi, Alan!
-Hello.
290
00:16:56,663 --> 00:16:59,891
-You have a lovely home.
-Thank you.
291
00:17:01,151 --> 00:17:02,593
What's happening?
292
00:17:02,594 --> 00:17:06,985
A bunch of us came over to have wine
in God's room. Why don't you join us?
293
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:09,387
Thank you.
294
00:17:11,089 --> 00:17:12,916
What the hell?
295
00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:15,544
Buffalo Gals, won 't you come out tonight
296
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Come out tonight, come out tonight
297
00:17:18,142 --> 00:17:21,091
Buffalo Gals, won 't you come out tonight
298
00:17:21,092 --> 00:17:24,138
And dance by the light of the moon
299
00:17:30,389 --> 00:17:32,791
-Hey, Dad.
-Hey, pal!
300
00:17:33,434 --> 00:17:35,357
What's going on?
301
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:38,403
-I want my friends back.
-I am sorry, what?
302
00:17:38,404 --> 00:17:40,422
-Hey, Uncle Charlie.
-There he is.
303
00:17:40,423 --> 00:17:42,698
How you doing, buddy?
We missed you around here!
304
00:17:42,699 --> 00:17:44,493
-I slept over at Toby's house.
-Cool!
305
00:17:44,494 --> 00:17:46,545
Jake, honey, go put your stuff
in your room.
306
00:17:46,546 --> 00:17:48,436
Okay.
307
00:17:48,437 --> 00:17:51,162
-He's staying?
-Okay, here's the deal.
308
00:17:51,163 --> 00:17:55,041
We go back to the original custody
arrangement, but with one new condition.
309
00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:56,195
What's that?
310
00:17:56,196 --> 00:18:00,750
Charlie agrees to never, ever,
enter my house again.
311
00:18:00,909 --> 00:18:03,311
Done.
312
00:18:03,986 --> 00:18:06,811
-You want some wine?
-Charlie...
313
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,947
Yeah, sure, why not.
314
00:18:13,604 --> 00:18:15,494
How?
315
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:18,868
I told you, I am hard to stay mad at.
316
00:18:20,817 --> 00:18:23,690
Anyway, they're your problem now.
317
00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:28,417
I am going to hang with Jake
till Tiffany gets here.
318
00:18:40,469 --> 00:18:41,654
What?
319
00:18:41,655 --> 00:18:44,144
You got a normal-sized head.
320
00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:47,617
Thanks. I am pretty happy with it.
321
00:18:47,618 --> 00:18:49,830
-I don't get it.
-What don't you get?
322
00:18:49,831 --> 00:18:53,291
I heard Mom say the reason
Uncle Charlie gets into so much trouble
323
00:18:53,292 --> 00:18:56,953
is because he thinks with his little head.
324
00:18:59,159 --> 00:19:01,561
It's not that little.
325
00:19:02,526 --> 00:19:06,013
-Okay, you tell your mother...
-Charlie.
326
00:19:06,244 --> 00:19:08,744
That women are to
be honored and respected.
327
00:19:08,745 --> 00:19:11,245
See, Jake? That's the big head talking.
328
00:19:11,246 --> 00:19:13,648
But he only has one head.
329
00:19:15,702 --> 00:19:18,714
You want to tell him
or should we let him spin for a while?
330
00:19:18,715 --> 00:19:20,349
I'd rather he spin.
331
00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:23,319
Come on, at least give me a clue.
332
00:19:24,133 --> 00:19:26,056
All right.
333
00:19:26,057 --> 00:19:28,684
What do men have that women don't?
334
00:19:28,685 --> 00:19:31,087
Beards.
335
00:19:31,154 --> 00:19:34,542
-Lower.
-Beards.
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00:19:40,644 --> 00:19:43,055
You're right, let him spin.
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